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Display Case for cubeof11 (#1240277)
This player is ranked #125 for Most Total Items with a total of 1,867,513 items.
This player is ranked #166 for Most Unique Items with a total of 3,854 items.

This player is a member of the clan Shining Path.

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cubeof11 (#1240277)
This player has 3,854 unique items and 1,867,513 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"caramel" orange 6
"DRINK ME" potion 1
"honey" dipper 2
"KICK ME" sign 369
"meat" stick 3,339
"Remember the Trees" Shirt 106
Überraschthexengebräu 5
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 17
1,970 carat gold 745
1-ball 4
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 45
1952 Mickey Mantle card 296
2-ball 3
3-ball 4
33398 scroll 105
37x37x37 puzzle cube 897
4-ball 3
4-d camera 3
4-dimensional fez 2
4-dimensional guitar 28
5-ball 2
5-hour acrimony 565
6-ball 1
7-ball 2
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 19
8-ball 3
8-billed baseball cap 4
8-bit banana 77
a butt tuba 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 1
a little sump'm sump'm 4
A muse-bouche 1
abominable blubber 2
abominable snowcone 4
abstraction: action 1,202
abstraction: category 294
abstraction: certainty 11
abstraction: joy 13
abstraction: motion 10
abstraction: perception 269
abstraction: purpose 245
abstraction: sensation 1,123
abstraction: thought 1,106
accidental cider 1
accord ion 218
accordion file 75
Accordion of Jordion 944
accordionoid rocca 28
acid-squirting flower 15
acoustic guitarrr 16
actual reality goggles 289
actual tapas 1
adder bladder 1
Afternoon Delight 111
Agent Corrigan's cigarette 4
Agitated Turkey 1
agnolotti arboli 3
agua de vida 84
airblaster gun 514
airborne mutagen 274
Alewife™ Ale 64
Alice's Army Alchemist 26
Alice's Army Bowman 36
Alice's Army Cleric 47
Alice's Army Coward 45
Alice's Army Dervish 19
Alice's Army Foil Bowman 1
Alice's Army Foil Cleric 1
Alice's Army Foil Coward 1
Alice's Army Foil Guard 1
Alice's Army Foil Halberder 1
Alice's Army Foil Horseman 2
Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber 2
Alice's Army Foil Ninja 3
Alice's Army Foil Page 2
Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden 1
Alice's Army Foil Spearsman 3
Alice's Army Foil Swordsman 1
Alice's Army Foil Wallman 1
Alice's Army Guard 28
Alice's Army Halberder 29
Alice's Army Hammerman 56
Alice's Army Horseman 56
Alice's Army Lanceman 49
Alice's Army Mad Bomber 56
Alice's Army Martyr 14
Alice's Army Ninja 51
Alice's Army Nurse 90
Alice's Army Page 38
Alice's Army Shieldmaiden 39
Alice's Army Sniper 15
Alice's Army Spearsman 40
Alice's Army Swordsman 37
Alice's Army Wallman 21
alien animal goo 54
alien autoautopsy kit 2
alien drugs 18
alien force field disruptor bean 2
alien gemstone 64
alien hologram projector 4
alien meat 145
alien plant fibers 1
alien plant goo 50
alien protein powder 1
alien source code printout 5
alien source code printout (used) 1
all-purpose cleaner 16
alphabet gum 3
amber aviator shades 2
Ambitious Turkey 18
ammonite fossil 4
Amnesiac Ale 3
amok pudding 24
amok putter 15
amulet of extreme plot significance 27
Amulet of Yendor 1
ancient frozen dinner 1
ancient hot dog wrapper 1
ancient Magi-Wipes 1
ancient medicinal herbs 1,406
ancient oil painting of yourself 18
ancient pills 1
Ancient Protector Soda 78
ancient stone fist 18
ancient stone head 6
ancient turtle shell helmet 1
anemone nematocyst 5
anemone sauce 10
Angry Farmer candy 1,000
angst burger 1,115
anise-flavored venom 1
Ankh of Badahnkadh 1
annoying pitchfork 2
ant agonist 18
ant pick 1
ant sickle 1
anticheese 449
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 1
antique Canadian lantern 2
antique greaves 7
antique hand mirror 27
antique helmet 77
antique pair of blue jeans 1
antique record album 2
antique shield 86
antique souvenir drawing 1
antique spear 67
aquamariner's necklace 1
aquamariner's ring 1
armgun 11
armored prawn 2
arrowgram 1,200
arrrgyle socks 15
artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice 1
artisanal homebrew sampler 1
artisanal limoncello 1
Artist's Butterknife of Regret 2
Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness 1
Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury 8
Artist's Spatula of Despair 3
Artist's Whisk of Misery 4
asbestos crossbow 1
asbestos crossbow string 6
asbestos ore 9
asbestos stick 3
asbestos sword 4
asbestos sword hilt 5
asbestos thermos 1
ASCII fu manchu 1
ASCII shirt 6
Asleep in the Cemetery 9
asparagus knife 6
assassin's cheese knife 1
astral mushroom 6
Atomic Comic 1
attorney's badge 5
augmented El Vibrato drone 1
augmented-reality shades 1
Aura Libre 4
autocalliope 73
auxiliary backbone 1
awful poetry journal 106
Ax of L'rose 1
Aye Aye 3
Aye Aye, Captain 3
Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth 1
bätzle 2
baby killer bee 245
backwoods screwdriver 1
BACON 1,600
bacon bath ball 2
bad rum and good cola 1
badge of authority 8
bag of airline peanuts 1
bag of bones 3
bag of Cheat-Os 130
bag of GORF 2
bag of GORP 2
bag of gross foreign snacks 1
bag of lard 1
bag of park garbage 7
bag of QWOP 1,323
bag of random words 81
bag of W&Ws 8
bagged stuffed "L" 1
baggie of powdered sugar 227
baggie of regular-sized tardigrades 6
Bal-musette accordion 2
ball 304
balloon monkey 1
balloon sword 1
ballroom blintz 1
baloney rotgut 2
bamboo bokuto 3
banana daiquiri 1
banana peel 4
bananagate 21
Banfoy's Boutique Order Form 1
Bangyomaman battle juice 1
banjo kazoo mount 1
bar skin 30
bar whip 1
barbed-wire fence 10
bargain flash powder 5
baritone accordion 69
barrel-aged martini 3
barrrnacle 20
barskin hat 1
Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler 35
Barulio's bottle 1
basaltamander tongue 35
baseball 5
basic martini 1
basic meat sword 6
bat guano 48
bat wing 32
bat wing stir-fry 1
batarang 1
batblade 3
batgut 52
bath ball gift set 1
battered Crimbo Crate 1
battered hubcap 22
battery-powered drill 184
Battlie Light Saver 2
bazookafish bubble gum 25
Beach Buck 200
beach glass bead 16
bear claw 242
beastly paste 5,831
beefy fish meat 30
beer basted brat 2
beer bomb 152
beer bong 54
beer helmet 109
beer lens 1,364
beer-battered accordion 209
beer-scented teddy bear 6
beer-soaked mop 9
beery blood 3,500
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 1
begpwnia 1
beholed bedsheet 8
Beignet Milgranet 1
bejeweled cufflinks 11
bejeweled pledge pin 110
belemnite fossil 5
bellhop's hat 444
Ben-Gal™ Balm 1
Benetton's Medley of Diversity 2
bent scrap metal 5
berry-infused sake 1
Better Than Cuddling Cake 1
Bettie page 1
bezoar ring 1
BGE pocket calendar 1
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 6
big bad voodoo mask 1
big bass drum 18
big boom 1
big bundle of chamoix 1
big glob of skin 1
Big Punk 68
big red clown nose 36
big rock 2
bilge wine 2
bindlestocking 3
bird rib 12
birdbone corset 4
Bit O' Quail Spleen 1
bit-o-cactus 5
bite-me-red lipstick 160
bitter pill 1
Bjorn's Hammer 2
black & tan 2
black blade 1
Black Body™ spray 106
black candy heart 1
black cloak 1
black facepaint 1
black friar's tonsure 1
black greaves 1
black helmet 1
Black Hole 4
black kettle drum 3
black label 1
Black No. 2 1
black paisley oyster egg 3
black pension check 3
black pepper 1
black picnic basket 9
black pixel 36
black plastic oyster egg 26
black polka-dot oyster egg 1
black shield 2
black snake skin 1
black snowcone 1
black spot 1
black striped oyster egg 2
black sword 3
black tear 61
black-and-blue light 1
blackberry 8
blackberry combat boots 1
blackberry galoshes 1
blackberry polite 121
blank diary 1
blank prescription sheet 6
blended frozen swill 1
blind-packed capsule toy 39
Blizzards I Have Died In 3
blob of acid 201
blob of Alphredo™ 8
blob of wood glue 1
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 7
blood and blood 1
blood flower 1
Blood Light 33
blood of the Wereseal 2
blood-red mushroom wine 2
bloodstain stick 1
bloody clown pants 25
Bloody Nora 1
blue grass 81
blue oyster badge 1
blue paisley oyster egg 1
blue pixel 28
blue plastic oyster egg 34
blue polka-dot oyster egg 1
blue potion 15
blue snowcone 11
blue striped oyster egg 1
blue-frosted astral cupcake 20
body spradium 1
Bohemian rhapsody 1
bone bandoneon 57
bone bons 73
bone chips 30
bone flute 1
Bone's Farm "wine" 5
Bonestabber 2
booby trap 4
book of matches 1
BOOterfinger 66
booty chest charrrm 1
Boozehounds Anonymous token 34
Bordeaux Marteaux 2
boring spaghetti 1
Boris's key lime pie 3
borrowed time 6
bottle of alcohol 2
bottle of Amontillado 4
bottle of antifreeze 17
bottle of black cat tonic 1
bottle of bubbles 90
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 8
bottle of Definit 1
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 2
bottle of drinkin' gas 16
bottle of Evermore 1
bottle of fire 1
bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA 1
bottle of fruity "wine" 2
bottle of gin 51
bottle of goofballs 1
bottle of Greedy Dog 2
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 1
bottle of Lambada Lambic 3
bottle of laundry sherry 5
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 1
bottle of lighter fluid 21
bottle of Mystic Shell 25
bottle of norwhiskey 7,166
bottle of Old Pugilist 2
bottle of Ooze-O 7
bottle of Pete's Sake 6
bottle of Pinot Renoir 2
bottle of Professor Beer 2
bottle of Race Car Red 2
bottle of realpagne 5
bottle of Red-Out 2
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 3
bottle of rum 123
bottle of sake 26
bottle of sewage schnapps 1,419
bottle of tequila 233
bottle of ultravitamins 1
bottle of vodka 140
bottle of whiskey 278
bottle of wine 19
bottle opener belt buckle 64
bottled day 1
bottled inspiration 33
bottled swamp gas 1
boulder 7
Boulevardier cocktail 1
bounty-hunting helmet 1
bounty-hunting pants 1
bounty-hunting rifle 1
bouquet of circular saw blades 1
bowl of cottage cheese 177
bowl of eyeballs 2
bowl of Jeal-O 268
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bowl of maggots 2
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bowl of mummy guts 2
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bowl of rye sprouts 1
Bowl of Scorpions 2
bowling ball 2
box 33
box of Dweebs 5
box of sunshine 29
boxed champagne 3
boxed wine 14
Boxing Day Pass 62
boxing glove 1
brain preservation fluid 1
BRAINS shorts 40
Bram's choker 4
brand new key 1
brass dorsal fin 2
brass gear 10
breaded beer 1
Breakfast Blast wine cooler 1
breakfast miracle 2
breath mint 1
brick 1
BRICKO brick 200
BRICKO eye brick 1
BRICKO hat 1
BRICKO pants 1
BRICKO stud 3
BRICKO sword 1
briefcase 7
brigand brittle 1
Bright Water 15
brilliant oyster egg 3
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 94
brine 27
broberry brogurt 1
brocolate brogurt 5
broken BRICKO brick 59
broken El Vibrato drone 1
broken high-temperature mining drill 83
broken skull 7
broken sword 75
bronze polish 1
bronzed locust 2
brown felt tophat 3
brown paper bag mask 1
brown paper pants 1
brown pixel 1
brown sugar cane 1
browser cookie 1
Bruno's blessing of Mars 72
BUBBLE GUM 179
bubble-wrap simulator 36
bubblegum heart 2,031
bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban 1
bubblewrap ore 1
bubblewrap sword 3
bubblin' chemistry solution 8
bubblin' crude 71
bubbly potion 44
bucket of fish juice 2
bucket of honey 55
bucket of wine 4
buckyball 304
buffalo blade 2
bugbear beanie 1
bugbear bungguard 1
bugbear purification pill 11
Bugbearclaw Donut 4
Bulky Buddy Box 3
bull blubber 1
bullet-proof corduroys 46
bum cheek 68
bunch of square grapes 21
bunny liver 15,416
buoybottoms 8
BURT 6,000
Burt's blessing of Bacchus 71
Bustle Hustler 5
butterfly knife 1
Buttery Knob 3
button rouge 2
buzzard feather 30
buzzing mushroom wine 3
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 1
C.H.U.M. chum 1,312
C.H.U.M. knife 61
C.H.U.M. lantern 24
cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 2
cabooze 5
cactus fruit 3
caipifruta 3
Caipiranha 1
Cajun accordion 3
calavera concertina 11
calle de miel 1
calle de miel with a fly in it 1
Camp Scout pup tent 2,412
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can of Binarrrca 7
can of CRIMBCOLA 4
can of drain cleaner 65
can of Drooling Monk 3
can of Impetuous Scofflaw 1
can of Red Minotaur 20
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can of sterno 3
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can-can-in-a-can 2
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candied pecan 4
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Candy Alexander 1
candy cane 1
candy carrot 2
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candy chalk 1
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candy knuckles 3
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cane-mail shirt 1
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cap gun 350
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captured boozles 1
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carbonated soy milk 26
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cardboard katana 2
cardboard ore 4
cardboard sword 2
caret 27
carob brownies 1
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carrot claret 2
carrot nose 383
carrot-on-a-stick 1
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carton of rotten eggs 2
carton of snake milk 2
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cast 4
cat appendix 9
catfish whiskers 2
catgut 28
Celsius 233 (singed) 1
Cement Mixer 1
cement sandals 1
censored can label 1
centipede eggs 1
chainsaw chain 2
Chakra Libre 2
chakra sludge 2
chaos butterfly 161
charisma potion 63
Charity's choker 6
cheap cigar butt 34
cheap clip-on ninja tie 1
cheap elven gloves 5
cheap plastic blowgun 2
cheap toaster 1
Cheer-Up soda 2
chef's hat 39
chef-in-the-box 1
cherry 3
Cherry Cloaca Cola 2
Cherrytastrophe wine cooler 4
chewable paper 353
chewing gum on a string 1
chicle de salchicha 73
child-sized dracula cloak 120
Chinese curse words 1
chintzy accordion pin 21
chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli 6
chlorine crystal 6
chloroform rag 23
choco-Crimbot 1
chocolate bath ball 1
chocolate cigar 1
chocolate filthy lucre 1
chocolate Ogre Chieftain 1
chocolate rabbit's foot 1
chocolate stolen accordion 43
chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses 1
chocolate-stained collar 1
chocomotive 6
chocotini 4
chopsticks 2,623
Chorale of Companionship 2
chorizo taco 11
chrome crossbow string 5
chrome ore 70
chrome stick 7
chrome sword 10
chrome sword hilt 6
chunk of depleted Grimacite 17
chunk of rock salt 233
Churchill 1
Cinco Mayo Lager 2
circular CRIMBCOOKIE 2
Citrus Crush wine cooler 5
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Cloaca-Cola 6
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 2
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clockwork detective skull 1
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clockwork key 2
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cloning kit 37
clove-flavored lip balm 1
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clown skin 20
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clumsiness bark 3
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coal snakeskin 161
Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau 1
cocktail napkin 3
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cocoa eggshell fragment 223
coffin lid 2
cog 30
Coinspiracy 7,000
cold hi mein 28
Cold Hots candy 90,000
cold mashed potatoes 1,246
cold ninja mask 2,657
cold wad 1
cold water bottle 2
cold-filtered water 971
collapsible baton 7
collection of tiny spooky objects 4
cologne of contempt 117
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 51
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 2
colorful toad 2
comb jelly 12
comfy coffin 6
commemorative war stein 67
communications windchimes 3
complex mushroom wine 2
compressed air canister 1
compression stocking 1
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concentrated magicalness pill 16
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confiscated comic book 668
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Connery's Elixir of Audacity 104
contract enforcement stick 253
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Cookbook of the Damned 2
cookie cookie 2
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Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 1
Corpse Island iced tea 60
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corpsedriver 59
corpsetini 58
corrupted data 87
corrupted marrow 74
cosmetic football 1
Cosmic Calorie 35,000
costume rental shop 2
costume sword 7
cotton candy bale 44
cow poker 152
crêepy mask 3
Cracklin' Oat Bran 3
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cranberry cordial 2
cranberry schnapps 1
crappy brain 2
crayon shavings 9,650
crazy hobo notebook 1
crazy little Turkish delight 69
Crazymaker 3
cream of pointy mushroom soup 2
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creamsicle 8
creepy doll head 1
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creepy voodoo doll 1
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CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) 1
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CRIMBCO mug 3
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CRIMBCO wine 3
CRIMBCOIDS mints 3
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Crimbo candied pecan 501
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Crimbo fudge 501
Crimbo peppermint bark 501
Crimbo pie 1
Crimbomination Contraption 1
Crimbot battery 1
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Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) 1
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Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) 1
Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency 1
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Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher 4
Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw 1
Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter 2
Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder 3
Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer 1
Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun 1
Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs 4
Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads 7
Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs 9
Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite 5
Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise 7
Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis 4
Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder 1
Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module 1
Crimbot schematic: Power Arm 8
Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler 1
Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head 1
Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator 1
Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker 4
Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun 11
Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet 3
Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis 9
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Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) 1
Crimbuccaneer tricorn 1
Crimbuck 7
croquet hedgehog 1
crowbar 5
crowbarrr 10
Crown of the Goblin King 1
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crude crudités 1
crudles 2
crystal skeleton vodka 3
crystal skull 1
crystalline seal eye 1
crystallized memory 1
CSA all-purpose soap 1,508
CSA bravery badge 1,750
CSA cheerfulness ration 1
CSA discount card 2
CSA fire-starting kit 1
CSA obedience grenade 2
CSA scoutmaster's "water" 1
cube of ectoplasm 1
cubic zirconia 2,036
cuddly teddy bear 238
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cup of primitive beer 1
cupcake-in-a-cup 1
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cuppa Boo tea 138
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cuppa Cruel tea 123
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cuppa Feroci tea 128
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cuppa Gill tea 143
cuppa Impregnabili tea 141
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cuppa Irritabili tea 103
cuppa Loyal tea 147
cuppa Mana tea 117
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cuppa Monstrosi tea 134
cuppa Morbidi tea 114
cuppa Nas tea 128
cuppa Net tea 128
cuppa Neuroplastici tea 131
cuppa Obscuri tea 115
cuppa Physicali tea 156
cuppa Proprie tea 127
cuppa Royal tea 125
cuppa Serendipi tea 134
cuppa Sobrie tea 125
cuppa Toast tea 128
cuppa Twen tea 132
cuppa Uncertain tea 133
cuppa Vitali tea 132
cuppa Voraci tea 110
cuppa Wit tea 129
cuppa Yet tea 148
curmudgel 5
cursed dirty joke scroll 1
Cursed Punch 5
cursed scrunchie 37
custard pie 4
cyber-mattock 1
cyborg stompin' boot 1
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cylindrical mold 2
D roll 96
Daffy Taffy 90,000
daisy 2
damp bar rag 1
dance card 6
dancing fan 1
dangerous jerkcicle 1
Danglin' Chad's loincloth 1
Dark & Starry 2
dark porquoise ring 1
dark potion 1
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deactivated putty buddy 1
dead guy's piece of double-sided tape 2
dead guy's watch 1
dead meat bun 1
deadfall branch 60
debonair deboner 2
decanter of fine Scotch 5
decaying goldfish liver 328
decent brain 1
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Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe 992
deep six-shooter 12
defective Game Grid token 1
defective skull 1
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delicious candy 518
delicious noodles 1
delicious salad 11
delicious shimmering moth 5
delicious spicy noodles 1
delicious star salad 2
delicious swamp muck 3
deluxe fax machine 1
deluxe layer cake 1
demon skin 1
demonic surgical gloves 1
denim jacket 2
Dennis's blessing of Minerva 72
dense meat stack 2,741
dense meat sword 9
dented harmonica 14
deodorant 128
depantsing bomb 22
depleted Crimbonium football helmet 1
depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick 1
desiccated apricot 1
designer handbag 25
dethklok 2
devil hair pasta 1
devil-summoning hat 110
deviled egg 618
devilish folio 20
dew yoana lei 6
dew yoana salacious lei 3
diamond necklace 16
diamond-studded cane 3
diamondback skin 326
Dickory Farms Gift Basket 1
didgeridooka 29
digital key lime pie 1
digital underground potion 24
dilapidated wizard hat 1
dill 83
diluted makeup 84
dire fudgesicle 1
dirt julep 2
dirty hobo gloves 354
dirty rigging rope 1
disassembled clover 1
disbelief suspenders 2
discarded swimming trunks 12
Disco Banjo 2
disease 33
disembodied brain 112
disintegrating quill pen 9
disintegrating sheet music 26
disintegrating spiky collar 9
displaced fish 7
disposable instant camera 852
disposable lighter 2
distilled fortified wine 3
distressed denim pants 108
disturbing fanfic 125
Divine 6
divine blowout 1
divine can of silly string 1
divine cracker 1
divine noisemaker 1
diving muff 2
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 7
Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm 1
Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum 1
dog ointment 78
Dogsgotnonoz pills 1
dollar-sign bag 18
Dolphin King's crown 1
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donated candy 12
donated food 16
donkey flipbook 3
dope gangsta bling-bling 3
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Double Bacon Beelzeburger 77
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drum of pomade 37
drum of tommy ammo 2
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Drunken Neurologist 3
Drunken Philosopher 2
dry cleaning receipt 626
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dry noodles 1
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duct tape 3,250
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dull fish scale 48
Dump Truck 4
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dungeoneer's dungarees 4
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dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 124
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dusty bottle of Zinfandel 132
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Earth and Firewater 4
Earth, Wind and Firewater 4
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El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) 19
El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) 2
El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) 4
El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) 5
El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) 6
El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) 34
El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) 6
El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) 42
El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) 5
eldritch alignment spray 37
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eldritch dough 2
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Elizabeth's paintbrush 79
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En Una Fila Tequila 2
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Engorged Sausages and You 8
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felt 25
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots 20
ferret bait 21
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fetid feather 399
Fettris 6
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Feynman gate 4
Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy 1
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filet of The Fish 1
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filthy child leash 1
filthy corduroys 12
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fire 1
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fire poi 32
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firemilk 268
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fishy wand 2
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fizzy potion 59
Flamin' Whatshisname 4
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Frat Army FGF 50
frat brats 5
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Freddie's blessing of Mercury 84
Freddy Kruegerand 9,000
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frigid hankyū 16
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frozen nunchaku 44
frozen shampoo-conditioner 1,642
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Fudge Fiber Armor Plating 2
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fudgecule 33,653
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fumble formula 145
FunFunds™ 10,000
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Ghost Dog Chow 136
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gingerbread mug 350
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glass of bourbon 6
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Glo-Pop 1
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glob of enchanted icing 68
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glob of salty molasses 37
glob of spoiled mayo 490
gloomy mushroom wine 5
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glow-in-the-dark necklace 349
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glowing fungus 1
glowing New Age crystal 27
glowing red eye 1
glowing spore pod 1
glowing syringe 132
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gnatwing 11
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gnocchetti di Nietzsche 5
gnoll lips 10
gnoll teeth 14
gnoll-tooth necklace 4
Gnollish Crossdress 1
Gnollish flyswatter 11
Gnollish pie server 11
Gnollish plunger 7
Gnollish sangria 1
Gnollish slotted spoon 3
Gnollish toolbox 55
Gnomish sagngria 1
go-go potion 1,509
Go-Wassail 342
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goat cheese 151
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goat cheese taco 1
goatskin umbrella 1
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goblin autoblowgun 1
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goblin water 73
gold crown 10
gold lamé pants 1
gold nuggets 49
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Gold Velvet™ whiskey 83
Golden Mean 3
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Good 'n' Quiet 2
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good brain 2
Goodfella contract 382
gooey lava globs 248
googly eye 18
Gordon Bennett 8
GOTO 482
gourmet gourami oil 1
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government-issue identification badge 8
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graveyard snowglobe 4
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great old fashioned 1
Great Older Fashioned 4
Greek fire 4,683
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Green Giant 2
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Green Manalishi 2
Green Muslin 3
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green pixel 8
green smoke bomb 6
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Green Velvet 2
green-frosted astral cupcake 12
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gremlin mutagen 122
grey cube 76
Grey Guanon 39
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grimy lab coat 1
grisly shell fragment 58
grizzled bearskin 301
grody jug 1,516
Groll doll 346
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guancertina 915
guard turtle collar 1
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Gummi-Gnauga 1
Gummy Brains 1
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gun parts 352
gunky chicken 1
gunner's daughter 1
gunpowder burrito 3,000
gym membership card 2
gyroscope 303
hacked gibson 1
haggis socks 462
haggis-infused soap 889
haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis 562
hair of the fish 2
hair spray 4
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half-digested coal 127
half-orchid 4
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half-sized guitar 7
halibut 5
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hamburger 36
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hammerus 3
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Hand that Rocks the Ladle 1
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handful of sawdust 15
handful of Smithereens 6,930
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handsomeness potion 14
handyman "hand soap" 3
happiness 4
Happy Birthday, Claude! cake 1
hare brush 26
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Haunted Sorority House staff guide 45
hawk 15
hawkface potion 163
Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance 98
Haymaker 2
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heat-resistant necktie 1
heat-resistant sheet metal 6,735
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heavy D 137
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heavy-duty clipboard 166
Hell broth 5
hell in a bucket 1
Hell ramen 3
Hellfire Spicy Beans 23
hellion cube 235
hellseal claw 2
hellseal whisker 2
helm of the white knight 1
hemp string 57
henna face paint 4
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herbs 19
hermit factoid 49
Herring Daiquiri 2
Herring Wallbanger 2
herringcello 14
Herringtini 5
Hersey™ SMOOCH 71
hi-octane carrot juice 30
hideous egg 24
high-energy mining laser 20
high-pressure seltzer bottle 23
high-resistance ultrapolymer plating 3
high-temperature mining mask 37
hill of beans 748
Hippy Army MPE 16
hippy medical kit 15
hippy protest button 23
hipster cocktail 3
Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) 1
hobo nickel 4,000
Hodgman's blanket 6
Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top 4
Hodgman's varcolac paw 1
holiday cheese log 2
holistic headache remedy 2
home robotics kit 521
honey-dew 4
honey-dipped locust 2
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hors d'oeuvre tray 3
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hot wad 1
hot wing 1
hotel minibar key 1,608
Hotwire™ brand candy rope 1
How to Hold a Grudge 1
How to Play Othello 11
How to Tolerate Jerks 1
huge bowl of candy 33
huge Crimbo cookie 3
huge gold coin 30
huge mosquito proboscis 2
huge spoon 3
Humanitini 3
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Hundred Headed IPA 12
hunk of granite 118
hushed puppy 2
hustler shades 1
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ice harvest 4,638
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Ice Island Long Tea 3
ice porter 1,580
ice rice 7
ice wine 2
Ice-Cold Beer Ring 2
Ice-Cold Beerring 1
ice-cold Cloaca Zero 484
ice-cold fotie 38
ice-cold Sir Schlitz 82
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ice-cold Willer 67
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iGoogly 11
Iiti Kitty Gumdrop 1
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immense cyborg hand 6
imp air 6
Imp Ale 1
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incredible pizza 6
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infernal insoles 2
inflatable duck 4
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Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) 1
ink bladder 25
inkwell 9
inky squid sauce 14
insanely spicy bean burrito 44
insanely spicy jumping bean burrito 453
intact anemone spike 31
interesting-looking twig 3
Interview With You (a Vampire) 17
intriguing puzzle box 2
invisibility cream 2
invisible bag 10
invisible potion 72
ion grid 2
irate sombrero 23
Irish Coffee, English Heart 1
iron pasta spoon 6
iron torso box 1
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ironic mint 80
ironic oversized sunglasses 5
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jagged tooth 51
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jamfish jam 40
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jangly spurs 3
janitor's mop 1
jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade 98
jar of fermented pickle juice 9
jar of frostigkraut 9
jar of squeeze 10
jar of swamp honey 1,551
Jarlsberg's key lime pie 4
jaunty feather 1
java cookie 4
jawbruiser 28
Jawmaster 2000™ 1
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Jefferson wings 1
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Jerks' Health™ Magazine 13
jerky coins 326
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Jumbo Dr. Lucifer 80
jumbo olive 8
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jumping bean taco 1
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Jungle Juice 3
junk yard 2
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karma shawarma 1
Kashmir sweater 1
keg shield 77
Kentucky-fried meat sword 9
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khaki duffel bag 87
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killing feather 47
killing jar 1
Kissin' Cousins 1
kiwi 1
kiwi beak 13
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Knob Goblin melon baller 12
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Knob Goblin visor 606
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kobold kibble 692
Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil 25
Kokomo Resort Chip 777
Kokomo Resort Order Pad 153
Kokomo Resort Pass 1,770
KoL Con 13 T-shirt 58
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Kudzu slaw 90
kumquartz 14
kumquat 26
La Fantasma y La Oscuridad 28
lab-grown meat 7
labrador cookie 1
large box 3,142
large tankard of ale 4
Lars the Cyberian 1
laser-broiled pear 15
lava-proof pants 82
lavawater 9
lavender candy heart 4
lavender paisley oyster egg 2
lavender plastic oyster egg 17
lavender polka-dot oyster egg 1
lavender striped oyster egg 1
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lemon 59
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lemonhead caviar 30
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length of old fuse 400
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leotarrrd 13
lesser grodulated violet 1
Let Me Be! 5
Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil 1
lewd playing card 1
Li'l Businessman Kit 10
libation of liveliness 28
libertagliatelle 2
library card 1
licorice garrote 3
licorice root 43
licorice snake 1
licorice whip 1
lihc eye 17
lihc face 9
lime 3
lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum 30
limp broccoli 515
line 418
linguini immondizia bianco 7
linguini of the sea 4
linoleum crossbow string 5
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lint 153
lion musk 266
lion oil 14
liquid ice 80
liquid shifting time weirdness 9
literal grasshopper 3
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little piece of steel 11
little red .epub file 3
little red jam 104
little round pebble 2
live nautical mine 39
live wire 1
liver popsicle 1
llama lama gong 7
loaf of soda bread 1
Lockenstock™ sandals 26
Locust 1
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Lollipop Drop 5
lollipop stick 208
LOLmec statuette 4
London frog 2
long pork 3
long pork chop sandwiches 3
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Lord of the Flies-sized fries 91
los chinos 1
lost key 3
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lotion of hotness 1
lotion of sleaziness 1
lotion of spookiness 1
LOV Elixir #9 373
love song of naughty innuendo 24
love song of smoldering passion 1
love song of sugary cuteness 1
lovecat tail 1
low-budget shield 3
lowercase a 2
lowercase N 89
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lucky cat's paw 3
lucky rabbit's foot 1
Lucky Surprise Egg 2
lumbering jack 1
Lumineux Limnio 2
lump of Brituminous coal 6,927
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lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter 2
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lunar isotope 40,000
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lynyrd skinner toothblack 2
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M-242 1
Mace of the Tortoise 2
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Mad Train wine 293
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McMillicancuddy's Special Lager 17
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Meat Tenderizer is Murder 1
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Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler 5
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Mr. Haggis 277
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Mr. Mediocrebar 90,000
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PB&J with the crusts cut off 2
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pie man was not meant to eat 4
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Pine-Fresh air freshener 7
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pink slime 95
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pretty flower 97,000
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Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket 3
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R'lyeh 1
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Rad Lib 12,199
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Ralph IX cognac 2
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Ram's Face Lager 116
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robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R. 4
robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. 4
robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. 4
robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. 5
robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H. 5
robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N. 4
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Senior Mints 90,000
Sensual Massage for Creeps 8
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Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion 1
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Sheila Take a Crossbow 1
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Shot of the Living Dead 18
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shrimp cocktail 1,512
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Sinful Desires 7
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Sizzling Sinner 2
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Skullhead's Screw 25
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