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Display Case for Zanchvegas (#1232957)
This player is ranked #886 for Most Total Items with a total of 167,023 items.
This player is ranked #182 for Most Unique Items with a total of 3,684 items.

This player is a member of the clan Bonus Adventures from Hell.

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Zanchvegas (#1232957)
This player has 3,684 unique items and 167,023 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"DRINK ME" potion 118
"KICK ME" sign 12
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 22
1-ball 20
1.21 jigawatts 1
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 143
1952 Mickey Mantle card 1
2-ball 17
3-ball 22
30669 scroll 183
33398 scroll 342
334 scroll 62
37x37x37 puzzle cube 4
4-ball 12
4-d camera 19
4-dimensional guitar 8
5-Alarm Saucepan 1
5-ball 12
6-ball 16
668 scroll 11
7-ball 9
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 90
8-ball 72
9-ball 1
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes 49
a butt tuba 18
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 4
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 4
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 2
a little sump'm sump'm 2
abominable blubber 1
abominable snowcone 18
accidental cider 12
accidental mutton 3
acid-squirting flower 26
acoustic guitarrr 94
actual reality goggles 1
actual tapas 12
adder 47
adder bladder 1
adhesive tape dolly 1
adorable seal larva 5
agua de vida 1
airblaster gun 23
albatross necklace 2
Alewife™ Ale 31
Alice's Army Bowman 1
Alice's Army Cleric 1
Alice's Army Coward 1
Alice's Army Dervish 1
Alice's Army Guard 1
Alice's Army Halberder 1
Alice's Army Hammerman 1
Alice's Army Horseman 1
Alice's Army Lanceman 1
Alice's Army Mad Bomber 1
Alice's Army Martyr 1
Alice's Army Ninja 1
Alice's Army Nurse 1
Alice's Army Page 1
Alice's Army Shieldmaiden 1
Alice's Army Sniper 1
Alice's Army Spearsman 1
Alice's Army Swordsman 1
Alice's Army Wallman 1
all-purpose cleaner 166
all-year sucker 1
almost-dead walkie-talkie 6
alphabet gum 3
alpine watercolor set 2
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility 1
amber aviator shades 3
ammonite candy mold 30
ammonite fossil 1
amulet of extreme plot significance 146
ancient calendar 1
ancient calendar fragment 1
ancient cursed foot locker 2
ancient frozen dinner 9
ancient ice cream scoop 9
ancient Magi-Wipes 248
ancient pills 9
ancient poisoned dart 38
ancient protein powder 181
Ancient Saucehelm 3
ancient stone fist 41
ancient stone head 16
ancient vinyl coin purse 120
anemone nematocyst 57
Angelhair Culottes 3
Angry Farmer candy 1
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 1
Ankh of Badahnkadh 3
anniversary balsa wood socks 1
anniversary burlap belt 1
anniversary gift box 3
anniversary pewter cape 1
anniversary tiny latex mask 1
annoying pitchfork 4
ant agonist 102
ant hoe 7
ant pick 3
ant pitchfork 4
ant rake 7
ant sickle 5
anti-anti-antidote 172
anticheese 7
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 23
antique bottle of cough syrup 4
antique bottle opener 30
antique greaves 45
antique hand mirror 1
antique helmet 34
antique machete 2
antique packet of ketchup 10
antique painting of a landscape 20
antique shield 44
antique spear 41
Argarggagarg's fang 6
armgun 76
around the world 3
arrowgram 29
arrrgyle socks 20
artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice 9
artisanal limoncello 6
asbestos apron 18
asbestos crossbow 12
asbestos helmet turtle 1
asbestos meat stack 4
asbestos ore 43
asbestos staff 11
asbestos stick 1
asbestos sword 10
asbestos sword hilt 1
asbestos thermos 8
ASCII shirt 82
Asleep in the Cemetery 11
asparagus knife 45
asparagus lo mein 1
asshat 3
astral mushroom 30
astronaut pants 3
Atomic Pop 1
attorney's badge 18
awful poetry journal 1
Ax of L'rose 1
Aye Aye 1
bätzle 6
baby killer bee 18
backwoods screwdriver 28
baconstone 26
baconstone earring 1
baconstone pendant 2
baconstone ring 1
bad-ass club 1
badass belt 158
badge of authority 1
bag of Cheat-Os 10
bag of GORF 148
bag of GORP 194
bag of gross foreign snacks 93
bag of lard 11
bag of many confections 5
bag of park garbage 224
bag of pygmy blood 2
bag of QWOP 111
bag of unfinished business 7
baggie of powdered sugar 500
balaclava 21
balaclava baklava 82
ball 6
ball-in-a-cup 1
ballast turtle 3
balloon helmet 2
balloon monkey 1
balloon shield 1
balloon sword 3
ballpark hot daub 1
ballroom blintz 104
bamboo bokuto 2
banana 3
banana cream pie 1
banana peel 47
banana smoothie 1
banana supersucker 1
bananagate 30
bananarama bangle 1
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 3
banjo strings 1
bar skin 79
bar whip 4
barbed-wire fence 1
bargain flash powder 7
bark beret 2
bark boxers 2
bark bracelet 2
bark rootbeer 5
barnacled barrel 20
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 1
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 29
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 15
barrel beryl 1
barrel pickle 1
barrel-aged martini 3
barrrnacle 33
barskin buckler 1
barskin cloak 2
barskin hat 2
barskin loincloth 1
Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler 5
basaltamander tongue 9
baseball 1
Bash-Ōs cereal 3
basic meat foon 1
basic meat helmet 2
basic meat spork 1
Bastille Battalion tattoo kit 1
bat guano 27
bat haggis 1
bat hat 2
bat whip 1
bat wing 174
bat wing kabob 1
bat wing stir-fry 1
bat-ass leather jacket 15
batarang 1
batblade 63
batgut 149
bath ball gift set 30
batskin belt 8
battered Crimbo Crate 9
battered hubcap 1
Battlie Light Saver 8
bazookafish bubble gum 76
beach glass bead 13
beach glass necklace 4
bean burrito 9
beanbag chair 1
bear claw 10
beard incense 18
beaten-up Chucks 5
bed of coals 12
beefy fish meat 24
beefy pill 4
beer basted brat 160
beer bomb 502
beer bong 10
beer goggles 2
beer helmet 52
beer lens 15
beer-a-pult 1
beer-scented teddy bear 1
beer-soaked mop 2
beertini 4
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 3
begpwnia 2
beige clambroth marble 8
bejeweled cufflinks 5
bejeweled pledge pin 62
belemnite candy mold 15
belemnite fossil 4
bellhop bell 7
Ben-Gal™ Balm 113
Benetton's Medley of Diversity 2
bent scrap metal 9
berry-infused sake 5
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 2
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 6
BGE merchandise order form 38
BGE pocket calendar 2
BGE shotglass 6
BGE temporary tattoo 5
BGE tiny plastic toy 3
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 13
big bad voodoo mask 14
big bass drum 7
Big Candy's tophat 1
big red clown nose 54
big rock 5
big slimy cyst 18
big stick 1
big stirring stick 1
bigger stick 29
bilge wine 240
bindlestocking 31
biomechanical crimborg helmet 1
biomechanical crimborg leg armor 1
bird rib 2
Bit O' Ectoplasm 1
bit of clingfilm 36
bit-o-cactus 73
bite-me-red lipstick 52
bitter pill 1
BitterSweetTarts 16
Bjorn's Hammer 3
black & tan 54
black belt 2
Black Body™ spray 16
black BRICKO brick 9
black candygram 1
black cherry soda 2
black cowboy hat 1
black eyedrops 5
black facepaint 11
black forest cake 68
black forest ham 48
black greaves 28
black helmet 28
black kettle drum 31
Black No. 2 1
black pension check 90
black pepper 26
black picnic basket 29
black pixel 485
black pudding 11
black sheepskin diploma 13
black shield 27
black snake skin 56
black snowcone 10
black spot 8
black sword 30
black tear 2
black velvet box 1
blackberry 115
blackberry combat boots 2
blackberry galoshes 4
blackberry moccasins 1
blackberry polite 5
blackberry slippers 1
Blackfly Chardonnay 64
blank fudge mold 14
blank note 1
blank prescription sheet 4
Blatantly Canadian 74
blended frozen swill 3
Bling of the New Wave 4
Blizzards I Have Died In 10
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 33
blood flower 2
Blood Light 1
blood of the Wereseal 9
bloodied surgical dungarees 5
bloody beer 10
bloody clown pants 41
bloody mary 12
blowdart 9
Blue Diamond of Honesty 1
blue oyster badge 7
blue pixel 402
blue pixel potion 64
blue raspberry troll doll 1
blue snowcone 1
blue suede shoes 1
blue-frosted astral cupcake 1
blundarrrbus 1
blunt icepick 1
bobble-hip hula elf doll 9
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
Bohemian rhapsody 4
boilermaker 524
bone abacus 11
bone chips 1
bone collar 12
bone flute 63
bone rattle 46
bone spurs 1
Bone's Farm "wine" 3
bonedanna 1
Bonerdagon necklace 48
book of matches 6
Book of Old-Timey Carols 1
BOOtonniere 2
booty chest charrrm 25
booze drive button 1
booze-soaked cherry 2
borg sock monkey 2
boring spaghetti 15
Boris's key lime pie 1
Boris's ring 6
Boss Bat bling 1
Boss Bat britches 41
bottle of alcohol 193
bottle of antifreeze 7
bottle of black cat tonic 5
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 11
bottle of cooking sherry 11
bottle of Definit 35
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 50
bottle of Evermore 3
bottle of fire 159
bottle of gin 120
bottle of goofballs 5
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 16
bottle of laundry sherry 10
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 47
bottle of lighter fluid 43
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 155
bottle of Mystic Shell 1
bottle of Ooze-O 19
bottle of peppermint schnapps 2
bottle of perfume 1
bottle of Pete's Sake 1
bottle of Pinot Renoir 36
bottle of pirate juice 6
bottle of popskull 8
bottle of realpagne 6
bottle of rum 759
bottle of sake 4
bottle of sewage schnapps 56
bottle of tequila 244
bottle of ultravitamins 11
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 5
bottle of vodka 329
bottle of whiskey 311
bottle of wine 27
bottle opener belt buckle 23
bottlecap turtle 1
bottled inspiration 14
bounty-hunting helmet 1
bounty-hunting rifle 1
bow 1
bow staff 1
bowl of cottage cheese 123
bowl of eyeballs 144
bowl of fishysoisse 8
bowl of lucky charms 1
bowl of marinade 46
bowl of mummy guts 167
bowl of rye sprouts 1
Bowl of Scorpions 2
bowlegged pants 1
bowler 1
box 130
box of Familiar Jacks 5
box of Pokëmann band-aids 36
box of sunshine 164
box turtle 1
box-in-the-box-in-the-box 1
boxed champagne 31
boxed wine 742
boxing glove 7
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 190
brainwave-controlled unicorn horn 1
brand new key 1
brass dorsal fin 1
brass gear 13
brass stinger 1
bread line 6
breadchucks 2
breaded beer 1
breath mint 1
Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air 29
brick 8
brick of sand 1
BRICKO bat 2
BRICKO brick 1
BRICKO bulwark 17
BRICKO hat 1
BRICKO pants 1
BRICKO pearl 5
BRICKO python 2
BRICKO reactor 25
BRICKO sword 1
BRICKO turtle 1
briefcase 235
brigand brittle 15
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 1
brittle plastic handle 1
broken clock 1
broken high-temperature mining drill 16
broken skull 49
broken sword 38
bronze breastplate 7
bronzed locust 1
brown felt tophat 5
brown paper bag mask 1
brown paper pants 1
brown sugar cane 60
bubble bauble bow 1
bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban 1
bubblewrap ore 2
bubblin' crude 23
bubbling tempura batter 40
bubbly potion 1
bucket of anniversary lard 1
bucket of honey 79
buckler buckle 4
buckyball 1
buffalo blade 1
bugbear beanie 41
bugbear bungguard 43
Bulky Buddy Box 5
bullet-proof corduroys 498
bum cheek 9
bumblebee marble 1
bunch of bananas 2
bunch of square grapes 16
bundle of "fragrant" herbs 1
bungle in the jungle 893
bunny liver 8
buoybottoms 22
burrowgrub hive 1
burst hellseal brain 10
bus pass 6
button rouge 7
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 4
C.B.F.G. 1
C.H.U.M. knife 16
C.H.U.M. lantern 2
cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 4
cactus fruit 47
caipifruta 4
calle de miel 57
Camp Scout pup tent 183
campfire coffee 1
can cannon 1
can of Binarrrca 23
can of black paint 8
can of CRIMBCOLA 8
can of fake snow 1
can of franks 'n' beans 1
can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ 1
can of maces 1
can of Red Minotaur 58
can of sardines 2
can of spinach 10
can of starch 2
can of sterno 6
can of Swiller 283
Can-Can skirt 2
can-can-in-a-can 5
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 62
candied bolts 3
candied kobold 2
candied nuts 7
candied yams 43
candy brain 1
candy cane 26
candy cornucopia 2
candy drive button 1
candy harmonica 3
candy kneecapping stick 12
candy knuckles 14
candy stake 6
cannonball charrrm 24
cannonball charrrm bracelet 1
canopic jar 190
canteen of wine 178
cap gun 8
carbonated soy milk 169
carbonated water lily 34
card sleeve 1
cardboard box turtle 1
cardboard katana 1
cardboard ore 25
cardboard wakizashi 71
carob brownies 1
carob chunk cookies 13
carob chunk noodles 17
carob chunks 6
carrot nose 75
cartoon heart 75
casino pass 43
cast 199
cast-iron legacy paddle 2
cat appendix 59
catgut 126
catgut taco 1
catskin buckler 1
catskin cap 3
caustic slime nodule 1
cement sandals 4
centipede eggs 49
Cerebral Cloche 1
Cerebral Crossbow 1
Cerebral Culottes 1
chainsaw chain 2
chamoisole 4
chaos butterfly 1,001
charming flute 20
charrrm bracelet 4
cheap cigar butt 1
cheap elven gloves 4
cheap plastic blowgun 1
cheap plastic bottle opener 2
cheap studded belt 1
cheap toaster 1
chef's hat 158
cherry 6
Cherry Cloaca Cola 4
cherry pie 5
Chester's Aquarius medallion 1
Chester's bag of candy 1
Chester's cutoffs 1
Chester's moustache 1
Chester's sunglasses 1
chewing gum on a string 130
ChibiBuddy™ (on) 1
chintzy accordion pin 4
chintzy disco ball pendant 2
chintzy noodle ring 6
chintzy saucepan earring 18
chintzy seal pendant 10
chintzy turtle brooch 7
chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli 8
chisel 1
chloroform rag 57
chocolate cigar 49
chocolate filthy lucre 1
chocolate pasta spoon 13
chocolate seal-clubbing club 18
chocolate spurs 1
Choker of the Ultragoth 1
chopsticks 40
chorizo brownies 14
chorizo taco 36
chrome crossbow 14
chrome crossbow string 1
chrome helmet turtle 3
chrome ore 107
chrome staff 14
chrome stick 5
chrome sword 12
chrome sword hilt 1
chunk of hot iron 1
cigar box turtle 6
Cinco Mayo Lager 1
circular CRIMBCOOKIE 4
citrus-infused sake 3
Claw of the Infernal Seal 5
clay peace-sign bead 12
Claybender glasses 2
clingfilm cap 1
clingfilm slippers 1
clingfilm tangle 1
clingfilm trousers 1
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 3
Cloaca-Cola helmet 2
Cloaca-Cola shield 1
clockwork detective skull 1
clockwork hat 1
clockwork key 11
clockwork pants 1
clockwork sword 1
clockwork thingamajig 1
clockwork trench coat 1
cloudy potion 1
clove-flavored lip balm 1
clown shoes 24
clown skin 70
clown whip 1
clown wig 2
clownskin belt 1
clownskin harness 1
club necklace 34
club sandwich 2
coal contact lenses 2
coal dust 4
coal paperweight 1
coal shovel 1
coarse hemp socks 1
Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau 4
cocktail napkin 168
cocktail onion 9
cocoa egg 10
cocoa eggshell fragment 3,284
coconut shell 1,885
Codpiece of the Goblin King 13
coffee pixie stick 4
coffin lid 23
cog 75
Coily™ 2
Colander of Em-er'il 4
cold and sour sauce 1
cold hi mein 1
cold mashed potatoes 1
cold ninja mask 38
cold nuggets 190
cold powder 16
cold wad 1
cold water bottle 7
cologne of contempt 1
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 1
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 5
colored-light "necklace" 1
colorful toad 2
combat fan 1
Comet Drop 3
Comet Pop 1
comfy coffin 20
comfy pillow 1
commemorative war stein 1
communal gobstopper 6
communications windchimes 128
Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) 1
compression stocking 19
concentrated cordial of concentration 1
concentrated garbage juice 10
concentrated magicalness pill 58
confusing LED clock 3
Connery's Elixir of Audacity 1
control crystal 1
Cookbook of the Damned 5
cool mushroom 9
cool mushroom casserole 1
cool mushroom wine 1
cool whip 80
Copper Alpha of Sincerity 8
copper ha'penny charrrm 39
cordial of concentration 1
corn holder 7
corncob pipe 27
corned-beef Reuben 3
cornuthaum 51
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 3
Corpse Island iced tea 11
corpse on the beach 13
corpsedriver 11
corpsetini 12
correction fluid 13
corrupted data 3
Cosmic Calorie 3
costume rental shop 2
costume sword 20
cottage 1
cotton candy bale 2
cotton candy cone 46
cotton candy pillow 2
cotton candy pinch 2
cotton candy plug 3
cow poker 2
cracker 20
cranberries 324
cranberry cordial 4
cranberry margarita (brackish) 29
crappy brain 9
crappy Mer-kin tailpiece 1
crappy waiter disguise 18
crayon shavings 42
crazy hobo notebook 6
crazy little Turkish delight 2
cream of pointy mushroom soup 1
cream pie 8
cream stout 57
creamsicle 70
creepy ginger ale 2
creepy nursery rhyme 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) 3
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 3
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 3
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 3
CRIMBCO mug 25
CRIMBCO wine 36
CRIMBCOIDS mints 11
CRIMBCOLOAF 7
Crimbo candied pecan 161
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 15
Crimbo fudge 172
Crimbo peppermint bark 174
Crimbo pie 419
Crimbo salad 6
Crimbo smile 1
Crimbo wreath 1
Crimbomination Contraption 1
Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) 1
crimsilion jub-jub bird 1
croquet hedgehog 1
crotchety pants 1
crowbar 7
crowbarrr 16
Crown of the Goblin King 158
crown-shaped beanie 2
crude voodoo doll 5
cruelty-free wine 65
crumbling rat skull 2
crumpled felt fedora 1
crusty hula hoop 5
crystal decanter 1
crystalline light bulb 1
crystallized memory 1
CSA all-purpose soap 122
CSA bravery badge 137
CSA cheerfulness ration 145
CSA discount card 138
CSA fire-starting kit 137
CSA obedience grenade 130
CSA scoutmaster's "water" 151
cube of billiard chalk 4
cup of infinite pencils 24
cup of primitive beer 48
curdflinger 1
curmudgel 22
cursed black pearl onion 24
cursed bottle of black-label rum 1
cursed breeches 1
cursed cannonball 19
cursed cutlass 1
cursed dirty joke scroll 28
cursed eyepatch 1
cursed piece of thirteen 3
cursed scrunchie 1
cursed sea biscuit 20
cursed voodoo skull 15
custard pie 2
cute mushroom 2
cyborg doll 1
cyborg stompin' boot 5
Daffy Taffy 143
dance card 51
dancing fan 7
Danglin' Chad's loincloth 3
dark potion 96
das boot 1
Deactivated O. A. F. 1
dead guy's memento 1
dead guy's piece of double-sided tape 1
dead guy's watch 65
deadly lampshade 14
death blossom 4
decanter of fine Scotch 2
decaying goldfish liver 86
decorative fountain 19
deep six-shooter 3
dehydrated caviar 217
delicious candy 3
delicious comfit? 1
delicious noodles 28
delicious salad 347
delicious shimmering moth 2
delicious spicy noodles 1
deluxe fax machine 1
demon buckler 1
demon skin 299
demon whip 1
demon-horned hat 1
demonskin jacket 17
demonskin trousers 1
denim axe 2
dense meat crossbow 1
dense meat stack 346
dense meat staff 1
dense meat sword 1
dented harmonica 14
dented spoon 1
deodorant 2
depantsing bomb 60
depleted Grimacite astrolabe 1
depleted Grimacite grappling hook 1
depleted Grimacite gravy boat 1
depleted Grimacite hammer 1
depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick 4
depleted Grimacite ninja mask 1
depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt 1
depleted uranium seal figurine 5
desiccated apricot 215
designer handbag 1
devilish folio 1
diamond necklace 39
diamond-studded cane 85
diamond-studded fronts 1
Dickory Farms Gift Basket 13
didgeridooka 335
Diet Cloaca Cola 3
dieting pill 5
digital key lime pie 1
digital underground potion 1
dingy planks 5
dire fudgesicle 10
dirty hobo gloves 74
dirty rigging rope 7
disassembled clover 1
disbelief suspenders 1
Disco 'Fro Pick 7
disco ball 83
Disco Banjo 6
disco mask 88
disease 51
disembodied brain 41
disembodied smile 2
dishrag 1
disintegrating barrel 860
disintegrating quill pen 269
disintegrating sheet music 60
disintegrating spiky collar 5
displaced fish 74
distilled fortified wine 10
distressed denim pants 47
disturbing fanfic 967
Divine 1
divine blowout 308
divine can of silly string 234
divine champagne flute 57
divine champagne popper 85
divine cracker 87
divine noisemaker 1
diving muff 1
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 12
Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm 1
doll house 2
dollar-sign bag 48
dollhive 14
Dolphin King's crown 10
donated booze 456
donated candy 45
donated food 108
donkey flipbook 1
dope gangsta bling-bling 1
dope wheels 53
Double Bacon Beelzeburger 2
double-barreled sling 7
drab sonata 58
draggin' ball hat 109
dragon snaps 65
Dramatic™ range 79
dreadlock whip 6
Dreadsylvanian Almanac page 236
dress pants 4
dried face 36
Drowsy Sword 117
drum machine 1
drum of pomade 4
drum of tommy ammo 22
dry martini 41
dry noodles 2,072
dry vodka martini 71
drywall axe 74
dubious loincloth 4
ducha de oro 93
duct tape 55
duct tape buckler 1
duct tape dockers 1
duct tape fedora 1
duct tape shirt 1
duct tape wallet 62
dungeoneer's dungarees 1
dungeoneering kit 2
Duskwalker fangs 3
Duskwalker syringe 6
dusty barrel 59
dusty bottle of Marsala 212
dusty bottle of Merlot 196
dusty bottle of Muscat 214
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 199
dusty bottle of Port 220
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 180
dusty Crimbo crate 33
dusty left tibia 1
dusty second caudal vertebra 1
dwarf bread 8
dwarvish magazine 6
dwarvish war helmet 1
dwarvish war kilt 1
dwarvish war mattock 1
Dyspepsi grenade 1
Dyspepsi-Cola 145
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues 2
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet 1
Dyspepsi-Cola shield 2
eagle feather 15
eagle's milk 23
Earring of Fire 1
easter egg balloon 3
Eau de Guaneau 3
ectoplasmic orbs 33
eel battery 1
eel skin 2
eelskin hat 2
eelskin pants 1
eelskin shield 1
effervescent potion 1
effluvious emerald 3
eggbeater 1
eggnog 1,279
El Sombrero De Lopez 4
El Vibrato drone 1
El Vibrato energy spear 1
El Vibrato helmet 1
El Vibrato leg guards 1
El Vibrato power sphere 5
El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) 5
El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) 5
El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) 3
El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) 2
El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) 2
El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) 10
El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) 8
El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) 10
El Vibrato translator 1
Elder Turtle Shell 4
electric copperhead potion 9
electric crutch 3
electrical thingamabob 229
electronic dulcimer pants 1
elegant nightstick 1
elephant stinger 18
Elf Farm Raffle ticket 38
elf ploughshare 1
Ellsbury's skull 1
Elmley shades 11
Elron's Explosive Etude 2
elven limbos gingerbread 36
elven cellocello 126
elven hardtack 54
elven magi-pack 3
elven medi-pack 6
elven moonshine 81
elven socks 4
elven squeeze 35
elven suicide capsule 111
elven tambourine 1
elven whittling knife 1
Elvish delight 2
Elvish sunglasses 1
empty agua de vida bottle 764
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felt 2
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fermenting powder 101
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fez of etymology 1
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figurine of a cold seal 35
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glowing syringe 11
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Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer 3
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Go-Wassail 374
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GOTO 4
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grouchy restless spirit 284
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grue egg omelette 93
Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog 1
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Gummi-Gnauga 3
gun cleaning kit 3
gun parts 9
gunky chicken 3
guts necklace 1
guy made of bee pollen 98
Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom 1
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haggis-infused soap 43
haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis 25
haiku katana 1
hair of the fish 1
hair spray 126
Half a Purse 1
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half-baked potion 8
half-digested coal 8
half-melted spoon 2
half-orchid 2
half-sized guitar 13
halibut 4
hamburger 36
hamethyst 27
hamethyst bracelet 1
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handful of drink tickets 1
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handful of honey 1
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handful of nuts and berries 181
handful of pine needles 26
handful of sand 580
handful of sawdust 220
handful of tips 8
handful of walnuts 11
handmade hobby horse 2
handsomeness potion 1
happiness 18
Happy Birthday, Claude! cake 1
hard spore pod 5
hardware upgrade 1
harem girl t-shirt 27
haunted eggnog 5
Haunted Sorority House staff guide 23
head mirror 1
headhunter necktie 22
heart necklace 32
heart of dark chocolate 1
heart of the volcano 26
heavy D 1,683
heavy leather-bound tome 2
heavy metal sonata 2
heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr 1
hedgeturtle 17
Heimandatz's heart 3
Hell broth 1
Hell ramen 15
Hellfire Spicy Beans 1
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hellseal claw 281
hellseal whisker 269
helm of the white knight 2
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hemp string 94
henna face paint 79
herb brownies 661
herbal stuffing 34
herbs 146
hermit permit 138
herringcello 98
high-pressure seltzer bottle 23
high-temperature mining mask 5
hill of beans 122
hippo skin buckler 2
hippo whip 2
hippopotamus kilt 3
hippopotamus pants 1
hippopotamus skin 12
hipposkin poncho 59
Hippy Army MPE 704
hippy bongo 20
hippy herbal tea 1
hippy medical kit 265
hippy protest button 216
Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) 1
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hobo fortress blueprints 4
hobo nickel 1
hobo stogie 1
Hodgman's blanket 31
Hodgman's cane 1
Hodgman's garbage sticker 1
Hodgman's harmonica 1
Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin 1
Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top 1
Hodgman's metal detector 1
Hodgman's varcolac paw 1
holiday cheese log 1
Hollandaise helmet 50
holly-flavored Hob-O 1
home robotics kit 18
homeopathic healing powder 3
honey dipper 1
honey stick 1
honey-dew 3
honey-dipped locust 58
honeybritches 1
honeycap 1
hopping socks 3
horizontal tango 101
hors d'oeuvre tray 39
hot and sour sauce 1
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hot buttered roll 2
hot coal 4
hot cocoa au beurre 3
hot cross bow 1
hot date 55
hot daub bun 1
hot daub stand 1
hot egg 1
hot hi mein 1
hot katana blade 159
hot nuggets 33
hot plate 42
hot powder 45
hot wing 1,174
hotel minibar key 40
hothammer 5
huge gold coin 13
huge pumpkin 20
huge spoon 36
hustler shades 3
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ice hotel bell 13
ice porter 47
ice skate doll 2
ice stein 2
Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace 1
ice-cold Cloaca Zero 7
ice-cold fotie 34
ice-cold Sir Schlitz 44
ice-cold six-pack 19
ice-cold Willer 193
icy katana hilt 4
icy mushroom wine 4
icy-hot katana 8
iGoogly 43
Iiti Kitty Gumdrop 2
Iiti Kitty phone charm 56
imbued seal-blubber candle 3
imitation crab crate 5
imitation crab meat 489
imitation nice watch 1
imitation White Russian 38
immense cyborg hand 20
imp air 28
Imp Ale 2,669
imp unity ring 37
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industrial strength starch 3
infernal fife 45
infernal insoles 55
inflatable duck 3
Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration 50
ink bladder 10
inkwell 141
insane tophat 1
insanely spicy bean burrito 1
insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito 1
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Instant Karma 53
interesting-looking twig 1
intimidating coiffure 4
invisible bag 2
irate sombrero 15
Iron Beta of Industry 69
iron chain 1
iron pasta spoon 4
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irradiated pet snacks 7
irradiated turtle 10
ivory cue ball 4
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jack flapper 25
Jack-in-the-box 21
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Jacob's rung 2
jagged scrap metal 18
jamfish jam 27
janglin' bones 6
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jar of fermented pickle juice 86
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jawbruiser 17
jazz soap 1
Jefferson wings 4
jellyfish gel 12
jerky coins 313
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jewelry-making pliers 1
jingling spore pod 6
Jocko Homo's head 4
Jolly Roger charrrm 19
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joybuzzer 2
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jug-o-magicalness 15
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jumbo olive 75
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jumping bean taco 1
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jungle floor wax 17
Junk-Bond 1
keel-haulin' knife 1
keg shield 14
ketchup 5
ketchup hound 107
kick-ass kicks 13
kickback cookbook 1
killing feather 179
Kiss the Knob apron 1
Kissin' Cousins 14
kite 1
kiwi 44
kneecapping stick 32
knob bugle 26
Knob Göblin lòve potion 2
Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar 11
Knob Goblin elite helm 58
Knob Goblin elite pants 50
Knob Goblin elite polearm 69
Knob Goblin elite shirt 112
Knob Goblin eyedrops 254
Knob Goblin firecracker 198
Knob Goblin harem pants 99
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Knob Goblin love potion 14
Knob Goblin lunchbox 1
Knob Goblin melon baller 6
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Knob Goblin pants 103
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Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray 1
Knob Goblin scimitar 95
Knob Goblin seltzer 13
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Knob Goblin steroids 13
Knob Goblin superseltzer 15
Knob Goblin tongs 80
Knob Goblin Uberpants 2
Knob Goblin visor 32
knob ka-bobs 181
Knob lo mein 1
Knob mushroom 16
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Knob nuts 13
Knob pasty 1
Knob sausage 32
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Knob shroomkabob 1
Knob stir-fry 4
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Knob stuffed shells 14
knobby helmet turtle 2
knobby kneepads 2
Knoll mushroom 53
knoll mushroom wine 2
Knoll shroomkabob 15
Knoll stir-fry 20
knuckle sandwich 176
kobold kibble 2
Krakrox's Loincloth 5
kumquartz 28
kumquat 14
La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez 4
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large box 103
large cocoa eggshell fragment 3
LARP membership card 1
laser-broiled pear 68
lavawater 15
lavender candy heart 129
lavender candygram 19
lawn dart 11
LCD game: Burger Belt 13
LCD game: Food Eater 22
LCD game: Garbage River 14
lead necklace 22
Lead Zeta of Chastity 1
leaf of grass 1
leaflet 42
leather aviator's cap 1
leather bookmark 1
leather chaps 76
leather mask 87
leathery bat skin 154
leathery cat skin 217
leathery rat skin 1
LED block 2
Lederhosen of the Night 4
left bracket 5
left parenthesis 31
leftover Crimbo rations 1
leftovers of indeterminate origin 28
lemon 361
lemon meringue pie 4
lemonade marble 1
Leonard's glasses 1
leotarrrd 19
leprechaun hatchling 1
lesser grodulated violet 2
Let Me Be! 10
letterman's jacket 3
Li'l Businessman Kit 2
libation of liveliness 1
Libram of BRICKOs 1
library card 9
licorice garrote 6
licorice root 2
lihc eye 336
lihc eye pie 16
lihc face 106
limburger biker boots 2
lime 127
lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum 38
limp broccoli 4
line 1,473
linoleum crossbow 19
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linoleum helmet turtle 1
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linoleum ore 76
linoleum staff 17
linoleum stick 4
linoleum sword 15
linoleum sword hilt 3
lion musk 6
lion oil 1
little black book 6
little firkin 183
little paper umbrella 1,347
little red book 1
little wooden mannequin 1
live nautical mine 5
live wire 5
liver and let pie 7
llama lama gong 60
loadstone 3
loathing eagle baby-doll shirt 1
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long pork casserole 5
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loose teeth 394
Lord Flameface's cloak 1
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 124
los chinos 11
lotion of coldness 1
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lotion of spookiness 1
lotion of stench 1
Loudmouth Larry Lamprey 1
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love song of icy revenge 13
love song of naughty innuendo 36
love song of smoldering passion 21
love song of sugary cuteness 31
love song of vague ambiguity 42
lovecat tail 2
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lowercase N 306
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lumbering jack 3
lump of coal 10
lump of diamond 91
lupine sword 20
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lynyrd skin 2
lynyrd skinner toothblack 15
M-242 10
macaroni duck 2
Mace of the Tortoise 18
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Mad Train wine 207
Mae West 1
mafia aria 1
magic whistle 26
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magical ice cubes 935
magical mystery juice 1
magical pony: Dusk Shiny 45
magicalness-in-a-can 73
magicberry tablets 3
magilaser blastercannon 101
MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech 2
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makeshift crane 1
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mana curds 7
Manetwich 8
mangled finger 3
many-eyed glasses 4
maple leaf 1
maple syrup 78
margarita 23
mariachi G-string 18
mariachi hat 52
mariachi pants 46
marinara jug 1
Mariner's Friend cough drops 8
marionette collective 1
Mark of the Bugbear 7
Mark of the Ghost 9
Mark of the Skeleton 8
Mark of the Vampire 8
Mark of the Werewolf 7
Mark of the Zombie 8
marshmallow 60
Martialest Arts trophy 1
martini 75
marzipan skull 1
massive gemstone 2
Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery 2
massive sitar 1
Maxing, Relaxing 8
Maxwell's Silver Hammer 6
McMillicancuddy's Special Lager 171
meat cowboy hat 1
Meat detector 2
meat engine 67
meat face 1
meat from yesterday 3
Meat maid body 1
meat paste 447
meat st‰¿bing club 2
meat stack 548
meat vortex 450
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meatcar model 1
meatloaf helmet 1
meatspout staff 1
Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs 13
medium slimy cyst 2
megatofu 96
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melon-infused sake 4
melted Jell-o shot 321
memory of a C 5
memory of a CT base pair 2
memory of a G 4
memory of a T 12
memory of an A 3
memory of an AG base pair 1
memory of an AT base pair 1
memory of some delicious amino acids 9
menudo 1
menudo ravioli 10
Mer-kin begsign 4
Mer-kin cancerstick 4
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Mer-kin digpick 18
Mer-kin dodgeball 1
Mer-kin dragnet 1
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Mer-kin facecowl 5
Mer-kin fastjuice 36
Mer-kin finpaddle 3
Mer-kin fitbrine 6
Mer-kin foodbucket 14
Mer-kin healscroll 12
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Mer-kin hookspear 13
Mer-kin killscroll 30
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Mer-kin lipstick 9
Mer-kin mouthsoap 11
Mer-kin pinkslip 4
Mer-kin prayerbeads 4
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Mer-kin sawdust 1
Mer-kin sneakmask 3
Mer-kin stopwatch 1
Mer-kin takebag 37
Mer-kin thighguard 1
Mer-kin thingpouch 1
Mer-kin weaksauce 2
Mer-kin wordquiz 1
Mer-kin worktea 1
mermaid's purse 8
mesh cap 73
metallic A 217
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler 22
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub 502
Microplushie: Bropane 17
Microplushie: Dorkonide 4
Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid 9
Microplushie: Fauxnerditide 2
Microplushie: Gothochondria 18
Microplushie: Hippylase 13
Microplushie: Hipsterine 1
Microplushie: Hobomosome 11
Microplushie: Otakulone 20
Microplushie: Raverdrine 8
Microplushie: Sororitrate 18
midriff scrubs 2
milk of magnesium 1
milky potion 1
mime soul fragment 1
mind flayer corpse 55
mineapple 22
miner's helmet 96
miner's pants 93
mini-martini 26
miniature antlers 1
miniature boiler 1
Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot 8
Miniborg strangler 16
Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog 5
mint-condition magic wand 1
misfit dolly 2
misfit hobby horse 2
misfit teddy bear 1
Misty Cape 7
Misty Cloak 3
Misty Robe 3
mixed wildflower greens 2
Mob Penguin cellular phone 2
mocking turtle 6
Mohawk wig 129
moist barrel 8
moist sailor's cap 4
mojo filter 3
mole molé 1
mole skin notebook 1
molotov cocktail cocktail 142
molten scrap metal 22
Mon Tiki 166
monkey wrench 8
monomolecular yo-yo 117
Monstar energy beverage 5
monster pants 7
moomy dust 7
moose antlers 2
moose chocolate 3
moose thought 3
Morlock's Mark Bourbon 1
Mornington crescent roll 11
mostly rat-hide leggings 1
mother's little helper 30
motivational poster 6
mouldering barrel 15
Mountain Stream soda 56
mouse skull 1
moustache sock 1
moxie weed 220
Mr. Balloon 1
Mr. Eh? 1
Mr. Haggis 5
Mr. Joe's bangles 19
Mr. Mediocrebar 77
Ms. Accessory 1
Mt. McLargeHuge oyster 1
muculent machete 1
Mudflap-Girl Earring 1
Mudflap-Girl Necklace 2
Mudflap-Girl Ring 2
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multi-level marzipan 9
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mummy mask 2
mummy wrapping 429
munchies pill 10
murky potion 1
muscle oil 1
mushroom fermenting solution 2
mushroom pizza 1
musk turtle 6
mutant cactus bud 1
mutant fire ant egg 1
mutant gila monster egg 1
mutant rattlesnake egg 1
mylar scout drone 5
mysterious chest 4
mysterious silver lapel pin 1
nanite-infested candy cane 53
nanite-infested eggnog 19
nanite-infested fruitcake 20
nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear 14
nanofiber cloth 10
Nardz energy beverage 4
nasty rat mask 3
natty blue ascot 5
natural fennel soda 132
naughty origami kit 2
necklace chain 11
Necrotelicomnicon 3
necrotizing body spray 74
Neuromancer 2
neurostim pill 1
Newbiesport™ tent 9
Newman's Own Trousers 3
NG 1
Nickel Gamma of Frugality 25
night-vision goggles 12
ninja eyeblack 6
ninja fear powder 8
ninja hot pants 45
ninja mop 17
normal barrel 104
Nose Ring of Putrescence 1
not-a-pipe 6
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I 7
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II 15
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III 4
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV 4
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V 4
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI 4
nothing-in-the-box 38
NPZR chemistry set 172
Nuclear Blastball 33
nugget of nicksilver 1
nugget of quicksilver 1
nurse's hat 2
nutty organic salad 67
O'RLY manual 16
obsidian dagger 98
ocarina of space 38
ocean motion 4
octopus's spade 1
off-white paisley oyster egg 3
off-white polka-dot oyster egg 1
office-supply crossbow 1
oil lamp 2
oil of expertise 33
oil of oiliness 1
Oil of Parrrlay 19
oil of slipperiness 1
oil of stability 2
oil shell 2
oil slacks 1
oily golden mushroom 2
oily mushroom wine 4
ointment of the occult 1
Okee-Dokee soda 31
Ol' Scratch's ash can 1
Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork 1
Ol' Scratch's manacles 1
Ol' Scratch's ol' britches 1
Ol' Scratch's salad fork 39
Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat 1
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old-fashioned 1
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one pill 27
oozenog 14
open sauce 92
opera mask 3
orange 60
orange candy heart 114
orange leather lanyard 7
orange peel hat 7
orange snowcone 1
Orange Star of Sacrifice 5
orange-frosted astral cupcake 1
orc wrist 10
Orcish baseball cap 12
Orcish cargo shorts 18
Orcish frat-paddle 10
orcish hand lotion 33
Orcish meat locker 1
orcish nailing lube 34
orcish rubber 33
orcish stud-finder 19
Order of the Silver Wossname 1
original G 2,502
oriole-feather headdress 1
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Oscus's dumpster waders 1
Oscus's pelt 1
out-of-tune biwa 3
oven mitts 2
overclocked avian microprocessor 1
overcookie 9
oversized fish scaler 22
oversized pipe 765
oversized pizza cutter 160
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oyster basket 2
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PADL Phone 81
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pair of twitching claws 10
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palm-frond cloak 2
palm-frond fan 57
palm-frond net 1
palm-frond toupee 1
palm-frond whip 2
Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster 18
panhandle panhandling hat 23
panicked kernel 4
pants kit 3
panty raider camouflage 45
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papaya sling 6
papaya slung 8
papaya taco 19
paperclip 323
paperclip cape 1
paperclip pants 1
paperclip sproinger 1
paperclip turban 1
paperclip-on tie 1
papotion of papower 2
paranormal ricotta 4
parasitic claw 1
parasitic headgnawer 1
parasitic strangleworm 1
parasitic tentacles 1
party hat 1
passable elf mask 26
pasta spoon 97
Pasta Spoon of Peril 2
patchouli incense stick 57
patchouli oil bomb 13
patent antipsychotics 9
patent leather shoes 19
PB&BP 1
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peach lozenge 1
peach pie 72
peanut brittle shield 16
pear 13
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pearidot 21
pec oil 4
pencil stub 6
Pendant of Fire 2
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penguin skin 6
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penguin thesaurus 15
penguin whip 1
penguinskin mini-kilt 1
Penultimate Fantasy chest 19
percent sign 13
perforated battle paddle 103
perfume of prejudice 1
perpendicular hula 63
personal massager 1
personalized birthday cake 8
pestoblade 1
pestopiary 17
pet rock "Groucho" disguise 2
pet rock "Snooty" disguise 1
petit 4.1 2
petrified noodles 1
petrified wood 52
pewter claymore 1
phat turquoise bead 19
phat turquoise bracelet 2
philosopher's scone 6
philter of phorce 1
phish stick 6
phonics down 296
photoprotoneutron torpedo 413
physiostim pill 4
Pick-O-Matic lockpicks 1
pickle-flavored chewing gum 5
Piddles 14
pie crust 512
pie man was not meant to eat 12
piece of after eight 6
piece of wedding cake 26
piercing post 29
pig-iron bracers 1
pig-iron helm 1
pig-iron shinguards 1
pigeon egg 1
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pile of dusty animal bones 185
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pile of loose snow 4
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pillow shell 1
pimpin' meat hat 1
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pine cone 1
pine tar 1
Pine-Fresh air freshener 7
pineapple slab 4
pink candy heart 123
pink clay bead 24
pink glowstick 3
Pink Heart of Spirit 4
pink pinkslip slip 1
pink plastic baby 1
pink pony 58
pink slime 27
pipe wrench 2
pirate brochure 1
pirate cream pie 8
pirate fledges 1
pirate pelvis 42
pirate shirt 47
pirate skull 1
pirate tract 50
pitchfork 35
pitted sheet metal 22
pixel boomerang 1
pixel hat 1
pixel orb 1
pixel pants 1
pixel sword 1
plain pizza 2
plain snowcone 15
plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook 1
plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat 1
plans for depleted Grimacite hammer 1
plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask 1
plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards 1
plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt 1
plastic Crimbo reindeer 1
plastic cup of beer 1
plastic guitar 28
plastic ingot 245
plastic Jefferson wings 18
plastic nightmare troll 7
plastic nunchaku 13
plastic passion fruit 4
plastic pumpkin bucket 1
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plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas 1
plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans 4
plum 7
plum lozenge 1
plum wine 162
plump juicy grub 3
plunge-leg 13
plush hamsterpus 2
pocket theremin 5
pocketwatch on a chain 26
pog #01 (spider) 1
pog #02 (Knob goblin) 8
pog #03 (warwelf) 4
pog #04 (skleleton) 7
pog #05 (ninja snowman) 2
pog #06 (filthy hippy) 3
pog #07 (orcish frat boy) 1
pog #08 (hellion) 3
pog #09 (pirate) 3
pog #10 (hobo) 8
pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) 7
pointed stick 46
pointy mushroom 8
pointy mushroom wine 2
Poison Oak trading card 1
poison pen 13
poisonous caviar 1
Pokëmann band-aid 19
Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip 4
Pokëmann figurine: Duck 2
Pokëmann figurine: Frank 4
Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump 1
Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking 3
Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan 2
Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap 4
Pokëmann figurine: Moog 5
Pokëmann figurine: Nothing 9
Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu 12
Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth 1
Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf 11
Pokëmann figurine: Twitter 10
Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite 11
Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth 8
Polka Pop 10
polka-dot bow tie 1
poltergeist-in-the-jar-o 2
polyalloy shield 29
Polysniff Perfume 3
poodle skirt 3
pool cue 78
pool of liquid metal 2
popsicle stick 3
pork elf goodies sack 5
porquoise 35
porquoise eyebrow ring 2
porquoise necklace 2
porquoise ring 1
portable cassette player 23
portable corkscrew 1
portable motorcycle 1
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portable wall 3
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possessed top 3
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potion of potency 1
potion of temporary gr8ness 1
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pottery yo-yo 1
poultrygeist 8
poutine 82
poutine pole 1
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powdered donut 74
powdered organs 60
powdered powdered sugar 3
powdered sealbone 44
powdered wig 16
power pill 66
pr0n cocktail 1
pr0n legs 381
pr0n m4nic0tti 17
pr0n stir-fry 1
pr0n taco 1
Prelude of Precision 3
premium malt liquor 1
press-on ribs 59
pretty bouquet 1
pretty flower 18
Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit 1
prismatic wad 123
pristine walrus tusk 1
Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket 3
probability potion 1,187
procrastination potion 1,189
Professor What T-Shirt 1
programmable turtle 6
prosthetic forehead 3
protein paste 1
prussian cathouse 1
psycho sweater 7
puce polka-dot oyster egg 1
pufferfish spine 16
pulled porquoise earring 1
pulled porquoise pendant 1
pulled porquoise ring 2
pulsing flesh 42
pumpkin 10
pumpkinhead mask 38
punk patch 7
punk rock jacket 1
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purple corpsel 1
Purple Horseshoe of Honor 1
purple snowcone 1
purple-frosted astral cupcake 1
Putrid Pendant 2
pygmy blowgun 54
pygmy nose-bone 36
pygmy papers 15
pygmy phone number 12
pygmy pygment 94
pygmy spear 19
pygmy witchhazel 14
quadroculars 2
quake of arrows 1
quantum taco 489
quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments 11
Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit 43
radio button candy 1
radium-flavored potato chips 277
rainbow bomb 1
rainbow crossbow 1
rainbow tie 1
Ralph IX cognac 5
ram horns 6
ram stick 13
Ram's Face Lager 86
ram-battering staff 2
raspberry 29
raspberry beret 1
rat appendix 419
rat appendix kabob 27
rat appendix stir-fry 1
rat scrapple 1
ratgut 23
ratini 12
ratskin belt 77
rattail whip 1
rattler gland 6
rave whistle 260
ravioli della hippy 1
ravioli hat 92
raw cranberry sauce 1
raw gravy 1
razor-sharp can lid 417
razor-tipped yo-yo 6
realistic cap gun 3
really dense meat stack 19
really really sticky spider web 8
really thick bandage 1
really thick spine 2
recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity 1
recording of Chorale of Companionship 1
recording of Elron's Explosive Etude 1
recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder 1
red ale 5
Red Army camouflage kit 7
red badge 1
Red Balloon of Valor 1
red book 1
red box 37
red China marble 11
red class ring 4
red coat 1
red drunki-bear 5
red eye 4
red gummi ingot 133
red letter 9
red masque 1
red pixel 275
red pixel potion 75
red plastic oyster egg 9
red polka-dot oyster egg 1
red red wine 10
Red Rover BB gun 9
red rum 15
red shirt 1
red shoe 4
red silk skirt 1
red snowcone 1
red velvet cake 10
red wagon 4
Red X Shield 1
red-and-green sweater 15
red-headed corpse 1
red-hot boilermaker 2
red-hot knucklebone 2
red-hot poker 1
redrum 2
reflection of a map 14
Regular Cloaca Cola 2
reinforced beaded headband 401
reinforced furry underpants 1
remaindered axe 1
remorseless knife 1
reodorant 10
repeating crossbow 1
Retenez L'Herbe Paté 2
returned Thinknerd package 1
rewinged stab bat 1
rhesus monkey 1
rhinestone cowboy shirt 2
rib of the Bonerdagon 1
rice bowl 19
ridiculous belt 1
ridiculous cocktail 11
ridiculously huge sword 176
ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon 21
right half of a heart necklace 1
right parenthesis 5
rigid carapace 70
ring of adornment 2
ring of aggravate monster 117
ring of cold resistance 2
ring of conflict 5
Ring of Fire 2
ring of fire resistance 3
ring of gain strength 6
ring of half-assed regeneration 1
ring of increase damage 3
Ring of the Sewer Snake 2
ring setting 11
roasted marshmallow 43
robin's egg 1
roboduck-on-a-string 2
robot grease 18
robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N. 10
robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T. 9
robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D. 9
robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R. 5
robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. 10
robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. 7
robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. 10
robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H. 1
robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N. 9
robotronic egg 371
rock 3
Rock and Roll Legend 27
Rock Pops 68
rockin' wagon 8
rocky raccoon 167
rogue swarmer 529
Rogue Windmill Rouge 2
roll in the hay 27
roll of Hob-Os 5
roll of toilet paper 811
rope with some soap on it 1
rotting barrel 29
rotting beefsteak 4
round blue bomb 7
round green sunglasses 29
round purple sunglasses 274
royal jelly 77
royal jelly taco 1
rubber axe 1
rubber band gun 9
rubber emo roe 2
rubber spider 17
rubber WWBD? bracelet 35
rubber WWJD? bracelet 29
rubber WWSPD? bracelet 36
rubber WWtNSD? bracelet 36
ruby W 52
rum and cola 9
rum barrel charrrm 32
rusty bonesaw 2
rusty chain necklace 31
rusty compass 3
rusty grave robbing shovel 82
rusty hedge trimmers 7
rusty metal ring 1
rusty metal shaft 3
rusty piece of rebar 23
rusty porthole 1
rusty speargun 7
S.A.V.E. flyer 1
S.T.L.T. 3
sabre teeth 116
sabre-toothed lime cub 2
Saccharine Maple pendant 1
sack lunch 119
Safari Jack's moustache 3
safarrri hat 18
safety vest 10
sake bomb 220
salacious crumbs 55
salamander slurry 6
salamander spleen 6
SalesCo sample kit 1
salinated mint julep 18
salty dog 64
salty slug 13
sand dollar 81
sandwich of the gods 19
sangria 11
Saturday Night Special 5
sauce of the ages 16
saucepan 309
sausage bomb 8
sausage pizza 1
sausage wonton 1
savoy truffle 30
sawblade fragment 252
sawblade shield 31
Scalp of Gorgolok 5
scented massage oil 8
Schrödinger's thermos 1,019
scintillating powder 1
scorpion whip 35
scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker 115
scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker 130
scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker 145
scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker 1
scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker 96
scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker 146
screwdriver 29
screwing pooch 19
scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil 10
scroll of drastic healing 437
scroll of pasta summoning 31
scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff 2
scroll of Puddingskin 2
scrumdiddlyumptious solution 3
scrumptious reagent 2,069
scrunchie tourniquet 1
sea avocado 6
sea broccoli 10
sea carrot 1
sea cauliflower 10
sea cucumber 4
sea honeydew 6
sea lychee 4
sea persimmon 11
sea radish 4
sea salt crystal 1
sea salt scrubs 2
sea tangelo 2
seal tooth 15
seal-blubber candle 22
seal-clubbing club 135
seal-skull helmet 85
seal-toothed rock 1
sealhide belt 1
sealhide buckler 1
sealhide cloak 1
sealhide gloves 1
sealhide hood 1
sealhide leggings 1
sealhide moccasins 1
sealhide snare 11
sealhide whip 1
seaode 7
seaweed 1
sebaceous shield 1
secret blend of herbs and spices 116
secret mummy herbs and spices 10
Senior Mints 1
sensitive poetry journal 13
Sensual Massage for Creeps 10
sequined fez 1
serpentine sword 11
serum of sarcasm 1
set of jacks 1
severed flipper 2
sewage-clogged pistol 7
sewer turtle 1
shadowy seal eye 6
sham champagne 5
shard of double-ice 57
shark cartilage 2
shark jumper 3
shark tooth 21
sheet cake 1
shimmering rainbow sand 2
shimmering tendrils 7
shingle 16
shining halo 1
shining star cap 2
shiny butcherknife 1
shiny hood ornament 5
shiny ring 96
shiny stones 70
shiny tribal beads 51
shirt kit 5
Shivering Chèvre 1
shock belt 2
shock collar 1
shocked shell 2
short calculator 17
short deposition 32
short writ of habeas corpus 14
short-handled mop 15
shot of blackberry schnapps 5
shot of flower schnapps 6
shot of grapefruit schnapps 7
shot of nepenthe schnapps 4
shot of orange schnapps 6
shot of peach schnapps 50
shot of pear schnapps 681
shot of rotgut 20
Shot of the Living Dead 1
shot of tomato schnapps 7
shredded hellseal hide 15
shrimp cocktail 19
shrinking powder 16
shuddersword 1
shuriken salad 8
Silver Bullet beer 23
silver cheese-slicer 1
silver cow skull 2
silver paté knife 3
silver salt-shaker 1
silver shrimp fork 1
silver tongue charrrm 19
simple ancient cursed key 1
sinewy crossbow string 1
Sinful Desires 2
single-serving herbal stuffing 2
sinister altar fragment 1
sinister-looking cat 2
six pack of Mountain Stream 29
six-rainbow shield 2
sizzling seal fat 1
sk8board 31
skate blade 4
skate board 1
skate skin 77
skelelton spine 25
skeleton 15
skeleton bone 615
skeleton key 191
skeleton key ring 2
skeletortoise 2
skewer 53
skewer-mounted razor blade 1
skewered cat appendix 1
skirt / kilt kit 6
skull of the Bonerdagon 9
Skullery Maid's Knee 5
slab of sponge 3
slap and tickle 91
sleaze nuggets 69
sleaze powder 11
sleaze wad 1
sleazy and sour sauce 1
sleazy bindle 6
sleazy fairy gravy 1
sleazy hi mein 1
sleep mask 3
sleeping snowy owl 1
sleeping stocking 16
sleeping wereturtle 2
slice of pizza 48
slick fish meat 12
slime convention swag bag 2
slime-covered lantern 1
slime-soaked brain 2
slime-soaked hypophysis 1
slime-soaked sweat gland 2
slimy alveolus 22
slimy chest 29
slimy fermented bile bladder 204
slimy sweetbreads 215
slip 'n' slide 35
slow jam collection 16
Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags 8
slug of rum 11
slug of shochu 4
slug of vodka 2
small box 79
small leather glove 1
small slimy cyst 6
Smart Bone Dust 2
smart skull 409
smelted roe 11
smirking shrunken head 8
smoking grass 991
smoking talon 1
smoky potion 101
SMOOCH soda 193
smut orc sunglasses 9
snailmail bits 2
snailmail breeches 1
snailmail coif 2
snailmail hauberk 1
snake 13
snake shield 11
snapdragon pistil 14
snarling wolf shield 11
Sneaky Pete's breath spray 15
Sneaky Pete's key lime 2
Sneaky Pete's key lime pie 1
snifter of thoroughly aged brandy 122
snorkel 4
snow belly 1
snow berries 62
snow hat 1
snow pants 1
Snow Queen Crown 5
snowboarder pants 17
snowstick 5
soap knife 1
sock garters 2
soda water 170
soft green echo eyedrop antidote 301
soggy used band-aid 2
soggy wofl t-shirt 2
solid baconstone earring 1
solid baconstone necklace 1
solid baconstone ring 2
solid gold bowling ball 105
solid gold pegleg 22
sommelier's towel 2
sonar-in-a-biscuit 1
sorority brain 8
souvenir ski t-shirt 5
soy cordial 1
soylent staff 1
Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts 3
Space Tourist Phaser 3
Space Tours Tripple 10
spade necklace 25
spaghetti con calaveras 25
spaghetti cult mask 19
spaghetti cult rosary 22
spaghetti with Skullheads 6
Spam Witch sammich 447
spandex anniversary shorts 1
spangly mariachi pants 25
spangly mariachi vest 16
spangly sombrero 34
spangly unitard 52
spare neck bolts 1
spark plug earring 5
sparking robo-battery 16
sparkler 1
special sauce glove 1
specialty ammo bandolier 1
spectral jelly 1
spectre scepter 124
SPF 451 lip balm 30
spices 237
spicy jerky stick 1
spicy mushroom quesadilla 1
spicy noodles 1
spider web 160
spidercow eye-cluster 3
spiked femur 106
spiky turtle helmet 2
Spirit Precipice 1
sponge cake 11
sponge helmet 1
spongy shield 2
spooky alphabet block 2
spooky and sour sauce 1
spooky bark 48
spooky bicycle chain 2
spooky bindle 16
spooky cosmetics bag 2
spooky eggnog 1
spooky eyeliner 8
spooky hi mein 1
spooky hockey mask 2
spooky mushroom 232
spooky mushroom wine 1
spooky nuggets 122
spooky powder 105
spooky sap 52
spooky scarecrow 1
spooky shroomkabob 1
spooky shrunken head 91
spooky sound effects record 2
spooky staff 2
spooky stick 118
Spooky Surprise Egg 7
spooky toy wheel 1
spooky wad 1
Spooky-Gro fertilizer 17
Spookyraven signet 1
spork 4
spray paint 31
spring 96
sprocket 122
square CRIMBCOOKIE 5
square sponge pants 3
squashed frog 2
Squat-Thrust Magazine 5
squeaky staff 1
squirming egg sac 8
Stabonic scroll 1
Staff of the Black Kettle 1
Staff of the Greasefire 1
Staff of the Midnight Snack 1
Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern 1
Staff of the Short Order Cook 1
Staff of the Soupbone 1
Staff of the Teapot Tempest 1
Staff of the Walk-In Freezer 1
stained mattress 11
stainless steel shillelagh 2
stainless steel skullcap 1
stainless steel slacks 1
stainless steel solitaire 1
stainless steel suspenders 1
stale baguette 22
stalk of asparagus 55
star 1,372
star boomerang 1
star buckler 3
star chart 134
star crossbow 15
star hat 22
star key lime 2
star key lime pie 1
star pants 1
star shirt 2
star spatula 1
star staff 2
star starfish 1
star stiletto 1
star sword 5
star throwing star 18
Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1) 5
Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3) 7
Steam Card: Space Trip (#1) 5
steampunk potion 9
steamy ruby 3
Stemonitis Staticus mushroom 1
stench and sour sauce 8
stench nuggets 81
stench powder 15
stench wad 1
stick 2
stick of "gum" 1
stick of dynamite 89
stick-on eyebrow piercing 1
sticky gloves 9
sticky meat kilt 1
sticky meat pants 2
stinkin' bindle 10
stinking agaricus 1
stinky hi mein 1
stinky mushroom 4
stinky mushroom wine 1
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stolen necklace 7
stolen office supplies 13
stolen sushi 16
stone banjo 2
stone baseball cap 5
stone frisbee 11
stone of eXtreme power 80
stone wool 19
straw hat 2
strawberry 340
strawberry daiquiri 28
strawberry pie 1
strawberry wine 6
strawberyl 37
strawberyl necklace 1
stray chihuahua 6
stress ball 4
string of blue beads 9
string of Crimbo lights 1
string of dingle balls 5
string of green beads 6
string of moist beads 1
string of red beads 9
stringy sinew 3
strongness elixir 72
stuffed alien blob 1
stuffed angry cow 179
stuffed astral badger 205
stuffed baby gravy fairy 202
stuffed Baron von Ratsworth 35
stuffed Cheshire bitten 205
stuffed cocoabo 139
stuffed crazy bastard sword 1
stuffed doppelshifter 2
stuffed flaming gravy fairy 199
stuffed frozen gravy fairy 205
stuffed gray blob 2
stuffed hand turkey 197
stuffed Hodgman 5
stuffed key 59
stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech 218
stuffed martini 1
stuffed Meat 43
stuffed mind flayer 218
stuffed mink 28
stuffed monocle 31
stuffed red and green pepper (stale) 28
stuffed sabre-toothed lime 1
stuffed scary death orb 216
stuffed shoulder parrot 100
stuffed sleazy gravy fairy 219
stuffed snowy owl 179
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