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Display Case for Poncho the Sane (#101496)
This player is ranked #118 for Most Total Items with a total of 2,055,216 items.
This player is ranked #82 for Most Unique Items with a total of 6,138 items.

This player is a member of the clan Iocaine Powder.

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Poncho the Sane (#101496)
This player has 6,138 unique items and 2,055,216 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"DRINK ME" potion 2,697
"Humorous" T-shirt 9
"KICK ME" sign 179
"meat" stick 3,683
"Remember the Trees" Shirt 220
Überraschthexengebräu 1
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 6
1-ball 352
1.21 jigawatts 2
100-Watt bulb 1
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 156
1952 Mickey Mantle card 40
2-ball 176
25-meat staff 1
3-ball 187
30669 scroll 1,127
33398 scroll 1,238
334 scroll 494
37x37x37 puzzle cube 519
4-ball 195
4-d camera 23
4-dimensional fez 1
4-dimensional guitar 885
4:20 bomb 4
5-Alarm Saucepan 8
5-ball 191
5-hour acrimony 1,081
6-ball 172
64067 scroll 1
668 scroll 123
7-ball 210
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 218
8-ball 1,375
8-billed baseball cap 7
9-ball 8
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes 43
a butt tuba 420
A Light that Never Goes Out 57
a little sump'm sump'm 283
abandoned candy 3
abominable blubber 1,137
abominable snowcone 43
absentee voter ballot 33
abstraction: action 114
abstraction: category 158
abstraction: certainty 219
abstraction: joy 192
abstraction: motion 195
abstraction: perception 172
abstraction: purpose 168
abstraction: sensation 111
abstraction: thought 117
acceptable bagel 1
accidental cider 253
accord ion 9
accordion file 2
accordionoid rocca 10
acid-squirting flower 141
acoustic guitarrr 248
actual reality goggles 129
actual tapas 127
adder 741
adder bladder 3,457
adhesive tape dolly 1
adorable seal larva 1
aerated diving helmet 1
Affirmation Cookie 1
affordable teak perch 1
Aggressive Carrot 503
Agitated Turkey 62
agnolotti arboli 1
agua de vida 220
airblaster gun 302
alarm accordion 2
albatross necklace 1
Aldebaran sardines 7
Alewife™ Ale 628
Alice's Army Alchemist 121
Alice's Army Bowman 43
Alice's Army Cleric 41
Alice's Army Coward 54
Alice's Army Dervish 9
Alice's Army Foil Hammerman 1
Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden 1
Alice's Army Foil Swordsman 1
Alice's Army Foil Wallman 1
Alice's Army Guard 123
Alice's Army Halberder 106
Alice's Army Hammerman 43
Alice's Army Horseman 43
Alice's Army Lanceman 43
Alice's Army Mad Bomber 100
Alice's Army Martyr 13
Alice's Army Ninja 108
Alice's Army Nurse 127
Alice's Army Page 98
Alice's Army Shieldmaiden 97
Alice's Army Sniper 19
Alice's Army Spearsman 113
Alice's Army Swordsman 111
Alice's Army Wallman 101
alien drugs 87
alien force field disruptor bean 32
alien source code printout (used) 1
All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig 1
all-purpose cleaner 733
all-purpose flower 3
all-year sucker 1
alpha-mail pants 1
alphabet gum 85
alpine watercolor set 1
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility 4
amber aviator shades 62
Ambitious Turkey 183
ammonite candy mold 1
ammonite fossil 90
amok pudding 44
amok putter 18
amphibious tophat 2
amulet of extreme plot significance 576
Amulet of Yendor 389
ancient calendar 1
ancient calendar fragment 2
ancient cursed foot locker 1
ancient frozen dinner 294
ancient hot dog wrapper 3
ancient ice cream scoop 102
ancient Magi-Wipes 162
ancient medicinal herbs 18
ancient oil painting of yourself 1
ancient pills 207
ancient poisoned dart 288
Ancient Protector Soda 1
ancient protein powder 901
Ancient Saucehelm 5
ancient spice 509
ancient stone fist 24
ancient stone head 12
ancient turtle shell helmet 4
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 46
ancient vinyl coin purse 39
anemone nematocyst 141
anemone sauce 140
anemoney clip 3
Angelhair Culottes 3
anger blaster 2
Angry Farmer candy 1,287
angst burger 2,937
anise-flavored venom 1
Ankh of Badahnkadh 12
ankleweights 1
anniversary balloon 1
anniversary balsa wood socks 1
anniversary burlap belt 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
anniversary pewter cape 1
anniversary safety glass vest 1
anniversary tiny latex mask 1
annoying pitchfork 60
ant agonist 576
ant hoe 21
ant pick 24
ant pitchfork 27
ant rake 47
ant sickle 50
anti-anti-antidote 621
anticheese 571
antimatter wad 32
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 41
antique accordion 146
antique beer 48
antique bottle of cough syrup 4
antique bottle opener 36
antique Canadian lantern 1
antique greaves 183
antique hand mirror 20,983
antique helmet 202
antique machete 120
antique nutcracker beard 1
antique nutcracker boots 1
antique nutcracker cape 1
antique nutcracker drumstick 1
antique nutcracker epaulets 1
antique nutcracker figurine 1
antique nutcracker hat 1
antique nutcracker pants 1
antique nutcracker sword 1
antique nutcracker waistcoat 1
antique packet of ketchup 345
antique painting of a landscape 5
antique pair of blue jeans 21
antique record album 59
antique shield 176
antique souvenir drawing 24
antique spear 182
antique spyglass 6
apathetic lizardman doll 1
aquamariner's ring 1
Argarggagarg's fang 2
armgun 387
armored prawn 3
around the world 29
arrow'd heart balloon 1
arrowgram 12
arrrgyle socks 54
Arrrmetia trading card 4
arse-a'fire elixir 394
artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice 127
artisanal homebrew gift package 1
artisanal limoncello 55
Artist's Butterknife of Regret 7
Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness 6
Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury 10
Artist's Spatula of Despair 7
Artist's Whisk of Misery 11
asbestos apron 191
asbestos crossbow 5
asbestos crossbow string 6
asbestos helmet turtle 2
asbestos ore 2,629
asbestos staff 4
asbestos stick 2
asbestos sword 7
asbestos sword hilt 1
asbestos thermos 33
Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt 1
ASCII fu manchu 3
ASCII shirt 87
Asleep in the Cemetery 13
asparagus knife 223
asparagus lo mein 1,451
asparagus stir-fry 1
aspirin 6
assassin's cheese knife 7
asshat 14
asteroid belt 3
astral mushroom 370
astronaut pants 62
Atomic Comic 4
Atomic Pop 76
atomic vector plotter 24
attention spanner 1
attorney's badge 215
augmented-reality shades 99
Aura Libre 3
autocalliope 9
auxiliary backbone 3
awful poetry journal 2,488
Ax of L'rose 1
Aye Aye 10
Aye Aye, Captain 4
Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth 4
bätzle 2
baby killer bee 65
babycakes 2
backwoods screwdriver 262
BACON 11,466
baconstone 32
baconstone bracelet 5
baconstone earring 4
baconstone pendant 4
baconstone ring 11
bad rum and good cola 8
bad vibroknife 1
bad-ass club 28
badass belt 375
badass pie 40
badge of authority 35
badger badge 6
Bag o' Tricks 1
bag of airline peanuts 543
bag of bones 3
bag of Cheat-Os 2,683
bag of foreign bribes 7
bag of GORF 1,139
bag of GORP 1,239
bag of gross foreign snacks 188
bag of lard 20
bag of many confections 9
bag of park garbage 131
bag of pygmy blood 199
bag of QWOP 551
bag of random words 1
bag of unfinished business 2
bag of W&Ws 1,347
bagged stuffed "L" 1
baggie of powdered sugar 1,338
Baja sopapilla 3
balaclava 14
balaclava baklava 32
balanced antler 6
ball 244
ball-in-a-cup 1
balloon helmet 7
balloon monkey 22
balloon shield 3
balloon sword 7
ballroom blintz 6,818
balsa plank 9
banana 977
banana daiquiri 88
banana milkshake 1
banana peel 37
banana smoothie 15
banana spritzer 8
banana supersucker 25
banana-frosted king cake 8
bananagate 67
bananarama bangle 1
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 3
baneful bandolier 2
Bangyomaman battle juice 2
banjo kazoo mount 2
banjo strings 35
baobab sap 4
bar skin 1,031
bar whip 21
barbed-wire fence 212
bargain flash powder 49
baritone accordion 5
bark beret 1
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 1
bark rootbeer 20
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 2
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 16
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 69
barrel beryl 20
barrel cracker 317
barrel gun 96
barrel pickle 371
barrel-aged martini 451
barrelhead 1
barrrnacle 243
barskin buckler 1
barskin cloak 13
barskin hat 4
barskin loincloth 1
barskin tent 11
bartender-in-the-box 17
Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler 29
Barulio's bottle 74
basaltamander buckler 1
basaltamander tongue 1
baseball 422
Bash-Ōs boxtop 4
Bash-Ōs cereal 13
basic meat crossbow 2
basic meat helmet 21
basic meat kilt 5
basic meat pants 3
basic meat skirt 5
basic meat staff 4
basic meat sword 6
Bastille Battalion control rig 1
bat guano 242
bat haggis 4
bat hat 6
bat whip 1
bat wing 1,609
bat wing kabob 14
bat wing stir-fry 1,522
bat-ass leather jacket 42
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 15
batarang 18
batblade 913
Batfellow comic 1
batgut 2,250
bath ball gift set 6
batskin belt 2
battered Crimbo Crate 1
battered hubcap 4
battered old top-hat 1
Battlie Light Saver 158
bauxite beret 11
bauxite bow-tie 7
bauxite boxers 13
bazookafish bubble gum 950
beach ball marble 5
Beach Buck 135
Beach Comb 1
beach glass bead 275
beach glass necklace 6
bean burrito 1,001
beanbag chair 20
bear claw 23
beard incense 89
beaten-up Chucks 11
beaver spear 2
beavermouth 612
bed of coals 21
beefy fish meat 168
beefy pill 70
beer bomb 2,058
beer bong 90
beer cartilage 3
beer helmet 336
beer lens 146
beer-battered accordion 6
beer-scented teddy bear 7
beer-soaked mop 86
beertini 140
beery blood 1
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 10
begpwnia 598
beholed bedsheet 6
beige clambroth marble 9
Beignet Milgranet 3
bejeweled cufflinks 67
bejeweled pledge pin 323
belemnite fossil 90
bell-shaped Crimbo cookie 11
bellhop bell 2
bellhop's hat 1,098
Belt of Howling Anger 2
belt of Ogrekind 3
Ben-Gal™ Balm 239
bent scrap metal 45
berries of suffering 103
berry-infused sake 1
Better Than Cuddling Cake 3
Bettie page 6
bezoar ring 2
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 11
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 3
BGE merchandise order form 52
BGE pocket calendar 5
BGE shotglass 24
BGE temporary tattoo 8
BGE tiny plastic toy 3
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 11
big bad voodoo mask 78
big bass drum 135
big boom 11
big bundle of chamoix 1
Big Candy's tophat 1
big dribbly candle 1
big glob of skin 3
big red button 1
big red clown nose 257
big rock 6
big stick 41
big stirring stick 1
big tun 34
bigger stick 45
bilge wine 846
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 1
bindlestocking 63
biomechanical crimborg helmet 1
biomechanical crimborg leg armor 1
bird rib 137
Bird-a-Day calendar 1
birdbone corset 2
birthday party jellybean cheesecake 2
Bit O' Ectoplasm 896
bit of clingfilm 110
bit-o-cactus 785
bite-me-red lipstick 637
bitter pill 9
BitterSweetTarts 88
BittyCar HotCar 1
BittyCar MeatCar 1
BittyCar SoulCar 1
Bjorn's Hammer 11
black & tan 815
black and white cracker 19
black belt 2
black blade 83
Black Body™ spray 23
black BRICKO brick 1
black candy heart 387
black candygram 1
black catseye marble 1
black cherry soda 13
black cloak 59
black cowboy hat 2
black eye shadow 374
black eyedrops 50
black facepaint 7
black forest cake 551
black forest ham 260
black friar's tonsure 139
black gold 2
black greaves 92
black helmet 98
Black Hole 1
black kettle drum 204
black label 287
black lotus 4
black magic powder 135
Black No. 2 1,880
black paisley oyster egg 55
black pension check 31
black pepper 968
black picnic basket 14
black pixel 4,222
black plastic oyster egg 358
black polka-dot oyster egg 200
black pudding 2,850
black sheepskin diploma 7
black shield 88
black slime glob 2
black snake skin 1,532
black snowcone 168
black spot 8
black striped oyster egg 135
black sword 95
black tear 26
black-and-blue light 1,615
blackberry 5,226
blackberry combat boots 5
blackberry galoshes 28
blackberry polite 191
blackberry slippers 2
Blackfly Chardonnay 1,085
blammer 8
blank diary 2
blank prescription sheet 100
Blatantly Canadian 20
blended frozen swill 106
blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail 1
blind-packed capsule toy 1,463
blind-packed die-cast metal toy 608
Bling of the New Wave 5
Blizzards I Have Died In 4
blob of acid 35
blob of Alphredo™ 11
blob of wood glue 9
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 46
blood and blood 5
blood flower 188
Blood Light 61
blood of the Wereseal 135
blood-drive sticker 39
blood-faced volleyball 2
bloodied surgical dungarees 67
bloodstain stick 166
bloody beer 2,460
bloody clown pants 209
bloody mary 89
blowdart 18
Blue Diamond of Honesty 5
blue glowstick 2
blue grass 7
blue lava globs 1
blue mana 1
blue oyster badge 177
blue paisley oyster egg 703
blue pixel 1,673
blue pixel potion 6
blue plasma ball 1,624
blue plastic baby 2
blue plastic oyster egg 532
blue polka-dot oyster egg 638
blue potion 45
blue pumps 1
blue raspberry troll doll 2
blue shell 2
blue snowcone 1,783
blue striped oyster egg 455
blue suede shoes 2
blue traffic cone 1
blue velvet cake 1
blue-frosted astral cupcake 105
blueberry-frosted king cake 1
blundarrrbus 11
blunt cat claw 4
blunt icepick 9
bobble-hip hula elf doll 3
bobcat grenade 8
body spradium 43
Bohemian rhapsody 3
boilermaker 131
boiling broth 47
boiling seal blood 8
bone abacus 151
bone and arrows 1
bone aperitif 29
bone bandoneon 12
bone chips 3
bone collar 8
bone crusher 1
bone flute 681
bone meal 29
bone rattle 24
bone spurs 1
Bone's Farm "wine" 34
boneana hammock 1
bonedanna 1
bonerang 1
Bonerdagon necklace 138
boning knife 1
bonsai tree 1
booby trap 2
book of matches 119
Book of Old-Timey Carols 1
boot knife 24
BOOtonniere 1
Boots of Twilight Whispers 3
booty chest charrrm 241
booty chest charrrm bracelet 3
booze drive button 1
booze-soaked cherry 4
boozebomb 1
Boozehounds Anonymous token 4
Bordeaux Marteaux 13
borg sock monkey 3
boring spaghetti 876
Boris's Helm (askew) 1
Boris's key lime 40
Boris's key lime pie 29
Boris's ring 38
borrowed time 38
Boss Bat bling 9
Boss Bat britches 171
Boss Drops 251
bottle of alcohol 463
bottle of Amontillado 295
bottle of antifreeze 62
bottle of black cat tonic 4
bottle of Blank-Out 288
bottle of Bloodweiser 2
bottle of bubbles 919
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 117
bottle of cooking sherry 351
bottle of Crimbognac 10
bottle of Definit 2
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 17
bottle of drinkin' gas 1
bottle of Evermore 167
bottle of fire 309
bottle of gin 4,928
bottle of goofballs 189
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 26
bottle of laundry sherry 139
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 22
bottle of lighter fluid 512
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 526
bottle of Mystic Shell 68
bottle of norwhiskey 2
bottle of Old Pugilist 1
bottle of Ooze-O 164
bottle of perfume 3
bottle of Pete's Sake 18
bottle of Pinot Renoir 118
bottle of pirate juice 31
bottle of popskull 402
bottle of Professor Beer 1
bottle of Rapier Witbier 4
bottle of realpagne 4
bottle of Red-Out 20
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 15
bottle of rum 8,841
bottle of sake 30
bottle of sewage schnapps 915
bottle of single-barrel whiskey 6
bottle of tequila 11,245
bottle of ultravitamins 7
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 20
bottle of vodka 3,914
bottle of whiskey 5,863
bottle of wine 23
bottle opener belt buckle 18
bottle-rocket crossbow 3
bottlecap turtle 1
bottled inspiration 52
bottoms of the barrel 1
boulder 42
Boulevardier cocktail 1
bounty-hunting helmet 1
bounty-hunting pants 1
bounty-hunting rifle 1
bouquet of circular saw blades 2
bow 17
bow staff 3
bowl of cottage cheese 697
bowl of eyeballs 6
bowl of fishysoisse 2
bowl of lucky charms 2
bowl of maggots 1
bowl of marinade 90
bowl of mummy guts 1
bowl of petunias 1
bowl of rye sprouts 404
Bowl of Scorpions 41
bowlegged pants 3
bowler 3
bowling ball 98
box 1,142
box of bear arms 1
box of Dweebs 748
box of Familiar Jacks 7
box of hammers 2
box of Pokëmann band-aids 31
box of sunshine 2,022
box turtle 9
box-in-the-box 1
box-in-the-box-in-the-box 3
boxed champagne 6
boxed wine 5,275
Boxing Day Pass 30
boxing glove 1
boxing glove on a spring 3
boxing-glove-in-a-box 1
brain preservation fluid 1
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 913
brains casserole 15
BRAINS shorts 12
brainwave-controlled unicorn horn 3
brainy skull 1
Bram's choker 3
brand new key 21
brass abacus 1
brass crank handle 1
brass dorsal fin 51
brass gear 299
brass stinger 9
bread basket 2
bread line 22
breadchucks 9
breaded beer 5
breadwand 1
Breakfast Blast wine cooler 1
breakfast mess 291
breakfast miracle 4
breath mint 237
brick 682
brick of sand 14
BRICKO brick 31,939
BRICKO bulwark 2
BRICKO eye brick 2,411
BRICKO hat 1
BRICKO pants 1
BRICKO pyramid 1
BRICKO stud 1
BRICKO sword 1
BRICKO turtle 1
briefcase 848
brigand brittle 525
Bright Water 1
brilliant oyster egg 14
Brimstone Beret 1
Brimstone Bludgeon 1
Brimstone Boxers 1
Brimstone Bracelet 1
Brimstone Brooch 1
Brimstone Bunker 1
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 1
brine 1,617
briny vinegar 144
broken carburetor 2
broken cellular phone 132
broken clock 2
broken glass grenade 1
broken high-temperature mining drill 15
broken skull 1,228
broken sword 796
broken warbear gyrocopter 1
bronze breastplate 115
bronze handcuffs 1
bronzed locust 515
BROS Energy Drink 36
brown crock marble 217
brown felt tophat 73
brown paper bag mask 7
brown paper pants 9
brown pixel 2
brown plastic baby 2
brown sugar cane 1,021
Bruno's blessing of Mars 1
buñuelos Jaliscos 11
bubble-wrap simulator 1
bubblegum heart 1
bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban 2
bubblewrap crossbow 1
bubblewrap ore 207
bubblewrap sword 1
bubblin' chemistry solution 8
bubblin' crude 3,128
bubbling tempura batter 41
bubbly potion 2,456
bucket of anniversary lard 1
bucket of fish juice 51
bucket of honey 52
bucket of wine 2
buckler buckle 35
buckyball 238
buffalo blade 2
buffalo dime 23
bugbear beanie 335
bugbear bungguard 330
bugbear purification pill 2
bugged bön±Ã©t 1
bugged balaclava 4
bugged beanie 25
Bulky Buddy Box 25
bull blubber 11
bullet-proof corduroys 874
bum cheek 332
bumblebee marble 36
bunch of bananas 203
bunch of sea grapes 309
bunch of square grapes 1,130
bundle of "fragrant" herbs 4
bunny liver 70
buoybottoms 90
burnt flower 72
burst hellseal brain 12
Burt's blessing of Bacchus 13
bus pass 170
Bustle Hustler 4
butterfly knife 36
button rouge 12
buzzard feather 38
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 27
C.B.F.G. 1
C.H.U.M. chum 69
C.H.U.M. knife 26
C.H.U.M. lantern 8
cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 9
cactus fruit 554
caipifruta 1
calavera concertina 3
calle de miel 217
calle de miel with a fly in it 3
camouflage T-shirt 1
Camp Scout backpack 1
Camp Scout pup tent 1,218
can cannon 2
can of Binarrrca 159
can of black paint 30
can of CRIMBCOLA 30
can of depilatory cream 2
can of fake snow 9
can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ 54
can of maces 17
can of Rain-Doh 1
can of Red Minotaur 534
can of sardines 10
can of spinach 82
can of starch 3
can of sterno 31
can of Swiller 1,000
can of the cheapest beer 1
can of V-11 1
Can-Can skirt 3
can-can-in-a-can 8
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 150
can-you-dig-it? 1
candied bolts 37
candied kobold 1,150
candied nuts 24
candied yams 233
Candy Alexander 1
candy brain 164
candy cane 9,641
candy carrot 3
candy cigarette 493
candy drive button 1
candy harmonica 5
candy kneecapping stick 16
candy knife 11
candy knuckles 25
candy mountain oyster 1
candy skeleton 25
candy stake 260
cane-mail pants 3
cane-mail shirt 1
cannonball charrrm 294
cannonball charrrm bracelet 1
canopic jar 467
canteen of wine 1,014
cap gun 232
capacitor relay 160
carbon nanotube frame 69
carbonated soy milk 545
carbonated water lily 759
cardboard box turtle 2
cardboard crossbow 1
cardboard katana 58
cardboard ore 221
cardboard staff 3
cardboard sword 1
cardboard wakizashi 158
caret 18
carob brownies 1
carob cannon 8
carob chunk cookies 41
carob chunk noodles 33
carob chunks 184
Carol of the Bulls 3
Carol of the Hells 3
Carol of the Thrills 3
carrot nose 432
carton of rotten eggs 438
carton of snake milk 18
cartoon heart 53
casino pass 174
cast 3,323
cast-iron legacy paddle 3
cat appendix 1,015
catgut 1,200
catgut taco 12
catskin buckler 2
catsup 4
caustic slime nodule 51
cement sandals 12
centipede eggs 588
centurion helmet 1
Cerebral Cloche 4
Cerebral Crossbow 2
Cerebral Culottes 3
chain-mail monokini 7
Chakra Libre 6
chakra sludge 46
Chalice of the Malkovich Prince 1
chamoisole 15
chaos butterfly 2,630
charged magnet 3
charming flute 91
charrrm bracelet 1
cheap Chinese beer 1
cheap cigar butt 49
cheap clip-on ninja tie 5
cheap elven gloves 120
cheap plastic blowgun 28
cheap plastic bottle opener 26
cheap studded belt 1,558
cheap sunglasses 52
cheap wind-up clock 2
cheer extractor 1
cheer-o-gram 4
Cheer-Up soda 16
cheerful antler hat 3
cheerful Crimbo sweater 3
cheerful pajama pants 3
cheezburger 5
Chef Boy, R&D's business card 1
chef's hat 844
chef-in-the-box 244
cherry 2,510
Cherry Cloaca Cola 2
cherry pie 550
Cherrytastrophe wine cooler 1
chest barrel 1
Chester's Aquarius medallion 2
Chester's bag of candy 4
Chester's cutoffs 2
Chester's moustache 2
Chester's muscle shirt 1
Chester's sunglasses 2
chewable paper 175
chewing gum on a string 330
ChibiBuddy™ (off) 1
chicle de salchicha 1
children of the candy corn 46
Children's Meal of the Damned 1
Chinese curse words 9
chintzy accordion pin 4
chintzy disco ball pendant 6
chintzy noodle ring 5
chintzy saucepan earring 5
chintzy seal pendant 15
chintzy turtle brooch 3
chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli 348
chisel 44
chloroform rag 376
choco-Crimbot 68
Choco-Mint patty 99
chocolate cigar 31
chocolate disco ball 7
chocolate filthy lucre 392
chocolate frosted sugar bomb 1
chocolate pasta spoon 6
chocolate saucepan 11
chocolate seal-clubbing club 7
chocolate spurs 23
chocolate stolen accordion 116
chocolate turtle totem 6
chocolate-covered caviar 10
chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses 3
chocolate-covered scarab beetle 8
chocolate-frosted king cake 1
Choker of the Ultragoth 3
chopsticks 381
Chori Zo trading card 2
chorizo brownies 45
chorizo taco 165
chrome crossbow 13
chrome crossbow string 3
chrome helmet turtle 1
chrome ore 612
chrome staff 25
chrome stick 5
chrome sword 34
chrome sword hilt 1
Chroner 2,043
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cigarette lighter 315
Cinco Mayo Lager 1
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circular CRIMBCOOKIE 20
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Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau 121
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coconut shell 4,768
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Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 5
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coffin lid 237
cog 1,374
cog and sprocket assembly 196
Coily™ 5
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cold ninja mask 297
cold nuggets 140
cold powder 77
cold seal sweat 19
cold wad 176
cold water bottle 154
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collapsible baton 62
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cologne of contempt 32
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Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 68
colored-light "necklace" 8
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colorful toad 345
comb jelly 791
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Comet Drop 5
Comet Pop 2
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concoction of clumsiness 3
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confiscated comic book 295
confiscated love note 330
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Connery's Elixir of Audacity 287
contract enforcement stick 392
Cookbook of the Damned 7
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cornuthaum 172
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 1,194
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corpse on the beach 75
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corpsedriver 202
corpsetini 186
correction fluid 239
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cosmetic football 142
cosmic lemonade 92
cosmic paste 1
costume rental shop 11
costume sword 88
cottage 2
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cracker 4
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crappy brain 2
crappy camera 1
crappy waiter disguise 32
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crazy little Turkish delight 5,830
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cream stout 329
creamsicle 364
creepy doll head 12
creepy ginger ale 120
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creepy voice box 10
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CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 2
CRIMBCO lanyard 1
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CRIMBCO wine 7
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CRIMBCOLOAF 29
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Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug 1
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Crimbo Candy Cookbook 64
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Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll 1
Crimbo peppermint bark 1,664
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Crimbo salad 28
Crimbo smile 1
Crimbo stocking 6
Crimbo stockings 1
Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer 1
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Crimbojito 3
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Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) 1
Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping 8
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Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher 1
Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter 1
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Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis 106
Crimbot schematic: Power Arm 374
Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker 106
Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun 345
Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet 97
Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis 346
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Crimboysters Rockefeller 10
crossbow string 49
crotchety pants 1
crowbar 6
crowbarrr 143
Crown of the Goblin King 382
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crude voodoo doll 103
cruelty-free wine 886
crumbling rat skull 2
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crystalline cheer 2
crystalline seal eye 1
crystallized memory 3
CSA all-purpose soap 905
CSA bravery badge 812
CSA cheerfulness ration 725
CSA discount card 965
CSA fire-starting kit 1,132
CSA obedience grenade 1,111
CSA scoutmaster's "water" 1,061
cube of billiard chalk 10
cube of ectoplasm 18
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cup of primitive beer 732
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cuppa Craft tea 23
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cuppa Feroci tea 23
cuppa Flamibili tea 21
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cuppa Gill tea 36
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cuppa Mana tea 27
cuppa Mediocri tea 26
cuppa Monstrosi tea 22
cuppa Morbidi tea 24
cuppa Nas tea 24
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cuppa Neuroplastici tea 22
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cuppa Physicali tea 35
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cuppa Royal tea 39
cuppa Serendipi tea 38
cuppa Sobrie tea 150
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cuppa Uncertain tea 32
cuppa Vitali tea 33
cuppa Voraci tea 153
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curdflinger 5
curmudgel 110
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cursed cannonball 76
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cursed dirty joke scroll 47
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cursed microwave 1
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cursed scrunchie 10
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custard pie 163
custom sixgun 1
cute meteoroid 7
cute mushroom 85
cyan seashell 291
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cylindrical mold 30
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D roll 366
d10 854
d12 758
d20 771
d4 784
d6 835
d8 830
Daffy Taffy 4,559
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Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master 2
Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested 4
Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart 7
Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose 1
Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week 3
daisy 5
Daisy's unclean bloomers 7
Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield 1
dance card 3,262
dancing fan 11
dangerous jerkcicle 829
Danglin' Chad's loincloth 9
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dark potion 4,687
Das Überkühlraum trading card 1
das boot 1
day-old beer 3
dead guy's memento 2
dead guy's watch 730
dead lights pie 78
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Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe 217
deep six-shooter 48
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delectable fire ant 1
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delicious salad 45
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delicious swamp muck 13
deluxe fax machine 3
deluxe Neverending Party favor 5
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demon skin 1,813
demon whip 3
demon-horned hat 4
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demonic surgical gloves 2
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demonskin trousers 7
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depleted Grimacite gravy boat 1
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depleted Grimacite ninja mask 1
depleted Grimacite shinguards 3
depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt 1
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desiccated apricot 7,238
designer handbag 29
desktop zen garden 7
detective skull 4
dethklok 6
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Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce 1
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devilish folio 1,178
dew yoana lei 4
dew yoana salacious lei 22
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diamond-studded cane 224
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Dickory Farms Gift Basket 4
didgeridooka 510
Diet Cloaca Cola 4
dieting pill 50
digital key lime 102
digital key lime pie 134
digital underground potion 27
dill 4,100
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dingy planks 779
dinner roll 31
Dinsey's pants 1
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dirty rigging rope 33
disassembled clover 5
disbelief suspenders 12
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disco ball 520
Disco Banjo 2
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disco horoscope (Aries) 10
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disco horoscope (Gemini) 10
disco horoscope (Leo) 10
disco horoscope (Libra) 35
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disco mask 498
disease 182
disembodied brain 198
disembodied smile 16
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dishrag 79
disintegrating quill pen 2,920
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displaced fish 599
disposable instant camera 28
disposable lighter 6
distilled fortified wine 6
distressed denim pants 734
disturbing fanfic 1,781
Divine 20
divine blowout 2,445
divine can of silly string 2,468
divine champagne flute 473
divine champagne popper 1,511
divine cracker 1,773
divine noisemaker 1,664
diving muff 76
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 715
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 2,301
Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent 3
Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm 172
Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum 36
Doc's Miracle Cure 1
Dogsgotnonoz pills 4
doll house 62
dollar-sign bag 93
dollhive 338
dollop of barbecue sauce 26
Dolph Bossin's charity note 1
Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat 1
Dolphin King's crown 28
dolphin whistle 48
donated booze 41
donated candy 44
donated food 13
donkey flipbook 56
dope gangsta bling-bling 20
dope wheels 243
dorky glasses 144
Double Bacon Beelzeburger 2
double daisy 1
double-barreled sling 117
double-ice box 2
double-ice britches 2
double-ice cap 15
double-ice gum 37
doubt cannon 1
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 6
drab sonata 2,225
Drac & Tan 1
drafty drawers 7
draggin' ball hat 302
dragon snaps 44
dragonfish caviar 73
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Dramatic™ range 30
Drapes-You-Regally 1
dread tarragon 1
dreadful fedora 1
dreadful glove 1
dreadful roast 3
dreadful sweater 1
dreadlock whip 1,841
Dreadsylvanian Almanac page 180
Dreadsylvanian seed pod 6
dress pants 26
dried face 39
Drip harness 1
Driplet 2
dripping meat crossbow 1
dripping meat sword 2
drippy truncheon 1
drive-thru burger 1
droll monocle 38
drone self-destruct chip 2
droopy doll eye 16
drop of water-37 1,503
dropped scrap of paper 11
Drowsy Sword 210
drum machine 714
drum of pomade 6
drum of tommy ammo 38
Drunkula's bell 1
Drunkula's ring of haze 1
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dry cleaning receipt 3
dry martini 333
dry noodles 23,037
drywall axe 244
dubious loincloth 5
dubious peppermint 3
ducha de oro 727
duck-on-a-string 135
duct tape 79
duct tape buckler 1
duct tape dockers 1
duct tape fedora 1
duct tape shirt 1
duct tape sword 3
dueling banjo 2
dueling turtle 236
Duke Vampire's regal cloak 3
dull fish scale 111
Dungeon Fist gauntlet 1
dungeoneer's dungarees 25
dungeoneering kit 9
duonoculars 3
Duskwalker fangs 28
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dusty animal jawbone 2
dusty animal pelvis 7
dusty bottle of Marsala 770
dusty bottle of Merlot 686
dusty bottle of Muscat 739
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 666
dusty bottle of Port 729
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 661
dusty Crimbo crate 32
dusty eighth caudal vertebra 6
dusty eighth thoracic vertebra 7
dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra 8
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dusty left first rear claw 1
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dusty left fourth rear claw 3
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dusty left second rear claw 2
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dusty left third rib 1
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dusty left tibia 1
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dusty left ulna 2
dusty ninth caudal vertebra 2
dusty ninth thoracic vertebra 2
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dusty right first rear claw 1
dusty right first rib 1
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dusty right sixth rib 1
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dusty right third front claw 1
dusty right third rear claw 3
dusty right third rib 1
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dusty right tibia 2
dusty right twelfth rib 2
dusty right ulna 1
dusty sacral vertebrae 1
dusty second caudal vertebra 1
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dusty second lumbar vertebra 4
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dusty seventh cervical vertebra 2
dusty seventh thoracic vertebra 2
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dusty sixth lumbar vertebra 2
dusty sixth thoracic vertebra 2
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dusty tenth thoracic vertebra 1
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dwarf bread 55
dwarvish magazine 17
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dwarvish war kilt 1
dwarvish war mattock 1
Dyspepsi grenade 456
Dyspepsi-Cola 3,130
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues 88
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet 256
Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack 23
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Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen 19
eagle feather 277
eagle's milk 438
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Earth, Wind and Firewater 2
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eau de mort 1
eaves droppers 43
Ecto-Cooler 17
ectoplasm au jus 55
ectoplasmic orbs 78
ectoplasmic paste 2
eel battery 81
eel sauce 39
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eerie fetish 7
eerily silent box 1
Effermint™ tablets 246
effervescent potion 869
effluvious emerald 18
eggbeater 77
eggman noodles 19
eggnog 7,591
Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper 1
El Sombrero De Lopez 43
El Vibrato energy spear 1
El Vibrato helmet 1
El Vibrato leg guards 1
El Vibrato power sphere 17
El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) 10
El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) 7
El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) 14
El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) 5
El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) 3
Elder Turtle Shell 7
elderly jawbreaker 5
eldritch distillate 2
eldritch effluvium 1,180
eldritch oil 1
electric copperhead potion 39
electric crutch 6
electric Kool-Aid 1
electric snakebite 46
electrical thingamabob 23
electronic dulcimer pants 2
electronics kit 373
elegant nightstick 4
elemental caipiroska 1
elephant stinger 15
eleven-foot pole 9
Elf Farm Raffle ticket 107
elf ploughshare 2
Elfin shortbread 35
Elizabeth's Dollie 1
Elizabeth's paintbrush 2
Ellsbury's skull 2
Elmley shades 62
Elron's Explosive Etude 3
elven limbos gingerbread 416
elven cellocello 171
elven hardtack 188
elven magi-pack 126
elven medi-pack 125
elven moonshine 127
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elven squeeze 90
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Elvish delight 11
Elvish sunglasses 1
embezzler's oil 20
empty agua de vida bottle 700
empty blowgun 2
empty Cloaca-Cola bottle 189
empty meat tank 305
enchanted barbell 102
enchanted bean 632
enchanted bean burrito 1,135
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enchanted eyepatch 8
enchanted fire extinguisher 2
Enchanted Flyswatter 4
enchanted handwarmer 15
enchanted leopard-print barbell 10
enchanted muesli 94
Enchanted Plunger 7
enchanted toothpick 45
enchantlers 2
encoder ring 474
energy drink IV 67
ennui-flavored potato chips 345
enormous belt buckle 1,027
enormous hoop earring 184
Ent cider 104
enticing mayolus 1
epic wad 63
escargotsicle 2
especially salty dog 25
essential tofu 1
eternal car battery 1
even more tinsel 1
Event Horizon 2
everfull glass 3
Everlasting Deckswabber 8
evil golden arch 1,060
evil golden arches 3
evil googly eye 37
evil teddy bear 137
evil teddy bear sewing kit 4
executive mime flask 34
exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton 1
exotic jungle fruit 129
exotic orchid 1
exotic travel brochure 4,383
expensive camera 306
expensive cigar 5
experimental serum G-9 33
experimental serum P-00 28
exploding gum 1
exploding hacky-sack 178
explosion-flavored chewing gum 564
extra-fancy ring setting 21
extra-flat panini 36
extra-greasy slider 18
extra-large palm-frond toupee 7
extra-potent gremlin mutagen 7
extra-see-thru nightie 14
extra-spicy bloody mary 868
extra-strength red potion 8
extra-strength rubber bands 2
extra-strength strongness elixir 276
eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest 74
eXtreme meat crossbow 8
eXtreme meat staff 2
eXtreme meat sword 2
eXtreme mittens 340
eXtreme nose ring 6
eXtreme scarf 247
extremely confusing manual 1
extremely skinny jeans 8
extremely wet T-shirt 6
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eye of newt 98
eye of the Tiger-lily 17
eye-pod 42
eyedrops of newt 56
eyedrops of the ermine 299
eyedrops of the ocelot 7
eyepatch 396
f3d0r4 349
Fabiotion 5
fabric hardener 189
fabric softener 179
facehugging alien 2
facsimile dictionary 77
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faded red protest sign 2
fairy gravy boat 17
fake blood 78
fake fake vomit 528
fake hand 16
fake plastic grass 76
false eyelashes 10
fancy ball mask 3
fancy bath salts 2,163
fancy beef jerky 8
fancy beer bottle 2
fancy beer label 1
fancy black tie 1
fancy blue potion 11
fancy but probably evil chocolate 84
fancy canapés 1
fancy chocolate 359
fancy chocolate car 83
fancy dress ball 364
Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square 4
fancy opera glasses 54
fancy party pants 1
fancy schmancy cheese sauce 109
fancy seashell necklace 4
fancy tin beer can 69
fancy tophat 1
fancy tuxedo pants 1
FantasyRealm key 1
FantasyRealm Mage's Hat 25
FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask 31
FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm 44
fat bottom quark 44
fat loot token 58
fat stacks of cash 104
fat wallet 11
Fauna Libre 63
FDKOL commendation 2
FDKOL fire hose 1
FDKOL hotcakes 547
fear condenser 1
felt 28
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots 145
fermenting powder 91
ferret bait 1,790
Ferrigno's Elixir of Power 6
fertilized ghuol egg 3
festive holiday hat 98
festive sausage 2
festive warbear bank 1
fetid feather 82
fettucini épines Inconnu 1
fettucini Inconnu 262
Feynman gate 54
fez of etymology 8
fiery wing 158
figurine of a charred seal 40
figurine of a cold seal 104
figurine of a cute baby seal 1
figurine of a shadowy seal 4
figurine of a sleek seal 72
figurine of a slippery seal 29
figurine of a stinking seal 56
figurine of a wretched-looking seal 33
filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") 1,007
filigreed hamethyst earring 2
filigreed hamethyst necklace 2
filigreed hamethyst ring 4
filth-encrusted futon 14
filthy armor 16
filthy child leash 38
filthy corduroys 328
filthy hippy poncho 21,688
filthy knitted dread sack 300
filthy lucre 2
filthy pestle 111
filthy poultice 1,271
fine aged cheddarwurst 44
fine wine 383
finger cuffs 38
finger cymbals 161
finger exerciser 6
fire 70
fire axe 1
fire flower 35
fire of unknown origin 312
fire poi 370
fireball 17
firebomb 2,118
fireclutch 111
fireman's helmet 1
firemilk 33
fireproof megaphone 4
Firewater 2
first-aid pouch 5
fish bazooka 2
fish juice box 60
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fishy fish casserole 534
fishy pipe 1
fitness wristband 100
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fizzing spore pod 1
fizzy potion 4,845
flamin' bindle 16
Flamin' Whatshisname 22
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flaming talons 322
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flange 269
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flashing novelty button 5
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flask of tainted mining oil 5
Flaskfull of Hollow 2,527
flat dough 5,512
flavored foot massage oil 1,592
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fleetwood chain 317
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flimsy clipboard 452
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floral print shirt 1
flower petal pie 8
flowing hippy skirt 87
fluorescent lightbulb 4
flute of flat champagne 3,302
flyest of shirts 1
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foam dart 1,653
foam noodle 6
foetid seal tear 32
foie gras 142
folder (cyan) 1
folder (space skeleton) 1
folder (Stinky Trash Kid) 1
food drive button 1
foolscap fool's cap 130
foon 3
foon of fearfulness 3
foon of fleshiness 2
foon of foulness 1
foon of frigidity 1
foon of fulmination 1
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forbidden sausage 3
forest tears 4
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fortune cookie 14
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fossilized bat skull 20
fossilized demon skull 18
fossilized limb 313
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fossilized spider skull 18
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fossilized spine 64
fossilized torso 203
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Frankly Mr. Shank 4
Frat Army FGF 14
frat brats 388
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Freddie's blessing of Mercury 4
Freddy Kruegerand 650
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Friendliness Beverage 362
friendly cheez blob 4
Friendly Turkey 77
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frigid fudgepuck 230
frigid hankyū 146
frigid mote 11
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frilly skirt 251
frog lip-print 37
Frogade 100
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frost flower 10
Frost™ brand sword 1
frostbite-flavored Hob-O 10
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Frosty's nailbat 1
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frozen banquet 5
frozen danish 12
frozen feather 205
frozen Mob Penguin 300
frozen mushroom 223
frozen nunchaku 365
frozen shampoo-conditioner 4,281
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fruitcake 6,903
fruitfilm 10
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Fudge Fiber Armor Plating 17
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fudge pocket square 5
fudgecule 66,243
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full meat tank 7
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Fun-Guy spore 32
FunFunds™ 595
funky brass fez 86
funky dried mushroom 1,203
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furniture dolly 180
furry fur 2,911
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furry halo 3
furry kilt 2
furry pants 53
furry pill 43
fustulent seal grulch 3
future drug: Coolscaline 28
future drug: Muscularactum 18
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fuzzbump 877
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fuzzy montera 81
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Game Grid token 296
GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine 595
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Garter of the Turtle Poacher 3
gas balloon 1,527
gas can 378
gator skin 2,143
gatorskin umbrella 161
Gauntlets of the Blood Moon 3
gauze garter 3,918
gauze hammock 2
gauze shorts 7
gazing shoes 9
Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire 7
gearbox necklace 5
Gearhead Goo 40
Genalen™ Bottle 1,482
Gene Tonic: Plant 1
General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket 67
generic healing potion 8
generic mana potion 1
genie bottle 1
genie's bracers 5
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genie's scimitar 4
genie's turbane 5
Gets-You-Drunk 2
ghost accordion 7
ghost bit 19
ghost cucumber 8,541
Ghost Dog Chow 15
ghost key 15
ghost of a necklace 110
ghost pepper 2
ghost protocol 8
ghost thread 1
ghost toga 9
ghost trap 22
ghostly body paint 129
ghostly ectoplasm 354
ghuol ears 3,005
ghuol egg 2,514
ghuol egg quiche 411
ghuol guolash 1,752
ghuol-ear kabob 269
giant artisanal rice peeler 93
giant book of ancient carols 8
giant breath mint 350
giant cactus quill 94
giant cheesestick 1
giant clay ashtray 19
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giant discarded bottlecap 151
giant discarded plastic fork 137
giant discarded torn-up glove 138
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giant fishhook 1
giant foam finger 91
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giant grain of protein powder 4
giant gym membership card 34
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giant jar of protein powder 185
giant marshmallow 3
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giant moxie weed 176
giant neckbeard 51
giant needle 1,578
giant O 4
giant pearl 1
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giant pinky ring 560
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giant shrimp fork 8
giant spider leg 2
giant tube of black lipstick 127
giant turkey leg 111
giant X 4
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gibson 157
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gift-a-pult 1
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gilded ancient cursed key 4
gilded lily 1
gilded trumpet 1
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gin and tonic 143
gin-soaked blotter paper 51
ginger snaps 34
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gingerbread bugbear 7,052
gingerbread horror 288
gingerbread house 1
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gingerbread robot 17
gingham blouse 7
ginormous pumpkin 6
giraffe-necked turtle 55
glacial clock 2
glacial sapphire 13
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glark cable 173
Glass Balls of the Goblin King 5
glass eye 1
glass gnoll eye 4
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glass of bourbon 3
glass of gnat milk 443
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Glenn's golden dice 1
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glimmering penguin feather 1
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glistening fish meat 89
glistening oyster egg 23
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glob of salty molasses 325
glob of spoiled mayo 61
glob of undifferentiated tissue 25
globe of Deep Sauce 121
gloomy mushroom wine 1
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glow-in-the-dark necklace 151
glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub 2
glow-in-the-dark wristwatch 2
glowing esca 42
glowing fungus 45
glowing New Age crystal 6
glowing red eye 728
glowing syringe 5
gnatloaf 23
gnatloaf casserole 465
gnatwing 1,036
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gnauga hide skirt 1
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gnocchetti di Nietzsche 136
gnoll lips 134
gnoll teeth 151
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Gnollish autoplunger 8
Gnollish casserole dish 3
Gnollish Crossdress 17
Gnollish flyswatter 161
Gnollish pie server 119
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Gnollish plunger 143
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Gnollish slotted spoon 132
Gnollish toolbox 48
Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer 3
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Go-Wassail 7,572
goat 3
goat beard 1,041
goat cheese 6,356
goat cheese pizza 1,525
goat cheese taco 4
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goblin autoblowgun 4
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gold Boozehounds Anonymous token 54
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gold star 1
gold toothbrush 261
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gold wedding ring 129
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golden ring 320
golden twig 3
Good 'n' Quiet 2
Good 'n' Slimy 5
good ash 1
good brain 20
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goofily-plumed helmet 3
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Gordon Bennett 7
goth kid t-shirt 213
GOTO 2,501
goulauncher 2
government booze shipment 1
government candy shipment 1
government cheese 108
government food shipment 1
government requisition form 108
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government-issued necktie 1
government-issued night-vision goggles 24
government-issued slacks 1
gr8ps 437
grain of sand 8,267
grandfather watch 2
Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun 1
grape troll doll 1
grapefruit 114
grapes 4,115
grass blade 7
grass clippings 39
grass hat 6
grass skirt 7
grass whistle 5
Grasshopper 9
grassy cutlass 163
Grateful Undead T-shirt 168
grave robbing shovel 66
graveyard snowglobe 1
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gray bow tie 209
gray seashell 241
grease trap 6
great big capacitor 39
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Great Wolf's headband 1
Great Wolf's left paw 2
Great Wolf's lice 1
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Greatest American Pants 1
Greaves of the Murk Lord 4
Greek fire 49
green and red bean 207
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green beer 102
green BRICKO brick 1
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green candygram 4
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green gummi ingot 831
green mana 3
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Green Muslin 1
green peawee marble 362
green pixel 1,782
green pixie spog 6
green seashell 295
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green smoke bomb 262
green snowcone 1,624
green traffic cone 1
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green-frosted astral cupcake 54
gremlin juice 326
gremlin mutagen 15
grilled mooseflank 52
grim fairy tale 10
grimstone galoshes 2
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grimy lab coat 58
grisly shell fragment 39
grody jug 55
grog 374
grogpagne 96
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groose grease 488
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grouchy restless spirit 350
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groupie lipstick 311
groupie spangles 289
grue egg 196
grue egg omelette 7
grumpy old man charrrm 120
grumpy old man charrrm bracelet 41
grungy bandana 155
grungy flannel shirt 69
guancertina 2
guano coffee cup 15
guard turtle collar 45
guard turtle shell 170
guitar pick 1,392
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gummi fang 2
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gummi snake 2
gummi turtle 32
Gummi-DNA 37
Gummi-Gnauga 5
gun cleaning kit 2
gun parts 45
gunky chicken 61
gunpowder burrito 7,502
guts necklace 2
guy made of bee pollen 7
Guzzlr tablet 1
Guzzlrbuck 207
gym membership card 3
gym shorts 1
gyroscope 214
haggis socks 298
haggis-infused soap 528
haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis 294
haiku katana 2
hair of the fish 43
hair spray 121
Hairpiece On Fire 93
hairshirt 1
hairy staff 6
Half a Purse 1
half of a gold tooth 11
half-baked potion 1,308
half-digested coal 14
half-empty carton of milk 119
half-melted spoon 17
half-orchid 132
half-rotten brain 13
half-size scalpel 66
half-sized guitar 65
halfberd 22
halibut 69
hamburger 117
hamethyst 137
hamethyst bracelet 16
hamethyst earring 11
hamethyst necklace 21
hamethyst ring 4
hammerus 4
hand grenegg 13
Hand in Glove 4
Hand that Rocks the Ladle 9
hand-knitted Crimbo socks 1
hand-knitted diving booties 1
handful of barley 3
handful of confetti 295
handful of crafty noodles 3
handful of Crotchety Pine needles 3
handful of fire 4
handful of hand chalk 1,158
handful of honey 58
handful of Laughing Willow bark 1
handful of moss 1,128
handful of numbers 5
handful of nuts and berries 2,685
handful of pine needles 5,799
handful of sand 3,609
handful of sawdust 621
handful of Smithereens 2,412
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handful of tips 22
handful of walnuts 632
handmade hobby horse 2
handsomeness potion 775
happiness 157
Happy Birthday, Claude! cake 5
hardened slime pants 1
harem girl t-shirt 154
Hatorade 46
haunted battery 90
haunted gimlet 1
haunted Hell ramen 1
haunted paddle-ball 8
Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance 309
Haymaker 1
head mirror 70
headhunter necktie 91
heart cozy 54
heart necklace 45
heart of dark chocolate 1
heart of rock and roll 2
heart of the volcano 51
heart-shaped balloon 31
heart-shaped candy whetstone 5
heat-resistant gloves 30
heat-resistant necktie 14
heat-resistant sheet metal 140
heather graham cracker 4
heavy D 3,123
heavy duty umbrella 1
heavy hot sauce 1
heavy leather-bound tome 16
heavy metal sonata 10
heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr 16
heavy necklace chain 18
heavy-duty clipboard 9
hedgeturtle 261
Heimandatz's heart 5
Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans 2
Hell broth 121
Hell ramen 180
Hellfire Spicy Beans 4
hellion cube 1,728
hellseal claw 155
hellseal whisker 164
Helm of the Scream Emperor 1
helm of the white knight 2
helmet recipe 5
helmet turtle 522
Helps-You-Sleep 1
hemp candy necklace 27
hemp net 18
hemp string 280
henna face paint 301
henna tattoo 596
hep waders 4
herb brownies 129
herbal stuffing 204
herbs 3,179
hermedisiac cologne 1
hermit factoid 1
hermit permit 258
Herring Daiquiri 2
Herring Wallbanger 1
herringcello 187
Hersey™ SMOOCH 1
hewn moon-rune spoon 1
hibiscus petal 1
hideous egg 30
high-calorie sugar substitute 8
high-energy mining laser 37
high-pressure seltzer bottle 87
high-resistance ultrapolymer plating 25
high-temperature mining mask 12
hill of beans 1,635
Himalayan Hidalgo sauce 92
hippo skin buckler 8
hippo whip 6
hippopotamus kilt 1
hippopotamus pants 4
hippopotamus skin 3,381
hipposkin poncho 5,516
Hippy Army MPE 101
hippy bongo 159
hippy herbal tea 3
hippy medical kit 503
hippy paste 7
hippy protest button 665
Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians 1
Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) 1
HOA citation pad 1
HOA regulation book 1
HOA zombie eyes 1
hoarded candy wad 11
hobo code binder 1
hobo dungarees 1
hobo nickel 5,233
hockey stick of furious angry rage 1
Hodgman's almanac 1
Hodgman's blanket 5
Hodgman's bow tie 1
Hodgman's cane 1
Hodgman's garbage sticker 1
Hodgman's harmonica 2
Hodgman's imaginary hamster 1
Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times 2
Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics 3
Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin 1
Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top 1
Hodgman's lobsterskin pants 4
Hodgman's lucky sock 1
Hodgman's metal detector 2
Hodgman's porkpie hat 2
Hodgman's varcolac paw 2
Hodgman's whackin' stick 2
holiday cheese log 1
Holiday Fun! 3
holiday log 1
holistic headache remedy 365
Hollandaise helmet 403
holly-flavored Hob-O 3
holo-bomber 1
holo-platoon 1
holo-tank 1
holy bomb, batman 2
home robotics kit 310
homeopathic mint tea 130
honey dipper 1
honey mead 2
honey stick 8
honey-dew 1
honey-dipped locust 417
honeybritches 1
honeycap 1
honeypot 1
hopping socks 54
horizontal tango 246
hors d'oeuvre tray 1,013
Hot 'n' Scarys 1
hot and sour sauce 2
hot ashes 993
hot buttered roll 16
hot coal 99
hot cross bow 2
hot date 1,223
hot daub bun 1
hot daub stand 1
hot katana blade 1,483
hot mint schnocolate 113
hot nuggets 852
hot pink lipstick 4
hot plate 206
hot powder 363
hot stuffing 3
hot wad 1,775
hot watered rum 1,002
hot wing 1,590
hotel minibar key 43
hothammer 2
Hotwire™ brand candy rope 1
hovering sombrero 65
How to Avoid Scams 274
huge bowl of candy 96
huge gold coin 52
huge mint leaf 4
huge pumpkin 7
huge spoon 596
Huggler Radio 1
Humanitini 28
Hundred Headed IPA 2
Hunger™ Sauce 1
hushed puppy 30
hustler shades 6
hyperbolic plasma focuser 151
hypnodisk 1
hypodermic needle 75
ice harvest 3,706
ice hotel bell 1,035
ice house 1
Ice Island Long Tea 5
ice porter 4,327
ice rice 199
ice sickle 4
ice skate doll 3
ice stein 1
Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace 2
Ice-Cold Beer Ring 2
ice-cold Cloaca Zero 12
ice-cold fotie 471
ice-cold Sir Schlitz 1,449
ice-cold six-pack 7
ice-cold Willer 2,236
Iceberglar scarf 2
iceberglet 1
iced plum wine 106
iced-out bling 11
icicle katana 5
icing poncho 34
icy hairspray 6
icy katana hilt 686
icy-hot katana 10
igloo pie 34
iGoogly 269
Iiti Kitty Gumdrop 122
Iiti Kitty phone charm 132
imitation crab crate 49
imitation crab meat 1,223
imitation nice watch 5
imitation whetstone 1
imitation White Russian 605
immense cyborg hand 38
imp air 394
Imp Ale 1,490
imp unity ring 211
imported lemon lozenge 1
impure gasoline 201
incredible pizza 22
incredibly creepy marionette 15
industrial strength starch 28
infernal fife 336
infernal insoles 303
infernal toilet brush 1
inflatable duck 6
ingot of seal-iron 127
ingot turtle 9
Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration 168
ink bladder 765
inkwell 2,265
inky squid sauce 839
Inndya trading card 1
Inner Strength 21
Inner Truth 23
Inner Wisdom 25
insane tophat 1
insanely spicy bean burrito 1,355
insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito 547
insanely spicy jumping bean burrito 671
Instant Karma 6
insulting hat 2
intact anemone spike 300
interesting-looking twig 104
interrogative elixir 46
intimidating coiffure 7
intricate clockwork egg 64
intriguing puzzle box 5
invisibility potion 2
invisible bag 12
ion grid 50
ion-pulse modulation stabilizer 8
irate sombrero 8,141
Iron Beta of Industry 118
iron chain 2
iron dagger 1
iron pasta spoon 2
iron torso box 9
ironic battle spoon 6
ironic jogging shorts 4
ironic mint 11
ironic moustache 13
ironic oversized sunglasses 1
irradiated candy cane 24
irradiated pet snacks 9
irradiated turtle 93
irresistibility potion 20
ittah bittah hookah 1
Iunion Crown 1
ivory cue ball 10
jabañero pepper 904
jabañero-flavored chewing gum 191
jack flapper 97
Jack-in-the-box 81
Jack-O-Lantern beer 13
Jackass Plumber home game 1
Jackhammer 2
Jacob's rung 16
jagged scrap metal 69
jam band 3
jam band bootleg 353
janglin' bones 1,681
jangly bracelet 5
jangly spurs 1
jar full of wind 545
jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade 6
jar of anniversary jam 1
jar of fermented pickle juice 16
jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd) 1
jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic) 1
jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist) 1
jar of squeeze 2
jar of swamp gas 813
jar of swamp honey 54
Jarlsberg's earring 43
Jarlsberg's key lime 65
Jarlsberg's key lime pie 135
Jarlsberg's pan 1
jaunty feather 6
java cookie 24
jawbruiser 75
jazz soap 129
jazzy cigarette holder 10
Jefferson wings 79
Jekyllin hide belt 3
jellyfish gel 32
Jerks' Health™ Magazine 1
jerky coins 8,656
jet bennie marble 10
jewel-eyed wizard hat 1
jewelry-making pliers 2
jigsaw blade 12
jive turkey leg 36
Jocko Homo's head 5
Jodhpurs of Violence 1
Jolly Roger charrrm 107
Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet 132
joybuzzer 513
jug of baconstone juice 3
jug of Gnomochloric acid 1
jug of hamethyst juice 1
jug of porquoise juice 2
jug-o-magicalness 302
Juju Mojo Mask 1
Jumbo Dr. Lucifer 2
jumbo olive 497
jumping bean burrito 890
jumping bean taco 4
jumping horseradish 172
jungle drum 86
jungle floor wax 130
Junior Adventurer's merit badge 1
juniper berries 162
junk trunks 1
junk yard 1
Junk-Bond 7
kamicorpse-ee 2
Kashmir sweater 4
keel-haulin' knife 42
keg shield 447
kelp 345
kelp-holly gun 1
Kentucky-fried meat crossbow 3
Kentucky-fried meat staff 1
Kentucky-style derby 4
ketchup 5
ketchup hound 2,259
Kevlar balloon 1
kick-ass kicks 19
kickback cookbook 17
kill screen 1
killer rag doll 58
killing feather 763
killing jar 57
Kiss the Knob apron 1
Kissin' Cousins 9
kite 459
Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card 3
kiwi 155
kiwi beak 44
kneecapping stick 1,249
knob bugle 169
Knob Göblin lòve potion 266
Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar 83
Knob Goblin elite helm 187
Knob Goblin elite pants 225
Knob Goblin elite polearm 172
Knob Goblin elite shirt 834
Knob Goblin eyedrops 89
Knob Goblin firecracker 758
Knob Goblin harem pants 429
Knob Goblin harem veil 537
Knob Goblin learning pill 104
Knob Goblin love potion 999
Knob Goblin lunchbox 20
Knob Goblin melon baller 292
Knob Goblin Mutagen 84
Knob Goblin nasal spray 10
Knob Goblin pants 511
Knob Goblin perfume 334
Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray 4,096
Knob Goblin scimitar 488
Knob Goblin seltzer 1,469
Knob Goblin sharpening spray 2
Knob Goblin spatula 195
Knob Goblin steroids 944
Knob Goblin stink bomb 1
Knob Goblin superseltzer 663
Knob Goblin tongs 520
Knob Goblin Uberpants 17
Knob Goblin visor 194
knob ka-bobs 669
Knob lo mein 228
Knob mushroom 4,121
knob mushroom wine 1
Knob nuts 91
Knob pasty 203
Knob sausage 62,807
Knob sausage stir-fry 48
Knob shroomkabob 117
Knob stir-fry 416
knobby helmet turtle 16
Knoll lo mein 10
Knoll mushroom 1,642
Knoll shroomkabob 448
knuckle sandwich 276
kobold kibble 16
KoL Con 13 T-shirt 1
Krakrox's Loincloth 2
Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™ 1
Krampus Horn 1
kumquartz 54
kumquartz ring 1
kumquat 4
kumquat supersucker 37
La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez 34
ladle of mystery 2
large box 119
large cocoa eggshell fragment 229
LARP membership card 1
Lars the Cyberian 6
laser-broiled pear 92
latte lovers member's mug 1
lava-proof pants 34
lavawater 2
lavender candy heart 1,508
lavender candygram 1
lavender paisley oyster egg 153
lavender plastic oyster egg 142
lavender polka-dot oyster egg 46
lavender striped oyster egg 46
law-abiding citizen cane 4
lawn dart 11
lawnmower blade 10
Lazybones™ recliner 1
LCD game: Burger Belt 175
LCD game: Food Eater 176
LCD game: Garbage River 189
lead necklace 347
lead yo-yo 1
Lead Zeta of Chastity 2
leaf 5
leaf of grass 43
leaflet 22
leather aviator's cap 1
leather bookmark 5
leather chaps 978
leather glove 33
leather mask 269
leathery bat skin 1,023
leathery cat skin 1,013
leathery rat skin 1,313
Lederhosen of the Night 35
left half of a heart necklace 3
left parenthesis 1
left-handed melodica 1
leftover canapés 1
leftover Crimbo rations 23
leftovers of indeterminate origin 379
leggings of the Spider Queen 3
legitimate business on the beach 27
lemon 1,708
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Let Me Be! 16
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licorice boa 2
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lifeless meat doll 1
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lihc eye pie 374
lihc face 1,150
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lime supersucker 61
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limp broccoli 14
line 6,992
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lion oil 128
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little firkin 101
Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab 1
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Locust 2
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los chinos 7
lost key 301
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lotion of hotness 1,818
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lotion of spookiness 738
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Louder Than Bomb 1
Loudmouth Larry Lamprey 1,622
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lowercase N 860
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M-242 206
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metrognome 1
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler 53
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub 1,867
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Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid 89
Microplushie: Fauxnerditide 55
Microplushie: Gothochondria 174
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Microplushie: Hipsterine 24
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mid-level medieval mead 1
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midriff scrubs 98
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milky potion 4,675
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mime army insignia (morale) 1
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Misty Robe 28
Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas 2
mixed wildflower greens 319
Mob Penguin cellular phone 1,430
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Mon Tiki 51
monkey wrench 509
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moose thought 32
mooseflank 608
More Humanitini than Humanitini 9
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Mortimer's nostrum 85
Morto Moreto 5
mostly-broken sunglasses 10
mother's little helper 551
mother's secret recipe 9
motivational poster 6
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Mountain Stream soda 4,092
mouse skull 9
moveable feast 1
moxie weed 663
Mr. Accessory Jr. 3
Mr. Balloon 1
Mr. Cheeng's spectacles 2
Mr. Eh? 1
Mr. Haggis 141
Mr. Joe's bangles 40
Mr. Mediocrebar 2,384
Mt. McLargeHuge oyster 5,542
muculent machete 2
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Mudflap-Girl Earring 5
Mudflap-Girl Necklace 1
Mudflap-Girl Ring 4
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multi-level marzipan 7
mummy costume 545
mummy mask 7
mummy wrapping 2,692
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Murderer's Punch 1
murky potion 6,276
Muschat 1
muscle oil 20
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mushroom pizza 844
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My First Art of War 6
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Mysterious Black Box 42
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Mysterious Green Box 52
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nailswurst 1
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nanite-infested eggnog 271
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navel ring of navel gazing 1
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ND 5
necklace chain 47
Necrotelicomnicon 56
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nega-mushroom 43
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Neuromancer 57
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Neverending Party guest pass 2
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Newman's Own Trousers 4
NG 382
Nickel Gamma of Frugality 103
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Nightmare Fuel 30
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ninja crampons 164
ninja eyeblack 15
ninja fear powder 4
ninja hot pants 242
ninja mop 182
ninja rope 166
non-aged vinegar 70
non-Euclidean non-accordion 9
Northern pemmican 8
Nose Ring of Putrescence 2
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I 16
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II 19
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III 15
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV 7
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V 10
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI 8
nothing-in-the-box 3
nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box 1
noticeable pumps 147
novelty fruit hat 35
novelty tattoo sleeves 2
Now and Earlier 1,478
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NPZR chemistry set 802
Nuclear Blastball 124
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O 2,401
O'RLY manual 202
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ocarina of space 149
occult jelly donut 1
ocean motion 3,210
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oily mushroom wine 1
oily paste 1
ointment of the occult 1,695
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Ol' Scratch's ash can 3
Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork 1
Ol' Scratch's manacles 2
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old-fashioned 872
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oldcake 4
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one pill 486
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onion shurikens 2
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Operation Patriot Shield 1
optimal spreadsheet 1
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orange and black Crimboween candy 1,110
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orcish stud-finder 97
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original G 1,329
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Oscus's garbage can lid 1
Oscus's neverending soda 1
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Ouija Board, Ouija Board 67
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oversized pizza cutter 339
oversized skullcap 4
oversized snowflake 4
ovoid leather thing 5,205
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oyster basket 83
P.B.L.T. 1
pacification grenade 2
Pack of Alice's Army Cards 1,506
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PADL Phone 698
page of the Necrohobocon 52
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Paint A Vulgar Pitcher 58
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papier-mitre 1
papier-mochi 1
papotion of papower 75
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patchouli oil bomb 287
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PB&BP 9
PB&J with the crusts cut off 378
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pec oil 231
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Pendant of Fire 2
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Peppermint Pip Packet 1
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peppermint tailings 799
perfect ice cube 8,633
perfect paloma 1
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perl necklace 22
perpendicular guano 18
perpendicular hula 408
perpendicular hula with a fly in it 1
personal graffiti kit 41
personal massager 393
personalizable gingerbread cookie 10
personalized birthday cake 1
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pestoblade 2
pestopiary 110
pet rock 77
pet rock "Groucho" disguise 499
pet rock "Snooty" disguise 496
petit 4.1 16
petit fortran 19
petrified noodles 18
petrified time 5
petrified wood 739
pewter claymore 3
phat turquoise bead 148
phat turquoise bracelet 5
philosopher's scone 1,274
philter of phorce 1,760
phish stick 24
phonics down 418
photoprotoneutron torpedo 1,554
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pickle-flavored chewing gum 162
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pie man was not meant to eat 59
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pine tar 16
Pine-Fresh air freshener 111
pineapple slab 4
pink candy heart 1,779
pink candygram 2
pink clay bead 16
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Pink Heart of Spirit 1
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pink pony 850
pink slime 197
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pitchfork 898
pitted sheet metal 299
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pixel cross 2
pixel hat 11
pixel pants 7
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Plague of Locusts 7
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plain pizza 68
plain snowcone 10
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plastic Jefferson wings 203
plastic nightmare troll 5
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plastic passion fruit 96
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plastic vampire fangs 1
plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans 2
plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas 5
plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans 3
Platinum Yendorian Express Card 1
plexiglass pants 1
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plexiglass pikestaff 1
plexiglass pinky ring 1
plexiglass pith helmet 1
plexiglass pocketwatch 1
PlexiPips 8
plot hole 5,875
plum 243
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plum wine 54
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plunge-leg 53
plush alielf 1
plush alien hamsterpus 1
plush dogcat 1
plush hamsterpus 1
pocket ace 2
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pocket theremin 31
pocket wish 38
pocketwatch on a chain 55
pog #01 (spider) 2
pog #02 (Knob goblin) 5
pog #03 (warwelf) 3
pog #04 (skleleton) 2
pog #05 (ninja snowman) 2
pog #06 (filthy hippy) 3
pog #07 (orcish frat boy) 3
pog #08 (hellion) 3
pog #09 (pirate) 2
pog #10 (hobo) 4
pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) 1
pointed stick 131
pointy mushroom 208
pointy red hat 18
Poison Oak trading card 2
poison pen 29
poisonous caviar 12
Pokëmann band-aid 50
Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip 10
Pokëmann figurine: Duck 5
Pokëmann figurine: Frank 7
Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump 9
Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking 16
Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan 9
Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap 24
Pokëmann figurine: Moog 5
Pokëmann figurine: Nothing 13
Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu 15
Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth 6
Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf 21
Pokëmann figurine: Twitter 15
Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite 15
Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth 21
poker face paint 9
Polka Pop 3
polka-dot bow tie 24
poltergeist-in-the-jar-o 78
polyalloy shield 38
Polysniff Perfume 119
poncho de azucar 1
ponytail clip 149
poodle skirt 47
pool cue 281
pool of liquid metal 4
pool torpedo 304
poppy 93
popsicle stick 103
popular tart 4
porcelain pelerine 1
porcelain pepper mill 1
porcelain phantom mask 1
porcelain plus-fours 1
porcelain police baton 1
porcelain porkpie 1
Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans 4
pork elf goodies sack 14
porkpocket 8
porquoise 102
porquoise bracelet 6
porquoise eyebrow ring 10
porquoise necklace 18
porquoise ring 7
portable cassette player 242
portable corkscrew 129
portable dam 2
portable motorcycle 1
portable photocopier 126
portable table 5
possessed sugar cube 15
possessed tomato 58
possessed top 201
possibility potion 19
post-holiday sale coupon 7
potato pistol 6
potato sprout 1
potent potion of potency 6
potion of animal rage 1
Potion of Heroism 6
potion of potency 16
potion of punctual companionship 1
potion of temporary gr8ness 85
potion of the captain's hammer 2
potion of the field gar 1
potion of the litterbox 1
potion of X-ray vision 1
potted cactus 6
potted fern 5
pottery club 1
pottery hat 2
pottery shield 2
pottery training pants 2
pottery yo-yo 1
poultrygeist 3
poutine 1,325
poutine pole 2
powdered candy sushi set 23
powdered donut 47
powdered organs 499
powdered powdered sugar 5
powdered sealbone 72
powdered toad horn 89
powdered wig 15
power pill 723
power sock 2
Powerful Glove 1
pr0n cocktail 201
pr0n legs 4,112
pr0n m4nic0tti 241
pr0n stir-fry 409
pr0n taco 5
precious piercing post 18
pregnant mushroom 1
prehistoric spear 43
Prelude of Precision 1
premium malt liquor 19
prescription teeth whitener 1
press-on ribs 158
pressurized potion of perception 6
pressurized potion of perspicacity 35
pressurized potion of puissance 7
pressurized potion of pulchritude 31
pretty bouquet 44
pretty flower 14,821
Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit 11
primitive candy cane 2
print screen button 4
prismatic wad 699
pristine fish scale 5
pristine walrus tusk 8
Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket 69
probability potion 2,103
procrastination potion 379
Professor What T-Shirt 285
programmable turtle 58
projectile icemaker 8
prosthetic forehead 92
protection stick 387
Prunets 79
prussian cathouse 19
prussian cathouse with a fly in it 2
psychic's amulet 38
psychic's circlet 41
psychic's crystal ball 42
psychic's pslacks 50
psycho sweater 9
psychoanalytic jar 137
Psychotic Train wine 26
pteruges 1
puce paisley oyster egg 98
puce plastic oyster egg 76
puce polka-dot oyster egg 322
puce striped oyster egg 57
puff of smoke 30
pufferfish spine 58
pulled blue taffy 1
pulled green taffy 1
pulled porquoise earring 2
pulled porquoise pendant 2
pulled porquoise ring 2
pulled red taffy 1
pulled violet taffy 1
pulsing flesh 16
pump-up high-tops 4
pumpkin 325
pumpkin beer 6
pumpkin bomb 2
pumpkin juice 3
pumpkinhead mask 525
punch-drunk punch 30
punk patch 108
punk rock jacket 94
puppet strings 104
Purple Beast energy drink 327
purple clay bead 4
purple corpsel 3
purple glowstick 5
Purple Horseshoe of Honor 1
purple pixel pie 1
purple prose pen 65
purple snowcone 1,659
purple-frosted astral cupcake 9
Putrid Pendant 2
PVC staff 1
pygmy adder oil 389
pygmy blowgun 468
pygmy briefs 65
pygmy concertinette 6
pygmy dart 49
pygmy nose-bone 83
pygmy papers 187
pygmy phone number 262
pygmy pygment 338
pygmy spear 39
pygmy witchhazel 89
quadroculars 3
quake of arrows 3
quantum nanopolymer spider web 1
quantum taco 2,216
quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments 6
Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit 218
Quiets-Your-Steps 1
rabbit punch 1
rack of dinosaur ribs 1
Rad Lib 3,819
radiation-resistant helmet 43
radiator heater shield 8
radium-flavored potato chips 341
rag doll 125
Raggedy Hippy doll 2
rainbow bomb 3
rainbow crossbow 3
rainbow jellybean 7
rainbow sauce 3
rainbow tie 6
Rainbow's Gravity 2
raisin 6
ram horns 2,263
ram stick 1,830
Ram's Face Lager 9,959
ram-battering staff 2
raspberry 7
raspberry beret 2
rat appendix 14,032
rat appendix kabob 334
rat appendix stir-fry 387
rat head balloon 1
rat scrapple 396
rat tooth polish 2
ratarang 1
ratgut 16,755
ratini 301
ratskin belt 3
ratskin pajama pants 1
rattail whip 3
rattler gland 18
rattler rattle 387
ratty knitted cap 131
rave whistle 326
ravioli della hippy 431
ravioli hat 456
raw green beans 2
raw potato 1
raw sweet potato 2
raw turkey 587
razor-sharp can lid 1,618
razor-tipped yo-yo 204
realistic cap gun 26
really dense meat stack 64
Really Expensive Jewelry and You 1
really really sticky spider web 6
really sticky spider web 4
really thick bandage 10
really thick spine 9
record of infuriating silence (used) 1
record of menacing silence 1
recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity 5
recording of Chorale of Companionship 13
recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad 375
recording of Elron's Explosive Etude 15
recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration 25
recording of Prelude of Precision 17
recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder 1
recursive spline reticulator 5
red ale 16
red and green rain stick 1
red armband 5
Red Army camouflage kit 13
red badge 53
red balloon 1
Red Balloon of Valor 1
red blood cells 163
red book 164
red box 1
red button 506
red China marble 111
red coat 61
red eye 40
red face paint 1
red foxglove 4
red gummi ingot 1,110
red letter 317
red masque 73
red paisley oyster egg 208
Red Pill 7
red pixel 1,260
red pixel potion 135
red plastic baby 2
red plastic oyster egg 74
red polka-dot oyster egg 165
red potion 37
red red wine 369
Red Rover BB gun 78
red rum 328
red shirt 65
red shoe 70
red silk skirt 8
red snowcone 1,524
red striped oyster egg 74
red traffic cone 1
red velvet cake 366
red wagon 148
Red X Shield 72
red-and-green sweater 72
red-hot boilermaker 27
red-hot jawbreaker 2
red-hot poker 74
red-hot sausage fork 45
Redeye™ Eyedrops 5
redrum 386
reflection of a map 1
regret hose 1
Regular Cloaca Cola 6
reindeer hammer 2
reindeer sickle 2
reinforced beaded headband 796
reinforced furry underpants 3
remaindered axe 4
remorseless knife 4
reodorant 141
resolution: be feistier 628
resolution: be happier 468
resolution: be kinder 123
resolution: be luckier 187
resolution: be more adventurous 193
resolution: be sexier 618
resolution: be smarter 620
resolution: be stronger 594
resolution: be wealthier 607
Retenez L'Herbe Paté 28
Retrospecs 1
returned Thinknerd package 49
reusable shopping bag 7
reverse-oscillating klystron 100
rewinged stab bat 4
rhesus monkey 70
rhinestone 11,811
rhinestone cowboy shirt 15
rib of the Bonerdagon 8
ribbon candy 308
ribbon candy ascot 2
rice bowl 227
rickety old unicycle 34
ridiculous belt 1
ridiculous cocktail 49
ridiculous earring 4
ridiculous sandwich 47
ridiculous sunglasses 3
ridiculously huge sword 274
ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon 160
right half of a heart necklace 4
right parenthesis 1
rigid carapace 20
ring of adornment 14
ring of aggravate monster 238
ring of cold resistance 5
ring of conflict 30
ring of Detect Boring Doors 9
Ring of Fire 1
ring of fire resistance 7
ring of gain strength 14
ring of half-assed regeneration 32
ring of increase damage 21
Ring of the Sewer Snake 2
ring of the Skeleton Lord 1
ring setting 24
rinky-dink sixgun 1
roasted duck 1
roasted marshmallow 59
robin's egg 1
roboduck-on-a-string 9
robot grease 683
robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N. 256
robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T. 255
robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D. 256
robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R. 256
robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. 259
robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. 259
robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. 261
robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H. 255
robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N. 258
robotronic egg 744
rock 60
Rock and Roll Legend 23
Rock Pops 5,518
rockfish stomach 1
rockin' wagon 514
rockin' wagon with a fly in it 2
rocky raccoon 1,147
rodeo whiskey 24
rogue swarmer 1,096
roll in the hay 1,125
roll of Hob-Os 249
roll of meat 20
roll of toilet paper 2,600
roller skate doll 2
rolling pin 7
Roman sadnals 5
Rompedores de Fantasmas 1
root beer barrel 1
rose 4
rose-colored glasses 1
rotting beefsteak 26
rotting cowskin 1
rough fish scale 140
round blue bomb 18
round green sunglasses 114
round purple sunglasses 554
royal jelly 596
royal jelly taco 7
rubber axe 19
rubber band gun 60
rubber emo roe 581
rubber gloves 4
rubber ribcage 6
rubber spider 200
rubber WWBD? bracelet 81
rubber WWJD? bracelet 71
rubber WWSPD? bracelet 65
rubber WWtNSD? bracelet 71
Rubee™ 10,393
ruby on canes 21
ruby W 1,855
rum and cola 200
rum barrel charrrm 286
rum barrel charrrm bracelet 2
runny fermented egg 4
runny icing 921
runproof mascara 363
Russian Ice 3,435
rusted-out shootin' iron 58
rusty bonesaw 74
rusty broken diving helmet 8
rusty chain necklace 60
rusty compass 2
rusty grave robbing shovel 605
rusty hedge trimmers 32
rusty metal key 9
rusty metal ring 17
rusty metal shaft 11
rusty old lantern 1
rusty piece of rebar 22
rusty porthole 1
rusty rivet 14
rusty speargun 7
rxr shield 1
s'more 3
s'more gun 1
S.A.V.E. flyer 334
S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S. 1
sabre teeth 1,753
sabre-toothed lime cub 5
Saccharine Maple pendant 1
sachet of strange powder 1
sack lunch 419
sack of doorknobs 3
Sacramento wine 374
Safari Jack's moustache 4
safarrri hat 120
safety vest 5
saffron antaravasaka 1
saffron uttarasanga 1
sake bomb 1,760
salacious crumbs 314
salacious lychee chuhai 3
salacious screwdiver 14
salamander slurry 31
salamander spleen 294
SalesCo sample kit 1
salinated mint julep 708
Salsa de las Epocas 12
salt plum 103
salt wages 124
salt water taffy 1
salty dog 648
salty gumdrop 311
salty slug 90
samurai turtle 2
samurai turtle helmet 1
sand dollar 2,813
sandwich of the gods 15
sangria 200
Sangria de Menthe 1
Sasq™ watch 2
Satan hat 1
Saturday Night Special 80
sauce of the ages 1
saucepan 949
Saucepanic 51
sausage bomb 83
sausage pizza 1,108
savory crossbow 1
savoy truffle 488
sawblade fragment 378
sawblade shield 77
Sazerorc 1
Scalp of Gorgolok 3
scary death orb 2
scented massage oil 98
scepter of the Skeleton Lord 1
Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince 1
Schrödinger's thermos 10,965
scintillating oyster egg 17
scintillating powder 1
scissor duck 4
scorpion whip 147
scotch on the rocks 1
scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker 1,909
scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker 1,833
scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker 1,881
scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker 1,863
scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker 1,864
scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker 1,846
screwdiver 4
screwdriver 1,250
screwing pooch 99
scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil 160
scroll of drastic healing 5,253
scroll of pasta summoning 51
scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff 102
scroll of Puddingskin 104
scrumdiddlyumptious solution 4
scrumptious ice ant 2
scrumptious reagent 19,664
sea avocado 148
sea blueberry 408
sea broccoli 416
sea carrot 144
sea cauliflower 457
sea chaps 10
sea cowbell 48
sea cowboy hat 1
sea cucumber 154
sea grease 26
sea jelly 8
sea lace 20
sea lasso 184
sea leather 106
sea lychee 1
sea persimmon 478
sea radish 29
sea salt crystal 59
sea salt scrubs 45
sea tangelo 14
seal medal 1
seal tooth 246
seal-blubber candle 3
seal-brain elixir 3
seal-clubbing club 1,155
seal-skull helmet 434
sealhide belt 1
sealhide buckler 1
sealhide cloak 1
sealhide gloves 1
sealhide hood 1
sealhide leggings 1
sealhide moccasins 1
sealhide seal doll 1
sealhide snare 1
sealhide whip 1
sealskin drum 1
seaode 29
seaweed 71
sebaceous shield 2
secret blend of herbs and spices 508
secret mummy herbs and spices 144
security blankie 1
security flashlight 145
self-dribbling basketball 1
Senior Mints 5,757
sensitive poetry journal 47
Sensual Massage for Creeps 12
sequined fez 2
serpentine sword 205
serum of sarcasm 164
servo-assisted exo-pants 35
servomechanical torsion facilitator 18
set of jacks 6
severed rocking horse head 4
sewage-clogged pistol 32
sewer nuggets 1,845
sewer snake 6
sewer turtle 1
sewer wad 561
shadowy cat claw 1
shady shades 8
Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion 9
sham champagne 2
shamanic ham 13
shard of double-ice 114
shark cartilage 100
shark jumper 9
shark tooth 5
shark tooth necklace 1
sharkfin gumbo 53
sharpened hubcap 1
sharpened spoon 6
shavin' razor 2
shaving cream 10
sheet cake 32
shellacked shell 1
shells a la shellfish 2
Shield of Icy Fate 3
shield of the Skeleton Lord 1
Shielding Potion 137
shimmering rainbow sand 4
shimmering tendrils 9
shin gourds 1
shingle 540
shining halo 1
shining star cap 1
shiny brass tailfeathers 1
shiny butcherknife 15
shiny hood ornament 70
shiny ring 642
shiny stones 378
shiny tribal beads 25
shirt kit 20
Shivering Chèvre 238
shock belt 8
shock collar 24
shocked shell 14
shoe ad T-shirt 142
shooting morning star 31
Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip 2
short calculator 189
short deposition 141
short writ of habeas corpus 73
short-handled mop 46
shot of blackberry schnapps 963
shot of flower schnapps 817
shot of grapefruit schnapps 928
shot of mescal 5
shot of nepenthe schnapps 1
shot of orange schnapps 2,150
shot of peach schnapps 49
shot of pear schnapps 6
shot of rotgut 123
Shot of the Living Dead 1
shot of tomato schnapps 417
shrapnel jelly donut 1
shredded hellseal hide 9
shrimp cocktail 19
shrinking powder 34
Shrubble Bubble 1
shuddering cow skull 1
shuddersword 1
shuriken salad 27
shushed potatoes 19
silent A 1
silent B 38
silent beret 2
silent C 1
silent D 2
silent E 1
silent F 1
silent G 1
silent H 1
silent I 12
silent J 34
silent K 1
silent L 7
silent M 2
silent N 20
silent nightlight 1
silent O 5
silent P 12
silent pea shooter 37
silent Q 16
silent R 2
silent S 1
silent T 1
silent U 1
silent V 1
silent W 42
silent X 36
silent Y 8
silent Z 6
Silly Little Love Song 1
Silver Bullet beer 13
silver cheese-slicer 8
silver face paint 42
silver paté knife 3
silver salt-shaker 10
silver shrimp fork 9
silver tongue charrrm 221
silver tongue charrrm bracelet 32
simple ancient cursed key 3
sinewy crossbow string 45
Sinful Desires 2
single atom 640
single-serving herbal stuffing 3
sinister-looking cat 32
six pack of Mountain Stream 1,196
six tiny wedges of goat cheese 52
six-rainbow shield 5
sk8board 212
skate blade 36
skate board 57
skate skates 186
skate skin 833
skelelton spine 766
skeletal banana 22
skeletal scabbard 1
skeleton 92
skeleton beans 1
skeleton bone 3,668
skeleton key 1,032
skeleton key ring 17
skewer 292
skewer-mounted razor blade 34
skewered cat appendix 3
skirt / kilt kit 39
skull of the Bonerdagon 2
skull with a fuse in it 2
skull-shaped Crimboween cookie 13
Skullery Maid's Knee 75
Skullhead's Screw 1
slab of sponge 11
slap and slap again 101
slap and tickle 2,148
slap and tickle with a fly in it 7
sleaze nuggets 40
sleaze powder 581
sleaze wad 249
sleazy and sour sauce 1
sleazy bindle 22
sleazy fairy gravy 4
sleep mask 10
sleeping snowy owl 2
sleeping stocking 44
sleeping wereturtle 18
sleeve deuce 4
slice of pizza 85
slick fish meat 108
slightly peevedbow 6
slime convention coupons 5
slime convention flyers 7
slime convention pin 6
slime convention t-shirt 4
slime stack 1
slime-covered necklace 1
slime-soaked hypophysis 1
Slimosa 1
slimy alveolus 218
slimy fermented bile bladder 2,352
slimy sweetbreads 2,467
slingshot 126
slip 'n' slide 1,006
slippery when wet shield 1
Sloe Comfortable Zoo 6
Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire 11
slow jam collection 5
Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags 38
slug of rum 285
slug of shochu 293
slug of vodka 370
small box 49
small gummi fin 2
small leather glove 76
Smart Bone Dust 3
smart skull 5,544
smart watch 99
smashed danish 1
smellbook 9
smelted roe 2
smile-sharpening stone 24
smiley-face sticker 1
smiling rat 3
smirking shrunken head 225
smoked potsherd 28
smoker's cloak 1
smoking grass 322
smoking talon 2
smoky potion 2,820
smoldering staff 3
SMOOCH bracers 1
SMOOCH breastplate 1
SMOOCH codpiece 1
SMOOCH kneepads 1
SMOOCH soda 3
SMOOCH spaulders 1
smooth velvet bra 1
smooth velvet hanky 1
smooth velvet hat 1
smooth velvet pants 1
smooth velvet pocket square 1
smooth velvet shirt 1
smooth velvet socks 1
smudge stick 1
smudged alchemical recipe 70
smut orc keepsake box 13
smut orc sunglasses 65
snailmail bits 2
snailmail breeches 4
snailmail coif 2
snailmail hauberk 2
snake 204
snake oil 31
snake shield 181
snake skin 35
snapdragon pistil 13
snarling wolf shield 178
Sneaky Pete's breath spray 8
Sneaky Pete's key lime 85
Sneaky Pete's key lime pie 94
Sneaky Pete's leather jacket 1
snifter of thoroughly aged brandy 2,147
snorkel 26
snow belly 1
snow berries 2,325
snow cleats 1
snow crab 75
snow fort 1
snow hat 1
snow machine 1
snow pants 1
Snow Queen Crown 476
Snow Suit 1
snowball 6
snowboarder pants 274
snowpack 1
snowstick 7
soap knife 48
sock garters 8
sock monkey 17
soda water 22
soft green echo eyedrop antidote 1,836
soft green echo eyedrop antidote martini 126
software glitch 2
soggy elf shoes 2
soggy gingerbread chunk 281
soggy seed packet 44
soggy used band-aid 351
soggy wofl t-shirt 2
solid baconstone earring 2
solid baconstone necklace 1
solid baconstone ring 2
solid gold bowling ball 322
solid gold pegleg 144
solid shifting time weirdness 10
sommelier's towel 14
sonar-in-a-biscuit 801
SongBoom™ BoomBox 1
sorority brain 9
soul coin 2
soul doorbell 2
soul knife 1
soul mask 2
soul monocle 1
soup turtle 1
sour powder 3
Source essence 1
souvenir ski t-shirt 67
soy cordial 3
soyburger juice 1
soylent staff 4
space bar 1
space beast fur hat 1
space beast fur pants 1
space beast fur whip 1
space jam 2
space junk 89
space marine flash grenade 1
Space Tourist Phaser 35
Space Tours Tripple 115
spade necklace 42
spaghetti con calaveras 67
spaghetti cult mask 32
spaghetti cult rosary 48
spaghetti with ghost balls 1
spaghetti with Skullheads 70
spaghetti-box banjo 1
Spam Witch sammich 1,156
spandex anniversary shorts 1
spangly mariachi pants 77
spangly mariachi vest 34
spangly sombrero 79
spangly unitard 217
Spant eggs 15
spare neck bolts 22
spark plug earring 5
sparking robo-battery 319
sparkler 107
special clip: boneburners 9
special clip: splatterers 9
special clip: tracers 1
special clip: wailers 1
special sauce glove 3
Special Seasoning 5,069
specialty ammo bandolier 867
spectral jelly 13
spectral pickle 241
spectre scepter 295
SPF 451 lip balm 104
sphygmomanometer 82
spice melange 7
spiced rum 12
spices 2,358
spicy bean burrito 609
spicy enchanted bean burrito 638
spicy jerky stick 11
spicy jumping bean burrito 640
spicy mushroom quesadilla 1
spicy noodles 59
spider web 1,855
spidercow eye-cluster 9
spiked femur 283
spiky turtle helmet 3
spiky turtle shield 3
Spirit Precipice 5
spiritual candy cane 17
spiritual eggnog 17
spiritual fruitcake 20
spiritual gingerbread 16
sponge cake 45
sponge helmet 4
spongy shield 8
spooky alphabet block 32
spooky and sour sauce 110
spooky bark 1,266
spooky bicycle chain 44
spooky bindle 21
spooky cosmetics bag 65
spooky eggnog 262
spooky eyeliner 11
spooky felt 121
spooky hockey mask 3
spooky lasso 199
spooky length of string 2,962
spooky lipstick 9
spooky lo mein 218
spooky mushroom 4,134
spooky mushroom wine 1
spooky music box mechanism 8
spooky nuggets 318
spooky powder 116
Spooky Putty snake 1
spooky sap 735
spooky scarecrow 4
spooky shroomkabob 6
spooky shrunken head 1,129
spooky sound effects record 29
spooky staff 4
spooky stick 1,316
spooky stir-fry 45
spooky stuffing 400
Spooky Surprise Egg 365
spooky wad 188
spooky wooden block 135
Spooky-Gro fertilizer 61
spoon! 3
spoonful of Linguine-Os 2
spork 24
spray paint 311
spring 1,033
sprocket 1,343
sprocket assembly 15
spruce juice 1
square CRIMBCOOKIE 12
square sponge pants 7
squashed frog 73
Squat-Thrust Magazine 78
squeaky staff 3
squeaky toy rose 1
squirming egg sac 162
St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket 2
Stabonic scroll 1
Staff of the Grand Flambé 1
Staff of the Greasefire 1
Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals 1
Staff of the Kitchen Floor 1
Staff of the Midnight Snack 1
Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern 1
Staff of the Short Order Cook 1
Staff of the Walk-In Freezer 1
Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron 1
Staff of the Woodfire 1
stained mattress 16
stainless steel scarf 22
stainless steel shillelagh 32
stainless steel skullcap 14
stainless steel slacks 6
stainless steel solitaire 3
stainless steel suspenders 49
stale baguette 408
stale cheer wine 14
stale Cheer-E-Os 16
stalk of asparagus 424
staph of homophones 2
stapler bear 1
star 5,809
star boomerang 1
star buckler 15
star chart 847
star crossbow 49
star hat 76
star key lime 127
star key lime pie 92
star pants 5
star shirt 14
star spatula 4
star staff 16
star starfish 1
star stiletto 3
star sword 16
star throwing star 6
starchy crossbow 1
starchy staff 1
starchy sword 38
Steal This Candy 368
Steam Card: DemonStar (#1) 1
Steam Card: DemonStar (#3) 37
Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2) 57
Steam Card: Meteoid (#1) 17
Steam Card: Space Trip (#1) 43
steampunk potion 138
steamy ruby 22
steel drivin' hammer 222
steely marble 1
stench and sour sauce 120
stench nuggets 387
stench powder 83
stench wad 2,804
Stephen's secret formula 4
sterno-flavored Hob-O 10
stick 52
stick of "gum" 30
stick of dynamite 55
stick of firewood 693
stick-on eyebrow piercing 1,563
stick-on gnome beard 1
stick-on-a-string 5
sticky gloves 59
sticky hand whip 117
sticky meat kilt 8
sticky meat pants 4
sticky meat skirt 4
stinkin' bindle 17
stinking agaricus 1
stinkwater 1
stinky cheese ball 1
stinky mushroom 445
stinky mushroom wine 5
stolen accordion 452
stolen meatpouch 1
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Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword 7
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that gum you like 92
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Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide 998
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Uncle Romulus 66
Unconscious Collective Dream Jar 137
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underwater slingshot 330
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unfortunate dumplings 385
unidentified drink 80
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Unmotivator: Crashed Orca 95
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unnamed cocktail 9
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unrefined Mountain Stream syrup 1,602
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V for Vivala mask 1
Valentine 179
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valuable trinket 675
vampire chowder 52
vampire collar 1,011
vampire duck-on-a-string 523
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vibrating cyborg knife 57
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Vicar's Tutu 27
Victor's Spoils 9
viking helmet 414
villainous scythe 1
vinegar 12,867
vinegar-soaked lemon slice 331
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Vivian's Vitamin 5
vodka and cranberry 349
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vodka martini 1,191
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Volartta's bellbottoms 5
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Volcoino 9
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VYKEA dowel 1,512
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WA 4
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wang 14
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warbear bearserker potion 117
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warbear hoverbelt piecepart 26
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warbear metalworking primer 8
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warbear procedural hilarity drone 4
warbear requisition box 19
warbear robo-camouflage unit 5
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warbear thermoregulator bread 19
warbear trouser fragment 100
warbear wardance potion 120
warbear whosit 8,006
Warm Subject gift certificate 25
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wasabi marble soda 3
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wasabi-infused sake 1
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Way More Tears™ pepper spray 370
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wheel 64
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white Canadian 132
white candy heart 2,662
white chocolate and tomato pizza 296
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