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Display Case for apisguy (#1158486)
This player is ranked #439 for Most Total Items with a total of 385,210 items.
This player is ranked #44 for Most Unique Items with a total of 7,683 items.

This player is a member of the clan Old CW's Germ Free Clan.

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apisguy (#1158486)
This player has 7,683 unique items and 385,210 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
Franken Stein 1
"caramel" orange 1
"DRINK ME" potion 1
"honey" dipper 1
"KICK ME" sign 1
"meat" stick 1
"Remember the Trees" Shirt 2
Überraschthexengebräu 1
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 1
1,970 carat gold 1
1-ball 1
1.21 jigawatts 1
1/6th Pound Cake 1
100-Watt bulb 1
11-leaf clover 215
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 2
18-picohertz resonator crystal 1
1952 Mickey Mantle card 1
2-ball 2
20-lb can of rice and beans 1
25-meat staff 1
3-ball 2
30669 scroll 5
33398 scroll 3
334 scroll 2
37x37x37 puzzle cube 1
4-ball 2
4-d camera 1
4-dimensional fez 1
4-dimensional guitar 2
4:20 bomb 1
5-Alarm Saucepan 1
5-ball 2
5-hour acrimony 1
6-ball 2
64067 scroll 2
668 scroll 3
7-ball 2
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 2
7-inch discus 1
8-ball 11
8-billed baseball cap 1
8-bit banana 1
9-ball 11
99.44% pure math 1
a bug's lymph 2
a butt tuba 2
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 1
A Light that Never Goes Out 1
a little sump'm sump'm 7
A muse-bouche 1
A. W. O. L. commendation 23
abandoned candy 1
abominable blubber 3
abominable snowcone 1
absentee voter ballot 1
abstraction: action 1
abstraction: category 1
abstraction: certainty 1
abstraction: comprehension 1
abstraction: joy 1
abstraction: motion 1
abstraction: perception 1
abstraction: purpose 1
abstraction: sensation 2
abstraction: thought 3
Abuela Crimbo's special magnet 1
Abyssal ember 1
acceptable bagel 2
acceptable mayolus 1
accidental cider 11
accidental mutton 1
accord ion 5
accordion file 1
Accordion of Jordion 4
accordionoid rocca 2
acid-squirting flower 11
acoustic guitarrr 2
actual blood sausage 1
actual reality goggles 1
actual tapas 11
adder 11
adder bladder 11
adhesive tape dolly 1
adorable seal larva 1
aerated diving helmet 1
Aerheads 1
aerogel accordion 1
Affirmation Cookie 2
affordable teak perch 1
Afternoon Delight 1
Agent Corrigan's cigarette 1
Aggressive Carrot 1
Agitated Turkey 1
agnolotti arboli 1
agua de vida 5
airblaster gun 1
airborne mutagen 1
alabaster bishop 1
alabaster king 1
alabaster knight 1
alabaster pawn 1
alabaster queen 1
alabaster rook 1
alarm accordion 2
albatross necklace 1
Aldebaran sardines 1
Alewife™ Ale 4
Alexy sauce 1
Alice's Army Alchemist 2
Alice's Army Bowman 1
Alice's Army Cleric 1
Alice's Army Coward 1
Alice's Army Dervish 2
Alice's Army Foil Alchemist 1
Alice's Army Foil Bowman 1
Alice's Army Foil Cleric 1
Alice's Army Foil Coward 1
Alice's Army Foil Guard 1
Alice's Army Foil Halberder 1
Alice's Army Foil Hammerman 1
Alice's Army Foil Horseman 1
Alice's Army Foil Lanceman 1
Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber 1
Alice's Army Foil Ninja 1
Alice's Army Foil Nurse 1
Alice's Army Foil Page 1
Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden 1
Alice's Army Foil Spearsman 1
Alice's Army Foil Swordsman 1
Alice's Army Foil Wallman 1
Alice's Army Guard 2
Alice's Army Halberder 1
Alice's Army Hammerman 1
Alice's Army Horseman 1
Alice's Army Lanceman 1
Alice's Army Mad Bomber 1
Alice's Army Martyr 1
Alice's Army Ninja 1
Alice's Army Nurse 1
Alice's Army Page 1
Alice's Army Shieldmaiden 1
Alice's Army Sniper 1
Alice's Army Spearsman 1
Alice's Army Swordsman 1
Alice's Army Wallman 1
alien animal goo 1
alien autoautopsy kit 1
alien drugs 1
alien force field disruptor bean 1
alien gemstone 1
alien hologram projector 1
alien meat 1
alien plant goo 1
alien protein powder 1
alien sandwich 1
alien source code printout 1
alien source code printout (used) 1
All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig 1
all-purpose cleaner 7
all-purpose flower 1
almost-dead walkie-talkie 1
alpha-mail pants 1
alphabet gum 1
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility 1
Amanitee 1
amber aviator shades 2
Ambitious Turkey 1
ammonite candy mold 1
ammonite fossil 1
Amnesiac Ale 1
amok pudding 5
amok putter 2
amulet of extreme plot significance 11
ancient calendar 1
ancient calendar fragment 7
ancient cursed foot locker 1
ancient Elf dessert spoon 1
ancient frozen dinner 11
ancient hot dog wrapper 1
ancient ice cream scoop 2
ancient Magi-Wipes 11
ancient meat 2
ancient medicinal herbs 1
ancient oil painting of yourself 4
ancient pills 3
ancient poisoned dart 11
Ancient Protector Soda 1
ancient protein powder 11
Ancient Saucehelm 3
ancient spice 8
ancient stone fist 1
ancient stone head 1
ancient turtle shell 1
ancient turtle shell helmet 1
ancient turtle shell powder 1
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 1
ancient vinyl coin purse 11
anemone nematocyst 6
anemone sauce 10
angel-food cake 1
Angry Farmer candy 33
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 1
angry inch 1
angst burger 2
animal part cracker 1
anise-flavored venom 1
Ankh of Badahnkadh 2
ankleweights 1
anniversary balloon 1
anniversary balsa wood socks 1
anniversary burlap belt 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
anniversary gift box 1
Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy 1
anniversary pewter cape 1
anniversary safety glass vest 1
anniversary tiny latex mask 1
annoying pitchfork 2
ant agonist 11
ant antidepressant 1
ant hoe 1
ant pick 2
ant pitchfork 2
ant rake 1
ant sickle 2
anti-anti-antidote 111
anti-burn cream 2
anti-creep cream 1
anti-freeze cream 1
anti-goosebump cream 1
anti-odor cream 1
anti-pain cream 1
anticheese 2
antimatter wad 3
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 1
antique accordion 2
antique beer 2
antique bottle of cough syrup 2
antique bottle opener 1
antique Canadian lantern 6
antique greaves 2
antique hand mirror 11
antique helmet 11
antique machete 2
antique nutcracker beard 1
antique nutcracker boots 1
antique nutcracker cape 1
antique nutcracker drumstick 1
antique nutcracker epaulets 1
antique nutcracker figurine 1
antique nutcracker hat 1
antique nutcracker pants 1
antique nutcracker sword 1
antique nutcracker waistcoat 1
antique packet of ketchup 11
antique record album 1
antique shield 11
antique souvenir drawing 1
antique spear 2
antique spyglass 1
apathetic lizardman doll 2
aquamariner's necklace 1
aquamariner's ring 2
aquaviolet jub-jub bird 1
arcanoferric housing 1
Argarggagarg's fang 1
arm buzzer 1
armgun 3
armored prawn 1
around the world 12
Arrow (+1) 11
arrowgram 1
arrrgyle socks 3
Arrrmetia trading card 1
artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice 7
artisanal limoncello 40
Artist's Butterknife of Regret 1
Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness 1
Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury 1
Artist's Spatula of Despair 1
Artist's Whisk of Misery 1
asbestos apron 3
asbestos crossbow 2
asbestos crossbow string 1
asbestos helmet turtle 1
asbestos meat stack 1
asbestos ore 11
asbestos staff 2
asbestos stick 2
asbestos sword 2
asbestos sword hilt 2
asbestos thermos 1
ASCII fu manchu 1
ASCII shirt 2
ash soda 1
Asleep in the Cemetery 1
asparagus knife 2
asparagus lo mein 1
asparagus stir-fry 1
aspirin 1
assassin's cheese knife 1
asshat 2
astral mushroom 4
astronaut pants 1
Atomic Comic 1
Atomic Pop 1
atomic vector plotter 1
attention spanner 1
attorney's badge 2
augmented El Vibrato drone 1
augmented-reality shades 1
Aura Libre 1
autocalliope 5
automa-bot parts 6
automatic catapult 1
autumn breeze 1
autumn dollar 1
autumn leaf 1
autumn years wisdom 1
autumn-spice donut 1
AutumnFest ale 1
auxiliary backbone 1
awful poetry journal 33
Aye Aye 1
Aye Aye, Captain 1
Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth 1
bätzle 1
baby cuddlefish 1
baby killer bee 33
baby oil shooter 1
baby rigging snake 1
babycakes 1
backwoods banjo 1
backwoods screwdriver 11
BACON 9
baconstone 3
baconstone bracelet 1
baconstone earring 1
baconstone pendant 1
baconstone ring 1
bad rum and good cola 1
bad vibroknife 1
bad-ass club 1
badass belt 5
badass pie 1
badge of authority 2
badger badge 1
bag of airline peanuts 1
bag of bones 2
bag of Cheat-Os 3
bag of foreign bribes 1
bag of GORF 1
bag of GORP 4
bag of grain 1
bag of gross foreign snacks 1
bag of lard 14
bag of many confections 1
bag of park garbage 1
bag of pygmy blood 3
bag of QWOP 1
bag of random words 1
bag of sausage links 1
bag of unfinished business 1
bag of W&Ws 9
baggie of powdered sugar 1
baggie of regular-sized tardigrades 1
Baja sopapilla 6
baked stuffing 1
bakelite-covered bacon 1
Bal-musette accordion 1
balaclava 4
balaclava baklava 2
balanced antler 1
ball 2
ball-in-a-cup 1
balloon helmet 2
balloon monkey 1
balloon shield 2
balloon sword 2
ballpark hot daub 1
ballroom blintz 8
baloney rotgut 1
balsa plank 1
bamboo bokuto 2
banana 1
banana candle 6
banana cream pie 1
banana daiquiri 1
banana milkshake 1
banana peel 2
banana smoothie 3
banana split 1
banana spritzer 1
banana supersucker 1
bananagate 1
bananarama bangle 1
Bangyomaman battle juice 1
banjo kazoo mount 1
banjo strings 2
baobab sap 1
bar of freeze-dried water 2
bar skin 11
bar whip 1
barbed-wire fence 11
bargain flash powder 1
baritone accordion 2
bark beret 1
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 1
bark rootbeer 4
barnacle-encrusted sweater 2
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 1
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 3
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 2
barrel beryl 1
barrel beryl choker 1
barrel beryl nose ring 1
barrel beryl ring 1
barrel cracker 1
barrel gun 1
barrel pickle 1
barrel-aged martini 1
barrelhead 1
barrrnacle 5
barskin buckler 1
barskin cloak 1
barskin hat 1
barskin loincloth 1
barskin tent 1
bartender skull 1
bartender-in-the-box 2
bartender-skull-in-the-box 1
Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler 1
Barulio's bottle 2
basaltamander tongue 1
baseball 6
Bash-Ōs boxtop 1
Bash-Ōs cereal 11
basic martini 88
basic meat crossbow 1
basic meat fez 1
basic meat foon 1
basic meat helmet 2
basic meat kilt 1
basic meat pants 2
basic meat skirt 1
basic meat spork 1
basic meat staff 1
basic meat sword 1
bastard baster 1
Bastille Battalion cheese wheel 1
Bastille Battalion control rig crate 1
Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher 1
Bastille Battalion tattoo kit 1
bat guano 10
bat haggis 1
bat hat 1
bat whip 1
bat wing 11
bat wing kabob 1
bat wing stir-fry 1
bat-ass leather jacket 2
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 1
batarang 1
batblade 2
batgut 11
bath ball gift set 1
batskin belt 1
battered Crimbo Crate 1
battered hubcap 2
battery (9-Volt) 1
battery (AA) 1
battery (AAA) 3
battery (car) 1
battery (D) 1
battery (lantern) 1
battery-powered drill 1
Battlie Light Saver 11
bazooka cozy 1
bazookafish bubble gum 33
beach glass bead 8
beach glass necklace 1
bean burrito 4
beanbag chair 1
bear claw 1
beard incense 1
beastly paste 1
beaten-up Chucks 2
beautiful soup 1
beaver punch (cherry) 1
beaver punch (papaya) 1
beaver punch (peach) 1
beaver spear 2
beavermouth 52
bed of coals 11
Beefy Crunch Pastaco 1
beefy fish meat 11
beefy pill 1
beer basted brat 1
beer bomb 44
beer bong 11
beer cartilage 1
beer goggles 1
beer helmet 10
beer lens 31
beer-a-pult 1
beer-battered accordion 4
beer-scented teddy bear 3
beer-soaked mop 8
beertini 1
beery blood 1
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 1
beetle antenna 1
beggin' cologne 1
begpwnia 1
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beige clambroth marble 1
Beignet Milgranet 1
bejeweled accordion strap 1
bejeweled cufflinks 1
bejeweled pledge pin 2
belemnite candy mold 1
belemnite fossil 1
bell-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
bellhop bell 1
bellhop's hat 1
Ben-Gal™ Balm 11
Benetton's Medley of Diversity 1
bent scrap metal 22
berries of suffering 5
berry-infused sake 1
Better Than Cuddling Cake 1
Bettie page 1
bezoar ring 1
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 1
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 1
BGE merchandise order form 1
BGE pocket calendar 1
BGE shotglass 1
BGE temporary tattoo 1
BGE tiny plastic toy 1
bi-lateral logic compressor 1
Bicycle 1
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 1
big bad voodoo mask 2
big bass drum 2
big boom 36
big bundle of chamoix 1
Big Candy's tophat 1
big dribbly candle 7
big glob of skin 11
big hot pepper 11
Big Punk 1
big red button 1
big red clown nose 2
big rock 170
big slimy cyst 1
big stick 1
big stirring stick 1
bigger stick 1
bilge wine 11
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 1
bindlestocking 1
bird rib 22
birdbone corset 1
birdybug antenna 1
birthday party jellybean cheesecake 1
bishop cookie 1
Bit O' Ectoplasm 1
Bit O' Quail Spleen 1
bit of clingfilm 12
bit-o-cactus 22
bite-me-red lipstick 1
bitter pill 1
BitterSweetTarts 1
Bjorn's Hammer 2
black & tan 4
black and white cracker 5
Black Angus blackburger 1
black belt 1
black blade 2
Black Body™ spray 11
black brandy 1
black BRICKO brick 1
black candy heart 1
black cherry soda 11
black cloak 5
black cowboy hat 1
black Crimbo ball 14
black eye shadow 11
black eyedrops 3
black facepaint 11
black forest cake 3
black forest ham 1
black friar's tonsure 1
black gallstone 1
black gold 12
black greaves 2
black helmet 2
Black Hole 1
black kettle drum 2
black label 11
black lotus 1
black magic powder 1
black mana 1
Black No. 2 11
black paisley oyster egg 2
black pension check 11
black pepper 4
black picnic basket 4
black pixel 69
black plastic oyster egg 1
black polka-dot oyster egg 2
black pudding 7
black sheepskin diploma 11
black shield 2
black snake skin 22
black snowcone 1
black spot 4
black striped oyster egg 1
black sword 2
black tear 11
black-and-blue light 2
blackberry 11
blackberry combat boots 1
blackberry galoshes 1
blackberry moccasins 1
blackberry polite 1
blackberry slippers 2
Blackfly Chardonnay 5
blammer 1
blank diary 1
blank fudge mold 1
blank note 1
blank prescription sheet 1
Blatantly Canadian 3
blended frozen swill 1
blended frozen swill with a fly in it 2
blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail 1
blind-packed capsule toy 5
blind-packed die-cast metal toy 1
Blizzards I Have Died In 1
blob of acid 1
blob of Alphredo™ 1
blob of wood glue 1
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
Blood 'n' Plenty 1
blood and blood 1
blood flower 1
Blood Light 1
blood of the Wereseal 1
blood roll-up 1
blood sausage 1
blood snowcone 1
blood-drive sticker 1
blood-faced volleyball 1
blood-red mushroom wine 1
blood-soaked sponge cake 1
bloodied surgical dungarees 1
bloodstain stick 18
bloodstick 1
bloody beer 11
bloody clown pants 2
bloody mary 1
Bloody Nora 1
blowdart 10
blown-out speaker cone 1
blue canary nightlight 1
blue class ring 19
Blue Diamond of Honesty 2
blue grass 10
blue lava globs 1
blue mana 1
blue oyster badge 1
blue paisley oyster egg 1
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blue pixel potion 8
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blue pumps 1
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blue shell 1
blue snowcone 1
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blue velvet cake 1
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blunt icepick 1
Bluzzard 1
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Bohemian rhapsody 1
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boilgun 1
boiling broth 2
boiling hot cocoa 1
boiling seal blood 1
Boletus Broletus mushroom 1
Boltsmann ID badge 1
bone abacus 2
bone aperitif 1
bone bandoneon 4
bone bons 1
bone chips 444
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bone crusher 1
bone flute 2
bone meal 1
bone rattle 2
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bonerang 1
Bonerdagon necklace 1
Bonestabber 1
boning knife 1
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booby trap 1
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Book of Old-Timey Carols 1
Boosty Juice 1
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boot knife 1
BOOterfinger 1
BOOtonniere 1
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booze drive button 1
booze mailing list 1
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boozebomb 1
Boozehounds Anonymous token 2
Bordeaux Marteaux 1
borg sock monkey 1
boring spaghetti 1
Boris's key lime 1
Boris's key lime pie 2
Boris's ring 1
borrowed time 1
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Boss Bat britches 2
Boss Drops 1
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bottle of anís 1
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bottle of Blank-Out 1
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bottle of Cochon Noir 1
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bottle of Crème de Fugu 1
bottle of Crimbognac 1
bottle of dark rhum 1
bottle of Definit 55
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 22
bottle of drinkin' gas 1
bottle of Evermore 7
bottle of extra-dark rhum 1
bottle of extra-strength melodramamine 1
bottle of fire 1
bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA 1
bottle of fruity "wine" 1
bottle of gin 23
bottle of Goldschnöckered 1
bottle of goofballs 15
bottle of Greedy Dog 1
bottle of gregnadigne 1
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 11
bottle of Lambada Lambic 1
bottle of laundry sherry 11
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 11
bottle of lighter fluid 2
bottle of limeade 1
bottle of melodramamine 1
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 1
bottle of moontan lotion 1
bottle of Mystic Shell 1
bottle of norwhiskey 1
bottle of novelty hot sauce 1
bottle of Old Pugilist 1
bottle of Ooze-O 1
bottle of peppermint schnapps 1
bottle of perfume 1
bottle of Pete's Sake 1
bottle of Pinot Renoir 1
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bottle of Professor Beer 1
bottle of Race Car Red 1
bottle of Rapier Witbier 1
bottle of realpagne 1
bottle of Red-Out 1
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 1
bottle of rum 26
bottle of sake 7
bottle of Sanguiovese 1
bottle of sea wine 1
bottle of sewage schnapps 1
bottle of single-barrel whiskey 1
bottle of super-extra-dark rhum 1
bottle of tequila 11
bottle of ultravitamins 1
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 1
bottle of vodka 11
bottle of whiskey 22
bottle of wine 1
bottle opener belt buckle 2
bottlecap turtle 1
bottled inspiration 1
bottled swamp gas 11
bottoms of the barrel 1
boulder 1
Boulevardier cocktail 3
bounty-hunting helmet 1
bounty-hunting pants 2
bounty-hunting rifle 2
bouquet of circular saw blades 2
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bowl of Bounty-Os 1
bowl of cottage cheese 7
bowl of eyeballs 1
bowl of fishysoisse 1
bowl of Jeal-O 1
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bowl of maggots 1
bowl of marinade 1
bowl of mernudo 156
bowl of mummy guts 1
bowl of petunias 1
bowl of prescription candy 1
bowl of rye sprouts 1
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bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ 1
bowl of topioca 1
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box 11
box of Dweebs 13
box of Familiar Jacks 1
box of hammers 1
box of hickory chips 1
box of Pokëmann band-aids 1
box of sunshine 1,202
box turtle 1
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boxed gumball machine 1
boxed wine 47
Boxing Day Pass 2
boxing glove 1
boxing glove on a spring 1
boxing-glove-in-a-box 1
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brain preservation fluid 1
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 1
brains casserole 1
BRAINS shorts 1
brainy skull 3
Bram's choker 2
bran muffin 1
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brass bung spigot 1
brass crank handle 1
brass dorsal fin 11
brass gear 11
brass stinger 1
brass turkey knuckles 1
bread basket 2
bread line 6
bread man 5
bread mold 1
bread pie 11
bread roll 1
breadchucks 2
breaded beer 1
breadwand 2
Breakfast Blast wine cooler 1
breakfast mess 4
breakfast miracle 1
breath mint 1
Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air 1
Breathitin™ 1
brick 12
brick of sand 2
BRICKO bat 1
BRICKO brick 14
BRICKO bulwark 1
BRICKO elephant 1
BRICKO eye brick 1
BRICKO hat 1
BRICKO octopus 1
BRICKO ooze 1
BRICKO oyster 1
BRICKO pants 1
BRICKO pearl 1
BRICKO pyramid 1
BRICKO python 1
BRICKO reactor 1
BRICKO stud 1
BRICKO sword 1
BRICKO trunk 1
BRICKO turtle 1
BRICKO vacuum cleaner 1
briefcase 11
brigand brittle 1
Bright Water 1
brilliant oyster egg 22
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 1
brine 99
briny vinegar 1
brittle plastic handle 1
broberry brogurt 1
brocolate brogurt 1
broken beer bottle 1
broken BRICKO brick 1
broken carburetor 4
broken cellular phone 1
broken chocolate pocketwatch 1
broken clock 1
broken El Vibrato drone 1
broken glass grenade 1
broken high-temperature mining drill 1
broken skull 7
broken sword 1
broken warbear gyrocopter 1
bronze 1
bronze breastplate 2
bronze handcuffs 1
bronze polish 1
bronzed locust 11
BROS Energy Drink 1
brown crock marble 1
brown felt tophat 2
brown paper bag mask 2
brown paper pants 2
brown pixel 217
brown plastic baby 1
brown sugar cane 11
browser cookie 1
Bruno's blessing of Mars 2
buñuelos Jaliscos 8
bubble bauble bow 1
BUBBLE GUM 1
bubble-wrap simulator 1
bubble-wrap simulator (half broken) 1
bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) 1
bubble-wrap simulator (one button left) 1
bubblegum heart 1
bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban 1
bubblewrap crossbow 1
bubblewrap ore 3
bubblewrap staff 1
bubblewrap sword 1
bubblin' chemistry solution 1
bubblin' crude 69
bubbling tempura batter 2
bubbly potion 8
bucket of anniversary lard 1
bucket of fish juice 2
bucket of honey 11
bucket of wine 1
buckler buckle 2
buckyball 1
buffalo blade 1
buffed alien drugs 1
bug juice 1
bug paste 1
bugbear beanie 2
bugbear bungguard 2
bugbear purification pill 1
Bugbearclaw Donut 1
bugged bön±Ã©t 1
bugged balaclava 2
bugged beanie 1
Bulky Buddy Box 1
bull blubber 1
bullet-proof corduroys 2
bum cheek 6
bumblebee marble 1
bunch of bananas 1
bunch of sea grapes 1
bunch of square grapes 11
bundle of "fragrant" herbs 1
bungle in the jungle 1
bunny liver 16
buoybottoms 2
burglar/sleep mask 1
burning newspaper 2
burnt flower 1
burnt stick 1
burrowgrub hive 1
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grain of sand 344
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grass skirt 1
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grassy cutlass 2
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grave robbing shovel 3
graveyard snowglobe 1
gravy boat 1
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gray bow tie 1
gray seashell 16
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grease trap 1
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green and red bean 60
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green eggnog 1
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green hamhock 1
green lava globs 1
green mana 1
Green Manalishi 22
green marshmallow 1
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gremlin juice 33
gremlin mutagen 8
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grilled mooseflank 13
grim fairy tale 2
grimstone galoshes 1
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grog 5
grogpagne 1
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gumshoes 1
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gunky chicken 22
gunner's daughter 1
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guy made of bee pollen 3
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hair of the calf 6
hair of the fish 2
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hambrosier 2
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Handsome Devil 1
handsomeness potion 10
handyman "hand soap" 1
happiness 2
Happy Birthday, Claude! cake 1
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hardware upgrade 1
hare brush 1
harem girl t-shirt 1
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haunted battery 18
haunted bottle of vodka 1
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haunted Hell ramen 1
haunted martini 1
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haunted pizza 1
Haunted Sorority House staff guide 1
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hawkface potion 1
Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance 1
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headless sparrow 1
heart cozy 1
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heart of rock and roll 1
heart of the volcano 1
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heavy D 22
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heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr 1
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heavy-duty Crimbot aerial 1
hedgeturtle 1
Heimandatz's heart 2
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hell in a bucket 1
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hellseal claw 111
hellseal whisker 112
helm of the white knight 1
helmet recipe 2
helmet turtle 11
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hep waders 2
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herbs 11
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hermit permit 12
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Herring Wallbanger 1
herringcello 1
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Hersey™ SMOOCH 2
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hideous egg 1
high-calorie sugar substitute 111
high-energy mining laser 5
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Highest Bitter 1
hill of beans 2
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hippo skin buckler 1
hippo whip 1
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hippopotamus skin 2
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Hippy Army MPE 20
hippy bongo 4
hippy herbal tea 1
hippy medical kit 22
hippy paste 1
hippy protest button 17
hipster cocktail 1
hoarded candy wad 1
hobo paste 1
Hodgman's blanket 1
Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin 1
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holiday cheese log 1
Holiday Fun! 1
holiday log 1
holistic headache remedy 1
Hollandaise helmet 33
holly-flavored Hob-O 1
holo-bomber 1
holo-platoon 1
holo-tank 1
holy bomb, batman 1
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homemade robot gear 1
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honey stick 1
honey-dew 1
honey-dipped locust 7
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hot wing 22
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hotel minibar key 1
hothammer 1
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house of twigs and spit 1
house-sized mushroom 3
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How to Avoid Scams 1
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huge bowl of candy 2
huge Crimbo cookie 3
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huge mosquito proboscis 2
huge pumpkin 1
huge spoon 2
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humming El Vibrato drone 1
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hunk of granite 1
hushed puppy 3
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hypodermic needle 2
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ice harvest 1
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ice house 1
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ice porter 1
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ice stein 1
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Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace 1
Ice-Cold Beer Ring 1
Ice-Cold Beerring 1
ice-cold Cloaca Zero 1
ice-cold fotie 111
ice-cold Sir Schlitz 58
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ice-cold Willer 136
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igloo pie 1
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Iiti Kitty Gumdrop 1
Iiti Kitty phone charm 11
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illicit fish sauce 1
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imaginary lemon 1
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imitation crab meat 11
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imitation White Russian 12
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Imp Ale 111
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improved martini 222
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incredible pizza 18
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indescribably horrible paste 1
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industrial strength anti-fungal spray 1
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inflatable duck 2
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Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration 1
initiative shawarma 1
ink bladder 2
inkwell 66
inky squid sauce 5
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Inner Strength 4
Inner Truth 4
Inner Wisdom 2
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insane tophat 1
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insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito 1
insanely spicy jumping bean burrito 3
Instant Karma 3
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intact anemone spike 22
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interesting-looking twig 1
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interrogative elixir 1
Interview With You (a Vampire) 1
intimidating coiffure 1
intricate clockwork big hand 1
intricate clockwork birdhouse 1
intricate clockwork disc 1
intricate clockwork egg 1
intricate clockwork little hand 1
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intricate clockwork numeral V 1
intriguing puzzle box 1
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invisible bag 1
invisible potion 1
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irate sombrero 4
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Island Landslide 1
Island Thunderstorm 1
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jar of anniversary jam 1
jar of fermented pickle juice 1
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jar of psychoses (Jick) 1
jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd) 1
jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic) 1
jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith) 1
jar of psychoses (The Old Man) 1
jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist) 1
jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy) 1
jar of squeeze 1
jar of swamp gas 2
jar of swamp honey 2
Jarlsberg's earring 1
Jarlsberg's key lime 2
Jarlsberg's key lime pie 5
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jawbruiser 1
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Jerks' Health™ Magazine 2
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jug-o-magicalness 5
juggling ball 1
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junk yard 1
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kamicorpse-ee 1
karma shawarma 15
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keel-haulin' knife 2
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keg shield 11
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kelp 1
Kentucky-fried meat crossbow 1
Kentucky-fried meat staff 1
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ketchup hound 22
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kickback cookbook 2
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killing feather 2
killing jar 10
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kite 3
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kiwi beak 2
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Knob Goblin elite helm 2
Knob Goblin elite pants 2
Knob Goblin elite polearm 2
Knob Goblin elite shirt 1
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Knob Goblin firecracker 33
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Knob Goblin melon baller 2
Knob Goblin Mutagen 1
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Knob Goblin perfume 22
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Knob Goblin seltzer 13
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Knob Goblin superseltzer 22
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Knob Goblin Uberpants 1
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Knob Kitchen grab-bag 1
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Knob mushroom 10
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knobby helmet turtle 1
knobby kneepads 1
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Knoll mushroom 14
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kobold kibble 1
kobold treasure hoard 1
Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil 1
Kokomo Resort Chip 1
Kokomo Resort Order Pad 1
Kokomo Resort Pass 1
KoL Con 13 T-shirt 1
Krakrox's Loincloth 1
Krampus Horn 1
Kudzu salad 1
Kudzu slaw 1
kumquartz 9
kumquartz ring 1
kumquat 11
kumquat supersucker 1
L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate 27
La Fantasma y La Oscuridad 1
La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez 1
lab-grown meat 1
ladle of mystery 2
large box 6
large cocoa eggshell fragment 4
large tankard of ale 1
Lars the Cyberian 1
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laser targeting chip 1
laser-broiled pear 1
lava cake 1
lava-proof pants 1
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lavawater 1
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lavender plastic oyster egg 6
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leaf 1
leaf of grass 4
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leathery cat skin 31
leathery rat skin 11
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leechknife 2
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left parenthesis 12
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leftovers 1
leftovers of indeterminate origin 11
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legitimate business on the beach 30
lemon 222
lemon meringue pie 1
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lemony scales 1
length of old fuse 1
length of string 3
Lens of Hatred 1
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leotarrrd 3
leprechaun hatchling 1
less-than-three-shaped box 3
lesser grodulated violet 1
Let Me Be! 1
letterman's jacket 1
Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil 1
lewd playing card 1
Li'l Businessman Kit 2
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li'l knight costume 1
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libation of liveliness 2
libertagliatelle 1
library card 1
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licorice root 1
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lifeless meat doll 1
lihc eye 33
lihc eye pie 2
lihc face 2
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lime 222
lime supersucker 1
lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum 5
limepatch 1
limp broccoli 1
line 11
linguini immondizia bianco 1
linguini of the sea 1
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linoleum stick 1
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lint 1
lion musk 1
lion oil 44
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literal grasshopper 1
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little paper umbrella 222
little parachute guy 1
little piece of steel 1
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live wire 1
liver and let pie 1
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livid energy 1
llama lama cria 1
llama lama gong 6
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loadstone 7
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loaf of soda bread 11
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loathing eagle baby-doll shirt 1
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Locust 1
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Lollipop Drop 1
lollipop stick 1
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long pork 22
long pork casserole 22
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long pork lasagna 1
long skinny balloon 11
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long-stemmed rose 1
longhaired hippy wig 1
loose purse strings 11
loose teeth 55
Lord Flameface's cloak 1
Lord of the Flies-sized fries 9
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Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 10
los chinos 1
lost elf luggage 1
lost key 1
lotion of coldness 1
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lotion of spookiness 1
lotion of stench 1
Louder Than Bomb 1
Loudmouth Larry Lamprey 1
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LOV Elephant 1
LOV Elixir #3 1
LOV Elixir #6 1
LOV Elixir #9 1
LOV Emotionizer 2
LOV Enamorang 1
LOV Entrance Pass 1
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love song of icy revenge 1
love song of naughty innuendo 1
love song of smoldering passion 11
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lovecat tail 1
low tide martini 2
low-budget shield 8
lowercase N 6
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lumbering jack 1
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lump of Brituminous coal 1
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lump of coal 1
lump of diamond 19
lump of goofball ore 1
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lupine appetite hormones 1
lupine sword 2
lustrous oyster egg 22
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lynyrd skin 11
lynyrd skinner toothblack 11
lynyrd snare 11
lynyrdskin breeches 2
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M-242 21
Mace of the Tortoise 1
machetito 1
macroplane grater 1
mad scientist's sock monkey 2
Mad Train wine 10
madius 2
Mae West 1
mafia aria 2
mafia filofax 11
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magical ice cubes 111
magical mystery juice 10
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magical pony: Rosey Cake 1
magical pony: Shutterfly 1
magical pony: Spectrum Dash 2
magical pony: Uniquity 1
magicalness-in-a-can 5
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mandarina colada 1
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mangled finger 5
mangled squirrel 1
manly bloomers 2
mannequin leg 1
Mansquito Serum 1
Mansquito's blood 1
Manual of Transcendent Olfaction 1
many-eyed glasses 2
maple leaf 1
maple syrup 5
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mariachi hat 111
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marine aquamarine 1
Mariner's Friend cough drops 1
marionette 1
marionette collective 1
Mark I Steam-Hat 1
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Mark III Steam-Hat 1
Mark IV Steam-Hat 1
Mark of the Bugbear 1
Mark of the Ghost 1
Mark of the Skeleton 1
Mark of the Vampire 1
Mark of the Werewolf 1
Mark of the Zombie 1
Mark V Steam-Hat 1
Marquis de Poivre soda 14
marshmallow 77
marshmallow bomb 1
marshmallow flambé 1
marshroom 19
martini 30
martiny 1
Marvin's marvelous pill 1
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mashed potatoes 1
mass of wriggling tentacles 1
massive gemstone 1
Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery 1
massive sitar 1
mauve paisley oyster egg 1
mauve plastic oyster egg 1
mauve polka-dot oyster egg 3
mauve striped oyster egg 2
Maxing, Relaxing 1
Maxwell's Silver Hammer 4
Mayo de Mayo™ mayo 4
mayo pump 1
McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade 1
McMillicancuddy's Special Lager 1
meadeorite 1
meat cowboy hat 1
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meat engine 11
meat face 1
meat from yesterday 4
meat golem 1
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meat paste 173
meat shield 1
meat st‰¿bing club 1
meat stack 111
Meat Tenderizer is Murder 1
meat vortex 18
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meatball 2
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Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V 1
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TRIO cup of beer 1
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troll britches 7
Trollhouse cookies 11
Tropical Crimbo Hat 1
Tropical Crimbo Shorts 1
tropical island souvenir crate 1
tropical orchid 3
tropical paperweight 1
tropical swill 1
tropical wrapping paper 2
trousers of the white knight 2
trout fang 1
troutpiece 1
true grit 9
tryptophan dart 1
tube of cranberry Go-Goo 1
tube of dread wax 11
tube of hair oil 1
tube of herbal ointment 1
tube of pendulum lube 1
tube of villain white 1
tube sock 1
Tuesday's ruby 3
tulip 1
tuning fork 1
turkey blaster 1
turkish mostaccioli 1
Turpin 1
Turtive 1
Turtle Bowl 1
turtle mud 1
turtle pheromones 3
turtle totem 22
turtle voicebox 1
turtle wax 1
turtle wax greaves 1
turtle wax helmet 1
turtle wax shield 1
turtle-shaped rock 1
turtlemail bits 1
turtlemail breeches 1
turtlemail coif 1
turtlemail hauberk 1
turtling rod 3
tuxedo shirt 1
twice-haunted screwdriver 1
twinkly nuggets 18
twinkly powder 9
twinkly wad 203
twist of lime 906
twisted piece of wire 1
twisted-up wet towel 1
twitching claw 1
twitching time capsule 1
two meat muck 22
two-handed depthsword 1
Typical Tavern swill 4
Ultimate Mind Destroyer 1
ultimate ultimate frisbee 1
ultra-deluxe cupcake 1
ultracalcium 1
Ultracolor™ shirt 1
ultrafondue 1
Ultrasoldier Serum 1
una poca de gracia 1
unappetizing mayolus 1
unbearable light 1
uncanny desk bell 1
uncapped blue lava bottle 1
uncapped green lava bottle 1
uncapped red lava bottle 1
Uncle Buck 4
Uncle Crimbo's hat 1
Uncle Crimbo's Rations 1
Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide 1
Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix 6
Uncle Romulus 1
Unconscious Collective Dream Jar 3
uncooked chorizo 25
underwater slingshot 35
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unearthed potsherd 1
unearthly onyx 1
unfinished fruitcake 2
unfinished pleasure 1
unflavored wine cooler 11
unfortunate dumplings 1
Ungulant 1
unholy water 1
unidentifiable dried fruit 1
unidentified drink 1
unidentified jerky 111
uninteresting mayolus 1
union scalemail pants 1
universal biscuit 2
unlocked meat locker 1
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unquiet spirits 2
unrefined Mountain Stream syrup 2
unremarkable duffel bag 2
unrequired jacket 2
unrolling pin 1
unsanitized scalpel 2
unsmoothed velvet 1
Unspeakable Earring 1
unspeakable lozenges 1
Unspeakachu 1
unstable DNA 1
unstable laser battery 1
unstable quark 3
unused soap 14
unused walkie-talkie 1
unusual oil 1
unwound clockwork grapefruit 1
upsy daisy 1
Ur-Donut 1
urchin roe 1
urinal cake 1
used beer 1
useless powder 4
Valentine 15
valuable coin 1
valuable trinket 111
vampagne 1
vampire chowder 22
vampire collar 2
vampire duck-on-a-string 1
vampire pearl 2
vampire pearl earring 1
vampire pearl necklace 1
vampire pearl ring 1
vampire pellet 1
Vamprey 1
Van der Graaf helmet 1
van key 4
Vaporpoise 1
Vaso De Agua trading card 1
veiny spore pod 12
velcro boots 1
velcro broadsword 1
velcro ore 1
velcro paddle ball 1
velcro shield 1
velvet choker 1
Venus flytrap 1
vertebra of the Bonerdagon 2
very fancy whiskey 2
very hot lunch 1
very overdue library book 5
very small red dress 2
Vial of jus de larmes 4
vial of baconstone juice 1
vial of blood simple syrup 1
vial of Gnomochloric acid 2
vial of hamethyst juice 1
vial of holy water 1
vial of hot blood 1
vial of humanoid growth hormone 1
vial of patchouli oil 1
vial of porquoise juice 1
vial of swamp vapors 1
vial of The Glistening 34
vibrating cyborg knife 1
vibrating mushroom 1
Vicar's Tutu 1
vicious spiked collar 77
Victor's Spoils 25
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vinegar 145
vinegar-soaked lemon slice 13
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vinyl boots 1
vinyl ore 1
vinyl shield 1
violent pastilles 1
viral DNA 12
viral video 1
virgin jello shot 1
viscous lava globs 1
vitachoconutriment capsule 1
vitamin G pill 5
Vivian's Vitamin 1
vodka and cranberry 1
vodka and tonic 7
vodka barracuda 1
vodka gibson 11
vodka martini 4
Vodka Matryoshka 1
vodka stinger 1
vodka stratocaster 6
volcanic ash 1
volleyball 1
voodoo glowskull 1
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vorpal blade 2
votive candle 1
Vulgure 1
VYKEA blood rune 1
VYKEA bracket 1
VYKEA dowel 1
VYKEA frenzy rune 1
VYKEA hex key 1
VYKEA instructions 1
VYKEA lightning rune 1
VYKEA mead 1
VYKEA meatballs 1
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VYKEA woadpaint 1
WA 3
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wad of dough 11
wad of slimy rags 1
wad of tofu 7
waders 1
Waifuton 1
walrus ice cream 1
walrus-tusk earring 2
wand of fudge control 1
Wand of Nagamar 1
wand of pigification 3
wang 2
war tongs 11
warbear accoutrements chunk 1
warbear auto-anvil 1
warbear badge 1
warbear battery 1
warbear bearserker mead 1
warbear bearserker potion 1
warbear beeping telegram 1
warbear blizzard mead 1
warbear breakfast machine 1
warbear breakfast machine assembler 1
warbear chemistry lab 1
warbear drone assembler 1
warbear drone codes 1
warbear empathy chip 1
warbear energy bracers 1
warbear exhaust manifold 1
warbear exo-arm 1
warbear feasting bread 1
warbear feasting mead 1
warbear foil hat 1
warbear gyro 1
warbear gyrocopter 1
warbear helm fragment 1
warbear high-efficiency still 1
warbear hoverbelt 1
warbear hoverbelt piecepart 1
warbear induction oven 1
warbear jackhammer drill press 1
warbear laser beacon 1
warbear liquid lasers 1
warbear liquid overcoat 1
warbear LP-ROM burner 1
warbear metalworking primer 1
warbear metalworking primer (used) 1
warbear oil pan 1
warbear procedural hilarity drone 1
warbear rejuvenation potion 1
warbear requisition box 1
warbear robo-camouflage unit 1
warbear sequential gaiety distribution system 1
warbear soda machine 1
warbear soda machine assembler 1
warbear superpotion 1
warbear thermoregulator bread 1
warbear trouser fragment 1
warbear wardance potion 1
warbear warrior bread 1
warbear whosit 1
warehouse clerk's glasses 1
warehouse key 8
warehouse walkie-talkie 1
warm El Vibrato drone 1
warm fur 1
warm gravy 1
warm mushroom 10
Warm Subject gift certificate 3
warm war shawarma 1
Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife 1
wasabi marble soda 1
wasabi pocky 1
wasabi-infused sake 1
water log 1
water pipe bomb 55
water purification pills 1
water wings 1
water wings for babies 1
water-polo cap 2
watered-down Red Minotaur 1
waterlogged bootstraps 1
waterlogged cloth 16
waterlogged crate 1
waterlogged leather 13
waterlogged metal 15
waterlogged stuffing 15
waterlogged wood 14
wax banana 1
wax booze 1
Wax Flask 1
wax hand 1
wax pancake 1
Way More Tears™ pepper spray 3
weegee sqouija 1
weighted paperclip chain 1
weird gazelle steak 1
Wendtigo 1
weremoose spit 8
Wet Russian 1
wet stew 7
wet venom duct 1
whale cerebrospinal fluid 1
whalebone corset 2
whalesteak 2
Whatsian Ionic Pliers 2
whatsit-covered turtle shell 1
wheel 1
Whenchamacallit bar 1
whet stone 1
whimpering willow bark 7
whip kit 3
whisker pencil 1
whiskey and cola 1
whiskey and soda 1
whiskey bittersweet 1
whiskey in a broken glass 3
whiskey sour 8
whiskey squeeze 1
white balloon 1
white belt 1
white blood cells 3
white Canadian 1
white candy heart 18
white candygram 1
white chocolate and tomato pizza 1
white chocolate chip brownies 1
white chocolate chip cookies 11
white chocolate chips 88
White Chocolate Golem Seeds 1
White Citadel burger 11
White Citadel fries 11
white class ring 44
white collar 1
white Crimbo ball 14
white elephant gift 1
white hat hacker T-shirt 2
White Hyborian 1
white lightning 42,154
white mana 1
white page 308
white picket fence 4
white pixel 110
white rice 148
white satin pants 2
white satin shield 11
white snake skin 81
white snakeskin duster 1
white sword 11
white tulip 1
white whip 1
white wine 2
white Xanadian 1
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whole turkey leg 11
wholeberd 1
Whoompa Fur Pants 2
whoopie cushion 1
wicker shield 2
Wickers bar 1
wicksilver ring 1
wicksilver spurs 1
wiffle-flail 1
wild honey pie 2
willowy bonnet 1
willyweed 1
wind-up chattering teeth 1
wind-up ensign 4
wind-up meatcar 1
wind-up navigation droid 3
wind-up owl 3
wind-up spider 1
wind-up vampire teeth 2
wind-up Whatsian robot 3
windchimes 3
windicle 1
wine spritzer 1
wings of fire 1
Winifred's whistle 1
Wint-O-Fresh mint 44
wintergreen-flavored potato chips 1
witch hat 1
witch wart 2
witch's bread 1
witch's brew 1
witty rapier 5
woim 1
woimbook 1
wok lobster 1
Woldo trading card 1
wolf mask 2
wolfman mask 1
Wolfman Nardz 1
wolfskull mask 1
wonderwall shield 2
wood screw 1
wooden axe 1
wooden block 1
wooden figurine 1
wooden salad bowl 1
wooden spoon 1
wooden stakes 2
wool hat 2
wool sock 2
woolen cravat 1
wooly loincloth 1
Work is a Four Letter Sword 1
worksite credentials 1
Workytime Tea 1
World's Blackest-Eyed Peas 1
world's most unappetizing beverage 3
world's smallest violin 2
worn tophat 1
worst candy 1
worthless gewgaw 22
worthless knick-knack 11
worthless trinket 11
wreath of laurels 2
wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
Wrecked Generator 1
wrench bracelet 2
wrestling mask 1
wriggling severed nose 1
wriggling tentacle 1
wristwatch of the white knight 2
Wrotz 1
Wullabye 1
wumpus hair 1
wussiness potion 22
X 14
X-37 gun 1
x-ray mirror 1
x-ray specs 1
Xiblaxian alloy 1
Xiblaxian cache locator simcode 1
Xiblaxian circuitry 1
Xiblaxian crystal 1
Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode 1
Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner 1
Xiblaxian holo-bowtie 1
Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode 1
Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube 1
Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey 1
Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl 1
Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers 1
Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest 1
Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito 1
Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles 1
Xiblaxian holo-training simcode 1
Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode 1
Xiblaxian polymer 1
yabba dabba doo rag 1
yak anorak 1
yak skin 3
yak toupee 1
yak whip 1
yakskin buckler 1
yakskin kilt 1
yakskin pants 1
yakskin skirt 1
yam candy 1
Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick 11
ye olde golde frontes 1
Ye Olde Meade 7
Ye Olde Medieval Insult 11
Ye Olde Navy Fleece 1
Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher 1
Yeg's Motel alarm clock 2
Yeg's Motel ashtray 1
Yeg's Motel disposable razor 1
Yeg's Motel hand soap 1
Yeg's Motel minibar key 1
Yeg's Motel mouthwash 1
Yeg's Motel pillow mint 1
Yeg's Motel sewing kit 1
Yeg's Motel stationery 1
Yeg's Motel toothbrush 1
yellow brick road 1
yellow candy heart 12
yellow drunki-bear 1
yellow glowstick 1
yellow gummi ingot 1
yellow matter custard 1
Yellow Moon of Compassion 2
yellow paisley oyster egg 2
yellow pixel 2
yellow pixel potion 1
yellow plastic hard hat 1
yellow plastic oyster egg 6
yellow polka-dot oyster egg 2
yellow seashell 18
yellow snowcone 1
yellow striped oyster egg 2
yeti fur 11
yo 1
yo-yo 3
yohohoyo 5
Yolo™ chocolates 1
Young Man's Cargo Load 1
Young Man's Crew Sequester 1
yule gruel 122
yule hatchet 1
yummy death watch beetle 1
Yummy Tummy bean 2
Z-Bone steak 1
Ze™ goggles 2
zen motorcycle 1
Zim Merman's guitar 2
Zinc Delta of Tranquility 1
zmobie 4
zombie 1
zombie dinosaur egg 1
zombie hollandaise 1
zombie pineal gland 1
Zoodriver 1
Zu Mannkäse Dienen 1