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Display Case for Tz_BG (#1028598)

This player is ranked #172 for Most Unique Items with a total of 3,798 items.

This player is a member of the clan Bonus Adventures from Hell.

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Tz_BG (#1028598)

This player has 3,798 unique items and 30,831 total items in his/her display case.

	Item	Quantity
	"DRINK ME" potion	1
	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
	"KICK ME" sign	1
	"meat" stick	1
	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
	1-ball	1
	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
	1952 Mickey Mantle card	1
	2-ball	1
	25-meat staff	1
	3-ball	1
	30669 scroll	1
	33398 scroll	1
	334 scroll	1
	37x37x37 puzzle cube	1
	4-ball	1
	4-d camera	1
	4-dimensional guitar	1
	4:20 bomb	1
	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
	5-ball	1
	6-ball	1
	64067 scroll	1
	668 scroll	1
	7-ball	1
	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
	8-ball	1
	9-ball	1
	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	3
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	2
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	2
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	2
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	2
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	2
	a cute angel	1
	a little sump'm sump'm	1
	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
	abandoned candy	1
	abominable blubber	1
	abominable snowcone	1
	accidental cider	1
	acid-squirting flower	1
	acoustic guitarrr	1
	adder bladder	1
	adhesive tape dolly	1
	adventurer clone egg	1
	aerated diving helmet	1
	agua de vida	1
	airblaster gun	1
	airplane charter: Conspiracy Island	1
	airplane charter: Dinseylandfill	1
	airplane charter: Spring Break Beach	1
	airplane charter: That 70s Volcano	1
	airplane charter: The Glaciest	1
	albatross necklace	1
	Alewife™ Ale	3
	Alice's Army Alchemist	2
	Alice's Army booster box	1
	Alice's Army Bowman	2
	Alice's Army Cleric	2
	Alice's Army Coward	2
	Alice's Army Dervish	2
	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	1
	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
	Alice's Army Guard	2
	Alice's Army Halberder	2
	Alice's Army Hammerman	2
	Alice's Army Horseman	2
	Alice's Army Lanceman	2
	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	2
	Alice's Army Martyr	2
	Alice's Army Ninja	2
	Alice's Army Nurse	2
	Alice's Army Page	2
	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	2
	Alice's Army Sniper	2
	Alice's Army Spearsman	2
	Alice's Army Swordsman	2
	Alice's Army Wallman	2
	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
	all-purpose cleaner	1
	all-purpose flower	1
	alpha-mail pants	1
	alphabet gum	2
	amber aviator shades	1
	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
	ancient cursed foot locker	3
	ancient frozen dinner	1
	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
	ancient poisoned dart	1
	ancient protein powder	1
	Ancient Saucehelm	13
	ancient spice	1
	ancient stone fist	4
	ancient stone head	4
	ancient turtle shell	1
	ancient turtle shell helmet	1
	ancient turtle shell powder	1
	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	7
	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
	Angelhair Culottes	3
	Angry Farmer candy	1
	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
	anniversary burlap belt	1
	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
	anniversary concrete fedora	1
	anniversary safety glass vest	1
	annoying pitchfork	1
	ant agonist	1
	ant hoe	1
	ant pick	2
	ant pitchfork	1
	ant rake	2
	ant sickle	1
	anti-anti-antidote	1
	anticheese	1
	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
	antique bottle opener	1
	antique greaves	1
	antique hand mirror	1
	antique helmet	1
	antique machete	10
	antique packet of ketchup	1
	antique painting of a landscape	1
	antique pair of blue jeans	1
	antique record album	1
	antique shield	1
	antique souvenir drawing	1
	antique spear	1
	Apathargic Bandersnatch	1
	archaeologing shovel	1
	Argarggagarg's fang	2
	arm buzzer	1
	armgun	1
	around the world	1
	arrowgram	1
	arrrgyle socks	1
	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	1
	Artist's Whisk of Misery	1
	asbestos apron	1
	asbestos crossbow	1
	asbestos helmet turtle	1
	asbestos ore	1
	asbestos staff	1
	asbestos stick	1
	asbestos sword	1
	asbestos sword hilt	3
	ASCII shirt	1
	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
	asparagus knife	1
	asparagus stir-fry	1
	asshat	1
	astral mushroom	1
	astronaut pants	14
	atomic vector plotter	1
	augmented-reality shades	1
	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
	automatic catapult	1
	auxiliary backbone	1
	avatar of the Unconscious Collective	1
	awful poetry journal	1
	Ax of L'rose	1
	bätzle	1
	baby killer bee	1
	babycakes	1
	backwoods screwdriver	1
	baconstone	1
	baconstone bracelet	2
	baconstone pendant	2
	baconstone ring	4
	bad penguin egg	1
	badass belt	62
	badass pie	1
	Bag o' Tricks	1
	bag of Cheat-Os	1
	bag of GORF	1
	bag of GORP	1
	bag of lard	1
	bag of many confections	2
	bag of QWOP	1
	baggie of powdered sugar	132
	balaclava	1
	balaclava baklava	1
	ball	1
	ball-in-a-cup	1
	balloon helmet	1
	balloon monkey	1
	balloon shield	1
	balloon sword	1
	ballpark hot daub	1
	ballroom blintz	1
	bamboo bokuto	1
	banana	62
	banana cream pie	1
	banana daiquiri	1
	banana peel	1
	banana smoothie	1
	banana spritzer	1
	banana-frosted king cake	1
	bananagate	1
	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	3
	banjo strings	1
	bar skin	1
	bar whip	1
	barbed-wire fence	9
	bargain flash powder	2
	bark beret	1
	bark boxers	1
	bark bracelet	1
	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	26
	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	3
	barrrnacle	1
	barskin buckler	1
	barskin cloak	1
	barskin hat	1
	barskin loincloth	1
	barskin tent	1
	bartender-in-the-box	1
	baseball	26
	Bash-Ōs boxtop	25
	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
	basic meat crossbow	1
	basic meat fez	1
	basic meat helmet	1
	basic meat kilt	1
	basic meat pants	1
	basic meat skirt	1
	basic meat spork	1
	basic meat staff	1
	basic meat sword	1
	bat guano	1
	bat haggis	1
	bat hat	1
	bat wing	93
	bat wing kabob	1
	bat-ass leather jacket	1
	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	3
	batblade	1
	batgut	1
	bath ball gift set	1
	battered Crimbo Crate	6
	battered hubcap	1
	bazookafish bubble gum	1
	Beach Buck	1
	beach glass bead	1
	beach glass necklace	1
	bean burrito	1
	beanbag chair	1
	beastly paste	1
	beaten-up Chucks	1
	bed of coals	2
	beefy fish meat	1
	beer basted brat	1
	beer bomb	1
	beer bong	1
	beer cartilage	1
	beer goggles	1
	beer helmet	1
	beer lens	1
	beer-a-pult	1
	beer-scented teddy bear	1
	beer-soaked mop	1
	beertini	2
	begpwnia	1
	beholed bedsheet	3
	beige clambroth marble	1
	Beignet Milgranet	1
	bejeweled accordion strap	1
	bejeweled cufflinks	14
	bejeweled pledge pin	1
	bellhop bell	1
	Belt of Howling Anger	1
	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
	bewitching boots	1
	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
	BGE merchandise order form	1
	BGE pocket calendar	1
	BGE shotglass	1
	BGE temporary tattoo	1
	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	6
	big bad voodoo mask	2
	big bass drum	1
	big boom	1
	big glob of skin	1
	big red clown nose	1
	big rock	2
	big slimy cyst	1
	big stick	1
	bigger stick	1
	bilge wine	1
	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
	bird rib	1
	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
	bit of clingfilm	4
	bit-o-cactus	1
	bite-me-red lipstick	1
	Bjorn's Hammer	1
	black & tan	1
	black belt	1
	Black Body™ spray	1
	black BRICKO brick	1
	black cherry soda	1
	black cowboy hat	1
	black eyedrops	1
	black facepaint	1
	black forest cake	1
	black forest ham	1
	black greaves	1
	black helmet	1
	black kettle drum	3
	Black No. 2	1
	black paisley oyster egg	1
	black pension check	1
	black pepper	1
	black picnic basket	1
	black pixel	1
	black plastic oyster egg	1
	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
	black pudding	1
	black sheepskin diploma	2
	black shield	1
	black snake skin	20
	black snowcone	1
	black spot	1
	black striped oyster egg	3
	black sword	1
	black-and-blue light	357
	blackberry	1
	blackberry combat boots	1
	blackberry galoshes	1
	blackberry moccasins	134
	blackberry polite	1
	blackberry slippers	1
	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
	blammer	1
	blended frozen swill	1
	Bling of the New Wave	1
	Blizzards I Have Died In	2
	blob of acid	1
	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	14
	blood flower	3
	blood of the Wereseal	1
	blood-faced volleyball	1
	bloody beer	1
	bloody clown pants	1
	bloody mary	1
	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
	blue mana	1
	blue paisley oyster egg	9
	blue pixel	1
	blue pixel potion	1
	blue plasma ball	365
	blue plastic baby	1
	blue plastic oyster egg	6
	blue polka-dot oyster egg	2
	blue potion	1
	blue shell	1
	blue snowcone	1
	blue striped oyster egg	4
	blue velvet cake	1
	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
	blueberry-frosted king cake	1
	blundarrrbus	1
	blunt cat claw	1
	blunt icepick	1
	bobcat grenade	1
	Bohemian rhapsody	1
	boilermaker	1
	boilgun	1
	bone and arrows	1
	bone aperitif	1
	bone chips	1
	bone crusher	1
	bone flute	1
	bone meal	1
	bone rattle	1
	bone spurs	1
	boneana hammock	1
	bonedanna	1
	bonerang	1
	Bonerdagon necklace	5
	Bonestabber	1
	boning knife	1
	bonsai tree	1
	Boots of Twilight Whispers	1
	booty chest charrrm	1
	booty chest charrrm bracelet	1
	booze-soaked cherry	1
	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
	borg sock monkey	1
	boring spaghetti	1
	Boris's Helm	1
	Boris's Helm (askew)	1
	Boris's key lime	1
	Boris's key lime pie	1
	Boris's ring	1
	borrowed time	1
	Boss Bat bling	2
	Boss Bat britches	9
	bottle of alcohol	1
	bottle of antifreeze	1
	bottle of black cat tonic	1
	bottle of Blank-Out	1
	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1
	bottle of cooking sherry	1
	bottle of Definit	1
	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
	bottle of fire	1
	bottle of gin	1
	bottle of goofballs	39
	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1
	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
	bottle of limeade	1
	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	1
	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
	bottle of Ooze-O	1
	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
	bottle of Pete's Sake	1
	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
	bottle of pirate juice	1
	bottle of popskull	1
	bottle of realpagne	1
	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
	bottle of rum	1
	bottle of sake	1
	bottle of sewage schnapps	1
	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1
	bottle of tequila	1
	bottle of ultravitamins	1
	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
	bottle of vodka	1
	bottle of whiskey	1
	bottle of wine	1
	bottle opener belt buckle	1
	bottlecap turtle	1
	bottled green pixie	1
	bottled inspiration	1
	boulder	1
	bounty-hunting helmet	1
	bounty-hunting pants	1
	bounty-hunting rifle	1
	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
	bowl of Bounty-Os	1
	bowl of cottage cheese	1
	bowl of fishysoisse	1
	bowl of lucky charms	1
	bowl of rye sprouts	1
	Bowl of Scorpions	1
	bowling ball	1
	box	1
	box of bear arms	1
	box of Familiar Jacks	1
	box of hammers	1
	box of hickory chips	1
	box of Pokëmann band-aids	1
	box of sunshine	17
	box turtle	1
	box-in-the-box	1
	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
	boxcar turtle	1
	boxed champagne	1
	boxed wine	1
	boxing glove	1
	boxing glove on a spring	1
	boxing-glove-in-a-box	1
	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	1
	brains casserole	1
	brainy skull	1
	Bram's choker	1
	brand new key	1
	brass abacus	1
	brass gear	1
	brazen bracelet	1
	breaded beer	2
	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
	brick	3
	brick of sand	1
	BRICKO airship	1
	BRICKO bat	1
	BRICKO brick	1
	BRICKO bulwark	1
	BRICKO elephant	1
	BRICKO eye brick	911
	BRICKO hat	1
	BRICKO octopus	1
	BRICKO ooze	1
	BRICKO oyster	1
	BRICKO pants	1
	BRICKO pearl	2
	BRICKO pyramid	1
	BRICKO python	1
	BRICKO reactor	1
	BRICKO sword	1
	BRICKO trunk	1
	BRICKO turtle	1
	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
	briefcase	1
	Bright Water	1
	Brimstone Beret	1
	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	23
	brine	30
	briny vinegar	1
	broken carburetor	1
	broken clock	1
	broken El Vibrato drone	1
	broken glass grenade	1
	broken skull	1
	broken sword	1
	bronze breastplate	1
	bronzed locust	1
	brown crock marble	1
	brown plastic baby	1
	brown sugar cane	1
	bubble bauble bow	1
	bubblegum heart	1
	bubblewrap crossbow	1
	bubblewrap ore	1
	bubblewrap staff	1
	bubblewrap sword	1
	bubblin' chemistry solution	1
	bubbling tempura batter	1
	bubbly potion	1
	bucket of anniversary lard	1
	bucket of honey	28
	bucket of wine	1
	buckler buckle	1
	buckyball	1
	Buddy Bjorn	1
	buffalo blade	1
	bugbear beanie	1
	bugbear bungguard	1
	bugged beanie	1
	Bulky Buddy Box	2
	bullet-proof corduroys	1
	bum cheek	1
	bumblebee marble	1
	bunch of bananas	23
	bunch of square grapes	63
	bungle in the jungle	5
	bunny liver	1
	buoybottoms	1
	burnt flower	12
	burrowgrub hive	1
	burst hellseal brain	3
	bus pass	1
	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
	C.H.U.M. chum	78
	C.H.U.M. knife	6
	cactus fruit	1
	caipifruta	1
	calavera concertina	2
	calle de miel	1
	Camp Scout backpack	1
	Camp Scout pup tent	1
	can cannon	1
	can of Binarrrca	4
	can of black paint	1
	can of fake snow	1
	can of franks 'n' beans	1
	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	1
	can of maces	1
	can of Rain-Doh	1
	can of Red Minotaur	1
	can of spinach	1
	can of Swiller	1
	can of the cheapest beer	1
	can of V-11	1
	Can-Can skirt	1
	can-can-in-a-can	1
	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1
	candied kobold	1
	candied yams	1
	candy brain	1
	candy cane	4
	candy cane candygram	1
	candy cornucopia	1
	candy kneecapping stick	6
	candy knuckles	2
	candy stake	3
	cane-mail pants	1
	cane-mail shirt	1
	cannonball charrrm	1
	cannonball charrrm bracelet	1
	canopic jar	1
	canteen of wine	51
	capacitor relay	1
	carbon nanotube frame	1
	carbonated soy milk	1
	carbonated water lily	1
	carbonite visor	1
	cardboard box turtle	1
	cardboard crossbow	1
	cardboard katana	1
	cardboard ore	9
	cardboard staff	1
	cardboard sword	1
	cardboard wakizashi	1
	caret	1
	carob brownies	1
	carob cannon	1
	carob chunk cookies	1
	carob chunk noodles	10
	carob chunks	1
	cartoon heart	1
	casino pass	1
	cast	1
	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
	cat appendix	1
	catgut	1
	catgut taco	1
	catskin buckler	1
	catskin cap	1
	catsup	1
	cement sandals	6
	centipede eggs	1
	Cerebral Cloche	1
	Cerebral Crossbow	1
	Cerebral Culottes	1
	chain-mail monokini	1
	chainsaw chain	1
	chaos butterfly	1
	chaos popcorn	1
	charged magnet	1
	charming flute	1
	charrrm bracelet	1
	cheap Chinese beer	1
	cheap cigar butt	1
	cheap elven gloves	15
	cheap studded belt	51
	cheap wind-up clock	1
	cheer-o-gram	1
	Cheer-Up soda	1
	chef skull	1
	chef's hat	1
	chef-in-the-box	1
	chef-skull-in-the-box	1
	cherry	1
	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
	cherry pie	1
	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
	Chester's bag of candy	1
	Chester's cutoffs	1
	Chester's moustache	1
	Chester's muscle shirt	1
	Chester's sunglasses	1
	chewing gum on a string	1
	chintzy accordion pin	1
	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
	chintzy noodle ring	1
	chintzy saucepan earring	1
	chintzy seal pendant	1
	chintzy turtle brooch	1
	chisel	1
	chitinous pod	1
	chloroform rag	1
	choco-Crimbot	1
	chocolate filthy lucre	1
	chocolate frosted sugar bomb	1
	chocolate pasta spoon	1
	chocolate spurs	1
	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	1
	chocolate-frosted king cake	8
	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
	chopsticks	1
	Chorale of Companionship	1
	Chori Zo trading card	1
	chorizo brownies	1
	chorizo taco	1
	chrome crossbow	1
	chrome crossbow string	1
	chrome helmet turtle	1
	chrome ore	1
	chrome staff	1
	chrome stick	1
	chrome sword	1
	chunk of depleted Grimacite	4
	chunk of rock salt	1
	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
	Clan hot dog stand	1
	Clan pool table	1
	Clan shower	1
	Clan speakeasy	1
	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
	clay peace-sign bead	1
	clingfilm cap	1
	clingfilm slippers	1
	clingfilm tangle	1
	clingfilm trousers	1
	Cloaca grenade	1
	Cloaca-Cola	2
	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
	Cloak of Dire Shadows	1
	clock-cleaning hammer	1
	clockwork bartender head	1
	clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box	1
	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	1
	clockwork chef head	1
	clockwork chef-head-in-the-box	1
	clockwork chef-in-the-box	1
	clockwork claws	1
	clockwork clockwise dome	1
	clockwork counterclockwise dome	1
	clockwork crossbow	1
	clockwork detective skull	1
	clockwork doohickey	1
	clockwork endoskeleton	1
	clockwork handle	1
	clockwork hat	1
	clockwork key	8
	clockwork maid	1
	clockwork maid head	1
	clockwork pants	1
	clockwork pirate skull	1
	clockwork rings	1
	clockwork rod	1
	clockwork shank	1
	clockwork sheet	1
	clockwork sphere	1
	clockwork spine	1
	clockwork staff	1
	clockwork sword	1
	clockwork thingamajig	1
	clockwork trench coat	1
	clockwork widget	1
	cloudy potion	1
	clove-flavored lip balm	1
	clown hammer	1
	clown shoes	1
	clown skin	1
	clown wig	1
	clownskin belt	1
	clownskin buckler	1
	clownskin harness	1
	club necklace	21
	cob of corn	1
	cocktail napkin	1
	cocktail onion	1
	cocoa egg	1
	cocoa eggshell fragment	1
	coconut shell	1
	Codpiece of the Goblin King	9
	coffin lid	1
	cog	1
	cog and sprocket assembly	1
	Coily™	1
	Colander of Em-er'il	6
	cold hi mein	1
	Cold Hots candy	1
	cold ninja mask	1
	cold nuggets	1
	cold powder	1
	cold wad	1
	cold water bottle	1
	cold-filtered water	1
	collection of tiny spooky objects	13
	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
	colored-light "necklace"	1
	colorful plastic ball	301
	comfy coffin	2
	comfy pillow	1
	commemorative war stein	1
	communications windchimes	1
	compressed air canister	1
	computronic processing unit	1
	concentrated cordial of concentration	1
	concentrated garbage juice	1
	confiscated cell phone	2
	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
	container of Spooky Putty	1
	control crystal	1
	Cookbook of the Damned	1
	cool cat claw	1
	cool cat elixir	1
	cool jelly donut	1
	cool mushroom	1
	cool mushroom casserole	1
	cool mushroom wine	1
	cool whip	1
	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	5
	copper ha'penny charrrm	1
	copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	1
	cordial of concentration	1
	corn holder	1
	corncob pipe	1
	cornuthaum	1
	Corpse Island iced tea	1
	corpse on the beach	1
	corpsebite	1
	corpsedriver	1
	corpsetini	1
	corrupted data	1
	costume rental shop	1
	costume sword	1
	cottage	1
	cotton candy bale	1
	cotton candy cocoon	1
	cotton candy cone	1
	cotton candy pillow	1
	cotton candy plug	1
	cotton candy skoshe	1
	cotton candy smidgen	1
	crêepy mask	1
	cranberries	1
	cranberry cordial	1
	cranberry schnapps	1
	crate of firebombs	1
	crazy little Turkish delight	1
	cream pie	1
	cream stout	1
	creamsicle	1
	creepy ginger ale	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
	CRIMBCO mug	2
	CRIMBCO scrip	5
	CRIMBCO wine	6
	CRIMBCOIDS mints	9
	CRIMBCOLOAF	2
	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	4
	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	1
	Crimbo pie	1
	Crimbo sapling	1
	Crimbo ukulele	1
	Crimbo wreath	1
	Crimbomination Contraption	1
	Crimbough	1
	Crimboween memo	1
	Crimbuck	1
	croquet hedgehog	1
	crossbow string	1
	crotchety pants	1
	crowbar	4
	crowbarrr	1
	Crown of the Goblin King	48
	Crown of Thrones	1
	cruelty-free wine	1
	crumbling rat skull	2
	crusty hula hoop	1
	crystal skeleton vodka	1
	crystal skull	1
	crystallized memory	1
	CSA all-purpose soap	1
	CSA bravery badge	1
	CSA cheerfulness ration	1
	CSA discount card	1
	CSA fire-starting kit	1
	CSA obedience grenade	1
	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	1
	cube of billiard chalk	1
	cubic zirconia	1
	cup of infinite pencils	1
	cup of primitive beer	1
	cupcake-in-a-cup	1
	curdflinger	1
	curmudgel	1
	cursed black pearl onion	4
	cursed bottle of black-label rum	2
	cursed bottle of rum	5
	cursed breeches	1
	cursed cannonball	4
	cursed dirty joke scroll	8
	cursed piece of thirteen	1
	Cursed Punch	1
	cursed sea biscuit	10
	cursed voodoo skull	4
	cyber-mattock	2
	cyborg doll	1
	cyborg stompin' boot	7
	cyclops eyedrops	1
	Daffy Taffy	1
	dance card	1
	dandy lion cub	1
	dark potion	1
	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
	deactivated MicroMechaMech	1
	deactivated nanobots	1
	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
	deactivated RoboGoose	1
	dead guy's watch	1
	deadly lampshade	1
	deanimated reanimator's coffin	1
	death blossom	2
	decaying goldfish liver	21
	deck of lewd playing cards	1
	deck of tropical cards	1
	decorative fountain	1
	deep six-shooter	1
	dehydrated caviar	1
	delectable catalyst	1
	delectable fire ant	1
	delicious noodles	1
	delicious salad	82
	delicious shimmering moth	1
	delicious stinkbug	1
	deluxe fax machine	1
	deluxe layer cake	1
	demon buckler	1
	demon skin	1
	demon whip	1
	demon-horned hat	1
	demonskin jacket	1
	demonskin trousers	1
	denim axe	5
	dense meat crossbow	1
	dense meat stack	1
	dense meat staff	2
	dense meat sword	1
	dental pliers	1
	dented harmonica	2
	deodorant	1
	depantsing bomb	1
	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
	depleted uranium seal figurine	1
	desiccated apricot	1
	designer handbag	3
	detective skull	1
	dethklok	1
	diamond necklace	27
	diamond-studded cane	1
	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
	didgeridooka	1
	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
	digital key lime	1
	digital key lime pie	1
	dill	48
	dingy planks	1
	dire fudgesicle	1
	dirty hobo gloves	1
	disassembled clover	1
	disbelief suspenders	1
	Disco 'Fro Pick	2
	disco ball	47
	Disco Banjo	2
	disco mask	48
	Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog	1
	disease	1
	disembodied brain	1
	disembodied smile	1
	dishrag	1
	disintegrating quill pen	1
	disintegrating sheet music	1
	disintegrating spiky collar	1
	displaced fish	1
	distilled fortified wine	1
	distressed denim pants	1
	disturbing fanfic	1
	Divine	1
	divine blowout	1
	divine can of silly string	1
	divine champagne flute	1
	divine champagne popper	1
	divine cracker	1
	divine noisemaker	1
	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
	doll house	1
	dollar-sign bag	1
	dollhive	67
	Dolphin King's crown	30
	donkey flipbook	1
	dope gangsta bling-bling	2
	dope wheels	37
	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	14
	double-barreled sling	1
	double-ice box	1
	double-ice cap	1
	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	16
	drab sonata	1
	draggin' ball hat	1
	dragon snaps	24
	Dramatic™ range	1
	dreadlock whip	1
	dreaming Jung man	1
	dress pants	1
	dried face	1
	dripping meat crossbow	1
	dripping meat staff	1
	dripping meat sword	1
	drop of water-37	1
	Drowsy Sword	51
	drum machine	1
	dry martini	1
	dry noodles	1
	dry vodka martini	1
	drywall axe	61
	ducha de oro	1
	duck-on-a-string	1
	duct tape	454
	duct tape buckler	1
	duct tape dockers	1
	duct tape fedora	1
	duct tape shirt	1
	duct tape sword	1
	duct tape wallet	1
	dueling banjo	1
	dueling turtle	1
	dull fish scale	50
	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
	dungeoneering kit	1
	Duskwalker fangs	1
	dusty animal cranium	2
	dusty animal pelvis	1
	dusty bottle of Marsala	1
	dusty bottle of Merlot	1
	dusty bottle of Muscat	1
	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	1
	dusty bottle of Port	1
	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	1
	dusty Crimbo crate	2
	dusty eighth caudal vertebra	1
	dusty eighth thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra	4
	dusty fifth caudal vertebra	1
	dusty fifth cervical vertebra	1
	dusty fifth lumbar vertebra	4
	dusty fifth thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty first caudal vertebra	1
	dusty first lumbar vertebra	3
	dusty first thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty fourth lumbar vertebra	3
	dusty fourth thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty left clavicle	1
	dusty left femur	1
	dusty left fifth rib	2
	dusty left first rear claw	2
	dusty left first rib	1
	dusty left fourth front claw	1
	dusty left fourth rear claw	2
	dusty left humerus	1
	dusty left kneecap	2
	dusty left ninth rib	1
	dusty left radius	3
	dusty left scapula	1
	dusty left second front claw	1
	dusty left second rib	5
	dusty left seventh rib	1
	dusty left sixth rib	2
	dusty left tenth rib	2
	dusty left third front claw	1
	dusty left third rib	2
	dusty left ulna	1
	dusty ninth caudal vertebra	2
	dusty ninth thoracic vertebra	4
	dusty right eleventh rib	1
	dusty right femur	1
	dusty right fibula	3
	dusty right first rear claw	1
	dusty right first rib	1
	dusty right fourth rear claw	2
	dusty right kneecap	3
	dusty right ninth rib	2
	dusty right radius	1
	dusty right second rear claw	2
	dusty right seventh rib	3
	dusty right sixth rib	2
	dusty right tenth rib	3
	dusty right third front claw	1
	dusty right third rib	3
	dusty right tibia	3
	dusty right twelfth rib	1
	dusty right ulna	1
	dusty sacral vertebrae	1
	dusty second cervical vertebra	1
	dusty second thoracic vertebra	2
	dusty seventh cervical vertebra	1
	dusty seventh lumbar vertebra	2
	dusty sixth caudal vertebra	1
	dusty sixth lumbar vertebra	1
	dusty sixth thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty third cervical vertebra	1
	dusty third lumbar vertebra	1
	dusty third thoracic vertebra	2
	dwarf bread	1
	dwarvish magazine	1
	dwarvish war helmet	1
	dwarvish war kilt	1
	dwarvish war mattock	1
	Dyspepsi grenade	1
	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
	easter egg balloon	43
	Eau de Guaneau	1
	ectoplasmic paste	1
	Ed the Undying exhibit crate	1
	eel battery	1
	eel skin	1
	effervescent potion	1
	effluvious emerald	4
	eggbeater	1
	eggnog	1
	El Sombrero De Lopez	3
	El Vibrato drone	1
	El Vibrato energy spear	1
	El Vibrato helmet	1
	El Vibrato Megadrone	1
	El Vibrato power sphere	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
	Elder Turtle Shell	6
	eldritch dough	1
	electric crutch	1
	elegant nightstick	1
	elephant stinger	13
	elevenderizing hammer	1
	elevennis shoes	1
	elevent	1
	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
	Elfin shortbread	1
	Elizabeth's Dollie	1
	Elizabeth's paintbrush	1
	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
	Ellsbury's skull	1
	Elmley shades	3
	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
	*elven limbos* gingerbread**	37
	elven cellocello	31
	elven hardtack	1
	elven magi-pack	1
	elven medi-pack	1
	elven moonshine	19
	elven socks	2
	elven squeeze	1
	elven suicide capsule	27
	elven whittling knife	1
	Elvish delight	1
	Elvish sunglasses	1
	empty agua de vida bottle	1
	empty blowgun	1
	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	55
	empty meat tank	1
	enchanted barbell	1
	enchanted bean	1
	enchanted bean burrito	1
	enchanted brass knuckles	1
	enchanted eyepatch	2
	enchanted leopard-print barbell	1
	enchanted toothpick	1
	enchantlers	1
	encoder ring	1
	energy drink IV	1
	ennui-flavored potato chips	1
	enormous belt buckle	3
	enormous hoop earring	1
	Ent cider	1
	epic wad	4
	equal sign	1
	escargotsicle	1
	Essence of Bear	1
	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
	evil golden arch	1
	evil golden arches	1
	evil googly eye	1
	evil teddy bear	6
	evil-ass club	1
	exotic parrot egg	1
	expensive cigar	1
	exploding hacky-sack	1
	extra-fancy ring setting	1
	extra-greasy slider	1
	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
	extra-potent gremlin mutagen	1
	extra-spicy bloody mary	1
	extra-strength strongness elixir	1
	eXtreme meat crossbow	2
	eXtreme meat staff	2
	eXtreme meat sword	2
	eXtreme mittens	1
	eXtreme nose ring	1
	eXtreme scarf	1
	eye of newt	17
	eye of the Tiger-lily	18
	eye-pod	3
	eyedrops of newt	2
	eyedrops of the ermine	1
	eyedrops of the ocelot	1
	eyepatch	1
	facsimile dictionary	24
	fairy gravy boat	1
	fairy-worn boots	1
	fake blood	1
	fake hand	1
	fake plastic grass	1
	false eyelashes	1
	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
	fancy ball mask	1
	fancy bath salts	1
	fancy beef jerky	1
	fancy but probably evil chocolate	13
	fancy canapés	1
	fancy chocolate car	7
	fancy dress ball	10
	fancy opera glasses	17
	fancy schmancy cheese sauce	1
	fancy seashell necklace	1
	Fantasma en la Máquina	1
	fat bottom quark	1
	fat stacks of cash	3
	fat wallet	1
	FDKOL commendation	1
	FDKOL fire hose	1
	FDKOL hotcakes	1
	FDKOL tattoo	1
	felt	13
	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
	fermenting powder	1
	ferret bait	1
	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
	fertilized ghuol egg	1
	festive holiday hat	10
	fetid feather	1
	fettucini Inconnu	1
	Feynman gate	1
	fez of etymology	2
	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
	fiery wing	1
	figurine of a charred seal	1
	figurine of a cold seal	1
	figurine of a cute baby seal	1
	figurine of a shadowy seal	2
	figurine of a sleek seal	1
	figurine of a slippery seal	1
	figurine of a stinking seal	1
	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	1
	figurine of an armored seal	1
	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	1
	filth-encrusted futon	1
	filthy corduroys	1
	filthy hippy poncho	1
	filthy knitted dread sack	1
	filthy lucre	5
	filthy pestle	1
	filthy poultice	6
	fine wine	1
	fire	3
	fire axe	1
	fire flower	1
	fire poi	4
	firebomb	1
	fireman's helmet	1
	fish bazooka	1
	fish-liver oil	2
	fishy fish	1
	fishy fish casserole	1
	fishy fish lasagna	1
	fist turkey outline	1
	fitness wristband	1
	fizzy potion	1
	flamin' bindle	1
	flaming cardboard sword	2
	flaming crutch	1
	flaming feather	1
	flaming glowsticks	2
	flaming juggler's balls	1
	flaming mushroom	2
	flaming mushroom wine	1
	flaming sword	1
	flaming talons	1
	flange	1
	flaregun	1
	flashing novelty button	1
	flask of Amontillado	1
	flask of baconstone juice	1
	flask of Gnomochloric acid	1
	flask of hamethyst juice	1
	flask of porquoise juice	1
	flat dough	1
	flat mushroom wine	1
	flavored foot massage oil	1
	flavorless gruel	1
	fleetwood macaroni	1
	flimsy clipboard	1
	flirtatious feather	3
	floaty gravel	1
	floaty inverse geode	1
	floaty sand	3
	floaty stone sphere	1
	floorboard cruft	1
	floral print shirt	1
	flower petal pie	1
	flowing hippy skirt	1
	flute of flat champagne	1
	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	2
	flypaper staff	1
	flytrap pellet	1
	foam dart	308
	foam noodle	2
	Fog Murderer	1
	foie gras	1
	folder (blue)	1
	folder (catfish)	1
	folder (cyan)	1
	folder (green)	1
	folder (magenta)	1
	folder (red)	1
	folder (smiley face)	1
	folder (space skeleton)	1
	folder (wizard)	1
	folder (yellow)	1
	Folder Holder	1
	foolscap fool's cap	1
	foon	1
	foot-long hot daub	1
	football helmet	1
	forbidden sausage	3
	foreign box	1
	forest tears	1
	fortune cookie	1
	Frat Army FGF	1
	frat brats	2
	frayed rope belt	1
	freezerburned ice cube	1
	freezin' bindle	1
	French slippers	1
	freshwater pearl necklace	1
	fricasseed brains	1
	friendly cheez blob	6
	frightful feather	1
	frigid air mattress	1
	frigid hankyū	1
	frigid mote	2
	frigid ninja stars	1
	frigid-ass club	1
	frilly shirt	1
	frilly skirt	2
	Frogade	1
	Frost™ brand sword	2
	frostbite-flavored Hob-O	1
	Frosty's carrot	1
	Frosty's frosty mug	1
	Frosty's iceball	1
	Frosty's nailbat	1
	Frosty's old silk hat	1
	Frosty's snowball sack	1
	frozen banquet	1
	frozen feather	1
	frozen Mob Penguin	1
	frozen mushroom	1
	frozen nunchaku	1
	fruit basket	1
	fruit bowl	1
	fruitcake	3
	fruitfilm	1
	fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	1
	full meat tank	1
	funhouse mirror	1
	funky dried mushroom	7
	furniture dolly	3
	furry fur	1
	furry green turtle	1
	furry kilt	1
	furry pants	1
	fuzzbump	1
	Fuzzby	1
	fuzzy dice	1
	fuzzy earmuffs	7
	fuzzy montera	2
	ga-ga radio	1
	Gaia beads	4
	Galapagosian Cuisses	3
	GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	1
	garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	1
	garish pinky ring	14
	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	3
	gas balloon	4
	gator skin	48
	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	1
	gauze garter	6
	gauze hammock	2
	gauze shorts	1
	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
	gearbox necklace	1
	Genalen™ Bottle	9
	Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	1
	General Assembly Module	3
	ghost cucumber	65
	ghost pickle on a stick	1
	ghost toga	1
	ghostly pickling solution	1
	ghuol ears	1
	ghuol egg	1
	ghuol egg quiche	1
	ghuol guolash	5
	ghuol-ear kabob	1
	giant book of ancient carols	1
	giant cactus quill	1
	giant candy cane	1
	giant cheesestick	2
	giant clay ashtray	1
	giant designer sunglasses	26
	giant discarded bottlecap	16
	giant discarded plastic fork	15
	giant discarded torn-up glove	15
	giant driftwood sculpture	2
	giant foam finger	15
	giant glass of brandy	1
	giant grain of protein powder	1
	giant gym membership card	1
	giant heirloom grape tomato	1
	giant marshmallow	1
	giant moxie weed	1
	giant needle	4
	giant pearl	1
	giant penguin keychain	1
	giant pinky ring	47
	giant safety pin	2
	giant yellow hat	1
	gibson	1
	gift card	1
	gift-a-pult	1
	gilded ancient cursed chest	1
	gilt perfume bottle	1
	gimlet	3
	gin and tonic	1
	Gin Mint	1
	gin-soaked blotter paper	2
	gingerbread bugbear	1
	gingerbread horror	5
	gingerbread house	1
	gingerbread mutant bugbear	10
	gingerbread robot	1
	ginormous pumpkin	1
	glass gnoll eye	1
	glass of baboon milk	12
	glass of bourbon	1
	glass of goat's milk	11
	glimmering buzzard feather	1
	glimmering great tit feather	1
	glimmering penguin feather	1
	glimmering phoenix feather	1
	glimmering raven feather	1
	glimmering roc feather	1
	glistening fish meat	1
	glistening staff	2
	glittery mascara	1
	glob of green slime	1
	gloomy black mushroom	1
	gloomy mushroom wine	1
	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
	glowing frisbee	1
	glowing red eye	2
	gnashing teeth	1
	gnatloaf	1
	gnatloaf casserole	1
	gnatwing	4
	gnatwing earring	1
	gnauga hide	13
	gnauga hide buckler	1
	gnauga hide chaps	1
	gnauga hide kilt	1
	gnauga hide vest	1
	gnauga hide whip	1
	gnocchetti di Nietzsche	1
	gnoll lips	1
	gnoll teeth	1
	gnoll-tooth necklace	1
	Gnollish autoplunger	1
	Gnollish casserole dish	7
	Gnollish flyswatter	2
	Gnollish pie server	1
	Gnollish pie tin	1
	Gnollish plunger	1
	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
	Gnollish toolbox	7
	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	2
	Go-Wassail	1
	goat	1
	goat beard	1
	goat cheese	18
	goat cheese pizza	32
	goat cheese taco	1
	goatskin umbrella	23
	gob of wet hair	1
	goblin autoblowgun	2
	goblin hunting spear	2
	gold Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
	gold crown	1
	gold lamé pants	1
	gold wedding ring	1
	golden ring	41
	golden twig	1
	Goodfella contract	301
	gooey paste	1
	goofily-plumed helmet	1
	googly eye	14
	Gordon Bennett	1
	goth kid t-shirt	1
	goulauncher	2
	gr8ps	1
	grapefruit	18
	grapes	28
	grass blade	1
	grass hat	1
	grass skirt	1
	grass whistle	1
	grassy cutlass	1
	grave robbing shovel	1
	graveyard snowglobe	2
	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
	gray bow tie	14
	grease gun	2
	grease trap	1
	Greatest American Pants	1
	Greaves of the Murk Lord	1
	green balloon	1
	green beer	4
	green BRICKO brick	1
	green candy heart	1
	green candygram	1
	green clay bead	1
	Green Clover of Justice	1
	green glowstick	3
	green mana	1
	Green Manalishi	1
	green peawee marble	1
	green pixel	1
	green pixel potion	2
	green smoke bomb	2
	green snowcone	3
	green-frosted astral cupcake	2
	gremlin juice	10
	grinning turtle	1
	grog	1
	Groll doll	1
	grouchy restless spirit	42
	groupie bra	2
	groupie lipstick	7
	grue egg	12
	grue egg omelette	26
	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	1
	grumpy old man charrrm	2
	grumpy old man charrrm bracelet	1
	grungy bandana	1
	grungy flannel shirt	1
	guano coffee cup	1
	guard turtle collar	7
	guard turtle shell	27
	guitar pick	1
	Gummi-DNA	1
	Gummi-Gnauga	1
	gun cleaning kit	1
	guy made of bee pollen	29
	gyroscope	1
	haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	1
	haiku katana	1
	hair of the calf	1
	hair of the fish	1
	hair spray	1
	hairy staff	1
	half-orchid	1
	half-rotten brain	1
	half-sized guitar	1
	halfberd	1
	halibut	1
	hamburger	1
	hamethyst	1
	hamethyst bracelet	1
	hamethyst necklace	4
	hand grenegg	1
	hand-carved bokken	2
	hand-carved bow	1
	hand-carved staff	1
	handful of confetti	49
	handful of crafty noodles	1
	handful of Crotchety Pine needles	1
	handful of hand chalk	1
	handful of honey	1
	handful of Laughing Willow bark	1
	handful of moss	1
	handful of numbers	2
	handful of nuts and berries	1
	handful of pine needles	1
	handful of sand	9
	handful of sawdust	20
	handful of Smithereens	1
	handful of tips	1
	handful of walnuts	15
	handmade hobby horse	1
	handsomeness potion	1
	happiness	5
	harem girl t-shirt	1
	Hatorade	1
	haunted doghouse	1
	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
	headhunter necktie	1
	headless sparrow	1
	heart necklace	25
	heart of rock and roll	1
	heart of the volcano	23
	heavy D	2
	heavy hot sauce	1
	heavy leather-bound tome	1
	heavy metal sonata	1
	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	2
	heavy necklace chain	1
	hedgeturtle	1
	Heimandatz's heart	4
	Hell broth	1
	Hell ramen	1
	hellion cube	5
	hellseal claw	1
	hellseal whisker	1
	Helm of the Scream Emperor	1
	helmet recipe	1
	helmet turtle	45
	hemp net	1
	hemp string	10
	henna face paint	2
	henna tattoo	1
	herb brownies	1
	herbal stuffing	6
	herbs	1
	hermit permit	1
	herringcello	20
	hi-density nylocite leg armor	1
	hibernating robot reindeer	1
	hideous egg	1
	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	1
	hill of beans	11
	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
	hippo skin buckler	1
	hippo whip	1
	hippopotamus kilt	1
	hippopotamus pants	1
	hippopotamus skin	3
	hipposkin poncho	1
	Hippy Army MPE	6
	hippy herbal tea	1
	hippy medical kit	2
	hippy protest button	1
	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
	hobo fortress blueprints	1
	hobo monkey	1
	hobo nickel	1
	Hodgman's almanac	1
	Hodgman's blanket	1
	Hodgman's cane	1
	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
	Hodgman's harmonica	1
	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
	Hollandaise helmet	17
	holy bomb, batman	1
	honey dipper	1
	honey-dew	1
	honey-dipped locust	1
	honeybritches	1
	honeycap	1
	honeypot	1
	hopping socks	1
	horizontal tango	1
	hors d'oeuvre tray	1
	hot buttered roll	3
	hot cross bow	1
	hot date	25
	hot daub	1
	hot daub bun	1
	hot daub stand	1
	hot hi mein	1
	hot katana blade	28
	hot nuggets	1
	hot pink lipstick	1
	hot plate	3
	hot powder	1
	hot stuffing	1
	hot wad	1
	hot wing	1
	hovering sombrero	1
	huge bowl of candy	1
	huge pumpkin	1
	huge spoon	1
	humming El Vibrato drone	1
	hyperbolic plasma focuser	2
	hypodermic needle	5
	ice harvest	1
	ice skate doll	1
	ice-cold fotie	1
	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	1
	ice-cold six-pack	2
	ice-cold Willer	1
	icy katana hilt	1
	icy mushroom wine	1
	icy-hot katana	1
	iGoogly	1
	Iiti Kitty phone charm	3
	imitation crab crate	1
	imitation crab meat	1
	imitation crab zoea	1
	immense cyborg hand	12
	imp air	1
	Imp Ale	1
	imp unity ring	8
	incredibly creepy marionette	2
	infant sandworm	1
	infernal fife	1
	infernal insoles	1
	inflatable duck	11
	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	2
	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
	ink bladder	1
	inkwell	1
	Inndya trading card	3
	insanely spicy bean burrito	1
	insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito	1
	Instant Karma	1
	interesting-looking twig	198
	invisible bag	2
	ion grid	2
	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	1
	irate sombrero	5
	Iron Beta of Industry	7
	iron dagger	1
	iron pasta spoon	1
	irradiated candy cane	8
	irradiated pet snacks	1
	ivory cue ball	1
	jabañero pepper	1
	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	1
	jack flapper	1
	Jack-in-the-box	6
	jalapeño slices	1
	jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	2
	jar of anniversary jam	1
	jar of fermented pickle juice	1
	jar of psychoses (Jick)	1
	jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)	1
	jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)	1
	jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)	1
	jar of psychoses (The Old Man)	1
	jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)	1
	jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)	1
	jar of squeeze	1
	jar of swamp gas	101
	Jarlsberg's earring	2
	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
	Jarlsberg's pan	1
	Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode)	1
	jawbruiser	4
	jerky coins	1
	jet bennie marble	1
	jewelry-making pliers	1
	jingle bell	1
	Jocko Homo's head	1
	Jolly Roger charrrm	5
	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	27
	joybuzzer	2
	jug of baconstone juice	1
	jug of Gnomochloric acid	1
	jug of hamethyst juice	1
	jug of porquoise juice	1
	jug-o-magicalness	1
	Juju Mojo Mask	1
	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	40
	jumbo olive	1
	jumping bean burrito	1
	juniper berries	1
	junk band	1
	junk food	1
	junk trunks	1
	junk yard	1
	Junk-Bond	1
	junk-mail shirt	1
	keg shield	8
	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
	Kentucky-style derby	1
	ketchup	1
	ketchup hound	1
	kevlateflocite helmet	1
	kick-ass kicks	11
	kickback cookbook	1
	killer rag doll	2
	killing feather	70
	king cookie	1
	Kissin' Cousins	1
	kite	1
	kiwi	6
	kneecapping stick	13
	knight cookie	1
	knob bugle	1
	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
	Knob Goblin elite shirt	13
	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
	Knob Goblin love potion	1
	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
	Knob Goblin pants	1
	Knob Goblin perfume	1
	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
	Knob Goblin spatula	1
	Knob Goblin steroids	1
	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
	Knob Goblin tongs	1
	Knob Goblin Uberpants	2
	Knob Goblin visor	1
	knob ka-bobs	14
	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
	Knob lo mein	1
	Knob mushroom	1
	knob mushroom wine	1
	Knob pasty	1
	Knob sausage	1
	Knob shroomkabob	1
	Knob stir-fry	1
	Knob stroganoff	3
	Knob stuffed shells	1
	knobby helmet turtle	1
	knobby kneepads	1
	Knoll mushroom	6
	knoll mushroom wine	1
	Knoll shroomkabob	2
	Knoll stir-fry	1
	knuckle sandwich	56
	kobold kibble	1
	KoLHS Pep Squad Box	1
	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
	kumquat	1
	ladle of mystery	1
	large box	1
	large cocoa eggshell fragment	2
	LARP membership card	1
	Lars the Cyberian	1
	laser cannon	1
	laser targeting chip	1
	laser-broiled pear	12
	lavender candygram	1
	lavender paisley oyster egg	3
	lavender plastic oyster egg	5
	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	1
	lavender striped oyster egg	2
	lawn dart	1
	Lazybones™ recliner	1
	LCD game: Burger Belt	1
	lead necklace	1
	lead yo-yo	1
	leaf	1
	leaflet	2
	leather bookmark	1
	leather chaps	1
	leather mask	1
	leathery bat skin	125
	leathery cat skin	139
	leathery rat skin	12
	LED block	1
	Lederhosen of the Night	1
	left bracket	1
	left parenthesis	1
	left-handed melodica	1
	leftovers of indeterminate origin	1
	lemon	1
	lemon meringue pie	1
	lemonade marble	1
	length of string	2
	leotarrrd	1
	leprechaun hatchling	1
	less-than-three-shaped box	1
	lesser grodulated violet	1
	Let Me Be!	1
	lewd playing card	10
	libation of liveliness	1
	Libram of BRICKOs	1
	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	1
	Libram of Divine Favors	1
	Libram of Love Songs	1
	Libram of Pulled Taffy	1
	Libram of Resolutions	1
	library card	1
	licorice garrote	1
	lihc eye	1
	lihc eye pie	1
	lihc face	1
	limburger biker boots	3
	lime	3
	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	1
	line	10
	linoleum crossbow	1
	linoleum crossbow string	4
	linoleum helmet turtle	1
	linoleum ore	1
	linoleum staff	1
	linoleum sword	1
	linoleum sword hilt	1
	lion oil	1
	little box of fireworks	1
	Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	1
	little paper umbrella	2
	live lobster	1
	live nautical mine	1
	live wire	4
	liver and let pie	1
	llama lama cria	1
	llama lama gong	1
	loaded serum blowgun	1
	loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	1
	Lockenstock™ sandals	3
	logic synthesizer	2
	long pork	2
	long pork casserole	2
	long pork chop sandwiches	1
	long skinny balloon	6
	long-forgotten necklace	1
	loose teeth	1
	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	18
	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	50
	los chinos	1
	lost key	1
	lotion of coldness	1
	lotion of hotness	1
	lotion of sleaziness	1
	lotion of spookiness	1
	lotion of stench	1
	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	365
	love song of disturbing obsession	1
	love song of icy revenge	1
	love song of naughty innuendo	1
	love song of smoldering passion	1
	love song of sugary cuteness	1
	love song of vague ambiguity	1
	lowercase a	1
	lowercase N	1
	lucky ball-and-chain	1
	lucky bottlecap	2
	lucky cat statue	1
	lucky lighter	1
	lucky rabbit's foot	39
	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
	lumbering jack	1
	Lumineux Limnio	1
	lump of Brituminous coal	1
	lump of coal	1
	lump of diamond	1
	lump of Saccharine Maple sap	1
	lunar isotope	1
	lupine sword	1
	LWA ring	1
	M-242	11
	macaroni duck	2
	Mace of the Tortoise	3
	machine elf capsule	1
	mad scientist's sock monkey	2
	Mad Train wine	1
	Mae West	1
	Mae West with a fly in it	3
	mafia aria	7
	magic lamp	1
	magic whistle	1
	magical ice cubes	2
	magical mystery juice	1
	magicalness-in-a-can	1
	magicberry tablets	1
	magilaser blastercannon	1
	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	15
	magnifying glass	2
	maid head	1
	maiden wig	1
	Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit	1
	makeshift cape	1
	makeshift castanets	1
	makeshift crane	1
	makeshift skirt	1
	makeshift turban	1
	mana curds	1
	mandarina colada	1
	mandarina colada with a fly in it	2
	Manetwich	1
	mangled squirrel	1
	Manual of Transcendent Olfaction	1
	many-eyed glasses	5
	maple syrup	1
	margarita	1
	mariachi G-string	1
	mariachi hat	11
	mariachi pants	36
	mariachi toothpaste	1
	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
	marionette collective	1
	Mark I Steam-Hat	1
	Mark II Steam-Hat	1
	Mark III Steam-Hat	1
	Mark IV Steam-Hat	1
	Mark V Steam-Hat	1
	marshmallow	2
	marshmallow flambé	1
	martini	2
	marzipan skull	1
	mass of wriggling tentacles	1
	massive gemstone	1
	massive sitar	3
	mauve paisley oyster egg	3
	mauve plastic oyster egg	3
	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	3
	mauve striped oyster egg	5
	Maxing, Relaxing	1
	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	3
	Mayflower bouquet	1
	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	5
	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	1
	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	7
	meat cowboy hat	1
	Meat detector	1
	meat engine	1
	meat from yesterday	9
	Meat maid	1
	Meat maid body	1
	meat paste	1
	meat shield	1
	meat stack	1
	meat vortex	427
	Meat-inflating powder	1
	meatloaf helmet	2
	meatsmithing guide	1
	meatspout staff	1
	meaty helmet turtle	1
	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1
	medium slimy cyst	1
	megatofu	8
	Meleegra™ pills	6
	melted Jell-o shot	17
	memory of a C	1
	memory of a CA base pair	1
	memory of a CG base pair	1
	memory of a CT base pair	1
	memory of a G	1
	memory of a GT base pair	1
	memory of a T	1
	memory of an A	1
	memory of an AT base pair	1
	memory of some delicious amino acids	1
	menudo	1
	menudo ravioli	1
	Mer-kin cooljuice	1
	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
	Mer-kin foodbucket	1
	Mer-kin healscroll	1
	Mer-kin hidepaint	1
	Mer-kin hookspear	2
	Mer-kin killscroll	1
	Mer-kin prayerbeads	2
	Mer-kin pressureglobe	1
	Mer-kin roundshield	2
	Mer-kin saltsquid	1
	Mer-kin sawdust	1
	Mer-kin smartjuice	1
	Mer-kin sneakmask	2
	Mer-kin takebag	2
	Mer-kin thingpouch	1
	mermaid's purse	1
	mesh cap	1
	metallic A	1
	metallic foil radar dish	1
	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	6
	Microplushie: Bropane	31
	Microplushie: Dorkonide	9
	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	15
	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	10
	Microplushie: Gothochondria	24
	Microplushie: Hippylase	34
	Microplushie: Hipsterine	4
	Microplushie: Hobomosome	18
	Microplushie: Otakulone	41
	Microplushie: Raverdrine	27
	Microplushie: Sororitrate	29
	milk of magnesium	1
	milky potion	10
	mime soul fragment	1
	mimosette	1
	mind flayer corpse	1
	miner's helmet	1
	miner's pants	1
	miniature antlers	1
	miniature carton of clove cigarettes	3
	Miniborg beeper	1
	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
	Miniborg hiveminder	1
	Miniborg laser	1
	Miniborg stomper	1
	Miniborg strangler	1
	Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	1
	Mint Yulep	1
	misfit dolly	1
	misfit hobby horse	1
	misfit teddy bear	1
	missing wine	1
	Misty Cape	2
	Misty Robe	6
	mixed wildflower greens	16
	Mob Penguin cellular phone	6
	Mohawk wig	2
	moist sailor's cap	1
	mojo filter	2
	mole molé	1
	molotov cocktail cocktail	1
	molten brick	8
	Mon Tiki	1
	monkey wrench	1
	monomolecular yo-yo	275
	Monstar energy beverage	22
	monster pants	3
	Moping Artistic Goth Kid	1
	Morto Moreto	1
	mother's little helper	5
	Mountain Stream soda	1
	mouth-watering mayolus	1
	moveable feast	1
	moxie magnet	1
	moxie weed	1
	Mr. Accessory	1
	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
	Mr. Mediocrebar	46
	MSG	1
	muculent machete	1
	mugcake	1
	mulled cider	1
	mullet wig	1
	mummy costume	1
	mummy mask	1
	mummy wrapping	141
	munchies pill	1
	Murderer's Punch	1
	murky potion	79
	Muschat	1
	mushroom fermenting solution	6
	mushroom pizza	9
	musty moccasins	1
	My Own Pen Pal kit	1
	mylar scout drone	21
	mysterious chest	1
	mysterious present	1
	mysterious silver lapel pin	4
	nailswurst	1
	nanite-infested candy cane	4
	nanite-infested eggnog	3
	nanite-infested fruitcake	3
	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	5
	nanofiber cloth	1
	Nardz energy beverage	1
	nasty rat mask	1
	natto marble soda	1
	natto pocky	1
	natto-infused sake	1
	natty blue ascot	1
	natural fennel soda	1
	naughty origami kit	1
	navel ring of navel gazing	1
	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
	ND	1
	necklace chain	3
	Necrotelicomnicon	1
	Neuromancer	1
	neurostim pill	1
	New Cloaca-Cola	1
	Newbiesport™ tent	1
	Newman's Own Trousers	1
	NG	2
	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	9
	night-vision goggles	10
	ninja crampons	1
	ninja hot pants	1
	ninja mop	1
	ninja rope	1
	not-a-pipe	1
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	1
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	1
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	1
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	1
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	1
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	1
	nothing-in-the-box	1
	nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
	novelty tattoo sleeves	1
	NPZR chemistry set	1
	nurse's hat	1
	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	5
	nutty organic salad	1
	O'RLY manual	1
	obnoxious riddle	3
	obsidian dagger	37
	ocarina of space	1
	occult jelly donut	1
	ocean motion	1
	odor extractor	1
	off-white paisley oyster egg	4
	off-white plastic oyster egg	9
	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	4
	off-white striped oyster egg	2
	office-supply crossbow	1
	oil of expertise	1
	oil of oiliness	1
	Oil of Parrrlay	1
	oil of slipperiness	1
	oil of stability	1
	oily golden mushroom	1
	oily mushroom wine	1
	ointment of the occult	1
	Okee-Dokee soda	1
	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
	old coin purse	1
	old leather wallet	1
	old school flying disc	1
	old school Mafia knicke½æ	1
	old sweatpants	44
	old-fashioned	1
	olive	54
	olive lo mein	1
	olive stir-fry	1
	Olympic-sized Clan crate	1
	onion shurikens	1
	oozenog	6
	open sauce	1
	opera mask	1
	Operation Patriot Shield	1
	orange	20
	orange and black Crimboween candy	1
	orange candy heart	1
	orange candygram	1
	orange leather lanyard	1
	orange peel hat	1
	Orange Star of Sacrifice	2
	orange-frosted astral cupcake	1
	orc wrist	1
	Orcish baseball cap	1
	Orcish cargo shorts	1
	Orcish frat-paddle	1
	orcish hand lotion	1
	orcish rubber	1
	orcish stud-finder	1
	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
	organ grinder	1
	original G	6
	ornate ancient cursed chest	1
	ornate ancient cursed key	2
	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
	Oscus's neverending soda	1
	Oscus's pelt	2
	out-of-tune biwa	1
	outrageous sombrero	1
	oven mitts	1
	overcookie	2
	oversized fish scaler	11
	oversized pipe	1
	oversized pizza cutter	1
	oversized snowflake	1
	ovoid leather thing	243
	oyster basket	11
	oyster egg balloon	1
	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	1
	Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	1
	pack of chewing gum	1
	Pack of Every Card	1
	pack of KWE trading card	1
	packet of beer nuts	1
	packet of mayfly bait	1
	packet of orchid seeds	1
	padded tortoise	1
	PADL Phone	1
	pail	104
	painful penne pasta	1
	paint bomb	1
	painted shield	1
	painted turtle	1
	pair of bolt cutters	11
	pair of ragged claws	1
	pair of twitching claws	1
	palm frond	13
	palm-frond capris	1
	palm-frond cloak	1
	palm-frond fan	1
	palm-frond toupee	2
	palm-frond whip	1
	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	4
	panhandle panhandling hat	1
	panicked kernel	1
	Pantaloons of Hatred	1
	pants kit	1
	pants of the Slug Lord	21
	panty raider camouflage	1
	papaya	90
	papaya sling	2
	papaya slung	3
	papaya taco	8
	paper-plate-mail pants	1
	paperclip	1
	paperclip cape	1
	paperclip sproinger	1
	paperclip turban	1
	paperclip-on tie	1
	papotion of papower	1
	paranormal ricotta	1
	parasitic claw	1
	parasitic headgnawer	1
	parasitic strangleworm	1
	parasitic tentacles	1
	parisian cathouse	1
	party hat	2
	passable elf mask	7
	pasta spoon	19
	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
	pat-a-cake pendant	9
	patchouli incense stick	1
	patchouli oil bomb	2
	patent antipsychotics	1
	patent leather shoes	9
	peace-sign necklace	1
	peach	1
	peach lozenge	1
	peach pie	1
	peanut brittle shield	4
	pear	1
	pear lozenge	1
	pear tart	1
	pec oil	1
	PEEZ dispenser	1
	penguin focaccia bread	27
	penguin shorts	1
	penguin skin	4
	penguin skin buckler	1
	penguin thesaurus	9
	penguin whip	1
	penguinskin mini-kilt	1
	pentacorn hat	1
	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
	peppermint crook	1
	peppermint parasol	1
	peppermint patty	1
	peppermint rhino baby	1
	peppermint sprout	1
	peppermint twist	1
	percent sign	1
	perforated battle paddle	2
	perfume of prejudice	1
	perpendicular hula	4
	personal massager	20
	personalized birthday cake	1
	personalized coffee mug	297
	pestoblade	2
	pet rock	3
	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	3
	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	1
	Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	1
	petit 4.1	4
	petrified noodles	1
	petrified wood	17
	pewter claymore	1
	phat turquoise bead	5
	phat turquoise bracelet	1
	philosopher's scone	1
	philter of phorce	3
	phish stick	1
	phonics down	1
	photoprotoneutron torpedo	1
	physiostim pill	1
	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	8
	pickle-flavored chewing gum	7
	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	1
	Piddles	1
	pie crust	1
	piece of wedding cake	2
	piercing post	1
	pile of candy	1
	pile of dusty animal bones	12
	pile of gold coins	1
	pile of jumping beans	7
	pile of loose snow	1
	pimpin' meat hat	2
	Pine-Fresh air freshener	2
	pink candy heart	1
	pink clay bead	1
	Pink Heart of Spirit	3
	pink plastic baby	1
	pink pony	1
	pink-frosted astral cupcake	3
	piping organ pie	1
	pirate brochure	1
	pirate fledges	1
	pirate pamphlet	1
	pirate pelvis	6
	pirate shirt	1
	pirate skull	1
	pirate tract	1
	pitchfork	1
	pixel hat	1
	pixel pants	1
	pixel shield	1
	pixel sword	1
	pixellated candy heart	1
	plain brown wrapper	1
	plain pizza	45
	plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
	plastic guitar	1
	plastic passion fruit	1
	plexifoam chin strap	1
	plexiglass pikestaff	1
	plot hole	1
	plum	1
	plum lozenge	1
	plum wine	1
	plump juicy grub	1
	pocket ace	1
	pocket theremin	3
	pocketwatch on a chain	9
	pointed stick	1
	pointy mushroom	15
	pointy mushroom wine	1
	Poison Oak trading card	3
	poison pen	3
	poisonous caviar	1
	Pokëmann band-aid	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	15
	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	3
	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	5
	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	5
	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	2
	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	6
	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	6
	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	7
	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	3
	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	2
	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	8
	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	4
	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	5
	Polka Pop	1
	polka-dot bow tie	3
	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	2
	polyalloy shield	15
	polymorphic fastening apparatus	1
	Polysniff Perfume	1
	poodle skirt	1
	pool cue	50
	pool of liquid metal	2
	pool torpedo	1
	popcorn	1
	pork elf goodies sack	14
	porquoise	3
	porquoise bracelet	1
	porquoise eyebrow ring	3
	porquoise ring	1
	portable cassette player	1
	portable corkscrew	1
	portable Mayo Clinic	1
	portable photocopier	1
	possessed tomato	1
	possessed top	3
	possibility potion	1
	potato pistol	2
	potato sprout	3
	potent potion of potency	1
	potion of potency	1
	potion of temporary gr8ness	1
	potion of the litterbox	1
	poultrygeist	2
	poutine	2
	poutine pole	2
	powdered donut	24
	powdered organs	11
	powdered wig	9
	pr0n cocktail	1
	pr0n legs	1
	pr0n m4nic0tti	1
	pr0n stir-fry	1
	pr0n taco	1
	precious piercing post	1
	pregnant gloomy black mushroom	1
	prehistoric spear	1
	Prelude of Precision	1
	pretty bouquet	1
	pretty flower	116
	priceless diamond	1
	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
	prismatic wad	1
	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
	probability potion	1
	procrastination potion	3
	Professor What T-Shirt	3
	projectile icemaker	1
	prosthetic forehead	4
	prussian cathouse	2
	prussian cathouse with a fly in it	2
	psycho sweater	1
	psychoanalytic jar	1
	puce paisley oyster egg	2
	puce plastic oyster egg	4
	puce polka-dot oyster egg	7
	puce striped oyster egg	3
	puff of smoke	1
	pulsing flesh	12
	pumpkin	1
	pumpkin beer	1
	pumpkin bomb	1
	pumpkin juice	1
	pumpkin pie	1
	pumpkinhead mask	12
	punk rock jacket	1
	purple corpsel	1
	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
	purple pixel pie	1
	purple snowcone	1
	purple-frosted astral cupcake	1
	pygmy blowgun	1
	pygmy nose-bone	1
	pygmy phone number	1
	pygmy pygment	1
	pygmy spear	1
	quantum polarity inducer	1
	quantum taco	1
	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	2
	queen cookie	40
	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
	rabbit punch	2
	radium-flavored potato chips	1
	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
	Rainbow's Gravity	1
	Ralph IX cognac	2
	ram horns	1
	ram stick	1
	Ram's Face Lager	1
	ram-battering staff	1
	raspberry	1
	raspberry beret	2
	rat appendix	71
	rat appendix kabob	1
	rat appendix stir-fry	1
	rat carcass	1
	ratarang	1
	ratgut	3
	ratini	1
	ratskin belt	1
	rattail whip	1
	rave whistle	3
	ravioli hat	42
	razor-sharp can lid	42
	razor-tipped yo-yo	10
	really dense meat stack	14
	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
	really really sticky spider web	4
	really sticky spider web	2
	really thick bandage	1
	recursive spline reticulator	1
	Red Balloon of Valor	1
	red China marble	1
	red foxglove	1
	red paisley oyster egg	3
	Red Pill	1
	red pixel	1
	red pixel potion	1
	red plastic baby	1
	red plastic oyster egg	3
	red polka-dot oyster egg	4
	Red Rover BB gun	5
	red snowcone	6
	red striped oyster egg	14
	red wagon	1
	red-and-green sweater	2
	redrum	1
	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
	reinforced beaded headband	1
	reinforced furry underpants	1
	reodorant	1
	repeating crossbow	2
	resolution: be feistier	1
	resolution: be happier	1
	resolution: be kinder	1
	resolution: be luckier	1
	resolution: be more adventurous	1
	resolution: be sexier	1
	resolution: be smarter	1
	resolution: be stronger	1
	resolution: be wealthier	1
	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
	reverse-oscillating klystron	1
	rewinged stab bat	1
	rhesus monkey	4
	rhinoceros horn	1
	ribbon candy	1
	rice bowl	1
	ridiculously huge sword	1
	ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	1
	rigid carapace	13
	ring of adornment	4
	ring of aggravate monster	63
	ring of cold resistance	2
	ring of conflict	2
	ring of fire resistance	3
	ring of gain strength	3
	ring of half-assed regeneration	17
	ring of increase damage	3
	ring of telling skeletons what to do	1
	ring setting	1
	roasted marshmallow	33
	roboduck-on-a-string	3
	robotronic egg	1
	rock	3
	Rock and Roll Legend	3
	Rock Pops	54
	rockfish stomach	1
	rockin' wagon	1
	rocky raccoon	40
	rogue swarmer	81
	roll in the hay	5
	roll of Hob-Os	1
	roll of toilet paper	2
	roller skate doll	1
	rolling pin	1
	Roo trading card	1
	rook cookie	1
	rough fish scale	9
	round green sunglasses	4
	round purple sunglasses	1
	royal jelly	1
	royal jelly taco	1
	rubber axe	7
	rubber spider	1
	rubber WWBD? bracelet	19
	rubber WWJD? bracelet	26
	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	25
	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	23
	ruby W	1
	rum and cola	5
	rum barrel charrrm	1
	rum barrel charrrm bracelet	1
	Russian Ice	1
	rusty bonesaw	1
	rusty broken diving helmet	1
	rusty chain necklace	3
	rusty grave robbing shovel	1
	rusty hedge trimmers	1
	rusty metal key	1
	rusty metal ring	1
	rusty metal shaft	1
	rusty porthole	1
	rusty rivet	1
	rxr shield	1
	S.A.V.E. flyer	1
	S.T.L.T.	1
	sabre teeth	58
	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
	sack of doorknobs	1
	Safari Jack's moustache	4
	safarrri hat	21
	sake bomb	1
	salacious lychee chuhai	1
	salamander slurry	1
	salamander spleen	33
	salinated mint julep	1
	salty dog	67
	salty slug	5
	samurai turtle	1
	samurai turtle helmet	1
	sand dollar	1
	sandcastle	1
	sandwich of the gods	2
	sane hatrack	1
	sangria	1
	sauce of the ages	1
	saucepan	148
	sausage bomb	1
	sausage pizza	2
	savory crossbow	1
	savory staff	1
	savory sword	1
	savoy truffle	13
	sawblade fragment	72
	sawblade shield	3
	Scalp of Gorgolok	3
	scary death orb	1
	scented massage oil	1
	Schmalz's First Prize Beer	1
	scorpion whip	1
	scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	1
	scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	1
	scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	1
	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	1
	scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	1
	scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	1
	scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	1
	screwdriver	1
	scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil	1
	scroll of drastic healing	4
	scroll of pasta summoning	8
	scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff	1
	scroll of Puddingskin	1
	scrumdiddlyumptious solution	1
	scrumptious ice ant	1
	scrumptious reagent	1
	sea blueberry	1
	sea broccoli	1
	sea cauliflower	1
	sea lychee	1
	sea persimmon	1
	sea radish	1
	seal tooth	7
	seal-blubber candle	1
	seal-brain elixir	1
	seal-clubbing club	36
	seal-skull helmet	49
	seal-toothed rock	1
	sealhide belt	1
	sealhide buckler	1
	sealhide cloak	1
	sealhide gloves	1
	sealhide hood	1
	sealhide leggings	1
	sealhide moccasins	1
	sealhide seal doll	1
	sealhide snare	1
	sealhide whip	1
	sealskin drum	1
	seaweed	1
	sebaceous shield	1
	secret blend of herbs and spices	1
	Senior Mints	1
	sensitive poetry journal	1
	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
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	serpentine sword	1
	serum of sarcasm	1
	servomechanical torsion facilitator	1
	set of jacks	1
	set of Unobtainium straps	1
	sewage-clogged pistol	1
	sewer nuggets	1
	sewer turtle	1
	sewer wad	1
	shaking skull	1
	sham champagne	1
	shard of double-ice	1
	shark cartilage	8
	shark tooth	1
	sharpened hubcap	1
	shaving cream	1
	Shield of Icy Fate	1
	shimmering rainbow sand	1
	shimmering tendrils	1
	shin gourds	1
	shingle	1
	shining goblet	1
	shining halo	1
	shiny butcherknife	22
	shiny hood ornament	5
	shiny ring	61
	shiny stones	1
	shiny tribal beads	1
	shirt kit	1
	Shivering Chèvre	1
	shock belt	1
	shock collar	1
	shot of blackberry schnapps	1
	shot of flower schnapps	1
	shot of grapefruit schnapps	1
	shot of nepenthe schnapps	1
	shot of orange schnapps	1
	shot of peach schnapps	1
	shot of pear schnapps	1
	shot of rotgut	1
	shot of tomato schnapps	1
	shredded hellseal hide	8
	shrine to the Barrel god	1
	shrinking powder	1
	shuddersword	1
	silicon-infused gluteal shield	1
	silver cheese-slicer	1
	silver paté knife	1
	silver salt-shaker	1
	silver shrimp fork	27
	silver tongue charrrm	1
	silver tongue charrrm bracelet	1
	simple ancient cursed key	1
	sinewy crossbow string	1
	Single Alice's Army Foil	1
	single-serving herbal stuffing	2
	sinister altar fragment	2
	sinister-looking cat	1
	six pack of Mountain Stream	1
	six tiny wedges of goat cheese	1
	six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	1
	sk8board	1
	skate blade	1
	skate skates	1
	skeletal banana	1
	skeletal scabbard	1
	skeleton	1
	skeleton bone	4
	skeleton key	7
	skeleton key ring	1
	skeleton quiche	1
	skeleton skis	1
	skewer	43
	skewer-mounted razor blade	1
	skewered cat appendix	1
	skirt / kilt kit	2
	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	3
	skulldozer egg	1
	Skullhead's Screw	1
	slab of sponge	1
	slap and tickle	1
	sleaze nuggets	1
	sleaze powder	1
	sleaze wad	1
	sleazy bindle	1
	sleazy hi mein	1
	sleeping snowy owl	2
	sleeping wereturtle	1
	sleeve deuce	1
	slick fish meat	1
	slightly peevedbow	1
	slime convention coupons	1
	slime convention flyers	1
	slime convention pin	1
	slime convention swag bag	1
	slime convention t-shirt	1
	slime-soaked brain	2
	slimy alveolus	30
	slimy fermented bile bladder	1
	slimy sweetbreads	1
	slingshot	1
	slip 'n' slide	1
	slippery when wet shield	1
	slow jam collection	1
	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
	slug of rum	1
	slug of shochu	1
	slug of vodka	1
	small box	1
	small leather glove	1
	Small Medium	1
	smart skull	2
	smart watch	1
	smiling rat	1
	smoking grass	1
	smoking talon	1
	smoky potion	66
	smoldering box	1
	smoldering staff	1
	smudged alchemical recipe	1
	snailmail bits	2
	snailmail breeches	1
	snailmail coif	1
	snailmail hauberk	1
	snake	11
	snake shield	1
	snapdragon pistil	4
	snarling wolf shield	1
	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	7
	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
	snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	11
	snorkel	1
	snow belly	1
	snow berries	1
	snow crab	1
	snow hat	1
	snow machine	1
	snow pants	1
	Snow Queen Crown	1
	snowboarder pants	1
	sock garters	1
	sock monkey	1
	soda water	1
	soft green echo eyedrop antidote	6
	soggy used band-aid	1
	solid gold bowling ball	17
	solid gold pegleg	7
	sonar-in-a-biscuit	15
	Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	1
	soup turtle	1
	soup-chucks	1
	souvenir ski t-shirt	1
	soy cordial	1
	soylent staff	2
	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	1
	space marine flash grenade	1
	Space Tours Tripple	1
	spade necklace	25
	spaghetti cult mask	15
	spaghetti cult rosary	12
	spaghetti with rock-balls	1
	spaghetti with Skullheads	1
	Spam Witch sammich	1
	spandex anniversary shorts	1
	spangly mariachi pants	1
	spangly sombrero	3
	spare neck bolts	1
	spark plug earring	3
	sparkler	11
	special sauce glove	1
	spectral pickle	2
	spectre scepter	26
	SPF 451 lip balm	2
	spiced rum	1
	spices	1
	spicy bean burrito	1
	spicy enchanted bean burrito	3
	spicy jumping bean burrito	1
	spicy mushroom quesadilla	1
	spicy noodles	1
	spider web	55
	spiked femur	1
	spiky turtle helmet	1
	spiky turtle shield	1
	spiky turtle shoulderpads	1
	Spirit Precipice	1
	sponge cake	2
	sponge helmet	1
	spongy shield	1
	spooky bark	1
	spooky bicycle chain	4
	spooky cosmetics bag	4
	spooky eggnog	3
	spooky eyeliner	12
	spooky felt	2
	spooky gravy fairy warlock hat	1
	spooky hi mein	1
	spooky hockey mask	1
	spooky length of string	2
	spooky lipstick	16
	spooky lo mein	5
	spooky mushroom	3
	spooky mushroom wine	1
	spooky nuggets	1
	spooky pirate skeleton	1
	spooky powder	1
	spooky rattling cigar box	1
	spooky scarecrow	1
	spooky shroomkabob	1
	spooky shrunken head	1
	spooky staff	1
	spooky stick	1
	spooky stir-fry	1
	spooky stuffing	1
	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
	spooky toy wheel	1
	spooky wad	1
	spooky wooden block	1
	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
	spoon!	3
	spork	5
	spray paint	1
	spring	21
	sprocket	32
	sprocket assembly	1
	squamous polyp	1
	square CRIMBCOOKIE	3
	squashed frog	27
	squeaky staff	2
	squirming egg sac	13
	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	9
	Stabonic scroll	1
	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
	Staff of Holiday Sensations	1
	Staff of the Black Kettle	1
	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
	Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	1
	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
	Staff of the Soupbone	2
	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	2
	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
	Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	2
	Staff of the Woodfire	1
	stained mattress	1
	stainless steel scarf	2
	stainless steel shillelagh	1
	stainless steel skullcap	5
	stainless steel slacks	2
	stainless steel solitaire	3
	stainless steel suspenders	3
	stale baguette	4
	stale cheer wine	1
	stale Cheer-E-Os	1
	stalk of asparagus	13
	staph of homophones	1
	star	9
	star boomerang	1
	star buckler	115
	star chart	1
	star crossbow	2
	star hat	2
	star key lime	1
	star key lime pie	1
	star pants	1
	star shirt	1
	star spatula	1
	star staff	1
	star starfish	1
	star stiletto	1
	star sword	2
	star throwing star	34
	starchy crossbow	1
	starchy staff	1
	starchy sword	1
	Steal This Candy	2
	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	1
	Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	1
	steamy ruby	5
	steely marble	1
	stench nuggets	1
	stench powder	1
	stench wad	1
	Stephen's lab coat	1
	Stephen's secret formula	1
	sterno-flavored Hob-O	1
	stick	4
	stick of "gum"	8
	stick of dynamite	2
	stick-on eyebrow piercing	51
	stick-on-a-string	1
	sticky meat kilt	1
	sticky meat pants	1
	sticky meat skirt	1
	still grill	1
	still-beating spleen	1
	stinkin' bindle	1
	stinky cheese ball	1
	stinky hi mein	1
	stinky mushroom	9
	stinky mushroom wine	1
	stolen accordion	53
	stolen office supplies	1
	stolen sushi	1
	stomach turnover	1
	stone banjo	2
	stone baseball cap	1
	stone frisbee	1
	Stone Golem pebbles	1
	stone of eXtreme power	10
	stone turtle	1
	stone wool	1
	stop shield	1
	strange cube	2
	strange shiny disc	21
	straw hat	1
	straw pole	1
	strawberry	37
	strawberry daiquiri	1
	strawberry pie	5
	strawberry wine	1
	strawberry-flavored Hob-O	1
	stray chihuahua	1
	stress ball	1
	string of Crimbo lights	1
	string of green beads	1
	stringy sinew	2
	strongness elixir	1
	studded leather boxer shorts	1
	stuffed alien blob	11
	stuffed angry cow	99
	stuffed astral badger	120
	stuffed baby gravy fairy	124
	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	116
	stuffed can of asparagus	1
	stuffed Cheshire bitten	117
	stuffed cocoabo	121
	stuffed crazy bastard sword	16
	stuffed dodecapede	2
	stuffed dodo	1
	stuffed doppelshifter	1
	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	123
	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	100
	stuffed ghuol whelp	1
	stuffed gray blob	235
	stuffed hand turkey	107
	stuffed Hodgman	1
	stuffed key	160
	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	111
	stuffed martini	20
	stuffed Meat	120
	stuffed mind flayer	110
	stuffed mink	115
	stuffed monocle	128
	stuffed ninja snowman	1
	stuffed scary death orb	93
	stuffed shoulder parrot	12
	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	100
	stuffed snowy owl	93
	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	135
	stuffed spooky mushroom	17
	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	91
	stuffed teddy butler	125
	stuffed tin of caviar	123
	stuffed treasure chest	175
	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	119
	stuffed walrus	1
	stuffed yo-yo	2
	stuffed-shirt scarecrow	1
	stuffing	9
	stunt nuts	4
	sturdy Crimbo crate	7
	sturdy sword hilt	1
	stylish swimsuit	3
	styrofoam crossbow	1
	styrofoam ore	9
	styrofoam staff	1
	styrofoam sword	1
	sub-molecular interocitor	1
	sucky decal	1
	suede shortsword	1
	sugar banana	1
	sugar chapeau	2
	sugar cherry	1
	Sugar Cog	1
	sugar lime	1
	sugar shank	1
	sugar shard	1
	sugar sheet	1
	sugar shield	2
	sugar shillelagh	1
	sugar shirt	1
	sugar shorts	2
	sugar shotgun	1
	sugar-coated pine cone	9
	Summer Nights	1
	sunken chest	1
	suntan lotion of moxiousness	1
	super ka-bob	1
	Super Magic Power Sword X	2
	super salad	1
	Super Weight-Gain 9000	1
	super-spiky hair gel	1
	superamplified boom box	1
	Supernova Champagne	15
	support cummerbund	1
	suspicious stocking	1
	Swabbie™ swab	1
	swashbuckling pants	3
	sweet ninja sword	1
	sweet rims	2
	swirly potion	58
	sword behind inappropriate prepositions	1
	sword hilt	1
	Sword of Dark Omens	1
	sword of static	1
	swordzall	1
	synthetic dog hair pill	1
	synthetic stuffing	9
	t8r tots	14
	taco shell	31
	tail o' nine cats	1
	Tales from the Fireside	1
	Tales of the Word Realms	1
	tamarind-flavored chewing gum	7
	tambourine	2
	tambourine bells	28
	tangarita	1
	tangarita with a fly in it	1
	tangerine	1
	tangle of copper wire	1
	tangled mass of creepy pasta	1
	tap shoes	2
	targeting chip	1
	tarrrnish charrrm	1
	tarrrnished charrrm bracelet	1
	tasket	1
	tassel	2
	tasteful black bow tie	3
	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1
	tasty louse	1
	tasty tart	1
	tattered paper crown	1
	tattered scrap of paper	1
	tawdry amethyst	6
	Tears of the Quiet Healer	1
	teddy borg	13
	teeny-tiny magic scroll	2
	teeny-tiny ninja stars	12
	temporary teardrop tattoo	1
	Temps Tempranillo	1
	tempura air	1
	tempura broccoli	1
	tempura cauliflower	1
	ten-leaf clover	1
	tenderizing hammer	4
	teqiwila	1
	teqiwila slammer	1
	tequila grenade	13
	tequila sunrise	1
	tequila sunset	1
	tequila with training wheels	1
	terrible poem	1
	that gum you like	1
	The Art of Slapfighting	3
	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	2
	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
	The Bomb	1
	The Confiscator's Grimoire	1
	The Emperor's new pants	1
	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
	The Kloop in the Coop	1
	The Lost Comb	1
	The Lost Glasses	1
	The Lost Pill Bottle	1
	The Lot's engagement ring	1
	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
	The Six-Pack of Pain	1
	The Smith's Tome	1
	The Snake trading card	1
	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
	theoretical string	11
	thermos full of Knob coffee	2
	thermos of brew	1
	thin black candle	19
	Thinknerd T-Shirt	1
	Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	1
	third-hand nunchaku	1
	thistle wine	16
	Thorny Toad trading card	1
	throbbing organ pie	1
	throbbing rage gland	1
	throwing fork	1
	throwing knife	1
	throwing spoon	1
	throwing wrench	12
	Thwaitgold ant statuette	5
	Thwaitgold bee statuette	3
	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	4
	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	5
	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	1
	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	8
	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	5
	thyme jelly donut	1
	Tiger-lily's milk	22
	tighty whiteys	1
	Tiki lighter	1
	time halo	1
	time sleigh	1
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	tin cup of mulligan stew	1
	tin magnolia	8
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	tiny black hole	1
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	tiny bust of Pallas	1
	tiny canopic jar	1
	tiny cell phone	1
	tiny costume wardrobe	1
	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	1
	tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	4
	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	1
	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	3
	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	1
	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	2
	tiny die-cast Don Crimbo	1
	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	2
	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	3
	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	1
	tiny die-cast Father Crimborg	1
	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	2
	tiny die-cast golden ring	1
	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	1
	tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	3
	tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	2
	tiny die-cast killing bird	1
	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	3
	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	4
	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	1
	tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	1
	tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	2
	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	1
	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	1
	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	1
	tiny die-cast Swiss hen	2
	tiny die-cast turtle mech	3
	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	1
	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	3
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	tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker	1
	tiny house	1
	tiny maracas	6
	tiny Mountie hat	1
	tiny ninja sword	2
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	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	6
	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
	tiny plastic accordion thief	10
	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	2
	tiny plastic angry bugbear	4
	tiny plastic angry goat	24
	tiny plastic anime smiley	4
	tiny plastic animelf	1
	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	3
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	tiny plastic Axe Wound	6
	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	26
	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	2
	tiny plastic barrrnacle	36
	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	1
	tiny plastic beanbat	5
	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	3
	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	4
	tiny plastic Black Knight	4
	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	46
	tiny plastic blooper	9
	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	1
	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
	tiny plastic brainsweeper	5
	tiny plastic briefcase bat	3
	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	48
	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
	tiny plastic cocoabo	34
	tiny plastic coffee pixie	33
	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	2
	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	2
	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
	tiny plastic cubist bull	2
	tiny plastic demoninja	8
	tiny plastic disco bandit	9
	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
	tiny plastic fax machine	1
	tiny plastic Felonia	4
	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	2
	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	3
	tiny plastic fruit golem	5
	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	37
	tiny plastic G Imp	5
	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	45
	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	49
	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	2
	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	3
	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
	tiny plastic goth giant	5
	tiny plastic grue	35
	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	1
	tiny plastic Hellion	3
	tiny plastic hermit	13
	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	35
	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	3
	tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker	1
	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
	tiny plastic killer bee	33
	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	4
	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	4
	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	6
	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	4
	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	2
	tiny plastic leprechaun	27
	tiny plastic levitating potato	27
	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	7
	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
	tiny plastic mosquito	35
	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
	tiny plastic mumblebee	1
	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
	tiny plastic ninja snowman	3
	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	4
	tiny plastic pastamancer	8
	tiny plastic peacannon	1
	tiny plastic Protagonist	3
	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	37
	tiny plastic sauceror	9
	tiny plastic scary clown	9
	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
	tiny plastic seal clubber	11
	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
	tiny plastic Sneaky Pete	1
	tiny plastic Spam Witch	3
	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	3
	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	31
	tiny plastic spooky vampire	2
	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	9
	tiny plastic stab bat	28
	tiny plastic star starfish	38
	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	3
	tiny plastic taco cat	5
	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	2
	tiny plastic The Man	3
	tiny plastic topiary golem	4
	tiny plastic Toybot	1
	tiny plastic trollipop	1
	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	3
	tiny plastic turtle tamer	14
	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	3
	tiny plastic warbear	1
	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
	tiny plastic warwelf	1
	tiny plastic whitesnake	3
	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	2
	tiny plastic zmobie	4
	tiny shaker of salt	2
	tiny slimy cyst	1
	tiny top hat and cane	1
	tip jar	3
	tires	1
	tisket	1
	titanium assault umbrella	2
	toast	154
	tobiko marble soda	1
	tobiko pocky	1
	tobiko-infused sake	1
	tofu casserole	9
	tofu taco	1
	tofu wonton	1
	tofurkey gravy	6
	tofurkey leg	4
	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	14
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	tomato daiquiri	1
	tomato juice of powerful power	1
	tomb ratchet	1
	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	3
	Tome of Clip Art	1
	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	1
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	toothbrush	1
	toothsome rock	3
	top	1
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	tortoboggan shield	1
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	Travels with Jerry	1
	tree skirt	1
	tree-eating kite	25
	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
	Trollhouse cookies	1
	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
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	tropical swill	1
	tropical wrapping paper	1
	troutpiece	1
	true grit	7
	tube of dread wax	6
	tube of hair oil	1
	Tuesday's ruby	2
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	turtle wax	1
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	twitching trigger finger	2
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	Typical Tavern swill	1
	ultimate ultimate frisbee	1
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	unappetizing mayolus	1
	unbearable light	1
	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	2
	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	5
	Uncle Romulus	2
	Uncle Romulus (used)	1
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	Underworld flail	1
	Underworld truncheon	1
	Underworld trunk	1
	unearthly onyx	3
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	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	1
	unrolling pin	1
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	unstable laser battery	71
	unstable quark	1
	untamable turtle	2
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	unwound clockwork grapefruit	1
	upsy daisy	1
	Ur-Donut	1
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	useless powder	47
	V for Vivala mask	1
	Valentine	1
	valuable trinket	1
	vampire chowder	1
	vampire collar	2
	vampire duck-on-a-string	4
	vampire glitter	1
	Van der Graaf helmet	2
	vanilla-frosted king cake	7
	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
	Venus flytrap	1
	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	4
	very large caltrop	1
	very overdue library book	1
	vial of baconstone juice	1
	vial of Gnomochloric acid	1
	vial of hamethyst juice	1
	vial of patchouli oil	3
	vial of porquoise juice	1
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	vibrating mushroom	2
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	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	68
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	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
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	WA	1
	wad of cotton	5
	wad of dough	1
	wad of slimy rags	1
	wad of tofu	1
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	Wand of Nagamar	1
	Wand of Oscus	1
	wang	1
	war tongs	1
	warbear accoutrements chunk	1
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	warbear beeping telegram	1
	warbear chemistry lab	1
	warbear dress bracers	1
	warbear dress greaves	1
	warbear dress helmet	1
	warbear exhaust manifold	1
	warbear foil hat	1
	warbear gyrocopter	1
	warbear helm fragment	1
	warbear hoverbelt	1
	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	1
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	warbear jackhammer drill press	1
	warbear LP-ROM burner	1
	warbear metalworking primer	1
	warbear officer requisition box	1
	warbear oil pan	1
	warbear procedural hilarity drone	1
	warbear requisition box	1
	warbear robo-camouflage unit	1
	warbear soda machine assembler	1
	warbear superpotion	1
	warbear trouser fragment	1
	warm mushroom	1
	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
	wasabi marble soda	1
	wasabi pocky	1
	wasabi-infused sake	1
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	water wings	1
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	water-polo mitt	1
	watered-down Red Minotaur	1
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	wet venom duct	1
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	wheel	4
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	whiskey and soda	1
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	whiskey in a broken glass	1
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	Wolfman Nardz	1
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	world's most unappetizing beverage	1
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	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	3