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	Item Name
	Franken Stein
	"caramel" orange
	"DEBBIE" tattoo kit
	"DRINK ME" potion
	"honey" dipper
	"Humorous" T-shirt
	"I survived Y2K" T-Shirt
	"KICK ME" sign
	"meat" stick
	"Remember the Trees" Shirt
	Überraschthexengebräu
	'Villa' document
	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign
	1,970 carat gold
	1-ball
	1.21 jigawatts
	1/6th Pound Cake
	100-Watt bulb
	11-leaf clover
	1337 7r0uZ0RZ
	17-ball
	18-picohertz resonator crystal
	1952 Mickey Mantle card
	2-ball
	20-lb can of rice and beans
	2002 Mr. Store Catalog
	25-meat staff
	3-ball
	30669 scroll
	33398 scroll
	334 scroll
	37x37x37 puzzle cube
	4-ball
	4-d camera
	4-dimensional fez
	4-dimensional guitar
	4:20 bomb
	5-Alarm Saucepan
	5-ball
	5-hour acrimony
	6-ball
	64067 scroll
	668 scroll
	7-ball
	7-Foot Dwarven mattock
	7-inch discus
	8-ball
	8-billed baseball cap
	8-bit banana
	9-ball
	99.44% pure math
	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes
	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)
	a bug's lymph
	a butt tuba
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)
	a cute angel
	A Guide to Burning Leaves
	A Guide to Safari
	A Light that Never Goes Out
	a little sump'm sump'm
	A muse-bouche
	a suspicious address
	A. W. O. L. commendation
	abandoned candy
	abominable blubber
	abominable snowcone
	absentee voter ballot
	abstraction: action
	abstraction: category
	abstraction: certainty
	abstraction: comprehension
	abstraction: joy
	abstraction: motion
	abstraction: perception
	abstraction: purpose
	abstraction: sensation
	abstraction: thought
	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet
	abyssal battle plans
	Abyssal ember
	acceptable bagel
	acceptable mayolus
	accidental cider
	accidental mutton
	accord ion
	accordion file
	Accordion of Jordion
	accordionoid rocca
	acid-squirting flower
	acoustic guitarrr
	Acqua Del Piatto Merlot
	Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet
	actual blood sausage
	actual reality goggles
	actual tapas
	adder
	adder bladder
	adhesive tape dolly
	Admiral's hat
	adobe abacus
	adobe abaya
	adobe adze
	adobe arsecover
	adobe ascot
	adobe assortment
	adobe ayam
	adobe brittle
	adorable seal larva
	Adventurer bobblehead
	adventurer clone egg
	aerated diving helmet
	Aerheads
	aerogel accordion
	aerogel akubra
	aerogel anvil
	aerogel apron
	aerogel ascot
	aerogel attache case
	aerosolized aerogel
	Affirmation Cookie
	affordable teak perch
	Afternoon Delight
	Agent Corrigan's cigarette
	Agent Mauve
	Aggressive Carrot
	Agitated Turkey
	agnolotti arboli
	agua de vida
	Aiolion
	airblaster gun
	airborne mutagen
	airplane charter: Conspiracy Island
	airplane charter: Dinseylandfill
	airplane charter: Spring Break Beach
	airplane charter: That 70s Volcano
	airplane charter: The Glaciest
	airplane tattoo
	alabaster bishop
	alabaster king
	alabaster knight
	alabaster pawn
	alabaster queen
	alabaster rook
	alarm accordion
	albatross necklace
	Aldebaran sardines
	Alewife™ Ale
	Alexy sauce
	Alice's Army Alchemist
	Alice's Army booster box
	Alice's Army Bowman
	Alice's Army Cleric
	Alice's Army Coward
	Alice's Army Dervish
	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist
	Alice's Army Foil Bowman
	Alice's Army Foil Cleric
	Alice's Army Foil Coward
	Alice's Army Foil Dervish
	Alice's Army Foil Guard
	Alice's Army Foil Halberder
	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman
	Alice's Army Foil Horseman
	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman
	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber
	Alice's Army Foil Martyr
	Alice's Army Foil Ninja
	Alice's Army Foil Nurse
	Alice's Army Foil Page
	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden
	Alice's Army Foil Sniper
	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman
	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman
	Alice's Army Foil tattoo
	Alice's Army Foil Wallman
	Alice's Army Guard
	Alice's Army Halberder
	Alice's Army Hammerman
	Alice's Army Horseman
	Alice's Army Lanceman
	Alice's Army Mad Bomber
	Alice's Army Martyr
	Alice's Army Ninja
	Alice's Army Nurse
	Alice's Army Page
	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden
	Alice's Army Sniper
	Alice's Army Spearsman
	Alice's Army Swordsman
	Alice's Army Wallman
	alien animal goo
	alien animal milk
	alien autoautopsy kit
	alien drugs
	alien force field disruptor bean
	alien gemstone
	alien hologram projector
	alien meat
	alien plant fibers
	alien plant goo
	alien plant pod
	alien plant sample
	alien protein powder
	alien rock sample
	alien sandwich
	alien source code printout
	alien source code printout (used)
	alien toenails
	alien zoological sample
	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig
	all-purpose cleaner
	all-purpose flower
	all-year sucker
	almost-dead walkie-talkie
	alpha-mail pants
	alphabet gum
	alpine watercolor set
	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility
	Amanitee
	amber aviator shades
	Ambitious Turkey
	ammonite candy mold
	ammonite fossil
	Amnesiac Ale
	amok pudding
	amok putter
	Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes
	amphibious tophat
	amulet of extreme plot significance
	Amulet of Perpetual Darkness
	Amulet of Yendor
	ancient calendar
	ancient calendar fragment
	ancient cursed foot locker
	ancient Elf dessert spoon
	ancient frozen dinner
	ancient hot dog wrapper
	ancient ice cream scoop
	ancient Magi-Wipes
	ancient meat
	ancient medicinal herbs
	ancient oil painting of yourself
	ancient pills
	ancient poisoned dart
	Ancient Protector Soda
	ancient protein powder
	ancient redwood
	Ancient Saucehelm
	ancient spice
	ancient stone fist
	ancient stone head
	ancient turtle shell
	ancient turtle shell helmet
	ancient turtle shell powder
	ancient unspeakable fruitcake
	ancient vinyl coin purse
	anemone nematocyst
	anemone sauce
	anemoney clip
	angel-food cake
	Angelhair Culottes
	anger blaster
	angry agate
	Angry Farmer candy
	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy
	angry inch
	angst burger
	animal part cracker
	anise-flavored venom
	Ankh of Badahnkadh
	ankleweights
	annealed drippy orb
	anniversary balloon
	anniversary balsa wood socks
	anniversary burlap belt
	anniversary chutney sculpture
	anniversary concrete fedora
	anniversary gift box
	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy
	anniversary pewter cape
	anniversary safety glass vest
	anniversary tiny latex mask
	annoying pitchfork
	ant agonist
	ant antidepressant
	ant hoe
	ant pick
	ant pitchfork
	ant rake
	ant sickle
	Antagonistic Snowman Kit
	anti-anti-antidote
	anti-burn cream
	anti-creep cream
	anti-freeze cream
	anti-goosebump cream
	anti-odor cream
	anti-pain cream
	anticheese
	antimatter wad
	antique 8-Bit Power magazine
	antique accordion
	antique beer
	antique bottle of cough syrup
	antique bottle opener
	antique Canadian lantern
	antique greaves
	antique hand mirror
	antique helmet
	antique machete
	antique nutcracker beard
	antique nutcracker boots
	antique nutcracker cape
	antique nutcracker drumstick
	antique nutcracker epaulets
	antique nutcracker figurine
	antique nutcracker hat
	antique nutcracker pants
	antique nutcracker sword
	antique nutcracker waistcoat
	antique packet of ketchup
	antique painting of a landscape
	antique pair of blue jeans
	antique record album
	antique shield
	antique souvenir drawing
	antique spear
	antique spyglass
	antique tacklebox
	Apathargic Bandersnatch
	apathetic lizardman doll
	Apriling band helmet
	aquamariner's necklace
	aquamariner's ring
	aquaviolet jub-jub bird
	arcanoferric housing
	archaeologing shovel
	Argarggagarg's fang
	arm buzzer
	armgun
	armored prawn
	around the world
	Arr, M80
	Arrow (+1)
	arrow'd heart balloon
	arrowgram
	arrrgyle socks
	Arrrmetia trading card
	arse-a'fire elixir
	artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice
	artisanal homebrew gift package
	artisanal homebrew sampler
	artisanal limoncello
	Artist's Butterknife of Regret
	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness
	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury
	Artist's Spatula of Despair
	Artist's Whisk of Misery
	asbestos apron
	asbestos crossbow
	asbestos crossbow string
	asbestos helmet turtle
	asbestos meat stack
	asbestos ore
	asbestos staff
	asbestos stick
	asbestos sword
	asbestos sword hilt
	asbestos thermos
	ASCII fu manchu
	ASCII shirt
	Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)
	ash soda
	Asleep in the Cemetery
	asparagus knife
	asparagus lo mein
	asparagus stir-fry
	aspirin
	Ass-Stompers of Violence
	assassin's cheese knife
	asshat
	asteroid belt
	astral badger
	astral mushroom
	astronaut ice-cream
	astronaut pants
	Atomic Comic
	Atomic Pop
	atomic vector plotter
	attention spanner
	attorney's badge
	augmented El Vibrato drone
	augmented-reality shades
	august scepter
	Aura Libre
	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)
	autocalliope
	automa-bot parts
	automatic catapult
	automatic wine thief
	autumn breeze
	autumn dollar
	autumn leaf
	autumn years wisdom
	autumn-spice donut
	autumnal aegis
	AutumnFest ale
	autumnic balm
	autumnic bomb
	auxiliary backbone
	avatar of the Unconscious Collective
	awful poetry journal
	Ax of L'rose
	Aye Aye
	Aye Aye, Captain
	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth
	Azurite
	bätzle
	baby bark scorpion
	baby camelCalf
	baby chest mimic
	baby cuddlefish
	baby killer bee
	baby oil shooter
	baby rigging snake
	babycakes
	backup camera
	backwoods banjo
	backwoods screwdriver
	BACON
	bacon bath ball
	baconstone
	baconstone bracelet
	baconstone earring
	baconstone pendant
	baconstone ring
	baconstone-handled sixgun
	bad penguin egg
	bad rum and good cola
	bad vibroknife
	bad-ass club
	badass belt
	badass pie
	badge of authority
	badger badge
	Bag o' Tricks
	bag of airline peanuts
	bag of bones
	bag of Cheat-Os
	bag of foreign bribes
	bag of GORF
	bag of GORP
	bag of grain
	bag of gross foreign snacks
	bag of Iunion stones
	bag of lard
	bag of many confections
	bag of park garbage
	bag of pygmy blood
	bag of QWOP
	bag of random words
	bag of sausage links
	bag of unfinished business
	bag of W&Ws
	bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts
	bagged stuffed "L"
	baggie of powdered sugar
	baggie of regular-sized tardigrades
	Baja sopapilla
	baked stuffing
	baked veggie ricotta casserole
	bakelite backpack
	bakelite badge
	bakelite belt
	bakelite bits
	bakelite bowl
	bakelite breeches
	bakelite brooch
	bakelite-covered bacon
	Bal-musette accordion
	balaclava
	balaclava baklava
	balanced antler
	ball
	ball-in-a-cup
	ballast turtle
	balloon helmet
	balloon monkey
	balloon shield
	balloon sword
	ballpark hot daub
	ballroom blintz
	baloney rotgut
	balsa plank
	balsam barrel
	bamboo bokuto
	banana
	banana candle
	banana cream pie
	banana daiquiri
	banana milkshake
	banana peel
	banana smoothie
	banana split
	banana spritzer
	banana supersucker
	banana-frosted king cake
	bananagate
	bananarama bangle
	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental
	baneful bandolier
	Banfoy's Boutique Order Form
	Bangyomaman battle juice
	banjo kazoo mount
	banjo strings
	baobab sap
	bar of freeze-dried water
	bar skin
	bar whip
	barbed-wire fence
	bargain flash powder
	baritone accordion
	bark beret
	bark boxers
	bark bracelet
	bark rootbeer
	barnacle-encrusted sweater
	barnacled barrel
	Barney's rake
	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip
	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle
	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat
	barrel beryl
	barrel beryl choker
	barrel beryl nose ring
	barrel beryl ring
	barrel cracker
	barrel gun
	barrel pickle
	barrel-aged eggnog
	barrel-aged martini
	barrelhead
	barrrnacle
	barskin buckler
	barskin cloak
	barskin hat
	barskin loincloth
	barskin tent
	bartender skull
	bartender-in-the-box
	bartender-skull-in-the-box
	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler
	Barulio's bottle
	basaltamander buckler
	basaltamander tongue
	baseball
	Bash-Ōs boxtop
	Bash-Ōs cereal
	basic martini
	basic meat crossbow
	basic meat fez
	basic meat foon
	basic meat helmet
	basic meat kilt
	basic meat pants
	basic meat skirt
	basic meat spork
	basic meat staff
	basic meat sword
	basking robin
	bastard baster
	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel
	Bastille Battalion control rig
	Bastille Battalion control rig crate
	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher
	Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy
	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit
	bat guano
	bat haggis
	bat hat
	bat whip
	bat wing
	bat wing kabob
	bat wing stir-fry
	bat-ass leather jacket
	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie
	batarang
	batblade
	Batfellow comic
	batgut
	bath ball gift set
	batskin belt
	battered Crimbo Crate
	battered hubcap
	battered old top-hat
	battery (9-Volt)
	battery (AA)
	battery (AAA)
	battery (car)
	battery (D)
	battery (lantern)
	battery-powered drill
	Battlie Light Saver
	battoo kit
	bauxite beret
	bauxite bow-tie
	bauxite boxers
	bazooka cozy
	bazookafish bubble gum
	beach ball marble
	Beach Buck
	Beach Comb
	Beach Comb Box
	beach glass bead
	beach glass necklace
	bean burrito
	beanbag chair
	bear claw
	beard incense
	beastly paste
	beaten-up Chucks
	beautiful rainbow
	beautiful soup
	beaver punch (cherry)
	beaver punch (papaya)
	beaver punch (peach)
	beaver spear
	beavermouth
	bed of coals
	Beefy Crunch Pastaco
	beefy fish meat
	beefy pill
	beer basted brat
	beer bomb
	beer bong
	beer cartilage
	beer goggles
	beer helmet
	beer lens
	beer-a-pult
	beer-battered accordion
	beer-scented teddy bear
	beer-soaked mop
	beertini
	beery blood
	beet
	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar
	beetle antenna
	beggin' cologne
	begpwnia
	beholed bedsheet
	beige clambroth marble
	Beignet Milgranet
	bejeweled accordion strap
	bejeweled cufflinks
	bejeweled pledge pin
	belemnite candy mold
	belemnite fossil
	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie
	bellhop bell
	bellhop's hat
	Belt of Howling Anger
	Belt of Loathing
	belt of Ogrekind
	Ben-Gal™ Balm
	Benetton's Medley of Diversity
	bent scrap metal
	berries of suffering
	berry-infused sake
	best joke ever
	Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog
	Better Than Cuddling Cake
	Bettie page
	bewitching boots
	bezoar ring
	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt
	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt
	BGE merchandise order form
	BGE pocket calendar
	BGE shotglass
	BGE temporary tattoo
	BGE tiny plastic toy
	bi-lateral logic compressor
	Bicycle
	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook
	big bad voodoo mask
	big bass drum
	big boom
	big bumboozer marble
	big bundle of chamoix
	Big Candy's tophat
	big dribbly candle
	big glob of skin
	big hot pepper
	Big Punk
	big red button
	big red clown nose
	big rock
	big slimy cyst
	big stick
	big stirring stick
	big tun
	Bigger Bugfinder Blade
	bigger stick
	biker's hat
	bilge wine
	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme
	bindle of joy
	bindlestocking
	biomechanical crimborg helmet
	biomechanical crimborg leg armor
	bird rib
	Bird-a-Day calendar
	birdbone corset
	birdybug antenna
	birthday candle
	birthday party jellybean cheesecake
	bishop cookie
	Bit O' Ectoplasm
	Bit O' Quail Spleen
	bit of clingfilm
	bit-o-cactus
	bite-me-red lipstick
	bitter bowtie
	bitter pill
	BitterSweetTarts
	BittyCar HotCar
	BittyCar MeatCar
	BittyCar SoulCar
	Bjorn's Hammer
	black & tan
	Black and White Apron Enrollment Form
	Black and White Apron Meal Kit
	black and white cracker
	Black Angus blackburger
	Black Bart's Booty
	black belt
	black blade
	Black Body™ spray
	black brandy
	black BRICKO brick
	black candy heart
	black candygram
	black catseye marble
	black cherry soda
	black cloak
	black cowboy hat
	black Crimbo ball
	black eye shadow
	black eyedrops
	black facepaint
	black forest cake
	black forest ham
	black friar's tonsure
	black gallstone
	black gold
	black greaves
	black helmet
	Black Hole
	black kettle drum
	black label
	black lotus
	black magic powder
	black mana
	Black No. 2
	black paisley oyster egg
	black pension check
	black pepper
	black picnic basket
	black pixel
	black plastic oyster egg
	black polka-dot oyster egg
	black pudding
	black sheepskin diploma
	black shield
	black slime glob
	black snake skin
	black snowcone
	black spot
	black striped oyster egg
	black sword
	black tear
	black velvet box
	black-and-blue light
	blackberry
	blackberry combat boots
	blackberry galoshes
	blackberry moccasins
	blackberry polite
	blackberry slippers
	Blackfly Chardonnay
	blammer
	blank diary
	blank fudge mold
	blank note
	blank prescription sheet
	blank white card
	Blatantly Canadian
	blended frozen swill
	blended frozen swill with a fly in it
	blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail
	blind-packed capsule toy
	blind-packed die-cast metal toy
	Bling of the New Wave
	Blizzards I Have Died In
	blob of acid
	blob of Alphredo™
	blob of wood glue
	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie
	Blood 'n' Plenty
	blood and blood
	blood flower
	blood kiwi
	Blood Light
	blood of the Wereseal
	blood roll-up
	blood sausage
	blood snowcone
	blood-drive sticker
	blood-faced volleyball
	blood-red mushroom wine
	blood-soaked sponge cake
	Bloodbath
	bloodied surgical dungarees
	bloodstain stick
	bloodstick
	bloody beer
	bloody clown pants
	bloody kiwitini
	bloody mary
	Bloody Nora
	blowdart
	blown-out speaker cone
	blue canary nightlight
	blue class ring
	Blue Diamond of Honesty
	blue glowstick
	blue grass
	blue lava globs
	blue LavaCo Lamp™
	blue mana
	blue money bag
	blue oyster badge
	blue paisley oyster egg
	blue pixel
	blue pixel potion
	blue plasma ball
	blue plastic baby
	blue plastic oyster egg
	blue plate
	blue polka-dot oyster egg
	blue potion
	blue pumps
	blue raspberry troll doll
	blue ribbon
	blue rocket
	blue shell
	blue snowcone
	blue striped oyster egg
	blue suede shoes
	blue traffic cone
	blue tulip
	blue velvet cake
	blue-frosted astral cupcake
	blueberry muffin
	blueberry-frosted king cake
	blundarrrbus
	blunt cat claw
	blunt icepick
	Bluzzard
	bobble-hip hula elf doll
	bobcat grenade
	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf
	body spradium
	bodyslam
	Bohemian rhapsody
	boilermaker
	boilgun
	boiling broth
	boiling hot cocoa
	boiling seal blood
	bolder boulder
	Boletus Broletus mushroom
	Boltsmann ID badge
	bomb of unknown origin
	bone abacus
	bone and arrows
	bone aperitif
	bone bandoneon
	bone bons
	bone broth
	bone chips
	bone collar
	bone crusher
	bone flour
	bone flute
	bone meal
	bone rattle
	bone spurs
	Bone's Farm "wine"
	boneana hammock
	bonedanna
	bonerang
	Bonerdagon necklace
	Bonestabber
	boning knife
	bonsai tree
	booby trap
	book of facts
	book of facts (dog-eared)
	book of matches
	Book of Old-Timey Carols
	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge
	Boosty Juice
	boot flask
	boot knife
	BOOterfinger
	BOOtonniere
	Boots of Twilight Whispers
	booty chest charrrm
	booty chest charrrm bracelet
	booze bindle
	booze drive button
	booze mailing list
	booze-soaked cherry
	boozebomb
	Boozehounds Anonymous token
	Bordeaux Marteaux
	borg sock monkey
	boring spaghetti
	Boris's beer
	Boris's bread
	Boris's Helm
	Boris's Helm (askew)
	Boris's key lime
	Boris's key lime pie
	Boris's ring
	borrowed time
	Boss Bat bling
	Boss Bat britches
	Boss Drops
	bottle of alcohol
	bottle of Amontillado
	bottle of anís
	bottle of antifreeze
	bottle of black cat tonic
	bottle of Blank-Out
	bottle of Bloodweiser
	bottle of bubbles
	bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon
	bottle of Calcutta Emerald
	bottle of clam juice
	bottle of Cochon Noir
	bottle of cooking sherry
	bottle of Crème de Fugu
	bottle of Crimbognac
	bottle of dark rhum
	bottle of Definit
	bottle of Domesticated Turkey
	bottle of drinkin' gas
	bottle of Evermore
	bottle of extra-dark rhum
	bottle of extra-strength melodramamine
	bottle of fire
	bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA
	bottle of fruity "wine"
	bottle of gin
	bottle of Goldschnöckered
	bottle of goofballs
	bottle of Greedy Dog
	bottle of gregnadigne
	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte
	bottle of Lambada Lambic
	bottle of laundry sherry
	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman
	bottle of lighter fluid
	bottle of limeade
	bottle of lovebug pheromones
	bottle of melodramamine
	bottle of Monsieur Bubble
	bottle of moontan lotion
	bottle of Mystic Shell
	bottle of norwhiskey
	bottle of novelty hot sauce
	bottle of Old Pugilist
	bottle of Ooze-O
	bottle of peppermint schnapps
	bottle of perfume
	bottle of Pete's Sake
	bottle of Pinot Renoir
	bottle of pirate juice
	bottle of popskull
	bottle of Professor Beer
	bottle of Race Car Red
	bottle of Rapier Witbier
	bottle of realpagne
	bottle of Red-Out
	bottle of rhinoceros hormones
	bottle of rum
	bottle of sake
	bottle of Sanguiovese
	bottle of sea wine
	bottle of sewage schnapps
	bottle of single-barrel whiskey
	bottle of super-extra-dark rhum
	bottle of tequila
	bottle of ultravitamins
	bottle of Vangoghbitussin
	bottle of vodka
	bottle of whiskey
	bottle of wine
	bottle opener belt buckle
	bottle-rocket crossbow
	bottlecap turtle
	bottled day
	bottled green pixie
	bottled inspiration
	bottled swamp gas
	bottled Vampire Vintner
	bottoms of the barrel
	boulder
	Boulevardier cocktail
	bounty-hunting helmet
	bounty-hunting pants
	bounty-hunting rifle
	bouquet of circular saw blades
	bow
	bow staff
	bowl full of jelly
	bowl of Bounty-Os
	bowl of cottage cheese
	bowl of eyeballs
	bowl of fishysoisse
	bowl of Jeal-O
	bowl of lucky charms
	bowl of maggots
	bowl of marinade
	bowl of mernudo
	bowl of mummy guts
	bowl of oriole's nest soup
	bowl of petunias
	bowl of prescription candy
	bowl of rye sprouts
	Bowl of Scorpions
	bowl of Tastee-Wheet™
	bowl of topioca
	bowlegged pants
	bowler
	Bowlet
	bowling ball
	box
	box o' ghosts
	box of bear arms
	box of Dweebs
	box of Familiar Jacks
	box of Gratitude chocolates
	box of hammers
	box of hickory chips
	box of Pokëmann band-aids
	box of sunshine
	box turtle
	box-in-the-box
	box-in-the-box-in-the-box
	boxcar turtle
	boxed Apriling band helmet
	boxed august scepter
	boxed autumn-aton
	boxed champagne
	boxed gumball machine
	boxed Mayam Calendar
	boxed wine
	Boxing Day care package
	Boxing Day Pass
	boxing glove
	boxing glove on a spring
	boxing-glove-in-a-box
	Brain Food Pastaco
	brain preservation fluid
	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings
	brains casserole
	BRAINS shorts
	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn
	brainy skull
	Bram's choker
	bran muffin
	brand new key
	Brand of Violence
	brass abacus
	brass bung spigot
	brass crank handle
	brass dorsal fin
	brass Dreadsylvanian flask
	brass gear
	brass stinger
	brass turkey knuckles
	brazen bracelet
	bread basket
	bread line
	bread man
	bread mold
	bread pie
	bread roll
	breadchucks
	breaded beer
	breadwand
	Breakfast Blast wine cooler
	breakfast mess
	breakfast miracle
	breath mint
	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air
	Breathitin™
	brick
	brick of sand
	BRICKO airship
	BRICKO bat
	BRICKO brick
	BRICKO bulwark
	BRICKO cathedral
	BRICKO egg
	BRICKO elephant
	BRICKO eye brick
	BRICKO gargantuchicken
	BRICKO hat
	BRICKO octopus
	BRICKO ooze
	BRICKO oyster
	BRICKO pants
	BRICKO pearl
	BRICKO pyramid
	BRICKO python
	BRICKO reactor
	BRICKO stud
	BRICKO sword
	BRICKO trunk
	BRICKO turtle
	BRICKO vacuum cleaner
	briefcase
	briefcase full of sprinkles
	brigand brittle
	Bright Water
	brilliant oyster egg
	Brimstone Beret
	Brimstone Bludgeon
	Brimstone Boxers
	Brimstone Bracelet
	Brimstone Brooch
	Brimstone Bunker
	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich
	brine
	briny vinegar
	brittle plastic handle
	broberry brogurt
	brocolate brogurt
	Brogre brolo shirt
	Brogre brorts
	Brogre bucket hat
	broken beer bottle
	broken BRICKO brick
	broken carburetor
	broken cellular phone
	broken chocolate pocketwatch
	broken clock
	broken El Vibrato drone
	broken glass grenade
	broken high-temperature mining drill
	broken skull
	broken sword
	broken warbear gyrocopter
	bronze
	bronze breastplate
	bronze handcuffs
	bronze polish
	bronzed locust
	BROS Energy Drink
	brown crock marble
	brown felt tophat
	brown paper bag mask
	brown paper pants
	brown pirate pants
	brown pixel
	brown plastic baby
	brown sugar cane
	browser cookie
	Bruno's blessing of Mars
	buñuelos Jaliscos
	bubble bauble bow
	BUBBLE GUM
	bubble-wrap simulator
	bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)
	bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)
	bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)
	bubblegum heart
	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban
	bubblewrap crossbow
	bubblewrap ore
	bubblewrap staff
	bubblewrap sword
	bubblin' chemistry solution
	bubblin' crude
	bubbling tempura batter
	bubbly potion
	bucket of ancient Vampyre blood
	bucket of anniversary lard
	bucket of fish juice
	bucket of honey
	bucket of wine
	buckler buckle
	buckyball
	Buddy Bjorn
	buffalo blade
	buffalo dime
	buffed alien drugs
	bug juice
	bug paste
	bugbear beanie
	bugbear bungguard
	bugbear detector
	bugbear purification pill
	Bugbearclaw Donut
	Bugfinder Blade
	bugged bÃ¶n±Ã©t
	bugged balaclava
	bugged beanie
	Build-a-City Gingerbread kit
	Bulky Buddy Box
	bulky free-range mushroom
	bull blubber
	bullet necklace
	bullet-proof corduroys
	bum cheek
	bumblebee marble
	bunch of bananas
	bunch of sea grapes
	bunch of square grapes
	bundle of "fragrant" herbs
	bundle of firewood
	bungle in the jungle
	bunny liver
	buoybottoms
	burglar/sleep mask
	burning newspaper
	burnt flower
	burnt snowpants
	burnt stick
	burrowgrub hive
	burst hellseal brain
	BURT
	Burt's blessing of Bacchus
	bus pass
	Bustle Hustler
	butterfly knife
	Buttery Boy
	Buttery Knob
	button rouge
	buzzard feather
	buzzing mushroom wine
	Byte
	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button
	C.B.F.G.
	C.H.U.M. chum
	C.H.U.M. knife
	C.H.U.M. lantern
	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar
	cabooze
	cactus fruit
	cactus monocle
	caipifruta
	Caipiranha
	Cajun accordion
	calavera concertina
	calle de miel
	calle de miel with a fly in it
	calm attention-deficit demon
	Calzone of Legend
	camouflage T-shirt
	Camp Scout backpack
	Camp Scout pup tent
	campfire baked potato
	campfire beans
	campfire coffee
	campfire hot dog
	campfire s'more
	campfire smoke
	campfire stew
	can cannon
	can of Adultwitch™
	can of Binarrrca
	can of black paint
	can of Brütalbräu
	can of cherry-flavored sterno
	can of CRIMBCOLA
	can of depilatory cream
	can of drain cleaner
	can of Drooling Monk
	can of fake snow
	can of franks 'n' beans
	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™
	can of Impetuous Scofflaw
	can of maces
	can of Minions-Be-Gone
	can of mixed everything
	can of Rain-Doh
	can of Red Minotaur
	can of sardines
	Can of Spaghetto
	can of spinach
	can of starch
	can of sterno
	can of Swiller
	can of the cheapest beer
	can of V-11
	can opener
	Can-Can skirt
	can-can-in-a-can
	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce
	can-you-dig-it?
	Candicaine
	candied almond
	candied bolts
	candied kobold
	candied lime
	candied nuts
	candied pecan
	candied sweet potatoes
	candied yam pinky ring
	candied yams
	Candy Alexander
	candy brain
	candy cane
	candy cane candygram
	candy cane sword cane
	candy carrot
	candy carrot cake
	candy chalk
	candy cigarette
	candy cornucopia
	candy crayons
	candy dog collar
	candy dress shoes
	candy drive button
	candy harmonica
	candy kneecapping stick
	candy knife
	candy knuckles
	candy mailing list
	candy mountain oyster
	candy necktie
	candy skeleton
	candy stake
	candy stick
	candy UFOs
	candycaine powder
	cane-mail pants
	cane-mail shirt
	cannonball charrrm
	cannonball charrrm bracelet
	cannonbomb
	canopic jar
	canteen of eggnog
	canteen of wine
	Cantelope
	cap gun
	capacitor relay
	capped blue lava bottle
	capped green lava bottle
	capped red lava bottle
	captured boozles
	Caramel
	carbon nanotube frame
	carbonated soy milk
	carbonated water lily
	carbonite visor
	card sleeve
	cardboard box turtle
	cardboard crossbow
	cardboard katana
	cardboard ore
	cardboard staff
	cardboard sword
	cardboard wakizashi
	caret
	Cargo Cultist Shorts
	carnivorous potted plant
	carob brownies
	carob cannon
	carob chunk cookies
	carob chunk noodles
	carob chunks
	Carol of the Bulls
	Carol of the Hells
	Carol of the Thrills
	Carpathian longsword
	Carpricorn
	carrot cake
	carrot cake precipice bar
	carrot claret
	carrot juice
	carrot nose
	carrot-on-a-stick
	carton of gaspers
	carton of rotten eggs
	carton of snake milk
	cartoon harpoon
	cartoon heart
	cashew
	casino pass
	cast
	cast-iron legacy paddle
	cat appendix
	cat o' nine teeth
	catfish whiskers
	catgut
	catgut taco
	catskin buckler
	catskin cap
	catsup
	caustic slime nodule
	Caveman Dan's favorite rock
	celestial au jus
	celestial carrot juice
	celestial olive oil
	celestial squid ink
	Celsius 233
	Celsius 233 (singed)
	Cement Mixer
	cement sandals
	cement shoes
	censored can label
	Centauri fish wine
	centipede eggs
	centurion helmet
	ceramic celery grater
	ceramic celsiturometer
	ceramic cenobite's robe
	ceramic centurion shield
	ceramic cerecloth belt
	ceramic cestus
	ceramic scree
	Cerebral Cloche
	Cerebral Crossbow
	Cerebral Culottes
	chain-mail monokini
	chainsaw chain
	Chakra Libre
	chakra malt
	chakra sludge
	chakra-mental wine
	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince
	chalk chain
	chalk chalice
	chalk chapeau
	chalk chinos
	chalk chlamys
	chalk choker
	chalk chunks
	chamoisole
	Champagne Shimmy
	chaos butterfly
	chaos popcorn
	charged magnet
	charisma potion
	Charity's choker
	Charleston Choo-Choo
	Charleston shoes
	charming flute
	charpuce jub-jub bird
	charrrm bracelet
	Charter: Nellyville
	Chateau Mantegna room key
	cheap Chinese beer
	cheap cigar butt
	cheap clip-on ninja tie
	cheap elven gloves
	cheap plastic blowgun
	cheap plastic bottle opener
	cheap plastic kazoo
	cheap studded belt
	cheap sunglasses
	cheap toaster
	cheap wind-up clock
	Ched
	cheer extractor
	cheer-o-gram
	Cheer-Up soda
	cheerful antler hat
	cheerful Crimbo sweater
	cheerful pajama pants
	cheesy eagle sauce
	cheezburger
	Chef Boy, R&D's business card
	chef skull
	chef's hat
	chef-in-the-box
	chef-skull-in-the-box
	cherry
	cherry bomb
	Cherry Cloaca Cola
	cherry pie
	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler
	Cheshire Bitten
	chest barrel
	chest of "pirate gold"
	Chester's Aquarius medallion
	Chester's bag of candy
	Chester's cutoffs
	Chester's moustache
	Chester's muscle shirt
	Chester's sunglasses
	chewable paper
	chewing gum on a string
	ChibiBuddy™ (off)
	ChibiBuddy™ (on)
	chicle de salchicha
	chiffon carbage
	chiffon chakram
	chiffon chamberpot
	chiffon chapeau
	chiffon chaps
	chiffon chemise
	chiffon chevrons
	chiffon lemon
	child-sized dracula cloak
	children of the candy corn
	Children's Meal of the Damned
	Chinese curse words
	chintzy accordion pin
	chintzy disco ball pendant
	chintzy noodle ring
	chintzy saucepan earring
	chintzy seal pendant
	chintzy turtle brooch
	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli
	chiptune guitar
	chisel
	chitin powder
	chitin powder paste
	chitinous pod
	chlorine crystal
	chloroform rag
	chlorophyll paste
	choco-Crimbot
	Choco-Mint patty
	chocolate "Phoenix"
	chocolate bath ball
	chocolate bowtie
	chocolate box
	chocolate chip muffin
	chocolate cigar
	chocolate covered ping-pong ball
	chocolate cow bone
	chocolate disco ball
	chocolate filthy lucre
	chocolate frosted sugar bomb
	chocolate leash
	chocolate Ogre Chieftain
	chocolate pasta spoon
	chocolate pocketwatch
	chocolate puppy
	chocolate rabbit's foot
	chocolate saucepan
	chocolate seal-clubbing club
	chocolate Spider Queen
	chocolate spurs
	chocolate stolen accordion
	chocolate turtle totem
	chocolate-covered caviar
	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses
	chocolate-covered loofah
	chocolate-covered scarab beetle
	chocolate-frosted king cake
	chocolate-stained collar
	chocomotive
	chocotini
	Choker of the Ultragoth
	chopsticks
	Chorale of Companionship
	Chori Zo trading card
	chorizo brownies
	chorizo taco
	chrome crossbow
	chrome crossbow string
	chrome helmet turtle
	chrome meat stack
	chrome ore
	chrome staff
	chrome stick
	chrome sword
	chrome sword hilt
	Chroner
	Chroner cross
	Chroner trigger
	Chubby and Plump bar
	chunk of depleted Grimacite
	chunk of hot iron
	chunk of rock salt
	Churchill
	cigar box turtle
	cigarette lighter
	Cincho de Mayo
	Cinco Mayo Lager
	cinnamon cannoli
	cinnamon machine oil
	cinnamon troll doll
	circle drum
	circular CRIMBCOOKIE
	Citrus Crush wine cooler
	citrus-infused sake
	Clan Carnival Game
	Clan Floundry
	Clan hot dog stand
	Clan looking glass
	Clan pool table
	Clan shower
	Clan speakeasy
	clan underground fireworks shop
	Clan VIP Lounge invitation
	Clan VIP Lounge key
	Clara's bell
	class five ecto-larva
	classy monkey
	Claw of the Infernal Seal
	claw-held flag
	clay peace-sign bead
	Claybender glasses
	clear Russian
	clerical automa-core
	Climate Colada
	clingfilm cap
	clingfilm slippers
	clingfilm tangle
	clingfilm trousers
	Cloaca Cola Polar
	Cloaca grenade
	Cloaca-Cola
	Cloaca-Cola c-rations
	Cloaca-Cola fatigues
	Cloaca-Cola helmet
	Cloaca-Cola knapsack
	Cloaca-Cola shield
	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife
	Cloak of Dire Shadows
	clock-cleaning hammer
	clockwork bartender head
	clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box
	clockwork bartender-in-the-box
	clockwork chef head
	clockwork chef-head-in-the-box
	clockwork chef-in-the-box
	clockwork claws
	clockwork clockwise dome
	clockwork counterclockwise dome
	clockwork crossbow
	clockwork detective skull
	clockwork doohickey
	clockwork endoskeleton
	clockwork handle
	clockwork hat
	clockwork key
	clockwork maid
	clockwork maid head
	clockwork pants
	clockwork pirate skull
	clockwork rings
	clockwork rod
	clockwork shank
	clockwork sheet
	clockwork sphere
	clockwork spine
	clockwork staff
	clockwork sword
	clockwork thingamajig
	clockwork trench coat
	clockwork widget
	cloning kit
	closed-circuit pay phone
	closed-circuit phone system
	cloudy potion
	clove-flavored lip balm
	clown hammer
	clown shoes
	clown skin
	clown whip
	clown wig
	clownskin belt
	clownskin buckler
	clownskin harness
	club necklace
	club of corruption
	club of the five seasons
	club sandwich
	clumsiness bark
	cluster of hops
	clutch of dodecapede eggs
	coal contact lenses
	coal dust
	coal paperweight
	coal shovel
	coal snakeskin
	coarse hemp socks
	cob of corn
	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau
	Cobra Bowl
	cocktail mushroom
	cocktail napkin
	cocktail onion
	Cocktails of the Age of Sail
	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)
	cocoa chondrule
	cocoa egg
	cocoa eggshell fragment
	cocoa of youth
	coconut bikini top
	coconut shell
	cod cape
	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration
	Codpiece of the Goblin King
	coffee pixie stick
	coffee sprite
	coffin lid
	cog
	cog and sprocket assembly
	Coily™
	Coinspiracy
	Colander of Em-er'il
	cold and sour sauce
	cold cluster
	cold clusterbomb
	Cold Fang
	cold hi mein
	Cold Hots candy
	cold jelly
	cold mashed potatoes
	cold medicine cabinet
	cold ninja mask
	cold nuggets
	Cold One
	cold powder
	cold seal sweat
	Cold Stone of Hatred
	cold wad
	cold water bottle
	cold-filtered water
	collapsible baton
	collection of tiny spooky objects
	cologne of contempt
	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce
	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket
	colored-light "necklace"
	colorful plastic ball
	colorful toad
	colossal free-range mushroom
	comb jelly
	combat fan
	combat lover's locket
	combat lover's locket lockbox
	Comet Drop
	Comet Pop
	comfy blanket
	comfy coffin
	comfy pillow
	Comma Chameleon egg
	commemorative war stein
	communal gobstopper
	communications windchimes
	complex alien plant sample
	complex alien zoological sample
	complex mushroom wine
	complicated device
	complicated lock impression
	compounded experience
	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium
	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)
	compressed air canister
	compression stocking
	computronic processing unit
	concentrated cooking
	concentrated cordial of concentration
	concentrated fish broth
	concentrated garbage juice
	concentrated magicalness pill
	concoction of clumsiness
	confiscated cell phone
	confiscated comic book
	confiscated love note
	confusing LED clock
	congratulatory cake
	conjured ice cream
	Connery's Elixir of Audacity
	conquistador's breastplate
	consolation ribbon
	Conspiracy™ mascara
	container of Spooky Putty
	contract enforcement stick
	control crystal
	Convincing People You Can See The Future
	Cookbook of the Damned
	cookbookbat book
	cookie cookie
	Cool Brunch Pastaco
	cool cat claw
	cool cat elixir
	cool hot cocoa
	cool iron breastplate
	cool iron greaves
	cool iron helmet
	cool iron ingot
	cool jelly donut
	cool mint precipice bar
	cool mushroom
	cool mushroom casserole
	cool mushroom wine
	cool spore pod
	cool whip
	cooling iron breastplate
	cooling iron greaves
	cooling iron helmet
	cop dollar
	coping juice
	Copper Alpha of Sincerity
	copper ha'penny charrrm
	copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet
	cordial of concentration
	corked genie bottle
	corn holder
	Cornbeefadon
	corncob pipe
	corned beet
	corned-beef Reuben
	cornucopia
	cornuthaum
	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket
	Corpse Island iced tea
	corpse on the beach
	corpsebite
	corpsedriver
	corpsetini
	correction fluid
	corroded breeches
	corrosive cowl
	corrupt club of corrupt corruption
	corrupt club of corruption
	corrupted bird DNA
	corrupted data
	corrupted marrow
	corrupted stardust
	cosmetic football
	cosmic bucket
	Cosmic Calorie
	cosmic lemonade
	cosmic paste
	costume rental shop
	costume sword
	cottage
	cotton candy bale
	cotton candy cocoon
	cotton candy cone
	cotton candy cordial
	cotton candy pillow
	cotton candy pinch
	cotton candy plug
	cotton candy skoshe
	cotton candy smidgen
	Counterclockwise Watch
	counterfeit city
	Covers-Your-Head
	cow poker
	cozy bazooka
	cozy scarf
	cozy scimitar
	crêepy mask
	crabsicle
	cracker
	Cracklin' Oat Bran
	cranberries
	cranberry cordial
	cranberry cylinder
	cranberry margarita (brackish)
	cranberry schnapps
	crappy brain
	crappy camera
	crappy Mer-kin mask
	crappy Mer-kin tailpiece
	crappy waiter disguise
	crate of firebombs
	crate of fish meat
	crated wardrobe-o-matic
	crayon shavings
	crazy bastard sword
	crazy hobo notebook
	crazy little Turkish delight
	Crazymaker
	cream of pointy mushroom soup
	cream pie
	cream stout
	creamsicle
	creepy doll head
	creepy ginger ale
	creepy nursery rhyme
	creepy voice box
	creepy voodoo doll
	creepy-ass club
	Crepes a la Lune
	crident
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)
	CRIMBCO lanyard
	CRIMBCO mug
	CRIMBCO scrip
	CRIMBCO wine
	CRIMBCOIDS mints
	CRIMBCOLOAF
	Crimbeau de toilette
	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug
	Crimbo candied pecan
	Crimbo candle
	Crimbo Candy Cookbook
	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit
	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit
	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit
	Crimbo cookie sheet
	Crimbo Credit
	Crimbo crystal shards
	Crimbo dinner
	Crimbo dog sweater
	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head
	crimbo elfling
	Crimbo Factory surprise box
	Crimbo food scraps
	Crimbo fudge
	Crimbo hat
	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll
	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.
	Crimbo pants
	Crimbo paste
	Crimbo peppermint bark
	Crimbo pie
	Crimbo pressie
	Crimbo salad
	Crimbo sapling
	Crimbo smile
	Crimbo stocking
	Crimbo stockings
	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer
	Crimbo sword
	Crimbo tattoo kit
	Crimbo train emergency brake
	Crimbo training manual
	Crimbo tree flocker
	Crimbo ukulele
	Crimbo wreath
	Crimbojito
	Crimbolex watch
	Crimbomega drive chain
	Crimbomination Contraption
	Crimbonium fuel rod
	Crimbosmopolitan
	Crimbot battery
	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision
	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)
	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping
	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)
	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency
	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)
	Crimbot schematic: Big Head
	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel
	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher
	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper
	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw
	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter
	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder
	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core
	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso
	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer
	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head
	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun
	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun
	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face
	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs
	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads
	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs
	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan
	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack
	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler
	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite
	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise
	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis
	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder
	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module
	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm
	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler
	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head
	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis
	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator
	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker
	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt
	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun
	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet
	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis
	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet
	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower
	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm
	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs
	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball
	Crimbough
	Crimbow Rainbo
	Crimboween memo
	Crimboysters Rockefeller
	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket
	Crimbuccaneer breeches
	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse
	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)
	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)
	Crimbuccaneer flotsam
	Crimbuccaneer invasion map
	Crimbuccaneer lantern
	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail
	Crimbuccaneer nose ring
	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12
	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack
	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso
	Crimbuccaneer runebone
	Crimbuccaneer shirt
	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss
	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate
	Crimbuccaneer tavern swab
	Crimbuccaneer tricorn
	Crimbuccaneer war standard
	Crimbuccaneer whale oil
	Crimbuck
	Crimbylow-rise jeans
	crimsilion jub-jub bird
	croquet hedgehog
	crossbow string
	crotchety pants
	crowbar
	crowbarrr
	Crown of the Goblin King
	Crown of Thrones
	crown-shaped beanie
	crude crudités
	crude oil congealer
	crude voodoo doll
	crudles
	cruelty-free wine
	crumbling rat skull
	crumpled felt fedora
	crunchy brush
	crushed steamer trunk
	crusty hula hoop
	cryptic puzzle box
	crystal belt buckle
	crystal Crimbo goblet
	crystal Crimbo platter
	crystal decanter
	crystal skeleton vodka
	crystal skull
	crystalline cheer
	crystalline light bulb
	crystalline reamer
	crystalline seal eye
	crystallized memory
	CSA all-purpose soap
	CSA bravery badge
	CSA cheerfulness ration
	CSA discount card
	CSA fire-starting kit
	CSA obedience grenade
	CSA scoutmaster's "water"
	cube of billiard chalk
	cube of ectoplasm
	cubic zirconia
	cuckoo clock
	cuddly teddy bear
	cup of hickory chicory
	cup of infinite pencils
	cup of lukewarm tea
	cup of primitive beer
	cupcake-in-a-cup
	cuppa Activi tea
	cuppa Alacri tea
	cuppa Boo tea
	cuppa Chari tea
	cuppa Craft tea
	cuppa Cruel tea
	cuppa Dexteri tea
	cuppa Feroci tea
	cuppa Flamibili tea
	cuppa Flexibili tea
	cuppa Frost tea
	cuppa Gill tea
	cuppa Impregnabili tea
	cuppa Improprie tea
	cuppa Insani tea
	cuppa Irritabili tea
	cuppa Loyal tea
	cuppa Mana tea
	cuppa Mediocri tea
	cuppa Monstrosi tea
	cuppa Morbidi tea
	cuppa Nas tea
	cuppa Net tea
	cuppa Neuroplastici tea
	cuppa Obscuri tea
	cuppa Physicali tea
	cuppa Proprie tea
	cuppa Royal tea
	cuppa Serendipi tea
	cuppa Sobrie tea
	cuppa Toast tea
	cuppa Twen tea
	cuppa Uncertain tea
	cuppa Vitali tea
	cuppa Voraci tea
	cuppa Wit tea
	cuppa Yet tea
	curdflinger
	curmudgel
	cursed black pearl onion
	cursed bottle of black-label rum
	cursed bottle of rum
	cursed breeches
	cursed cannonball
	cursed chocolate doubloon
	cursed cutlass
	cursed dirty joke scroll
	cursed eyepatch
	cursed magnifying glass
	cursed microwave
	cursed monkey glove
	cursed monkey's paw
	cursed piece of thirteen
	cursed pirate cutlass
	cursed pony keg
	Cursed Punch
	cursed ring finger ring
	cursed scrunchie
	cursed sea biscuit
	cursed swash buckle
	cursed tricorn hat
	cursed voodoo skull
	cursed wishbone
	custard pie
	custom avatar form
	custom sixgun
	cute bow from beyond the stars
	cute meteoroid
	cute mushroom
	cyan seashell
	cyber-mattock
	cyborg doll
	cyborg stompin' boot
	Cycloney
	cyclops eyedrops
	cylindrical mold
	cymbal syrup
	D roll
	d10
	d12
	d20
	d4
	d6
	d8
	Dad's brandy
	daddy shortlegs leg
	Daffy Taffy
	Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually
	Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting
	Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master
	Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested
	Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart
	Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose
	Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week
	daily dungeon malware
	daisy
	Daisy's unclean bloomers
	Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield
	damp bar rag
	damp old wallet
	dance card
	dancing fan
	dandy lion cub
	dangerous jerkcicle
	Danglin' Chad's loincloth
	Dark & Starry
	dark baconstone ring
	dark hamethyst ring
	Dark Jill-O-Lantern
	Dark Jill-of-All-Trades
	dark porquoise ring
	dark potion
	Das Überkühlraum trading card
	das boot
	daub-breaker
	day shortener
	day-old beer
	Daylight Shavings Helmet
	deactivated MicroMechaMech
	deactivated mini-Trainbot
	Deactivated MiniMechaElf
	deactivated nanobots
	Deactivated O. A. F.
	deactivated putty buddy
	deactivated RoboGoose
	dead guy's memento
	dead guy's piece of double-sided tape
	dead guy's watch
	dead lights pie
	dead meat bun
	deadfall branch
	deadly lampshade
	deadly nightshade
	deanimated reanimator's coffin
	Dear Past Self Package
	death blossom
	debonair deboner
	decanter of fine Scotch
	decaying goldfish liver
	decaying wooden oar
	decaying wooden paddle
	decaying wooden pole
	decent brain
	Deck of Every Card
	deck of lewd playing cards
	deck of tropical cards
	decomposed boot
	decorative fountain
	deed to Oliver's Place
	Deep Dish of Legend
	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe
	deep six-shooter
	defective Game Grid token
	defective skull
	deflated inflatable dodecapede
	dehydrated caviar
	delectable catalyst
	delectable fire ant
	delicious candy
	delicious comfit?
	delicious noodles
	delicious salad
	delicious shimmering moth
	delicious spicy noodles
	delicious star salad
	delicious stinkbug
	delicious swamp muck
	deluxe fax machine
	deluxe layer cake
	deluxe Neverending Party favor
	demon buckler
	demon makeup kit
	demon skin
	demon whip
	demon-horned hat
	demonic cow's blood
	demonic paste
	demonic surgical gloves
	demonskin jacket
	demonskin trousers
	denastified haunch
	denim axe
	denim jacket
	Dennis's blessing of Minerva
	dense meat crossbow
	dense meat stack
	dense meat staff
	dense meat sword
	dental pliers
	dented harmonica
	dented spoon
	deodorant
	depantsing bomb
	depleted Crimbonium football helmet
	depleted Grimacite astrolabe
	depleted Grimacite grappling hook
	depleted Grimacite gravy boat
	depleted Grimacite hammer
	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick
	depleted Grimacite ninja mask
	depleted Grimacite shinguards
	depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt
	depleted uranium seal figurine
	desiccated apricot
	designer handbag
	designer sweatpants
	designer sweatpants (new old stock)
	desktop zen garden
	detective roscoe
	detective school application
	detective skull
	detective tattoo
	dethklok
	detour shield
	devil hair pasta
	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce
	devil's-food cake
	devil-summoning hat
	deviled egg
	devilish folio
	dew yoana lei
	dew yoana salacious lei
	diabolic pizza cube
	diabolical crossbow
	Diamond HP-35 Calculator
	diamond necklace
	diamond-studded cane
	diamond-studded fronts
	diamondback skin
	dice belt buckle
	dice ring
	dice sunglasses
	dice-print do-rag
	dice-print pajama pants
	dice-shaped backpack
	Dickory Farms Gift Basket
	didgeridooka
	Diet Cloaca Cola
	dieting pill
	digital key lime
	digital key lime pie
	digital underground potion
	dilapidated wizard hat
	dill
	diluted makeup
	dinged-up triangle
	dingy planks
	dinner roll
	Dinsey face paint
	Dinsey food-cone
	Dinsey Maintenance Manual
	Dinsey tattoo kit
	Dinsey Whinskey
	Dinsey's brain
	Dinsey's glove
	Dinsey's oculus
	Dinsey's pants
	Dinsey's pizza cutter
	Dinsey's radar dish
	dire fudgesicle
	dirt julep
	dirty bottlecap
	dirty hobo gloves
	dirty martini
	dirty rigging rope
	disassembled clover
	disbelief suspenders
	discarded button
	discarded swimming trunks
	Disco 'Fro Pick
	disco ball
	Disco Banjo
	disco biscuit
	disco horoscope (Aquarius)
	disco horoscope (Aries)
	disco horoscope (Cancer)
	disco horoscope (Capricorn)
	disco horoscope (Gemini)
	disco horoscope (Leo)
	disco horoscope (Libra)
	disco horoscope (Pisces)
	disco horoscope (Sagittarius)
	disco horoscope (Scorpio)
	disco horoscope (Taurus)
	disco horoscope (Virgo)
	disco mask
	discocktail
	disconnected intergnat
	Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog
	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate
	disease
	disembodied brain
	disembodied smile
	Disgeist
	Dish of Clarified Butter
	dishrag
	disintegrating barrel
	disintegrating quill pen
	disintegrating sheet music
	disintegrating spiky collar
	displaced fish
	disposable instant camera
	disposable lighter
	Distant Woods Getaway Brochure
	distention pill
	distilled fortified wine
	distilled resin
	distressed denim pants
	disturbing fanfic
	Divine
	divine blowout
	divine can of silly string
	divine champagne flute
	divine champagne popper
	divine cracker
	divine noisemaker
	diving muff
	DIY protonic accelerator kit
	DNOTC Box
	do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit
	Doc Clock's thyme cocktail
	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment
	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir
	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent
	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm
	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum
	Doc's Fortifying Wine
	Doc's Limbering Wine
	Doc's Medical-Grade Wine
	Doc's Miracle Cure
	Doc's Smartifying Wine
	Doc's Special Reserve Wine
	dog ointment
	Dogsgotnonoz pills
	doll house
	doll-eye amulet
	dollar sign
	dollar-sign bag
	dollhive
	dollop of barbecue sauce
	Dolph Bossin's charity note
	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat
	Dolphin King's crown
	dolphin whistle
	donated booze
	donated candy
	donated food
	donkey flipbook
	dope gangsta bling-bling
	dope wheels
	doppelshifter egg
	dorky glasses
	Double Bacon Beelzeburger
	double barreled barrel gun
	double daisy
	double entendre
	double-barreled sling
	double-ice box
	double-ice britches
	double-ice cap
	double-ice gum
	Doublepunchplanter
	doubt cannon
	dove DNA
	Dr. Hobo's scalpel
	drab sonata
	Drac & Tan
	drafty drawers
	draggin' ball hat
	dragon snaps
	dragonfish caviar
	Dragonscale breastplate
	Dramatic™ range
	Drapes-You-Regally
	dread tarragon
	dreadful box
	dreadful fedora
	dreadful glove
	dreadful roast
	dreadful sweater
	dreadlock whip
	Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge
	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page
	Dreadsylvanian clockwork key
	Dreadsylvanian cold pocket
	Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned
	Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy
	Dreadsylvanian grimlet
	Dreadsylvanian hemlock
	Dreadsylvanian hot pocket
	Dreadsylvanian hot toddy
	Dreadsylvanian seed pod
	Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie
	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key
	Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket
	Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple
	Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket
	Dreadsylvanian stew
	Dreadsylvanian stink pocket
	dream of a dog
	dreaming Jung man
	dregs of a Crimbo cocktail
	dress pants
	Dressage
	dried face
	dried gelatinous cube
	drink chit
	drinks tray
	Drip harness
	Drip Institute petri dish
	Driplet
	dripping meat crossbow
	dripping meat staff
	dripping meat sword
	drippy bezoar
	drippy bromide
	drippy candy bar
	drippy caviar
	drippy diadem
	drippy enzyme
	drippy flux
	drippy grub
	drippy ichor
	drippy khakis
	drippy nugget
	drippy orb
	drippy pigment
	drippy pilsner
	drippy plum(?)
	drippy salt
	drippy seed
	drippy shield
	drippy snail shell
	drippy staff
	drippy stake
	drippy stein
	drippy truncheon
	Dripwood slab
	drive-by shooting
	drive-thru burger
	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice
	droll monocle
	dromedary drinking helmet
	drone self-destruct chip
	droopy doll eye
	drop of water-37
	droppable microphone
	dropped scrap of paper
	Drowsy Sword
	drug cocktail sauce
	druidic s'more
	drum machine
	drum of pomade
	drum of tommy ammo
	Drunk Uncles holo-record
	Drunken Astrophysicist
	Drunken Neurologist
	Drunken Philosopher
	Drunkula's bell
	Drunkula's cape
	Drunkula's ring of haze
	Drunkula's silky pants
	Drunkula's wineglass
	dry cleaning receipt
	dry martini
	dry noodles
	dry vodka martini
	drywall axe
	dubious loincloth
	dubious peppermint
	ducha de oro
	duck-on-a-string
	duct tape
	duct tape buckler
	duct tape dockers
	duct tape fedora
	duct tape shirt
	duct tape sword
	duct tape wallet
	dude ranch souvenir crate
	dueling banjo
	dueling turtle
	DUFRESNE Suds
	Duke Vampire's regal cloak
	dull fish scale
	dumb mud
	Dump Truck
	dungeon dragon chest
	Dungeon Fist gauntlet
	dungeoneer's dungarees
	dungeoneering kit
	duonoculars
	Duskwalker fangs
	Duskwalker syringe
	Dust bunny
	dusty animal cranium
	dusty animal jawbone
	dusty animal pelvis
	dusty animal skull
	dusty barrel
	dusty bottle of blood
	dusty bottle of Marsala
	dusty bottle of Merlot
	dusty bottle of Muscat
	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir
	dusty bottle of Port
	dusty bottle of Zinfandel
	dusty Crimbo crate
	dusty eighth caudal vertebra
	dusty eighth thoracic vertebra
	dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra
	dusty fifth caudal vertebra
	dusty fifth cervical vertebra
	dusty fifth lumbar vertebra
	dusty fifth thoracic vertebra
	dusty first caudal vertebra
	dusty first cervical vertebra
	dusty first lumbar vertebra
	dusty first thoracic vertebra
	dusty fourth caudal vertebra
	dusty fourth cervical vertebra
	dusty fourth lumbar vertebra
	dusty fourth thoracic vertebra
	dusty left clavicle
	dusty left eighth rib
	dusty left eleventh rib
	dusty left femur
	dusty left fibula
	dusty left fifth rib
	dusty left first front claw
	dusty left first rear claw
	dusty left first rib
	dusty left fourth front claw
	dusty left fourth rear claw
	dusty left fourth rib
	dusty left humerus
	dusty left kneecap
	dusty left ninth rib
	dusty left radius
	dusty left scapula
	dusty left second front claw
	dusty left second rear claw
	dusty left second rib
	dusty left seventh rib
	dusty left sixth rib
	dusty left tenth rib
	dusty left third front claw
	dusty left third rear claw
	dusty left third rib
	dusty left thumb
	dusty left tibia
	dusty left twelfth rib
	dusty left ulna
	dusty ninth caudal vertebra
	dusty ninth thoracic vertebra
	dusty right clavicle
	dusty right eighth rib
	dusty right eleventh rib
	dusty right femur
	dusty right fibula
	dusty right fifth rib
	dusty right first front claw
	dusty right first rear claw
	dusty right first rib
	dusty right fourth front claw
	dusty right fourth rear claw
	dusty right fourth rib
	dusty right humerus
	dusty right kneecap
	dusty right ninth rib
	dusty right radius
	dusty right scapula
	dusty right second front claw
	dusty right second rear claw
	dusty right second rib
	dusty right seventh rib
	dusty right sixth rib
	dusty right tenth rib
	dusty right third front claw
	dusty right third rear claw
	dusty right third rib
	dusty right thumb
	dusty right tibia
	dusty right twelfth rib
	dusty right ulna
	dusty sacral vertebrae
	dusty second caudal vertebra
	dusty second cervical vertebra
	dusty second lumbar vertebra
	dusty second thoracic vertebra
	dusty seventh caudal vertebra
	dusty seventh cervical vertebra
	dusty seventh lumbar vertebra
	dusty seventh thoracic vertebra
	dusty sixth caudal vertebra
	dusty sixth cervical vertebra
	dusty sixth lumbar vertebra
	dusty sixth thoracic vertebra
	dusty tenth caudal vertebra
	dusty tenth thoracic vertebra
	dusty third caudal vertebra
	dusty third cervical vertebra
	dusty third lumbar vertebra
	dusty third thoracic vertebra
	dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra
	dwarf bread
	dwarvish magazine
	dwarvish war helmet
	dwarvish war kilt
	dwarvish war mattock
	Dweebisol™ inhaler
	Dyspepsi grenade
	Dyspepsi-Cola
	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations
	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues
	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet
	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack
	Dyspepsi-Cola shield
	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen
	eagle feather
	eagle's milk
	ear candle
	ear poison
	Earring of Fire
	Earth and Firewater
	Earth, Wind and Firewater
	earthenware muffin tin
	easter egg balloon
	Eau de Guaneau
	eau de mort
	eaves droppers
	Ecto-Cooler
	ectoplasm au jus
	ectoplasmic orbs
	ectoplasmic paste
	Ed the Undying exhibit crate
	edible alien plant bit
	eel battery
	eel sauce
	eel skin
	eelskin hat
	eelskin pants
	eelskin shield
	eerie fetish
	eerily silent box
	Effermint™ tablets
	effervescent potion
	effluvious emerald
	eggbeater
	eggman noodles
	eggnog
	eggwater
	Egnaro berry
	Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper
	eighth plague
	El Sombrero De Lopez
	El Vibrato drone
	El Vibrato energy spear
	El Vibrato helmet
	El Vibrato leg guards
	El Vibrato Megadrone
	El Vibrato power sphere
	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)
	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)
	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)
	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)
	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)
	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)
	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)
	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)
	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)
	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)
	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)
	El Vibrato restraints
	El Vibrato translator
	El Vibrato trapezoid
	Elder Turtle Shell
	elderly jawbreaker
	eldritch alignment spray
	eldritch concentrate
	eldritch distillate
	eldritch dough
	eldritch effluvium
	eldritch elixir
	eldritch essence
	eldritch extract
	eldritch hammer
	eldritch hat
	eldritch ichor
	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror
	eldritch mushroom
	eldritch mushroom pizza
	eldritch oil
	eldritch pants
	eldritch rub
	eldritch scanner
	Eldritch snap
	eldritch tincture
	eldritch tincture (depleted)
	electric copperhead potion
	electric crutch
	electric Kool-Aid
	electric mushroom
	electric pants
	Electric Punch
	electric snakebite
	electrical thingamabob
	electrician's hardhat
	electronic Brain Trainer game
	electronic dulcimer pants
	electronics kit
	elegant nightstick
	elemental caipiroska
	elemental paste
	elemental sugarcube
	elephant stinger
	eleven-foot pole
	elevenderizing hammer
	elevennis shoes
	elevent
	elf army field rations
	Elf Army machine parts
	Elf Farm Raffle ticket
	Elf Guard broom
	Elf Guard clipboard
	Elf Guard commandeering gloves
	Elf Guard eyedrops
	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts
	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)
	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion
	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)
	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping
	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)
	Elf Guard fuel tank
	Elf Guard hangover cure
	Elf Guard honor present
	Elf Guard hotpants
	Elf Guard insignia (general)
	Elf Guard insignia (private)
	Elf Guard mouthknife
	Elf Guard MPC
	Elf Guard officer's sidearm
	Elf Guard patrol cap
	Elf Guard payroll bag
	Elf Guard red and white beret
	Elf Guard safety bear
	Elf Guard SCUBA tank
	Elf Guard squirtgun
	Elf Guard strategic map
	Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo
	Elf Guard tinsel grenade
	Elf Guard war standard
	elf ploughshare
	elf sleeper agent
	Elfin shortbread
	Elizabeth's Dollie
	Elizabeth's paintbrush
	Ellsbury's journal
	Ellsbury's journal (used)
	Ellsbury's skull
	Elmley shades
	Elron's Explosive Etude
	*elven limbos* gingerbread**
	elven cellocello
	elven hardtack
	elven magi-pack
	elven medi-pack
	elven moonshine
	elven socks
	elven squeeze
	elven suicide capsule
	elven tambourine
	elven whittling knife
	Elvish delight
	Elvish sunglasses
	Elvish underarmor
	embezzler's oil
	EMD holo-record
	emergency glowstick
	emergency margarita
	emo roe
	emotion chip
	empty agua de vida bottle
	empty blowgun
	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle
	empty hourglass
	empty lava bottle
	empty meat tank
	empty Rain-Doh can
	En Una Fila Tequila
	enchanted barbell
	enchanted bean
	enchanted bean burrito
	enchanted brass knuckles
	enchanted eyepatch
	enchanted fire extinguisher
	Enchanted Flyswatter
	enchanted handwarmer
	enchanted leopard-print barbell
	enchanted muesli
	Enchanted Plunger
	enchanted toothpick
	enchantlers
	encoder ring
	energized spores
	Energy Buzz Pastaco
	energy drink IV
	Engorged Sausages and You
	enhanced signal receiver
	ennui-flavored potato chips
	enormous belt buckle
	enormous hoop earring
	Ent cider
	enticing mayolus
	envelope full of Meat
	epic cluster
	epic wad
	equal sign
	eraser nubbin
	ert grey goo ring
	escargotsicle
	especially salty dog
	Essence of Annoyance
	Essence of Bear
	essential cameraderie
	essential soy
	essential tofu
	etched hourglass
	eternal car battery
	eternal knot tattoo
	even more tinsel
	Event Horizon
	Everfull Dart Holster
	everfull glass
	Everlasting Deckswabber
	Every Day is Like This Sundae
	evil flaming eyeball pendant
	evil golden arch
	evil golden arches
	evil googly eye
	evil noodles
	evil paper umbrella
	evil teddy bear
	evil teddy bear sewing kit
	evil-ass club
	exactly-three-shaped box
	excitement pill
	exclusive club
	executive mime flask
	exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton
	exotic jungle fruit
	exotic orchid
	exotic parrot egg
	exotic travel brochure
	expensive camera
	expensive champagne
	expensive cigar
	experimental carbon fiber pasta additive
	experimental serum G-9
	experimental serum P-00
	expired bottle of peppermint schnapps
	expired can of franks 'n' beans
	expired MRE
	exploding cigar
	exploding gum
	exploding hacky-sack
	explosion-flavored chewing gum
	extra special Crimbo stocking
	extra time
	extra-fancy ring setting
	extra-flat panini
	extra-greasy slider
	extra-grubby grub
	extra-hard jawbreaker
	extra-heavy BRICKO brick
	extra-large palm-frond toupee
	extra-potent gremlin mutagen
	extra-see-thru nightie
	Extra-slimy Slimosa
	extra-spicy bloody mary
	extra-strength goo
	extra-strength red potion
	extra-strength rubber bands
	extra-strength strongness elixir
	extra-toasted half sandwich
	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest
	eXtreme meat crossbow
	eXtreme meat staff
	eXtreme meat sword
	eXtreme mittens
	eXtreme nose ring
	eXtreme scarf
	extremely confusing manual
	extremely skinny jeans
	extremely slippery nipple
	extremely wet T-shirt
	Extrovermectin™
	eye 'n' horn shampoo
	Eye Agate
	Eye and a Twist
	eye of newt
	eye of the Tiger-lily
	eye-pod
	eyebrow lifter
	eyedrops of newt
	eyedrops of the ermine
	eyedrops of the ocelot
	eyepatch
	f3d0r4
	Fabiotion
	fabric hardener
	fabric softener
	facehugging alien
	facsimile dictionary
	faded green protest sign
	faded red protest sign
	fairy gravy boat
	fairy-worn boots
	fake blood
	fake cocktail
	fake fake vomit
	fake hand
	fake plastic grass
	fake washboard
	Falcon™ Maltese Liquor
	false eyelashes
	familiar scrapbook
	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium
	fancy ball mask
	fancy bath salts
	fancy beef jerky
	fancy beer bottle
	fancy beer label
	fancy black tie
	fancy blue potion
	fancy but probably evil chocolate
	fancy calligraphy pen
	fancy canapés
	fancy chess set
	fancy chocolate
	fancy chocolate car
	fancy chocolate sculpture
	fancy dress ball
	Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square
	fancy opera glasses
	fancy party pants
	fancy schmancy cheese sauce
	fancy seashell necklace
	fancy tin beer can
	fancy tophat
	fancy tuxedo pants
	Fantasma en la Máquina
	FantasyRealm guest pass
	FantasyRealm key
	FantasyRealm Mage's Hat
	FantasyRealm mead
	FantasyRealm membership packet
	FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask
	FantasyRealm tattoo kit
	FantasyRealm turkey leg
	FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm
	farfalle bow tie
	fascinating alien plant sample
	fascinating alien zoological sample
	fat bottom quark
	fat loot token
	fat stacks of cash
	fat wallet
	Fauna Libre
	Faux
	FDKOL commendation
	FDKOL fire hose
	FDKOL hotcakes
	FDKOL tattoo
	fear condenser
	feathered headdress
	Feliz Navidad
	felt
	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots
	Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel
	fermenting powder
	ferret bait
	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power
	fertilized ghuol egg
	festive egg sac
	festive holiday hat
	festive sausage
	festive warbear bank
	fetid feather
	Fettris
	fettucini épines Inconnu
	fettucini épines Inconnu recipe
	fettucini Inconnu
	Feynman gate
	fez of etymology
	fiberglass fannypack
	fiberglass fedora
	fiberglass fetish
	fiberglass fibers
	fiberglass fingerguard
	fiberglass foil
	fiberglass frock
	fiberglass insulation
	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy
	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)
	fiery wing
	figurine of a charred seal
	figurine of a cold seal
	figurine of a cute baby seal
	figurine of a shadowy seal
	figurine of a sleek seal
	figurine of a slippery seal
	figurine of a stinking seal
	figurine of a wretched-looking seal
	figurine of an ancient seal
	figurine of an armored seal
	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")
	filet of The Fish
	filigreed hamethyst earring
	filigreed hamethyst necklace
	filigreed hamethyst ring
	filled mosquito
	filth-encrusted futon
	filthy armor
	filthy child leash
	filthy corduroys
	filthy hippy poncho
	filthy knitted dread sack
	filthy lucre
	filthy monkey head
	filthy pestle
	filthy poultice
	fin-bit wax
	fine aged cheddarwurst
	fine wine
	finger cuffs
	finger cymbals
	finger exerciser
	Finnish Fish
	fire
	fire ant pheromones
	fire axe
	fire crackers
	fire flower
	fire hose
	fire of unknown origin
	fire poi
	fire-roasted lake trout
	fireball
	firebomb
	fireclutch
	fireman's helmet
	fireman's lunch
	firemilk
	fireproof megaphone
	fireproof skip lid
	Firewater
	First Post shirt - Cir Senam
	First Post shirt package
	first-aid pouch
	fish bazooka
	fish head
	fish juice box
	fish sauce
	fish scimitar
	fish stick
	fish stick cozy
	fish-liver oil
	fishbone belt
	fishbone bracers
	fishbone catcher's mitt
	fishbone corset
	fishbone facemask
	fishbone fins
	fishbone kneepads
	fishcake
	fishelada
	fishin' hat
	fishy fish
	fishy fish casserole
	fishy fish lasagna
	fishy paste
	fishy pipe
	fishy wand
	fist turkey outline
	fistful of ashes
	fistful of wood shavings
	fitness wristband
	Fitspiration™ poster
	Five Second Energy™
	five-fingered fern resin
	fixed-gear bicycle
	fixodent
	fizzing spore pod
	fizzy potion
	Flag by the Foot™
	flagstone fez
	flagstone flag
	flagstone flagments
	flagstone flail
	flagstone fleece
	flagstone flip-flops
	flagstone fringe
	flame orb
	flamin' bindle
	Flamin' Whatshisname
	Flaming Caipiranha
	flaming cardboard sword
	flaming crutch
	flaming familiar doppelgänger
	flaming feather
	flaming glowsticks
	flaming juggler's balls
	Flaming Knob
	flaming leaf crown
	Flaming Mohobo
	flaming mushroom
	flaming mushroom wine
	flaming nose
	flaming pink shirt
	Flaming Sazerorc
	flaming sword
	flaming talons
	flamingo mallet
	Flan
	flan del mar
	Flan in the Moon
	flange
	flapper floppers
	flapper fly
	flaregun
	Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory
	flashing novelty button
	flashy pirate dreadlocks
	flask flops
	flask of Amontillado
	flask of baconstone juice
	flask of egggrog
	flask of embalming fluid
	flask of Gnomochloric acid
	flask of hamethyst juice
	flask of mining oil
	flask of moonshine
	flask of porquoise juice
	flask of port
	flask of rainwater
	flask of tainted mining oil
	Flaskfull of Hollow
	flat cider
	flat dough
	flat mushroom wine
	flavored foot massage oil
	flavorless gruel
	flayed mind
	fleetwood chain
	fleetwood mac 'n' cheese
	fleetwood macaroni
	Fleshazole™
	fleshy lump
	fleshy putty
	flickering pixel
	flimsy clipboard
	flimsy hardwood scraps
	flirtatious feather
	floaty gravel
	floaty inverse geode
	floaty pebbles
	floaty rock
	floaty rock helmet
	floaty rock necklace
	floaty rock pants
	floaty sand
	floaty stone sphere
	floorboard cruft
	floral print shirt
	floral-print skirt
	flour cookie
	flower petal pie
	flowing hippy skirt
	fluid of fudge-finding
	fluorescent lightbulb
	flute of flat champagne
	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form
	flyest of shirts
	Flying Caipiranha
	flypaper staff
	flytrap bezoar
	flytrap pellet
	foam commodore's hat
	foam dart
	foam naval trousers
	foam noodle
	foam pistol
	foetid seal tear
	Fog Murderer
	foggy glass globe
	foie gras
	folder (barbarian)
	folder (blue)
	folder (catfish)
	folder (cyan)
	folder (D-Team)
	folder (dancing dolphins)
	folder (Ex-Files)
	folder (green)
	folder (heavy metal)
	folder (holographic fractal)
	folder (Jackass Plumber)
	folder (Knight Writer)
	folder (KOLHS)
	folder (magenta)
	folder (owl)
	folder (rainbow unicorn)
	folder (red)
	folder (Seawolf)
	folder (skull and crossbones)
	folder (smiley face)
	folder (space skeleton)
	folder (sports car)
	folder (sportsballs)
	folder (Stinky Trash Kid)
	folder (tranquil landscape)
	folder (wizard)
	folder (Yedi)
	folder (yellow)
	Folder Holder
	food drive button
	food mailing list
	foolscap fool's cap
	foon
	foon of fearfulness
	foon of fleshiness
	foon of foulness
	foon of frigidity
	foon of fulmination
	foot-long hot daub
	football helmet
	forbidden danish
	forbidden sausage
	foreign box
	forest canopy bed
	forest spirit rattle
	forest tears
	Former Sheriff Dan's tin star
	fortifying hot cocoa
	fortune cookie
	fossilized baboon skull
	fossilized bat skull
	fossilized demon skull
	fossilized limb
	fossilized necklace
	fossilized serpent skull
	fossilized spider skull
	fossilized spike
	fossilized spine
	fossilized torso
	fossilized wing
	fossilized wyrm skull
	fountain 'soda'
	Fourth of May Cosplay Saber
	Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit
	fragment of Jarlsberg's soul
	Frankly Mr. Shank
	Frat Army FGF
	frat brats
	frayed rope belt
	Freddie's blessing of Mercury
	Freddy Kruegerand
	free boots
	free-range mushroom
	freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini
	freezerburned ice cube
	freezin' bindle
	freightcake
	French bronilla brogurt
	French slippers
	french-fry grabber
	French-Transylvanian Dictionary
	fresh can of paint
	fresh coat of paint
	freshwater fishbone
	freshwater pearl necklace
	fricasseed brains
	fried air
	Friendliness Beverage
	friendly cheez blob
	Friendly Turkey
	frightful feather
	frigid air mattress
	frigid derringer
	frigid fudgepuck
	frigid hankyū
	frigid mote
	frigid ninja stars
	Frigid Northern Beans
	frigid-ass club
	frilly shirt
	frilly skirt
	frog lip-print
	Frogade
	Fromage Pinotage
	frontwinder skin
	frost flower
	Frost™ brand sword
	frost-rimed desk bell
	frost-rimed seal hide
	frostbite-flavored Hob-O
	frosty halo
	Frosty's arm
	Frosty's carrot
	Frosty's frosty mug
	Frosty's iceball
	Frosty's nailbat
	Frosty's old silk hat
	Frosty's snowball sack
	Frown Exerciser
	frozen banquet
	frozen danish
	frozen feather
	frozen Mob Penguin
	frozen mushroom
	frozen nunchaku
	frozen seal spine
	frozen shampoo-conditioner
	frozen tofu pop
	frozen turtle shell
	fruit basket
	fruit bat
	fruit bowl
	fruit-stuffed rumcake
	fruitcake
	fruitfilm
	fruity girl swill
	fruity pebble
	fry-oil-flavored Hob-O
	frying brainpan
	Fu Manchu Wax
	fudge bunny
	fudge cube
	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating
	fudge lily
	fudge pocket square
	fudge spork
	fudge-shaped hole in space-time
	fudgecule
	fudgecycle
	fudgesicle
	Fudgie Roll
	full lava bottle
	full meat tank
	fumble formula
	Fun-Guy spore
	FunFunds™
	funhouse mirror
	funky brass fez
	funky dried mushroom
	funky eyepatch
	funky junk key
	funny bone
	funny paper hat
	furniture dolly
	furry fur
	furry green earmuffs
	furry green turtle
	furry halo
	furry kilt
	furry pants
	furry pill
	furry skirt
	fusilli marrownarrow
	fusillocybin
	fustulent seal grulch
	future drug: Coolscaline
	future drug: Muscularactum
	future drug: Smartinex
	fuzzbump
	Fuzzby
	fuzzy busby
	fuzzy dice
	fuzzy earmuffs
	fuzzy montera
	fuzzy polar bear ears
	Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred
	Fuzzy Tentacle
	ga-ga radio
	Gabarbar
	gabardine gaiters
	gabardine garibaldi
	gabardine garland
	gabardine girdle
	gabardine gloves
	gabardine gunnysack
	gabardine smithereens
	gaffer's tape
	Gaia beads
	Galapagosian Cuisses
	gallon of milk
	Game Grid ticket
	Game Grid token
	Game Grid valued membership card
	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine
	GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card
	gamer slurry
	gamma nog
	ganger bandana
	garbage juice slurpee
	garbage sticker
	garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O
	garish pinky ring
	Garland of Greatness
	Garter of the Turtle Poacher
	gas balloon
	gas can
	gasmask
	Gathered Meat-Clip
	gator shades
	gator skin
	gatorskin umbrella
	gattoo
	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon
	gauze garter
	gauze hammock
	gauze shorts
	Gazelleton
	gazely stare
	gazing shoes
	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire
	gearbox necklace
	Gearhead Goo
	gelatinous meat mass
	Genalen™ Bottle
	Gene Tonic: Beast
	Gene Tonic: Constellation
	Gene Tonic: Construct
	Gene Tonic: Demon
	Gene Tonic: Dude
	Gene Tonic: Elemental
	Gene Tonic: Elf
	Gene Tonic: Fish
	Gene Tonic: Goblin
	Gene Tonic: Hippy
	Gene Tonic: Hobo
	Gene Tonic: Horror
	Gene Tonic: Humanoid
	Gene Tonic: Insect
	Gene Tonic: Mer-kin
	Gene Tonic: Orc
	Gene Tonic: Penguin
	Gene Tonic: Pirate
	Gene Tonic: Plant
	Gene Tonic: Slime
	Gene Tonic: Undead
	Gene Tonic: Weird
	General Assembly Module
	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket
	generic healing potion
	generic mana potion
	generic restorative potion
	genie bottle
	genie's bracers
	genie's pants
	genie's scimitar
	genie's turbane
	Gets-You-Drunk
	ghast iron cleaver
	ghast iron codpiece
	ghast iron Garibaldi
	ghast iron heater shield
	ghast iron ingot
	Ghiaccio Colada
	Ghosprey
	ghost accordion
	ghost beer
	ghost bit
	ghost cucumber
	Ghost Dog Chow
	ghost key
	ghost of a necklace
	ghost pencil
	ghost pepper
	ghost pickle on a stick
	Ghost Pinching Quarterly
	ghost protocol
	ghost shawl
	ghost thread
	ghost toga
	ghost trap
	ghostly body paint
	ghostly dagger
	ghostly ectoplasm
	ghostly pickling solution
	ghuol ears
	ghuol egg
	ghuol egg quiche
	ghuol guolash
	ghuol-ear kabob
	giant artisanal rice peeler
	Giant black monolith
	giant book of ancient carols
	giant breath mint
	giant cactus quill
	giant candy cane
	giant cheesestick
	giant clay ashtray
	giant designer sunglasses
	giant diamond ring
	giant discarded bottlecap
	giant discarded plastic fork
	giant discarded torn-up glove
	giant driftwood sculpture
	giant fishhook
	giant foam finger
	giant free-range mushroom
	giant giant moth dust
	giant glass of brandy
	giant grain of protein powder
	giant green gummi bear
	giant green gummi ingot
	giant gym membership card
	giant heirloom grape tomato
	giant jar of protein powder
	giant marshmallow
	giant motorcycle boots
	giant moxie weed
	giant neckbeard
	giant needle
	giant O
	giant pearl
	giant penguin keychain
	giant pinky ring
	giant red gummi bear
	giant red gummi ingot
	giant safety pin
	giant shrimp fork
	giant spider leg
	giant stuffed bugbear
	giant tube of black lipstick
	giant turkey leg
	giant X
	giant yellow gummi bear
	giant yellow gummi ingot
	giant yellow hat
	gibson
	gift card
	gift-a-pult
	gilded ancient cursed chest
	gilded ancient cursed key
	gilded BRICKO brick
	gilded BRICKO chalice
	gilded lily
	gilded trumpet
	gill rings
	gilt perfume bottle
	gimlet
	gin and tonic
	Gin Mint
	gin-soaked blotter paper
	ginger beer
	ginger snaps
	gingerbeard
	gingerbread bugbear
	gingerbread cigarette
	gingerbread dog treat
	gingerbread gavel
	gingerbread hoodie
	gingerbread horror
	gingerbread house
	gingerbread mask
	gingerbread moneybag
	gingerbread mug
	gingerbread mutant bugbear
	gingerbread nylons
	gingerbread pirate
	gingerbread pistol
	gingerbread restraining order
	gingerbread robot
	gingerbread smartphone
	gingerbread spice latte
	gingerbread tophat
	gingerbread trousers
	gingerbread waistcoat
	gingerbread wine
	gingernade
	gingerservo
	gingham blouse
	ginormous pumpkin
	ginseng
	Ginsu™
	giraffe-necked turtle
	Girdle of Hatred
	glacial clock
	glacial sapphire
	gladiator tunica
	Glamare
	glark cable
	Glass Balls of the Goblin King
	glass casserole dish
	glass eye
	glass gnoll eye
	glass of baboon milk
	glass of bourbon
	glass of drippy wine
	glass of gnat milk
	glass of goat's milk
	glass of herbal tequila
	glass of raw eggs
	glass of warm milk
	glass of warm water
	glass pie plate
	glass slipper
	gleaming oyster egg
	Glenn's golden dice
	glimmering buzzard feather
	glimmering great tit feather
	glimmering penguin feather
	glimmering phoenix feather
	glimmering raven feather
	glimmering roc feather
	glistening fish meat
	glistening oyster egg
	glistening staff
	glittery mascara
	Glo-Pop
	glob of cream cheese
	glob of enchanted icing
	glob of extra-green chlorophyll
	glob of green slime
	glob of melted wax
	glob of salty molasses
	glob of spoiled mayo
	glob of undifferentiated tissue
	globe of Deep Sauce
	Globmule
	gloomy black mushroom
	gloomy mushroom wine
	glow-in-the-dark dart gun
	glow-in-the-dark necklace
	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub
	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch
	glowing El Vibrato drone
	glowing esca
	glowing frisbee
	glowing fungus
	glowing New Age crystal
	glowing red eye
	glowing spore pod
	glowing syringe
	Glum berry
	glyph of athleticism
	gnashing teeth
	gnat lasagna
	gnatloaf
	gnatloaf casserole
	gnatwing
	gnatwing earring
	gnauga hide
	gnauga hide buckler
	gnauga hide chaps
	gnauga hide kilt
	gnauga hide skirt
	gnauga hide vest
	gnauga hide whip
	gnawed-up dog bone
	gnocchetti di Nietzsche
	gnoll lips
	gnoll teeth
	gnoll-tooth necklace
	Gnollish autoplunger
	Gnollish casserole dish
	Gnollish Crossdress
	Gnollish flyswatter
	Gnollish pie server
	Gnollish pie tin
	Gnollish plunger
	Gnollish sangria
	Gnollish slotted spoon
	Gnollish toolbox
	Gnomish sagngria
	Gnomish toolbox
	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer
	go-go potion
	Go-Wassail
	goat
	goat beard
	goat cheese
	goat cheese pizza
	goat cheese taco
	goatskin umbrella
	gob of wet hair
	goblin autoblowgun
	goblin bone hilt
	goblin collarbone
	goblin hunting spear
	goblin paste
	goblin water
	God Lobster Egg
	Goggles of Loathing
	gold Boozehounds Anonymous token
	gold crown
	gold lamé pants
	gold nuggets
	gold skull ring
	gold star
	gold tooth
	gold toothbrush
	Gold Velvet™ whiskey
	gold wedding ring
	golden banana
	golden fleece
	golden gum
	golden gun
	Golden HP-35 Calculator
	Golden Kokomo Resort Chip
	Golden Light
	Golden Mean
	golden monkey statuette
	Golden Mr. Accessory
	Golden Mr. Eh?
	golden plastic oyster egg
	golden ring
	golden tattoo gun
	golden twig
	goo magnet
	Good 'n' Quiet
	Good 'n' Slimy
	good ash
	good brain
	good gravy
	goodberry
	Goodfella contract
	gooey drippy candy bar
	gooey lava globs
	gooey paste
	goofily-plumed helmet
	googly chest eyes
	googly eye
	googly-ball hat
	googly-heart hat
	googly-star hat
	gooified animal matter
	gooified mineral matter
	gooified vegetable matter
	Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog
	Gordon Bennett
	Gorillape
	gory drippy orb
	goth kid t-shirt
	GOTO
	goulauncher
	gourmet gourami oil
	government
	government booze shipment
	government candy shipment
	government cheese
	government food shipment
	government per-diem
	government requisition form
	government-issue identification badge
	government-issued candy
	government-issued eyeshade
	government-issued necktie
	government-issued night-vision goggles
	government-issued slacks
	gr8ps
	grain of sand
	grandfather watch
	Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun
	Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog
	grape troll doll
	grapefruit
	grapes
	grass blade
	grass clippings
	grass hat
	grass skirt
	grass whistle
	Grasshopper
	grassy cutlass
	Grateful Undead T-shirt
	Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)
	Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)
	Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)
	Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)
	grave robbing shovel
	graveyard snowglobe
	gravy boat
	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob
	gray bow tie
	gray seashell
	grease cannon
	grease gun
	grease trap
	greasy desk bell
	greasy paste
	Great Ball of Frozen Fire
	great big capacitor
	great old fashioned
	Great Older Fashioned
	Great S-Cape
	Great Wolf's beastly trousers
	Great Wolf's headband
	Great Wolf's left paw
	Great Wolf's lice
	Great Wolf's right paw
	Great Wolf's rocket launcher
	Greatest American Pants
	Greaves of the Murk Lord
	greedy ghostling
	Greek fire
	green and red bean
	green balloon
	green bean casserole
	green beer
	green BRICKO brick
	Green Burlap
	green candy heart
	green candygram
	green clay bead
	green cloth cap
	Green Clover of Justice
	green drunki-bear
	green eggnog
	green face paint
	Green Giant
	green glowstick
	green gummi ingot
	green hamhock
	green lava globs
	green LavaCo Lamp™
	green mana
	Green Manalishi
	green marshmallow
	Green Muslin
	green peawee marble
	green pill
	green pixel
	green pixel potion
	green pixie spog
	green rock candy
	green rocket
	green seashell
	green slime glob
	green smoke bomb
	green snowcone
	green traffic cone
	Green Velvet
	green-frosted astral cupcake
	green-iced sweet roll
	gregarious ghostling
	gremlin juice
	gremlin mutagen
	grey cube
	grey down vest
	grey gosling
	Grey Guanon
	grilled cheese sandwich
	grilled mooseflank
	Grim Brothers' story book
	grim fairy tale
	Grimacite Bock
	Grimacite gaiters
	Grimacite galoshes
	Grimacite garter
	Grimacite gasmask
	Grimacite gat
	Grimacite gauntlets
	Grimacite girdle
	Grimacite glaive
	Grimacite go-go boots
	Grimacite goggles
	Grimacite gorget
	Grimacite gown
	Grimacite greaves
	Grimacite guayabera
	grimstone galoshes
	grimstone mask
	grimy lab coat
	grinning ghostling
	grinning turtle
	grip key
	grisly shell fragment
	grisly shield
	grizzled bearskin
	grody jug
	grog
	grog nuts
	groggipop
	grogpagne
	grogtini
	Groll doll
	groose grease
	groovy prism necklace
	groping claw
	grouchy restless spirit
	grouper fangirl
	groupie bra
	groupie lipstick
	groupie spangles
	groveling gravel
	grubby wool
	grubby wool beerwarmer
	grubby wool gloves
	grubby wool hat
	grubby wool scarf
	grubby wool trousers
	grubby woolball
	grue egg
	grue egg omelette
	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog
	grumpy old man charrrm
	grumpy old man charrrm bracelet
	grungy bandana
	grungy flannel shirt
	guancertina
	guano coffee cup
	guard turtle collar
	guard turtle shell
	guffin
	guild application
	guilty sprout
	guitar pick
	gummi ammonite
	gummi belemnite
	gummi bowtie
	gummi canary
	gummi fang
	gummi salamander
	gummi snake
	gummi sword
	gummi trilobite
	gummi turtle
	Gummi-DNA
	Gummi-Gnauga
	Gummi-Memory
	Gummy Brains
	gumshoes
	gun cleaning kit
	gun parts
	gunky chicken
	gunner's daughter
	gunpowder burrito
	gunwale
	gunwale whalegun
	guts necklace
	guy made of bee pollen
	Guzzlr application
	Guzzlr cocktail set
	Guzzlr hat
	Guzzlr pants
	Guzzlr shoes
	Guzzlr souvenir stein
	Guzzlr tablet
	Guzzlr tattoo kit
	Guzzlrbuck
	Gygaxian Libram
	gym membership card
	gym shorts
	Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom
	gyroscope
	hacked gibson
	haemolymphnode
	haggis socks
	haggis-infused soap
	haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis
	haiku katana
	hair of the calf
	hair of the fish
	hair oil
	hair spray
	Hairpiece On Fire
	hairshirt
	hairy staff
	Half a Purse
	half double fruitcake
	half of a gold tooth
	half-baked potion
	half-digested coal
	half-empty carton of milk
	half-height cigar
	half-height unicycle
	half-melted spoon
	half-orchid
	half-rotten brain
	half-size scalpel
	half-sized guitar
	halfberd
	halibut
	ham steak
	hambrosier
	hamburger
	hamethyst
	hamethyst bracelet
	hamethyst earring
	hamethyst necklace
	hamethyst ring
	hamethyst-handled sixgun
	hamlet sandwich
	hammerus
	hand grenegg
	Hand in Glove
	hand of cards
	hand of Mr. Cards
	Hand that Rocks the Ladle
	hand turkey outline
	hand-carved bokken
	hand-carved bow
	hand-carved staff
	hand-crafted candy cane
	hand-knitted Crimbo socks
	hand-knitted diving booties
	handful of barley
	handful of bees
	handful of Boltsmann bearings
	handful of confetti
	handful of crafty noodles
	handful of Crotchety Pine needles
	handful of drink tickets
	handful of fire
	handful of hand chalk
	handful of honey
	handful of juicy garbage
	handful of Laughing Willow bark
	handful of moss
	handful of napalm
	handful of numbers
	handful of nuts and berries
	handful of pine needles
	handful of sand
	handful of sawdust
	handful of Smithereens
	handful of stubble
	handful of tips
	handful of toilet paper
	handful of walnuts
	handmade hobby horse
	Handsome Devil
	handsomeness potion
	handyman "hand soap"
	hangman's hood
	Hanukkimbo dreidl
	happiness
	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake
	hard rock
	hard spore pod
	hardboiled egg
	hardened slime belt
	hardened slime hat
	hardened slime pants
	hardening cream
	hardware upgrade
	hare brush
	hare pin
	harem girl t-shirt
	Hat O' Nine Tails
	Hatorade
	haunted battery
	haunted bindle
	haunted bottle of vodka
	haunted cherry pie
	haunted doghouse
	haunted eggnog
	haunted flame
	haunted gimlet
	haunted Hell ramen
	haunted martini
	haunted orange
	haunted paddle-ball
	haunted pizza
	Haunted Sorority House staff guide
	hawk
	hawkface potion
	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance
	Haymaker
	hazardous sauce dosimeter
	hazmat helmet
	head mirror
	head-mounted Trainbot
	headhunter necktie
	headless sparrow
	heart cozy
	heart necklace
	heart of dark chocolate
	heart of rock and roll
	heart of the volcano
	heart-shaped balloon
	heart-shaped candy whetstone
	heart-shaped crate
	heat-resistant gloves
	heat-resistant necktie
	heat-resistant sheet metal
	heather graham cracker
	heavy crown
	heavy D
	heavy duty umbrella
	heavy hot sauce
	heavy leather-bound tome
	heavy metal sonata
	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr
	heavy necklace chain
	heavy-duty clipboard
	heavy-duty Crimbot aerial
	hedgeturtle
	Heimandatz's heart
	Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans
	Hell and How I Bent It
	Hell broth
	hell in a bucket
	Hell ramen
	Hellfire Spicy Beans
	hellion cube
	hellseal claw
	hellseal whisker
	Helm of the Scream Emperor
	helm of the white knight
	helmet recipe
	helmet turtle
	Helps-You-Sleep
	Helvella Haemophilia mushroom
	hemlock helm
	hemp backpack
	hemp candy necklace
	hemp net
	hemp string
	henna face paint
	henna tattoo
	hep waders
	herb brownies
	herbal stuffing
	herbs
	hermedisiac cologne
	hermit factoid
	hermit permit
	Herring Daiquiri
	Herring Wallbanger
	herringcello
	Herringtini
	Hersey™ SMOOCH
	hewn moon-rune spoon
	hi-density nylocite leg armor
	hi-octane carrot juice
	hibernating Grimstone Golem
	hibernating robot reindeer
	hibiscus petal
	Hide-rox™ cookie
	hideous egg
	high-calorie sugar substitute
	high-end ginger wine
	high-energy mining laser
	high-pressure seltzer bottle
	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating
	high-speed upgrade
	high-temperature mining drill
	high-temperature mining mask
	high-test fishing line
	Highest Bitter
	hill of beans
	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce
	hippo skin buckler
	hippo tutu
	hippo whip
	hippopotamus kilt
	hippopotamus pants
	hippopotamus skin
	hippopotamus skirt
	hipposkin poncho
	Hippy Army MPE
	hippy bongo
	hippy herbal tea
	hippy medical kit
	hippy paste
	hippy protest button
	hipster cocktail
	History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX
	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians
	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)
	HOA citation pad
	HOA regulation book
	HOA zombie eyes
	hoarded candy wad
	hobo code binder
	hobo dungarees
	hobo fortress blueprints
	hobo monkey
	hobo nickel
	hobo paste
	hobo stogie
	hockey stick of furious angry rage
	Hodgman's almanac
	Hodgman's blanket
	Hodgman's bow tie
	Hodgman's cane
	Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat
	Hodgman's garbage sticker
	Hodgman's harmonica
	Hodgman's imaginary hamster
	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times
	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics
	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin
	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top
	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants
	Hodgman's lucky sock
	Hodgman's metal detector
	Hodgman's porkpie hat
	Hodgman's varcolac paw
	Hodgman's whackin' stick
	holiday cheese log
	Holiday Fun!
	Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!
	holiday log
	holistic headache remedy
	Hollandaise helmet
	hollow rock
	holly-flavored Hob-O
	holo-bomber
	holo-platoon
	holo-tank
	holy bomb, batman
	home robotics kit
	Homebodyl™
	homeless hobo spirit
	homemade robot
	homemade robot gear
	homeopathic healing powder
	homeopathic mint tea
	honey bun of Boris
	honey dipper
	honey mead
	honey stick
	honey-dew
	honey-dipped locust
	honey-drenched ham slice
	honeybritches
	honeycap
	honeypot
	hopeful candle
	hopping socks
	horizontal tango
	hors d'oeuvre tray
	Horsery contract
	Hot 'n' Scarys
	hot and sour sauce
	hot ashes
	hot buttered roll
	hot button candy
	hot cluster
	hot clusterbomb
	hot coal
	hot cocoa au beurre
	hot cocoa with rainbow marshmallows
	hot cross bow
	hot date
	hot daub
	hot daub bun
	hot daub stand
	hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa
	hot egg
	hot hi mein
	hot jelly
	hot katana blade
	hot mint schnocolate
	hot nuggets
	hot pink lipstick
	hot plate
	hot powder
	hot spore pod
	hot stuffing
	hot wad
	hot watered rum
	hot wine
	hot wing
	hot-ass club
	hotel minibar key
	hothammer
	Hotwire™ brand candy rope
	hourglass
	house of twigs and spit
	house-sized mushroom
	housekeeping automa-core
	hovering sombrero
	How to Avoid Scams
	How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying
	How to Hold a Grudge
	How to Play Othello
	How to Tolerate Jerks
	HP-35 Calculator
	huge bowl of candy
	huge Crimbo cookie
	huge gold coin
	huge mint leaf
	huge mosquito proboscis
	huge pumpkin
	huge spoon
	Huggler Radio
	human musk
	Humanitini
	humble pie
	humming El Vibrato drone
	Humpty Dumplings
	Hundred Headed IPA
	Hunger™ Sauce
	hungover chauvinist pig
	hunk of granite
	hushed puppy
	hustler shades
	hyperbolic plasma focuser
	hyperinflated seal lung
	hypnodisk
	hypodermic needle
	ice baby
	ice cream sandwich
	ice harvest
	ice hotel bell
	ice house
	Ice Island Long Tea
	ice pick
	ice porter
	ice rice
	ice sickle
	ice skate decoy
	ice skate doll
	ice skates
	ice stein
	ice wine
	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace
	Ice-Cold Beer Ring
	Ice-Cold Beerring
	ice-cold Cloaca Zero
	ice-cold fotie
	ice-cold Sir Schlitz
	ice-cold six-pack
	ice-cold Willer
	iceberg lettuce
	Iceberglar scarf
	iceberglet
	iced plum wine
	iced-out bling
	icicle katana
	icing poncho
	icy hairspray
	icy katana hilt
	icy mushroom wine
	icy-hot katana
	Idol of Ak'gyxoth
	iFlail
	igloo pie
	iGoogly
	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop
	Iiti Kitty phone charm
	illegal firecracker
	illicit fish sauce
	Illuminati earpiece
	Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos
	imaginary lemon
	imbued seal-blubber candle
	imitation crab crate
	imitation crab meat
	imitation crab zoea
	imitation nice watch
	imitation whetstone
	imitation White Russian
	immense ballet shoes
	immense cyborg hand
	immense free-range mushroom
	imp air
	Imp Ale
	imp unity ring
	imported lemon lozenge
	imported taffy
	improved martini
	impure gasoline
	in-the-box spring shoes
	incense bath ball
	incredible pizza
	incredibly creepy marionette
	incredibly dense meat gem
	indescribably horrible paste
	industrial fire extinguisher
	industrial frosting
	industrial lubricant
	industrial strength anti-fungal spray
	industrial strength starch
	industrially-crushed ice
	inert sludgepuppy
	infant sandworm
	infernal fife
	infernal insoles
	infernal snowball
	infernal toilet brush
	infinite BACON machine
	inflammable leaf
	inflatable baseball bat
	inflatable duck
	inflatable LT&T telegraph office
	infrablack lipstick
	ingot of seal-iron
	ingot turtle
	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration
	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)
	initiative shawarma
	ink bladder
	inkwell
	inky squid sauce
	Inndya trading card
	Inner Strength
	Inner Truth
	Inner Wisdom
	innuendo
	insane tophat
	insanely spicy bean burrito
	insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito
	insanely spicy jumping bean burrito
	Instant Karma
	insulated gold wire
	insulting hat
	intact anemone spike
	intact medium-wave antenna
	interesting clod of dirt
	interesting-looking twig
	internet point
	interrogative elixir
	Interview With You (a Vampire)
	intimidating coiffure
	intricate clockwork big hand
	intricate clockwork birdhouse
	intricate clockwork cuckoo
	intricate clockwork disc
	intricate clockwork egg
	intricate clockwork little hand
	intricate clockwork numeral I
	intricate clockwork numeral II
	intricate clockwork numeral III
	intricate clockwork numeral IV
	intricate clockwork numeral IX
	intricate clockwork numeral V
	intricate clockwork numeral VI
	intricate clockwork numeral VII
	intricate clockwork numeral VIII
	intricate clockwork numeral X
	intricate clockwork numeral XI
	intricate clockwork numeral XII
	intricate music box parts
	intriguing puzzle box
	invisibility cream
	invisibility potion
	invisible bag
	invisible potion
	ion grid
	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer
	irate sombrero
	Irish Coffee, English Heart
	Iron Beta of Industry
	iron chain
	iron dagger
	iron helmet
	iron pasta spoon
	iron torso box
	ironic battle spoon
	ironic jogging shorts
	ironic knit cap
	ironic mint
	ironic moustache
	ironic oversized sunglasses
	irradiated candy cane
	irradiated pet snacks
	irradiated turtle
	irresistibility potion
	irritability potion
	iShield
	Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey
	Island Hurricane
	Island Landslide
	Island Thunderstorm
	isotophat
	Item #13
	ittah bittah hookah
	Iunion Crown
	ivory cue ball
	jabañero pepper
	jabañero-flavored chewing gum
	jack flapper
	Jack-in-the-box
	Jack-O-Lantern beer
	Jackass Plumber home game
	Jackhammer
	Jacob's rung
	jagged scrap metal
	jagged tooth
	jalapeño slices
	jam band
	jam band bootleg
	Jamaican coffee
	jamfish jam
	Jamocha berry
	janglin' bones
	jangly bracelet
	jangly spurs
	janitor sponge
	janitor's mop
	January's Garbage Tote
	January's Garbage Tote (unopened)
	jar full of wind
	jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade
	jar of anniversary jam
	jar of fermented pickle juice
	jar of frostigkraut
	jar of magical relish
	jar of psychoses (Jick)
	jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)
	jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)
	jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)
	jar of psychoses (The Old Man)
	jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)
	jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)
	jar of squeeze
	jar of swamp gas
	jar of swamp honey
	Jarlsberg's earring
	Jarlsberg's key lime
	Jarlsberg's key lime pie
	Jarlsberg's pan
	Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode)
	Jarlsberg's vegetable soup
	jaunty feather
	java cookie
	jawbruiser
	Jawmaster 2000™
	jazz soap
	jazzy cigarette holder
	Jeans of Loathing
	Jefferson wings
	Jekyllin hide belt
	jellyfish gel
	Jeppson's Malort
	Jerks' Health™ Magazine
	jerky coins
	jet bennie marble
	jewel-eyed wizard hat
	jewelry-making pliers
	Jick's autograph
	jigsaw blade
	jingle bell
	jingling spore pod
	jitterbug larva
	jive turkey leg
	Jocko Homo's head
	Jodhpurs of Violence
	Jokester makeup
	Jolly Roger charrrm
	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet
	joybuzzer
	jug of "wine"
	jug of baconstone juice
	jug of booze
	jug of Gnomochloric acid
	jug of hamethyst juice
	jug of porquoise juice
	jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo
	jug-o-magicalness
	juggling ball
	Juju Mojo Mask
	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer
	jumbo olive
	jumping bean burrito
	jumping bean taco
	jumping horseradish
	June cleaver
	jungle drum
	jungle floor wax
	Jungle Juice
	Junior LAAAAME merit badge
	juniper berries
	junk band
	junk food
	junk trunks
	junk yard
	Junk-Bond
	junk-mail shirt
	Jurassic Parka
	kamicorpse-ee
	karma shawarma
	Kashmir sweater
	keel-haulin' knife
	Keese berry
	keg shield
	Kelflar vest
	kelp
	kelp-holly drape
	kelp-holly gun
	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow
	Kentucky-fried meat staff
	Kentucky-fried meat sword
	Kentucky-style derby
	kerosene-soaked skip
	ketchup
	ketchup hound
	Kevlar balloon
	kevlateflocite helmet
	khaki duffel bag
	kick-ass kicks
	kickback cookbook
	kill screen
	killer rag doll
	killing feather
	killing jar
	kilopede skull
	king cookie
	Kiss the Knob apron
	Kissin' Cousins
	kite
	kitten burglar
	kitty sheet music
	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card
	kiwi
	kiwi beak
	kneecapping stick
	knight cookie
	knob bugle
	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion
	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar
	Knob Goblin elite helm
	Knob Goblin elite pants
	Knob Goblin elite polearm
	Knob Goblin elite shirt
	Knob Goblin eyedrops
	Knob Goblin firecracker
	Knob Goblin harem pants
	Knob Goblin harem veil
	Knob Goblin learning pill
	Knob Goblin love potion
	Knob Goblin lunchbox
	Knob Goblin melon baller
	Knob Goblin Mutagen
	Knob Goblin nasal spray
	Knob Goblin pants
	Knob Goblin perfume
	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray
	Knob Goblin scimitar
	Knob Goblin seltzer
	Knob Goblin sharpening spray
	Knob Goblin spatula
	Knob Goblin steroids
	Knob Goblin stink bomb
	Knob Goblin superseltzer
	Knob Goblin tongs
	Knob Goblin Uberpants
	Knob Goblin visor
	Knob jelly donut
	knob ka-bobs
	Knob Kitchen grab-bag
	Knob lo mein
	Knob mushroom
	knob mushroom wine
	Knob nuts
	Knob pasty
	Knob sausage
	Knob sausage stir-fry
	Knob shroomkabob
	Knob stir-fry
	Knob stroganoff
	Knob stuffed shells
	knobby helmet turtle
	knobby kneepads
	Knoll lo mein
	Knoll mushroom
	knoll mushroom wine
	Knoll shroomkabob
	Knoll stir-fry
	knuckle sandwich
	kobold kibble
	kobold treasure hoard
	Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil
	Kokomo Resort Chip
	Kokomo Resort Order Pad
	Kokomo Resort Pass
	KoL Con 12-gauge
	KoL Con 13 snowglobe
	KoL Con 13 T-shirt
	KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet
	KoL Con Six Pack
	KoL Con X Bingo Card
	KoL Con X Treasure Map
	KoLHS Pep Squad Box
	Krakrox's Loincloth
	Kramco Industries packing carton
	Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™
	Krampus Horn
	Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase
	Kudzu salad
	Kudzu slaw
	kumquartz
	kumquartz ring
	kumquat
	kumquat supersucker
	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate
	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad
	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez
	lab-grown meat
	labrador cookie
	ladle of mystery
	Lapis Lazuli
	large box
	large cocoa eggshell fragment
	large pile of sand
	large tankard of ale
	LARP membership card
	Lars the Cyberian
	laser cannon
	laser targeting chip
	laser-broiled pear
	latte lovers club card
	latte lovers member's mug
	lava balaclava
	lava cake
	Lava Miner's Daughter
	lava-proof pants
	LavaCo™ Lamp housing
	lavalarva
	Lavalos's shell
	lavawater
	lavender candy heart
	lavender candygram
	lavender paisley oyster egg
	lavender plastic oyster egg
	lavender polka-dot oyster egg
	lavender striped oyster egg
	Law of Averages
	law-abiding citizen cane
	lawn dart
	lawnmower blade
	Lazenby's Life Lesson
	Lazybones™ recliner
	LCD game: Burger Belt
	LCD game: Food Eater
	LCD game: Garbage River
	lead collar
	lead necklace
	lead umbrella
	lead yo-yo
	Lead Zeta of Chastity
	leaf
	leaf of grass
	leaflet
	leafy browns
	leather aviator's cap
	leather bookmark
	leather chaps
	leather glove
	leather mask
	leathery bat skin
	leathery cat skin
	leathery rat skin
	LED block
	LED candle
	Lederhosen of the Night
	leechknife
	left bear arm
	left bracket
	left half of a heart necklace
	left parenthesis
	Left-Hand Man action figure
	left-handed melodica
	leftover canapés
	leftover chocolate bar
	leftover Crimbo rations
	leftover pasty
	leftovers
	leftovers of indeterminate origin
	leftovers sandwich
	leg-mounted Trainbots
	leggings of the Spider Queen
	legitimate business on the beach
	lemon
	lemon meringue pie
	lemon popsicle
	lemonade marble
	Lemonade-235
	lemonhead caviar
	lemony scales
	length of old fuse
	length of string
	Lens of Hatred
	Lens of Violence
	Leonard's glasses
	leotarrrd
	Lepardner
	leprechaun hatchling
	less-than-three-shaped box
	lesser grodulated violet
	Let Me Be!
	Letter from Carrie Bradshaw
	letterman's jacket
	Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil
	lewd playing card
	Li'l Businessman Kit
	li'l candy corn costume
	li'l ghost costume
	li'l knight costume
	li'l orphan tot
	li'l unicorn costume
	LI-11 Motor Pool voucher
	Liam's mail
	liar's pants
	libation of liveliness
	libertagliatelle
	Libram of BRICKOs
	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning
	Libram of Divine Favors
	Libram of Love Songs
	Libram of Pulled Taffy
	Libram of Resolutions
	library card
	License to Chill
	License To Kill
	licorice boa
	licorice garrote
	licorice root
	licorice snake
	licorice whip
	lifeless meat doll
	lihc eye
	lihc eye pie
	lihc face
	Lil' Doctor™ bag
	Lil' Snowball Factory
	limburger biker boots
	lime
	lime supersucker
	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum
	limepatch
	limp broccoli
	line
	linguini immondizia bianco
	linguini of the sea
	linoleum crossbow
	linoleum crossbow string
	linoleum helmet turtle
	linoleum meat stack
	linoleum ore
	linoleum staff
	linoleum stick
	linoleum sword
	linoleum sword hilt
	lint
	lion musk
	lion oil
	liquid bread
	liquid ice
	liquid ice pack
	liquid rhinestones
	liquid shifting time weirdness
	liquid smoke
	liquid SONAR
	lit leaf lasso
	literal grasshopper
	little black book
	little box of fireworks
	Little Crimson Book
	little deuce cape
	little firkin
	Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab
	little paper umbrella
	little parachute guy
	little piece of steel
	little red .epub file
	little red book
	little red jam
	little round pebble
	little wooden mannequin
	live lobster
	live nautical mine
	live wire
	liver and let pie
	liver popsicle
	livid energy
	Living to Drink, Drinking to Live
	llama lama cria
	llama lama gong
	loaded serum blowgun
	loadstone
	loaf of alien bread
	loaf of soda bread
	loafers
	loathing eagle baby-doll shirt
	Loathing Idol Microphone
	Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged)
	Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged)
	Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged)
	Loathing Legion abacus
	Loathing Legion can opener
	Loathing Legion chainsaw
	Loathing Legion corkscrew
	Loathing Legion defibrillator
	Loathing Legion double prism
	Loathing Legion electric knife
	Loathing Legion flamethrower
	Loathing Legion hammer
	Loathing Legion helicopter
	Loathing Legion jackhammer
	Loathing Legion kitchen sink
	Loathing Legion knife
	Loathing Legion many-purpose hook
	Loathing Legion moondial
	Loathing Legion necktie
	Loathing Legion pizza stone
	Loathing Legion rollerblades
	Loathing Legion tape measure
	Loathing Legion tattoo needle
	Loathing Legion universal screwdriver
	Lobos Mints
	*Lobster qua* Grill**
	locked mumming trunk
	Lockenstock™ sandals
	Locust
	lodestone
	logging hatchet
	logic synthesizer
	lollipop cufflinks
	Lollipop Drop
	lollipop stick
	LOLmec statuette
	Lolsipop
	London frog
	long pork
	long pork casserole
	long pork chop sandwiches
	long pork lasagna
	long skinny balloon
	long-forgotten necklace
	long-stemmed rose
	longhaired hippy wig
	loofah ladle
	loofah lavalier
	loofah lederhosen
	loofah legwarmers
	loofah lei
	loofah lumberjack's hat
	loofah lumps
	loose blade
	loose purse strings
	loose teeth
	Lord Flameface's cloak
	Lord of the Flies-sized fries
	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers
	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet
	los chinos
	lost elf luggage
	lost key
	lotion of coldness
	lotion of hotness
	lotion of sleaziness
	lotion of spookiness
	lotion of stench
	Louder Than Bomb
	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey
	LOV Echinacea Bouquet
	LOV Elephant
	LOV Elixir #3
	LOV Elixir #6
	LOV Elixir #9
	LOV Emotionizer
	LOV Enamorang
	LOV Entrance Pass
	LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate
	love
	Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them
	love song of disturbing obsession
	love song of icy revenge
	love song of naughty innuendo
	love song of smoldering passion
	love song of sugary cuteness
	love song of vague ambiguity
	lovecat tail
	low tide martini
	low-budget shield
	lowercase a
	lowercase N
	LT&T tattoo kit
	LT&T telegraph office deed
	lucky ball-and-chain
	lucky bottlecap
	lucky cat collar
	lucky cat statue
	lucky cat's paw
	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace
	lucky gold ring
	lucky lighter
	lucky rabbit's foot
	lucky rabbitfish fin
	Lucky Strikes holo-record
	Lucky Surprise Egg
	lucky Tam O'Shanter
	lucky Tam O'Shatner
	lucky-ish pill
	Ludovico Pastaco
	lumbering jack
	Lumineux Limnio
	lump of bauxite
	lump of black ichor
	lump of Brituminous coal
	lump of clay
	lump of coal
	lump of diamond
	lump of goofball ore
	lump of loyal latite
	lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter
	lump of Saccharine Maple sap
	Lump-Stacking for Beginners
	lunar isotope
	lupine appetite hormones
	lupine sword
	lustrous drippy orb
	lustrous oyster egg
	LWA ring
	lychee chuhai
	LyleCo Contractor's Manual
	LyleCo premium magnifying glass
	LyleCo premium monocle
	LyleCo premium pickaxe
	LyleCo premium rope
	lynyrd musk
	lynyrd skin
	lynyrd skinner toothblack
	lynyrd snare
	lynyrdskin breeches
	lynyrdskin cap
	lynyrdskin tunic
	M-242
	macaroni duck
	Mace of the Tortoise
	machetito
	machine elf capsule
	macroplane grater
	mad scientist's sock monkey
	Mad Train wine
	madius
	Mae West
	Mae West with a fly in it
	mafia aria
	Mafia bow tie
	mafia filofax
	mafia middle finger ring
	mafia organizer badge
	mafia pinky ring
	mafia pointer finger ring
	Mafia stogie
	mafia thumb ring
	Mafia violin case
	mafia wedding ring
	magenta seashell
	magic dragonfish fry
	magic lamp
	magic whistle
	magical baguette
	magical battery
	magical ice cube with a fly in it
	magical ice cubes
	magical mystery juice
	magical pony: Dusk Shiny
	magical pony: Pearjack
	magical pony: Rosey Cake
	magical pony: Shutterfly
	magical pony: Spectrum Dash
	magical pony: Uniquity
	magical sausage
	magical sausage casing
	magicalness-in-a-can
	magicberry tablets
	magilaser blastercannon
	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech
	magnetic field
	magnetic sculpture kit
	magnificent oyster egg
	magnifying glass
	magnolia blossom
	magnum of fancy champagne
	Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir
	maid head
	maiden wig
	Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit
	makeshift cape
	makeshift castanets
	makeshift crane
	makeshift sixgun
	makeshift skirt
	makeshift turban
	malevolent medallion
	Mallomarbles
	mama's squeezebox
	mana curds
	mana-basted tofurkey leg
	mana-coated yams
	mana-fortified cranberry sauce
	mana-stuffed herbal stuffing
	mandarina colada
	mandarina colada with a fly in it
	Manetwich
	mangled finger
	mangled squirrel
	manly bloomers
	mannequin leg
	Mansquito Serum
	Mansquito's blood
	mantis skull
	Manual of Lock Picking
	Manual of Numberology
	Manual of Secret Door Detection
	Manual of Transcendent Olfaction
	many-eyed glasses
	map to a candy-rich block
	map to Dolph Bossin's hideout
	Map to Kokomo
	map to the Cursed Village
	map to the Mystic Wood
	map to the Putrid Swamp
	map to the Sprawling Cemetery
	map to the Towering Mountains
	maple leaf
	maple syrup
	marble maebari
	marble magnet
	marble mantle
	marble mariachi hat
	marble medallion
	marble mignonette bowl
	marble molecules
	March hat
	margarita
	mariachi G-string
	mariachi hat
	mariachi pants
	mariachi toothpaste
	marinara jug
	marine aquamarine
	Mariner's Friend cough drops
	marionette
	marionette collective
	Mark I Steam-Hat
	Mark II Steam-Hat
	Mark III Steam-Hat
	Mark IV Steam-Hat
	Mark of the Bugbear
	Mark of the Ghost
	Mark of the Skeleton
	Mark of the Vampire
	Mark of the Werewolf
	Mark of the Zombie
	Mark V Steam-Hat
	Marltini
	Marquis de Poivre soda
	marshmallow
	marshmallow bomb
	marshmallow flambé
	marshroom
	Martialest Arts trophy
	martini
	martiny
	Marvelous Unitard
	Marvin's marvelous pill
	marzipan skull
	mashed potatoes
	mass of wriggling tentacles
	massive gemstone
	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery
	massive sitar
	massive wrench
	Master Thief's utility belt
	mauve paisley oyster egg
	mauve plastic oyster egg
	mauve polka-dot oyster egg
	mauve striped oyster egg
	Maxing, Relaxing
	Maxwell's Silver Hammer
	Mayam Calendar
	Mayam spinach
	MayDay™ contract
	Mayflower bouquet
	mayfly bait necklace
	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo
	mayo pump
	Mayodiol
	Mayoflex
	Mayonex
	Mayor Ghost's cloak
	Mayor Ghost's gavel
	Mayor Ghost's khakis
	Mayor Ghost's sash
	Mayor Ghost's scissors
	Mayor Ghost's toupee
	Mayostat
	Mayozapine
	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade
	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager
	McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning
	meadeorite
	Meat Butler
	meat cowboy hat
	Meat detector
	meat engine
	meat face
	meat from yesterday
	meat golem
	Meat maid
	Meat maid body
	meat paste
	meat shield
	meat st‰¿bing club
	meat stack
	Meat Tenderizer is Murder
	meat vortex
	Meat-inflating powder
	meatball
	meatball machine
	meatcar model
	Meatcleaver
	meatloaf helmet
	meatsmithing guide
	meatspout staff
	meaty helmet turtle
	Mechamelion
	Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince
	Medical Pastaco
	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs
	medium slimy cyst
	megacopia
	megatofu
	Meleegra™ pills
	melon-infused sake
	melted Jell-o shot
	melty plastic grenade
	meme generator
	Memories of Beanslinging
	Memories of Cow Punching
	Memories of Snake Oiling
	Memory Disk, Alpha
	memory of a C
	memory of a CA base pair
	memory of a CG base pair
	memory of a CT base pair
	memory of a G
	memory of a GT base pair
	memory of a T
	memory of an A
	memory of an AG base pair
	memory of an AT base pair
	memory of some delicious amino acids
	menorette
	mentholated wine
	menudo
	menudo ravioli
	Mer-kin begsign
	Mer-kin breastplate
	Mer-kin bunwig
	Mer-kin cancerstick
	Mer-kin cheatsheet
	Mer-kin cookiestove
	Mer-kin cooljuice
	Mer-kin darkbook
	Mer-kin digpick
	Mer-kin dodgeball
	Mer-kin dragbelt
	Mer-kin dragnet
	Mer-kin eyedrops
	Mer-kin eyeglasses
	Mer-kin facecowl
	Mer-kin fastjuice
	Mer-kin finpaddle
	Mer-kin fitbrine
	Mer-kin foodbucket
	Mer-kin gladiator mask
	Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece
	Mer-kin gutgirdle
	Mer-kin hallpass
	Mer-kin headguard
	Mer-kin healscroll
	Mer-kin hidepaint
	Mer-kin hookspear
	Mer-kin killscroll
	Mer-kin knucklebone
	Mer-kin lipstick
	Mer-kin lunchbox
	Mer-kin mouthsoap
	Mer-kin paste
	Mer-kin pinkslip
	Mer-kin prayerbeads
	Mer-kin pressureglobe
	Mer-kin ragejuice
	Mer-kin rocksalt
	Mer-kin rollpin
	Mer-kin roundshield
	Mer-kin saltmint
	Mer-kin saltsquid
	Mer-kin sawdust
	Mer-kin scholar mask
	Mer-kin scholar tailpiece
	Mer-kin smartjuice
	Mer-kin sneakmask
	Mer-kin stopwatch
	Mer-kin strongjuice
	Mer-kin switchblade
	Mer-kin takebag
	Mer-kin thighguard
	Mer-kin thingpouch
	Mer-kin waistrope
	Mer-kin weaksauce
	Mer-kin wordquiz
	Mer-kin worktea
	Merc Core challenge coin
	Merc Core deployment orders
	Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques
	Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance
	mercenary headband
	mercenary pistol
	mercenary rifle
	mermaid's purse
	mesh cap
	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses
	mesquito proboscis
	metal band T-shirt
	metal mandible
	metal meteoroid
	metallic A
	metallic foil bow
	metallic foil cat ears
	metallic foil radar dish
	metandienone
	Meteoid ice beam
	meteor shower cap
	meteorb
	meteoreo
	meteorite earring
	meteorite fragment
	meteorite guard
	meteorite necklace
	meteorite ring
	Meteorite-Ade
	meteortarboard
	meteorthopedic shoes
	metrognome
	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler
	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub
	micronova
	Microplushie: Bropane
	Microplushie: Dorkonide
	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid
	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide
	Microplushie: Gothochondria
	Microplushie: Hippylase
	Microplushie: Hipsterine
	Microplushie: Hobomosome
	Microplushie: Otakulone
	Microplushie: Raverdrine
	Microplushie: Sororitrate
	microwave stogie
	mid-level medieval mead
	Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey
	midget clownfish
	midriff scrubs
	milestone
	military candy cane
	military-grade peppermint oil
	milk of magnesium
	Milk Studs
	milky potion
	mime army camouflage kit
	mime army challenge coin
	mime army infiltration glove
	mime army insignia (cryonics)
	mime army insignia (espionage)
	mime army insignia (infantry)
	mime army insignia (intelligence)
	mime army insignia (morale)
	mime army insignia (psychological warfare)
	mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)
	mime army insignia (sanitation)
	mime army rations
	mime army shotglass
	mime army superserum
	mime army wine
	mime eraser
	mime pocket probe
	mime soul fragment
	mime-proof sunglasses
	mimeplasm
	miming beret
	miming boots
	miming corduroys
	miming gloves
	miming shirt
	mimosette
	mince pie
	mind flayer corpse
	mineapple
	miner's helmet
	miner's pants
	Mini-Crimbot crate
	mini-marshmallow dispenser
	mini-martini
	mini-Mr. Accessory
	mini-zeppelin
	miniature antlers
	miniature boiler
	miniature carton of clove cigarettes
	miniature castagnets
	miniature coffin
	miniature crystal ball
	miniature deck cannon
	miniature dormouse
	miniature espresso maker
	miniature goose mask
	miniature gravy-covered maypole
	miniature Jacob's ladder
	miniature life preserver
	miniature power pill
	miniature pruning shears
	miniature stuffed Goth Giant
	miniature tophat
	Miniborg beeper
	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot
	Miniborg hiveminder
	Miniborg laser
	Miniborg stomper
	Miniborg strangler
	MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher
	minin' dynamite
	miniscule beatbox
	miniscule temporal rip
	mint condition Lil' Doctor™ bag
	mint condition magnifying glass
	Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog
	Mint Yulep
	mint-condition magic wand
	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet
	Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass
	Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge
	Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves
	Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow
	mint-in-box Powerful Glove
	mirrored aviator shades
	Miserable Pie
	misfit dolly
	misfit hobby horse
	misfit teddy bear
	Miss Graves' vermouth
	misshapen animal skeleton
	Missing Eye Simulation Device
	missing semicolon
	missing wine
	Misty Cape
	Misty Cloak
	Misty Robe
	Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas
	mixed wildflower greens
	Mob Penguin cellular phone
	Mob Penguin protection contract
	mocking turtle
	model train set
	modern picture frame
	Mohawk wig
	Mohobo
	moist barrel
	moist Crimbo spices
	moist sack
	moist sailor's cap
	mojo filter
	mole molé
	mole skin notebook
	molehill mountain
	molotov cocktail cocktail
	molten brick
	molten medallion
	molten scrap metal
	Mon Tiki
	monkey barf
	monkey wrench
	monomolecular yo-yo
	Monstar energy beverage
	monster bait
	Monster Manuel
	monster pants
	monstrous monocle
	mood ring
	moomy dust
	Moon Pie
	moon-amber
	moon-amber necklace
	moonberry wine cooler
	Moonds
	moonglasses
	Moonshine Mohobo
	Moonthril Schnapps
	moose antlers
	moose chocolate
	moose thought
	mooseflank
	moosemeat pie
	Moping Artistic Goth Kid
	Morbidda trading card
	More Humanitini than Humanitini
	moreltini
	Morlock's Mark Bourbon
	morning dew
	Mornington crescent roll
	Morphan
	Mortimer's nostrum
	Morto Moreto
	moss floss
	moss mace
	moss mantle
	moss marlinspike
	moss medal
	moss megaphone
	moss mitre
	moss mulch
	mostly rat-hide leggings
	mostly-broken sunglasses
	mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine
	mother's little helper
	mother's necklace
	mother's secret recipe
	motivational poster
	mouldering barrel
	mountain lion skin
	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert
	Mountain Stream gastrique
	Mountain Stream soda
	mourning wine
	mouse skull
	moustache sock
	mouth-watering mayolus
	moveable feast
	moxie magnet
	moxie weed
	Mr. Accessaturday
	Mr. Accessory
	Mr. Accessory Jr.
	Mr. Balloon
	Mr. Big's Wallet
	Mr. Burnsger
	Mr. Cheeng's spectacles
	Mr. Container
	Mr. Eh?
	Mr. Exploiter
	Mr. Haggis
	Mr. Joe's bangles
	Mr. Mediocrebar
	Mr. Screege's spectacles
	Mr. Shirt
	Mrs. Rush
	Ms. Accessory
	MSG
	Mt. McLargeHuge oyster
	Mt. Noob Pale Ale
	Mu
	muculent machete
	muddy pirate hat
	muddy skirt
	Mudflap-Girl Earring
	Mudflap-Girl Necklace
	Mudflap-Girl Ring
	muffled muffuletta
	mugcake
	mulberry
	mulled berry wine
	mulled blood
	mulled cider
	mulled hobo wine
	mulled wine
	mullet wig
	multi-level marzipan
	mummified entombed cookbookbat
	mumming trunk
	mummy costume
	mummy mask
	mummy wrapping
	munchies pill
	murderbot component casing
	murderbot live wire
	murderbot mask
	murderbot memory chip
	murderbot monofilament
	murderbot plasma rifle
	murderbot power cell
	murderbot shield unit
	murderbot spring injector
	murderbot whip
	Murderer's Punch
	Murgatroyd diode
	murky potion
	Muschat
	muscle oil
	mushroom fermenting solution
	mushroom filet
	mushroom pizza
	mushroom slab
	mushroom tea
	mushroom whiskey
	musk turtle
	muskox-skin cap
	Mustardigrade
	musty moccasins
	mutant arm
	mutant cactus bud
	mutant crown
	mutant fire ant egg
	mutant gila monster egg
	mutant legs
	mutant rattlesnake egg
	mutated candy lump
	My First Art of War
	My First Paycheck envelope
	My Life of Crime, a Memoir
	My Own Pen Pal kit
	Mylar balloon
	mylar scout drone
	myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball
	Mysterious Black Box
	Mysterious Blue Box
	mysterious chemical residue
	mysterious chest
	Mysterious Green Box
	Mysterious Island iced tea
	mysterious present
	Mysterious Red Box
	mysterious silver lapel pin
	Mysterious Stranger
	mystery lollipop
	N. O. Beer
	nachos of the night
	Nadsat berry
	nail file
	nailswurst
	name change form
	nanite-infested candy cane
	nanite-infested eggnog
	nanite-infested fruitcake
	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear
	nanofiber cloth
	nanorhino credit card
	Napalm In The Morning™ candle
	Nardz energy beverage
	nasty desk bell
	nasty gum
	nasty rat mask
	nasty snuff
	nasty-ass club
	nasty-smelling moss
	nastygeist
	natto marble soda
	natto pocky
	natto-infused sake
	natty blue ascot
	natural fennel soda
	natural magick candle
	naughty fortune teller
	naughty origami kit
	naughty paper shuriken
	nauseating reagent
	navel ring of navel gazing
	Nayztameetjoo trading card
	ncle leg
	ND
	Necbro wafers
	necklace chain
	Necrotelicomnicon
	necrotizing body spray
	neg grog
	nega-mushroom
	nega-mushroom wine
	negative lump
	negotiatin' hammer
	neoprene skullcap
	nervous tick egg
	nest egg
	Neuromancer
	neurostim pill
	neutron lollipop
	Never Don't Stop Not Striving
	Neverending Party favor
	Neverending Party guest pass
	Neverending Party invitation envelope
	neverending wallet chain
	New Age healing crystal
	New Age hurting crystal
	New Cloaca-Cola
	new habit
	New Zealand iced tea
	New-You Club Membership Form
	Newark
	Newbiesport™ backpack
	Newbiesport™ tent
	newborn kobold
	newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp
	Newman's Own Trousers
	NG
	nice warm beer
	Nickel Gamma of Frugality
	nicksilver ring
	nicksilver spurs
	night-vision goggles
	Nightmare Fuel
	Nightstalker perfume
	ninja carabiner
	ninja crampons
	ninja eyeblack
	ninja fear powder
	ninja hot pants
	ninja mop
	ninja pirate zombie robot
	ninja pirate zombie robot head
	ninja rope
	ninjammies
	No Hats as Art
	Nog-on-the-Cob
	noir fedora
	non-aged vinegar
	non-Euclidean angle
	Non-Euclidean Finance
	non-Euclidean non-accordion
	non-stick pugil stick
	normal barrel
	Northern pemmican
	norwhal helmet
	Nose Ring of Putrescence
	nosy nose ringy ring
	not-a-pipe
	note from Clancy
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI
	nothing-in-the-box
	nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box
	nothingtini
	noticeable pumps
	Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence
	novelty fruit hat
	novelty monorail ticket
	novelty tattoo sleeves
	Now and Earlier
	Now You're Cooking With Grease
	noxious gas grenade
	nozzle of the Phoenix
	NPZR chemistry set
	Nuclear Blastball
	nuclear stockpile
	nugget of Crimbonium
	nugget of nicksilver
	nugget of quicksilver
	nugget of sicksilver
	nugget of slicksilver
	nugget of sodium
	nugget of thicksilver
	nugget of ticksilver
	nugget of wicksilver
	numberwang
	nurse's hat
	Nursine
	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie
	nutcracking pliers
	nutty organic salad
	O
	O'RLY manual
	obnoxious riddle
	obsidian dagger
	obsidian nutcracker
	ocarina of space
	occult jelly donut
	ocean motion
	octolus oculus
	octolus-skin cloak
	octopus's spade
	odd silver coin
	odor extractor
	off-hand balloon
	off-white paisley oyster egg
	off-white plastic oyster egg
	off-white polka-dot oyster egg
	off-white striped oyster egg
	offensive moustache
	office-supply crossbow
	officer's nog
	Official Council Aide Pin
	Official Seal of Dreadsylvania
	Ogres and Oubliettes™ module
	Oh, the Humanitini
	oil cap
	oil lamp
	oil of expertise
	oil of oiliness
	Oil of Parrrlay
	oil of slipperiness
	oil of stability
	oil pan
	oil shell
	oil slacks
	oil-filled donut
	oily boid
	oily golden mushroom
	oily mushroom wine
	oily paste
	ointment of the occult
	ojo de pez burrito
	Okee-Dokee soda
	Ol' Scratch's ash can
	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork
	Ol' Scratch's manacles
	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches
	Ol' Scratch's salad fork
	Ol' Scratch's stove door
	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat
	old ball and chain
	old bronzer
	old candy wrapper
	old chum
	old coin purse
	old dry bone
	old eyebrow pencil
	old leather wallet
	old love note
	old patched suit-pants
	old rosewater cream
	old school beer pull tab
	old school calculator watch
	old school flying disc
	old school Mafia knicke½æ
	old school Mafia knickerbockers
	old soft shoes
	old sweatpants
	old-fashioned
	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie
	old-school pirate grog
	oldcake
	olive
	olive lo mein
	olive stir-fry
	Olympic-sized Clan crate
	Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom
	one glove
	one million meat pancakes
	one piece of bubble gum
	one pill
	one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island
	one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill
	one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach
	one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano
	one-day ticket to The Glaciest
	one-winged stab bat
	onion shurikens
	onyx bishop
	onyx king
	onyx knight
	onyx pawn
	onyx queen
	onyx rook
	Oopsie IPA
	oozenog
	open sauce
	opera mask
	Operation Patriot Shield
	opium grenade
	Oppossum
	optimal spreadsheet
	orange
	orange and black Crimboween candy
	orange boxing gloves
	orange candy heart
	orange candygram
	orange glowstick
	orange leather lanyard
	orange peel hat
	orange popsicle
	orange slime glob
	orange snowcone
	Orange Star of Sacrifice
	orange traffic cone
	orange-frosted astral cupcake
	Orangemageddon wine cooler
	orc paste
	orc wrist
	Orcish baseball cap
	Orcish cargo shorts
	Orcish frat-paddle
	orcish hand lotion
	Orcish meat locker
	orcish nailing lube
	orcish rubber
	orcish stud-finder
	Order of the Green Thumb Order Form
	Order of the Silver Wossname
	Oreille Divisée brandy
	organ grinder
	organic potpourri
	origami "gentlemen's" magazine
	origami pasties
	origami riding crop
	original G
	oriole-feather headdress
	ornamental sextant
	ornate ancient cursed chest
	ornate ancient cursed key
	ornate picture frame
	orphan baby yeti
	Oscus's dumpster waders
	Oscus's flypaper pants
	Oscus's garbage can lid
	Oscus's neverending soda
	Oscus's pelt
	Osk'r Chow
	Othello's dagger
	Othello's handkerchief
	Othello's military jacket
	Otorian Battle Scar
	Ouija Board, Ouija Board
	Our Daily Candles™ order form
	out-of-tune biwa
	out-of-work circus flea
	Outer Wolf™ cologne
	outlaw bandana
	outrageous sombrero
	oven mitts
	over-the-shoulder Folder Holder
	overcharged El Vibrato power sphere
	overclocked avian microprocessor
	overcookie
	overflowing gift basket
	overloaded micro-reactor
	overloaded short-pulse transistor
	overloaded Yule battery
	overly-fancy hot cocoa
	overpowering mushroom wine
	overpriced "imported" beer
	oversized fish scaler
	oversized ice molecule
	oversized pipe
	oversized pizza cutter
	oversized skullcap
	oversized snowflake
	ovoid leather thing
	oxygenated eggnog helmet
	oyster basket
	oyster egg balloon
	oyster sauce
	P.B.L.T.
	pacification grenade
	Pack of Alice's Army Cards
	Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards
	pack of chewing gum
	Pack of Every Card
	pack of KWE trading card
	pack of pogs
	packaged backup camera
	packaged cold medicine cabinet
	packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet
	packaged Everfull Dart Holster
	packaged familiar scrapbook
	packaged industrial fire extinguisher
	packaged June cleaver
	packaged Jurassic Parka
	packaged knock-off retro superhero cape
	packaged miniature crystal ball
	packaged model train set
	packaged Pocket Professor
	packaged SpinMaster™ lathe
	packet of beer nuts
	packet of beer seeds
	packet of dragon's teeth
	packet of mayfly bait
	packet of mushroom spores
	packet of orchid seeds
	packet of pumpkin seeds
	packet of rock seeds
	packet of tall grass seeds
	packet of thanksgarden seeds
	packet of tofurkey gravy
	packet of winter seeds
	padded tortoise
	PADL Phone
	page of the Necrohobocon
	pail
	Pain Dip
	painful penne pasta
	Paint A Vulgar Pitcher
	paint bomb
	paint palette
	painted shield
	painted turtle
	painting of a glass of wine
	pair of bolt cutters
	pair of candy glasses
	pair of government shades
	pair of pearidot earrings
	pair of plants
	pair of ragged claws
	pair of scissors
	pair of twitching claws
	paisley spore pod
	palm frond
	palm-frond capris
	palm-frond cloak
	palm-frond fan
	palm-frond net
	palm-frond toupee
	palm-frond whip
	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster
	panhandle panhandling hat
	panicked kernel
	Pantaloons of Hatred
	pantogram
	pants kit
	pants of the Slug Lord
	Pantsgiving
	panty raider camouflage
	papaya
	papaya sling
	papaya slung
	papaya taco
	paper-plate-mail pants
	paperclip
	paperclip cape
	paperclip pants
	paperclip sproinger
	paperclip turban
	paperclip-on tie
	papier-mâché base
	papier-mâché bowl
	papier-mâché glob
	papier-mâché handle
	papier-mâché plaque
	papier-mâché toothpicks
	papier-mâché trophy piñata
	papier-mâchéte
	papier-mâchaeranthera
	papier-mâchine gun
	papier-mâchuridars
	papier-masque
	papier-mitre
	papier-mochi
	papotion of papower
	Para-Pop
	paraffin palazzos
	paraffin pendant
	paraffin pieces
	paraffin pith helmet
	paraffin poncho
	paraffin pseudoaccordion
	paraffin punching bag
	paranormal ricotta
	parasitic claw
	parasitic headgnawer
	parasitic strangleworm
	parasitic tentacles
	parisian cathouse
	party balloon
	party beer bomb
	party crasher
	PARTY HARD T-shirt
	party hat
	party mouse hat
	Party Planning on a Budget
	party platter for one
	party pup
	Party Tattoo™ gift certificate
	party whip
	Party-in-a-Can™
	passable elf mask
	passed-out psychedelic bear
	pasta spoon
	Pasta Spoon of Peril
	Pastaco shell
	pat of butter
	pat-a-cake pendant
	patch of extra-warm fur
	patchouli incense stick
	patchouli oil bomb
	patent aggression tonic
	patent alacrity tonic
	patent antipsychotics
	patent avarice tonic
	patent invisibility tonic
	patent leather shoes
	patent preventative tonic
	patent sallowness tonic
	pawn cookie
	PB&BP
	PB&J with the crusts cut off
	peace accordion
	peace-sign necklace
	peach
	peach lozenge
	peach pie
	Peaclock
	peanut brittle shield
	peanut sauce
	pear
	pear lozenge
	pear supersucker
	pear tart
	pearidot
	pearl diver's necklace
	pearl diver's ring
	pearlescent oyster egg
	pebble of proud pyrite
	pebblebräu
	pec oil
	pecan pie
	Pecos Dave's sixgun
	Peek-a-Boo!
	PEEZ dispenser
	pegfinger
	pencil kunai
	pencil stub
	Pendant of Fire
	Pendant of Gargalesis
	Pener's drumstick
	penguin focaccia bread
	penguin paste
	penguin shorts
	penguin skin
	penguin skin buckler
	penguin thesaurus
	penguin whip
	penguin-smacking club
	penguinskin mini-kilt
	penguinskin mini-skirt
	pentacorn hat
	pentagram bandana
	pentatonic accordion
	Penultimate Fantasy chest
	peppermint bomb
	peppermint crook
	peppermint donut
	peppermint eel sauce
	peppermint harpoon gun
	peppermint parasol
	peppermint patty
	Peppermint Pip Packet
	peppermint rhino baby
	peppermint spine
	peppermint sprig
	peppermint sprout
	peppermint syrup
	peppermint tack
	peppermint tailings
	peppermint twist
	peppermint-scented socks
	percent sign
	perfect cosmopolitan
	perfect dark and stormy
	perfect ice cube
	perfect mimosa
	perfect negroni
	perfect old-fashioned
	perfect paloma
	perfectly fair coin
	perfectly ordinary frog
	perforated battle paddle
	perfume of prejudice
	perfume-soaked bandana
	perl necklace
	pernicious cudgel
	perpendicular guano
	perpendicular hula
	perpendicular hula with a fly in it
	personal graffiti kit
	personal massager
	personal raindrop
	personalizable gingerbread cookie
	personalized birthday cake
	personalized coffee mug
	pestoblade
	pestopiary
	pet anchor
	pet anemone
	pet bad vibe
	pet rock
	pet rock "Groucho" disguise
	pet rock "Snooty" disguise
	Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog
	Pete's rich ricotta
	Pete's wiley whey bar
	petit 4.1
	petit fortran
	petrified noodles
	petrified time
	petrified wood
	pewter candlestick
	pewter claymore
	pewter shavings
	ph balancer
	phase-tuned shield generator belt
	phat turquoise bead
	phat turquoise bracelet
	phial of coldness
	phial of hotness
	phial of sleaziness
	phial of spookiness
	phial of stench
	Phil Collins
	philosopher's scone
	philter of phorce
	phish stick
	Phlegethon
	phonics down
	photoprotoneutron torpedo
	physiostim pill
	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks
	pickelhaube
	pickle-flavored chewing gum
	pickled bread
	pickled egg
	pickled grasshopper
	pickpocket protector
	picky tweezers
	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend
	picture of you
	Piddles
	pie crust
	pie man was not meant to eat
	piece of after eight
	piece of coral
	piece of driftwood
	piece of wedding cake
	piercing post
	pig-iron bracers
	pig-iron helm
	pig-iron shinguards
	pigeon egg
	piggy tattoo
	Pigsticker of Violence
	pile of candy
	pile of dirt
	pile of dungeon junk
	pile of dusty animal bones
	pile of gold coins
	pile of gritty sand
	pile of jumping beans
	pile of loose snow
	pile of sand
	pile of smoking rags
	pile of Trainbot parts
	pile of useless robot parts
	pilgrim shield
	pill cup
	pillow shell
	Pillowbug
	pimpin' meat hat
	Pimpsqueak
	pin-stripe slacks
	pine cone
	pine cone necklace
	pine tar
	Pine-Fresh air freshener
	pineapple slab
	ping-pong ball
	ping-pong paddle
	pink candy heart
	pink candygram
	pink clay bead
	pink glowstick
	Pink Heart of Spirit
	pink pinkslip slip
	pink plastic baby
	pink pony
	pink slime
	pink-belly slapper
	pink-frosted astral cupcake
	pint of sweat
	pipe wrench
	piping organ pie
	piracetam
	piranha pollen
	pirate brochure
	pirate cream pie
	pirate encryption key (complete)
	pirate encryption key alpha
	pirate encryption key bravo
	pirate encryption key charlie
	pirate encryption key delta
	pirate fork
	pirate hook
	pirate pamphlet
	pirate paste
	pirate pelvis
	pirate radio ring
	pirate shaving cream
	pirate shirt
	pirate skull
	pirate tract
	pirate zombie head
	pirate zombie robot head
	PirateRealm guest pass
	PirateRealm membership packet
	PirateRealm party hat
	piratical blunderbuss
	piscatini
	pitchfork
	pitted sheet metal
	pixel banana
	pixel beer
	pixel boomerang
	pixel bread
	pixel chain whip
	pixel coin
	pixel cross
	pixel daiquiri
	pixel energy tank
	pixel grappling hook
	pixel hat
	pixel holy water
	pixel lemon
	pixel morning star
	pixel orb
	pixel pants
	pixel pill
	pixel power cell
	pixel rock
	pixel shield
	pixel star
	pixel stopwatch
	pixel sword
	pixel whip
	pixel whiskey
	pixellated candy heart
	pixellated moneybag
	pixie axie
	Pizza of Legend
	Plague of Locusts
	plague pie
	plaid bandage
	plaid cowboy hat
	plaid pocket square
	plaid skirt
	plaid swatch
	plain bagel
	plain brown wrapper
	plain calzone
	plain candy cane
	plain old beer
	plain paper hat
	plain pizza
	plain snowcone
	plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe
	plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook
	plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat
	plans for depleted Grimacite hammer
	plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask
	plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards
	plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt
	plastic bazooka
	plastic bib
	plastic Crimbo reindeer
	plastic cup of beer
	plastic cup of flat beer
	plastic doll arms
	plastic doll legs
	plastic guitar
	plastic ingot
	plastic Jefferson wings
	plastic nightmare troll
	plastic nunchaku
	plastic passion fruit
	plastic piranha pot
	plastic pirate hat
	plastic pumpkin bucket
	plastic spider ring
	plastic vampire fangs
	plate of Frigid Northern Beans
	plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans
	plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans
	plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas
	plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans
	plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans
	plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans
	plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans
	plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad
	plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas
	Platinum HP-35 Calculator
	Platinum Yendorian Express Card
	plexifoam chin strap
	plexiglass pants
	plexiglass pendant
	plexiglass pikestaff
	plexiglass pinky ring
	plexiglass pith helmet
	plexiglass pocketwatch
	PlexiPips
	plot hole
	plum
	plum lozenge
	plum wine
	plumber's lunch
	plump free-range mushroom
	plump juicy grub
	plunge-leg
	plus one
	plush alielf
	plush alien hamsterpus
	plush dogcat
	plush ferrelf
	plush hamsterpus
	plush mutated alielephant
	plush mutated alielf
	plush sea serpent
	Pneumo bar
	pocket ace
	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil
	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)
	pocket lint (blue)
	pocket lint (green)
	pocket lint (orange)
	pocket lint (white)
	pocket maze
	Pocket Meteor Guide
	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)
	Pocket Professor memory chip
	Pocket Square of Loathing
	pocket theremin
	pocket wish
	pocketwatch on a chain
	pog #01 (spider)
	pog #02 (Knob goblin)
	pog #03 (warwelf)
	pog #04 (skleleton)
	pog #05 (ninja snowman)
	pog #06 (filthy hippy)
	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)
	pog #08 (hellion)
	pog #09 (pirate)
	pog #10 (hobo)
	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)
	pogo stick
	pointed stick
	pointy mushroom
	pointy mushroom wine
	pointy red hat
	Poison Oak trading card
	poison pen
	poisonous caviar
	poisonsettia
	Poké-Gro fertilizer
	Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them
	Pokëmann band-aid
	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip
	Pokëmann figurine: Duck
	Pokëmann figurine: Frank
	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump
	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking
	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan
	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap
	Pokëmann figurine: Moog
	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing
	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu
	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth
	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf
	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter
	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite
	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth
	poker face paint
	polished moon-amber
	Polka Pop
	polka-dot bow tie
	polo trophy
	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o
	polyalloy shield
	polyeaster egg
	polyester pad
	polyester panama hat
	polyester parachute
	polyester peeler
	polyester pettipants
	polyester pulsera
	polyesterene powder
	polymorphic fastening apparatus
	Polysniff Perfume
	pompadour'd puppy
	poncho de azucar
	ponytail clip
	poodle skirt
	pool cue
	pool of liquid metal
	pool shark hair oil
	pool torpedo
	Pop Art: a Guide
	popcorn
	poppy
	popsicle stick
	popular tart
	porcelain candy dish
	porcelain pelerine
	porcelain pepper mill
	porcelain phantom mask
	porcelain plus-fours
	porcelain police baton
	porcelain porkpie
	porcelain powder
	Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans
	pork elf goodies sack
	porkpocket
	porquoise
	porquoise bracelet
	porquoise eyebrow ring
	porquoise necklace
	porquoise ring
	porquoise-handled sixgun
	portable cassette player
	portable corkscrew
	portable dam
	portable housekeeping robot
	portable Mayo Clinic
	portable motorcycle
	portable Othello set
	portable pantogram
	portable photocopier
	portable ping-pong table
	portable Spacegate
	portable steam unit
	portable table
	portable wall
	possessed sugar cube
	possessed tomato
	possessed top
	possibility potion
	post-holiday sale coupon
	potato alarm clock
	potato masher
	potato pistol
	potato sprout
	potent potion of potency
	potion of animal rage
	Potion of Heroism
	potion of potency
	potion of punctual companionship
	potion of spiritual gunkifying
	potion of temporary gr8ness
	potion of the captain's hammer
	potion of the field gar
	potion of the litterbox
	potion of X-ray vision
	potted cactus
	potted fern
	potted power plant
	potted tea tree
	pottery barn owl figurine
	pottery club
	pottery hat
	pottery shield
	pottery training pants
	pottery yo-yo
	poultrygeist
	poutine
	poutine pole
	powdered candy sushi set
	powdered dice
	powdered donut
	powdered gold
	powdered madness
	powdered organs
	powdered oxygen
	powdered powdered sugar
	powdered sealbone
	powdered toad horn
	powdered wig
	power pill
	power seed
	power sock
	Power-Guy 2000 holo-record
	Powerful Glove
	pr0n cocktail
	pr0n legs
	pr0n m4nic0tti
	pr0n stir-fry
	pr0n taco
	prank Crimbo card
	praying Grim Brother
	precious piercing post
	precision snowball
	pregnant gloomy black mushroom
	pregnant mushroom
	pregnant oily golden mushroom
	prehistoric spear
	Prelude of Precision
	premium malt liquor
	prescription noodles
	prescription teeth whitener
	present
	press-on ribs
	pressurized potion of perception
	pressurized potion of perspicacity
	pressurized potion of pneumaticity
	pressurized potion of possessiveness
	pressurized potion of proficiency
	pressurized potion of puissance
	pressurized potion of pulchritude
	pretty bouquet
	pretty flower
	pretty pink bow
	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit
	priceless diamond
	primitive alien blowgun
	primitive alien booze
	primitive alien loincloth
	primitive alien mask
	primitive alien medicine
	primitive alien necklace
	primitive alien salad
	primitive alien spear
	primitive alien totem
	primitive candy cane
	Princess Rutabaga trading card
	print screen button
	prismatic wad
	pristine fish scale
	pristine piranha seed
	pristine walrus tusk
	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket
	pro skateboard
	probability potion
	procrastination potion
	Professor of Spelunkology
	Professor What T-Shirt
	programmable turtle
	prohie's hat
	projectile chemistry set
	projectile icemaker
	propeller beanie
	prosthetic forehead
	protection stick
	Protects-Your-Junk
	protein paste
	protonic accelerator pack
	prototype stimulant
	Prunets
	prussian cathouse
	prussian cathouse with a fly in it
	psychedelic bubble wand
	psychic's amulet
	psychic's circlet
	psychic's crystal ball
	psychic's pslacks
	Psycho From The Heat
	psycho sweater
	psychoanalytic jar
	psychokinetic energy blob
	Psychotic Train wine
	pteruges
	puce paisley oyster egg
	puce plastic oyster egg
	puce polka-dot oyster egg
	puce striped oyster egg
	puff of smoke
	pufferfish spine
	Puffstone cigar
	pulled blue taffy
	pulled green taffy
	pulled indigo taffy
	pulled orange taffy
	pulled porquoise earring
	pulled porquoise pendant
	pulled porquoise ring
	pulled red taffy
	pulled violet taffy
	pulled yellow taffy
	pulsing flesh
	pump-up high-tops
	pumpkin
	pumpkin beer
	pumpkin bomb
	pumpkin juice
	pumpkin pie
	pumpkinhead mask
	punch-drunk punch
	punching mirror
	Punching Potion
	Punchplanter
	punk patch
	punk rock jacket
	puppet strings
	Purple Beast energy drink
	purple clay bead
	purple corpsel
	purple glowstick
	Purple Horseshoe of Honor
	purple pixel pie
	purple prose pen
	purple snowcone
	purple-frosted astral cupcake
	purpleheart "pants"
	purpleheart logs
	Putrid Pendant
	putty coat
	puzzling ribbon
	PVC staff
	pygmy adder oil
	pygmy blowgun
	pygmy briefs
	pygmy bugbear shaman
	pygmy concertinette
	pygmy dart
	pygmy nose-bone
	pygmy papers
	pygmy phone number
	pygmy pygment
	pygmy spear
	pygmy witchhazel
	Quaatorade™
	quadroculars
	quake of arrows
	quantum disintegrator pistol
	quantum nanopolymer spider web
	quantum of familiar
	quantum polarity inducer
	quantum taco
	Quartet of Flare Masters Jacket
	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments
	queen cookie
	question juice
	questionable taco
	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit
	quicksilver ring
	quicksilver spurs
	Quiets-Your-Steps
	quirky accordion
	Rümpelstiltz
	R'lyeh
	rabbit punch
	Racisto Ruidoso
	rack of dinosaur ribs
	Rad Lib
	Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.)
	Rad-Pro (1 oz.)
	Radberry Rip wine cooler
	radiation-resistant helmet
	radiator heater shield
	radio button candy
	Radio Free Baseball Cap
	Radio Free Foil
	Radio Free Pants
	Radio KoL Antenna Ball
	Radio KoL Bottle Opener
	Radio KoL Flashlight
	Radio KoL Keychain
	Radio KoL Maracas
	Radio KoL Patch
	radioactive chew toy
	radioactive spider venom
	radium-flavored potato chips
	raffle prize box
	raffle ticket
	rag doll
	Raggedy Hippy doll
	rainbow bomb
	rainbow crossbow
	rainbow glitter candle
	rainbow jellybean
	rainbow pearl
	rainbow pearl earring
	rainbow pearl necklace
	rainbow pearl ring
	rainbow sauce
	rainbow tie
	Rainbow's Gravity
	raisin
	Ralph IX cognac
	ram horns
	ram stick
	Ram's Face Lager
	ram-battering staff
	ramekin of space nuts
	rare oboe
	raspberry
	raspberry beret
	rat appendix
	rat appendix kabob
	rat appendix stir-fry
	rat carcass
	rat head balloon
	rat scrapple
	rat tooth polish
	ratarang
	ratatouille de Jarlsberg
	ratgut
	ratini
	ratskin belt
	ratskin pajama pants
	rattail whip
	rattler gland
	rattler rattle
	rattlesnake enrager
	Rattlin' Chains
	ratty knitted cap
	rave whistle
	ravenous eye
	ravioli della hippy
	ravioli hat
	raw bread
	raw cranberry sauce
	raw gravy
	raw green beans
	raw mincemeat
	raw potato
	raw stuffing
	raw sweet potato
	raw turkey
	razor-sharp can lid
	razor-tipped yo-yo
	real cowboy hat
	realistic cap gun
	really dense meat stack
	Really Expensive Jewelry and You
	really nice lump of coal
	really nice net
	really really sticky spider web
	really sticky spider web
	really thick bandage
	really thick spine
	really tiny cocktail shaker
	Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta
	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer
	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread
	Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend
	Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend
	Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris
	Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup
	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta
	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar
	Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend
	Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone
	Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg
	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia
	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.
	Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie
	record of infuriating silence
	record of infuriating silence (used)
	record of menacing silence
	record of menacing silence (used)
	record of tranquil silence
	record of tranquil silence (used)
	recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity
	recording of Chorale of Companionship
	recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad
	recording of Elron's Explosive Etude
	recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration
	recording of Prelude of Precision
	recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto
	recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder
	recovered cufflinks
	recursive spline reticulator
	red ale
	red and green rain stick
	red and white claret
	red armband
	Red Army camouflage kit
	red badge
	red balloon
	Red Balloon of Valor
	red blood cells
	red book
	red box
	red button
	red China marble
	red class ring
	red coat
	red coin
	red drunki-bear
	Red Dwarf
	red eye
	red face paint
	Red Fox glove
	red foxglove
	red gummi ingot
	red lava globs
	red LavaCo Lamp™
	red letter
	red mana
	red masque
	red money bag
	red paisley oyster egg
	Red Pill
	red pixel
	red pixel potion
	red plastic baby
	red plastic oyster egg
	red plumber's boots
	red polka-dot oyster egg
	red potion
	red red wine
	red rocket
	Red Roger tattoo kit
	Red Roger's red left foot
	Red Roger's red left hand
	Red Roger's red right foot
	Red Roger's red right hand
	Red Roger's reliquary
	Red Roger's skull
	Red Rover BB gun
	red rum
	Red Russian
	red shirt
	red shoe
	red silk skirt
	red snowcone
	red striped oyster egg
	red traffic cone
	red tulip
	red velvet cake
	red wagon
	red white and blue claret
	Red X Shield
	red-and-green microcamera
	red-and-green sweater
	red-headed corpse
	red-hot boilermaker
	red-hot jawbreaker
	red-hot knucklebone
	red-hot medallion
	red-hot poker
	red-hot sausage fork
	red-soled high heels
	red-spotted snapper roe
	Redeye™ Eyedrops
	redrum
	redwood rain stick
	reflection of a map
	refrigerated biohazard container
	refurbished air fryer
	regret hose
	Regular Cloaca Cola
	regular-size brogurt
	rehearsing dramatic hedgehog
	reindeer hammer
	reindeer sickle
	reinforced beaded headband
	reinforced furry underpants
	reliable sixgun
	remaindered axe
	remorseless knife
	reodorant
	repaid diaper
	repaired El Vibrato drone
	repeating crossbow
	replica bat-oomerang
	replica Elf Guard medal
	replica key
	replica Ten Dollars
	research fragment
	residual chitin paste
	residual zeal
	resolution: be feistier
	resolution: be happier
	resolution: be kinder
	resolution: be luckier
	resolution: be more adventurous
	resolution: be sexier
	resolution: be smarter
	resolution: be stronger
	resolution: be wealthier
	respected companion biscuit
	Retenez L'Herbe Paté
	Rethinking Candy
	Retrospecs
	Retrospecs try-at-home kit
	returned Thinknerd package
	reusable shopping bag
	reverse Tantalus
	reverse-oscillating klystron
	rewinged stab bat
	rhesus monkey
	rhinestone
	rhinestone cowboy shirt
	rhinestone cowhorn
	rhinoceros horn
	rib of the Bonerdagon
	ribbon candy
	ribbon candy ascot
	ribcage rollcage
	riboflavin
	rice bowl
	rickety old unicycle
	ridiculous belt
	ridiculous cocktail
	ridiculous earring
	ridiculous sandwich
	ridiculous sunglasses
	ridiculously huge sword
	ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon
	rigging knot
	right bear arm
	right half of a heart necklace
	right parenthesis
	rigid carapace
	Riker's Search History
	ring
	ring of adornment
	ring of aggravate monster
	ring of cold resistance
	ring of conflict
	ring of Detect Boring Doors
	Ring of Fire
	ring of fire resistance
	ring of gain strength
	ring of half-assed regeneration
	ring of increase damage
	ring of teleportation
	ring of telling skeletons what to do
	Ring of the Sewer Snake
	ring of the Skeleton Lord
	ring setting
	rinky-dink sixgun
	roasted duck
	roasted marshmallow
	roasted vegetable focaccia
	roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg
	robin flan
	robin nog
	robin's egg
	roboduck-on-a-string
	robot grease
	robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.
	robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.
	robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.
	robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.
	robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.
	robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.
	robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E.
	robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.
	robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.
	robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.
	robotronic egg
	rock
	Rock and Roll Legend
	Rock Garden Guide
	rock lobster
	Rock Pops
	rocket fuel
	rockfish stomach
	rockin' wagon
	rockin' wagon with a fly in it
	rocky raccoon
	rocky road ice cream
	rodeo whiskey
	rogue swarmer
	Rogue Windmill Rouge
	roll in the hay
	roll of drink tickets
	roll of Hob-Os
	roll of meat
	roll of toilet paper
	roller skate decoy
	roller skate doll
	rolling pin
	ROM of Optimality
	Roman sadnals
	Rompedores de Fantasmas
	Roo trading card
	rook cookie
	root beer
	root beer barrel
	rope with some soap on it
	rose
	rose-colored glasses
	rotten tomato
	rotting barrel
	rotting beefsteak
	rotting cowskin
	rough fish scale
	round blue bomb
	round green sunglasses
	round purple sunglasses
	royal jelly
	royal jelly taco
	Royal scepter
	rubber axe
	rubber baby doll
	rubber band gun
	rubber cape
	rubber doll body
	rubber doll head
	rubber emo roe
	rubber gloves
	rubber nubbin
	rubber ribcage
	rubber spatula
	rubber spider
	rubber WWBD? bracelet
	rubber WWJD? bracelet
	rubber WWSPD? bracelet
	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet
	Rubee™
	ruby on canes
	ruby W
	Ruffalo
	rum and cola
	rum barrel charrrm
	rum barrel charrrm bracelet
	rum-soaked fruitcake
	rune-strewn spoon cocoon
	runny fermented egg
	runny icing
	runproof mascara
	Russian Ice
	rusted-out shootin' iron
	rusty bonesaw
	rusty broken diving helmet
	rusty chain necklace
	rusty compass
	rusty diving helmet
	rusty grave robbing shovel
	rusty hedge trimmers
	rusty metal greaves
	rusty metal key
	rusty metal ring
	rusty metal shaft
	rusty old lantern
	rusty piece of rebar
	rusty porthole
	rusty rivet
	rusty speargun
	rusty staff
	rusty valve wheel
	rutabuga bag
	rxr shield
	s'more
	s'more gun
	S.A.V.E. flyer
	S.I.T. Course Completion Certificate
	S.I.T. Course Voucher
	S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.
	S.S. Ticket
	S.T.L.T.
	sabre teeth
	sabre-toothed lime cub
	Saccharine Maple pendant
	sachet of strange powder
	sack lunch
	sack of doorknobs
	Sacramento wine
	Safari Jack's moustache
	safarrri hat
	safety vest
	saffron antaravasaka
	saffron uttarasanga
	Saison du Lune
	sake bomb
	salacious crumbs
	salacious lychee chuhai
	salacious screwdiver
	salamander slurry
	salamander spleen
	SalesCo sample kit
	salinated mint julep
	Salsa Caliente™ candle
	Salsa de las Epocas
	Salsa Libre
	salt plum
	salt plum sake
	salt wages
	salt water taffy
	salted mutton
	saltwaterbed
	salty dog
	salty drippy candy bar
	salty gumdrop
	salty slug
	sampler size toothpaste
	samurai turtle
	samurai turtle helmet
	sand dollar
	sandcastle
	sandpaper
	sandwich of the gods
	sane hatrack
	sangria
	Sangria de Menthe
	sangria del diablo
	sardine can key
	Sasq™ watch
	Satan hat
	Saturday Night Special
	sauce of the ages
	saucepan
	Saucepanic
	sausage bomb
	sausage golem
	sausage pizza
	sausage without a cause
	sausage wonton
	savings bond
	savory crossbow
	savory dry noodles
	savory staff
	savory sword
	savoy truffle
	sawblade fragment
	sawblade shield
	sawed-off blunderbuss
	Sazerorc
	Sazuruk-hai
	scabrous seal epaulets
	scale-mail underwear
	Scalp of Gorgolok
	scary death orb
	Scent of a Human™ candle
	scented massage oil
	Scepter of Loathing
	scepter of the Skeleton Lord
	Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince
	Schmalz's First Prize Beer
	School of Hard Knocks Diploma
	school spirit socket set
	Schrödinger's thermos
	Science Notebook
	scimitar cozy
	scintillating oyster egg
	scintillating powder
	scissor duck
	Scorpion Bowl
	scorpion whip
	scotch on the rocks
	scrap metal
	scrap of shadow
	scrap of sticky paper
	scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker
	scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker
	scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker
	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome
	scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker
	scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker
	scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker
	Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill
	screwdiver
	screwdriver
	screwing pooch
	scroll case
	scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil
	scroll of drastic healing
	scroll of minor invulnerability
	scroll of pasta summoning
	scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff
	scroll of protection from lycanthropes
	scroll of Puddingskin
	scrumdiddlyumptious solution
	scrumptious ice ant
	scrumptious reagent
	scrunchie tourniquet
	Scuba Snack
	Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention
	sea avocado
	sea blueberry
	sea broccoli
	sea cape
	sea carrot
	sea cauliflower
	sea chaps
	sea cowbell
	sea cowboy hat
	sea cucumber
	sea grease
	sea holster
	sea honeydew
	sea jelly
	sea lace
	sea lasso
	sea leather
	sea lychee
	sea mantle
	sea persimmon
	sea radish
	sea salt crystal
	sea salt scrubs
	sea shawl
	sea tangelo
	sea truffle
	sea-worn candlestick
	seal lube
	seal medal
	seal tooth
	seal-blubber candle
	seal-brain elixir
	seal-clubbing club
	seal-skull helmet
	seal-toothed rock
	sealhide belt
	sealhide buckler
	sealhide cloak
	sealhide gloves
	sealhide hood
	sealhide leggings
	sealhide moccasins
	sealhide seal doll
	sealhide snare
	sealhide whip
	sealskin drum
	seaode
	seared dino steak
	seaweed
	sebaceous shield
	secret blend of herbs and spices
	secret from the future
	secret mummy herbs and spices
	security automa-core
	security blankie
	security flashlight
	seegar butt
	self-dribbling basketball
	self-repairing earmuffs
	senate fly thorax
	Senior LAAAAME merit badge
	Senior Mints
	sensitive poetry journal
	Sensual Massage for Creeps
	sentient meat mass
	Sequestrian
	sequin-encrusted sweater
	sequined fez
	Serenity trading card
	serpentine sword
	serrated proboscis extension
	serum of sarcasm
	servo-assisted exo-pants
	servomechanical torsion facilitator
	set of jacks
	set of Unobtainium straps
	Seven Loco
	severed flipper
	severed rocking horse head
	sew-on bandage
	sewage-clogged pistol
	sewer nuggets
	sewer snake
	sewer turtle
	sewer wad
	sewing kit
	Sexy Cosmo
	shadow bread
	shadow brick
	shadow candle
	shadow candy
	shadow chef's hat
	shadow flame
	shadow fluid
	shadow glass
	shadow hammer
	shadow hot dog
	shadow ice
	shadow martini
	shadow monocle
	shadow nectar
	shadow needle
	shadow pill
	shadow sausage
	shadow sinew
	shadow skin
	shadow stick
	shadow trousers
	shadow venom
	shadowy cat claw
	shadowy cheat sheet
	shadowy seal eye
	shady shades
	shaker of dry rub
	Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion
	shaking skull
	sham champagne
	shamanic beads
	shamanic ham
	Shantix™
	shapeless wide-brimmed hat
	shard of double-ice
	shark cartilage
	shark jumper
	shark tooth
	shark tooth necklace
	sharkfin gumbo
	sharp tin strip
	sharpened hubcap
	sharpened spoon
	shavin' razor
	shaving cream
	sheet cake
	Sheila Take a Crossbow
	shellacked shell
	shells a la shellfish
	Shield of Icy Fate
	shield of the Skeleton Lord
	Shielding Potion
	shim of shame shale
	shimmering rainbow sand
	shimmering tendrils
	shin gourds
	shingle
	shining goblet
	shining halo
	shining star cap
	shiny brass tailfeathers
	shiny butcherknife
	shiny gold fronts
	shiny hood ornament
	shiny ring
	shiny stones
	shiny tribal beads
	shipwright's hammer
	shirt kit
	Shivering Chèvre
	shock belt
	shock collar
	shocked shell
	shoe ad T-shirt
	shoe gum
	shoo-fish pie
	shooting morning star
	shopkeeper beard
	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip
	short beer
	short calculator
	short deposition
	short glass of water
	short stack of pancakes
	short stick of butter
	short white
	short writ of habeas corpus
	short-handled mop
	shortest-order cook
	shot of blackberry schnapps
	shot of flower schnapps
	shot of granola liqueur
	shot of grapefruit schnapps
	Shot of Kardashian Gin
	shot of mescal
	shot of nepenthe schnapps
	shot of orange schnapps
	shot of peach schnapps
	shot of pear schnapps
	shot of rotgut
	shot of Sneaky Pete's Mojo
	Shot of the Living Dead
	shot of tomato schnapps
	shot of wasp venom
	shoulder-mounted Trainbot
	shoulder-warming lotion
	shovelful of dirt
	shrapnel jelly donut
	shredded hellseal hide
	Shrieking Weasel holo-record
	shrimp cocktail
	shrine to the Barrel god
	shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog
	shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo
	shrinking powder
	shroomtini
	Shrub's Premium Baked Beans
	Shrubble Bubble
	Shudder
	shuddering cow skull
	shuddersword
	shuriken salad
	shushed potatoes
	Siberian sunrise
	sicksilver ring
	sicksilver spurs
	siesta-ing Casagnova gnome
	signal fragment
	signal receiver
	silent A
	silent B
	silent beret
	silent C
	silent D
	silent E
	silent F
	silent G
	silent H
	silent I
	silent J
	silent K
	silent L
	silent M
	silent N
	silent nightlight
	silent O
	silent P
	silent pea shooter
	silent Q
	silent R
	silent S
	silent T
	silent U
	silent V
	silent W
	silent X
	silent Y
	silent Z
	silicon-infused gluteal shield
	silk garter snake
	Silly Little Love Song
	Silver Bullet beer
	silver cheese-slicer
	silver cow creamer
	silver cow skull
	silver Dreadsylvanian flask
	silver face paint
	Silver HP-35 Calculator
	silver keg
	silver paté knife
	silver salt-shaker
	silver shotgun shell
	silver shrimp fork
	silver table-scraper
	silver tongue charrrm
	silver tongue charrrm bracelet
	Simepore slime
	simple AI
	simple ancient cursed key
	sinewy crossbow string
	Sinful Desires
	Single Alice's Army Foil
	single atom
	single entendre
	single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad
	single of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration
	single swig of vodka
	single-serving herbal stuffing
	single-use dust mask
	sinister altar fragment
	sinister ancient tablet
	sinister demon mask
	sinister-looking cat
	sinistral homunculus
	Sister Accessory
	Site Alpha ID badge
	Sitrep berry
	six pack of Mountain Stream
	six tiny wedges of goat cheese
	six-armed sweater
	six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola
	six-rainbow shield
	Size XI Wizard's Robe
	sizzling desk bell
	sizzling seal fat
	Sizzling Sinner
	sk8board
	skate blade
	skate board
	skate skates
	skate skin
	skelelton spine
	skeletal banana
	skeletal scabbard
	skeleton
	skeleton beans
	skeleton bone
	skeleton key
	skeleton key ring
	skeleton quiche
	skeleton skis
	skeletortoise
	Sketcherz™
	skewer
	skewer-mounted razor blade
	skewered cat appendix
	skewered cherry
	skewered jumbo olive
	skewered lime
	ski resort souvenir crate
	skin oil
	Skipper's accordion
	skirt / kilt kit
	skull capacitor
	skull gearshift knob
	skull of the Bonerdagon
	Skull Punch
	skull with a fuse in it
	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie
	skulldozer egg
	Skullery Maid's Knee
	Skullhead's Screw
	Skully's hot chocolate
	slab of sponge
	slap and slap again
	slap and slap again recipe
	slap and tickle
	slap and tickle with a fly in it
	sleaze cluster
	sleaze clusterbomb
	sleaze jelly
	sleaze nuggets
	sleaze powder
	sleaze wad
	sleazy and sour sauce
	sleazy bindle
	sleazy fairy gravy
	sleazy hi mein
	Sledgehamster
	sleep mask
	sleeping patriotic eagle
	sleeping piano cat
	sleeping snowy owl
	sleeping stocking
	sleeping wereturtle
	sleeve deuce
	slice of pizza
	slick fish meat
	slicksilver ring
	slicksilver spurs
	slide rule
	slightly peevedbow
	slightly thicker filthy rags
	slime convention coupons
	slime convention flyers
	slime convention pin
	slime convention swag bag
	slime convention t-shirt
	slime fedora
	slime knuckles
	slime shooter
	slime stack
	slime waders
	slime-covered club
	slime-covered compass
	slime-covered greaves
	slime-covered helmet
	slime-covered lantern
	slime-covered necklace
	slime-covered shovel
	slime-covered speargun
	slime-covered staff
	slime-soaked brain
	slime-soaked hypophysis
	slime-soaked sweat gland
	Slimebite
	Slimosa
	slimy alveolus
	slimy chest
	slimy fermented bile bladder
	slimy paste
	slimy sweetbreads
	slingshot
	slip 'n' slide
	Slippery Knob
	slippery when wet shield
	Sloe Comfortable Zoo
	Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire
	Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook
	Slotter
	slow jam collection
	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags
	sludgesicle
	slug of rum
	slug of shochu
	slug of vodka
	small box
	small Crimbo Pressie
	small golem
	small gummi fin
	small leather glove
	Small Medium
	small pile of sand
	small slimy cyst
	Smart Bone Dust
	smart skull
	smart watch
	smashed danish
	Smashmoth
	smellbook
	smelted roe
	smile-sharpening stone
	smiley-face sticker
	smiling rat
	smirking shrunken head
	smoked potsherd
	smoker's cloak
	smoking grass
	smoking talon
	smoky potion
	smoldering bagel punch
	smoldering box
	Smoldering Clover™ candle
	smoldering leafcutter ant egg
	smoldering staff
	SMOOCH bottlecap
	SMOOCH bracers
	SMOOCH breastplate
	SMOOCH codpiece
	SMOOCH coffee cup
	SMOOCH kneepads
	SMOOCH soda
	SMOOCH spaulders
	smooth mushroom wine
	smooth velvet bra
	smooth velvet hanky
	smooth velvet hat
	smooth velvet pants
	smooth velvet pocket square
	smooth velvet shirt
	smooth velvet socks
	smudge stick
	smudged alchemical recipe
	Smuggler's Punch
	smut orc keepsake box
	smut orc sunglasses
	snailmail bits
	snailmail breeches
	snailmail coif
	snailmail hauberk
	snake
	snake oil
	snake shield
	snake skin
	snakebite
	snakeskin cowboy hat
	snakeskin jacket
	snakeskin thighboots
	snapdragon pistil
	Snarf berry
	snarling wolf shield
	sneakeasies
	Sneaky Pete's breath spray
	Sneaky Pete's key lime
	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie
	Sneaky Pete's leather jacket
	Sneaky Pete's leather jacket (collar popped)
	sneaky wrapping paper
	snifter of thoroughly aged brandy
	snorkel
	Snoutlet
	snow belly
	snow berries
	snow cleats
	snow crab
	snow fort
	snow halo
	snow hat
	snow machine
	snow pants
	Snow Queen Crown
	Snow Suit
	snowball
	snowboarder pants
	snowpack
	snowstick
	soap knife
	sock garters
	sock monkey
	soda water
	soft green echo eyedrop antidote
	soft green echo eyedrop antidote martini
	software bug
	software glitch
	Sogg-Os
	soggy elf shoes
	soggy gingerbread chunk
	soggy seed packet
	soggy used band-aid
	soggy wofl t-shirt
	soilzerac
	solid asbestos box
	solid baconstone earring
	solid baconstone necklace
	solid baconstone ring
	solid chrome box
	solid gold bowling ball
	solid gold jewel
	solid gold pegleg
	solid linoleum box
	solid shifting time weirdness
	solid state loom
	sommelier's towel
	sonar fishfinder
	sonar-in-a-biscuit
	SongBoom™ BoomBox
	SongBoom™ BoomBox Box
	Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire
	sorority brain
	sorority girl's box
	soul coin
	soul doorbell
	soul knife
	soul mask
	soul monocle
	soup turtle
	soup-chucks
	sour ball and chain
	sour powder
	Source essence
	Source shades
	Source terminal
	Source terminal ASHRAM chip
	Source terminal CRAM chip
	Source terminal DIAGRAM chip
	Source terminal DRAM chip
	Source terminal file: compress.edu
	Source terminal file: cram.ext
	Source terminal file: critical.enh
	Source terminal file: damage.enh
	Source terminal file: dram.ext
	Source terminal file: duplicate.edu
	Source terminal file: familiar.ext
	Source terminal file: gram.ext
	Source terminal file: portscan.edu
	Source terminal file: pram.ext
	Source terminal file: protect.enq
	Source terminal file: spam.ext
	Source terminal file: stats.enq
	Source terminal file: substats.enh
	Source terminal file: tram.ext
	Source terminal file: turbo.edu
	Source terminal GRAM chip
	Source terminal INGRAM chip
	Source terminal PRAM chip
	Source terminal SCRAM chip
	Source terminal SPAM chip
	Source terminal TRAM chip
	Source terminal TRIGRAM chip
	Sourfinger
	Southern yam
	Souvenir Chopsticks
	souvenir flag
	souvenir ski t-shirt
	soy cordial
	soyburger juice
	soylent staff
	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts
	Space Baby bawbaw
	Space Baby children's book
	space bar
	space beast fur
	space beast fur hat
	space beast fur pants
	space beast fur whip
	space blanket
	space chowder
	space heater
	space invader
	space jam
	space jam toast
	space jellybicycle
	space junk
	space marine flash grenade
	space needle
	Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook
	space pirate treasure map
	space planula
	space port
	Space Tourist Phaser
	Space Tours Tripple
	Space Trip safety headphones
	space trooper helmet
	space wine
	Spacegate access badge
	Spacegate diplomat's insignia
	Spacegate emergency disintegrator
	Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit
	Spacegate military insignia
	Spacegate Research
	Spacegate scientist's insignia
	spade necklace
	spagecialetti
	spaghetti breakfast
	spaghetti con calaveras
	spaghetti cult mask
	spaghetti cult rosary
	spaghetti with ghost balls
	Spaghetti with Moonballs
	spaghetti with rock-balls
	spaghetti with Skullheads
	spaghetti-box banjo
	Spam Witch sammich
	spandex anniversary shorts
	spangly mariachi pants
	spangly mariachi vest
	spangly sombrero
	spangly unitard
	spant backplate
	spant chitin
	spant egg casing
	Spant eggs
	spant shield
	spant shoulderpads
	spant spear
	spant tendon
	spants
	spare battery
	spare chocolate parts
	spare neck bolts
	spark plug earring
	sparking El Vibrato drone
	sparking robo-battery
	sparkler
	sparkling orb
	Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne
	spearfish fishing spear
	Spechunky bar
	special clip: boneburners
	special clip: graveburpers
	special clip: splatterers
	special clip: squelchers
	special clip: tracers
	special clip: wailers
	special edition Batfellow comic
	special sauce glove
	Special Seasoning
	Special™ Sauce
	specialty ammo bandolier
	spectral axe
	spectral jelly
	spectral pickle
	spectre scepter
	speed limit shield
	Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise
	Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot
	Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb
	Spelunker of Fortune
	Spelunker of Fortune (used)
	Spelunker's fedora
	Spelunker's Guild prize sack
	Spelunker's khakis
	Spelunker's whip
	SPF 451 lip balm
	sphygmomanometer
	spice melange
	spiced rum
	spices
	spicy bean burrito
	spicy enchanted bean burrito
	spicy jerky stick
	spicy jumping bean burrito
	spicy mushroom quesadilla
	spicy noodles
	spider leg
	spider web
	spidercow eye-cluster
	spiked femur
	spiky turtle helmet
	spiky turtle shield
	spiky turtle shoulderpads
	spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip
	SpinMaster™ lathe
	spinning wheel
	spirit bed
	spirit bell
	spirit blanket
	spirit gum
	spirit mattress
	spirit pillow
	Spirit Precipice
	spirit sheet
	spiritual candy cane
	spiritual eggnog
	spiritual fruitcake
	spiritual gingerbread
	splendid martini
	sponge cake
	sponge helmet
	spongy shield
	spooky alphabet block
	spooky and sour sauce
	spooky bark
	spooky bicycle chain
	spooky bindle
	spooky cluster
	spooky clusterbomb
	spooky cosmetics bag
	spooky eggnog
	spooky eyeliner
	spooky felt
	spooky gravy fairy warlock hat
	spooky hi mein
	spooky hockey mask
	spooky jelly
	spooky lasso
	spooky length of string
	spooky lipstick
	spooky lo mein
	spooky mushroom
	spooky mushroom wine
	spooky music box mechanism
	spooky nuggets
	spooky pirate skeleton
	spooky powder
	Spooky Putty ball
	Spooky Putty leotard
	Spooky Putty mitre
	Spooky Putty monster
	Spooky Putty sheet
	Spooky Putty snake
	spooky rattling cigar box
	spooky sap
	spooky scarecrow
	spooky shroomkabob
	spooky shrunken head
	spooky sound effects record
	spooky staff
	spooky stick
	spooky stir-fry
	spooky stuffing
	Spooky Surprise Egg
	spooky toy wheel
	Spooky VHS Tape
	spooky wad
	spooky wooden block
	Spooky-Gro fertilizer
	Spookyraven signet
	spoon!
	spoonful of Linguine-Os
	spork
	spray chrome
	spray paint
	spring
	Spring Break Beach "swimsuit"
	Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon
	Spring Bros. ID badge
	Spring Bros. solenoid
	spring shoes
	sprinkle-begging cup
	sprinkles
	sprocket
	sprocket assembly
	spruce juice
	squamous polyp
	square CRIMBCOOKIE
	square sponge pants
	squashed frog
	Squat-Thrust Magazine
	squeaky staff
	squeaky toy rose
	Squib
	squirming egg sac
	squirming Slime larva
	squirmy violent party snack
	St. Pete's sneaky smoothie
	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket
	St. Sneaky Pete's Whey
	Stabonic scroll
	Staff of Blood and Pudding
	Staff of Frozen Lard
	Staff of Holiday Sensations
	Staff of Kitchen Royalty
	Staff of Queso Escusado
	Staff of Simmering Hatred
	Staff of the Black Kettle
	Staff of the Cozy Fish
	Staff of the Deepest Freeze
	Staff of the Electric Range
	Staff of the Grand Flambé
	Staff of the Grease Trap
	Staff of the Greasefire
	Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals
	Staff of the Kitchen Floor
	Staff of the Midnight Snack
	Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern
	Staff of the Peppermint Twist
	Staff of the Roaring Hearth
	Staff of the Scummy Sink
	Staff of the Short Order Cook
	Staff of the Soupbone
	Staff of the Teapot Tempest
	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer
	Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron
	Staff of the Woodfire
	stained glass serape
	stained glass shards
	stained glass shield
	stained glass shiv
	stained glass spectacles
	stained glass stetson
	stained glass suspenders
	stained hard candy
	stained mattress
	stainless steel scarf
	stainless steel shillelagh
	stainless steel skullcap
	stainless steel slacks
	stainless steel solitaire
	stainless steel suspenders
	stale baguette
	stale cheer wine
	stale Cheer-E-Os
	stalk of asparagus
	standard-issue cupcake
	standards and practices guide
	staph of homophones
	stapler bear
	star
	star boomerang
	star buckler
	star chart
	star crossbow
	star hat
	star key lime
	star key lime pie
	star pants
	star pop
	star shirt
	star spatula
	Star Spawn
	star staff
	star starfish
	star stiletto
	star sword
	star throwing star
	starchy crossbow
	starchy staff
	starchy sword
	status cymbal
	Steal This Candy
	stealth bomber
	Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)
	Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)
	Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)
	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)
	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)
	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)
	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)
	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)
	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)
	Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)
	Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)
	Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)
	Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)
	Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)
	Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)
	Steamboat
	steamed oyster
	steaming evil
	steampunk potion
	steamy ruby
	steel drivin' hammer
	steel knuckles
	steel sword
	steely marble
	Stembridge sidearm
	Stemonitis Staticus mushroom
	stench and sour sauce
	stench cluster
	stench clusterbomb
	stench jelly
	stench nuggets
	stench powder
	stench wad
	Stephen's lab coat
	Stephen's secret formula
	stepmom's booze
	sterno-flavored Hob-O
	stick
	stick of "gum"
	stick of dynamite
	stick of firewood
	Stick-Knife of Loathing
	stick-on eyebrow piercing
	stick-on gnome beard
	stick-on mini solar panels
	stick-on-a-string
	sticky gloves
	sticky hand whip
	sticky lava globs
	sticky meat kilt
	sticky meat pants
	sticky meat skirt
	sticky sword blade
	still grill
	still-beating spleen
	stink-penny
	stinkin' bindle
	stinking agaricus
	stinkwater
	stinky cheese ball
	stinky cheese diaper
	stinky cheese eye
	stinky cheese sword
	stinky cheese wheel
	stinky fannypack
	stinky hi mein
	stinky mushroom
	stinky mushroom wine
	stolen accordion
	stolen meatpouch
	stolen necklace
	stolen office supplies
	stolen sushi
	stomach turnover
	stomp box
	stone banjo
	stone baseball cap
	stone frisbee
	Stone Golem pebbles
	stone of eXtreme power
	stone turtle
	stone wool
	Stooper
	stop shield
	strange cube
	strange helix fossil
	strange paste
	strange shiny disc
	strange stalagmite
	straw hat
	straw pole
	strawberry
	strawberry daiquiri
	strawberry pie
	strawberry popsicle
	strawberry supersucker
	strawberry wine
	strawberry-flavored Hob-O
	strawberyl
	strawberyl necklace
	stray chihuahua
	Straypler
	streetfighting champion's belt
	stress ball
	Strikes Again Bigmouth
	string of blue beads
	string of Crimbo lights
	string of dingle balls
	string of green beads
	string of moist beads
	string of red beads
	stringy sinew
	Strix stix
	Strong, Silent Type
	strongness elixir
	studded leather boxer shorts
	studded sealhide shield
	stuffed "L"
	stuffed alien blob
	stuffed angry cow
	stuffed astral badger
	stuffed baby gravy fairy
	stuffed bandersnatch
	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth
	stuffed can of asparagus
	stuffed carpenter
	stuffed caterpillar
	stuffed Cheshire bitten
	stuffed club
	stuffed cocoabo
	stuffed crazy bastard sword
	stuffed dinosaur
	stuffed dodecapede
	stuffed dodo
	stuffed doppelshifter
	stuffed flaming gravy fairy
	stuffed frozen gravy fairy
	stuffed ghuol whelp
	stuffed gray blob
	stuffed hand turkey
	stuffed Hodgman
	stuffed key
	stuffed kraken
	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech
	stuffed martini
	stuffed Meat
	stuffed mind flayer
	stuffed mink
	stuffed Mob Penguin
	stuffed monocle
	stuffed ninja snowman
	stuffed pocketwatch
	stuffed porpoise
	stuffed red and green pepper (stale)
	stuffed sabre-toothed lime
	stuffed scary death orb
	stuffed shoulder parrot
	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy
	stuffed snowy owl
	stuffed spooky gravy fairy
	stuffed spooky mushroom
	stuffed stab bat
	stuffed stinky gravy fairy
	stuffed teddy butler
	stuffed tin of caviar
	stuffed treasure chest
	stuffed undead elbow macaroni
	stuffed walrus
	stuffed yam stinkbomb
	stuffed yeti
	stuffed yo-yo
	stuffed zmobie
	stuffed-shirt scarecrow
	stuffing
	stuffing fluffer
	stunt nuts
	sturdy cane
	sturdy Crimbo crate
	sturdy sword hilt
	stylish swimsuit
	styrofoam crossbow
	styrofoam ore
	styrofoam staff
	styrofoam sword
	sub-molecular interocitor
	subscription cocoa dispenser
	succulent marrow
	sucker bucket
	sucker hakama
	sucker kabuto
	sucker scaffold
	sucker tachi
	sucky decal
	suede shortsword
	Suffering Sinner
	sugar banana
	sugar bunny
	sugar chapeau
	sugar cherry
	Sugar Cog
	sugar fairy
	sugar lime
	sugar raygun
	sugar shank
	sugar shard
	sugar sheet
	sugar shield
	sugar shillelagh
	sugar shirt
	sugar shorts
	sugar shotgun
	sugar sphere
	sugar-coated pine cone
	sugarplum ration
	suggestive strozzapreti
	Summer Nights
	sun-dried tofu
	sundae ration
	sunken chest
	suntan lotion of moxiousness
	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword
	super good fruit
	super ka-bob
	Super Magic Power Sword X
	super salad
	Super Weight-Gain 9000
	super-absorbent tarp
	super-heated leaf
	super-size brogurt
	super-spiky hair gel
	super-strong air freshener
	super-sweet boom box
	super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)
	superamplified boom box
	Superdrifter holo-record
	superduperball
	superduperheated metal
	superheated fudge
	superheated metal
	Superhero Reboots
	Supernova Champagne
	support cummerbund
	supportive bra
	Suppurating Sinner
	surgical apron
	surgical mask
	surgical tape
	surprisingly capacious handbag
	sushi doily
	sushi-rolling mat
	suspicious package
	suspicious stocking
	suspicious-looking fedora
	Swabbie™ swab
	swamp haunch
	swamp lolly
	swashbuckling pants
	sweat socks
	sweat-ade
	sweatband
	sweaty balsam
	Swedish coffee
	Swedish massage fish
	sweet mochi ball
	sweet ninja sword
	sweet nutcracker
	sweet party mix
	sweet potato o' mine
	sweet potato punch
	sweet rims
	sweet roll Alabama
	Sweet Sword
	sweet tooth
	sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar
	sweetened reindeer fat
	swirling mushroom wine
	swirly potion
	Swizzler
	sword behind inappropriate prepositions
	sword hilt
	Sword of Dark Omens
	Sword of Procedural Generation
	sword of static
	Sword of the Brouhaha Prince
	swordzall
	syncopated turtle
	synthetic dog hair pill
	synthetic marrow
	synthetic rock
	synthetic stuffing
	TÎ¤◊lisman of Baiø‡
	T.U.R.D.S. Key
	t8r tots
	Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco
	Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce!
	Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco
	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro
	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita
	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier
	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco
	taco shell
	tail o' nine cats
	tailbone shield
	tainted icing
	tainted milk
	tainted seal's blood
	Take Eleven Bar
	Tales from the Fireside
	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker
	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)
	Tales of Dread
	Tales of Spelunking
	Tales of the Word Realms
	Tales of Western Braggadoccio
	Talisman of Baio
	Talisman of Bakula
	talisman of Seshat
	talkative skull
	talking spade
	Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin
	tamarind-flavored chewing gum
	tambourine
	tambourine bells
	tangarita
	tangarita with a fly in it
	tangerine
	tangle of copper wire
	tangle of rat tails
	tangled mass of creepy pasta
	tankard of ale
	tap shoes
	Tapioc berry
	tapped black lotus
	targeting chip
	tarnished bottlecap
	tarnished luggage key
	tarnished metal ring
	tarnished metal rod
	tarnished tastevin
	tarrrnish charrrm
	tarrrnished charrrm bracelet
	tasket
	tassel
	tasteful black bow tie
	Tasty Fun Good rice candy
	tasty louse
	tasty tart
	tattered paper crown
	tattered scrap of paper
	tawdry amethyst
	tea for one
	Tea, Earl Grey, Hot
	teacher's pen
	Tears of the Quiet Healer
	teddy bear
	teddy bear sewing kit
	teddy borg
	teddy borg sewing kit
	teeny-tiny magic scroll
	teeny-tiny ninja stars
	teflon ore
	teflon shield
	teflon spatula
	teflon swim fins
	Telltale™ rubber heart
	temperance whiskey
	temporary teardrop tattoo
	temporary tribal tattoo
	temporary X tattoos
	temporary yak tattoo
	Temps Tempranillo
	tempura air
	tempura avocado
	tempura broccoli
	tempura carrot
	tempura cauliflower
	tempura cucumber
	tempura green and red bean
	tempura radish
	ten-leaf clover
	tenderizing hammer
	tennis ball
	teqiwila
	teqiwila slammer
	tequila grenade
	tequila sunrise
	tequila sunset
	tequila with training wheels
	Tequiz Navidad
	terra cotta tambourine
	terra cotta tidbits
	terra cotta tie tack
	terra cotta tongs
	terra cotta train
	terra cotta trousers
	terra cotta truss
	terra panna cotta
	terrible poem
	Tesla's Electroplated Beans
	Texas tea
	thanksgiving bomb
	thanksgiving turkey
	That 70s Cologne
	that gum you like
	the Archwizard's briefs
	The Art of Slapfighting
	The Art of Slapfighting (used)
	The Author's ink
	The Author's inkwell
	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones
	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder
	The Beast Within™ candle
	The Big Book of Communism
	The Big Book of Communism (used)
	The Big Book of Every Skill
	The Big Book of Pirate Insults
	The Bomb
	The Chill of the Wild
	The Cocktail Shaker
	The Confiscator's Grimoire
	The Cooler Out of Space
	The Crown of Ed the Undying
	the Crymbich Manuscript
	the Crymbich Manuscript (used)
	The Emperor's dry cleaning
	The Emperor's new cookie
	The Emperor's new hat
	The Emperor's new pants
	The Emperor's new shirt
	The Encyclopedia of Fruit
	The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)
	The Eye of the Thing in the Basement
	the finger
	The Fingernail of the Thing in the Basement
	The Firegate Tapes
	The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide
	the funk
	The Ghoul King's ghoulottes
	The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook
	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card
	The Groose in the Hoose
	The Imploded World
	The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object
	The Jokester's gun
	The Jokester's pants
	The Jokester's wig
	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1
	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)
	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2
	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)
	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3
	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)
	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4
	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)
	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5
	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)
	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6
	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)
	The Joy of Wassailing
	The Joy of Wassailing (used)
	the kindest cold cut
	The Kloop in the Coop
	The Landscaper's leafblower
	The Legendary Beat
	the Ley Incursion's waist
	The Lost Comb
	The Lost Glasses
	The Lost Pill Bottle
	The Lot's engagement ring
	The Mad Liquor
	The Mariachi's guitar case
	the most dangerous bait
	The Necbromancer's Hat
	The Necbromancer's Shorts
	The Necbromancer's Stein
	The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff
	The Necbronomicon
	The Necbronomicon (used)
	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1
	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)
	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2
	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)
	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3
	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)
	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4
	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)
	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5
	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)
	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6
	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)
	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells
	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)
	The Nuge's favorite crossbow
	The One Mood Ring
	The Pigs holo-record
	The Plumber's mushroom stew
	The Ring
	The Sagittarian's leisure pants
	The Six-Pack of Pain
	The Smith's Tome
	The Snake trading card
	The Snitch's Manifesto
	The Spirit of Crimbo
	The Spirit of Giving
	The Spirit of Giving (used)
	The Superconductor's CPU
	The Sword in the Steak
	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants
	The Western Look
	theoretical string
	thermos full of Knob coffee
	thermos of brew
	They liver
	They liver popsicle
	They'll Love You In Rhinestones
	thick walrus blubber
	thicksilver ring
	thicksilver spurs
	thin black candle
	thin gold wire
	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy
	Thinknerd T-Shirt
	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag
	Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts
	Third Base
	third ear
	Third Eye
	third-hand lantern
	third-hand nunchaku
	This Charming Flan
	thistle wine
	Thor's Pliers
	Thorny Toad trading card
	thought balloon
	Three Mile Island shorts
	three-legged pants
	three-tiered wedding cake
	thriftshop coupon
	Thriller Ice
	throbbing organ pie
	throbbing rage gland
	throwing bone
	throwing candy
	throwing fork
	throwing knife
	throwing spoon
	throwing wrench
	Thunkula's drinking cap
	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette
	Thwaitgold ant statuette
	Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette
	Thwaitgold bee statuette
	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette
	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette
	Thwaitgold bug statuette
	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette
	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette
	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette
	Thwaitgold chigger statuette
	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette
	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette
	Thwaitgold fairyfly statue
	Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette
	Thwaitgold firefly statuette
	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette
	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette
	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette
	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette
	Thwaitgold listening bug statuette
	Thwaitgold maggot statuette
	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette
	Thwaitgold metabug statuette
	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette
	Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette
	Thwaitgold moth statuette
	Thwaitgold nit statuette
	Thwaitgold nymph statuette
	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette
	Thwaitgold protozoa statuette
	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette
	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette
	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette
	Thwaitgold slug statuette
	Thwaitgold spider statuette
	Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette
	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette
	Thwaitgold termite statuette
	Thwaitgold time fly statuette
	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette
	Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette
	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette
	thyme jelly donut
	TI-9000 calculator
	Tickle-Me Emilio
	ticksilver ring
	ticksilver spurs
	tie-dyed fannypack
	tied-up flaming leaflet
	tied-up flaming monstera
	tied-up leaviathan
	Tiger-lily's milk
	tightly-wound spine
	tighty whiteys
	Tiki lighter
	Time Bandit Badge of Courage
	Time Bandit Time Towel
	Time Cape
	Time Cloak
	time halo
	time helmet
	Time Juice
	Time Lord Badge of Honor
	Time Lord Participation Mug
	time residue
	time shuriken
	time sleigh
	time sword
	time trousers
	time's arrow
	Time-Spinner
	time-twitching toolbelt
	tin cup
	tin cup of mulligan stew
	tin drum
	tin foil
	tin magnolia
	tin of submardines
	tin roof (rusted)
	tin snips
	tin star
	tin tam
	tin thermos of chai
	tinsel fin
	tinsel orb
	tiny baby scorpion
	tiny ballet slippers
	tiny balloon knife
	tiny barrel
	tiny bindle
	tiny black hole
	tiny bomb
	tiny bottle of absinthe
	tiny bowler
	tiny bust of Pallas
	tiny canopic jar
	tiny cell phone
	tiny consolation ribbon
	tiny costume wardrobe
	tiny dancer
	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg
	tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer
	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning
	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory
	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree
	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer
	tiny die-cast Don Crimbo
	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer
	tiny die-cast factory worker elf
	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo
	tiny die-cast Father Crimborg
	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf
	tiny die-cast golden ring
	tiny die-cast goose a-laying
	tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer
	tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer
	tiny die-cast killing bird
	tiny die-cast middle-management elf
	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf
	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg
	tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg
	tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer
	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer
	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf
	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming
	tiny die-cast Swiss hen
	tiny die-cast turtle mech
	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo
	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign
	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer
	tiny do-rag
	tiny domino mask
	tiny fly glasses
	tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker
	tiny glowing red nose
	tiny goth giant
	tiny handful of mixed nuts
	tiny house
	tiny knife and fork
	tiny makeup kit
	tiny maracas
	tiny Mountie hat
	tiny ninja sword
	tiny nose-bone fetish
	tiny plastic 11 Dealer
	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf
	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman
	tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo
	tiny plastic Abuela's cottage
	tiny plastic accordion thief
	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart
	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear
	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll
	tiny plastic angry bugbear
	tiny plastic angry goat
	tiny plastic angry space marine
	tiny plastic angry vikings
	tiny plastic anime smiley
	tiny plastic animelf
	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman
	tiny plastic Armory
	tiny plastic astronomer
	tiny plastic Axe Wound
	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy
	tiny plastic bad vibe
	tiny plastic Bar
	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth
	tiny plastic barrrnacle
	tiny plastic batbugbear
	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type
	tiny plastic beanbat
	tiny plastic bee swarm
	tiny plastic beebee gunners
	tiny plastic Beebee King
	tiny plastic beebee queue
	tiny plastic Beelzebozo
	tiny plastic Best Game Ever
	tiny plastic Big Candy
	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar
	tiny plastic Black Knight
	tiny plastic black ops bugbear
	tiny plastic blazing bat
	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball
	tiny plastic blooper
	tiny plastic Bonerdagon
	tiny plastic Boris
	tiny plastic Boss Bat
	tiny plastic brainsweeper
	tiny plastic briefcase bat
	tiny plastic bugaboo
	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain
	tiny plastic buzzerker
	tiny plastic caboose
	tiny plastic Café Elf
	tiny plastic Cafe
	tiny plastic Captain Kerkard
	tiny plastic cavebugbear
	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter
	tiny plastic Cheer Core
	tiny plastic chem lab
	tiny plastic Cheshire bat
	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™
	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite
	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel
	tiny plastic coal car
	tiny plastic cocoabo
	tiny plastic coffee pixie
	tiny plastic colollilossus
	tiny plastic conservationist hippy
	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ
	tiny plastic Crimbo caroler
	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino
	tiny plastic Crimbo cheer
	tiny plastic Crimbo elf
	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer
	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath
	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva
	tiny plastic Crimbomega
	tiny plastic Crimbomination
	tiny plastic Crimborgatron
	tiny plastic Crimbot
	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram
	tiny plastic cubist bull
	tiny plastic demoninja
	tiny plastic dining car
	tiny plastic disco bandit
	tiny plastic Dolph Bossin
	tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"
	tiny plastic Don Crimbo
	tiny plastic Dr. Awkward
	tiny plastic drunk goat
	tiny plastic Duke Starkiller
	tiny plastic Ed the Undying
	tiny plastic exo-suited miner
	tiny plastic Factory
	tiny plastic fat stack of cash
	tiny plastic Father McGruber
	tiny plastic fax machine
	tiny plastic Felonia
	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus
	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker
	tiny plastic fire servant
	tiny plastic fluffy bunny
	tiny plastic food lab
	tiny plastic four-shadowed mime
	tiny plastic fruit golem
	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard
	tiny plastic fuzzy dice
	tiny plastic G Imp
	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej
	tiny plastic Gary Claybender
	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick
	tiny plastic ghuol whelp
	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers
	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire
	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser
	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester
	tiny plastic golden gundam
	tiny plastic GORM-8
	tiny plastic goth giant
	tiny plastic grue
	tiny plastic handsome mariachi
	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist
	tiny plastic Hellion
	tiny plastic hermit
	tiny plastic hobo elf
	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey
	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear
	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty
	tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker
	tiny plastic Jarlsberg
	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.
	tiny plastic killer bee
	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter
	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl
	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King
	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist
	tiny plastic Knott Yeti
	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras
	tiny plastic Krampus
	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box
	tiny plastic leprechaun
	tiny plastic levitating potato
	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman
	tiny plastic locomotive
	tiny plastic Lord Flameface
	tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven
	tiny plastic MechaElf
	tiny plastic Mer-kin baker
	tiny plastic mime executive
	tiny plastic mime functionary
	tiny plastic mime scientist
	tiny plastic mime soldier
	tiny plastic Mirth
	tiny plastic Mob Penguin
	tiny plastic moneybee
	tiny plastic mosquito
	tiny plastic Mr. Mination
	tiny plastic multi-level marketer
	tiny plastic mumblebee
	tiny plastic mutant elf
	tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress
	tiny plastic ninja snowman
	tiny plastic nog lab
	tiny plastic Norville Rogers
	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy
	tiny plastic orphan
	tiny plastic passenger car
	tiny plastic pastamancer
	tiny plastic peacannon
	tiny plastic Penny
	tiny plastic primary lab
	tiny plastic Professor What
	tiny plastic Protagonist
	tiny plastic protector spectre
	tiny plastic Queen Bee
	tiny plastic reindeer
	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman
	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red
	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime
	tiny plastic sauceror
	tiny plastic scary clown
	tiny plastic Scott the Miner
	tiny plastic Scream Queen
	tiny plastic sea elf
	tiny plastic seal clubber
	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit
	tiny plastic senile lihc
	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer
	tiny plastic smarmy pirate
	tiny plastic Sneaky Pete
	tiny plastic Spam Witch
	tiny plastic spiderbugbear
	tiny plastic spiny skelelton
	tiny plastic spoiler
	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton
	tiny plastic spooky vampire
	tiny plastic Spunky Princess
	tiny plastic stab bat
	tiny plastic star starfish
	tiny plastic stocking mimic
	tiny plastic strand of DNA
	tiny plastic Susie
	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker
	tiny plastic sword
	tiny plastic taco cat
	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf
	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf
	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski
	tiny plastic the Free Man
	tiny plastic The Man
	tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare
	tiny plastic topiary golem
	tiny plastic Toybot
	tiny plastic trollipop
	tiny plastic Trouser Snake
	tiny plastic turtle tamer
	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo
	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku
	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni
	tiny plastic warbear
	tiny plastic warbear fortress
	tiny plastic warwelf
	tiny plastic whitesnake
	tiny plastic wild beaver
	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer
	tiny plastic XXX pr0n
	tiny plastic Your Brain
	tiny plastic yuleviathan
	tiny plastic zmobie
	tiny prop sword
	tiny shaker of salt
	tiny slimy cyst
	tiny sombrero
	tiny stillsuit
	tiny top hat and cane
	tip jar
	tires
	tisket
	titanium assault umbrella
	To Build an Igloo
	toast
	toast with cold jelly
	toast with hot jelly
	toast with jam
	toast with sleaze jelly
	toast with spooky jelly
	toast with stench jelly
	toasted brie
	tobiko marble soda
	tobiko pocky
	tobiko-infused sake
	toe jam
	toe jam toast
	tofu casserole
	tofu stir-fry
	tofu taco
	tofu wonton
	tofurkey gravy
	tofurkey leg
	tofurkey nugget
	toggle switch (Bartend)
	toggle switch (Bounce)
	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste
	tomato
	tomato daiquiri
	tomato juice of powerful power
	tomato soup poster
	tomb ratchet
	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie
	Tome of Clip Art
	Tome of Rad Libs
	Tome of Snowcone Summoning
	Tome of Sugar Shummoning
	tommy gun
	tongue depressor
	tonguebone
	tonic djinn
	tonic o' Banderas
	tonic water
	too legit potion
	Toot Oriole care package
	tooth
	tooth cap
	toothbrush
	toothsome rock
	toothy trousers
	top
	topeé
	topiary necktie
	topiary noseplugs
	topiary nugglet
	topiary skunk
	topiary tights
	torn hellseal sinew
	torquoise
	torquoise ring
	tortoboggan
	tortoboggan shield
	tortoise's blessing
	totally sweet mohawk helmet
	tourmalime
	tourmalime tourniquet
	towel
	toxic globule
	toxic mop
	toxo
	toy accordion
	toy crazy train
	toy Crimbot mega face
	toy Crimbot power glove
	toy Crimbot rocket legs
	toy Crimbot super fist
	toy deathbot
	toy hoverpad
	toy jet pack
	toy maglev monorail
	toy mercenary
	toy ray gun
	toy six-seater hovercraft
	toy sixgun
	toy soldier
	toy space helmet
	toy taijijian
	toy train
	toy wheel
	Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans
	traditional Crimbo cookie
	traffic jam
	traffic jam toast
	Trafikoan
	train whistle
	Trainbot autoassembly module
	Trainbot circuitry
	Trainbot harness
	Trainbot linkages
	Trainbot luggage hook
	Trainbot optics
	Trainbot plating
	Trainbot radar monocle
	Trainbot servomotors
	Trainbot slag
	Trainbot tubing
	training scroll: Shattering Punch
	training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique
	training scroll: Snokebomb
	trampled ticket stub
	transdermal smoke patch
	transmission from planet Xi
	transparent nog
	transparent pants
	transporter transponder
	Transylvania Sling
	Trash, a Memoir
	Travels with Jerry
	Travoltan trousers
	Treads of Loathing
	tree skirt
	tree-eating kite
	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie
	Tremella Tarantella mushroom
	trench coat
	trench lighter
	triad summoning scroll
	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE
	trick coin
	triggerfingerbone
	trilobite candy mold
	trilobite fossil
	TRIO cup of beer
	triple barreled barrel gun
	Trivial Avocations board game
	Trivial Avocations Card: What?
	Trivial Avocations Card: When?
	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?
	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?
	troll britches
	Trollhouse cookies
	Tropical Crimbo Hat
	tropical Crimbo pressie
	Tropical Crimbo Shorts
	Tropical Crimbo Sword
	tropical island souvenir crate
	tropical orchid
	tropical paperweight
	tropical swill
	tropical wrapping paper
	trousers of the white knight
	trout fang
	Trout Fishing in Loathing
	troutpiece
	true grit
	Truthsayer
	tryptophan dart
	tube of cranberry Go-Goo
	tube of dread wax
	tube of hair oil
	tube of herbal ointment
	tube of pendulum lube
	tube of villain white
	tube sock
	Tuesday's ruby
	tulip
	tuning fork
	turkey blaster
	turkish mostaccioli
	Turpin
	Turtive
	Turtle Bowl
	turtle mud
	turtle pheromones
	turtle totem
	turtle voicebox
	turtle wax
	turtle wax greaves
	turtle wax helmet
	turtle wax shield
	turtle-shaped rock
	turtlemail bits
	turtlemail breeches
	turtlemail coif
	turtlemail hauberk
	turtling rod
	tuxedo shirt
	Twelve Night Energy
	twice-haunted screwdriver
	twinkly nuggets
	twinkly powder
	twinkly wad
	twist of lime
	twisted piece of wire
	twisted-up wet towel
	twitching claw
	twitching space egg
	Twitching Television Tattoo
	twitching time capsule
	twitching trigger finger
	two meat muck
	two-handed depthsword
	Typical Tavern swill
	Ultimate Mind Destroyer
	ultimate ultimate frisbee
	ultimate wad
	Ultra Mega Sour Ball
	ultra-deluxe cupcake
	ultra-soft ferns
	ultracalcium
	Ultracolor™ shirt
	ultrafondue
	Ultrasoldier Serum
	una poca de gracia
	Unagnimated Gnome
	unappetizing mayolus
	unbearable light
	unbreakable umbrella
	uncanny desk bell
	uncapped blue lava bottle
	uncapped green lava bottle
	uncapped red lava bottle
	Uncle Buck
	Uncle Crimbo's hat
	Uncle Crimbo's Rations
	Uncle Crimbo's Sack
	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide
	Uncle Hobo's belt
	Uncle Hobo's epic beard
	Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves
	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants
	Uncle Hobo's highest bough
	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap
	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix
	Uncle Romulus
	Uncle Romulus (used)
	Unconscious Collective Dream Jar
	uncooked chorizo
	undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella
	underwater slingshot
	Underworld acorn
	Underworld flail
	Underworld sapling
	Underworld truncheon
	Underworld trunk
	undissolvable contact lenses
	undrilled cosmic bowling ball
	unearthed potsherd
	unearthed volcanic meteoroid
	unearthly onyx
	unemployed hunchbacked minion
	unfinished fruitcake
	unfinished ice sculpture
	unfinished pleasure
	unflavored wine cooler
	unfortunate dumplings
	Unfortunato's foolscap
	Ungulant
	unholy water
	uniclops egg
	unidentifiable dried fruit
	unidentified drink
	unidentified jerky
	uninteresting mayolus
	union scalemail pants
	Unionize The Elves sign
	universal biscuit
	Universal Seasoning
	Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate
	Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg
	Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword
	Unkillable Skeleton's shield
	Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards
	Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap
	unlocked meat locker
	Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car
	Unmotivator: Crashed Orca
	Unmotivator: Success Warrior
	unnamed cocktail
	unnatural gas
	unoccupied sheep suit
	unopened Bird-a-Day calendar
	unopened diabolic pizza cube box
	Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper
	unopened tiny stillsuit
	unpowered Robortender
	unquiet spirits
	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup
	unremarkable duffel bag
	unrequired jacket
	unrolling pin
	unsanitized scalpel
	unsmoothed velvet
	Unspeakable Earring
	unspeakable lozenges
	Unspeakachu
	unstable DNA
	unstable laser battery
	unstable quark
	untamable turtle
	unused soap
	unused walkie-talkie
	unusual disco ball
	unusual oil
	unwound clockwork grapefruit
	unwound cymbal-playing monkey
	unwound mechanical songbird
	unwrapped knock-off retro superhero cape
	Uovo Marcio Shiraz
	upsy daisy
	Ur-Donut
	Uranium Omega of Temperance
	urchin roe
	urinal cake
	used beer
	useless powder
	UV monocular
	V for Vivala mask
	Valentine
	Valentine's Day cake
	valuable coin
	valuable trinket
	vampagne
	vampire chowder
	vampire collar
	vampire duck-on-a-string
	vampire glitter
	vampire pearl
	vampire pearl earring
	vampire pearl necklace
	vampire pearl ring
	vampire pellet
	Vamprey
	vampyric cloake
	vampyric cloake pattern
	Van der Graaf helmet
	van key
	vanilla-frosted king cake
	Vaporpoise
	Vaso De Agua trading card
	Vegetable of Jarlsberg
	veiny spore pod
	velcro boots
	velcro broadsword
	velcro ore
	velcro paddle ball
	velcro shield
	Velougats™
	velour valise
	velour vambraces
	velour vaqueros
	velour veil
	velour veneer
	velour viscometer
	velour voulge
	velvet choker
	Velvet Veil
	vengeful spirit
	Venus flytrap
	vertebra of the Bonerdagon
	very fancy whiskey
	very hot lunch
	very large caltrop
	very overdue library book
	very small red dress
	vesper
	Vial of jus de larmes
	vial of baconstone juice
	vial of blood simple syrup
	vial of Gnomochloric acid
	vial of hamethyst juice
	vial of holy water
	vial of hot blood
	vial of humanoid growth hormone
	vial of patchouli oil
	vial of porquoise juice
	vial of swamp vapors
	vial of The Glistening
	vibrating cyborg knife
	vibrating mushroom
	Vicar's Tutu
	vicious spiked collar
	Victor's Spoils
	viking helmet
	villainous scythe
	vinegar
	vinegar-soaked lemon slice
	vintage smart drink
	vinyl boots
	vinyl ore
	vinyl shield
	violent pastilles
	viral DNA
	viral video
	virgin jello shot
	viscous lava globs
	vitachoconutriment capsule
	vitamin G pill
	Vivian's Vitamin
	vodka and cranberry
	vodka and tonic
	vodka barracuda
	vodka gibson
	vodka martini
	Vodka Matryoshka
	vodka stinger
	vodka stratocaster
	void burger
	void lager
	void shard
	void stone
	Volartta's bellbottoms
	volcanic ash
	Volcoino
	volleyball
	Voluminous Radio Hat
	Voluminous Radio Pants
	Voluminous Radio Sneakers
	voodoo doll
	voodoo glowskull
	voodoo snuff
	vorpal blade
	voter registration form
	votive candle
	votive of confidence
	Vulgure
	VYKEA blood rune
	VYKEA bracket
	VYKEA dowel
	VYKEA frenzy rune
	VYKEA hex key
	VYKEA instructions
	VYKEA lightning rune
	VYKEA mead
	VYKEA meatballs
	VYKEA plank
	VYKEA rail
	VYKEA woadpaint
	WA
	wad of cotton
	wad of dough
	wad of slimy rags
	wad of spider silk
	wad of tofu
	waders
	waffle
	Waifuton
	Wal-Mart "diamond" ring
	Wal-Mart gift certificate
	Wal-Mart nametag
	Wal-Mart overalls
	Wal-Mart snowglobe
	Wal-Mart tattoo kit
	walkie-talkie
	walrus ice cream
	walrus-tusk earring
	wand of fudge control
	Wand of Oscus
	wand of pigification
	wang
	war tongs
	warbear accoutrements chunk
	warbear auto-anvil
	warbear badge
	warbear battery
	warbear battle greaves
	warbear bearserker greaves
	warbear bearserker mead
	warbear bearserker potion
	warbear beeping telegram
	warbear black box
	warbear blizzard mead
	warbear breakfast machine
	warbear breakfast machine assembler
	warbear ceremonial party pants
	warbear chemistry lab
	warbear dress bracers
	warbear dress greaves
	warbear dress helmet
	warbear drone assembler
	warbear drone codes
	warbear electric long johns
	warbear electric warscarf
	warbear electro-spiked helm
	warbear empathy chip
	warbear empathy chip (used)
	warbear energy bracers
	warbear exhaust manifold
	warbear exo-arm
	warbear fancy fedora
	warbear feasting bread
	warbear feasting mead
	warbear feathered fedora
	warbear fleece-lined long johns
	warbear fleece-lined warscarf
	warbear foil hat
	warbear goggles
	warbear gyro
	warbear gyrocopter
	warbear heated ushanka
	warbear helm fragment
	warbear high festival pants
	warbear high-efficiency still
	warbear hoverbelt
	warbear hoverbelt piecepart
	warbear induction oven
	warbear jackhammer drill press
	warbear laser beacon
	warbear laser bowtie
	warbear lined ushanka
	warbear liquid lasers
	warbear liquid overcoat
	warbear long johns
	warbear LP-ROM burner
	warbear metalworking primer
	warbear metalworking primer (used)
	warbear nuclear bowtie
	warbear officer greaves
	warbear officer requisition box
	warbear oil pan
	warbear party pants
	warbear plain fedora
	warbear plain helm
	warbear plain ushanka
	warbear plasma bowtie
	warbear polarized goggles
	warbear procedural hilarity drone
	warbear rejuvenation potion
	warbear requisition box
	warbear robo-camouflage unit
	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system
	warbear snowblindness goggles
	warbear soda machine
	warbear soda machine assembler
	warbear spiked helm
	warbear superpotion
	warbear thermoregulator bread
	warbear trouser fragment
	warbear wardance potion
	warbear warrior bread
	warbear warscarf
	warbear whosit
	wardrobe-o-matic
	warehouse clerk's glasses
	warehouse key
	warehouse walkie-talkie
	warm El Vibrato drone
	warm fur
	warm gravy
	warm mushroom
	Warm Subject gift certificate
	warm war shawarma
	Warms-Your-Tush
	Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife
	wasabi marble soda
	wasabi pocky
	wasabi-infused sake
	washboard shield
	water balloon
	water log
	water pipe bomb
	water purification pills
	water wings
	water wings for babies
	water-polo cap
	water-polo mitt
	watered-down Red Minotaur
	waterlogged bootstraps
	waterlogged cloth
	waterlogged crate
	waterlogged leather
	waterlogged metal
	waterlogged stuffing
	waterlogged wood
	watermelon
	watermelon seed
	wax banana
	wax booze
	wax face
	Wax Flask
	wax hand
	wax hat
	wax lips
	wax pancake
	wax pants
	Way More Tears™ pepper spray
	weasel stomping pants
	weathered barrel
	wedge of gray cheese
	weedy skirt
	weegee sqouija
	weighted paperclip chain
	weird gazelle steak
	Wendtigo
	weremoose spit
	Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence
	Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking
	Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud
	western-style skinning knife
	Wet Russian
	wet stew
	wet tack
	wet venom duct
	whale cerebrospinal fluid
	whalebone corset
	whalecake
	whalegun
	whalesteak
	Whatsian Ionic Pliers
	whatsit-covered turtle shell
	wheel
	Whenchamacallit bar
	whet stone
	whimpering willow bark
	whip kit
	whisker pencil
	whiskey and cola
	whiskey and soda
	whiskey bittersweet
	whiskey in a broken glass
	whiskey sour
	whiskey squeeze
	white arm towel
	white balloon
	white belt
	white blood cells
	white Canadian
	white candy heart
	white candygram
	white chocolate and tomato pizza
	white chocolate chip brownies
	white chocolate chip cookies
	white chocolate chips
	White Chocolate Golem Seeds
	White Citadel burger
	White Citadel fries
	white class ring
	white collar
	white Crimbo ball
	White Dragon Fang
	white Dreadsylvanian
	white earbuds
	white elephant gift
	white hat hacker T-shirt
	White Hyborian
	white lightning
	white mana
	white money bag
	white page
	white picket fence
	white pixel
	white rice
	white satin pants
	white satin shield
	white snake skin
	white snakeskin duster
	white sword
	white tulip
	white whip
	white wine
	white Xanadian
	whole roasted chicken
	whole turkey leg
	wholeberd
	Whoompa Fur Pants
	whoopie cushion
	wicker clicker
	wicker kickers
	wicker knickers
	wicker shield
	wicker slicker
	wicker sticker
	wicker ticker
	wickerbits
	Wickers bar
	wicksilver ring
	wicksilver spurs
	wiffle-flail
	wild honey pie
	willowy bonnet
	willyweed
	wind-up chattering teeth
	wind-up ensign
	wind-up meatcar
	wind-up navigation droid
	wind-up owl
	wind-up spider
	wind-up vampire teeth
	wind-up Whatsian robot
	windchimes
	windicle
	wine spritzer
	wine-soaked bone chips
	wings of fire
	Winifred's whistle
	Wint-O-Fresh mint
	wintergreen-flavored potato chips
	witch hat
	witch wart
	witch's bra
	witch's bread
	witch's brew
	Witchess Set
	witty rapier
	wizard action figure
	woim
	woimbook
	wok lobster
	Woldo trading card
	wolf mask
	wolf whistle
	wolfman mask
	Wolfman Nardz
	wolfskull mask
	wonderwall shield
	wood screw
	wooden axe
	wooden block
	wooden figurine
	wooden salad bowl
	wooden spoon
	wooden stakes
	wool hat
	wool sock
	woolen cravat
	wooly loincloth
	Work is a Four Letter Sword
	worksite credentials
	Workytime Tea
	World's Blackest-Eyed Peas
	world's most unappetizing beverage
	world's smallest violin
	wormwood stick
	wormwood wedding ring
	worn tophat
	worst candy
	worthless gewgaw
	worthless knick-knack
	worthless trinket
	woven baling wire bracelets
	wrapped candy cane sword cane
	wrapping paper
	wreath of laurels
	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie
	Wrecked Generator
	wrench bracelet
	wrestling mask
	wriggling severed nose
	wriggling tentacle
	wriggling worm
	wristwatch of the white knight
	writhing drippy candy bar
	Wrotz
	wrought-iron flakes
	wrought-iron waders
	wrought-iron walker
	wrought-iron whisk
	wrought-iron widget
	wrought-iron wig
	wrought-iron winch crank
	Wullabye
	wumpus hair
	wumpus-hair bolo
	wumpus-hair loincloth
	wumpus-hair net
	wumpus-hair sweater
	wumpus-hair whip
	wumpus-hair wig
	wussiness potion
	X
	X-32-F snowman crate
	X-37 gun
	x-ray mirror
	x-ray specs
	Xi Receiver Unit
	Xiblaxian 5D printer
	Xiblaxian alloy
	Xiblaxian cache locator simcode
	Xiblaxian circuitry
	Xiblaxian crystal
	Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode
	Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner
	Xiblaxian holo-bowtie
	Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode
	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube
	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey
	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl
	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers
	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest
	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito
	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles
	Xiblaxian holo-training simcode
	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter
	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode
	Xiblaxian polymer
	Xiblaxian residence-cube
	Xiblaxian space-whiskey
	Xiblaxian stealth cowl
	Xiblaxian stealth trousers
	Xiblaxian stealth vest
	Xiblaxian ultraburrito
	Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles
	xo-skeleton-in-a-box
	yabba dabba doo rag
	yak anorak
	yak skin
	yak toupee
	yak whip
	Yakisoba's hat
	yakskin buckler
	yakskin kilt
	yakskin pants
	yakskin skirt
	yam
	yam and swiss
	yam battery
	yam burrito
	yam candy
	yam martini
	yam mayo
	yam slider
	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick
	ye olde golde frontes
	Ye Olde Meade
	Ye Olde Medieval Insult
	Ye Olde Navy Fleece
	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher
	Yeast of Boris
	Yeg's Motel alarm clock
	Yeg's Motel ashtray
	Yeg's Motel disposable razor
	Yeg's Motel hand soap
	Yeg's Motel minibar key
	Yeg's Motel mouthwash
	Yeg's Motel pillow mint
	Yeg's Motel sewing kit
	Yeg's Motel stationery
	Yeg's Motel toothbrush
	yellow brick road
	yellow candy heart
	yellow candygram
	yellow drunki-bear
	yellow glowstick
	yellow gummi ingot
	yellow matter custard
	Yellow Moon of Compassion
	yellow paisley oyster egg
	yellow pixel
	yellow pixel potion
	yellow plastic hard hat
	yellow plastic oyster egg
	yellow polka-dot oyster egg
	yellow puck
	yellow puck with a bow on it
	yellow rocket
	yellow seashell
	yellow snowcone
	yellow striped oyster egg
	yellow traffic cone
	yeti fur
	Yeti Protest Sign
	yield shield
	yo
	yo-yo
	yohohoyo
	Yolo™ chocolates
	Yorick
	Young Man's Cargo Load
	Young Man's Crew Sequester
	your own black heart
	yule grog
	yule gruel
	yule hatchet
	yule pup
	yuletide troll chrysalis
	Yuleviathan necklace
	yummy death watch beetle
	Yummy Tummy bean
	Z-Bone steak
	Ze™ goggles
	zen motorcycle
	Zim Merman's guitar
	Zinc Delta of Tranquility
	zmobie
	zombie
	zombie accordion
	zombie dinosaur egg
	zombie hollandaise
	zombie mariachi hat
	zombie mariachi pants
	zombie pineal gland
	Zombo's empty eye
	Zombo's grievous greaves
	Zombo's shield
	Zombo's shoulder blade
	Zombo's skull ring
	Zombo's skullcap
	Zoodriver
	Zu Mannkäse Dienen
	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)
	[glitch season reward name]