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This player is a member of the clan Secret Clan of Academites.

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Jared_Allen (#1056935)
This player has 1,040 unique items and 30,033 total items in his/her display case.

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'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 1
1-ball 1
2-ball 1
3-ball 1
4-ball 1
5-ball 1
6-ball 1
7-ball 1
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 6
8-ball 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 3
a little sump'm sump'm 1
acid-squirting flower 2
acoustic guitarrr 1
adder bladder 7
aerated diving helmet 1
all-purpose cleaner 1
all-year sucker 1
ammonite fossil 1
amulet of extreme plot significance 17
ancient frozen dinner 2
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 4
Angry Farmer candy 7
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
anniversary safety glass vest 1
annoying pitchfork 2
anticheese 102
antique bottle of cough syrup 1
antique greaves 1
antique hand mirror 1
antique record album 10
armgun 5
Arrrmetia trading card 1
asbestos ore 2
Asleep in the Cemetery 5
asparagus knife 1
asshat 10
astronaut pants 11
atomic vector plotter 2
automatic catapult 1
awful poetry journal 9
Ax of L'rose 1
bätzle 2
baby killer bee 8
badass belt 1
balaclava 1
ball 6
ballroom blintz 1
bananagate 27
bar skin 23
barbed-wire fence 9
bark beret 1
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 1
barskin hat 1
baseball 19
bat guano 4
bat wing 21
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 4
batgut 20
battered Crimbo Crate 6
battered hubcap 1
beach glass bead 1
bed of coals 3
beer lens 3
beholed bedsheet 1
beige clambroth marble 1
belemnite fossil 2
Better Than Cuddling Cake 1
bi-lateral logic compressor 1
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 3
big bundle of chamoix 2
Big Candy's tophat 1
big red clown nose 6
bird rib 5
bit-o-cactus 2
black & tan 1
black greaves 5
black helmet 7
Black No. 2 7
black picnic basket 2
black pixel 1
black shield 4
black snake skin 3
black sword 4
blackberry 13
blank fudge mold 1
Blizzards I Have Died In 4
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 35
bloody beer 1
bloody clown pants 3
bloody mary 1
blue pixel 7
blue raspberry troll doll 1
blue striped oyster egg 2
blueberry-frosted king cake 2
blundarrrbus 6
bobble-hip hula elf doll 2
boilermaker 2
bone rattle 1
booty chest charrrm bracelet 2
Boris's Helm 1
Boris's ring 1
bottle of alcohol 2
bottle of antifreeze 1
bottle of bubbles 10
bottle of gin 28
bottle of goofballs 1
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 14
bottle of Pinot Renoir 1
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 2
bottle of rum 6
bottle of sewage schnapps 37
bottle of tequila 13
bottle of ultravitamins 1
bottle of vodka 12
bottle of whiskey 20
bottle opener belt buckle 1
boulder 7
bounty-hunting helmet 1
bounty-hunting pants 1
bounty-hunting rifle 1
bouquet of circular saw blades 1
bowl of cottage cheese 4
bowl of fishysoisse 3
box 22
boxed wine 33
brass stinger 4
briefcase 2
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 6
broken skull 32
broken sword 1
brown crock marble 1
bubblewrap ore 1
bucket of anniversary lard 1
buckyball 8
bugbear beanie 3
bugbear bungguard 4
bum cheek 53
bumblebee marble 1
bunch of square grapes 18
buoybottoms 1
C.H.U.M. knife 3
C.H.U.M. lantern 2
cactus fruit 1
calle de miel 2
can of depilatory cream 1
can of Red Minotaur 2
can of spinach 1
can of starch 6
can of Swiller 1
Can-Can skirt 1
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 3
can-you-dig-it? 1
candied kobold 1
candied yams 2
candy cane 8
candy kneecapping stick 3
candy knuckles 7
candy stake 2
canteen of wine 8
capacitor relay 1
carbon nanotube frame 1
carbonated water lily 2
cardboard wakizashi 3
carob chunk cookies 2
carob chunk noodles 4
carob chunks 99
casino pass 4
catgut 7
cement sandals 2
centipede eggs 1
chaos butterfly 24
cheap elven gloves 1
cheap toaster 1
chef's hat 1
cherry pie 4
Chester's cutoffs 1
Chester's moustache 1
chintzy turtle brooch 1
chocolate spurs 2
chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses 1
Choker of the Ultragoth 1
chopsticks 4
Chorale of Companionship 1
Chori Zo trading card 1
chorizo brownies 6
chorizo taco 8
chrome helmet turtle 1
chrome ore 2
chrome sword 1
clay peace-sign bead 1
Cloaca grenade 3
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 1
Cloaca-Cola helmet 1
Cloaca-Cola shield 1
clown shoes 2
clown skin 5
clown whip 1
clown wig 1
clownskin buckler 1
club necklace 6
club of the five seasons 1
cocktail napkin 3
cocoa egg 24
cocoa eggshell fragment 14,469
coconut shell 236
cog 8
Cold Hots candy 2
cold ninja mask 2
collection of tiny spooky objects 6
comfy coffin 2
computronic processing unit 1
concentrated garbage juice 4
concentrated magicalness pill 2
cool whip 2
corncob pipe 1
cornuthaum 1
Corpse Island iced tea 1
corpse on the beach 1
corpsetini 1
cranberries 3
cream stout 1
creamsicle 1
CRIMBCOLOAF 1
Crimbo ukulele 1
Crimbomination Contraption 1
Crimboween memo 5
crowbar 2
crowbarrr 1
Crown of the Goblin King 1
crown-shaped beanie 1
cruelty-free wine 1
cup of primitive beer 1
cursed bottle of black-label rum 3
Daffy Taffy 8
dance card 1
Das Überkühlraum trading card 1
Deactivated O. A. F. 1
dead guy's watch 1
deadly lampshade 3
decaying goldfish liver 47
deck of tropical cards 1
decorative fountain 1
dehydrated caviar 2
demon buckler 1
demonskin trousers 1
dense meat stack 3
deodorant 13
desiccated apricot 2
diamond necklace 1
dirty hobo gloves 97
disbelief suspenders 1
disco ball 5
disco mask 3
disease 10
disembodied brain 2
distilled fortified wine 3
disturbing fanfic 28
divine noisemaker 2
Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent 1
doll house 8
dollhive 8
Dolphin King's crown 1
Double Bacon Beelzeburger 9
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 1
drab sonata 1
Dramatic™ range 3
dried face 4
dry martini 1
dry noodles 4
dry vodka martini 1
drywall axe 1
ducha de oro 3
dungeoneer's dungarees 4
dusty Crimbo crate 30
dwarf bread 2
dwarvish magazine 1
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues 1
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet 1
Dyspepsi-Cola shield 1
Earring of Fire 1
Eau de Guaneau 4
eggnog 7
Elder Turtle Shell 2
elven limbos gingerbread 2
elven cellocello 16
elven moonshine 2
elven socks 2
elven squeeze 1
elven suicide capsule 20
enchanted barbell 2
evil googly eye 1
evil teddy bear 1
evil teddy bear sewing kit 5
extra-spicy bloody mary 2
eXtreme mittens 3
eXtreme scarf 2
eye of newt 17
eye-pod 1
eyepatch 2
facsimile dictionary 1
fake blood 1
fancy but probably evil chocolate 8
fancy chocolate car 7
fancy dress ball 4
fat bottom quark 8
fat stacks of cash 17
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots 1
fermenting powder 6
festive holiday hat 3
Feynman gate 1
filth-encrusted futon 1
filthy corduroys 29
filthy knitted dread sack 37
filthy pestle 17
fine wine 1
fire 1
fish scimitar 1
flamin' bindle 2
flaregun 1
foam noodle 2
foolscap fool's cap 3
fortune cookie 18
freezin' bindle 3
frigid air mattress 3
frigid fudgepuck 3
frigid ninja stars 38
frilly skirt 4
Frogade 1
Frosty's carrot 2
Frosty's nailbat 1
Frosty's old silk hat 1
frozen banquet 13
frozen nunchaku 5
fruitcake 6
fruity girl swill 1
fudge bunny 1
fudge lily 7
fudge pocket square 1
fudge spork 1
fudgecule 3,174
Fudgie Roll 1
furry fur 10
furry pants 1
fuzzbump 1
Fuzzby 1
Galapagosian Cuisses 1
Garter of the Turtle Poacher 1
gator skin 43
gatorskin umbrella 1
ghuol ears 1
ghuol egg 2
ghuol egg quiche 5
ghuol guolash 4
giant discarded bottlecap 1
giant discarded plastic fork 1
giant glass of brandy 1
giant moxie weed 1
giant needle 31
giant pinky ring 1
gingerbread bugbear 9
gingerbread horror 6
gingerbread house 1
gingerbread mutant bugbear 17
glass of goat's milk 21
glow-in-the-dark dart gun 1
glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub 1
glowing red eye 10
gnauga hide 3
Gnollish autoplunger 1
Gnollish flyswatter 1
Go-Wassail 15
goat beard 5
goat cheese 22
goat cheese pizza 6
grapes 1
gray bow tie 4
green beer 1
green gummi ingot 7
green peawee marble 1
green pixel 8
green snowcone 2
grog 1
groovy prism necklace 1
grouchy restless spirit 1
grumpy old man charrrm 1
grumpy old man charrrm bracelet 1
guano coffee cup 2
guard turtle collar 1
guard turtle shell 6
guitar pick 1
gyroscope 5
hair of the calf 2
hamethyst bracelet 1
handful of sand 3
handful of sawdust 1
handsomeness potion 3
happiness 2
hardened slime hat 1
headhunter necktie 1
heart necklace 1
heart of dark chocolate 1
heart of the volcano 1
heavy D 17
heavy metal sonata 1
Hell ramen 1
helmet turtle 13
hemp string 32
herb brownies 4
herbal stuffing 3
herbs 83
hermit permit 1
herringcello 24
high-resistance ultrapolymer plating 1
hippopotamus pants 1
hippy medical kit 1
hippy protest button 1
hobo code binder 1
hobo nickel 1,191
Hodgman's almanac 1
Hodgman's blanket 2
Hodgman's garbage sticker 1
Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics 1
Hollandaise helmet 2
hopping socks 1
horizontal tango 1
hot hi mein 1
hot wing 1
hyperbolic plasma focuser 1
hypodermic needle 1
Ice-Cold Beer Ring 2
ice-cold fotie 20
ice-cold Sir Schlitz 46
ice-cold Willer 1
icy katana hilt 20
icy-hot katana 1
immense cyborg hand 1
incredibly creepy marionette 2
inflatable duck 1
Inndya trading card 1
Instant Karma 1
ion grid 2
ion-pulse modulation stabilizer 1
irate sombrero 2
irradiated candy cane 23
jabañero-flavored chewing gum 5
Jackass Plumber home game 1
jar of anniversary jam 1
jar of squeeze 2
jawbruiser 2
jerky coins 13
jet bennie marble 2
jug-o-magicalness 2
Jumbo Dr. Lucifer 15
ketchup hound 1
killer rag doll 2
Kissin' Cousins 1
Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card 1
kneecapping stick 1
Knob Goblin elite helm 1
Knob Goblin elite pants 1
Knob Goblin firecracker 3
Knob Goblin harem pants 2
Knob Goblin harem veil 2
Knob Goblin love potion 20
Knob Goblin melon baller 2
Knob Goblin pants 1
Knob Goblin scimitar 1
Knob Goblin seltzer 39
Knob Goblin steroids 12
Knob Goblin superseltzer 14
Knob Goblin tongs 1
Knob Goblin visor 1
Knob sausage 1
Knob stir-fry 1
Knob stuffed shells 1
Knoll shroomkabob 3
knuckle sandwich 5
kumquartz 16
large box 13
large cocoa eggshell fragment 20
lead necklace 36
left half of a heart necklace 1
lemon 7
lemonade marble 2
lewd playing card 2
licorice garrote 1
licorice root 26
lihc eye 2
lihc eye pie 5
lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum 5
line 130
linoleum ore 5
lion oil 8
live wire 5
logic synthesizer 1
lollipop stick 293
long pork 2
long skinny balloon 10
longhaired hippy wig 1
loose teeth 27
Lord of the Flies-sized fries 10
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 1
los chinos 1
lotion of coldness 7
lotion of hotness 7
lotion of sleaziness 7
lotion of spookiness 7
lotion of stench 7
lucky bottlecap 1
lucky rabbit's foot 2
Lucky Surprise Egg 1
lumbering jack 1
lump of coal 2
M-242 1
mad scientist's sock monkey 2
Mad Train wine 19
magic lamp 8
magicalness-in-a-can 1
MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech 12
magnifying glass 1
many-eyed glasses 1
maple syrup 1
margarita 6
mariachi G-string 5
mariachi hat 3
mariachi pants 3
Marquis de Poivre soda 6
martini 1
marzipan skull 8
Maxing, Relaxing 1
Meat detector 1
meat from yesterday 2
meat paste 15
meatcar model 5
meatsmithing guide 1
meatspout staff 1
Meleegra™ pills 12
melted Jell-o shot 3
metallic A 9
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler 6
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub 6
mime soul fragment 12
mind flayer corpse 36
miner's helmet 6
miner's pants 6
misfit dolly 1
Mob Penguin cellular phone 1
Mohawk wig 23
monkey wrench 1
moonglasses 1
Morbidda trading card 1
Mountain Stream soda 6
moxie weed 113
Mr. Joe's bangles 1
Mr. Mediocrebar 3
muculent machete 1
Mudflap-Girl Earring 1
Mudflap-Girl Necklace 1
mullet wig 2
mummy costume 12
mushroom pizza 35
mylar scout drone 6
nanite-infested eggnog 1
Nayztameetjoo trading card 2
necklace chain 33
night-vision goggles 2
ninja hot pants 1
ninja mop 4
Nose Ring of Putrescence 1
nurse's hat 1
obsidian dagger 1
ocean motion 6
Oil of Parrrlay 2
Ol' Scratch's ash can 1
Ol' Scratch's ol' britches 1
Ol' Scratch's stove door 1
Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat 1
old leather wallet 2
old soft shoes 1
old sweatpants 2
old-fashioned 1
olive 1
oozenog 20
orange peel hat 1
Orcish baseball cap 4
Orcish cargo shorts 4
Orcish frat-paddle 10
original G 12
Oscus's flypaper pants 1
Oscus's pelt 2
oversized pizza cutter 16
oyster basket 1
pack of chewing gum 1
pack of KWE trading card 1
pack of pogs 22
pail 11
painted shield 1
pair of bolt cutters 7
pair of ragged claws 1
palm-frond toupee 8
pants kit 6
pants of the Slug Lord 1
papaya sling 1
papaya taco 3
parasitic claw 1
parasitic headgnawer 1
parasitic strangleworm 1
parasitic tentacles 1
party hat 1
passable elf mask 6
pasta spoon 4
patchouli incense stick 85
pearidot 19
Pendant of Fire 1
penguin focaccia bread 21
penguin thesaurus 10
pet rock 2
petrified wood 17
phat turquoise bead 20
phonics down 418
photoprotoneutron torpedo 7
Pick-O-Matic lockpicks 1
pickle-flavored chewing gum 7
piercing post 30
pile of candy 7
pile of jumping beans 6
pile of loose snow 1
Pine-Fresh air freshener 1
pitchfork 1
plot hole 15
plum wine 2
pocketwatch on a chain 6
pog #04 (skleleton) 1
pog #05 (ninja snowman) 1
pog #08 (hellion) 1
pointed stick 1
pointy mushroom 1
Poison Oak trading card 1
poison pen 5
poodle skirt 1
porquoise 1
portable corkscrew 1
possessed top 7
poultrygeist 1
pr0n legs 1
prehistoric spear 1
Prelude of Precision 2
pretty bouquet 11
pretty flower 1
Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit 2
Princess Rutabaga trading card 4
probability potion 12
procrastination potion 12
prosthetic forehead 6
pulsing flesh 31
pumpkinhead mask 9
Putrid Pendant 1
pygmy blowgun 1
pygmy pygment 1
quantum polarity inducer 1
Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit 1
raisin 4
Ram's Face Lager 1
rat appendix 1
ravioli hat 7
razor-sharp can lid 7
razor-tipped yo-yo 3
recursive spline reticulator 1
red China marble 1
red gummi ingot 12
redrum 4
Regular Cloaca Cola 1
reodorant 52
reverse-oscillating klystron 1
rhinestone cowboy shirt 1
ribbon candy 3
rice bowl 4
ridiculous earring 1
ridiculous sandwich 11
ridiculously huge sword 20
ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon 3
right half of a heart necklace 1
rigid carapace 38
ring of aggravate monster 3
ring of cold resistance 1
ring of conflict 1
Ring of Fire 1
ring of fire resistance 1
Ring of the Sewer Snake 1
roasted marshmallow 10
roboduck-on-a-string 1
rock 1
Rock and Roll Legend 1
Rock Pops 2
rockin' wagon 1
roll in the hay 2
roll of toilet paper 25
Roo trading card 1
royal jelly 26
rubber WWBD? bracelet 6
rubber WWJD? bracelet 7
rubber WWSPD? bracelet 4
rubber WWtNSD? bracelet 2
rum and cola 2
Russian Ice 1
rusty grave robbing shovel 3
sabre teeth 7
Safari Jack's moustache 1
salamander spleen 6
salty dog 1
sangria 1
saucepan 6
sausage pizza 1
savoy truffle 1
screwdriver 1
scroll of drastic healing 1
scrumptious reagent 25
seal tooth 5
seal-clubbing club 4
seal-skull helmet 4
secret blend of herbs and spices 2
Sensual Massage for Creeps 4
Serenity trading card 1
servomechanical torsion facilitator 1
set of jacks 1
sewer nuggets 273
shapeless wide-brimmed hat 1
shingle 18
shiny ring 1
shock collar 3
shot of blackberry schnapps 2
shot of flower schnapps 1
shot of grapefruit schnapps 1
shot of orange schnapps 2
shot of peach schnapps 2
shot of pear schnapps 2
shot of tomato schnapps 1
silver tongue charrrm 1
six tiny wedges of goat cheese 4
six-rainbow shield 2
skeleton bone 1
skeleton key 2
skirt / kilt kit 1
skull-shaped Crimboween cookie 1
slap and tickle 1
sleazy bindle 3
sleazy hi mein 2
slime-covered club 1
slime-covered compass 1
slime-soaked hypophysis 1
slimy fermented bile bladder 57
slimy sweetbreads 51
slip 'n' slide 3
Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags 3
small box 7
snake 1
snifter of thoroughly aged brandy 1
snorkel 1
snowboarder pants 2
soft green echo eyedrop antidote 2,061
soggy seed packet 1
sonar-in-a-biscuit 783
spade necklace 4
Spam Witch sammich 1
spandex anniversary shorts 1
sparkler 1
spectre scepter 1
spices 8
spider web 297
spiky turtle helmet 1
spongy shield 1
spooky bark 3
spooky bindle 2
spooky eggnog 6
spooky felt 9
spooky length of string 1
spooky lo mein 12
spooky mushroom 110
spooky pirate skeleton 13
spooky sap 19
spooky shrunken head 13
spooky stick 14
spooky stuffing 1
Spooky Surprise Egg 176
spooky toy wheel 1
spooky wooden block 1
spork 2
spring 8
sprocket 6
square sponge pants 1
squashed frog 12
stained mattress 1
stalk of asparagus 3
star 140
star chart 22
steely marble 1
stick 1
stick of "gum" 10
stick-on-a-string 1
stinkin' bindle 1
stinky hi mein 1
stolen accordion 5
stone banjo 1
stone of eXtreme power 3
strawberry 1
strawberry daiquiri 1
strawberry wine 2
strawberyl 21
stringy sinew 1
strongness elixir 3
stuffed alien blob 12
stuffed angry cow 19
stuffed astral badger 16
stuffed baby gravy fairy 16
stuffed Cheshire bitten 9
stuffed cocoabo 22
stuffed doppelshifter 7
stuffed flaming gravy fairy 17
stuffed frozen gravy fairy 18
stuffed hand turkey 25
stuffed Hodgman 2
stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech 17
stuffed mind flayer 13
stuffed ninja snowman 1
stuffed scary death orb 19
stuffed shoulder parrot 2
stuffed sleazy gravy fairy 15
stuffed snowy owl 9
stuffed spooky gravy fairy 20
stuffed stinky gravy fairy 20
stuffed undead elbow macaroni 22
stuffed yo-yo 1
sturdy Crimbo crate 18
sub-molecular interocitor 1
sucker bucket 2
sucker hakama 2
sucker kabuto 2
sucker scaffold 11
sucker tachi 2
sucky decal 1
Summer Nights 2
suntan lotion of moxiousness 4
super-spiky hair gel 26
superheated fudge 5
Supernova Champagne 1
Swabbie™ swab 1
swashbuckling pants 2
swirly potion 1
Tales from the Fireside 2
tamarind-flavored chewing gum 5
tambourine bells 21
tangarita 1
tarrrnish charrrm 1
tassel 3
Tasty Fun Good rice candy 1
tattered paper crown 1
teddy bear 1
teddy bear sewing kit 8
teddy borg 1
teeny-tiny magic scroll 1
tenderizing hammer 3
tequila sunrise 1
tequila with training wheels 1
The Big Book of Pirate Insults 1
The Grand Poo-Bah trading card 1
The Legendary Beat 1
The Ring 1
The Snake trading card 1
The Spirit of Crimbo 1
thin black candle 21
Thorny Toad trading card 1
throbbing rage gland 1
throwing wrench 7
Tickle-Me Emilio 1
Tiki lighter 1
time sleigh 1
tiny balloon knife 5
tiny fly glasses 1
tiny house 110
tiny knife and fork 7
tiny maracas 8
tiny Mountie hat 9
tiny plastic 11 Dealer 1
tiny plastic abominable fudgeman 1
tiny plastic accordion thief 1
tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll 3
tiny plastic angry goat 3
tiny plastic baby gravy fairy 5
tiny plastic barrrnacle 6
tiny plastic Big Candy 1
tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball 2
tiny plastic briefcase bat 1
tiny plastic Cheshire bat 5
tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite 5
tiny plastic cocoabo 4
tiny plastic coffee pixie 7
tiny plastic colollilossus 1
tiny plastic Crimbo Casino 1
tiny plastic Crimbomination 1
tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram 3
tiny plastic disco bandit 2
tiny plastic Don Crimbo 1
tiny plastic fat stack of cash 5
tiny plastic fax machine 1
tiny plastic fruit golem 1
tiny plastic Fudge Wizard 1
tiny plastic fuzzy dice 6
tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick 4
tiny plastic ghuol whelp 5
tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire 3
tiny plastic grue 5
tiny plastic howling balloon monkey 7
tiny plastic killer bee 1
tiny plastic leprechaun 3
tiny plastic levitating potato 6
tiny plastic Mob Penguin 5
tiny plastic mosquito 4
tiny plastic mutant elf 5
tiny plastic pastamancer 2
tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime 5
tiny plastic sauceror 2
tiny plastic Scream Queen 3
tiny plastic skeletal reindeer 2
tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton 7
tiny plastic stab bat 2
tiny plastic star starfish 8
tiny plastic stocking mimic 1
tiny plastic strand of DNA 5
tiny plastic trollipop 1
tiny plastic Trouser Snake 1
tiny plastic turtle tamer 3
tiny shaker of salt 5
tiny slimy cyst 12
tip jar 2
titanium assault umbrella 36
tofu casserole 3
tofurkey gravy 1
tofurkey leg 1
Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste 1
tomato 4
tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie 2
tooth 1
toothsome rock 10
top 5
tourmalime 24
towel 1
toy crazy train 2
toy deathbot 1
toy jet pack 11
toy maglev monorail 1
toy mercenary 3
toy ray gun 11
toy space helmet 12
Travels with Jerry 2
tree-eating kite 11
trilobite fossil 7
Trivial Avocations board game 1
Trivial Avocations Card: What? 1
Trivial Avocations Card: When? 1
Tropical Crimbo Hat 1
Tropical Crimbo Shorts 1
Tropical Crimbo Sword 1
tropical paperweight 1
tropical wrapping paper 1
true grit 1
tube of hair oil 1
turtle totem 16
twinkly nuggets 1
twinkly wad 6
twitching claw 32
Uncle Crimbo's Rations 5
Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide 20
Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix 97
uncooked chorizo 1
Underworld acorn 1
Underworld truncheon 1
Unspeakable Earring 1
unstable DNA 88
untamable turtle 1
vampire duck-on-a-string 3
vampire pearl necklace 1
Vaso De Agua trading card 1
velcro boots 1
vial of patchouli oil 1
viking helmet 1
vinyl boots 1
vinyl shield 1
vodka and cranberry 2
vodka martini 1
vorpal blade 2
wad of dough 22
wad of slimy rags 13
wad of tofu 36
walrus-tusk earring 1
wand of fudge control 1
Wand of Nagamar 1
wang 1
wasabi-infused sake 3
water wings 1
wheel 2
whip kit 1
whiskey and cola 2
whiskey and soda 2
whiskey sour 1
white Canadian 1
white chocolate and tomato pizza 1
white chocolate chip cookies 2
white chocolate chips 15
white collar 2
white lightning 3
white picket fence 10
white pixel 7
white satin pants 8
white satin shield 4
white snake skin 9
white sword 10
wind-up meatcar 17
windchimes 84
wine spritzer 1
Wint-O-Fresh mint 15
Woldo trading card 1
wolf mask 10
wolfman mask 9
wooden stakes 2
world's most unappetizing beverage 1
worthless gewgaw 1
ye olde golde frontes 1
yellow gummi ingot 10
yellow plastic oyster egg 3
yeti fur 3
yo 9
Yummy Tummy bean 15
Zombo's grievous greaves 1
Zombo's shield 1
Zombo's skull ring 1
Zombo's skullcap 1
Zu Mannkäse Dienen 1