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Display Case for Ultranibbles (#1026924)
This player is ranked #913 for Most Total Items with a total of 159,987 items.
This player is ranked #274 for Most Unique Items with a total of 2,918 items.

This player is a member of the clan Alliance From Heck.

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Ultranibbles (#1026924)
This player has 2,918 unique items and 159,987 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 8
1-ball 10
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 63
2-ball 9
3-ball 12
30669 scroll 24
33398 scroll 264
334 scroll 2
37x37x37 puzzle cube 12
4-ball 9
4-dimensional guitar 112
4:20 bomb 1
5-Alarm Saucepan 6
5-ball 9
6-ball 24
668 scroll 4
7-ball 8
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 117
7-inch discus 2
8-ball 37
9-ball 1
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes 2
a butt tuba 27
a little sump'm sump'm 5
A. W. O. L. commendation 93
abominable blubber 1
abominable snowcone 56
Abyssal ember 1
accidental cider 19
acid-squirting flower 72
acoustic guitarrr 60
actual reality goggles 3
adder bladder 156
adorable seal larva 15
agua de vida 1
airblaster gun 5
all-purpose cleaner 291
all-year sucker 1
alphabet gum 3
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility 7
ammonite fossil 29
amulet of extreme plot significance 52
Amulet of Yendor 2
ancient frozen dinner 46
ancient Magi-Wipes 188
ancient poisoned dart 35
ancient protein powder 42
Ancient Saucehelm 27
ancient spice 49
ancient stone fist 26
ancient stone head 19
ancient turtle shell helmet 2
Angelhair Culottes 14
Angry Farmer candy 110
Ankh of Badahnkadh 5
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
anniversary safety glass vest 1
annoying pitchfork 9
ant agonist 134
ant hoe 3
ant pick 3
ant pitchfork 2
ant rake 3
ant sickle 2
anti-anti-antidote 84
anticheese 35
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 6
antique bottle opener 2
antique greaves 9
antique hand mirror 66
antique helmet 89
antique packet of ketchup 10
antique painting of a landscape 1
antique pair of blue jeans 11
antique record album 3
antique shield 9
antique souvenir drawing 1
antique spear 7
aquaviolet jub-jub bird 1
archaeologing shovel 3
Argarggagarg's fang 14
armgun 30
arrowgram 5
arrrgyle socks 36
asbestos apron 3
asbestos crossbow 21
asbestos crossbow string 1
asbestos helmet turtle 3
asbestos ore 74
asbestos staff 6
asbestos stick 4
asbestos sword 8
asbestos sword hilt 5
ASCII shirt 168
Asleep in the Cemetery 8
asparagus knife 110
asparagus lo mein 3
asparagus stir-fry 3
asshat 3
astral mushroom 2
Atomic Comic 3
automatic catapult 1
awful poetry journal 116
Ax of L'rose 1
baby cuddlefish 2
baby killer bee 60
bacon bath ball 12
baconstone bracelet 1
baconstone earring 1
baconstone pendant 5
baconstone ring 1
bad-ass club 5
badass belt 201
badass pie 1
badge of authority 1
bag of airline peanuts 20
bag of bones 1
bag of Cheat-Os 41
bag of GORF 235
bag of GORP 233
bag of lard 2
bag of many confections 108
bag of QWOP 184
balaclava 2
balaclava baklava 6
ballast turtle 12
balloon helmet 5
balloon monkey 1
balloon shield 1
balloon sword 5
ballpark hot daub 1
ballroom blintz 212
bamboo bokuto 2
banana cream pie 1
banana milkshake 1
banana peel 25
banana smoothie 3
banana spritzer 1
bananagate 33
bananarama bangle 4
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 13
banjo strings 1
bar skin 115
bar whip 19
barbed-wire fence 52
bargain flash powder 7
bark beret 1
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 1
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 34
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 6
barrrnacle 126
barskin buckler 9
barskin cloak 1
barskin hat 2
barskin loincloth 1
barskin tent 1
bartender skull 1
bartender-in-the-box 1
Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler 1,380
Barulio's bottle 4
baseball 32
Bash-Ōs cereal 5
basic meat crossbow 1
basic meat fez 1
basic meat helmet 4
basic meat kilt 1
basic meat pants 2
basic meat skirt 1
basic meat spork 1
basic meat staff 2
basic meat sword 1
bat guano 119
bat haggis 1
bat hat 2
bat whip 1
bat wing 185
bat wing kabob 1
bat wing stir-fry 2
bat-ass leather jacket 14
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 3
batblade 57
batgut 346
bath ball gift set 26
battered Crimbo Crate 9
battered hubcap 10
bazookafish bubble gum 26
beach glass bead 78
beach glass necklace 1
bean burrito 2
beanbag chair 1
beaten-up Chucks 8
bed of coals 12
beer basted brat 2
beer bomb 507
beer bong 2
beer helmet 6
beer lens 6
beer-scented teddy bear 26
beer-soaked mop 4
beertini 6
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 3
begpwnia 1
Beignet Milgranet 1
bejeweled accordion strap 1
bejeweled cufflinks 10
bejeweled pledge pin 87
belemnite fossil 23
bellhop bell 8
Belt of Howling Anger 3
berries of suffering 1
bewitching boots 1
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 1
BGE merchandise order form 15
BGE shotglass 6
BGE tiny plastic toy 3
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 3
big bad voodoo mask 13
big bass drum 71
big boom 8
big bundle of chamoix 3
Big Candy's tophat 1
big red clown nose 186
big rock 3
big slimy cyst 5
big stick 1
bilge wine 126
bindlestocking 41
bird rib 15
bit of clingfilm 18
bit-o-cactus 82
bite-me-red lipstick 313
bitter bowtie 1
bitter pill 5
BittyCar HotCar 1
BittyCar SoulCar 1
Bjorn's Hammer 2
black & tan 29
black belt 1
black cherry soda 144
black cowboy hat 4
black facepaint 3
black forest cake 55
black forest ham 47
black greaves 10
black helmet 1
black kettle drum 68
Black No. 2 136
black pepper 64
black pixel 182
black polka-dot oyster egg 36
black pudding 30
black sheepskin diploma 1
black shield 6
black snake skin 118
black snowcone 2
black spot 8
black striped oyster egg 1
black sword 1
black-and-blue light 390
blackberry 200
blackberry combat boots 2
blackberry galoshes 1
blackberry polite 4
blackberry slippers 1
Blackfly Chardonnay 53
blammer 1
Blatantly Canadian 1
blended frozen swill with a fly in it 1
blind-packed capsule toy 5
Bling of the New Wave 14
blob of acid 3
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 2
blood flower 1
Blood Light 67
blood of the Wereseal 1
Bloodbath 1
bloody beer 16
bloody clown pants 164
bloody mary 10
Blue Diamond of Honesty 15
blue paisley oyster egg 7
blue pixel 128
blue pixel potion 40
blue plasma ball 392
blue plastic oyster egg 5
blue polka-dot oyster egg 2
blue potion 17
blue shell 1
blue snowcone 2
blue striped oyster egg 1
blundarrrbus 1
blunt cat claw 1
blunt icepick 1
bobcat grenade 1
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
Bohemian rhapsody 7
boilermaker 1
bone and arrows 1
bone collar 7
bone crusher 1
bone flute 95
bone rattle 62
bone spurs 1
Bone's Farm "wine" 59
boneana hammock 1
bonedanna 1
bonerang 1
Bonerdagon necklace 81
boning knife 1
Boots of Twilight Whispers 7
booty chest charrrm 38
booty chest charrrm bracelet 2
booze-soaked cherry 2
boozebomb 1
Boozehounds Anonymous token 4
Bordeaux Marteaux 1
boring spaghetti 1
Boris's key lime 1
Boris's key lime pie 4
Boss Bat bling 26
Boss Bat britches 112
bottle of alcohol 239
bottle of antifreeze 4
bottle of black cat tonic 7
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 1
bottle of cooking sherry 12
bottle of Definit 2
bottle of gin 70
bottle of goofballs 32
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 8
bottle of melodramamine 1
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 7
bottle of Mystic Shell 3
bottle of perfume 1
bottle of Pinot Renoir 17
bottle of pirate juice 3
bottle of popskull 13
bottle of realpagne 1
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 1
bottle of rum 1,000
bottle of sake 10
bottle of sewage schnapps 57
bottle of tequila 251
bottle of ultravitamins 1
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 6
bottle of vodka 70
bottle of whiskey 70
bottle opener belt buckle 232
bottlecap turtle 16
bottled inspiration 4
boulder 3
bounty-hunting rifle 1
bow staff 1
bowl of Bounty-Os 1
bowl of cottage cheese 293
bowl of fishysoisse 2
bowl of lucky charms 2
bowl of rye sprouts 11
bowlegged pants 1
bowler 1
box 170
box of hammers 1
box of Pokëmann band-aids 21
box of sunshine 251
box turtle 12
box-in-the-box-in-the-box 1
boxed wine 77
boxing glove 7
boxing glove on a spring 2
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 66
brains casserole 33
BRAINS shorts 1,342
brainwave-controlled unicorn horn 1
brazen bracelet 1
breaded beer 17
brick 108
brick of sand 1
BRICKO bat 1
BRICKO bulwark 8
BRICKO cathedral 5
BRICKO elephant 1
BRICKO eye brick 548
BRICKO hat 1
BRICKO octopus 1
BRICKO ooze 1
BRICKO oyster 1
BRICKO pants 1
BRICKO pearl 2
BRICKO pyramid 1
BRICKO python 1
BRICKO sword 1
BRICKO turtle 1
BRICKO vacuum cleaner 1
briefcase 256
Bright Water 1
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 35
broken clock 3
broken glass grenade 1
broken skull 334
broken sword 9
bronze breastplate 1
bronzed locust 68
brown crock marble 17
brown pixel 47
brown sugar cane 131
bubble bauble bow 1
bubble-wrap simulator 1
bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban 2
bubblewrap ore 8
bubblin' crude 3
bubbly potion 327
bucket of anniversary lard 1
bucket of honey 140
buckler buckle 2
buffalo blade 1
bugbear beanie 115
bugbear bungguard 93
bugbear purification pill 1
bugged balaclava 81
bullet-proof corduroys 91
bum cheek 92
bumblebee marble 2
bunch of square grapes 17
bunny liver 1
buoybottoms 19
burnt flower 87
burst hellseal brain 2
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 3
C.H.U.M. chum 2
C.H.U.M. knife 6
C.H.U.M. lantern 2
cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 1
cactus fruit 38
calle de miel 4
calle de miel with a fly in it 1
can cannon 1
can of Binarrrca 9
can of black paint 9
can of CRIMBCOLA 6
can of depilatory cream 1
can of fake snow 1
can of maces 1
can of Red Minotaur 11
can of spinach 3
can of sterno 20
can of Swiller 43
can-can-in-a-can 7
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 2
can-you-dig-it? 1
candied yams 38
candy cane 4
candy kneecapping stick 2
candy knuckles 3
candy stake 5
cannonball charrrm 40
canopic jar 198
canteen of wine 1
capacitor relay 2
carbon nanotube frame 2
carbonated soy milk 958
carbonated water lily 621
cardboard box turtle 1
cardboard katana 4
cardboard ore 6
cardboard wakizashi 53
caret 2
carob brownies 4
carob cannon 1
carob chunk cookies 75
carob chunk noodles 69
carob chunks 40
cartoon heart 15
casino pass 61
cast 252
cast-iron legacy paddle 1
cat appendix 138
catgut 180
catgut taco 1
catskin buckler 10
catskin cap 3
catsup 2
caustic slime nodule 6
cement sandals 5
centipede eggs 69
Cerebral Cloche 1
Cerebral Crossbow 1
Cerebral Culottes 1
Chalice of the Malkovich Prince 1
chaos butterfly 1
chaos popcorn 1
charged magnet 1
charming flute 9
charpuce jub-jub bird 1
charrrm bracelet 1
cheap cigar butt 34
cheap plastic blowgun 5
cheap studded belt 390
cheap toaster 1
cheezburger 1
chef's hat 200
chef-in-the-box 26
cherry 12
cherry pie 10
Chester's Aquarius medallion 2
Chester's bag of candy 2
Chester's cutoffs 1
Chester's moustache 2
Chester's muscle shirt 1
Chester's sunglasses 3
chewing gum on a string 679
chintzy accordion pin 2
chintzy disco ball pendant 1
chintzy noodle ring 9
chintzy saucepan earring 12
chiptune guitar 11
chloroform rag 133
chocolate bath ball 12
chocolate cigar 4
chocolate filthy lucre 5
chocolate frosted sugar bomb 1
chopsticks 28
chorizo brownies 61
chorizo taco 108
chrome crossbow 18
chrome crossbow string 3
chrome helmet turtle 2
chrome ore 44
chrome staff 5
chrome stick 5
chrome sword 8
chrome sword hilt 1
Cinco Mayo Lager 1
cinnamon troll doll 1
circular CRIMBCOOKIE 3
Claw of the Infernal Seal 11
clay peace-sign bead 71
clingfilm cap 1
clingfilm slippers 1
clingfilm tangle 1
clingfilm trousers 1
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 1
Cloaca-Cola helmet 1
Cloaca-Cola shield 1
Cloak of Dire Shadows 2
clock-cleaning hammer 1
clockwork bartender-in-the-box 1
clockwork detective skull 1
clockwork hat 1
clockwork key 11
clockwork pants 1
clockwork pirate skull 1
clockwork trench coat 1
cloudy potion 327
clown shoes 58
clown skin 132
clown whip 2
clown wig 24
clownskin belt 43
clownskin buckler 14
clownskin harness 3
club necklace 5
club of the five seasons 2
cob of corn 4
Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau 19
cocktail napkin 397
cocoa egg 55
cocoa eggshell fragment 133
coconut bikini top 2
coconut shell 1
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 6
Codpiece of the Goblin King 51
coffin lid 54
cog 82
Coily™ 1
Colander of Em-er'il 15
cold hi mein 2
Cold Hots candy 23
cold ninja mask 23
cold nuggets 76
cold powder 1
cold wad 1
cold-filtered water 1
collection of tiny spooky objects 1
cologne of contempt 3
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 6
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 15
colored-light "necklace" 1
Comet Pop 8
comfy coffin 22
comfy pillow 6
commemorative war stein 93
communications windchimes 3
concentrated cordial of concentration 2
concentrated garbage juice 1
concentrated magicalness pill 1
control crystal 1
Cookbook of the Damned 3
cool cat claw 1
cool cat elixir 1
cool jelly donut 1
cool mushroom 1
cool mushroom casserole 1
cool whip 169
cooling iron breastplate 1
cooling iron greaves 1
cooling iron helmet 1
Copper Alpha of Sincerity 1
copper ha'penny charrrm 36
cordial of concentration 7
corn holder 2
corncob pipe 9
cornuthaum 104
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 14
Corpse Island iced tea 1
corpsedriver 1
corpsetini 1
correction fluid 24
corrupt club of corrupt corruption 1
corrupted data 9
costume sword 48
cottage 1
cotton candy pillow 1
cotton candy pinch 9
cracker 1
cranberries 726
cranberry cordial 10
cranberry schnapps 6
crappy brain 9
crazy little Turkish delight 63
cream of pointy mushroom soup 1
cream pie 1
cream stout 122
creamsicle 161
creepy ginger ale 3
creepy voodoo doll 1
creepy-ass club 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 1
CRIMBCO lanyard 2
CRIMBCO mug 156
CRIMBCO wine 63
CRIMBCOIDS mints 5
CRIMBCOLOAF 2
Crimbo candied pecan 22
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 9
Crimbo fudge 19
Crimbo peppermint bark 25
Crimbo pie 4
Crimbo ukulele 1
Crimbomination Contraption 1
Crimbuck 69
crossbow string 8
crotchety pants 1
crowbar 11
crowbarrr 28
Crown of the Goblin King 183
crown-shaped beanie 17
cruelty-free wine 115
crumbling rat skull 3
crusty hula hoop 6
crystal decanter 1
crystal skull 1
crystallized memory 1
CSA all-purpose soap 196
CSA bravery badge 206
cup of hickory chicory 1
cup of infinite pencils 13
cup of primitive beer 13
cupcake-in-a-cup 4
curdflinger 1
curmudgel 71
cursed breeches 1
cursed cutlass 1
cursed eyepatch 1
cursed piece of thirteen 1
cursed scrunchie 131
cursed sea biscuit 1
cyber-mattock 2
cyborg stompin' boot 1
dance card 13
Danglin' Chad's loincloth 8
dark potion 353
das boot 2
dead guy's watch 115
deadly lampshade 2
decaying goldfish liver 130
decaying wooden oar 1
deck of tropical cards 1
decorative fountain 423
dehydrated caviar 166
delectable fire ant 1,018
delicious comfit? 1
delicious noodles 1
delicious salad 1
delicious shimmering moth 2,508
delicious spicy noodles 1
delicious stinkbug 201
demon buckler 18
demon skin 315
demon whip 1
demon-horned hat 7
demonskin jacket 1
demonskin trousers 1
denim axe 1
dented harmonica 51
deodorant 4
depantsing bomb 146
depleted Grimacite astrolabe 1
depleted Grimacite grappling hook 1
depleted Grimacite gravy boat 1
depleted Grimacite shinguards 1
depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt 1
depleted uranium seal figurine 9
desiccated apricot 189
designer handbag 1
detective skull 1
dethklok 1
dew yoana salacious lei 1
diamond necklace 4
diamond-studded cane 84
diamond-studded fronts 1
Dickory Farms Gift Basket 28
digital underground potion 1
dingy planks 2
dire fudgesicle 23
dirty hobo gloves 162
disbelief suspenders 2
Disco 'Fro Pick 27
disco ball 119
Disco Banjo 4
disco mask 166
Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate 3
disease 375
disembodied brain 26
disembodied smile 1
dishrag 4
disintegrating quill pen 313
disintegrating sheet music 8
disintegrating spiky collar 1
displaced fish 183
distressed denim pants 29
disturbing fanfic 72
divine blowout 1
divine can of silly string 1
divine champagne flute 552
divine champagne popper 2
divine cracker 1
divine noisemaker 1
DNOTC Box 1
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 211
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 532
Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent 114
Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm 7
Dolphin King's crown 11
donkey flipbook 4
dope gangsta bling-bling 7
dope wheels 64
double-barreled sling 34
double-ice box 1
double-ice cap 6
drab sonata 141
draggin' ball hat 67
dragon snaps 124
Dramatic™ range 40
dreadlock whip 73
dried face 49
dripping meat crossbow 1
dripping meat sword 1
drop of water-37 21
Drowsy Sword 171
drum machine 42
drum of pomade 138
dry noodles 1
drywall axe 232
ducha de oro 5
duct tape 58
duct tape buckler 1
duct tape dockers 1
duct tape fedora 1
duct tape sword 1
duct tape wallet 1
dueling banjo 1
dueling turtle 12
dungeoneer's dungarees 7
Duskwalker syringe 1
dusty animal skull 1
dusty Crimbo crate 2
dusty fifth caudal vertebra 1
dusty first caudal vertebra 1
dusty left eleventh rib 2
dusty left femur 1
dusty left fifth rib 2
dusty left first rib 1
dusty left fourth front claw 1
dusty left ninth rib 1
dusty left thumb 1
dusty right femur 1
dusty right fibula 1
dusty right fifth rib 1
dusty right fourth rear claw 1
dusty right second rib 1
dusty right third rib 1
dusty right tibia 1
dusty sacral vertebrae 1
dusty second thoracic vertebra 1
dusty sixth caudal vertebra 1
dusty sixth cervical vertebra 1
dusty tenth caudal vertebra 1
dusty third cervical vertebra 1
dwarf bread 2
dwarvish magazine 11
dwarvish war helmet 1
dwarvish war kilt 1
dwarvish war mattock 1
Dyspepsi-Cola 50
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues 1
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet 1
Dyspepsi-Cola shield 3
Earring of Fire 1
easter egg balloon 23
Ecto-Cooler 96
eel sauce 1
eelskin hat 1
eelskin pants 1
eelskin shield 1
effervescent potion 455
effluvious emerald 2
eggbeater 3
eggnog 9
El Sombrero De Lopez 57
El Vibrato energy spear 1
El Vibrato helmet 1
El Vibrato leg guards 1
El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) 1
Elder Turtle Shell 10
electric crutch 2
electrical thingamabob 10
electronic dulcimer pants 2
elephant stinger 45
Elf Farm Raffle ticket 125
Elfin shortbread 2
Ellsbury's skull 1
Elmley shades 7
elven limbos gingerbread 1
elven cellocello 19
elven hardtack 1,543
elven magi-pack 1,234
elven medi-pack 2,264
elven squeeze 1,536
elven suicide capsule 14
empty agua de vida bottle 1,168
empty Cloaca-Cola bottle 118
empty meat tank 23
enchanted barbell 5
enchanted bean 31
enchanted eyepatch 8
enchanted leopard-print barbell 24
enchanted toothpick 1
enchantlers 1
energy drink IV 15
ennui-flavored potato chips 211
enormous belt buckle 64
enormous hoop earring 70
Ent cider 67
escargotsicle 4
especially salty dog 2
evil golden arch 5
evil googly eye 4
evil teddy bear 1
evil teddy bear sewing kit 1
evil-ass club 2
expensive cigar 6
exploding hacky-sack 30
extra-large palm-frond toupee 2
extra-see-thru nightie 134
extra-spicy bloody mary 4
extra-strength strongness elixir 1
eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest 3
eXtreme meat crossbow 1
eXtreme meat staff 1
eXtreme meat sword 1
eXtreme mittens 31
eXtreme nose ring 1
eXtreme scarf 23
extremely skinny jeans 62
eye of newt 178
eye of the Tiger-lily 40
eye-pod 3
eyedrops of newt 1
eyedrops of the ocelot 1
eyepatch 226
f3d0r4 111
facehugging alien 5
facsimile dictionary 18
fake blood 7
fake plastic grass 2
false eyelashes 1
fancy ball mask 1
fancy bath salts 1
fancy beef jerky 17
fancy black tie 1
fancy but probably evil chocolate 5
fancy chocolate car 7
fancy opera glasses 10
fancy tophat 1
fancy tuxedo pants 1
fat bottom quark 1
fat stacks of cash 103
fat wallet 1
FDKOL fire hose 1
FDKOL hotcakes 21
felt 3
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots 59
fermenting powder 47
ferret bait 815
fertilized ghuol egg 1
festive sausage 4
fetid feather 20
fettucini Inconnu 1
Feynman gate 4
fez of etymology 1
figurine of a charred seal 4
figurine of a cold seal 12
figurine of a cute baby seal 1
figurine of a shadowy seal 4
figurine of a sleek seal 15
figurine of a stinking seal 4
figurine of a wretched-looking seal 6
figurine of an ancient seal 5
filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") 114
filigreed hamethyst earring 2
filigreed hamethyst necklace 2
filigreed hamethyst ring 1
filth-encrusted futon 8
filthy corduroys 248
filthy hippy poncho 4
filthy knitted dread sack 244
filthy lucre 34
filthy pestle 37
filthy poultice 855
fine wine 11
finger cuffs 5
finger cymbals 84
fire 2
fire axe 1
fire flower 5
fire poi 89
fireman's helmet 1
fish bazooka 2
fish scimitar 2
fish-liver oil 75
fishy fish 1
fishy fish casserole 7
fishy fish lasagna 1
fistful of ashes 10
fixed-gear bicycle 49
fizzy potion 314
flamin' bindle 8
flaming cardboard sword 1
flaming crutch 53
flaming feather 49
flaming glowsticks 1
flaming sword 16
flaming talons 70
flange 14
flaregun 379
flask of baconstone juice 1
flask of hamethyst juice 1
flask of porquoise juice 1
flat dough 3
flavored foot massage oil 289
flayed mind 9
flimsy clipboard 2
flirtatious feather 46
floaty gravel 3
floaty inverse geode 1
floaty pebbles 13
floorboard cruft 13
floral print shirt 9
flower petal pie 1
flowing hippy skirt 5
fluorescent lightbulb 2
flute of flat champagne 453
flypaper staff 1
flytrap pellet 3
foam dart 386
foam noodle 1
foolscap fool's cap 43
foon 1
foon of fearfulness 1
foon of fleshiness 1
foon of foulness 1
foon of frigidity 1
foon of fulmination 1
foot-long hot daub 2
forbidden danish 1
forbidden sausage 3
fortune cookie 1
fossilized torso 2
frat brats 34
frayed rope belt 5
freezin' bindle 6
freshwater pearl necklace 1
fricasseed brains 13
friendly cheez blob 22
frightful feather 35
frigid air mattress 5
frigid hankyū 8
frigid mote 1
frigid ninja stars 130
frigid-ass club 2
frilly shirt 1
frilly skirt 143
Frogade 1
Fromage Pinotage 1
Frost™ brand sword 1
frost-rimed seal hide 2
frosty halo 7
Frosty's arm 1
Frosty's carrot 2
Frosty's iceball 1
Frosty's nailbat 2
Frosty's old silk hat 2
Frosty's snowball sack 1
Frown Exerciser 1
frozen danish 1
frozen feather 40
frozen nunchaku 23
frozen seal spine 1
fruitcake 11
fudge bunny 3
fudge pocket square 1
fudgecule 122
full meat tank 1
fumble formula 1
funky brass fez 23
funky dried mushroom 591
furniture dolly 62
furry fur 318
furry green earmuffs 1
furry green turtle 1
furry halo 13
furry pants 17
furry skirt 1
fustulent seal grulch 2
fuzzbump 28
fuzzy dice 2
fuzzy earmuffs 1
fuzzy montera 3
ga-ga radio 16
Gaia beads 40
Galapagosian Cuisses 7
ganger bandana 1
garish pinky ring 19
Garter of the Turtle Poacher 6
gas balloon 740
gatorskin umbrella 1
Gauntlets of the Blood Moon 2
gauze garter 2,467
gauze hammock 1
gauze shorts 3
Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire 28
gearbox necklace 5
Genalen™ Bottle 175
General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket 10
generic restorative potion 1
ghost cucumber 2
ghost pencil 1
ghost pickle on a stick 1
ghost protocol 88
ghostly body paint 221
ghuol ears 460
ghuol egg 426
ghuol egg quiche 83
ghuol guolash 237
ghuol-ear kabob 1
giant cactus quill 9
giant candy cane 8
giant clay ashtray 57
giant designer sunglasses 15
giant discarded bottlecap 92
giant discarded plastic fork 53
giant discarded torn-up glove 68
giant driftwood sculpture 1
giant fishhook 1
giant foam finger 41
giant moxie weed 4
giant needle 92
giant pinky ring 109
giant stuffed bugbear 1
giant tube of black lipstick 919
gift-a-pult 10
gimlet 1
gin-soaked blotter paper 1
gingerbread bugbear 3
gingerbread horror 4
glacial clock 1
Glass Balls of the Goblin King 34
glass of baboon milk 25
glass of gnat milk 3
glass of goat's milk 46
glass of warm milk 1
glass of warm water 1
glimmering great tit feather 1
glimmering raven feather 1
glimmering roc feather 1
glistening staff 1
glittery mascara 14
glob of green slime 1
glowing fungus 1
glowing red eye 30
glowing syringe 1
gnashing teeth 1
gnatloaf 1
gnatloaf casserole 6
gnatwing 114
gnatwing earring 1
gnauga hide 4
gnauga hide buckler 2
gnauga hide chaps 3
gnauga hide kilt 1
gnauga hide skirt 1
gnauga hide vest 1
gnauga hide whip 2
gnocchetti di Nietzsche 1
gnoll lips 24
gnoll teeth 27
gnoll-tooth necklace 2
Gnollish autoplunger 1
Gnollish casserole dish 1
Gnollish flyswatter 16
Gnollish pie server 10
Gnollish pie tin 114
Gnollish plunger 18
Gnollish slotted spoon 8
Gnollish toolbox 53
goat 1
goat beard 84
goat cheese 72
goat cheese pizza 332
goat cheese taco 1
goatskin umbrella 16
gob of wet hair 440
goblin autoblowgun 3
goblin hunting spear 8
gold lamé pants 47
gold wedding ring 1
Goodfella contract 5
googly eye 15
goth kid t-shirt 102
GOTO 4
goulauncher 1
gr8ps 2
grapefruit 97
grapes 12
grass blade 1
grass clippings 1
grass hat 1
grass skirt 1
grassy cutlass 48
Grateful Undead T-shirt 4
grave robbing shovel 10
graveyard snowglobe 1
Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob 23
grease gun 1
Greaves of the Murk Lord 3
green beer 5
green candy heart 1
green clay bead 3
Green Clover of Justice 1
green eggnog 1
green gummi ingot 76
green hamhock 1
green peawee marble 25
green pixel 315
green pixel potion 18
green pixie spog 1
green smoke bomb 1
green snowcone 15
gremlin juice 98
gremlin mutagen 3
grey cube 1
grog 9
groovy prism necklace 1
grouchy restless spirit 245
grue egg 1
grue egg omelette 46
grumpy old man charrrm 98
grumpy old man charrrm bracelet 8
grungy bandana 13
grungy flannel shirt 6
guard turtle collar 7
guard turtle shell 32
guitar pick 55
gummi canary 1
gun cleaning kit 1
haggis socks 7
haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis 7
hairy staff 1
half-baked potion 19
half-empty carton of milk 4
half-height unicycle 1
half-sized guitar 35
hamethyst bracelet 5
hamethyst earring 2
hamethyst ring 1
hammerus 1
hand grenegg 1
handful of confetti 244
handful of hand chalk 238
handful of moss 205
handful of nuts and berries 195
handful of sand 398
handful of sawdust 237
handful of walnuts 123
handmade hobby horse 1
handsomeness potion 22
happiness 8
hardware upgrade 1
harem girl t-shirt 3
Haunted Sorority House staff guide 1
headhunter necktie 18
heart necklace 4
heart of dark chocolate 1
heart of the volcano 150
heavy hot sauce 1
heavy leather-bound tome 3
heavy metal sonata 2
heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr 3
Heimandatz's heart 23
Hell ramen 4
hellion cube 224
hellseal claw 184
hellseal whisker 188
Helm of the Scream Emperor 1
helm of the white knight 1
helmet recipe 47
helmet turtle 223
hemp net 4
hemp string 63
henna face paint 275
herb brownies 2
herbal stuffing 19
herbs 1
herringcello 34
hideous egg 6
hill of beans 53
hippo skin buckler 5
hippo whip 14
hippopotamus kilt 2
hippopotamus pants 2
hippopotamus skin 1
hippopotamus skirt 1
hipposkin poncho 95
hippy bongo 88
hippy herbal tea 3
hippy medical kit 176
hippy protest button 36
Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) 1
hobo stogie 1
Hodgman's almanac 1
Hodgman's blanket 5
Hodgman's cane 2
Hodgman's garbage sticker 1
Hodgman's harmonica 2
Hodgman's lucky sock 1
Hodgman's metal detector 1
Hodgman's varcolac paw 1
holiday cheese log 3
Hollandaise helmet 149
holy bomb, batman 1
home robotics kit 3
honey dipper 1
honey mead 1
honey-dew 2
honey-dipped locust 102
honeybritches 1
honeycap 1
honeypot 1
horizontal tango 36
hors d'oeuvre tray 109
hot buttered roll 9
hot cross bow 1
hot date 527
hot daub bun 1
hot egg 2
hot hi mein 1
hot katana blade 401
hot nuggets 526
hot pink lipstick 1
hot plate 169
hot powder 73
hot wad 1
hot wing 459
hot-ass club 1
hovering sombrero 1
huge pumpkin 1
huge spoon 25
hypodermic needle 3
ice skate decoy 1
ice skate doll 1
Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace 2
Ice-Cold Beer Ring 1
Ice-Cold Beerring 2
ice-cold fotie 71
ice-cold Sir Schlitz 171
ice-cold six-pack 543
ice-cold Willer 233
icy katana hilt 27
icy-hot katana 3
Iiti Kitty phone charm 17
imp air 2
Imp Ale 816
imp unity ring 170
incense bath ball 12
infernal fife 70
infernal insoles 74
infernal toilet brush 1
ingot of seal-iron 7
inkwell 199
insane tophat 1
insanely spicy bean burrito 16
Instant Karma 285
interesting-looking twig 255
invisibility potion 16
ion grid 1
irate sombrero 40
Iron Beta of Industry 63
ironic battle spoon 28
ironic jogging shorts 29
ironic knit cap 1
ironic moustache 18
ironic oversized sunglasses 13
irresistibility potion 13
irritability potion 19
ivory cue ball 9
jabañero pepper 2
jabañero-flavored chewing gum 83
Jack-in-the-box 7
janglin' bones 2
jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade 4
jar of anniversary jam 1
Jarlsberg's earring 5
Jarlsberg's key lime pie 7
jawbruiser 3
Jawmaster 2000™ 1
jazz soap 1
jerky coins 727
jewelry-making pliers 2
jingle bell 1
Jocko Homo's head 24
Jolly Roger charrrm 18
Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet 77
Jumbo Dr. Lucifer 34
jumbo olive 2
jumping bean taco 1
jungle drum 9
juniper berries 2
keel-haulin' knife 7
ketchup hound 171
kickback cookbook 7
Kissin' Cousins 15
kneecapping stick 98
knob bugle 25
Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar 6
Knob Goblin elite helm 205
Knob Goblin elite pants 213
Knob Goblin elite polearm 205
Knob Goblin elite shirt 5
Knob Goblin firecracker 362
Knob Goblin harem pants 124
Knob Goblin harem veil 135
Knob Goblin learning pill 25
Knob Goblin love potion 20
Knob Goblin melon baller 13
Knob Goblin Mutagen 6
Knob Goblin nasal spray 41
Knob Goblin pants 177
Knob Goblin perfume 35
Knob Goblin scimitar 173
Knob Goblin seltzer 3
Knob Goblin sharpening spray 20
Knob Goblin spatula 45
Knob Goblin steroids 33
Knob Goblin stink bomb 7
Knob Goblin superseltzer 6
Knob Goblin tongs 215
Knob Goblin Uberpants 4
Knob Goblin visor 15
knob ka-bobs 28
Knob mushroom 14
knob mushroom wine 1
Knob nuts 15
Knob sausage 10
Knob shroomkabob 1
knobby helmet turtle 1
knobby kneepads 1
Knoll mushroom 42
Knoll shroomkabob 54
Knoll stir-fry 1
kobold kibble 9
Krakrox's Loincloth 11
kumquartz 50
kumquat 1
kumquat supersucker 508
La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez 62
ladle of mystery 2
large cocoa eggshell fragment 7
Lars the Cyberian 4
lavender candy heart 5
lavender paisley oyster egg 1
lavender plastic oyster egg 15
lavender striped oyster egg 21
lawn dart 5
lawnmower blade 3
lead necklace 33
lead yo-yo 6
Lead Zeta of Chastity 1
leaf of grass 6
leather chaps 13
leather mask 106
leathery bat skin 82
leathery cat skin 78
leathery rat skin 817
Lederhosen of the Night 51
left parenthesis 1
left-handed melodica 1
leftovers of indeterminate origin 3
lemon 237
lemon meringue pie 1
lemon popsicle 1
lemonade marble 10
length of string 1
leotarrrd 40
lesser grodulated violet 1
Let Me Be! 12
letterman's jacket 29
lewd playing card 28
libation of liveliness 48
library card 2
licorice garrote 2
lihc eye 777
lihc eye pie 62
lihc face 71
limburger biker boots 1
lime 10
lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum 88
line 792
linoleum crossbow 34
linoleum crossbow string 5
linoleum helmet turtle 1
linoleum ore 46
linoleum staff 5
linoleum stick 3
linoleum sword 8
linoleum sword hilt 4
little paper umbrella 1
little round pebble 8
live wire 6
liver popsicle 1
logic synthesizer 2
long pork 178
long pork casserole 2
long pork chop sandwiches 4
long skinny balloon 203
longhaired hippy wig 18
loose teeth 899
Lord Flameface's cloak 1
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 175
los chinos 1
lotion of coldness 78
lotion of hotness 1
lotion of sleaziness 3
lotion of stench 1
Loudmouth Larry Lamprey 62
love song of disturbing obsession 1
love song of icy revenge 1
love song of naughty innuendo 1
love song of smoldering passion 1
love song of vague ambiguity 1
lovecat tail 7
lowercase N 29
lucky bottlecap 11
lucky rabbit's foot 22
Lucky Surprise Egg 41
lumbering jack 1
Lumineux Limnio 1
lump of coal 1
lump of diamond 182
lupine sword 16
macaroni duck 13
Mace of the Tortoise 6
machetito 1
Mad Train wine 429
Mae West with a fly in it 1
magic whistle 99
magical ice cube with a fly in it 10
magical ice cubes 1
magicalness-in-a-can 5
magilaser blastercannon 20
MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech 1
magnifying glass 1
magnolia blossom 1
maid head 3
maiden wig 61
makeshift cape 2
makeshift castanets 1
makeshift skirt 1
makeshift turban 1
mandarina colada with a fly in it 1
Manetwich 27
mannequin leg 1
many-eyed glasses 7
maple leaf 1
maple syrup 5
margarita 8
mariachi G-string 42
mariachi hat 149
mariachi pants 91
mariachi toothpaste 3
marinara jug 1
Mariner's Friend cough drops 1
marshmallow 2
marshmallow flambé 5
martini 21
Marvin's marvelous pill 1
marzipan skull 105
Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery 5
massive sitar 5
mauve paisley oyster egg 12
mauve plastic oyster egg 7
mauve polka-dot oyster egg 7
mauve striped oyster egg 16
Maxing, Relaxing 6
Maxwell's Silver Hammer 5
McMillicancuddy's Special Lager 3
meat cowboy hat 1
meat engine 98
meat from yesterday 2
meat golem 1
Meat maid 2
meat shield 4
meat st‰¿bing club 28
meat vortex 25
meatloaf helmet 2
meatsmithing guide 1
meatspout staff 3
Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince 1
Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs 42
megatofu 39
Meleegra™ pills 73
melted Jell-o shot 111
memory of a C 8
memory of a CT base pair 1
memory of a G 8
memory of a GT base pair 1
memory of a T 6
memory of an A 9
memory of some delicious amino acids 1
menorette 1
menudo 1
menudo ravioli 3
Mer-kin killscroll 1
mesh cap 17
Mesmereyes™ contact lenses 578
metrognome 1
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler 1
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub 212
Microplushie: Bropane 2
Microplushie: Dorkonide 3
Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid 1
Microplushie: Fauxnerditide 1
Microplushie: Gothochondria 5
Microplushie: Hippylase 10
Microplushie: Hipsterine 1
Microplushie: Hobomosome 6
Microplushie: Otakulone 3
Microplushie: Raverdrine 3
Microplushie: Sororitrate 6
microwave stogie 1
milky potion 332
mind flayer corpse 143
miner's helmet 207
miner's pants 146
miniature carton of clove cigarettes 1
mirrored aviator shades 1
misfit hobby horse 1
Misty Cape 1
Mob Penguin cellular phone 2
Mohawk wig 27
mole skin notebook 5
molotov cocktail cocktail 235
molten brick 5
molten medallion 1
monkey wrench 6
Monstar energy beverage 796
monster pants 62
monstrous monocle 1
Mortimer's nostrum 4
Morto Moreto 1
mostly rat-hide leggings 1
mother's little helper 107
mother's secret recipe 1
motivational poster 36
Mountain Stream soda 28
moxie magnet 1
moxie weed 44
Mr. Joe's bangles 14
Mr. Mediocrebar 29
muculent machete 3
Mudflap-Girl Earring 1
Mudflap-Girl Necklace 2
Mudflap-Girl Ring 1
mugcake 22
mullet wig 11
mummy costume 4
mummy mask 2
mummy wrapping 580
murky potion 187
Muschat 1
mushroom pizza 1
musty moccasins 1
myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball 2
mysterious silver lapel pin 2
nanite-infested candy cane 1
Nardz energy beverage 14
nasty rat mask 14
nasty-ass club 1
natural fennel soda 739
necklace chain 20
Necrotelicomnicon 1
necrotizing body spray 1,569
neurostim pill 13
Newbiesport™ tent 395
Newman's Own Trousers 24
NG 10
Nickel Gamma of Frugality 98
Nightstalker perfume 131
ninja hot pants 52
ninja mop 9
non-stick pugil stick 1
Nose Ring of Putrescence 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I 335
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II 298
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III 317
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV 73
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V 67
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI 56
noxious gas grenade 1
NPZR chemistry set 176
Nuclear Blastball 68
nurse's hat 1
obnoxious riddle 2
obsidian dagger 161
ocarina of space 31
occult jelly donut 1
ocean motion 8
octopus's spade 2
off-white paisley oyster egg 3
off-white plastic oyster egg 5
off-white polka-dot oyster egg 3
office-supply crossbow 1
oil cap 1
oil lamp 1
oil of expertise 36
Oil of Parrrlay 165
oil of slipperiness 14
oil of stability 11
oil pan 1
oil slacks 1
Okee-Dokee soda 5
Ol' Scratch's ash can 3
Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork 1
Ol' Scratch's manacles 1
Ol' Scratch's ol' britches 2
Ol' Scratch's salad fork 31
Ol' Scratch's stove door 1
Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat 2
old school Mafia knicke½æ 6
old soft shoes 1
old sweatpants 102
olive 10
olive lo mein 7
olive stir-fry 33
opera mask 2
orange 66
orange and black Crimboween candy 5
orange candy heart 1
orange leather lanyard 32
orange peel hat 12
orange popsicle 1
orange snowcone 211
Orange Star of Sacrifice 9
orange-frosted astral cupcake 1,767
orc wrist 2
Orcish baseball cap 38
Orcish cargo shorts 41
Orcish frat-paddle 27
orcish hand lotion 2
Orcish meat locker 1
orcish nailing lube 5
orcish rubber 1
Order of the Silver Wossname 2
oriole-feather headdress 2
ornamental sextant 1
Oscus's dumpster waders 2
Oscus's flypaper pants 1
Oscus's garbage can lid 3
Oscus's pelt 1
out-of-tune biwa 8
oversized pipe 1
oversized pizza cutter 176
oversized snowflake 1
ovoid leather thing 17
oyster basket 8
P.B.L.T. 105
pack of chewing gum 6
pack of KWE trading card 7
pack of pogs 370
packet of beer nuts 12
packet of tofurkey gravy 1
padded tortoise 9
PADL Phone 1
pail 46
painful penne pasta 1
paint bomb 59
painted shield 1
painted turtle 1
pair of bolt cutters 13
pair of twitching claws 1
palm frond 672
palm-frond capris 1
palm-frond cloak 1
palm-frond fan 2
palm-frond net 1
palm-frond toupee 1
palm-frond whip 2
Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster 22
panhandle panhandling hat 7
pants kit 4
pants of the Slug Lord 2
panty raider camouflage 53
papaya 10
papaya sling 14
papaya slung 12
papaya taco 75
paperclip 5
paperclip cape 1
paperclip sproinger 1
paperclip turban 1
paperclip-on tie 1
papier-mâchaeranthera 1
papier-mâchuridars 1
papier-masque 1
papier-mitre 1
papotion of papower 1
paranormal ricotta 3
parasitic claw 2
parasitic headgnawer 2
parasitic strangleworm 2
parasitic tentacles 1
passable elf mask 10
pasta spoon 250
Pasta Spoon of Peril 6
patchouli incense stick 161
patchouli oil bomb 13
patent antipsychotics 8
peace-sign necklace 2
peach lozenge 1
peach pie 1
peanut brittle shield 14
pear lozenge 1
pear tart 1
pearidot 50
Pendant of Fire 1
penguin focaccia bread 27
penguin shorts 1
penguin skin 5
penguin skin buckler 5
penguin whip 1
penguinskin mini-kilt 2
penguinskin mini-skirt 1
percent sign 2
perforated battle paddle 83
perfume of prejudice 4
perpendicular hula 9
perpendicular hula with a fly in it 1
personal massager 221
personalized coffee mug 385
pestoblade 1
pet rock 1
petrified noodles 1
petrified wood 3
phat turquoise bead 62
phat turquoise bracelet 8
philosopher's scone 21
phonics down 193
photoprotoneutron torpedo 1
physiostim pill 16
pickle-flavored chewing gum 82
Piddles 253
pie crust 54
piece of wedding cake 35
piercing post 2
pig-iron bracers 3
pig-iron helm 1
pig-iron shinguards 2
pile of candy 37
pile of dusty animal bones 152
pile of gold coins 21
pile of jumping beans 44
pile of useless robot parts 9
pimpin' meat hat 1
pin-stripe slacks 37
pine tar 4
Pine-Fresh air freshener 44
pink candy heart 1
Pink Heart of Spirit 1
pink pinkslip slip 1
pink pony 15
pipe wrench 6
pirate cream pie 8
pirate pelvis 52
pirate tract 6
pitchfork 42
pixel chain whip 1
pixel cross 6
pixel grappling hook 1
pixel hat 1
pixel holy water 6
pixel morning star 1
pixel orb 1
pixel pants 1
pixel sword 1
pixel whip 1
pixellated candy heart 1
plain pizza 13
plastic guitar 54
plastic passion fruit 21
plot hole 1
plum 10
plum lozenge 1
plum wine 16
plump juicy grub 811
Pocket Square of Loathing 15
pocket theremin 4
pocketwatch on a chain 12
pog #01 (spider) 3
pog #02 (Knob goblin) 2
pog #03 (warwelf) 3
pog #04 (skleleton) 2
pog #05 (ninja snowman) 2
pog #06 (filthy hippy) 2
pog #07 (orcish frat boy) 1
pog #08 (hellion) 3
pog #09 (pirate) 1
pog #10 (hobo) 1
pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) 2
pointed stick 8
pointy mushroom 10
pointy mushroom wine 1
pointy red hat 1
poison pen 9
Pokëmann band-aid 8
Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip 3
Pokëmann figurine: Duck 2
Pokëmann figurine: Frank 2
Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump 2
Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking 2
Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan 4
Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap 5
Pokëmann figurine: Moog 1
Pokëmann figurine: Nothing 2
Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu 5
Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth 2
Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf 6
Pokëmann figurine: Twitter 2
Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite 4
Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth 5
polka-dot bow tie 16
poodle skirt 2
pool cue 126
pool of liquid metal 7
pool torpedo 12
popsicle stick 24
porquoise eyebrow ring 1
porquoise necklace 1
porquoise ring 1
portable photocopier 12
possessed tomato 1
potato pistol 3
potent potion of potency 1
potion of animal rage 2
potion of punctual companionship 1
potion of the captain's hammer 1
potion of the litterbox 1
potion of X-ray vision 1
pottery club 1
pottery hat 1
pottery shield 1
pottery training pants 1
pottery yo-yo 2
poutine 4
poutine pole 1
powdered candy sushi set 1
powdered donut 130
powdered organs 100
powdered wig 24
pr0n cocktail 2
pr0n legs 261
pr0n m4nic0tti 1
pr0n stir-fry 61
pr0n taco 1
prehistoric spear 1
press-on ribs 192
pressurized potion of perception 2
pressurized potion of pneumaticity 1
pretty bouquet 1
pretty flower 4,954
prismatic wad 1
Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket 13
probability potion 42
procrastination potion 1
projectile icemaker 1
prosthetic forehead 6
protein paste 3
prussian cathouse with a fly in it 1
puce paisley oyster egg 1
puce plastic oyster egg 14
puce polka-dot oyster egg 2
puce striped oyster egg 1
pulled porquoise earring 1
pulled porquoise pendant 2
pulled porquoise ring 1
pumpkin bomb 1
pumpkinhead mask 3
purple clay bead 12
Purple Horseshoe of Honor 2
purple prose pen 1
purple snowcone 1
Putrid Pendant 1
PVC staff 1
pygmy blowgun 175
pygmy dart 1
pygmy nose-bone 13
pygmy papers 7
pygmy pygment 160
pygmy spear 4
quadroculars 4
quake of arrows 6
quantum nanopolymer spider web 4
quantum taco 200
quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments 7
Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit 83
radium-flavored potato chips 257
rainbow bomb 1
rainbow crossbow 1
raisin 1
ram horns 18
ram stick 12
Ram's Face Lager 89
ram-battering staff 1
raspberry beret 1
rat appendix 516
rat appendix kabob 66
rat appendix stir-fry 99
rat scrapple 1
ratarang 1
ratgut 4
ratini 2
ratskin belt 2
rattail whip 1
rave whistle 248
ravioli della hippy 1
ravioli hat 181
razor-sharp can lid 564
really dense meat stack 30
really really sticky spider web 1
really sticky spider web 1
really thick bandage 1
record of infuriating silence (used) 1
record of menacing silence (used) 1
record of tranquil silence (used) 1
recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity 16
recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad 26
recording of Elron's Explosive Etude 59
recording of Prelude of Precision 4
Red Balloon of Valor 3
red China marble 7
red class ring 9
red gummi ingot 76
red paisley oyster egg 2
Red Pill 2
red pixel potion 48
red plastic oyster egg 2
Red Rover BB gun 13
red snowcone 20
red wagon 4
red-and-green sweater 14
redrum 7
reinforced beaded headband 38
reinforced furry underpants 1
reodorant 5
repeating crossbow 1
rhinestone cowboy shirt 3
rib of the Bonerdagon 8
rice bowl 11
ridiculous belt 1
ridiculous earring 1
ridiculous sunglasses 1
ridiculously huge sword 9
ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon 7
right half of a heart necklace 1
rigid carapace 16
ring of adornment 1
ring of aggravate monster 169
ring of cold resistance 2
Ring of Fire 1
ring of gain strength 1
ring of half-assed regeneration 1
ring of increase damage 7
Ring of the Sewer Snake 2
ring setting 2
robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N. 9
robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T. 10
robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D. 10
robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R. 1
robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. 11
robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. 10
robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. 12
robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H. 6
robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N. 8
robotronic egg 1
rock 9
Rock and Roll Legend 114
Rock Pops 2
rockin' wagon 31
rockin' wagon with a fly in it 1
rocky raccoon 317
roll in the hay 12
roll of toilet paper 684
roller skate doll 1
rolling pin 3
rope with some soap on it 1
royal jelly 196
royal jelly taco 1
rubber axe 1
rubber band gun 38
rubber WWBD? bracelet 5
rubber WWJD? bracelet 1
rubber WWSPD? bracelet 10
rubber WWtNSD? bracelet 7
ruby W 193
rum and cola 19
rum barrel charrrm 112
rum barrel charrrm bracelet 1
rusty broken diving helmet 1
rusty chain necklace 42
rusty grave robbing shovel 120
rusty hedge trimmers 1
rusty metal greaves 1
rusty metal ring 3
rusty metal shaft 3
rusty old lantern 1
rusty piece of rebar 7
rxr shield 1
s'more 2
s'more gun 1
sabre teeth 181
sabre-toothed lime cub 2
Saccharine Maple pendant 1
sack lunch 282
Safari Jack's moustache 6
safarrri hat 23
sake bomb 177
salacious lychee chuhai 1
salacious screwdiver 1
salamander slurry 2
salamander spleen 164
salinated mint julep 4
Salsa de las Epocas 1
salty dog 11
salty slug 13
samurai turtle 1
samurai turtle helmet 1
sand dollar 22
sandcastle 1
sandwich of the gods 22
sangria 5
saucepan 453
sausage bomb 91
sausage pizza 1
savory sword 1
savoy truffle 101
sawblade shield 48
Scalp of Gorgolok 12
scary death orb 1
scented massage oil 1
Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince 1
Schrödinger's thermos 134
scintillating powder 1
scorpion whip 13
scrap of shadow 2
scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker 144
scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker 309
scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker 347
screwdriver 7
scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil 1
scroll of drastic healing 39
scroll of pasta summoning 22
scroll of Puddingskin 4
scrumptious ice ant 15
seal lube 2
seal tooth 142
seal-blubber candle 59
seal-brain elixir 1
seal-clubbing club 393
seal-skull helmet 166
sealhide belt 1
sealhide buckler 1
sealhide cloak 2
sealhide gloves 1
sealhide hood 2
sealhide leggings 2
sealhide moccasins 1
sealhide snare 1
sealhide whip 1
sealskin drum 1
sebaceous shield 1
secret mummy herbs and spices 3
security blankie 1
Senior Mints 33
sensitive poetry journal 5
Sensual Massage for Creeps 15
sequined fez 1
serpentine sword 61
set of jacks 1
severed flipper 1
sewer turtle 17
sewer wad 3
shadowy cat claw 2
shadowy seal eye 1
sham champagne 1
shapeless wide-brimmed hat 1
shard of double-ice 38
shark jumper 1
shark tooth necklace 1
Shield of Icy Fate 1
shin gourds 1
shingle 57
shining halo 5
shiny butcherknife 4
shiny ring 270
shiny tribal beads 43
shirt kit 5
shock belt 2
shot of blackberry schnapps 24
shot of flower schnapps 1
shot of grapefruit schnapps 1
shot of nepenthe schnapps 1
shot of orange schnapps 18
shot of peach schnapps 1
shot of rotgut 37
shot of tomato schnapps 1
shrapnel jelly donut 1
shredded hellseal hide 2
shrinking powder 5
shuddersword 1
Silver Bullet beer 139
silver cheese-slicer 2
silver salt-shaker 5
silver tongue charrrm 22
silver tongue charrrm bracelet 1
Sinful Desires 2
single-serving herbal stuffing 1
sinister demon mask 1
six pack of Mountain Stream 28
six tiny wedges of goat cheese 1
sk8board 7
skeleton bone 1,197
skeleton key 362
skeleton key ring 1
skeleton skis 1
skeletortoise 1
skewer 40
skewer-mounted razor blade 9
skewered cat appendix 1
skirt / kilt kit 15
skull with a fuse in it 1
skull-shaped Crimboween cookie 2
slap and slap again 5
slap and tickle 21
slap and tickle with a fly in it 1
sleaze nuggets 55
sleaze powder 3
sleaze wad 1
sleazy bindle 11
sleazy fairy gravy 1
sleep mask 9
sleeping stocking 39
sleeping wereturtle 2
slightly peevedbow 1
slime convention coupons 4
slime convention flyers 4
slime convention pin 4
slime convention swag bag 2
slime convention t-shirt 4
slime-covered club 1
slime-covered compass 1
slime-covered helmet 1
slime-covered lantern 1
slime-covered necklace 2
slime-covered shovel 1
slime-covered speargun 1
slime-covered staff 1
slime-soaked brain 2
slime-soaked hypophysis 2
slime-soaked sweat gland 2
slimy alveolus 1
slimy fermented bile bladder 1,607
slimy sweetbreads 1,600
slingshot 28
slip 'n' slide 10
slippery when wet shield 1
slow jam collection 30
Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags 11
small box 11
smart skull 510
smashed danish 1
smiling rat 1
smoking grass 2,506
smoking talon 1
smoky potion 328
smudged alchemical recipe 1
snailmail bits 6
snailmail breeches 1
snailmail coif 1
snailmail hauberk 2
snake shield 64
snapdragon pistil 47
snarling wolf shield 14
Sneaky Pete's breath spray 2
Sneaky Pete's key lime pie 7
snifter of thoroughly aged brandy 238
snorkel 527
snow belly 1
snow hat 1
snow pants 1
Snow Queen Crown 11
snowboarder pants 23
sock garters 2
soda water 46
soft green echo eyedrop antidote 1
soggy used band-aid 14
solid baconstone earring 1
solid baconstone necklace 1
solid baconstone ring 1
solid gold bowling ball 191
solid gold pegleg 16
sonar-in-a-biscuit 77
sorority brain 24
sorority girl's box 1
soul doorbell 11
soul monocle 1
soup turtle 4
soup-chucks 1
souvenir ski t-shirt 6
soy cordial 2
soylent staff 1
space jam 1
Space Tourist Phaser 1
spade necklace 5
spaghetti cult mask 22
spaghetti cult rosary 33
spaghetti with Skullheads 1
spaghetti-box banjo 1
Spam Witch sammich 420
spandex anniversary shorts 1
spangly mariachi pants 43
spangly mariachi vest 13
spangly sombrero 48
spark plug earring 1
spectral pickle 1
spectre scepter 175
SPF 451 lip balm 6
spiced rum 1
spices 6,834
spicy mushroom quesadilla 1
spicy noodles 2
spider web 310
spiked femur 199
spiky turtle helmet 2
spiky turtle shield 1
spiky turtle shoulderpads 2
spirit bell 1
Spirit Precipice 1
sponge cake 6
sponge helmet 2
spongy shield 1
spooky bark 6
spooky bicycle chain 2
spooky bindle 24
spooky eggnog 1
spooky eyeliner 12
spooky felt 6
spooky hi mein 4
spooky hockey mask 1
spooky length of string 5
spooky lipstick 11
spooky lo mein 12
spooky mushroom 48
spooky mushroom wine 1
spooky nuggets 34
spooky pirate skeleton 13
spooky powder 56
spooky sap 2
spooky scarecrow 1
spooky shroomkabob 1
spooky shrunken head 123
spooky stick 148
spooky stir-fry 1
spooky stuffing 3
Spooky Surprise Egg 61
spooky toy wheel 2
spooky wad 1
spooky wooden block 8
Spooky-Gro fertilizer 1
spork 5
spray paint 1
spring 37
sprocket 70
square CRIMBCOOKIE 2
square sponge pants 1
squashed frog 142
squeaky staff 1
squirming egg sac 1
Staff of Blood and Pudding 1
Staff of the Black Kettle 1
Staff of the Grand Flambé 1
Staff of the Grease Trap 1
Staff of the Greasefire 1
Staff of the Kitchen Floor 1
Staff of the Midnight Snack 1
Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern 2
Staff of the Short Order Cook 1
Staff of the Soupbone 1
Staff of the Teapot Tempest 1
Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron 1
stained mattress 12
stainless steel scarf 37
stainless steel shillelagh 16
stainless steel skullcap 16
stainless steel slacks 17
stainless steel solitaire 20
stainless steel suspenders 34
stale baguette 15
stalk of asparagus 254
star 346
star boomerang 1
star buckler 2
star chart 247
star crossbow 127
star hat 153
star pants 7
star shirt 1
star staff 16
star stiletto 1
star sword 19
starchy sword 1
steely marble 2
stench nuggets 57
stench powder 51
stench wad 1
stick 5
stick of dynamite 30
stick-on eyebrow piercing 384
stick-on-a-string 1
sticky gloves 35
sticky meat kilt 1
sticky meat pants 1
sticky meat skirt 1
stinkin' bindle 12
stinky mushroom wine 1
stolen accordion 189
stolen office supplies 21
stomach turnover 1
stomp box 1
stone banjo 28
stone baseball cap 1
stone frisbee 134
stone of eXtreme power 152
strawberry 269
strawberry daiquiri 33
strawberry pie 1
strawberry popsicle 1
strawberry wine 1
strawberyl 38
strawberyl necklace 5
stray chihuahua 49
stress ball 2
stringy sinew 4
strongness elixir 7
studded leather boxer shorts 4
stuffed angry cow 21
stuffed astral badger 27
stuffed baby gravy fairy 34
stuffed Baron von Ratsworth 50
stuffed caterpillar 1
stuffed Cheshire bitten 22
stuffed cocoabo 34
stuffed crazy bastard sword 6
stuffed dodo 1
stuffed flaming gravy fairy 30
stuffed frozen gravy fairy 41
stuffed hand turkey 28
stuffed key 89
stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech 39
stuffed martini 4
stuffed Meat 57
stuffed mind flayer 24
stuffed mink 41
stuffed monocle 59
stuffed ninja snowman 1
stuffed porpoise 1
stuffed sabre-toothed lime 1
stuffed scary death orb 30
stuffed shoulder parrot 200
stuffed sleazy gravy fairy 32
stuffed snowy owl 25
stuffed spooky gravy fairy 21
stuffed spooky mushroom 63
stuffed stinky gravy fairy 28
stuffed teddy butler 55
stuffed tin of caviar 63
stuffed treasure chest 108
stuffed undead elbow macaroni 24
stuffed walrus 1
stuffed yo-yo 1
stuffing 12
stunt nuts 96
sturdy Crimbo crate 45
sturdy sword hilt 2
stylish swimsuit 9
styrofoam ore 36
sucker bucket 1
sucker hakama 2
sucker kabuto 2
sucker scaffold 8
sucker tachi 1
sucky decal 4
suede shortsword 2
sugar banana 27
sugar chapeau 48
sugar cherry 25
sugar lime 28
sugar shank 1
sugar shard 2
sugar sheet 1
sugar shield 5
sugar shirt 2
sugar shorts 16
Summer Nights 4
sunken chest 167
suntan lotion of moxiousness 29
Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword 1
super ka-bob 1
Super Magic Power Sword X 2
super-spiky hair gel 229
superamplified boom box 169
superheated fudge 21
Supernova Champagne 196
support cummerbund 1
Swabbie™ swab 218
swashbuckling pants 173
sweet ninja sword 5
sweet rims 4
sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 3
swirly potion 347
Sword of Dark Omens 1
Sword of Procedural Generation 1
sword of static 1
Sword of the Brouhaha Prince 2
T.U.R.D.S. Key 1
t8r tots 22
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro 78
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita 80
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier 2
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco 69
taco shell 705
tail o' nine cats 1
tainted seal's blood 26
Tales from the Fireside 19
Tales of a Kansas Toymaker 41
tamarind-flavored chewing gum 88
tambourine 1
tambourine bells 70
tangarita with a fly in it 1
tap shoes 111
tarrrnish charrrm 62
tasket 5
tassel 4
Tasty Fun Good rice candy 49
Tears of the Quiet Healer 7
teflon shield 1
teflon spatula 3
Temps Tempranillo 1
tempura air 1
tenderizing hammer 165
tequila grenade 360
tequila sunrise 7
tequila with training wheels 15
terrible poem 6
that gum you like 1
The Art of Slapfighting 7
The Big Book of Pirate Insults 1
The Bomb 1
The Cooler Out of Space 2
The Joy of Wassailing 48
The Landscaper's leafblower 1
The Lost Glasses 1
The Mariachi's guitar case 50
The Necbronomicon 2
The Necbronomicon (used) 1
The Ring 2
thin black candle 86
Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag 7
third-hand nunchaku 3
thistle wine 133
throwing bone 51
throwing wrench 9
Thwaitgold bee statuette 10
Thwaitgold butterfly statuette 2
Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette 3
Thwaitgold maggot statuette 25
Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette 29
Thwaitgold woollybear statuette 1
thyme jelly donut 1
Tiger-lily's milk 118
time halo 7
time sleigh 1
tiny bottle of absinthe 452
tiny die-cast killing bird 1
tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer 1
tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo 1
tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign 1
tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer 1
tiny fly glasses 1
tiny house 799
tiny maracas 1
tiny ninja sword 1
tiny plastic 11 Dealer 1
tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf 1
tiny plastic abominable fudgeman 1
tiny plastic accordion thief 3
tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear 7
tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll 1
tiny plastic angry bugbear 1
tiny plastic angry goat 3
tiny plastic angry space marine 6
tiny plastic anime smiley 1
tiny plastic animelf 1
tiny plastic apathetic lizardman 1
tiny plastic astronomer 1
tiny plastic Axe Wound 1
tiny plastic baby gravy fairy 4
tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth 1
tiny plastic barrrnacle 6
tiny plastic batbugbear 5
tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type 6
tiny plastic beanbat 1
tiny plastic bee swarm 3
tiny plastic beebee gunners 7
tiny plastic Beebee King 1
tiny plastic beebee queue 6
tiny plastic Beelzebozo 1
tiny plastic Best Game Ever 1
tiny plastic Big Candy 1
tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar 3
tiny plastic Black Knight 1
tiny plastic black ops bugbear 7
tiny plastic blazing bat 5
tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball 2
tiny plastic blooper 1
tiny plastic Bonerdagon 1
tiny plastic Boss Bat 1
tiny plastic brainsweeper 1
tiny plastic briefcase bat 1
tiny plastic bugaboo 1
tiny plastic Bugbear Captain 1
tiny plastic buzzerker 8
tiny plastic cavebugbear 7
tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter 7
tiny plastic Cheshire bat 2
tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ 1
tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite 1
tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel 4
tiny plastic cocoabo 2
tiny plastic coffee pixie 3
tiny plastic colollilossus 1
tiny plastic conservationist hippy 1
tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ 1
tiny plastic Crimbo Casino 1
tiny plastic Crimbo elf 1
tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer 2
tiny plastic Crimbo wreath 1
tiny plastic Crimbomination 1
tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram 1
tiny plastic cubist bull 1
tiny plastic demoninja 1
tiny plastic disco bandit 3
tiny plastic Don Crimbo 1
tiny plastic drunk goat 1
tiny plastic fat stack of cash 1
tiny plastic Father McGruber 4
tiny plastic fax machine 1
tiny plastic Felonia 1
tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus 1
tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker 1
tiny plastic fire servant 4
tiny plastic fluffy bunny 1
tiny plastic four-shadowed mime 1
tiny plastic fruit golem 1
tiny plastic Fudge Wizard 1
tiny plastic fuzzy dice 2
tiny plastic G Imp 1
tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick 1
tiny plastic ghuol whelp 2
tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers 1
tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire 1
tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser 1
tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester 1
tiny plastic goth giant 1
tiny plastic grue 1
tiny plastic handsome mariachi 1
tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist 5
tiny plastic Hellion 1
tiny plastic hermit 2
tiny plastic hobo elf 1
tiny plastic howling balloon monkey 4
tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear 6
tiny plastic Iiti Kitty 1
tiny plastic Jarlsberg 1
tiny plastic killer bee 4
tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter 1
tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl 1
tiny plastic Knob Goblin King 1
tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist 1
tiny plastic Knott Yeti 1
tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box 1
tiny plastic leprechaun 6
tiny plastic levitating potato 2
tiny plastic lobsterfrogman 1
tiny plastic Lord Flameface 1
tiny plastic MechaElf 1
tiny plastic moneybee 6
tiny plastic mosquito 5
tiny plastic Mr. Mination 1
tiny plastic mumblebee 7
tiny plastic mutant elf 1
tiny plastic ninja snowman 1
tiny plastic Norville Rogers 9
tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy 1
tiny plastic pastamancer 1
tiny plastic peacannon 3
tiny plastic Protagonist 1
tiny plastic Queen Bee 1
tiny plastic Rene C. Corman 1
tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime 2
tiny plastic sauceror 1
tiny plastic scary clown 1
tiny plastic Scott the Miner 2
tiny plastic Scream Queen 1
tiny plastic seal clubber 1
tiny plastic senile lihc 1
tiny plastic skeletal reindeer 2
tiny plastic smarmy pirate 1
tiny plastic Spam Witch 1
tiny plastic spiderbugbear 3
tiny plastic spiny skelelton 1
tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton 5
tiny plastic spooky vampire 1
tiny plastic Spunky Princess 1
tiny plastic stab bat 2
tiny plastic star starfish 3
tiny plastic stocking mimic 1
tiny plastic strand of DNA 1
tiny plastic sweet nutcracker 1
tiny plastic taco cat 1
tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf 1
tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski 1
tiny plastic the Free Man 4
tiny plastic The Man 1
tiny plastic topiary golem 1
tiny plastic trollipop 1
tiny plastic Trouser Snake 1
tiny plastic turtle tamer 2
tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo 1
tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku 1
tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni 1
tiny plastic warwelf 1
tiny plastic whitesnake 1
tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer 4
tiny plastic XXX pr0n 1
tiny plastic zmobie 1
tiny shaker of salt 4
tiny slimy cyst 4
tip jar 88
tires 21
tisket 1
titanium assault umbrella 23
toast 317
toasted brie 1
tobiko-infused sake 1
toe jam 1
tofu casserole 58
tofu stir-fry 11
tofu taco 1
tofu wonton 1
tofurkey gravy 19
tofurkey leg 17
Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste 215
tomato 157
tomato daiquiri 11
too legit potion 1
tooth 15
toothsome rock 1
torn hellseal sinew 1
torquoise ring 1
tortoboggan 5
tortoboggan shield 1
tourmalime 45
tourmalime tourniquet 4
towel 43
toy crazy train 1
traffic jam 1
Travels with Jerry 8
tree skirt 1
triangular CRIMBCOOKIE 2
trilobite fossil 25
Trollhouse cookies 212
Tropical Crimbo Hat 2
Tropical Crimbo Sword 1
tropical orchid 114
tropical paperweight 1
trousers of the white knight 1
true grit 71
tube of dread wax 328
tube sock 13
Tuesday's ruby 73
turtle pheromones 129
turtle totem 347
turtle wax 4
turtle wax shield 2
turtlemail breeches 1
turtlemail coif 1
turtlemail hauberk 2
turtling rod 5
tuxedo shirt 59
twinkly powder 186
twinkly wad 1
twitching trigger finger 2
Typical Tavern swill 26
ultimate ultimate frisbee 9
ultrafondue 1
unbearable light 3
Uncle Hobo's belt 1
Uncle Hobo's stocking cap 1
Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix 26
Uncle Romulus 8
uncooked chorizo 54
Underworld trunk 1
unidentified jerky 1,257
unrefined Mountain Stream syrup 1
unrolling pin 1
Unspeakable Earring 1
unstable quark 76
untamable turtle 5
unusual disco ball 24
unwound clockwork grapefruit 1
Ur-Donut 1
Uranium Omega of Temperance 2
urinal cake 3
useless powder 2
vampire collar 13
vampire duck-on-a-string 1
vampire glitter 1
vampire pearl 2
vampire pearl earring 1
Van der Graaf helmet 2
velcro broadsword 1
velcro paddle ball 1
velcro shield 1
vertebra of the Bonerdagon 123
vial of baconstone juice 1
vial of hamethyst juice 1
vial of porquoise juice 1
viking helmet 155
vinegar-soaked lemon slice 123
vinyl ore 2
vodka and cranberry 12
vodka martini 15
Volartta's bellbottoms 25
volcanic ash 5
vorpal blade 196
wad of cotton 2
wad of dough 54
wad of tofu 31
walrus-tusk earring 2
Wand of Nagamar 159
Wand of Oscus 4
war tongs 44
wasabi marble soda 1
washboard shield 1
water pipe bomb 1,831
water purification pills 234
watered-down Red Minotaur 11
wax hat 1
weremoose spit 1
whalebone corset 20
whimpering willow bark 3
whip kit 1
whisker pencil 285
whiskey and cola 14
whiskey and soda 1
whiskey sour 5
white belt 1
white Canadian 9
white candy heart 3
white chocolate and tomato pizza 22
white chocolate chip cookies 55
white chocolate chips 151
White Citadel burger 15
White Citadel fries 15
white collar 16
white hat hacker T-shirt 5
White Hyborian 1
white lightning 38
white picket fence 6
white pixel 30
white rice 35
white satin pants 67
white satin shield 44
white snake skin 34
white snakeskin duster 2
white sword 86
white whip 1
wholeberd 1
wiffle-flail 1
wild honey pie 1
willowy bonnet 2
wind-up meatcar 250
windchimes 42
wine spritzer 1
wine-soaked bone chips 4
wings of fire 1
Wint-O-Fresh mint 37
wintergreen-flavored potato chips 226
witty rapier 39
wolfman mask 2
wonderwall shield 71
wooden block 6
wooden figurine 410
wooden salad bowl 1
wooden stakes 48
wool hat 27
world's smallest violin 15
worn tophat 96
woven baling wire bracelets 5
wreath of laurels 7
wrench bracelet 53
wristwatch of the white knight 1
wumpus hair 4
wumpus-hair bolo 1
wumpus-hair loincloth 1
wumpus-hair net 1
wumpus-hair sweater 1
wumpus-hair whip 1
wumpus-hair wig 1
wussiness potion 475
X-37 gun 2
yak anorak 7
yak skin 2
yak toupee 1
yak whip 1
Yakisoba's hat 13
yakskin buckler 1
yakskin kilt 1
yakskin pants 1
yakskin skirt 1
yam candy 1
ye olde golde frontes 2
Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher 225
yellow candy heart 615
yellow candygram 1
yellow gummi ingot 76
Yellow Moon of Compassion 10
yellow paisley oyster egg 7
yellow plastic oyster egg 4
yellow polka-dot oyster egg 2
yellow snowcone 1
yeti fur 476
yield shield 1
yohohoyo 11
your own black heart 1
yummy death watch beetle 1
Yummy Tummy bean 185
Ze™ goggles 18
Zim Merman's guitar 17
Zinc Delta of Tranquility 14
Zombo's shield 1
Zombo's shoulder blade 1
Zombo's skullcap 2