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Display Case for Loachette (#1183648)
This player is ranked #417 for Most Total Items with a total of 412,846 items.
This player is ranked #130 for Most Unique Items with a total of 4,339 items.

This player is a member of the clan Ninja-Golf Clan.

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Loachette (#1183648)
This player has 4,339 unique items and 412,846 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"DRINK ME" potion 99
"Humorous" T-shirt 1
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 1
1-ball 5,828
1.21 jigawatts 1
1/6th Pound Cake 1
100-Watt bulb 1
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 46
17-ball 1
2-ball 4,609
25-meat staff 1
3-ball 6,487
30669 scroll 16
33398 scroll 96
334 scroll 5
4-ball 6,013
4-d camera 1
4-dimensional guitar 10
4:20 bomb 1
5-Alarm Saucepan 1
5-ball 77
6-ball 6,600
64067 scroll 14
668 scroll 14
7-ball 5,526
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 17
7-inch discus 1
8-ball 35,627
9-ball 2,502
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes 1
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) 1
a butt tuba 6
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 1
a little sump'm sump'm 1
abandoned candy 1
abominable blubber 1
abominable snowcone 3
Abyssal ember 1
accidental cider 1
acid-squirting flower 14
acoustic guitarrr 20
adder bladder 13
adhesive tape dolly 1
adorable seal larva 1
affordable teak perch 1
agua de vida 1
albatross necklace 1
Alewife™ Ale 1
Alice's Army Alchemist 1
Alice's Army Bowman 1
Alice's Army Cleric 1
Alice's Army Coward 1
Alice's Army Dervish 1
Alice's Army Foil Alchemist 1
Alice's Army Foil Bowman 1
Alice's Army Foil Cleric 1
Alice's Army Foil Coward 1
Alice's Army Foil Dervish 1
Alice's Army Foil Guard 1
Alice's Army Foil Halberder 1
Alice's Army Foil Hammerman 1
Alice's Army Foil Horseman 1
Alice's Army Foil Lanceman 1
Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber 1
Alice's Army Foil Martyr 1
Alice's Army Foil Ninja 1
Alice's Army Foil Nurse 1
Alice's Army Foil Page 1
Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden 1
Alice's Army Foil Sniper 1
Alice's Army Foil Spearsman 1
Alice's Army Foil Swordsman 1
Alice's Army Foil Wallman 1
Alice's Army Guard 1
Alice's Army Halberder 1
Alice's Army Hammerman 1
Alice's Army Horseman 1
Alice's Army Lanceman 1
Alice's Army Mad Bomber 1
Alice's Army Martyr 1
Alice's Army Ninja 1
Alice's Army Nurse 1
Alice's Army Page 1
Alice's Army Shieldmaiden 1
Alice's Army Sniper 1
Alice's Army Spearsman 1
Alice's Army Swordsman 1
Alice's Army Wallman 1
all-purpose cleaner 7
all-purpose flower 1
all-year sucker 1
alpha-mail pants 1
alphabet gum 1
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility 1
amber aviator shades 1
ammonite candy mold 1
ammonite fossil 1
amphibious tophat 1
amulet of extreme plot significance 25
Amulet of Yendor 49
ancient calendar 1
ancient calendar fragment 1
ancient cursed foot locker 1
ancient frozen dinner 1
ancient Magi-Wipes 31
ancient poisoned dart 11
ancient protein powder 27
Ancient Saucehelm 3
ancient spice 21
ancient stone fist 10
ancient stone head 8
ancient turtle shell 1
ancient turtle shell helmet 1
ancient turtle shell powder 1
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 1
ancient vinyl coin purse 1
anemone nematocyst 1
angel-food cake 1
Angelhair Culottes 1
Angry Farmer candy 66
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 1
Ankh of Badahnkadh 1
anniversary balloon 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
annoying pitchfork 7
ant agonist 9
ant antidepressant 1
ant hoe 1
ant pick 1
ant pitchfork 1
ant rake 4
ant sickle 3
anti-anti-antidote 2
anticheese 11
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 1
antique bottle of cough syrup 1
antique bottle opener 1
antique greaves 23
antique hand mirror 1
antique helmet 24
antique packet of ketchup 3
antique painting of a landscape 1
antique pair of blue jeans 1
antique record album 1
antique shield 35
antique souvenir drawing 1
antique spear 19
apathetic lizardman doll 1
aquaviolet jub-jub bird 1
Argarggagarg's fang 2
armgun 8
around the world 12
arrowgram 1
arrrgyle socks 1
Arrrmetia trading card 1
arse-a'fire elixir 1
asbestos apron 8
asbestos crossbow 3
asbestos crossbow string 1
asbestos helmet turtle 1
asbestos meat stack 1
asbestos ore 1
asbestos staff 2
asbestos stick 1
asbestos sword 2
asbestos sword hilt 1
ASCII shirt 2
Asleep in the Cemetery 1
asparagus knife 15
asparagus lo mein 1
asparagus stir-fry 1
aspirin 1
asshat 1
astral mushroom 1
astronaut pants 3
Atomic Comic 1
Atomic Pop 1
atomic vector plotter 1
attention spanner 1
augmented El Vibrato drone 1
Aura Libre 1
Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) 1
automatic catapult 2
awful poetry journal 69
Aye Aye 1
Aye Aye, Captain 1
Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth 1
bätzle 1
baby cuddlefish 1
baby killer bee 14
babycakes 1
baconstone 10
baconstone bracelet 1
baconstone earring 1
baconstone pendant 1
baconstone ring 1
bad-ass club 1
badass belt 45
badass pie 1
badger badge 1
bag of airline peanuts 34
bag of bones 1
bag of Cheat-Os 1
bag of lard 3
bag of many confections 1
baggie of powdered sugar 6
balaclava 1
balaclava baklava 1
ball 1
ball-in-a-cup 1
balloon helmet 1
balloon monkey 1
balloon shield 1
balloon sword 5
ballroom blintz 12
bamboo bokuto 1
banana 1
banana cream pie 1
banana daiquiri 1
banana milkshake 1
banana peel 1
banana smoothie 1
banana spritzer 1
banana supersucker 1
bananagate 1
bananarama bangle 1
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 1
banjo strings 1
baobab sap 1
bar skin 20
bar whip 2
barbed-wire fence 1
bargain flash powder 1
bark beret 1
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 1
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 1
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 2
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 1
barrrnacle 5
barskin buckler 2
barskin cloak 2
barskin hat 2
barskin loincloth 2
barskin tent 1
bartender skull 1
bartender-in-the-box 1
bartender-skull-in-the-box 1
Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler 1
Barulio's bottle 1
baseball 1
Bash-Ōs boxtop 1
Bash-Ōs cereal 1
basic meat crossbow 1
basic meat fez 1
basic meat foon 1
basic meat helmet 1
basic meat kilt 1
basic meat pants 3
basic meat skirt 1
basic meat spork 2
basic meat staff 1
basic meat sword 1
bat guano 12
bat haggis 1
bat hat 2
bat whip 2
bat wing 23
bat wing kabob 1
bat wing stir-fry 1
bat-ass leather jacket 2
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 1
batblade 4
batgut 62
battered Crimbo Crate 1
battered hubcap 1
bazookafish bubble gum 1
beach ball marble 1
beach glass bead 1
beach glass necklace 3
bean burrito 1
beanbag chair 1
beastly paste 1
beaten-up Chucks 3
beautiful soup 1
bed of coals 1
beefy fish meat 1
beer basted brat 1
beer bomb 202
beer bong 1
beer cartilage 1
beer goggles 1
beer helmet 5
beer lens 1
beer-a-pult 1
beer-scented teddy bear 4
beer-soaked mop 1
beertini 1
begpwnia 1
beholed bedsheet 1
beige clambroth marble 1
Beignet Milgranet 1
bejeweled accordion strap 1
bejeweled cufflinks 1
bejeweled pledge pin 1
belemnite candy mold 1
belemnite fossil 1
bell-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
bellhop bell 1
Ben-Gal™ Balm 6
Benetton's Medley of Diversity 1
berries of suffering 1
berry-infused sake 2
Better Than Cuddling Cake 2
bezoar ring 1
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 1
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 1
BGE merchandise order form 1
BGE pocket calendar 1
BGE shotglass 1
BGE temporary tattoo 1
BGE tiny plastic toy 1
bi-lateral logic compressor 1
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 1
big bad voodoo mask 3
big bass drum 13
big boom 1
big bumboozer marble 1
big bundle of chamoix 1
Big Candy's tophat 1
big glob of skin 1
big red clown nose 21
big rock 1
big slimy cyst 1
big stick 2
big stirring stick 1
bigger stick 1
bilge wine 19
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 1
bindlestocking 1
bird rib 1
birthday party jellybean cheesecake 1
bishop cookie 1
Bit O' Ectoplasm 1
bit of clingfilm 6
bit-o-cactus 20
bite-me-red lipstick 1
bitter pill 1
BitterSweetTarts 1
Bjorn's Hammer 1
black & tan 2
black belt 2
Black Body™ spray 2
black BRICKO brick 1
black candy heart 26
black candygram 1
black catseye marble 1
black cherry soda 1
black cowboy hat 2
black eyedrops 1
black facepaint 1
black forest cake 2
black forest ham 1
black greaves 2
black helmet 2
Black Hole 1
black kettle drum 1
black lotus 1
Black No. 2 6
black paisley oyster egg 1
black pension check 1
black pepper 6
black picnic basket 1
black pixel 1
black plastic oyster egg 1
black polka-dot oyster egg 3
black pudding 1
black sheepskin diploma 1
black shield 2
black snake skin 8
black snowcone 1
black spot 1
black striped oyster egg 1
black sword 3
black-and-blue light 244
blackberry 11
blackberry combat boots 1
blackberry galoshes 1
blackberry moccasins 1
blackberry polite 1
blackberry slippers 1
Blackfly Chardonnay 1
blammer 1
blank fudge mold 1
blank prescription sheet 1
Blatantly Canadian 1
blended frozen swill 1
blended frozen swill with a fly in it 1
Bling of the New Wave 4
Blizzards I Have Died In 1
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
Blood 'n' Plenty 1
blood flower 1
Blood Light 1
blood of the Wereseal 1
blood-faced volleyball 1
bloody beer 1
bloody clown pants 40
bloody mary 1
blue class ring 1
Blue Diamond of Honesty 1
blue paisley oyster egg 1
blue pixel 2
blue pixel potion 1
blue plasma ball 331
blue plastic baby 1
blue plastic oyster egg 4
blue polka-dot oyster egg 2
blue raspberry troll doll 1
blue shell 1
blue snowcone 1
blue striped oyster egg 1
blue suede shoes 1
blue velvet cake 1
blue-frosted astral cupcake 1
blundarrrbus 1
blunt cat claw 1
blunt icepick 1
bobble-hip hula elf doll 1
bobcat grenade 1
Bohemian rhapsody 1
boilermaker 1
bone and arrows 1
bone aperitif 1
bone chips 1
bone collar 1
bone crusher 1
bone flute 26
bone meal 1
bone rattle 1
bone spurs 1
Bone's Farm "wine" 1
boneana hammock 1
bonedanna 1
bonerang 1
Bonerdagon necklace 9
boning knife 1
booty chest charrrm 11
booty chest charrrm bracelet 1
booze-soaked cherry 1
boozebomb 1
Boozehounds Anonymous token 1
Bordeaux Marteaux 1
borg sock monkey 1
boring spaghetti 1
Boris's Helm 1
Boris's Helm (askew) 1
Boris's key lime 1
Boris's key lime pie 1
Boris's ring 1
borrowed time 1
Boss Bat bling 8
Boss Bat britches 1
bottle of alcohol 27
bottle of antifreeze 3
bottle of black cat tonic 1
bottle of Blank-Out 1
bottle of bubbles 1
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 1
bottle of Cochon Noir 1
bottle of cooking sherry 1
bottle of Definit 1
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 1
bottle of extra-strength melodramamine 1
bottle of gin 1
bottle of Goldschnöckered 1
bottle of goofballs 3
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 1
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 1
bottle of melodramamine 1
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 58
bottle of moontan lotion 1
bottle of Mystic Shell 1
bottle of Ooze-O 1
bottle of peppermint schnapps 1
bottle of perfume 1
bottle of Pete's Sake 1
bottle of Pinot Renoir 1
bottle of pirate juice 1
bottle of popskull 2
bottle of realpagne 1
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 2
bottle of rum 1
bottle of sake 1
bottle of sewage schnapps 1
bottle of single-barrel whiskey 1
bottle of tequila 1
bottle of ultravitamins 1
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 1
bottle of vodka 1
bottle of whiskey 1
bottle opener belt buckle 1
bottlecap turtle 1
bottled inspiration 1
boulder 22
bounty-hunting helmet 1
bounty-hunting pants 1
bounty-hunting rifle 1
bouquet of circular saw blades 2
bow staff 1
bowl of Bounty-Os 1
bowl of cottage cheese 38
bowl of fishysoisse 1
bowl of lucky charms 1
bowl of rye sprouts 1
bowlegged pants 1
bowler 1
box 22
box of Familiar Jacks 1
box of hammers 1
box of Pokëmann band-aids 1
box of sunshine 9
box turtle 1
box-in-the-box 1
box-in-the-box-in-the-box 5
boxed champagne 1
boxed wine 1
boxing glove 2
boxing glove on a spring 1
boxing-glove-in-a-box 1
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 97
brains casserole 1
BRAINS shorts 1
brainy skull 1
brand new key 1
brass crank handle 1
brass dorsal fin 1
brass stinger 1
breaded beer 1
breath mint 1
Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air 1
brick 34
brick of sand 1
BRICKO airship 1
BRICKO bat 2
BRICKO brick 1,865
BRICKO bulwark 1
BRICKO cathedral 2
BRICKO egg 1
BRICKO elephant 2
BRICKO eye brick 3
BRICKO gargantuchicken 1
BRICKO hat 1
BRICKO octopus 2
BRICKO ooze 2
BRICKO oyster 2
BRICKO pants 1
BRICKO pearl 1
BRICKO pyramid 1
BRICKO python 2
BRICKO reactor 1
BRICKO sword 1
BRICKO trunk 1
BRICKO turtle 2
BRICKO vacuum cleaner 2
briefcase 1
Bright Water 1
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 1
brine 2
briny vinegar 2
brittle plastic handle 1
broken BRICKO brick 1
broken carburetor 1
broken cellular phone 1
broken clock 1
broken El Vibrato drone 1
broken glass grenade 1
broken skull 8
broken sword 16
bronze breastplate 11
bronze handcuffs 2
bronzed locust 19
brown crock marble 1
brown pixel 1
brown plastic baby 1
brown sugar cane 15
bubble bauble bow 2
bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban 1
bubblewrap crossbow 1
bubblewrap ore 1
bubblewrap staff 1
bubblewrap sword 1
bubbling tempura batter 1
bubbly potion 1
bucket of anniversary lard 1
bucket of honey 9
bucket of wine 1
buckler buckle 1
buckyball 1
buffalo blade 2
bug paste 1
bugbear beanie 16
bugbear bungguard 13
bugged bön±Ã©t 1
bugged balaclava 1
bugged beanie 1
Bulky Buddy Box 1
bullet-proof corduroys 2
bum cheek 161
bumblebee marble 1
bunch of bananas 1
bunch of square grapes 10
bungle in the jungle 1
bunny liver 2
buoybottoms 7
burnt flower 1
burrowgrub hive 1
burst hellseal brain 1
bus pass 1
Buttery Knob 1
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 3
C.H.U.M. chum 1
C.H.U.M. knife 1
C.H.U.M. lantern 1
cactus fruit 7
cactus monocle 1
caipifruta 1
Caipiranha 1
calavera concertina 1
calle de miel 1
calle de miel with a fly in it 1
can cannon 2
can of Binarrrca 1
can of black paint 1
can of CRIMBCOLA 1
can of depilatory cream 2
can of fake snow 1
can of franks 'n' beans 1
can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ 1
can of maces 1
can of Rain-Doh 1
can of Red Minotaur 4
can of spinach 3
can of starch 1
can of sterno 1
can of Swiller 129
Can-Can skirt 1
can-can-in-a-can 1
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 1
can-you-dig-it? 2
Candicaine 1
candied kobold 1
candied yam pinky ring 1
candied yams 1
Candy Alexander 1
candy brain 1
candy cane 1
candy cane candygram 1
candy kneecapping stick 1
candy knuckles 1
candy skeleton 1
candy stake 1
candycaine powder 1
cane-mail pants 1
cane-mail shirt 1
cannonball charrrm 8
cannonball charrrm bracelet 1
canopic jar 26
canteen of wine 1
capacitor relay 1
carbon nanotube frame 1
carbonated soy milk 35
carbonated water lily 14
cardboard box turtle 1
cardboard crossbow 1
cardboard katana 1
cardboard ore 2
cardboard staff 1
cardboard sword 1
cardboard wakizashi 22
caret 1
carob brownies 1
carob cannon 1
carob chunk cookies 1
carob chunk noodles 1
carob chunks 132
casino pass 1
cast 15
cast-iron legacy paddle 1
cat appendix 10
catgut 32
catgut taco 1
catskin buckler 2
catskin cap 2
catsup 3
Cement Mixer 1
cement sandals 1
centipede eggs 3
Cerebral Cloche 1
Cerebral Crossbow 1
Cerebral Culottes 1
chain-mail monokini 1
chainsaw chain 1
Chakra Libre 1
Chalice of the Malkovich Prince 1
chamoisole 1
chaos butterfly 122
chaos popcorn 1
charged magnet 1
charming flute 1
charpuce jub-jub bird 1
charrrm bracelet 1
cheap cigar butt 1
cheap elven gloves 1
cheap plastic blowgun 1
cheap plastic bottle opener 1
cheap plastic kazoo 1
cheap studded belt 237
cheap toaster 5
cheap wind-up clock 1
cheezburger 1
chef skull 1
chef's hat 12
chef-in-the-box 1
chef-skull-in-the-box 1
cherry 1
Cherry Cloaca Cola 1
cherry pie 1
chewing gum on a string 1
children of the candy corn 1
chintzy accordion pin 1
chintzy disco ball pendant 1,109
chintzy noodle ring 1
chintzy saucepan earring 2
chintzy seal pendant 2
chintzy turtle brooch 1
chiptune guitar 1
chisel 1
chitinous pod 1
chloroform rag 21
chlorophyll paste 1
chocolate box 2
chocolate cigar 1
chocolate disco ball 2,448
chocolate filthy lucre 1
chocolate frosted sugar bomb 1
chocolate pasta spoon 1
chocolate saucepan 1
chocolate seal-clubbing club 1
chocolate spurs 1
chocolate stolen accordion 1
chocolate turtle totem 1
chocolate-covered caviar 1
chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses 1
chocolate-covered scarab beetle 1
Choker of the Ultragoth 1
chopsticks 36
Chorale of Companionship 1
Chori Zo trading card 1
chorizo brownies 1
chorizo taco 4
chrome crossbow 2
chrome crossbow string 1
chrome helmet turtle 1
chrome meat stack 1
chrome ore 3
chrome staff 3
chrome stick 1
chrome sword 2
chrome sword hilt 1
chunk of depleted Grimacite 1
chunk of rock salt 44
Cinco Mayo Lager 1
cinnamon troll doll 1
circular CRIMBCOOKIE 1
citrus-infused sake 2
Clan VIP Lounge invitation 1
Claw of the Infernal Seal 2
clay peace-sign bead 136
Climate Colada 1
clingfilm cap 1
clingfilm slippers 1
clingfilm tangle 1
clingfilm trousers 1
Cloaca grenade 1
Cloaca-Cola 1
Cloaca-Cola c-rations 1
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 2
Cloaca-Cola helmet 1
Cloaca-Cola knapsack 1
Cloaca-Cola shield 2
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife 1
clock-cleaning hammer 1
clockwork bartender head 1
clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box 1
clockwork bartender-in-the-box 1
clockwork chef head 1
clockwork chef-in-the-box 1
clockwork claws 1
clockwork clockwise dome 1
clockwork counterclockwise dome 1
clockwork crossbow 1
clockwork detective skull 1
clockwork doohickey 3
clockwork endoskeleton 1
clockwork handle 2
clockwork hat 1
clockwork key 1
clockwork maid 1
clockwork maid head 1
clockwork pants 1
clockwork pirate skull 1
clockwork rings 1
clockwork rod 1
clockwork shank 3
clockwork sheet 1
clockwork sphere 1
clockwork spine 1
clockwork staff 1
clockwork sword 1
clockwork thingamajig 1
clockwork trench coat 1
clockwork widget 1
cloudy potion 1
clown hammer 29
clown shoes 11
clown skin 24
clown whip 2
clown wig 4
clownskin belt 4
clownskin buckler 2
clownskin harness 2
club necklace 2
club of corruption 1
club of the five seasons 1
clumsiness bark 1
cob of corn 1
Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau 1
cocktail napkin 58
cocktail onion 1
cocoa egg 32
cocoa eggshell fragment 69
coconut bikini top 1
coconut shell 1
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 1
Codpiece of the Goblin King 2
coffee pixie stick 1
coffin lid 3
cog 34
cog and sprocket assembly 19
Coily™ 1
Colander of Em-er'il 1
cold and sour sauce 1
cold hi mein 1
Cold Hots candy 1
cold ninja mask 15
cold nuggets 1
cold powder 1
cold wad 1
cold-filtered water 1
collapsible baton 1
collection of tiny spooky objects 1
cologne of contempt 1
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 2
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 1
colored-light "necklace" 1
colorful plastic ball 1
Comet Drop 1
Comet Pop 1
comfy coffin 1
comfy pillow 5
commemorative war stein 1
communications windchimes 2
computronic processing unit 1
concentrated cordial of concentration 1
concentrated garbage juice 1
concentrated magicalness pill 1
concoction of clumsiness 1
congratulatory cake 1
Connery's Elixir of Audacity 1
Cookbook of the Damned 1
cool cat claw 1
cool cat elixir 1
cool jelly donut 1
cool mushroom 1
cool mushroom casserole 1
cool mushroom wine 1
cool whip 17
Copper Alpha of Sincerity 3
copper ha'penny charrrm 7
copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet 1
cordial of concentration 1
corn holder 2
corncob pipe 1
cornuthaum 32
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 2
Corpse Island iced tea 6
corpse on the beach 3
corpsebite 1
corpsedriver 1
corpsetini 2
correction fluid 1
corrupt club of corrupt corruption 1
corrupt club of corruption 1
corrupted data 1
cosmic lemonade 1
cosmic paste 1
costume sword 5
cottage 1
cotton candy bale 1
cotton candy cone 1
cotton candy cordial 1
cotton candy pillow 1
cotton candy pinch 1
cotton candy plug 1
cotton candy skoshe 1
cotton candy smidgen 1
cracker 1
cranberries 36
cranberry cordial 1
cranberry schnapps 1
crazy little Turkish delight 1
Crazymaker 1
cream of pointy mushroom soup 1
cream pie 1
cream stout 8
creamsicle 44
creepy voodoo doll 1
creepy-ass club 1
Crepes a la Lune 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) 1
CRIMBCOIDS mints 1
CRIMBCOLOAF 1
Crimbo candied pecan 48
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 1
Crimbo fudge 49
Crimbo paste 1
Crimbo peppermint bark 48
Crimbo pie 1
Crimbo ukulele 1
Crimbo wreath 1
Crimbojito 1
Crimboween memo 1
crimsilion jub-jub bird 1
croquet hedgehog 1
crossbow string 1
crotchety pants 1
crowbar 1
crowbarrr 4
Crown of the Goblin King 2
crown-shaped beanie 1
cruelty-free wine 134
crumbling rat skull 1
crusty hula hoop 1
cryptic puzzle box 1
crystal decanter 1
crystal skull 1
crystallized memory 1
cube of billiard chalk 488
cup of hickory chicory 1
cup of infinite pencils 1
cup of primitive beer 40
cupcake-in-a-cup 2
curdflinger 2
curmudgel 14
cursed black pearl onion 8
cursed bottle of black-label rum 2
cursed bottle of rum 5
cursed cannonball 4
cursed dirty joke scroll 7
cursed piece of thirteen 1
cursed scrunchie 1
cursed sea biscuit 2
cursed voodoo skull 5
cyber-mattock 3
cyborg doll 1
cyborg stompin' boot 1
cyclops eyedrops 1
cymbal syrup 35
d10 1
d12 1
d20 1
d4 1
d6 1
d8 1
Daffy Taffy 19
daisy 1
dance card 13
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depleted Grimacite gravy boat 1
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Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent 1
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Doc's Miracle Cure 1
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doll house 1
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Dr. Hobo's scalpel 1
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Drac & Tan 1
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Drowsy Sword 18
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Drunken Neurologist 1
Drunken Philosopher 1
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dueling turtle 1
dull fish scale 1
Dump Truck 1
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dusty bottle of Muscat 1
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 1
dusty bottle of Port 1
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 1
dusty Crimbo crate 1
dusty eighth caudal vertebra 1
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dusty seventh lumbar vertebra 1
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Earth and Firewater 1
Earth, Wind and Firewater 1
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El Sombrero De Lopez 2
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El Vibrato energy spear 1
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El Vibrato leg guards 1
El Vibrato Megadrone 1
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El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) 5
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El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) 9
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Ent cider 37
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evil golden arch 14
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f3d0r4 25
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felt 1
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots 42
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Feynman gate 1
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Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy 1
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figurine of a charred seal 8
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figurine of a cute baby seal 3
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figurine of a wretched-looking seal 7
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filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") 8
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Flaming Caipiranha 1
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Flaming Knob 1
Flaming Mohobo 1
flaming mushroom 1
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Flaming Sazerorc 1
flaming talons 31
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Flan in the Moon 1
flange 1
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flask of baconstone juice 1
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flask of hamethyst juice 1
flask of porquoise juice 1
flat dough 6
flat mushroom wine 1
flavored foot massage oil 214
flimsy clipboard 7
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flytrap bezoar 1
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foam dart 371
foam noodle 1
foggy glass globe 1
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foolscap fool's cap 2
foon 1
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foon of fleshiness 2
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foon of fulmination 2
football helmet 2
forbidden danish 1
forest tears 1
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Frat Army FGF 1
frat brats 1
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Galapagosian Cuisses 2
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garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O 1
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Garter of the Turtle Poacher 2
gas balloon 49
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gatorskin umbrella 3
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gauze hammock 1
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gazing shoes 1
Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire 1
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Genalen™ Bottle 147
General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket 1
generic healing potion 1
generic mana potion 1
generic restorative potion 1
ghost cucumber 23
ghost pickle on a stick 1
Ghost Pinching Quarterly 1
ghost protocol 1
ghost trap 1
ghostly body paint 1
ghostly pickling solution 2
ghuol ears 71
ghuol egg 63
ghuol egg quiche 1
ghuol guolash 42
ghuol-ear kabob 1
giant book of ancient carols 1
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giant discarded torn-up glove 4
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giant needle 57
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giant yellow gummi ingot 1
gibson 1
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gilded ancient cursed key 1
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gimlet 1
gin and tonic 1
Gin Mint 1
gin-soaked blotter paper 4
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gingerbread horror 1
gingerbread house 1
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gingham blouse 1
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glacial sapphire 1
Glass Balls of the Goblin King 7
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glistening staff 2
glittery mascara 6
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glob of green slime 1
globe of Deep Sauce 1
gloomy black mushroom 1
gloomy mushroom wine 1
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glowing El Vibrato drone 1
glowing esca 1
glowing fungus 2
glowing red eye 22
glowing syringe 1
gnashing teeth 1
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gnauga hide skirt 1
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gnauga hide whip 2
gnocchetti di Nietzsche 1
gnoll lips 11
gnoll teeth 9
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Gnollish autoplunger 1
Gnollish casserole dish 1
Gnollish flyswatter 6
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Gnollish pie tin 5
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Gnollish slotted spoon 2
Gnollish toolbox 2
Gnomish toolbox 1
Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer 2
Go-Wassail 1
goat 1
goat beard 16
goat cheese 1
goat cheese pizza 33
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goatskin umbrella 9
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gold lamé pants 1
Golden Mean 1
golden plastic oyster egg 1
golden ring 1
golden twig 1
Good 'n' Slimy 1
Goodfella contract 20
gooey paste 1
goofily-plumed helmet 2
googly eye 3
googly-ball hat 1
googly-heart hat 1
googly-star hat 1
Gordon Bennett 1
goth kid t-shirt 16
GOTO 2
goulauncher 2
gr8ps 1
grape troll doll 1
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grapes 1
grass blade 1
grass clippings 1
grass hat 1
grass skirt 1
grass whistle 1
Grasshopper 1
grassy cutlass 8
Grateful Undead T-shirt 2
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graveyard snowglobe 1
Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob 1
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Green Burlap 1
green candy heart 1
green candygram 1
green clay bead 40
Green Clover of Justice 1
green drunki-bear 1
green eggnog 1
Green Giant 1
green gummi ingot 1
green hamhock 1
Green Muslin 1
green peawee marble 1
green pixel 10
green pixel potion 1
green pixie spog 1
green smoke bomb 6
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Green Velvet 1
green-frosted astral cupcake 1
gremlin juice 4
gremlin mutagen 1
grinning turtle 1
grog 1
groose grease 1
groovy prism necklace 1
grouchy restless spirit 22
grouper fangirl 1
groupie bra 1
groupie lipstick 1
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grue egg omelette 1
grumpy old man charrrm 30
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grungy flannel shirt 3
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gummi trilobite 1
Gummi-DNA 1
Gummi-Gnauga 1
Gummy Brains 1
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guy made of bee pollen 11
gyroscope 1
hair of the calf 1
hair of the fish 1
hair spray 1
hairy staff 1
half-baked potion 35
half-empty carton of milk 1
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half-orchid 1
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halfberd 4
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hamethyst 14
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hammerus 1
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handful of bees 1
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handsomeness potion 1
happiness 2
Happy Birthday, Claude! cake 1
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Haunted Sorority House staff guide 1
Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance 1
Haymaker 1
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heart of rock and roll 1
heart of the volcano 11
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heavy D 69
heavy hot sauce 1
heavy leather-bound tome 2
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heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr 1
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hedgeturtle 1
Heimandatz's heart 4
Hell broth 1
Hell ramen 1
hellion cube 1
hellseal claw 156
hellseal whisker 157
helm of the white knight 1
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helmet turtle 102
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henna face paint 15
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herbal stuffing 3
herbs 1
hermit permit 1
Herring Daiquiri 1
Herring Wallbanger 1
herringcello 1
Herringtini 1
hideous egg 1
high-pressure seltzer bottle 1
high-resistance ultrapolymer plating 1
hill of beans 1
Himalayan Hidalgo sauce 1
hippo skin buckler 2
hippo whip 2
hippopotamus kilt 2
hippopotamus pants 2
hippopotamus skin 1
hippopotamus skirt 2
hipposkin poncho 2
Hippy Army MPE 1
hippy bongo 126
hippy herbal tea 1
hippy medical kit 1
hippy paste 1
hippy protest button 1
hobo fortress blueprints 1
hobo paste 1
Hodgman's blanket 1
Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times 1
Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics 1
Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin 1
Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top 1
holiday log 1
Hollandaise helmet 95
holly-flavored Hob-O 1
holy bomb, batman 1
homeopathic healing powder 1
honey dipper 1
honey mead 1
honey stick 1
honey-dew 1
honey-dipped locust 10
honeybritches 1
honeycap 1
honeypot 1
hopping socks 1
horizontal tango 1
hors d'oeuvre tray 12
hot and sour sauce 1
hot buttered roll 1
hot cross bow 1
hot date 18
hot hi mein 1
hot katana blade 35
hot nuggets 1
hot pink lipstick 1
hot plate 17
hot powder 1
hot stuffing 1
hot wad 1
hot wing 132
hot-ass club 1
house of twigs and spit 1
hovering sombrero 1
huge pumpkin 1
huge spoon 5
Humanitini 1
humming El Vibrato drone 1
Humpty Dumplings 1
hyperbolic plasma focuser 1
hyperinflated seal lung 1
hypodermic needle 4
ice skate decoy 1
ice skate doll 1
ice stein 1
Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace 1
Ice-Cold Beer Ring 1
Ice-Cold Beerring 1
ice-cold fotie 22
ice-cold Sir Schlitz 31
ice-cold six-pack 43
ice-cold Willer 33
iced-out bling 1
icicle katana 1
icy katana hilt 20
icy mushroom wine 1
icy-hot katana 2
igloo pie 1
iGoogly 1
Iiti Kitty phone charm 6
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Imp Ale 92
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inkwell 1
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insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito 1
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ittah bittah hookah 1
ivory cue ball 285
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Kiss the Knob apron 1
Kissin' Cousins 1
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Knob Goblin elite helm 2
Knob Goblin elite pants 2
Knob Goblin elite polearm 2
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Knob Goblin perfume 17
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leathery bat skin 24
leathery cat skin 23
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Let Me Be! 1
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line 310
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little parachute guy 1
little round pebble 1
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liver and let pie 1
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llama lama gong 1
loaded serum blowgun 1
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Lobos Mints 1
Lobster qua Grill 1
Lockenstock™ sandals 1
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Lollipop Drop 1
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Lord of the Flies-sized fries 1
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 18
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lotion of hotness 2
lotion of sleaziness 1
lotion of spookiness 1
lotion of stench 1
Loudmouth Larry Lamprey 327
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love song of icy revenge 1
love song of naughty innuendo 1
love song of smoldering passion 1
love song of sugary cuteness 1
love song of vague ambiguity 1
lovecat tail 1
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lowercase N 23
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M-242 10
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Mace of the Tortoise 1
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Mad Train wine 524
Mae West 1
Mae West with a fly in it 1
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MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech 2
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mandarina colada with a fly in it 1
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Mariner's Friend cough drops 1
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marionette collective 1
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Marvin's marvelous pill 1
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mass of wriggling tentacles 1
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meat vortex 1
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meatspout staff 1
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Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince 1
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Mer-kin breastplate 1
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Mer-kin foodbucket 1
Mer-kin healscroll 1
Mer-kin hidepaint 1
Mer-kin hookspear 1
Mer-kin killscroll 1
Mer-kin paste 1
Mer-kin pinkslip 1
Mer-kin prayerbeads 1
Mer-kin pressureglobe 1
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Mer-kin takebag 1
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Mint Yulep 1
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mirrored aviator shades 1
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Mohobo 1
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Mon Tiki 1
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Monstar energy beverage 74
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Moonthril Schnapps 1
Moping Artistic Goth Kid 1
Morbidda trading card 1
More Humanitini than Humanitini 1
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Mortimer's nostrum 1
Morto Moreto 1
mother's little helper 12
mother's secret recipe 1
Mountain Stream soda 45
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Mr. Accessory 1
Mr. Accessory Jr. 1
Mr. Balloon 1
Mr. Joe's bangles 1
Mr. Mediocrebar 15
Ms. Accessory 1
MSG 1
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Mudflap-Girl Ring 1
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mulled cider 1
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Muschat 1
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Nardz energy beverage 2
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nasty-ass club 1
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Nayztameetjoo trading card 1
ND 13
Necbro wafers 1
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Necrotelicomnicon 1
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Neuromancer 1
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New Cloaca-Cola 1
Newbiesport™ tent 12
Newman's Own Trousers 1
NG 1
Nickel Gamma of Frugality 1
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Nightstalker perfume 1
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ninja mop 9
ninja pirate zombie robot head 1
non-stick pugil stick 1
Northern pemmican 1
not-a-pipe 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I 3
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II 2
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III 3
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI 1
nothing-in-the-box 1
nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box 1
Now and Earlier 84
noxious gas grenade 1
NPZR chemistry set 1
Nuclear Blastball 1
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obnoxious riddle 1
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ocarina of space 13
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ocean motion 1
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odor extractor 1
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Oh, the Humanitini 1
oil of expertise 1
oil of oiliness 1
Oil of Parrrlay 5
oil of slipperiness 1
oil of stability 1
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oily paste 1
ointment of the occult 1
Okee-Dokee soda 1
Ol' Scratch's salad fork 1
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old leather wallet 10
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old school Mafia knicke½æ 1
old sweatpants 119
old-fashioned 1
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oozenog 1
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orange candy heart 1
orange candygram 1
orange leather lanyard 1
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orange snowcone 1
Orange Star of Sacrifice 1
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orc paste 1
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Orcish cargo shorts 27
Orcish frat-paddle 14
Orcish meat locker 1
Order of the Silver Wossname 1
Oreille Divisée brandy 1
original G 68
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out-of-tune biwa 1
outrageous sombrero 1
oven mitts 6
overcharged El Vibrato power sphere 1
overclocked avian microprocessor 1
overcookie 8
overpriced "imported" beer 1
oversized fish scaler 1
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oversized pizza cutter 17
oversized snowflake 1
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oyster basket 14
oyster egg balloon 1
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PADL Phone 4
pail 22
Pain Dip 1
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pants kit 2
pants of the Slug Lord 1
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papaya slung 1
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paper-plate-mail pants 1
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paperclip cape 1
paperclip pants 1
paperclip sproinger 1
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papotion of papower 1
paranormal ricotta 1
parasitic claw 1
parasitic headgnawer 1
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parasitic tentacles 1
parisian cathouse 1
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Pasta Spoon of Peril 1
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patchouli incense stick 421
patchouli oil bomb 6
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patent leather shoes 1
pawn cookie 1
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peach 1
peach lozenge 1
peach pie 1
peanut brittle shield 5
pear 1
pear lozenge 1
pear supersucker 1
pear tart 1
pearidot 1
pebblebräu 1
Pendant of Fire 1
penguin focaccia bread 1
penguin paste 1
penguin shorts 2
penguin skin 1
penguin skin buckler 2
penguin thesaurus 1
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Penultimate Fantasy chest 1
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personal massager 4
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pet rock 1
pet rock "Groucho" disguise 62
pet rock "Snooty" disguise 57
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petrified wood 1
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phat turquoise bracelet 1
philosopher's scone 3
philter of phorce 1
phish stick 1
phonics down 1
photoprotoneutron torpedo 1
physiostim pill 10
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picture of a dead guy's girlfriend 1
Piddles 1
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piece of after eight 1
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piercing post 1
pig-iron shinguards 1
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pile of gold coins 1
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Pine-Fresh air freshener 12
pink candy heart 1
pink candygram 1
pink clay bead 59
Pink Heart of Spirit 1
pink pinkslip slip 1
pink plastic baby 1
pink pony 1
pink-belly slapper 1
pink-frosted astral cupcake 1
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piping organ pie 1
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pirate paste 1
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pixel boomerang 1
pixel chain whip 1
pixel cross 3
pixel hat 1
pixel holy water 2
pixel morning star 1
pixel orb 1
pixel pants 1
pixel shield 1
pixel stopwatch 1
pixel sword 1
pixel whip 2
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pixellated moneybag 4
Plague of Locusts 1
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plain pizza 62
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plastic Crimbo reindeer 1
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plastic cup of flat beer 1
plastic guitar 19
plastic passion fruit 1
plastic spider ring 1
PlexiPips 1
plot hole 1
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plum wine 1
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plush alielf 1
plush alien hamsterpus 1
plush dogcat 1
plush ferrelf 1
plush hamsterpus 1
plush mutated alielephant 1
plush mutated alielf 1
pocket theremin 3
pocketwatch on a chain 1
pog #01 (spider) 1
pog #02 (Knob goblin) 1
pog #03 (warwelf) 1
pog #04 (skleleton) 6
pog #05 (ninja snowman) 2
pog #06 (filthy hippy) 3
pog #07 (orcish frat boy) 4
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pog #09 (pirate) 1
pog #10 (hobo) 2
pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) 1
pointed stick 6
pointy mushroom 1
pointy mushroom wine 1
pointy red hat 1
Poison Oak trading card 1
poison pen 1
poisonous caviar 1
Pokëmann band-aid 1
Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip 1
Pokëmann figurine: Duck 1
Pokëmann figurine: Frank 1
Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump 1
Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking 1
Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan 1
Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap 1
Pokëmann figurine: Moog 1
Pokëmann figurine: Nothing 1
Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu 1
Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth 1
Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf 1
Pokëmann figurine: Twitter 1
Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite 1
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Polka Pop 1
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poltergeist-in-the-jar-o 1
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poodle skirt 1
pool cue 10,647
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portable photocopier 1
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possessed top 1
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potato sprout 1
potent potion of potency 1
potion of animal rage 1
potion of potency 1
potion of punctual companionship 1
potion of temporary gr8ness 1
potion of the captain's hammer 1
potion of the field gar 1
potion of the litterbox 1
potion of X-ray vision 1
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potted fern 1
pottery barn owl figurine 1
pottery club 1
pottery hat 1
pottery shield 1
pottery training pants 1
pottery yo-yo 1
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powdered organs 20
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pr0n legs 147
pr0n m4nic0tti 1
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Prelude of Precision 1
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pressurized potion of proficiency 1
pressurized potion of puissance 1
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pretty flower 1
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Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit 1
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Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket 1
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procrastination potion 105
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propeller beanie 1
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puce polka-dot oyster egg 1
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Punchplanter 1
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purple corpsel 1
Purple Horseshoe of Honor 1
purple pixel pie 1
purple prose pen 1
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purple-frosted astral cupcake 1
Putrid Pendant 1
pygmy blowgun 20
pygmy nose-bone 2
pygmy pygment 16
pygmy spear 2
quadroculars 1
quake of arrows 1
quantum polarity inducer 1
quantum taco 1
quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments 1
queen cookie 1
questionable taco 1
Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit 1
rabbit punch 1
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rag doll 1
Raggedy Hippy doll 1
rainbow bomb 1
rainbow crossbow 1
rainbow tie 1
raisin 1
Ralph IX cognac 1
ram horns 2
ram stick 1
Ram's Face Lager 7
ram-battering staff 2
raspberry 1
raspberry beret 2
rat appendix 18
rat appendix kabob 2
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ratarang 1
ratgut 1
ratini 1
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Rattlin' Chains 1
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ravioli della hippy 1
ravioli hat 89
razor-sharp can lid 1
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Really Expensive Jewelry and You 1
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transporter transponder 1
Transylvania Sling 1
Travels with Jerry 1
tree skirt 1
tree-eating kite 1
tree-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
triangular CRIMBCOOKIE 1
trilobite candy mold 1
trilobite fossil 1
Trivial Avocations board game 1
Trivial Avocations Card: What? 63
Trivial Avocations Card: When? 52
Trivial Avocations Card: Where? 53
Trivial Avocations Card: Who? 44
Trollhouse cookies 83
Tropical Crimbo Hat 1
Tropical Crimbo Shorts 1
Tropical Crimbo Sword 1
tropical orchid 1
tropical paperweight 1
tropical swill 1
tropical wrapping paper 1
trousers of the white knight 1
trout fang 1
troutpiece 2
true grit 23
tube of cranberry Go-Goo 1
tube of dread wax 37
tube of hair oil 1
tube sock 3
Tuesday's ruby 2
tulip 1
tuning fork 1
turtle pheromones 9
turtle totem 76
turtle wax 1
turtle wax greaves 1
turtle wax helmet 1
turtle wax shield 1
turtlemail bits 1
turtlemail breeches 1
turtlemail coif 1
turtlemail hauberk 1
turtling rod 1
tuxedo shirt 2
twinkly nuggets 14
twinkly powder 5
twinkly wad 309
twitching claw 1
twitching trigger finger 1
two-handed depthsword 2
Typical Tavern swill 19
ultimate ultimate frisbee 13
Ultracolor™ shirt 1
ultrafondue 1
Ultrasoldier Serum 1
unbearable light 1
Uncle Crimbo's Rations 1
Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide 1
Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix 1
Uncle Romulus 1
Uncle Romulus (used) 1
uncooked chorizo 15
underwater slingshot 1
undissolvable contact lenses 1
unearthed potsherd 1
unearthly onyx 1
unfortunate dumplings 1
unidentified jerky 81
union scalemail pants 1
unlocked meat locker 1
unrefined Mountain Stream syrup 1
unrolling pin 1
Unspeakable Earring 1
unspeakable lozenges 1
unstable DNA 1
unstable laser battery 1
unstable quark 2
untamable turtle 1
unusual disco ball 4
unwound clockwork grapefruit 1
upsy daisy 1
Ur-Donut 1
Uranium Omega of Temperance 1
urchin roe 1
urinal cake 1
used beer 1
useless powder 1
Valentine 2
valuable trinket 1
vampire collar 4
vampire duck-on-a-string 1
vampire glitter 1
vampire pearl 1
vampire pearl earring 1
vampire pearl necklace 1
vampire pearl ring 1
Van der Graaf helmet 1
Vaso De Agua trading card 1
velcro boots 1
velcro broadsword 1
velcro ore 1
velcro paddle ball 1
velcro shield 1
velvet choker 1
Venus flytrap 1
vertebra of the Bonerdagon 1
Vial of jus de larmes 1
vial of baconstone juice 1
vial of Gnomochloric acid 1
vial of hamethyst juice 1
vial of patchouli oil 1
vial of porquoise juice 1
vibrating cyborg knife 1
viking helmet 19
vinegar 27
vinegar-soaked lemon slice 7
vinyl boots 1
vinyl ore 1
vinyl shield 1
vitachoconutriment capsule 1
Vivian's Vitamin 1
vodka and cranberry 1
vodka and tonic 1
vodka gibson 1
vodka martini 1
Vodka Matryoshka 1
vodka stratocaster 1
Volartta's bellbottoms 2
volcanic ash 1
volleyball 1
voodoo snuff 1
vorpal blade 37
WA 1
wad of dough 1
wad of slimy rags 1
wad of tofu 1
walrus ice cream 1
walrus-tusk earring 4
wand of fudge control 1
Wand of Nagamar 1
wang 2
war tongs 2
warm El Vibrato drone 1
warm mushroom 7
Warm Subject gift certificate 64
wasabi marble soda 1
wasabi pocky 1
wasabi-infused sake 1
water pipe bomb 281
water wings 1
waterlogged bootstraps 1
waterlogged crate 1
Wax Flask 1
weegee sqouija 1
weremoose spit 1
wet stew 1
wet venom duct 1
whalebone corset 4
wheel 1
whimpering willow bark 1
whip kit 1
whisker pencil 1
whiskey and cola 1
whiskey and soda 1
whiskey bittersweet 1
whiskey sour 1
white balloon 1
white belt 1
white Canadian 2
white candy heart 1
white candygram 1
white chocolate and tomato pizza 1
white chocolate chip brownies 1
white chocolate chip cookies 1
white chocolate chips 15
White Citadel burger 36
White Citadel fries 2
white class ring 1
white collar 9
white hat hacker T-shirt 2
White Hyborian 1
white lightning 16
white picket fence 2
white pixel 1
white rice 9
white satin pants 3
white satin shield 4
white snake skin 22
white snakeskin duster 2
white sword 12
white whip 2
white Xanadian 1
wholeberd 1
whoopie cushion 48
wicker shield 1
wiffle-flail 2
wild honey pie 1
willyweed 1
wind-up chattering teeth 39
wind-up meatcar 1
windchimes 126
wine spritzer 1
wine-soaked bone chips 1
Winifred's whistle 1
Wint-O-Fresh mint 1
witch hat 1
witty rapier 4
wok lobster 1
Woldo trading card 1
wolf mask 8
wolfman mask 1
Wolfman Nardz 1
wonderwall shield 4
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wooden block 1
wooden figurine 1
wooden salad bowl 1
wooden stakes 1
wool hat 1
woolen cravat 2
Workytime Tea 1
world's most unappetizing beverage 1
world's smallest violin 6
worn tophat 10
worthless gewgaw 1
worthless knick-knack 1
worthless trinket 1
woven baling wire bracelets 1
wreath of laurels 2
wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
Wrecked Generator 1
wrench bracelet 1
wriggling tentacle 1
wristwatch of the white knight 1
wumpus hair 1
wumpus-hair bolo 1
wumpus-hair net 1
wussiness potion 243
X-37 gun 3
x-ray specs 46
yak anorak 2
yak skin 1
yak toupee 2
yak whip 2
Yakisoba's hat 1
yakskin buckler 2
yakskin kilt 2
yakskin pants 2
yakskin skirt 1
yam candy 1
ye olde golde frontes 1
Ye Olde Navy Fleece 1
Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher 2
yellow brick road 1
yellow candy heart 1
yellow candygram 1
yellow drunki-bear 1
yellow gummi ingot 1
yellow matter custard 1
Yellow Moon of Compassion 1
yellow paisley oyster egg 2
yellow plastic hard hat 2
yellow plastic oyster egg 7
yellow polka-dot oyster egg 1
yellow snowcone 51
yellow striped oyster egg 1
yeti fur 78
yo 1
yo-yo 1
yohohoyo 9
your own black heart 1
yummy death watch beetle 1
Yummy Tummy bean 85
zen motorcycle 1
Zim Merman's guitar 1
Zinc Delta of Tranquility 1
zmobie 1
zombie pineal gland 1
Zoodriver 1
Zu Mannkäse Dienen 1
Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) 1