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Display Case for scorpionxx (#1073039)
This player is ranked #496 for Most Unique Items with a total of 1,908 items.

This player is a member of the clan Imaginary Places.

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scorpionxx (#1073039)
This player has 1,908 unique items and 3,266 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"caramel" orange 1
"DRINK ME" potion 1
"meat" stick 1
"Remember the Trees" Shirt 1
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 1
1-ball 1
11-leaf clover 1
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 1
1952 Mickey Mantle card 1
2-ball 1
20-lb can of rice and beans 1
25-meat staff 1
30669 scroll 1
33398 scroll 1
334 scroll 1
4-d camera 1
4-dimensional fez 1
4-dimensional guitar 1
4:20 bomb 1
5-Alarm Saucepan 1
5-hour acrimony 1
64067 scroll 1
668 scroll 1
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 1
8-ball 1
8-billed baseball cap 1
9-ball 1
a little sump'm sump'm 1
abominable blubber 1
abstraction: action 1
Abuela Crimbo's special magnet 1
acceptable bagel 1
accidental cider 1
accord ion 1
acoustic guitarrr 1
adder bladder 1
adorable seal larva 1
Afternoon Delight 1
alarm accordion 1
Alewife™ Ale 1
alien autoautopsy kit 1
alien drugs 1
alien meat 1
all-year sucker 1
alpha-mail pants 1
alphabet gum 1
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility 1
Ambitious Turkey 1
amulet of extreme plot significance 1
ancient frozen dinner 1
ancient ice cream scoop 1
ancient Magi-Wipes 1
ancient poisoned dart 1
ancient vinyl coin purse 1
Angelhair Culottes 1
Angry Farmer candy 1
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 1
Ankh of Badahnkadh 1
ant agonist 1
anticheese 1
antique beer 1
antique Canadian lantern 1
antique greaves 1
antique hand mirror 1
antique helmet 1
antique nutcracker cape 1
antique nutcracker figurine 1
antique nutcracker hat 1
antique nutcracker pants 1
antique nutcracker sword 1
antique packet of ketchup 1
antique shield 1
antique spear 1
armgun 1
arrrgyle socks 1
artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice 1
artisanal limoncello 1
Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness 1
Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury 1
Artist's Whisk of Misery 1
asbestos apron 1
asbestos helmet turtle 1
asbestos ore 1
ASCII shirt 1
asparagus knife 1
assassin's cheese knife 1
asshat 1
astronaut pants 1
attorney's badge 1
augmented-reality shades 1
Aura Libre 1
autumn-spice donut 1
awful poetry journal 1
Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth 1
baby killer bee 1
backwoods screwdriver 1
bacon bath ball 1
bad vibroknife 1
badass pie 1
bag of Cheat-Os 1
bag of lard 1
bag of QWOP 1
baggie of powdered sugar 1
Baja sopapilla 1
balaclava 1
balaclava baklava 1
balanced antler 1
ball 1
ballast turtle 1
balloon monkey 1
balloon sword 1
ballroom blintz 1
bamboo bokuto 1
banana peel 1
banana supersucker 1
bananarama bangle 1
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 1
bar skin 1
bar whip 1
barbed-wire fence 1
bargain flash powder 1
bark rootbeer 1
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 1
barrrnacle 1
barskin cloak 1
barskin hat 1
Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler 1
Barulio's bottle 1
basaltamander tongue 1
baseball 1
Bash-Ōs cereal 1
basic meat helmet 1
basic meat pants 1
basic meat spork 1
bat hat 1
bat whip 1
bat wing kabob 1
batblade 1
Battlie Light Saver 1
bazookafish bubble gum 1
beaten-up Chucks 1
beaver punch (cherry) 1
beaver punch (papaya) 1
beaver punch (peach) 1
bed of coals 1
beefy fish meat 1
beer bomb 1
beer bong 1
beer helmet 1
beer-scented teddy bear 1
beertini 1
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 1
beholed bedsheet 1
Beignet Milgranet 1
bejeweled cufflinks 1
belemnite fossil 1
Ben-Gal™ Balm 1
Better Than Cuddling Cake 1
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 1
BGE shotglass 1
big bad voodoo mask 1
big bass drum 1
big boom 1
big bundle of chamoix 1
bilge wine 1
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 1
bindlestocking 1
birdbone corset 1
bite-me-red lipstick 1
Bjorn's Hammer 1
black & tan 1
black and white cracker 1
Black Angus blackburger 1
black blade 1
black brandy 1
black cloak 1
black cowboy hat 1
black eyedrops 1
black forest cake 1
black forest ham 1
black greaves 1
black helmet 1
black label 1
Black No. 2 1
black pepper 1
black picnic basket 1
black pixel 1
black plastic oyster egg 1
black pudding 1
black sheepskin diploma 1
black spot 1
black sword 1
black tear 1
blackberry 1
Blackfly Chardonnay 1
Blatantly Canadian 1
blended frozen swill with a fly in it 1
Bling of the New Wave 1
Blood Light 1
bloodied surgical dungarees 1
bloodstain stick 1
bloody beer 1
bloody clown pants 1
blue grass 1
blue shell 1
blue snowcone 1
blue-frosted astral cupcake 1
blunt cat claw 1
bobcat grenade 1
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
Bohemian rhapsody 1
boilermaker 1
bone abacus 1
bone flute 1
Bone's Farm "wine" 1
booty chest charrrm 1
boozebomb 1
Bordeaux Marteaux 1
Boris's key lime pie 1
borrowed time 1
bottle of alcohol 1
bottle of antifreeze 1
bottle of bubbles 1
bottle of cooking sherry 1
bottle of Crimbognac 1
bottle of Definit 1
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 1
bottle of Evermore 1
bottle of fire 1
bottle of gin 1
bottle of goofballs 1
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 1
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 1
bottle of Mystic Shell 1
bottle of Ooze-O 1
bottle of pirate juice 1
bottle of popskull 1
bottle of realpagne 1
bottle of rum 1
bottle of sewage schnapps 1
bottle of tequila 1
bottle of vodka 1
bottled inspiration 1
bounty-hunting helmet 1
bowl full of jelly 1
bowl of Bounty-Os 1
bowl of cottage cheese 1
bowl of lucky charms 1
bowl of mernudo 1
box 4
box of Familiar Jacks 1,343
box of hammers 1
box-in-the-box-in-the-box 1
boxed gumball machine 1
boxed wine 1
boxing glove on a spring 1
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 1
brains casserole 1
BRAINS shorts 1
brass gear 1
bread line 1
bread man 1
breadwand 1
breakfast miracle 1
breath mint 1
brick of sand 1
BRICKO hat 1
BRICKO pants 1
briefcase 1
Bright Water 1
Brimstone Bracelet 1
broken glass grenade 1
broken sword 1
broken warbear gyrocopter 1
bronze breastplate 1
bronzed locust 1
brown crock marble 1
brown sugar cane 1
Bruno's blessing of Mars 1
buñuelos Jaliscos 1
bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban 1
bubblewrap sword 1
bubbly potion 1
bucket of honey 1
bucket of wine 1
buckyball 1
bugbear beanie 1
bugbear bungguard 1
bullet-proof corduroys 1
bum cheek 1
bumblebee marble 1
bunch of square grapes 1
bundle of "fragrant" herbs 1
bunny liver 1
buoybottoms 1
bus pass 1
C.H.U.M. chum 1
C.H.U.M. knife 1
cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 1
cabooze 1
cactus fruit 1
caipifruta 1
can of Binarrrca 1
can of black paint 1
can of CRIMBCOLA 1
can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ 1
can of maces 1
can of spinach 1
can of sterno 1
can of Swiller 1
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 1
Candicaine 1
candied kobold 1
candied yams 1
candy brain 1
candy cane 1
candy cigarette 1
candy harmonica 1
candy knife 1
candy skeleton 1
cardboard katana 1
cardboard ore 1
cardboard sword 1
cardboard wakizashi 1
carob brownies 1
carob cannon 1
carob chunk cookies 1
carob chunks 1
carton of snake milk 1
cast-iron legacy paddle 1
catgut taco 1
catskin buckler 1
catskin cap 1
Caveman Dan's favorite rock 1
centipede eggs 1
Cerebral Cloche 1
Cerebral Crossbow 1
chain-mail monokini 1
chainsaw chain 1
chakra malt 1
chakra sludge 1
chakra-mental wine 1
Champagne Shimmy 1
chaos butterfly 1
charming flute 1
cheap Chinese beer 1
cheap cigar butt 1
cheap plastic bottle opener 1
cheer-o-gram 1
Cheer-Up soda 1
cheezburger 1
chef's hat 1
cherry 1
chisel 1
chloroform rag 1
choco-Crimbot 1
chocolate bath ball 1
chocolate disco ball 1
chocolate filthy lucre 1
chocolate frosted sugar bomb 1
chocolate-covered caviar 1
chocomotive 1
Choker of the Ultragoth 1
chopsticks 1
Chori Zo trading card 1
chorizo taco 1
chrome helmet turtle 1
chunk of hot iron 1
chunk of rock salt 1
cigarette lighter 1
circular CRIMBCOOKIE 1
clingfilm cap 1
clingfilm trousers 1
Cloaca grenade 1
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife 1
clock-cleaning hammer 1
clockwork crossbow 1
clockwork hat 1
clockwork sword 1
cloudy potion 1
clown whip 1
clown wig 1
clownskin harness 1
club necklace 1
club of the five seasons 1
coal dust 1
Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau 1
cocktail napkin 1
cocoa egg 1
coconut shell 1
cod cape 1
cog 1
Cold Hots candy 1
cold ninja mask 1
cold nuggets 1
cold powder 1
cold water bottle 1
cold-filtered water 1
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 1
colorful toad 1
comfy coffin 1
comfy pillow 1
communications windchimes 1
concoction of clumsiness 1
Connery's Elixir of Audacity 1
control crystal 1
Cookbook of the Damned 1
cookie cookie 1
cool cat claw 1
cool cat elixir 1
cool jelly donut 1
cool whip 1
copper ha'penny charrrm 1
corn holder 1
corned beet 1
cornuthaum 1
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 1
Corpse Island iced tea 1
corpse on the beach 1
corpsebite 1
corpsetini 1
corrupt club of corrupt corruption 1
costume sword 1
cranberries 1
cranberry cordial 1
cranberry margarita (brackish) 1
crazy bastard sword 1
cream stout 1
creamsicle 1
creepy voice box 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) 1
CRIMBCO mug 1
CRIMBCO wine 1
CRIMBCOIDS mints 1
CRIMBCOLOAF 1
Crimbeau de toilette 1
Crimbo food scraps 1
Crimbo fudge 1
Crimbo peppermint bark 1
Crimbo salad 1
Crimbo train emergency brake 1
Crimbot battery 1
Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel 1
Crimboysters Rockefeller 1
crowbarrr 1
Crown of the Goblin King 1
crude voodoo doll 1
cruelty-free wine 1
crystal belt buckle 1
crystal Crimbo goblet 1
crystal skull 1
crystalline cheer 1
crystalline seal eye 1
CSA scoutmaster's "water" 1
cube of billiard chalk 1
cuddly teddy bear 1
cup of infinite pencils 1
cup of primitive beer 1
curdflinger 1
curmudgel 1
cursed cannonball 1
cursed dirty joke scroll 1
cursed scrunchie 1
cursed voodoo skull 1
custard pie 1
cyclops eyedrops 1
D roll 1
Daffy Taffy 1
dance card 1
dancing fan 1
Danglin' Chad's loincloth 1
dark hamethyst ring 1
dark potion 1
Das Überkühlraum trading card 1
deactivated mini-Trainbot 1
dead meat bun 1
deadfall branch 1
deadly lampshade 1
decomposed boot 1
dehydrated caviar 1
demon makeup kit 1
demon whip 1
demon-horned hat 1
dented harmonica 1
deodorant 1
depantsing bomb 1
desiccated apricot 1
designer handbag 1
dethklok 1
Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce 1
diamond necklace 1
diamond-studded cane 1
didgeridooka 1
dill 1
diluted makeup 1
dingy planks 1
Dinsey face paint 1
Dinsey food-cone 1
Dinsey Whinskey 1
dire fudgesicle 1
dirty hobo gloves 1
Disco 'Fro Pick 1
disco ball 1
disco horoscope (Cancer) 1
disco horoscope (Scorpio) 1
disco horoscope (Virgo) 1
disco mask 1
disease 1
dishrag 1
distressed denim pants 1
disturbing fanfic 1
divine blowout 1
divine can of silly string 1
divine cracker 1
divine noisemaker 1
Dolphin King's crown 1
donkey flipbook 1
Double Bacon Beelzeburger 1
double-barreled sling 1
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 1
draggin' ball hat 1
dragon snaps 1
dreadlock whip 1
dregs of a Crimbo cocktail 1
dress pants 1
drive-thru burger 1
droopy doll eye 1
drop of water-37 1
Drowsy Sword 1
drum machine 1
drum of pomade 1
drywall axe 1
duck-on-a-string 1
duct tape fedora 1
duct tape sword 1
DUFRESNE Suds 1
dull fish scale 1
Dump Truck 1
Duskwalker syringe 1
dusty bottle of Marsala 1
dusty bottle of Port 1
dusty right third rear claw 1
Dyspepsi grenade 1
Dyspepsi-Cola 1
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues 1
eagle's milk 1
ear poison 1
easter egg balloon 1
Eau de Guaneau 1
eaves droppers 1
Ecto-Cooler 1
ectoplasmic orbs 1
ectoplasmic paste 1
Effermint™ tablets 1
effervescent potion 1
eggbeater 1
eggwater 1
El Sombrero De Lopez 1
El Vibrato power sphere 1
El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) 1
Elder Turtle Shell 1
elderly jawbreaker 1
eldritch dough 1
electric pants 1
elemental caipiroska 1
Elf Guard payroll bag 1
Elf Guard safety bear 1
Elfin shortbread 1
Ellsbury's skull 1
elven suicide capsule 1
elven tambourine 1
Elvish delight 1
empty agua de vida bottle 1
empty lava bottle 1
Enchanted Plunger 1
enchantlers 1
enormous hoop earring 1
Everlasting Deckswabber 1
expensive cigar 1
expired MRE 1
exploding hacky-sack 1
extra-flat panini 1
extra-greasy slider 1
extra-see-thru nightie 1
eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest 1
eXtreme meat staff 1
eXtreme scarf 1
eye of the Tiger-lily 1
eyepatch 1
f3d0r4 1
Fabiotion 1
facsimile dictionary 1
faded green protest sign 1
faded red protest sign 1
fake blood 1
fancy ball mask 1
fancy bath salts 1
fancy beef jerky 1
fancy opera glasses 1
fancy seashell necklace 1
Fantasma en la Máquina 1
fat stacks of cash 1
FDKOL commendation 1
FDKOL hotcakes 1
ferret bait 1
Ferrigno's Elixir of Power 1
festive egg sac 1
festive holiday hat 1
festive sausage 1
fetid feather 1
fez of etymology 1
figurine of a charred seal 1
figurine of a sleek seal 1
figurine of a stinking seal 1
figurine of a wretched-looking seal 1
filigreed hamethyst earring 1
filigreed hamethyst ring 1
filthy armor 1
filthy corduroys 1
filthy knitted dread sack 1
filthy pestle 1
fine aged cheddarwurst 1
finger cymbals 1
fire flower 1
fire hose 1
fire poi 1
fireman's helmet 1
fireman's lunch 1
first-aid pouch 1
fish bazooka 1
fish scimitar 1
fish-liver oil 1
fishelada 1
fishy fish casserole 1
fitness wristband 1
fizzy potion 1
flamin' bindle 1
flaming cardboard sword 1
flaming crutch 1
flaming feather 1
flaming talons 1
flan del mar 1
flaregun 1
flask of mining oil 1
flask of porquoise juice 1
flavorless gruel 1
fleetwood chain 1
flirtatious feather 1
floaty sand 1
floorboard cruft 1
floral-print skirt 1
flour cookie 1
flowing hippy skirt 1
foolscap fool's cap 1
football helmet 1
forbidden sausage 1
fossilized spike 1
frat brats 1
frayed rope belt 1
freezerburned ice cube 1
freightcake 1
freshwater pearl necklace 1
fricasseed brains 1
frightful feather 1
frigid fudgepuck 1
frigid mote 1
frigid ninja stars 1
frilly skirt 1
Fromage Pinotage 1
frosty halo 1
Frosty's nailbat 1
frozen banquet 1
frozen feather 1
frozen nunchaku 1
fruitcake 1
fruitfilm 1
fruity girl swill 1
fry-oil-flavored Hob-O 1
fudge bunny 1
fudge cube 1
fudge lily 1
fudge spork 1
Fudgie Roll 1
funhouse mirror 1
funky eyepatch 1
fuzzbump 1
fuzzy busby 1
fuzzy dice 6
fuzzy earmuffs 1
fuzzy montera 1
ga-ga radio 1
Gaia beads 1
Galapagosian Cuisses 1
gamma nog 1
garbage juice slurpee 1
garish pinky ring 1
Garter of the Turtle Poacher 1
gas balloon 1
gatorskin umbrella 1
Genalen™ Bottle 1
Gene Tonic: Elemental 1
General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket 1
genie's scimitar 1
ghost accordion 1
ghost cucumber 1
ghostly body paint 1
ghostly dagger 1
ghuol guolash 1
giant cactus quill 1
giant discarded bottlecap 1
giant discarded plastic fork 1
giant discarded torn-up glove 1
giant driftwood sculpture 1
giant foam finger 1
giant grain of protein powder 1
giant gym membership card 1
giant marshmallow 1
giant moxie weed 1
giant needle 1
giant penguin keychain 1
giant safety pin 1
giant turkey leg 1
giant yellow hat 1
gimlet 1
gin-soaked blotter paper 1
ginger snaps 1
gingerbread bugbear 1
gingerbread house 1
gingerbread robot 1
glacial clock 1
glark cable 1
glass of drippy wine 1
gloomy black mushroom 1
glowing fungus 1
glowing spore pod 1
gnauga hide chaps 1
Gnollish autoplunger 1
Gnollish flyswatter 1
Gnollish pie server 1
Gnollish plunger 1
Gnollish slotted spoon 1
Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer 1
Go-Wassail 1
goat 1
goat beard 1
goat cheese 1
goatskin umbrella 1
gob of wet hair 1
goblin autoblowgun 1
gold lamé pants 1
Gold Velvet™ whiskey 1
golden fleece 1
golden ring 1
goo magnet 1
good brain 1
gooey lava globs 1
goofily-plumed helmet 1
gooified mineral matter 1
gooified vegetable matter 1
goth kid t-shirt 1
goulauncher 1
gr8ps 1
grape troll doll 1
grass blade 1
grassy cutlass 1
Grateful Undead T-shirt 1
Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob 1
green candy heart 1
green face paint 1
Green Giant 1
green gummi ingot 1
green peawee marble 1
green smoke bomb 1
green snowcone 1
Green Velvet 1
green-frosted astral cupcake 1
gremlin juice 1
gremlin mutagen 1
grinning turtle 1
grouchy restless spirit 1
grue egg 1
grue egg omelette 1
grungy bandana 1
guard turtle shell 1
gummi ammonite 1
gummi belemnite 1
gummi canary 1
gummi salamander 1
gummi snake 1
gummi trilobite 1
Gummi-DNA 1
Gummi-Gnauga 1
guy made of bee pollen 1
gyroscope 1
hair spray 1
half-baked potion 1
half-melted spoon 1
half-sized guitar 1
halfberd 1
hambrosier 1
hamethyst ring 1
hamlet sandwich 1
hand grenegg 1
hand-carved bokken 1
hand-carved bow 1
handful of Boltsmann bearings 1
handful of Crotchety Pine needles 1
handful of fire 1
handful of hand chalk 1
handful of Laughing Willow bark 1
handful of pine needles 1
handful of sand 1
handful of sawdust 1
handsomeness potion 1
happiness 1
hardened slime hat 1
harem girl t-shirt 1
Haunted Sorority House staff guide 1
Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance 1
head mirror 1
heart cozy 1
heart necklace 1
heart of dark chocolate 1
heart of the volcano 1
heavy D 1
heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr 1
hedgeturtle 1
Heimandatz's heart 1
Hell broth 1
hellion cube 1
helmet recipe 1
helmet turtle 1
hemp candy necklace 1
hemp net 1
herb brownies 1
herbal stuffing 1
hermit permit 1
high-calorie sugar substitute 1
high-energy mining laser 1
high-temperature mining drill 1
high-temperature mining mask 1
hippopotamus pants 1
hippy bongo 1
Hodgman's harmonica 1
Hodgman's lobsterskin pants 1
holiday cheese log 1
Hollandaise helmet 1
hollow rock 1
holy bomb, batman 1
honey stick 1
honey-drenched ham slice 1
horizontal tango 1
hot date 1
hot nuggets 1
hot plate 1
hot wing 1
hovering sombrero 1
huge bowl of candy 1
huge Crimbo cookie 1
huge gold coin 1
huge spoon 1
hushed puppy 1
ice hotel bell 1
ice wine 1
ice-cold fotie 1
ice-cold Willer 1
iceberg lettuce 1
Iceberglar scarf 1
icy hairspray 1
icy-hot katana 1
Iiti Kitty phone charm 1
imitation crab meat 1
immense cyborg hand 1
incense bath ball 1
industrially-crushed ice 1
infernal fife 1
inkwell 1
Inner Strength 1
Inner Truth 1
Inner Wisdom 1
invisibility cream 1
invisible bag 1
irate sombrero 1
irradiated pet snacks 1
ivory cue ball 1
jabañero-flavored chewing gum 1
jack flapper 1
Jacob's rung 1
jagged scrap metal 1
jam band bootleg 1
janglin' bones 1
jar of swamp gas 1
jaunty feather 1
java cookie 1
jazzy cigarette holder 1
Jefferson wings 1
jerky coins 1
jet bennie marble 1
Jocko Homo's head 1
joybuzzer 1
jug-o-magicalness 1
Jumbo Dr. Lucifer 1
jumbo olive 1
jumping bean taco 1
jungle drum 1
junk-mail shirt 2
kamicorpse-ee 1
Kashmir sweater 1
Kentucky-style derby 1
killing feather 1
killing jar 1
Kiss the Knob apron 1
kiwi 1
kiwi beak 1
knob bugle 1
Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar 1
Knob Goblin elite helm 1
Knob Goblin elite pants 1
Knob Goblin elite polearm 1
Knob Goblin elite shirt 1
Knob Goblin firecracker 1
Knob Goblin harem pants 1
Knob Goblin love potion 1
Knob Goblin lunchbox 1
Knob Goblin melon baller 1
Knob Goblin pants 1
Knob Goblin perfume 1
Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray 1
Knob Goblin spatula 1
Knob Goblin steroids 1
Knob Goblin Uberpants 1
Knob Goblin visor 1
Knob jelly donut 1
Knob mushroom 1
Knob nuts 1
Knob pasty 1
Knob sausage 1
Knob shroomkabob 1
Knob stuffed shells 1
Knoll mushroom 1
Krakrox's Loincloth 1
Krampus Horn 1
kumquat supersucker 1
large tankard of ale 1
lavawater 1
lavender candy heart 1
lavender plastic oyster egg 1
leaf 1
leaf of grass 1
leather chaps 1
leather mask 1
leechknife 1
leftovers of indeterminate origin 1
legitimate business on the beach 1
lemon 1
lemon meringue pie 1
lemon popsicle 1
lemonade marble 1
leotarrrd 1
letterman's jacket 1
licorice root 1
lihc face 1
lime 1
lime supersucker 1
lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum 1
linoleum helmet turtle 1
linoleum sword 1
liquid bread 1
little deuce cape 1
little paper umbrella 1
liver popsicle 1
llama lama gong 1
loadstone 1
logging hatchet 1
Lolsipop 1
long pork 1
longhaired hippy wig 1
Lord of the Flies-sized fries 1
los chinos 1
lost elf luggage 1
lotion of coldness 1
lotion of hotness 1
lotion of sleaziness 1
lotion of spookiness 1
lotion of stench 1
love 1
love song of disturbing obsession 1
lumbering jack 1
Lumineux Limnio 1
lump of Brituminous coal 1
lump of Saccharine Maple sap 1
lupine sword 1
LWA ring 1
lynyrd snare 1
M-242 1
mad scientist's sock monkey 1
magic whistle 1
magilaser blastercannon 1
maiden wig 1
makeshift crane 1
makeshift turban 1
Manetwich 1
maple syrup 1
margarita 1
mariachi G-string 1
mariachi pants 1
mariachi toothpaste 1
Marquis de Poivre soda 1
marzipan skull 1
massive sitar 1
mauve plastic oyster egg 1
Maxwell's Silver Hammer 1
Mayo de Mayo™ mayo 1
meat cowboy hat 1
meatloaf helmet 1
meaty helmet turtle 1
Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince 1
Meleegra™ pills 1
memory of a GT base pair 1
Mer-kin fastjuice 1
Mer-kin killscroll 1
Mer-kin takebag 1
mesh cap 1
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler 1
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub 1
mid-level medieval mead 1
Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey 1
midriff scrubs 1
milk of magnesium 1
milky potion 1
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Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) 1
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thermos full of Knob coffee 1
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tip jar 1
tofu casserole 1
tofurkey gravy 1
tofurkey leg 1
Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste 1
tongue depressor 1
top 1
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traditional Crimbo cookie 1
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transparent nog 1
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TRIO cup of beer 1
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tropical swill 1
true grit 1
tube of cranberry Go-Goo 1
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twinkly nuggets 1
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Typical Tavern swill 1
Ultimate Mind Destroyer 1
ultimate ultimate frisbee 1
unbearable light 1
Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide 1
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unstable DNA 1
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untamable turtle 1
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Ur-Donut 1
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vial of swamp vapors 1
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Wand of Nagamar 1
wand of pigification 1
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watered-down Red Minotaur 1
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weremoose spit 1
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whiskey bittersweet 1
whiskey in a broken glass 1
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wholeberd 1
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woim 1
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world's smallest violin 1
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wreath of laurels 1
wriggling worm 1
wussiness potion 1
x-ray specs 1
yak toupee 1
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Ye Olde Meade 1
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yellow drunki-bear 1
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Yellow Moon of Compassion 1
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yeti fur 1
yo 1
yohohoyo 1
yule gruel 1
yule pup 1
Yummy Tummy bean 1
Z-Bone steak 1
Ze™ goggles 1
Zim Merman's guitar 1
Zombo's grievous greaves 1
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Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) 1