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Display Case for Mars the Infomage (#1264968)
This player is ranked #355 for Most Total Items with a total of 507,233 items.
This player is ranked #182 for Most Unique Items with a total of 3,684 items.

This player is a member of the clan The International Bathaus of The Spuddle.

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Mars the Infomage (#1264968)
This player has 3,684 unique items and 507,233 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"DRINK ME" potion 152
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 60
1-ball 4
1.21 jigawatts 1
1/6th Pound Cake 5
100-Watt bulb 1
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 233
2-ball 8
25-meat staff 3
3-ball 6
30669 scroll 36
33398 scroll 101
334 scroll 31
4-ball 5
4-d camera 28
4-dimensional guitar 15
5-Alarm Saucepan 3
5-ball 5
6-ball 7
64067 scroll 9
668 scroll 19
7-ball 8
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 57
7-inch discus 1
8-ball 22
9-ball 3
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes 10
a butt tuba 7
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 4
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 2
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 3
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 7
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 10
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 4
a little sump'm sump'm 73
abandoned candy 1
abominable snowcone 144
Abyssal ember 1
accidental cider 34
acid-squirting flower 40
acoustic guitarrr 136
adder bladder 159
adhesive tape dolly 1
aerated diving helmet 1
affordable teak perch 1
agua de vida 23
albatross necklace 2
Alewife™ Ale 16
all-purpose cleaner 182
all-purpose flower 1
alpha-mail pants 2
alphabet gum 4
amber aviator shades 3
amphibious tophat 1
amulet of extreme plot significance 245
Amulet of Yendor 584
ancient cursed foot locker 3
ancient frozen dinner 48
ancient Magi-Wipes 336
ancient protein powder 147
ancient spice 52
ancient stone fist 26
ancient stone head 15
ancient turtle shell 1
ancient turtle shell helmet 1
ancient turtle shell powder 1
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 3
ancient vinyl coin purse 124
anemone nematocyst 7
angel-food cake 1
Angry Farmer candy 27
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 3
Ankh of Badahnkadh 2
anniversary balloon 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
anniversary gift box 1
anniversary safety glass vest 1
annoying pitchfork 35
ant agonist 53
ant antidepressant 1
ant hoe 6
ant pick 4
ant pitchfork 6
ant rake 6
ant sickle 4
anti-anti-antidote 122
anticheese 17
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 25
antique bottle of cough syrup 1
antique bottle opener 24
antique greaves 86
antique hand mirror 40
antique helmet 96
antique packet of ketchup 27
antique painting of a landscape 7
antique pair of blue jeans 16
antique record album 15
antique shield 118
antique souvenir drawing 25
antique spear 109
apathetic lizardman doll 1
aquaviolet jub-jub bird 1
archaeologing shovel 1
armgun 94
around the world 21
arrow'd heart balloon 1
arrrgyle socks 36
Arrrmetia trading card 1
arse-a'fire elixir 1
asbestos apron 13
asbestos crossbow 8
asbestos crossbow string 6
asbestos helmet turtle 1
asbestos meat stack 1
asbestos ore 58
asbestos staff 8
asbestos stick 1
asbestos sword 18
asbestos sword hilt 3
ASCII shirt 23
Asleep in the Cemetery 4
asparagus knife 240
asparagus lo mein 2
asparagus stir-fry 1
aspirin 1
asshat 7
astral mushroom 11
astronaut pants 12
atomic vector plotter 43
attention spanner 1
augmented El Vibrato drone 1
automatic catapult 4
awful poetry journal 18
Ax of L'rose 1
bätzle 4
baby cuddlefish 1
baby killer bee 49
babycakes 1
bacon bath ball 4
baconstone 13
baconstone bracelet 5
baconstone earring 2
baconstone pendant 2
baconstone ring 1
badass belt 1
badger badge 2
bag of airline peanuts 926
bag of bones 7
bag of Cheat-Os 12
bag of lard 11
bag of many confections 3
balaclava 1
balaclava baklava 2
ball 508
ball-in-a-cup 2
balloon helmet 11
balloon monkey 5
balloon shield 1
balloon sword 9
ballroom blintz 58
bamboo bokuto 1
banana 28
banana cream pie 19
banana daiquiri 1
banana milkshake 1
banana peel 35
banana smoothie 4
banana spritzer 4
banana-frosted king cake 7
banjo strings 4
bar skin 150
bar whip 6
barbed-wire fence 55
bargain flash powder 70
bark beret 1
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 1
barrrnacle 79
barskin buckler 1
barskin cloak 2
barskin hat 1
barskin loincloth 2
barskin tent 13
bartender skull 1
bartender-in-the-box 1
bartender-skull-in-the-box 1
baseball 50
Bash-Ōs boxtop 7
Bash-Ōs cereal 36
basic meat crossbow 2
basic meat fez 2
basic meat foon 1
basic meat helmet 3
basic meat kilt 3
basic meat pants 5
basic meat skirt 2
basic meat spork 3
basic meat staff 2
basic meat sword 7
bat guano 352
bat haggis 39
bat hat 4
bat whip 3
bat wing 54
bat wing kabob 6
bat wing stir-fry 1
bat-ass leather jacket 2
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 2
batblade 37
batgut 1,543
bath ball gift set 1
battered Crimbo Crate 6
battered hubcap 3
battered old top-hat 1
bazookafish bubble gum 14
beach glass bead 73
beach glass necklace 7
bean burrito 6
beanbag chair 5
beaten-up Chucks 7
beautiful soup 1
bed of coals 4
beefy fish meat 1
beer basted brat 2
beer bomb 259
beer bong 91
beer cartilage 16
beer goggles 3
beer helmet 119
beer lens 41
beer-a-pult 3
beertini 26
begpwnia 25
beholed bedsheet 19
beige clambroth marble 3
bejeweled accordion strap 2
bejeweled cufflinks 12
bejeweled pledge pin 107
bell-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
bellhop bell 18
Ben-Gal™ Balm 35
Benetton's Medley of Diversity 1
berry-infused sake 1
Better Than Cuddling Cake 5
bezoar ring 1
BGE merchandise order form 1
bi-lateral logic compressor 283
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 5
big bad voodoo mask 17
big bass drum 14
big boom 5
big bumboozer marble 1
big bundle of chamoix 3
big glob of skin 3
big red clown nose 113
big rock 7
big slimy cyst 1
big stick 4
big stirring stick 1
bigger stick 1
bilge wine 42
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 2
bindlestocking 2
bird rib 46
birthday party jellybean cheesecake 1
bishop cookie 1
Bit O' Ectoplasm 1
bit of clingfilm 1
bit-o-cactus 43
bitter pill 1
BitterSweetTarts 2
Bjorn's Hammer 2
black & tan 79
black belt 1
Black Body™ spray 4
black BRICKO brick 1
black candy heart 1
black catseye marble 1
black cherry soda 5
black cowboy hat 1
black eyedrops 3
black facepaint 5
black forest cake 63
black forest ham 54
black greaves 31
black helmet 37
black kettle drum 14
black lotus 1
Black No. 2 261
black paisley oyster egg 56
black pension check 106
black pepper 125
black picnic basket 14
black pixel 793
black plastic oyster egg 18
black polka-dot oyster egg 6
black pudding 74
black sheepskin diploma 1
black shield 41
black snake skin 152
black snowcone 4
black spot 4
black striped oyster egg 4
black sword 28
black velvet box 2
black-and-blue light 2,833
blackberry 311
blackberry combat boots 6
blackberry moccasins 4
blackberry polite 5
blackberry slippers 3
Blackfly Chardonnay 108
blank prescription sheet 1
Blatantly Canadian 13
blended frozen swill 1
blended frozen swill with a fly in it 1
Blizzards I Have Died In 3
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 42
blood flower 3
blood of the Wereseal 1
blood-faced volleyball 2
bloody beer 30
bloody clown pants 76
bloody mary 30
blue class ring 4
Blue Diamond of Honesty 1
blue glowstick 27
blue paisley oyster egg 4
blue pixel 239
blue pixel potion 8
blue plasma ball 2
blue plastic baby 19
blue plastic oyster egg 5
blue polka-dot oyster egg 7
blue shell 1
blue snowcone 8
blue striped oyster egg 4
blue suede shoes 1
blue velvet cake 1
blue-frosted astral cupcake 17
blueberry-frosted king cake 18
blundarrrbus 1
bobble-hip hula elf doll 1
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
Bohemian rhapsody 5
boilermaker 5
bone chips 8
bone collar 2
bone flute 18
bone rattle 15
booty chest charrrm 355
booty chest charrrm bracelet 3
Boozehounds Anonymous token 6
borg sock monkey 26
boring spaghetti 486
Boris's key lime 2
Boris's key lime pie 2
Boris's ring 14
borrowed time 3
bottle of alcohol 102
bottle of antifreeze 4
bottle of black cat tonic 7
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 4
bottle of Cochon Noir 1
bottle of cooking sherry 231
bottle of Definit 3
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 4
bottle of extra-strength melodramamine 1
bottle of gin 100
bottle of Goldschnöckered 1
bottle of goofballs 1
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 3
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 3
bottle of melodramamine 1
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 111
bottle of moontan lotion 1
bottle of Mystic Shell 10
bottle of Ooze-O 1
bottle of peppermint schnapps 1
bottle of perfume 1
bottle of Pete's Sake 1
bottle of Pinot Renoir 4
bottle of pirate juice 3
bottle of popskull 33
bottle of realpagne 1
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 1
bottle of rum 661
bottle of sake 60
bottle of sewage schnapps 226
bottle of single-barrel whiskey 1
bottle of tequila 423
bottle of ultravitamins 3
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 2
bottle of vodka 387
bottle of whiskey 6
bottle opener belt buckle 65
bottlecap turtle 1
bottled inspiration 5
boulder 35
bounty-hunting pants 1
bouquet of circular saw blades 108
bow 1
bow staff 1
bowl of Bounty-Os 1
bowl of cottage cheese 1,979
bowl of fishysoisse 1
bowl of lucky charms 3
bowl of rye sprouts 1
bowlegged pants 1
bowler 1
box 239
box of Familiar Jacks 1
box of hammers 1
box turtle 3
box-in-the-box 3
box-in-the-box-in-the-box 11
boxed champagne 5
boxed wine 229
boxing glove 9
boxing glove on a spring 1
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 22
brains casserole 2
brainy skull 3
brand new key 1
brass crank handle 1
brass dorsal fin 1
brass stinger 1
breath mint 889
Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air 1
brick 214
brick of sand 2
BRICKO bat 1
BRICKO brick 5
BRICKO bulwark 1
BRICKO elephant 1
BRICKO eye brick 349
BRICKO hat 1
BRICKO octopus 1
BRICKO ooze 1
BRICKO oyster 1
BRICKO pants 1
BRICKO pearl 1
BRICKO pyramid 1
BRICKO python 1
BRICKO sword 1
BRICKO trunk 1
BRICKO turtle 1
briefcase 65
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 106
brine 1
briny vinegar 1
brittle plastic handle 2
broken BRICKO brick 2
broken carburetor 3
broken cellular phone 4
broken El Vibrato drone 1
broken skull 86
broken sword 43
bronze breastplate 17
bronze handcuffs 1
bronzed locust 36
brown crock marble 2
brown pixel 5
brown plastic baby 177
brown sugar cane 175
bubble bauble bow 1
bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban 1
bubblewrap crossbow 2
bubblewrap ore 7
bubblewrap staff 1
bubblewrap sword 4
bubbling tempura batter 1
bubbly potion 61
bucket of anniversary lard 1
bucket of honey 64
buckler buckle 2
buckyball 754
buffalo blade 1
bugbear beanie 203
bugbear bungguard 191
bugged bön±Ã©t 1
bugged balaclava 1
bugged beanie 1
Bulky Buddy Box 4
bullet-proof corduroys 96
bum cheek 60
bumblebee marble 2
bunch of bananas 3
bunch of square grapes 731
bungle in the jungle 4
buoybottoms 43
burnt flower 5
burrowgrub hive 1
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 3
C.H.U.M. chum 15
C.H.U.M. knife 25
C.H.U.M. lantern 4
cactus fruit 46
cactus monocle 1
caipifruta 2
calavera concertina 5
calle de miel 48
calle de miel with a fly in it 5
can cannon 2
can of Binarrrca 45
can of black paint 4
can of depilatory cream 2
can of fake snow 1
can of franks 'n' beans 2
can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ 9
can of maces 4
can of Red Minotaur 114
can of spinach 12
can of starch 1
can of sterno 6
can of Swiller 54
Can-Can skirt 2
can-can-in-a-can 2
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 5
can-you-dig-it? 3
candied kobold 1
candied yam pinky ring 1
candied yams 6
candy brain 12
candy cane 10
candy kneecapping stick 10
candy knuckles 20
candy stake 2
cannonball charrrm 1,809
cannonball charrrm bracelet 1
canopic jar 153
canteen of wine 306
capacitor relay 1,469
carbon nanotube frame 3,458
carbonated soy milk 218
carbonated water lily 243
carbonite visor 1
cardboard box turtle 1
cardboard crossbow 1
cardboard katana 9
cardboard ore 21
cardboard staff 1
cardboard sword 1
cardboard wakizashi 29
caret 2
carob brownies 1
carob cannon 2
carob chunk cookies 5
carob chunk noodles 4
carob chunks 160
casino pass 26
cast 112
cast-iron legacy paddle 6
cat appendix 41
catgut 113
catgut taco 2
catskin buckler 2
catskin cap 2
catsup 1
cement sandals 6
centipede eggs 37
Cerebral Cloche 1
Cerebral Crossbow 1
Cerebral Culottes 2
chain-mail monokini 2
chamoisole 1
chaos butterfly 106
charged magnet 2
charming flute 8
charpuce jub-jub bird 1
charrrm bracelet 9
cheap cigar butt 19
cheap elven gloves 20
cheap plastic blowgun 7
cheap plastic bottle opener 2
cheap studded belt 9,398
cheap toaster 1
cheap wind-up clock 1
chef skull 1
chef's hat 1,156
chef-in-the-box 11
chef-skull-in-the-box 1
cherry 11
Cherry Cloaca Cola 124
cherry pie 3
Chester's Aquarius medallion 1
Chester's bag of candy 1
Chester's cutoffs 1
Chester's moustache 2
Chester's muscle shirt 1
Chester's sunglasses 1
chewing gum on a string 68
children of the candy corn 1
chintzy accordion pin 1
chintzy disco ball pendant 3
chintzy noodle ring 2
chintzy saucepan earring 1
chintzy seal pendant 4
chintzy turtle brooch 1
chisel 3
chitinous pod 2
chloroform rag 169
chocolate bath ball 2
chocolate box 1
chocolate disco ball 3
chocolate filthy lucre 15
chocolate pasta spoon 1
chocolate saucepan 1
chocolate seal-clubbing club 2
chocolate spurs 5
chocolate stolen accordion 2
chocolate turtle totem 2
chocolate-covered caviar 1
chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses 2
chocolate-covered scarab beetle 1
chocolate-frosted king cake 19
Choker of the Ultragoth 1
chopsticks 300
Chorale of Companionship 1
Chori Zo trading card 1
chorizo brownies 3
chorizo taco 64
chrome crossbow 10
chrome crossbow string 4
chrome helmet turtle 2
chrome meat stack 1
chrome ore 60
chrome staff 5
chrome stick 2
chrome sword 8
chrome sword hilt 1
chunk of depleted Grimacite 1
chunk of rock salt 175
Cinco Mayo Lager 4
circular CRIMBCOOKIE 3
citrus-infused sake 1
clay peace-sign bead 165
Climate Colada 1
clingfilm cap 1
clingfilm slippers 1
clingfilm tangle 1
clingfilm trousers 1
Cloaca grenade 6
Cloaca-Cola 41
Cloaca-Cola c-rations 2
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 10
Cloaca-Cola helmet 14
Cloaca-Cola knapsack 4
Cloaca-Cola shield 12
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife 3
clockwork bartender head 1
clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box 1
clockwork bartender-in-the-box 1
clockwork chef head 1
clockwork chef-head-in-the-box 1
clockwork chef-in-the-box 3
clockwork claws 1
clockwork clockwise dome 1
clockwork counterclockwise dome 1
clockwork crossbow 1
clockwork detective skull 1
clockwork doohickey 1
clockwork endoskeleton 1
clockwork handle 1
clockwork hat 1
clockwork key 9
clockwork maid 2
clockwork maid head 1
clockwork pants 1
clockwork pirate skull 1
clockwork rings 2
clockwork rod 1
clockwork shank 1
clockwork sheet 2
clockwork sphere 1
clockwork spine 1
clockwork staff 1
clockwork sword 1
clockwork thingamajig 2
clockwork trench coat 1
clockwork widget 3
cloudy potion 64
clown hammer 267
clown shoes 52
clown skin 104
clown whip 3
clown wig 1
clownskin belt 2
clownskin buckler 1
clownskin harness 1
club necklace 85
club of the five seasons 5
cob of corn 2
cocktail napkin 133
cocktail onion 2
cocoa egg 2
cocoa eggshell fragment 27
coconut bikini top 1
coconut shell 34
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 1
coffin lid 16
cog 339
cog and sprocket assembly 3
Coily™ 1
cold and sour sauce 1
cold hi mein 9
Cold Hots candy 4
cold ninja mask 79
cold nuggets 3
cold powder 4
cold wad 17
collapsible baton 1
collection of tiny spooky objects 19
cologne of contempt 1
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 30
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 13
colored-light "necklace" 1
colorful plastic ball 301
Comet Drop 419
Comet Pop 5
comfy coffin 4
commemorative war stein 225
communications windchimes 275
computronic processing unit 122
concentrated cordial of concentration 1
concentrated garbage juice 2
concentrated magicalness pill 42
concoction of clumsiness 3
congratulatory cake 1
Connery's Elixir of Audacity 52
control crystal 1
Cookbook of the Damned 17
cool mushroom 11
cool mushroom casserole 4
cool mushroom wine 1
cool whip 48
copper ha'penny charrrm 1,664
copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet 1
cordial of concentration 3
corn holder 15
corncob pipe 17
cornuthaum 119
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 8
Corpse Island iced tea 5
corpse on the beach 5
corpsebite 1
corpsedriver 5
corpsetini 6
corrupted data 100
cosmic lemonade 1
costume sword 21
cottage 2
cotton candy bale 1
cotton candy cone 10
cotton candy cordial 1
cotton candy pillow 1
cotton candy pinch 1
cotton candy plug 1
cotton candy skoshe 1
cotton candy smidgen 1
cracker 1
cranberries 270
cranberry cordial 3
crazy little Turkish delight 31
cream of pointy mushroom soup 2
cream pie 7
cream stout 122
creamsicle 109
Crepes a la Lune 5
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 1
CRIMBCO mug 10
CRIMBCO wine 5
CRIMBCOIDS mints 4
CRIMBCOLOAF 3
Crimbo candied pecan 46
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 2
Crimbo fudge 37
Crimbo peppermint bark 46
Crimbo pie 119
Crimbo ukulele 1
Crimbo wreath 8
Crimbomination Contraption 1
Crimboween memo 6
Crimbuck 8
crimsilion jub-jub bird 1
croquet hedgehog 1
crossbow string 3
crotchety pants 1
crowbar 1
crowbarrr 18
Crown of the Goblin King 30
crown-shaped beanie 1
cruelty-free wine 11
crumpled felt fedora 1
crusty hula hoop 3
cryptic puzzle box 1
cube of billiard chalk 1
cup of infinite pencils 31
cup of primitive beer 7
cupcake-in-a-cup 12
curdflinger 2
curmudgel 32
cursed black pearl onion 30
cursed bottle of black-label rum 24
cursed bottle of rum 45
cursed breeches 1
cursed cannonball 29
cursed cutlass 1
cursed dirty joke scroll 32
cursed eyepatch 1
cursed piece of thirteen 4
cursed sea biscuit 40
cursed voodoo skull 35
cyber-mattock 6
cyborg doll 8
cyborg stompin' boot 13
cyclops eyedrops 2
cymbal syrup 339
Daffy Taffy 7
daisy 4
dance card 19
Danglin' Chad's loincloth 5
dark potion 83
Das Überkühlraum trading card 2
das boot 1
deactivated MicroMechaMech 5
Deactivated O. A. F. 2
deactivated RoboGoose 1
dead guy's piece of double-sided tape 1
dead guy's watch 20
deadly lampshade 1
deadly nightshade 1
decanter of fine Scotch 1
decaying goldfish liver 168
decaying wooden oar 1
decaying wooden paddle 1
decaying wooden pole 1
deck of lewd playing cards 1
deck of tropical cards 1
decorative fountain 186
defective skull 538
dehydrated caviar 87
delectable catalyst 1
delectable fire ant 12
delicious comfit? 1
delicious noodles 8
delicious salad 35
delicious shimmering moth 7
delicious spicy noodles 14
delicious stinkbug 11
demon buckler 1
demon skin 166
demon whip 2
demon-horned hat 2
demonskin jacket 1
demonskin trousers 1
denim axe 3
dense meat crossbow 1
dense meat stack 10
dense meat staff 1
dense meat sword 9
dental pliers 1
dented harmonica 19
deodorant 6
depantsing bomb 148
depleted Grimacite astrolabe 1
depleted Grimacite hammer 1
depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick 3
depleted Grimacite ninja mask 1
depleted Grimacite shinguards 1
desiccated apricot 380
designer handbag 4
detective skull 8
detour shield 1
devil's-food cake 1
dew yoana lei 1
dew yoana salacious lei 1
diamond necklace 19
diamond-studded cane 64
diamond-studded fronts 2
Dickory Farms Gift Basket 2
didgeridooka 99
Diet Cloaca Cola 112
digital key lime 2
digital key lime pie 1
digital underground potion 1
dill 4
dinged-up triangle 1
dingy planks 33
dire fudgesicle 36
dirty hobo gloves 233
disassembled clover 60
disbelief suspenders 4
disco ball 23
Disco Banjo 1
disco mask 222
Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate 1
disease 104
disembodied brain 18
disembodied smile 6
dishrag 9
disintegrating quill pen 273
disintegrating sheet music 69
disintegrating spiky collar 2
displaced fish 36
distention pill 30
distilled fortified wine 12
distressed denim pants 118
disturbing fanfic 8
Divine 3
divine blowout 6
divine can of silly string 8
divine champagne flute 4
divine champagne popper 3
divine cracker 1
divine noisemaker 6
diving muff 3
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 76
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 118
Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent 135
Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm 38
Doc's Miracle Cure 1
Dogsgotnonoz pills 7
doll house 2
dollhive 6
Dolphin King's crown 24
dolphin whistle 3
donkey flipbook 1
dope gangsta bling-bling 40
dope wheels 22
Double Bacon Beelzeburger 189
double daisy 1
double-barreled sling 3
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 25
drab sonata 37
draggin' ball hat 209
dragon snaps 57
dragonfish caviar 1
Dramatic™ range 27
dreadlock whip 19
dried face 75
dripping meat crossbow 2
dripping meat staff 1
dripping meat sword 2
Drowsy Sword 1
drum machine 35
dry martini 8
dry noodles 5
dry vodka martini 2
drywall axe 46
dubious peppermint 1
ducha de oro 30
duck-on-a-string 45
duct tape 56
duct tape buckler 1
duct tape dockers 1
duct tape fedora 1
duct tape sword 1
duct tape wallet 1
dueling banjo 1
dueling turtle 1
dull fish scale 64
dungeoneer's dungarees 97
dusty animal cranium 1
dusty animal jawbone 1
dusty animal pelvis 1
dusty animal skull 1
dusty bottle of Marsala 200
dusty bottle of Merlot 200
dusty bottle of Muscat 300
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 150
dusty bottle of Port 250
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 250
dusty Crimbo crate 145
dusty eighth caudal vertebra 1
dusty eighth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra 1
dusty fifth caudal vertebra 1
dusty fifth cervical vertebra 1
dusty fifth lumbar vertebra 1
dusty fifth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty first caudal vertebra 1
dusty first cervical vertebra 1
dusty first lumbar vertebra 1
dusty first thoracic vertebra 1
dusty fourth caudal vertebra 1
dusty fourth cervical vertebra 1
dusty fourth lumbar vertebra 1
dusty fourth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty left clavicle 1
dusty left eighth rib 1
dusty left eleventh rib 1
dusty left femur 1
dusty left fibula 1
dusty left fifth rib 20
dusty left first front claw 1
dusty left first rear claw 1
dusty left first rib 1
dusty left fourth front claw 1
dusty left fourth rear claw 1
dusty left fourth rib 1
dusty left humerus 1
dusty left kneecap 1
dusty left ninth rib 1
dusty left radius 1
dusty left scapula 1
dusty left second front claw 1
dusty left second rear claw 1
dusty left second rib 1
dusty left seventh rib 1
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El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) 22
El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) 29
El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) 32
El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) 18
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elephant stinger 19
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guy made of bee pollen 1
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iGoogly 3,472
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leathery bat skin 72
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leftovers of indeterminate origin 25
lemon 450
lemon meringue pie 2
lemonade marble 2
length of string 2,744
leotarrrd 24
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lesser grodulated violet 880
Let Me Be! 3
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Li'l Businessman Kit 4
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line 215
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Lord of the Flies-sized fries 169
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lotion of spookiness 20
lotion of stench 18
Loudmouth Larry Lamprey 16,029
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M-242 73
Mace of the Tortoise 1
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Mae West with a fly in it 2
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MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech 5
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Maxing, Relaxing 2
Maxwell's Silver Hammer 51
McMillicancuddy's Special Lager 8
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ND 8
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NG 14
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Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III 136
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV 7
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V 9
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI 6
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nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box 2
Now and Earlier 11
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Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket 10
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Raggedy Hippy doll 2
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Ram's Face Lager 90
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Really Expensive Jewelry and You 1
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Retenez L'Herbe Paté 2
reverse-oscillating klystron 2,521
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Saison du Lune 5
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Snow Queen Crown 6
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Spooky Surprise Egg 42
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spooky wooden block 1,665
Spooky-Gro fertilizer 7
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spring 360
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Steal This Candy 9
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stick 28
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stick-on eyebrow piercing 11,828
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stolen office supplies 1,505
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stone of eXtreme power 35
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