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Display Case for Mac_Gyver (#1090676)
This player is ranked #40 for Most Total Items with a total of 8,003,240 items.
This player is ranked #18 for Most Unique Items with a total of 8,733 items.

This player is a member of the clan Tainted Meat Alliance.

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Mac_Gyver (#1090676)
This player has 8,733 unique items and 8,003,240 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"caramel" orange 21
"DEBBIE" tattoo kit 1
"DRINK ME" potion 3,144
"honey" dipper 1
"KICK ME" sign 279
"meat" stick 158
"Remember the Trees" Shirt 2
Überraschthexengebräu 5
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 12
1,970 carat gold 1,763
1-ball 62
1.21 jigawatts 1
1/6th Pound Cake 1
100-Watt bulb 1
11-leaf clover 5
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 155
17-ball 1
18-picohertz resonator crystal 2
1952 Mickey Mantle card 671
2-ball 69
20-lb can of rice and beans 3
25-meat staff 1
3-ball 64
30669 scroll 101
33398 scroll 255
334 scroll 1
37x37x37 puzzle cube 814
4-ball 64
4-d camera 2
4-dimensional fez 3
4-dimensional guitar 340
4:20 bomb 12
5-Alarm Saucepan 4
5-ball 59
5-hour acrimony 4
6-ball 62
64067 scroll 1
668 scroll 15
7-ball 77
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 30
7-inch discus 1
8-ball 321
8-billed baseball cap 74
8-bit banana 7
9-ball 7
99.44% pure math 3
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes 16
a bug's lymph 5
a butt tuba 29
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 3
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 3
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 3
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 3
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 1
a cute angel 1
A Guide to Burning Leaves 1
A Light that Never Goes Out 2
a little sump'm sump'm 24
A muse-bouche 11
a suspicious address 1
A. W. O. L. commendation 30
abandoned candy 251
abominable blubber 138
abominable snowcone 34
absentee voter ballot 10
abstraction: action 656
abstraction: category 569
abstraction: certainty 9
abstraction: comprehension 19
abstraction: joy 10
abstraction: motion 12
abstraction: perception 574
abstraction: purpose 589
abstraction: sensation 666
abstraction: thought 668
Abuela Crimbo's special magnet 1
abyssal battle plans 1
Abyssal ember 1
acceptable bagel 4
acceptable mayolus 1
accidental cider 143
accidental mutton 3
accord ion 1
accordion file 2
Accordion of Jordion 3
accordionoid rocca 1
acid-squirting flower 60
acoustic guitarrr 95
actual blood sausage 1
actual reality goggles 244
actual tapas 8
adder 35
adder bladder 148
adhesive tape dolly 4
adorable seal larva 2
adventurer clone egg 1
aerated diving helmet 16
Aerheads 2
Affirmation Cookie 2
affordable teak perch 1
Afternoon Delight 13
Agent Corrigan's cigarette 3
Agent Mauve 1
Aggressive Carrot 1,016
Agitated Turkey 5
agnolotti arboli 2
agua de vida 155
airblaster gun 403
airborne mutagen 73
airplane charter: Conspiracy Island 1
airplane charter: Dinseylandfill 1
airplane charter: Spring Break Beach 1
airplane charter: That 70s Volcano 1
airplane charter: The Glaciest 1
alabaster bishop 2
alabaster king 2
alabaster knight 2
alabaster pawn 1
alabaster queen 2
alabaster rook 2
alarm accordion 79
albatross necklace 1
Aldebaran sardines 2
Alewife™ Ale 73
Alexy sauce 5
Alice's Army Alchemist 3
Alice's Army Bowman 1
Alice's Army Cleric 2
Alice's Army Coward 1
Alice's Army Dervish 1
Alice's Army Foil Alchemist 1
Alice's Army Foil Bowman 1
Alice's Army Foil Cleric 1
Alice's Army Foil Coward 1
Alice's Army Foil Dervish 1
Alice's Army Foil Guard 1
Alice's Army Foil Halberder 1
Alice's Army Foil Hammerman 1
Alice's Army Foil Horseman 1
Alice's Army Foil Lanceman 1
Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber 1
Alice's Army Foil Martyr 1
Alice's Army Foil Ninja 1
Alice's Army Foil Nurse 1
Alice's Army Foil Page 1
Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden 1
Alice's Army Foil Sniper 1
Alice's Army Foil Spearsman 1
Alice's Army Foil Swordsman 1
Alice's Army Foil Wallman 1
Alice's Army Guard 2
Alice's Army Halberder 1
Alice's Army Hammerman 1
Alice's Army Horseman 2
Alice's Army Lanceman 2
Alice's Army Mad Bomber 3
Alice's Army Martyr 1
Alice's Army Ninja 3
Alice's Army Nurse 1
Alice's Army Page 3
Alice's Army Shieldmaiden 2
Alice's Army Sniper 1
Alice's Army Spearsman 2
Alice's Army Swordsman 3
Alice's Army Wallman 5
alien animal goo 1
alien autoautopsy kit 5
alien drugs 10
alien force field disruptor bean 8
alien gemstone 1
alien hologram projector 7
alien meat 10
alien plant goo 1
alien protein powder 1
alien sandwich 2
alien source code printout 3
alien source code printout (used) 1
All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig 1
all-purpose cleaner 340
all-purpose flower 1
all-year sucker 1
almost-dead walkie-talkie 3
alpha-mail pants 1
alphabet gum 13
alpine watercolor set 11
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility 1
amber aviator shades 11
Ambitious Turkey 1,936
ammonite candy mold 2
ammonite fossil 64
Amnesiac Ale 5
amok pudding 192
amok putter 84
Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes 19
amphibious tophat 1
amulet of extreme plot significance 231
Amulet of Yendor 611
ancient calendar 1
ancient calendar fragment 1
ancient cursed foot locker 6
ancient frozen dinner 49
ancient hot dog wrapper 2
ancient ice cream scoop 28
ancient Magi-Wipes 535
ancient meat 11
ancient medicinal herbs 66
ancient oil painting of yourself 4
ancient pills 1
ancient poisoned dart 31
Ancient Protector Soda 4
ancient protein powder 281
Ancient Saucehelm 11
ancient spice 43
ancient stone fist 67
ancient stone head 43
ancient turtle shell 1
ancient turtle shell helmet 1
ancient turtle shell powder 1
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 63
ancient vinyl coin purse 133
anemone nematocyst 9
anemone sauce 10
anemoney clip 3
angel-food cake 1
Angelhair Culottes 6
anger blaster 1
angry agate 5
Angry Farmer candy 10,706
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 7
angry inch 14
angst burger 3
animal part cracker 1
anise-flavored venom 2
Ankh of Badahnkadh 3
ankleweights 2
anniversary balloon 1
anniversary gift box 11
annoying pitchfork 26
ant agonist 230
ant antidepressant 1
ant hoe 7
ant pick 8
ant pitchfork 7
ant rake 11
ant sickle 7
anti-anti-antidote 2
anti-burn cream 1
anti-creep cream 1
anti-freeze cream 1
anti-goosebump cream 1
anti-odor cream 2
anti-pain cream 2
anticheese 473
antimatter wad 11
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 15
antique accordion 1
antique beer 3
antique bottle of cough syrup 11
antique bottle opener 24
antique Canadian lantern 1
antique greaves 621
antique hand mirror 176
antique helmet 657
antique machete 7
antique nutcracker beard 1
antique nutcracker boots 1
antique nutcracker cape 1
antique nutcracker drumstick 1
antique nutcracker epaulets 1
antique nutcracker figurine 16
antique nutcracker hat 1
antique nutcracker pants 1
antique nutcracker sword 1
antique nutcracker waistcoat 1
antique packet of ketchup 38
antique painting of a landscape 17
antique pair of blue jeans 11
antique record album 19
antique shield 651
antique souvenir drawing 15
antique spear 740
antique spyglass 2
antique tacklebox 1
Apathargic Bandersnatch 1
apathetic lizardman doll 1
aquamariner's necklace 1
aquamariner's ring 1
aquaviolet jub-jub bird 1
arcanoferric housing 2
archaeologing shovel 1
Argarggagarg's fang 3
arm buzzer 1
armgun 101
armored prawn 1
around the world 80
Arr, M80 100
Arrow (+1) 23
arrow'd heart balloon 1
arrowgram 22
arrrgyle socks 47
Arrrmetia trading card 1
arse-a'fire elixir 1
artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice 52
artisanal homebrew gift package 1
artisanal homebrew sampler 1
artisanal limoncello 32
Artist's Butterknife of Regret 12
Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness 7
Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury 2
Artist's Spatula of Despair 4
Artist's Whisk of Misery 1
asbestos apron 11
asbestos crossbow 18
asbestos crossbow string 5
asbestos helmet turtle 2
asbestos meat stack 1
asbestos ore 1
asbestos staff 14
asbestos stick 2
asbestos sword 30
asbestos sword hilt 1
asbestos thermos 26
ASCII fu manchu 3
ASCII shirt 16
ash soda 1
Asleep in the Cemetery 9
asparagus knife 128
asparagus lo mein 1
asparagus stir-fry 6
aspirin 1
Ass-Stompers of Violence 1
assassin's cheese knife 6
asshat 28
asteroid belt 1
astral mushroom 2,458
astronaut pants 11
Atomic Comic 16
Atomic Pop 310
atomic vector plotter 3
attention spanner 1
attorney's badge 16
augmented-reality shades 1
Aura Libre 1
autocalliope 1
automa-bot parts 14
automatic catapult 1
autumn breeze 24
autumn dollar 11
autumn leaf 23
autumn years wisdom 6
autumn-spice donut 25
autumnal aegis 1
AutumnFest ale 9
autumnic balm 3
autumnic bomb 3
auxiliary backbone 1
avatar of the Unconscious Collective 1
awful poetry journal 21,050
Ax of L'rose 1
Aye Aye 5
Aye Aye, Captain 6
Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth 4
Azurite 2
bätzle 3
baby bark scorpion 4
baby camelCalf 2
baby chest mimic 1
baby cuddlefish 1
baby killer bee 140
baby oil shooter 1
babycakes 12
backwoods banjo 1
backwoods screwdriver 58
BACON 81,980
bacon bath ball 1
baconstone 53
baconstone bracelet 1
baconstone earring 2
baconstone pendant 2
baconstone ring 2
baconstone-handled sixgun 1
bad penguin egg 1
bad rum and good cola 3
bad vibroknife 1
bad-ass club 1
badass belt 176
badass pie 1
badge of authority 11
badger badge 2
bag of airline peanuts 561
bag of bones 17
bag of Cheat-Os 41,591
bag of foreign bribes 34
bag of GORF 796
bag of GORP 1,715
bag of grain 2
bag of gross foreign snacks 6,447
bag of Iunion stones 2
bag of lard 13
bag of many confections 1
bag of park garbage 17,500
bag of pygmy blood 46
bag of QWOP 564
bag of random words 1
bag of sausage links 41
bag of unfinished business 1
bag of W&Ws 267
bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts 1
baggie of powdered sugar 976
baggie of regular-sized tardigrades 12
Baja sopapilla 8
baked stuffing 1
bakelite-covered bacon 2
Bal-musette accordion 4
balaclava 31
balaclava baklava 99
balanced antler 4
ball 117
ball-in-a-cup 3
ballast turtle 1
balloon helmet 2
balloon monkey 10
balloon shield 2
balloon sword 11
ballpark hot daub 1
ballroom blintz 458
baloney rotgut 3
balsa plank 12
bamboo bokuto 3
banana 150
banana candle 10
banana cream pie 2
banana daiquiri 1
banana milkshake 1
banana peel 89
banana smoothie 9
banana split 1
banana spritzer 2
banana supersucker 1
banana-frosted king cake 9
bananagate 23
bananarama bangle 1
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 6
baneful bandolier 2
Bangyomaman battle juice 55
banjo kazoo mount 2
banjo strings 15
baobab sap 11
bar of freeze-dried water 2
bar skin 195
bar whip 5
barbed-wire fence 18
bargain flash powder 17
baritone accordion 1
bark beret 1
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 1
bark rootbeer 29
barnacled barrel 348
Barney's rake 2
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 1
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 30
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 7
barrel beryl 1
barrel beryl choker 1
barrel beryl nose ring 1
barrel beryl ring 1
barrel cracker 2
barrel gun 1
barrel pickle 2
barrel-aged eggnog 2
barrel-aged martini 54
barrelhead 6
barrrnacle 221
barskin buckler 2
barskin cloak 3
barskin hat 9
barskin loincloth 1
barskin tent 3
bartender skull 1
bartender-in-the-box 6
bartender-skull-in-the-box 1
Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler 4
Barulio's bottle 56
basaltamander tongue 70
baseball 235
Bash-Ōs boxtop 1
Bash-Ōs cereal 30
basic martini 3
basic meat crossbow 1
basic meat fez 2
basic meat foon 1
basic meat helmet 2
basic meat kilt 1
basic meat pants 1
basic meat skirt 1
basic meat spork 1
basic meat staff 78
basic meat sword 1
basking robin 1
bastard baster 1
Bastille Battalion cheese wheel 2
Bastille Battalion control rig crate 3
Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher 2
Bastille Battalion tattoo kit 2
bat guano 136
bat haggis 6
bat hat 2
bat whip 4
bat wing 198
bat wing kabob 8
bat wing stir-fry 10
bat-ass leather jacket 24
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 12
batarang 4
batblade 81
Batfellow comic 28
batgut 379
bath ball gift set 35
batskin belt 1
battered Crimbo Crate 665
battered hubcap 8
battered old top-hat 1
battery (9-Volt) 110
battery (AA) 110
battery (AAA) 115
battery (car) 515
battery (D) 148
battery (lantern) 129
battery-powered drill 12
Battlie Light Saver 26
bauxite beret 1
bauxite bow-tie 1
bauxite boxers 2
bazooka cozy 1
bazookafish bubble gum 87
Beach Buck 264
Beach Comb Box 2
beach glass bead 92
beach glass necklace 2
bean burrito 4
beanbag chair 8
bear claw 51
beard incense 33
beastly paste 1
beaten-up Chucks 1
beautiful rainbow 2
beautiful soup 15
beaver punch (cherry) 3
beaver punch (papaya) 2
beaver punch (peach) 2
beaver spear 9
beavermouth 203
bed of coals 4
Beefy Crunch Pastaco 1
beefy fish meat 9
beefy pill 1
beer basted brat 7
beer bomb 804
beer bong 64
beer cartilage 7
beer goggles 1
beer helmet 228
beer lens 114
beer-a-pult 1
beer-battered accordion 4
beer-scented teddy bear 3
beer-soaked mop 19
beertini 40
beery blood 1
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 3
beetle antenna 1
beggin' cologne 15
begpwnia 1,845
beholed bedsheet 16
beige clambroth marble 6
Beignet Milgranet 20
bejeweled accordion strap 1
bejeweled cufflinks 77
bejeweled pledge pin 189
belemnite candy mold 2
belemnite fossil 81
bell-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
bellhop bell 8
bellhop's hat 72
Belt of Howling Anger 12
Ben-Gal™ Balm 297
Benetton's Medley of Diversity 4
bent scrap metal 36
berries of suffering 67
berry-infused sake 20
Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog 2
Better Than Cuddling Cake 61
Bettie page 10
bewitching boots 1
bezoar ring 4
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 4
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 1
BGE merchandise order form 79
BGE pocket calendar 2
BGE shotglass 40
BGE temporary tattoo 4
BGE tiny plastic toy 1
bi-lateral logic compressor 2
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 10
big bad voodoo mask 23
big bass drum 47
big boom 22
big bundle of chamoix 25
Big Candy's tophat 1
big dribbly candle 30
big glob of skin 7
big hot pepper 52
Big Punk 10
big red button 2
big red clown nose 205
big rock 2
big slimy cyst 89
big stick 51
big stirring stick 2
big tun 18
bigger stick 2
bilge wine 437
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 1
bindle of joy 4
bindlestocking 33
biomechanical crimborg helmet 1
biomechanical crimborg leg armor 1
bird rib 18
birdbone corset 6
birdybug antenna 1
birthday party jellybean cheesecake 1
bishop cookie 1
Bit O' Ectoplasm 9
Bit O' Quail Spleen 6
bit of clingfilm 55
bit-o-cactus 245
bite-me-red lipstick 260
bitter bowtie 1
bitter pill 4
BitterSweetTarts 14
BittyCar HotCar 2
BittyCar MeatCar 1
BittyCar SoulCar 2
Bjorn's Hammer 2
black & tan 68
black and white cracker 3
Black Angus blackburger 1
black belt 5
black blade 136
Black Body™ spray 37
black brandy 1
black BRICKO brick 6
black candy heart 516
black candygram 1
black cherry soda 20
black cloak 3
black cowboy hat 4
black Crimbo ball 300
black eye shadow 10
black eyedrops 45
black facepaint 45
black forest cake 45
black forest ham 31
black friar's tonsure 10
black gallstone 1
black gold 6
black greaves 62
black helmet 69
Black Hole 7
black kettle drum 63
black label 14
black lotus 1
black magic powder 4
black mana 106
Black No. 2 125
black paisley oyster egg 44
black pension check 127
black pepper 13
black picnic basket 62
black pixel 450
black plastic oyster egg 45
black polka-dot oyster egg 51
black pudding 17
black sheepskin diploma 10
black shield 66
black snake skin 92
black snowcone 1
black spot 21
black striped oyster egg 25
black sword 73
black tear 14
black velvet box 1
black-and-blue light 1
blackberry 312
blackberry combat boots 2
blackberry galoshes 3
blackberry moccasins 1
blackberry polite 31
blackberry slippers 1
Blackfly Chardonnay 51
blammer 1
blank diary 7
blank fudge mold 1
blank prescription sheet 14
Blatantly Canadian 137
blended frozen swill 29
blended frozen swill with a fly in it 1
blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail 1
blind-packed capsule toy 1,130
blind-packed die-cast metal toy 200
Bling of the New Wave 6
Blizzards I Have Died In 11
blob of acid 61
blob of Alphredo™ 27
blob of wood glue 19
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 8
Blood 'n' Plenty 1
blood and blood 57
blood flower 2
blood kiwi 1
Blood Light 201
blood of the Wereseal 45
blood roll-up 1
blood sausage 5
blood snowcone 1
blood-drive sticker 1
blood-faced volleyball 3
blood-red mushroom wine 4
blood-soaked sponge cake 1
bloodied surgical dungarees 4
bloodstain stick 10
bloodstick 3
bloody beer 46
bloody clown pants 205
bloody kiwitini 2
bloody mary 55
Bloody Nora 7
blowdart 19
blown-out speaker cone 1
blue canary nightlight 1
blue class ring 17
Blue Diamond of Honesty 3
blue glowstick 3
blue grass 56
blue lava globs 1
blue LavaCo Lamp™ 1
blue mana 104
blue oyster badge 18
blue paisley oyster egg 16
blue pixel 300
blue pixel potion 1
blue plasma ball 1
blue plastic baby 1
blue plastic oyster egg 22
blue plate 1
blue polka-dot oyster egg 6
blue potion 73
blue pumps 4
blue raspberry troll doll 1
blue rocket 100
blue shell 1
blue snowcone 5
blue striped oyster egg 7
blue suede shoes 7
blue tulip 20
blue velvet cake 1
blue-frosted astral cupcake 18
blueberry muffin 1
blueberry-frosted king cake 6
blundarrrbus 1
blunt cat claw 1
blunt icepick 5
bobble-hip hula elf doll 2
bobcat grenade 17
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
body spradium 21
Bohemian rhapsody 8
boilermaker 71
boilgun 1
boiling broth 1
boiling hot cocoa 2
boiling seal blood 69
bolder boulder 2
Boletus Broletus mushroom 4
Boltsmann ID badge 1
bomb of unknown origin 1
bone abacus 12
bone and arrows 1
bone aperitif 5
bone bandoneon 3
bone bons 5
bone broth 1
bone chips 147
bone collar 1
bone crusher 1
bone flour 4
bone flute 145
bone meal 5
bone rattle 103
bone spurs 2
Bone's Farm "wine" 53
boneana hammock 1
bonedanna 1
bonerang 1
Bonerdagon necklace 15
Bonestabber 1
boning knife 1
bonsai tree 1
booby trap 3
book of facts 1
book of matches 22
Book of Old-Timey Carols 1
Boosty Juice 1
boot flask 3
boot knife 1
BOOterfinger 13
BOOtonniere 4
Boots of Twilight Whispers 7
booty chest charrrm 106
booty chest charrrm bracelet 1
booze bindle 26
booze drive button 1
booze mailing list 1
booze-soaked cherry 13
boozebomb 11
Boozehounds Anonymous token 3
Bordeaux Marteaux 24
borg sock monkey 6
boring spaghetti 79
Boris's Helm (askew) 1
Boris's key lime 3
Boris's key lime pie 83
Boris's ring 22
borrowed time 427
Boss Bat bling 52
Boss Bat britches 6
Boss Drops 208
bottle of alcohol 203
bottle of Amontillado 8
bottle of anís 2
bottle of antifreeze 50
bottle of black cat tonic 23
bottle of Blank-Out 439
bottle of Bloodweiser 6
bottle of bubbles 126
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 48
bottle of clam juice 3
bottle of Cochon Noir 1
bottle of cooking sherry 125
bottle of Crème de Fugu 4
bottle of Crimbognac 3
bottle of dark rhum 1
bottle of Definit 137
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 191
bottle of drinkin' gas 26
bottle of Evermore 80
bottle of extra-dark rhum 1
bottle of extra-strength melodramamine 1
bottle of fire 50
bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA 5
bottle of fruity "wine" 21
bottle of gin 252
bottle of goofballs 92
bottle of Greedy Dog 3
bottle of gregnadigne 2
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 104
bottle of Lambada Lambic 6
bottle of laundry sherry 26
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 276
bottle of lighter fluid 5
bottle of limeade 1
bottle of lovebug pheromones 2
bottle of melodramamine 1
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 1,340
bottle of moontan lotion 1
bottle of Mystic Shell 48
bottle of norwhiskey 190
bottle of novelty hot sauce 1
bottle of Old Pugilist 6
bottle of Ooze-O 70
bottle of peppermint schnapps 4
bottle of perfume 1
bottle of Pete's Sake 74
bottle of Pinot Renoir 90
bottle of pirate juice 47
bottle of popskull 154
bottle of Professor Beer 1
bottle of Race Car Red 3
bottle of Rapier Witbier 3
bottle of realpagne 12
bottle of Red-Out 5
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 50
bottle of rum 1,507
bottle of sake 365
bottle of Sanguiovese 1
bottle of sea wine 5
bottle of sewage schnapps 260
bottle of single-barrel whiskey 23
bottle of super-extra-dark rhum 11
bottle of tequila 203
bottle of ultravitamins 7
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 60
bottle of vodka 1,000
bottle of whiskey 1,731
bottle of wine 160
bottle opener belt buckle 124
bottle-rocket crossbow 2
bottlecap turtle 2
bottled day 1
bottled green pixie 1
bottled inspiration 8
bottled swamp gas 28
bottled Vampire Vintner 1
bottoms of the barrel 6
boulder 21
Boulevardier cocktail 8
bounty-hunting helmet 1
bounty-hunting pants 1
bounty-hunting rifle 1
bouquet of circular saw blades 22
bow staff 1
bowl full of jelly 3
bowl of Bounty-Os 1
bowl of cottage cheese 406
bowl of eyeballs 7
bowl of fishysoisse 29
bowl of Jeal-O 184
bowl of lucky charms 3
bowl of maggots 3
bowl of marinade 2
bowl of mernudo 1,025
bowl of mummy guts 6
bowl of petunias 1
bowl of prescription candy 1
bowl of rye sprouts 105
Bowl of Scorpions 27
bowl of topioca 1
bowlegged pants 1
bowler 1
Bowlet 1
bowling ball 5
box 335
box o' ghosts 2
box of bear arms 1
box of Dweebs 273
box of Familiar Jacks 210
box of Gratitude chocolates 3
box of hammers 1
box of hickory chips 1
box of Pokëmann band-aids 5
box of sunshine 8,126
box turtle 2
box-in-the-box 1
box-in-the-box-in-the-box 1
boxed august scepter 1
boxed autumn-aton 1
boxed champagne 27
boxed gumball machine 1
boxed wine 369
Boxing Day care package 2
Boxing Day Pass 7
boxing glove 12
boxing glove on a spring 1
boxing-glove-in-a-box 1
Brain Food Pastaco 1
brain preservation fluid 12
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 42
brains casserole 7
BRAINS shorts 7
brainwave-controlled unicorn horn 4
brainy skull 1
Bram's choker 5
bran muffin 1
brand new key 1
Brand of Violence 1
brass abacus 1
brass bung spigot 1
brass crank handle 1
brass dorsal fin 1
brass Dreadsylvanian flask 1
brass gear 66
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CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 12
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 11
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 12
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 12
CRIMBCO lanyard 5
CRIMBCO mug 60
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Crimbosmopolitan 1
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Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping 2
Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency 2
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Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler 2
Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head 2
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crowbarrr 34
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CSA obedience grenade 737
CSA scoutmaster's "water" 872
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cube of ectoplasm 8
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cupcake-in-a-cup 13
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cuppa Cruel tea 119
cuppa Dexteri tea 115
cuppa Feroci tea 116
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cuppa Impregnabili tea 108
cuppa Improprie tea 115
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cuppa Mana tea 109
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cuppa Obscuri tea 108
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cuppa Royal tea 339
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cuppa Yet tea 103
curdflinger 1
curmudgel 37
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cursed sea biscuit 57
cursed voodoo skull 21
cursed wishbone 6
custard pie 53
custom sixgun 11
cute bow from beyond the stars 2
cute meteoroid 7
cute mushroom 4
cyan seashell 1
cyber-mattock 6
cyborg doll 5
cyborg stompin' boot 10
cyclops eyedrops 1,000
cylindrical mold 201
cymbal syrup 470
D roll 139
d10 100
d12 10
d20 40
d4 13
d6 27
d8 106
Dad's brandy 11
Daffy Taffy 1,238
Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually 275
Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting 295
Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master 273
Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested 262
Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart 278
Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose 264
Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week 314
daily dungeon malware 2
daisy 22
Daisy's unclean bloomers 5
Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield 11
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delicious candy 46
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El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) 4
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fire 2
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fixodent 1
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Flamin' Whatshisname 21
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Frat Army FGF 75
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Freddie's blessing of Mercury 204
Freddy Kruegerand 734
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Frogade 10
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frostbite-flavored Hob-O 10
frosty halo 2
Frosty's arm 1
Frosty's carrot 3
Frosty's frosty mug 133
Frosty's iceball 1
Frosty's nailbat 1
Frosty's old silk hat 11
Frosty's snowball sack 1
Frown Exerciser 2
frozen banquet 152
frozen danish 1
frozen feather 143
frozen Mob Penguin 54
frozen mushroom 1
frozen nunchaku 56
frozen seal spine 2
frozen shampoo-conditioner 277
frozen tofu pop 1
frozen turtle shell 3
fruit basket 1
fruit bat 1
fruit bowl 1
fruitcake 8,671
fruitfilm 107
fruity girl swill 26
fruity pebble 2
fry-oil-flavored Hob-O 5
frying brainpan 7
Fu Manchu Wax 4
fudge bunny 2
fudge cube 1
Fudge Fiber Armor Plating 4
fudge lily 49
fudge pocket square 1
fudge spork 1
fudge-shaped hole in space-time 24
fudgecule 200,786
fudgecycle 1
fudgesicle 2
Fudgie Roll 1
full lava bottle 1
full meat tank 65
fumble formula 4
Fun-Guy spore 10
FunFunds™ 5,628
funhouse mirror 3
funky brass fez 1
funky dried mushroom 211
funky eyepatch 6
funky junk key 12
funny bone 15
furniture dolly 67
furry fur 9,773
furry green earmuffs 2
furry green turtle 2
furry halo 1
furry kilt 2
furry pants 4
furry pill 8
furry skirt 1
fusilli marrownarrow 2
fusillocybin 2
fustulent seal grulch 16
future drug: Coolscaline 65
future drug: Muscularactum 73
future drug: Smartinex 69
fuzzbump 30
Fuzzby 1
fuzzy busby 7
fuzzy dice 2
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fuzzy montera 8
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Fuzzy Tentacle 4
ga-ga radio 733
Gabarbar 3
gaffer's tape 2
Gaia beads 160
Galapagosian Cuisses 16
gallon of milk 3
Game Grid ticket 550
Game Grid token 5,300
GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine 1,561
GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card 1
gamer slurry 43
gamma nog 5
ganger bandana 2
garbage juice slurpee 1,683
garbage sticker 2
garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O 4
garish pinky ring 87
Garter of the Turtle Poacher 16
gas balloon 236
gas can 1
Gathered Meat-Clip 11
gator shades 10
gator skin 57
gatorskin umbrella 1
Gauntlets of the Blood Moon 11
gauze garter 647
gauze hammock 9
gauze shorts 2
gazely stare 11
gazing shoes 1
Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire 2
gearbox necklace 2
Gearhead Goo 48
gelatinous meat mass 6
Genalen™ Bottle 58
Gene Tonic: Beast 1
Gene Tonic: Constellation 4,834
Gene Tonic: Construct 1
Gene Tonic: Demon 1
Gene Tonic: Dude 38
Gene Tonic: Elemental 4
Gene Tonic: Elf 33
Gene Tonic: Fish 2
Gene Tonic: Goblin 1
Gene Tonic: Hippy 1
Gene Tonic: Hobo 2
Gene Tonic: Horror 1
Gene Tonic: Humanoid 2
Gene Tonic: Insect 1
Gene Tonic: Mer-kin 1
Gene Tonic: Orc 1
Gene Tonic: Penguin 36
Gene Tonic: Pirate 1
Gene Tonic: Plant 1
Gene Tonic: Slime 1
Gene Tonic: Undead 3
Gene Tonic: Weird 6
General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket 9
generic healing potion 11
generic mana potion 1
generic restorative potion 21
genie's bracers 6
genie's pants 10
genie's scimitar 8
genie's turbane 10
Gets-You-Drunk 7
ghast iron cleaver 2
ghast iron codpiece 1
ghast iron Garibaldi 2
ghast iron heater shield 1
ghast iron ingot 1
Ghiaccio Colada 1
ghost accordion 1
ghost beer 57
ghost bit 246
ghost cucumber 469
Ghost Dog Chow 99
ghost key 26
ghost of a necklace 1
ghost pencil 3
ghost pepper 14
ghost pickle on a stick 1
Ghost Pinching Quarterly 11
ghost protocol 1
ghost shawl 1
ghost thread 1
ghost toga 10
ghost trap 61
ghostly body paint 26
ghostly dagger 3
ghostly ectoplasm 15
ghostly pickling solution 1
ghuol ears 597
ghuol egg 537
ghuol egg quiche 49
ghuol guolash 295
ghuol-ear kabob 1
giant artisanal rice peeler 17
Giant black monolith 3
giant book of ancient carols 1
giant breath mint 12
giant cactus quill 37
giant candy cane 60
giant cheesestick 1
giant clay ashtray 1
giant designer sunglasses 82
giant diamond ring 2
giant discarded bottlecap 57
giant discarded plastic fork 53
giant discarded torn-up glove 67
giant driftwood sculpture 1
giant fishhook 1
giant foam finger 137
giant free-range mushroom 1
giant giant moth dust 12
giant glass of brandy 5
giant grain of protein powder 9
giant green gummi bear 1
giant green gummi ingot 3
giant gym membership card 19
giant heirloom grape tomato 19
giant jar of protein powder 25
giant marshmallow 4
giant motorcycle boots 7
giant moxie weed 114
giant neckbeard 7
giant needle 7,432
giant pearl 42
giant penguin keychain 7
giant pinky ring 176
giant red gummi bear 1
giant red gummi ingot 3
giant safety pin 33
giant shrimp fork 75
giant spider leg 2
giant stuffed bugbear 1
giant tube of black lipstick 1,989
giant turkey leg 29
giant yellow gummi bear 1
giant yellow gummi ingot 3
giant yellow hat 14
gibson 26
gift card 426
gift-a-pult 5
gilded ancient cursed chest 5
gilded ancient cursed key 6
gilded lily 2
gilded trumpet 1
gill rings 1
gilt perfume bottle 40
gimlet 24
gin and tonic 28
Gin Mint 1
gin-soaked blotter paper 10
ginger snaps 21
gingerbread bugbear 163
gingerbread cigarette 1
gingerbread dog treat 6
gingerbread gavel 1
gingerbread hoodie 2
gingerbread horror 5
gingerbread house 9
gingerbread mask 1
gingerbread mug 2
gingerbread mutant bugbear 5
gingerbread nylons 10
gingerbread restraining order 5
gingerbread robot 5
gingerbread smartphone 2
gingerbread spice latte 2
gingerbread wine 5
gingernade 1
gingerservo 1
gingham blouse 1
ginormous pumpkin 4
ginseng 1
giraffe-necked turtle 4
glacial clock 1
glacial sapphire 6
gladiator tunica 11
glark cable 37
Glass Balls of the Goblin King 64
glass casserole dish 1
glass eye 1
glass gnoll eye 3
glass of baboon milk 87
glass of bourbon 24
glass of drippy wine 2
glass of gnat milk 48
glass of goat's milk 420
glass of herbal tequila 57
glass of raw eggs 17
glass of warm milk 45
glass of warm water 29
glass pie plate 1
glass slipper 2
gleaming oyster egg 1
Glenn's golden dice 17
glimmering buzzard feather 1
glimmering great tit feather 1
glimmering penguin feather 1
glimmering phoenix feather 1
glimmering raven feather 3
glimmering roc feather 2
glistening fish meat 16
glistening oyster egg 1
glistening staff 1
glittery mascara 234
Glo-Pop 3
glob of Blank-Out 2
glob of cream cheese 152
glob of enchanted icing 35
glob of green slime 57
glob of melted wax 19
glob of salty molasses 1,267
glob of spoiled mayo 12
glob of undifferentiated tissue 11
globe of Deep Sauce 13
gloomy mushroom wine 50
glow-in-the-dark dart gun 1
glow-in-the-dark necklace 297
glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub 1
glow-in-the-dark wristwatch 2
glowing El Vibrato drone 1
glowing esca 2
glowing frisbee 1
glowing fungus 5
glowing New Age crystal 5
glowing red eye 236
glowing spore pod 32
glowing syringe 40
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glyph of athleticism 1
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gnatloaf 2
gnatloaf casserole 4
gnatwing 141
gnatwing earring 1
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gnauga hide buckler 1
gnauga hide chaps 1
gnauga hide kilt 1
gnauga hide skirt 1
gnauga hide vest 5
gnauga hide whip 3
gnawed-up dog bone 6
gnocchetti di Nietzsche 5
gnoll lips 71
gnoll teeth 111
gnoll-tooth necklace 2
Gnollish autoplunger 2
Gnollish casserole dish 4
Gnollish Crossdress 8
Gnollish flyswatter 43
Gnollish pie server 49
Gnollish pie tin 191
Gnollish plunger 48
Gnollish sangria 5
Gnollish slotted spoon 39
Gnollish toolbox 85
Gnomish sagngria 7
Gnomish toolbox 1
Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer 2
go-go potion 401
Go-Wassail 1,268
goat 9
goat beard 182
goat cheese 504
goat cheese pizza 333
goat cheese taco 1
goatskin umbrella 56
gob of wet hair 1,826
goblin autoblowgun 22
goblin hunting spear 18
goblin paste 1
goblin water 6
God Lobster Egg 2
gold Boozehounds Anonymous token 6
gold crown 127
gold lamé pants 31
gold nuggets 11
gold skull ring 1
gold star 177
gold tooth 13
gold toothbrush 34
Gold Velvet™ whiskey 126
gold wedding ring 18
golden banana 1
golden fleece 7
golden gum 1
golden gun 1
Golden Kokomo Resort Chip 1
Golden Light 1
Golden Mean 1
golden monkey statuette 1
Golden Mr. Accessory 1
golden plastic oyster egg 1
golden ring 109
golden twig 1
goo magnet 1
Good 'n' Quiet 4
Good 'n' Slimy 1
good ash 4
good brain 329
good gravy 1
goodberry 2
Goodfella contract 340
gooey lava globs 70
gooey paste 1
goofily-plumed helmet 1
googly eye 29
googly-ball hat 1
googly-heart hat 1
googly-star hat 1
gooified animal matter 237
gooified mineral matter 135
gooified vegetable matter 87
Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog 1
Gordon Bennett 31
goth kid t-shirt 52
GOTO 378
goulauncher 2
gourmet gourami oil 15
government 11
government booze shipment 1
government candy shipment 1
government cheese 51
government food shipment 1
government per-diem 53
government-issue identification badge 5
government-issued candy 1
government-issued night-vision goggles 8
gr8ps 277
grain of sand 2
grandfather watch 3
Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun 6
Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog 1
grape troll doll 1
grapefruit 89
grapes 89
grass blade 1
grass clippings 110
grass hat 1
grass skirt 1
grass whistle 1
Grasshopper 3
grassy cutlass 36
Grateful Undead T-shirt 14
Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled) 1
Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled) 1
Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled) 1
Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled) 1
grave robbing shovel 443
graveyard snowglobe 5
gravy boat 1
Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob 9
gray bow tie 28
gray seashell 1
grease cannon 2
grease gun 1
grease trap 8
greasy desk bell 1
greasy paste 3
great big capacitor 3
great old fashioned 5
Great Older Fashioned 2
Great Wolf's headband 1
Great Wolf's left paw 1
Great Wolf's right paw 1
Greaves of the Murk Lord 7
greedy ghostling 1
Greek fire 2
green and red bean 53
green balloon 1
green bean casserole 4
green beer 832
green BRICKO brick 1
Green Burlap 5
green candy heart 375
green candygram 6
green clay bead 93
green cloth cap 1
Green Clover of Justice 1
green drunki-bear 1
green eggnog 30
green face paint 1
Green Giant 2
green gummi ingot 141
green hamhock 22
green lava globs 1
green LavaCo Lamp™ 1
green mana 96
Green Manalishi 608
green marshmallow 1,353
Green Muslin 4
green peawee marble 127
green pixel 444
green pixel potion 9
green pixie spog 1
green rock candy 3
green rocket 5,003
green seashell 1
green smoke bomb 44
green snowcone 1
Green Velvet 5
green-frosted astral cupcake 84
green-iced sweet roll 2
gregarious ghostling 1
gremlin juice 120
gremlin mutagen 55
grey cube 6
grey down vest 3
grey gosling 1
Grey Guanon 2
grilled cheese sandwich 1
grilled mooseflank 4
Grim Brothers' story book 1
grim fairy tale 24
grimstone galoshes 2
grimstone mask 954
grimy lab coat 3
grinning ghostling 1
grinning turtle 9
grip key 7
grisly shell fragment 13
grisly shield 1
grizzled bearskin 1
grody jug 23
grog 61
grog nuts 2
groggipop 2
grogpagne 33
Groll doll 294
groose grease 5,730
groovy prism necklace 2
groping claw 8
grouchy restless spirit 1,825
grouper fangirl 1
groupie bra 2
groupie lipstick 2
groupie spangles 5
groveling gravel 1
grubby wool 9
grubby wool beerwarmer 2
grubby wool gloves 1
grubby wool hat 1
grubby wool scarf 1
grubby wool trousers 1
grubby woolball 3
grue egg 150
grue egg omelette 16
grumpy old man charrrm 95
grumpy old man charrrm bracelet 1
grungy bandana 17
grungy flannel shirt 13
guancertina 3
guano coffee cup 1
guard turtle collar 97
guard turtle shell 302
guffin 1
guilty sprout 3
guitar pick 47
gummi ammonite 1
gummi belemnite 1
gummi bowtie 1
gummi canary 1
gummi fang 4
gummi salamander 1
gummi snake 1
gummi sword 3
gummi trilobite 1
gummi turtle 4
Gummi-DNA 34
Gummi-Gnauga 15
Gummy Brains 1
gumshoes 1
gun cleaning kit 8
gun parts 84
gunky chicken 14
gunner's daughter 6
gunpowder burrito 1
guts necklace 6
guy made of bee pollen 72
Guzzlr application 2
Gygaxian Libram 1
gym membership card 35
gym shorts 1
Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom 11
gyroscope 140
hacked gibson 4
haemolymphnode 16
haggis socks 422
haggis-infused soap 814
haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis 465
haiku katana 3
hair of the calf 1
hair of the fish 6
hair oil 9
hair spray 436
Hairpiece On Fire 1
hairy staff 1
Half a Purse 1
half double fruitcake 1
half of a gold tooth 19
half-baked potion 70
half-digested coal 66
half-empty carton of milk 92
half-height cigar 1
half-height unicycle 1
half-melted spoon 6
half-orchid 1,594
half-rotten brain 5
half-size scalpel 4
half-sized guitar 15
halfberd 23
halibut 7
ham steak 6
hambrosier 3
hamburger 321
hamethyst 34
hamethyst bracelet 1
hamethyst earring 2
hamethyst necklace 2
hamethyst ring 2
hamethyst-handled sixgun 1
hamlet sandwich 86
hammerus 1
hand grenegg 11
Hand in Glove 1
hand of cards 6
Hand that Rocks the Ladle 1
hand-carved bokken 9
hand-carved bow 1
hand-carved staff 1
hand-crafted candy cane 1
hand-knitted Crimbo socks 1
hand-knitted diving booties 1
handful of barley 14
handful of bees 3
handful of Boltsmann bearings 2
handful of confetti 124
handful of crafty noodles 26
handful of Crotchety Pine needles 6
handful of drink tickets 1
handful of fire 6
handful of hand chalk 526
handful of honey 440
handful of juicy garbage 4
handful of Laughing Willow bark 8
handful of moss 248
handful of napalm 3
handful of numbers 2
handful of nuts and berries 34
handful of pine needles 124
handful of sand 345
handful of sawdust 261
handful of Smithereens 5,977
handful of stubble 12
handful of tips 7
handful of toilet paper 12
handful of walnuts 82
handmade hobby horse 1
Handsome Devil 1
handsomeness potion 72
handyman "hand soap" 17
happiness 44
Happy Birthday, Claude! cake 1
hard rock 2
hard spore pod 35
hardboiled egg 1
hardened slime belt 1
hardened slime hat 4
hardened slime pants 3
hardening cream 2
hardware upgrade 1
hare brush 7
hare pin 1
harem girl t-shirt 41
Hatorade 1
haunted battery 10
haunted bottle of vodka 3
haunted cherry pie 1
haunted doghouse 1
haunted eggnog 1
haunted flame 1
haunted gimlet 2
haunted Hell ramen 1
haunted martini 7
haunted orange 1
haunted paddle-ball 1
haunted pizza 1
Haunted Sorority House staff guide 263
hawk 21
hawkface potion 4
Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance 30
Haymaker 6
hazmat helmet 1
head mirror 2
head-mounted Trainbot 1
headhunter necktie 24
headless sparrow 7
heart cozy 94
heart necklace 44
heart of dark chocolate 1
heart of rock and roll 1
heart of the volcano 48
heart-shaped balloon 11
heart-shaped candy whetstone 4
heart-shaped crate 1
heat-resistant gloves 14
heat-resistant necktie 12
heat-resistant sheet metal 313
heather graham cracker 6
heavy crown 19
heavy D 359
heavy duty umbrella 3
heavy hot sauce 1
heavy leather-bound tome 6
heavy metal sonata 7
heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr 4
heavy necklace chain 16
heavy-duty clipboard 10
heavy-duty Crimbot aerial 1
hedgeturtle 6
Heimandatz's heart 9
Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans 1
Hell broth 57
hell in a bucket 8
Hell ramen 145
Hellfire Spicy Beans 6
hellion cube 188
hellseal claw 79
hellseal whisker 74
Helm of the Scream Emperor 15
helm of the white knight 1
helmet recipe 8
helmet turtle 349
Helps-You-Sleep 2
Helvella Haemophilia mushroom 4
hemp candy necklace 5
hemp net 1
hemp string 267
henna face paint 81
henna tattoo 9
hep waders 7
herb brownies 448
herbal stuffing 110
herbs 73
hermedisiac cologne 12
hermit factoid 62
hermit permit 54
Herring Daiquiri 7
Herring Wallbanger 2
herringcello 122
Herringtini 7
Hersey™ SMOOCH 6
hi-octane carrot juice 8
hibernating Grimstone Golem 1
hibernating robot reindeer 1
hibiscus petal 6
Hide-rox™ cookie 1
hideous egg 140
high-calorie sugar substitute 71
high-energy mining laser 15
high-pressure seltzer bottle 28
high-resistance ultrapolymer plating 4
high-speed upgrade 3
high-temperature mining drill 2
high-temperature mining mask 10
high-test fishing line 20
Highest Bitter 3
hill of beans 822
Himalayan Hidalgo sauce 1
hippo skin buckler 2
hippo whip 2
hippopotamus kilt 2
hippopotamus pants 1
hippopotamus skin 4
hippopotamus skirt 1
hipposkin poncho 3
Hippy Army MPE 623
hippy bongo 19
hippy herbal tea 14
hippy medical kit 194
hippy paste 1
hippy protest button 270
hipster cocktail 18
Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians 2
Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) 1
HOA citation pad 1
HOA regulation book 1
HOA zombie eyes 1
hoarded candy wad 2
hobo code binder 1
hobo dungarees 1
hobo fortress blueprints 7
hobo monkey 1
hobo nickel 6,800
hobo paste 1
hobo stogie 1
hockey stick of furious angry rage 1
Hodgman's almanac 4
Hodgman's blanket 25
Hodgman's bow tie 3
Hodgman's cane 2
Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat 1
Hodgman's garbage sticker 6
Hodgman's harmonica 1
Hodgman's imaginary hamster 1
Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times 4
Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics 4
Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin 6
Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top 8
Hodgman's lobsterskin pants 1
Hodgman's lucky sock 1
Hodgman's metal detector 2
Hodgman's porkpie hat 6
Hodgman's varcolac paw 1
holiday cheese log 1
Holiday Fun! 3
holiday log 1
holistic headache remedy 43
Hollandaise helmet 92
hollow rock 23
holly-flavored Hob-O 170
holo-bomber 1
holo-platoon 1
holo-tank 1
holy bomb, batman 11
home robotics kit 472
Homebodyl™ 1
homemade robot 2
homemade robot gear 1
homeopathic healing powder 16
homeopathic mint tea 1
honey dipper 1
honey mead 5
honey stick 3
honey-dew 5
honey-dipped locust 175
honey-drenched ham slice 20
honeybritches 1
honeycap 1
honeypot 4
hopeful candle 1
hopping socks 2
horizontal tango 24
hors d'oeuvre tray 102
Horsery contract 1
Hot 'n' Scarys 4
hot and sour sauce 21
hot ashes 6
hot buttered roll 23
hot button candy 3
hot cluster 1
hot clusterbomb 7
hot coal 49
hot cocoa au beurre 2
hot cocoa with rainbow marshmallows 2
hot cross bow 1
hot date 306
hot daub 1
hot daub bun 1
hot daub stand 1
hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa 3
hot egg 4
hot hi mein 11
hot jelly 1
hot katana blade 452
hot mint schnocolate 6
hot nuggets 411
hot pink lipstick 4
hot plate 68
hot powder 170
hot spore pod 35
hot stuffing 3
hot wad 11
hot watered rum 1,250
hot wine 12
hot wing 1,335
hot-ass club 1
hotel minibar key 262
hothammer 4
Hotwire™ brand candy rope 3
house of twigs and spit 2
house-sized mushroom 1
hovering sombrero 1
How to Avoid Scams 7,830
How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying 1
How to Play Othello 12
huge bowl of candy 191
huge Crimbo cookie 3
huge gold coin 284
huge mint leaf 1
huge mosquito proboscis 9
huge pumpkin 27
huge spoon 89
human musk 1
Humanitini 4
humble pie 1
humming El Vibrato drone 1
Humpty Dumplings 1
Hundred Headed IPA 17
Hunger™ Sauce 2
hunk of granite 36
hushed puppy 5
hustler shades 7
hyperbolic plasma focuser 2
hyperinflated seal lung 6
hypnodisk 1
hypodermic needle 3
ice cream sandwich 11
ice harvest 42
ice hotel bell 60
ice house 3
Ice Island Long Tea 5
ice porter 276
ice rice 696
ice sickle 1
ice skate decoy 1
ice skate doll 1
ice stein 21
ice wine 7
Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace 1
Ice-Cold Beer Ring 1
Ice-Cold Beerring 1
ice-cold Cloaca Zero 38
ice-cold fotie 185
ice-cold Sir Schlitz 707
ice-cold six-pack 84
ice-cold Willer 647
iceberg lettuce 1
Iceberglar scarf 5
iced plum wine 545
iced-out bling 14
icicle katana 1
icing poncho 1
icy hairspray 3
icy katana hilt 82
icy mushroom wine 28
icy-hot katana 22
iFlail 1
igloo pie 1
iGoogly 26
Iiti Kitty Gumdrop 30
Iiti Kitty phone charm 84
illegal firecracker 6
illicit fish sauce 1
Illuminati earpiece 3
Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos 1
imaginary lemon 3
imbued seal-blubber candle 11
imitation crab crate 26
imitation crab meat 85
imitation crab zoea 1
imitation nice watch 1
imitation whetstone 1
imitation White Russian 19
immense ballet shoes 1
immense cyborg hand 21
immense free-range mushroom 3
imp air 70
Imp Ale 2,609
imp unity ring 69
imported lemon lozenge 11
imported taffy 111
improved martini 3
impure gasoline 154
in-the-box spring shoes 1
incense bath ball 2
incredible pizza 8
incredibly creepy marionette 2
incredibly dense meat gem 1
indescribably horrible paste 1
industrial lubricant 1
industrial strength anti-fungal spray 1
industrial strength starch 15
inert sludgepuppy 1
infant sandworm 1
infernal fife 65
infernal insoles 92
infernal snowball 4
infernal toilet brush 5
inflatable baseball bat 1
inflatable duck 20
infrablack lipstick 3
ingot of seal-iron 2
ingot turtle 1
Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration 1
initiative shawarma 1
ink bladder 37
inkwell 330
inky squid sauce 34
Inndya trading card 1
Inner Strength 9
Inner Truth 5
Inner Wisdom 6
innuendo 1
insane tophat 2
insanely spicy bean burrito 8,000
insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito 2
insanely spicy jumping bean burrito 32
Instant Karma 121
insulated gold wire 1
intact anemone spike 15
intact medium-wave antenna 1
interesting-looking twig 1,279
internet point 2
interrogative elixir 1
Interview With You (a Vampire) 944
intimidating coiffure 3
intricate clockwork big hand 1
intricate clockwork birdhouse 1
intricate clockwork cuckoo 1
intricate clockwork disc 1
intricate clockwork egg 5
intricate clockwork little hand 1
intricate clockwork numeral I 1
intricate clockwork numeral II 1
intricate clockwork numeral III 1
intricate clockwork numeral IV 1
intricate clockwork numeral IX 1
intricate clockwork numeral V 1
intricate clockwork numeral VI 1
intricate clockwork numeral VII 1
intricate clockwork numeral VIII 1
intricate clockwork numeral X 1
intricate clockwork numeral XI 1
intricate clockwork numeral XII 1
intricate music box parts 1
intriguing puzzle box 5
invisibility cream 5
invisibility potion 5
invisible bag 10
invisible potion 3
ion grid 10
ion-pulse modulation stabilizer 7
irate sombrero 45
Irish Coffee, English Heart 17
Iron Beta of Industry 61
iron chain 1
iron dagger 1
iron helmet 1
iron pasta spoon 21
iron torso box 9
ironic battle spoon 108
ironic jogging shorts 100
ironic knit cap 12
ironic mint 12
ironic moustache 1,148
ironic oversized sunglasses 5
irradiated candy cane 2
irradiated pet snacks 61
irradiated turtle 5
irresistibility potion 9
irritability potion 6
iShield 1
Island Hurricane 1
Island Landslide 2
Island Thunderstorm 2
isotophat 1
ittah bittah hookah 1
ivory cue ball 3
jabañero pepper 50
jabañero-flavored chewing gum 53
jack flapper 42
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Rümpelstiltz 2
R'lyeh 5
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Racisto Ruidoso 4
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Rad Lib 174
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