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Display Case for poorlydrawnman (#1074926)
This player is ranked #368 for Most Unique Items with a total of 2,353 items.

This player is a member of the clan Brunchma.

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poorlydrawnman (#1074926)
This player has 2,353 unique items and 77,792 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"DRINK ME" potion 136
"meat" stick 5
"Remember the Trees" Shirt 16
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 1
1-ball 40
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 25
2-ball 43
3-ball 1
30669 scroll 25
33398 scroll 34
334 scroll 30
4-ball 53
5-Alarm Saucepan 2
5-ball 39
6-ball 37
64067 scroll 1
668 scroll 5
7-ball 44
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 1
8-ball 165
9-ball 1
a butt tuba 7
A. W. O. L. commendation 1
abominable blubber 17
abstraction: action 1
abstraction: certainty 1
abstraction: joy 1
abstraction: purpose 3
abstraction: thought 2
acceptable bagel 38
accidental cider 78
accord ion 34
accordion file 7
Accordion of Jordion 3
accordionoid rocca 26
acid-squirting flower 59
acoustic guitarrr 16
adder 212
adder bladder 149
adorable seal larva 1
Alewife™ Ale 13
alien meat 2
alien plant goo 2
all-purpose cleaner 95
alpha-mail pants 1
alphabet gum 1
amulet of extreme plot significance 85
ancient calendar fragment 1
ancient frozen dinner 76
ancient ice cream scoop 35
ancient Magi-Wipes 126
ancient protein powder 158
ancient spice 52
ancient stone fist 11
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 1
ancient vinyl coin purse 46
Angry Farmer candy 219
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
annoying pitchfork 22
ant agonist 91
ant hoe 5
ant pick 11
ant pitchfork 8
ant rake 2
ant sickle 8
anti-anti-antidote 74
antique accordion 13
antique greaves 104
antique helmet 113
antique machete 45
antique packet of ketchup 1
antique shield 1
Argarggagarg's fang 1
armgun 79
arrrgyle socks 20
artisanal limoncello 26
asbestos apron 7
asbestos crossbow 3
asbestos ore 16
asbestos staff 3
ASCII fu manchu 3
ASCII shirt 7
asparagus knife 52
asshat 6
Atomic Pop 1
attorney's badge 86
autocalliope 29
awful poetry journal 150
Ax of L'rose 2
bätzle 1
baby killer bee 18
backwoods screwdriver 92
bacon bath ball 3
badass belt 28
badge of authority 17
bag of Cheat-Os 4
bag of GORF 2
bag of GORP 6
bag of gross foreign snacks 5
bag of many confections 48
bag of pygmy blood 76
bag of W&Ws 35
baggie of powdered sugar 8
balaclava 6
balaclava baklava 7
ball 9
balloon helmet 5
balloon monkey 1
balloon sword 5
ballroom blintz 52
banana peel 22
bar skin 90
bar whip 2
barbed-wire fence 4
baritone accordion 2
bark rootbeer 2
barrel cracker 5
barrrnacle 39
barskin buckler 1
barskin cloak 6
barskin hat 1
barskin tent 2
basic meat crossbow 3
basic meat fez 1
basic meat helmet 3
basic meat staff 3
bat guano 99
bat hat 1
bat whip 1
bat wing 5
bat wing kabob 1
batblade 128
batgut 366
Battlie Light Saver 44
bazookafish bubble gum 15
beach glass bead 87
beach glass necklace 4
beanbag chair 1
bear claw 4
beard incense 3
beaten-up Chucks 2
beaver spear 2
beavermouth 21
beer bomb 218
beer bong 7
beer helmet 176
beer-a-pult 1
beer-scented teddy bear 2
beer-soaked mop 5
beertini 11
bejeweled accordion strap 6
bejeweled cufflinks 10
bejeweled pledge pin 174
Ben-Gal™ Balm 80
bent scrap metal 3
berries of suffering 5
big bad voodoo mask 15
big boom 2
big dribbly candle 7
big stick 9
big stirring stick 7
bigger stick 4
bilge wine 31
bird rib 15
Bit O' Ectoplasm 1
bit of clingfilm 19
bit-o-cactus 2
Bjorn's Hammer 1
black and white cracker 5
black blade 33
Black Body™ spray 21
black cloak 18
black eye shadow 1
black facepaint 6
black forest cake 33
black forest ham 34
black gold 10
black greaves 23
black helmet 9
black kettle drum 13
black label 54
Black No. 2 98
black pension check 60
black pepper 36
black picnic basket 36
black pudding 1
black sheepskin diploma 11
black shield 14
black snake skin 1
black spot 3
black sword 10
black tear 4
blackberry 1
blackberry combat boots 4
blackberry moccasins 8
blackberry slippers 5
Blackfly Chardonnay 44
Blatantly Canadian 6
blended frozen swill 1
blended frozen swill with a fly in it 4
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 7
blood and blood 10
blood of the Wereseal 2
bloodied surgical dungarees 39
bloodstain stick 7
bloody beer 9
bloody clown pants 63
bloody mary 9
blowdart 34
blue class ring 2
blue potion 1
blue shell 3
bone abacus 68
bone bandoneon 1
bone chips 34
bone flute 28
bone rattle 4
Bonerdagon necklace 11
Book of Old-Timey Carols 1
boot knife 1
booty chest charrrm 5
booty chest charrrm bracelet 2
booze drive button 1
booze-soaked cherry 3
Boozehounds Anonymous token 4
borg sock monkey 1
boring spaghetti 2
Boris's ring 2
Boss Bat bling 1
Boss Bat britches 3
bottle of alcohol 54
bottle of Amontillado 20
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 19
bottle of Definit 29
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 17
bottle of Evermore 25
bottle of gin 3
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 18
bottle of laundry sherry 2
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 17
bottle of Pinot Renoir 3
bottle of popskull 89
bottle of rum 3
bottle of tequila 240
bottle of ultravitamins 4
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 15
bottle of vodka 2
bottle of whiskey 2
bottle opener belt buckle 67
bottlecap turtle 1
bottled inspiration 2
bottled swamp gas 2
boulder 2
bowl of cottage cheese 209
bowl of Jeal-O 69
bowl of lucky charms 2
bowl of marinade 2
bowl of mernudo 3
bowl of rye sprouts 10
Bowl of Scorpions 73
box of Dweebs 40
box turtle 3
boxed champagne 7
boxed wine 182
boxing glove 5
brains casserole 1
brass bung spigot 8
brass gear 126
bread line 5
breadchucks 23
breadwand 3
Breakfast Blast wine cooler 4
breakfast mess 55
brick 2
brick of sand 2
BRICKO bat 1
BRICKO brick 24
BRICKO bulwark 1
BRICKO hat 4
BRICKO ooze 1
BRICKO oyster 1
BRICKO pants 1
BRICKO pearl 3
BRICKO sword 1
briefcase 208
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 3
brine 20
broken beer bottle 1
broken carburetor 1
broken skull 2
broken sword 43
bronze breastplate 18
bronzed locust 136
BROS Energy Drink 3
brown felt tophat 48
brown paper bag mask 56
brown paper pants 70
brown sugar cane 1
bubblewrap ore 21
bubblin' crude 522
bubbly potion 86
buckler buckle 40
buckyball 1
buffalo blade 1
bugbear detector 1
bugbear purification pill 2
Bulky Buddy Box 1
bull blubber 2
bullet-proof corduroys 241
bum cheek 120
bunch of square grapes 44
bundle of "fragrant" herbs 1
bunny liver 57
buoybottoms 10
burnt flower 57
BURT 102
bus pass 8
cactus fruit 1
caipifruta 1
Cajun accordion 2
calavera concertina 2
calle de miel 3
Camp Scout pup tent 1
can of Binarrrca 11
can of black paint 18
can of CRIMBCOLA 3
can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ 9
can of maces 17
can of Minions-Be-Gone 10
can of Red Minotaur 17
can of sterno 3
can of Swiller 20
can of the cheapest beer 4
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 4
candied bolts 4
candied kobold 1
candied nuts 6
candied yams 12
candy brain 4
candy cigarette 3
candy drive button 1
candy harmonica 6
candy kneecapping stick 2
candy knife 4
candy knuckles 4
candy necktie 1
candy skeleton 3
candy stake 5
cannonball charrrm 10
cannonball charrrm bracelet 1
canopic jar 225
canteen of wine 7
carbonated soy milk 187
carbonated water lily 98
cardboard box turtle 1
cardboard katana 17
cardboard wakizashi 29
carob chunk cookies 5
carob chunks 93
carrot claret 1
carrot nose 1
carton of rotten eggs 31
casino pass 22
cast 168
cat appendix 160
catgut 184
catgut taco 4
catskin buckler 1
catskin cap 2
catsup 1
Cement Mixer 1
centipede eggs 3
chain-mail monokini 1
chaos butterfly 209
chaos popcorn 1
charming flute 23
charpuce jub-jub bird 3
charrrm bracelet 4
cheap cigar butt 37
cheap clip-on ninja tie 2
cheap elven gloves 1
cheap plastic blowgun 1
cheap studded belt 214
cheap toaster 2
cheap wind-up clock 5
cheer extractor 1
cheesy eagle sauce 4
cherry 51
cherry pie 3
Cherrytastrophe wine cooler 1
chewing gum on a string 50
chicle de salchicha 1
children of the candy corn 2
chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli 58
chloroform rag 18
Choco-Mint patty 2
chocolate spurs 3
chopsticks 31
chorizo brownies 3
chorizo taco 17
chrome crossbow 3
chrome helmet turtle 1
chrome staff 1
chrome sword 4
chunk of hot iron 1
chunk of rock salt 18
cigar box turtle 11
cigarette lighter 81
circular CRIMBCOOKIE 3
Citrus Crush wine cooler 2
clay peace-sign bead 88
Claybender glasses 16
Climate Colada 1
Cloaca Cola Polar 1
Cloaca grenade 14
Cloaca-Cola 36
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 20
Cloaca-Cola helmet 9
Cloaca-Cola shield 11
cloudy potion 110
clown skin 106
clown whip 1
clown wig 2
clownskin belt 2
clownskin buckler 4
clownskin harness 8
club necklace 1
club of corruption 1
clumsiness bark 31
clutch of dodecapede eggs 59
coal dust 14
coal shovel 5
coal snakeskin 3
cob of corn 1
Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau 18
cocktail napkin 64
cocktail onion 35
cocoa egg 2
cocoa eggshell fragment 2
coconut shell 683
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 4
Codpiece of the Goblin King 5
coffin lid 31
Cold Hots candy 177
cold ninja mask 19
cold nuggets 159
cold water bottle 22
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 1
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 9
colorful toad 82
combat fan 6
comfy pillow 1
commemorative war stein 12
communal gobstopper 7
communications windchimes 265
compression stocking 141
concentrated cordial of concentration 3
concentrated magicalness pill 57
confiscated cell phone 3
confusing LED clock 2
contract enforcement stick 62
Cookbook of the Damned 1
cool spore pod 10
cool whip 1
copper ha'penny charrrm 6
copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet 1
cordial of concentration 2
corn holder 50
corncob pipe 3
cornuthaum 24
corrupt club of corrupt corruption 1
corrupted data 17
corrupted marrow 14
cosmetic football 147
costume sword 10
cottage 1
cotton candy pinch 3
crêepy mask 60
cracker 6
cranberries 527
cranberry cordial 3
cranberry margarita (brackish) 11
crappy brain 2
crappy waiter disguise 77
crazy hobo notebook 31
crazy little Turkish delight 11
cream stout 24
creamsicle 37
creepy doll head 3
creepy ginger ale 56
creepy voice box 27
CRIMBCO lanyard 1
CRIMBCO mug 8
CRIMBCO wine 8
CRIMBCOIDS mints 5
CRIMBCOLOAF 5
Crimbo candied pecan 84
Crimbo Factory surprise box 2
Crimbo fudge 74
Crimbo peppermint bark 68
Crimbo salad 7
Crimbo smile 1
Crimbuck 35
crimsilion jub-jub bird 3
crossbow string 10
crude crudités 26
crude voodoo doll 28
crudles 2
cruelty-free wine 51
crumbling rat skull 2
crystalline cheer 1,043
crystalline reamer 1
CSA all-purpose soap 1
CSA cheerfulness ration 1
cup of hickory chicory 4
cup of lukewarm tea 3
cup of primitive beer 15
curmudgel 10
cursed black pearl onion 4
cursed bottle of rum 1
cursed dirty joke scroll 1
cursed piece of thirteen 1
Cursed Punch 11
custard pie 25
cyber-mattock 2
cyborg stompin' boot 3
Daffy Taffy 173
daisy 1
dance card 12
dark hamethyst ring 1
dark potion 91
dead guy's watch 106
dead meat bun 2
decaying goldfish liver 99
decent brain 2
decomposed boot 5
decorative fountain 68
deep six-shooter 10
dehydrated caviar 2
delectable catalyst 2
delectable fire ant 76
delicious salad 6
delicious swamp muck 58
demon buckler 4
demon skin 1
demon whip 2
demon-horned hat 1
demonskin jacket 4
demonskin trousers 5
denim axe 2
denim jacket 134
dense meat stack 85
devil hair pasta 3
diamond necklace 3
diamond-studded cane 62
Dickory Farms Gift Basket 6
didgeridooka 173
Diet Cloaca Cola 3
digital underground potion 2
dilapidated wizard hat 4
dill 21
dingy planks 1
dinner roll 3
dire fudgesicle 2
disbelief suspenders 2
disco ball 1
disco mask 33
disease 136
disembodied brain 20
dishrag 17
disintegrating quill pen 279
displaced fish 70
disposable instant camera 14
disturbing fanfic 48
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 67
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 33
Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic 20
Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent 3
Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm 3
Dolphin King's crown 11
donated booze 251
donated candy 155
donated food 108
dope gangsta bling-bling 1
dope wheels 1
dorky glasses 138
Double Bacon Beelzeburger 6
double-barreled sling 35
double-ice box 1
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 2
drab sonata 150
draggin' ball hat 14
dragon snaps 25
dragonfish caviar 6
Dramatic™ range 4
dreadlock whip 25
dress pants 9
dried face 37
droopy doll eye 21
Drowsy Sword 69
drum of tommy ammo 111
dry martini 265
drywall axe 12
dubious peppermint 1
ducha de oro 7
duck-on-a-string 1
duct tape 156
duct tape buckler 1
duct tape dockers 1
duct tape fedora 1
duct tape shirt 1
duct tape sword 1
DUFRESNE Suds 159
dungeoneer's dungarees 14
Duskwalker syringe 49
dusty bottle of Marsala 68
dusty bottle of Merlot 51
dusty bottle of Muscat 89
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 86
dusty bottle of Port 70
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 60
dwarf bread 8
dwarvish magazine 4
Dweebisol™ inhaler 3
Dyspepsi grenade 6
Dyspepsi-Cola 70
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues 27
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet 24
Dyspepsi-Cola shield 17
Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen 1
eagle feather 63
eagle's milk 87
ear poison 70
edible alien plant bit 3
Effermint™ tablets 3
effervescent potion 94
eggbeater 14
El Sombrero De Lopez 9
elderly jawbreaker 1
electric snakebite 57
electronics kit 294
elegant nightstick 1
Elf Farm Raffle ticket 53
elf ploughshare 1
Elfin shortbread 9
Elmley shades 4
elven limbos gingerbread 3
elven cellocello 13
elven hardtack 63
elven magi-pack 21
elven medi-pack 26
elven moonshine 2
elven socks 1
elven squeeze 67
elven suicide capsule 17
elven tambourine 1
empty Cloaca-Cola bottle 77
enchanted barbell 76
enchanted bean 53
enchanted bean burrito 30
enchanted handwarmer 2
energy drink IV 63
ennui-flavored potato chips 5
enormous belt buckle 116
enormous hoop earring 11
Ent cider 3
equal sign 2
Everlasting Deckswabber 13
exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton 1
exotic jungle fruit 210
exploding hacky-sack 38
extra-fancy ring setting 6
extra-flat panini 10
extra-spicy bloody mary 9
extra-strength strongness elixir 59
eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest 28
eXtreme meat staff 2
eXtreme scarf 1
extremely confusing manual 3
eye of newt 22
eyedrops of newt 2
eyepatch 171
f3d0r4 31
Fabiotion 2
fabric hardener 6
fabric softener 10
facehugging alien 7
facsimile dictionary 5
faded green protest sign 1
fairy gravy boat 1
fake blood 8
fancy ball mask 1
fancy bath salts 256
fancy but probably evil chocolate 3
fancy canapés 1
fancy dress ball 5
fancy opera glasses 14
fancy seashell necklace 6
Fantasma en la Máquina 3
FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask 1
fat bottom quark 1
fat stacks of cash 45
FDKOL commendation 18
felt 1
fermenting powder 60
fetid feather 30
filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") 196
filigreed hamethyst earring 1
filigreed hamethyst necklace 1
filigreed hamethyst ring 6
filthy corduroys 127
filthy hippy poncho 2
filthy knitted dread sack 131
filthy pestle 43
filthy poultice 150
fine aged cheddarwurst 62
fine wine 18
finger cymbals 30
fire of unknown origin 86
fire poi 21
fireball 3
fish-liver oil 10
fishelada 2
fizzing spore pod 7
fizzy potion 104
flaming crutch 31
flaming feather 115
flaming glowsticks 1
flaming mushroom 7
flaming talons 12
flaregun 184
flashing novelty button 1
flask flops 48
flat dough 9
flavored foot massage oil 336
flavorless gruel 47
fleetwood macaroni 2
flirtatious feather 15
floorboard cruft 2
floral-print skirt 4
flower petal pie 1
flowing hippy skirt 16
flute of flat champagne 106
flytrap pellet 3
foam dart 356
foam noodle 1
foam pistol 2
food drive button 2
foolscap fool's cap 75
forest tears 2
fortune cookie 15
fountain 'soda' 3
Frat Army FGF 29
frat brats 18
frayed rope belt 3
freshwater pearl necklace 3
frightful feather 20
frigid hankyū 14
frigid ninja stars 219
frilly shirt 5
frilly skirt 92
Frogade 1
frost-rimed seal hide 2
frozen feather 23
frozen mushroom 19
frozen nunchaku 18
frozen turtle shell 8
full meat tank 2
funky dried mushroom 131
funny bone 71
furniture dolly 44
furry fur 112
furry green turtle 3
furry kilt 3
furry pants 2
fuzzy busby 16
fuzzy montera 28
ganger bandana 1
garish pinky ring 16
gas balloon 111
gas can 276
gator skin 100
gauze garter 361
gauze shorts 2
Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire 8
gearbox necklace 4
Genalen™ Bottle 69
ghost accordion 7
ghost beer 3
ghost cucumber 23
ghost of a necklace 74
ghost toga 32
ghuol ears 6
ghuol egg 3
ghuol egg quiche 4
ghuol guolash 1
ghuol-ear kabob 3
giant artisanal rice peeler 37
giant cactus quill 30
giant designer sunglasses 6
giant discarded plastic fork 31
giant discarded torn-up glove 33
giant foam finger 57
giant giant moth dust 63
giant grain of protein powder 52
giant gym membership card 32
giant heirloom grape tomato 61
giant jar of protein powder 27
giant marshmallow 1
giant moxie weed 50
giant needle 136
giant penguin keychain 30
giant pinky ring 9
giant safety pin 50
giant spider leg 4
giant turkey leg 44
gibson 16
gin-soaked blotter paper 2
gingerbread bugbear 127
gingerbread horror 5
gingerbread mug 1
gingerbread mutant bugbear 3
gingerbread robot 1
giraffe-necked turtle 26
Glass Balls of the Goblin King 1
glass of baboon milk 28
glass of goat's milk 5
glass of warm milk 2
glittery mascara 46
glob of cream cheese 103
glob of green slime 20
glob of salty molasses 6
glob of spoiled mayo 65
gloomy black mushroom 3
glowing fungus 8
glowing red eye 116
glowing spore pod 5
glyph of athleticism 1
gnatloaf 1
gnatwing 201
gnoll-tooth necklace 1
Gnollish casserole dish 8
Gnollish flyswatter 20
Gnollish pie server 15
Gnollish pie tin 42
Gnollish plunger 17
Gnollish slotted spoon 15
Gnollish toolbox 16
goat cheese 79
goat cheese pizza 33
goat cheese taco 5
goatskin umbrella 30
gob of wet hair 3
goblin autoblowgun 1
goblin hunting spear 6
gold Boozehounds Anonymous token 9
gold lamé pants 4
gold wedding ring 61
golden ring 39
Good 'n' Quiet 1
googly eye 3
goth kid t-shirt 25
GOTO 11
gr8ps 261
grapes 113
grass clippings 3
grassy cutlass 4
Grateful Undead T-shirt 10
grave robbing shovel 37
green and red bean 32
green beer 1
green candy heart 135
green clay bead 91
green glowstick 1
Green Manalishi 66
green pixel potion 5
green smoke bomb 16
gremlin juice 54
gremlin mutagen 1
grimy lab coat 2
grinning turtle 2
grog 3
grouchy restless spirit 59
groupie spangles 2
grue egg 1
grumpy old man charrrm 22
grumpy old man charrrm bracelet 1
grungy bandana 6
grungy flannel shirt 2
guancertina 26
guano coffee cup 9
guard turtle shell 7
guitar pick 79
gummi turtle 52
Gummi-DNA 3
Gummi-Gnauga 1
gun cleaning kit 1
gunpowder burrito 2
gyroscope 1
hair spray 110
hairy staff 1
half of a gold tooth 35
half-baked potion 56
half-melted spoon 17
half-rotten brain 8
half-size scalpel 43
half-sized guitar 4
halfberd 1
ham steak 10
hamethyst 110
hamethyst necklace 3
hamethyst ring 4
hamlet sandwich 69
hand of cards 3
handful of confetti 1
handful of drink tickets 1
handful of hand chalk 4
handful of moss 61
handful of nuts and berries 113
handful of pine needles 204
handful of sand 943
handful of sawdust 67
handful of Smithereens 2
handful of tips 17
handful of walnuts 84
handsomeness potion 7
handyman "hand soap" 1
happiness 14
hard spore pod 3
harem girl t-shirt 8
Hatorade 10
haunted battery 76
haunted paddle-ball 15
hawk 15
head mirror 36
headhunter necktie 23
headless sparrow 6
heart cozy 1
heart-shaped candy whetstone 3
heavy D 182
heavy leather-bound tome 2
heavy necklace chain 5
hedgeturtle 81
Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans 3
hellion cube 145
hellseal claw 89
hellseal whisker 81
helmet recipe 36
helmet turtle 44
hemp candy necklace 3
hemp string 259
henna face paint 20
henna tattoo 2
herb brownies 2
herbal stuffing 2
herbs 124
hermit permit 22
herringcello 14
hill of beans 65
hippo skin buckler 1
hippopotamus pants 3
hippopotamus skin 7
hipposkin poncho 6
Hippy Army MPE 89
hippy bongo 49
hippy medical kit 146
hippy protest button 206
hoarded candy wad 1
Holiday Fun! 2
Hollandaise helmet 19
homeopathic healing powder 2
honey-dew 2
honey-dipped locust 131
horizontal tango 4
hors d'oeuvre tray 11
hot and sour sauce 1
hot buttered roll 3
hot button candy 2
hot coal 22
hot date 1
hot mint schnocolate 1
hot nuggets 142
hot plate 1
hot powder 96
hot spore pod 2
hot wing 4
How to Avoid Scams 1
How to Play Othello 1
huge mosquito proboscis 6
huge spoon 53
hypodermic needle 10
ice-cold Sir Schlitz 263
ice-cold six-pack 3
ice-cold Willer 2
icy katana hilt 35
iGoogly 4
Iiti Kitty phone charm 30
imitation crab crate 12
imitation crab meat 46
imitation White Russian 4
imp air 6
Imp Ale 15
imp unity ring 1
incredibly creepy marionette 2
industrial strength starch 10
inflatable duck 6
ingot turtle 1
inkwell 256
insane tophat 1
intact anemone spike 12
interesting-looking twig 209
invisibility cream 2
irradiated candy cane 5
irradiated turtle 48
irresistibility potion 2
ivory cue ball 1
jabañero-flavored chewing gum 11
jack flapper 2
Jack-O-Lantern beer 14
Jacob's rung 16
jagged scrap metal 42
jagged tooth 1
jam band bootleg 293
jamfish jam 2
jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade 15
jar of anniversary jam 1
jar of fermented pickle juice 6
Jarlsberg's earring 7
jaunty feather 76
jawbruiser 4
jerky coins 2
jewelry-making pliers 22
jingling spore pod 39
jive turkey leg 3
Jocko Homo's head 3
Jolly Roger charrrm 17
Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet 22
jug of hamethyst juice 1
jug of porquoise juice 2
jug-o-magicalness 57
jumbo olive 1
jumping bean taco 3
jungle drum 23
jungle floor wax 150
juniper berries 4
junk food 1
junk yard 2
Junk-Bond 7
junk-mail shirt 1
kamicorpse-ee 3
Kashmir sweater 8
keel-haulin' knife 3
keg shield 68
ketchup 1
ketchup hound 352
kick-ass kicks 38
kickback cookbook 2
killing feather 20
killing jar 29
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M-242 1
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Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II 6
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III 15
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV 3
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V 6
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI 6
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oozenog 4
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Othello's military jacket 2
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overcookie 16
overpriced "imported" beer 3
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PADL Phone 148
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Power-Guy 2000 holo-record 101
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Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket 8
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quantum nanopolymer spider web 1
quantum taco 2
Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit 6
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Really Expensive Jewelry and You 2
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Rock and Roll Legend 6
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rose 2
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Russian Ice 4
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Snow Queen Crown 6
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Source essence 4
Source terminal file: protect.enq 2
Source terminal file: turbo.edu 6
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space marine flash grenade 2
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sparkler 2
special clip: squelchers 2
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Steam Card: Meteoid (#2) 10
Steam Card: Space Trip (#2) 9
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stepmom's booze 4
stick 2
stick of dynamite 10
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stone of eXtreme power 60
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strongness elixir 106
stuffed angry cow 5
stuffed baby gravy fairy 5
stuffed Cheshire bitten 5
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stuffed dodo 1
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stuffed gray blob 6
stuffed hand turkey 4
stuffed key 1
stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech 4
stuffed mind flayer 6
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stuffed red and green pepper (stale) 8
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stuffing 6
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stunt nuts 4
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succulent marrow 2
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suggestive strozzapreti 2
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suntan lotion of moxiousness 274
super salad 3
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supportive bra 5
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t8r tots 238
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Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita 7
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tequila sunrise 35
tequila with training wheels 7
Tesla's Electroplated Beans 2
Texas tea 7
that gum you like 51
The Big Book of Pirate Insults 36
the funk 61
The Lot's engagement ring 3
The Mariachi's guitar case 7
The Pigs holo-record 24
The Spirit of Crimbo 1
theoretical string 13
thermos of brew 1
thick walrus blubber 12
Thinknerd T-Shirt 1
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third-hand nunchaku 1
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throwing knife 34
throwing spoon 27
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Thwaitgold bee statuette 1
Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette 1
Thwaitgold bug statuette 7
Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette 1
Thwaitgold chigger statuette 2
Thwaitgold cockroach statuette 7
Thwaitgold listening bug statuette 1
Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette 1
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Thwaitgold moth statuette 1
Thwaitgold nymph statuette 4
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Thwaitgold time fly statuette 1
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tiny bindle 1
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tiny bomb 11
tiny bottle of absinthe 11
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tiny dancer 26
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tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf 1
tiny glowing red nose 1
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tiny house 567
tiny maracas 1
tiny ninja sword 1
tiny plastic 11 Dealer 1
tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf 1
tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo 1
tiny plastic angry vikings 1
tiny plastic anime smiley 1
tiny plastic astronomer 1
tiny plastic Axe Wound 2
tiny plastic bad vibe 1
tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth 1
tiny plastic beanbat 1
tiny plastic Beelzebozo 1
tiny plastic Best Game Ever 1
tiny plastic Black Knight 1
tiny plastic blooper 2
tiny plastic Bonerdagon 1
tiny plastic brainsweeper 2
tiny plastic Café Elf 1
tiny plastic Cheshire bat 1
tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite 1
tiny plastic cocoabo 2
tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ 1
tiny plastic Crimbo caroler 1
tiny plastic Crimbo Casino 1
tiny plastic Crimbo cheer 1
tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva 1
tiny plastic Crimborgatron 1
tiny plastic demoninja 4
tiny plastic Dolph Bossin 1
tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" 1
tiny plastic Duke Starkiller 8
tiny plastic fat stack of cash 1
tiny plastic fax machine 1
tiny plastic Felonia 1
tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus 1
tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker 4
tiny plastic fruit golem 2
tiny plastic G Imp 2
tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej 1
tiny plastic Gary Claybender 5
tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick 2
tiny plastic ghuol whelp 1
tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers 3
tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire 1
tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser 2
tiny plastic GORM-8 1
tiny plastic grue 1
tiny plastic handsome mariachi 2
tiny plastic Hellion 1
tiny plastic hobo elf 1
tiny plastic Iiti Kitty 1
tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. 1
tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter 1
tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl 2
tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist 3
tiny plastic Knott Yeti 1
tiny plastic Knows About Chakras 1
tiny plastic Krampus 1
tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box 1
tiny plastic leprechaun 1
tiny plastic Mer-kin baker 1
tiny plastic mime executive 1
tiny plastic mime functionary 1
tiny plastic mime scientist 1
tiny plastic mime soldier 1
tiny plastic Mirth 1
tiny plastic Mob Penguin 1
tiny plastic Mr. Mination 1
tiny plastic multi-level marketer 1
tiny plastic mutant elf 1
tiny plastic ninja snowman 4
tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy 1
tiny plastic orphan 1
tiny plastic Penny 1
tiny plastic Protagonist 5
tiny plastic reindeer 1
tiny plastic Rudolph the Red 1
tiny plastic scary clown 1
tiny plastic sea elf 1
tiny plastic senile lihc 2
tiny plastic Spam Witch 2
tiny plastic spiny skelelton 3
tiny plastic spooky vampire 1
tiny plastic Spunky Princess 1
tiny plastic stab bat 3
tiny plastic strand of DNA 1
tiny plastic taco cat 1
tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf 1
tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski 1
tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare 1
tiny plastic Toybot 1
tiny plastic Trouser Snake 2
tiny plastic warbear 1
tiny plastic warbear fortress 1
tiny plastic whitesnake 2
tiny plastic wild beaver 1
tiny plastic Your Brain 1
tiny plastic yuleviathan 1
tiny plastic zmobie 2
tiny shaker of salt 7
tip jar 19
tisket 1
titanium assault umbrella 42
toast 82
toast with jam 2
tobiko pocky 1
tofu casserole 10
tofurkey gravy 18
tofurkey leg 8
tofurkey nugget 1
Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste 38
tomato daiquiri 7
tommy gun 10
tongue depressor 20
tonic djinn 45
tonic water 32
tooth 2
top 5
tortoboggan 5
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toy hoverpad 10
toy mercenary 1
toy sixgun 2
traditional Crimbo cookie 9
transparent nog 2
tree-eating kite 5
triangular CRIMBCOOKIE 1
troll britches 14
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tropical orchid 1
tropical paperweight 1
tropical wrapping paper 1
true grit 21
tube of cranberry Go-Goo 2
tube of hair oil 3
Tuesday's ruby 24
turtle pheromones 23
turtle totem 49
turtle wax 13
turtle wax greaves 2
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turtling rod 5
tuxedo shirt 4
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twinkly powder 145
twist of lime 1
two meat muck 3
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ultimate ultimate frisbee 1
ultra-deluxe cupcake 1
unbearable light 1
Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix 110
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underwater slingshot 8
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unidentified jerky 2
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unquiet spirits 1
unrequired jacket 14
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unstable quark 1
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Valentine 1
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vampire chowder 52
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velcro paddle ball 1
vertebra of the Bonerdagon 23
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very small red dress 346
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vial of porquoise juice 3
vial of The Glistening 22
Victor's Spoils 3
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vinegar 25
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vinyl ore 2
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vodka and tonic 12
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voodoo snuff 4
vorpal blade 24
WA 1
wad of tofu 94
walkie-talkie 1
walrus-tusk earring 3
wand of pigification 5
war tongs 14
warbear battery 11
warbear bearserker potion 8
warbear hoverbelt 1
warbear hoverbelt piecepart 6
warbear liquid overcoat 8
warbear metalworking primer 1
warbear sequential gaiety distribution system 1
warbear wardance potion 9
warehouse clerk's glasses 3
warm mushroom 8
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water pipe bomb 862
water purification pills 5
water wings 4
water-polo cap 1
waterlogged stuffing 2
Wax Flask 3
Way More Tears™ pepper spray 22
weremoose spit 3
wet stew 1
whalebone corset 1
Whatsian Ionic Pliers 20
whatsit-covered turtle shell 8
whimpering willow bark 3
whip kit 21
whiskey and cola 7
whiskey and soda 5
whiskey sour 8
whiskey squeeze 2
white Canadian 1
white candy heart 116
white chocolate chip cookies 5
white chocolate chips 43
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white collar 16
white hat hacker T-shirt 6
white lightning 17
white money bag 22
white picket fence 27
white satin shield 20
white snake skin 66
white sword 31
white tulip 3
whole turkey leg 14
Whoompa Fur Pants 18
wicker shield 156
wind-up ensign 11
wind-up navigation droid 2
wind-up vampire teeth 7
wind-up Whatsian robot 10
wine spritzer 8
Wint-O-Fresh mint 162
wintergreen-flavored potato chips 2
witch wart 2
witty rapier 8
wolf mask 36
wolfman mask 7
wooden axe 1
wooden stakes 22
wool hat 28
world's smallest violin 14
worn tophat 15
woven baling wire bracelets 5
wrench bracelet 18
wumpus-hair net 1
wussiness potion 192
yak anorak 6
yak skin 4
yak toupee 3
yak whip 1
yakskin buckler 1
yakskin pants 4
yam candy 3
Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick 78
ye olde golde frontes 1
Ye Olde Meade 47
Ye Olde Medieval Insult 97
Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher 2
yellow candy heart 97
yellow matter custard 1
yellow plastic hard hat 1
yeti fur 204
yo 1
yo-yo 3
yohohoyo 3
yule gruel 1
Yummy Tummy bean 137
Ze™ goggles 20
zen motorcycle 4
Zim Merman's guitar 1
zmobie 19