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List of Usable Items
All usable items in the game

  Item Name
"DEBBIE" tattoo kit
"KICK ME" sign
'Villa' document
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)
A Guide to Safari
a suspicious address
A. W. O. L. commendation
abandoned candy
absentee voter ballot
abyssal battle plans
Agent Mauve
Aggressive Carrot
airplane charter: Conspiracy Island
airplane charter: Dinseylandfill
airplane charter: Spring Break Beach
airplane charter: That 70s Volcano
airplane charter: The Glaciest
airplane tattoo
alabaster bishop
alabaster king
alabaster knight
alabaster pawn
alabaster queen
alabaster rook
Alice's Army booster box
Alice's Army Foil tattoo
alien animal milk
alien plant pod
alien source code printout
alien source code printout (used)
all-purpose cleaner
all-purpose flower
all-year sucker
almost-dead walkie-talkie
ammonite candy mold
ancient calendar fragment
ancient cursed foot locker
ancient Magi-Wipes
ancient turtle shell
ancient turtle shell powder
ancient vinyl coin purse
Antagonistic Snowman Kit
antique 8-Bit Power magazine
antique bottle opener
antique painting of a landscape
antique pair of blue jeans
antique record album
antique souvenir drawing
apathetic lizardman doll
arcanoferric housing
Arrrmetia trading card
artisanal homebrew gift package
artisanal homebrew sampler
Asdon Martin keyfob
Asleep in the Cemetery
augmented El Vibrato drone
Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)
awful poetry journal
bag of bones
bag of foreign bribes
bag of Iunion stones
bag of park garbage
bag of sausage links
bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts
bagged stuffed "L"
balsa plank
Banfoy's Boutique Order Form
barnacled barrel
barskin tent
Bash-Ōs boxtop
Bastille Battalion cheese wheel
Bastille Battalion control rig
Bastille Battalion control rig crate
Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher
Bastille Battalion tattoo kit
bat guano
Batfellow comic
bath ball gift set
battered Crimbo Crate
battoo kit
bazooka cozy
Beach Comb Box
beanbag chair
beautiful rainbow
bed of coals
beer cartilage
beer-scented teddy bear
belemnite candy mold
Benetton's Medley of Diversity
best joke ever
Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog
BGE merchandise order form
BGE shotglass
BGE temporary tattoo
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook
big bundle of chamoix
big slimy cyst
big tun
Bird-a-Day calendar
birthday candle
bit of clingfilm
BittyCar HotCar
BittyCar MeatCar
BittyCar SoulCar
Black Bart's Booty
black candygram
black cherry soda
black pension check
black picnic basket
black-and-blue light
blank diary
blank note
blank prescription sheet
Blatantly Canadian
blind-packed capsule toy
blind-packed die-cast metal toy
Blizzards I Have Died In
blue lava globs
blue plasma ball
blue tulip
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf
bonsai tree
Booke of Vampyric Knowledge
booty chest charrrm
booze mailing list
Boozehounds Anonymous token
borrowed time
bottle of Blank-Out
bottle of lovebug pheromones
bottle of Vangoghbitussin
bottled day
box o' ghosts
box of bear arms
box of Familiar Jacks
box of Gratitude chocolates
box of Pokëmann band-aids
box of sunshine
boxcar turtle
Boxing Day care package
Boxing Day Pass
brain preservation fluid
brainy skull
BRICKO airship
BRICKO brick
BRICKO cathedral
BRICKO elephant
BRICKO gargantuchicken
BRICKO octopus
BRICKO oyster
BRICKO pyramid
BRICKO python
BRICKO trunk
BRICKO turtle
BRICKO vacuum cleaner
briefcase full of sprinkles
broken chocolate pocketwatch
broken high-temperature mining drill
broken warbear gyrocopter
bubble-wrap simulator
bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)
bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)
bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)
bubblegum heart
bubblin' crude
bucket of ancient Vampyre blood
bugbear purification pill
Build-a-City Gingerbread kit
bulky free-range mushroom
bunch of bananas
bunch of sea grapes
bundle of firewood
burnt stick
burrowgrub hive
Camp Scout pup tent
campfire smoke
can of depilatory cream
can of Minions-Be-Gone
can of Rain-Doh
candy cane candygram
candy mailing list
cannonball charrrm
canopic jar
carbonated soy milk
carbonated water lily
Carol of the Bulls
Carol of the Hells
Carol of the Thrills
carrot nose
cartoon harpoon
Celsius 233
Celsius 233 (singed)
Chateau Mantegna room key
cheap toaster
Chef Boy, R&D's business card
Cherry Cloaca Cola
chewable paper
chewing gum on a string
ChibiBuddy™ (off)
ChibiBuddy™ (on)
Chorale of Companionship
Chori Zo trading card
Chroner cross
Chroner trigger
circle drum
Clan Carnival Game
Clan Floundry
Clan hot dog stand
Clan looking glass
Clan pool table
Clan shower
Clan speakeasy
Clan VIP Lounge invitation
Clara's bell
Cloaca-Cola c-rations
Cloaca-Cola knapsack
clockwork bartender-in-the-box
clockwork chef-in-the-box
clockwork maid
clockwork pirate skull
cluster of hops
coal paperweight
coal snakeskin
cocoa of youth
Cold Fang
collection of tiny spooky objects
colorful plastic ball
colossal free-range mushroom
comfy coffin
comfy pillow
compounded experience
Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium
Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)
confusing LED clock
control crystal
Convincing People You Can See The Future
cooling iron breastplate
cooling iron greaves
cooling iron helmet
copper ha'penny charrrm
corked genie bottle
corrupted stardust
cosmic bucket
Cosmic Calorie
cotton candy bale
cotton candy cone
cotton candy pillow
cotton candy pinch
cotton candy plug
cotton candy skoshe
cotton candy smidgen
counterfeit city
crate of firebombs
crate of fish meat
crayon shavings
cream pie
creepy ginger ale
creepy voodoo doll
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)
Crimbo candle
Crimbo Candy Cookbook
Crimbo Carol tattoo kit
Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit
Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit
Crimbo Factory surprise box
Crimbo pressie
Crimbo stocking
Crimbo tattoo kit
Crimbo wreath
Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision
Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)
Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping
Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)
Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency
Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)
Crimbot schematic: Big Head
Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel
Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher
Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper
Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw
Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter
Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder
Crimbot schematic: Crab Core
Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso
Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer
Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head
Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun
Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun
Crimbot schematic: Gun Face
Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs
Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads
Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs
Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan
Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack
Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler
Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite
Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise
Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis
Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder
Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module
Crimbot schematic: Power Arm
Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler
Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head
Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis
Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator
Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker
Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt
Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun
Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet
Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis
Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet
Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower
Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm
Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs
Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball
Crimboween memo
crude oil congealer
crumbling rat skull
crystallized memory
CSA all-purpose soap
CSA discount card
CSA fire-starting kit
cuckoo clock
cuppa Royal tea
cuppa Sobrie tea
cuppa Voraci tea
cursed microwave
cursed piece of thirteen
cursed pony keg
damp old wallet
dance card
Das Überkühlraum trading card
dead guy's piece of double-sided tape
deadly nightshade
Dear Past Self Package
Deck of Every Card
decorative fountain
defective Game Grid token
delectable catalyst
delectable fire ant
delicious shimmering moth
delicious stinkbug
deluxe fax machine
deluxe Neverending Party favor
depleted uranium seal figurine
detective school application
detective tattoo
diabolic pizza cube
diamondback skin
Dickory Farms Gift Basket
Diet Cloaca Cola
Dinsey Maintenance Manual
Dinsey tattoo kit
disassembled clover
Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog
Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate
disembodied brain
Dish of Clarified Butter
disintegrating barrel
disintegrating quill pen
disintegrating sheet music
Distant Woods Getaway Brochure
distention pill
divine champagne flute
DIY protonic accelerator kit
do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit
Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
Doc's Miracle Cure
doll house
dolphin whistle
drab sonata
Dramatic™ range
Dreadsylvanian Almanac page
dropped scrap of paper
drum machine
dry cleaning receipt
duct tape
duct tape wallet
dude ranch souvenir crate
dueling turtle
dungeon dragon chest
dungeoneering kit
dusty animal skull
dusty barrel
dusty Crimbo crate
Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations
Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack
eaves droppers
Ed the Undying exhibit crate
eerily silent box
El Vibrato drone
El Vibrato trapezoid
eldritch effluvium
eldritch ichor
Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror
eldritch tincture
eldritch tincture (depleted)
electronic Brain Trainer game
Elf Farm Raffle ticket
Ellsbury's journal
Ellsbury's journal (used)
Elron's Explosive Etude
elven magi-pack
elven medi-pack
empty agua de vida bottle
enchanted bean
envelope full of Meat
eraser nubbin
Essence of Annoyance
Essence of Bear
essential tofu
etched hourglass
eternal car battery
eternal knot tattoo
evil golden arches
experimental carbon fiber pasta additive
extra special Crimbo stocking
Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium
fancy beer bottle
fancy beer label
fancy calligraphy pen
fancy chess set
fancy chocolate sculpture
fancy tin beer can
FantasyRealm guest pass
FantasyRealm membership packet
FantasyRealm tattoo kit
fat wallet
FDKOL commendation
FDKOL tattoo
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots
festive warbear bank
fettucini épines Inconnu recipe
Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy
Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)
figurine of a charred seal
figurine of a cold seal
figurine of a cute baby seal
figurine of a shadowy seal
figurine of a sleek seal
figurine of a slippery seal
figurine of a stinking seal
figurine of a wretched-looking seal
figurine of an ancient seal
figurine of an armored seal
filth-encrusted futon
First Post shirt package
fish stick cozy
fishy pipe
flat dough
flavored foot massage oil
flickering pixel
floaty inverse geode
Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form
flytrap pellet
foam dart
folder (barbarian)
folder (blue)
folder (catfish)
folder (cyan)
folder (D-Team)
folder (dancing dolphins)
folder (Ex-Files)
folder (green)
folder (heavy metal)
folder (holographic fractal)
folder (Jackass Plumber)
folder (Knight Writer)
folder (KOLHS)
folder (magenta)
folder (owl)
folder (rainbow unicorn)
folder (red)
folder (Seawolf)
folder (skull and crossbones)
folder (smiley face)
folder (space skeleton)
folder (sports car)
folder (sportsballs)
folder (Stinky Trash Kid)
folder (tranquil landscape)
folder (wizard)
folder (Yedi)
folder (yellow)
Folder Holder
food mailing list
fossilized baboon skull
fossilized bat skull
fossilized demon skull
fossilized serpent skull
fossilized spider skull
fossilized wyrm skull
Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit
fragment of Jarlsberg's soul
Frat Army FGF
free-range mushroom
fresh can of paint
frigid air mattress
frontwinder skin
frost-rimed desk bell
Frosty's frosty mug
frozen Mob Penguin
fruit basket
fruit bowl
fudge spork
fumble formula
Game Grid valued membership card
GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine
GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card
Gathered Meat-Clip
gauze hammock
General Assembly Module
generic healing potion
generic mana potion
generic restorative potion
genie bottle
Ghost Dog Chow
Ghost Pinching Quarterly
giant free-range mushroom
giant green gummi ingot
giant jar of protein powder
giant red gummi ingot
giant yellow gummi ingot
gift card
gilded ancient cursed chest
gilded BRICKO brick
gingerbread dog treat
gingerbread house
gingerbread smartphone
ginormous pumpkin
glass of warm water
Glenn's golden dice
glob of melted wax
glob of undifferentiated tissue
gnoll lips
Gnollish toolbox
Gnomish toolbox
gold Boozehounds Anonymous token
golden gum
golden gun
golden tattoo gun
Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog
government booze shipment
government candy shipment
government food shipment
government requisition form
Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog
Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)
Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)
greasy desk bell
green candygram
green face paint
green gummi ingot
green lava globs
green pill
green rocket
grimstone mask
grip key
grizzled bearskin
groupie bra
Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog
grumpy old man charrrm
gun parts
Guzzlr application
Guzzlr tattoo kit
Gygaxian Libram
gym membership card
handful of barley
handful of confetti
handful of drink tickets
handful of honey
handful of juicy garbage
handful of numbers
handful of tips
haunted doghouse
Haunted Sorority House staff guide
heart cozy
heart necklace
heart of dark chocolate
heart-shaped crate
heavy metal sonata
Hell and How I Bent It
hermit factoid
Hippy Army MPE
History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX
Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians
Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)
hobo fortress blueprints
Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times
Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics
Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin
Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top
Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!
home robotics kit
homeopathic healing powder
honey-dipped locust
Horsery contract
hot daub
hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa
hotel minibar key
house of twigs and spit
house-sized mushroom
How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying
How to Hold a Grudge
How to Play Othello
How to Tolerate Jerks
huge bowl of candy
huge pumpkin
Huggler Radio
ice stein
ice-cold six-pack
Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos
imitation crab crate
immense free-range mushroom
industrial strength anti-fungal spray
infinite BACON machine
inflatable LT&T telegraph office
ingot of seal-iron
Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration
Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)
Inndya trading card
interesting-looking twig
internet point
Interview With You (a Vampire)
intricate clockwork birdhouse
intricate clockwork egg
intriguing puzzle box
Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey
Jackass Plumber home game
jamfish jam
jangly spurs
January's Garbage Tote
January's Garbage Tote (unopened)
jar of psychoses (Jick)
jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)
jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)
jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)
jar of psychoses (The Old Man)
jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)
jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)
Jerks' Health™ Magazine
jingle bell
Jolly Roger charrrm
jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo
juggling ball
ketchup hound
khaki duffel bag
Kissin' Cousins
Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card
Knob Goblin lunchbox
Knob Kitchen grab-bag
kobold treasure hoard
Kokomo Resort Chip
Kramco Industries packing carton
large box
Lars the Cyberian
latte lovers club card
Lava Miner's Daughter
lavender candygram
Law of Averages
Lazenby's Life Lesson
Lazybones™ recliner
LCD game: Burger Belt
LCD game: Food Eater
LCD game: Garbage River
leftover Crimbo rations
lemony scales
Let Me Be!
LI-11 Motor Pool voucher
Libram of BRICKOs
Libram of Candy Heart Summoning
Libram of Divine Favors
Libram of Love Songs
Libram of Pulled Taffy
Libram of Resolutions
library card
License to Chill
License To Kill
little firkin
Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab
live lobster
Living to Drink, Drinking to Live
loaded serum blowgun
Loathing Legion knife
Loathing Legion tattoo needle
Loathing Legion universal screwdriver
locked mumming trunk
LOLmec statuette
long skinny balloon
loose teeth
lost key
Loudmouth Larry Lamprey
LOV Emotionizer
LOV Entrance Pass
LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate
Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them
LT&T tattoo kit
LT&T telegraph office deed
lucky cat statue
lump of clay
Lump-Stacking for Beginners
lupine appetite hormones
LyleCo Contractor's Manual
lynyrd snare
magnetic sculpture kit
Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit
Manual of Lock Picking
Manual of Numberology
Manual of Transcendent Olfaction
Map to Kokomo
map to the Cursed Village
map to the Mystic Wood
map to the Putrid Swamp
map to the Sprawling Cemetery
map to the Towering Mountains
Mark of the Bugbear
Mark of the Ghost
Mark of the Skeleton
Mark of the Vampire
Mark of the Werewolf
Mark of the Zombie
Marquis de Poivre soda
Maxing, Relaxing
McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning
meat golem
Meat maid
meatsmithing guide
medium slimy cyst
meme generator
Memories of Beanslinging
Memories of Cow Punching
Memories of Snake Oiling
Memory Disk, Alpha
memory of some delicious amino acids
Mer-kin cancerstick
Mer-kin cookiestove
Mer-kin darkbook
Mer-kin fitbrine
Mer-kin foodbucket
Mer-kin knucklebone
Mer-kin thingpouch
Mer-kin wordquiz
Mer-kin worktea
Merc Core challenge coin
Merc Core deployment orders
Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques
Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance
mermaid's purse
metal meteoroid
milk of magnesium
mime army challenge coin
mint condition Lil' Doctor™ bag
Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog
Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet
Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass
Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge
Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves
Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow
mint-in-box Powerful Glove
modern picture frame
moist barrel
mojo filter
Monstar energy beverage
Monster Manuel
Morbidda trading card
mother's secret recipe
mouldering barrel
mountain lion skin
Mountain Stream Code Black Alert
mumming trunk
mummy wrapping
munchies pill
Murgatroyd diode
mushroom slab
My First Art of War
My Life of Crime, a Memoir
My Own Pen Pal kit
Mysterious Black Box
Mysterious Blue Box
Mysterious Green Box
mysterious present
Mysterious Red Box
Nardz energy beverage
nasty desk bell
natural fennel soda
Nayztameetjoo trading card
nest egg
Never Don't Stop Not Striving
Neverending Party favor
Neverending Party guest pass
Neverending Party invitation envelope
New-You Club Membership Form
Newbiesport™ tent
nicksilver spurs
ninja pirate zombie robot head
No Hats as Art
Non-Euclidean Finance
normal barrel
note from Clancy
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI
Now You're Cooking With Grease
NPZR chemistry set
Official Seal of Dreadsylvania
Ol' Scratch's salad fork
old coin purse
old leather wallet
old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie
Olympic-sized Clan crate
one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island
one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill
one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach
one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano
one-day ticket to The Glaciest
onyx bishop
onyx king
onyx knight
onyx pawn
onyx queen
onyx rook
orange candygram
Orcish meat locker
Order of the Green Thumb Order Form
ornate ancient cursed chest
Oscus's neverending soda
overflowing gift basket
Pack of Alice's Army Cards
Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards
pack of chewing gum
Pack of Every Card
pack of KWE trading card
pack of pogs
packaged knock-off retro superhero cape
packaged miniature crystal ball
packaged SpinMaster™ lathe
packet of beer seeds
packet of dragon's teeth
packet of mayfly bait
packet of mushroom spores
packet of orchid seeds
packet of pumpkin seeds
packet of tall grass seeds
packet of thanksgarden seeds
packet of winter seeds
palm frond
papier-mâché bowl
papier-mâché glob
papier-mâché trophy piñata
paranormal ricotta
Party Planning on a Budget
Party Tattoo™ gift certificate
Penultimate Fantasy chest
Peppermint Pip Packet
peppermint sprout
perfectly fair coin
personal graffiti kit
personal massager
personalizable gingerbread cookie
personalized coffee mug
Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog
phonics down
picky tweezers
picture of a dead guy's girlfriend
picture of you
piece of driftwood
pile of candy
pile of dusty animal bones
pile of useless robot parts
pink candygram
pirate skull
PirateRealm guest pass
PirateRealm membership packet
pixel coin
pixel orb
pixel pill
pixel power cell
pixellated moneybag
pixie axie
plaid swatch
plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe
plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook
plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat
plans for depleted Grimacite hammer
plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask
plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards
plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt
plastic Crimbo reindeer
plastic nightmare troll
Platinum Yendorian Express Card
plump free-range mushroom
plump juicy grub
plus one
pocket lint (blue)
pocket lint (green)
pocket lint (orange)
pocket lint (white)
Pocket Meteor Guide
Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)
pocket wish
Poison Oak trading card
Poké-Gro fertilizer
Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them
Pop Art: a Guide
pork elf goodies sack
portable Mayo Clinic
portable pantogram
portable Spacegate
possessed sugar cube
potted tea tree
Prelude of Precision
Princess Rutabaga trading card
Psycho From The Heat
psychokinetic energy blob
puff of smoke
puppet strings
purple prose pen
quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments
Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit
quicksilver spurs
Rad Lib
Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.)
Rainbow's Gravity
Really Expensive Jewelry and You
really thick bandage
record of infuriating silence
record of infuriating silence (used)
record of menacing silence
record of menacing silence (used)
record of tranquil silence
record of tranquil silence (used)
red box
red coin
red face paint
red gummi ingot
red lava globs
Red Roger tattoo kit
Red Roger's reliquary
red tulip
reflection of a map
Regular Cloaca Cola
respected companion biscuit
Rethinking Candy
Retrospecs try-at-home kit
returned Thinknerd package
robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.
robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.
robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.
robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.
robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.
robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.
robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E.
robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.
robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.
robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.
rockfish stomach
roll of drink tickets
roll of Hob-Os
roll of toilet paper
rolling pin
ROM of Optimality
Roo trading card
root beer barrel
rotten tomato
rotting barrel
rotting cowskin
rubber doll head
rubber emo roe
rubber spider
rum barrel charrrm
rune-strewn spoon cocoon
rusty broken diving helmet
rusty hedge trimmers
s'more gun
S.A.V.E. flyer
sack lunch
School of Hard Knocks Diploma
scimitar cozy
scintillating powder
scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker
scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker
scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker
Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome
scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker
scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker
scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker
Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill
scroll of drastic healing
scroll of pasta summoning
scrumptious ice ant
Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention
secret from the future
Sensual Massage for Creeps
Serenity trading card
sewer wad
sewing kit
shaking skull
shard of double-ice
shimmering tendrils
shiny stones
shot of Sneaky Pete's Mojo
shrine to the Barrel god
sicksilver spurs
signal fragment
Silly Little Love Song
silver keg
silver tongue charrrm
Single Alice's Army Foil
sinister ancient tablet
six pack of Mountain Stream
six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola
sizzling desk bell
skeleton key ring
ski resort souvenir crate
slap and slap again recipe
sleeping stocking
slicksilver spurs
slime convention swag bag
slime-soaked brain
slime-soaked hypophysis
slime-soaked sweat gland
slimy chest
Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook
slow jam collection
small box
small Crimbo Pressie
small slimy cyst
smart skull
smoked potsherd
smoking talon
smoldering box
SMOOCH bottlecap
smudged alchemical recipe
smut orc keepsake box
snailmail bits
snake oil
snake skin
sneaky wrapping paper
snow fort
snow machine
soda water
soft green echo eyedrop antidote
solid gold jewel
SongBoom™ BoomBox
SongBoom™ BoomBox Box
Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire
sorority girl's box
soul doorbell
Source terminal
Source terminal ASHRAM chip
Source terminal CRAM chip
Source terminal DIAGRAM chip
Source terminal DRAM chip
Source terminal file:
Source terminal file: cram.ext
Source terminal file: critical.enh
Source terminal file: damage.enh
Source terminal file: dram.ext
Source terminal file:
Source terminal file: familiar.ext
Source terminal file: gram.ext
Source terminal file:
Source terminal file: pram.ext
Source terminal file: protect.enq
Source terminal file: spam.ext
Source terminal file: stats.enq
Source terminal file: substats.enh
Source terminal file: tram.ext
Source terminal file:
Source terminal GRAM chip
Source terminal INGRAM chip
Source terminal PRAM chip
Source terminal SCRAM chip
Source terminal SPAM chip
Source terminal TRAM chip
Source terminal TRIGRAM chip
Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts
Space Baby children's book
space bar
space jam
space junk
Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook
Spacegate access badge
Spacegate emergency disintegrator
Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit
sparking robo-battery
special edition Batfellow comic
specialty ammo bandolier
Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise
Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot
Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb
Spelunker of Fortune
Spelunker of Fortune (used)
Spelunker's Guild prize sack
spice melange
SpinMaster™ lathe
spinning wheel
spirit bed
spirit blanket
spirit mattress
spirit pillow
spirit sheet
spooky bark
spooky cosmetics bag
spooky scarecrow
Spooky-Gro fertilizer
spray paint
Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon
St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket
Stabonic scroll
stained mattress
Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)
Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)
Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)
Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)
Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)
Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)
Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)
Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)
Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)
Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)
Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)
Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)
Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)
Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)
Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)
stick of "gum"
still-beating spleen
stinky cheese ball
stolen meatpouch
string of Crimbo lights
stuffed angry cow
stuffed Hodgman
sturdy Crimbo crate
subscription cocoa dispenser
sugar shard
Summer Nights
sunken chest
superheated metal
sushi-rolling mat
suspicious package
sweet tooth
synthetic dog hair pill
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier
Tales from the Fireside
Tales of a Kansas Toymaker
Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)
Tales of Dread
Tales of Spelunking
Tales of Western Braggadoccio
talisman of Seshat
talking spade
tarnished luggage key
tarrrnish charrrm
tasty louse
Telltale™ rubber heart
ten-leaf clover
The Art of Slapfighting
The Art of Slapfighting (used)
The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones
The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder
The Big Book of Communism
The Big Book of Communism (used)
The Chill of the Wild
The Cocktail Shaker
The Confiscator's Grimoire
The Emperor's dry cleaning
The Emperor's new cookie
The Eye of the Thing in the Basement
The Firegate Tapes
The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide
The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook
The Grand Poo-Bah trading card
The Imploded World
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)
The Joy of Wassailing
The Joy of Wassailing (used)
The Legendary Beat
The Lost Pill Bottle
The Necbronomicon
The Necbronomicon (used)
The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1
The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)
The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2
The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)
The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3
The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)
The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4
The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)
The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5
The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)
The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6
The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)
The Smith's Tome
The Snake trading card
The Snitch's Manifesto
The Spirit of Giving
The Spirit of Giving (used)
The Sword in the Steak
The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants
The Western Look
They'll Love You In Rhinestones
thicksilver spurs
Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy
Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag
Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts
Thorny Toad trading card
throbbing rage gland
throwing bone
ticksilver spurs
Time Juice
time residue
time sleigh
time's arrow
tin roof (rusted)
tiny house
tiny slimy cyst
To Build an Igloo
toe jam
Tome of Clip Art
Tome of Rad Libs
Tome of Snowcone Summoning
Tome of Sugar Shummoning
tonic djinn
tonic water
Toot Oriole care package
topiary nugglet
toxic globule
traffic jam
training scroll: Shattering Punch
training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique
training scroll: Snokebomb
transmission from planet Xi
Trash, a Memoir
Travels with Jerry
triad summoning scroll
trilobite candy mold
Trivial Avocations board game
Trivial Avocations Card: What?
Trivial Avocations Card: When?
Trivial Avocations Card: Where?
Trivial Avocations Card: Who?
tropical Crimbo pressie
tropical island souvenir crate
Trout Fishing in Loathing
turtle wax
turtlemail bits
Twelve Night Energy
Twitching Television Tattoo
twitching time capsule
twitching trigger finger
Ultimate Mind Destroyer
Ultra Mega Sour Ball
uncanny desk bell
Uncle Crimbo's Rations
Uncle Romulus
Uncle Romulus (used)
Underworld trunk
unearthed volcanic meteoroid
Universal Seasoning
unlocked meat locker
Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car
Unmotivator: Crashed Orca
Unmotivator: Success Warrior
unopened Bird-a-Day calendar
unopened diabolic pizza cube box
Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper
unremarkable duffel bag
unrolling pin
unsmoothed velvet
unused walkie-talkie
useless powder
vampire glitter
vampyric cloake pattern
van key
Vaso De Agua trading card
very overdue library book
Victor's Spoils
Vivian's Vitamin
voter registration form
VYKEA instructions
wad of dough
wad of slimy rags
Wal-Mart tattoo kit
wand of fudge control
warbear accoutrements chunk
warbear auto-anvil
warbear battery
warbear beeping telegram
warbear black box
warbear breakfast machine
warbear breakfast machine assembler
warbear chemistry lab
warbear empathy chip
warbear empathy chip (used)
warbear gyrocopter
warbear helm fragment
warbear high-efficiency still
warbear hoverbelt piecepart
warbear induction oven
warbear jackhammer drill press
warbear LP-ROM burner
warbear metalworking primer
warbear metalworking primer (used)
warbear officer requisition box
warbear procedural hilarity drone
warbear requisition box
warbear sequential gaiety distribution system
warbear soda machine
warbear soda machine assembler
warbear trouser fragment
warehouse key
Warm Subject gift certificate
Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife
weathered barrel
Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence
Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking
Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud
white candygram
white elephant gift
white page
white tulip
whoopie cushion
wicksilver spurs
wind-up spider
wine-soaked bone chips
Witchess Set
wok lobster
Woldo trading card
Wolfman Nardz
Workytime Tea
wumpus hair
X-32-F snowman crate
Xi Receiver Unit
Xiblaxian cache locator simcode
Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode
Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner
Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube
Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey
Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl
Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers
Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest
Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito
Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles
Xiblaxian holo-training simcode
Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode
Xiblaxian residence-cube
Yeg's Motel alarm clock
Yeg's Motel minibar key
yellow candygram
yellow gummi ingot
Yeti Protest Sign
Young Man's Cargo Load
Young Man's Crew Sequester
your own black heart
yummy death watch beetle
Zu Mannkäse Dienen
Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)
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