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This player is a member of the clan Margaretting Tye.

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AnxiousHyrax (#1274859)
This player has 2,966 unique items and 330,140 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"caramel" orange 1
"DRINK ME" potion 2
"honey" dipper 1
"KICK ME" sign 171
"Remember the Trees" Shirt 4
Überraschthexengebräu 42
11-leaf clover 5
1952 Mickey Mantle card 2
37x37x37 puzzle cube 2
4-d camera 2
4-dimensional fez 1
8-billed baseball cap 2
A muse-bouche 48
A. W. O. L. commendation 1
abandoned candy 3,277
Abuela Crimbo's special magnet 1
accidental mutton 2
actual reality goggles 162
adventurer clone egg 1
Agent Corrigan's cigarette 51
Aggressive Carrot 1
Agitated Turkey 1
airblaster gun 198
Alice's Army Alchemist 3
Alice's Army Bowman 1
Alice's Army Cleric 1
Alice's Army Coward 2
Alice's Army Dervish 1
Alice's Army Foil Alchemist 1
Alice's Army Foil Halberder 2
Alice's Army Foil Ninja 1
Alice's Army Foil Nurse 1
Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden 2
Alice's Army Guard 2
Alice's Army Halberder 2
Alice's Army Hammerman 1
Alice's Army Horseman 1
Alice's Army Lanceman 2
Alice's Army Mad Bomber 3
Alice's Army Martyr 2
Alice's Army Ninja 2
Alice's Army Nurse 2
Alice's Army Page 2
Alice's Army Shieldmaiden 3
Alice's Army Sniper 2
Alice's Army Spearsman 3
Alice's Army Swordsman 1
Alice's Army Wallman 2
alien animal goo 10
alien autoautopsy kit 67
alien drugs 18
alien hologram projector 51
alien meat 35
alien plant goo 19
alien source code printout 1
alien source code printout (used) 1
All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig 1
all-year sucker 1
alpine watercolor set 1
Ambitious Turkey 2
ammonite fossil 3
Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes 14
amulet of extreme plot significance 1
Amulet of Yendor 1
ancient cursed foot locker 1
ancient hot dog wrapper 4
ancient ice cream scoop 1
Ancient Protector Soda 29
Ancient Saucehelm 1
Angelhair Culottes 2
anger blaster 1
Angry Farmer candy 1
angry inch 1
ankleweights 4
anniversary balsa wood socks 1
anniversary burlap belt 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy 1
anniversary pewter cape 1
anniversary safety glass vest 1
anniversary tiny latex mask 1
anticheese 2
antimatter wad 1
antique accordion 1
antique nutcracker beard 1
antique nutcracker boots 1
antique nutcracker cape 1
antique nutcracker drumstick 1
antique nutcracker epaulets 1
antique nutcracker figurine 15
antique nutcracker hat 2
antique nutcracker pants 2
antique nutcracker sword 1
antique nutcracker waistcoat 1
antique record album 1
antique spyglass 5
apathetic lizardman doll 1
aquamariner's necklace 1
aquamariner's ring 1
archaeologing shovel 1
Argarggagarg's fang 1
around the world 3
arrowgram 3
arrrgyle socks 1
artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice 90
Artist's Butterknife of Regret 2
Artist's Whisk of Misery 1
asbestos crossbow string 1
asbestos sword 1
asbestos thermos 6
ASCII fu manchu 62
assassin's cheese knife 40
asteroid belt 1
astral mushroom 1
autumn dollar 7
autumnal aegis 1
autumnic balm 1
autumnic bomb 1
auxiliary backbone 1
avatar of the Unconscious Collective 1
Ax of L'rose 1
baby bark scorpion 1
backwoods banjo 1
bad-ass club 1
badass belt 13
bag of bones 381
bag of foreign bribes 15
bag of pygmy blood 1
bag of random words 39
bag of unfinished business 2
baggie of regular-sized tardigrades 59
Baja sopapilla 9
balaclava 1
balanced antler 1
ballpark hot daub 7
baloney rotgut 48
balsa plank 1
balsam barrel 1
banana 188
banana peel 225
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 2
Bangyomaman battle juice 99
banjo kazoo mount 3
bark beret 1
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 1
bark rootbeer 5
barnacled barrel 20
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 1
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 7
barrel beryl 20
barrel cracker 173
barrel gun 2
barrel pickle 173
barrelhead 2
basaltamander buckler 2
Bash-Ōs boxtop 1
Bash-Ōs cereal 3
batarang 47
Batfellow comic 5
bath ball gift set 10
battered hubcap 4
battery (9-Volt) 10
battery (car) 42
battery (lantern) 5
battery-powered drill 4
Battlie Light Saver 1
bauxite beret 14
bauxite bow-tie 11
bauxite boxers 11
Beach Buck 814
beavermouth 10
beery blood 200
beholed bedsheet 18
bejeweled cufflinks 1
belt of Ogrekind 1
BGE pocket calendar 1
big boom 3
Big Candy's tophat 1
big dribbly candle 28
big glob of skin 8
big rock 2
big tun 200
biomechanical crimborg helmet 1
biomechanical crimborg leg armor 1
Bird-a-Day calendar 1
birdbone corset 1
bishop cookie 1
bit of clingfilm 5
bite-me-red lipstick 1
black cloak 1
black Crimbo ball 506
black eyedrops 5
black facepaint 2
black friar's tonsure 64
black gold 3
black greaves 1
black helmet 1
Black Hole 1
black magic powder 74
black mana 75
black sheepskin diploma 1
black shield 1
black slime glob 2
black spot 8
black sword 1
black tear 3
black velvet box 1
black-and-blue light 1,650
blackberry slippers 1
blank prescription sheet 2
blended frozen swill with a fly in it 1
blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail 1
blind-packed die-cast metal toy 187
Bling of the New Wave 2
blob of acid 99
blood flower 1
blood sausage 1
blood-red mushroom wine 2
Bloodbath 1
Bloody Nora 2
blowdart 3
blue class ring 3
Blue Diamond of Honesty 1
blue grass 44
blue LavaCo Lamp™ 1
blue mana 403
blue oyster badge 47
blue plasma ball 1,480
blue suede shoes 1
blue tulip 1
blue-frosted astral cupcake 7
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
bomb of unknown origin 1
bone aperitif 3
bone chips 40
bone spurs 1
boneana hammock 1
bonedanna 1
Bonerdagon necklace 1
Bonestabber 3
booby trap 55
book of matches 3
Book of Old-Timey Carols 1
BOOtonniere 10
booze bindle 2
booze drive button 1
Boozehounds Anonymous token 10
Boris's Helm (askew) 1
borrowed time 40
Boss Bat britches 2
Boss Drops 21
bottle of antifreeze 5
bottle of Bloodweiser 15
bottle of Crimbognac 1
bottle of dark rhum 2
bottle of drinkin' gas 1
bottle of fire 1
bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA 4
bottle of gin 2
bottle of Greedy Dog 7
bottle of Lambada Lambic 8
bottle of lighter fluid 1
bottle of Old Pugilist 1
bottle of pirate juice 3
bottle of Professor Beer 5
bottle of Race Car Red 7
bottle of Rapier Witbier 3
bottle of Red-Out 50
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 1
bottle of rum 2
bottle of whiskey 12
bottle opener belt buckle 1
bottoms of the barrel 6
boulder 15
Boulevardier cocktail 1
bowl of eyeballs 2
bowl of Jeal-O 70
bowl of maggots 1
bowl of mernudo 95
bowl of mummy guts 1
bowl of petunias 1
bowl of topioca 1
bowling ball 3
box o' ghosts 1
box of hammers 3
box of sunshine 545
boxed gumball machine 2
Boxing Day Pass 1
boxing-glove-in-a-box 7
brain preservation fluid 1
brainwave-controlled unicorn horn 1
Bram's choker 1
bran muffin 1
brand new key 1
brass gear 5
bread line 8
bread man 7
bread pie 1
breakfast miracle 1
Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air 1
brick 17
BRICKO eye brick 26
BRICKO reactor 5
BRICKO stud 50
briefcase 1
briefcase full of sprinkles 1
brigand brittle 52
brilliant oyster egg 1
Brimstone Boxers 1
brocolate brogurt 1
Brogre brolo shirt 1
Brogre brorts 1
Brogre bucket hat 1
broken clock 2
broken high-temperature mining drill 4
bronze breastplate 2
bronze polish 48
brown paper bag mask 2
brown paper pants 2
browser cookie 1
Bruno's blessing of Mars 1
buñuelos Jaliscos 8
BUBBLE GUM 51
bubblegum heart 319
bubblin' chemistry solution 69
bubblin' crude 22
bubbly potion 1
bucket of anniversary lard 1
bucket of fish juice 110
buffalo dime 141
bugbear detector 1
bugbear purification pill 46
bull blubber 60
bundle of "fragrant" herbs 1
bundle of firewood 1
bunny liver 25
burning newspaper 2
burnt stick 2
burrowgrub hive 1
BURT 68
Bustle Hustler 3
button rouge 43
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 3
C.B.F.G. 1
C.H.U.M. knife 2
cabooze 10
camouflage T-shirt 5
campfire baked potato 1
campfire beans 1
campfire coffee 1
campfire hot dog 1
campfire s'more 1
campfire smoke 1
campfire stew 1
can of Adultwitch™ 2
can of Binarrrca 111
can of black paint 19
can of Brütalbräu 3
can of cherry-flavored sterno 1
can of drain cleaner 41
can of Drooling Monk 2
can of fake snow 1
can of Impetuous Scofflaw 4
can of mixed everything 1
can of spinach 1
can of V-11 6
can-you-dig-it? 7
Candicaine 1
candied almond 2
candied kobold 185
candied lime 2
Candy Alexander 3
candy brain 6
candy cane 604
candy carrot 7
candy carrot cake 6
candy dress shoes 1
candy drive button 1
candy harmonica 5
candy mountain oyster 2
candy necktie 2
candy stake 1
candy stick 1
cane-mail shirt 1
canteen of eggnog 1
canteen of wine 42
cap gun 177
captured boozles 54
carnivorous potted plant 1
carrot cake 1
carton of gaspers 42
carton of rotten eggs 10
cashew 2
casino pass 7
caustic slime nodule 1
Caveman Dan's favorite rock 1
Celsius 233 (singed) 1
cement sandals 5
censored can label 163
centurion helmet 1
chakra sludge 1
chaos popcorn 1
charisma potion 4
Charity's choker 49
cheap Chinese beer 1
cheap clip-on ninja tie 46
cheap studded belt 1,098
cheap sunglasses 1
cheap toaster 1
cheap wind-up clock 14
cheer extractor 1
cheer-o-gram 4
Cheer-Up soda 4
cheerful antler hat 1
cheerful Crimbo sweater 1
cheerful pajama pants 1
Chef Boy, R&D's business card 1
chest barrel 4
chest of "pirate gold" 1
Chester's bag of candy 1
Chester's cutoffs 1
Chester's moustache 3
Chester's muscle shirt 1
chewable paper 231
chicle de salchicha 1
child-sized dracula cloak 44
Chinese curse words 1
chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli 22
Choco-Mint patty 1
chocolate "Phoenix" 2
chocolate bath ball 2
chocolate box 1
chocolate cigar 1
chocolate filthy lucre 60
chocolate frosted sugar bomb 5
chocolate Ogre Chieftain 4
chocolate pasta spoon 9
chocolate pocketwatch 1
chocolate rabbit's foot 2
chocolate Spider Queen 3
chocolate-covered loofah 1
chocolate-stained collar 1
chocomotive 7
Choker of the Ultragoth 1
Chorale of Companionship 1
chrome helmet turtle 1
chrome sword 2
Chroner 4,587
Churchill 1
Cinco Mayo Lager 2
cinnamon cannoli 1
cinnamon machine oil 153
Clan hot dog stand 1
Clara's bell 17
Claw of the Infernal Seal 1
clear Russian 1
clingfilm cap 1
clingfilm slippers 1
clingfilm tangle 2
clingfilm trousers 1
Cloaca Cola Polar 200
Cloaca-Cola c-rations 1
Cloak of Dire Shadows 2
cloning kit 23
closed-circuit phone system 1
cloudy potion 199
clove-flavored lip balm 97
club necklace 7
clumsiness bark 833
coal contact lenses 37
coal dust 1
coal shovel 1
coarse hemp socks 1
cocktail napkin 1
Cocktails of the Age of Sail 1
cocoa of youth 1
cod cape 5
Codpiece of the Goblin King 2
Coinspiracy 11,112
Colander of Em-er'il 3
Cold Hots candy 11
cold seal sweat 30
cold-filtered water 100
collapsible baton 1
collection of tiny spooky objects 14
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 2
colored-light "necklace" 1
colorful toad 259
comb jelly 1
Comet Pop 13
comfy coffin 9
communal gobstopper 5
compounded experience 44
Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) 1
compressed air canister 67
compression stocking 3
concentrated fish broth 3
concentrated garbage juice 1
confiscated cell phone 294
confiscated comic book 261
confiscated love note 286
confusing LED clock 1,145
conjured ice cream 57
conquistador's breastplate 1
contract enforcement stick 39
control crystal 1
cool spore pod 5
cop dollar 148
corncob pipe 1
corned beet 7
corned-beef Reuben 150
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 2
Corpse Island iced tea 37
corpse on the beach 29
corpsebite 11
corpsedriver 41
corpsetini 49
corrupted data 33
cosmetic football 63
Cosmic Calorie 194
costume rental shop 56
counterfeit city 1
Covers-Your-Head 1
Cracklin' Oat Bran 104
cranberry margarita (brackish) 3
cranberry schnapps 4
crappy brain 8
crappy Mer-kin mask 1
crappy Mer-kin tailpiece 1
crappy waiter disguise 1
crayon shavings 30
creepy ginger ale 49
creepy nursery rhyme 63
creepy voodoo doll 2
crident 43
CRIMBCO lanyard 1
CRIMBCO mug 9
CRIMBCO scrip 5
CRIMBCO wine 10
CRIMBCOLOAF 1
Crimbeau de toilette 1
Crimbo candied pecan 18
Crimbo candle 1
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 54
Crimbo Carol tattoo kit 1
Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit 1
Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit 1
Crimbo Credit 21
Crimbo crystal shards 3
Crimbo dinner 5
Crimbo Factory surprise box 42
Crimbo food scraps 6
Crimbo pie 2
Crimbo salad 4
Crimbo sapling 1
Crimbo smile 1
Crimbo stockings 1
Crimbo train emergency brake 17
Crimbo wreath 3
Crimbojito 1
Crimbolex watch 1
Crimbomega drive chain 1
Crimbomination Contraption 1
Crimbonium fuel rod 2
Crimbosmopolitan 5
Crimbot battery 1
Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) 1
Crimboysters Rockefeller 1
Crimbuccaneer captain's purse 1
Crimbuccaneer flotsam 2
Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail 38
Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 2
Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack 1
Crimbuck 40,000
crimsilion jub-jub bird 1
croquet hedgehog 2
crotchety pants 3
Crown of the Goblin King 1
Crown of Thrones 1
crown-shaped beanie 1
crusty hula hoop 1
crystal Crimbo goblet 1
crystal Crimbo platter 1
crystal skeleton vodka 3
crystal skull 10
crystalline cheer 10,564
crystalline seal eye 1
crystallized memory 1
CSA all-purpose soap 26
CSA fire-starting kit 812
cube of billiard chalk 4
cube of ectoplasm 63
cubic zirconia 19
cup of infinite pencils 1
cuppa Activi tea 1
cuppa Alacri tea 1
cuppa Chari tea 1
cuppa Craft tea 1
cuppa Cruel tea 1
cuppa Dexteri tea 1
cuppa Feroci tea 1
cuppa Flamibili tea 1
cuppa Flexibili tea 1
cuppa Frost tea 1
cuppa Gill tea 1
cuppa Impregnabili tea 1
cuppa Improprie tea 1
cuppa Insani tea 1
cuppa Irritabili tea 1
cuppa Loyal tea 90
cuppa Mana tea 1
cuppa Mediocri tea 1
cuppa Monstrosi tea 1
cuppa Morbidi tea 1
cuppa Nas tea 1
cuppa Net tea 1
cuppa Neuroplastici tea 1
cuppa Obscuri tea 1
cuppa Physicali tea 1
cuppa Proprie tea 1
cuppa Royal tea 16
cuppa Serendipi tea 1
cuppa Sobrie tea 3
cuppa Toast tea 1
cuppa Twen tea 1
cuppa Uncertain tea 1
cuppa Vitali tea 1
cuppa Voraci tea 3
cuppa Wit tea 1
cuppa Yet tea 1
cursed breeches 1
cursed chocolate doubloon 13
cursed cutlass 1
cursed eyepatch 1
cursed monkey glove 1
cursed piece of thirteen 1
cursed wishbone 11
cute meteoroid 4
cyborg stompin' boot 1
cyclops eyedrops 2
daisy 2
Daisy's unclean bloomers 1
damp bar rag 57
dancing fan 87
Danglin' Chad's loincloth 1
dark baconstone ring 1
dark hamethyst ring 1
Dark Jill-of-All-Trades 1
dark porquoise ring 1
dark potion 25
day shortener 1
Deactivated MiniMechaElf 1
deactivated nanobots 1
deadfall branch 1
deadly lampshade 3
Dear Past Self Package 1
debonair deboner 1
decanter of fine Scotch 1
decent brain 3
decomposed boot 2
Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe 24
deep six-shooter 3
defective skull 1
delicious salad 1,235
delicious star salad 5
deluxe fax machine 5
deluxe layer cake 1
deluxe Neverending Party favor 1
demon makeup kit 6
demonic surgical gloves 53
denastified haunch 3
denim jacket 63
dense meat stack 21
depleted Crimbonium football helmet 3
depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick 2
designer handbag 2
detour shield 1
devil-summoning hat 55
deviled egg 1
devilish folio 49
diabolic pizza cube 1
diamond necklace 6
Dickory Farms Gift Basket 10
dilapidated wizard hat 1
diluted makeup 13
Dinsey food-cone 2
Dinsey Whinskey 1
Dinsey's pizza cutter 1
disassembled clover 43
disbelief suspenders 1
discarded swimming trunks 1
Disco 'Fro Pick 2
disco biscuit 1
disconnected intergnat 1
Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog 1
disembodied brain 1
disintegrating barrel 200
disintegrating quill pen 4
disposable instant camera 2
disposable lighter 44
distilled fortified wine 8
distilled resin 1
divine champagne flute 310
diving muff 1
DIY protonic accelerator kit 1
DNOTC Box 2
Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic 7,601
dog ointment 6
doll house 1
dollar-sign bag 1
dollhive 1
Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat 1
Dolphin King's crown 1
donated booze 3,065
donated candy 3,065
donated food 3,065
donkey flipbook 1
dope gangsta bling-bling 1
dorky glasses 67
double-ice box 1
double-ice britches 1
double-ice cap 1
drafty drawers 7
Dragonscale breastplate 1
Drapes-You-Regally 2
dreadful roast 1
Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge 1
Dreadsylvanian Almanac page 2
Dreadsylvanian seed pod 69
Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie 2
Dreadsylvanian stew 1
dream of a dog 4
dregs of a Crimbo cocktail 21
drinks tray 51
Driplet 99
drippy bezoar 3
drippy candy bar 1
drippy staff 1
drippy stake 1
drippy stein 6
drippy truncheon 1
drive-by shooting 2
drive-thru burger 1
droll monocle 1
drone self-destruct chip 9
drop of water-37 229
dropped scrap of paper 11
Drowsy Sword 28
drum of tommy ammo 9
Drunkula's bell 1
Drunkula's cape 1
Drunkula's silky pants 3
drywall axe 2
dubious loincloth 1
duct tape 32
duct tape buckler 1
duct tape dockers 1
duct tape fedora 1
duct tape shirt 1
duct tape sword 12
DUFRESNE Suds 335
Duke Vampire's regal cloak 1
dungeoneering kit 11
duonoculars 1
Dust bunny 236
dusty barrel 200
dusty Crimbo crate 1
Dweebisol™ inhaler 53
easter egg balloon 2
Eau de Guaneau 1
eaves droppers 1
ectoplasm au jus 137
ectoplasmic orbs 36
edible alien plant bit 68
eerie fetish 1
eerily silent box 1
eggman noodles 2
eggwater 2
eighth plague 1
El Sombrero De Lopez 1
El Vibrato power sphere 9
El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) 5
El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) 8
El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) 5
El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) 3
El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) 8
El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) 7
El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) 8
El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) 13
El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) 9
El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) 16
El Vibrato restraints 15
El Vibrato translator 1
Elder Turtle Shell 2
eldritch alignment spray 24
eldritch concentrate 9
eldritch distillate 1
eldritch dough 51
eldritch effluvium 1,100
eldritch elixir 6
eldritch extract 3
eldritch hat 1
eldritch ichor 3
eldritch mushroom 3
eldritch mushroom pizza 1
eldritch oil 44
eldritch pants 1
eldritch rub 26
eldritch tincture (depleted) 1
electric copperhead potion 250
electric Kool-Aid 12
electric pants 1
electrical thingamabob 20
electrician's hardhat 1
electronic dulcimer pants 1
electronics kit 182
elemental caipiroska 2
eleven-foot pole 2
elf army field rations 3
Elf Farm Raffle ticket 3
Elf Guard clipboard 1
Elf Guard eyedrops 4
Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion 1
Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) 1
Elf Guard honor present 2
Elf Guard mouthknife 1
Elf Guard MPC 2
Elf Guard payroll bag 1
Elf Guard safety bear 1
Elf Guard squirtgun 1
elf ploughshare 1
Elizabeth's paintbrush 42
Ellsbury's journal 1
Ellsbury's skull 1
Elmley shades 1
elven limbos gingerbread 79
elven cellocello 2
elven socks 1
elven suicide capsule 15
elven tambourine 1
elven whittling knife 1
embezzler's oil 310
empty agua de vida bottle 1
enchanted fire extinguisher 1
Enchanted Flyswatter 71
enchanted leopard-print barbell 12
enchanted muesli 73
Enchanted Plunger 193
epic cluster 2
essential tofu 3
eternal car battery 1
exactly-three-shaped box 4
executive mime flask 15
expensive champagne 3
experimental serum G-9 23
experimental serum P-00 6
explosion-flavored chewing gum 1
extra time 1
extra-greasy slider 123
extra-large palm-frond toupee 1
extra-see-thru nightie 1
extremely confusing manual 10
extremely wet T-shirt 2
eyebrow lifter 44
fabric hardener 50
facehugging alien 1
facsimile dictionary 14
faded green protest sign 1
faded red protest sign 2
fake blood 35
fake hand 1
fake plastic grass 3
fake washboard 1
fancy beef jerky 1
fancy black tie 1
fancy calligraphy pen 133
fancy canapés 1
fancy opera glasses 1
fancy party pants 1
fancy tophat 1
fancy tuxedo pants 1
FantasyRealm Mage's Hat 1
FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask 2
FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm 386
fat loot token 100
fat stacks of cash 34
FDKOL commendation 164
FDKOL fire hose 1
ferret bait 1
festive egg sac 1
festive holiday hat 1
festive sausage 2
festive warbear bank 1
fetid feather 45
Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) 1
figurine of a cold seal 4
filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") 19
filet of The Fish 7
filthy armor 38
filthy lucre 6,318
filthy monkey head 51
fire 1
fire axe 1
fire flower 1
fire of unknown origin 31
fireclutch 53
fireman's helmet 1
fish head 3
fish juice box 117
fish scimitar 1
fish-liver oil 43
fishbone belt 1
fishbone bracers 1
fishbone catcher's mitt 1
fishbone corset 1
fishbone facemask 1
fishbone fins 1
fishbone kneepads 1
fishelada 95
fishy fish casserole 2
fishy pipe 1
fist turkey outline 1
fistful of wood shavings 2
Fitspiration™ poster 85
Five Second Energy™ 2
flaming glowsticks 2
flaming leaf crown 1
flaming sword 2
flan del mar 4
flashy pirate dreadlocks 106
flask flops 3
flask of egggrog 1
flask of mining oil 1
flask of rainwater 78
flask of tainted mining oil 1
Flaskfull of Hollow 2,696
flavored foot massage oil 1,885
flayed mind 90
fleshy putty 6
flimsy hardwood scraps 49
floaty sand 74
flour cookie 6
flytrap pellet 2
foam commodore's hat 1
foam dart 1,505
foam naval trousers 1
foam noodle 2
foam pistol 2
folder (holographic fractal) 1
folder (owl) 1
folder (smiley face) 3
food drive button 1
foot-long hot daub 1
forest canopy bed 1
forest spirit rattle 52
Former Sheriff Dan's tin star 13
fortune cookie 3
fossilized serpent skull 1
fossilized spike 1
Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit 1
Freddie's blessing of Mercury 2
Freddy Kruegerand 12,345
freightcake 4
French bronilla brogurt 1
French slippers 1
freshwater fishbone 37
fried air 71
Friendliness Beverage 84
friendly cheez blob 1
frigid fudgepuck 1
Frigid Northern Beans 1
frog lip-print 46
frost-rimed seal hide 2
Frosty's carrot 2
Frosty's frosty mug 246
Frosty's iceball 1
Frosty's nailbat 1
Frosty's old silk hat 1
Frosty's snowball sack 1
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