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Display Case for DosBoot (#115656)
This player is ranked #203 for Most Total Items with a total of 1,047,217 items.
This player is ranked #443 for Most Unique Items with a total of 2,085 items.

This player is a member of the clan Old Folks' Home.

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DosBoot (#115656)
This player has 2,085 unique items and 1,047,217 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
Franken Stein 1
"DRINK ME" potion 2,600
"meat" stick 1,800
Überraschthexengebräu 140
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 11
1,970 carat gold 83
1.21 jigawatts 8
100-Watt bulb 12
11-leaf clover 11
18-picohertz resonator crystal 1
1952 Mickey Mantle card 2,200
20-lb can of rice and beans 1
37x37x37 puzzle cube 377
5-hour acrimony 1
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes 2
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 1
a little sump'm sump'm 80
A muse-bouche 130
accidental cider 500
Acqua Del Piatto Merlot 1
Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet 1
adder 1,000
adder bladder 1,000
adorable seal larva 10
Adventurer bobblehead 3
Affirmation Cookie 10
Afternoon Delight 1
Agent Corrigan's cigarette 160
Agitated Turkey 1
airblaster gun 100
Alewife™ Ale 100
alien autoautopsy kit 130
alien gemstone 70
alien hologram projector 130
alien rock sample 51
alien source code printout (used) 1
almost-dead walkie-talkie 1,000
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility 1
Ambitious Turkey 1
ammonite fossil 34
Amnesiac Ale 1
Amulet of Yendor 5
ancient vinyl coin purse 1,360
anemoney clip 1
angry agate 1
Angry Farmer candy 2,900
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 100
animal part cracker 10
Ankh of Badahnkadh 3
anniversary balloon 21
anniversary balsa wood socks 1
anniversary burlap belt 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy 1
anniversary pewter cape 1
anniversary safety glass vest 1
anniversary tiny latex mask 1
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 9
antique beer 1
antique machete 70
antique nutcracker sword 4
Argarggagarg's fang 11
armgun 270
around the world 1
Arrow (+1) 2,001
Arrrmetia trading card 1
artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice 130
artisanal limoncello 200
Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness 14
asbestos ore 150
asbestos sword 10
asbestos sword hilt 10
asbestos thermos 1
ASCII fu manchu 130
Asleep in the Cemetery 23
assassin's cheese knife 130
Atomic Comic 3
Aura Libre 1
Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) 2
autumn dollar 5
autumn years wisdom 1
AutumnFest ale 20
awful poetry journal 1,159
Aye Aye 1
Aye Aye, Captain 1
Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth 70
Azurite 1,790
backwoods screwdriver 350
BACON 111,000
baconstone 400
baconstone-handled sixgun 6
bad rum and good cola 1
badass pie 1
badge of authority 30
bag of airline peanuts 279
bag of foreign bribes 1,030
bag of GORF 1,000
bag of park garbage 30
bag of random words 140
baggie of regular-sized tardigrades 140
balloon sword 1
baloney rotgut 140
bamboo bokuto 1
banana cream pie 2
banana daiquiri 1
bananagate 113
Bangyomaman battle juice 140
bark rootbeer 1
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 65
barrel beryl 16
barrel gun 1
barrel-aged eggnog 1
barrel-aged martini 1
Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler 1
Barulio's bottle 1
basic martini 1
basic meat sword 1
Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher 6
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 1
batarang 130
bauxite beret 56
bauxite bow-tie 46
bauxite boxers 49
Beach Buck 173
beautiful rainbow 3
beaver punch (cherry) 1
beaver punch (papaya) 1
beaver punch (peach) 1
beavermouth 1
beertini 1
beery blood 1
Beignet Milgranet 1
bejeweled cufflinks 42
bejeweled pledge pin 30
belemnite fossil 50
bell-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
berry-infused sake 1
BGE merchandise order form 3
BGE shotglass 30
BGE temporary tattoo 7
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 10
big rock 70
bilge wine 100
bishop cookie 5
bite-me-red lipstick 210
black & tan 100
black brandy 1
black Crimbo ball 100
black friar's tonsure 140
black gold 450
Black Hole 1
black label 200
black magic powder 140
black mana 55
black pension check 800
black pixel 1,000
black sheepskin diploma 169
black sword 30
Blackfly Chardonnay 100
blank diary 2
blended frozen swill 1
blended frozen swill with a fly in it 1
Blizzards I Have Died In 18
blob of acid 140
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 12
blood and blood 1
Blood Light 75
blood-red mushroom wine 1
Bloodbath 1
bloody beer 1
bloody kiwitini 1
bloody mary 1
Bloody Nora 1
Blue Diamond of Honesty 5
blue mana 60
blue money bag 9
blue oyster badge 190
blue pixel 1,000
blue plasma ball 882
blundarrrbus 8
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
bodyslam 1
boilermaker 1
boilgun 1
Boltsmann ID badge 3
bone aperitif 1
Bone's Farm "wine" 1
Bonestabber 3
bonsai tree 2
booby trap 140
book of matches 1,000
Book of Old-Timey Carols 1
Booke of Vampyric Knowledge 1
boot flask 1
booze bindle 5,700
booze-soaked cherry 1
Boozehounds Anonymous token 26
Bordeaux Marteaux 1
Boris's beer 10
Boris's key lime pie 2
borrowed time 8
bottle of Amontillado 1
bottle of Bloodweiser 5
bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon 1
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 1
bottle of cooking sherry 600
bottle of Crimbognac 1
bottle of dark rhum 1
bottle of Definit 1
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 1
bottle of drinkin' gas 1
bottle of Evermore 150
bottle of extra-dark rhum 1
bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA 1
bottle of fruity "wine" 1
bottle of gin 17,000
bottle of Goldschnöckered 1
bottle of Greedy Dog 1
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 1
bottle of Lambada Lambic 1
bottle of laundry sherry 1
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 1
bottle of norwhiskey 200
bottle of Old Pugilist 1
bottle of Ooze-O 1
bottle of peppermint schnapps 1
bottle of Pete's Sake 1
bottle of Pinot Renoir 1
bottle of popskull 500
bottle of Professor Beer 1
bottle of Race Car Red 1
bottle of Rapier Witbier 1
bottle of realpagne 1
bottle of Red-Out 140
bottle of rum 20,600
bottle of sake 1
bottle of Sanguiovese 1
bottle of sea wine 700
bottle of sewage schnapps 300
bottle of single-barrel whiskey 1
bottle of super-extra-dark rhum 1
bottle of tequila 13,400
bottle of vodka 15,600
bottle of whiskey 19,300
bottle of wine 100
bottled day 4
Boulevardier cocktail 10
bounty-hunting rifle 1
bowl of eyeballs 500
bowl of maggots 1,100
bowl of mummy guts 1,100
Bowl of Scorpions 1
bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ 1
bowling ball 305
box of sunshine 785
boxed champagne 1
boxed wine 10,700
Boxing Day Pass 3
bread man 16
bread pie 112
breaded beer 1
Breakfast Blast wine cooler 1
breakfast mess 1,300
breath mint 1,400
Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air 15
BRICKO eye brick 8,000
BRICKO pearl 10
BRICKO stud 140
BRICKO sword 10
briefcase 1,350
brigand brittle 130
broberry brogurt 1
brocolate brogurt 1
broken sword 110
bronze polish 140
brown pixel 1,000
browser cookie 24
BUBBLE GUM 150
bubblewrap ore 200
bubblewrap sword 1
bubblin' chemistry solution 135
bubblin' crude 5,200
bucket of anniversary lard 1
bucket of fish juice 140
bucket of wine 1
buffalo blade 1
buffalo dime 153
bull blubber 131
bullet necklace 9
bullet-proof corduroys 250
bungle in the jungle 1
Bustle Hustler 100
Buttery Boy 1
Buttery Knob 1
button rouge 150
buzzing mushroom wine 1
Byte 1
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 10
cabooze 5
caipifruta 1
Caipiranha 1
calle de miel 1
calle de miel with a fly in it 1
Camp Scout pup tent 1,223
can of Brütalbräu 1
can of drain cleaner 135
can of Drooling Monk 1
can of Impetuous Scofflaw 1
can of Swiller 1
can of the cheapest beer 1
Candicaine 60
Candy Alexander 1
canopic jar 1,000
canteen of eggnog 1
canteen of wine 1
cap gun 70
captured boozles 131
cardboard katana 100
cardboard ore 200
cardboard sword 1
cardboard wakizashi 100
carob chunk cookies 90
Carpathian longsword 13
carrot claret 1
carton of gaspers 121
casino pass 30
Caveman Dan's favorite rock 2
Cement Mixer 1
censored can label 144
Centauri fish wine 1
Chakra Libre 1
chakra-mental wine 1
Champagne Shimmy 1
Charity's choker 130
Charleston Choo-Choo 10
Charleston shoes 9
cheap Chinese beer 1
cheap clip-on ninja tie 140
cheap plastic blowgun 30
cheap plastic bottle opener 1
cherry bomb 1
cherry pie 15
Cherrytastrophe wine cooler 1
chest of "pirate gold" 1
ChibiBuddy™ (off) 1
child-sized dracula cloak 133
chlorine crystal 50
chocomotive 6
chocotini 1
Chorale of Companionship 1
Chori Zo trading card 4
chrome ore 100
chrome sword 10
chrome sword hilt 10
Chroner 2,840
chunk of depleted Grimacite 12
chunk of rock salt 120
Churchill 1
Cinco Mayo Lager 1
circular CRIMBCOOKIE 10
Citrus Crush wine cooler 1
citrus-infused sake 1
Clara's bell 56
clear Russian 200
clockwork sword 6
clove-flavored lip balm 136
club necklace 54
coal contact lenses 130
Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau 100
Cobra Bowl 1
cocktail mushroom 20
cocktail napkin 500
cocktail onion 10
Cocktails of the Age of Sail 1
Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) 1
coconut shell 4,800
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 6
Codpiece of the Goblin King 2
Coinspiracy 6,130
Cold Fang 1
cold nuggets 100
Cold One 1,400
commemorative war stein 4
complex mushroom wine 1
compounded experience 4
Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) 1
compressed air canister 142
confiscated comic book 176
confiscated love note 1
congratulatory cake 1
conjured ice cream 130
control crystal 1
Convincing People You Can See The Future 3
Cookbook of the Damned 40
cookbookbat book 2
cookie cookie 12
cool mushroom wine 1
Copper Alpha of Sincerity 1
Corpse Island iced tea 1
corpse on the beach 1
corpsebite 1
corpsedriver 1
corpsetini 1
Cosmic Calorie 223
costume rental shop 142
costume sword 40
cozy bazooka 1
cozy scimitar 1
Cracklin' Oat Bran 130
cranberries 1,300
cranberry margarita (brackish) 30
cranberry schnapps 1
crappy waiter disguise 400
crazy bastard sword 1
crazy hobo notebook 69
crazy little Turkish delight 3,900
Crazymaker 250
cream pie 20
cream stout 100
creepy nursery rhyme 140
crident 135
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) 3
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 3
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) 1
CRIMBCO mug 71
CRIMBCO wine 35
Crimbo candle 1
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 118
Crimbo cookie sheet 1
Crimbo Credit 100
Crimbo Factory surprise box 46
Crimbo food scraps 16
Crimbo pie 21
Crimbo sword 1
Crimbo train emergency brake 34
Crimbo training manual 1
Crimbojito 1
Crimbosmopolitan 11
Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) 1
Crimbot schematic: Big Head 9
Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel 2
Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher 1
Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter 2
Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder 3
Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso 4
Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun 7
Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun 9
Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs 4
Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs 9
Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan 5
Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite 5
Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise 3
Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis 3
Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module 1
Crimbot schematic: Power Arm 7
Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler 8
Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head 3
Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis 1
Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker 5
Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun 7
Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet 6
Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis 5
Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower 1
Crimbow Rainbo 1
Crimboween memo 12
Crimbuccaneer captain's purse 40
Crimbuccaneer flotsam 100
Crimbuccaneer invasion map 4
Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail 11
Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 4,802
Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack 2
Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss 1
Crimbuccaneer war standard 1
Crimbuck 144
Crown of the Goblin King 450
Crown of Thrones 1
crown-shaped beanie 1
cruelty-free wine 100
crystal Crimbo goblet 3
crystal skeleton vodka 1
crystalline cheer 200
crystalline seal eye 2
crystallized memory 1
CSA bravery badge 1,360
CSA cheerfulness ration 800
CSA discount card 2,270
CSA fire-starting kit 1,000
CSA obedience grenade 1,000
CSA scoutmaster's "water" 1,100
cube of ectoplasm 130
cubic zirconia 1,720
cup of primitive beer 1
cursed bottle of black-label rum 1
cursed bottle of rum 1
cursed chocolate doubloon 60
cursed cutlass 1
cursed piece of thirteen 26
cursed pirate cutlass 1
Cursed Punch 1
custard pie 149
custom sixgun 6
cyan seashell 1,000
Dad's brandy 1
damp bar rag 150
damp old wallet 4
dancing fan 170
Dark & Starry 1
Das Überkühlraum trading card 1
das boot 1
day-old beer 100
dead lights pie 8
decanter of fine Scotch 10
Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe 65
deep six-shooter 66
demonic surgical gloves 140
dense meat stack 2,000
dense meat sword 1
designer handbag 42
dethklok 1
devil-summoning hat 140
devilish folio 12
dew yoana lei 1
dew yoana salacious lei 1
diamond necklace 41
didgeridooka 200
digital key lime pie 21
dilapidated wizard hat 1
Dinsey Whinskey 1
dirt julep 1
dirty martini 1
discocktail 1
Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate 13
disintegrating quill pen 1,000
disposable instant camera 120
disposable lighter 140
distilled fortified wine 1
disturbing fanfic 465
Divine 1
divine champagne flute 1,150
Doc Clock's thyme cocktail 1
Doc's Fortifying Wine 100
Doc's Limbering Wine 230
Doc's Medical-Grade Wine 29
Doc's Smartifying Wine 680
Doc's Special Reserve Wine 4
dollar sign 4
dollar-sign bag 2,030
Dolphin King's crown 14
donated booze 75
donkey flipbook 14
double barreled barrel gun 2
double entendre 2
Doublepunchplanter 2
doubt cannon 2
drab sonata 333
Drac & Tan 1
dragon snaps 2,345
Dreadsylvanian Almanac page 309
Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned 1
Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy 1
Dreadsylvanian grimlet 1
Dreadsylvanian hot toddy 1
Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie 1
Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple 1
dream of a dog 1
dregs of a Crimbo cocktail 18
drink chit 53,600
drinks tray 150
Drip harness 1
dripping meat sword 1
drippy pilsner 1
drippy stein 4
drive-by shooting 1
dromedary drinking helmet 3
dropped scrap of paper 11
Drowsy Sword 80
drum of tommy ammo 1,000
Drunken Astrophysicist 10
Drunken Neurologist 1
Drunken Philosopher 1
dry martini 100
dry noodles 9,600
dry vodka martini 1
ducha de oro 1
duct tape sword 1,205
duct tape wallet 580
DUFRESNE Suds 100
Dump Truck 200
dusty bottle of blood 1
dusty bottle of Marsala 10
dusty bottle of Merlot 10
dusty bottle of Muscat 10
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 10
dusty bottle of Port 10
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 10
dwarvish magazine 11
Dweebisol™ inhaler 153
Earth and Firewater 1
Earth, Wind and Firewater 20
Ecto-Cooler 1
ectoplasm au jus 133
effluvious emerald 12
eggnog 100
eggwater 1
eighth plague 1
eldritch distillate 1
eldritch dough 140
eldritch elixir 1
eldritch extract 1
electric copperhead potion 142
electric Kool-Aid 1
Electric Punch 1
electric snakebite 200
elemental caipiroska 1
Elf Farm Raffle ticket 20
Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) 1
Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) 1
Elf Guard honor present 1
Elf Guard insignia (general) 1
Elf Guard insignia (private) 8
Elf Guard MPC 4,054
Elf Guard officer's sidearm 10
Elf Guard payroll bag 12
Elf Guard squirtgun 1
Elf Guard strategic map 1
Elf Guard war standard 1
elf ploughshare 1
Ellsbury's journal (used) 1
Elron's Explosive Etude 2
elven limbos gingerbread 3
elven cellocello 1
elven moonshine 1
elven squeeze 200
embezzler's oil 131
emergency margarita 1
En Una Fila Tequila 1
enchanted barbell 119
Enchanted Flyswatter 150
enchanted leopard-print barbell 40
enchanted muesli 140
Enchanted Plunger 140
Engorged Sausages and You 1
especially salty dog 1
etched hourglass 1
eternal car battery 4
Event Horizon 1
everfull glass 1
executive mime flask 1
exotic travel brochure 11,200
expensive champagne 1
expired bottle of peppermint schnapps 1
Extra-slimy Slimosa 1
extra-spicy bloody mary 1
eXtreme meat sword 10
extremely confusing manual 12
extremely slippery nipple 1
Eye Agate 1,850
Eye and a Twist 750
eye of the Tiger-lily 1,242
eyebrow lifter 136
facsimile dictionary 39
fake cocktail 10
Falcon™ Maltese Liquor 1
fancy bath salts 1,000
fancy opera glasses 47
Fantasma en la Máquina 1
FantasyRealm key 3
FantasyRealm Mage's Hat 35
FantasyRealm mead 1
fat loot token 93
fat stacks of cash 206
fat wallet 1,870
Fauna Libre 10
FDKOL commendation 1,163
Feliz Navidad 1
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots 226
Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel 1
fetid feather 2,700
fiberglass foil 1
Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy 2
Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) 1
filthy armor 152
filthy lucre 223
filthy monkey head 136
fine wine 1
fire of unknown origin 1,000
fireclutch 140
firemilk 200
Firewater 1
fish bazooka 4
fish scimitar 1
fish-liver oil 1,500
fishelada 1
Fitspiration™ poster 140
Flamin' Whatshisname 50
Flaming Caipiranha 10
flaming cardboard sword 10
flaming feather 3,000
Flaming Knob 140
Flaming Mohobo 160
flaming mushroom wine 1
Flaming Sazerorc 30
flaming sword 20
flaregun 500
flashy pirate dreadlocks 150
flask of Amontillado 1
flask of egggrog 1
flask of moonshine 1
flask of port 1
flask of rainwater 150
Flaskfull of Hollow 5,000
flat cider 1
flat mushroom wine 1
flayed mind 140
Fleshazole™ 2
flirtatious feather 1,700
flour cookie 20
flower petal pie 6
flute of flat champagne 300
Flying Caipiranha 1
flytrap pellet 184
foam pistol 10
Fog Murderer 1
forest spirit rattle 150
Former Sheriff Dan's tin star 6
fortune cookie 1
fountain 'soda' 1
Fourth of May Cosplay Saber 1
Freddy Kruegerand 2,210
French bronilla brogurt 1
French-Transylvanian Dictionary 3
Friendly Turkey 1
frightful feather 3,000
frigid derringer 1
frigid ninja stars 1,000
frog lip-print 132
Fromage Pinotage 1
Frost™ brand sword 10
Frosty's frosty mug 16
frozen feather 2,800
frozen shampoo-conditioner 25,460
fruity girl swill 1
Fu Manchu Wax 130
fumble formula 1
FunFunds™ 11
funky eyepatch 150
funny bone 250
fuzzbump 1
Fuzzy Tentacle 1
Game Grid ticket 70
Game Grid token 130
GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine 172
gamer slurry 150
gamma nog 1
garbage juice slurpee 140
garish pinky ring 91
Gathered Meat-Clip 18,130
gator shades 1,000
gazely stare 141
Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire 5
Gearhead Goo 142
genie's scimitar 39
Gets-You-Drunk 1
Ghiaccio Colada 1
ghost beer 1
Ghost Dog Chow 1,600
ghostly body paint 111
ghuol egg 1,000
ghuol egg quiche 1
giant book of ancient carols 2
giant breath mint 135
giant designer sunglasses 67
giant glass of brandy 1
giant neckbeard 140
giant pearl 2,710
giant tube of black lipstick 130
gibson 1
gilded BRICKO chalice 8
gilt perfume bottle 140
gimlet 1
gin and tonic 1
Gin Mint 1
gin-soaked blotter paper 1
ginger beer 1
ginger snaps 200
gingerbread bugbear 690
gingerbread horror 6
gingerbread moneybag 1
gingerbread mug 30
gingerbread mutant bugbear 8
gingerbread pirate 4
gingerbread pistol 1
gingerbread robot 10
gingerbread smartphone 840
gingerbread wine 1
Ginsu™ 1
glacial sapphire 15
glass of bourbon 10
glass of drippy wine 1
glass of gnat milk 133
glass of herbal tequila 1
glass of raw eggs 300
glass of warm milk 150
glass pie plate 1
Glenn's golden dice 4
gloomy mushroom wine 1
glow-in-the-dark dart gun 3
glowing New Age crystal 10
glowing red eye 1,000
Gnollish Crossdress 140
Gnollish pie server 47
Gnollish pie tin 15
Gnollish sangria 1
Gnomish sagngria 1
Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer 4
Go-Wassail 100
gob of wet hair 1,270
goblin autoblowgun 30
gold Boozehounds Anonymous token 144
gold crown 107
gold nuggets 6,400
gold star 113
gold tooth 1
gold toothbrush 140
Gold Velvet™ whiskey 1
gold wedding ring 140
golden gun 2
Golden Mean 1
golden tattoo gun 2
good ash 140
gooified mineral matter 40,000
Gordon Bennett 1
government booze shipment 1
government per-diem 5,400
government requisition form 95
government-issue identification badge 132
Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun 51
grass blade 1
Grasshopper 1
grassy cutlass 1
Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled) 1
graveyard snowglobe 3
gray seashell 1,000
grease gun 4
grease trap 136
great old fashioned 1
Great Older Fashioned 1
green beer 1
Green Burlap 100
Green Clover of Justice 13
green eggnog 1
Green Giant 1
green mana 57
Green Manalishi 1,000
Green Muslin 1
green pixel 1,500
green seashell 1,000
Green Velvet 1
grey cube 140
grim fairy tale 15
Grimacite Bock 1
grimy lab coat 130
grog 100
grogtini 1
grubby wool 33
grubby wool beerwarmer 1
gummi sword 1
gun cleaning kit 118
gun parts 308
gunner's daughter 1
Guzzlr cocktail set 810
Guzzlr souvenir stein 1
Guzzlrbuck 10,001
hacked gibson 1
haiku katana 1
half of a gold tooth 1,600
hamethyst 400
hamethyst-handled sixgun 6
hand of cards 126
hand-carved bokken 1
handful of confetti 249
handful of drink tickets 10
handful of fire 130
handful of hand chalk 1,000
handful of Smithereens 3,700
handful of stubble 135
handful of tips 300
handyman "hand soap" 130
happiness 10
haunted bottle of vodka 1
haunted cherry pie 7
haunted eggnog 1
haunted flame 135
haunted gimlet 1
haunted martini 1
Haunted Sorority House staff guide 47
hawkface potion 146
Haymaker 1
heart necklace 56
heart of the volcano 50
heavy crown 9
heavy leather-bound tome 4
Heimandatz's heart 7
Hell and How I Bent It 1
hell in a bucket 1
Helm of the Scream Emperor 2
hermit factoid 11
Herring Daiquiri 1
Herring Wallbanger 1
herringcello 1
Herringtini 1
Hide-rox™ cookie 11
high-end ginger wine 1
high-energy mining laser 1
Highest Bitter 1
hipster cocktail 1
Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians 1
HOA regulation book 1
hobo nickel 2,588
Hodgman's almanac 1
Hodgman's blanket 1
Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times 2
Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics 1
Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin 2
Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top 4
holistic headache remedy 150
honey mead 1
horizontal tango 1
hot katana blade 1,000
hot mint schnocolate 1
hot watered rum 1
hot wine 1
hotel minibar key 100
How to Avoid Scams 359
How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying 1
How to Play Othello 35
huge Crimbo cookie 11
huge gold coin 2,200
Humanitini 1
humble pie 4
Hundred Headed IPA 1
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Interview With You (a Vampire) 6
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Kissin' Cousins 11
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Let Me Be! 41
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Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them 2
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LyleCo Contractor's Manual 1
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Mysterious Blue Box 70
Mysterious Green Box 70
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Never Don't Stop Not Striving 1
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Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II 98
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Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV 74
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Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI 64
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Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit 11
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Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer 21
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Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend 15
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Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta 19
Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar 18
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Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie 18
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ring 1
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Saturday Night Special 450
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Sazuruk-hai 1
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scintillating powder 1
Scorpion Bowl 1
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Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill 1
screwdiver 1
screwdriver 1
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scroll of minor invulnerability 1,000
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Scuba Snack 120
Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention 1
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secret mummy herbs and spices 130
sensitive poetry journal 7
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shopkeeper beard 130
Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip 15
short deposition 150
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silver keg 1
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Sinful Desires 21
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Sizzling Sinner 1
skelelton spine 140
skeletal banana 137
skeleton beans 146
skeleton bone 1,800
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Skull Punch 1
skull-shaped Crimboween cookie 2
Skullery Maid's Knee 130
slap and slap again 1
slap and tickle 1
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Slimosa 1
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slimy fermented bile bladder 100
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Sloe Comfortable Zoo 1
Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire 390
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slug of shochu 1
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Smart Bone Dust 140
smellbook 140
SMOOCH bottlecap 16
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Smuggler's Punch 1
smut orc sunglasses 140
snakebite 1
Sneaky Pete's key lime pie 33
snifter of thoroughly aged brandy 2,800
Snow Queen Crown 1,011
soft green echo eyedrop antidote 2,400
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solid gold jewel 278
solid gold pegleg 57
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Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook 1
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space wine 1
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Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne 1
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Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot 1
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spider web 1,000
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spooky eggnog 1
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spooky mushroom wine 1
spray chrome 140
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St. Sneaky Pete's Whey 1,000
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star sword 300
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Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1) 3
Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2) 1
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Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1) 10
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stone of eXtreme power 495
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Strong, Silent Type 350
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stuffed Cheshire bitten 350
stuffed cocoabo 340
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stuffed hand turkey 350
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Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword 3
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swamp haunch 5,000
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Sword of Dark Omens 23
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Sword of the Brouhaha Prince 1
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TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡ 1
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita 500
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Tales of a Kansas Toymaker 39
Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) 3
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Tasty Fun Good rice candy 2,400
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temporary yak tattoo 134
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The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones 3
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The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) 1
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The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 1
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The Joy of Wassailing (used) 1
the kindest cold cut 130
The Mad Liquor 1
The Mariachi's guitar case 7
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The Necbromancer's Stein 1
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The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) 1
The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) 1
The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) 1
The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells 1
The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) 1
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The Snitch's Manifesto 1
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The Spirit of Giving (used) 1
The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants 2
The Western Look 1
theoretical string 272
thermos full of Knob coffee 1
They'll Love You In Rhinestones 3
Third Base 100
thistle wine 100
Thorny Toad trading card 1
three-tiered wedding cake 3
Thriller Ice 1
throbbing organ pie 3
Thwaitgold amoeba statuette 2
Thwaitgold ant statuette 1
Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette 1
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Thwaitgold metabug statuette 2
Thwaitgold mosquito statuette 9
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Thwaitgold nit statuette 1
Thwaitgold nymph statuette 11
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Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette 11
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Thwaitgold scorpion statuette 4
Thwaitgold slug statuette 2
Thwaitgold spider statuette 1
Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette 6
Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette 2
Thwaitgold termite statuette 1
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Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette 1
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Time Lord Badge of Honor 1
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time residue 191
time sleigh 1
time sword 1
time's arrow 20
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tiny house 3,400
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To Build an Igloo 1
toast 5,600
tobiko-infused sake 1
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tomato soup poster 130
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toothsome rock 1
torquoise 21
totally sweet mohawk helmet 130
tourmalime 60
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Trash, a Memoir 3
Travels with Jerry 4
tree-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
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triggerfingerbone 222
trilobite fossil 76
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Truthsayer 1
tube of pendulum lube 147
tube of villain white 139
Tuesday's ruby 115
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turtle mud 130
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Ultimate Mind Destroyer 1
Ultra Mega Sour Ball 2
una poca de gracia 133
Uncle Buck 2
Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide 188
Uncle Romulus 6
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unearthly onyx 13
unflavored wine cooler 400
unholy water 127
unidentified drink 391
unidentified jerky 2,000
Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword 1
unnamed cocktail 222
unquiet spirits 1
Uovo Marcio Shiraz 1
Uranium Omega of Temperance 1
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useless powder 725
valuable coin 5,230
valuable trinket 1,464
vampagne 1
vampire pearl 44
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velcro ore 10
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vesper 1
vial of swamp vapors 121
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viral video 11
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vodka martini 200
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vodka stinger 1
vodka stratocaster 10
void burger 3,100
void lager 3,300
void shard 14
void stone 3,510
Volcoino 7
voodoo glowskull 134
vorpal blade 40
votive candle 140
VYKEA dowel 7,000
VYKEA instructions 198
VYKEA mead 1
Wal-Mart gift certificate 6,860
Wal-Mart snowglobe 1
warbear bearserker mead 1
warbear blizzard mead 1
warbear feasting mead 1
warehouse clerk's glasses 150
warehouse walkie-talkie 140
Warm Subject gift certificate 257
Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife 2
wasabi-infused sake 1
water purification pills 1,400
wax booze 1
Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence 1
Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking 1
Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud 1
Wet Russian 1
whalegun 1
whisker pencil 116
whiskey and cola 1
whiskey and soda 1
whiskey bittersweet 1
whiskey in a broken glass 10
whiskey sour 1
whiskey squeeze 1
white Canadian 1
white chocolate chip cookies 50
White Chocolate Golem Seeds 150
white Crimbo ball 100
White Dragon Fang 1
white Dreadsylvanian 1
White Hyborian 1
white lightning 1
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white page 36
white sword 160
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white Xanadian 1
wild honey pie 2
wine spritzer 1
witty rapier 40
woimbook 3
Woldo trading card 1
Work is a Four Letter Sword 22
world's most unappetizing beverage 1
wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie 2
Wrecked Generator 1
wrestling mask 140
X-37 gun 5
x-ray mirror 140
Xiblaxian crystal 55
Xiblaxian space-whiskey 1
Yakisoba's hat 9
Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick 700
Ye Olde Meade 1
Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher 1,334
yellow brick road 1
Yellow Moon of Compassion 13
yellow seashell 1,000
yule grog 1
Yummy Tummy bean 2,222
Zinc Delta of Tranquility 14
zmobie 1
zombie 1
zombie hollandaise 140
Zombo's shoulder blade 2
Zoodriver 1
Zu Mannkäse Dienen 6
Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) 1