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This player is a member of the clan Coffee Plan Nation.

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DeDiddlyDawg (#1144948)
This player has 3,679 unique items and 90,057 total items in his/her display case.

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Abuela Crimbo's special magnet 1
adorable seal larva 1
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility 1
Argarggagarg's fang 1
Bling of the New Wave 2
Blue Diamond of Honesty 8
Boots of Twilight Whispers 2
booze drive button 1
booze-soaked cherry 14
boring spaghetti 10
Boris's key lime 3
Boris's key lime pie 2
Boris's ring 2
Boss Drops 1
bottle of alcohol 16
bottle of black cat tonic 1
bottle of Blank-Out 2
bottle of bubbles 3
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 5
bottle of clam juice 2
bottle of cooking sherry 47
bottle of Definit 5
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 24
bottle of drinkin' gas 1
bottle of Evermore 46
bottle of fruity "wine" 2
bottle of gin 140
bottle of Goldschnöckered 1
bottle of goofballs 26
bottle of Greedy Dog 2
bottle of gregnadigne 1
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 4
bottle of laundry sherry 5
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 33
bottle of lighter fluid 7
bottle of melodramamine 1
bottle of moontan lotion 1
bottle of Old Pugilist 2
bottle of perfume 1
bottle of Pete's Sake 3
bottle of Pinot Renoir 8
bottle of pirate juice 2
bottle of popskull 33
bottle of Professor Beer 1
bottle of Rapier Witbier 1
bottle of Red-Out 18
bottle of rum 2,108
bottle of sake 8
bottle of sewage schnapps 8
bottle of tequila 135
bottle of ultravitamins 5
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 4
bottle of vodka 184
bottle of whiskey 251
bottle of wine 14
bottle opener belt buckle 176
bottlecap turtle 1
bottled inspiration 5
bottled swamp gas 4
boulder 5
Boulevardier cocktail 3
bouquet of circular saw blades 1
bowl of cottage cheese 104
bowl of Jeal-O 12
bowl of lucky charms 1
bowl of maggots 1
bowl of marinade 4
bowl of mernudo 21
bowl of mummy guts 1
bowl of topioca 3
bowling ball 23
box 74
box of Dweebs 28
box of hickory chips 1
box of sunshine 97
box turtle 1
boxed champagne 6
boxed wine 56
boxing glove 4
brain preservation fluid 1
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 37
brains casserole 4
brainwave-controlled unicorn horn 1
brainy skull 2
Bram's choker 1
brass crank handle 1
brass gear 36
brass turkey knuckles 2
bread line 6
bread man 3
bread pie 65
breadchucks 2
breath mint 2
brick 2
brick of sand 1
BRICKO bat 2
BRICKO brick 123
BRICKO bulwark 1
BRICKO elephant 1
BRICKO eye brick 22
BRICKO hat 2
BRICKO ooze 2
BRICKO oyster 2
BRICKO pants 2
BRICKO stud 20
BRICKO sword 2
BRICKO turtle 1
briefcase 75
brigand brittle 13
Bright Water 1
brilliant oyster egg 5
brine 7
broken high-temperature mining drill 1
broken skull 19
broken sword 16
bronze breastplate 15
bronze handcuffs 1
bronze polish 25
bronzed locust 25
brown felt tophat 20
brown paper bag mask 15
brown paper pants 15
brown pixel 157
brown plastic baby 1
brown sugar cane 63
Bruno's blessing of Mars 17
buñuelos Jaliscos 1
BUBBLE GUM 16
bubble-wrap simulator 2
bubble-wrap simulator (half broken) 1
bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) 1
bubble-wrap simulator (one button left) 1
bubblewrap crossbow 1
bubblewrap ore 50
bubblin' chemistry solution 20
bubblin' crude 871
bubbly potion 42
bucket of fish juice 15
bucket of honey 8
bugbear beanie 55
bugbear bungguard 38
bugbear detector 2
Bugbearclaw Donut 20
bugged balaclava 1
bugged beanie 1
Bulky Buddy Box 1
bull blubber 25
bullet-proof corduroys 44
bum cheek 37
bunch of square grapes 47
bundle of "fragrant" herbs 1
bunny liver 300
buoybottoms 11
burning newspaper 2
burst hellseal brain 11
BURT 136
Burt's blessing of Bacchus 16
bus pass 1
button rouge 14
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 13
C.B.F.G. 1
cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 2
cactus fruit 24
cactus monocle 1
Camp Scout pup tent 43
can of Binarrrca 8
can of black paint 7
can of Brütalbräu 9
can of cherry-flavored sterno 1
can of CRIMBCOLA 5
can of depilatory cream 2
can of drain cleaner 18
can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ 2
can of Impetuous Scofflaw 2
can of maces 5
can of mixed everything 1
can of Red Minotaur 14
can of sardines 24
can of spinach 2
can of starch 1
can of Swiller 124
can of the cheapest beer 2
can-can-in-a-can 3
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 5
candied almond 9
candied bolts 6
candied kobold 9
candied nuts 4
candied pecan 1
candied yam pinky ring 1
candied yams 29
candy brain 7
candy cane 17
candy carrot 2
candy chalk 7
candy cigarette 23
candy drive button 1
candy harmonica 5
candy kneecapping stick 4
candy knife 1
candy knuckles 11
candy mountain oyster 1
candy necktie 1
candy skeleton 1
candy stake 1
candy UFOs 2
cannonball charrrm 13
canopic jar 248
cap gun 2
captured boozles 26
carbonated soy milk 169
carbonated water lily 83
cardboard katana 7
cardboard ore 51
cardboard wakizashi 13
carob brownies 1
carob chunk cookies 1
carob chunks 18
carrot cake 4
carrot claret 1
carrot juice 6
carrot nose 1
carrot-on-a-stick 3
carton of gaspers 22
carton of rotten eggs 6
carton of snake milk 52
cartoon heart 1
casino pass 7
cast 98
cast-iron legacy paddle 3
cat appendix 36
catfish whiskers 19
catgut 66
catskin cap 1
catsup 2
cement sandals 1
censored can label 17
Centauri fish wine 1
centipede eggs 25
centurion helmet 2
chain-mail monokini 1
chakra malt 4
chaos butterfly 51
charged magnet 1
charisma potion 13
Charity's choker 22
charming flute 39
charpuce jub-jub bird 1
cheap cigar butt 23
cheap clip-on ninja tie 32
cheap plastic blowgun 19
cheap plastic kazoo 1
cheap studded belt 1
cheap sunglasses 1
cheap toaster 9
cheap wind-up clock 10
cheer extractor 1
cheer-o-gram 7
Cheer-Up soda 4
cheerful antler hat 3
cheerful Crimbo sweater 3
cheerful pajama pants 2
chef's hat 59
cherry 41
Cherry Cloaca Cola 2
Cherrytastrophe wine cooler 1
chewable paper 1
chewing gum on a string 105
chicle de salchicha 22
child-sized dracula cloak 24
children of the candy corn 1
Chinese curse words 1
chintzy accordion pin 1
chintzy disco ball pendant 4
chintzy saucepan earring 1
chintzy seal pendant 1
chintzy turtle brooch 1
chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli 20
chiptune guitar 2
chisel 2
chitin powder paste 1
chlorine crystal 17
chloroform rag 37
choco-Crimbot 2
Choco-Mint patty 1
chocolate box 1
chocolate filthy lucre 29
chocolate frosted sugar bomb 1
chocolate seal-clubbing club 4
chocolate spurs 1
chocolate-frosted king cake 2
chocolate-stained collar 1
chocotini 2
chopsticks 11
Chori Zo trading card 2
chorizo brownies 1
chorizo taco 9
chrome crossbow 1
chrome crossbow string 1
chrome helmet turtle 1
chrome ore 41
chrome staff 1
chrome stick 1
Chroner 546
Chroner trigger 1
chunk of hot iron 3
chunk of rock salt 68
cigar box turtle 21
cigarette lighter 85
Cinco Mayo Lager 1
cinnamon cannoli 1
circle drum 1
circular CRIMBCOOKIE 1
Claw of the Infernal Seal 3
clay peace-sign bead 20
Claybender glasses 9
clear Russian 30
Cloaca Cola Polar 1
Cloaca-Cola 4
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 1
Cloaca-Cola knapsack 2
Cloak of Dire Shadows 2
clock-cleaning hammer 1
clockwork bartender head 1
clockwork crossbow 1
clockwork doohickey 1
clockwork handle 2
clockwork key 1
clockwork maid 1
cloning kit 9
cloudy potion 32
clove-flavored lip balm 17
clown shoes 8
clown skin 28
clown whip 5
clown wig 3
clownskin belt 6
clownskin buckler 6
clownskin harness 7
club of the five seasons 9
clumsiness bark 33
clutch of dodecapede eggs 6
coal contact lenses 27
coal dust 29
coal paperweight 1
coal shovel 5
coarse hemp socks 1
Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau 12
cocktail mushroom 1
cocktail napkin 35
cocktail onion 1
cocoa egg 1
cocoa eggshell fragment 601
coconut shell 157
cod cape 1
coffee pixie stick 1
coffin lid 7
cog 27
cog and sprocket assembly 1
cold hi mein 1
Cold Hots candy 15
cold mashed potatoes 10
cold nuggets 52
cold powder 15
cold wad 38
cold water bottle 12
collection of tiny spooky objects 9
cologne of contempt 14
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 4
colorful plastic ball 1
colorful toad 43
comb jelly 19
combat fan 1
Comet Drop 1
Comet Pop 2
comfy pillow 21
commemorative war stein 1
communal gobstopper 3
communications windchimes 296
compressed air canister 18
compression stocking 14
concentrated cordial of concentration 16
concentrated magicalness pill 32
concoction of clumsiness 16
confiscated cell phone 1
confiscated comic book 2
conjured ice cream 19
Connery's Elixir of Audacity 24
contract enforcement stick 6
control crystal 1
cookie cookie 4
cool mushroom 9
cool mushroom wine 2
cool whip 8
coping juice 1
copper ha'penny charrrm 11
cordial of concentration 16
corn holder 24
corncob pipe 1
corned beet 1
cornuthaum 8
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 3
Corpse Island iced tea 12
corpse on the beach 23
corpsebite 1
corpsedriver 3
corpsetini 4
corrupted bird DNA 2
corrupted data 1
corrupted marrow 43
cosmetic football 1
costume rental shop 15
costume sword 2
cottage 1
cotton candy cone 148
cotton candy cordial 1
cotton candy pinch 1
cotton candy plug 4
cotton candy skoshe 2
cotton candy smidgen 7
cozy scarf 1
crêepy mask 29
cracker 1
Cracklin' Oat Bran 16
cranberries 103
cranberry cordial 23
cranberry margarita (brackish) 2
crappy brain 130
crappy waiter disguise 54
crazy hobo notebook 5
crazy little Turkish delight 24
cream stout 22
creamsicle 21
creepy doll head 1
creepy ginger ale 23
creepy nursery rhyme 18
creepy voice box 2
creepy-ass club 1
Crepes a la Lune 1
crident 20
CRIMBCO lanyard 1
CRIMBCO scrip 100
CRIMBCOIDS mints 3
CRIMBCOLOAF 5
Crimbo candied pecan 3
Crimbo Credit 26
Crimbo Factory surprise box 7
Crimbo fudge 5
Crimbo peppermint bark 4
Crimbo pie 1
Crimbo salad 6
Crimbo smile 1
Crimbo train emergency brake 6
Crimbo training manual 1
Crimbo wreath 1
Crimbojito 4
Crimbomega drive chain 1
Crimbomination Contraption 1
Crimbonium fuel rod 6
Crimbot battery 1
Crimbot schematic: Big Head 4
Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel 1
Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher 1
Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter 2
Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder 1
Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso 3
Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head 1
Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun 1
Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun 1
Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs 1
Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads 1
Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs 3
Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan 1
Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite 1
Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise 4
Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis 2
Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module 1
Crimbot schematic: Power Arm 2
Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler 1
Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head 1
Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator 1
Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker 3
Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun 7
Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet 4
Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis 6
Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet 1
Crimbuccaneer breeches 3
Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) 2
Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 1
Crimbuccaneer tricorn 2
Crimbuck 100
crimsilion jub-jub bird 1
croquet hedgehog 1
crotchety pants 1
crowbarrr 5
Crown of the Goblin King 15
crude crudités 21
crude voodoo doll 6
cruelty-free wine 51
crusty hula hoop 6
cryptic puzzle box 1
crystal belt buckle 1
crystal decanter 1
crystal skeleton vodka 1
crystalline cheer 246
crystalline reamer 1
crystallized memory 1
CSA all-purpose soap 23
CSA bravery badge 97
CSA discount card 25
CSA fire-starting kit 49
CSA obedience grenade 21
CSA scoutmaster's "water" 33
cube of billiard chalk 3
cube of ectoplasm 25
cuddly teddy bear 1
cup of hickory chicory 1
cup of infinite pencils 1
cup of lukewarm tea 1
cup of primitive beer 30
curmudgel 7
cursed bottle of black-label rum 1
cursed chocolate doubloon 9
cursed wishbone 4
custard pie 44
custom sixgun 3
cute bow from beyond the stars 1
cylindrical mold 51
D roll 6
d10 1
d12 37
Daffy Taffy 119
daily dungeon malware 2
daisy 1
damp bar rag 19
dance card 18
dancing fan 18
dangerous jerkcicle 38
Danglin' Chad's loincloth 2
Dark & Starry 1
dark baconstone ring 1
dark hamethyst ring 1
dark porquoise ring 1
dark potion 24
Das Überkühlraum trading card 3
day shortener 1
day-old beer 10
Deactivated MiniMechaElf 1
dead guy's watch 21
dead lights pie 1
deadfall branch 1
death blossom 3
decaying goldfish liver 15
decent brain 297
decomposed boot 13
decorative fountain 23
Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe 18
dehydrated caviar 37
delicious candy 1
delicious comfit? 3
delicious noodles 8
delicious spicy noodles 2
delicious stinkbug 1
delicious swamp muck 20
demon skin 66
demonic surgical gloves 17
demonskin jacket 1
Dennis's blessing of Minerva 7
dense meat stack 106
dental pliers 1
dented harmonica 20
dented spoon 45
deodorant 36
depantsing bomb 40
depleted Crimbonium football helmet 2
depleted Grimacite grappling hook 1
depleted Grimacite gravy boat 1
depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick 1
depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt 1
depleted uranium seal figurine 3
desiccated apricot 39
desktop zen garden 1
devil-summoning hat 18
deviled egg 8
devilish folio 25
diamond necklace 1
diamond-studded cane 25
didgeridooka 39
Diet Cloaca Cola 1
dieting pill 1
digital key lime pie 2
dilapidated wizard hat 2
dill 87
diluted makeup 10
dingy planks 6
dinner roll 15
dire fudgesicle 51
dirty hobo gloves 46
dirty rigging rope 1
disassembled clover 2
Disco 'Fro Pick 3
disco ball 96
Disco Banjo 1
disco horoscope (Aquarius) 2
disco horoscope (Aries) 3
disco horoscope (Cancer) 4
disco horoscope (Capricorn) 2
disco horoscope (Gemini) 3
disco horoscope (Leo) 1
disco horoscope (Libra) 1
disco horoscope (Pisces) 3
disco horoscope (Sagittarius) 1
disco horoscope (Scorpio) 2
disco horoscope (Virgo) 3
disco mask 103
disease 45
disembodied brain 33
disembodied smile 1
dishrag 5
disintegrating quill pen 89
disintegrating sheet music 90
disintegrating spiky collar 1
displaced fish 53
disposable instant camera 22
disposable lighter 22
distilled resin 1
distressed denim pants 73
disturbing fanfic 48
divine blowout 153
divine can of silly string 20
divine champagne flute 1
divine cracker 186
divine noisemaker 104
DNOTC Box 6
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 52
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 99
Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic 1
Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent 1
Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm 1
Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum 11
dog ointment 9
Dogsgotnonoz pills 4
doll house 2
dollar-sign bag 17
dollhive 8
Dolphin King's crown 1
donated booze 230
donated candy 32
donated food 68
donkey flipbook 3
dope gangsta bling-bling 18
double-barreled sling 9
Doublepunchplanter 2
drab sonata 31
draggin' ball hat 27
dragon snaps 9
dragonfish caviar 1
Dramatic™ range 8
dreadlock whip 3
dress pants 5
dried face 11
drinks tray 17
Drip harness 1
drippy truncheon 1
drive-thru burger 1
Drizzlers™ Black Licorice 23
droll monocle 2
drone self-destruct chip 4
droopy doll eye 7
Drowsy Sword 15
drum machine 30
drum of tommy ammo 18
Drunken Astrophysicist 1
Drunken Philosopher 1
dry cleaning receipt 21
dry martini 19
dry noodles 10
drywall axe 11
duct tape 24
duct tape buckler 1
duct tape dockers 2
duct tape fedora 4
duct tape sword 1
dude ranch souvenir crate 5
DUFRESNE Suds 1
dumb mud 2
dungeoneer's dungarees 11
dungeoneering kit 10
duonoculars 3
Duskwalker fangs 5
Duskwalker syringe 16
Dust bunny 20
dusty animal cranium 2
dusty animal skull 1
dusty bottle of Marsala 73
dusty bottle of Merlot 68
dusty bottle of Muscat 90
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 69
dusty bottle of Port 88
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 72
dusty eighth caudal vertebra 2
dusty eighth thoracic vertebra 3
dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra 3
dusty fifth caudal vertebra 2
dusty fifth cervical vertebra 5
dusty fifth lumbar vertebra 1
dusty fifth thoracic vertebra 3
dusty first caudal vertebra 3
dusty first cervical vertebra 4
dusty first lumbar vertebra 1
dusty first thoracic vertebra 3
dusty fourth caudal vertebra 6
dusty fourth cervical vertebra 2
dusty fourth lumbar vertebra 3
dusty fourth thoracic vertebra 3
dusty left clavicle 4
dusty left eighth rib 2
dusty left eleventh rib 5
dusty left femur 3
dusty left fibula 2
dusty left fifth rib 1
dusty left first front claw 1
dusty left first rear claw 3
dusty left first rib 1
dusty left fourth front claw 5
dusty left fourth rear claw 1
dusty left fourth rib 2
dusty left humerus 5
dusty left kneecap 4
dusty left ninth rib 6
dusty left radius 4
dusty left scapula 4
dusty left second front claw 4
dusty left second rear claw 1
dusty left second rib 6
dusty left seventh rib 5
dusty left sixth rib 4
dusty left tenth rib 5
dusty left third front claw 2
dusty left third rear claw 3
dusty left third rib 2
dusty left thumb 3
dusty left tibia 4
dusty left twelfth rib 2
dusty left ulna 4
dusty ninth caudal vertebra 2
dusty ninth thoracic vertebra 2
dusty right clavicle 6
dusty right eighth rib 5
dusty right eleventh rib 3
dusty right femur 3
dusty right fibula 4
dusty right fifth rib 3
dusty right fourth front claw 5
dusty right fourth rear claw 5
dusty right fourth rib 3
dusty right humerus 2
dusty right kneecap 1
dusty right ninth rib 3
dusty right scapula 4
dusty right second front claw 3
dusty right second rib 5
dusty right seventh rib 1
dusty right sixth rib 2
dusty right tenth rib 5
dusty right third front claw 4
dusty right third rear claw 2
dusty right third rib 1
dusty right tibia 6
dusty right twelfth rib 3
dusty right ulna 4
dusty sacral vertebrae 4
dusty second caudal vertebra 3
dusty second cervical vertebra 2
dusty second lumbar vertebra 4
dusty second thoracic vertebra 4
dusty seventh caudal vertebra 4
dusty seventh cervical vertebra 4
dusty seventh lumbar vertebra 2
dusty seventh thoracic vertebra 5
dusty sixth cervical vertebra 7
dusty sixth lumbar vertebra 2
dusty sixth thoracic vertebra 4
dusty tenth caudal vertebra 2
dusty tenth thoracic vertebra 7
dusty third caudal vertebra 3
dusty third lumbar vertebra 3
dusty third thoracic vertebra 5
dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra 4
dwarf bread 19
dwarvish magazine 18
Dweebisol™ inhaler 26
Dyspepsi-Cola 158
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues 1
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet 2
Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack 2
eagle feather 36
eagle's milk 22
ear candle 1
ear poison 2
Earth, Wind and Firewater 1
Eau de Guaneau 1
ectoplasm au jus 14
ectoplasmic orbs 66
edible alien plant bit 3
eel battery 17
eerily silent box 1
Effermint™ tablets 29
effervescent potion 29
effluvious emerald 1
eggbeater 4
eggnog 1
eggwater 9
El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) 2
El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) 1
Elder Turtle Shell 1
eldritch alignment spray 9
eldritch concentrate 1
eldritch distillate 1
eldritch dough 20
eldritch effluvium 132
eldritch essence 1
eldritch extract 1
eldritch hat 1
eldritch oil 24
eldritch rub 7
eldritch scanner 5
Eldritch snap 1
electric copperhead potion 24
electric pants 4
electric snakebite 16
electrical thingamabob 11
electronic dulcimer pants 1
elegant nightstick 18
elemental caipiroska 61
elemental sugarcube 1
elephant stinger 4
eleven-foot pole 12
Elf Army machine parts 1
Elf Farm Raffle ticket 12
Elf Guard commandeering gloves 1
Elf Guard hotpants 1
Elf Guard MPC 1
Elf Guard patrol cap 1
Elf Guard tinsel grenade 2
elf ploughshare 1
Elizabeth's paintbrush 7
Elmley shades 9
elven cellocello 8
elven hardtack 30
elven magi-pack 135
elven medi-pack 135
elven squeeze 23
elven suicide capsule 14
elven tambourine 1
Elvish delight 22
embezzler's oil 15
empty agua de vida bottle 23
empty Cloaca-Cola bottle 365
empty meat tank 2
En Una Fila Tequila 3
enchanted barbell 33
enchanted bean 134
enchanted bean burrito 20
enchanted brass knuckles 1
enchanted eyepatch 1
Enchanted Flyswatter 18
enchanted handwarmer 1
enchanted muesli 18
Enchanted Plunger 22
enchanted toothpick 8
energy drink IV 180
ennui-flavored potato chips 1
enormous belt buckle 20
enormous hoop earring 7
Ent cider 5
equal sign 12
eraser nubbin 37
escargotsicle 2
especially salty dog 1
Essence of Bear 1
eternal car battery 1
even more tinsel 1
Everlasting Deckswabber 22
Every Day is Like This Sundae 1
evil golden arch 1
evil golden arches 2
evil teddy bear 1
evil teddy bear sewing kit 1
evil-ass club 1
exactly-three-shaped box 1
excitement pill 1
exotic jungle fruit 120
exotic travel brochure 1
expensive camera 15
expensive champagne 1
experimental serum P-00 1
exploding hacky-sack 7
extra-flat panini 6
extra-greasy slider 2
extra-heavy BRICKO brick 1
extra-large palm-frond toupee 2
extra-potent gremlin mutagen 21
extra-spicy bloody mary 1
extra-strength red potion 8
extra-strength rubber bands 1
extra-strength strongness elixir 47
eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest 12
eXtreme meat sword 1
eXtreme mittens 46
eXtreme scarf 44
extremely skinny jeans 1
extremely slippery nipple 1
eye 'n' horn shampoo 1
eye of the Tiger-lily 1
eye-pod 1
eyebrow lifter 19
eyedrops of newt 13
eyedrops of the ermine 25
eyedrops of the ocelot 25
eyepatch 71
f3d0r4 17
fabric hardener 25
fabric softener 9
facehugging alien 1
facsimile dictionary 9
faded green protest sign 1
faded red protest sign 1
fairy gravy boat 1
fake blood 5
false eyelashes 2
fancy bath salts 104
fancy blue potion 12
fancy chocolate car 1
fancy dress ball 1
fancy opera glasses 1
fancy seashell necklace 3
Fantasma en la Máquina 2
fat bottom quark 2
fat loot token 16
fat stacks of cash 8
felt 2
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots 20
fermenting powder 18
ferret bait 126
Ferrigno's Elixir of Power 18
festive warbear bank 1
fetid feather 80
fettucini Inconnu 12
fez of etymology 2
figurine of a charred seal 39
figurine of a cold seal 37
figurine of a cute baby seal 23
figurine of a shadowy seal 32
figurine of a sleek seal 58
figurine of a slippery seal 60
figurine of a stinking seal 42
figurine of a wretched-looking seal 25
figurine of an ancient seal 40
figurine of an armored seal 3
filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") 32
filet of The Fish 3
filigreed hamethyst earring 1
filth-encrusted futon 1
filthy armor 21
filthy child leash 5
filthy corduroys 39
filthy hippy poncho 1
filthy knitted dread sack 35
filthy lucre 45
filthy monkey head 13
filthy pestle 20
filthy poultice 98
fine aged cheddarwurst 16
fine wine 3
finger cuffs 1
finger cymbals 8
finger exerciser 33
Finnish Fish 4
fire 1
fire flower 2
fire of unknown origin 13
fire poi 39
fireball 18
fireclutch 17
fireman's lunch 1
first-aid pouch 1
fish stick 1
fish stick cozy 1
fish-liver oil 64
fishbone belt 1
fishbone catcher's mitt 1
fishbone facemask 4
fishbone fins 1
fishbone kneepads 2
fishelada 4
fishy fish casserole 1
fishy wand 2
fitness wristband 1
Fitspiration™ poster 26
Five Second Energy™ 1
fizzing spore pod 3
fizzy potion 30
Flag by the Foot™ 2
Flamin' Whatshisname 1
flaming crutch 9
flaming feather 145
flaming glowsticks 2
flaming mushroom wine 2
flaming sword 13
flaming talons 22
flan del mar 4
Flan in the Moon 1
flange 1
flaregun 8
flashy pirate dreadlocks 30
flask flops 41
flask of baconstone juice 16
flask of Gnomochloric acid 1
flask of hamethyst juice 15
flask of mining oil 207
flask of moonshine 1
flask of porquoise juice 18
flask of rainwater 11
flask of tainted mining oil 1
Flaskfull of Hollow 2
flat dough 9
flat mushroom wine 1
flavored foot massage oil 2
flavorless gruel 9
flayed mind 21
fleetwood chain 22
fleetwood mac 'n' cheese 2
fleshy putty 12
flimsy clipboard 16
flirtatious feather 47
floaty inverse geode 1
floaty sand 6
floorboard cruft 10
floral-print skirt 1
flour cookie 6
flowing hippy skirt 8
flute of flat champagne 39
flypaper staff 1
foam dart 1
foam noodle 2
Fog Murderer 1
folder (space skeleton) 1
food drive button 1
foolscap fool's cap 9
foon 6
football helmet 1
forbidden sausage 3
forest spirit rattle 13
fortune cookie 1
fossilized limb 20
fossilized serpent skull 2
fossilized spider skull 2
fossilized spike 17
fossilized spine 6
fossilized torso 6
fossilized wing 6
fossilized wyrm skull 1
fountain 'soda' 5
Frankly Mr. Shank 1
Frat Army FGF 30
frat brats 23
Freddie's blessing of Mercury 14
Freddy Kruegerand 3
freezerburned ice cube 6
freshwater fishbone 32
freshwater pearl necklace 178
fricasseed brains 23
Friendliness Beverage 17
friendly cheez blob 1
Friendly Turkey 1
frightful feather 83
frigid air mattress 1
frigid hankyū 6
frigid ninja stars 91
Frigid Northern Beans 3
frigid-ass club 1
frilly skirt 8
frog lip-print 13
Frogade 24
Fromage Pinotage 2
Frost™ brand sword 1
frostbite-flavored Hob-O 24
Frown Exerciser 1
frozen feather 72
frozen Mob Penguin 3
frozen mushroom 3
frozen nunchaku 9
frozen seal spine 1
frozen shampoo-conditioner 1
fruit bowl 17
fruitfilm 12
fry-oil-flavored Hob-O 15
Fu Manchu Wax 23
Fudge Fiber Armor Plating 2
fudge lily 10
fudge pocket square 1
fudge-shaped hole in space-time 10
fudgecule 1,083
full meat tank 1
FunFunds™ 6
funky brass fez 2
funky dried mushroom 91
funky eyepatch 11
funky junk key 5
funny bone 38
furniture dolly 65
furry fur 81
future drug: Coolscaline 18
future drug: Muscularactum 22
future drug: Smartinex 22
fuzzbump 2
Fuzzby 1
fuzzy busby 13
fuzzy dice 13
fuzzy earmuffs 2
fuzzy montera 2
ga-ga radio 1
Gaia beads 115
Galapagosian Cuisses 1
gallon of milk 1
Game Grid ticket 118
Game Grid token 10
GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine 1
gamer slurry 26
gamma nog 19
garbage juice slurpee 22
garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O 33
garish pinky ring 2
Garter of the Turtle Poacher 1
gas balloon 125
gator skin 16
Gauntlets of the Blood Moon 3
gauze garter 384
gauze hammock 1
gauze shorts 1
gazely stare 15
gearbox necklace 1
Gearhead Goo 24
gelatinous meat mass 2
Genalen™ Bottle 73
General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket 1
ghast iron cleaver 1
ghost beer 2
ghost cucumber 99
ghost key 4
ghost of a necklace 13
ghost pickle on a stick 10
Ghost Pinching Quarterly 1
ghost toga 2
ghuol ears 85
ghuol egg 77
ghuol guolash 51
giant artisanal rice peeler 11
giant breath mint 14
giant cactus quill 8
giant cheesestick 1
giant designer sunglasses 1
giant discarded bottlecap 11
giant discarded plastic fork 2
giant discarded torn-up glove 3
giant driftwood sculpture 2
giant foam finger 10
giant giant moth dust 17
giant grain of protein powder 28
giant gym membership card 12
giant heirloom grape tomato 16
giant jar of protein powder 19
giant marshmallow 22
giant motorcycle boots 12
giant moxie weed 73
giant neckbeard 16
giant needle 70
giant penguin keychain 9
giant safety pin 19
giant spider leg 3
giant tube of black lipstick 28
giant turkey leg 9
gibson 2
gilded ancient cursed chest 2
gilded ancient cursed key 1
gilded trumpet 1
gilt perfume bottle 17
gin and tonic 6
Gin Mint 6
gin-soaked blotter paper 15
ginger snaps 41
gingerbread bugbear 36
gingerbread restraining order 1
gingerbread robot 3
ginormous pumpkin 1
giraffe-necked turtle 27
gladiator tunica 3
glark cable 26
glass eye 1
glass of baboon milk 1
glass of bourbon 2
glass of gnat milk 22
glass of goat's milk 41
glass of herbal tequila 38
glass of warm milk 21
glass of warm water 1
gleaming oyster egg 8
glimmering buzzard feather 1
glimmering phoenix feather 1
glimmering roc feather 1
glistening oyster egg 2
glittery mascara 23
Glo-Pop 17
glob of cream cheese 4
glob of enchanted icing 22
glob of melted wax 6
glob of salty molasses 34
glob of spoiled mayo 25
gloomy black mushroom 4
glowing fungus 21
glowing red eye 87
glowing syringe 14
glyph of athleticism 1
gnatwing 36
gnauga hide 3
gnauga hide buckler 1
gnauga hide chaps 1
gnauga hide whip 1
gnocchetti di Nietzsche 7
gnoll lips 21
gnoll teeth 21
Gnollish Crossdress 20
Gnollish flyswatter 1
Gnollish pie server 4
Gnollish pie tin 4
Gnollish plunger 4
Gnollish slotted spoon 4
Gnollish toolbox 10
goat beard 13
goat cheese 76
goat cheese pizza 6
goatskin umbrella 270
gob of wet hair 102
goblin water 21
gold Boozehounds Anonymous token 3
gold crown 13
gold lamé pants 6
gold nuggets 91
gold star 26
gold tooth 3
gold toothbrush 19
Gold Velvet™ whiskey 4
gold wedding ring 2
golden fleece 2
golden gum 1
Golden Kokomo Resort Chip 1
Golden Mean 1
golden twig 2
goo magnet 1
Good 'n' Quiet 10
good ash 23
good brain 553
Goodfella contract 243
gooey lava globs 12
goofily-plumed helmet 1
googly eye 1
gooified animal matter 101
gooified mineral matter 98
gooified vegetable matter 99
goth kid t-shirt 8
GOTO 30
gourmet gourami oil 41
government booze shipment 1
government candy shipment 1
government food shipment 1
government-issue identification badge 15
government-issued candy 4
government-issued night-vision goggles 1
gr8ps 69
grapefruit 29
grapes 9
grassy cutlass 13
grave robbing shovel 11
graveyard snowglobe 1
Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob 1
grease trap 25
Greaves of the Murk Lord 3
green and red bean 5
green candy heart 2
green clay bead 235
Green Clover of Justice 7
green eggnog 1
green face paint 1
green gummi ingot 85
Green Manalishi 15
green pixel 110
green pixel potion 19
green smoke bomb 25
green-frosted astral cupcake 3
gremlin juice 49
gremlin mutagen 13
grey cube 27
grilled mooseflank 5
grim fairy tale 11
grimstone mask 9
grimy lab coat 27
grisly shell fragment 12
grody jug 8
grog 2
groggipop 1
grogpagne 6
Groll doll 2
groose grease 22
groovy prism necklace 1
grouchy restless spirit 19
groupie lipstick 3
groupie spangles 23
grue egg 7
grue egg omelette 1
grumpy old man charrrm 15
grungy bandana 8
grungy flannel shirt 4
guano coffee cup 1
guitar pick 8
gummi fang 7
gummi snake 1
gummi turtle 18
Gummi-DNA 1
Gummi-Gnauga 34
Gummy Brains 1
gun cleaning kit 20
gun parts 28
gunky chicken 27
gunpowder burrito 1
guy made of bee pollen 2
gym membership card 16
gym shorts 1
haemolymphnode 1
haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis 1
hair of the calf 2
hair of the fish 22
hair oil 35
hair spray 39
Hairpiece On Fire 1
half of a gold tooth 22
half-baked potion 58
half-empty carton of milk 11
half-melted spoon 11
half-rotten brain 4
half-size scalpel 11
half-sized guitar 14
halfberd 9
ham steak 1
hambrosier 8
hamburger 10
hamethyst 15
hamethyst-handled sixgun 1
hand grenegg 1
hand of cards 20
hand-knitted Crimbo socks 1
hand-knitted diving booties 1
handful of confetti 18
handful of Crotchety Pine needles 1
handful of fire 15
handful of hand chalk 522
handful of honey 26
handful of juicy garbage 7
handful of Laughing Willow bark 1
handful of moss 50
handful of nuts and berries 3
handful of pine needles 42
handful of sand 168
handful of sawdust 29
handful of Smithereens 1
handful of stubble 14
handful of tips 5
handful of walnuts 70
handsomeness potion 32
handyman "hand soap" 21
happiness 11
hardening cream 11
hare brush 4
harem girl t-shirt 4
Hatorade 1
haunted battery 13
haunted flame 20
haunted paddle-ball 1
hawkface potion 12
Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance 17
head mirror 10
headhunter necktie 4
headless sparrow 30
heart cozy 1
heart necklace 1
heart of dark chocolate 1
heart of the volcano 5
heart-shaped balloon 1
heat-resistant gloves 3
heavy D 68
heavy duty umbrella 3
heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr 2
heavy-duty clipboard 1
hedgeturtle 3
Heimandatz's heart 1
Hellfire Spicy Beans 2
hellion cube 50
hellseal claw 144
hellseal whisker 150
Helm of the Scream Emperor 1
helmet turtle 88
hemp candy necklace 7
hemp net 5
hemp string 79
henna face paint 39
henna tattoo 23
hep waders 1
herb brownies 1
herbal stuffing 10
herbs 39
hermedisiac cologne 3
hermit permit 25
herringcello 12
Hersey™ SMOOCH 18
hi-octane carrot juice 7
Hide-rox™ cookie 2
high-calorie sugar substitute 18
high-energy mining laser 9
Highest Bitter 1
hill of beans 63
hippo skin buckler 1
hippopotamus skin 2
Hippy Army MPE 49
hippy bongo 25
hippy medical kit 168
hippy protest button 12
hobo code binder 1
hobo nickel 135
Hodgman's bow tie 1
Holiday Fun! 1
holistic headache remedy 25
Hollandaise helmet 39
holo-bomber 2
holo-platoon 2
holo-tank 2
home robotics kit 1
homemade robot gear 1
homeopathic healing powder 1
honey stick 8
honey-dew 1
honey-dipped locust 41
honey-drenched ham slice 26
horizontal tango 2
hors d'oeuvre tray 8
Hot 'n' Scarys 25
hot ashes 63
hot buttered roll 2
hot button candy 8
hot coal 29
hot date 55
hot hi mein 1
hot katana blade 37
hot mint schnocolate 6
hot nuggets 130
hot pink lipstick 2
hot plate 12
hot powder 54
hot spore pod 1
hot wad 450
hot watered rum 8
hot wing 138
hot-ass club 1
hotel minibar key 1
hovering sombrero 1
How to Avoid Scams 10
How to Play Othello 1
HP-35 Calculator 1
huge bowl of candy 3
huge Crimbo cookie 3
huge gold coin 16
huge spoon 9
Hundred Headed IPA 1
hunk of granite 15
hustler shades 17
hyperinflated seal lung 8
ice hotel bell 1
ice porter 2
ice stein 3
ice wine 1
Ice-Cold Beer Ring 1
ice-cold fotie 63
ice-cold Sir Schlitz 85
ice-cold six-pack 5
ice-cold Willer 122
Iceberglar scarf 25
iced-out bling 3
icy hairspray 15
icy katana hilt 29
icy-hot katana 1
Iiti Kitty Gumdrop 23
Iiti Kitty phone charm 30
illegal firecracker 15
Illuminati earpiece 18
imbued seal-blubber candle 1
imitation White Russian 21
imp air 54
Imp Ale 268
imp unity ring 13
imported lemon lozenge 3
imported taffy 3
impure gasoline 6
incredible pizza 5
industrial strength starch 22
infernal fife 16
infernal insoles 15
inflammable leaf 2,785
inflatable baseball bat 1
inflatable duck 3
infrablack lipstick 16
ingot of seal-iron 1
inkwell 74
Inndya trading card 2
Inner Strength 7
Inner Truth 1
Inner Wisdom 2
insane tophat 2
insanely spicy bean burrito 22
insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito 5
insanely spicy jumping bean burrito 1
Instant Karma 11
intact anemone spike 419
internet point 1
invisibility cream 23
invisible potion 26
irate sombrero 10
Iron Beta of Industry 1
iron chain 1
iron torso box 15
ironic battle spoon 1
ironic mint 16
ironic oversized sunglasses 1
irradiated pet snacks 2
irradiated turtle 20
isotophat 1
jabañero pepper 3
jabañero-flavored chewing gum 56
jack flapper 2
Jack-O-Lantern beer 1
Jackass Plumber home game 1
Jacob's rung 11
jagged scrap metal 11
jagged tooth 20
janglin' bones 25
janitor sponge 4
janitor's mop 25
jar full of wind 29
jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade 16
jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic) 1
Jarlsberg's earring 4
Jarlsberg's key lime 1
Jarlsberg's key lime pie 3
jaunty feather 14
java cookie 2
jawbruiser 3
jazzy cigarette holder 21
Jefferson wings 9
jellyfish gel 26
jerky coins 1
jigsaw blade 29
jive turkey leg 6
Jocko Homo's head 3
Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet 10
jug of "wine" 8
jug of baconstone juice 18
jug of booze 1
jug of Gnomochloric acid 1
jug of hamethyst juice 13
jug of porquoise juice 22
jug-o-magicalness 29
jumbo olive 15
jumping bean burrito 23
jungle drum 4
jungle floor wax 51
Jungle Juice 1
junk food 1
junk yard 1
Junk-Bond 1
junk-mail shirt 1
kamicorpse-ee 1
Kashmir sweater 6
keel-haulin' knife 6
keg shield 20
Kentucky-style derby 1
ketchup 2
ketchup hound 72
kick-ass kicks 130
kill screen 1
killing jar 37
Kiss the Knob apron 4
kite 1
Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card 2
kiwi 11
kiwi beak 1
kneecapping stick 6
knob bugle 19
Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar 13
Knob Goblin elite helm 24
Knob Goblin elite pants 32
Knob Goblin elite polearm 31
Knob Goblin elite shirt 42
Knob Goblin eyedrops 25
Knob Goblin firecracker 137
Knob Goblin harem pants 43
Knob Goblin harem veil 46
Knob Goblin learning pill 13
Knob Goblin love potion 76
Knob Goblin lunchbox 4
Knob Goblin melon baller 12
Knob Goblin Mutagen 24
Knob Goblin nasal spray 27
Knob Goblin pants 63
Knob Goblin perfume 63
Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray 15
Knob Goblin scimitar 63
Knob Goblin seltzer 113
Knob Goblin sharpening spray 34
Knob Goblin spatula 30
Knob Goblin steroids 52
Knob Goblin stink bomb 12
Knob Goblin superseltzer 64
Knob Goblin tongs 66
Knob Goblin Uberpants 2
Knob Goblin visor 8
Knob jelly donut 15
knob ka-bobs 35
Knob Kitchen grab-bag 2
Knob mushroom 43
Knob nuts 20
Knob pasty 6
Knob sausage 15
knobby helmet turtle 1
Knoll lo mein 1
Knoll mushroom 32
Knoll shroomkabob 1
kobold kibble 18
Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil 2
Kokomo Resort Chip 79
Kokomo Resort Order Pad 35
KoL Con 13 T-shirt 4
Krakrox's Loincloth 3
Krampus Horn 1
Kudzu slaw 15
kumquartz 1
kumquat 17
L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate 24
lab-grown meat 6
labrador cookie 1
large box 23
large cocoa eggshell fragment 1
large tankard of ale 1
lava-proof pants 1
lavawater 2
lavender candy heart 1
lavender paisley oyster egg 11
lavender plastic oyster egg 12
lavender polka-dot oyster egg 9
lavender striped oyster egg 17
lawn dart 4
LCD game: Burger Belt 2
LCD game: Garbage River 1
lead necklace 3
lead yo-yo 1
Lead Zeta of Chastity 2
leaf of grass 32
leaflet 5
leafy browns 1
leather bookmark 1
leather chaps 27
leather glove 14
leather mask 10
leathery bat skin 72
leathery cat skin 90
leathery rat skin 153
leechknife 2
left bracket 13
left parenthesis 93
leftover canapés 2
leftover chocolate bar 4
leftovers of indeterminate origin 63
legitimate business on the beach 5
lemon 2,042
lemon popsicle 2
Lemonade-235 4
lemonhead caviar 13
lemony scales 3
Leonard's glasses 16
leotarrrd 7
leprechaun hatchling 1
lesser grodulated violet 1
Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil 14
lewd playing card 1
libation of liveliness 19
library card 1
License To Kill 1
licorice garrote 1
licorice root 1
licorice snake 7
lihc eye 96
lihc face 30
lime 920
lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum 64
limepatch 3
line 151
linoleum ore 39
linoleum sword 1
lion oil 41
liquid ice 17
liquid smoke 6
liquid SONAR 1
lit leaf lasso 1
little black book 4
little paper umbrella 92
little parachute guy 1
little red .epub file 25
little red book 1
little red jam 23
little round pebble 3
live wire 2
liver popsicle 1
llama lama gong 119
loadstone 8
Lockenstock™ sandals 113
Locust 1
logging hatchet 1
Lollipop Drop 1
lollipop stick 28
long pork 10
long skinny balloon 24
longhaired hippy wig 2
loofah lumberjack's hat 1
loose purse strings 1
loose teeth 259
Lord Flameface's cloak 1
Lord Soggyraven's Slippers 3
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 15
los chinos 2
lotion of hotness 13
low tide martini 1
low-budget shield 12
lowercase a 5
lowercase N 44
lucky ball-and-chain 1
lucky bottlecap 1
lucky cat statue 1
lucky cat's paw 24
lucky rabbit's foot 7
lump of black ichor 4
lump of clay 13
lump of coal 3
lump of diamond 25
lump of goofball ore 23
lunar isotope 66
lustrous oyster egg 4
lynyrd musk 44
lynyrd skin 2
lynyrd skinner toothblack 21
lynyrd snare 17
lynyrdskin breeches 2
lynyrdskin cap 2
lynyrdskin tunic 1
M-242 17
Mad Train wine 93
madius 1
Mae West 1
mafia filofax 1
mafia thumb ring 1
magic lamp 11
magic whistle 22
magical baguette 12
magical ice cubes 80
magicalness-in-a-can 32
magilaser blastercannon 47
magnificent oyster egg 8
magnolia blossom 2
maid head 1
maiden wig 1
makeshift cape 1
makeshift crane 1
makeshift skirt 1
makeshift turban 1
Mallomarbles 3
mana curds 8
Manetwich 5
mangled finger 16
mangled squirrel 24
Mansquito's blood 18
many-eyed glasses 3
map to Dolph Bossin's hideout 1
maple syrup 2
margarita 32
mariachi G-string 19
mariachi hat 51
mariachi pants 36
mariachi toothpaste 14
Mariner's Friend cough drops 1
Mark I Steam-Hat 1
Mark II Steam-Hat 2
Mark III Steam-Hat 2
Mark IV Steam-Hat 2
Mark of the Ghost 1
Mark of the Skeleton 1
Mark of the Vampire 1
Mark of the Werewolf 1
Mark of the Zombie 1
Mark V Steam-Hat 3
Marquis de Poivre soda 58
marshmallow 14
marshroom 3
martini 44
marzipan skull 66
massive gemstone 13
massive sitar 3
massive wrench 2
mauve paisley oyster egg 12
mauve plastic oyster egg 29
mauve polka-dot oyster egg 12
mauve striped oyster egg 9
Maxwell's Silver Hammer 12
Mayo de Mayo™ mayo 1
McMillicancuddy's Special Lager 10
meat engine 19
meat paste 99
meat stack 218
meat vortex 118
meatsmithing guide 2
Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs 11
megatofu 141
Meleegra™ pills 53
melted Jell-o shot 38
meme generator 1
memory of some delicious amino acids 3
Mer-kin cookiestove 9
Mer-kin cooljuice 15
Mer-kin eyeglasses 1
Mer-kin fastjuice 25
Mer-kin fitbrine 1
Mer-kin healscroll 1
Mer-kin hidepaint 16
Mer-kin lipstick 15
Mer-kin ragejuice 24
Mer-kin rollpin 1
Mer-kin roundshield 2
Mer-kin smartjuice 16
Mer-kin strongjuice 10
mercenary headband 19
mesh cap 39
metal band T-shirt 3
metal meteoroid 4
metallic A 109
meteorb 1
meteorite guard 1
Meteorite-Ade 10
meteortarboard 1
meteorthopedic shoes 1
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler 5
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub 51
mid-level medieval mead 2
midriff scrubs 5
military-grade peppermint oil 11
milk of magnesium 19
Milk Studs 25
milky potion 34
mime army rations 6
mime army shotglass 1
mime army superserum 2
mime army wine 1
mime pocket probe 1
mime soul fragment 1
mime-proof sunglasses 1
mimeplasm 1
miming beret 2
miming boots 5
miming corduroys 5
miming gloves 5
miming shirt 6
mimosette 1
mind flayer corpse 26
mineapple 3
miner's helmet 27
miner's pants 29
mini-marshmallow dispenser 1
mini-martini 59
miniature boiler 4
miniature carton of clove cigarettes 2
miniature coffin 1
miniature goose mask 1
miniature life preserver 1
miniature power pill 4
minin' dynamite 3
Mint Yulep 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow 1
misfit dolly 1
Missing Eye Simulation Device 21
Misty Cape 2
Misty Cloak 12
Misty Robe 1
Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas 3
mixed wildflower greens 25
mocking turtle 23
modern picture frame 1
Mohawk wig 44
Mohobo 1
moist Crimbo spices 35
mojo filter 9
mole molé 1
molotov cocktail cocktail 26
molten scrap metal 6
Mon Tiki 11
monkey wrench 22
monomolecular yo-yo 1
Monstar energy beverage 38
monster pants 1
Moon Pie 1
moonberry wine cooler 9
Moonds 40
moonglasses 1
Moonthril Schnapps 1
moose antlers 3
moose chocolate 5
moose thought 29
mooseflank 15
Morbidda trading card 4
Morlock's Mark Bourbon 2
Mornington crescent roll 4
Mortimer's nostrum 9
Morto Moreto 1
mostly-broken sunglasses 36
mother's little helper 45
Mountain Stream Code Black Alert 9
Mountain Stream soda 205
mouse skull 27
moustache sock 4
moxie weed 118
Mr. Mediocrebar 91
Mt. McLargeHuge oyster 5
muddy pirate hat 5
muffled muffuletta 3
mullet wig 34
multi-level marzipan 8
mummy costume 29
mummy mask 2
mummy wrapping 227
Murderer's Punch 1
murky potion 41
muscle oil 17
mushroom fermenting solution 8
musk turtle 15
muskox-skin cap 1
mutant gila monster egg 1
mutated candy lump 11
Mylar balloon 1
mylar scout drone 3
mysterious chemical residue 46
mysterious silver lapel pin 3
mystery lollipop 9
nail file 48
Napalm In The Morning™ candle 1
nasty gum 23
nasty snuff 6
nasty-ass club 1
nasty-smelling moss 1
nastygeist 40
natty blue ascot 1
natural fennel soda 102
natural magick candle 1
Nayztameetjoo trading card 1
Necrotelicomnicon 1
negative lump 2,627
negotiatin' hammer 1
neoprene skullcap 3
neurostim pill 1
neutron lollipop 17
New Age healing crystal 487
New Age hurting crystal 7
new habit 1
New Zealand iced tea 8
Newbiesport™ tent 4
Newman's Own Trousers 1
night-vision goggles 2
ninja carabiner 1
ninja crampons 1
ninja eyeblack 13
ninja fear powder 15
ninja hot pants 17
ninja mop 7
ninja pirate zombie robot head 1
ninja rope 1
non-aged vinegar 3
Northern pemmican 24
not-a-pipe 5
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I 2
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II 2
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV 2
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI 3
nothing-in-the-box 1
novelty fruit hat 12
nuclear stockpile 1
nugget of Crimbonium 11
nugget of sodium 30
nurse's hat 5
nut-shaped Crimbo cookie 5
nutty organic salad 1
O 12
O'RLY manual 28
obsidian dagger 5
ocarina of space 26
octopus's spade 1
odd silver coin 7
odor extractor 3
off-white paisley oyster egg 10
off-white plastic oyster egg 6
off-white polka-dot oyster egg 13
off-white striped oyster egg 1
Official Council Aide Pin 1
Ogres and Oubliettes™ module 25
oil cap 6
oil lamp 4
oil of expertise 17
oil of oiliness 15
Oil of Parrrlay 29
oil of slipperiness 18
oil of stability 13
oil pan 2
oil slacks 4
oil-filled donut 21
oily boid 2
oily golden mushroom 1
oily mushroom wine 1
ointment of the occult 21
ojo de pez burrito 6
Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat 1
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old candy wrapper 49
old chum 4
old coin purse 15
old eyebrow pencil 30
old leather wallet 40
old love note 29
old rosewater cream 20
old school beer pull tab 48
old school flying disc 5
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oldcake 2
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olive lo mein 2
one glove 22
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one pill 46
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open sauce 28
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orange 121
orange candy heart 15
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orange-frosted astral cupcake 4
orc wrist 184
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orcish nailing lube 601
orcish rubber 589
orcish stud-finder 209
original G 65
oriole-feather headdress 2
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ornate ancient cursed key 5
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Oscus's pelt 1
Osk'r Chow 17
out-of-tune biwa 13
Outer Wolf™ cologne 3
outlaw bandana 10
oven mitts 8
overcookie 10
overflowing gift basket 1
overloaded micro-reactor 21
overpowering mushroom wine 1
overpriced "imported" beer 10
oversized fish scaler 4
oversized pipe 292
oversized pizza cutter 31
oversized skullcap 12
oversized snowflake 1
ovoid leather thing 48
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PADL Phone 404
page of the Necrohobocon 24
pail 27
Pain Dip 1
painful penne pasta 11
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painting of a glass of wine 4
pair of bolt cutters 4
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palm frond 142
palm-frond capris 1
palm-frond cloak 1
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palm-frond whip 1
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panty raider camouflage 22
papaya 90
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papotion of papower 9
Para-Pop 6
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passable elf mask 7
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pat of butter 24
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patent aggression tonic 8
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Penultimate Fantasy chest 70
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perfect mimosa 2
perfect negroni 3
perfect old-fashioned 9
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pie man was not meant to eat 6
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pine cone 1
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Pine-Fresh air freshener 36
pink clay bead 344
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pixel banana 1
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pixel coin 7
pixel cross 4
pixel daiquiri 1
pixel hat 3
pixel holy water 3
pixel lemon 4
pixel morning star 1
pixel orb 1
pixel pants 5
pixel rock 1
pixel shield 2
pixel star 1
pixel sword 2
pixel whip 1
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plague pie 25
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plaid swatch 10
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plain old beer 10
plain snowcone 2
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plastic Crimbo reindeer 1
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plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas 1
plot hole 44
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plum lozenge 21
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plunge-leg 14
plus one 1
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pog #01 (spider) 4
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pog #03 (warwelf) 4
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pog #06 (filthy hippy) 1
pog #07 (orcish frat boy) 3
pog #08 (hellion) 2
pog #09 (pirate) 2
pog #10 (hobo) 1
pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) 3
pointed stick 10
pointy mushroom 1
pointy mushroom wine 1
Poison Oak trading card 4
poisonsettia 14
Pokëmann band-aid 2
Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan 1
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polka-dot bow tie 1
polo trophy 7
poltergeist-in-the-jar-o 2
Polysniff Perfume 45
pool cue 23
pool torpedo 1
poppy 58
popsicle stick 218
popular tart 59
Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans 3
pork elf goodies sack 9
porkpocket 17
porquoise 12
porquoise-handled sixgun 1
portable dam 1
portable photocopier 2
portable Spacegate 1
portable table 24
portable wall 3
possessed top 2
possibility potion 2
post-holiday sale coupon 26
potato sprout 3
potent potion of potency 14
potion of potency 18
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potted fern 1
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powdered gold 5
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pr0n legs 83
pr0n m4nic0tti 1
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pressurized potion of pulchritude 5
pretty flower 85
priceless diamond 1
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prismatic wad 14
pristine walrus tusk 1
Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket 4
probability potion 57
procrastination potion 36
Professor What T-Shirt 6
programmable turtle 18
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prosthetic forehead 4
protection stick 4
Prunets 14
prussian cathouse 3
psychoanalytic jar 5
psychokinetic energy blob 6
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pteruges 1
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puff of smoke 4
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pumpkinhead mask 22
punk patch 16
punk rock jacket 17
Purple Beast energy drink 21
purple clay bead 76
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purple prose pen 4
purple-frosted astral cupcake 4
pygmy adder oil 14
pygmy blowgun 12
pygmy briefs 8
pygmy dart 24
pygmy nose-bone 6
pygmy papers 19
pygmy phone number 30
pygmy pygment 28
pygmy spear 1
pygmy witchhazel 19
quantum nanopolymer spider web 1
quantum taco 1
queen cookie 1
question juice 24
Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit 4
rabbit punch 1
Racisto Ruidoso 2
radiation-resistant helmet 14
radiator heater shield 1
radioactive spider venom 24
radium-flavored potato chips 1
Raggedy Hippy doll 1
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rainbow glitter candle 1
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raisin 1
ram horns 3
ram stick 5
Ram's Face Lager 17
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rat appendix kabob 1
rat carcass 35
ratgut 41
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rattlesnake enrager 2
rave whistle 11
ravenous eye 16
ravioli della hippy 11
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raw potato 1
razor-sharp can lid 120
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really dense meat stack 8
really thick bandage 1
really thick spine 36
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recording of Chorale of Companionship 16
recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad 19
recording of Elron's Explosive Etude 18
recording of Prelude of Precision 16
recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder 12
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red and green rain stick 1
red armband 1
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red pixel 103
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red velvet cake 16
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Red X Shield 5
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red-hot jawbreaker 11
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redrum 2
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Regular Cloaca Cola 2
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reindeer sickle 1
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rice bowl 5
rickety old unicycle 2
ridiculously huge sword 39
ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon 13
right parenthesis 5
ring of aggravate monster 21
ring of cold resistance 4
ring of conflict 3
ring of Detect Boring Doors 11
ring of gain strength 1
ring of half-assed regeneration 5
ring of teleportation 6
Ring of the Sewer Snake 1
rinky-dink sixgun 3
roasted marshmallow 9
robin's egg 8
roboduck-on-a-string 1
robot grease 109
robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N. 4
robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T. 5
robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D. 8
robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R. 8
robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. 16
robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. 14
robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. 21
robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H. 3
robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N. 9
robotronic egg 388
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Rock Pops 76
rockin' wagon 152
rocky raccoon 71
rodeo whiskey 7
Rogue Windmill Rouge 20
roll in the hay 18
roll of meat 15
roll of toilet paper 137
Roman sadnals 1
Roo trading card 3
rose 27
rough fish scale 1
round blue bomb 6
round green sunglasses 16
round purple sunglasses 36
royal jelly 17
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rubber ribcage 10
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rubber WWSPD? bracelet 1
ruby on canes 6
ruby W 43
rum and cola 11
rum barrel charrrm 9
runny icing 33
rusted-out shootin' iron 1
rusty bonesaw 8
rusty chain necklace 2
rusty grave robbing shovel 29
rusty hedge trimmers 57
rusty metal ring 1
rusty metal shaft 1
s'more gun 1
sabre teeth 20
sabre-toothed lime cub 1
Saccharine Maple pendant 1
sack of doorknobs 10
Sacramento wine 1
Safari Jack's moustache 1
safarrri hat 4
safety vest 1
saffron antaravasaka 1
saffron uttarasanga 1
Saison du Lune 1
sake bomb 167
salacious crumbs 15
salamander slurry 15
SalesCo sample kit 1
Salsa Caliente™ candle 1
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salt wages 30
salt water taffy 24
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sandcastle 1
sangria 9
Saturday Night Special 4
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savory dry noodles 1
savoy truffle 21
Scalp of Gorgolok 3
Scent of a Human™ candle 1
scented massage oil 7
Schrödinger's thermos 1
Science Notebook 1
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scorpion whip 5
scrap metal 32
scrap of shadow 5
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scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker 2
scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker 2
scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker 1
scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker 1
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screwing pooch 176
scroll case 2
scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil 9
scroll of drastic healing 291
scroll of pasta summoning 87
scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff 2
scroll of Puddingskin 1
scrumptious reagent 88
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Scuba Snack 15
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sea blueberry 1
sea cauliflower 1
sea grease 19
sea lace 1
sea salt crystal 15
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seal tooth 1
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seal-brain elixir 15
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seal-skull helmet 75
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self-repairing earmuffs 2
Senior Mints 11
sensitive poetry journal 1
sequined fez 2
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servo-assisted exo-pants 13
severed flipper 5
severed rocking horse head 2
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sewer wad 13
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sham champagne 1
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shark cartilage 19
shark jumper 3
shavin' razor 19
sheet cake 9
Shield of Icy Fate 1
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shining star cap 1
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shiny stones 227
shiny tribal beads 2
shirt kit 1
Shivering Chèvre 21
shooting morning star 1
shopkeeper beard 18
Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip 128
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short deposition 19
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short stick of butter 1
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shot of mescal 25
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shot of rotgut 10
shot of tomato schnapps 8
shoulder-mounted Trainbot 1
shovelful of dirt 17
shredded hellseal hide 17
Shrubble Bubble 29
shuriken salad 10
shushed potatoes 1
silent A 3
silent B 7
silent C 3
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silent G 2
silent H 7
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silent J 15
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silent M 11
silent N 1
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silent P 20
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silent T 7
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silent X 5
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silver tongue charrrm 18
simple AI 2
simple ancient cursed key 4
Sinful Desires 1
single atom 1
single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad 20
sinister-looking cat 16
six pack of Mountain Stream 6
six tiny wedges of goat cheese 2
six-armed sweater 1
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sizzling seal fat 1
sk8board 14
skate skin 1
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skeletal banana 14
skeleton beans 21
skeleton bone 209
skeleton key 18
skeleton key ring 8
skeleton skis 1
skeletortoise 1
skewer 16
ski resort souvenir crate 2
skin oil 16
skull of the Bonerdagon 9
Skullery Maid's Knee 18
Skullhead's Screw 1
slap and slap again 1
slap and tickle 14
sleaze nuggets 22
sleaze powder 27
sleaze wad 38
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sleazy hi mein 4
sleeping snowy owl 2
sleeve deuce 403
slice of pizza 33
slide rule 8
slightly peevedbow 1
slime shooter 1
Slimosa 1
slimy fermented bile bladder 1
slingshot 1
slip 'n' slide 21
Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags 2
sludgesicle 16
slug of rum 1
slug of vodka 1
small box 31
small gummi fin 7
small leather glove 5
Smart Bone Dust 21
smart skull 134
smart watch 1
smellbook 19
smelted roe 2
smiling rat 2
smirking shrunken head 15
smoky potion 45
Smoldering Clover™ candle 1
SMOOCH bracers 1
SMOOCH breastplate 1
SMOOCH codpiece 1
SMOOCH coffee cup 1
SMOOCH kneepads 1
SMOOCH soda 21
SMOOCH spaulders 1
smudge stick 3
smut orc keepsake box 113
smut orc sunglasses 14
snake 24
snake oil 98
snake shield 3
snapdragon pistil 3
Sneaky Pete's breath spray 4
Sneaky Pete's key lime 1
Sneaky Pete's key lime pie 3
sneaky wrapping paper 10
snifter of thoroughly aged brandy 46
snorkel 1
snow berries 1
snow cleats 1
snow crab 4
snow fort 1
snow halo 1
snow machine 1
Snow Queen Crown 7
snowball 2
snowboarder pants 39
snowstick 1
soap knife 8
sock garters 1
soda water 9
soft green echo eyedrop antidote 408
soft green echo eyedrop antidote martini 2
software glitch 1
Sogg-Os 2
soggy gingerbread chunk 37
soggy seed packet 1
soggy used band-aid 1
soggy wofl t-shirt 1
solid chrome box 1
solid gold bowling ball 4
solid gold jewel 1
solid gold pegleg 7
solid linoleum box 1
sommelier's towel 4
sonar-in-a-biscuit 67
sorority brain 1
sour powder 8
Source essence 2
souvenir ski t-shirt 4
space beast fur 1
space heater 1
space marine flash grenade 24
space port 2
Space Tourist Phaser 5
Space Tours Tripple 20
Spacegate scientist's insignia 1
Spaghetti with Moonballs 1
spaghetti with Skullheads 3
Spam Witch sammich 81
spandex anniversary shorts 1
spangly unitard 1
spant backplate 3
spant chitin 14
Spant eggs 16
spant shield 4
spant shoulderpads 4
spant tendon 14
spants 4
spare neck bolts 15
sparking robo-battery 3
sparkler 23
Spechunky bar 17
special clip: graveburpers 1
special clip: wailers 1
spectral axe 1
spectral pickle 8
spectre scepter 17
SPF 451 lip balm 2
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spiced rum 14
spices 80
spicy bean burrito 16
spicy enchanted bean burrito 25
spicy jerky stick 19
spicy jumping bean burrito 19
spicy noodles 10
spider web 134
spiked femur 34
spinning wheel 1
spirit gum 22
Spirit Precipice 1
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spiritual eggnog 2
spiritual fruitcake 2
spiritual gingerbread 2
sponge cake 18
sponge helmet 1
spongy shield 1
spooky alphabet block 5
spooky bark 35
spooky bicycle chain 3
spooky cosmetics bag 10
spooky eggnog 1
spooky eyeliner 21
spooky gravy fairy warlock hat 24
spooky hi mein 3
spooky hockey mask 1
spooky lasso 2
spooky lipstick 23
spooky mushroom 158
spooky music box mechanism 1
spooky nuggets 125
spooky powder 51
spooky sap 22
spooky shrunken head 24
spooky sound effects record 17
spooky stick 32
Spooky Surprise Egg 7
spooky wad 142
Spooky-Gro fertilizer 12
spork 9
spray chrome 16
spray paint 44
spring 8
sprinkle-begging cup 1
sprinkles 169
sprocket 20
sprocket assembly 1
square CRIMBCOOKIE 5
square sponge pants 1
Squat-Thrust Magazine 23
squirming egg sac 17
Stabonic scroll 1
Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals 1
stained hard candy 12
stained mattress 1
stale baguette 42
stalk of asparagus 36
standard-issue cupcake 2
staph of homophones 1
star 129
star buckler 1
star chart 40
star hat 11
star pants 10
star shirt 4
star spatula 1
star staff 1
star starfish 1
star stiletto 2
star sword 11
star throwing star 2
starchy crossbow 1
starchy staff 1
Steal This Candy 27
stealth bomber 1
Steam Card: DemonStar (#1) 11
Steam Card: DemonStar (#2) 1
Steam Card: DemonStar (#3) 1
Steam Card: Meteoid (#2) 6
Steam Card: Space Trip (#3) 10
steampunk potion 26
steamy ruby 7
steel drivin' hammer 5
stench nuggets 24
stench powder 22
stench wad 76
Stephen's secret formula 10
sterno-flavored Hob-O 11
stick 1
stick of "gum" 36
stick of dynamite 66
stick-on gnome beard 22
sticky gloves 1
sticky hand whip 1
sticky lava globs 9
stinkin' bindle 1
stinky hi mein 1
stinky mushroom 4
stinky mushroom wine 1
stolen accordion 74
stolen meatpouch 3
stolen necklace 3
stolen office supplies 25
stolen sushi 39
stomach turnover 1
stomp box 1
stone baseball cap 25
stone frisbee 9
Stone Golem pebbles 14
stone of eXtreme power 17
stone wool 98
straw pole 20
strawberry 1,937
strawberry daiquiri 41
strawberry pie 2
strawberry wine 4
strawberry-flavored Hob-O 22
strawberyl 1
strawberyl necklace 1
string of Crimbo lights 2
Strix stix 6
strongness elixir 46
studded leather boxer shorts 1
stuffed alien blob 1
stuffed angry cow 2
stuffed astral badger 5
stuffed baby gravy fairy 3
stuffed bandersnatch 2
stuffed can of asparagus 1
stuffed caterpillar 1
stuffed Cheshire bitten 2
stuffed cocoabo 2
stuffed doppelshifter 1
stuffed flaming gravy fairy 4
stuffed gray blob 6
stuffed hand turkey 3
stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech 1
stuffed mind flayer 2
stuffed ninja snowman 1
stuffed red and green pepper (stale) 4
stuffed scary death orb 2
stuffed shoulder parrot 26
stuffed sleazy gravy fairy 4
stuffed snowy owl 3
stuffed spooky gravy fairy 4
stuffed spooky mushroom 10
stuffed stinky gravy fairy 4
stuffed teddy butler 1
stuffed treasure chest 2
stuffed undead elbow macaroni 6
stuffing 1
stunt nuts 39
stylish swimsuit 1
styrofoam ore 38
succulent marrow 17
sucker bucket 3
sucker hakama 2
sucker kabuto 2
sucker scaffold 4
sucker tachi 3
sucky decal 2
suede shortsword 2
sugar banana 18
sugar cherry 16
Sugar Cog 22
sugar lime 25
sugar sphere 14
sugar-coated pine cone 1
Summer Nights 1
sunken chest 22
suntan lotion of moxiousness 80
Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword 1
Super Weight-Gain 9000 3
super-absorbent tarp 1
super-size brogurt 1
super-spiky hair gel 199
super-sweet fish goo (spoiled) 8
superamplified boom box 4
superduperball 1
superduperheated metal 1
superheated fudge 2
superheated metal 18
Supernova Champagne 51
supportive bra 2
surgical apron 18
surgical mask 11
surgical tape 17
Swabbie™ swab 37
swamp lolly 16
swashbuckling pants 22
sweat socks 1
sweet mochi ball 7
sweet ninja sword 6
sweet rims 2
sweet roll Alabama 26
sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 4
sweetened reindeer fat 7
swirly potion 34
Swizzler 7
Sword of Dark Omens 5
synthetic dog hair pill 2
synthetic marrow 10
T.U.R.D.S. Key 24
t8r tots 65
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