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Display Case for ThiefAlt (#1264964)
This player is ranked #415 for Most Unique Items with a total of 2,156 items.

This player is a member of the clan Dominos Pizza.

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ThiefAlt (#1264964)
This player has 2,156 unique items and 80,498 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"DRINK ME" potion 195
"meat" stick 1
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 15
1-ball 5
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 42
2-ball 6
25-meat staff 1
3-ball 1
30669 scroll 24
33398 scroll 1
334 scroll 10
4-ball 5
4-d camera 20
4-dimensional guitar 48
5-ball 1
6-ball 1
64067 scroll 1
668 scroll 8
7-ball 1
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 11
8-ball 22
a butt tuba 5
abominable blubber 5
abominable snowcone 2
acid-squirting flower 21
acoustic guitarrr 4
actual tapas 6
adder bladder 8
all-purpose cleaner 39
alpha-mail pants 1
alphabet gum 2
ammonite fossil 1
amok pudding 1
amulet of extreme plot significance 112
ancient cursed foot locker 1
ancient frozen dinner 15
ancient ice cream scoop 62
ancient Magi-Wipes 479
ancient poisoned dart 7
ancient protein powder 229
Ancient Saucehelm 1
ancient spice 63
ancient turtle shell helmet 1
ancient vinyl coin purse 10
Angelhair Culottes 1
Angry Farmer candy 1,257
ankleweights 1
anniversary balloon 1
anniversary gift box 6
annoying pitchfork 14
ant agonist 15
ant pick 1
ant pitchfork 1
ant rake 1
anti-anti-antidote 582
anticheese 4
antique greaves 40
antique hand mirror 11
antique helmet 45
antique packet of ketchup 3
antique shield 37
antique spear 36
aquamariner's ring 1
Argarggagarg's fang 1
armgun 109
around the world 4
arrrgyle socks 2
asbestos apron 10
asbestos helmet turtle 1
asbestos ore 16
asbestos staff 1
ASCII shirt 6
Asleep in the Cemetery 6
asparagus knife 89
asparagus lo mein 1
asshat 1
automatic catapult 1
auxiliary backbone 1
awful poetry journal 1,310
baby killer bee 7
baconstone 2
baconstone earring 1
baconstone pendant 1
baconstone ring 1
bad-ass club 2
badass belt 10
bag of lard 1
bag of pygmy blood 101
baggie of powdered sugar 23
balaclava 2
balaclava baklava 6
balloon helmet 1
balloon monkey 3
balloon shield 1
balloon sword 5
ballpark hot daub 1
bamboo bokuto 1
banana milkshake 2
banana smoothie 1
bananagate 1
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 1
bar skin 17
bar whip 1
barbed-wire fence 2
bargain flash powder 1
bark beret 1
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 1
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 5
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 4
barrrnacle 33
barskin buckler 1
barskin cloak 1
barskin hat 1
barskin loincloth 1
barskin tent 1
bartender-in-the-box 1
baseball 14
basic meat pants 6
basic meat spork 1
basic meat sword 2
bastard baster 1
bat guano 42
bat haggis 1
bat hat 1
bat whip 1
bat wing 81
bat wing kabob 1
batblade 7
batgut 78
Battlie Light Saver 5
beach glass bead 1
beach glass necklace 1
beanbag chair 5
beaten-up Chucks 2
beaver spear 1
bed of coals 4
beer basted brat 1
beer bomb 207
beer bong 80
beer helmet 136
beer lens 53
beer-scented teddy bear 1
beer-soaked mop 38
begpwnia 1
bejeweled pledge pin 119
belemnite candy mold 1
bellhop bell 1
Ben-Gal™ Balm 2
bezoar ring 1
BGE pocket calendar 1
big bad voodoo mask 1
big bass drum 21
big dribbly candle 1
big red clown nose 55
big stick 105
bigger stick 1
bilge wine 22
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 1
bird rib 12
Bit O' Ectoplasm 3
bit of clingfilm 10
bit-o-cactus 24
black & tan 1
black cowboy hat 1
black eyedrops 1
black forest cake 6
black forest ham 1
black greaves 15
black helmet 3
black kettle drum 2
Black No. 2 7
black paisley oyster egg 2
black pension check 8
black pepper 9
black pixel 22
black plastic oyster egg 8
black pudding 40
black shield 6
black snake skin 1
black spot 4
black striped oyster egg 2
black sword 8
blackberry 9
Blackfly Chardonnay 3
Blatantly Canadian 2
Bling of the New Wave 1
Blizzards I Have Died In 2
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 11
bloodied surgical dungarees 2
bloody beer 162
bloody clown pants 59
bloody mary 1
blue class ring 15
blue pixel 102
blue pixel potion 2
blue plastic oyster egg 3
blue shell 1
blue suede shoes 1
boilermaker 1
bone abacus 1
bone flute 5
bone rattle 3
Bonerdagon necklace 1
booty chest charrrm 11
Boozehounds Anonymous token 4
Boris's key lime 3
Boris's key lime pie 1
Boris's ring 1
Boss Bat bling 5
Boss Drops 1
bottle of alcohol 18
bottle of antifreeze 5
bottle of cooking sherry 13
bottle of gin 55
bottle of goofballs 8
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 2
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 65
bottle of Pinot Renoir 1
bottle of popskull 1
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 3
bottle of rum 142
bottle of sake 2
bottle of sewage schnapps 35
bottle of tequila 180
bottle of ultravitamins 3
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 1
bottle of vodka 148
bottle of whiskey 235
bottle opener belt buckle 85
bottled inspiration 1
bounty-hunting rifle 1
bowl of cottage cheese 115
bowl of fishysoisse 3
bowl of Jeal-O 70
bowl of lucky charms 1
bowl of rye sprouts 19
box 116
box of sunshine 6
box turtle 3
box-in-the-box-in-the-box 1
boxcar turtle 217
boxed wine 43
boxing glove 2
boxing glove on a spring 1
brains casserole 2
brainy skull 1
brass dorsal fin 1
brass gear 145
breakfast mess 8
breath mint 27
Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air 6
brick 2
BRICKO bat 1
BRICKO brick 272
BRICKO elephant 1
BRICKO hat 1
BRICKO octopus 1
BRICKO ooze 1
BRICKO oyster 1
BRICKO pants 1
BRICKO python 1
BRICKO sword 1
BRICKO turtle 1
briefcase 52
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 1
brine 1
brittle plastic handle 1
broken skull 15
broken sword 39
bronze breastplate 5
bronzed locust 24
brown felt tophat 57
brown sugar cane 26
bubble bauble bow 1
bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban 1
bubblewrap ore 3
bubblin' crude 80
bubbly potion 132
bucket of honey 2
buckler buckle 108
buckyball 1
buffalo blade 1
bugbear beanie 75
bugbear bungguard 68
bullet-proof corduroys 38
bum cheek 79
bunch of square grapes 23
buoybottoms 3
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 1
C.H.U.M. knife 2
cactus fruit 14
calavera concertina 1
can cannon 1
can of Binarrrca 17
can of black paint 1
can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ 3
can of maces 3
can of Red Minotaur 19
can of spinach 4
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 1
candied kobold 2
candied yams 2
candy brain 2
candy cane 3
candy cane candygram 1
cane-mail pants 1
cane-mail shirt 1
cannonball charrrm 15
canopic jar 320
canteen of wine 1
carbonated soy milk 5
carbonated water lily 27
cardboard box turtle 1
cardboard ore 5
cardboard wakizashi 21
caret 1
carob brownies 3
carob cannon 1
carob chunk cookies 2
carob chunks 7
carrot claret 1
carrot nose 1
casino pass 7
cast 15
cast-iron legacy paddle 1
cat appendix 12
catgut 23
catgut taco 1
catskin cap 1
centipede eggs 21
centurion helmet 1
chain-mail monokini 1
chaos butterfly 1,227
charged magnet 1
charming flute 2
cheap cigar butt 8
cheap plastic blowgun 1
cheap toaster 1
chef's hat 72
chef-in-the-box 1
cherry pie 1
Chester's Aquarius medallion 1
Chester's cutoffs 1
Chester's muscle shirt 1
Chester's sunglasses 2
chewing gum on a string 19
chintzy noodle ring 1
chintzy seal pendant 1
chintzy turtle brooch 1
chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli 5
chloroform rag 30
chocolate filthy lucre 1
chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses 1
Choker of the Ultragoth 1
chopsticks 44
chorizo brownies 24
chorizo taco 19
chrome helmet turtle 1
chrome ore 9
chrome sword 2
chunk of rock salt 2
cigar box turtle 49
Claw of the Infernal Seal 1
clay peace-sign bead 1
clingfilm cap 1
clingfilm slippers 1
clingfilm tangle 1
clingfilm trousers 1
Cloaca Cola Polar 2
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 1
Cloaca-Cola helmet 4
clockwork bartender-in-the-box 1
clockwork chef-in-the-box 1
clockwork doohickey 1
clockwork handle 1
clockwork hat 2
clockwork key 3
clockwork maid 4
clockwork pants 1
clockwork staff 1
clockwork trench coat 1
cloudy potion 121
clown shoes 28
clown skin 1
clown wig 2
clownskin belt 1
clownskin buckler 1
clownskin harness 1
club necklace 4
club of the five seasons 1
clutch of dodecapede eggs 16
cob of corn 1
cocktail napkin 13
cocoa egg 10
cocoa eggshell fragment 344
coconut shell 203
Codpiece of the Goblin King 1
coffin lid 41
cog 174
cog and sprocket assembly 1
Colander of Em-er'il 2
cold hi mein 11
Cold Hots candy 4
cold ninja mask 41
cold powder 2
cold wad 1
collapsible baton 1
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 1
Comet Pop 1
comfy coffin 6
commemorative war stein 57
communications windchimes 1
compression stocking 3,949
concentrated garbage juice 2
concentrated magicalness pill 6
Connery's Elixir of Audacity 1
control crystal 1
cool mushroom 32
cool mushroom casserole 1
cool whip 11
Copper Alpha of Sincerity 3
copper ha'penny charrrm 6
corn holder 9
corncob pipe 8
cornuthaum 19
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 1
Corpse Island iced tea 2
corpse on the beach 4
corpsedriver 1
corpsetini 2
correction fluid 162
corrupt club of corrupt corruption 1
corrupted data 1
costume sword 3
cottage 1
cotton candy bale 3
cotton candy cone 1
cotton candy pillow 4
cotton candy pinch 2
cotton candy plug 4
cranberries 574
crazy hobo notebook 6
crazy little Turkish delight 3
cream of pointy mushroom soup 1
cream pie 1
cream stout 21
creamsicle 28
creepy ginger ale 1
creepy-ass club 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) 1
Crimbo pie 1
Crimbo ukulele 1
crossbow string 93
crotchety pants 1
crowbar 2
crowbarrr 1
Crown of the Goblin King 5
cruelty-free wine 1
crumbling rat skull 16
crystal skeleton vodka 3
crystalline reamer 1
crystallized memory 1
cup of infinite pencils 12
cup of lukewarm tea 1
cup of primitive beer 2
curdflinger 1
curmudgel 7
cyclops eyedrops 1
Daffy Taffy 31
daisy 1
dance card 5
Danglin' Chad's loincloth 2
dark potion 131
dead guy's memento 1
dead guy's watch 158
deadly lampshade 3
death blossom 1
decaying goldfish liver 30
decaying wooden paddle 1
decaying wooden pole 1
deck of tropical cards 1
decomposed boot 1
decorative fountain 1
dehydrated caviar 7
delicious noodles 1
delicious spicy noodles 1
delicious swamp muck 11
demon buckler 1
demon skin 1
demon whip 1
demon-horned hat 1
demonskin jacket 1
demonskin trousers 1
dense meat crossbow 1
dense meat stack 12
dense meat staff 2
dense meat sword 2
dented harmonica 30
deodorant 8
depantsing bomb 30
depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt 1
depleted uranium seal figurine 1
desiccated apricot 7
detective skull 1
devilish folio 1
diamond necklace 3
diamond-studded cane 9
didgeridooka 20
digital key lime 2
digital key lime pie 1
dill 1
dingy planks 1
dire fudgesicle 13
dirty hobo gloves 88
disassembled clover 468
disbelief suspenders 3
Disco 'Fro Pick 1
disco ball 333
disco mask 318
disease 64
disembodied brain 19
disembodied smile 1
dishrag 2
disintegrating quill pen 55
displaced fish 25
distilled fortified wine 7
distressed denim pants 134
disturbing fanfic 1,183
divine blowout 61
divine can of silly string 3
divine cracker 1
divine noisemaker 1
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 626
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 1
Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic 1
Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent 1
Dogsgotnonoz pills 1
Dolphin King's crown 6
donkey flipbook 2
dope wheels 1
Double Bacon Beelzeburger 1
double-ice box 1
double-ice britches 1
double-ice cap 1
double-ice gum 4
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 6
drab sonata 12
draggin' ball hat 57
dragon snaps 4
Dramatic™ range 2
dreadful roast 1
Dreadsylvanian Almanac page 9
dried face 15
dripping meat crossbow 1
dripping meat staff 1
dripping meat sword 1
drop of water-37 1
Drowsy Sword 8
drum machine 22
dry martini 1
dry noodles 1,691
dry vodka martini 1
drywall axe 7
ducha de oro 1
duct tape 111
duct tape buckler 1
duct tape dockers 1
duct tape fedora 1
duct tape shirt 1
duct tape sword 2
dueling banjo 1
dueling turtle 1
dungeoneer's dungarees 3
Duskwalker fangs 1
Duskwalker syringe 2
dusty animal skull 1
dusty bottle of Marsala 104
dusty bottle of Merlot 123
dusty bottle of Muscat 159
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 72
dusty bottle of Port 116
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 74
dusty right fourth front claw 1
dusty right tenth rib 1
dwarf bread 1
dwarvish magazine 16
dwarvish war kilt 1
dwarvish war mattock 1
Dyspepsi-Cola 75
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues 6
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet 1
Dyspepsi-Cola shield 1
ear poison 64
Earring of Fire 1
easter egg balloon 8
Eau de Guaneau 1
eel skin 2
eelskin hat 1
eelskin pants 2
eelskin shield 1
effervescent potion 114
eggbeater 2
eggnog 1
El Sombrero De Lopez 2
Elder Turtle Shell 2
Elf Farm Raffle ticket 2
Elmley shades 7
elven limbos gingerbread 1
elven moonshine 1
empty Cloaca-Cola bottle 21
empty meat tank 8
enchanted bean 40
enchanted brass knuckles 1
enchanted eyepatch 2
enchanted handwarmer 1
enchanted toothpick 4
enchantlers 1
encoder ring 1
energy drink IV 103
enormous belt buckle 8
enormous hoop earring 2
Ent cider 3
especially salty dog 1
evil golden arch 33
evil golden arches 1
exploding hacky-sack 1
explosion-flavored chewing gum 1
extra-greasy slider 2
extra-large palm-frond toupee 1
extra-spicy bloody mary 83
extra-strength strongness elixir 7
eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest 11
eXtreme meat crossbow 1
eXtreme meat staff 1
eXtreme meat sword 1
eXtreme mittens 26
eXtreme nose ring 1
eXtreme scarf 29
eye of newt 3
eyedrops of newt 1
eyedrops of the ermine 1
eyepatch 22
f3d0r4 48
facsimile dictionary 5
fake blood 4
Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium 1
fancy bath salts 104
fancy beef jerky 1
fancy schmancy cheese sauce 1
fancy seashell necklace 1
farfalle bow tie 1
fat loot token 13
fat wallet 1
felt 1
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots 2
fermenting powder 52
ferret bait 13
Ferrigno's Elixir of Power 5
fertilized ghuol egg 1
fetid feather 16
fettucini Inconnu 97
fez of etymology 1
fiery wing 2
figurine of a charred seal 1
figurine of a cold seal 1
figurine of a shadowy seal 1
figurine of a sleek seal 2
figurine of an armored seal 2
filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") 18
filigreed hamethyst earring 1
filigreed hamethyst necklace 1
filigreed hamethyst ring 1
filth-encrusted futon 1
filthy corduroys 8
filthy knitted dread sack 5
filthy lucre 3
filthy pestle 1
filthy poultice 11
fine aged cheddarwurst 8
fine wine 2
fire flower 2
fire poi 9
fish-liver oil 28
fishy fish casserole 1
fizzing spore pod 2
fizzy potion 83
flamin' bindle 3
flaming cardboard sword 1
flaming crutch 12
flaming feather 8
flaming mushroom 45
flaming talons 1
flange 1
flaregun 4
flashing novelty button 1
flask of baconstone juice 1
flask of hamethyst juice 1
flask of porquoise juice 1
Flaskfull of Hollow 1
flat dough 7
flavorless gruel 18
flimsy clipboard 18
flirtatious feather 10
floaty inverse geode 1
floaty rock 1
floaty sand 14
floral print shirt 16
flower petal pie 1
flowing hippy skirt 3
flute of flat champagne 4
flypaper staff 1
foam noodle 1
foggy glass globe 1
foolscap fool's cap 19
foon 1
foon of fearfulness 1
foon of fleshiness 1
foon of foulness 1
foon of frigidity 1
foon of fulmination 1
foot-long hot daub 1
football helmet 1
forest tears 2
fortune cookie 1
Frat Army FGF 45
frayed rope belt 12
Freddy Kruegerand 142
freezerburned ice cube 2
freezin' bindle 1
freshwater pearl necklace 1
fricasseed brains 9
frightful feather 16
frigid air mattress 2
frigid hankyū 15
frigid mote 2
frigid ninja stars 416
frigid-ass club 1
frilly shirt 7
frilly skirt 44
Frogade 1
Frost™ brand sword 1
frost-rimed seal hide 2
Frosty's carrot 1
Frosty's frosty mug 2
Frosty's iceball 1
Frosty's old silk hat 1
frozen feather 11
frozen mushroom 35
frozen nunchaku 42
frozen seal spine 1
fruitcake 30
funky dried mushroom 35
furniture dolly 33
furry fur 1
furry green earmuffs 1
furry kilt 1
furry pants 1
furry skirt 1
fustulent seal grulch 1
fuzzy busby 2
fuzzy dice 4
fuzzy montera 2
ga-ga radio 1
Gaia beads 7
Galapagosian Cuisses 1
Game Grid ticket 258
GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine 1
Garter of the Turtle Poacher 1
gas balloon 41
gator skin 27
gatorskin umbrella 2
gauze garter 136
gauze hammock 1
gauze shorts 1
Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire 1
gearbox necklace 1
Genalen™ Bottle 1
ghast iron cleaver 1
ghast iron codpiece 1
ghast iron Garibaldi 1
ghast iron heater shield 1
ghast iron ingot 1
ghost cucumber 2
ghost key 2
ghost of a necklace 1
ghost pickle on a stick 1
ghost toga 1
ghuol ears 465
ghuol egg 404
ghuol egg quiche 1
ghuol guolash 171
ghuol-ear kabob 1
giant artisanal rice peeler 2
giant cactus quill 9
giant cheesestick 1
giant discarded bottlecap 3
giant discarded plastic fork 1
giant discarded torn-up glove 2
giant driftwood sculpture 1
giant foam finger 79
giant giant moth dust 20
giant green gummi ingot 2
giant gym membership card 3
giant heirloom grape tomato 3
giant jar of protein powder 6
giant motorcycle boots 2
giant moxie weed 10
giant needle 1,233
giant penguin keychain 6
giant pinky ring 5
giant red gummi ingot 3
giant safety pin 84
giant turkey leg 3
giant yellow gummi ingot 2
gimlet 1
gin-soaked blotter paper 1
gingerbread bugbear 1
gingerbread mutant bugbear 2
giraffe-necked turtle 2
gladiator tunica 1
Glass Balls of the Goblin King 1
glass eye 1
glass gnoll eye 2
glass of baboon milk 2
glass of goat's milk 65
glistening staff 1
glittery mascara 2
glob of spoiled mayo 12
gloomy black mushroom 20
glow-in-the-dark wristwatch 1
glowing fungus 2
glowing red eye 147
gnatloaf casserole 1
gnatwing 16
gnatwing earring 1
gnauga hide 2
gnauga hide chaps 1
gnauga hide kilt 1
gnauga hide skirt 1
gnauga hide vest 1
gnocchetti di Nietzsche 7
gnoll lips 47
gnoll teeth 54
gnoll-tooth necklace 1
Gnollish autoplunger 2
Gnollish casserole dish 9
Gnollish flyswatter 39
Gnollish pie server 40
Gnollish pie tin 6
Gnollish plunger 46
Gnollish slotted spoon 46
Gnollish toolbox 114
Gnomish toolbox 1
Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer 3
goat 1
goat beard 28
goat cheese 159
goat cheese pizza 7
goat cheese taco 1
goatskin umbrella 7
gob of wet hair 97
gold lamé pants 4
gold wedding ring 2
goofily-plumed helmet 1
googly eye 4
goth kid t-shirt 3
GOTO 1
gr8ps 63
grapefruit 20
grapes 5
grass blade 1
grass hat 1
grass skirt 1
grass whistle 1
grassy cutlass 3
Grateful Undead T-shirt 8
grave robbing shovel 61
grease gun 1
green balloon 1
green beer 10
green candy heart 25
green clay bead 20
green drunki-bear 2
green gummi ingot 3
green LavaCo Lamp™ 1
green pixel 11
green pixel potion 17
green smoke bomb 6
green-frosted astral cupcake 2
gremlin juice 4
grinning turtle 1
grog 1
groovy prism necklace 1
grouchy restless spirit 10
grue egg 6
grue egg omelette 1
grumpy old man charrrm 15
grungy bandana 6
grungy flannel shirt 1
guard turtle collar 1
guard turtle shell 5
guitar pick 7
gummi canary 2
gummi salamander 2
gummi snake 2
gummi turtle 23
Gummi-Gnauga 1
guy made of bee pollen 4
gym shorts 1
haggis socks 1
hair spray 8
half-baked potion 51
half-orchid 2
half-rotten brain 4
half-size scalpel 2
half-sized guitar 11
halfberd 5
hamethyst 2
hamethyst earring 1
hamethyst ring 1
hamlet sandwich 53
hand grenegg 1
hand-carved bow 1
handful of confetti 8
handful of drink tickets 2
handful of hand chalk 28
handful of moss 7
handful of pine needles 2
handful of sand 131
handful of sawdust 40
handful of walnuts 1
handsomeness potion 22
happiness 6
Happy Birthday, Claude! cake 1
hard spore pod 10
harem girl t-shirt 2
Hatorade 1
haunted battery 1
hawk 15
head mirror 1
headhunter necktie 2
heart necklace 5
heart of the volcano 5
heart-shaped balloon 1
heavy crown 10
heavy D 1,502
heavy metal sonata 2
heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr 2
hedgeturtle 10
Hell ramen 15
hellion cube 34
hellseal claw 34
hellseal whisker 22
helm of the white knight 2
helmet recipe 93
helmet turtle 343
hemp string 1
henna face paint 8
henna tattoo 1
herb brownies 34
herbal stuffing 2
herbs 58
hermit permit 5
high-energy mining laser 1
hill of beans 190
Himalayan Hidalgo sauce 1
hippo skin buckler 1
hippo whip 1
hippopotamus kilt 1
hippopotamus pants 1
hippopotamus skin 7
hippopotamus skirt 1
hipposkin poncho 2
Hippy Army MPE 9
hippy herbal tea 1
hippy medical kit 14
hippy protest button 42
hobo nickel 2
Hodgman's blanket 1
Hodgman's harmonica 2
Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics 1
Hodgman's lucky sock 1
Hodgman's porkpie hat 1
holiday cheese log 1
Hollandaise helmet 297
honey dipper 1
honey mead 1
honey stick 3
honey-dipped locust 31
honeybritches 1
honeycap 1
honeypot 1
hors d'oeuvre tray 2
hot cross bow 1
hot date 18
hot daub bun 1
hot daub stand 1
hot hi mein 12
hot katana blade 47
hot plate 3
hot powder 2
hot wing 79
hovering sombrero 1
huge spoon 45
hyperinflated seal lung 2
ice skate decoy 1
Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace 1
Ice-Cold Beer Ring 1
Ice-Cold Beerring 1
ice-cold fotie 96
ice-cold Sir Schlitz 53
ice-cold six-pack 113
ice-cold Willer 456
icy katana hilt 72
icy-hot katana 1
Iiti Kitty phone charm 135
imbued seal-blubber candle 2
Imp Ale 160
imp unity ring 4
infernal fife 4
infernal insoles 6
inflatable duck 1
inkwell 41
insane tophat 2
insanely spicy bean burrito 1
insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito 1
insanely spicy jumping bean burrito 20
Instant Karma 1
invisible bag 1
irate sombrero 14
Iron Beta of Industry 2
irradiated candy cane 4
irradiated pet snacks 2
irradiated turtle 5
jabañero-flavored chewing gum 25
jack flapper 2
jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade 4
jar of fermented pickle juice 3
jar of squeeze 2
Jarlsberg's key lime 3
Jarlsberg's key lime pie 1
jerky coins 4
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Kissin' Cousins 3
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knob bugle 6
Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar 6
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Knob Goblin elite pants 46
Knob Goblin elite polearm 41
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Knob Goblin firecracker 643
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Knob Goblin harem veil 20
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Knob Goblin melon baller 7
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Knob Goblin seltzer 73
Knob Goblin steroids 15
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Krakrox's Loincloth 1
kumquartz 1
La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez 1
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Let Me Be! 4
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lint 1
lion oil 5
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loadstone 3
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long pork 13
long pork lasagna 1
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Lord of the Flies-sized fries 1
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 8
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lotion of hotness 6
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lowercase N 99
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Mace of the Tortoise 1
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magical ice cubes 218
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magicalness-in-a-can 66
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Maxwell's Silver Hammer 4
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meat golem 1
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meat stack 208
meat vortex 129
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Meleegra™ pills 39
menudo 1
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metallic A 249
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler 14
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub 1,240
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milky potion 79
mind flayer corpse 47
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miner's pants 9
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mocking turtle 6
Mohawk wig 113
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Mon Tiki 18
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mother's secret recipe 1
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Mr. Joe's bangles 13
Mr. Mediocrebar 19
MSG 12
muculent machete 2
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Mylar balloon 1
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ND 1
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Newbiesport™ tent 4
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ninja mop 24
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not-a-pipe 5
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nutty organic salad 12
O'RLY manual 8
obsidian dagger 8
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ocarina of space 45
ocean motion 3
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oozenog 6
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original G 1,500
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Othello's dagger 1
Othello's military jacket 3
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out-of-tune biwa 2
oversized pipe 35
oversized pizza cutter 62
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pack of chewing gum 2
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PADL Phone 258
pail 50
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palm-frond whip 1
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papaya slung 1
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papier-mitre 1
papier-mochi 1
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pec oil 13
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Penultimate Fantasy chest 6
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perfect cosmopolitan 3
perfect dark and stormy 3
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perfect old-fashioned 3
perfect paloma 3
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photoprotoneutron torpedo 241
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Piddles 5
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poltergeist-in-the-jar-o 12
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pool cue 7
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pretty flower 169
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Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket 2
probability potion 1,057
procrastination potion 1,134
Professor What T-Shirt 1
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prussian cathouse 16
Psychotic Train wine 2
pteruges 1
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PVC staff 1
pygmy blowgun 8
pygmy nose-bone 1
pygmy pygment 11
pygmy spear 1
quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments 18
queen cookie 8
Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit 1
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radiator heater shield 1
Raggedy Hippy doll 1
rainbow bomb 1
Ram's Face Lager 1
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raspberry 1
raspberry beret 1
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rat appendix kabob 1
rat appendix stir-fry 1
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ratgut 7
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razor-sharp can lid 700
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red pixel potion 12
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rewinged stab bat 1
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rice bowl 23
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ridiculous cocktail 11
ridiculously huge sword 123
ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon 29
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ring of half-assed regeneration 13
Ring of the Sewer Snake 1
roasted marshmallow 1
roboduck-on-a-string 1
robot grease 8
Rock Pops 8
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roll in the hay 59
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rolling pin 1
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rose 1
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round purple sunglasses 35
royal jelly 21
royal jelly taco 1
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rubber WWJD? bracelet 3
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ruby W 18
rum and cola 2
rum barrel charrrm 2
rusty bonesaw 3
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rusty grave robbing shovel 80
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rusty staff 1
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sabre-toothed lime cub 1
Saccharine Maple pendant 1
sack of doorknobs 1
Safari Jack's moustache 1
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sake bomb 117
salamander slurry 1
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salinated mint julep 1
salty dog 258
salty slug 1
samurai turtle 2
samurai turtle helmet 1
sandpaper 1
sangria 26
sauce of the ages 1
saucepan 358
sausage bomb 25
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savoy truffle 7
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Scalp of Gorgolok 1
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scrap of sticky paper 1
screwdriver 6
screwing pooch 4
scroll of drastic healing 99
scroll of pasta summoning 4
scrumdiddlyumptious solution 15
scrumptious reagent 912
sea chaps 1
sea cowboy hat 2
sea holster 1
seal-blubber candle 14
seal-brain elixir 1
seal-clubbing club 331
seal-skull helmet 359
sealhide belt 1
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sealhide cloak 1
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sealhide hood 1
sealhide leggings 1
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sealhide snare 16
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seaode 3
secret blend of herbs and spices 4
seegar butt 2
Sensual Massage for Creeps 3
serpentine sword 2
serum of sarcasm 3
servo-assisted exo-pants 1
sewer nuggets 207
sewer turtle 1
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shamanic beads 2
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sheet cake 2
shellacked shell 2
shimmering rainbow sand 1
shingle 16
shiny hood ornament 15
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shirt kit 11
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shot of blackberry schnapps 57
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shot of grapefruit schnapps 1
shot of orange schnapps 1
shot of rotgut 1
shot of tomato schnapps 1
shrinking powder 1
shuddersword 1
silver salt-shaker 1
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silver tongue charrrm 4
sinewy crossbow string 1
Sinful Desires 1
single-serving herbal stuffing 1
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sk8board 19
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skeleton bone 792
skeleton key 7
skeletortoise 2
skewer 170
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sleazy bindle 2
sleazy hi mein 11
sleeping wereturtle 1
slightly peevedbow 1
Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags 1
small box 23
small leather glove 6
smart skull 519
smirking shrunken head 1
smoky potion 87
smoldering staff 1
smudged alchemical recipe 1
smut orc keepsake box 1
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snailmail coif 1
snailmail hauberk 1
snake shield 3
snarling wolf shield 7
Sneaky Pete's key lime 2
Sneaky Pete's key lime pie 1
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snorkel 6
snow crab 4
snowboarder pants 28
soda water 633
soft green echo eyedrop antidote 462
solid baconstone earring 1
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sonar-in-a-biscuit 63
soup turtle 1
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space beast fur pants 1
space beast fur whip 1
Space Tourist Phaser 4
Space Tours Tripple 10
spade necklace 3
spaghetti cult mask 7
spaghetti cult rosary 6
spaghetti with Skullheads 15
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SPF 451 lip balm 10
sphygmomanometer 64
spice melange 4
spiced rum 6
spices 847
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spider web 842
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spiky turtle shoulderpads 1
Spirit Precipice 1
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spongy shield 1
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spooky bindle 5
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spooky hi mein 11
spooky lo mein 2
spooky mushroom 383
spooky nuggets 2
spooky pirate skeleton 13
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spooky shroomkabob 1
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Spooky Surprise Egg 29
spooky wad 1
Spooky-Gro fertilizer 14
spork 2
spray paint 1
spring 117
sprocket 186
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Squat-Thrust Magazine 7
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Staff of the Midnight Snack 1
Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern 1
stained mattress 1
stainless steel shillelagh 1
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star 500
star chart 41
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star key lime 4
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star throwing star 1
starchy sword 1
Steal This Candy 1
stench nuggets 1
stench powder 3
stick of "gum" 1
stick of dynamite 4
sticky meat kilt 2
sticky meat pants 1
sticky meat skirt 1
stink-penny 128
stinkin' bindle 1
stinky hi mein 2
stinky mushroom 41
stolen accordion 298
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stolen office supplies 42
stolen sushi 162
stone baseball cap 1
stone of eXtreme power 6
strawberry 73
strawberry daiquiri 42
strawberry pie 1
strawberyl 1
strongness elixir 14
studded leather boxer shorts 1
stuffed angry cow 12
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stuffed baby gravy fairy 7
stuffed can of asparagus 1
stuffed carpenter 1
stuffed Cheshire bitten 14
stuffed cocoabo 9
stuffed dodecapede 1
stuffed flaming gravy fairy 13
stuffed frozen gravy fairy 6
stuffed ghuol whelp 1
stuffed hand turkey 6
stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech 12
stuffed mind flayer 12
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stuffed pocketwatch 1
stuffed scary death orb 12
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stuffed sleazy gravy fairy 10
stuffed snowy owl 11
stuffed spooky gravy fairy 16
stuffed spooky mushroom 2
stuffed stinky gravy fairy 8
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stuffed zmobie 1
stuffing 5
stunt nuts 20
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suede shortsword 1
Summer Nights 3
sunken chest 5
suntan lotion of moxiousness 17
super ka-bob 1
Super Magic Power Sword X 1
super salad 2
super-spiky hair gel 233
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Supernova Champagne 12
supportive bra 3
surgical apron 2
surgical mask 2
Swabbie™ swab 33
swashbuckling pants 3
sweatband 1
sweet ninja sword 1
sweet rims 1
swirly potion 98
sword behind inappropriate prepositions 1
sword hilt 100
sword of static 1
T.U.R.D.S. Key 6
t8r tots 60
taco shell 49
tail o' nine cats 1
Tales from the Fireside 3
tamarind-flavored chewing gum 23
tambourine 3
tambourine bells 1
tangle of rat tails 1
tap shoes 2
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tarnished metal rod 1
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tarrrnish charrrm 27
tasket 2
tassel 4
Tasty Fun Good rice candy 164
tasty tart 6
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teeny-tiny ninja stars 2
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teqiwila slammer 2
tequila grenade 50
tequila sunrise 23
tequila with training wheels 39
Tequiz Navidad 1
terrible poem 2
that gum you like 3
The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones 1
The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder 1
The Big Book of Pirate Insults 4
The Emperor's new hat 1
The Emperor's new pants 1
The Emperor's new shirt 1
the funk 1
The Mariachi's guitar case 1
The Ring 2
The Spirit of Crimbo 1
thin black candle 1,815
Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag 1
third-hand lantern 1
third-hand nunchaku 1
thistle wine 1
three-tiered wedding cake 1
Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette 2
Tiger-lily's milk 5
tighty whiteys 1
Tiki lighter 1
Time Bandit Badge of Courage 1
Time Bandit Time Towel 3
Time Cape 1
tin cup of mulligan stew 1
tin magnolia 1
tin star 1
tiny bottle of absinthe 2
tiny dancer 1
tiny house 858
tiny maracas 1
tiny ninja sword 4
tiny plastic abominable fudgeman 1
tiny plastic Big Candy 1
tiny plastic colollilossus 1
tiny plastic Duke Starkiller 1
tiny plastic Fudge Wizard 1
tiny plastic killer bee 1
tiny plastic Mob Penguin 1
tiny plastic skeletal reindeer 1
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tip jar 5
tires 93
tisket 1
titanium assault umbrella 115
toast 154
tofu casserole 1
tofu taco 2
tofu wonton 3
tofurkey gravy 2
tofurkey leg 2
Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste 55
tomato 33
tomato juice of powerful power 22
tongue depressor 21
tonic djinn 22
topeé 1
topiary necktie 1
topiary tights 1
torquoise 1
torquoise ring 1
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tortoboggan shield 1
tourmalime 1
towel 3
toy accordion 1
Travels with Jerry 5
trilobite fossil 1
Trollhouse cookies 122
tropical orchid 151
tropical paperweight 1
trousers of the white knight 2
troutpiece 1
true grit 9
tube of dread wax 19
Tuesday's ruby 5
tulip 1
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turtle totem 355
turtle wax 15
turtle wax greaves 1
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turtle wax shield 1
turtle-shaped rock 1
turtlemail bits 10
turtlemail breeches 1
turtlemail coif 1
turtlemail hauberk 1
tuxedo shirt 2
twinkly wad 1,569
twitching claw 1
two-handed depthsword 1
Typical Tavern swill 6
ultimate ultimate frisbee 3
Ultracolor™ shirt 1
Uncle Crimbo's Rations 1
Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix 1
uncooked chorizo 19
unearthed potsherd 1
unidentified jerky 1
union scalemail pants 1
unnatural gas 1
unrolling pin 1
Unspeakable Earring 1
unstable DNA 6
unstable laser battery 1
unstable quark 1
untamable turtle 1
unwound clockwork grapefruit 1
upsy daisy 1
urinal cake 1
valuable trinket 262
vampire chowder 17
vampire collar 4
vampire duck-on-a-string 1
vampire glitter 10
vampire pearl 1
vampire pearl earring 1
vampire pearl ring 1
velcro boots 1
velcro broadsword 1
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Venus flytrap 1
vertebra of the Bonerdagon 2
vial of hamethyst juice 1
vial of patchouli oil 1
vial of porquoise juice 1
vial of The Glistening 2
vibrating cyborg knife 1
viking helmet 80
vinegar 6
vinegar-soaked lemon slice 33
vinyl boots 1
vinyl ore 6
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vodka and cranberry 11
vodka martini 2
Vodka Matryoshka 1
vodka stratocaster 2
Volartta's bellbottoms 1
volcanic ash 1
voodoo snuff 1
vorpal blade 32
WA 2
wad of dough 28
wad of tofu 1
walrus-tusk earring 1
Wand of Nagamar 18
wang 3
war tongs 70
warm mushroom 270
Warm Subject gift certificate 74
Warms-Your-Tush 1
wasabi marble soda 1
wasabi-infused sake 4
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water pipe bomb 39
water wings 1
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wax pants 1
weremoose spit 2
whatsit-covered turtle shell 2
whip kit 10
whiskey and cola 110
whiskey and soda 3
whiskey sour 42
white balloon 1
white belt 1
white candy heart 148
white chocolate and tomato pizza 1
white chocolate chip cookies 11
white chocolate chips 54
white class ring 61
white collar 12
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white pixel 234
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white satin pants 29
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wholeberd 1
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wiffle-flail 1
wild honey pie 1
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wind-up Whatsian robot 3
windchimes 1
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wings of fire 1
Wint-O-Fresh mint 25
witty rapier 8
Woldo trading card 1
wolf mask 660
wonderwall shield 11
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wool hat 11
worn tophat 6
worthless gewgaw 16
worthless knick-knack 21
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wreath of laurels 3
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wristwatch of the white knight 1
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yak anorak 1
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yak whip 1
Yakisoba's hat 1
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yakskin kilt 1
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yakskin skirt 1
Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick 7
Ye Olde Medieval Insult 9
Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher 87
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yeti fur 4
yohohoyo 6
Yorick 1
Yummy Tummy bean 1,042
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