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Display Case for SwordsRCool (#1083774)

This player is ranked #396 for Most Total Items with a total of 446,052 items.
This player is ranked #195 for Most Unique Items with a total of 3,594 items.

This player is a member of the clan The State Department.

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SwordsRCool (#1083774)

This player has 3,594 unique items and 446,052 total items in his/her display case.

	Item	Quantity
	"DEBBIE" tattoo kit	1
	"DRINK ME" potion	257
	"KICK ME" sign	3
	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	2
	1-ball	7
	1.21 jigawatts	3
	11-leaf clover	93
	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	9
	18-picohertz resonator crystal	1
	1952 Mickey Mantle card	420
	2-ball	9
	3-ball	22
	30669 scroll	16
	33398 scroll	50
	334 scroll	41
	37x37x37 puzzle cube	333
	4-ball	19
	4:20 bomb	4
	5-ball	11
	6-ball	2
	64067 scroll	400
	7-ball	47
	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	7
	8-ball	68
	9-ball	5
	99.44% pure math	1
	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
	abominable snowcone	2
	absentee voter ballot	15
	abstraction: action	38
	accord ion	1
	accordion file	1
	Accordion of Jordion	1
	accordionoid rocca	2
	acid-squirting flower	2
	actual blood sausage	6
	actual reality goggles	47
	adorable seal larva	1
	Affirmation Cookie	38
	Agitated Turkey	1
	airblaster gun	82
	alabaster bishop	20
	alabaster king	10
	alabaster knight	33
	alabaster pawn	14
	alabaster queen	12
	alabaster rook	33
	Alewife™ Ale	5
	Alice's Army Alchemist	2
	Alice's Army Bowman	2
	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	5
	Alice's Army Guard	1
	Alice's Army Halberder	1
	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
	Alice's Army Ninja	1
	Alice's Army Nurse	1
	Alice's Army Page	1
	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
	Alice's Army Swordsman	20
	Alice's Army Wallman	1
	alien gemstone	3
	all-purpose flower	500
	almost-dead walkie-talkie	1,497
	amber aviator shades	5
	ammonite fossil	1
	ancient calendar fragment	13
	ancient redwood	1
	Ancient Saucehelm	2
	Ankh of Badahnkadh	2
	anniversary balloon	523
	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
	anniversary burlap belt	1
	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
	anniversary concrete fedora	1
	anniversary pewter cape	1
	anniversary safety glass vest	1
	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
	anticheese	21
	antimatter wad	1
	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	2
	antique accordion	2
	antique beer	1
	antique bottle opener	2
	antique Canadian lantern	2
	antique helmet	2
	antique machete	4
	antique nutcracker beard	1
	antique nutcracker boots	1
	antique nutcracker epaulets	1
	antique nutcracker figurine	2
	antique nutcracker hat	2
	antique nutcracker sword	2
	antique record album	2
	antique shield	1
	apathetic lizardman doll	100
	aquamariner's necklace	1
	aquamariner's ring	2
	Arrrmetia trading card	18
	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	151
	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	10
	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	76
	Artist's Spatula of Despair	51
	Artist's Whisk of Misery	3
	asbestos crossbow string	1
	asbestos sword	9
	asbestos sword hilt	2
	asbestos thermos	1
	Asleep in the Cemetery	5
	asparagus knife	53
	asteroid belt	10
	Atomic Comic	4
	Atomic Pop	13
	atomic vector plotter	1
	attorney's badge	2
	automatic catapult	5
	baby killer bee	9
	BACON	25,711
	baconstone earring	10
	baconstone pendant	8
	baconstone ring	10
	bad vibroknife	2
	badass belt	17
	bag of bones	17
	bag of Cheat-Os	20
	bag of gross foreign snacks	813
	bag of many confections	94
	bag of park garbage	1,328
	bag of pygmy blood	10
	bag of sausage links	1
	bag of W&Ws	10
	baggie of powdered sugar	1
	ball	135
	balloon helmet	1
	balloon sword	23
	ballpark hot daub	7
	bamboo bokuto	129
	banana milkshake	5
	banana peel	32
	banjo strings	1
	bar skin	12
	barbed-wire fence	28
	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	8
	barrel beryl choker	1
	barrel beryl nose ring	1
	barrel beryl ring	1
	barrel-aged martini	10
	barrrnacle	1
	bartender skull	2
	bartender-skull-in-the-box	2
	baseball	14
	basic meat sword	41
	bastard baster	11
	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	8
	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	25
	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	2
	bat-ass leather jacket	1
	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	17
	batblade	20
	battered Crimbo Crate	4
	battery (AA)	21
	battery (AAA)	14
	battery-powered drill	16
	bazooka cozy	1
	bazookafish bubble gum	79
	beach ball marble	2
	Beach Buck	1
	beach glass bead	3
	beach glass necklace	1
	beanbag chair	3
	bed of coals	2
	beer goggles	107
	beer helmet	22
	beer lens	260
	beer-battered accordion	12
	beertini	1
	beery blood	20
	beholed bedsheet	7
	beige clambroth marble	6
	bejeweled cufflinks	12
	bejeweled pledge pin	5
	belemnite fossil	2
	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
	bellhop's hat	16
	Belt of Howling Anger	3
	Better Than Cuddling Cake	5
	bezoar ring	4
	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	26
	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	31
	BGE merchandise order form	5
	BGE temporary tattoo	4
	BGE tiny plastic toy	20
	bi-lateral logic compressor	2
	Bicycle	2
	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	11
	big bad voodoo mask	2
	big bass drum	3
	big red clown nose	8
	big rock	14
	big stirring stick	9
	bigger stick	9
	bilge wine	2
	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	8
	bird rib	1
	bishop cookie	5
	bite-me-red lipstick	2
	black & tan	4
	black blade	30
	black BRICKO brick	22
	black candy heart	1
	black catseye marble	2
	black cloak	13
	black Crimbo ball	200
	black forest cake	1
	black forest ham	1
	black gold	4
	black greaves	1
	black helmet	1
	black label	16
	black mana	44
	black pixel	274
	black plastic oyster egg	5
	black pudding	1
	black shield	2
	black snake skin	1
	black snowcone	19
	black spot	1
	black sword	38
	black tear	49
	black-and-blue light	229
	blackberry combat boots	3
	blackberry galoshes	2
	blackberry moccasins	1
	Blackfly Chardonnay	7
	blammer	2
	blank prescription sheet	47
	blind-packed capsule toy	100
	Bling of the New Wave	1
	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
	blob of acid	1
	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	9
	Blood 'n' Plenty	1
	blood and blood	5
	blood flower	6
	Blood Light	21
	blood snowcone	1
	blood-faced volleyball	3
	blood-red mushroom wine	6
	blood-soaked sponge cake	1
	bloodstick	1
	bloody clown pants	4
	bloody mary	2
	blue class ring	4
	blue lava globs	6
	blue mana	24
	blue pixel	995
	blue pixel potion	35
	blue plasma ball	220
	blue plastic baby	5
	blue potion	11
	blue pumps	1
	blue shell	6
	blue snowcone	91
	blueberry muffin	1
	blunt cat claw	1
	blunt icepick	5
	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
	boiling hot cocoa	12
	bone abacus	2
	bone chips	59
	Bonerdagon necklace	1
	Bonestabber	17
	book of matches	403
	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	2
	boot knife	72
	BOOtonniere	3
	booty chest charrrm	121
	booty chest charrrm bracelet	14
	booze drive button	1
	booze mailing list	1
	booze-soaked cherry	1
	Boozehounds Anonymous token	8
	borg sock monkey	2
	Boris's key lime pie	1
	Boris's ring	3
	borrowed time	62
	Boss Bat bling	1
	Boss Bat britches	1
	bottle of alcohol	3
	bottle of anís	35
	bottle of antifreeze	13
	bottle of black cat tonic	1
	bottle of Blank-Out	29
	bottle of Bloodweiser	1
	bottle of clam juice	18
	bottle of Cochon Noir	8
	bottle of cooking sherry	3
	bottle of Crimbognac	13
	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
	bottle of Evermore	4
	bottle of extra-strength melodramamine	2
	bottle of fire	992
	bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA	5
	bottle of gin	6
	bottle of Greedy Dog	5
	bottle of gregnadigne	23
	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1
	bottle of Lambada Lambic	15
	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	11
	bottle of lighter fluid	277
	bottle of melodramamine	1
	bottle of moontan lotion	4
	bottle of Mystic Shell	4
	bottle of novelty hot sauce	1
	bottle of Old Pugilist	16
	bottle of Ooze-O	1
	bottle of peppermint schnapps	48
	bottle of perfume	1
	bottle of pirate juice	3
	bottle of popskull	11
	bottle of Race Car Red	2
	bottle of Rapier Witbier	2
	bottle of sewage schnapps	2
	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	2
	bottle of ultravitamins	5
	bottle of whiskey	1
	bottle opener belt buckle	1
	bottled Vampire Vintner	2
	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
	bowl full of jelly	2
	bowl of Bounty-Os	1
	bowl of mummy guts	8
	bowling ball	13
	box	55
	box of hickory chips	44
	box of Pokëmann band-aids	436
	box of sunshine	39
	box turtle	4
	box-in-the-box	1
	boxed wine	10
	Boxing Day Pass	10
	boxing glove	7
	boxing-glove-in-a-box	1
	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	56
	brainy skull	3
	Bram's choker	1
	brand new key	2
	brass bung spigot	1
	bread man	3
	bread mold	7
	bread pie	1,000
	breaded beer	3
	breakfast mess	64
	breath mint	166
	brick	1
	brick of sand	20
	BRICKO bat	5
	BRICKO brick	17,326
	BRICKO elephant	1
	BRICKO eye brick	1,148
	BRICKO hat	10
	BRICKO ooze	1
	BRICKO pearl	127
	BRICKO python	2
	BRICKO reactor	1
	BRICKO sword	245
	BRICKO trunk	206
	BRICKO turtle	21
	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	4
	broberry brogurt	40
	brocolate brogurt	1
	broken BRICKO brick	49
	broken chocolate pocketwatch	2
	broken clock	3
	broken high-temperature mining drill	17
	broken skull	211
	broken sword	18
	bronze breastplate	1
	brown crock marble	22
	brown felt tophat	10
	brown paper bag mask	85
	brown paper pants	134
	brown pixel	268
	brown plastic baby	16
	browser cookie	133
	bubble-wrap simulator	6
	bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	1
	bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	1
	bubblewrap ore	46
	bubblewrap sword	37
	bubblin' crude	60
	bubbling tempura batter	1
	bucket of anniversary lard	1
	bucket of wine	6
	buckler buckle	4
	buckyball	3
	buffalo blade	10
	bugbear beanie	6
	bugbear bungguard	2
	bugbear purification pill	10
	bugged bÃ¶n±Ã©t	1
	bugged balaclava	4
	Bulky Buddy Box	2
	bull blubber	4
	bullet-proof corduroys	1
	bum cheek	22
	bumblebee marble	10
	bunch of bananas	2
	bunch of sea grapes	71
	bunch of square grapes	4
	bundle of "fragrant" herbs	1
	bunny liver	39
	burnt flower	3
	bus pass	3
	Bustle Hustler	4
	butterfly knife	14
	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	2
	C.H.U.M. chum	2
	C.H.U.M. knife	9
	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
	calle de miel with a fly in it	2
	can of Adultwitch™	1
	can of Drooling Monk	8
	can of fake snow	1
	can of Impetuous Scofflaw	8
	can of maces	1
	can of Swiller	4
	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	17
	Candicaine	1
	candied kobold	17
	candied yam pinky ring	2
	candied yams	2
	candy brain	4
	candy cane	2
	candy cane candygram	6
	candy crayons	8
	candy dress shoes	3
	candy drive button	1
	candy harmonica	5
	candy knife	63
	candy necktie	50
	candy skeleton	48
	candy UFOs	4
	cannonball charrrm	63
	cannonball charrrm bracelet	39
	capacitor relay	21
	capped blue lava bottle	4
	capped green lava bottle	4
	capped red lava bottle	9
	carbonated water lily	3
	cardboard box turtle	1
	cardboard katana	20
	cardboard staff	60
	cardboard sword	15
	cardboard wakizashi	2
	casino pass	5
	centurion helmet	3
	Cerebral Cloche	1
	chain-mail monokini	6
	chakra sludge	12
	cheap cigar butt	5
	cheap studded belt	218
	cheap sunglasses	116
	cheap toaster	2
	cheer extractor	1
	cheer-o-gram	14
	Cheer-Up soda	19
	cheerful antler hat	2
	cheerful Crimbo sweater	13
	cheezburger	2
	chef skull	3
	chef's hat	96
	chef-in-the-box	1
	chef-skull-in-the-box	1
	cherry pie	7
	chewable paper	323
	children of the candy corn	6
	chintzy accordion pin	1
	chintzy disco ball pendant	3
	chintzy noodle ring	1
	chintzy seal pendant	27
	chintzy turtle brooch	1
	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	3
	chiptune guitar	16
	chitinous pod	3
	Choco-Mint patty	231
	chocolate "Phoenix"	23
	chocolate bowtie	24
	chocolate chip muffin	2
	chocolate cow bone	8
	chocolate disco ball	75
	chocolate filthy lucre	34
	chocolate leash	8
	chocolate Ogre Chieftain	8
	chocolate pasta spoon	305
	chocolate pocketwatch	3
	chocolate rabbit's foot	28
	chocolate saucepan	59
	chocolate seal-clubbing club	71
	chocolate Spider Queen	23
	chocolate spurs	50
	chocolate stolen accordion	68
	chocolate turtle totem	57
	chocolate-covered caviar	12
	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	9
	chocolate-stained collar	15
	Chori Zo trading card	110
	chorizo brownies	1
	chrome crossbow string	5
	chrome meat stack	1
	chrome ore	3
	chrome stick	1
	chrome sword	16
	chrome sword hilt	1
	Chroner	1,815
	Chroner trigger	1
	chunk of depleted Grimacite	2
	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	11
	clay peace-sign bead	2
	Claybender glasses	3
	clear Russian	1,000
	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	6
	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	2
	clock-cleaning hammer	1
	clockwork bartender head	1
	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	33
	clockwork chef-in-the-box	41
	clockwork claws	5
	clockwork clockwise dome	8
	clockwork counterclockwise dome	10
	clockwork detective skull	3
	clockwork doohickey	2
	clockwork endoskeleton	4
	clockwork handle	21
	clockwork hat	1
	clockwork key	5
	clockwork maid	11
	clockwork maid head	1
	clockwork pants	15
	clockwork pirate skull	5
	clockwork rings	13
	clockwork rod	11
	clockwork shank	4
	clockwork sheet	12
	clockwork spine	28
	clockwork sword	36
	clockwork thingamajig	16
	clockwork trench coat	4
	clockwork widget	5
	clove-flavored lip balm	2
	clown hammer	3
	club necklace	18
	club of the five seasons	14
	club sandwich	8
	clutch of dodecapede eggs	47
	cocoa egg	13
	cocoa eggshell fragment	50
	coconut bikini top	1
	coconut shell	4,121
	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	8
	Codpiece of the Goblin King	2
	cog	18
	cog and sprocket assembly	10
	Coinspiracy	5
	Colander of Em-er'il	1
	cold hi mein	1
	cold ninja mask	3
	cold seal sweat	7
	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	6
	colored-light "necklace"	2
	comb jelly	2
	combat lover's locket lockbox	1
	comfy coffin	8
	comfy pillow	1
	commemorative war stein	5
	complicated lock impression	1
	compounded experience	1
	compressed air canister	1
	compression stocking	3
	confiscated cell phone	45
	confiscated comic book	453
	confiscated love note	7
	confusing LED clock	489
	congratulatory cake	7
	Convincing People You Can See The Future	1
	cookie cookie	3
	cool hot cocoa	7
	cooling iron helmet	1
	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	3
	copper ha'penny charrrm	34
	copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	5
	corn holder	2
	Cornbeefadon	3
	corned-beef Reuben	12
	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	10
	Corpse Island iced tea	6
	corpse on the beach	7
	corpsebite	8
	corpsedriver	3
	corpsetini	6
	corrupted data	1
	corrupted stardust	1
	Cosmic Calorie	38
	costume sword	26
	cottage	13
	cotton candy cone	54
	cotton candy cordial	5
	cotton candy pillow	5
	cotton candy pinch	21
	cotton candy plug	27
	cotton candy skoshe	30
	cotton candy smidgen	3
	crêepy mask	14
	cranberry cordial	70
	cranberry cylinder	50
	cranberry margarita (brackish)	200
	cranberry schnapps	12
	crappy brain	122
	crappy waiter disguise	12
	crate of firebombs	4
	crayon shavings	1
	crazy hobo notebook	693
	cream pie	1
	creepy doll head	6
	creepy ginger ale	1
	creepy voice box	1
	creepy voodoo doll	7,897
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	5
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	18
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	14
	CRIMBCOIDS mints	5
	CRIMBCOLOAF	9
	Crimbo candied pecan	301
	Crimbo candle	2
	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	23
	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	5
	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	6
	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	2
	Crimbo dog sweater	1
	Crimbo Factory surprise box	60
	Crimbo fudge	284
	Crimbo paste	4
	Crimbo peppermint bark	199
	Crimbo pie	5
	Crimbo salad	36
	Crimbo smile	1
	Crimbo stockings	1
	Crimbo tattoo kit	3
	Crimbo ukulele	2
	Crimbo wreath	6
	Crimbojito	3
	Crimbolex watch	2
	Crimbomega drive chain	16
	Crimbonium fuel rod	29
	Crimbot battery	180
	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	102
	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	47
	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	64
	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	1
	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	1
	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	6
	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	3
	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	39
	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	6
	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	74
	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	45
	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	9
	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	1
	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	15
	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	57
	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	57
	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	51
	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	1
	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	11
	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	7
	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	6
	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	68
	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	71
	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	171
	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	187
	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	45
	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	36
	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	8
	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	49
	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	18
	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	24
	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	2
	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	2
	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	6
	Crimboween memo	45
	Crimboysters Rockefeller	2
	crossbow string	4
	Crown of the Goblin King	10
	crusty hula hoop	1
	crystal belt buckle	2
	crystal skull	103
	crystalline cheer	169
	crystalline light bulb	1
	crystalline seal eye	2
	CSA discount card	100
	CSA obedience grenade	1,501
	cubic zirconia	6
	cup of hickory chicory	4
	cup of lukewarm tea	1
	cupcake-in-a-cup	5
	cuppa Activi tea	2
	cuppa Alacri tea	5
	cuppa Boo tea	13
	cuppa Chari tea	5
	cuppa Craft tea	24
	cuppa Cruel tea	2
	cuppa Dexteri tea	10
	cuppa Flamibili tea	8
	cuppa Flexibili tea	10
	cuppa Frost tea	8
	cuppa Gill tea	2
	cuppa Impregnabili tea	16
	cuppa Improprie tea	21
	cuppa Insani tea	20
	cuppa Irritabili tea	26
	cuppa Loyal tea	1
	cuppa Mana tea	34
	cuppa Mediocri tea	11
	cuppa Monstrosi tea	11
	cuppa Morbidi tea	20
	cuppa Nas tea	41
	cuppa Net tea	25
	cuppa Neuroplastici tea	42
	cuppa Obscuri tea	3
	cuppa Physicali tea	39
	cuppa Proprie tea	29
	cuppa Serendipi tea	1
	cuppa Sobrie tea	8
	cuppa Toast tea	22
	cuppa Uncertain tea	18
	cuppa Vitali tea	25
	cuppa Voraci tea	3
	cuppa Wit tea	4
	cuppa Yet tea	40
	curmudgel	1
	cursed black pearl onion	3
	cursed bottle of black-label rum	2
	cursed bottle of rum	8
	cursed cannonball	27
	cursed dirty joke scroll	57
	cursed piece of thirteen	16
	cursed scrunchie	1
	cursed sea biscuit	82
	cute meteoroid	16
	cyan seashell	130
	cyborg stompin' boot	7
	cylindrical mold	6
	D roll	344
	d10	150
	d12	119
	d20	411
	d4	20
	d6	50
	d8	211
	daily dungeon malware	2
	daisy	2,103
	damp old wallet	1
	dance card	22
	dark baconstone ring	19
	dark hamethyst ring	8
	dark porquoise ring	2
	Das Überkühlraum trading card	38
	deactivated MicroMechaMech	2
	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
	deactivated putty buddy	1
	dead guy's memento	3
	dead guy's piece of double-sided tape	3
	dead guy's watch	10
	dead lights pie	40
	deadly lampshade	1
	decaying goldfish liver	7
	decaying wooden paddle	1
	decent brain	63
	deck of tropical cards	10
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	decorative fountain	12
	deed to Oliver's Place	2
	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	62
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	delectable fire ant	31
	delicious salad	4
	delicious shimmering moth	2
	delicious stinkbug	5
	demon skin	12
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	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	2
	dense meat sword	9
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	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
	depleted uranium seal figurine	1
	designer handbag	10
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	dethklok	24
	devilish folio	70
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	digital key lime pie	10
	dill	11
	dingy planks	301
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	disco horoscope (Gemini)	1
	disco horoscope (Libra)	9
	disco horoscope (Pisces)	1
	disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	1
	disco horoscope (Scorpio)	1
	disco horoscope (Taurus)	1
	disco horoscope (Virgo)	1
	disco mask	7,374
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	Disgeist	94
	disintegrating quill pen	30
	disintegrating sheet music	184
	distilled fortified wine	2
	distressed denim pants	91
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	Divine	2
	divine blowout	4
	divine can of silly string	510
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	divine champagne popper	8
	divine cracker	10
	divine noisemaker	16
	Dogsgotnonoz pills	15
	dollar sign	1
	dollar-sign bag	286
	dollhive	2
	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	2
	Dolphin King's crown	1
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	donated candy	915
	donated food	176
	donkey flipbook	37
	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	6
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	double-barreled sling	1
	double-ice box	1
	double-ice cap	2
	drab sonata	11
	draggin' ball hat	4
	Dramatic™ range	10
	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	32
	Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	1
	Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	1
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	Dreadsylvanian hemlock	2
	Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	2
	Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket	1
	dried face	3
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	drive-by shooting	2
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	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	1
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	droopy doll eye	8
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	drum of tommy ammo	10
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	Drunkula's bell	1
	dry noodles	1,605
	drywall axe	9
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	ducha de oro	5
	duck-on-a-string	4
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	dude ranch souvenir crate	3
	dull fish scale	351
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	dusty bottle of Marsala	15
	dusty bottle of Merlot	42
	dusty bottle of Muscat	25
	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	20
	dusty bottle of Port	26
	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	14
	dusty Crimbo crate	40
	dwarf bread	40
	Dyspepsi-Cola	6
	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	11
	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	2
	eagle feather	500
	ear candle	40
	Earring of Fire	3
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	easter egg balloon	15
	Eau de Guaneau	2
	Ecto-Cooler	1
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	effluvious emerald	7
	eggman noodles	7
	eggnog	2
	eggwater	3
	El Vibrato power sphere	24
	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	2
	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	7
	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	24
	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	20
	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	11
	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	14
	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	7
	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	5
	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	57
	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	49
	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	40
	elderly jawbreaker	1
	eldritch concentrate	3
	eldritch dough	19
	eldritch effluvium	363
	eldritch elixir	3
	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	2
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	electronic dulcimer pants	14
	electronics kit	2,396
	elegant nightstick	1
	elemental caipiroska	121
	elemental sugarcube	127
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	elven cellocello	1
	elven hardtack	23
	elven medi-pack	442
	elven squeeze	28
	EMD holo-record	5
	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	352
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	enchanted bean	32
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	enormous belt buckle	18
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	epic wad	5
	equal sign	4
	ert grey goo ring	3
	essential cameraderie	65
	essential soy	22
	essential tofu	6
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	eternal knot tattoo	1
	evil teddy bear	8
	evil teddy bear sewing kit	17
	exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton	29
	exotic jungle fruit	50
	exotic orchid	117
	exotic travel brochure	18
	experimental serum G-9	21
	experimental serum P-00	22
	expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	2
	expired can of franks 'n' beans	1
	extra-fancy ring setting	10
	extra-greasy slider	8
	extra-heavy BRICKO brick	113
	extra-see-thru nightie	15
	extra-strength red potion	10
	extra-strength rubber bands	1
	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	7
	eXtreme meat sword	22
	eXtreme mittens	6
	eXtreme nose ring	1
	eXtreme scarf	4
	extremely confusing manual	49
	extremely wet T-shirt	5
	Eye and a Twist	2
	eye of the Tiger-lily	1
	eyedrops of the ocelot	14
	eyepatch	14
	f3d0r4	3
	facsimile dictionary	11
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	fake fake vomit	6
	fake hand	5
	fake plastic grass	13
	fake washboard	3
	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	4
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	fancy blue potion	5
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	fancy chocolate car	10
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	fancy schmancy cheese sauce	1
	fancy seashell necklace	156
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	FDKOL commendation	2
	FDKOL hotcakes	10
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	fertilized ghuol egg	4
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	figurine of a charred seal	2
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	figurine of a shadowy seal	7
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	figurine of a stinking seal	4
	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	2
	figurine of an ancient seal	1
	figurine of an armored seal	1
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	filigreed hamethyst necklace	17
	filigreed hamethyst ring	16
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	fire of unknown origin	333
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	firebomb	121
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	fishelada	1,000
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	Flamin' Whatshisname	4
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	flaming sword	13
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	Flaskfull of Hollow	293
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	foetid seal tear	10
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	folder (cyan)	2
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	folder (owl)	3
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	folder (Seawolf)	33
	folder (skull and crossbones)	6
	folder (space skeleton)	54
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	folder (sportsballs)	42
	folder (Stinky Trash Kid)	32
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	fossilized bat skull	5
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	fossilized limb	26
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	fossilized wing	55
	fossilized wyrm skull	10
	Frankly Mr. Shank	30
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	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	21
	Freddy Kruegerand	18
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	freshwater pearl necklace	14
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	Friendly Turkey	5
	frightful feather	128
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	Frogade	103
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	Frosty's arm	1
	Frosty's frosty mug	3
	Frosty's old silk hat	1
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	frozen banquet	2
	frozen feather	78
	frozen nunchaku	1
	frozen seal spine	28
	frozen turtle shell	96
	fruit bat	1
	fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	1
	fudge-shaped hole in space-time	15
	fudgecule	24
	fudgecycle	2
	full lava bottle	25
	full meat tank	2
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	furry green turtle	5
	furry halo	10
	fusilli marrownarrow	2
	future drug: Muscularactum	31
	future drug: Smartinex	23
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	Fuzzby	1
	fuzzy busby	3
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	Game Grid token	156
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	Gathered Meat-Clip	301
	gauze garter	966
	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	11
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	Gene Tonic: Constellation	50
	Gene Tonic: Humanoid	1,300
	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	50
	generic healing potion	1,100
	generic mana potion	11,772
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	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	2
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	ghostly dagger	5
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	giant book of ancient carols	44
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	giant discarded plastic fork	9
	giant discarded torn-up glove	5
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	giant grain of protein powder	64
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	giant gym membership card	20
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	giant needle	27
	giant O	1
	giant penguin keychain	11
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	giant red gummi ingot	1
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	giant tube of black lipstick	3
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	giant yellow gummi ingot	1
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	gilded ancient cursed key	18
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	gin-soaked blotter paper	2
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	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	3
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	glass of warm water	2
	glass pie plate	8
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	glimmering great tit feather	6
	glimmering penguin feather	5
	glimmering phoenix feather	5
	glimmering raven feather	55
	glimmering roc feather	5
	glistening fish meat	1
	glistening oyster egg	16
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	glob of enchanted icing	19
	glob of green slime	4
	glob of melted wax	1
	glob of spoiled mayo	1
	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	2
	glow-in-the-dark necklace	253
	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	3
	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
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	glowing fungus	6
	glowing red eye	73
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	Gnollish toolbox	54
	Gnomish toolbox	74
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	goat beard	4
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	Golden Kokomo Resort Chip	4
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	golden plastic oyster egg	3
	golden ring	35
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	gooified mineral matter	45
	gooified vegetable matter	43
	Gorillape	1
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	government candy shipment	6
	government food shipment	6
	government-issued night-vision goggles	1
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	grassy cutlass	5
	Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	16
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	gravy boat	2
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	Great Older Fashioned	1
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	green BRICKO brick	1,392
	green clay bead	93
	green cloth cap	5
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	green glowstick	2
	green gummi ingot	167
	green lava globs	29
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	green marshmallow	40
	green peawee marble	90
	green pixel	772
	green pixel potion	52
	green pixie spog	9
	green rocket	44
	green seashell	29
	green snowcone	10
	Grim Brothers' story book	21
	grim fairy tale	24
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	grogpagne	16
	Groll doll	10
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	grue egg	16
	grumpy old man charrrm	154
	grumpy old man charrrm bracelet	3
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	guano coffee cup	16
	guard turtle shell	4
	guitar pick	5
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	gummi snake	2
	gummi sword	29
	Gummi-Gnauga	2
	gunner's daughter	12
	guy made of bee pollen	11
	Guzzlr application	2
	gym membership card	1,750
	hacked gibson	16
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	haggis-infused soap	416
	haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	204
	haiku katana	1
	Hairpiece On Fire	13
	Half a Purse	3
	half of a gold tooth	20
	half-baked potion	19
	half-melted spoon	3
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	hamethyst	4
	hamethyst bracelet	1
	hamethyst earring	22
	hamethyst necklace	14
	hamethyst ring	13
	hammerus	1
	Hand in Glove	5
	hand-crafted candy cane	1
	hand-knitted Crimbo socks	1
	handful of confetti	12
	handful of drink tickets	67
	handful of hand chalk	88
	handful of honey	2
	handful of moss	9
	handful of nuts and berries	3
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	handful of sand	8
	handful of sawdust	17
	handful of tips	3
	handful of walnuts	7
	happiness	1
	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	569
	hardened slime pants	1
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	haunted bottle of vodka	11
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	haunted gimlet	3
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	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	127
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	heart of rock and roll	1
	heart of the volcano	4
	heart-shaped balloon	500
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	heat-resistant sheet metal	52
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	heavy leather-bound tome	2
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	heavy-duty Crimbot aerial	10
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	Hell and How I Bent It	1
	hell in a bucket	5
	Hell ramen	5
	Hellfire Spicy Beans	1
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	hellseal claw	102
	hellseal whisker	325
	helmet recipe	14
	helmet turtle	7,145
	hep waders	5
	herbal stuffing	5
	herbs	420
	hermedisiac cologne	28
	hermit factoid	6
	hermit permit	3
	Hide-rox™ cookie	1
	hideous egg	1
	high-energy mining laser	42
	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	19
	high-test fishing line	25
	Hippy Army MPE	2
	hippy protest button	1
	hobo fortress blueprints	1
	hobo nickel	3
	Hodgman's blanket	10
	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	3
	Holiday Fun!	588
	holistic headache remedy	7
	Hollandaise helmet	8,390
	holly-flavored Hob-O	1
	holo-bomber	22
	holo-platoon	18
	holo-tank	25
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	homeopathic mint tea	17
	horizontal tango	4
	hors d'oeuvre tray	1
	hot cocoa au beurre	19
	hot cocoa with rainbow marshmallows	34
	hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa	1
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	hot hi mein	4
	hot katana blade	18
	hot mint schnocolate	50
	hot pink lipstick	13
	hot plate	2
	hotel minibar key	25
	Hotwire™ brand candy rope	5
	How to Avoid Scams	2,562
	How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying	1
	How to Play Othello	1
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	ice harvest	34
	ice hotel bell	14
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	Ice-Cold Beerring	2
	ice-cold fotie	5
	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	16
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	ice-cold Willer	11
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	icy katana hilt	23
	icy-hot katana	28
	igloo pie	30
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	Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos	2
	immense cyborg hand	1
	Imp Ale	18
	imp unity ring	5
	imported lemon lozenge	53
	impure gasoline	3
	industrial frosting	1
	industrial strength anti-fungal spray	3
	inert sludgepuppy	1
	infernal fife	1
	infernal insoles	8
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	inflatable duck	3
	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	2
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	Inndya trading card	108
	Inner Strength	8
	Inner Truth	3
	Inner Wisdom	13
	Instant Karma	7
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	interesting-looking twig	1
	internet point	1
	intricate clockwork big hand	1
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	intricate clockwork numeral I	1
	intricate music box parts	1
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	invisible bag	13
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	irate sombrero	3
	Iron Beta of Industry	4
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	iShield	3
	isotophat	3
	ivory cue ball	2
	Jack-in-the-box	15
	jam band	1
	janglin' bones	2
	jangly bracelet	12
	jar full of wind	143
	jar of anniversary jam	1
	jar of psychoses (Jick)	12
	jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)	12
	jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)	7
	jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)	10
	jar of psychoses (The Old Man)	4
	jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)	12
	jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)	7
	jar of squeeze	1
	jar of swamp honey	2
	Jarlsberg's earring	3
	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	5
	Jarlsberg's pan	1
	jaunty feather	380
	jawbruiser	2
	Jefferson wings	3
	Jerks' Health™ Magazine	1
	jerky coins	12
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	jewelry-making pliers	1
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	jug of Gnomochloric acid	31
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	Kokomo Resort Order Pad	10
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	LCD game: Food Eater	637
	LCD game: Garbage River	2,026
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	LOV Elixir #6	558
	LOV Elixir #9	93
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	M-242	23
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	magical pony: Rosey Cake	238
	magical pony: Shutterfly	69
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	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	12
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	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	62
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	mauve plastic oyster egg	20
	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	10
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	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	30
	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	162
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	meat golem	1
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	meatsmithing guide	2,274
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	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	5
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	Microplushie: Dorkonide	55
	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	82
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	Microplushie: Gothochondria	133
	Microplushie: Hippylase	175
	Microplushie: Hipsterine	20
	Microplushie: Hobomosome	94
	Microplushie: Otakulone	215
	Microplushie: Raverdrine	118
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	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	245
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	313
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	92
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	192
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	189
	nothing-in-the-box	60
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	O	207
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	robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.	118
	robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.	149
	robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.	131
	robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.	106
	robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.	41
	robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.	87
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	robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.	103
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	robotronic egg	30
	rockin' wagon	19
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	Rubee™	37
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	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)	82
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	Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	111
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	The Emperor's new hat	5
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	The Emperor's new shirt	6
	The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	2
	the funk	3
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	The Jokester's gun	7
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	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	2
	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	3
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	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	5
	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	6
	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	5
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	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	1
	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	1
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	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	306
	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	52
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	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	110
	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	23
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	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	186
	tiny die-cast golden ring	26
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	tiny die-cast killing bird	20
	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	212
	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	129
	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	76
	tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	124
	tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	104
	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	340
	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	240
	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	53
	tiny die-cast Swiss hen	62
	tiny die-cast turtle mech	22
	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	33
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	tiny do-rag	16
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	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	47
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	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	58
	tiny plastic blooper	84
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	tiny plastic briefcase bat	99
	tiny plastic bugaboo	137
	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	109
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	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	10
	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	164
	tiny plastic cocoabo	36
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	tiny plastic colollilossus	5
	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	76
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	tiny plastic Crimbo cheer	9
	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	81
	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	140
	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	50
	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	13
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	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	15
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	tiny plastic disco bandit	35
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	tiny plastic Duke Starkiller	75
	tiny plastic Ed the Undying	1
	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	16
	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	5
	tiny plastic Father McGruber	102
	tiny plastic fax machine	8
	tiny plastic Felonia	75
	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	44
	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	142
	tiny plastic fire servant	84
	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	62
	tiny plastic food lab	1
	tiny plastic four-shadowed mime	2
	tiny plastic fruit golem	94
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	tiny plastic G Imp	66
	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	21
	tiny plastic Gary Claybender	68
	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	55
	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	48
	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	96
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