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Display Case for BanditAlt (#1264958)
This player is ranked #828 for Most Total Items with a total of 181,521 items.
This player is ranked #261 for Most Unique Items with a total of 2,995 items.

This player is a member of the clan The Evil Piggies.

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BanditAlt (#1264958)
This player has 2,995 unique items and 181,521 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 3
1-ball 25
1.21 jigawatts 1
100-Watt bulb 1
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 1
2-ball 26
25-meat staff 1
3-ball 18
30669 scroll 73
33398 scroll 1
334 scroll 37
4-ball 20
4-dimensional guitar 9
5-Alarm Saucepan 2
5-ball 25
6-ball 38
64067 scroll 15
668 scroll 7
7-ball 26
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 26
8-ball 116
9-ball 1
a butt tuba 10
a little sump'm sump'm 2
abominable blubber 3
abominable snowcone 230
accidental cider 63
acid-squirting flower 39
acoustic guitarrr 31
actual tapas 2
adder 47
adder bladder 182
agnolotti arboli 1
albatross necklace 1
all-purpose cleaner 1
alpha-mail pants 1
alphabet gum 2
amok pudding 11
amok putter 2
amulet of extreme plot significance 1
Amulet of Yendor 1
ancient cursed foot locker 5
ancient frozen dinner 66
ancient ice cream scoop 63
ancient Magi-Wipes 2,481
ancient oil painting of yourself 1
ancient poisoned dart 21
ancient protein powder 1,260
Ancient Saucehelm 2
ancient spice 634
ancient turtle shell helmet 2
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 1
ancient vinyl coin purse 11
Angelhair Culottes 2
Angry Farmer candy 1,177
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 2
Ankh of Badahnkadh 3
ankleweights 1
anniversary balsa wood socks 1
anniversary burlap belt 1
anniversary gift box 4
annoying pitchfork 10
ant agonist 42
ant hoe 1
ant pick 2
ant pitchfork 2
ant rake 3
ant sickle 3
anti-anti-antidote 181
anticheese 107
antique bottle of cough syrup 10
antique greaves 1,129
antique hand mirror 2,092
antique helmet 1,104
antique machete 5
antique packet of ketchup 52
antique shield 1,278
antique spear 1,089
Argarggagarg's fang 1
arm buzzer 1
armgun 419
around the world 5
arrrgyle socks 24
artisanal limoncello 12
asbestos apron 32
asbestos crossbow 2
asbestos crossbow string 1
asbestos helmet turtle 2
asbestos meat stack 1
asbestos ore 70
asbestos staff 2
asbestos stick 1
asbestos sword 1
asbestos sword hilt 1
ASCII shirt 8
asparagus knife 32
asparagus lo mein 1
asparagus stir-fry 1
aspirin 1
asshat 5
astral mushroom 1
astronaut pants 1
atomic vector plotter 1
attention spanner 1
attorney's badge 30
Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) 1
automatic catapult 1
auxiliary backbone 1
awful poetry journal 1,372
bätzle 1
baby killer bee 113
backwoods screwdriver 20
baconstone 5
baconstone bracelet 1
baconstone earring 1
baconstone pendant 1
baconstone ring 2
bad penguin egg 1
badass belt 16
badge of authority 4
badger badge 1
bag of airline peanuts 1
bag of Cheat-Os 49
bag of lard 1
bag of pygmy blood 311
baggie of powdered sugar 40
balaclava 1
balaclava baklava 2
ball 1
ball-in-a-cup 2
balloon helmet 4
balloon monkey 33
balloon shield 1
balloon sword 11
ballpark hot daub 1
ballroom blintz 52
bamboo bokuto 1
banana 1
banana cream pie 3
banana daiquiri 1
banana peel 1
banana smoothie 4
banana spritzer 2
banana supersucker 1
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 1
banjo strings 1
bar skin 25
bar whip 2
barbed-wire fence 172
bargain flash powder 4
bark beret 1
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 1
bark rootbeer 6
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 3
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 12
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 3
barrrnacle 234
barskin buckler 1
barskin cloak 2
barskin hat 96
barskin loincloth 1
barskin tent 1
bartender skull 1
bartender-in-the-box 12
bartender-skull-in-the-box 1
Barulio's bottle 1
baseball 28
Bash-Ōs cereal 2
basic meat crossbow 1
basic meat fez 1
basic meat foon 1
basic meat helmet 2
basic meat kilt 1
basic meat pants 1
basic meat skirt 1
basic meat spork 1
basic meat staff 2
basic meat sword 1
bat guano 119
bat haggis 1
bat hat 2
bat whip 3
bat wing 181
bat wing kabob 1
bat wing stir-fry 2
bat-ass leather jacket 2
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 1
batblade 31
batgut 179
battered hubcap 33
Battlie Light Saver 7
bazookafish bubble gum 2
beach glass bead 286
beach glass necklace 2
bean burrito 1
beanbag chair 1
beaten-up Chucks 5
bed of coals 1
beer basted brat 1
beer bomb 697
beer bong 325
beer cartilage 1
beer goggles 1
beer helmet 497
beer lens 11
beer-a-pult 3
beer-scented teddy bear 1
beer-soaked mop 5
beertini 1
begpwnia 1,024
beholed bedsheet 1
bejeweled accordion strap 2
bejeweled pledge pin 541
bell-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
bellhop bell 1
Ben-Gal™ Balm 10
bent scrap metal 15
Better Than Cuddling Cake 1
bi-lateral logic compressor 1
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 1
big bad voodoo mask 7
big bass drum 17
big boom 1
big red clown nose 111
big rock 2
big stick 1
big stirring stick 1
bigger stick 1
bilge wine 361
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 1
bird rib 6
Bit O' Ectoplasm 7
bit of clingfilm 18
bit-o-cactus 79
black & tan 3
black belt 1
black blade 6
Black Body™ spray 1
black cherry soda 1
black cloak 3
black cowboy hat 2
black eye shadow 15
black eyedrops 2
black facepaint 1
black forest cake 4
black forest ham 6
black gold 10
black greaves 81
black helmet 76
black kettle drum 6
black label 11
Black No. 2 117
black paisley oyster egg 32
black pension check 46
black pepper 13
black picnic basket 67
black pixel 102
black plastic oyster egg 112
black polka-dot oyster egg 1
black pudding 6
black sheepskin diploma 1
black shield 60
black snake skin 14
black snowcone 1
black spot 1
black striped oyster egg 1
black sword 79
black velvet box 1
blackberry 93
blackberry combat boots 3
blackberry moccasins 2
blackberry polite 3
blackberry slippers 3
Blackfly Chardonnay 6
Blatantly Canadian 2
Bling of the New Wave 1
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 7
blood flower 1
blood of the Wereseal 3
blood-faced volleyball 1
bloodied surgical dungarees 2
bloodstain stick 1
bloody beer 22
bloody clown pants 103
bloody mary 1
blowdart 2
blue class ring 44
Blue Diamond of Honesty 2
blue grass 1
blue paisley oyster egg 1
blue pixel 199
blue pixel potion 12
blue plastic oyster egg 37
blue shell 5
blue snowcone 1
blue striped oyster egg 1
blue suede shoes 1
blue-frosted astral cupcake 1
blundarrrbus 1
bobble-hip hula elf doll 1
Bohemian rhapsody 1
boilermaker 1
bone abacus 10
bone collar 18
bone flute 28
bone rattle 7
Bonerdagon necklace 1
Bonestabber 2
book of matches 3
booty chest charrrm 142
booty chest charrrm bracelet 1
Boozehounds Anonymous token 2
borg sock monkey 1
boring spaghetti 1
Boris's key lime 5
Boris's key lime pie 1
Boris's ring 4
Boss Bat bling 5
Boss Bat britches 10
Boss Drops 1
bottle of alcohol 51
bottle of antifreeze 17
bottle of black cat tonic 1
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 128
bottle of cooking sherry 54
bottle of Definit 62
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 142
bottle of Evermore 4
bottle of gin 765
bottle of goofballs 18
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 65
bottle of laundry sherry 2
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 164
bottle of limeade 1
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 1
bottle of Mystic Shell 6
bottle of Ooze-O 12
bottle of peppermint schnapps 1
bottle of perfume 1
bottle of Pete's Sake 1
bottle of Pinot Renoir 24
bottle of pirate juice 5
bottle of popskull 51
bottle of realpagne 1
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 2
bottle of rum 2,219
bottle of sake 3
bottle of sewage schnapps 2
bottle of single-barrel whiskey 1
bottle of tequila 610
bottle of ultravitamins 21
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 4
bottle of vodka 253
bottle of whiskey 2,289
bottle opener belt buckle 297
bottlecap turtle 1
bottled inspiration 1
bouquet of circular saw blades 1
bowl of Bounty-Os 1
bowl of cottage cheese 164
bowl of fishysoisse 2
bowl of Jeal-O 38
bowl of lucky charms 4
bowl of rye sprouts 20
bowling ball 2
box 218
box of sunshine 50
box turtle 8
box-in-the-box 1
box-in-the-box-in-the-box 3
boxed champagne 59
boxed wine 57
boxing glove 6
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 1
brains casserole 2
brainy skull 13
brass gear 445
brass stinger 2
bread line 6
breadchucks 5
breakfast mess 96
breath mint 65
brick 3
brick of sand 1
BRICKO bat 1
BRICKO brick 485
BRICKO elephant 1
BRICKO eye brick 2
BRICKO hat 1
BRICKO octopus 1
BRICKO ooze 1
BRICKO oyster 1
BRICKO pants 1
BRICKO pyramid 1
BRICKO python 1
BRICKO sword 1
BRICKO turtle 1
BRICKO vacuum cleaner 1
briefcase 139
Brimstone Bunker 1
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 72
brine 1
brittle plastic handle 1
broken carburetor 2
broken cellular phone 1
broken skull 68
broken sword 121
bronze breastplate 17
bronzed locust 30
brown felt tophat 169
brown paper bag mask 12
brown paper pants 10
brown sugar cane 114
bubble bauble bow 1
bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban 2
bubblewrap crossbow 1
bubblewrap ore 3
bubblewrap staff 1
bubblewrap sword 1
bubblin' crude 101
bubbly potion 27
bucket of wine 1
buckler buckle 1
buckyball 1
buffalo blade 2
bugbear beanie 70
bugbear bungguard 70
Bulky Buddy Box 1
bullet-proof corduroys 1
bum cheek 505
bunch of bananas 1
bunch of square grapes 52
bundle of "fragrant" herbs 1
bungle in the jungle 1
bunny liver 4
buoybottoms 7
burnt flower 1
bus pass 6
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 20
C.H.U.M. chum 27
cactus fruit 69
caipifruta 1
calavera concertina 1
calle de miel 17
can cannon 2
can of Binarrrca 17
can of black paint 3
can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ 10
can of maces 4
can of Red Minotaur 66
can of spinach 21
can of starch 1
can of Swiller 6
Can-Can skirt 1
can-can-in-a-can 1
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 9
candied kobold 1
candied yam pinky ring 1
candied yams 12
candy brain 2
candy cane 17
candy cigarette 1
candy knife 1
candy stake 1
cannonball charrrm 140
cannonball charrrm bracelet 1
canopic jar 727
capacitor relay 1
carbon nanotube frame 1
carbonated soy milk 194
carbonated water lily 191
cardboard box turtle 1
cardboard crossbow 1
cardboard katana 5
cardboard ore 2
cardboard staff 1
cardboard sword 1
cardboard wakizashi 74
carob brownies 22
carob cannon 2
carob chunk cookies 1
carob chunk noodles 3
carob chunks 252
carrot cake 1
carrot claret 1
carton of snake milk 69
casino pass 16
cast 385
cast-iron legacy paddle 14
cat appendix 59
catgut 101
catgut taco 1
catskin buckler 2
catskin cap 2
catsup 1
Caveman Dan's favorite rock 1
Cement Mixer 1
centipede eggs 64
Cerebral Cloche 1
Cerebral Crossbow 1
Cerebral Culottes 1
chain-mail monokini 1
chaos butterfly 1,300
charged magnet 1
charming flute 13
charrrm bracelet 1
cheap Chinese beer 1
cheap cigar butt 7
cheap plastic bottle opener 1
chef skull 1
chef's hat 93
chef-in-the-box 22
chef-skull-in-the-box 1
cherry 9
Cherry Cloaca Cola 100
cherry pie 2
chewing gum on a string 81
ChibiBuddy™ (on) 1
chintzy accordion pin 19
chintzy disco ball pendant 2
chintzy noodle ring 21
chintzy saucepan earring 411
chintzy seal pendant 9
chintzy turtle brooch 7
chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli 33
chisel 1
chloroform rag 96
chocolate filthy lucre 1
chocolate spurs 1
chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses 2
Choker of the Ultragoth 1
chopsticks 176
Chori Zo trading card 1
chorizo brownies 34
chorizo taco 40
chrome crossbow 2
chrome crossbow string 1
chrome helmet turtle 1
chrome meat stack 1
chrome ore 51
chrome staff 3
chrome stick 1
chrome sword 3
Chroner 800
chunk of depleted Grimacite 40
chunk of hot iron 1
chunk of rock salt 2,272
cigar box turtle 64
cigarette lighter 15
Citrus Crush wine cooler 11
Claw of the Infernal Seal 1
clay peace-sign bead 314
Claybender glasses 1
clingfilm cap 1
clingfilm slippers 1
clingfilm tangle 4
clingfilm trousers 1
Cloaca Cola Polar 26
Cloaca grenade 1
Cloaca-Cola 2
Cloaca-Cola c-rations 1
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 12
Cloaca-Cola helmet 4
Cloaca-Cola knapsack 1
Cloaca-Cola shield 6
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife 1
clockwork bartender head 1
clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box 1
clockwork bartender-in-the-box 2
clockwork chef head 1
clockwork chef-head-in-the-box 1
clockwork chef-in-the-box 2
clockwork claws 1
clockwork clockwise dome 1
clockwork counterclockwise dome 1
clockwork crossbow 2
clockwork detective skull 1
clockwork doohickey 1
clockwork endoskeleton 1
clockwork handle 2
clockwork hat 1
clockwork key 1
clockwork maid 2
clockwork maid head 1
clockwork pants 1
clockwork pirate skull 2
clockwork rings 1
clockwork rod 2
clockwork shank 3
clockwork sheet 1
clockwork sphere 1
clockwork spine 1
clockwork staff 1
clockwork sword 1
clockwork thingamajig 1
clockwork trench coat 2
clockwork widget 1
cloudy potion 26
clown hammer 1
clown shoes 38
clown skin 22
clown whip 2
clown wig 2
clownskin belt 1
clownskin buckler 1
clownskin harness 2
club necklace 14
clutch of dodecapede eggs 32
coal dust 2
coal shovel 1
coarse hemp socks 1
cob of corn 1
Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau 26
cocktail napkin 68
cocktail onion 94
cocoa egg 6
cocoa eggshell fragment 1,605
coconut bikini top 1
coconut shell 1,012
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 1
Codpiece of the Goblin King 1
coffin lid 4
cog 416
cog and sprocket assembly 1
Colander of Em-er'il 3
cold and sour sauce 1
cold hi mein 1
Cold Hots candy 20
cold mashed potatoes 1
cold ninja mask 184
cold nuggets 8
cold powder 2
cold wad 9
cold water bottle 28
cologne of contempt 4
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 4
colorful toad 17
combat fan 2
comfy pillow 4
commemorative war stein 131
communal gobstopper 5
communications windchimes 150
compression stocking 801
computronic processing unit 1
concentrated cordial of concentration 4
concentrated garbage juice 1
concentrated magicalness pill 7
Connery's Elixir of Audacity 5
Cookbook of the Damned 2
cool mushroom 32
cool mushroom casserole 4
cool mushroom wine 1
cool spore pod 4
cool whip 41
Copper Alpha of Sincerity 1
copper ha'penny charrrm 114
copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet 1
cordial of concentration 4
corn holder 21
corncob pipe 5
cornuthaum 317
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 5
Corpse Island iced tea 2
corpse on the beach 2
corpsedriver 3
corpsetini 2
costume sword 5
cottage 3
cotton candy pillow 1
cotton candy pinch 1
cotton candy skoshe 1
crêepy mask 19
cracker 1
cranberries 154
cranberry cordial 2
crappy waiter disguise 27
crazy hobo notebook 3
crazy little Turkish delight 65
cream of pointy mushroom soup 3
cream pie 2
cream stout 244
creamsicle 277
creepy ginger ale 14
creepy voice box 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) 1
Crimbo pie 4
Crimbo ukulele 1
crossbow string 1
crotchety pants 1
crowbar 14
crowbarrr 20
Crown of the Goblin King 23
crude voodoo doll 12
cruelty-free wine 1
crumbling rat skull 1
cube of billiard chalk 1
cup of infinite pencils 1
cup of primitive beer 29
curdflinger 1
curmudgel 57
cursed black pearl onion 3
cursed bottle of black-label rum 6
cursed bottle of rum 4
cursed cannonball 2
cursed dirty joke scroll 1
cursed sea biscuit 1
cursed voodoo skull 3
custard pie 2
cyborg doll 1
cyborg stompin' boot 1
cyclops eyedrops 1
D roll 26
Daffy Taffy 477
daisy 1
dance card 25
Danglin' Chad's loincloth 4
dark potion 24
day-old beer 1
deactivated MicroMechaMech 1
Deactivated O. A. F. 1
dead guy's watch 18
deadly lampshade 1
death blossom 2
decanter of fine Scotch 1
decaying goldfish liver 12
decaying wooden paddle 2
decaying wooden pole 1
deck of tropical cards 3
decorative fountain 1
defective skull 1
dehydrated caviar 99
delicious noodles 2
delicious spicy noodles 4
demon buckler 2
demon skin 31
demon whip 2
demon-horned hat 2
demonskin jacket 2
demonskin trousers 2
denim axe 1
dense meat crossbow 1
dense meat stack 76
dense meat staff 1
dense meat sword 1
dental pliers 1
dented harmonica 16
deodorant 43
depantsing bomb 105
depleted uranium seal figurine 1
desiccated apricot 99
detective skull 2
diamond necklace 17
diamond-studded cane 41
diamond-studded fronts 1
didgeridooka 237
Diet Cloaca Cola 2
digital key lime 2
digital key lime pie 2
dill 1
dingy planks 2
dire fudgesicle 63
dirty hobo gloves 669
disassembled clover 267
disbelief suspenders 1
Disco 'Fro Pick 2
disco ball 722
Disco Banjo 2
disco mask 812
disease 212
disembodied brain 20
disembodied smile 2
dishrag 11
disintegrating quill pen 89
disintegrating sheet music 1
disintegrating spiky collar 1
displaced fish 124
disposable instant camera 1
distilled fortified wine 10
distressed denim pants 466
disturbing fanfic 1,086
Divine 3
divine blowout 213
divine can of silly string 214
divine champagne flute 5
divine champagne popper 38
divine cracker 32
divine noisemaker 182
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 171
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 77
Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent 96
Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm 2
Dogsgotnonoz pills 1
doll house 1
Dolphin King's crown 22
dolphin whistle 27
donkey flipbook 6
dope gangsta bling-bling 3
dope wheels 4
Double Bacon Beelzeburger 229
double-barreled sling 6
double-ice box 1
double-ice britches 1
double-ice cap 1
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 20
drab sonata 40
draggin' ball hat 232
Dramatic™ range 23
dreadlock whip 286
dress pants 6
dried face 431
dried gelatinous cube 1
dripping meat crossbow 2
dripping meat staff 2
dripping meat sword 2
droll monocle 3
Drowsy Sword 22
drum machine 63
drum of tommy ammo 15
dry martini 2
dry noodles 1,214
dry vodka martini 1
drywall axe 25
ducha de oro 2
duck-on-a-string 1
duct tape 131
duct tape buckler 1
duct tape dockers 1
duct tape fedora 1
duct tape sword 1
duct tape wallet 1
dueling banjo 1
dueling turtle 2
dungeoneer's dungarees 7
duonoculars 12
Duskwalker fangs 3
Duskwalker syringe 20
dusty animal cranium 14
dusty animal jawbone 32
dusty animal pelvis 24
dusty animal skull 1
dusty bottle of Marsala 504
dusty bottle of Merlot 334
dusty bottle of Muscat 683
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 858
dusty bottle of Port 981
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 767
dusty eighth caudal vertebra 21
dusty eighth thoracic vertebra 18
dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra 19
dusty fifth caudal vertebra 27
dusty fifth cervical vertebra 15
dusty fifth lumbar vertebra 16
dusty fifth thoracic vertebra 17
dusty first caudal vertebra 13
dusty first cervical vertebra 14
dusty first lumbar vertebra 26
dusty first thoracic vertebra 23
dusty fourth caudal vertebra 16
dusty fourth cervical vertebra 23
dusty fourth lumbar vertebra 18
dusty fourth thoracic vertebra 19
dusty left clavicle 19
dusty left eighth rib 24
dusty left eleventh rib 19
dusty left femur 9
dusty left fibula 17
dusty left fifth rib 16
dusty left first front claw 21
dusty left first rear claw 17
dusty left first rib 21
dusty left fourth front claw 21
dusty left fourth rear claw 12
dusty left fourth rib 19
dusty left humerus 24
dusty left kneecap 7
dusty left ninth rib 29
dusty left radius 18
dusty left scapula 22
dusty left second front claw 25
dusty left second rear claw 17
dusty left second rib 15
dusty left seventh rib 29
dusty left sixth rib 23
dusty left tenth rib 20
dusty left third front claw 21
dusty left third rear claw 13
dusty left third rib 28
dusty left thumb 23
dusty left tibia 19
dusty left twelfth rib 23
dusty left ulna 24
dusty ninth caudal vertebra 32
dusty ninth thoracic vertebra 23
dusty right clavicle 22
dusty right eighth rib 24
dusty right eleventh rib 20
dusty right femur 9
dusty right fibula 29
dusty right fifth rib 8
dusty right first front claw 28
dusty right first rear claw 17
dusty right first rib 17
dusty right fourth front claw 19
dusty right fourth rear claw 32
dusty right fourth rib 15
dusty right humerus 33
dusty right kneecap 8
dusty right ninth rib 21
dusty right radius 26
dusty right scapula 18
dusty right second front claw 20
dusty right second rear claw 28
dusty right second rib 21
dusty right seventh rib 14
dusty right sixth rib 26
dusty right tenth rib 19
dusty right third front claw 34
dusty right third rear claw 27
dusty right third rib 17
dusty right thumb 26
dusty right tibia 18
dusty right twelfth rib 26
dusty right ulna 28
dusty sacral vertebrae 20
dusty second caudal vertebra 35
dusty second cervical vertebra 15
dusty second lumbar vertebra 24
dusty second thoracic vertebra 29
dusty seventh caudal vertebra 23
dusty seventh cervical vertebra 29
dusty seventh lumbar vertebra 43
dusty seventh thoracic vertebra 32
dusty sixth caudal vertebra 22
dusty sixth cervical vertebra 27
dusty sixth lumbar vertebra 16
dusty sixth thoracic vertebra 14
dusty tenth caudal vertebra 18
dusty tenth thoracic vertebra 27
dusty third caudal vertebra 11
dusty third cervical vertebra 8
dusty third lumbar vertebra 23
dusty third thoracic vertebra 29
dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra 33
dwarf bread 2
dwarvish magazine 10
dwarvish war helmet 1
dwarvish war kilt 1
dwarvish war mattock 1
Dyspepsi grenade 1
Dyspepsi-Cola 869
Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations 1
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues 6
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet 6
Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack 1
Dyspepsi-Cola shield 4
Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen 1
eagle feather 17
eagle's milk 31
ear poison 41
easter egg balloon 8
Eau de Guaneau 3
ectoplasmic orbs 43
eel skin 2
eelskin pants 1
effervescent potion 37
effluvious emerald 1
eggbeater 8
eggnog 1
El Sombrero De Lopez 2
El Vibrato power sphere 4
El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) 1
El Vibrato trapezoid 5
Elder Turtle Shell 9
electric snakebite 14
Elf Farm Raffle ticket 2
elf ploughshare 1
Elfin shortbread 2
Elmley shades 30
elven moonshine 1
elven squeeze 1
elven tambourine 1
Elvish delight 1
empty blowgun 1
empty Cloaca-Cola bottle 109
empty meat tank 16
enchanted barbell 8
enchanted bean 8
enchanted bean burrito 1
enchanted brass knuckles 2
enchanted eyepatch 2
enchanted toothpick 9
enchantlers 2
energy drink IV 287
enormous belt buckle 44
enormous hoop earring 8
Ent cider 163
escargotsicle 1
evil golden arch 118
evil golden arches 6
evil googly eye 1
evil teddy bear 1
evil teddy bear sewing kit 1
exactly-three-shaped box 1
exotic jungle fruit 3
expensive cigar 1
exploding hacky-sack 52
extra-fancy ring setting 1
extra-large palm-frond toupee 3
extra-potent gremlin mutagen 3
extra-spicy bloody mary 2
extra-strength strongness elixir 21
eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest 11
eXtreme meat crossbow 1
eXtreme meat staff 2
eXtreme meat sword 2
eXtreme mittens 45
eXtreme nose ring 2
eXtreme scarf 36
eye of newt 96
eye-pod 1
eyedrops of newt 1
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fancy but probably evil chocolate 1
fancy chocolate 1
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fat stacks of cash 3
felt 6
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots 282
fermenting powder 56
ferret bait 154
Ferrigno's Elixir of Power 4
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fetid feather 7
fettucini Inconnu 37
Feynman gate 1
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figurine of a cold seal 11
figurine of a shadowy seal 8
figurine of a sleek seal 3
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figurine of a stinking seal 11
figurine of a wretched-looking seal 1
filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") 57
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fire 1
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flaregun 250
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forest tears 3
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Frat Army FGF 165
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frigid mote 6
frigid ninja stars 1,922
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Frogade 4
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Genalen™ Bottle 4
General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket 5
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ghost of a necklace 12
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ghuol egg 95
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giant foam finger 251
giant giant moth dust 29
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giant moxie weed 19
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gibson 2
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gingerbread horror 1
gingerbread mutant bugbear 5
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glass of bourbon 10
glass of goat's milk 624
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gnatwing 80
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gnocchetti di Nietzsche 1
gnoll lips 35
gnoll teeth 39
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Gnollish casserole dish 4
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Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer 3
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Gold Velvet™ whiskey 1
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goofily-plumed helmet 1
googly eye 1
Gordon Bennett 1
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GOTO 4
goulauncher 1
gr8ps 69
grapefruit 28
grapes 224
grass whistle 1
grassy cutlass 8
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grave robbing shovel 8
Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob 1
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green pixel 215
green pixel potion 18
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green smoke bomb 19
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gremlin mutagen 1
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grog 3
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grouchy restless spirit 2,003
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grumpy old man charrrm 150
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guard turtle shell 68
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Gummi-Gnauga 9
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guy made of bee pollen 8
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half-melted spoon 1
half-orchid 1,061
half-rotten brain 6
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halfberd 9
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handful of pine needles 1,134
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happiness 24
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Hatorade 1
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Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance 6
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honey mead 1
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honey-dew 1
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Humanitini 2
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Ice-Cold Beer Ring 2
Ice-Cold Beerring 1
ice-cold fotie 14
ice-cold Sir Schlitz 39
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ice-cold Willer 131
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iGoogly 1
Iiti Kitty phone charm 138
imitation White Russian 25
immense cyborg hand 1
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Imp Ale 460
imp unity ring 17
impure gasoline 1
incredible pizza 4
incredibly creepy marionette 1
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infernal insoles 27
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inkwell 56
insane tophat 1
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Jarlsberg's key lime 3
Jarlsberg's key lime pie 3
jaunty feather 7
Jefferson wings 6
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Jocko Homo's head 1
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jumbo olive 9
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jungle floor wax 2
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junk food 1
junk trunks 1
junk yard 3
Junk-Bond 3
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Kentucky-style derby 1
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ketchup hound 59
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killing jar 9
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kiwi 120
kiwi beak 1
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Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar 10
Knob Goblin elite helm 54
Knob Goblin elite pants 42
Knob Goblin elite polearm 40
Knob Goblin elite shirt 35
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Knob Goblin firecracker 137
Knob Goblin harem pants 42
Knob Goblin harem veil 37
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Knob Goblin lunchbox 3
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Knob Goblin pants 77
Knob Goblin perfume 14
Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray 5
Knob Goblin scimitar 78
Knob Goblin seltzer 118
Knob Goblin sharpening spray 1
Knob Goblin spatula 5
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Knob Goblin superseltzer 50
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Knob Goblin Uberpants 1
Knob Goblin visor 50
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Knob Kitchen grab-bag 1
Knob lo mein 45
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knobby helmet turtle 7
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Knoll lo mein 2
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Knoll stir-fry 1
kobold kibble 1
Krakrox's Loincloth 1
kumquat 10
kumquat supersucker 1
La Fantasma y La Oscuridad 1
large box 28
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large tankard of ale 2
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lavawater 1
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lavender plastic oyster egg 1
law-abiding citizen cane 1
Lazybones™ recliner 2
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lead yo-yo 3
leaf 1
leaf of grass 13
leaflet 1
leather bookmark 1
leather chaps 33
leather mask 28
leathery bat skin 81
leathery cat skin 80
leathery rat skin 27
Lederhosen of the Night 2
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left parenthesis 2
leftovers of indeterminate origin 57
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lemon meringue pie 1
length of string 1
leotarrrd 6
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less-than-three-shaped box 2
lesser grodulated violet 56
Let Me Be! 1
lewd playing card 2
libation of liveliness 3
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lihc eye 66
lihc eye pie 3
lihc face 27
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line 1
linoleum crossbow 3
linoleum ore 13
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lion oil 3
little black book 5
little paper umbrella 1,176
little red book 1
loadstone 2
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Lockenstock™ sandals 122
Locust 1
logic synthesizer 1
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Lord of the Flies-sized fries 1
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 21
los chinos 1
lotion of coldness 3
lotion of hotness 3
lotion of sleaziness 3
lotion of spookiness 3
lotion of stench 3
love song of naughty innuendo 1
low-budget shield 11
lowercase N 127
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lucky rabbit's foot 20
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lupine sword 4
lynyrd musk 24
lynyrd snare 16
M-242 2
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Mad Train wine 233
madius 1
Mae West with a fly in it 1
mafia aria 1
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magical ice cubes 1,058
magical mystery juice 12
magicalness-in-a-can 16
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magilaser blastercannon 297
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maid head 2
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mana curds 30
mandarina colada 1
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maple syrup 1
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mariachi hat 517
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Mariner's Friend cough drops 1
marionette 1
marionette collective 1
Mark I Steam-Hat 1
Mark II Steam-Hat 2
Mark III Steam-Hat 2
Mark IV Steam-Hat 2
Mark V Steam-Hat 2
marshmallow 8
martini 2
marzipan skull 34
massive sitar 7
mauve polka-dot oyster egg 2
Maxwell's Silver Hammer 22
McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade 1
McMillicancuddy's Special Lager 60
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Meat detector 2
meat engine 10
meat face 1
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meat golem 2
Meat maid 1
Meat maid body 1
meat paste 380
meat stack 209
meat vortex 82
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meaty helmet turtle 2
Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs 21
megatofu 92
Meleegra™ pills 90
melted Jell-o shot 1
menorette 1
menudo 2
mesh cap 40
metal mandible 1
metallic A 264
metallic foil bow 1
metallic foil radar dish 1
metrognome 1
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler 16
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub 463
midriff scrubs 662
milk of magnesium 1
milky potion 26
mimosette 1
mind flayer corpse 17
miner's helmet 15
miner's pants 17
miniature boiler 5
miniature carton of clove cigarettes 1
miniature castagnets 1
miniature dormouse 1
miniature espresso maker 1
miniature Jacob's ladder 1
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Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot 1
Miniborg hiveminder 1
Miniborg laser 1
Miniborg stomper 1
Miniborg strangler 1
minin' dynamite 2
Misty Cape 4
Misty Cloak 7
Misty Robe 2
mixed wildflower greens 3
Mob Penguin cellular phone 1
mocking turtle 51
Mohawk wig 440
mojo filter 20
molotov cocktail cocktail 116
molten scrap metal 11
Mon Tiki 1
monkey wrench 1
monomolecular yo-yo 1
Monstar energy beverage 279
moonglasses 1
moose antlers 10
moose chocolate 37
moose thought 22
Mornington crescent roll 10
mostly-broken sunglasses 12
mother's little helper 32
Mountain Stream soda 291
mouse skull 13
moxie magnet 1
moxie weed 175
Mr. Haggis 1
Mr. Joe's bangles 4
Mr. Mediocrebar 17
MSG 1
Mt. McLargeHuge oyster 1
Mudflap-Girl Necklace 1
mugcake 1
mullet wig 3
mummy mask 1
mummy wrapping 233
murky potion 32
mushroom fermenting solution 49
mushroom pizza 2
musk turtle 37
mysterious silver lapel pin 13
nanite-infested candy cane 1
nanite-infested eggnog 1
nanite-infested fruitcake 1
nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear 1
nanofiber cloth 1
Nardz energy beverage 8
nasty rat mask 1
nasty-smelling moss 1
nastygeist 5
natty blue ascot 1
natural fennel soda 88
ND 1
necklace chain 1
Necrotelicomnicon 1
Newbiesport™ tent 4
Newman's Own Trousers 2
NG 4
Nickel Gamma of Frugality 1
ninja hot pants 26
ninja mop 16
ninja rope 1
non-aged vinegar 1
not-a-pipe 7
nothing-in-the-box 99
nuclear stockpile 1
nutty organic salad 1
O'RLY manual 20
obsidian dagger 10
ocarina of space 201
ocean motion 2
odor extractor 1
off-white paisley oyster egg 2
office-supply crossbow 1
oil cap 1
oil of expertise 6
oil of oiliness 2
Oil of Parrrlay 26
oil of slipperiness 1
oil of stability 3
oil shell 7
oily boid 6
ointment of the occult 3
old bronzer 12
old coin purse 23
old eyebrow pencil 12
old leather wallet 16
old rosewater cream 12
old sweatpants 525
old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie 1
olive 32
olive lo mein 10
olive stir-fry 1
one pill 32
onion shurikens 2
open sauce 48
opera mask 5
orange 5
orange and black Crimboween candy 1
orange candy heart 7
orange candygram 1
orange peel hat 2
orange popsicle 1
Orange Star of Sacrifice 1
orc wrist 16
Orcish baseball cap 12
Orcish cargo shorts 10
Orcish frat-paddle 26
orcish hand lotion 21
Orcish meat locker 1
orcish nailing lube 21
orcish rubber 20
orcish stud-finder 5
Order of the Silver Wossname 2
Oreille Divisée brandy 1
original G 554
ornate ancient cursed chest 3
ornate picture frame 16
Othello's military jacket 2
out-of-tune biwa 1
outlaw bandana 1
outrageous sombrero 10
oven mitts 4
overcookie 5
overloaded micro-reactor 1
overpriced "imported" beer 1
oversized fish scaler 1
oversized pipe 356
oversized pizza cutter 285
oversized skullcap 9
ovoid leather thing 7
oyster basket 4
pack of chewing gum 1
pack of KWE trading card 4
pack of pogs 22
packet of tofurkey gravy 1
padded tortoise 4
PADL Phone 803
pail 66
painful penne pasta 1
Paint A Vulgar Pitcher 1
painted shield 1
painted turtle 7
painting of a glass of wine 40
paisley spore pod 78
palm frond 88
palm-frond capris 2
palm-frond cloak 1
palm-frond fan 2
palm-frond net 2
palm-frond whip 1
panhandle panhandling hat 3
pants kit 1
pants of the Slug Lord 14
panty raider camouflage 60
papaya 1
papaya sling 2
papaya slung 1
papaya taco 3
paper-plate-mail pants 1
paperclip sproinger 1
paperclip turban 1
papier-mâché glob 1
papier-mâché toothpicks 1
papier-mâchéte 1
papier-mâchaeranthera 1
papier-mâchine gun 1
papier-mâchuridars 2
papier-masque 2
papier-mitre 2
papier-mochi 1
papotion of papower 3
paranormal ricotta 2
party hat 3
pasta spoon 497
pat-a-cake pendant 17
patchouli incense stick 57
patchouli oil bomb 19
patent antipsychotics 1
peace-sign necklace 2
peach 130
peach lozenge 2
peach pie 2
pear 65
pear lozenge 3
pear supersucker 1
pear tart 2
pec oil 43
PEEZ dispenser 118
pencil stub 31
Pendant of Fire 1
penguin shorts 2
penguin skin 1
penguin skin buckler 2
penguin whip 2
penguinskin mini-kilt 2
pentacorn hat 1
Penultimate Fantasy chest 39
peppermint crook 1
peppermint patty 4
peppermint twist 1
perfect dark and stormy 1
perfect ice cube 3
perforated battle paddle 320
perfume of prejudice 3
perpendicular hula with a fly in it 1
pestoblade 2
pestopiary 51
pet rock "Snooty" disguise 1
petrified noodles 1
pewter claymore 2
phat turquoise bead 13
phat turquoise bracelet 2
philosopher's scone 10
philter of phorce 4
phish stick 3
phonics down 1,647
photoprotoneutron torpedo 276
Pick-O-Matic lockpicks 4
pickle-flavored chewing gum 55
Piddles 2
pie crust 7
pie man was not meant to eat 2
piece of wedding cake 6
piercing post 1
pigeon egg 44
pile of candy 62
pile of dusty animal bones 87
pile of jumping beans 36
pill cup 8,951
pillow shell 5
pimpin' meat hat 1
pine cone 1
pine tar 1
Pine-Fresh air freshener 16
pink candy heart 4
pink candygram 1
pink clay bead 44
Pink Heart of Spirit 1
pink pony 2
pink slime 52
pink-frosted astral cupcake 1
pipe wrench 1
pirate pamphlet 2
pirate pelvis 16
pirate shirt 1
pirate skull 1
pirate tract 1
pitchfork 17
pitted sheet metal 2
pixel boomerang 1
pixel hat 2
pixel pants 1
pixel shield 1
pixel sword 1
pixellated candy heart 3
plaid swatch 4
plain brown wrapper 4
plain old beer 1
plain pizza 11
plastic cup of beer 1
plastic guitar 33
plot hole 803
plum 2
plum lozenge 2
plum wine 2
pocket theremin 3
pointed stick 11
pointy mushroom 13
Polka Pop 2
polka-dot bow tie 3
poltergeist-in-the-jar-o 1
polyalloy shield 1
Polysniff Perfume 15
pool cue 19
poppy 253
popsicle stick 21
pork elf goodies sack 16
porquoise 2
porquoise eyebrow ring 1
porquoise ring 1
portable table 1
possessed tomato 4
possessed top 1
possibility potion 2
potato pistol 1
potato sprout 1
potent potion of potency 4
potion of potency 1
potion of temporary gr8ness 4
potted cactus 1
poultrygeist 2
poutine 4
powdered organs 136
pr0n cocktail 1
pr0n legs 224
pr0n m4nic0tti 1
pr0n stir-fry 1
pr0n taco 2
pregnant mushroom 1
premium malt liquor 60
pretty bouquet 2
pretty flower 233
Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit 1
Princess Rutabaga trading card 1
prismatic wad 6
Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket 4
probability potion 258
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Yummy Tummy bean 86
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