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Totentanz (#126465)
This player has 3,474 unique items and 37,323 total items in his/her display case.

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"DRINK ME" potion 2
"KICK ME" sign 1
"Remember the Trees" Shirt 1
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 1
1952 Mickey Mantle card 1
30669 scroll 2
33398 scroll 1
334 scroll 1
4-d camera 1
4-dimensional guitar 3
4:20 bomb 1
5-Alarm Saucepan 1
5-hour acrimony 2
668 scroll 1
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 1
7-inch discus 1
99.44% pure math 1
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) 1
a butt tuba 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) 1
A Light that Never Goes Out 1
a little sump'm sump'm 2
abominable blubber 1
acceptable bagel 1
accidental cider 1
accord ion 1
accordionoid rocca 1
acid-squirting flower 1
acoustic guitarrr 1
actual tapas 1
adder 7
adder bladder 1
adorable seal larva 70
aerated diving helmet 37
aerogel accordion 1
aerogel akubra 2
aerogel anvil 3
aerogel apron 1
aerogel ascot 1
aerogel attache case 1
Affirmation Cookie 1
Agent Corrigan's cigarette 1
Aggressive Carrot 3
Aldebaran sardines 1
Alewife™ Ale 1
Alice's Army Alchemist 1
Alice's Army Bowman 1
Alice's Army Cleric 1
Alice's Army Coward 1
Alice's Army Dervish 1
Alice's Army Guard 1
Alice's Army Halberder 1
Alice's Army Hammerman 1
Alice's Army Horseman 1
Alice's Army Lanceman 1
Alice's Army Mad Bomber 1
Alice's Army Martyr 1
Alice's Army Ninja 1
Alice's Army Nurse 1
Alice's Army Page 1
Alice's Army Shieldmaiden 1
Alice's Army Spearsman 1
Alice's Army Swordsman 2
Alice's Army Wallman 1
alien gemstone 2
alien meat 1
alien rock sample 27
alien sandwich 1
alien source code printout (used) 1
All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig 1
all-purpose cleaner 1
all-purpose flower 1
almost-dead walkie-talkie 2
alpine watercolor set 1
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility 1
amber aviator shades 2
ammonite candy mold 1
ammonite fossil 1
amok putter 1
Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes 1
amulet of extreme plot significance 1
Amulet of Yendor 3
ancient frozen dinner 1
ancient ice cream scoop 1
ancient Magi-Wipes 1
ancient medicinal herbs 1
ancient poisoned dart 1
Ancient Protector Soda 1
ancient protein powder 1
Ancient Saucehelm 12
ancient spice 1
ancient stone fist 1
ancient stone head 1
ancient turtle shell helmet 1
ancient vinyl coin purse 1
anemone nematocyst 1
Angelhair Culottes 11
Angry Farmer candy 1
angst burger 1
animal part cracker 9
ankleweights 1
anniversary balsa wood socks 1
anniversary burlap belt 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
anniversary pewter cape 1
anniversary safety glass vest 1
anniversary tiny latex mask 1
annoying pitchfork 1
ant agonist 1
ant pick 1
ant pitchfork 1
ant sickle 1
anti-anti-antidote 1
anticheese 1
antimatter wad 1
antique accordion 1
antique bottle of cough syrup 1
antique greaves 1
antique hand mirror 1
antique helmet 1
antique machete 1
antique packet of ketchup 1
antique shield 1
antique spear 1
aquamariner's necklace 1
aquamariner's ring 1
Argarggagarg's fang 1
armgun 1
armored prawn 1
around the world 2
arrrgyle socks 1
artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice 1
artisanal limoncello 1
asbestos apron 1
asbestos ore 1
asbestos staff 1
asbestos sword 1
asbestos thermos 1
ASCII shirt 2
ash soda 1
Asleep in the Cemetery 1
asparagus knife 1
asparagus lo mein 1
asparagus stir-fry 1
Ass-Stompers of Violence 18
asshat 445
asteroid belt 2
attorney's badge 1
Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) 1
autocalliope 1
auxiliary backbone 1
awful poetry journal 1
Aye Aye 1
Aye Aye, Captain 1
Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth 1
baby cuddlefish 1
baby oil shooter 1
backwoods screwdriver 1
BACON 1,366
baconstone 1
baconstone earring 1
baconstone pendant 1
baconstone ring 1
baconstone-handled sixgun 1
bad-ass club 7
badass belt 264
badge of authority 1
bag of airline peanuts 18
bag of GORF 1
bag of gross foreign snacks 413
bag of pygmy blood 7
bag of W&Ws 1
baked stuffing 1
bakelite backpack 1
bakelite badge 1
bakelite belt 1
bakelite bowl 1
bakelite breeches 1
bakelite brooch 1
ballast turtle 12
balloon sword 1
ballroom blintz 1
banana 1
banana cream pie 1
banana milkshake 1
banana peel 1
banana smoothie 1
banana spritzer 1
banana supersucker 1
bananarama bangle 1
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 11
banjo strings 1
bar skin 1
bar whip 1
bargain flash powder 1
baritone accordion 1
bark beret 1
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 1
barnacled barrel 1
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 3
barrel beryl 1
barrel beryl choker 1
barrel beryl nose ring 1
barrel beryl ring 1
barrel cracker 1
barrel gun 1
barrel pickle 1
barrel-aged martini 1
barrelhead 1
barrrnacle 1
barskin buckler 1
barskin cloak 1
barskin hat 1
basaltamander tongue 1
baseball 1
Bash-Ōs cereal 1
basic martini 1
basic meat kilt 1
basic meat pants 1
basic meat spork 1
bat guano 1
bat haggis 1
bat whip 1
bat wing 1
bat wing stir-fry 1
bat-ass leather jacket 1
batblade 1
Batfellow comic 9
batgut 1
batskin belt 19
Battlie Light Saver 1
bazookafish bubble gum 1
Beach Buck 168
beach glass bead 1
bean burrito 1
beanbag chair 1
bear claw 1
beastly paste 1
beautiful soup 1
Beefy Crunch Pastaco 1
beefy fish meat 1
beer bomb 2
beer helmet 1
beer lens 1
beer-a-pult 1
beer-scented teddy bear 1
beer-soaked mop 1
Beignet Milgranet 1
bejeweled cufflinks 19
bejeweled pledge pin 1
belemnite candy mold 1
Belt of Loathing 1
bent scrap metal 1
berry-infused sake 1
Better Than Cuddling Cake 3
Bettie page 1
bezoar ring 1
BGE pocket calendar 1
big bass drum 1
big boom 1
big dribbly candle 1
big red clown nose 1
big rock 1
big tun 99
biker's hat 1
bilge wine 1
Bit O' Ectoplasm 1
Bit O' Quail Spleen 1
bit of clingfilm 3
bit-o-cactus 1
Bjorn's Hammer 1
black & tan 1
black and white cracker 4
black candy heart 12
black cloak 1
black cowboy hat 1
black eye shadow 1
black forest cake 1
black forest ham 1
black friar's tonsure 1
black label 1
black magic powder 1
Black No. 2 1
black pension check 1
black picnic basket 1
black pixel 1
black sheepskin diploma 1
black snake skin 1
black tear 1
black-and-blue light 91
blackberry 1
blackberry galoshes 1
blackberry moccasins 1
blackberry polite 1
Blackfly Chardonnay 1
Blatantly Canadian 1
blended frozen swill with a fly in it 3
blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail 1
Bling of the New Wave 13
Blizzards I Have Died In 3
blood of the Wereseal 1
blood-red mushroom wine 1
bloodied surgical dungarees 1
bloodstain stick 1
bloody beer 1
bloody clown pants 1
bloody mary 1
Bloody Nora 1
Blue Diamond of Honesty 1
blue grass 1
blue LavaCo Lamp™ 1
blue mana 1
blue pixel 1
blue plasma ball 95
blue polka-dot oyster egg 1
blue potion 1
blue shell 1
blue striped oyster egg 1
blunt cat claw 1
boilermaker 1
Boletus Broletus mushroom 1
bomb of unknown origin 1
bone abacus 1
bone bandoneon 1
bone flute 1
Bonerdagon necklace 42
booby trap 1
book of matches 1
boot knife 1
booty chest charrrm 1
Bordeaux Marteaux 1
boring spaghetti 1
Boris's ring 1
borrowed time 1
Boss Bat bling 24
Boss Bat britches 3
bottle of alcohol 1
bottle of Amontillado 1
bottle of anís 1
bottle of antifreeze 1
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 1
bottle of clam juice 1
bottle of cooking sherry 1
bottle of Crème de Fugu 1
bottle of drinkin' gas 1
bottle of gin 1
bottle of goofballs 154
bottle of Greedy Dog 1
bottle of gregnadigne 1
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 1
bottle of laundry sherry 1
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 1
bottle of Mystic Shell 1
bottle of norwhiskey 1
bottle of novelty hot sauce 1
bottle of Pete's Sake 1
bottle of popskull 1
bottle of Red-Out 1
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 1
bottle of rum 1
bottle of sake 1
bottle of single-barrel whiskey 1
bottle of tequila 1
bottle of vodka 1
bottle of whiskey 1
bottle of wine 1
bottle opener belt buckle 1
bottlecap turtle 1
bounty-hunting helmet 1
bounty-hunting pants 1
bounty-hunting rifle 1
bouquet of circular saw blades 1
bowl of Bounty-Os 1
bowl of cottage cheese 1
bowl of eyeballs 1
bowl of lucky charms 1
bowl of maggots 1
bowl of mummy guts 1
Bowl of Scorpions 1
bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ 1
bowl of topioca 16
bowling ball 1
box 1
box of bear arms 1
box of Dweebs 1
box of sunshine 20
box turtle 1
box-in-the-box-in-the-box 1
boxed champagne 1
boxed wine 1
boxing glove on a spring 1
boxing-glove-in-a-box 1
Brain Food Pastaco 1
Bram's choker 1
Brand of Violence 4
brass gear 1
Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air 12
brick 29
brick of sand 1
BRICKO airship 1
BRICKO bat 1
BRICKO brick 1
BRICKO cathedral 1
BRICKO elephant 1
BRICKO eye brick 1
BRICKO gargantuchicken 1
BRICKO octopus 1
BRICKO ooze 1
BRICKO oyster 1
BRICKO pearl 1
BRICKO pyramid 1
BRICKO python 1
BRICKO stud 1
BRICKO turtle 1
BRICKO vacuum cleaner 1
briefcase 1
brigand brittle 1
brilliant oyster egg 1
Brimstone Bludgeon 1
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 1
brine 1
broken beer bottle 1
broken BRICKO brick 1
broken high-temperature mining drill 1
broken sword 1
bronze breastplate 3
bronzed locust 1
brown felt tophat 1
brown paper bag mask 1
brown paper pants 1
brown sugar cane 1
browser cookie 1
Bruno's blessing of Mars 1
bubble bauble bow 1
bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban 1
bubblewrap ore 1
bubblin' chemistry solution 1
bubblin' crude 1
bubbling tempura batter 1
bucket of anniversary lard 1
bucket of wine 1
buffalo blade 1
buffalo dime 5
buffed alien drugs 1
bug paste 1
bugbear beanie 1
bugbear bungguard 1
bullet-proof corduroys 1
bum cheek 1
bunny liver 2
buoybottoms 1
burning newspaper 1
burnt snowpants 39
burrowgrub hive 1
burst hellseal brain 2
BURT 5
bus pass 1
Bustle Hustler 1
Buttery Knob 1
buzzard feather 1
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 1
C.H.U.M. chum 1
cactus fruit 1
calle de miel 1
calle de miel with a fly in it 2
can cannon 1
can of black paint 1
can of cherry-flavored sterno 1
can of depilatory cream 1
can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ 1
can of maces 1
can of spinach 1
can-you-dig-it? 1
candied kobold 1
candied pecan 1
candy brain 1
candy cane 1
candy cane candygram 1
candy carrot 1
candy carrot cake 1
candy dog collar 1
candy dress shoes 3
candy necktie 2
candy skeleton 1
cane-mail pants 1
cane-mail shirt 1
cannonball charrrm 1
canopic jar 1
carbonated soy milk 1
carbonated water lily 1
cardboard box turtle 1
cardboard katana 1
cardboard ore 1
cardboard wakizashi 1
carob brownies 1
carob chunk cookies 1
carob chunks 1
Carpathian longsword 65
carrot cake 1
carrot claret 1
carrot nose 1
carrot-on-a-stick 1
carton of rotten eggs 1
carton of snake milk 1
cashew 1
cast 1
cat appendix 1
catfish whiskers 1
catgut 1
catgut taco 1
catskin buckler 1
catskin cap 1
Celsius 233 3
Celsius 233 (singed) 1
Centauri fish wine 1
centipede eggs 1
chakra sludge 2
chaos butterfly 1
chaos popcorn 1
charged magnet 1
charming flute 1
cheap Chinese beer 1
cheap cigar butt 1
cheap plastic blowgun 1
cheap studded belt 83
cheer extractor 1
cheer-o-gram 1
Cheer-Up soda 1
cheerful antler hat 1
cheerful Crimbo sweater 1
cheerful pajama pants 1
chef's hat 1
Cherrytastrophe wine cooler 1
chewable paper 19
chicle de salchicha 1
chintzy seal pendant 1
chintzy turtle brooch 1
chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli 1
chisel 1
Choco-Mint patty 1
chocolate filthy lucre 4
chocolate pasta spoon 1
chocolate pocketwatch 1
chocolate saucepan 1
chocolate stolen accordion 1
chocolate turtle totem 1
chocolate-covered scarab beetle 1
Choker of the Ultragoth 1
chopsticks 1
chorizo taco 1
chrome helmet turtle 1
chrome ore 1
chrome staff 1
chrome sword 1
Chroner 18
chunk of depleted Grimacite 1
chunk of hot iron 1
chunk of rock salt 1
cigar box turtle 1
circular CRIMBCOOKIE 1
Citrus Crush wine cooler 1
citrus-infused sake 1
Clara's bell 2
Claw of the Infernal Seal 68
clay peace-sign bead 1
Claybender glasses 1
clingfilm cap 1
clingfilm slippers 1
clingfilm trousers 1
Cloaca-Cola 1
clock-cleaning hammer 1
clockwork bartender-in-the-box 1
clockwork chef-in-the-box 1
clockwork detective skull 1
clove-flavored lip balm 1
clown hammer 15
clown shoes 1
clown skin 1
clown wig 1
clownskin belt 1
clownskin buckler 1
clownskin harness 1
club necklace 2
club of corruption 2
club of the five seasons 1
clumsiness bark 2
clutch of dodecapede eggs 1
coal dust 1
coal shovel 1
Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau 1
cocktail mushroom 1
cocktail napkin 1
cocoa eggshell fragment 1
coconut shell 1
Codpiece of the Goblin King 9
coffin lid 1
cog 17
Coinspiracy 6
Colander of Em-er'il 11
Cold Fang 1
cold hi mein 1
Cold Hots candy 1
cold jelly 1
cold ninja mask 1
cold nuggets 1
Cold Stone of Hatred 4
cold-filtered water 1
cologne of contempt 1
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 1
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 1
colorful toad 1
comb jelly 1
Comet Pop 2
commemorative war stein 1
communications windchimes 1
complex mushroom wine 1
compounded experience 3
compression stocking 1
concentrated cordial of concentration 1
concentrated garbage juice 1
concentrated magicalness pill 1
concoction of clumsiness 1
congratulatory cake 1
conjured ice cream 1
Connery's Elixir of Audacity 1
contract enforcement stick 1
Cool Brunch Pastaco 1
cool cat claw 1
cool cat elixir 1
cool mushroom 1
cool mushroom casserole 1
cool mushroom wine 1
cool whip 1
cop dollar 9,563
Copper Alpha of Sincerity 5
copper ha'penny charrrm 1
cordial of concentration 1
corn holder 1
cornucopia 2
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 1
Corpse Island iced tea 1
corpsedriver 1
corrupt club of corrupt corruption 2
corrupted marrow 1
cosmic paste 1
costume sword 1
cow poker 1
cranberries 1
cranberry cordial 1
cranberry cylinder 1
crappy Mer-kin mask 1
crappy Mer-kin tailpiece 1
crappy waiter disguise 1
crate of firebombs 2
crate of fish meat 2
crayon shavings 1
crazy hobo notebook 1
crazy little Turkish delight 1
cream of pointy mushroom soup 2
cream pie 4
cream stout 1
creamsicle 1
creepy ginger ale 1
creepy voodoo doll 1
creepy-ass club 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) 1
Crimbo candied pecan 1
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 1
Crimbo fudge 1
Crimbo peppermint bark 1
Crimbo pie 1
Crimbonium fuel rod 1
Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) 1
Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) 1
Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) 1
crossbow string 1
crowbar 1
crowbarrr 1
Crown of the Goblin King 3
crude crudités 1
crude voodoo doll 1
cruelty-free wine 1
crystal belt buckle 1
crystal skeleton vodka 1
crystal skull 1
crystalline cheer 94
cup of hickory chicory 1
cup of primitive beer 1
cuppa Sobrie tea 1
curdflinger 1
curmudgel 1
cursed piece of thirteen 1
cursed wishbone 1
custard pie 1
cute meteoroid 1
cute mushroom 1
cyclops eyedrops 1
cymbal syrup 1
d4 1
Daffy Taffy 1
Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting 1
Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master 1
Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested 1
Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart 1
Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose 1
Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week 1
daily dungeon malware 1
daisy 1
Daisy's unclean bloomers 2
damp old wallet 2
dance card 1
dark baconstone ring 1
dark hamethyst ring 1
dark porquoise ring 1
das boot 1
dead guy's watch 1
deadfall branch 1
deadly nightshade 1
death blossom 1
debonair deboner 4
decanter of fine Scotch 2
decaying wooden oar 1
decaying wooden pole 1
decorative fountain 1
deep six-shooter 1
defective Game Grid token 1
defective skull 14
dehydrated caviar 1
delicious swamp muck 1
demon buckler 1
demon skin 1
demon whip 1
demonic paste 1
demonskin trousers 1
Dennis's blessing of Minerva 1
dense meat stack 1
dented harmonica 1
deodorant 1
depantsing bomb 1
depleted Grimacite astrolabe 1
depleted uranium seal figurine 14
desiccated apricot 1
designer handbag 6
detective roscoe 2
detective skull 1
detective tattoo 3
dethklok 1
dew yoana lei 1
dew yoana salacious lei 1
diamond necklace 2
diamond-studded cane 1
dice belt buckle 1
dice ring 1
dice sunglasses 1
dice-print do-rag 1
dice-print pajama pants 1
dice-shaped backpack 1
didgeridooka 1
digital key lime pie 1
dill 1
dingy planks 1
Dinsey Maintenance Manual 1
dirt julep 1
dirty bottlecap 1
dirty hobo gloves 1
dirty rigging rope 1
disassembled clover 1
discarded button 1
Disco 'Fro Pick 15
disco ball 1
disco mask 1
disease 1
disembodied brain 1
dishrag 1
disintegrating barrel 13
disintegrating quill pen 1
displaced fish 1
distressed denim pants 1
disturbing fanfic 1
divine champagne flute 1
divine champagne popper 1
DNOTC Box 1
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 1
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 1
doll-eye amulet 1
dollar-sign bag 1
dolphin whistle 1
donkey flipbook 1
dope gangsta bling-bling 1
double barreled barrel gun 1
double-barreled sling 1
double-ice box 2
double-ice britches 2
double-ice cap 5
double-ice gum 1
drab sonata 1
draggin' ball hat 1
dragon snaps 1
Dramatic™ range 1
dreadlock whip 1
Dreadsylvanian Almanac page 1
Dreadsylvanian stew 1
dress pants 1
dried face 1
dripping meat crossbow 1
dripping meat staff 1
dripping meat sword 1
drive-by shooting 1
Drizzlers™ Black Licorice 1
dropped scrap of paper 11
Drowsy Sword 251
drum machine 1
dry martini 1
dry noodles 1
dry vodka martini 1
drywall axe 1
dubious loincloth 1
ducha de oro 1
duct tape 3
duct tape buckler 1
duct tape dockers 1
duct tape fedora 1
duct tape shirt 1
duct tape sword 1
duct tape wallet 1
dueling banjo 1
dueling turtle 1
DUFRESNE Suds 3
dull fish scale 1
dumb mud 1
duonoculars 1
Duskwalker fangs 1
Duskwalker syringe 1
dusty barrel 113
dusty bottle of Marsala 1
dusty bottle of Merlot 1
dusty bottle of Muscat 1
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 1
dusty bottle of Port 1
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 1
Dyspepsi-Cola 2
eagle's milk 1
Earring of Fire 1
Earth, Wind and Firewater 1
easter egg balloon 4
Eau de Guaneau 1
eaves droppers 8
ectoplasmic orbs 1
ectoplasmic paste 1
edible alien plant bit 1
eel battery 1
eel skin 1
eelskin hat 1
eelskin pants 1
eelskin shield 1
Effermint™ tablets 1
eggbeater 1
eggnog 1
El Sombrero De Lopez 16
El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) 1
El Vibrato restraints 1
El Vibrato translator 1
Elder Turtle Shell 14
eldritch distillate 1
eldritch effluvium 423
eldritch elixir 1
eldritch essence 2
eldritch ichor 1
eldritch mushroom 1
eldritch mushroom pizza 1
eldritch rub 1
Eldritch snap 3
eldritch tincture 2
eldritch tincture (depleted) 1
electrician's hardhat 1
elegant nightstick 1
elemental caipiroska 1
elemental sugarcube 1
eleven-foot pole 1
elevenderizing hammer 1
elevennis shoes 1
elevent 1
Elf Farm Raffle ticket 1
Ellsbury's journal (used) 1
Ellsbury's skull 1
elven limbos gingerbread 1
elven magi-pack 1
elven moonshine 1
Elvish delight 1
empty agua de vida bottle 3
empty Cloaca-Cola bottle 1
empty lava bottle 1
empty meat tank 1
enchanted barbell 1
enchanted bean 1
enchanted bean burrito 1
enchanted muesli 5
Enchanted Plunger 1
enchanted toothpick 1
enchantlers 1
encoder ring 19
Energy Buzz Pastaco 1
enormous belt buckle 1
enormous hoop earring 1
equal sign 7
escargotsicle 1
especially salty dog 1
essential tofu 1
Everlasting Deckswabber 1
evil-ass club 1
executive mime flask 9
exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton 1
exotic parrot egg 2
exploding cigar 1,431
explosion-flavored chewing gum 16
extra-fancy ring setting 1
extra-flat panini 1
extra-potent gremlin mutagen 1
Extra-slimy Slimosa 1
extra-strength red potion 4
extra-strength strongness elixir 1
eXtreme meat crossbow 1
eXtreme meat staff 1
eXtreme meat sword 1
eXtreme mittens 1
eXtreme nose ring 1
eXtreme scarf 1
eye of newt 1
eyedrops of newt 7
eyedrops of the ermine 1
eyedrops of the ocelot 1
eyepatch 1
f3d0r4 1
Fabiotion 1
fabric hardener 1
fabric softener 1
facsimile dictionary 1
faded green protest sign 1
faded red protest sign 1
fairy gravy boat 1
fake blood 1
fake fake vomit 23
fake hand 18
fake plastic grass 1
Falcon™ Maltese Liquor 1
fancy bath salts 1
fancy dress ball 1
Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square 4
fancy opera glasses 22
fancy tin beer can 1
FantasyRealm membership packet 1
FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm 1
fat loot token 23
fat stacks of cash 1
feathered headdress 1
Feliz Navidad 1
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots 1
fermenting powder 1
ferret bait 2
Ferrigno's Elixir of Power 1
fertilized ghuol egg 1
fetid feather 1
Fettris 1
fettucini épines Inconnu 1
fez of etymology 1
fiberglass fannypack 1
fiberglass fedora 1
fiberglass fetish 2
fiberglass fingerguard 1
fiberglass foil 1
fiberglass frock 1
fiberglass insulation 156
Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) 1
figurine of a cold seal 4
figurine of a slippery seal 8
figurine of a stinking seal 14
figurine of a wretched-looking seal 14
figurine of an ancient seal 8
filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") 2
filigreed hamethyst earring 1
filigreed hamethyst necklace 1
filigreed hamethyst ring 1
filthy armor 1
filthy child leash 1
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Now and Earlier 1
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O'RLY manual 1
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Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them 1
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Pop Art: a Guide 1
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Really Expensive Jewelry and You 3
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Scalp of Gorgolok 77
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Scuba Snack 1
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short writ of habeas corpus 1
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shuddersword 1
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spaghetti with Skullheads 1
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spices 1
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spring 12
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sprinkles 6,106
sprocket 14
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Staff of the Grease Trap 1
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Staff of the Short Order Cook 1
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standards and practices guide 130
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strawberry supersucker 1
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strongness elixir 1
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Super Weight-Gain 9000 1
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superheated metal 152
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t8r tots 1
Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco 1
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tainted icing 1
tainted milk 1
tainted seal's blood 12
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Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) 2
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tangarita with a fly in it 1
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tasty tart 1
Tears of the Quiet Healer 1
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teeny-tiny ninja stars 1
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tequila sunrise 1
tequila sunset 1
tequila with training wheels 1
terrible poem 1
Texas tea 1
thanksgiving turkey 1
that gum you like 1
The Art of Slapfighting (used) 2
The Big Book of Communism (used) 1
The Big Book of Pirate Insults 1
The Cooler Out of Space 1
The Emperor's dry cleaning 7
The Emperor's new hat 2
The Emperor's new pants 1
The Emperor's new shirt 1
the finger 1
the funk 1
The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook 1
The Jokester's gun 1
The Jokester's pants 1
The Jokester's wig 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 3
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 2
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 2
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) 1
The Joy of Wassailing 1
The Joy of Wassailing (used) 2
The Legendary Beat 1
The Mad Liquor 1
The Necbronomicon 1
The Necbronomicon (used) 2
The One Mood Ring 1
The Ring 1
The Snitch's Manifesto 1
The Spirit of Crimbo 1
The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants 1
theoretical string 1
thermos full of Knob coffee 1
thermos of brew 1
They liver popsicle 1
thicksilver ring 1
thicksilver spurs 1
thin black candle 1
Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy 1
Third Base 1
Third Eye 1
third-hand nunchaku 1
thought balloon 1
throbbing organ pie 1
throwing bone 22
Thwaitgold amoeba statuette 2
Thwaitgold ant statuette 11
Thwaitgold bookworm statuette 2
Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette 6
Thwaitgold cockroach statuette 1
Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette 1
Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette 4
Thwaitgold maggot statuette 13
Thwaitgold moth statuette 2
Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette 3
Thwaitgold scorpion statuette 9
Thwaitgold spider statuette 1
Thwaitgold termite statuette 6
ticksilver ring 1
ticksilver spurs 1
tie-dyed fannypack 12
tightly-wound spine 1
tighty whiteys 2
Time Bandit Time Towel 1
Time Cape 1
time residue 1
tin cup 1
tin drum 1
tin foil 1
tin of submardines 1
tin roof (rusted) 1
tin snips 1
tin tam 1
tiny barrel 1
tiny black hole 1
tiny bowler 1
tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg 1
tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer 2
tiny die-cast blade a-spinning 1
tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory 1
tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree 1
tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer 1
tiny die-cast Don Crimbo 1
tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer 1
tiny die-cast factory worker elf 1
tiny die-cast Father Crimbo 2
tiny die-cast Father Crimborg 1
tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf 1
tiny die-cast golden ring 1
tiny die-cast goose a-laying 1
tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer 1
tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer 1
tiny die-cast killing bird 1
tiny die-cast middle-management elf 1
tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf 1
tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg 1
tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg 1
tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer 1
tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer 1
tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf 1
tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming 1
tiny die-cast Swiss hen 1
tiny die-cast turtle mech 1
tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo 1
tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign 1
tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer 1
tiny house 1
tiny ninja sword 1
tiny plastic angry vikings 1
tiny plastic bad vibe 1
tiny plastic batbugbear 1
tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ 1
tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer 1
tiny plastic golden gundam 233
tiny plastic Knows About Chakras 1
tiny plastic Krampus 1
tiny plastic mime executive 1
tiny plastic mime functionary 1
tiny plastic mime scientist 1
tiny plastic mime soldier 1
tiny plastic Rene C. Corman 1
tiny plastic Rudolph the Red 1
tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare 1
tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo 1
tiny plastic Your Brain 1
tip jar 1
tires 1
titanium assault umbrella 1
toast 1
toast with cold jelly 1
toast with hot jelly 1
toast with sleaze jelly 1
toast with spooky jelly 1
toast with stench jelly 1
tobiko-infused sake 1
tofu casserole 1
tofu stir-fry 1
tofu wonton 1
tofurkey gravy 1
tofurkey leg 1
Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste 1
tomato 1
tomato daiquiri 1
tomb ratchet 1
tongue depressor 1
tonic djinn 1
tonic water 1
topeé 1
topiary necktie 1
topiary nugglet 1
topiary tights 1
torquoise ring 1
tortoboggan shield 1
tourmalime tourniquet 1
towel 1
toy Crimbot mega face 1
toy Crimbot power glove 1
toy Crimbot rocket legs 1
toy Crimbot super fist 1
toy sixgun 9
Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans 1
training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique 2
training scroll: Snokebomb 1
transparent nog 2
Travels with Jerry 1
Travoltan trousers 1
Treads of Loathing 1
Tremella Tarantella mushroom 1
trench coat 1
triggerfingerbone 1
trilobite candy mold 1
Trivial Avocations Card: Who? 1
troll britches 1
Trollhouse cookies 1
Tropical Crimbo Hat 1
Tropical Crimbo Shorts 1
Tropical Crimbo Sword 1
trousers of the white knight 2
trout fang 1
Trout Fishing in Loathing 1
true grit 1
tube of cranberry Go-Goo 1
tube of dread wax 1
tube of hair oil 1
Tuesday's ruby 1
tulip 1
turkish mostaccioli 1
turtle pheromones 9
turtle totem 1
turtle wax 1
turtle-shaped rock 1
turtlemail bits 1
tuxedo shirt 1
twinkly nuggets 1
twinkly wad 1
twist of lime 1
twitching claw 1
Typical Tavern swill 1
Ultra Mega Sour Ball 1
ultrafondue 1
Uncle Crimbo's hat 1
Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix 1
Uncle Romulus 1
Uncle Romulus (used) 2
uncooked chorizo 1
unfinished fruitcake 2
unfinished ice sculpture 1
unflavored wine cooler 1
unfortunate dumplings 1
Unfortunato's foolscap 87
unholy water 1
unidentified jerky 1
Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car 19
Unmotivator: Crashed Orca 36
Unmotivator: Success Warrior 16
unnamed cocktail 1
unpowered Robortender 1
unsmoothed velvet 1
Unspeakable Earring 1
untamable turtle 11
unused soap 1
unused walkie-talkie 1
unusual disco ball 13
unusual oil 1
unwound clockwork grapefruit 1
Ur-Donut 1
Uranium Omega of Temperance 1
Valentine 4
vampire chowder 1
vampire collar 1
vampire pearl 1
vampire pearl earring 1
vampire pearl necklace 1
vampire pearl ring 1
veiny spore pod 1
velcro boots 1
velcro broadsword 1
velcro ore 1
velcro paddle ball 1
velcro shield 1
vertebra of the Bonerdagon 211
very hot lunch 4
very overdue library book 1
vial of baconstone juice 1
vial of blood simple syrup 1
vial of hamethyst juice 1
vial of porquoise juice 1
vial of The Glistening 1
vibrating mushroom 1
Vicar's Tutu 1
viking helmet 1
vinegar 1
vinegar-soaked lemon slice 1
vintage smart drink 1
vinyl boots 1
vinyl ore 1
vinyl shield 1
violent pastilles 3
viral video 1
viscous lava globs 1
vodka and tonic 1
vodka barracuda 1
vodka martini 1
vodka stratocaster 1
Volartta's bellbottoms 13
Volcoino 1
voodoo glowskull 1
votive candle 1
VYKEA blood rune 1
VYKEA bracket 1
VYKEA dowel 4
VYKEA hex key 1
VYKEA instructions 1
VYKEA plank 2
VYKEA rail 1
wad of dough 1
wad of tofu 1
Wal-Mart gift certificate 7
walrus ice cream 1
wand of pigification 3
wang 1
warbear bearserker mead 1
warbear beeping telegram 6
warbear blizzard mead 1
warbear dress bracers 1
warbear dress greaves 1
warbear dress helmet 1
warbear empathy chip (used) 1
warbear induction oven 1
warbear metalworking primer 1
warbear metalworking primer (used) 1
warbear procedural hilarity drone 7
warbear whosit 1
warehouse clerk's glasses 1
warm mushroom 1
Warm Subject gift certificate 1
water pipe bomb 1
watered-down Red Minotaur 1
waterlogged bootstraps 1
wax hand 1
wax hat 1
wax pants 1
Way More Tears™ pepper spray 1
weathered barrel 2
Wendtigo 1
weremoose spit 1
western-style skinning knife 1
Wet Russian 1
wet stew 1
wet venom duct 1
whalebone corset 1
Whatsian Ionic Pliers 1
whiskey and cola 1
whiskey sour 1
white belt 1
white Canadian 1
white candy heart 1
white chocolate chips 1
White Chocolate Golem Seeds 2
white class ring 12
white collar 1
White Dragon Fang 1
white hat hacker T-shirt 1
White Hyborian 1
white lightning 1
white page 1
white picket fence 1
white pixel 1
white rice 1
white satin pants 1
white satin shield 1
white snake skin 1
white snakeskin duster 7
white sword 1
white whip 1
white wine 1
wholeberd 1
Whoompa Fur Pants 1
whoopie cushion 14
wicker clicker 1
wicker kickers 1
wicker knickers 1
wicker shield 1
wicker slicker 1
wicker sticker 1
wicker ticker 1
wicksilver ring 1
wicksilver spurs 1
wiffle-flail 1
wild honey pie 1
wind-up chattering teeth 3
wind-up ensign 1
wind-up navigation droid 1
wind-up spider 5
wind-up Whatsian robot 1
windchimes 1
wings of fire 1
Wint-O-Fresh mint 1
witch's bread 1
witty rapier 1
wok lobster 1
wolf mask 1
wonderwall shield 1
wooden stakes 1
Work is a Four Letter Sword 1
Workytime Tea 1
World's Blackest-Eyed Peas 1
world's most unappetizing beverage 2
world's smallest violin 2
worn tophat 1
worthless gewgaw 19
worthless knick-knack 69
worthless trinket 1
woven baling wire bracelets 13
wrench bracelet 15
wriggling worm 426
wristwatch of the white knight 2
wrought-iron waders 3
wrought-iron walker 3
wrought-iron whisk 1
wrought-iron widget 2
wrought-iron wig 35
wrought-iron winch crank 5
wumpus hair 2
wumpus-hair bolo 1
wumpus-hair loincloth 1
wumpus-hair net 1
wumpus-hair sweater 1
wumpus-hair whip 1
wumpus-hair wig 1
wussiness potion 1
X 149
x-ray specs 5
Xiblaxian 5D printer 1
Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner 4
Xiblaxian stealth cowl 1
Xiblaxian stealth trousers 1
Xiblaxian stealth vest 1
yak anorak 1
yak skin 1
yak toupee 1
yak whip 1
yakskin buckler 1
yakskin kilt 1
yakskin pants 1
yakskin skirt 1
Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick 1
Ye Olde Meade 1
Ye Olde Medieval Insult 1
Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher 1
yellow candy heart 1
yellow drunki-bear 1
Yellow Moon of Compassion 2
yellow snowcone 7
yeti fur 1
Yummy Tummy bean 1
Ze™ goggles 1
Zim Merman's guitar 1
Zinc Delta of Tranquility 3
zmobie 1
zombie dinosaur egg 1
zombie hollandaise 1
Zoodriver 1
Zu Mannkäse Dienen 1
Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) 2