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Display Case for FMguru (#1008518)
This player is ranked #724 for Most Unique Items with a total of 1,331 items.

This player is a member of the clan The Protected.

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FMguru (#1008518)
This player has 1,331 unique items and 53,556 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"DRINK ME" potion 428
4:20 bomb 10
5-Alarm Saucepan 27
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) 1
adorable seal larva 3
aerated diving helmet 1
agua de vida 385
All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig 1
ancient calendar 2
ancient Magi-Wipes 549
Ancient Saucehelm 6
ancient stone fist 54
ancient stone head 27
ancient turtle shell 2
ancient turtle shell helmet 2
ancient turtle shell powder 1
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 13
Angelhair Culottes 2
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
anniversary gift box 2
anti-anti-antidote 169
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 1
antique hand mirror 5
antique record album 1
Argarggagarg's fang 4
asbestos apron 1
ASCII shirt 5
astronaut pants 1
Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) 1
Ax of L'rose 1
bacon bath ball 97
baconstone 2
badass belt 103
bag of lard 5
bag of W&Ws 115
ballpark hot daub 1
banana peel 68
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 1
bargain flash powder 4
bark beret 1
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 1
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 2
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 12
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 2
Bash-Ōs boxtop 4
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 4
beaten-up Chucks 1
beer bomb 339
beer bong 8
beer helmet 117
beer-a-pult 1
beer-scented teddy bear 9
beertini 4
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 4
bejeweled cufflinks 19
bejeweled pledge pin 115
Belt of Howling Anger 11
bewitching boots 1
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 1
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 1
BGE pocket calendar 1
BGE shotglass 7
BGE temporary tattoo 1
BGE tiny plastic toy 1
big glob of skin 1
bindlestocking 1
biomechanical crimborg helmet 1
biomechanical crimborg leg armor 1
bit of clingfilm 18
bitter bowtie 1
black & tan 25
black cherry soda 1,290
black eyedrops 3
black forest cake 39
black forest ham 37
black pixel 665
black polka-dot oyster egg 2
black spot 2
black striped oyster egg 1
blackberry 182
blackberry galoshes 1
blackberry moccasins 3
blackberry slippers 1
blammer 2
blank diary 1
blind-packed capsule toy 1
blind-packed die-cast metal toy 168
Bling of the New Wave 1
blob of Alphredo™ 2
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
blue class ring 2
blue pixel 435
blue pixel potion 45
blue plastic oyster egg 4
blue potion 77
blue shell 1
blue striped oyster egg 2
blunt icepick 1
bobcat grenade 3
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
boiling seal blood 11
bone and arrows 1
bone crusher 1
bone spurs 1
boneana hammock 1
bonedanna 1
bonerang 1
Bonerdagon necklace 16
boning knife 1
Boots of Twilight Whispers 20
booze-soaked cherry 9
boozebomb 5
Boozehounds Anonymous token 3
borg sock monkey 1
boring spaghetti 1
Boris's key lime pie 1
borrowed time 6
Boss Bat bling 13
Boss Bat britches 25
bottle of antifreeze 3
bottle of Blank-Out 16
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 63
bottle of Definit 35
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 8
bottle of fire 2
bottle of Goldschnöckered 1
bottle of goofballs 21
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 72
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 145
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 50
bottle of Mystic Shell 7
bottle of Pete's Sake 5
bottle of Pinot Renoir 2
bottle of pirate juice 11
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 2
bottle of ultravitamins 1
bottle of wine 107
bottle opener belt buckle 16
bottlecap turtle 1
bounty-hunting helmet 1
bounty-hunting pants 1
bounty-hunting rifle 1
box of Dweebs 120
box of Familiar Jacks 49
box of hammers 1
box of sunshine 1
box turtle 1
boxed champagne 17
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 5
brainwave-controlled unicorn horn 1
brazen bracelet 1
briefcase 17
Bright Water 12
broken clock 1
broken glass grenade 1
bronze handcuffs 1
bronzed locust 56
bubble-wrap simulator 1
bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban 1
bubblin' crude 280
bubbly potion 206
bucket of anniversary lard 1
bucket of honey 4
bucket of wine 25
bugbear purification pill 1
bullet-proof corduroys 293
bunch of bananas 1
bunch of square grapes 15
bunny liver 28
burrowgrub hive 1
BURT 84
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 6
C.B.F.G. 1
cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 3
calavera concertina 1
can of Binarrrca 17
can of CRIMBCOLA 3
can of Red Minotaur 9
can of spinach 9
can of Swiller 6
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 17
can-you-dig-it? 1
candied bolts 4
candied nuts 6
candied yams 23
candy cane 47
candy kneecapping stick 5
candy knuckles 3
candy stake 12
carbonated soy milk 191
carbonated water lily 129
cardboard box turtle 1
carton of rotten eggs 46
cartoon heart 179
cast 79
cast-iron legacy paddle 1
cement sandals 1
Cerebral Cloche 1
Cerebral Crossbow 1
Cerebral Culottes 1
cheap cigar butt 9
cheap plastic blowgun 1
Chef Boy, R&D's business card 1
chef-in-the-box 1
chintzy accordion pin 1
chintzy disco ball pendant 3
chintzy noodle ring 1
chintzy saucepan earring 1
chintzy seal pendant 1
chintzy turtle brooch 1
chocolate bath ball 79
chocolate filthy lucre 303
chocolate frosted sugar bomb 4
chocolate seal-clubbing club 73
circular CRIMBCOOKIE 2
Clan VIP Lounge key 1
Claw of the Infernal Seal 1
clingfilm cap 1
clingfilm slippers 1
clingfilm trousers 1
Cloak of Dire Shadows 18
clock-cleaning hammer 1
clockwork crossbow 1
clockwork hat 1
clockwork pants 1
clockwork staff 1
clockwork sword 1
clockwork trench coat 1
cloudy potion 189
club necklace 17
coal paperweight 1
cocktail onion 48
coconut shell 620
Codpiece of the Goblin King 13
Colander of Em-er'il 5
cold seal sweat 26
cold-filtered water 13
collection of tiny spooky objects 3
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 10
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 9
colorful plastic ball 1
comfy pillow 15
commemorative war stein 1
communications windchimes 336
control crystal 1
cool cat elixir 36
corned-beef Reuben 18
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 9
Corpse Island iced tea 15
corpse on the beach 12
corpsedriver 12
corpsetini 13
corrupted data 16
cranberries 508
cranberry schnapps 2
crappy brain 32
crayon shavings 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) 10
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) 1
CRIMBCO lanyard 1
CRIMBCO mug 232
CRIMBCO scrip 10
CRIMBCO wine 140
CRIMBCOIDS mints 3
CRIMBCOLOAF 4
Crimbo candied pecan 22
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 25
Crimbo fudge 29
Crimbo peppermint bark 27
Crimbo ukulele 1
Crimbo wreath 1
Crimbomination Contraption 1
Crimbuck 1
crotchety pants 1
crowbar 4
Crown of the Goblin King 73
cruelty-free wine 6
crumbling rat skull 39
crystal skull 23
crystallized memory 1
cube of billiard chalk 2
cup of infinite pencils 1
cupcake-in-a-cup 4
cyber-mattock 8
cyborg doll 1
cyborg stompin' boot 1
Danglin' Chad's loincloth 2
dark potion 221
das boot 1
dead guy's watch 73
death blossom 2
decent brain 41
delicious comfit? 2
delicious noodles 8
delicious spicy noodles 1
depantsing bomb 3
depleted uranium seal figurine 1
designer handbag 5
dethklok 1
diamond necklace 20
didgeridooka 229
digital key lime 1
digital key lime pie 4
disassembled clover 809
Disco 'Fro Pick 7
Disco Banjo 38
disco horoscope (Aquarius) 19
disco horoscope (Aries) 10
disco horoscope (Cancer) 8
disco horoscope (Capricorn) 14
disco horoscope (Gemini) 15
disco horoscope (Leo) 16
disco horoscope (Libra) 15
disco horoscope (Pisces) 5
disco horoscope (Sagittarius) 12
disco horoscope (Scorpio) 12
disco horoscope (Taurus) 7
disco horoscope (Virgo) 8
discocktail 49
distilled fortified wine 9
distressed denim pants 118
Divine 20
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 438
Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm 246
Dogsgotnonoz pills 4
dollar-sign bag 62
donkey flipbook 6
double-ice box 6
double-ice britches 4
double-ice cap 84
dragon snaps 12
drone self-destruct chip 1
drop of water-37 17
Drowsy Sword 101
drum machine 1
dry noodles 1,591
drywall axe 39
duct tape 17
duct tape buckler 1
duct tape dockers 1
duct tape fedora 1
duct tape shirt 1
duct tape sword 1
dueling banjo 1
dueling turtle 1
dull fish scale 1
dungeoneering kit 39
Dyspepsi-Cola 88
easter egg balloon 4
Eau de Guaneau 10
eerily silent box 1
Effermint™ tablets 26
effervescent potion 195
eggnog 60
El Sombrero De Lopez 4
Elder Turtle Shell 5
electronic dulcimer pants 1
elephant stinger 1
Ellsbury's journal (used) 1
Ellsbury's skull 1
Elmley shades 2
elven cellocello 13
elven suicide capsule 17
empty agua de vida bottle 2,128
enchanted fire extinguisher 1
energy drink IV 38
ennui-flavored potato chips 181
Ent cider 23
evil teddy bear 2
expensive cigar 2
exploding hacky-sack 58
extra-strength red potion 52
eye of the Tiger-lily 1
facehugging alien 26
facsimile dictionary 28
fake blood 12
fake plastic grass 61
fancy blue potion 59
fancy but probably evil chocolate 4
fancy chocolate car 7
fancy dress ball 1
fancy opera glasses 15
fat loot token 14
fat wallet 1
FDKOL commendation 13
FDKOL fire hose 1
FDKOL hotcakes 1
ferret bait 362
festive holiday hat 1
festive sausage 122
festive warbear bank 1
fettucini Inconnu 3
Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) 1
fiery wing 3
figurine of a charred seal 20
figurine of a cold seal 36
figurine of a shadowy seal 6
figurine of a sleek seal 15
figurine of a slippery seal 6
figurine of a stinking seal 8
figurine of a wretched-looking seal 6
filthy corduroys 100
filthy knitted dread sack 98
filthy poultice 213
fire axe 1
fire flower 11
fire poi 145
fireball 126
fireman's helmet 1
fistful of ashes 8
fizzy potion 202
flaming sword 57
floaty inverse geode 1
floaty sand 29
flowing hippy skirt 32
foetid seal tear 44
foot-long hot daub 1
forbidden danish 1
forbidden sausage 3
foreign box 3
fossilized limb 12
fossilized necklace 1
fossilized spider skull 2
fossilized spike 2
fossilized spine 2
fossilized wing 1
fountain 'soda' 6
Frat Army FGF 24
frat brats 2
freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini 2
friendly cheez blob 5
Fromage Pinotage 1
frosty halo 9
Frown Exerciser 1
frozen danish 2
fruitcake 35
funky dried mushroom 210
furniture dolly 19
furry green earmuffs 1
furry green turtle 1
furry halo 2
fuzzy busby 22
fuzzy dice 1
fuzzy earmuffs 17
fuzzy montera 11
Gaia beads 152
Galapagosian Cuisses 3
GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine 194
garish pinky ring 13
Garter of the Turtle Poacher 3
gas balloon 213
Gauntlets of the Blood Moon 8
gauze garter 540
gauze shorts 1
Genalen™ Bottle 11
General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket 10
giant designer sunglasses 31
giant discarded bottlecap 35
giant discarded plastic fork 23
giant discarded torn-up glove 29
giant foam finger 9
giant marshmallow 8
giant pinky ring 77
gimlet 2
gin-soaked blotter paper 15
gingerbread bugbear 23
gingerbread horror 11
gingerbread house 1
gingerbread mutant bugbear 5
gingerbread robot 4
glacial clock 3
Glass Balls of the Goblin King 7
glass of baboon milk 64
glass of goat's milk 93
glob of green slime 3
globe of Deep Sauce 1
Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer 1
goblin autoblowgun 6
goblin hunting spear 6
gold crown 47
gold star 139
gold wedding ring 28
golden ring 5
good brain 819
Gordon Bennett 2
gr8ps 209
grandfather watch 1
grapefruit 12
grapes 28
graveyard snowglobe 3
Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob 2
gray bow tie 1
Greaves of the Murk Lord 12
green clay bead 241
green cloth cap 32
Green Clover of Justice 2
green pixel 452
green pixel potion 21
green smoke bomb 46
grinning turtle 1
grue egg 101
guard turtle collar 4
guard turtle shell 22
gun cleaning kit 1
guy made of bee pollen 1
hamburger 127
hamethyst 2
hammerus 1
hand grenegg 3
handful of confetti 103
handful of crafty noodles 1
handful of honey 22
handful of Laughing Willow bark 1
handful of numbers 1
handful of walnuts 10
happiness 18
heart necklace 14
heart of the volcano 10
heavy leather-bound tome 1
hedgeturtle 1
Heimandatz's heart 6
Hell ramen 10
hellion cube 60
Helm of the Scream Emperor 25
henna face paint 34
herbal stuffing 18
hermit permit 36
herringcello 14
Hippy Army MPE 333
hippy medical kit 265
hippy protest button 193
Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) 1
holiday cheese log 122
honey dipper 1
honey mead 1
honey-dipped locust 59
honeybritches 1
honeycap 1
honeypot 1
hot daub 40
hot daub bun 1
hot daub stand 1
huge bowl of candy 1
huge gold coin 122
Hundred Headed IPA 1
Ice-Cold Beer Ring 1
immense cyborg hand 3
incense bath ball 76
incredibly creepy marionette 1
Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) 1
Inndya trading card 1
intriguing puzzle box 1
Iron Beta of Industry 2
iron dagger 23
iron helmet 21
irradiated candy cane 3
irradiated pet snacks 4
ivory cue ball 2
jabañero pepper 7
Jack-in-the-box 17
jar of anniversary jam 1
jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy) 1
Jarlsberg's earring 2
Jarlsberg's key lime 1
Jarlsberg's key lime pie 3
jawbruiser 4
jewelry-making pliers 2
Jocko Homo's head 6
jumbo olive 25
keg shield 10
kick-ass kicks 10
killer rag doll 1
killing feather 29
kiwi 171
kneecapping stick 37
Knob Goblin lunchbox 5
Knob Goblin Uberpants 3
Knob nuts 12
Knob pasty 3
knobby helmet turtle 1
knobby kneepads 1
Krakrox's Loincloth 1
kumquat 40
La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez 2
laser-broiled pear 10
lavender paisley oyster egg 2
lavender striped oyster egg 1
leather bookmark 2
Lederhosen of the Night 2
left parenthesis 6
lemon 756
libation of liveliness 2
licorice garrote 1
lime 605
little paper umbrella 712
little round pebble 3
Lobster qua Grill 1
Lockenstock™ sandals 166
lollipop stick 12
long pork casserole 2
longhaired hippy wig 11
Lord Flameface's cloak 1
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 103
lost key 33
lucky rabbit's foot 9
Lumineux Limnio 2
macaroni duck 3
Mace of the Tortoise 19
mad scientist's sock monkey 1
Mae West 1
magical ice cubes 550
magical mystery juice 480
makeshift skirt 1
makeshift turban 1
mandarina colada 5
mariachi toothpaste 1
marionette collective 1
Mark V Steam-Hat 1
marshmallow flambé 1
marzipan skull 162
massive gemstone 57
Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery 2
mauve paisley oyster egg 1
mauve striped oyster egg 1
McMillicancuddy's Special Lager 8
Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs 41
megatofu 12
melted Jell-o shot 3
memory of a C 53
memory of a CA base pair 1
memory of a CG base pair 1
memory of a CT base pair 2
memory of a G 50
memory of a GT base pair 2
memory of a T 45
memory of an A 35
memory of an AG base pair 1
memory of an AT base pair 1
memory of some delicious amino acids 43
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler 11
milk of magnesium 9
Milk Studs 122
milky potion 204
mime soul fragment 88
miniature boiler 3
Miniborg beeper 1
Miniborg hiveminder 1
Miniborg laser 1
Miniborg stomper 1
Miniborg strangler 1
mirrored aviator shades 1
misfit teddy bear 1
Misty Cape 11
Misty Cloak 8
Misty Robe 16
mixed wildflower greens 7
mojo filter 15
molotov cocktail cocktail 506
molten brick 20
molten medallion 1
Mon Tiki 27
monomolecular yo-yo 1
Monstar energy beverage 2
monstrous monocle 2
Morto Moreto 3
motivational poster 75
Mountain Stream Code Black Alert 18
Mountain Stream soda 174
mummy costume 7
murky potion 250
Muschat 6
musty moccasins 1
mylar scout drone 1
myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball 21
mysterious silver lapel pin 20
nanite-infested candy cane 5
nanite-infested eggnog 3
nanite-infested fruitcake 5
nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear 5
Nardz energy beverage 7
natty blue ascot 1
natural fennel soda 175
Necrotelicomnicon 10
Neuromancer 15
neurostim pill 33
Newbiesport™ tent 1
Newman's Own Trousers 2
Nickel Gamma of Frugality 56
nut-shaped Crimbo cookie 4
obnoxious riddle 1
obsidian dagger 94
off-white paisley oyster egg 1
off-white polka-dot oyster egg 1
ointment of the occult 4
old chum 6
old sweatpants 163
olive 184
oozenog 3
orange 103
orange peel hat 7
Orcish baseball cap 11
Orcish cargo shorts 20
Orcish frat-paddle 13
Order of the Silver Wossname 1
Oreille Divisée brandy 1
oversized pipe 368
oversized snowflake 2
P.B.L.T. 58
pacification grenade 3
pack of KWE trading card 7
packet of beer nuts 8
packet of orchid seeds 1
padded tortoise 3
PADL Phone 130
painful penne pasta 1
painted shield 1
painted turtle 1
pair of bolt cutters 1
palm frond 129
palm-frond cloak 1
panty raider camouflage 4
papaya 24
paperclip 5
paperclip cape 1
paperclip pants 1
paperclip turban 1
paperclip-on tie 1
papotion of papower 4
paranormal ricotta 3
parasitic headgnawer 1
parasitic strangleworm 1
parasitic tentacles 1
passable elf mask 2
patchouli incense stick 77
patchouli oil bomb 23
peanut brittle shield 17
PEEZ dispenser 18
penguin focaccia bread 12
penguin thesaurus 1
Penultimate Fantasy chest 10
perforated battle paddle 101
pet rock "Groucho" disguise 1
petit 4.1 2
ph balancer 1
philter of phorce 1
phish stick 3
phonics down 574
physiostim pill 62
pig-iron bracers 2
pig-iron helm 3
pig-iron shinguards 2
pile of dungeon junk 1
pile of gold coins 13
pile of loose snow 1
pink candygram 1
pink clay bead 361
pipe wrench 2
pixel cross 7
pixel holy water 8
pixel morning star 1
pixel orb 1
pixellated candy heart 12
plastic Crimbo reindeer 1
plastic cup of beer 21
plexiglass pants 1
plexiglass pendant 1
plexiglass pikestaff 1
plexiglass pinky ring 1
plexiglass pith helmet 1
plexiglass pocketwatch 1
pocketwatch on a chain 1
poison pen 3
poisonous caviar 6
polka-dot bow tie 2
poltergeist-in-the-jar-o 4
polyalloy shield 1
poodle skirt 1
pool of liquid metal 23
pool torpedo 105
pork elf goodies sack 9
porquoise 1
portable photocopier 25
possessed tomato 5
potion of animal rage 1
potion of potency 2
potion of punctual companionship 33
potion of the captain's hammer 1
potion of the field gar 1
potion of the litterbox 5
potion of X-ray vision 1
powdered candy sushi set 5
powdered donut 3
powdered wig 3
pr0n m4nic0tti 1
prehistoric spear 1
Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket 4
protein paste 13
prussian cathouse 1
psychoanalytic jar 148
puce polka-dot oyster egg 1
puce striped oyster egg 2
pumpkin 92
pumpkin beer 23
pumpkin bomb 4
pumpkinhead mask 1
purple clay bead 95
quantum nanopolymer spider web 10
quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments 8
queen cookie 3
radium-flavored potato chips 185
raisin 1
Ram's Face Lager 178
raspberry 55
ratarang 1
ravioli della hippy 2
razor-tipped yo-yo 1
really dense meat stack 2
red class ring 6
red pixel 130
red pixel potion 50
red polka-dot oyster egg 1
red potion 80
Red Rover BB gun 18
red striped oyster egg 1
red-and-green sweater 13
reinforced beaded headband 320
reinforced furry underpants 1
rib of the Bonerdagon 2
rice bowl 12
ridiculous cocktail 11
ridiculous sunglasses 1
Ring of the Sewer Snake 1
roasted marshmallow 50
roboduck-on-a-string 1
Rock and Roll Legend 54
rogue swarmer 34
roll of toilet paper 154
root beer 3
round blue bomb 138
round green sunglasses 14
round purple sunglasses 313
rubber WWBD? bracelet 18
rubber WWJD? bracelet 16
rubber WWSPD? bracelet 12
rubber WWtNSD? bracelet 18
rusty chain necklace 32
rxr shield 1
sack lunch 127
Safari Jack's moustache 4
sake bomb 106
samurai turtle 1
samurai turtle helmet 1
sawblade shield 32
Scalp of Gorgolok 4
scented massage oil 45
Schrödinger's thermos 20
scintillating powder 3
scissor duck 1
scroll of drastic healing 474
scroll of pasta summoning 41
scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff 63
scroll of Puddingskin 86
scrumptious reagent 1,617
sea salt scrubs 1
seal medal 1
seal-blubber candle 6
sealhide belt 1
sealhide buckler 1
sealhide cloak 1
sealhide gloves 1
sealhide hood 1
sealhide leggings 1
sealhide moccasins 1
sealhide whip 1
sebaceous shield 1
serum of sarcasm 12
set of jacks 1
sewer turtle 1
sham champagne 10
shard of double-ice 486
Shield of Icy Fate 16
shimmering tendrils 2
shin gourds 1
shining goblet 17
shining halo 19
shiny butcherknife 2
shiny hood ornament 1
shiny ring 75
shiny stones 61
shiny tribal beads 90
shrapnel jelly donut 1
shrinking powder 6
silent beret 1
silver keg 1
silver paté knife 2
silver salt-shaker 1
Sinful Desires 3
single-serving herbal stuffing 1
six tiny wedges of goat cheese 4
skeletortoise 2
Skipper's accordion 1
skull with a fuse in it 4
sleep mask 1
sleeping stocking 1
sleeping wereturtle 1
slice of pizza 339
slime convention coupons 1
slime convention flyers 1
slime convention pin 1
slime convention t-shirt 1
slow jam collection 1
Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags 9
smashed danish 1
smoking grass 228
smoking talon 1
smoky potion 232
smudged alchemical recipe 3
smut orc keepsake box 1
snailmail bits 1
snailmail breeches 1
snailmail coif 1
snailmail hauberk 1
snapdragon pistil 8
Sneaky Pete's key lime 1
Sneaky Pete's key lime pie 3
sock garters 1
soft green echo eyedrop antidote 715
soggy seed packet 1
soggy used band-aid 54
solid gold bowling ball 98
soul monocle 1
soup-chucks 1
soy cordial 3
space jam 15
spade necklace 11
spaghetti con calaveras 10
spaghetti cult mask 5
spaghetti cult rosary 6
spandex anniversary shorts 1
spangly mariachi pants 2
spangly mariachi vest 2
spangly sombrero 4
special sauce glove 1
spectre scepter 103
speed limit shield 1
SPF 451 lip balm 13
spice melange 1
spicy noodles 1
spiky turtle helmet 1
spiky turtle shield 1
spiky turtle shoulderpads 2
sponge cake 13
spooky eggnog 11
spooky sap 1
spoonful of Linguine-Os 4
square CRIMBCOOKIE 3
squirming egg sac 5
Stabonic scroll 1
Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern 1
Staff of the Walk-In Freezer 1
stainless steel scarf 8
stainless steel shillelagh 6
stainless steel skullcap 5
stainless steel slacks 21
stainless steel solitaire 4
stainless steel suspenders 10
staph of homophones 1
star key lime 1
star key lime pie 4
steel sword 30
stepmom's booze 13
stick-on-a-string 1
stone banjo 6
stone wool 20
straw hat 1
strawberry 730
stray chihuahua 3
string of Crimbo lights 1
studded sealhide shield 1
stuffed alien blob 1
stuffed angry cow 59
stuffed astral badger 57
stuffed baby gravy fairy 66
stuffed Baron von Ratsworth 83
stuffed can of asparagus 1
stuffed Cheshire bitten 70
stuffed cocoabo 75
stuffed crazy bastard sword 5
stuffed dodecapede 1
stuffed doppelshifter 1
stuffed flaming gravy fairy 72
stuffed frozen gravy fairy 66
stuffed ghuol whelp 1
stuffed gray blob 1
stuffed hand turkey 47
stuffed key 138
stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech 64
stuffed martini 7
stuffed Meat 78
stuffed mind flayer 60
stuffed mink 76
stuffed monocle 93
stuffed ninja snowman 1
stuffed pocketwatch 1
stuffed scary death orb 67
stuffed shoulder parrot 86
stuffed sleazy gravy fairy 66
stuffed snowy owl 54
stuffed spooky gravy fairy 66
stuffed stinky gravy fairy 58
stuffed teddy butler 74
stuffed tin of caviar 93
stuffed treasure chest 144
stuffed undead elbow macaroni 64
stuffed yo-yo 1
stuffing 5
stylish swimsuit 95
Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword 1
superamplified boom box 2
Superhero Reboots 1
Supernova Champagne 42
sweet mochi ball 8
swirly potion 203
Swizzler 102
sword behind inappropriate prepositions 1
Sword of Dark Omens 18
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro 44
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita 63
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco 60
tainted seal's blood 1
Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) 1
tangarita 2
tangerine 99
tangle of rat tails 5
tangled mass of creepy pasta 1
tankard of ale 171
teeny-tiny magic scroll 3
ten-leaf clover 25
tenderizing hammer 23
teqiwila slammer 6
tequila grenade 751
tequila with training wheels 6
The Art of Slapfighting (used) 1
The Big Book of Pirate Insults 78
The Bomb 8
The Joy of Wassailing (used) 1
The Legendary Beat 1
The Mariachi's guitar case 4
The Sagittarian's leisure pants 1
The Smith's Tome 1
The Spirit of Crimbo 1
thermos full of Knob coffee 3
thistle wine 11
throwing wrench 3
Thwaitgold bee statuette 3
Thwaitgold bookworm statuette 1
Thwaitgold butterfly statuette 1
Thwaitgold firefly statuette 13
Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette 1
Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette 10
Thwaitgold maggot statuette 11
Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette 1
Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette 15
Thwaitgold woollybear statuette 1
Tiger-lily's milk 10
Tiki lighter 1
time halo 45
time sleigh 1
tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker 1
tiny house 877
tiny plastic 11 Dealer 1
tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf 2
tiny plastic accordion thief 1
tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll 1
tiny plastic angry bugbear 3
tiny plastic angry goat 2
tiny plastic anime smiley 2
tiny plastic animelf 1
tiny plastic apathetic lizardman 2
tiny plastic astronomer 2
tiny plastic Axe Wound 2
tiny plastic baby gravy fairy 2
tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth 3
tiny plastic barrrnacle 2
tiny plastic beanbat 2
tiny plastic Beelzebozo 1
tiny plastic Best Game Ever 1
tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar 1
tiny plastic Black Knight 1
tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball 3
tiny plastic blooper 4
tiny plastic Bonerdagon 1
tiny plastic Boss Bat 1
tiny plastic brainsweeper 2
tiny plastic briefcase bat 1
tiny plastic Cheshire bat 1
tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ 1
tiny plastic cocoabo 1
tiny plastic coffee pixie 1
tiny plastic conservationist hippy 1
tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ 1
tiny plastic Crimbo Casino 1
tiny plastic Crimbo elf 2
tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer 1
tiny plastic Crimbo wreath 1
tiny plastic Crimbomination 1
tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram 1
tiny plastic cubist bull 2
tiny plastic demoninja 1
tiny plastic disco bandit 2
tiny plastic Don Crimbo 1
tiny plastic drunk goat 3
tiny plastic fax machine 1
tiny plastic Felonia 2
tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus 2
tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker 2
tiny plastic fluffy bunny 6
tiny plastic fruit golem 1
tiny plastic fuzzy dice 2
tiny plastic G Imp 1
tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick 2
tiny plastic ghuol whelp 3
tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers 3
tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire 1
tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser 1
tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester 2
tiny plastic GORM-8 1
tiny plastic goth giant 2
tiny plastic grue 1
tiny plastic handsome mariachi 3
tiny plastic Hellion 2
tiny plastic hobo elf 1
tiny plastic howling balloon monkey 1
tiny plastic Iiti Kitty 2
tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. 1
tiny plastic killer bee 2
tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter 1
tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl 2
tiny plastic Knob Goblin King 1
tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist 1
tiny plastic Knott Yeti 1
tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box 1
tiny plastic leprechaun 1
tiny plastic levitating potato 2
tiny plastic lobsterfrogman 3
tiny plastic MechaElf 1
tiny plastic mosquito 2
tiny plastic Mr. Mination 1
tiny plastic ninja snowman 2
tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy 2
tiny plastic pastamancer 1
tiny plastic Protagonist 1
tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime 2
tiny plastic sauceror 1
tiny plastic scary clown 1
tiny plastic Scream Queen 1
tiny plastic seal clubber 1
tiny plastic senile lihc 1
tiny plastic skeletal reindeer 1
tiny plastic smarmy pirate 1
tiny plastic Spam Witch 1
tiny plastic spiny skelelton 3
tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton 1
tiny plastic spooky vampire 2
tiny plastic Spunky Princess 3
tiny plastic stab bat 2
tiny plastic star starfish 2
tiny plastic stocking mimic 1
tiny plastic sweet nutcracker 1
tiny plastic taco cat 2
tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf 1
tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski 1
tiny plastic The Man 1
tiny plastic topiary golem 4
tiny plastic Toybot 1
tiny plastic Trouser Snake 3
tiny plastic turtle tamer 1
tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo 1
tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku 1
tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni 1
tiny plastic warbear 1
tiny plastic warbear fortress 1
tiny plastic warwelf 1
tiny plastic whitesnake 2
tiny plastic XXX pr0n 1
tiny plastic zmobie 1
tiny slimy cyst 1
toast 285
toasted brie 1
toe jam 15
tofurkey gravy 18
tofurkey leg 14
tomato 104
tomato daiquiri 1
tomato juice of powerful power 2
tonic water 173
too legit potion 6
torquoise 1
torquoise ring 1
tortoboggan 1
tortoboggan shield 1
towel 38
toy crazy train 1
toy deathbot 1
toy jet pack 1
toy maglev monorail 1
toy mercenary 1
toy ray gun 1
toy space helmet 1
traffic jam 15
tree-eating kite 1
triangular CRIMBCOOKIE 2
tropical wrapping paper 1
tube of cranberry Go-Goo 1
tube of dread wax 89
turtle pheromones 8
turtle wax 1
turtle wax greaves 1
turtle wax helmet 1
turtle wax shield 1
turtlemail bits 2
turtlemail breeches 1
turtlemail coif 1
turtlemail hauberk 1
turtling rod 4
ultrafondue 8
Ultrasoldier Serum 1
unbearable light 91
Uncle Romulus (used) 1
Underworld acorn 1
Underworld trunk 1
unearthed potsherd 5
unstable quark 32
untamable turtle 3
unused walkie-talkie 2
unusual disco ball 5
Ur-Donut 9
useless powder 11
UV monocular 1
vampire duck-on-a-string 1
vampire pearl 5
vertebra of the Bonerdagon 41
vial of holy water 147
vibrating cyborg knife 3
vitachoconutriment capsule 7
vodka stratocaster 4
Volartta's bellbottoms 2
volcanic ash 6
wad of cotton 11
Wand of Nagamar 42
war tongs 7
warbear accoutrements chunk 114
warbear auto-anvil 1
warbear battery 13
warbear bearserker potion 2
warbear beeping telegram 7
warbear breakfast machine assembler 2
warbear chemistry lab 4
warbear empathy chip 3
warbear energy bracers 1
warbear exhaust manifold 1
warbear exo-arm 4
warbear foil hat 2
warbear gyrocopter 9
warbear helm fragment 61
warbear hoverbelt 1
warbear induction oven 3
warbear jackhammer drill press 3
warbear laser beacon 2
warbear liquid overcoat 2
warbear LP-ROM burner 1
warbear metalworking primer 8
warbear oil pan 1
warbear procedural hilarity drone 3
warbear sequential gaiety distribution system 7
warbear soda machine assembler 3
warbear trouser fragment 65
warbear wardance potion 2
warbear whosit 144
water pipe bomb 958
watered-down Red Minotaur 47
wax hat 1
wax pants 1
Way More Tears™ pepper spray 21
wet venom duct 7
wheel 1
white class ring 9
white pixel 186
white rice 75
whole roasted chicken 15
wicker shield 169
wild honey pie 1
willowy bonnet 1
wine-soaked bone chips 3
wings of fire 1
Wint-O-Fresh mint 26
wintergreen-flavored potato chips 180
wolfman mask 5
Wolfman Nardz 1
worthless gewgaw 15
worthless knick-knack 17
worthless trinket 12
wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
wrench bracelet 33
wumpus hair 2
wumpus-hair loincloth 1
wumpus-hair net 1
wumpus-hair sweater 1
wumpus-hair whip 1
wumpus-hair wig 1
X-37 gun 5
Yakisoba's hat 4
yam candy 1
yellow brick road 2
yellow matter custard 1
Yellow Moon of Compassion 1
yellow plastic oyster egg 3
yellow striped oyster egg 1
yo 1
Young Man's Cargo Load 1
Ze™ goggles 86
Zim Merman's guitar 19
Zinc Delta of Tranquility 41
Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) 1