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Display Case for agargan (#1054153)
This player is ranked #129 for Most Total Items with a total of 1,709,661 items.
This player is ranked #70 for Most Unique Items with a total of 6,525 items.

This player is a member of the clan Undercover Clan.

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agargan (#1054153)
This player has 6,525 unique items and 1,709,661 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"DEBBIE" tattoo kit 2
"DRINK ME" potion 3,694
"honey" dipper 1
"KICK ME" sign 82
"meat" stick 373
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 9
1,970 carat gold 3,479
1-ball 137
1.21 jigawatts 1
1/6th Pound Cake 1
100-Watt bulb 1
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 333
1952 Mickey Mantle card 35
2-ball 129
25-meat staff 2
3-ball 137
30669 scroll 777
33398 scroll 997
334 scroll 866
37x37x37 puzzle cube 411
4-ball 144
4-d camera 1
4-dimensional fez 2
4-dimensional guitar 79
4:20 bomb 1
5-Alarm Saucepan 3
5-ball 140
6-ball 139
64067 scroll 44
668 scroll 108
7-ball 149
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 154
7-inch discus 1
8-ball 686
8-billed baseball cap 10
8-bit banana 1
9-ball 2
99.44% pure math 1
a butt tuba 73
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 1
A Light that Never Goes Out 1
a little sump'm sump'm 154
A muse-bouche 3
a suspicious address 1
abandoned candy 2
abominable blubber 280
abominable snowcone 84
abstraction: action 6
abstraction: category 1
abstraction: certainty 1
abstraction: perception 1
abstraction: purpose 3
abstraction: sensation 6
abstraction: thought 1
Abyssal ember 1
acceptable bagel 1
accidental cider 174
accord ion 41
accordion file 5
Accordion of Jordion 6
accordionoid rocca 24
acid-squirting flower 162
acoustic guitarrr 101
actual reality goggles 108
actual tapas 5
adder 508
adder bladder 319
adhesive tape dolly 3
adorable seal larva 4
adventurer clone egg 1
aerated diving helmet 3
affordable teak perch 1
Afternoon Delight 1
Agent Corrigan's cigarette 3
Agent Mauve 1
Agitated Turkey 1
agnolotti arboli 3
agua de vida 1
airblaster gun 184
airborne mutagen 43
alarm accordion 1
albatross necklace 1
Alewife™ Ale 137
Alexy sauce 1
Alice's Army Alchemist 22
Alice's Army Bowman 8
Alice's Army Cleric 8
Alice's Army Coward 11
Alice's Army Dervish 4
Alice's Army Foil Alchemist 3
Alice's Army Foil Bowman 2
Alice's Army Foil Cleric 1
Alice's Army Foil Coward 3
Alice's Army Foil Guard 3
Alice's Army Foil Halberder 3
Alice's Army Foil Hammerman 2
Alice's Army Foil Horseman 1
Alice's Army Foil Lanceman 1
Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber 5
Alice's Army Foil Ninja 4
Alice's Army Foil Nurse 3
Alice's Army Foil Page 4
Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden 5
Alice's Army Foil Spearsman 2
Alice's Army Foil Swordsman 3
Alice's Army Foil Wallman 3
Alice's Army Guard 10
Alice's Army Halberder 18
Alice's Army Hammerman 7
Alice's Army Horseman 9
Alice's Army Lanceman 8
Alice's Army Mad Bomber 16
Alice's Army Martyr 5
Alice's Army Ninja 15
Alice's Army Nurse 15
Alice's Army Page 18
Alice's Army Shieldmaiden 15
Alice's Army Sniper 6
Alice's Army Spearsman 16
Alice's Army Swordsman 14
Alice's Army Wallman 19
alien autoautopsy kit 1
alien drugs 21
alien force field disruptor bean 5
alien protein powder 1
alien source code printout 1
alien source code printout (used) 1
all-purpose cleaner 430
all-purpose flower 1
all-year sucker 1
almost-dead walkie-talkie 50
alpha-mail pants 1
alphabet gum 13
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility 6
amber aviator shades 13
Ambitious Turkey 1
ammonite candy mold 1
ammonite fossil 88
Amnesiac Ale 1
amok pudding 17
amok putter 4
Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes 12
amphibious tophat 1
amulet of extreme plot significance 803
Amulet of Yendor 196
ancient calendar 1
ancient calendar fragment 16
ancient cursed foot locker 24
ancient frozen dinner 165
ancient hot dog wrapper 1
ancient ice cream scoop 380
ancient Magi-Wipes 3,278
ancient poisoned dart 377
Ancient Protector Soda 2
ancient protein powder 1,400
Ancient Saucehelm 4
ancient spice 77
ancient stone fist 33
ancient stone head 9
ancient turtle shell 4
ancient turtle shell helmet 2
ancient turtle shell powder 1
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 4
ancient vinyl coin purse 1,551
anemone nematocyst 25
anemone sauce 17
angel-food cake 1
Angelhair Culottes 3
anger blaster 1
Angry Farmer candy 61,425
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 3
angry inch 7
animal part cracker 1
anise-flavored venom 4
Ankh of Badahnkadh 1
ankleweights 3
anniversary balloon 1
anniversary balsa wood socks 1
anniversary burlap belt 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary gift box 1
anniversary safety glass vest 1
anniversary tiny latex mask 1
annoying pitchfork 54
ant agonist 376
ant antidepressant 1
ant hoe 15
ant pick 10
ant pitchfork 18
ant rake 25
ant sickle 14
anti-anti-antidote 10
anticheese 33
antimatter wad 1
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 1
antique accordion 1
antique bottle of cough syrup 40
antique bottle opener 1
antique greaves 142
antique hand mirror 84
antique helmet 156
antique machete 49
antique packet of ketchup 170
antique painting of a landscape 1
antique pair of blue jeans 1
antique record album 6
antique shield 128
antique souvenir drawing 3
antique spear 134
antique spyglass 1
apathetic lizardman doll 1
aquamariner's necklace 1
aquamariner's ring 2
aquaviolet jub-jub bird 1
Argarggagarg's fang 4
arm buzzer 1
armgun 524
armored prawn 2
around the world 3
arrowgram 2
arrrgyle socks 70
Arrrmetia trading card 2
artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice 35
artisanal limoncello 93
Artist's Butterknife of Regret 4
Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness 9
Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury 9
Artist's Spatula of Despair 8
Artist's Whisk of Misery 6
asbestos apron 172
asbestos crossbow 26
asbestos crossbow string 1
asbestos helmet turtle 1
asbestos meat stack 1
asbestos ore 420
asbestos staff 30
asbestos stick 1
asbestos sword 17
asbestos sword hilt 1
asbestos thermos 62
ASCII fu manchu 1
ASCII shirt 70
ash soda 5
Asleep in the Cemetery 3
asparagus knife 350
asparagus lo mein 3
asparagus stir-fry 2
aspirin 1
Ass-Stompers of Violence 1
assassin's cheese knife 10
asshat 1
astral mushroom 6
astronaut pants 31
Atomic Comic 1
Atomic Pop 30
atomic vector plotter 1
attention spanner 1
attorney's badge 158
augmented-reality shades 1
Aura Libre 35
autocalliope 97
automatic catapult 1
auxiliary backbone 1
awful poetry journal 28,264
Ax of L'rose 1
Aye Aye 1
Aye Aye, Captain 1
Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth 17
bätzle 14
baby cuddlefish 5
baby killer bee 23
babycakes 1
backwoods screwdriver 382
bacon bath ball 3
baconstone 69
baconstone bracelet 1
baconstone earring 1
baconstone pendant 2
baconstone ring 1
baconstone-handled sixgun 1
bad vibroknife 1
bad-ass club 1
badass belt 71
badass pie 1
badge of authority 38
badger badge 1
Bag o' Tricks 1
bag of airline peanuts 185
bag of bones 9
bag of Cheat-Os 1,192
bag of foreign bribes 1
bag of GORF 1,108
bag of GORP 1,219
bag of grain 1
bag of gross foreign snacks 70
bag of lard 33
bag of many confections 1
bag of park garbage 44
bag of pygmy blood 117
bag of QWOP 573
bag of random words 2
bag of unfinished business 1
bag of W&Ws 25
baggie of powdered sugar 34
baked stuffing 1
balaclava 16
balaclava baklava 21
ball 38
ball-in-a-cup 1
ballast turtle 9
balloon helmet 1
balloon monkey 3
balloon shield 1
balloon sword 3
ballpark hot daub 1
ballroom blintz 193
baloney rotgut 1
balsa plank 10
bamboo bokuto 4
banana 69
banana cream pie 1
banana daiquiri 1
banana milkshake 1
banana peel 59
banana smoothie 1
banana spritzer 1
banana supersucker 198
bananagate 29
bananarama bangle 3
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 2
Bangyomaman battle juice 16
banjo kazoo mount 8
banjo strings 2
baobab sap 3
bar skin 640
bar whip 2
barbed-wire fence 22
bargain flash powder 14
baritone accordion 16
bark beret 2
bark boxers 2
bark bracelet 2
bark rootbeer 19
barnacled barrel 3
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 1
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 20
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 1
barrel beryl 12
barrel beryl choker 1
barrel beryl nose ring 1
barrel beryl ring 1
barrel cracker 60
barrel gun 43
barrel pickle 76
barrel-aged martini 269
barrelhead 2
barrrnacle 216
barskin buckler 1
barskin cloak 1
barskin hat 5
barskin loincloth 1
barskin tent 2
bartender skull 1
bartender-in-the-box 1
bartender-skull-in-the-box 1
Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler 14
Barulio's bottle 48
basaltamander tongue 89
baseball 290
Bash-Ōs boxtop 2
Bash-Ōs cereal 28
basic meat crossbow 1
basic meat fez 1
basic meat foon 1
basic meat helmet 2
basic meat kilt 1
basic meat pants 1
basic meat skirt 1
basic meat spork 2
basic meat staff 2
basic meat sword 2
bastard baster 1
bat guano 411
bat haggis 1
bat hat 2
bat whip 1
bat wing 815
bat wing kabob 1
bat wing stir-fry 19
bat-ass leather jacket 2
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 1
batarang 11
batblade 187
batgut 1,076
bath ball gift set 33
batskin belt 1
battered Crimbo Crate 305
battered hubcap 12
battered old top-hat 1
battery-powered drill 17
Battlie Light Saver 140
bazooka cozy 1
bazookafish bubble gum 175
Beach Buck 1
beach glass bead 28
beach glass necklace 1
bean burrito 447
beanbag chair 1
bear claw 160
beard incense 36
beastly paste 14
beaten-up Chucks 29
beautiful rainbow 2
beaver spear 3
bed of coals 2
Beefy Crunch Pastaco 1
beefy fish meat 83
beer basted brat 1
beer bomb 4,886
beer bong 1,081
beer cartilage 1
beer goggles 1
beer helmet 1,796
beer lens 159
beer-a-pult 1
beer-battered accordion 30
beer-scented teddy bear 3
beer-soaked mop 195
beertini 131
beery blood 1
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 11
begpwnia 2
beholed bedsheet 3
beige clambroth marble 1
Beignet Milgranet 1
bejeweled accordion strap 1
bejeweled cufflinks 78
bejeweled pledge pin 1,877
belemnite candy mold 1
belemnite fossil 108
bell-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
bellhop bell 8
bellhop's hat 277
Belt of Howling Anger 9
Ben-Gal™ Balm 58
bent scrap metal 34
berries of suffering 50
berry-infused sake 2
Better Than Cuddling Cake 1
bewitching boots 1
bezoar ring 1
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 17
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 13
BGE merchandise order form 2
BGE pocket calendar 11
BGE shotglass 152
BGE temporary tattoo 20
BGE tiny plastic toy 10
bi-lateral logic compressor 1
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 2
big bad voodoo mask 127
big bass drum 103
big boom 63
big bumboozer marble 1
big bundle of chamoix 3
Big Candy's tophat 1
big dribbly candle 13
big glob of skin 3
Big Punk 2
big red button 143
big red clown nose 333
big rock 3
big slimy cyst 1
big stick 4
big stirring stick 1
big tun 7
bigger stick 1
biker's hat 1
bilge wine 1,177
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 1
bindlestocking 5
biomechanical crimborg helmet 1
biomechanical crimborg leg armor 1
bird rib 290
birdbone corset 6
birthday party jellybean cheesecake 1
bishop cookie 2
Bit O' Ectoplasm 6
Bit O' Quail Spleen 3
bit of clingfilm 20
bit-o-cactus 446
bite-me-red lipstick 55
bitter bowtie 1
BitterSweetTarts 2
BittyCar HotCar 2
BittyCar MeatCar 2
BittyCar SoulCar 2
Bjorn's Hammer 8
black & tan 8
Black Angus blackburger 1
black belt 1
black blade 82
Black Body™ spray 11
black brandy 1
black BRICKO brick 1
black candy heart 197
black catseye marble 2
black cherry soda 4
black cloak 25
black cowboy hat 1
black eye shadow 88
black eyedrops 31
black facepaint 21
black forest cake 6
black forest ham 7
black friar's tonsure 12
black gallstone 1
black gold 87
black greaves 103
black helmet 110
Black Hole 1
black kettle drum 60
black label 62
black lotus 1
black magic powder 13
black mana 7
Black No. 2 235
black paisley oyster egg 10
black pension check 343
black pepper 15
black picnic basket 151
black pixel 1,402
black plastic oyster egg 1
black polka-dot oyster egg 3
black pudding 6
black sheepskin diploma 1
black shield 134
black snake skin 163
black spot 21
black striped oyster egg 3
black sword 110
black tear 8
black velvet box 1
blackberry 536
blackberry combat boots 2
blackberry galoshes 1
blackberry moccasins 1
blackberry polite 21
blackberry slippers 1
Blackfly Chardonnay 8
blammer 1
blank diary 5
blank fudge mold 5
blank prescription sheet 10
Blatantly Canadian 28
blended frozen swill 4
blended frozen swill with a fly in it 2
blind-packed capsule toy 37
blind-packed die-cast metal toy 1
Bling of the New Wave 1
Blizzards I Have Died In 1
blob of acid 10
blob of Alphredo™ 7
blob of wood glue 26
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 28
Blood 'n' Plenty 3
blood and blood 238
blood flower 2
Blood Light 9
blood of the Wereseal 20
blood sausage 1
blood-drive sticker 1
blood-faced volleyball 250
blood-red mushroom wine 1
bloodied surgical dungarees 52
bloodstain stick 13
bloody beer 121
bloody clown pants 312
bloody mary 113
blowdart 108
blue canary nightlight 1
blue class ring 17
Blue Diamond of Honesty 15
blue grass 44
blue lava globs 1
blue LavaCo Lamp™ 1
blue mana 11
blue oyster badge 53
blue paisley oyster egg 4
blue pixel 893
blue pixel potion 1
blue plastic baby 1
blue plastic oyster egg 5
blue polka-dot oyster egg 4
blue potion 367
blue pumps 1
blue raspberry troll doll 1
blue shell 11
blue snowcone 1
blue striped oyster egg 3
blue suede shoes 1
blue tulip 21
blue velvet cake 1
blue-frosted astral cupcake 6
blundarrrbus 1
blunt cat claw 1
blunt icepick 1
bobcat grenade 1
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
Bohemian rhapsody 2
boilermaker 1
boilgun 1
boiling seal blood 45
Boletus Broletus mushroom 1
bomb of unknown origin 1
bone abacus 134
bone and arrows 2
bone aperitif 4
bone bandoneon 31
bone bons 2
bone chips 28
bone collar 1
bone crusher 2
bone flute 218
bone meal 2
bone rattle 5
bone spurs 3
Bone's Farm "wine" 11
boneana hammock 3
bonedanna 3
bonerang 2
Bonerdagon necklace 1
Bonestabber 3
boning knife 2
bonsai tree 1
booby trap 6
book of matches 95
boot knife 1
BOOterfinger 3
BOOtonniere 2
Boots of Twilight Whispers 4
booty chest charrrm 416
booty chest charrrm bracelet 1
booze-soaked cherry 3
boozebomb 1
Boozehounds Anonymous token 17
Bordeaux Marteaux 4
borg sock monkey 3
boring spaghetti 62
Boris's key lime 1
Boris's key lime pie 1
Boris's ring 12
borrowed time 12
Boss Bat bling 1
Boss Bat britches 1
Boss Drops 114
bottle of alcohol 945
bottle of Amontillado 248
bottle of antifreeze 30
bottle of black cat tonic 13
bottle of Blank-Out 5
bottle of bubbles 28
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 1
bottle of Cochon Noir 1
bottle of cooking sherry 176
bottle of Definit 4
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 1
bottle of drinkin' gas 1
bottle of Evermore 13,972
bottle of extra-strength melodramamine 1
bottle of fire 313
bottle of fruity "wine" 1
bottle of gin 2
bottle of goofballs 1
bottle of Greedy Dog 1
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 1
bottle of Lambada Lambic 1
bottle of laundry sherry 20
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 7
bottle of lighter fluid 13
bottle of limeade 1
bottle of melodramamine 1
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 394
bottle of moontan lotion 1
bottle of Mystic Shell 18
bottle of norwhiskey 123
bottle of Old Pugilist 1
bottle of Ooze-O 2
bottle of peppermint schnapps 2
bottle of perfume 1
bottle of Pete's Sake 7
bottle of Pinot Renoir 2
bottle of pirate juice 28
bottle of popskull 177
bottle of Professor Beer 1
bottle of Race Car Red 1
bottle of Rapier Witbier 1
bottle of realpagne 7
bottle of Red-Out 13
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 5
bottle of rum 1
bottle of sake 32
bottle of sewage schnapps 49
bottle of tequila 1
bottle of ultravitamins 10
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 4
bottle of vodka 1
bottle of whiskey 2
bottle of wine 674
bottle opener belt buckle 1,146
bottlecap turtle 1
bottled inspiration 93
bottled swamp gas 13
bottoms of the barrel 1
boulder 47
bounty-hunting helmet 1
bounty-hunting pants 1
bouquet of circular saw blades 1
bowl of Bounty-Os 1
bowl of cottage cheese 1,258
bowl of eyeballs 16
bowl of fishysoisse 4
bowl of Jeal-O 240
bowl of lucky charms 11
bowl of maggots 11
bowl of marinade 1
bowl of mummy guts 12
bowl of petunias 1
bowl of rye sprouts 1
Bowl of Scorpions 13
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box 1
box of Dweebs 18
box of Familiar Jacks 1
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box of hickory chips 3
box of Pokëmann band-aids 30
box turtle 3
box-in-the-box 1
box-in-the-box-in-the-box 1
boxed champagne 19
boxed wine 2,470
boxing glove 102
boxing glove on a spring 9
boxing-glove-in-a-box 8
Brain Food Pastaco 1
brain preservation fluid 1
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 2
brains casserole 3
BRAINS shorts 7
brainwave-controlled unicorn horn 2
brainy skull 1
Bram's choker 2
brand new key 5
brass abacus 1
brass bung spigot 1
brass crank handle 1
brass dorsal fin 8
brass gear 4,548
brass stinger 7
brass turkey knuckles 1
brazen bracelet 1
bread basket 1
bread line 16
bread mold 1
bread roll 1
breadchucks 60
breaded beer 5
breadwand 1
Breakfast Blast wine cooler 1
breakfast mess 12
breakfast miracle 1
breath mint 2
brick 185
brick of sand 2
BRICKO airship 1
BRICKO bat 1
BRICKO brick 3,057
BRICKO bulwark 1
BRICKO cathedral 2
BRICKO elephant 1
BRICKO eye brick 1,816
BRICKO gargantuchicken 1
BRICKO hat 1
BRICKO octopus 1
BRICKO ooze 1
BRICKO oyster 1
BRICKO pants 1
BRICKO pearl 1
BRICKO pyramid 1
BRICKO python 1
BRICKO reactor 5
BRICKO stud 1
BRICKO sword 1
BRICKO trunk 1
BRICKO turtle 1
BRICKO vacuum cleaner 1
briefcase 1,724
brigand brittle 1
Bright Water 12
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 2
brine 306
briny vinegar 11
broberry brogurt 1
brocolate brogurt 1
broken beer bottle 1
broken BRICKO brick 1
broken carburetor 1
broken cellular phone 1
broken clock 1
broken glass grenade 1
broken high-temperature mining drill 54
broken skull 1,117
broken sword 92
broken warbear gyrocopter 4
bronze breastplate 109
bronze polish 1
bronzed locust 315
BROS Energy Drink 34
brown crock marble 10
brown felt tophat 1,780
brown paper bag mask 93
brown paper pants 82
brown pixel 7
brown sugar cane 397
Bruno's blessing of Mars 2
bubble bauble bow 1
bubble-wrap simulator 1
bubble-wrap simulator (half broken) 1
bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) 1
bubble-wrap simulator (one button left) 1
bubblegum heart 255
bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban 2
bubblewrap crossbow 1
bubblewrap ore 24
bubblewrap staff 1
bubblewrap sword 3
bubblin' chemistry solution 10
bubblin' crude 903
bubbling tempura batter 59
bubbly potion 86
bucket of anniversary lard 1
bucket of fish juice 1
bucket of honey 403
bucket of wine 2
buckler buckle 12
buckyball 59
buffalo blade 2
buffalo dime 192
buffed alien drugs 1
bug paste 4
bugbear beanie 347
bugbear bungguard 326
bugbear detector 1
bugbear purification pill 1
Bugbearclaw Donut 1
bugged bön±Ã©t 1
bugged balaclava 1
bugged beanie 1
Bulky Buddy Box 2
bull blubber 7
bullet-proof corduroys 2,466
bum cheek 333
bumblebee marble 2
bunch of square grapes 99
bundle of "fragrant" herbs 3
bungle in the jungle 3
bunny liver 47
buoybottoms 47
burnt flower 1
burrowgrub hive 1
burst hellseal brain 2
BURT 8
Burt's blessing of Bacchus 1
bus pass 160
butterfly knife 32
Buttery Knob 2
button rouge 653
buzzard feather 359
buzzing mushroom wine 1
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 16
C.B.F.G. 1
C.H.U.M. chum 3
C.H.U.M. knife 1
C.H.U.M. lantern 1
cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 14
cactus fruit 363
caipifruta 2
Caipiranha 1
Cajun accordion 1
calavera concertina 18
calle de miel 30
calle de miel with a fly in it 1
camouflage T-shirt 6
Camp Scout pup tent 1,185
can cannon 1
can of Adultwitch™ 8
can of Binarrrca 89
can of black paint 15
can of Brütalbräu 1
can of CRIMBCOLA 18
can of depilatory cream 2
can of drain cleaner 1
can of Drooling Monk 1
can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ 1
can of Impetuous Scofflaw 1
can of maces 115
can of Red Minotaur 314
can of sardines 562
Can of Spaghetto 1
can of spinach 76
can of starch 1
can of sterno 18
can of Swiller 4
can of the cheapest beer 1
can of V-11 2
can opener 1
Can-Can skirt 1
can-can-in-a-can 10
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 220
can-you-dig-it? 1
Candicaine 129
candied bolts 27
candied kobold 3
candied nuts 24
candied pecan 10
candied sweet potatoes 1
candied yams 255
Candy Alexander 3
candy brain 1
candy cane 63
candy cane candygram 1
candy carrot 1
candy cigarette 32
candy kneecapping stick 17
candy knife 2
candy knuckles 11
candy mountain oyster 3
candy skeleton 4
candy stake 4
candy stick 1
candycaine powder 1
cane-mail pants 1
cannonball charrrm 419
cannonball charrrm bracelet 1
canopic jar 2,517
canteen of wine 51
cap gun 95
capacitor relay 51
capped blue lava bottle 1
capped green lava bottle 1
capped red lava bottle 1
captured boozles 1
carbon nanotube frame 61
carbonated soy milk 15,135
carbonated water lily 476
cardboard box turtle 2
cardboard crossbow 1
cardboard katana 29
cardboard ore 24
cardboard staff 1
cardboard sword 4
cardboard wakizashi 65
caret 2
carob brownies 2
carob cannon 1
carob chunk cookies 96
carob chunk noodles 86
carob chunks 29
Carpathian longsword 1
carrot cake 1
carrot claret 1
carrot juice 1
carrot nose 6
carrot-on-a-stick 1
carton of gaspers 1
carton of rotten eggs 17
carton of snake milk 329
cartoon heart 597
cashew 1
casino pass 13
cast 1,144
cast-iron legacy paddle 1
cat appendix 246
catfish whiskers 22
catgut 806
catgut taco 1
catskin buckler 1
catskin cap 1
catsup 26
Caveman Dan's favorite rock 1
celestial au jus 1
celestial carrot juice 1
celestial olive oil 12
celestial squid ink 1
Cement Mixer 1
cement sandals 7
censored can label 3
centipede eggs 338
centurion helmet 4
Cerebral Cloche 1
Cerebral Crossbow 1
Cerebral Culottes 1
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Earth and Firewater 1
Earth, Wind and Firewater 6
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effervescent potion 77
effluvious emerald 1
eggbeater 20
eggnog 58
El Sombrero De Lopez 3
El Vibrato power sphere 4
El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) 2
El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) 2
El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) 2
El Vibrato restraints 8
Elder Turtle Shell 2
elderly jawbreaker 2
eldritch concentrate 1
eldritch distillate 1
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eldritch essence 1
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elephant stinger 98
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elevent 1
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enchanted bean 264
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enchanted toothpick 51
enchantlers 1
encoder ring 215
Energy Buzz Pastaco 1
energy drink IV 1,288
ennui-flavored potato chips 659
enormous belt buckle 211
enormous hoop earring 56
Ent cider 84
equal sign 3
eraser nubbin 10
escargotsicle 8
especially salty dog 3
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essential tofu 1
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Event Horizon 6
Every Day is Like This Sundae 1
evil golden arch 900
evil golden arches 1
evil googly eye 4
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evil teddy bear sewing kit 3
exactly-three-shaped box 1
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exotic travel brochure 1,016
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expensive champagne 1
expensive cigar 3
experimental serum G-9 39
experimental serum P-00 11
exploding hacky-sack 656
explosion-flavored chewing gum 209
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extra-large palm-frond toupee 3
extra-potent gremlin mutagen 24
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extra-spicy bloody mary 1
extra-strength red potion 360
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extra-strength strongness elixir 244
eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest 88
eXtreme meat crossbow 2
eXtreme meat staff 2
eXtreme meat sword 2
eXtreme mittens 381
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eye of the Tiger-lily 107
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eyebrow lifter 2
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eyedrops of the ermine 17
eyedrops of the ocelot 25
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f3d0r4 442
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fabric softener 14
facehugging alien 14
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faded red protest sign 3
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fake fake vomit 213
fake hand 213
fake plastic grass 2
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fancy bath salts 468
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fancy beer label 1
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fancy but probably evil chocolate 4
fancy chocolate 13
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FDKOL commendation 868
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felt 12
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots 23
fermenting powder 462
ferret bait 2,319
Ferrigno's Elixir of Power 1
fertilized ghuol egg 1
festive holiday hat 17
festive sausage 10
fetid feather 1,630
Fettris 1
fettucini épines Inconnu 1
fettucini Inconnu 43
Feynman gate 56
fez of etymology 1
fiery wing 288
figurine of a charred seal 24
figurine of a cold seal 42
figurine of a cute baby seal 4
figurine of a shadowy seal 12
figurine of a sleek seal 19
figurine of a slippery seal 28
figurine of a stinking seal 45
figurine of a wretched-looking seal 12
figurine of an ancient seal 3
figurine of an armored seal 1
filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") 314
filet of The Fish 1
filigreed hamethyst earring 1
filigreed hamethyst necklace 1
filigreed hamethyst ring 1
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filthy child leash 12
filthy corduroys 72
filthy hippy poncho 2
filthy knitted dread sack 51
filthy lucre 1
filthy monkey head 2
filthy pestle 16
filthy poultice 2,104
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fire 3
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fire of unknown origin 248
fire poi 1,203
fireball 752
fireclutch 44
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firemilk 228
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fish bazooka 1
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fish-liver oil 1,044
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fishy fish casserole 2
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fishy paste 4
fishy wand 1
fitness wristband 1
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Five Second Energy™ 5
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flamin' bindle 1
Flamin' Whatshisname 16
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flaming cardboard sword 2
flaming crutch 236
flaming feather 1,724
flaming glowsticks 11
Flaming Knob 11
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flaming mushroom wine 4
Flaming Sazerorc 46
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flaming talons 498
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flange 210
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flask of Gnomochloric acid 1
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flask of mining oil 1,055
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flask of tainted mining oil 778
Flaskfull of Hollow 3,365
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flat dough 82
flat mushroom wine 1
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flayed mind 7
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fleetwood mac 'n' cheese 57
fleetwood macaroni 4
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folder (tranquil landscape) 1
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folder (Yedi) 38
folder (yellow) 1
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foon 1
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foon of fulmination 1
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forest tears 4
Former Sheriff Dan's tin star 11
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fossilized spider skull 6
fossilized spike 62
fossilized spine 41
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fountain 'soda' 48
Frankly Mr. Shank 1
Frat Army FGF 1,159
frat brats 4
frayed rope belt 9
Freddie's blessing of Mercury 1
Freddy Kruegerand 109
freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini 9
freezerburned ice cube 12
freezin' bindle 1
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french-fry grabber 2
freshwater fishbone 11
freshwater pearl necklace 154
fricasseed brains 105
Friendliness Beverage 237
friendly cheez blob 3
Friendly Turkey 1
frightful feather 1,928
frigid air mattress 3
frigid derringer 2
frigid fudgepuck 43
frigid hankyū 42
frigid mote 12
frigid ninja stars 1,691
Frigid Northern Beans 5
frigid-ass club 1
frilly shirt 37
frilly skirt 170
frog lip-print 7
Frogade 4
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frozen banquet 15
frozen danish 1
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frozen Mob Penguin 6
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frozen shampoo-conditioner 875
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fudge-shaped hole in space-time 1
fudgecule 10,771
fudgecycle 1
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fumble formula 1
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FunFunds™ 2
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funky dried mushroom 1,758
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furniture dolly 890
furry fur 32,647
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furry skirt 1
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fuzzy busby 12
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fuzzy montera 6
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Game Grid ticket 2,665
Game Grid token 843
GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine 535
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gamma nog 49
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gas balloon 1,887
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Gauntlets of the Blood Moon 10
gauze garter 2,272
gauze hammock 1
gauze shorts 1
gazing shoes 1
Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire 1
gearbox necklace 1
Gearhead Goo 14
gelatinous meat mass 2
Genalen™ Bottle 2
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Gene Tonic: Elf 1
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Gene Tonic: Orc 1
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Gene Tonic: Pirate 1
Gene Tonic: Plant 1
Gene Tonic: Slime 1
Gene Tonic: Undead 1
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General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket 5
generic healing potion 1
generic mana potion 1
generic restorative potion 1
ghast iron cleaver 1
ghast iron codpiece 1
ghast iron Garibaldi 1
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ghast iron ingot 1
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ghost beer 27
ghost bit 419
ghost cucumber 848
Ghost Dog Chow 100
ghost key 52
ghost of a necklace 20
ghost pickle on a stick 4
Ghost Pinching Quarterly 2
ghost protocol 5
ghost thread 1
ghost toga 30
ghost trap 12
ghostly body paint 28
ghostly dagger 10
ghostly pickling solution 7
ghuol ears 1,276
ghuol egg 1,253
ghuol egg quiche 88
ghuol guolash 810
ghuol-ear kabob 2
giant artisanal rice peeler 140
giant book of ancient carols 1
giant breath mint 103
giant cactus quill 91
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giant cheesestick 1
giant clay ashtray 12
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giant discarded bottlecap 92
giant discarded plastic fork 114
giant discarded torn-up glove 124
giant driftwood sculpture 1
giant fishhook 2
giant foam finger 1,198
giant giant moth dust 112
giant grain of protein powder 4
giant green gummi bear 3
giant green gummi ingot 2
giant gym membership card 146
giant heirloom grape tomato 214
giant jar of protein powder 264
giant marshmallow 15
giant motorcycle boots 27
giant moxie weed 335
giant neckbeard 26
giant needle 50,909
giant pearl 2
giant penguin keychain 143
giant pinky ring 310
giant red gummi bear 2
giant red gummi ingot 8
giant safety pin 1,873
giant shrimp fork 5
giant spider leg 4
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giant tube of black lipstick 672
giant turkey leg 107
giant yellow gummi bear 2
giant yellow gummi ingot 5
giant yellow hat 14
gibson 345
gift card 30
gift-a-pult 1
gilded ancient cursed chest 27
gilded ancient cursed key 16
gilded lily 1
gill rings 1
gilt perfume bottle 5
gimlet 1,474
gin and tonic 25
Gin Mint 8
gin-soaked blotter paper 20
ginger snaps 1,573
gingerbread bugbear 57
gingerbread hoodie 1
gingerbread horror 6
gingerbread house 3
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gingerbread mug 5
gingerbread mutant bugbear 15
gingerbread pistol 1
gingerbread restraining order 1
gingerbread robot 19
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gingham blouse 1
ginormous pumpkin 8
giraffe-necked turtle 67
glacial clock 3
glacial sapphire 1
gladiator tunica 9
glark cable 10,673
Glass Balls of the Goblin King 2
glass casserole dish 1
glass eye 1
glass gnoll eye 11
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glass of bourbon 3
glass of gnat milk 53
glass of goat's milk 1,084
glass of herbal tequila 110
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glass of warm water 10
glass pie plate 1
Glenn's golden dice 11
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glimmering great tit feather 1
glimmering penguin feather 1
glimmering phoenix feather 1
glimmering raven feather 1
glimmering roc feather 1
glistening fish meat 21
glistening staff 1
glittery mascara 51
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glob of cream cheese 3
glob of enchanted icing 2
glob of green slime 126
glob of spoiled mayo 134
globe of Deep Sauce 8
gloomy black mushroom 5
gloomy mushroom wine 8
glow-in-the-dark necklace 90
glowing esca 12
glowing fungus 53
glowing New Age crystal 1
glowing red eye 1,249
glowing spore pod 1
glowing syringe 13
gnashing teeth 1
gnat lasagna 1
gnatloaf 1
gnatloaf casserole 1
gnatwing 302
gnatwing earring 1
gnauga hide 253
gnauga hide buckler 2
gnauga hide chaps 2
gnauga hide kilt 1
gnauga hide skirt 1
gnauga hide vest 1
gnauga hide whip 2
gnawed-up dog bone 4
gnocchetti di Nietzsche 311
gnoll lips 209
gnoll teeth 226
gnoll-tooth necklace 1
Gnollish autoplunger 1
Gnollish casserole dish 253
Gnollish Crossdress 3
Gnollish flyswatter 169
Gnollish pie server 130
Gnollish pie tin 457
Gnollish plunger 199
Gnollish slotted spoon 128
Gnollish toolbox 482
Gnomish toolbox 6
Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer 2
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Go-Wassail 34
goat 1
goat beard 455
goat cheese 1
goat cheese pizza 92
goat cheese taco 6
goatskin umbrella 180
gob of wet hair 450
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goblin hunting spear 7
goblin paste 4
goblin water 2
gold Boozehounds Anonymous token 43
gold crown 438
gold lamé pants 35
gold star 581
gold tooth 35
gold toothbrush 18
Gold Velvet™ whiskey 43
gold wedding ring 34
Golden Light 1
Golden Mean 8
golden ring 120
golden twig 1
Good 'n' Slimy 1
good brain 3
good gravy 1
Goodfella contract 40
gooey lava globs 5
gooey paste 5
goofily-plumed helmet 1
googly eye 7
googly-ball hat 1
googly-heart hat 1
googly-star hat 1
Gordon Bennett 3
goth kid t-shirt 17
GOTO 224
goulauncher 1
gourmet gourami oil 39
government 1
government cheese 26
government-issued night-vision goggles 1
gr8ps 590
grandfather watch 2
Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun 4
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grapefruit 63
grapes 105
grass blade 1
grass clippings 1
grass hat 1
grass skirt 1
grass whistle 1
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grassy cutlass 49
Grateful Undead T-shirt 9
grave robbing shovel 253
graveyard snowglobe 1
gravy boat 1
Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob 2
gray bow tie 14
grease cannon 1
grease gun 1
grease trap 6
greasy paste 16
great big capacitor 17
Great Older Fashioned 1
Greaves of the Murk Lord 12
Greek fire 2
green balloon 5
green bean casserole 1
green beer 11
green BRICKO brick 3
Green Burlap 9
green candy heart 2
green clay bead 2
green cloth cap 2
Green Clover of Justice 9
green drunki-bear 597
green eggnog 10
green face paint 1
Green Giant 262
green gummi ingot 39
green hamhock 4
green lava globs 1
green LavaCo Lamp™ 1
green mana 8
Green Manalishi 297
Green Muslin 1
green peawee marble 20
green pixel 231
green pixel potion 1
green pixie spog 1
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green snowcone 12
Green Velvet 1
green-frosted astral cupcake 5
gremlin juice 264
gremlin mutagen 38
grey cube 2
grilled cheese sandwich 1
grimstone galoshes 2
grimstone mask 1
grimy lab coat 1
grinning turtle 1
grip key 23
grisly shell fragment 11
grizzled bearskin 210
grody jug 33
grog 136
grogpagne 44
Groll doll 83
groose grease 123
groovy prism necklace 1
grouchy restless spirit 405
grouper fangirl 1
groupie bra 28
groupie lipstick 71
groupie spangles 2
grue egg 76
grue egg omelette 1
grumpy old man charrrm 128
grumpy old man charrrm bracelet 2
grungy bandana 78
grungy flannel shirt 18
guancertina 17
guano coffee cup 5
guard turtle collar 2
guard turtle shell 53
guitar pick 114
gummi ammonite 4
gummi belemnite 4
gummi bowtie 1
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gummi fang 4
gummi salamander 2
gummi snake 4
gummi sword 6
gummi trilobite 5
gummi turtle 156
Gummi-DNA 1
Gummi-Gnauga 4
Gummy Brains 1
gumshoes 2
gun cleaning kit 3
gun parts 379
gunky chicken 63
gunpowder burrito 1
guts necklace 1
guy made of bee pollen 1
gym membership card 386
gym shorts 4
Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom 1
gyroscope 46
haggis socks 187
haggis-infused soap 391
haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis 197
hair of the fish 9
hair oil 64
hair spray 205
Hairpiece On Fire 1
hairy staff 3
Half a Purse 1
half of a gold tooth 14
half-baked potion 69
half-digested coal 5
half-empty carton of milk 30
half-height unicycle 1
half-melted spoon 26
half-orchid 1
half-rotten brain 19
half-size scalpel 59
half-sized guitar 119
halfberd 38
halibut 10
ham steak 2
hambrosier 1
hamburger 1,000
hamethyst 61
hamethyst bracelet 1
hamethyst earring 1
hamethyst necklace 2
hamethyst ring 1
hamethyst-handled sixgun 1
hamlet sandwich 272
hammerus 1
hand grenegg 4
Hand in Glove 1
hand of cards 1
Hand that Rocks the Ladle 1
hand-carved bokken 2
handful of barley 1
handful of bees 1
handful of confetti 63
handful of crafty noodles 6
handful of Crotchety Pine needles 2
handful of drink tickets 2
handful of hand chalk 901
handful of honey 204
handful of juicy garbage 2
handful of Laughing Willow bark 1
handful of moss 349
handful of napalm 1
handful of numbers 11
handful of nuts and berries 574
handful of pine needles 1,079
handful of sand 2,342
handful of sawdust 408
handful of Smithereens 1,428
handful of stubble 27
handful of tips 72
handful of walnuts 6
handmade hobby horse 1
Handsome Devil 1
handsomeness potion 188
handyman "hand soap" 1
happiness 81
Happy Birthday, Claude! cake 1
hard spore pod 1
hardware upgrade 1
harem girl t-shirt 20
Hatorade 1
haunted battery 194
haunted bindle 1
haunted paddle-ball 2
Haunted Sorority House staff guide 25
hawk 77
hawkface potion 1
Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance 1
Haymaker 1
hazmat helmet 1
head mirror 68
headhunter necktie 139
heart necklace 23
heart of dark chocolate 1
heart of rock and roll 1
heart of the volcano 15
heart-shaped balloon 1
heat-resistant gloves 37
heat-resistant necktie 22
heat-resistant sheet metal 309
heavy crown 80
heavy D 30,669
heavy duty umbrella 2
heavy hot sauce 4
heavy leather-bound tome 2
heavy metal sonata 1
heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr 1
heavy necklace chain 1
heavy-duty clipboard 20
hedgeturtle 1,293
Heimandatz's heart 3
Hell broth 4
Hell ramen 62
Hellfire Spicy Beans 7
hellion cube 848
hellseal claw 518
hellseal whisker 490
Helm of the Scream Emperor 7
helm of the white knight 2
helmet recipe 24
helmet turtle 5,306
Helvella Haemophilia mushroom 1
hemp candy necklace 9
hemp net 58
hemp string 91
henna face paint 370
henna tattoo 6
hep waders 4
herb brownies 79
herbal stuffing 231
herbs 545
hermit factoid 32
hermit permit 67
Herring Daiquiri 1
Herring Wallbanger 2
herringcello 123
Herringtini 1
Hersey™ SMOOCH 5
hi-octane carrot juice 4
high-calorie sugar substitute 778
high-energy mining laser 32
high-pressure seltzer bottle 18
high-resistance ultrapolymer plating 1
high-temperature mining drill 1
high-temperature mining mask 17
Highest Bitter 1
hill of beans 1,085
Himalayan Hidalgo sauce 1
hippo skin buckler 1
hippo whip 1
hippopotamus kilt 1
hippopotamus pants 1
hippopotamus skin 10
hippopotamus skirt 1
hipposkin poncho 3
Hippy Army MPE 2,330
hippy bongo 21
hippy herbal tea 1
hippy medical kit 1,835
hippy paste 9
hippy protest button 1,728
Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians 1
hoarded candy wad 1
hobo dungarees 1
hobo fortress blueprints 1
hobo nickel 4
hobo paste 1
hobo stogie 1
Hodgman's almanac 1
Hodgman's blanket 2
Hodgman's bow tie 2
Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times 1
Hodgman's varcolac paw 1
holiday cheese log 8
holiday log 2
holistic headache remedy 165
Hollandaise helmet 5,197
holly-flavored Hob-O 1
holy bomb, batman 1
home robotics kit 199
homemade robot 2
homemade robot gear 1
homeopathic healing powder 1
honey dipper 1
honey mead 1
honey stick 2
honey-dew 1
honey-dipped locust 336
honeybritches 1
honeycap 1
honeypot 1
hopping socks 2
horizontal tango 93
hors d'oeuvre tray 48
Hot 'n' Scarys 2
hot and sour sauce 2
hot ashes 11
hot buttered roll 2
hot coal 58
hot cross bow 1
hot date 341
hot daub 8
hot daub bun 1
hot daub stand 1
hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa 1
hot hi mein 6
hot jelly 1
hot katana blade 1,015
hot mint schnocolate 2
hot nuggets 27
hot pink lipstick 1
hot plate 168
hot powder 32
hot spore pod 1
hot stuffing 1
hot wad 16
hot wing 3,462
hotel minibar key 1
hothammer 2
hovering sombrero 1
How to Avoid Scams 16
How to Play Othello 11
huge bowl of candy 7
huge gold coin 1,095
huge mosquito proboscis 1
huge pumpkin 33
huge spoon 151
Humanitini 11
humble pie 2
Hundred Headed IPA 7
hustler shades 39
hyperbolic plasma focuser 4
hyperinflated seal lung 1
hypodermic needle 25
ice cream sandwich 4
ice harvest 758
ice hotel bell 273
ice house 1
Ice Island Long Tea 1
ice porter 1,022
ice skate decoy 1
ice skate doll 1
ice stein 1
ice wine 1
Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace 1
Ice-Cold Beer Ring 1
Ice-Cold Beerring 1
ice-cold Cloaca Zero 43
ice-cold fotie 652
ice-cold Sir Schlitz 927
ice-cold six-pack 86
ice-cold Willer 3,216
iceberg lettuce 1
Iceberglar scarf 3
iced plum wine 4
iced-out bling 5
icicle katana 4
icy katana hilt 272
icy mushroom wine 4
icy-hot katana 4
iFlail 1
igloo pie 1
iGoogly 12
Iiti Kitty Gumdrop 140
Iiti Kitty phone charm 776
illegal firecracker 52
illicit fish sauce 1
Illuminati earpiece 1
imbued seal-blubber candle 5
imitation crab crate 101
imitation crab meat 96
imitation crab zoea 1
imitation White Russian 245
immense cyborg hand 11
imp air 61
Imp Ale 6,259
imp unity ring 167
impure gasoline 114
incense bath ball 3
incredible pizza 20
incredibly creepy marionette 1
indescribably horrible paste 1
industrial frosting 1
industrial strength starch 14
inert sludgepuppy 1
infernal fife 172
infernal insoles 217
infernal toilet brush 1
inflatable baseball bat 1
inflatable duck 7
infrablack lipstick 1
ingot of seal-iron 2
ingot turtle 1
initiative shawarma 1
ink bladder 180
inkwell 538
inky squid sauce 16
Inndya trading card 1
Inner Strength 2
Inner Truth 4
Inner Wisdom 4
innuendo 3
insane tophat 1
insanely spicy bean burrito 1,406
insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito 325
insanely spicy jumping bean burrito 283
Instant Karma 47
insulated gold wire 1
Interview With You (a Vampire) 1
intimidating coiffure 2
intriguing puzzle box 5
invisibility cream 2
invisibility potion 6
invisible bag 6
invisible potion 1
ion grid 42
ion-pulse modulation stabilizer 1
irate sombrero 210
Irish Coffee, English Heart 1
Iron Beta of Industry 1
iron chain 3
iron dagger 1
iron helmet 2
iron pasta spoon 2
iron torso box 4
ironic battle spoon 1
ironic jogging shorts 1
ironic knit cap 1
ironic mint 1
ironic moustache 1
ironic oversized sunglasses 1
irradiated candy cane 15
irradiated pet snacks 1
irradiated turtle 92
irresistibility potion 7
irritability potion 7
iShield 2
isotophat 1
ivory cue ball 5
jabañero pepper 1,001
jabañero-flavored chewing gum 352
jack flapper 11
Jack-O-Lantern beer 243
Jackhammer 1
Jacob's rung 1
jagged scrap metal 33
jagged tooth 5
jalapeño slices 1
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jamfish jam 60
janglin' bones 31
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janitor sponge 3
janitor's mop 2
jar full of wind 39
jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade 37
jar of anniversary jam 1
jar of fermented pickle juice 1
jar of psychoses (Jick) 1
jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd) 1
jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic) 1
jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith) 1
jar of psychoses (The Old Man) 1
jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist) 1
jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy) 1
jar of squeeze 4
jar of swamp gas 1
jar of swamp honey 20
Jarlsberg's earring 17
Jarlsberg's key lime 1
Jarlsberg's key lime pie 1
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java cookie 11
jawbruiser 14
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jellyfish gel 106
Jerks' Health™ Magazine 15
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jingle bell 1
jingling spore pod 1
jive turkey leg 30
Jocko Homo's head 1
Jolly Roger charrrm 42
Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet 99
joybuzzer 208
jug of "wine" 1
jug of baconstone juice 16
jug of Gnomochloric acid 1
jug of hamethyst juice 6
jug of porquoise juice 13
jug-o-magicalness 278
juggling ball 1
Juju Mojo Mask 1
Jumbo Dr. Lucifer 1
jumbo olive 142
jumping bean burrito 455
jumping bean taco 1
jumping horseradish 2
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jungle floor wax 99
Jungle Juice 1
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junk band 2
junk food 2
junk trunks 3
junk yard 2
Junk-Bond 6
junk-mail shirt 1
kamicorpse-ee 1
karma shawarma 1
Kashmir sweater 27
keel-haulin' knife 5
keg shield 1,117
Kentucky-fried meat crossbow 1
Kentucky-fried meat staff 2
Kentucky-fried meat sword 5
Kentucky-style derby 1
ketchup 58
ketchup hound 354
Kevlar balloon 1
khaki duffel bag 16
kick-ass kicks 1,418
kickback cookbook 2
killer rag doll 1
killing feather 95
killing jar 1
king cookie 149
Kiss the Knob apron 2
Kissin' Cousins 5
kite 1
kitty sheet music 1
Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card 1
kiwi 1
kiwi beak 14
kneecapping stick 162
knight cookie 1
knob bugle 55
Knob Göblin lòve potion 1
Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar 82
Knob Goblin elite helm 117
Knob Goblin elite pants 147
Knob Goblin elite polearm 125
Knob Goblin elite shirt 122
Knob Goblin eyedrops 21
Knob Goblin firecracker 1,117
Knob Goblin harem pants 256
Knob Goblin harem veil 296
Knob Goblin learning pill 3
Knob Goblin love potion 186
Knob Goblin lunchbox 22
Knob Goblin melon baller 32
Knob Goblin Mutagen 35
Knob Goblin nasal spray 10
Knob Goblin pants 715
Knob Goblin perfume 1
Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray 19
Knob Goblin scimitar 599
Knob Goblin seltzer 352
Knob Goblin sharpening spray 10
Knob Goblin spatula 1,292
Knob Goblin steroids 166
Knob Goblin stink bomb 2
Knob Goblin superseltzer 198
Knob Goblin tongs 803
Knob Goblin Uberpants 5
Knob Goblin visor 187
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knob ka-bobs 3
Knob Kitchen grab-bag 2
Knob lo mein 2
Knob mushroom 2,433
knob mushroom wine 1
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Knob pasty 1
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Knob shroomkabob 2
Knob stir-fry 8
Knob stroganoff 3
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knobby helmet turtle 15
knobby kneepads 2
Knoll lo mein 1
Knoll mushroom 1,112
knoll mushroom wine 1
Knoll shroomkabob 73
Knoll stir-fry 28
knuckle sandwich 40
kobold kibble 16
KoL Con 13 T-shirt 12
Krakrox's Loincloth 3
kumquartz 15
kumquartz ring 2
kumquat 68
kumquat supersucker 225
La Fantasma y La Oscuridad 1
La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez 3
ladle of mystery 1
large box 166
large cocoa eggshell fragment 3
large tankard of ale 2
Lars the Cyberian 7
laser-broiled pear 36
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lava cake 1
Lava Miner's Daughter 1
lava-proof pants 48
LavaCo™ Lamp housing 1
Lavalos's shell 1
lavawater 62
lavender candy heart 1
lavender paisley oyster egg 21
lavender plastic oyster egg 6
lavender polka-dot oyster egg 2
lavender striped oyster egg 4
law-abiding citizen cane 1
lawnmower blade 1
Lazybones™ recliner 1
LCD game: Burger Belt 112
LCD game: Food Eater 103
LCD game: Garbage River 107
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lead necklace 95
lead yo-yo 1
Lead Zeta of Chastity 1
leaf 1
leaf of grass 34
leaflet 22
leather bookmark 3
leather chaps 235
leather glove 2
leather mask 387
leathery bat skin 2,368
leathery cat skin 2,286
leathery rat skin 390
LED block 1
Lederhosen of the Night 2
leechknife 2
left bracket 3
left half of a heart necklace 1
left parenthesis 21
leftover canapés 2
leftover Crimbo rations 3
leftover pasty 1
leftovers 1
leftovers of indeterminate origin 192
leftovers sandwich 1
legitimate business on the beach 88
lemon 90,113
lemon meringue pie 1
lemon popsicle 1
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Lemonade-235 1
lemonhead caviar 2
lemony scales 18
length of string 1
Leonard's glasses 3
leotarrrd 59
leprechaun hatchling 1
less-than-three-shaped box 1
lesser grodulated violet 1
Let Me Be! 5
letterman's jacket 1
Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil 14
lewd playing card 4
Li'l Businessman Kit 1
li'l candy corn costume 1
li'l knight costume 1
li'l unicorn costume 1
Liam's mail 1
libation of liveliness 13
libertagliatelle 1
library card 7
licorice boa 2
licorice garrote 11
licorice root 159
licorice whip 2
lifeless meat doll 1
lihc eye 1,404
lihc eye pie 83
lihc face 423
limburger biker boots 6
lime 121
lime supersucker 221
lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum 311
limp broccoli 47
line 686
linguini immondizia bianco 3
linguini of the sea 1
linoleum crossbow 13
linoleum crossbow string 1
linoleum helmet turtle 1
linoleum meat stack 1
linoleum ore 407
linoleum staff 18
linoleum stick 1
linoleum sword 14
linoleum sword hilt 1
lint 2
lion musk 225
lion oil 111
liquid ice 2
liquid ice pack 1
liquid rhinestones 1
liquid shifting time weirdness 1
liquid smoke 9
little black book 27
Little Crimson Book 4
little deuce cape 3
little firkin 2
little paper umbrella 3,501
little parachute guy 1
little red .epub file 1
little red book 1
little red jam 17
little round pebble 9
little wooden mannequin 1
live lobster 15
live nautical mine 1
live wire 11
liver and let pie 29
liver popsicle 1
llama lama gong 1
loaded serum blowgun 2
loadstone 78
loaf of alien bread 1
loaf of soda bread 1
loafers 1
loathing eagle baby-doll shirt 1
Loathing Legion knife 1
Lobos Mints 2
Lobster qua Grill 1
Lockenstock™ sandals 1,814
Locust 2
logging hatchet 1
logic synthesizer 58
lollipop cufflinks 2
Lollipop Drop 2
lollipop stick 272
long pork 455
long pork casserole 2
long pork chop sandwiches 2
long pork lasagna 25
long skinny balloon 417
long-forgotten necklace 3
long-stemmed rose 1
longhaired hippy wig 32
loose purse strings 2
loose teeth 2,924
Lord Flameface's cloak 1
Lord of the Flies-sized fries 1
Lord Soggyraven's Slippers 3
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 61
los chinos 8
lost key 1
lotion of coldness 77
lotion of hotness 73
lotion of sleaziness 60
lotion of spookiness 52
lotion of stench 72
Louder Than Bomb 1
love 3
love song of disturbing obsession 1
love song of icy revenge 1
love song of naughty innuendo 1
love song of smoldering passion 1
love song of sugary cuteness 1
love song of vague ambiguity 1
lovecat tail 1
low-budget shield 11
lowercase N 894
lucky ball-and-chain 1
lucky bottlecap 7
lucky cat collar 21
lucky cat statue 2
lucky cat's paw 51
lucky rabbit's foot 24
Lucky Surprise Egg 8
Ludovico Pastaco 1
lumbering jack 8
Lumineux Limnio 846
lump of Brituminous coal 3,844
lump of clay 6
lump of coal 59
lump of diamond 378
lump of goofball ore 2
lunar isotope 5,075
lupine sword 11
lychee chuhai 5
lynyrd musk 262
lynyrd skin 18
lynyrd skinner toothblack 65
lynyrd snare 217
lynyrdskin breeches 1
lynyrdskin cap 1
lynyrdskin tunic 1
M-242 10
macaroni duck 3
Mace of the Tortoise 9
machetito 1
macroplane grater 1
mad scientist's sock monkey 1
Mad Train wine 1,022
madius 9
Mae West 1
Mae West with a fly in it 1
mafia aria 7
magic dragonfish fry 1
magic lamp 5
magic whistle 42
magical baguette 702
magical ice cube with a fly in it 122
magical ice cubes 2,377
magical mystery juice 34
magicalness-in-a-can 379
magicberry tablets 379
magilaser blastercannon 514
MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech 9
magnetic field 1
magnetic sculpture kit 107
magnifying glass 1
magnolia blossom 23
magnum of fancy champagne 1
maid head 1
maiden wig 140
makeshift cape 1
makeshift crane 1
makeshift sixgun 1
makeshift skirt 1
makeshift turban 1
mama's squeezebox 14
mana curds 129
mandarina colada 1
mandarina colada with a fly in it 3
Manetwich 10
mangled finger 4
manly bloomers 1
mannequin leg 1
Mansquito's blood 1
Manual of Transcendent Olfaction 1
many-eyed glasses 16
maple leaf 1
maple syrup 46
margarita 555
mariachi G-string 254
mariachi hat 5,068
mariachi pants 319
mariachi toothpaste 21
marinara jug 1
marine aquamarine 9
Mariner's Friend cough drops 23
marionette 1
marionette collective 1
Mark I Steam-Hat 1
Mark II Steam-Hat 1
Mark III Steam-Hat 1
Mark IV Steam-Hat 1
Mark of the Bugbear 1
Mark of the Ghost 1
Mark of the Skeleton 1
Mark of the Werewolf 1
Mark of the Zombie 1
Mark V Steam-Hat 201
Marquis de Poivre soda 1,698
marshmallow 128
marshmallow flambé 9
martini 458
Marvin's marvelous pill 1
marzipan skull 362
mashed potatoes 1
mass of wriggling tentacles 1
massive gemstone 689
massive sitar 1
mauve paisley oyster egg 1
mauve plastic oyster egg 49
mauve polka-dot oyster egg 1
mauve striped oyster egg 5
Maxing, Relaxing 1
Maxwell's Silver Hammer 65
Mayo de Mayo™ mayo 15
Mayodiol 1
Mayoflex 2
Mayonex 1
Mayostat 1
Mayozapine 1
McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade 191
McMillicancuddy's Special Lager 660
meat cowboy hat 1
Meat detector 3
meat engine 159
meat face 1
meat from yesterday 6
meat golem 1
Meat maid 1
Meat maid body 1
meat paste 282
meat shield 1
meat st‰¿bing club 1
meat stack 4,783
Meat Tenderizer is Murder 1
meat vortex 2,390
Meat-inflating powder 17
meatcar model 3
meatloaf helmet 2
meatsmithing guide 1
meatspout staff 1
meaty helmet turtle 2
Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince 7
Medical Pastaco 1
Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs 40
medium slimy cyst 1
megatofu 1,397
Meleegra™ pills 594
melon-infused sake 3
melted Jell-o shot 6
memory of a C 3
memory of a CA base pair 1
memory of a CG base pair 1
memory of a CT base pair 1
memory of a G 4
memory of a GT base pair 1
memory of a T 3
memory of an AG base pair 1
memory of an AT base pair 1
memory of some delicious amino acids 22
menorette 1
menudo 4
menudo ravioli 3
Mer-kin begsign 6
Mer-kin breastplate 15
Mer-kin bunwig 3
Mer-kin cancerstick 10
Mer-kin cheatsheet 5
Mer-kin cooljuice 21
Mer-kin darkbook 2
Mer-kin digpick 4
Mer-kin dodgeball 1
Mer-kin dragbelt 11
Mer-kin dragnet 1
Mer-kin eyeglasses 8
Mer-kin fastjuice 46
Mer-kin finpaddle 4
Mer-kin fitbrine 48
Mer-kin foodbucket 159
Mer-kin gladiator mask 1
Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece 1
Mer-kin gutgirdle 7
Mer-kin hallpass 1
Mer-kin headguard 1
Mer-kin healscroll 103
Mer-kin hidepaint 22
Mer-kin hookspear 45
Mer-kin killscroll 18
Mer-kin knucklebone 5
Mer-kin lipstick 35
Mer-kin lunchbox 1
Mer-kin mouthsoap 13
Mer-kin pinkslip 11
Mer-kin prayerbeads 29
Mer-kin pressureglobe 19
Mer-kin ragejuice 36
Mer-kin rocksalt 1
Mer-kin roundshield 22
Mer-kin saltmint 1
Mer-kin saltsquid 1
Mer-kin sawdust 13
Mer-kin scholar mask 1
Mer-kin scholar tailpiece 1
Mer-kin smartjuice 17
Mer-kin sneakmask 14
Mer-kin stopwatch 9
Mer-kin strongjuice 54
Mer-kin switchblade 1
Mer-kin takebag 35
Mer-kin thighguard 1
Mer-kin thingpouch 128
Mer-kin weaksauce 7
Mer-kin wordquiz 1
Mer-kin worktea 2
Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques 1
Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance 1
mercenary headband 16
mercenary pistol 1
mermaid's purse 22
mesh cap 207
Mesmereyes™ contact lenses 10
metal band T-shirt 32
metal mandible 1
metallic A 1,774
metallic foil bow 1
metallic foil cat ears 1
metallic foil radar dish 1
metrognome 1
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler 279
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub 50,870
Microplushie: Bropane 146
Microplushie: Dorkonide 40
Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid 60
Microplushie: Fauxnerditide 29
Microplushie: Gothochondria 108
Microplushie: Hippylase 166
Microplushie: Hipsterine 18
Microplushie: Hobomosome 69
Microplushie: Otakulone 190
Microplushie: Raverdrine 90
Microplushie: Sororitrate 147
microwave stogie 3
mid-level medieval mead 21
midget clownfish 1
midriff scrubs 65
milk of magnesium 21
Milk Studs 23
milky potion 79
mime soul fragment 39
mimosette 312
mince pie 1
mind flayer corpse 172
mineapple 73
miner's helmet 242
miner's pants 172
Mini-Crimbot crate 1
mini-marshmallow dispenser 1
mini-martini 2
mini-zeppelin 1
miniature boiler 11
miniature carton of clove cigarettes 1
miniature castagnets 1
miniature coffin 1
miniature dormouse 1
miniature espresso maker 1
miniature Jacob's ladder 2
miniature life preserver 1
miniature power pill 2
miniature pruning shears 1
miniature tophat 1
Miniborg beeper 1
Miniborg hiveminder 1
Miniborg laser 1
Miniborg stomper 1
Miniborg strangler 1
MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher 1
minin' dynamite 1
miniscule beatbox 1
Mint Yulep 1
mint-condition magic wand 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow 1
Miserable Pie 14
misfit dolly 1
misfit hobby horse 2
misfit teddy bear 1
Missing Eye Simulation Device 14
Misty Cape 46
Misty Cloak 21
Misty Robe 25
mixed wildflower greens 5
Mob Penguin cellular phone 3
mocking turtle 80
modern picture frame 2
Mohawk wig 710
Mohobo 1
moist barrel 5
moist sailor's cap 11
mojo filter 76
mole molé 17
mole skin notebook 1
molotov cocktail cocktail 1,052
molten brick 1
molten medallion 1
molten scrap metal 37
Mon Tiki 1
monkey barf 23
monkey wrench 39
monomolecular yo-yo 129
Monstar energy beverage 15,726
monster bait 1
monster pants 12
monstrous monocle 1
mood ring 206
moomy dust 61
Moon Pie 9
moon-amber 1
moonberry wine cooler 78
Moonds 2
moonglasses 1
Moonshine Mohobo 1
Moonthril Schnapps 2
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moose chocolate 98
moose thought 95
Morbidda trading card 1
More Humanitini than Humanitini 6
Mornington crescent roll 64
Mortimer's nostrum 39
Morto Moreto 1
mostly rat-hide leggings 1
mostly-broken sunglasses 101
mother's little helper 214
mother's secret recipe 14
motivational poster 7
mouldering barrel 1
mountain lion skin 345
Mountain Stream Code Black Alert 70
Mountain Stream gastrique 1
Mountain Stream soda 1,759
mouse skull 10
moustache sock 8
moxie magnet 1
moxie weed 735
Mr. Accessory 1
Mr. Balloon 1
Mr. Cheeng's spectacles 2
Mr. Haggis 72
Mr. Joe's bangles 13
Mr. Mediocrebar 146
Mr. Screege's spectacles 1
MSG 3
Mt. McLargeHuge oyster 196
muculent machete 1
muddy pirate hat 1
muddy skirt 1
Mudflap-Girl Earring 1
Mudflap-Girl Necklace 1
Mudflap-Girl Ring 1
mugcake 3
mulberry 1
mulled berry wine 1
mulled cider 165
mullet wig 2
mummy costume 2
mummy mask 1
mummy wrapping 4,975
munchies pill 3
Murderer's Punch 9
murky potion 8
Muschat 1
muscle oil 4
mushroom fermenting solution 78
mushroom pizza 99
musk turtle 54
My Own Pen Pal kit 1
Mylar balloon 1
mylar scout drone 1
myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball 1
mysterious chemical residue 28
mysterious present 5
mysterious silver lapel pin 1
nachos of the night 5
nail file 769
nailswurst 1
nanite-infested candy cane 17
nanite-infested eggnog 13
nanite-infested fruitcake 8
nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear 7
nanofiber cloth 6
nanorhino credit card 1
Nardz energy beverage 53
nasty gum 1
nasty rat mask 2
nasty snuff 47
nasty-ass club 1
nasty-smelling moss 3
nastygeist 149
natto marble soda 41
natto pocky 20
natto-infused sake 19
natty blue ascot 26
natural fennel soda 1,523
Nayztameetjoo trading card 1
ND 1
Necbro wafers 1
necklace chain 3
Necrotelicomnicon 4
necrotizing body spray 51
negative lump 1
neoprene skullcap 2
Neuromancer 1
neurostim pill 17
neutron lollipop 66
New Age healing crystal 13
New Age hurting crystal 1
New Cloaca-Cola 7
New Zealand iced tea 207
Newbiesport™ tent 9
Newman's Own Trousers 2
NG 9
Nickel Gamma of Frugality 3
nicksilver ring 1
nicksilver spurs 1
night-vision goggles 8
Nightstalker perfume 12
ninja eyeblack 12
ninja fear powder 18
ninja hot pants 220
ninja mop 99
ninja rope 2
ninjammies 1
non-aged vinegar 58
non-Euclidean non-accordion 35
non-stick pugil stick 1
normal barrel 1
Northern pemmican 5
Nose Ring of Putrescence 1
not-a-pipe 2
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I 31
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II 60
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III 30
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV 59
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V 66
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI 62
nothing-in-the-box 1
nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box 1
novelty fruit hat 3
novelty tattoo sleeves 2
Now and Earlier 1
noxious gas grenade 1
NPZR chemistry set 1
Nuclear Blastball 337
nuclear stockpile 3
nugget of Crimbonium 25
nugget of nicksilver 1
nugget of quicksilver 1
nugget of sicksilver 1
nugget of sodium 25
nurse's hat 9
nut-shaped Crimbo cookie 16
nutty organic salad 3
O'RLY manual 288
obnoxious riddle 9
obsidian dagger 42
obsidian nutcracker 1
ocarina of space 270
occult jelly donut 1
ocean motion 46
octolus oculus 202
octopus's spade 27
odd silver coin 8
odor extractor 1
off-white paisley oyster egg 5
off-white plastic oyster egg 3
off-white polka-dot oyster egg 2
off-white striped oyster egg 4
office-supply crossbow 1
Ogres and Oubliettes™ module 68
Oh, the Humanitini 130
oil cap 1
oil lamp 1
oil of expertise 34
oil of oiliness 7
Oil of Parrrlay 220
oil of slipperiness 43
oil of stability 1
oil pan 1
oil shell 14
oil slacks 1
oil-filled donut 1
oily boid 4
oily golden mushroom 2
oily mushroom wine 1
oily paste 5
ointment of the occult 82
Okee-Dokee soda 25
Ol' Scratch's ash can 1
Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork 1
Ol' Scratch's salad fork 1
Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat 1
old ball and chain 2
old bronzer 79
old candy wrapper 812
old chum 15
old coin purse 511
old dry bone 1
old eyebrow pencil 80
old leather wallet 812
old love note 807
old rosewater cream 95
old school beer pull tab 773
old school calculator watch 195
old school Mafia knicke½æ 5
old soft shoes 3
old sweatpants 2,352
old-fashioned 1
old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie 1
olive 4
olive lo mein 1
olive stir-fry 2
Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom 1
one glove 9
one pill 428
one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano 1
one-winged stab bat 1
onion shurikens 24
oozenog 15
open sauce 425
opera mask 43
opium grenade 1
orange 1,721
orange and black Crimboween candy 1
orange boxing gloves 1
orange candy heart 3
orange leather lanyard 12
orange peel hat 30
orange popsicle 2
orange snowcone 1
Orange Star of Sacrifice 1
orange-frosted astral cupcake 3
Orangemageddon wine cooler 1
orc paste 7
orc wrist 146
Orcish baseball cap 78
Orcish cargo shorts 68
Orcish frat-paddle 38
orcish hand lotion 330
Orcish meat locker 5
orcish nailing lube 366
orcish rubber 389
orcish stud-finder 142
Order of the Silver Wossname 1
Oreille Divisée brandy 1
organ grinder 1
original G 30,674
ornate ancient cursed chest 31
ornate ancient cursed key 22
ornate picture frame 17
Oscus's dumpster waders 2
Oscus's flypaper pants 1
Oscus's pelt 1
Osk'r Chow 1
Othello's dagger 2
Othello's handkerchief 6
Othello's military jacket 5
Ouija Board, Ouija Board 1
out-of-tune biwa 6
Outer Wolf™ cologne 5
outlaw bandana 31
oven mitts 78
overclocked avian microprocessor 5
overcookie 119
overloaded micro-reactor 7
overpowering mushroom wine 1
overpriced "imported" beer 1
oversized fish scaler 9
oversized pipe 3,523
oversized pizza cutter 535
oversized skullcap 12
oversized snowflake 2
ovoid leather thing 1,006
oyster basket 1
oyster sauce 3
P.B.L.T. 1
pacification grenade 1
Pack of Alice's Army Cards 1
Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards 1
pack of chewing gum 15
pack of KWE trading card 1
pack of pogs 39
packet of beer nuts 10
packet of tofurkey gravy 3
padded tortoise 5
PADL Phone 3,571
page of the Necrohobocon 1
pail 224
Pain Dip 1
painful penne pasta 1
Paint A Vulgar Pitcher 1
paint bomb 308
painted shield 1
painted turtle 79
painting of a glass of wine 102
pair of bolt cutters 28
pair of government shades 4
pair of pearidot earrings 6
pair of ragged claws 1
pair of twitching claws 1
paisley spore pod 1
palm frond 351
palm-frond capris 1
palm-frond cloak 1
palm-frond fan 13
palm-frond net 1
palm-frond toupee 1
palm-frond whip 1
Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster 2
panhandle panhandling hat 13
pants kit 2
pants of the Slug Lord 4
panty raider camouflage 352
papaya 780
papaya sling 99
papaya slung 105
papaya taco 72
paper-plate-mail pants 1
paperclip 308
paperclip cape 1
paperclip pants 1
paperclip sproinger 1
paperclip turban 1
paperclip-on tie 1
papier-mâché glob 3
papier-mâché toothpicks 1
papier-mâchéte 1
papier-mâchaeranthera 1
papier-mâchine gun 1
papier-mâchuridars 1
papier-masque 1
papier-mitre 1
papier-mochi 1
papotion of papower 10
paranormal ricotta 6
parasitic claw 1
parasitic headgnawer 2
parasitic strangleworm 1
parasitic tentacles 1
parisian cathouse 1
party hat 4
passable elf mask 37
pasta spoon 5,195
Pasta Spoon of Peril 3
Pastaco shell 1
pat of butter 648
pat-a-cake pendant 10
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Pendant of Gargalesis 1
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Penultimate Fantasy chest 536
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peppermint parasol 1
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percent sign 11
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perfect negroni 1
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pet rock "Groucho" disguise 213
pet rock "Snooty" disguise 233
petit 4.1 9
petit fortran 9
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petrified wood 250
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ph balancer 13
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photoprotoneutron torpedo 1,881
physiostim pill 37
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pickelhaube 27
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pickled egg 28
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pie man was not meant to eat 12
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potion of potency 2
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potion of spiritual gunkifying 1
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quantum disintegrator pistol 1
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Rad Lib 1
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rat appendix kabob 95
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Rattlin' Chains 1
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Really Expensive Jewelry and You 2
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recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto 1
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Red Dwarf 10
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Red Fox glove 1
red foxglove 93
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Red Pill 6
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red rum 17,637
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red-hot poker 4,579
Redeye™ Eyedrops 21
redrum 25
reflection of a map 11
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regret hose 1
Regular Cloaca Cola 46
regular-size brogurt 1
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Rethinking Candy 1
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reverse-oscillating klystron 1
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ring of conflict 4
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Ring of Fire 1
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Ring of the Sewer Snake 1
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roasted duck 24
roasted marshmallow 129
robin flan 1
robin nog 1
robin's egg 1
roboduck-on-a-string 2
robot grease 166
robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N. 41
robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T. 41
robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D. 41
robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R. 41
robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. 41
robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. 41
robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. 41
robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H. 41
robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N. 41
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rock 2
Rock and Roll Legend 9
Rock Pops 73
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Roman sadnals 10
Rompedores de Fantasmas 4
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ruby W 675
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Russian Ice 42
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rusty bonesaw 7
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s'more gun 4
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S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S. 2
S.S. Ticket 1
S.T.L.T. 1
sabre teeth 889
sabre-toothed lime cub 1
Saccharine Maple pendant 1
sack of doorknobs 2
Sacramento wine 2
Safari Jack's moustache 1
safarrri hat 58
safety vest 1
saffron uttarasanga 1
Saison du Lune 122
sake bomb 3,078
salacious crumbs 63
salacious lychee chuhai 3
salacious screwdiver 4
salamander slurry 21
salamander spleen 327
salinated mint julep 178
Salsa de las Epocas 5
Salsa Libre 1
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saltwaterbed 1
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salty slug 89
samurai turtle 3
samurai turtle helmet 1
sand dollar 350
sandcastle 1
sandpaper 1
sandwich of the gods 2
sangria 177
Sangria de Menthe 2
Sasq™ watch 3
Saturday Night Special 91
sauce of the ages 1
saucepan 5,875
Saucepanic 1
sausage bomb 870
sausage pizza 79
sausage without a cause 1
sausage wonton 2
savory crossbow 1
savory dry noodles 4
savory staff 1
savory sword 1
savoy truffle 153
sawblade fragment 101
sawblade shield 10
Sazerorc 2
Sazuruk-hai 2
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Scalp of Gorgolok 5
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Schmalz's First Prize Beer 1
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Schrödinger's thermos 5
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scintillating powder 1
scissor duck 1
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scrap metal 67
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scrap of sticky paper 2
scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker 1
scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker 1
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scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker 1
scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker 1
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screwdiver 13
screwdriver 409
screwing pooch 127
scroll case 2
scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil 2
scroll of drastic healing 516
scroll of pasta summoning 173
scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff 2
scroll of Puddingskin 3
scrumdiddlyumptious solution 1
scrumptious ice ant 1
scrumptious reagent 15,625
scrunchie tourniquet 112
Scuba Snack 2
sea avocado 14
sea blueberry 16
sea broccoli 28
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sea shawl 1
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seal tooth 210
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seal-clubbing club 5,473
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secret mummy herbs and spices 116
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Senior Mints 93
sensitive poetry journal 11
Sensual Massage for Creeps 2
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Serenity trading card 1
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servomechanical torsion facilitator 1
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sewer snake 95
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Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion 1
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Sheila Take a Crossbow 1
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Shield of Icy Fate 13
shimmering rainbow sand 2
shimmering tendrils 5
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shingle 188
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shiny stones 520
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shirt kit 1
Shivering Chèvre 25
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Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip 1
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short deposition 22
short writ of habeas corpus 54
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shot of flower schnapps 2
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shot of mescal 91
shot of nepenthe schnapps 12
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shot of peach schnapps 1
shot of rotgut 88
Shot of the Living Dead 35
shot of tomato schnapps 37
shoulder-warming lotion 1
shrapnel jelly donut 1
shredded hellseal hide 12
shrimp cocktail 32
shrinking powder 15
Shrub's Premium Baked Beans 1
shuddering cow skull 1
shuddersword 2
shuriken salad 83
sicksilver ring 1
sicksilver spurs 1
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Silver Bullet beer 11
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silver keg 1
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silver salt-shaker 2
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silver shrimp fork 1
silver tongue charrrm 398
silver tongue charrrm bracelet 1
simple AI 1
simple ancient cursed key 9
sinewy crossbow string 2
Sinful Desires 6
Single Alice's Army Foil 1
single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad 1
single of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration 1
single swig of vodka 4
single-serving herbal stuffing 5
sinister altar fragment 1
sinister-looking cat 1
six pack of Mountain Stream 1,148
six tiny wedges of goat cheese 12
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six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola 26
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sizzling seal fat 1
Sizzling Sinner 1
sk8board 203
skate blade 3
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skeletal banana 45
skeletal scabbard 2
skeleton 1,486
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skeleton bone 3,945
skeleton key 29
skeleton key ring 4
skeleton quiche 2
skeleton skis 1
skeletortoise 20
Sketcherz™ 3
skewer 613
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skull of the Bonerdagon 1
skull with a fuse in it 2
skull-shaped Crimboween cookie 1
skulldozer egg 1
Skullery Maid's Knee 19
Skullhead's Screw 1
slab of sponge 59
slap and slap again 2
slap and tickle 132
slap and tickle with a fly in it 1
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sleazy hi mein 1
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sleeping snowy owl 1
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sleeping wereturtle 16
sleeve deuce 7
slice of pizza 1,794
slick fish meat 9
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slide rule 23
slightly peevedbow 1
slightly thicker filthy rags 1
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Slimebite 12
Slimosa 1
slimy alveolus 2
slimy chest 28
slimy fermented bile bladder 275
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slingshot 1
slip 'n' slide 226
Slippery Knob 1
Sloe Comfortable Zoo 1
Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire 15
slow jam collection 33
Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags 39
slug of rum 57
slug of shochu 52
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small gummi fin 8
small leather glove 22
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Smart Bone Dust 9
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