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Display Case for Androcles Antepasta (#1097628)
This player is ranked #408 for Most Total Items with a total of 422,582 items.
This player is ranked #218 for Most Unique Items with a total of 3,320 items.

This player is a member of the clan Seal Clubber's Order.

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Androcles Antepasta (#1097628)
This player has 3,320 unique items and 422,582 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"DRINK ME" potion 1
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 1
1-ball 1
1.21 jigawatts 2
100-Watt bulb 1
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 18
2-ball 2
25-meat staff 14
3-ball 3
30669 scroll 4
33398 scroll 4
334 scroll 30
4-ball 4
4-d camera 1
4-dimensional guitar 4
5-Alarm Saucepan 5
5-ball 5
6-ball 6
64067 scroll 3
668 scroll 1
7-ball 7
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 7
7-inch discus 1
8-ball 8
9-ball 9
a butt tuba 2
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 1
a little sump'm sump'm 1
abandoned candy 1
abominable snowcone 12
Abyssal ember 1
accidental cider 6
acid-squirting flower 12
acoustic guitarrr 12
adder bladder 20
agua de vida 1
albatross necklace 2
Alewife™ Ale 1
all-purpose cleaner 10
all-purpose flower 1
alpha-mail pants 1
alphabet gum 3
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility 2
amber aviator shades 1
amulet of extreme plot significance 4,075
Amulet of Yendor 15
ancient cursed foot locker 1
ancient frozen dinner 2
ancient Magi-Wipes 10
ancient protein powder 10
Ancient Saucehelm 6
ancient spice 5
ancient stone fist 1
ancient stone head 1
ancient turtle shell 1
ancient turtle shell helmet 1
ancient turtle shell powder 1
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 3
ancient vinyl coin purse 10
anemone nematocyst 1
angel-food cake 1
Angry Farmer candy 5,000
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 2
Ankh of Badahnkadh 35
anniversary balloon 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary gift box 1
annoying pitchfork 1
ant agonist 10
ant antidepressant 1
ant hoe 1
ant pick 1
ant pitchfork 1
ant rake 1
ant sickle 1
anti-anti-antidote 1
anticheese 1
antique bottle of cough syrup 2
antique greaves 3
antique hand mirror 365
antique helmet 1
antique packet of ketchup 1
antique shield 3
antique spear 1
apathetic lizardman doll 1
aquaviolet jub-jub bird 1
armgun 100
around the world 11
arrow'd heart balloon 1
arrrgyle socks 12
Arrrmetia trading card 1
arse-a'fire elixir 2
asbestos apron 10
asbestos crossbow 1
asbestos crossbow string 1
asbestos helmet turtle 1
asbestos meat stack 1
asbestos ore 3
asbestos staff 1
asbestos stick 1
asbestos sword 1
asbestos sword hilt 1
ASCII shirt 3
Asleep in the Cemetery 26
asparagus knife 25
asparagus lo mein 1
asparagus stir-fry 1
aspirin 1
asshat 3
astral mushroom 250
astronaut pants 1
atomic vector plotter 1
attention spanner 12
augmented El Vibrato drone 1
automatic catapult 1
awful poetry journal 26,163
Ax of L'rose 1
bätzle 1
baby cuddlefish 1
baby killer bee 3
babycakes 1
baconstone 1
baconstone bracelet 1
baconstone earring 1
baconstone pendant 1
baconstone ring 1
bad-ass club 1
badass belt 101
badger badge 1
Bag o' Tricks 1
bag of airline peanuts 13
bag of Cheat-Os 12
bag of lard 11
bag of many confections 1
balaclava 1
balaclava baklava 1
ball 2
ball-in-a-cup 1
ballast turtle 6
balloon helmet 1
balloon monkey 1
balloon shield 1
balloon sword 1
ballroom blintz 1
bamboo bokuto 1
banana 6
banana cream pie 4
banana daiquiri 5
banana milkshake 1
banana peel 12
banana smoothie 6
banana spritzer 1
banjo strings 1
bar skin 400
bar whip 10
barbed-wire fence 100
bargain flash powder 20
bark beret 1
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 1
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 1
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 2
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 3
barrrnacle 1
barskin buckler 1
barskin cloak 1
barskin hat 1
barskin loincloth 1
barskin tent 1
bartender skull 1
bartender-in-the-box 1
bartender-skull-in-the-box 1
baseball 12
Bash-Ōs cereal 1
basic meat crossbow 2
basic meat fez 2
basic meat foon 1
basic meat helmet 1
basic meat kilt 1
basic meat pants 10
basic meat skirt 5
basic meat spork 2
basic meat staff 30
basic meat sword 2
bat guano 96
bat haggis 1
bat hat 2
bat whip 7
bat wing 1
bat wing kabob 1
bat wing stir-fry 1
bat-ass leather jacket 1
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 10
batblade 1
batgut 20
battered Crimbo Crate 1
battered hubcap 1
battered old top-hat 1
bazookafish bubble gum 2
beach ball marble 1
beach glass bead 20
beach glass necklace 1
bean burrito 1
beanbag chair 2
beaten-up Chucks 2
bed of coals 2
beefy fish meat 1
beer basted brat 1
beer bomb 12
beer bong 1
beer cartilage 2
beer goggles 1
beer helmet 1
beer lens 1
beer-a-pult 3
beertini 1
begpwnia 5
beholed bedsheet 6
beige clambroth marble 1
bejeweled accordion strap 2
bejeweled cufflinks 1
bejeweled pledge pin 1
bell-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
bellhop bell 7
Ben-Gal™ Balm 10
Benetton's Medley of Diversity 3
berry-infused sake 2
Better Than Cuddling Cake 19
bezoar ring 1
bi-lateral logic compressor 1
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 3
big bad voodoo mask 12
big bass drum 1
big boom 2
big bumboozer marble 1
big bundle of chamoix 1
big red clown nose 10
big rock 1
big slimy cyst 1
big stick 9
big stirring stick 1
bigger stick 2
bilge wine 500
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 2
biomechanical crimborg helmet 1
biomechanical crimborg leg armor 1
bird rib 1
Bit O' Ectoplasm 5
bit of clingfilm 6
bit-o-cactus 1
BitterSweetTarts 1
Bjorn's Hammer 1
black & tan 1
black belt 6
Black Body™ spray 1
black candy heart 11
black candygram 1
black catseye marble 1
black cherry soda 1
black cowboy hat 6
black eyedrops 7
black facepaint 1
black forest cake 3
black forest ham 3
black greaves 1
black helmet 1
black kettle drum 1
Black No. 2 10
black paisley oyster egg 40
black pension check 20
black pepper 2
black picnic basket 1
black pixel 10
black plastic oyster egg 2
black polka-dot oyster egg 126
black pudding 1
black sheepskin diploma 1
black shield 1
black snake skin 10
black snowcone 8
black spot 3
black striped oyster egg 40
black sword 1
black velvet box 1
black-and-blue light 19
blackberry 1,000
blackberry combat boots 1
blackberry moccasins 1
blackberry polite 1
blackberry slippers 3
Blackfly Chardonnay 12
blank prescription sheet 1
Blatantly Canadian 1
blended frozen swill 1
blended frozen swill with a fly in it 1
Blizzards I Have Died In 1
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
blood flower 11
blood of the Wereseal 2
blood-faced volleyball 1
bloody beer 6
bloody clown pants 1
bloody mary 3
Blue Diamond of Honesty 1
blue paisley oyster egg 18
blue pixel 10
blue pixel potion 12
blue plasma ball 17
blue plastic baby 21
blue plastic oyster egg 6
blue polka-dot oyster egg 6
blue shell 2
blue snowcone 52
blue striped oyster egg 40
blue suede shoes 3
blue velvet cake 3
blue-frosted astral cupcake 5
blueberry-frosted king cake 1
blundarrrbus 1
Bohemian rhapsody 44
boilermaker 2
bone collar 3
bone flute 129
bone rattle 3
Bonerdagon necklace 4
booty chest charrrm 200
booty chest charrrm bracelet 1
Boozehounds Anonymous token 1
borg sock monkey 11
boring spaghetti 1
Boris's key lime 2
Boris's key lime pie 1
Boris's ring 1
Boss Bat bling 7
Boss Bat britches 13
bottle of alcohol 78
bottle of antifreeze 12
bottle of black cat tonic 10
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 1
bottle of cooking sherry 6
bottle of Definit 1
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 1
bottle of gin 6
bottle of goofballs 1
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 1
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 1
bottle of melodramamine 1
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 30
bottle of moontan lotion 1
bottle of Mystic Shell 6
bottle of Ooze-O 1
bottle of peppermint schnapps 1
bottle of perfume 3
bottle of Pete's Sake 1
bottle of Pinot Renoir 1
bottle of pirate juice 1
bottle of popskull 6
bottle of realpagne 1
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 2
bottle of rum 12
bottle of sake 1
bottle of sewage schnapps 10
bottle of single-barrel whiskey 1
bottle of tequila 12
bottle of ultravitamins 8
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 1
bottle of vodka 12
bottle of whiskey 12
bottle opener belt buckle 1
bottlecap turtle 2
bottled inspiration 12
bouquet of circular saw blades 6
bowl of Bounty-Os 1
bowl of cottage cheese 1
bowl of fishysoisse 2
bowl of lucky charms 1
bowl of rye sprouts 1
box 13
box of sunshine 706
box turtle 1
box-in-the-box 1
box-in-the-box-in-the-box 7
boxcar turtle 1
boxed champagne 1
boxed wine 12
boxing glove 1
boxing glove on a spring 2
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 79
brains casserole 40
brainy skull 1
brand new key 1
brass stinger 1
brazen bracelet 1
breath mint 1
Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air 1
brick 7
brick of sand 1
BRICKO brick 1
BRICKO eye brick 1
briefcase 395
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 1
brittle plastic handle 1
broken carburetor 1
broken cellular phone 1
broken skull 500
broken sword 1
bronze breastplate 3
bronzed locust 10
brown crock marble 1
brown plastic baby 21
brown sugar cane 20
bubble bauble bow 2
bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban 1
bubblewrap crossbow 2
bubblewrap ore 3
bubblewrap staff 1
bubblewrap sword 1
bubbly potion 1
bucket of honey 1
buckler buckle 1
buckyball 1
buffalo blade 2
bugbear beanie 2
bugbear bungguard 1
Bulky Buddy Box 1
bullet-proof corduroys 1
bum cheek 2
bumblebee marble 1
bunch of bananas 5
bunch of square grapes 20
bungle in the jungle 10
buoybottoms 1
burnt flower 1
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 1
C.B.F.G. 1
C.H.U.M. chum 1
C.H.U.M. knife 5
C.H.U.M. lantern 3
cactus fruit 40
cactus monocle 3
caipifruta 1
calavera concertina 2
calle de miel 1
calle de miel with a fly in it 1
can cannon 2
can of Binarrrca 4
can of black paint 1
can of franks 'n' beans 2
can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ 1
can of maces 3
can of Red Minotaur 3
can of spinach 10
can of starch 1
can of sterno 1
can of Swiller 1
Can-Can skirt 3
can-can-in-a-can 1
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 19
candied kobold 12
candied yam pinky ring 1
candied yams 20
candy brain 3
candy cane 2
candy cornucopia 1
candy kneecapping stick 1
candy knuckles 1
candy stake 12
cannonball charrrm 400
cannonball charrrm bracelet 1
canopic jar 237
canteen of wine 1
capacitor relay 34
carbon nanotube frame 51
carbonated soy milk 10
carbonated water lily 10
cardboard box turtle 3
cardboard crossbow 4
cardboard katana 3
cardboard ore 3
cardboard staff 2
cardboard sword 1
cardboard wakizashi 20
caret 2
carob brownies 1
carob cannon 2
carob chunk cookies 3
carob chunk noodles 1
carob chunks 1
casino pass 1
cast 1
cast-iron legacy paddle 1
cat appendix 9
catgut 1
catgut taco 1
catskin buckler 1
catskin cap 1
catsup 1
cement sandals 1
centipede eggs 30
Cerebral Cloche 1
Cerebral Crossbow 2
Cerebral Culottes 1
chain-mail monokini 2
chamoisole 1
chaos butterfly 23,900
charged magnet 1
charming flute 4
charpuce jub-jub bird 1
charrrm bracelet 10
cheap cigar butt 2
cheap elven gloves 1
cheap plastic blowgun 3
cheap plastic bottle opener 4
cheap studded belt 28
cheap wind-up clock 1
chef skull 1
chef's hat 2
chef-in-the-box 1
chef-skull-in-the-box 1
cherry 12
Cherry Cloaca Cola 3
cherry pie 4
Chester's Aquarius medallion 1
Chester's bag of candy 1
Chester's cutoffs 1
Chester's moustache 1
Chester's muscle shirt 1
Chester's sunglasses 1
chewing gum on a string 1
children of the candy corn 1
chintzy accordion pin 1
chintzy disco ball pendant 1
chintzy noodle ring 1
chintzy saucepan earring 2
chintzy seal pendant 1
chintzy turtle brooch 1
chisel 1
chitinous pod 1
chloroform rag 50
chocolate box 1
chocolate filthy lucre 11
chocolate spurs 1
chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses 4
chocolate-covered scarab beetle 1
chocolate-frosted king cake 1
Choker of the Ultragoth 4
chopsticks 9
Chorale of Companionship 1
Chori Zo trading card 1
chorizo brownies 1
chorizo taco 1
chrome crossbow 1
chrome crossbow string 2
chrome helmet turtle 2
chrome meat stack 1
chrome ore 3
chrome staff 1
chrome stick 1
chrome sword 1
chrome sword hilt 2
chunk of depleted Grimacite 1
chunk of rock salt 48
class five ecto-larva 1
clay peace-sign bead 50
Climate Colada 1
clingfilm cap 1
clingfilm slippers 1
clingfilm tangle 1
clingfilm trousers 1
Cloaca grenade 1
Cloaca-Cola 6
Cloaca-Cola c-rations 1
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 1
Cloaca-Cola helmet 1
Cloaca-Cola knapsack 1
Cloaca-Cola shield 1
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife 1
clockwork bartender head 1
clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box 1
clockwork bartender-in-the-box 1
clockwork chef head 1
clockwork chef-head-in-the-box 1
clockwork chef-in-the-box 1
clockwork claws 1
clockwork clockwise dome 1
clockwork counterclockwise dome 1
clockwork crossbow 1
clockwork detective skull 1
clockwork doohickey 1
clockwork endoskeleton 1
clockwork handle 1
clockwork hat 1
clockwork key 1
clockwork maid 1
clockwork maid head 1
clockwork pants 1
clockwork pirate skull 1
clockwork rings 1
clockwork rod 1
clockwork shank 1
clockwork sheet 1
clockwork sphere 1
clockwork spine 1
clockwork staff 2
clockwork sword 1
clockwork thingamajig 1
clockwork trench coat 1
clockwork widget 1
cloudy potion 1
clown hammer 14
clown shoes 3
clown skin 60
clown whip 3
clown wig 40
clownskin belt 3
clownskin buckler 1
clownskin harness 1
club necklace 38
club of corruption 1
club of the five seasons 1
cob of corn 2
cocktail napkin 80
cocktail onion 6
cocoa egg 12
cocoa eggshell fragment 25,000
coconut bikini top 1
coconut shell 12
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 1
Codpiece of the Goblin King 7
coffin lid 6
cog 2
cog and sprocket assembly 1
Coily™ 1
Colander of Em-er'il 11
cold and sour sauce 1
cold hi mein 1
Cold Hots candy 88
cold ninja mask 9
cold nuggets 12
cold powder 1
cold wad 1
collapsible baton 1
cologne of contempt 1
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 1
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 1
colorful plastic ball 2
comfy coffin 9
Comma Chameleon egg 1
commemorative war stein 1
communications windchimes 500
computronic processing unit 1
concentrated cordial of concentration 1
concentrated garbage juice 1
concentrated magicalness pill 12
concoction of clumsiness 1
congratulatory cake 1
Connery's Elixir of Audacity 5
Cookbook of the Damned 1
cool mushroom 9
cool mushroom casserole 7
cool mushroom wine 3
cool whip 26
Copper Alpha of Sincerity 2
copper ha'penny charrrm 100
copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet 1
cordial of concentration 1
corn holder 5
corncob pipe 2
cornuthaum 1
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 1
Corpse Island iced tea 1
corpse on the beach 1
corpsebite 1
corpsedriver 1
corpsetini 1
corrupt club of corrupt corruption 1
corrupt club of corruption 1
costume sword 10
cottage 1
cotton candy bale 1
cotton candy cocoon 2
cotton candy cone 1
cotton candy cordial 1
cotton candy pillow 2
cotton candy pinch 1
cotton candy plug 1
cotton candy skoshe 1
cotton candy smidgen 1
cracker 1
cranberries 13
cranberry cordial 1
crazy little Turkish delight 2,100
cream of pointy mushroom soup 3
cream pie 21
cream stout 2
creamsicle 30
creepy-ass club 1
Crimbo candied pecan 1
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 1
Crimbo fudge 1
Crimbo peppermint bark 1
Crimbo pie 17
Crimbo ukulele 1
Crimbo wreath 1
Crimbomination Contraption 1
Crimboween memo 4
Crimbuck 1
crimsilion jub-jub bird 1
crossbow string 1
crotchety pants 1
crowbar 1
crowbarrr 17
Crown of the Goblin King 41
crown-shaped beanie 1
cruelty-free wine 9
cryptic puzzle box 1
crystallized memory 1
cube of billiard chalk 1
cup of infinite pencils 1
cup of primitive beer 43
cupcake-in-a-cup 1
curdflinger 2
curmudgel 9
cursed black pearl onion 6
cursed bottle of black-label rum 6
cursed bottle of rum 6
cursed cannonball 1
cursed dirty joke scroll 28
cursed piece of thirteen 13
cursed sea biscuit 1
cursed voodoo skull 2
cyber-mattock 1
cyborg doll 1
cyborg stompin' boot 2
cyclops eyedrops 1
cymbal syrup 1
Daffy Taffy 90
daisy 4
dance card 2
Danglin' Chad's loincloth 7
dark potion 1
Das Überkühlraum trading card 1
das boot 1
deactivated MicroMechaMech 1
Deactivated O. A. F. 1
dead guy's piece of double-sided tape 1
dead guy's watch 1
deadly lampshade 2
deadly nightshade 1
decaying goldfish liver 13
decaying wooden oar 1
decaying wooden paddle 1
decaying wooden pole 1
deck of tropical cards 1
decorative fountain 1
defective skull 1
dehydrated caviar 10
delectable catalyst 1
delectable fire ant 1
delicious noodles 7
delicious salad 3
delicious shimmering moth 2
delicious spicy noodles 1
delicious stinkbug 1
demon buckler 1
demon skin 100
demon whip 4
demon-horned hat 1
demonskin jacket 4
demonskin trousers 7
denim axe 2
dense meat crossbow 1
dense meat stack 1
dense meat staff 4
dense meat sword 2
dental pliers 7
dented harmonica 10
deodorant 4
depantsing bomb 48
depleted Grimacite astrolabe 1
depleted Grimacite hammer 1
depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick 1
desiccated apricot 20
designer handbag 1
detective skull 1
devil's-food cake 1
diamond necklace 36
diamond-studded cane 12
diamond-studded fronts 1
didgeridooka 1
Diet Cloaca Cola 1
digital key lime 1
digital key lime pie 1
digital underground potion 1
dill 9
dinged-up triangle 1
dingy planks 1
dire fudgesicle 8
dirty hobo gloves 2
disassembled clover 5,000
disbelief suspenders 1
Disco 'Fro Pick 5
disco ball 500
Disco Banjo 1
disco mask 1
disease 417
disembodied brain 1
disembodied smile 1
dishrag 2
disintegrating quill pen 100
disintegrating sheet music 22
disintegrating spiky collar 7
displaced fish 33
distilled fortified wine 6
distressed denim pants 1
disturbing fanfic 26,076
Divine 1
divine blowout 3
divine can of silly string 3
divine champagne flute 1
divine champagne popper 1
divine cracker 1
divine noisemaker 3
diving muff 1
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 5
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 5
Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent 6
Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm 5
Dogsgotnonoz pills 1
doll house 1
dollhive 14
Dolphin King's crown 7
dolphin whistle 1
donkey flipbook 3
dope gangsta bling-bling 8
dope wheels 1
Double Bacon Beelzeburger 10
double-barreled sling 2
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 3
drab sonata 23
draggin' ball hat 10
dragon snaps 1
Dramatic™ range 1
dreadlock whip 140
dried face 13
dripping meat crossbow 1
dripping meat staff 1
dripping meat sword 1
Drowsy Sword 16
drum machine 9
dry martini 1
dry noodles 3,000
dry vodka martini 2
drywall axe 20
dubious peppermint 1
ducha de oro 7
duck-on-a-string 1
duct tape 35
duct tape buckler 2
duct tape dockers 2
duct tape fedora 2
duct tape shirt 1
duct tape sword 1
duct tape wallet 1
dueling banjo 1
dueling turtle 3
dull fish scale 1
dungeoneer's dungarees 5
dusty animal cranium 12
dusty animal jawbone 3
dusty animal pelvis 4
dusty animal skull 1
dusty bottle of Marsala 1
dusty bottle of Merlot 1
dusty bottle of Muscat 1
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 1
dusty bottle of Port 12
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 1
dusty Crimbo crate 5
dusty eighth caudal vertebra 1
dusty eighth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra 1
dusty fifth caudal vertebra 5
dusty fifth cervical vertebra 2
dusty fifth lumbar vertebra 2
dusty fifth thoracic vertebra 2
dusty first caudal vertebra 6
dusty first cervical vertebra 2
dusty first lumbar vertebra 2
dusty first thoracic vertebra 2
dusty fourth caudal vertebra 2
dusty fourth cervical vertebra 2
dusty fourth lumbar vertebra 2
dusty fourth thoracic vertebra 3
dusty left clavicle 3
dusty left eighth rib 2
dusty left eleventh rib 2
dusty left femur 2
dusty left fibula 1
dusty left fifth rib 2
dusty left first front claw 2
dusty left first rear claw 2
dusty left first rib 2
dusty left fourth front claw 2
dusty left fourth rear claw 2
dusty left fourth rib 1
dusty left humerus 2
dusty left kneecap 1
dusty left ninth rib 1
dusty left radius 1
dusty left scapula 1
dusty left second front claw 2
dusty left second rear claw 1
dusty left second rib 1
dusty left seventh rib 1
dusty left sixth rib 1
dusty left tenth rib 1
dusty left third front claw 2
dusty left third rear claw 5
dusty left third rib 1
dusty left thumb 2
dusty left tibia 2
dusty left twelfth rib 2
dusty left ulna 2
dusty ninth caudal vertebra 2
dusty ninth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty right clavicle 2
dusty right eighth rib 2
dusty right eleventh rib 6
dusty right femur 2
dusty right fibula 3
dusty right fifth rib 2
dusty right first front claw 3
dusty right first rear claw 2
dusty right first rib 1
dusty right fourth front claw 4
dusty right fourth rear claw 3
dusty right fourth rib 1
dusty right humerus 2
dusty right kneecap 1
dusty right ninth rib 2
dusty right radius 3
dusty right scapula 2
dusty right second front claw 3
dusty right second rear claw 2
dusty right second rib 3
dusty right seventh rib 3
dusty right sixth rib 3
dusty right tenth rib 3
dusty right third front claw 1
dusty right third rear claw 2
dusty right third rib 4
dusty right thumb 1
dusty right tibia 2
dusty right twelfth rib 1
dusty right ulna 3
dusty sacral vertebrae 8
dusty second caudal vertebra 3
dusty second cervical vertebra 3
dusty second lumbar vertebra 1
dusty second thoracic vertebra 3
dusty seventh caudal vertebra 7
dusty seventh cervical vertebra 1
dusty seventh lumbar vertebra 2
dusty seventh thoracic vertebra 4
dusty sixth caudal vertebra 3
dusty sixth cervical vertebra 6
dusty sixth lumbar vertebra 2
dusty sixth thoracic vertebra 12
dusty tenth caudal vertebra 3
dusty tenth thoracic vertebra 2
dusty third caudal vertebra 2
dusty third cervical vertebra 2
dusty third lumbar vertebra 6
dusty third thoracic vertebra 2
dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra 3
dwarf bread 6
dwarvish magazine 8
dwarvish war helmet 1
dwarvish war kilt 1
dwarvish war mattock 1
Dyspepsi grenade 1
Dyspepsi-Cola 6
Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations 1
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues 1
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet 1
Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack 1
Dyspepsi-Cola shield 1
Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen 2
Earring of Fire 1
easter egg balloon 49
Eau de Guaneau 9
eel battery 1
eel sauce 1
eel skin 1
eelskin hat 1
eelskin pants 1
eelskin shield 1
effervescent potion 1
effluvious emerald 1
eggbeater 12
eggnog 20
El Sombrero De Lopez 2
El Vibrato energy spear 1
El Vibrato helmet 1
El Vibrato leg guards 1
El Vibrato power sphere 11
El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes) 2
El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) 4
El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) 5
El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) 3
El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) 10
El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) 4
El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) 5
El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) 2
El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) 8
El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) 15
El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) 11
Elder Turtle Shell 4
elephant stinger 1
Elf Farm Raffle ticket 18
Elfin shortbread 4
Elmley shades 4
Elron's Explosive Etude 2
elven limbos gingerbread 78
elven cellocello 1
elven moonshine 48
elven socks 14
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elven whittling knife 3
Elvish delight 1
Elvish sunglasses 1
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empty Cloaca-Cola bottle 50
empty meat tank 1
enchanted barbell 1
enchanted bean 10
enchanted bean burrito 1
enchanted brass knuckles 1
enchanted eyepatch 1
enchanted handwarmer 1
enchanted toothpick 20
enchantlers 1
encoder ring 3
energy drink IV 3
ennui-flavored potato chips 8
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Ent cider 12
epic wad 1
escargotsicle 8
especially salty dog 1
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evil teddy bear 1
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exactly-three-shaped box 1
exotic orchid 1
exploding hacky-sack 19
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extra-greasy slider 8
extra-large palm-frond toupee 1
extra-potent gremlin mutagen 6
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extra-strength strongness elixir 3
eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest 1
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eXtreme meat staff 2
eXtreme meat sword 2
eXtreme mittens 2
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eXtreme scarf 2
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eye of newt 553
eye of the Tiger-lily 1
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f3d0r4 20
facehugging alien 1
facsimile dictionary 30
fairy gravy boat 1
fake blood 4
fake fake vomit 2
fake hand 3
false eyelashes 3
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fancy canapés 8
fancy chocolate 1
fancy chocolate car 7
fancy dress ball 9
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fancy seashell necklace 4
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fat stacks of cash 5
fat wallet 4
felt 63
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots 10
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ferret bait 500
Ferrigno's Elixir of Power 7
fertilized ghuol egg 1
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fetid feather 52
fettucini Inconnu 1
Feynman gate 1
fez of etymology 1
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figurine of a cute baby seal 1
figurine of a shadowy seal 1
figurine of a sleek seal 2
figurine of a slippery seal 2
figurine of a stinking seal 2
figurine of a wretched-looking seal 1
figurine of an ancient seal 1
figurine of an armored seal 1
filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") 20
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filigreed hamethyst necklace 1
filigreed hamethyst ring 1
filth-encrusted futon 5
filthy corduroys 1
filthy hippy poncho 1
filthy knitted dread sack 1
filthy lucre 1
filthy pestle 20
filthy poultice 200
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fire 2
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fire poi 1
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fish stick 1
fish-liver oil 1,000
fishy fish 1
fishy fish casserole 1
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fizzy potion 1
flamin' bindle 2
flaming cardboard sword 2
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flaming feather 132
flaming glowsticks 1
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flaming talons 1
flange 50
flaregun 100
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flask of baconstone juice 1
flask of Gnomochloric acid 1
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flask of porquoise juice 1
flat dough 10
flat mushroom wine 2
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flirtatious feather 68
floaty sand 1
floaty stone sphere 1
floorboard cruft 7
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flower petal pie 1
flowing hippy skirt 20
flute of flat champagne 12
Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form 1
flypaper staff 1
flytrap bezoar 1
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foam dart 17
foam noodle 11
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foon of fearfulness 3
foon of fleshiness 3
foon of foulness 3
foon of frigidity 3
foon of fulmination 3
football helmet 1
forest tears 1
fortune cookie 40
Frat Army FGF 20
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frayed rope belt 8
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French slippers 1
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frightful feather 119
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frigid mote 1
frigid ninja stars 100
frigid-ass club 1
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frilly skirt 1
Frogade 10
Frost™ brand sword 2
frost-rimed seal hide 3
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Frosty's arm 1
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Frosty's frosty mug 1
Frosty's iceball 1
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Frosty's old silk hat 1
Frosty's snowball sack 1
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frozen feather 179
frozen Mob Penguin 6
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frozen nunchaku 1
frozen seal spine 1
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fruit bowl 6
fruitcake 15
fruitfilm 2
fruity girl swill 1
fry-oil-flavored Hob-O 1
full meat tank 1
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funky dried mushroom 75
furniture dolly 20
furry fur 6,500
furry green earmuffs 1
furry green turtle 1
furry kilt 1
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furry skirt 1
fustulent seal grulch 2
fuzzbump 1
fuzzy dice 1
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gauze garter 300
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gazing shoes 1
Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire 2
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Genalen™ Bottle 3
General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket 1
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ghost pickle on a stick 1
ghuol ears 80
ghuol egg 100
ghuol egg quiche 1
ghuol guolash 1
ghuol-ear kabob 1
giant book of ancient carols 1
giant cactus quill 10
giant cheesestick 3
giant designer sunglasses 6
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giant needle 1,000
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gibson 1
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gilded lily 1
gill rings 1
gimlet 1
gin and tonic 1
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gingerbread horror 12
gingerbread mutant bugbear 42
gingham blouse 2
glacial sapphire 1
Glass Balls of the Goblin King 6
glass of baboon milk 9
glass of goat's milk 1
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glimmering great tit feather 1
glimmering penguin feather 1
glimmering phoenix feather 1
glimmering raven feather 1
glimmering roc feather 1
glistening fish meat 1
glistening staff 2
glittery mascara 1
glob of green slime 1
gloomy black mushroom 26
gloomy mushroom wine 2
glow-in-the-dark dart gun 1
glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub 1
glow-in-the-dark wristwatch 1
glowing esca 1
glowing red eye 1,000
glowing syringe 1
gnashing teeth 1
gnat lasagna 1
gnatloaf 2
gnatloaf casserole 1
gnatwing 30
gnatwing earring 1
gnauga hide 23
gnauga hide buckler 1
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gnauga hide kilt 1
gnauga hide skirt 1
gnauga hide vest 2
gnauga hide whip 2
gnocchetti di Nietzsche 1
gnoll lips 50
gnoll teeth 50
gnoll-tooth necklace 2
Gnollish autoplunger 4
Gnollish casserole dish 1
Gnollish flyswatter 10
Gnollish pie server 2
Gnollish pie tin 6
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Gnollish slotted spoon 5
Gnollish toolbox 10
Gnomish toolbox 8
Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer 1
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goat beard 10
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goat cheese pizza 6
goat cheese taco 2
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gob of wet hair 200
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goblin hunting spear 1
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golden plastic oyster egg 1
golden ring 350
golden twig 2
Good 'n' Slimy 22
Goodfella contract 65
goofily-plumed helmet 1
googly eye 12
Gordon Bennett 1
goth kid t-shirt 18
goulauncher 1
gr8ps 10
grapefruit 6
grapes 6
grass blade 1
grass clippings 1
grass hat 1
grass skirt 1
grass whistle 1
grassy cutlass 15
Grateful Undead T-shirt 2
grave robbing shovel 1
gray bow tie 1
grease gun 1
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Green Clover of Justice 2
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green pixel 12
green pixel potion 12
green pixie spog 1
green smoke bomb 20
green snowcone 24
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gremlin mutagen 1
grinning turtle 1
grog 10
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grouchy restless spirit 1,000
grouper fangirl 1
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grue egg 1
grue egg omelette 1
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grungy flannel shirt 5
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guard turtle collar 1
guard turtle shell 1
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Gummi-DNA 1
Gummi-Gnauga 1
guy made of bee pollen 47
gyroscope 2
haiku katana 2
hair of the fish 1
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halfberd 6
halibut 1
hamethyst 3
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handful of bees 1
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handful of Laughing Willow bark 5
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handful of sawdust 30
handful of walnuts 10
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handsomeness potion 2
happiness 20
Happy Birthday, Claude! cake 1
hardware upgrade 1
harem girl t-shirt 54
Hatorade 1
Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance 9
headhunter necktie 10
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heart of rock and roll 2
heart-shaped balloon 12
heavy D 15,000
heavy hot sauce 1
heavy metal sonata 5
heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr 2
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hedgeturtle 10
Hell broth 2
Hell ramen 1
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hellseal claw 1
hellseal whisker 1
helmet recipe 1
helmet turtle 880
hemp net 1
hemp string 100
henna face paint 50
henna tattoo 21
herb brownies 10
herbal stuffing 6
herbs 12
hermit permit 1
herringcello 1
high-pressure seltzer bottle 1
high-resistance ultrapolymer plating 1
hill of beans 100
Himalayan Hidalgo sauce 1
hippo skin buckler 1
hippo whip 3
hippopotamus kilt 1
hippopotamus pants 1
hippopotamus skin 498
hippopotamus skirt 1
hipposkin poncho 1
Hippy Army MPE 20
hippy bongo 1
hippy herbal tea 2
hippy medical kit 1
hippy protest button 50
hobo dungarees 1
hobo fortress blueprints 3
hobo nickel 1
hobo stogie 1
Hodgman's almanac 1
Hodgman's blanket 3
Hodgman's bow tie 1
Hodgman's cane 1
Hodgman's garbage sticker 1
Hodgman's harmonica 1
Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times 1
Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics 1
Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin 1
Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top 1
Hodgman's lobsterskin pants 1
Hodgman's lucky sock 1
Hodgman's metal detector 1
Hodgman's porkpie hat 1
Hodgman's varcolac paw 1
homeopathic healing powder 1
honey-dew 2
honey-dipped locust 1
hopping socks 1
horizontal tango 1
hors d'oeuvre tray 2
hot and sour sauce 2
hot buttered roll 4
hot cross bow 2
hot date 69
hot hi mein 1
hot katana blade 3
hot nuggets 2
hot pink lipstick 1
hot powder 1
hot stuffing 1
hot wad 1,000
hot wing 100
hot-ass club 1
hovering sombrero 1
huge spoon 10
hungover chauvinist pig 1
hyperbolic plasma focuser 1
hyperinflated seal lung 2
hypodermic needle 1
ice skate decoy 1
ice skate doll 1
ice stein 5
ice-cold fotie 6
ice-cold Sir Schlitz 12
ice-cold six-pack 1
ice-cold Willer 5
iced-out bling 5
icicle katana 1
icy katana hilt 1
icy mushroom wine 2
icy-hot katana 1
iGoogly 237
Iiti Kitty phone charm 1
imbued seal-blubber candle 1
imitation crab crate 1
imitation crab meat 1
imitation nice watch 1
imitation whetstone 2
immense cyborg hand 1
Imp Ale 666
incredibly creepy marionette 2
infant sandworm 1
infernal fife 6
infernal insoles 15
infernal toilet brush 1
inflatable duck 6
ingot of seal-iron 1
Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration 1
ink bladder 1
inkwell 10
Inndya trading card 1
insanely spicy bean burrito 1
insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito 1
insanely spicy jumping bean burrito 1
interesting-looking twig 1
invisible bag 7
ion grid 5
ion-pulse modulation stabilizer 1
irate sombrero 10
Iron Beta of Industry 13
iron pasta spoon 3
irradiated candy cane 1
jabañero pepper 1
jabañero-flavored chewing gum 6
jack flapper 1
jamfish jam 2
jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade 11
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Jarlsberg's key lime 1
Jarlsberg's key lime pie 1
jawbruiser 2
Jawmaster 2000™ 1
jazz soap 2
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jet bennie marble 1
jewelry-making pliers 1
Jolly Roger charrrm 22
Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet 22
joybuzzer 3
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jug of porquoise juice 1
jug-o-magicalness 30
Jumbo Dr. Lucifer 6
jumbo olive 1
jumping bean burrito 1
jumping bean taco 1
jungle drum 2
juniper berries 6
kamicorpse-ee 2
keg shield 1
Kentucky-fried meat crossbow 1
Kentucky-fried meat staff 1
Kentucky-fried meat sword 1
Kentucky-style derby 2
ketchup 30
ketchup hound 3
Kevlar balloon 1
kick-ass kicks 1
kickback cookbook 1
killer rag doll 1
killing feather 29
Kiss the Knob apron 3
Kissin' Cousins 2
kite 1
Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card 2
kiwi 6
kneecapping stick 1
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Knob Goblin elite pants 1
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Knob Goblin elite shirt 30
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Knob Goblin firecracker 12
Knob Goblin harem pants 93
Knob Goblin harem veil 124
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Knob Goblin lunchbox 7
Knob Goblin melon baller 5
Knob Goblin nasal spray 2
Knob Goblin pants 1
Knob Goblin perfume 20
Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray 10
Knob Goblin scimitar 11
Knob Goblin seltzer 2
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Knob Goblin spatula 2
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Knob Goblin stink bomb 4
Knob Goblin superseltzer 1
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Knob Goblin Uberpants 10
Knob Goblin visor 3
knob ka-bobs 10
Knob Kitchen grab-bag 1
Knob lo mein 1
Knob mushroom 1
knob mushroom wine 1
Knob pasty 1
Knob sausage 78
Knob sausage stir-fry 1
Knob shroomkabob 1
Knob stir-fry 1
Knob stroganoff 10
Knob stuffed shells 1
knobby helmet turtle 1
knobby kneepads 4
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Knoll mushroom 1
knoll mushroom wine 1
Knoll shroomkabob 1
Knoll stir-fry 1
knuckle sandwich 1
kumquat 1
ladle of mystery 1
large box 1
large cocoa eggshell fragment 1
laser-broiled pear 51
lavender candy heart 113
lavender candygram 1
lavender paisley oyster egg 56
lavender plastic oyster egg 8
lavender polka-dot oyster egg 96
lavender striped oyster egg 7
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lawnmower blade 1
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lead yo-yo 1
Lead Zeta of Chastity 2
leaf 10
leaf of grass 1
leaflet 1
leather chaps 2
leather mask 18
leathery bat skin 139
leathery cat skin 200
leathery rat skin 68
LED block 20
leftover Crimbo rations 1
leftovers of indeterminate origin 1
lemon 6
lemon meringue pie 1
lemonade marble 1
length of string 1
leotarrrd 1
leprechaun hatchling 1
less-than-three-shaped box 1
lesser grodulated violet 1
Let Me Be! 2
letterman's jacket 1
lewd playing card 5
libation of liveliness 22
library card 3
licorice garrote 4
lifeless meat doll 1
lihc eye 50
lihc eye pie 10
lihc face 30
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line 100
linoleum crossbow 3
linoleum crossbow string 1
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linoleum meat stack 1
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linoleum stick 1
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little paper umbrella 12
little round pebble 10
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live wire 1
llama lama cria 2
llama lama gong 1
loaded serum blowgun 1
loathing eagle baby-doll shirt 5
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logic synthesizer 41
long pork 12
long pork casserole 1
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long pork lasagna 3
long skinny balloon 5
long-stemmed rose 12
longhaired hippy wig 1
loose teeth 13,500
Lord of the Flies-sized fries 10
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 70
los chinos 1
lotion of coldness 6
lotion of hotness 6
lotion of sleaziness 17
lotion of spookiness 6
lotion of stench 6
Loudmouth Larry Lamprey 28
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love song of icy revenge 1
love song of naughty innuendo 1
love song of smoldering passion 1
love song of sugary cuteness 1
love song of vague ambiguity 1
lovecat tail 1
lowercase N 100
lucky ball-and-chain 1
lucky bottlecap 4
lucky rabbit's foot 7
Lucky Surprise Egg 11
lumbering jack 1
lump of coal 1
lump of diamond 1
lump of Saccharine Maple sap 4
lupine sword 1
M-242 10
Mace of the Tortoise 1
machetito 1
mad scientist's sock monkey 2
Mad Train wine 12
Mae West 1
Mae West with a fly in it 1
mafia aria 20
magic lamp 3
magic whistle 1
magical ice cube with a fly in it 6
magical ice cubes 12
magical mystery juice 12
magicalness-in-a-can 5
magilaser blastercannon 10
MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech 3
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magnifying glass 1
maid head 1
maiden wig 1
makeshift cape 1
makeshift crane 1
makeshift skirt 1
makeshift turban 1
mandarina colada 1
mandarina colada with a fly in it 1
Manetwich 2
manly bloomers 1
many-eyed glasses 1
maple leaf 1
maple syrup 2
margarita 6
mariachi G-string 30
mariachi pants 1
marine aquamarine 1
Mariner's Friend cough drops 5
marionette 1
marionette collective 1
marshmallow 250
martini 1
marzipan skull 110
mass of wriggling tentacles 1
massive sitar 1
mauve paisley oyster egg 188
mauve plastic oyster egg 9
mauve polka-dot oyster egg 60
mauve striped oyster egg 84
Maxing, Relaxing 1
Maxwell's Silver Hammer 1
McMillicancuddy's Special Lager 9
meat cowboy hat 3
Meat detector 1
meat engine 1
meat face 2
meat from yesterday 2
meat golem 1
Meat maid 2
Meat maid body 1
meat paste 6
meat shield 3
meat stack 1
meat vortex 1
meatcar model 1
meatloaf helmet 3
meatsmithing guide 1
meatspout staff 1
meaty helmet turtle 2
Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs 1
medium slimy cyst 1
megatofu 1
Meleegra™ pills 69
melted Jell-o shot 6
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memory of a CA base pair 1
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memory of a CT base pair 1
memory of a G 6
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memory of some delicious amino acids 14
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menudo 1
menudo ravioli 20
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Mer-kin healscroll 1
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Mer-kin hookspear 1
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Mer-kin roundshield 1
Mer-kin sneakmask 1
Mer-kin takebag 1
Mer-kin thingpouch 1
mermaid's purse 1
mesh cap 1
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metallic A 5,100
metallic foil bow 1
metallic foil cat ears 1
metallic foil radar dish 1
metrognome 1
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler 6
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub 5,000
milk of magnesium 1
milky potion 1
mimosette 1
mind flayer corpse 1
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miner's pants 1
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miniature castagnets 1
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miniature Jacob's ladder 1
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Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot 2
Miniborg hiveminder 6
Miniborg laser 6
Miniborg stomper 6
Miniborg strangler 6
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mixed wildflower greens 20
Mob Penguin cellular phone 3
Mohawk wig 501
moist sailor's cap 2
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mole molé 4
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Mon Tiki 1
monkey wrench 6
monomolecular yo-yo 10
Monstar energy beverage 10
monster bait 1
mood ring 1
moonglasses 1
Morbidda trading card 2
Morlock's Mark Bourbon 1
mostly rat-hide leggings 1
mother's little helper 20
mother's secret recipe 1
Mountain Stream soda 6
moxie magnet 1
moxie weed 50
Mr. Accessory 1
Mr. Joe's bangles 6
Mr. Mediocrebar 1
Ms. Accessory 1
MSG 1
muculent machete 1
Mudflap-Girl Earring 1
Mudflap-Girl Necklace 1
Mudflap-Girl Ring 1
mugcake 74
mulled cider 2
mullet wig 1
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mummy mask 13
mummy wrapping 215
munchies pill 1
murky potion 1
mushroom fermenting solution 20
mushroom pizza 6
Mylar balloon 2
mylar scout drone 14
nanite-infested candy cane 16
nanite-infested eggnog 3
nanite-infested fruitcake 4
nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear 10
nanofiber cloth 142
Nardz energy beverage 1
nasty rat mask 1
nasty-ass club 1
natty blue ascot 1
natural fennel soda 1
Nayztameetjoo trading card 1
ND 2
necklace chain 1
Necrotelicomnicon 2
Neuromancer 1
neurostim pill 1
New Cloaca-Cola 1
Newbiesport™ tent 2
NG 1
Nickel Gamma of Frugality 30
night-vision goggles 1
ninja hot pants 10
ninja mop 9
non-stick pugil stick 1
Northern pemmican 6
Nose Ring of Putrescence 1
not-a-pipe 6
nothing-in-the-box 11
nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box 1
Now and Earlier 4
nurse's hat 1
nutty organic salad 1
obsidian dagger 59
ocarina of space 200
ocean motion 1
octopus's spade 1
odor extractor 1
off-white paisley oyster egg 42
off-white plastic oyster egg 15
off-white polka-dot oyster egg 24
off-white striped oyster egg 208
office-supply crossbow 1
oil of expertise 1
oil of oiliness 1
Oil of Parrrlay 10
oil of slipperiness 12
oil of stability 1
oily golden mushroom 1
oily mushroom wine 2
ointment of the occult 14
Ol' Scratch's ash can 1
Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork 1
Ol' Scratch's ol' britches 1
Ol' Scratch's salad fork 1
Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat 1
old coin purse 20
old leather wallet 16
old patched suit-pants 1
old school flying disc 2
old soft shoes 1
old-fashioned 1
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original G 15,500
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Penultimate Fantasy chest 7,000
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Really Expensive Jewelry and You 1
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Sensual Massage for Creeps 12
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Sinful Desires 2
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Snow Queen Crown 30
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stick 8
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Summer Nights 1
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Super Magic Power Sword X 2
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tiny plastic Hellion 9
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tiny plastic howling balloon monkey 2
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tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl 237
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tiny plastic leprechaun 2
tiny plastic levitating potato 3
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tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven 1
tiny plastic Mob Penguin 5
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tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy 7
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tiny plastic Protagonist 4
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tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime 2
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tiny plastic Scream Queen 2
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tiny plastic smarmy pirate 3
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tiny plastic The Man 6
tiny plastic topiary golem 5
tiny plastic Trouser Snake 6
tiny plastic turtle tamer 2
tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo 2
tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni 5
tiny plastic warwelf 9
tiny plastic whitesnake 3
tiny plastic XXX pr0n 5
tiny plastic zmobie 6
tiny shaker of salt 1
tiny slimy cyst 1
tip jar 1
tires 4
tisket 1
titanium assault umbrella 1,500
toast 10
toast with jam 1
tofu casserole 5
tofu stir-fry 1
tofu taco 1
tofu wonton 10
tofurkey gravy 12
tofurkey leg 10
tofurkey nugget 1
Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste 20
tomato 6
tomato daiquiri 1
tomato juice of powerful power 20
tomb ratchet 1
tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie 3
tonic water 1
tooth 24
toothbrush 37
toothsome rock 1
top 1
torquoise 1
torquoise ring 1
tortoboggan 3
tortoboggan shield 2
tortoise's blessing 2
towel 2
toy crazy train 1
toy deathbot 2
toy hoverpad 254
toy jet pack 1
toy maglev monorail 2
toy mercenary 2
toy ray gun 2
toy six-seater hovercraft 2
toy soldier 1
toy space helmet 1
toy train 1
toy wheel 1
Travels with Jerry 2
tree-eating kite 3
Trollhouse cookies 20
tropical orchid 3
tropical paperweight 1
tropical swill 1
tropical wrapping paper 2
troutpiece 1
true grit 30
tube of cranberry Go-Goo 2
tube of dread wax 20
tube of hair oil 3
tube sock 2
Tuesday's ruby 4
tulip 1
tuning fork 1
turtle pheromones 1
turtle totem 3
turtle wax 1
turtle wax greaves 1
turtle wax helmet 1
turtle wax shield 1
turtlemail bits 1
turtlemail breeches 1
turtlemail coif 1
turtlemail hauberk 1
turtling rod 1
tuxedo shirt 1
twinkly nuggets 1,000
twinkly powder 1
twinkly wad 1,000
twitching claw 1
two-handed depthsword 3
Typical Tavern swill 13
ultimate ultimate frisbee 1
Uncle Crimbo's Rations 5
Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix 1
uncooked chorizo 3
underwater slingshot 1
undissolvable contact lenses 1
unearthly onyx 1
unemployed hunchbacked minion 2
unfortunate dumplings 4
uniclops egg 2
unidentified jerky 101
union scalemail pants 1
unlocked meat locker 2
unrefined Mountain Stream syrup 6
unrolling pin 1
unstable DNA 100
unstable laser battery 155
unstable quark 2
untamable turtle 1
unwound clockwork grapefruit 1
upsy daisy 9
Uranium Omega of Temperance 1
urchin roe 1
urinal cake 15
useless powder 23
Valentine 39
Valentine's Day cake 1
valuable trinket 100
vampire collar 9
vampire duck-on-a-string 1
Vaso De Agua trading card 1
velcro boots 2
velcro broadsword 1
velcro ore 1
velcro shield 1
velvet choker 1
Venus flytrap 3
vertebra of the Bonerdagon 24
very large caltrop 1
vial of baconstone juice 1
vial of Gnomochloric acid 1
vial of hamethyst juice 1
vial of patchouli oil 6
vial of porquoise juice 1
vibrating cyborg knife 5
viking helmet 2
vinegar 7
vinegar-soaked lemon slice 2,000
vinyl boots 1
vinyl ore 1
vinyl shield 1
vitachoconutriment capsule 23
vodka and cranberry 1
vodka and tonic 1
vodka gibson 1
vodka martini 1
vodka stratocaster 1
volleyball 3
voodoo snuff 1
vorpal blade 1
WA 3
wad of cotton 1
wad of dough 10
wad of slimy rags 1
wad of tofu 50
walrus-tusk earring 3
Wand of Nagamar 1
Wand of Oscus 1
wang 5
war tongs 2
warm mushroom 1
Warm Subject gift certificate 4,800
washboard shield 1
water pipe bomb 10
water wings 6
water-polo cap 1
waterlogged bootstraps 1
weegee sqouija 1
wet stew 1
wheel 1
whip kit 3
whiskey and cola 1
whiskey and soda 1
whiskey bittersweet 3
whiskey sour 1
white balloon 6
white Canadian 1
white candy heart 112
white candygram 1
white chocolate and tomato pizza 1
white chocolate chip brownies 2
white chocolate chip cookies 24
white chocolate chips 12
White Citadel burger 1
White Citadel fries 1
white collar 6
white hat hacker T-shirt 8
White Hyborian 2
white lightning 1
white picket fence 1
white pixel 30
white rice 1
white satin pants 10
white satin shield 1
white snake skin 50
white snakeskin duster 3
white sword 10
white whip 6
white Xanadian 1
wholeberd 1
whoopie cushion 8
wicker shield 1
wiffle-flail 4
willowy bonnet 1
wind-up chattering teeth 6
windchimes 1
wine spritzer 1
Wint-O-Fresh mint 31
wintergreen-flavored potato chips 1
witch hat 1
witty rapier 26,371
Woldo trading card 1
wolf mask 1,000
wolfman mask 18
Wolfman Nardz 1
wonderwall shield 1
wooden axe 1
wooden block 1
wooden figurine 100
wooden salad bowl 1
wooden stakes 50
wool hat 10
woolen cravat 1
world's smallest violin 3
worn tophat 1
worthless gewgaw 1
worthless knick-knack 1
worthless trinket 1
woven baling wire bracelets 1
wreath of laurels 1
wrench bracelet 21
wriggling tentacle 1
wussiness potion 10
X-37 gun 1
x-ray specs 17
yak anorak 3
yak skin 25
yak toupee 1
yak whip 4
yakskin buckler 1
yakskin kilt 1
yakskin pants 1
yakskin skirt 1
yam candy 1
ye olde golde frontes 1
Ye Olde Navy Fleece 1
yellow brick road 1
yellow candy heart 106
Yellow Moon of Compassion 3
yellow paisley oyster egg 11
yellow plastic hard hat 1
yellow plastic oyster egg 1
yellow polka-dot oyster egg 9
yellow snowcone 3
yellow striped oyster egg 4
yeti fur 550
yield shield 1
yo 20
yo-yo 2
yohohoyo 100
yummy death watch beetle 20
Yummy Tummy bean 16
zen motorcycle 1
Zim Merman's guitar 3
Zinc Delta of Tranquility 3
zmobie 1
Zombo's grievous greaves 1
Zombo's shield 1
Zombo's skull ring 1
Zombo's skullcap 1
Zu Mannkäse Dienen 1