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Display Case for MadddddDog (#1158351)
This player is ranked #956 for Most Total Items with a total of 151,558 items.
This player is ranked #338 for Most Unique Items with a total of 2,521 items.

This player is a member of the clan The Evil Piggies.

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MadddddDog (#1158351)
This player has 2,521 unique items and 151,558 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"DRINK ME" potion 2
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 8
1-ball 5
1.21 jigawatts 1
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 81
2-ball 8
25-meat staff 1
3-ball 4
30669 scroll 105
33398 scroll 74
334 scroll 5
4-ball 7
4-d camera 1
4-dimensional guitar 11
5-Alarm Saucepan 1
5-ball 9
6-ball 8
64067 scroll 1
668 scroll 2
7-ball 5
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 28
8-ball 27
9-ball 1
a butt tuba 4
a little sump'm sump'm 1
abominable blubber 4
abominable snowcone 15
accidental cider 2
acid-squirting flower 28
acoustic guitarrr 15
adder bladder 89
adorable seal larva 1
Alice's Army Horseman 1
all-purpose cleaner 87
alpha-mail pants 1
alphabet gum 1
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility 1
amok pudding 3
amulet of extreme plot significance 1
Amulet of Yendor 1
ancient cursed foot locker 1
ancient frozen dinner 27
ancient ice cream scoop 20
ancient Magi-Wipes 1
ancient oil painting of yourself 1
ancient poisoned dart 28
ancient protein powder 809
Ancient Saucehelm 3
ancient spice 42
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 1
ancient vinyl coin purse 1
Angelhair Culottes 1
Angry Farmer candy 1
Ankh of Badahnkadh 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary gift box 4
annoying pitchfork 11
ant agonist 17
ant hoe 1
ant pick 2
ant pitchfork 3
ant rake 6
ant sickle 2
anti-anti-antidote 24
anticheese 3
antique bottle of cough syrup 2
antique greaves 37
antique hand mirror 3
antique helmet 29
antique packet of ketchup 24
antique shield 36
antique spear 28
Argarggagarg's fang 1
armgun 71
arrrgyle socks 6
Arrrmetia trading card 1
artisanal limoncello 25
asbestos apron 24
asbestos crossbow 2
asbestos helmet turtle 1
asbestos meat stack 1
asbestos ore 1
asbestos staff 1
asbestos sword 2
ASCII shirt 20
Asleep in the Cemetery 1
asparagus knife 41
asparagus lo mein 1
asparagus stir-fry 1
asshat 4
astral mushroom 1
automatic catapult 1
awful poetry journal 1,915
bätzle 1
baby killer bee 14
baconstone 3
baconstone bracelet 1
baconstone earring 2
baconstone pendant 2
baconstone ring 2
bad penguin egg 1
bad-ass club 3
badass belt 24
badge of authority 8
bag of airline peanuts 1
bag of Cheat-Os 1
bag of lard 8
bag of pygmy blood 1
baggie of powdered sugar 42
balaclava 4
balaclava baklava 20
ball 1
balloon helmet 1
balloon monkey 3
balloon sword 14
ballroom blintz 36
bamboo bokuto 1
banana 4
banana cream pie 1
banana daiquiri 1
banana peel 2
banana smoothie 2
banana spritzer 1
banana-frosted king cake 3
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 1
banjo strings 1
bar skin 1
bar whip 2
barbed-wire fence 3
bargain flash powder 3
bark beret 1
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 1
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 3
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 14
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 3
barrrnacle 33
barskin buckler 1
barskin cloak 1
barskin hat 2
barskin loincloth 2
barskin tent 2
bartender skull 1
bartender-in-the-box 2
bartender-skull-in-the-box 1
baseball 11
basic meat crossbow 3
basic meat fez 1
basic meat helmet 2
basic meat kilt 1
basic meat pants 1
basic meat skirt 1
basic meat spork 3
basic meat staff 1
basic meat sword 1
bat guano 36
bat haggis 2
bat whip 1
bat wing 64
bat wing kabob 1
bat wing stir-fry 1
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 1
batblade 13
batgut 69
battered hubcap 14
Battlie Light Saver 31
beach glass bead 15
beach glass necklace 2
bean burrito 1
beanbag chair 4
beaten-up Chucks 1
beefy fish meat 1
beer basted brat 1
beer bomb 1
beer bong 215
beer cartilage 1
beer goggles 1
beer helmet 1
beer lens 15
beer-a-pult 3
beer-scented teddy bear 3
beer-soaked mop 6
beertini 2
begpwnia 1
beholed bedsheet 3
bejeweled accordion strap 1
bejeweled pledge pin 232
bell-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
bellhop bell 1
Ben-Gal™ Balm 3
Better Than Cuddling Cake 2
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 1
big bad voodoo mask 5
big bass drum 25
big boom 22
big red clown nose 57
big rock 1
big stick 4
bigger stick 5
bilge wine 41
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 1
bird rib 4
Bit O' Ectoplasm 1
bit of clingfilm 15
bit-o-cactus 14
black & tan 45
Black Body™ spray 1
black cherry soda 1
black eyedrops 3
black facepaint 1
black forest cake 39
black forest ham 22
black greaves 52
black helmet 48
black kettle drum 10
Black No. 2 57
black paisley oyster egg 1
black pension check 70
black pepper 50
black picnic basket 2
black pixel 156
black plastic oyster egg 13
black polka-dot oyster egg 1
black pudding 29
black sheepskin diploma 2
black shield 50
black snake skin 1
black spot 1
black striped oyster egg 1
black sword 66
black velvet box 1
blackberry 58
blackberry combat boots 8
blackberry galoshes 3
blackberry moccasins 2
blackberry slippers 4
Blackfly Chardonnay 42
Blatantly Canadian 21
Bling of the New Wave 9
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 3
blood flower 1
blood of the Wereseal 1
blood-faced volleyball 1
bloodied surgical dungarees 170
bloody beer 3
bloody clown pants 70
bloody mary 2
blue class ring 16
Blue Diamond of Honesty 1
blue paisley oyster egg 1
blue pixel 20
blue pixel potion 3
blue plastic oyster egg 1
blue polka-dot oyster egg 24
blue snowcone 2
blue striped oyster egg 8
blue suede shoes 1
blueberry-frosted king cake 1
blundarrrbus 1
Bohemian rhapsody 1
boilermaker 1
bone collar 1
bone flute 23
bone rattle 6
Bonerdagon necklace 1
Bonestabber 1
booty chest charrrm 16
booty chest charrrm bracelet 1
booze-soaked cherry 1
boring spaghetti 1
Boris's key lime 2
Boris's key lime pie 1
Boris's ring 4
Boss Bat bling 9
Boss Bat britches 9
bottle of alcohol 38
bottle of antifreeze 3
bottle of black cat tonic 1
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 87
bottle of cooking sherry 4
bottle of Definit 40
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 22
bottle of gin 35
bottle of goofballs 12
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 11
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 134
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 123
bottle of Mystic Shell 5
bottle of Pinot Renoir 2
bottle of pirate juice 2
bottle of popskull 3
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 1
bottle of rum 450
bottle of sewage schnapps 36
bottle of single-barrel whiskey 1
bottle of tequila 267
bottle of ultravitamins 19
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 1
bottle of vodka 1
bottle of whiskey 420
bottle opener belt buckle 214
bouquet of circular saw blades 2
bow staff 1
bowl of Bounty-Os 11
bowl of cottage cheese 176
bowl of lucky charms 1
bowl of rye sprouts 20
bowlegged pants 1
bowler 1
box 143
box of sunshine 66
box-in-the-box 1
box-in-the-box-in-the-box 1
boxed champagne 25
boxed wine 48
boxing glove 6
boxing glove on a spring 1
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 36
brains casserole 2
brainy skull 1
brass gear 63
brass stinger 1
breakfast miracle 1
brick 2
BRICKO bat 1
BRICKO brick 2
BRICKO elephant 1
BRICKO eye brick 3
BRICKO hat 1
BRICKO octopus 1
BRICKO ooze 1
BRICKO oyster 1
BRICKO pants 1
BRICKO python 1
BRICKO sword 1
BRICKO turtle 1
briefcase 33
Brimstone Bunker 1
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 1
brine 11
broken carburetor 5
broken cellular phone 1
broken skull 39
broken sword 22
bronze breastplate 19
bronzed locust 5
brown felt tophat 16
brown plastic baby 3
brown sugar cane 44
bubble bauble bow 1
bubblewrap crossbow 1
bubblewrap ore 7
bubblin' crude 1
bubbly potion 3
buckler buckle 3
buffalo blade 2
bugbear beanie 47
bugbear bungguard 45
bullet-proof corduroys 312
bum cheek 28
bunch of bananas 1
bunch of square grapes 40
bungle in the jungle 1
bunny liver 2
buoybottoms 10
burst hellseal brain 6
bus pass 38
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 3
C.B.F.G. 1
C.H.U.M. knife 3
cactus fruit 22
caipifruta 11
calle de miel 6
can cannon 2
can of Binarrrca 7
can of black paint 3
can of CRIMBCOLA 1
can of fake snow 1
can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ 9
can of maces 1
can of Red Minotaur 33
can of spinach 12
can of starch 1
can of Swiller 35
can-can-in-a-can 1
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 6
candied kobold 1
candied yams 9
candy brain 1
candy cane 4
candy stake 2
cannonball charrrm 18
canopic jar 1,585
canteen of wine 8
capacitor relay 1
carbon nanotube frame 1
carbonated soy milk 1
carbonated water lily 47
carbonite visor 1
cardboard crossbow 1
cardboard katana 1
cardboard ore 5
cardboard staff 1
cardboard sword 1
cardboard wakizashi 39
caret 1
carob brownies 9
carob cannon 2
carob chunk cookies 3
carob chunk noodles 1
carob chunks 9
carrot cake 1
carrot claret 1
casino pass 22
cast 71
cast-iron legacy paddle 4
cat appendix 19
catgut 48
catgut taco 2
catskin cap 1
catsup 13
centipede eggs 22
Cerebral Cloche 1
Cerebral Crossbow 1
Cerebral Culottes 1
chain-mail monokini 1
chaos butterfly 421
charming flute 3
cheap cigar butt 16
cheap plastic bottle opener 1
chef skull 1
chef's hat 912
chef-in-the-box 3
chef-skull-in-the-box 1
cherry 9
Cherry Cloaca Cola 2
cherry pie 2
Chester's bag of candy 1
chewing gum on a string 81
chintzy accordion pin 1
chintzy disco ball pendant 4
chintzy noodle ring 4
chintzy saucepan earring 1
chintzy seal pendant 2
chintzy turtle brooch 2
chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli 42
chisel 1
chloroform rag 104
chocolate filthy lucre 9
chocolate spurs 1
chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses 2
chocolate-frosted king cake 1
Choker of the Ultragoth 1
chopsticks 23
chorizo brownies 2
chorizo taco 26
chrome crossbow 1
chrome helmet turtle 1
chrome meat stack 1
chrome ore 1
chrome staff 2
chrome sword 3
chunk of depleted Grimacite 1
chunk of rock salt 1
Claw of the Infernal Seal 1
clay peace-sign bead 17
Claybender glasses 15
clingfilm cap 1
clingfilm slippers 1
clingfilm tangle 1
clingfilm trousers 1
Cloaca grenade 1
Cloaca-Cola 1
Cloaca-Cola c-rations 1
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 5
Cloaca-Cola helmet 5
Cloaca-Cola knapsack 1
Cloaca-Cola shield 2
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife 1
clockwork crossbow 1
clockwork hat 1
clockwork key 1
clockwork maid 1
clockwork pants 1
clockwork sphere 1
clockwork staff 1
clockwork trench coat 1
cloudy potion 5
clown hammer 1
clown shoes 28
clown skin 1
clown whip 1
clown wig 2
clownskin belt 3
clownskin harness 1
club necklace 11
cob of corn 1
Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau 2
cocktail napkin 80
cocktail onion 15
cocoa egg 22
cocoa eggshell fragment 1
coconut bikini top 1
coconut shell 181
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 1
Codpiece of the Goblin King 2
coffin lid 1
cog 100
cog and sprocket assembly 2
Colander of Em-er'il 1
cold and sour sauce 1
cold hi mein 1
Cold Hots candy 1
cold ninja mask 32
cold nuggets 1
cold powder 1
cold wad 1
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 4
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 1
colored-light "necklace" 1
comfy coffin 1
comfy pillow 5
commemorative war stein 404
compression stocking 1
concentrated cordial of concentration 1
concentrated magicalness pill 1
concoction of clumsiness 1
Connery's Elixir of Audacity 1
Cookbook of the Damned 2
cool mushroom 17
cool mushroom casserole 56
cool whip 39
Copper Alpha of Sincerity 1
copper ha'penny charrrm 17
cordial of concentration 2
corn holder 3
corncob pipe 15
cornuthaum 16
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 3
Corpse Island iced tea 4
corpse on the beach 3
corpsedriver 3
corpsetini 5
costume sword 8
cottage 2
cotton candy cone 23
cotton candy pillow 95
cracker 1
cranberries 1
cranberry cordial 1
crazy little Turkish delight 71
cream of pointy mushroom soup 3
cream pie 4
cream stout 34
creamsicle 35
creepy ginger ale 18
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) 1
Crimbo pie 2
Crimbo ukulele 1
Crimbojito 1
crossbow string 2
crotchety pants 1
crowbar 5
crowbarrr 7
Crown of the Goblin King 14
crude crudités 1
cruelty-free wine 12
crumbling rat skull 4
cup of infinite pencils 7
cup of primitive beer 1
curdflinger 2
curmudgel 12
cursed black pearl onion 1
cursed bottle of black-label rum 2
cursed bottle of rum 2
cursed cannonball 2
cursed dirty joke scroll 1
cursed piece of thirteen 12
cursed sea biscuit 1
cursed voodoo skull 1
cyclops eyedrops 1
Daffy Taffy 36
daisy 1
dance card 29
Danglin' Chad's loincloth 3
dark potion 8
Das Überkühlraum trading card 1
Deactivated O. A. F. 1
dead guy's watch 1
deadly lampshade 1
death blossom 2
decaying goldfish liver 37
deck of tropical cards 2
decorative fountain 43,259
defective skull 1
dehydrated caviar 43
delectable catalyst 1
delicious noodles 2
delicious salad 17
delicious spicy noodles 2
demon buckler 1
demon skin 1
demon whip 2
demon-horned hat 2
demonskin jacket 1
demonskin trousers 2
denim axe 1
dense meat crossbow 1
dense meat stack 22
dented harmonica 21
deodorant 27
depantsing bomb 99
depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt 1
depleted uranium seal figurine 1
desiccated apricot 44
detective skull 1
diamond necklace 5
diamond-studded cane 31
diamond-studded fronts 1
didgeridooka 343
Diet Cloaca Cola 2
digital key lime 1
digital key lime pie 4
dill 6
dingy planks 2
dire fudgesicle 1
dirty hobo gloves 76
disassembled clover 1
disbelief suspenders 15
Disco 'Fro Pick 11
disco ball 136
disco mask 149
disease 118
disembodied brain 40
disembodied smile 2
dishrag 2
disintegrating quill pen 76
disintegrating sheet music 1
displaced fish 27
distilled fortified wine 4
distressed denim pants 374
disturbing fanfic 1,230
Divine 1
divine blowout 1
divine can of silly string 1
divine cracker 202
divine noisemaker 1
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 1
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 1
Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent 1
Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm 1
Dogsgotnonoz pills 1
doll house 1
Dolphin King's crown 16
donkey flipbook 1
dope gangsta bling-bling 1
dope wheels 3
Double Bacon Beelzeburger 1
double-barreled sling 5
double-ice britches 1
double-ice cap 1
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 17
drab sonata 14
draggin' ball hat 81
Dramatic™ range 5
dreadlock whip 30
dress pants 5
dried face 39
dripping meat crossbow 1
dripping meat staff 2
dripping meat sword 1
Drizzlers™ Black Licorice 2
Drowsy Sword 25
drum machine 21
dry martini 1
dry noodles 796
dry vodka martini 1
drywall axe 21
ducha de oro 6
duck-on-a-string 1
duct tape 57
duct tape dockers 2
duct tape fedora 1
duct tape shirt 2
duct tape sword 1
duct tape wallet 8
dueling banjo 1
dull fish scale 1
dungeoneer's dungarees 11
Duskwalker fangs 12
Duskwalker syringe 24
dusty animal cranium 22
dusty animal jawbone 13
dusty animal pelvis 1
dusty animal skull 1
dusty bottle of Marsala 91
dusty bottle of Merlot 125
dusty bottle of Muscat 96
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 107
dusty bottle of Port 141
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 115
dusty eighth caudal vertebra 1
dusty eighth thoracic vertebra 2
dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra 13
dusty fifth caudal vertebra 5
dusty fifth cervical vertebra 16
dusty fifth lumbar vertebra 7
dusty fifth thoracic vertebra 13
dusty first caudal vertebra 5
dusty first cervical vertebra 9
dusty first lumbar vertebra 15
dusty first thoracic vertebra 17
dusty fourth caudal vertebra 8
dusty fourth lumbar vertebra 3
dusty fourth thoracic vertebra 3
dusty left clavicle 25
dusty left eighth rib 14
dusty left eleventh rib 22
dusty left femur 5
dusty left fibula 10
dusty left fifth rib 9
dusty left first front claw 4
dusty left first rear claw 57
dusty left first rib 14
dusty left fourth front claw 12
dusty left fourth rear claw 4
dusty left fourth rib 4
dusty left humerus 12
dusty left kneecap 1
dusty left ninth rib 8
dusty left radius 6
dusty left scapula 23
dusty left second front claw 9
dusty left second rear claw 3
dusty left second rib 30
dusty left seventh rib 46
dusty left sixth rib 32
dusty left tenth rib 37
dusty left third front claw 18
dusty left third rear claw 4
dusty left third rib 31
dusty left thumb 8
dusty left tibia 5
dusty left twelfth rib 9
dusty left ulna 8
dusty ninth caudal vertebra 72
dusty ninth thoracic vertebra 21
dusty right eighth rib 9
dusty right eleventh rib 8
dusty right femur 14
dusty right fibula 26
dusty right fifth rib 12
dusty right first front claw 4
dusty right first rear claw 24
dusty right first rib 4
dusty right fourth front claw 22
dusty right fourth rear claw 10
dusty right fourth rib 10
dusty right humerus 14
dusty right kneecap 2
dusty right ninth rib 26
dusty right radius 13
dusty right scapula 106
dusty right second front claw 7
dusty right second rear claw 18
dusty right second rib 69
dusty right seventh rib 14
dusty right sixth rib 15
dusty right tenth rib 15
dusty right third front claw 34
dusty right third rear claw 18
dusty right third rib 9
dusty right thumb 5
dusty right tibia 4
dusty right twelfth rib 11
dusty right ulna 12
dusty sacral vertebrae 2
dusty second caudal vertebra 9
dusty second lumbar vertebra 40
dusty second thoracic vertebra 8
dusty seventh caudal vertebra 6
dusty seventh cervical vertebra 3
dusty seventh lumbar vertebra 4
dusty seventh thoracic vertebra 4
dusty sixth caudal vertebra 13
dusty sixth cervical vertebra 4
dusty sixth lumbar vertebra 5
dusty sixth thoracic vertebra 7
dusty tenth caudal vertebra 10
dusty tenth thoracic vertebra 4
dusty third caudal vertebra 22
dusty third lumbar vertebra 5
dusty third thoracic vertebra 9
dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra 12
dwarf bread 7
dwarvish magazine 9
dwarvish war helmet 1
dwarvish war kilt 1
dwarvish war mattock 1
Dyspepsi grenade 1
Dyspepsi-Cola 254
Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations 1
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues 7
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet 7
Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack 1
Dyspepsi-Cola shield 4
Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen 1
Earring of Fire 1
easter egg balloon 24
Eau de Guaneau 4
effervescent potion 5
eggbeater 1
eggnog 14
El Sombrero De Lopez 2
El Vibrato energy spear 1
El Vibrato helmet 1
El Vibrato leg guards 1
El Vibrato power sphere 34
El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) 4
El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) 2
El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) 5
El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) 6
El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) 4
El Vibrato trapezoid 3
Elder Turtle Shell 2
Elf Farm Raffle ticket 2
Elfin shortbread 1
Elmley shades 30
elven squeeze 1
empty blowgun 1
empty Cloaca-Cola bottle 100
empty meat tank 1
enchanted barbell 1
enchanted bean 4
enchanted bean burrito 1
enchanted brass knuckles 1
enchanted eyepatch 2
enchanted handwarmer 4
enchanted toothpick 6
enchantlers 2
encoder ring 1
energy drink IV 266
ennui-flavored potato chips 105
enormous belt buckle 10
enormous hoop earring 4
Ent cider 16
escargotsicle 1
evil golden arch 85
evil golden arches 3
evil teddy bear sewing kit 1
exotic jungle fruit 1
exotic parrot egg 1
exploding hacky-sack 23
explosion-flavored chewing gum 1
extra-fancy ring setting 1
extra-large palm-frond toupee 2
extra-potent gremlin mutagen 1
extra-spicy bloody mary 1
extra-strength strongness elixir 1
eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest 7
eXtreme meat crossbow 2
eXtreme meat staff 2
eXtreme meat sword 2
eXtreme mittens 35
eXtreme nose ring 2
eXtreme scarf 32
eye of newt 5
eye-pod 4
eyedrops of newt 2
eyedrops of the ermine 2
eyepatch 43
f3d0r4 85
facsimile dictionary 16
fairy gravy boat 1
fake blood 13
fake fake vomit 1
fake hand 1
false eyelashes 1
Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium 1
fancy bath salts 165
fancy chocolate 2
fancy schmancy cheese sauce 12
fancy seashell necklace 473
fat stacks of cash 41
felt 10
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots 17
fermenting powder 65
ferret bait 265
fertilized ghuol egg 2
fetid feather 10
fettucini Inconnu 1
fez of etymology 1
figurine of a charred seal 11
figurine of a cold seal 19
figurine of a cute baby seal 1
figurine of a shadowy seal 1
figurine of a sleek seal 9
figurine of a slippery seal 6
figurine of a stinking seal 24
figurine of a wretched-looking seal 1
filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") 20
filigreed hamethyst earring 1
filigreed hamethyst necklace 1
filigreed hamethyst ring 1
filthy corduroys 50
filthy hippy poncho 1
filthy knitted dread sack 37
filthy lucre 1
filthy pestle 11
filthy poultice 79
fine wine 429
finger cymbals 11
fire flower 3
fire poi 203
fish-liver oil 37
fishy fish casserole 1
fizzy potion 4
flaming cardboard sword 1
flaming crutch 8
flaming feather 20
flaming glowsticks 1
flaming mushroom 14
flaming talons 1
flange 1
flaregun 81
flashing novelty button 4
flask of Gnomochloric acid 1
flat dough 1
flavored foot massage oil 10
flavorless gruel 1
flimsy clipboard 63
flirtatious feather 5
floaty rock helmet 1
floaty rock necklace 1
floaty rock pants 1
floaty sand 38
floorboard cruft 18
floral print shirt 1
flower petal pie 2
flowing hippy skirt 24
flute of flat champagne 50
flypaper staff 1
foam dart 1
foam noodle 10
foie gras 1
foolscap fool's cap 20
foon of fearfulness 1
foon of fleshiness 1
foon of foulness 1
foon of frigidity 1
foon of fulmination 1
football helmet 1
forest tears 1
fortune cookie 10
Frat Army FGF 93
frat brats 2
frayed rope belt 9
freezerburned ice cube 1
freshwater pearl necklace 10
fricasseed brains 1
frightful feather 14
frigid hankyū 1
frigid mote 2
frigid ninja stars 300
frilly shirt 2
frilly skirt 26
Frogade 2
Frost™ brand sword 1
Frosty's carrot 1
Frosty's iceball 1
Frosty's old silk hat 1
Frosty's snowball sack 2
frozen feather 10
frozen mushroom 8
frozen nunchaku 23
fruit bowl 1
fruitcake 2
full meat tank 2
funky brass fez 1
funky dried mushroom 212
furniture dolly 103
furry fur 1
furry kilt 1
furry pants 1
furry skirt 1
fuzzbump 6
fuzzy dice 1
fuzzy montera 12
ga-ga radio 2
Gaia beads 231
Galapagosian Cuisses 1
Garter of the Turtle Poacher 1
gas balloon 217
gator skin 30
gauze garter 60
gauze hammock 1
gauze shorts 357
Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire 1
gearbox necklace 2
Genalen™ Bottle 27
General Assembly Module 1
General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket 6
ghost cucumber 11
ghost pickle on a stick 1
ghuol ears 1
ghuol egg 1
ghuol egg quiche 3
ghuol guolash 1
ghuol-ear kabob 2
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giant cactus quill 3
giant cheesestick 1
giant discarded bottlecap 5
giant discarded plastic fork 5
giant discarded torn-up glove 15
giant driftwood sculpture 7
giant foam finger 237
giant gym membership card 24
giant heirloom grape tomato 22
giant jar of protein powder 23
giant marshmallow 4
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giant moxie weed 25
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giant penguin keychain 26
giant pinky ring 21
giant safety pin 20
giant turkey leg 20
gilded ancient cursed key 5
gimlet 49
gin and tonic 1
Gin Mint 1
gin-soaked blotter paper 11
gingerbread bugbear 6
gingerbread mutant bugbear 4
Glass Balls of the Goblin King 7
glass gnoll eye 1
glass of goat's milk 115
glistening staff 1
glittery mascara 2
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glowing fungus 4
glowing red eye 166
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gnatloaf 1
gnatloaf casserole 2
gnatwing 21
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gnauga hide kilt 1
gnauga hide skirt 1
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Gnollish pie server 20
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Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer 8
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goat cheese taco 2
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gold lamé pants 4
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golden twig 1
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googly eye 6
Gordon Bennett 1
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GOTO 5
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gr8ps 71
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grass blade 1
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grass skirt 1
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Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob 1
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grog 2
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grue egg omelette 2
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grungy flannel shirt 8
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gunky chicken 1
guy made of bee pollen 5
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half-orchid 326
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half-size scalpel 176
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halfberd 4
hamethyst 6
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Happy Birthday, Claude! cake 1
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Hatorade 1
Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance 2
head mirror 3,344
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Hippy Army MPE 195
hippy bongo 9
hippy herbal tea 2
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hobo nickel 1,100
Hollandaise helmet 157
honey-dew 1
honey-dipped locust 21
horizontal tango 4
hors d'oeuvre tray 11
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Ice-Cold Beerring 1
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ice-cold Sir Schlitz 218
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ice-cold Willer 117
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icicle katana 1
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iGoogly 1
Iiti Kitty phone charm 1,630
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imitation White Russian 1
imp air 7
Imp Ale 460
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inkwell 60
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Instant Karma 1
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ion-pulse modulation stabilizer 1
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Iron Beta of Industry 4
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ivory cue ball 2
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jack flapper 12
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Jarlsberg's key lime 1
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Jocko Homo's head 12
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ketchup hound 6
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kickback cookbook 1
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Kiss the Knob apron 1
kite 1
kiwi 29
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Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar 24
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Knob Goblin elite pants 30
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Krakrox's Loincloth 1
kumquat 1
La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez 2
ladle of mystery 1
large box 98
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lavender candy heart 768
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leaf of grass 10
leaflet 13
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leathery cat skin 1
Lederhosen of the Night 2
left half of a heart necklace 1
leftovers of indeterminate origin 1
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lemon meringue pie 2
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leotarrrd 6
leprechaun hatchling 1
less-than-three-shaped box 1
lesser grodulated violet 519
Let Me Be! 3
libation of liveliness 2
Libram of Candy Heart Summoning 1
library card 1
lihc eye 1
lihc eye pie 4
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line 544
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lion oil 4
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loadstone 2
Lockenstock™ sandals 226
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long pork 33
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Lord of the Flies-sized fries 1
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 25
los chinos 10
lotion of coldness 1
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lowercase N 80
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M-242 1
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Mad Train wine 153
Mae West 1
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Marquis de Poivre soda 91
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martini 361
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Maxwell's Silver Hammer 14
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McMillicancuddy's Special Lager 141
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meat engine 22
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Meat maid body 1
meat paste 710
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meat vortex 2
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Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs 3
megatofu 91
Meleegra™ pills 71
melted Jell-o shot 44
menudo 2
mesh cap 17
metallic A 308
metallic foil cat ears 1
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler 27
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub 1,258
milk of magnesium 48
milky potion 3
mind flayer corpse 65
miner's helmet 29
miner's pants 20
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miniature espresso maker 1
Mint Yulep 1
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Misty Cape 12
mixed wildflower greens 1
Mob Penguin cellular phone 1
Mohawk wig 136
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Mon Tiki 1
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Monstar energy beverage 155
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moonglasses 1
Morto Moreto 1
mother's little helper 19
mother's secret recipe 1
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moxie weed 147
Mr. Haggis 1
Mr. Joe's bangles 12
Mr. Mediocrebar 18
MSG 897
muculent machete 1
Mudflap-Girl Necklace 1
Mudflap-Girl Ring 1
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mullet wig 1
mummy mask 1,673
mummy wrapping 492
murky potion 6
mushroom fermenting solution 20
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mysterious silver lapel pin 10
nanite-infested candy cane 7
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nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear 2
nanofiber cloth 1
Nardz energy beverage 6
natural fennel soda 167
ND 1
necklace chain 1
Necrotelicomnicon 2
Newbiesport™ tent 16
Newman's Own Trousers 1
NG 4
Nickel Gamma of Frugality 5
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ninja mop 37
not-a-pipe 1
nothing-in-the-box 2
nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box 1
Now and Earlier 1
nutty organic salad 22
O'RLY manual 29
obsidian dagger 22
ocarina of space 36
ocean motion 3
off-white paisley oyster egg 19
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office-supply crossbow 1
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oil lamp 2
oil of expertise 1
oil of oiliness 1
Oil of Parrrlay 25
oil of slipperiness 1
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oil pan 1
oil slacks 2
oily boid 1
ointment of the occult 1
Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat 1
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old sweatpants 159
old-fashioned 1
olive 77
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olive stir-fry 2
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oozenog 3
open sauce 51
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orange 43
orange and black Crimboween candy 1
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orange snowcone 1
Orange Star of Sacrifice 2
orc wrist 10
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Orcish frat-paddle 25
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Order of the Silver Wossname 1
original G 1
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overcookie 2
oversized fish scaler 1
oversized pipe 575
oversized pizza cutter 76
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PADL Phone 445
pail 65
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palm frond 39
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palm-frond whip 1
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pants kit 1
pants of the Slug Lord 16
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papaya sling 14
papaya slung 1
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papier-masque 1
papier-mitre 1
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Pasta Spoon of Peril 1
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patchouli oil bomb 26
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peach 1
peach pie 1
pear 88
pec oil 40
Pendant of Fire 1
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penguinskin mini-skirt 1
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Penultimate Fantasy chest 10
perforated battle paddle 185
perfume of prejudice 1
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pestoblade 1
pet rock 1
pet rock "Groucho" disguise 1
pet rock "Snooty" disguise 1
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philosopher's scone 25
philter of phorce 1
phish stick 3
phonics down 440
photoprotoneutron torpedo 263
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picture of a dead guy's girlfriend 1
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pixel sword 1
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plain pizza 1
plastic guitar 19
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plot hole 1,958
plum 1
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Polysniff Perfume 35
pool cue 18
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pr0n taco 2
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pretty flower 316
Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit 1
Princess Rutabaga trading card 1
Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket 3
probability potion 1,181
procrastination potion 1,215
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prosthetic forehead 2
prussian cathouse 1
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puce plastic oyster egg 7
puce polka-dot oyster egg 7
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purple snowcone 1
Putrid Pendant 1
pygmy blowgun 7
pygmy nose-bone 11
pygmy pygment 21
pygmy spear 4
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quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments 1
Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit 1
rabbit punch 1
radium-flavored potato chips 61
ram horns 1
ram stick 1
Ram's Face Lager 22
ram-battering staff 1
raspberry 18
raspberry beret 1
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ratarang 1
ratgut 1
ratini 1
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really dense meat stack 2
really really sticky spider web 2
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red pixel 7
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red polka-dot oyster egg 1
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Regular Cloaca Cola 1
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rewinged stab bat 1
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rib of the Bonerdagon 2
rice bowl 17
ridiculous cocktail 11
ridiculous sunglasses 1
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ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon 22
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ring of conflict 1
Ring of Fire 1
ring of fire resistance 1
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ring of half-assed regeneration 19
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Ring of the Sewer Snake 1
ring setting 1
roasted marshmallow 60
robotronic egg 1
Rock and Roll Legend 1
Rock Pops 28
rockin' wagon 4
rocky raccoon 89
rogue swarmer 1
roll in the hay 3
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roll of toilet paper 264
rolling pin 1
round green sunglasses 18
round purple sunglasses 319
royal jelly 25
royal jelly taco 2
rubber axe 1
rubber emo roe 1
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rubber WWSPD? bracelet 2
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ruby W 91
rum and cola 1
rum barrel charrrm 15
rusty bonesaw 7
rusty chain necklace 7
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Safari Jack's moustache 2
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sake bomb 370
salamander slurry 1
salamander spleen 3
salty dog 80
salty slug 1
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Sangria de Menthe 1
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savoy truffle 27
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Scalp of Gorgolok 1
scorpion whip 5
scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker 1
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scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil 23
scroll of drastic healing 22
scroll of pasta summoning 19
scrumdiddlyumptious solution 59
scrumptious reagent 1
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seal tooth 1
seal-blubber candle 21
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seal-skull helmet 154
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sealhide moccasins 1
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secret blend of herbs and spices 12
Senior Mints 1
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serum of sarcasm 1
sewer nuggets 160
sewer wad 6
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shaving cream 1
shimmering tendrils 1
shingle 39
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shirt kit 3
shock collar 1
shot of flower schnapps 1
shot of grapefruit schnapps 1
shot of orange schnapps 1
shot of peach schnapps 1
shot of rotgut 7
shot of tomato schnapps 1
shredded hellseal hide 6
shrinking powder 1
shuddersword 1
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silver cheese-slicer 1
silver salt-shaker 1
silver shrimp fork 1
silver tongue charrrm 19
sinewy crossbow string 2
Sinful Desires 2
sinister altar fragment 1
six pack of Mountain Stream 1
six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola 1
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sk8board 21
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skeleton bone 1
skeleton key 9
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skeleton quiche 1
skewer 76
skewer-mounted razor blade 1
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skirt / kilt kit 2
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sleaze nuggets 1
sleaze powder 1
sleazy and sour sauce 1
sleazy hi mein 1
slightly peevedbow 1
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slingshot 1
slip 'n' slide 13
Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags 5
small box 42
small leather glove 2
smart skull 1
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smiley-face sticker 1
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smoky potion 3
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smoldering staff 1
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snailmail coif 1
snailmail hauberk 1
snake 1
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snarling wolf shield 6
Sneaky Pete's breath spray 2
Sneaky Pete's key lime 2
Sneaky Pete's key lime pie 1
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snorkel 16
Snow Queen Crown 1
snowboarder pants 34
sock garters 1
soda water 11
soft green echo eyedrop antidote 367
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solid baconstone ring 1
solid gold bowling ball 21
solid gold pegleg 9
sonar-in-a-biscuit 26
soup-chucks 1
souvenir ski t-shirt 2
soylent staff 1
Space Tourist Phaser 11
Space Tours Tripple 23
spade necklace 6
spaghetti cult mask 4
spaghetti cult rosary 3
spaghetti with Skullheads 2
Spam Witch sammich 204
spandex anniversary shorts 1
spangly sombrero 2
spark plug earring 3
sparkler 1
special sauce glove 1
spectre scepter 25
Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise 1
SPF 451 lip balm 8
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spices 81
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spicy enchanted bean burrito 1
spicy jumping bean burrito 1
spicy mushroom quesadilla 145
spicy noodles 2
spider web 126
spiked femur 1
spiky turtle helmet 1
Spirit Precipice 1
sponge cake 8
spooky and sour sauce 1
spooky bicycle chain 4
spooky bindle 1
spooky cosmetics bag 5
spooky eggnog 2
spooky eyeliner 2
spooky hi mein 1
spooky hockey mask 1
spooky lipstick 1
spooky lo mein 2
spooky mushroom 389
spooky mushroom wine 1
spooky nuggets 68
spooky powder 1
spooky scarecrow 1
spooky shroomkabob 1
spooky shrunken head 74
spooky staff 1
spooky stick 120
spooky stir-fry 1
Spooky Surprise Egg 44
spooky wad 76
spooky wooden block 1
Spooky-Gro fertilizer 7
spork 9
spray paint 1
spring 56
sprocket 112
sprocket assembly 1
squashed frog 10
Squat-Thrust Magazine 15
squeaky staff 1
Staff of the Grand Flambé 1
Staff of the Grease Trap 1
Staff of the Greasefire 1
Staff of the Kitchen Floor 1
Staff of the Midnight Snack 1
Staff of the Short Order Cook 1
stainless steel scarf 1
stale baguette 2
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