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Display Case for Hanson The Mighty (#1195106)
This player is ranked #806 for Most Total Items with a total of 187,984 items.
This player is ranked #211 for Most Unique Items with a total of 3,371 items.

This player is a member of the clan Ferengi Commerce Authority.

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Hanson The Mighty (#1195106)
This player has 3,371 unique items and 187,984 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
Franken Stein 1
"caramel" orange 17
"DRINK ME" potion 207
"meat" stick 1
"Remember the Trees" Shirt 2
1-ball 1
11-leaf clover 30
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 41
1952 Mickey Mantle card 5
20-lb can of rice and beans 1
30669 scroll 26
33398 scroll 437
4-ball 1
4-dimensional guitar 1
5-Alarm Saucepan 5
5-hour acrimony 6
64067 scroll 5
668 scroll 10
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 108
8-ball 230
9-ball 3
a butt tuba 70
A Light that Never Goes Out 2
a little sump'm sump'm 8
abominable blubber 13
Abuela Crimbo's special magnet 1
acceptable bagel 1
acceptable mayolus 1
accord ion 22
accordion file 2
Accordion of Jordion 15
accordionoid rocca 7
acoustic guitarrr 25
actual tapas 254
adder 364
adder bladder 206
adorable seal larva 15
Afternoon Delight 16
agnolotti arboli 17
alabaster bishop 3
alabaster king 2
alabaster knight 2
alabaster pawn 15
alabaster queen 2
alabaster rook 7
alarm accordion 12
Alewife™ Ale 9
all-purpose cleaner 188
Ambitious Turkey 2
amok pudding 29
amok putter 13
amulet of extreme plot significance 108
ancient calendar 2
ancient calendar fragment 4
ancient Elf dessert spoon 1
ancient frozen dinner 2
ancient ice cream scoop 144
ancient Magi-Wipes 900
ancient meat 4
ancient oil painting of yourself 2
ancient pills 112
ancient poisoned dart 263
Ancient Protector Soda 2
ancient protein powder 441
Ancient Saucehelm 14
ancient turtle shell helmet 1
ancient vinyl coin purse 1
Angelhair Culottes 12
Angry Farmer candy 117
angry inch 1
animal part cracker 1
anise-flavored venom 1
Ankh of Badahnkadh 3
ankleweights 3
anniversary balsa wood socks 1
anniversary burlap belt 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
anniversary pewter cape 1
anniversary safety glass vest 1
anniversary tiny latex mask 1
annoying pitchfork 25
ant agonist 182
ant hoe 6
ant pick 5
ant rake 6
ant sickle 14
anti-anti-antidote 831
anticheese 1
antimatter wad 10
antique accordion 17
antique bottle of cough syrup 5
antique Canadian lantern 1
antique greaves 89
antique hand mirror 77
antique machete 61
antique packet of ketchup 3
antique tacklebox 1
aquaviolet jub-jub bird 1
Argarggagarg's fang 16
arm buzzer 3
armgun 94
arrowgram 19
arrrgyle socks 9
artisanal limoncello 32
asbestos apron 4
asbestos helmet turtle 1
asbestos ore 63
asbestos staff 2
asbestos sword 2
asbestos thermos 1
asparagus knife 77
asteroid belt 1
attorney's badge 206
Aura Libre 1
autocalliope 23
automa-bot parts 54
automatic wine thief 1
autumn-spice donut 2
AutumnFest ale 1
awful poetry journal 135
Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth 1
bätzle 6
baby killer bee 24
baby oil shooter 1
backwoods screwdriver 177
BACON 2,015
baconstone 165
baconstone earring 2
baconstone pendant 2
baconstone ring 3
bad rum and good cola 1
badass belt 100
badass pie 1
badge of authority 21
bag of Cheat-Os 79
bag of GORF 58
bag of GORP 60
bag of gross foreign snacks 4
bag of park garbage 46
bag of pygmy blood 105
bag of QWOP 26
bag of W&Ws 32
baggie of powdered sugar 70
Baja sopapilla 5
bakelite badge 1
bakelite belt 1
balaclava 9
balaclava baklava 23
balloon helmet 1
balloon monkey 2
ballroom blintz 83
bamboo bokuto 1
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 12
bar skin 281
barbed-wire fence 30
bargain flash powder 13
baritone accordion 18
bark rootbeer 7
barnacle-encrusted sweater 1
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 1
barrel cracker 1
barrel pickle 2
barrel-aged eggnog 1
barrel-aged martini 8
barrrnacle 40
barskin buckler 2
barskin cloak 1
barskin tent 1
bartender-in-the-box 3
Barulio's bottle 4
baseball 108
basic martini 2
basic meat helmet 2
basic meat pants 22
basic meat skirt 1
bat guano 119
bat haggis 2
bat hat 2
bat wing 425
bat wing kabob 1
bat wing stir-fry 2
batblade 160
batgut 386
batskin belt 27
Battlie Light Saver 186
bazookafish bubble gum 1
beach glass bead 96
beach glass necklace 1
bean burrito 6
bear claw 1
beard incense 13
beaten-up Chucks 1
beaver punch (papaya) 1
beaver spear 18
beavermouth 2
beefy pill 74
beer basted brat 14
beer bomb 474
beer goggles 4
beer helmet 65
beer lens 20
beer-battered accordion 15
beer-soaked mop 17
beertini 9
beery blood 4
beetle antenna 2
Beignet Milgranet 1
bejeweled cufflinks 5
bejeweled pledge pin 52
bellhop bell 2
Belt of Howling Anger 5
Ben-Gal™ Balm 46
bent scrap metal 55
berries of suffering 13
berry-infused sake 1
big bad voodoo mask 17
big bass drum 116
big boom 8
big dribbly candle 14
big glob of skin 2
big red button 2
big red clown nose 189
big rock 63
bigger stick 1
bilge wine 247
birdybug antenna 2
Bit O' Ectoplasm 1
Bit O' Quail Spleen 2
bit-o-cactus 246
Bjorn's Hammer 5
black & tan 3
black and white cracker 3
black belt 1
black blade 222
black cloak 28
black cowboy hat 1
black Crimbo ball 12
black eye shadow 146
black forest ham 2
black friar's tonsure 1
black gold 7
black greaves 9
black helmet 8
Black Hole 1
black kettle drum 10
black label 112
black mana 5
Black No. 2 140
black pension check 1
black pixel 962
black snake skin 105
black spot 6
black sword 13
blackberry 351
blackberry polite 2
Blackfly Chardonnay 13
blank diary 1
Blatantly Canadian 13
blended frozen swill 8
blended frozen swill with a fly in it 5
blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail 1
blind-packed capsule toy 128
Bling of the New Wave 9
blood and blood 1
blood-drive sticker 2
blood-faced volleyball 1
blood-red mushroom wine 2
bloodied surgical dungarees 57
bloodstain stick 90
bloody beer 4
bloody clown pants 214
bloody mary 7
blowdart 130
blue mana 9
blue oyster badge 1
blue pixel 2,065
blue pixel potion 7
blue polka-dot oyster egg 1
blue potion 19
blue snowcone 2
blue suede shoes 2
blue tulip 9
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
Bohemian rhapsody 6
boilermaker 8
boilgun 2
Boltsmann ID badge 1
bone abacus 111
bone aperitif 1
bone bandoneon 11
bone flute 1
Bonerdagon necklace 3
book of matches 392
Book of Old-Timey Carols 1
boot flask 1
boot knife 4
BOOterfinger 1
Boots of Twilight Whispers 3
booze drive button 1
boring spaghetti 2
Boris's Helm (askew) 1
Boris's key lime 14
Boss Bat bling 6
Boss Drops 8
bottle of alcohol 147
bottle of Amontillado 4
bottle of black cat tonic 3
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 16
bottle of cooking sherry 2
bottle of dark rhum 2
bottle of Definit 23
bottle of drinkin' gas 1
bottle of Evermore 43
bottle of extra-dark rhum 2
bottle of fruity "wine" 3
bottle of gin 390
bottle of Goldschnöckered 1
bottle of goofballs 10
bottle of Greedy Dog 1
bottle of gregnadigne 8
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 4
bottle of Lambada Lambic 1
bottle of laundry sherry 36
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 7
bottle of lighter fluid 81
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 679
bottle of moontan lotion 1
bottle of norwhiskey 3
bottle of novelty hot sauce 10
bottle of Ooze-O 2
bottle of Pete's Sake 8
bottle of Pinot Renoir 1
bottle of popskull 226
bottle of realpagne 2
bottle of rum 1,368
bottle of sea wine 8
bottle of sewage schnapps 5
bottle of single-barrel whiskey 3
bottle of tequila 350
bottle of ultravitamins 6
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 1
bottle of vodka 387
bottle of whiskey 685
bottle of wine 3
bottled inspiration 2
bottled swamp gas 41
boulder 33
Boulevardier cocktail 4
bounty-hunting helmet 1
bounty-hunting pants 1
bounty-hunting rifle 1
bowl of cottage cheese 396
bowl of eyeballs 1
bowl of Jeal-O 79
bowl of marinade 86
bowl of mernudo 8
bowl of mummy guts 1
bowl of rye sprouts 5
Bowl of Scorpions 309
bowling ball 1
box 137
box of Dweebs 37
box turtle 17
boxcar turtle 10
boxed champagne 9
boxed gumball machine 1
boxed wine 447
Bram's choker 4
bran muffin 1
brass gear 475
bread basket 2
bread line 3
bread man 5
bread pie 11
bread roll 1
breadchucks 57
breadwand 1
Breakfast Blast wine cooler 4
breakfast mess 143
breakfast miracle 1
brick of sand 13
BRICKO brick 3
briefcase 529
brigand brittle 1
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 32
brine 60
broberry brogurt 1
broken beer bottle 10
broken high-temperature mining drill 1
broken skull 137
bronze breastplate 1
bronze handcuffs 1
bronzed locust 206
brown felt tophat 177
brown paper bag mask 152
brown paper pants 159
brown pirate pants 2
brown pixel 2,102
brown sugar cane 1
Bruno's blessing of Mars 1
buñuelos Jaliscos 3
bubble-wrap simulator 1
bubblegum heart 22
bubblewrap ore 30
bubblin' crude 3,281
bubbly potion 255
bucket of honey 9
bug juice 4
bugbear beanie 169
bugbear bungguard 147
bull blubber 1
bullet-proof corduroys 2
bum cheek 73
bunch of square grapes 71
bundle of "fragrant" herbs 1
burst hellseal brain 10
BURT 74
Burt's blessing of Bacchus 4
bus pass 14
Bustle Hustler 1
Buttery Knob 2
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 1
C.H.U.M. chum 9
cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 3
cabooze 6
cactus fruit 246
caipifruta 6
Caipiranha 1
calle de miel 8
calle de miel with a fly in it 1
Camp Scout pup tent 61
can of Adultwitch™ 1
can of Binarrrca 31
can of black paint 3
can of depilatory cream 1
can of Drooling Monk 1
can of Impetuous Scofflaw 1
can of mixed everything 1
can of Red Minotaur 42
can of sardines 2
can of the cheapest beer 7
can-can-in-a-can 2
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 10
can-you-dig-it? 1
Candicaine 2
candied bolts 6
candied kobold 3
candied lime 2
candied nuts 4
candied yam pinky ring 1
candied yams 21
Candy Alexander 1
candy brain 3
candy carrot cake 1
candy chalk 2
candy cigarette 1
candy drive button 1
candy harmonica 6
candy knife 12
candy UFOs 3
cannonbomb 47
canopic jar 630
carbonated soy milk 169
carbonated water lily 304
cardboard box turtle 1
cardboard ore 29
cardboard wakizashi 158
Cargo Cultist Shorts 1
carob brownies 1
carob chunk noodles 5
carob chunks 72
carrot claret 2
carton of rotten eggs 15
carton of snake milk 463
cartoon harpoon 19
cartoon heart 85
casino pass 14
cast 394
catfish whiskers 18
catgut 259
catgut taco 2
catskin buckler 1
catskin cap 2
Caveman Dan's favorite rock 2
Cement Mixer 1
centipede eggs 3
centurion helmet 1
ceramic celery grater 1
ceramic celsiturometer 1
ceramic cenobite's robe 1
ceramic centurion shield 1
ceramic cerecloth belt 1
ceramic cestus 1
Chakra Libre 1
chakra sludge 8
Chalice of the Malkovich Prince 1
chaos butterfly 235
charisma potion 1
Charleston Choo-Choo 2
charming flute 98
cheap Chinese beer 3
cheap cigar butt 44
cheer extractor 1
cheerful Crimbo sweater 1
cheerful pajama pants 1
cheesy eagle sauce 72
chef's hat 223
chef-in-the-box 8
cherry 5
cherry pie 2
Cherrytastrophe wine cooler 4
chest of "pirate gold" 1
chewing gum on a string 9
chiffon chakram 1
chiffon chamberpot 1
chiffon chapeau 1
chiffon chaps 1
chiffon chemise 1
chiffon chevrons 1
chiffon lemon 1
children of the candy corn 5
chintzy disco ball pendant 5
chintzy noodle ring 4
chintzy saucepan earring 8
chintzy seal pendant 14
chintzy turtle brooch 5
chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli 704
chisel 1
chitin powder 10
Choco-Mint patty 142
chocolate disco ball 6
chocolate Ogre Chieftain 1
chocolate pasta spoon 9
chocolate saucepan 4
chocolate-covered loofah 3
chocolate-covered scarab beetle 2
chocomotive 6
chocotini 2
Choker of the Ultragoth 1
chorizo brownies 2
chorizo taco 21
chrome helmet turtle 1
chrome ore 67
Chroner 635
Chroner cross 1
chunk of hot iron 1
chunk of rock salt 21
cigar box turtle 46
cigarette lighter 328
Cinco Mayo Lager 1
cinnamon machine oil 13
circle drum 1
Citrus Crush wine cooler 14
Claw of the Infernal Seal 11
clay peace-sign bead 103
Claybender glasses 67
clear Russian 23
clerical automa-core 1
Cloaca Cola Polar 11
Cloaca-Cola c-rations 1
Cloaca-Cola knapsack 2
Cloak of Dire Shadows 5
clockwork crossbow 1
clockwork endoskeleton 1
clockwork sphere 1
clockwork staff 1
clockwork trench coat 2
cloning kit 22
cloudy potion 290
clown shoes 114
clown skin 139
clown wig 20
clownskin buckler 9
clownskin harness 1
club of corruption 1
club sandwich 21
clumsiness bark 30
clutch of dodecapede eggs 152
coal dust 60
coal shovel 27
coarse hemp socks 1
cob of corn 1
Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau 29
Cobra Bowl 1
cocktail mushroom 10
cocktail napkin 147
cocktail onion 6
cocoa eggshell fragment 1,124
coconut shell 9
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 2
cog 227
Coinspiracy 4
Colander of Em-er'il 15
cold hi mein 1
Cold Hots candy 8
cold mashed potatoes 1
cold nuggets 5
cold powder 9
cold wad 112
cold water bottle 111
collection of tiny spooky objects 14
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 3
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 8
colorful toad 164
combat fan 24
commemorative war stein 424
communal gobstopper 3
communications windchimes 2
complex mushroom wine 1
compression stocking 272
concentrated cooking 11
concentrated fish broth 3
concentrated magicalness pill 2
Connery's Elixir of Audacity 1
contract enforcement stick 4
Cookbook of the Damned 11
cookie cookie 3
Cool Brunch Pastaco 1
cool mint precipice bar 3
cool mushroom 1
cool mushroom casserole 1
cool mushroom wine 1
cool spore pod 63
cool whip 77
Copper Alpha of Sincerity 95
cordial of concentration 1
corned beet 3
corned-beef Reuben 104
cornuthaum 28
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 13
Corpse Island iced tea 2
corpse on the beach 1
corpsebite 1
corpsedriver 1
corpsetini 1
corrupt club of corrupt corruption 1
corrupt club of corruption 1
corrupted data 1
cosmetic football 33
cotton candy pillow 3
cozy scarf 1
crêepy mask 120
cracker 3
cranberries 1,022
cranberry cordial 4
cranberry margarita (brackish) 179
crappy brain 29
crayon shavings 5
crazy hobo notebook 436
Crazymaker 2
cream stout 60
creamsicle 82
creepy ginger ale 74
creepy voice box 2
creepy-ass club 1
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 20
Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit 1
Crimbo Credit 19
Crimbo Factory surprise box 19
Crimbo food scraps 24
Crimbo pie 5
Crimbo salad 7
Crimbo smile 1
Crimbo stockings 1
Crimbo train emergency brake 39
Crimbo training manual 1
Crimbomega drive chain 1
Crimbot schematic: Big Head 1
Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel 1
Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher 3
Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder 2
Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head 2
Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs 2
Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads 1
Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite 2
Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise 2
Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module 1
Crimbot schematic: Power Arm 5
Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head 1
Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun 3
Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis 2
Crimbuccaneer bombjacket 1
Crimbuccaneer breeches 1
Crimbuccaneer captain's purse 43
Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) 1
Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) 3
Crimbuccaneer flotsam 199
Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail 23
Crimbuccaneer nose ring 3
Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack 1
Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso 23
Crimbuccaneer shirt 7
Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss 3
Crimbuccaneer tricorn 1
Crimbuccaneer war standard 1
Crimbuccaneer whale oil 11
Crimbuck 25
crotchety pants 2
crowbar 20
crowbarrr 17
Crown of the Goblin King 118
crude crudités 1
crude voodoo doll 57
crudles 91
crystal Crimbo goblet 1
crystal Crimbo platter 1
crystalline cheer 376
CSA all-purpose soap 38
CSA bravery badge 38
CSA cheerfulness ration 42
CSA discount card 51
CSA fire-starting kit 58
CSA obedience grenade 55
CSA scoutmaster's "water" 58
cubic zirconia 27
cup of hickory chicory 4
cup of infinite pencils 1
cup of lukewarm tea 11
cup of primitive beer 11
curmudgel 14
cursed black pearl onion 4
cursed bottle of black-label rum 2
cursed bottle of rum 2
cursed cannonball 1
cursed chocolate doubloon 1
cursed dirty joke scroll 3
cursed piece of thirteen 1
Cursed Punch 1
cursed sea biscuit 1
custard pie 30
D roll 56
Dad's brandy 1
dance card 45
dangerous jerkcicle 10
Dark & Starry 2
dark baconstone ring 1
dark hamethyst ring 1
dark porquoise ring 1
dark potion 126
day-old beer 5
dead guy's watch 1
death blossom 14
decanter of fine Scotch 8
decaying goldfish liver 13
decent brain 11
decomposed boot 65
dehydrated caviar 112
delicious comfit? 1
delicious noodles 1
delicious salad 25
delicious star salad 1
delicious swamp muck 218
demon buckler 1
demon skin 404
demonskin jacket 1
denim axe 9
denim jacket 34
Dennis's blessing of Minerva 1
dense meat stack 958
dense meat sword 1
dented harmonica 40
deodorant 139
depleted Crimbonium football helmet 13
depleted uranium seal figurine 12
desiccated apricot 149
designer handbag 2
desktop zen garden 2
devil hair pasta 45
Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce 15
deviled egg 1
dew yoana lei 6
dew yoana salacious lei 1
diamond-studded cane 168
dice belt buckle 1
dice ring 1
dice sunglasses 1
dice-print do-rag 1
dice-print pajama pants 1
dice-shaped backpack 1
didgeridooka 1
dieting pill 79
digital key lime 5
digital key lime pie 1
dilapidated wizard hat 7
dill 52
diluted makeup 1
dirt julep 1
dirty hobo gloves 92
dirty rigging rope 3
disassembled clover 574
disbelief suspenders 9
Disco 'Fro Pick 15
disco ball 105
disco mask 97
disease 360
Dish of Clarified Butter 5
disintegrating quill pen 786
disintegrating spiky collar 4
displaced fish 154
disposable instant camera 32
distilled fortified wine 7
distressed denim pants 52
disturbing fanfic 236
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 737
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 30
Doc's Limbering Wine 1
Dogsgotnonoz pills 3
doll-eye amulet 1
dollar-sign bag 65
donated booze 7
donated candy 11
donated food 3
dope wheels 1
dorky glasses 31
Double Bacon Beelzeburger 28
double entendre 3
double-barreled sling 27
drab sonata 1
draggin' ball hat 52
dragon snaps 11
dreadlock whip 37
dream of a dog 1
dregs of a Crimbo cocktail 23
dress pants 25
dried face 78
dripping meat sword 1
drive-by shooting 1
droll monocle 3
dromedary drinking helmet 1
drone self-destruct chip 1
droopy doll eye 3
Drowsy Sword 129
drum machine 75
drum of tommy ammo 343
Drunken Astrophysicist 1
Drunken Philosopher 1
dry martini 4
dry noodles 17
dry vodka martini 7
drywall axe 87
ducha de oro 10
duct tape 6
dueling turtle 8
DUFRESNE Suds 52
dull fish scale 7
dumb mud 2
Dump Truck 1
dungeoneer's dungarees 9
dungeoneering kit 48
duonoculars 51
Duskwalker fangs 66
Duskwalker syringe 164
Dust bunny 7
dusty bottle of Marsala 121
dusty bottle of Merlot 157
dusty bottle of Muscat 192
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 157
dusty bottle of Port 151
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 141
dusty left clavicle 1
dwarf bread 17
dwarvish magazine 2
Dyspepsi-Cola 576
Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack 2
eagle feather 233
eagle's milk 278
ear poison 78
Earring of Fire 1
Earth and Firewater 1
easter egg balloon 17
ectoplasmic orbs 562
edible alien plant bit 1
eel battery 1
Effermint™ tablets 8
effervescent potion 289
effluvious emerald 2
eggbeater 30
eggman noodles 2
eggwater 2
eighth plague 2
El Sombrero De Lopez 19
El Vibrato energy spear 1
El Vibrato helmet 1
El Vibrato leg guards 1
El Vibrato Megadrone 1
El Vibrato power sphere 3
El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) 4
El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) 9
El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) 6
El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) 3
El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) 4
El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) 2
El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) 2
El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) 10
El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) 5
Elder Turtle Shell 15
eldritch effluvium 69
eldritch elixir 2
eldritch extract 3
eldritch mushroom pizza 1
eldritch oil 1
Eldritch snap 3
electric pants 6
Electric Punch 2
electric snakebite 40
electrical thingamabob 139
electronics kit 60
elegant nightstick 33
elemental caipiroska 1
elemental sugarcube 2
elephant stinger 5
eleven-foot pole 39
Elf Army machine parts 185
Elf Farm Raffle ticket 26
Elf Guard commandeering gloves 2
Elf Guard eyedrops 26
Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts 1
Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion 1
Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) 1
Elf Guard honor present 3
Elf Guard hotpants 1
Elf Guard insignia (general) 3
Elf Guard mouthknife 2
Elf Guard MPC 1,730
Elf Guard officer's sidearm 2
Elf Guard patrol cap 1
Elf Guard payroll bag 6
Elf Guard safety bear 1
Elf Guard squirtgun 1
Elf Guard strategic map 1
Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo 1
Elf Guard tinsel grenade 71
Elf Guard war standard 1
elf ploughshare 1
Elizabeth's Dollie 2
Elizabeth's paintbrush 2
Ellsbury's skull 1
elven limbos gingerbread 2
elven hardtack 20
elven magi-pack 13
elven medi-pack 11
elven squeeze 26
elven tambourine 1
Elvish underarmor 1
emergency margarita 1
empty Cloaca-Cola bottle 264
empty meat tank 78
enchanted barbell 13
enchanted bean burrito 4
Enchanted Flyswatter 1
enchanted handwarmer 16
enormous hoop earring 11
Ent cider 32
eraser nubbin 1
ert grey goo ring 14
escargotsicle 4
eternal car battery 5
even more tinsel 2
Event Horizon 2
Everlasting Deckswabber 1
Every Day is Like This Sundae 3
evil golden arch 13
evil googly eye 1
evil-ass club 1
excitement pill 51
exotic jungle fruit 426
exotic travel brochure 1
expensive camera 5
experimental carbon fiber pasta additive 1
expired MRE 1
extra-fancy ring setting 5
extra-flat panini 91
extra-large palm-frond toupee 1
extra-spicy bloody mary 5
extra-strength red potion 43
extra-strength strongness elixir 2
extra-toasted half sandwich 1
eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest 60
eXtreme meat sword 1
eXtreme mittens 3
eXtreme scarf 4
eye of the Tiger-lily 1
eye-pod 1
eyedrops of newt 2
eyepatch 146
f3d0r4 48
fabric hardener 90
fabric softener 97
facsimile dictionary 82
faded green protest sign 1
faded red protest sign 1
fake blood 7
fancy bath salts 1,007
fancy beef jerky 4
fancy blue potion 42
fancy dress ball 1
fancy opera glasses 15
fancy party pants 1
fancy schmancy cheese sauce 1
fancy seashell necklace 99
Fantasma en la Máquina 3
farfalle bow tie 1
fat bottom quark 33
fat loot token 64
fat stacks of cash 13
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots 42
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ferret bait 181
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Fettris 1
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fiberglass fannypack 1
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figurine of a cold seal 4
figurine of a cute baby seal 5
figurine of a stinking seal 2
figurine of a wretched-looking seal 1
filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") 261
filet of The Fish 2
filigreed hamethyst earring 2
filigreed hamethyst necklace 1
filigreed hamethyst ring 2
filthy corduroys 109
filthy knitted dread sack 1
filthy lucre 12
filthy pestle 35
filthy poultice 2
fine aged cheddarwurst 222
fire of unknown origin 649
fire poi 2
fireball 55
firemilk 3
Firewater 1
fishbone corset 2
fishbone facemask 2
fishcake 1
fishy fish 31
fishy fish casserole 2
Five Second Energy™ 2
fizzing spore pod 1
fizzy potion 297
Flag by the Foot™ 6
flagstone fez 1
flagstone flag 1
flagstone flail 1
flagstone fleece 1
flagstone flip-flops 1
flagstone fringe 1
Flamin' Whatshisname 94
flaming crutch 1
flaming feather 2
flaming glowsticks 4
Flaming Knob 2
Flaming Mohobo 1
flaming mushroom wine 1
Flaming Sazerorc 1
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flaming talons 45
flan del mar 7
flaregun 185
flask flops 65
flask of Amontillado 7
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flask of egggrog 1
flask of hamethyst juice 3
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flask of tainted mining oil 23
Flaskfull of Hollow 121
flavorless gruel 118
fleetwood chain 311
fleetwood mac 'n' cheese 1
fleshy putty 50
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floral-print skirt 16
flour cookie 5
flower petal pie 2
flute of flat champagne 141
flyest of shirts 1
foetid seal tear 2
Fog Murderer 272
foie gras 1
folder (blue) 2
folder (D-Team) 2
folder (smiley face) 7
folder (wizard) 1
food drive button 1
foolscap fool's cap 117
forbidden danish 1
forest tears 16
fortune cookie 49
fountain 'soda' 3
Frankly Mr. Shank 2
frat brats 3
Freddie's blessing of Mercury 1
freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini 1
freezerburned ice cube 5
freightcake 9
French bronilla brogurt 1
freshwater fishbone 61
freshwater pearl necklace 104
fricasseed brains 2
fried air 5
Friendliness Beverage 42
friendly cheez blob 12
frightful feather 3
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frilly skirt 86
Frogade 2
Fromage Pinotage 1
frozen feather 1
frozen turtle shell 33
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fruitcake 151
fruity girl swill 1
Fudge Fiber Armor Plating 5
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fudgecule 37
Fun-Guy spore 1
FunFunds™ 12
funky dried mushroom 1
funny bone 51
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furry pants 1
furry pill 92
furry skirt 1
fusilli marrownarrow 40
fusillocybin 1
fustulent seal grulch 3
future drug: Muscularactum 1
future drug: Smartinex 2
fuzzbump 10
Fuzzby 1
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fuzzy montera 37
fuzzy polar bear ears 2
Fuzzy Tentacle 3
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Galapagosian Cuisses 11
garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O 1
garish pinky ring 12
Garter of the Turtle Poacher 11
gas can 59
gator skin 20
Gauntlets of the Blood Moon 5
gauze hammock 2
Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire 2
gearbox necklace 6
General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket 17
ghast iron cleaver 1
ghast iron codpiece 1
ghast iron Garibaldi 1
ghast iron heater shield 1
ghast iron ingot 36
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ghost beer 8
ghost cucumber 50
ghost key 122
ghost of a necklace 118
ghost toga 62
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ghostly ectoplasm 1
ghuol ears 782
ghuol egg 793
ghuol egg quiche 1
ghuol guolash 341
ghuol-ear kabob 2
giant artisanal rice peeler 288
giant cactus quill 39
giant designer sunglasses 9
giant discarded plastic fork 43
giant discarded torn-up glove 1
giant giant moth dust 136
giant grain of protein powder 3
giant gym membership card 98
giant heirloom grape tomato 307
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giant motorcycle boots 18
giant moxie weed 55
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giant pinky ring 111
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giant spider leg 45
giant turkey leg 408
gibson 2
gift card 6
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gilded trumpet 1
gin and tonic 3
Gin Mint 1
gin-soaked blotter paper 8
ginger snaps 102
gingerbread nylons 1
gingerbread pirate 2
gingerbread robot 6
gingerbread wine 1
giraffe-necked turtle 78
gladiator tunica 4
glark cable 108
glass eye 1
glass of bourbon 49
glass of herbal tequila 2
glass of warm water 3
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glistening fish meat 3
glittery mascara 48
Glo-Pop 3
glob of cream cheese 20
glob of enchanted icing 96
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glob of spoiled mayo 156
gloomy mushroom wine 1
glowing fungus 6
glowing red eye 67
glowing spore pod 44
gnatloaf 1
gnatwing 1
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gnoll teeth 50
Gnollish casserole dish 7
Gnollish plunger 14
Gnollish sangria 1
Gnollish toolbox 33
goat beard 59
goatskin umbrella 114
gob of wet hair 1,166
goblin water 1
gold Boozehounds Anonymous token 40
gold crown 38
gold star 45
Gold Velvet™ whiskey 1
gold wedding ring 119
golden fleece 9
Golden Kokomo Resort Chip 1
Golden Mean 2
goo magnet 1
Good 'n' Quiet 1
good brain 57
GOTO 1
gourmet gourami oil 29
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government-issued candy 1
gr8ps 8
grape troll doll 1
grapefruit 179
grapes 139
grass whistle 1
Grasshopper 1
grassy cutlass 19
grave robbing shovel 82
Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob 12
greasy desk bell 1
Greatest American Pants 1
Greaves of the Murk Lord 4
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green candy heart 5
green clay bead 2
green face paint 1
Green Giant 2
green hamhock 1
green mana 5
Green Manalishi 268
green pill 3
green pixel 1,518
green pixel potion 16
green snowcone 3
Green Velvet 2
green-frosted astral cupcake 1
gremlin juice 1
grilled mooseflank 2
grinning turtle 2
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grisly shell fragment 1
grody jug 7
grog nuts 3
grogpagne 15
grouchy restless spirit 35
groupie spangles 3
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grungy bandana 12
grungy flannel shirt 5
guancertina 10
guard turtle collar 33
guard turtle shell 117
guffin 1
guitar pick 97
gummi fang 1
gummi turtle 117
Gummi-DNA 2
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gunky chicken 54
gunwale 1
guy made of bee pollen 62
hacked gibson 4
haemolymphnode 3
hair of the calf 3
hair of the fish 2
hair spray 116
Half a Purse 1
half of a gold tooth 130
half-baked potion 84
half-empty carton of milk 6
half-melted spoon 14
half-rotten brain 11
half-size scalpel 55
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hamburger 152
hamethyst 11
hamethyst earring 1
hamethyst necklace 1
hamethyst ring 2
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Hand that Rocks the Ladle 3
hand-carved bokken 7
hand-carved bow 2
hand-carved staff 7
hand-crafted candy cane 1
hand-knitted diving booties 1
handful of Boltsmann bearings 8
handful of confetti 131
handful of hand chalk 1
handful of moss 163
handful of numbers 1
handful of pine needles 116
handful of sand 1,374
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handful of Smithereens 105
handful of tips 85
handful of walnuts 15
handsomeness potion 19
handyman "hand soap" 1
happiness 13
hard spore pod 47
hardboiled egg 2
hardening cream 27
hare pin 1
haunted battery 54
haunted bottle of vodka 2
haunted cherry pie 1
haunted eggnog 2
haunted gimlet 1
haunted martini 2
haunted paddle-ball 2
hawk 15
Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance 1
Haymaker 2
hazardous sauce dosimeter 1
head mirror 66
head-mounted Trainbot 2
headhunter necktie 1
heart of the volcano 71
heat-resistant sheet metal 7
heavy crown 24
heavy D 1
heavy leather-bound tome 5
heavy metal sonata 2
heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr 2
Heimandatz's heart 13
Hell broth 14
hell in a bucket 3
Hell ramen 25
hellion cube 386
hellseal claw 841
hellseal whisker 843
Helm of the Scream Emperor 8
helm of the white knight 1
helmet recipe 10
helmet turtle 95
hemp candy necklace 7
hemp net 2
hemp string 154
herbal stuffing 13
herbs 115
hermedisiac cologne 1
hermit factoid 5
hermit permit 97
Herring Daiquiri 1
Herring Wallbanger 1
hi-octane carrot juice 1
high-calorie sugar substitute 1
high-energy mining laser 4
high-speed upgrade 1
Highest Bitter 3
hill of beans 203
hippo skin buckler 1
hippopotamus pants 1
hippopotamus skin 3
hippopotamus skirt 1
hipposkin poncho 1
Hippy Army MPE 1
hippy bongo 51
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hippy protest button 2
hobo code binder 1
hobo nickel 1
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holo-bomber 4
holo-platoon 1
holo-tank 1
homeopathic mint tea 114
honey-dew 1
honey-dipped locust 1
honey-drenched ham slice 24
horizontal tango 4
hot ashes 40
hot button candy 1
hot coal 61
hot date 1
hot katana blade 393
hot mint schnocolate 146
hot nuggets 136
hot plate 132
hot powder 121
hot spore pod 39
hot wad 182
hot wing 1,178
hot-ass club 1
Hotwire™ brand candy rope 1
How to Avoid Scams 2
How to Play Othello 8
huge Crimbo cookie 3
huge gold coin 66
huge mosquito proboscis 15
huge spoon 2
Humanitini 1
Hundred Headed IPA 1
hushed puppy 4
hyperinflated seal lung 2
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ice cream sandwich 1
Ice Island Long Tea 1
ice porter 7
ice wine 1
Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace 1
Ice-Cold Beer Ring 1
Ice-Cold Beerring 1
ice-cold fotie 202
ice-cold Sir Schlitz 253
ice-cold Willer 453
Iceberglar scarf 1
iced-out bling 5
icy mushroom wine 2
icy-hot katana 1
Iiti Kitty phone charm 1
imitation White Russian 325
imp air 7
Imp Ale 2,370
imp unity ring 133
imported lemon lozenge 1
imported taffy 1
improved martini 1
incredible pizza 8
industrial strength starch 44
industrially-crushed ice 4
infernal fife 1
ingot turtle 11
Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration 1
inkwell 1,139
Inner Strength 7
Inner Truth 1
Inner Wisdom 2
insanely spicy bean burrito 65
insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito 2
insanely spicy jumping bean burrito 1
Interview With You (a Vampire) 1
irate sombrero 23
Irish Coffee, English Heart 2
iron chain 1
irradiated turtle 104
Island Hurricane 2
isotophat 1
ittah bittah hookah 1
ivory cue ball 4
jabañero-flavored chewing gum 65
jack flapper 14
Jack-in-the-box 12
Jackhammer 1
Jacob's rung 12
jagged scrap metal 41
jalapeño slices 14
jam band bootleg 57
janitor sponge 4
jar full of wind 5
jar of magical relish 2
jar of squeeze 1
Jarlsberg's key lime 6
Jarlsberg's key lime pie 1
jaunty feather 167
java cookie 4
Jefferson wings 74
jellyfish gel 2
Jerks' Health™ Magazine 5
jingling spore pod 90
jive turkey leg 1
Jocko Homo's head 14
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jug of porquoise juice 1
jug-o-magicalness 3
Jumbo Dr. Lucifer 26
jumbo olive 56
jumping bean burrito 3
jumping bean taco 1
jumping horseradish 3
jungle floor wax 497
juniper berries 1
junk band 3
junk food 22
junk trunks 2
junk yard 22
Junk-Bond 2
junk-mail shirt 2
kamicorpse-ee 3
karma shawarma 1
Kashmir sweater 2
keel-haulin' knife 10
Kelflar vest 2
ketchup hound 404
kickback cookbook 1
killing jar 316
kilopede skull 1
kiwi 53
kiwi beak 7
kneecapping stick 128
Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar 51
Knob Goblin elite helm 26
Knob Goblin elite pants 35
Knob Goblin elite polearm 35
Knob Goblin firecracker 833
Knob Goblin harem pants 181
Knob Goblin harem veil 157
Knob Goblin love potion 107
Knob Goblin lunchbox 7
Knob Goblin melon baller 20
Knob Goblin pants 249
Knob Goblin perfume 80
Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray 2
Knob Goblin scimitar 257
Knob Goblin sharpening spray 1
Knob Goblin spatula 69
Knob Goblin steroids 30
Knob Goblin tongs 260
Knob Goblin visor 48
Knob jelly donut 4
knob mushroom wine 2
Knob nuts 78
Knob sausage 30
Knob stroganoff 1
knobby helmet turtle 15
knobby kneepads 1
Knoll mushroom 254
Knoll shroomkabob 1
Knoll stir-fry 2
Kokomo Resort Chip 5
Kokomo Resort Order Pad 21
Krakrox's Loincloth 11
Krampus Horn 1
kumquat 63
L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate 13
La Fantasma y La Oscuridad 2
La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez 14
lab-grown meat 40
large tankard of ale 2
lavawater 2
lavender candy heart 11
leaf 2
leaf of grass 18
leaflet 13
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leathery bat skin 147
leathery cat skin 74
leathery rat skin 11
Lederhosen of the Night 14
leechknife 5
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left parenthesis 6
leftover canapés 1
leftover chocolate bar 4
leftover pasty 1
leftovers 1
leftovers of indeterminate origin 1
leftovers sandwich 1
leg-mounted Trainbots 1
lemon 1,240
lemon meringue pie 2
lemon popsicle 1
lemony scales 2
leotarrrd 13
lesser grodulated violet 3
lewd playing card 1
libation of liveliness 3
library card 2
licorice root 2
licorice snake 1
lihc eye 524
lihc eye pie 4
Lil' Snowball Factory 1
limburger biker boots 4
lime 771
lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum 53
limepatch 89
line 324
linguini immondizia bianco 30
linoleum helmet turtle 1
linoleum ore 32
lion oil 1
liquid ice 2
liquid SONAR 2
little black book 34
little paper umbrella 14
little red book 1
live lobster 1
liver popsicle 2
llama lama gong 1
loadstone 75
loaf of alien bread 1
loaf of soda bread 1
Lockenstock™ sandals 1
logging hatchet 22
lollipop stick 6
London frog 1
long pork 155
long pork casserole 1
long skinny balloon 319
longhaired hippy wig 3
loofah ladle 1
loofah lavalier 1
loofah lederhosen 1
loofah legwarmers 1
loofah lei 1
loofah lumberjack's hat 1
loose purse strings 1
Lord of the Flies-sized fries 21
Lord Soggyraven's Slippers 2
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 129
los chinos 2
lost elf luggage 11
lost key 52
low-budget shield 92
lowercase N 276
lucky rabbit's foot 63
lucky-ish pill 3
lumbering jack 5
Lumineux Limnio 1
lump of black ichor 2
lump of Brituminous coal 108
lump of clay 1
lump of coal 4
lunar isotope 246
lychee chuhai 1
lynyrd musk 198
lynyrd skin 5
lynyrd snare 204
lynyrdskin breeches 13
lynyrdskin cap 8
lynyrdskin tunic 16
M-242 1
macaroni duck 13
Mace of the Tortoise 1
Mad Train wine 328
madius 1
Mae West with a fly in it 2
mafia middle finger ring 1
magic whistle 41
magical baguette 114
magical ice cubes 1,317
magical mystery juice 141
magical pony: Dusk Shiny 1
magical pony: Pearjack 4
magical pony: Rosey Cake 2
magical pony: Spectrum Dash 1
magical sausage 3
magical sausage casing 142
magicalness-in-a-can 59
magnolia blossom 6
mama's squeezebox 5
mana curds 118
mana-basted tofurkey leg 1
mana-fortified cranberry sauce 1
mandarina colada 3
mandarina colada with a fly in it 3
mangled finger 25
mantis skull 2
many-eyed glasses 8
map to Dolph Bossin's hideout 1
maple syrup 16
marble medallion 1
mariachi G-string 31
mariachi hat 99
mariachi toothpaste 1
Mariner's Friend cough drops 4
Mark I Steam-Hat 1
Mark II Steam-Hat 2
Mark III Steam-Hat 1
Mark IV Steam-Hat 2
Mark V Steam-Hat 4
Marltini 2
martini 61
Marvin's marvelous pill 1
mashed potatoes 1
massive gemstone 62
massive wrench 3
mauve striped oyster egg 1
Mayo de Mayo™ mayo 5
McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade 3
McMillicancuddy's Special Lager 318
meadeorite 1
Meat detector 1
meat engine 13
meat paste 219
meat stack 892
Meat Tenderizer is Murder 2
meat vortex 564
Meat-inflating powder 1
meatball 2
meatsmithing guide 2
Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince 2
Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs 59
megatofu 181
Meleegra™ pills 108
melon-infused sake 1
mentholated wine 1
menudo 1
menudo ravioli 4
Mer-kin cooljuice 1
Mer-kin fastjuice 1
Mer-kin healscroll 1
Mer-kin ragejuice 1
Mer-kin takebag 1
Mer-kin thingpouch 2
Mer-kin worktea 1
mesh cap 178
mesquito proboscis 1
metal meteoroid 1
metallic A 259
meteorb 1
meteorite guard 1
meteortarboard 1
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub 374
mid-level medieval mead 1
Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey 68
midriff scrubs 97
military-grade peppermint oil 31
Milk Studs 34
milky potion 278
mime army camouflage kit 3
mime army insignia (intelligence) 1
mime army superserum 3
mime army wine 3
mime pocket probe 1
mime soul fragment 13
mime-proof sunglasses 1
miming beret 2
miming boots 1
miming corduroys 1
miming gloves 1
miming shirt 2
mimosette 4
mind flayer corpse 75
mineapple 2
miner's helmet 114
miner's pants 118
mini-martini 142
mini-Mr. Accessory 3
miniature boiler 24
miniature life preserver 2
MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher 1
minin' dynamite 10
Mint Yulep 1
Miserable Pie 1
Misty Cape 38
Misty Cloak 45
Misty Robe 41
mixed wildflower greens 6
mocking turtle 121
Mohawk wig 96
Mohobo 2
moist Crimbo spices 1
mojo filter 59
molotov cocktail cocktail 237
molten scrap metal 40
moonberry wine cooler 153
Moonds 1
Moonshine Mohobo 2
moose antlers 79
moose chocolate 1
moose thought 209
Morbidda trading card 1
moreltini 2
Morlock's Mark Bourbon 2
morning dew 2
Mornington crescent roll 97
Mortimer's nostrum 5
mostly-broken sunglasses 148
mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine 23
mother's little helper 99
mother's secret recipe 3
Mountain Stream gastrique 1
Mountain Stream soda 3
mouse skull 84
moxie weed 437
Mr. Joe's bangles 1
MSG 1
Mt. McLargeHuge oyster 176
muculent machete 1
muddy pirate hat 9
Mudflap-Girl Earring 1
Mudflap-Girl Necklace 1
Mudflap-Girl Ring 1
muffled muffuletta 3
mulberry 3
mulled hobo wine 2
mullet wig 6
multi-level marzipan 6
mummy wrapping 1,165
Murderer's Punch 4
murky potion 89
Muschat 1
muscle oil 1
mushroom filet 2
mushroom pizza 1
musk turtle 77
mutated candy lump 1
mylar scout drone 1
Mysterious Island iced tea 1
mysterious silver lapel pin 40
mystery lollipop 1
nachos of the night 3
nasty gum 4
nasty rat mask 1
nasty snuff 10
nasty-ass club 1
nasty-smelling moss 1
nastygeist 1
natto-infused sake 4
natural fennel soda 2
ncle leg 1
necklace chain 11
Necrotelicomnicon 21
nega-mushroom 8
negative lump 390
negotiatin' hammer 3
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Neuromancer 3
Neverending Party guest pass 1
neverending wallet chain 26
New Zealand iced tea 44
Newark 2
Newbiesport™ tent 25
Newman's Own Trousers 12
NG 1
Nickel Gamma of Frugality 1
ninja carabiner 4
ninja crampons 4
ninja fear powder 1
ninja hot pants 97
ninja rope 4
non-aged vinegar 13
non-Euclidean non-accordion 13
Nose Ring of Putrescence 1
not-a-pipe 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I 4
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II 2
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V 2
nothing-in-the-box 211
noticeable pumps 37
novelty monorail ticket 1
nuclear stockpile 1
nugget of Crimbonium 20
nutcracking pliers 1
nutty organic salad 13
O'RLY manual 152
obsidian dagger 13
ocarina of space 1
occult jelly donut 1
ocean motion 2
odd silver coin 14
office-supply crossbow 1
officer's nog 4
oil cap 4
oil lamp 3
oil of expertise 1
Oil of Parrrlay 61
oil of slipperiness 2
oil pan 1
oil shell 17
oil slacks 7
oily boid 1
ointment of the occult 4
old bronzer 104
old coin purse 1
old eyebrow pencil 113
old leather wallet 186
old rosewater cream 118
old sweatpants 143
old-fashioned 6
old-school pirate grog 8
oldcake 4
olive 542
olive stir-fry 1
one piece of bubble gum 1
one pill 375
one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill 4
onyx bishop 5
onyx king 3
onyx knight 5
onyx pawn 6
onyx queen 5
onyx rook 3
open sauce 203
opera mask 3
opium grenade 57
orange 223
orange candy heart 6
orange peel hat 2
orange popsicle 1
orange snowcone 1
Orange Star of Sacrifice 4
Orangemageddon wine cooler 7
orc wrist 89
Orcish baseball cap 103
Orcish cargo shorts 104
Orcish frat-paddle 99
orcish hand lotion 311
Orcish meat locker 6
orcish nailing lube 281
orcish rubber 307
orcish stud-finder 92
Order of the Silver Wossname 1
original G 3
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Othello's handkerchief 1
Ouija Board, Ouija Board 1
Outer Wolf™ cologne 1
oven mitts 15
over-the-shoulder Folder Holder 1
overcookie 43
overloaded micro-reactor 2
overpowering mushroom wine 1
overpriced "imported" beer 1,732
oversized pipe 5
oversized pizza cutter 2
oversized skullcap 83
ovoid leather thing 11
oxygenated eggnog helmet 1
oyster sauce 76
pacification grenade 1
pack of KWE trading card 17
padded tortoise 6
PADL Phone 65
pail 55
Pain Dip 2
Paint A Vulgar Pitcher 13
painted shield 1
painted turtle 10
painting of a glass of wine 176
paisley spore pod 404
palm frond 263
palm-frond capris 2
palm-frond cloak 1
palm-frond net 1
palm-frond whip 1
papaya 117
papaya sling 3
papaya slung 7
papotion of papower 1
parisian cathouse 3
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party beer bomb 8
party crasher 1
PARTY HARD T-shirt 1
party hat 2
party mouse hat 2
party platter for one 8
party whip 1
Party-in-a-Can™ 6
pasta spoon 97
Pasta Spoon of Peril 2
patchouli incense stick 221
patent antipsychotics 5
patent invisibility tonic 1
pawn cookie 8
PB&BP 4
PB&J with the crusts cut off 60
peace accordion 16
peach 22
peach lozenge 1
peanut brittle shield 9
pear 22
pear tart 7
pearlescent oyster egg 3
pec oil 279
PEEZ dispenser 38
pegfinger 2
pencil stub 147
Pendant of Fire 1
Pendant of Gargalesis 1
penguin shorts 1
penguin skin 4
penguin skin buckler 1
penguinskin mini-skirt 1
pentagram bandana 30
pentatonic accordion 2
Penultimate Fantasy chest 255
peppermint bomb 4
peppermint harpoon gun 1
peppermint tack 35
peppermint tailings 7
peppermint-scented socks 11
percent sign 4
perfect mimosa 1
perfect negroni 1
perforated battle paddle 65
perfume of prejudice 1
perfume-soaked bandana 1
perl necklace 4
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pestopiary 104
pet anchor 1
pet rock 1
petit 4.1 4
petit fortran 4
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phat turquoise bead 91
Phil Collins 1
philosopher's scone 51
philter of phorce 2
phish stick 3
phonics down 444
photoprotoneutron torpedo 308
Pick-O-Matic lockpicks 1
pickle-flavored chewing gum 66
pickled bread 6
pickled egg 14
picky tweezers 1
picture of you 4
pie man was not meant to eat 203
piece of after eight 1
piece of wedding cake 57
piercing post 11
pigeon egg 332
pile of candy 2
pile of dungeon junk 4
pile of dusty animal bones 158
pile of gold coins 2
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