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This player is a member of the clan Hyrule.

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Lord_of_Ants (#129550)
This player has 4,871 unique items and 93,993 total items in his/her display case.

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"caramel" orange 6
"DRINK ME" potion 11
"Humorous" T-shirt 1
"KICK ME" sign 11
"meat" stick 5
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 1
1-ball 11
1.21 jigawatts 3
1/6th Pound Cake 1
100-Watt bulb 7
11-leaf clover 11
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 11
2-ball 11
20-lb can of rice and beans 5
25-meat staff 11
3-ball 11
30669 scroll 11
33398 scroll 11
334 scroll 11
37x37x37 puzzle cube 11
4-ball 11
4-d camera 11
4-dimensional fez 1
4-dimensional guitar 11
4:20 bomb 11
5-Alarm Saucepan 2
5-ball 11
6-ball 11
64067 scroll 11
668 scroll 11
7-ball 11
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 11
8-ball 11
8-billed baseball cap 1
9-ball 11
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes 2
a butt tuba 11
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 1
a cute angel 2
A Guide to Burning Leaves 3
A Light that Never Goes Out 1
a little sump'm sump'm 11
a suspicious address 1
A. W. O. L. commendation 3
abandoned candy 1
abominable blubber 11
abominable snowcone 11
abridged dictionary 1
Abuela Crimbo's special magnet 1
accidental cider 11
accord ion 9
accordion file 1
accordionoid rocca 4
acid-squirting flower 11
acoustic guitarrr 11
actual reality goggles 11
actual tapas 11
adder 11
adder bladder 11
adhesive tape dolly 1
adorable seal larva 2
adventurer clone egg 2
Afternoon Delight 1
agua de vida 11
airblaster gun 11
airplane charter: Conspiracy Island 1
airplane charter: Dinseylandfill 2
airplane charter: Spring Break Beach 2
airplane charter: That 70s Volcano 1
albatross necklace 1
Alewife™ Ale 3
Alice's Army Alchemist 11
Alice's Army booster box 2
Alice's Army Bowman 11
Alice's Army Cleric 11
Alice's Army Coward 11
Alice's Army Dervish 5
Alice's Army Foil Alchemist 2
Alice's Army Foil Bowman 2
Alice's Army Foil Cleric 1
Alice's Army Foil Guard 4
Alice's Army Foil Halberder 3
Alice's Army Foil Hammerman 2
Alice's Army Foil Horseman 2
Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber 3
Alice's Army Foil Ninja 2
Alice's Army Foil Nurse 2
Alice's Army Foil Page 2
Alice's Army Foil Spearsman 2
Alice's Army Foil Swordsman 2
Alice's Army Foil Wallman 2
Alice's Army Guard 11
Alice's Army Halberder 11
Alice's Army Hammerman 11
Alice's Army Horseman 11
Alice's Army Lanceman 11
Alice's Army Mad Bomber 11
Alice's Army Martyr 7
Alice's Army Ninja 11
Alice's Army Nurse 11
Alice's Army Page 11
Alice's Army Shieldmaiden 11
Alice's Army Sniper 6
Alice's Army Spearsman 11
Alice's Army Swordsman 11
Alice's Army Wallman 11
alien autoautopsy kit 2
alien drugs 11
alien force field disruptor bean 1
alien protein powder 1
alien source code printout 3
All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig 1
all-purpose cleaner 11
all-purpose flower 3
all-year sucker 1
alpha-mail pants 3
alphabet gum 11
alpine watercolor set 1
amber aviator shades 1
ammonite candy mold 1
ammonite fossil 19
amok pudding 6
amok putter 10
Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes 1
amulet of extreme plot significance 11
Amulet of Yendor 11
ancient calendar 2
ancient calendar fragment 7
ancient cursed foot locker 6
ancient frozen dinner 11
ancient ice cream scoop 11
ancient Magi-Wipes 11
ancient medicinal herbs 1
ancient oil painting of yourself 2
ancient poisoned dart 11
Ancient Protector Soda 1
ancient protein powder 11
Ancient Saucehelm 1
ancient spice 11
ancient stone fist 11
ancient stone head 11
ancient turtle shell powder 1
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 11
ancient vinyl coin purse 11
anemone nematocyst 11
angel-food cake 3
Angelhair Culottes 2
angry agate 4
Angry Farmer candy 11
angry inch 11
Ankh of Badahnkadh 8
anniversary balloon 5
anniversary balsa wood socks 1
anniversary burlap belt 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
anniversary pewter cape 1
anniversary safety glass vest 1
anniversary tiny latex mask 1
annoying pitchfork 11
ant agonist 11
ant antidepressant 11
ant hoe 13
ant pick 11
ant pitchfork 10
ant rake 11
ant sickle 11
anti-anti-antidote 11
anticheese 11
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 3
antique accordion 2
antique bottle of cough syrup 11
antique greaves 11
antique hand mirror 11
antique helmet 11
antique machete 13
antique packet of ketchup 11
antique pair of blue jeans 1
antique shield 11
antique spear 11
Apathargic Bandersnatch 2
apathetic lizardman doll 2
aquamariner's necklace 1
aquamariner's ring 1
Argarggagarg's fang 3
arm buzzer 3
armgun 11
around the world 11
arrow'd heart balloon 1
arrowgram 11
arrrgyle socks 11
artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice 10
artisanal limoncello 10
Artist's Butterknife of Regret 3
Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness 4
Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury 3
Artist's Spatula of Despair 1
Artist's Whisk of Misery 3
asbestos apron 11
asbestos crossbow 6
asbestos crossbow string 1
asbestos helmet turtle 1
asbestos meat stack 8
asbestos ore 11
asbestos staff 5
asbestos stick 1
asbestos sword 8
asbestos sword hilt 1
asbestos thermos 9
ASCII shirt 11
Asleep in the Cemetery 1
asparagus knife 11
asparagus lo mein 3
asparagus stir-fry 1
aspirin 11
Ass-Stompers of Violence 1
asshat 11
astral badger 2
astral mushroom 11
astronaut pants 11
atomic vector plotter 11
attention spanner 1
attorney's badge 11
autocalliope 5
automa-bot parts 8
automatic catapult 1
automatic wine thief 2
autumn breeze 11
autumn dollar 11
autumn leaf 11
autumn years wisdom 11
autumn-spice donut 11
autumnal aegis 1
AutumnFest ale 9
autumnic bomb 1
auxiliary backbone 2
awful poetry journal 11
Ax of L'rose 1
Aye Aye, Captain 2
bätzle 2
baby chest mimic 3
baby cuddlefish 5
baby killer bee 11
babycakes 3
backwoods screwdriver 11
baconstone 11
baconstone bracelet 4
baconstone earring 11
baconstone pendant 2
baconstone ring 5
bad penguin egg 2
badass belt 14
badass pie 1
badge of authority 11
badger badge 4
Bag o' Tricks 3
bag of airline peanuts 11
bag of Cheat-Os 11
bag of GORF 11
bag of GORP 11
bag of grain 1
bag of gross foreign snacks 11
bag of lard 10
bag of many confections 8
bag of park garbage 22
bag of pygmy blood 11
bag of QWOP 12
bag of W&Ws 11
baggie of powdered sugar 11
balaclava 11
balaclava baklava 7
ball 11
ball-in-a-cup 1
balloon helmet 11
balloon monkey 11
balloon shield 9
balloon sword 11
ballroom blintz 11
balsa plank 6
bamboo bokuto 3
banana 26
banana daiquiri 1
banana peel 11
banana supersucker 11
bananagate 11
bananarama bangle 2
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 2
banjo strings 9
bar of freeze-dried water 8
bar skin 11
bar whip 2
barbed-wire fence 11
bargain flash powder 11
baritone accordion 6
bark beret 6
bark boxers 4
bark bracelet 11
bark rootbeer 6
barnacle-encrusted sweater 2
Barney's rake 4
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 11
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 11
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 11
barrel beryl 3
barrel cracker 2
barrel gun 7
barrel pickle 4
barrrnacle 11
barskin buckler 2
barskin cloak 2
barskin hat 6
barskin loincloth 3
barskin tent 7
bartender skull 1
bartender-in-the-box 1
bartender-skull-in-the-box 1
Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler 5
Barulio's bottle 6
baseball 11
Bash-Ōs boxtop 4
Bash-Ōs cereal 11
basic meat crossbow 7
basic meat fez 1
basic meat foon 1
basic meat helmet 6
basic meat kilt 7
basic meat pants 9
basic meat skirt 3
basic meat spork 1
basic meat staff 6
basic meat sword 3
bastard baster 1
bat guano 11
bat haggis 7
bat hat 1
bat whip 6
bat wing 11
bat wing kabob 9
bat wing stir-fry 1
bat-ass leather jacket 3
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 11
batblade 11
batgut 11
batskin belt 1
battered Crimbo Crate 11
battered hubcap 2
battered old top-hat 1
Battlie Light Saver 701
bazookafish bubble gum 11
beach glass bead 11
beach glass necklace 11
bean burrito 8
beanbag chair 11
beard incense 9
beastly paste 11
beaten-up Chucks 4
beautiful soup 2
beaver spear 6
bed of coals 2
beefy fish meat 11
beer bomb 11
beer bong 11
beer cartilage 11
beer goggles 8
beer helmet 11
beer lens 11
beer-a-pult 7
beer-battered accordion 6
beer-scented teddy bear 6
beer-soaked mop 11
beertini 1
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 3
begpwnia 11
Beignet Milgranet 11
bejeweled accordion strap 5
bejeweled cufflinks 11
bejeweled pledge pin 11
belemnite candy mold 1
belemnite fossil 17
bell-shaped Crimbo cookie 7
bellhop bell 6
bellhop's hat 1
Belt of Howling Anger 1
Ben-Gal™ Balm 11
bent scrap metal 11
berries of suffering 2
Better Than Cuddling Cake 11
bezoar ring 1
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 2
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 1
BGE merchandise order form 8
BGE pocket calendar 1
BGE shotglass 7
BGE temporary tattoo 1
BGE tiny plastic toy 1
bi-lateral logic compressor 11
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 1
big bad voodoo mask 11
big bass drum 11
big boom 11
big bundle of chamoix 1
Big Candy's tophat 1
big dribbly candle 5
big red clown nose 11
big rock 2
big slimy cyst 3
big stick 9
big stirring stick 1
bigger stick 4
bilge wine 11
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 1
biomechanical crimborg helmet 1
biomechanical crimborg leg armor 1
bird rib 11
birdbone corset 2
bishop cookie 1
Bit O' Ectoplasm 11
bit of clingfilm 11
bit-o-cactus 11
bite-me-red lipstick 11
bitter bowtie 1
BitterSweetTarts 11
BittyCar HotCar 1
BittyCar MeatCar 1
BittyCar SoulCar 1
Bjorn's Hammer 2
black & tan 11
Black and White Apron Enrollment Form 2
Black and White Apron Meal Kit 14
Black Angus blackburger 1
black belt 2
black blade 2,482
Black Body™ spray 11
black brandy 1
black candy heart 12
black cherry soda 11
black Crimbo ball 11
black eyedrops 6
black facepaint 11
black forest cake 11
black forest ham 11
black friar's tonsure 3
black gold 4
black greaves 11
black helmet 11
black kettle drum 11
black label 7
black magic powder 6
Black No. 2 11
black paisley oyster egg 11
black pension check 11
black pepper 11
black picnic basket 11
black pixel 11
black plastic oyster egg 11
black polka-dot oyster egg 11
black pudding 11
black sheepskin diploma 11
black shield 11
black snake skin 11
black snowcone 19
black spot 1
black striped oyster egg 11
black sword 11
black velvet box 1
black-and-blue light 72
blackberry 12
blackberry combat boots 11
blackberry galoshes 11
blackberry moccasins 11
blackberry slippers 10
Blackfly Chardonnay 11
blammer 11
blank diary 1
Blatantly Canadian 11
blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail 1
blind-packed capsule toy 11
Bling of the New Wave 1
Blizzards I Have Died In 1
blob of wood glue 8
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 7
Blood 'n' Plenty 4
blood and blood 1
blood flower 1
Blood Light 7
blood of the Wereseal 2
blood-drive sticker 1
blood-faced volleyball 1
bloodied surgical dungarees 4
bloodstain stick 11
bloody beer 6
bloody clown pants 11
bloody mary 11
blowdart 11
blue class ring 11
Blue Diamond of Honesty 4
blue glowstick 1
blue grass 3
blue oyster badge 1
blue paisley oyster egg 11
blue pixel 11
blue pixel potion 11
blue plasma ball 11
blue plastic oyster egg 11
blue polka-dot oyster egg 11
blue potion 1
blue raspberry troll doll 1
blue shell 1
blue snowcone 91
blue striped oyster egg 11
blue tulip 3
blue velvet cake 4
blue-frosted astral cupcake 11
blundarrrbus 1
blunt cat claw 11
blunt icepick 11
bobble-hip hula elf doll 1
bobcat grenade 11
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
Bohemian rhapsody 2
boilgun 2
bolder boulder 5
bone abacus 11
bone and arrows 1
bone aperitif 1
bone bandoneon 2
bone chips 5
bone collar 2
bone flute 11
bone meal 1
bone rattle 11
bone spurs 1
Bone's Farm "wine" 3
boneana hammock 1
bonedanna 1
Bonerdagon necklace 9
Bonestabber 2
boning knife 1
book of facts 3
book of facts (dog-eared) 1
book of matches 11
Boots of Twilight Whispers 3
booty chest charrrm 11
booty chest charrrm bracelet 7
booze bindle 6
booze-soaked cherry 9
boozebomb 11
Boozehounds Anonymous token 11
borg sock monkey 11
boring spaghetti 2
Boris's beer 11
Boris's Helm 2
Boris's Helm (askew) 1
Boris's key lime 8
Boris's key lime pie 4
Boris's ring 11
borrowed time 11
Boss Bat bling 11
Boss Bat britches 11
bottle of alcohol 11
bottle of antifreeze 9
bottle of black cat tonic 6
bottle of Blank-Out 4
bottle of bubbles 11
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 11
bottle of Cochon Noir 2
bottle of cooking sherry 11
bottle of Definit 11
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 11
bottle of Evermore 15
bottle of fire 4
bottle of fruity "wine" 2
bottle of gin 11
bottle of goofballs 15
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 11
bottle of laundry sherry 11
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 11
bottle of lighter fluid 11
bottle of lovebug pheromones 1
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 13
bottle of Mystic Shell 6
bottle of Ooze-O 11
bottle of Pete's Sake 5
bottle of Pinot Renoir 11
bottle of pirate juice 11
bottle of popskull 11
bottle of realpagne 3
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 12
bottle of rum 11
bottle of sake 11
bottle of sewage schnapps 11
bottle of single-barrel whiskey 9
bottle of tequila 11
bottle of ultravitamins 11
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 11
bottle of vodka 11
bottle of whiskey 11
bottle of wine 2
bottle opener belt buckle 11
bottlecap turtle 3
bottled day 2
bottled green pixie 1
bottled inspiration 2
bottled swamp gas 11
bottled Vampire Vintner 2
boulder 11
bouquet of circular saw blades 11
bow 1
bow staff 1
bowl of cottage cheese 11
bowl of eyeballs 2
bowl of fishysoisse 1
bowl of Jeal-O 17
bowl of lucky charms 4
bowl of marinade 4
bowl of mummy guts 12
bowl of petunias 1
bowl of rye sprouts 5
Bowl of Scorpions 1
bowlegged pants 1
bowler 1
bowling ball 9
box 11
box of bear arms 2
box of Dweebs 11
box of Familiar Jacks 2
box of hammers 11
box of hickory chips 1
box of Pokëmann band-aids 11
box of sunshine 40
box-in-the-box 11
box-in-the-box-in-the-box 2
boxed Apriling band helmet 3
boxed autumn-aton 3
boxed champagne 11
boxed wine 11
boxing glove 11
boxing-glove-in-a-box 3
brain preservation fluid 1
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 11
brains casserole 3
brainwave-controlled unicorn horn 1
brainy skull 11
brass crank handle 2
brass gear 11
brass stinger 1
bread line 5
bread man 3
bread pie 36
breadchucks 6
breaded beer 1
Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air 10
brick 84
brick of sand 11
BRICKO bat 1
BRICKO brick 11
BRICKO bulwark 1
BRICKO elephant 1
BRICKO eye brick 60
BRICKO hat 5
BRICKO octopus 2
BRICKO ooze 2
BRICKO oyster 1
BRICKO pants 5
BRICKO pearl 3
BRICKO pyramid 1
BRICKO python 2
BRICKO sword 4
BRICKO turtle 1
briefcase 11
brigand brittle 37
Bright Water 11
brilliant oyster egg 1
Brimstone Bludgeon 1
Brimstone Boxers 1
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 10
brine 4
briny vinegar 1
broken carburetor 11
broken cellular phone 26
broken clock 11
broken glass grenade 11
broken skull 11
broken sword 11
bronze breastplate 11
bronzed locust 11
BROS Energy Drink 9
brown crock marble 11
brown felt tophat 8
brown pirate pants 1
brown pixel 22
brown sugar cane 11
bubble bauble bow 1
bubblewrap crossbow 1
bubblewrap ore 11
bubblewrap staff 1
bubblewrap sword 2
bubblin' chemistry solution 3
bubblin' crude 49
bubbly potion 11
bucket of anniversary lard 1
bucket of honey 11
bucket of wine 11
buckler buckle 7
buckyball 11
Buddy Bjorn 1
buffalo blade 1
buffed alien drugs 1
bugbear beanie 23
bugbear bungguard 11
bugged beanie 1
Bulky Buddy Box 11
bull blubber 3
bullet-proof corduroys 11
bum cheek 11
bumblebee marble 1
bunch of bananas 3
bunch of square grapes 11
bunny liver 11
buoybottoms 11
burrowgrub hive 1
burst hellseal brain 1
Burt's blessing of Bacchus 1
bus pass 11
button rouge 2
buzzard feather 11
C.B.F.G. 1
C.H.U.M. chum 11
cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 1
cabooze 4
cactus fruit 18
caipifruta 1
calavera concertina 5
calle de miel 11
calle de miel with a fly in it 4
Calzone of Legend 11
Camp Scout backpack 2
Camp Scout pup tent 11
can cannon 1
can of Binarrrca 11
can of black paint 11
can of CRIMBCOLA 6
can of depilatory cream 1
can of fake snow 2
can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ 11
can of maces 11
can of mixed everything 1
can of Rain-Doh 2
can of Red Minotaur 11
can of sardines 4
can of spinach 11
can of Swiller 11
can of V-11 5
can-can-in-a-can 4
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 11
can-you-dig-it? 1
candied bolts 6
candied kobold 7
candied lime 1
candied nuts 11
candied yam pinky ring 1
candied yams 11
candy brain 9
candy cane 11
candy cane candygram 2
candy cigarette 10
candy kneecapping stick 3
candy knife 8
candy knuckles 3
candy stake 11
candycaine powder 11
cane-mail pants 11
cane-mail shirt 3
cannonball charrrm 11
cannonball charrrm bracelet 8
cannonbomb 13
canopic jar 11
canteen of eggnog 4
canteen of wine 3
cap gun 12
capacitor relay 11
carbon nanotube frame 11
carbonated soy milk 11
carbonated water lily 11
cardboard crossbow 1
cardboard katana 7
cardboard ore 11
cardboard staff 10
cardboard sword 6
cardboard wakizashi 11
caret 3
carob brownies 2
carob cannon 1
carob chunk cookies 2
carob chunk noodles 2
carob chunks 11
carrot cake precipice bar 7
carrot claret 1
carrot juice 11
carrot nose 11
carton of rotten eggs 11
cartoon heart 11
casino pass 11
cast 11
cast-iron legacy paddle 6
cat appendix 11
catfish whiskers 7
catgut 11
catgut taco 2
catskin buckler 2
catskin cap 1
catsup 11
cement sandals 3
centipede eggs 11
centurion helmet 1
Cerebral Cloche 3
Cerebral Crossbow 7
Cerebral Culottes 5
chain-mail monokini 3
chainsaw chain 4
chakra sludge 34
Chalice of the Malkovich Prince 2
Champagne Shimmy 3
chaos butterfly 11
chaos popcorn 1
charged magnet 2
Charleston Choo-Choo 3
charming flute 3
charrrm bracelet 12
Chateau Mantegna room key 2
cheap cigar butt 11
cheap elven gloves 2
cheap plastic blowgun 7
cheap plastic bottle opener 5
cheap studded belt 11
cheap toaster 10
cheap wind-up clock 1
cheezburger 8
chef skull 7
chef's hat 11
chef-in-the-box 3
chef-skull-in-the-box 1
cherry 6
Cherry Cloaca Cola 9
cherry pie 3
chest of "pirate gold" 1
Chester's Aquarius medallion 1
chewable paper 22
chewing gum on a string 11
ChibiBuddy™ (off) 1
chintzy accordion pin 7
chintzy disco ball pendant 8
chintzy noodle ring 2
chintzy saucepan earring 3
chintzy seal pendant 11
chintzy turtle brooch 5
chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli 11
chisel 2
chitinous pod 1
chloroform rag 11
chlorophyll paste 4
Choco-Mint patty 11
chocolate box 2
chocolate filthy lucre 7
chocolate frosted sugar bomb 7
chocolate seal-clubbing club 6
chocolate spurs 1
chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses 3
chocolate-covered loofah 1
chocolate-covered scarab beetle 11
chocolate-frosted king cake 6
chocomotive 7
chopsticks 11
Chori Zo trading card 4
chorizo brownies 3
chorizo taco 11
chrome crossbow 5
chrome crossbow string 1
chrome helmet turtle 1
chrome meat stack 6
chrome ore 11
chrome staff 3
chrome stick 1
chrome sword 11
chrome sword hilt 1
Chroner 22
Chroner cross 1
chunk of depleted Grimacite 9
chunk of hot iron 4
chunk of rock salt 11
cigarette lighter 11
Cinco Mayo Lager 1
cinnamon machine oil 22
circular CRIMBCOOKIE 5
Clan hot dog stand 1
Clan looking glass 1
Clan pool table 1
Clan shower 2
Clan speakeasy 1
class five ecto-larva 1
classy monkey 11
Claw of the Infernal Seal 2
clay peace-sign bead 11
Claybender glasses 3
clear Russian 37
clingfilm tangle 1
Cloaca Cola Polar 5
Cloaca grenade 11
Cloaca-Cola 11
Cloaca-Cola c-rations 11
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 11
Cloaca-Cola helmet 11
Cloaca-Cola knapsack 11
Cloaca-Cola shield 11
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife 2
Cloak of Dire Shadows 3
clock-cleaning hammer 2
clockwork claws 1
clockwork clockwise dome 1
clockwork counterclockwise dome 1
clockwork crossbow 1
clockwork doohickey 11
clockwork endoskeleton 1
clockwork handle 1
clockwork hat 1
clockwork key 7
clockwork maid 1
clockwork pants 1
clockwork pirate skull 1
clockwork rings 1
clockwork rod 1
clockwork shank 2
clockwork sheet 1
clockwork sphere 1
clockwork spine 1
clockwork staff 1
clockwork sword 1
clockwork thingamajig 11
clockwork trench coat 1
clockwork widget 11
cloning kit 11
closed-circuit phone system 1
cloudy potion 11
clove-flavored lip balm 7
clown hammer 16
clown shoes 11
clown skin 11
clown whip 11
clown wig 8
clownskin belt 2
clownskin buckler 1
clownskin harness 8
club necklace 11
club of the five seasons 4
clumsiness bark 11
clutch of dodecapede eggs 6
coal dust 10
coal shovel 6
cob of corn 5
Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau 11
cocktail napkin 11
cocktail onion 9
cocoa egg 11
cocoa eggshell fragment 11
coconut bikini top 3
coconut shell 11
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 2
Codpiece of the Goblin King 11
coffin lid 11
cog 11
cog and sprocket assembly 9
Coinspiracy 135
Colander of Em-er'il 2
cold and sour sauce 1
cold hi mein 1
Cold Hots candy 11
cold mashed potatoes 5
cold medicine cabinet 1
cold ninja mask 11
cold nuggets 11
cold powder 4
cold wad 11
cold water bottle 5
cold-filtered water 11
collection of tiny spooky objects 11
cologne of contempt 2
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 8
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 6
colored-light "necklace" 2
colorful plastic ball 11
colorful toad 11
combat fan 4
combat lover's locket lockbox 1
comfy pillow 4
Comma Chameleon egg 9
commemorative war stein 11
communications windchimes 11
compression stocking 11
computronic processing unit 11
concentrated cooking 3
concentrated cordial of concentration 2
concentrated magicalness pill 11
confiscated cell phone 20
confiscated comic book 22
confiscated love note 23
confusing LED clock 11
congratulatory cake 2
Connery's Elixir of Audacity 11
container of Spooky Putty 1
control crystal 1
Cookbook of the Damned 2
cookie cookie 3
cool cat elixir 4
cool jelly donut 3
cool mint precipice bar 5
cool mushroom 1
cool mushroom casserole 1
cool mushroom wine 2
cool whip 11
Copper Alpha of Sincerity 1
copper ha'penny charrrm 11
copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet 6
cordial of concentration 1
corn holder 11
corned beet 8
cornuthaum 11
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 3
Corpse Island iced tea 4
corpse on the beach 8
corpsedriver 11
corpsetini 5
correction fluid 11
corrupted data 11
corrupted marrow 56
costume sword 9
cottage 6
cotton candy bale 1
cotton candy pillow 1
cow poker 7
cracker 2
cranberries 18
cranberry cordial 4
cranberry schnapps 1
crappy brain 11
crappy waiter disguise 11
crayon shavings 4
crazy hobo notebook 7
crazy little Turkish delight 11
cream of pointy mushroom soup 1
cream pie 9
cream stout 11
creamsicle 11
creepy doll head 5
creepy ginger ale 11
creepy voice box 9
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 3
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 3
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 6
CRIMBCO lanyard 1
CRIMBCOIDS mints 4
CRIMBCOLOAF 3
Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug 2
Crimbo candied pecan 11
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 11
Crimbo Credit 82
Crimbo dinner 7
Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head 2
Crimbo food scraps 11
Crimbo fudge 11
Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll 2
Crimbo peppermint bark 11
Crimbo pie 1
Crimbo salad 4
Crimbo sapling 1
Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer 2
Crimbo train emergency brake 10
Crimbo tree flocker 2
Crimbo ukulele 2
Crimbo wreath 1
Crimbomega drive chain 1
Crimbomination Contraption 1
Crimbonium fuel rod 2
Crimbosmopolitan 5
Crimbot battery 1
Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision 1
Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping 1
Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency 1
Crimbot schematic: Big Head 3
Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel 1
Crimbot schematic: Crab Core 1
Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head 1
Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun 5
Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan 2
Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise 1
Crimbot schematic: Power Arm 1
Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler 1
Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker 1
Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun 1
Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm 1
Crimboween memo 11
Crimbuccaneer bombjacket 1
Crimbuccaneer breeches 1
Crimbuccaneer captain's purse 6
Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) 2
Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) 2
Crimbuccaneer flotsam 151
Crimbuccaneer invasion map 2
Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail 12
Crimbuccaneer nose ring 1
Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 12
Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso 15
Crimbuccaneer runebone 1
Crimbuccaneer shirt 1
Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss 1
Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate 1
Crimbuccaneer tavern swab 1
Crimbuccaneer tricorn 4
Crimbuccaneer war standard 1
Crimbuccaneer whale oil 11
crimsilion jub-jub bird 1
croquet hedgehog 5
crossbow string 11
crowbar 5
crowbarrr 11
Crown of the Goblin King 11
Crown of Thrones 1
crown-shaped beanie 1
crude voodoo doll 9
cruelty-free wine 11
crumbling rat skull 4
crunchy brush 11
crystal Crimbo goblet 3
crystal skull 3
crystalline reamer 1
crystalline seal eye 1
crystallized memory 1
CSA all-purpose soap 11
CSA bravery badge 11
CSA cheerfulness ration 11
CSA discount card 11
CSA fire-starting kit 15
CSA obedience grenade 11
CSA scoutmaster's "water" 11
cube of billiard chalk 3
cup of hickory chicory 2
cup of infinite pencils 1
cup of primitive beer 11
cupcake-in-a-cup 3
curdflinger 2
curmudgel 11
cursed black pearl onion 9
cursed bottle of rum 3
cursed cannonball 2
cursed dirty joke scroll 4
cursed monkey glove 2
cursed piece of thirteen 3
cursed scrunchie 11
cursed sea biscuit 2
cursed voodoo skull 2
custard pie 11
cute bow from beyond the stars 1
cyber-mattock 1
cyborg doll 11
cyborg stompin' boot 11
cyclops eyedrops 2
cymbal syrup 67
D roll 11
d12 11
Dad's brandy 1
Daffy Taffy 11
daisy 4
dance card 11
dandy lion cub 2
dangerous jerkcicle 6
Danglin' Chad's loincloth 4
dark baconstone ring 1
dark hamethyst ring 1
Dark Jill-of-All-Trades 2
dark porquoise ring 1
dark potion 11
Das Überkühlraum trading card 2
das boot 1
day shortener 1
day-old beer 11
deactivated MicroMechaMech 1
Deactivated MiniMechaElf 1
Deactivated O. A. F. 3
dead guy's watch 11
dead lights pie 5
deanimated reanimator's coffin 2
decanter of fine Scotch 2
decaying goldfish liver 11
decent brain 11
deck of tropical cards 1
decomposed boot 11
decorative fountain 11
deed to Oliver's Place 2
defective skull 11
dehydrated caviar 11
delicious candy 1
delicious comfit? 5
delicious noodles 8
delicious salad 11
delicious shimmering moth 11
delicious spicy noodles 1
delicious swamp muck 11
demon buckler 1
demon skin 11
demon whip 9
demonic paste 1
demonskin jacket 5
demonskin trousers 3
denim axe 11
dense meat crossbow 6
dense meat stack 11
dense meat staff 10
dense meat sword 9
dental pliers 1
dented harmonica 11
dented spoon 11
deodorant 11
depantsing bomb 11
depleted Crimbonium football helmet 3
depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick 1
depleted uranium seal figurine 2
desiccated apricot 11
designer handbag 5
designer sweatpants (new old stock) 2
detective skull 1
dethklok 2
deviled egg 3
devilish folio 11
diamond necklace 11
diamond-studded cane 11
diamond-studded fronts 1
Dickory Farms Gift Basket 11
didgeridooka 11
Diet Cloaca Cola 11
digital key lime 7
digital key lime pie 1
dill 8
dingy planks 11
dinner roll 11
dire fudgesicle 11
dirty hobo gloves 11
dirty rigging rope 11
disassembled clover 11
disbelief suspenders 11
Disco 'Fro Pick 2
disco ball 11
Disco Banjo 4
disco mask 11
Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog 2
disease 11
disembodied brain 11
disembodied smile 11
dishrag 11
disintegrating quill pen 11
disintegrating sheet music 7
disintegrating spiky collar 3
displaced fish 11
disposable instant camera 5
distilled fortified wine 11
distressed denim pants 11
disturbing fanfic 17
Divine 2
divine blowout 11
divine can of silly string 11
divine champagne flute 11
divine champagne popper 11
divine cracker 11
divine noisemaker 11
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 11
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 11
Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent 11
Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm 11
Doc's Miracle Cure 1
Doc's Special Reserve Wine 1
Dogsgotnonoz pills 3
doll house 11
dollar sign 3
dollar-sign bag 11
dollhive 11
Dolphin King's crown 11
dolphin whistle 10
donkey flipbook 9
dope gangsta bling-bling 8
dope wheels 11
Double Bacon Beelzeburger 11
double daisy 1
double-barreled sling 2
double-ice box 7
double-ice britches 6
double-ice cap 11
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 7
drab sonata 11
draggin' ball hat 11
dragon snaps 11
dragonfish caviar 2
Dramatic™ range 11
dreadlock whip 11
dream of a dog 2
dreaming Jung man 1
dregs of a Crimbo cocktail 7
dress pants 8
dried face 11
dried gelatinous cube 2
drink chit 11
dripping meat crossbow 1
dripping meat staff 1
dripping meat sword 2
Drizzlers™ Black Licorice 11
droll monocle 7
droopy doll eye 3
drop of water-37 1
Drowsy Sword 11
drum machine 11
drum of pomade 2
drum of tommy ammo 11
dry cleaning receipt 5
dry martini 4
dry noodles 11
dry vodka martini 4
drywall axe 11
ducha de oro 7
duck-on-a-string 2
duct tape 11
duct tape wallet 11
dude ranch souvenir crate 3
dull fish scale 11
dumb mud 1
dungeoneer's dungarees 6
dungeoneering kit 12
Duskwalker fangs 4
Duskwalker syringe 6
dusty animal cranium 4
dusty animal jawbone 6
dusty animal pelvis 6
dusty bottle of Marsala 11
dusty bottle of Merlot 11
dusty bottle of Muscat 11
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 11
dusty bottle of Port 11
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 11
dusty Crimbo crate 11
dusty eighth caudal vertebra 4
dusty eighth thoracic vertebra 5
dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra 7
dusty fifth caudal vertebra 5
dusty fifth cervical vertebra 6
dusty fifth lumbar vertebra 5
dusty fifth thoracic vertebra 12
dusty first caudal vertebra 16
dusty first cervical vertebra 10
dusty first lumbar vertebra 7
dusty first thoracic vertebra 3
dusty fourth caudal vertebra 6
dusty fourth cervical vertebra 1
dusty fourth lumbar vertebra 8
dusty fourth thoracic vertebra 6
dusty left clavicle 9
dusty left eighth rib 12
dusty left eleventh rib 7
dusty left femur 4
dusty left fibula 4
dusty left fifth rib 6
dusty left first front claw 5
dusty left first rear claw 2
dusty left first rib 5
dusty left fourth front claw 6
dusty left fourth rear claw 9
dusty left fourth rib 3
dusty left humerus 7
dusty left kneecap 2
dusty left ninth rib 7
dusty left radius 4
dusty left scapula 2
dusty left second front claw 10
dusty left second rear claw 5
dusty left second rib 2
dusty left seventh rib 11
dusty left sixth rib 4
dusty left tenth rib 4
dusty left third front claw 6
dusty left third rear claw 5
dusty left third rib 5
dusty left thumb 4
dusty left tibia 9
dusty left twelfth rib 5
dusty left ulna 5
dusty ninth caudal vertebra 11
dusty ninth thoracic vertebra 5
dusty right clavicle 4
dusty right eighth rib 5
dusty right eleventh rib 1
dusty right femur 10
dusty right fibula 6
dusty right fifth rib 2
dusty right first front claw 4
dusty right first rear claw 4
dusty right first rib 7
dusty right fourth front claw 5
dusty right fourth rear claw 3
dusty right fourth rib 6
dusty right humerus 8
dusty right kneecap 3
dusty right ninth rib 7
dusty right radius 8
dusty right scapula 4
dusty right second front claw 6
dusty right second rear claw 3
dusty right second rib 3
dusty right seventh rib 2
dusty right sixth rib 3
dusty right tenth rib 2
dusty right third front claw 4
dusty right third rear claw 6
dusty right third rib 5
dusty right thumb 9
dusty right tibia 4
dusty right twelfth rib 6
dusty right ulna 12
dusty sacral vertebrae 6
dusty second caudal vertebra 4
dusty second cervical vertebra 7
dusty second lumbar vertebra 11
dusty second thoracic vertebra 10
dusty seventh caudal vertebra 6
dusty seventh cervical vertebra 4
dusty seventh lumbar vertebra 8
dusty seventh thoracic vertebra 7
dusty sixth caudal vertebra 9
dusty sixth cervical vertebra 7
dusty sixth lumbar vertebra 4
dusty sixth thoracic vertebra 3
dusty tenth caudal vertebra 5
dusty tenth thoracic vertebra 4
dusty third caudal vertebra 7
dusty third cervical vertebra 7
dusty third lumbar vertebra 8
dusty third thoracic vertebra 6
dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra 3
dwarf bread 7
dwarvish magazine 7
Dweebisol™ inhaler 11
Dyspepsi grenade 11
Dyspepsi-Cola 11
Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations 11
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues 11
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet 11
Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack 8
Dyspepsi-Cola shield 11
Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen 1
eagle feather 11
eagle's milk 11
ear candle 11
Earring of Fire 1
easter egg balloon 17
Eau de Guaneau 8
Ecto-Cooler 7
ectoplasm au jus 2
ectoplasmic paste 4
Ed the Undying exhibit crate 2
eel sauce 1
eel skin 2
eelskin hat 1
eelskin pants 1
eelskin shield 1
Effermint™ tablets 8
effervescent potion 11
effluvious emerald 7
eggbeater 11
eggman noodles 5
eggnog 220
eggwater 5
El Sombrero De Lopez 4
El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) 2
El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) 2
El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) 2
El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) 3
El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) 1
Elder Turtle Shell 6
electric copperhead potion 3
electric crutch 2
electric snakebite 11
electrical thingamabob 11
electronic dulcimer pants 1
elegant nightstick 5
elephant stinger 4
elevenderizing hammer 1
elevennis shoes 1
elevent 1
Elf Army machine parts 20
Elf Farm Raffle ticket 11
Elf Guard broom 1
Elf Guard clipboard 1
Elf Guard commandeering gloves 1
Elf Guard eyedrops 5
Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts 1
Elf Guard fuel tank 1
Elf Guard hotpants 1
Elf Guard insignia (general) 1
Elf Guard insignia (private) 1
Elf Guard mouthknife 1
Elf Guard MPC 352
Elf Guard officer's sidearm 1
Elf Guard patrol cap 1
Elf Guard payroll bag 2
Elf Guard red and white beret 1
Elf Guard SCUBA tank 2
Elf Guard squirtgun 2
Elf Guard strategic map 1
Elf Guard tinsel grenade 8
Elf Guard war standard 1
Elfin shortbread 6
Elizabeth's Dollie 1
Elizabeth's paintbrush 1
Ellsbury's journal (used) 1
Ellsbury's skull 1
Elmley shades 11
Elron's Explosive Etude 2
elven limbos gingerbread 3
elven cellocello 12
elven hardtack 9
elven magi-pack 11
elven medi-pack 11
elven socks 4
elven squeeze 11
elven suicide capsule 11
elven whittling knife 1
Elvish delight 1
Elvish sunglasses 2
Elvish underarmor 1
embezzler's oil 1
emergency margarita 1
empty agua de vida bottle 11
empty blowgun 2
empty Cloaca-Cola bottle 11
empty lava bottle 1
empty meat tank 11
enchanted barbell 11
enchanted bean 11
enchanted bean burrito 188
enchanted brass knuckles 4
enchanted eyepatch 11
Enchanted Flyswatter 3
enchanted handwarmer 4
enchanted muesli 11
Enchanted Plunger 2
enchanted toothpick 10
enchantlers 7
encoder ring 11
energized spores 11
energy drink IV 11
ennui-flavored potato chips 11
enormous belt buckle 11
enormous hoop earring 11
Ent cider 11
equal sign 8
eraser nubbin 9
ert grey goo ring 1
escargotsicle 1
especially salty dog 1
even more tinsel 6
Every Day is Like This Sundae 5
evil golden arch 11
evil golden arches 11
evil googly eye 11
evil teddy bear 11
exactly-three-shaped box 2
exotic jungle fruit 16
exotic orchid 3
exotic parrot egg 3
exotic travel brochure 11
expensive cigar 1
experimental serum G-9 2
experimental serum P-00 3
exploding hacky-sack 11
explosion-flavored chewing gum 33
extra-flat panini 11
extra-large palm-frond toupee 2
extra-see-thru nightie 9
extra-spicy bloody mary 3
extra-strength red potion 7
extra-strength rubber bands 2
extra-strength strongness elixir 11
eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest 10
eXtreme meat crossbow 1
eXtreme meat staff 1
eXtreme meat sword 2
eXtreme mittens 11
eXtreme nose ring 1
eXtreme scarf 11
extremely skinny jeans 3
extremely wet T-shirt 2
eye of newt 11
eye of the Tiger-lily 9
eye-pod 1
eyedrops of newt 11
eyedrops of the ermine 5
eyedrops of the ocelot 1
eyepatch 11
f3d0r4 11
fabric hardener 11
fabric softener 11
facehugging alien 11
facsimile dictionary 11
fairy gravy boat 11
fairy-worn boots 2
fake blood 5
fake fake vomit 11
fake hand 11
fake plastic grass 11
false eyelashes 1
Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium 11
fancy bath salts 11
fancy beef jerky 1
fancy black tie 1
fancy blue potion 8
fancy but probably evil chocolate 11
fancy calligraphy pen 14
fancy chocolate 6
fancy chocolate car 7
fancy dress ball 11
fancy opera glasses 11
fancy schmancy cheese sauce 1
fancy seashell necklace 11
fancy tophat 1
fancy tuxedo pants 1
Fantasma en la Máquina 5
fat bottom quark 11
fat loot token 11
fat stacks of cash 11
fat wallet 6
FDKOL commendation 5
felt 11
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots 11
fermenting powder 11
ferret bait 11
Ferrigno's Elixir of Power 4
fertilized ghuol egg 1
festive egg sac 1
festive holiday hat 2
festive sausage 11
fetid feather 11
fettucini Inconnu 3
Feynman gate 11
fez of etymology 1
figurine of a charred seal 11
figurine of a cold seal 11
figurine of a cute baby seal 3
figurine of a shadowy seal 5
figurine of a sleek seal 10
figurine of a slippery seal 6
figurine of a stinking seal 5
figurine of a wretched-looking seal 4
filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") 11
filet of The Fish 1
filigreed hamethyst earring 1
filigreed hamethyst necklace 1
filigreed hamethyst ring 1
filth-encrusted futon 1
filthy corduroys 11
filthy hippy poncho 1
filthy knitted dread sack 11
filthy lucre 11
filthy pestle 11
filthy poultice 11
fine aged cheddarwurst 11
fine wine 11
finger cymbals 10
finger exerciser 11
fire 11
fire crackers 5
fire flower 11
fire of unknown origin 11
fire poi 11
fire-roasted lake trout 4
fireball 11
fireclutch 11
fish juice box 11
fish scimitar 1
fish stick 1
fish-liver oil 11
fishy fish 1
fishy pipe 1
fishy wand 1
fistful of ashes 53
Fitspiration™ poster 3
five-fingered fern resin 3
fizzy potion 11
Flamin' Whatshisname 3
flaming cardboard sword 11
flaming crutch 54,249
flaming feather 11
flaming glowsticks 6
Flaming Knob 1
flaming mushroom 3
flaming mushroom wine 2
flaming pink shirt 2
flaming sword 11
flaming talons 11
flamingo mallet 2
flange 11
flaregun 11
flashing novelty button 4
flask flops 11
flask of Amontillado 2
flask of egggrog 1
flask of embalming fluid 1
flask of Gnomochloric acid 7
flask of hamethyst juice 3
flask of mining oil 8
flask of porquoise juice 1
flask of rainwater 4
flask of tainted mining oil 11
Flaskfull of Hollow 11
flat dough 11
flat mushroom wine 1
flavored foot massage oil 11
flavorless gruel 8
fleetwood chain 11
fleshy putty 12
flimsy clipboard 11
flirtatious feather 6
floaty inverse geode 1
floaty pebbles 4
floaty rock 1
floaty rock necklace 1
floaty sand 11
floaty stone sphere 1
floral print shirt 5
floral-print skirt 2
flour cookie 6
flower petal pie 1
flowing hippy skirt 9
fluorescent lightbulb 8
flute of flat champagne 11
flyest of shirts 1
flypaper staff 1
flytrap bezoar 1
flytrap pellet 4
foam dart 11
foam noodle 10
foie gras 1
folder (barbarian) 1
folder (blue) 11
folder (cyan) 3
folder (D-Team) 11
folder (dancing dolphins) 1
folder (Ex-Files) 2
folder (green) 11
folder (heavy metal) 10
folder (KOLHS) 1
folder (magenta) 2
folder (rainbow unicorn) 1
folder (red) 11
folder (smiley face) 7
folder (space skeleton) 1
folder (sports car) 9
folder (sportsballs) 11
folder (wizard) 2
folder (Yedi) 10
folder (yellow) 3
Folder Holder 1
foolscap fool's cap 11
foon 2
foon of fearfulness 1
foon of fleshiness 1
foon of foulness 1
foon of frigidity 1
foon of fulmination 1
football helmet 1
forbidden danish 1
forest canopy bed 1
forest tears 3
fortune cookie 11
fountain 'soda' 22
Frankly Mr. Shank 2
Frat Army FGF 11
frat brats 11
frayed rope belt 1
freezerburned ice cube 3
freightcake 9
fresh can of paint 1
freshwater fishbone 11
freshwater pearl necklace 8
fricasseed brains 11
Friendliness Beverage 11
frightful feather 11
frigid fudgepuck 8
frigid hankyū 9
frigid mote 5
frigid ninja stars 11
frilly shirt 11
frilly skirt 11
Frogade 4
Fromage Pinotage 7
frost flower 11
Frost™ brand sword 5
frosty halo 7
Frown Exerciser 1
frozen banquet 1
frozen danish 2
frozen feather 11
frozen Mob Penguin 11
frozen mushroom 2
frozen nunchaku 11
fruit basket 3
fruit bowl 9
fruitcake 27
fruity pebble 11
Fu Manchu Wax 1
fudge bunny 1
fudge cube 3
Fudge Fiber Armor Plating 3
fudge lily 11
fudge pocket square 1
fudge spork 1
fudgecule 23
fudgecycle 2
fudgesicle 11
Fudgie Roll 2
full meat tank 11
Fun-Guy spore 11
funhouse mirror 1
funky brass fez 1
funky dried mushroom 11
funny bone 11
furniture dolly 11
furry fur 11
furry halo 7
furry kilt 1
furry pants 9
furry skirt 2
future drug: Coolscaline 5
future drug: Muscularactum 6
future drug: Smartinex 5
fuzzbump 10
Fuzzby 1
fuzzy busby 12
fuzzy dice 25
fuzzy earmuffs 3
fuzzy montera 7
ga-ga radio 11
Gaia beads 11
Galapagosian Cuisses 3
Game Grid ticket 11
Game Grid token 9
GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine 11
GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card 2
garish pinky ring 11
Garter of the Turtle Poacher 3
gas balloon 11
gator skin 11
gatorskin umbrella 6
Gauntlets of the Blood Moon 1
gauze garter 11
gauze hammock 9
gauze shorts 10
gazing shoes 1
Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire 4
gearbox necklace 1
Gearhead Goo 5
Genalen™ Bottle 11
Gene Tonic: Beast 1
Gene Tonic: Construct 8
Gene Tonic: Demon 7
Gene Tonic: Dude 3
Gene Tonic: Elemental 1
Gene Tonic: Humanoid 12
Gene Tonic: Insect 1
Gene Tonic: Orc 3
Gene Tonic: Plant 4
Gene Tonic: Undead 10
General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket 5
ghost accordion 6
ghost beer 8
ghost bit 15
ghost cucumber 14
ghost key 8
ghost of a necklace 11
ghost pickle on a stick 1
ghost protocol 3
ghost toga 8
ghost trap 7
ghostly body paint 11
ghostly dagger 3
ghuol ears 11
ghuol egg 11
ghuol egg quiche 11
ghuol guolash 11
ghuol-ear kabob 8
giant artisanal rice peeler 11
giant breath mint 11
giant cactus quill 11
giant candy cane 11
giant cheesestick 1
giant clay ashtray 10
giant designer sunglasses 11
giant discarded bottlecap 11
giant discarded plastic fork 11
giant discarded torn-up glove 11
giant driftwood sculpture 2
giant foam finger 11
giant giant moth dust 9
giant grain of protein powder 11
giant green gummi bear 11
giant green gummi ingot 11
giant gym membership card 8
giant heirloom grape tomato 11
giant jar of protein powder 11
giant marshmallow 11
giant motorcycle boots 5
giant moxie weed 11
giant neckbeard 1
giant needle 11
giant pearl 2
giant penguin keychain 11
giant pinky ring 11
giant red gummi bear 11
giant red gummi ingot 11
giant safety pin 5
giant shrimp fork 1
giant tube of black lipstick 11
giant turkey leg 10
giant yellow gummi bear 11
giant yellow gummi ingot 11
gibson 5
gilded ancient cursed chest 4
gilded ancient cursed key 6
gilded lily 2
gilt perfume bottle 11
gin-soaked blotter paper 8
gingerbread bugbear 11
gingerbread horror 11
gingerbread house 1
gingerbread mutant bugbear 4
gingerbread nylons 2
gingerbread robot 11
gingham blouse 4
ginormous pumpkin 10
glacial clock 2
glacial sapphire 5
glark cable 11
Glass Balls of the Goblin King 11
glass gnoll eye 2
glass of baboon milk 11
glass of gnat milk 11
glass of goat's milk 11
glass of warm milk 8
gleaming oyster egg 2
glistening fish meat 6
glistening oyster egg 4
glittery mascara 11
glob of green slime 11
glob of spoiled mayo 11
glow-in-the-dark dart gun 1
glow-in-the-dark necklace 7
glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub 1
glow-in-the-dark wristwatch 1
glowing frisbee 1
glowing fungus 11
glowing red eye 11
gnatwing 11
gnatwing earring 1
gnauga hide 13
gnauga hide buckler 7
gnauga hide chaps 2
gnauga hide kilt 2
gnauga hide skirt 3
gnauga hide vest 2
gnauga hide whip 6
gnocchetti di Nietzsche 1
gnoll lips 11
gnoll teeth 11
gnoll-tooth necklace 8
Gnollish autoplunger 9
Gnollish casserole dish 11
Gnollish Crossdress 3
Gnollish flyswatter 11
Gnollish pie server 11
Gnollish pie tin 11
Gnollish plunger 11
Gnollish slotted spoon 11
Gnollish toolbox 11
Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer 4
go-go potion 10
Go-Wassail 11
goat 6
goat beard 11
goat cheese 21
goat cheese pizza 11
goat cheese taco 1
goatskin umbrella 11
gob of wet hair 11
goblin autoblowgun 5
goblin hunting spear 6
goblin paste 1
goblin water 1
gold Boozehounds Anonymous token 4
gold crown 11
gold lamé pants 11
gold star 11
gold tooth 3
gold toothbrush 11
Gold Velvet™ whiskey 4
gold wedding ring 6
golden fleece 4
Golden Light 3
golden plastic oyster egg 4
golden ring 11
good brain 13
Goodfella contract 8
gooey lava globs 8
gooey paste 1
goofily-plumed helmet 1
googly eye 11
gooified animal matter 3
gooified mineral matter 3
gooified vegetable matter 1
Gordon Bennett 1
goth kid t-shirt 11
GOTO 10
goulauncher 1
gourmet gourami oil 8
government 11
government cheese 11
government per-diem 3
government-issued night-vision goggles 11
gr8ps 11
grapefruit 21
grapes 11
grass blade 2
grass hat 2
grass skirt 2
grassy cutlass 11
Grateful Undead T-shirt 3
grave robbing shovel 11
graveyard snowglobe 7
Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob 1
Greatest American Pants 2
Greaves of the Murk Lord 3
green balloon 3
green beer 4
green candy heart 11
green candygram 1
green clay bead 12
Green Clover of Justice 6
green drunki-bear 1
green eggnog 1
green face paint 1
green glowstick 1
green gummi ingot 11
Green Manalishi 11
green peawee marble 11
green pixel 11
green pixel potion 8
green pixie spog 1
green smoke bomb 11
green snowcone 91
green traffic cone 1
green-frosted astral cupcake 11
gremlin juice 11
gremlin mutagen 1
grey gosling 2
grimstone galoshes 1
grimstone mask 11
grip key 6
grisly shell fragment 1
grody jug 3
grog 11
grog nuts 5
grogpagne 11
Groll doll 9
groovy prism necklace 1
grouchy restless spirit 11
grouper fangirl 1
groupie spangles 1
groveling gravel 5
grubby wool 11
grue egg 22
grue egg omelette 10
Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog 3
grumpy old man charrrm 11
grumpy old man charrrm bracelet 11
grungy bandana 11
grungy flannel shirt 6
guancertina 1
guano coffee cup 11
guard turtle collar 7
guard turtle shell 11
guilty sprout 10
guitar pick 11
gummi ammonite 1
gummi belemnite 1
gummi canary 11
gummi salamander 11
gummi snake 11
gummi trilobite 1
gummi turtle 11
Gummi-Gnauga 11
Gummy Brains 6
gun cleaning kit 1
gunky chicken 11
guy made of bee pollen 11
gym membership card 8
gyroscope 11
hacked gibson 1
haggis socks 8
haggis-infused soap 6
haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis 6
haiku katana 3
hair oil 11
hair spray 11
Hairpiece On Fire 1
Half a Purse 1
half-baked potion 11
half-empty carton of milk 7
half-melted spoon 6
half-orchid 11
half-rotten brain 11
half-size scalpel 5
half-sized guitar 11
halfberd 6
hamburger 11
hamethyst 11
hamethyst bracelet 1
hamethyst earring 7
hamethyst necklace 4
hamethyst ring 6
hamlet sandwich 12
hammerus 11
hand grenegg 7
Hand in Glove 3
Hand that Rocks the Ladle 2
hand-carved staff 1
handful of confetti 22
handful of Crotchety Pine needles 2
handful of drink tickets 11
handful of hand chalk 11
handful of honey 75
handful of Laughing Willow bark 5
handful of moss 11
handful of numbers 1
handful of nuts and berries 11
handful of pine needles 11
handful of sand 11
handful of sawdust 11
handful of tips 11
handful of walnuts 11
handmade hobby horse 1
Handsome Devil 10
handsomeness potion 11
happiness 9
Happy Birthday, Claude! cake 3
hard rock 5
hardened slime belt 1
hardening cream 4
hardware upgrade 1
harem girl t-shirt 7
Hatorade 1
haunted battery 11
haunted doghouse 1
haunted paddle-ball 5
Haunted Sorority House staff guide 7
Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance 1
head mirror 3
headhunter necktie 11
headless sparrow 11
heart necklace 13
heart of dark chocolate 1
heart of rock and roll 1
heart of the volcano 10
heart-shaped balloon 3
heavy crown 2
heavy D 11
heavy duty umbrella 11
heavy hot sauce 1
heavy leather-bound tome 1
heavy metal sonata 11
heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr 11
heavy necklace chain 1
Heimandatz's heart 1
Hell broth 11
Hell ramen 11
hellion cube 11
hellseal claw 11
hellseal whisker 11
Helm of the Scream Emperor 1
helm of the white knight 11
helmet recipe 11
helmet turtle 11
hemp net 11
hemp string 11
henna face paint 10
henna tattoo 3
hep waders 1
herb brownies 11
herbal stuffing 11
herbs 11
hermit permit 11
herringcello 11
hibernating robot reindeer 2
high-calorie sugar substitute 11
high-energy mining laser 3
high-resistance ultrapolymer plating 11
high-temperature mining mask 2
hill of beans 11
Himalayan Hidalgo sauce 1
hippo skin buckler 2
hippo whip 8
hippopotamus kilt 1
hippopotamus pants 2
hippopotamus skin 11
hippopotamus skirt 3
hipposkin poncho 7
Hippy Army MPE 11
hippy bongo 4
hippy herbal tea 1
hippy medical kit 11
hippy protest button 11
hobo nickel 81
Hodgman's varcolac paw 1
holiday cheese log 11
Hollandaise helmet 12
hollow rock 17
holy bomb, batman 2
home robotics kit 11
homeless hobo spirit 3
homeopathic healing powder 11
homeopathic mint tea 9
honey dipper 1
honey mead 1
honey stick 7
honey-dew 1
honey-dipped locust 11
honey-drenched ham slice 15
honeybritches 1
honeycap 1
honeypot 3
horizontal tango 2
hors d'oeuvre tray 11
hot and sour sauce 1
hot ashes 11
hot buttered roll 8
hot coal 11
hot cross bow 1
hot date 11
hot katana blade 11
hot mint schnocolate 9
hot nuggets 11
hot pink lipstick 1
hot plate 11
hot powder 11
hot stuffing 1
hot wad 11
hot wine 1
hot wing 11
hotel minibar key 21
hovering sombrero 11
How to Play Othello 7
huge bowl of candy 5
huge Crimbo cookie 3
huge gold coin 11
huge mosquito proboscis 1
huge pumpkin 11
huge spoon 11
hyperbolic plasma focuser 11
hypodermic needle 6
ice harvest 11
ice house 1
Ice Island Long Tea 4
ice pick 1
ice stein 11
Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace 1
Ice-Cold Beer Ring 1
Ice-Cold Beerring 1
ice-cold fotie 11
ice-cold Sir Schlitz 11
ice-cold six-pack 11
ice-cold Willer 11
iced-out bling 3
icicle katana 1
icy katana hilt 11
icy mushroom wine 1
icy-hot katana 9
iGoogly 11
Iiti Kitty Gumdrop 8
Iiti Kitty phone charm 11
illegal firecracker 4
imitation crab crate 11
imitation crab meat 11
imitation crab zoea 1
imitation White Russian 11
immense cyborg hand 11
imp air 11
Imp Ale 23
imp unity ring 11
imported taffy 1
in-the-box spring shoes 1
incredible pizza 4
incredibly creepy marionette 11
indescribably horrible paste 6
industrial strength starch 11
infant sandworm 1
infernal fife 11
infernal insoles 11
inflammable leaf 11
inflatable duck 11
Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration 4
inkwell 11
insane tophat 11
insanely spicy bean burrito 11
insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito 3
insanely spicy jumping bean burrito 1
Instant Karma 11
Interview With You (a Vampire) 3
intriguing puzzle box 1
invisibility potion 7
ion grid 11
ion-pulse modulation stabilizer 11
irate sombrero 12
Irish Coffee, English Heart 3
Iron Beta of Industry 5
iron pasta spoon 3
ironic jogging shorts 2
ironic moustache 2
irradiated candy cane 3
irradiated pet snacks 2
irresistibility potion 7
irritability potion 6
isotophat 1
jabañero pepper 11
jabañero-flavored chewing gum 11
jack flapper 11
Jack-in-the-box 11
Jack-O-Lantern beer 11
Jackass Plumber home game 1
Jacob's rung 11
jam band 1
Jamaican coffee 1
jamfish jam 1
janglin' bones 36
jar full of wind 11
jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade 4
jar of anniversary jam 1
jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd) 3
jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist) 4
jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy) 1
jar of squeeze 2
jar of swamp gas 28
Jarlsberg's earring 11
Jarlsberg's key lime 7
Jarlsberg's key lime pie 2
java cookie 5
jawbruiser 3
jazz soap 40
Jefferson wings 7
jellyfish gel 2
Jerks' Health™ Magazine 2
jerky coins 11
jet bennie marble 4
jewel-eyed wizard hat 3
jewelry-making pliers 9
jigsaw blade 2
jingle bell 1
jive turkey leg 22
Jocko Homo's head 1
Jolly Roger charrrm 11
Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet 11
joybuzzer 11
jug of Gnomochloric acid 5
jug of hamethyst juice 1
jug of porquoise juice 1
jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo 3
jug-o-magicalness 11
Juju Mojo Mask 2
Jumbo Dr. Lucifer 11
jumbo olive 4
jumping bean burrito 2
jumping bean taco 11
jungle drum 10
jungle floor wax 11
juniper berries 11
junk food 6
junk trunks 4
junk yard 8
junk-mail shirt 2
Kashmir sweater 3
keel-haulin' knife 3
keg shield 11
Kelflar vest 1
Kentucky-fried meat crossbow 3
Kentucky-fried meat staff 1
Kentucky-fried meat sword 2
Kentucky-style derby 1
ketchup 5
ketchup hound 11
Kevlar balloon 4
kick-ass kicks 11
kickback cookbook 6
kill screen 1
killer rag doll 11
killing feather 11
killing jar 11
king cookie 4
Kiss the Knob apron 6
kite 11
kiwi 11
kiwi beak 4
kneecapping stick 11
knob bugle 11
Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar 11
Knob Goblin elite helm 11
Knob Goblin elite pants 11
Knob Goblin elite polearm 11
Knob Goblin elite shirt 11
Knob Goblin eyedrops 11
Knob Goblin firecracker 11
Knob Goblin harem pants 11
Knob Goblin harem veil 11
Knob Goblin learning pill 11
Knob Goblin love potion 11
Knob Goblin lunchbox 8
Knob Goblin melon baller 11
Knob Goblin Mutagen 11
Knob Goblin nasal spray 11
Knob Goblin pants 11
Knob Goblin perfume 11
Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray 11
Knob Goblin scimitar 11
Knob Goblin seltzer 11
Knob Goblin sharpening spray 11
Knob Goblin spatula 11
Knob Goblin steroids 11
Knob Goblin stink bomb 11
Knob Goblin superseltzer 11
Knob Goblin tongs 11
Knob Goblin Uberpants 7
Knob Goblin visor 11
Knob jelly donut 3
knob ka-bobs 11
Knob Kitchen grab-bag 9
Knob lo mein 1
Knob mushroom 11
knob mushroom wine 1
Knob nuts 10
Knob sausage 10
Knob sausage stir-fry 1
Knob shroomkabob 1
Knob stir-fry 1
Knob stroganoff 1
Knob stuffed shells 1
Knoll mushroom 11
knoll mushroom wine 1
Knoll shroomkabob 11
Knoll stir-fry 1
knuckle sandwich 2
kobold kibble 1
KoL Con 13 T-shirt 3
Krakrox's Loincloth 2
kumquartz 11
kumquartz ring 2
kumquat 11
kumquat supersucker 11
La Fantasma y La Oscuridad 3
La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez 2
lab-grown meat 9
ladle of mystery 2
large box 11
large cocoa eggshell fragment 11
large tankard of ale 1
laser-broiled pear 11
lavender candy heart 11
lavender paisley oyster egg 2
lavender plastic oyster egg 11
lavender polka-dot oyster egg 2
lavender striped oyster egg 1
Lazybones™ recliner 2
LCD game: Burger Belt 5
LCD game: Food Eater 5
LCD game: Garbage River 8
lead necklace 11
lead yo-yo 2
leaf 3
leaf of grass 11
leaflet 11
leafy browns 3
leather chaps 11
leather mask 11
leathery bat skin 11
leathery cat skin 11
leathery rat skin 11
LED block 11
Lederhosen of the Night 2
leechknife 3
left bracket 5
left half of a heart necklace 3
left parenthesis 11
leftover Crimbo rations 1
leftovers of indeterminate origin 11
legitimate business on the beach 25
lemon 17
lemon meringue pie 11
lemon popsicle 1
lemonade marble 5
Lemonade-235 2
length of string 11
leotarrrd 11
leprechaun hatchling 3
less-than-three-shaped box 3
lesser grodulated violet 11
letterman's jacket 3
Li'l Businessman Kit 5
libation of liveliness 5
Libram of BRICKOs 1
Libram of Candy Heart Summoning 1
Libram of Love Songs 2
Libram of Pulled Taffy 2
Libram of Resolutions 1
library card 6
licorice garrote 3
licorice root 11
lifeless meat doll 2
lihc eye 11
lihc eye pie 11
lihc face 11
limburger biker boots 4
lime 11
lime supersucker 11
lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum 11
limp broccoli 6
line 11
linoleum crossbow 5
linoleum crossbow string 1
linoleum helmet turtle 1
linoleum meat stack 5
linoleum ore 11
linoleum staff 2
linoleum stick 1
linoleum sword 5
linoleum sword hilt 1
lion oil 11
liquid ice 1
liquid ice pack 4
liquid shifting time weirdness 11
lit leaf lasso 1
little black book 6
little box of fireworks 2
Little Crimson Book 1
Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab 2
little paper umbrella 11
little red jam 1
little round pebble 9
little wooden mannequin 1
live lobster 2
liver popsicle 11
llama lama cria 1
llama lama gong 11
loaded serum blowgun 10
loadstone 9
loaf of alien bread 2
loathing eagle baby-doll shirt 1
Loathing Legion chainsaw 1
Loathing Legion knife 1
Loathing Legion moondial 1
Lobos Mints 3
Lockenstock™ sandals 11
lodestone 1
logging hatchet 1
logic synthesizer 11
lollipop stick 11
long pork 11
long pork chop sandwiches 1
long skinny balloon 11
long-forgotten necklace 1
long-stemmed rose 5
loose purse strings 11
loose teeth 11
Lord of the Flies-sized fries 11
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 11
los chinos 5
lost elf luggage 33
lost key 11
lotion of coldness 4
lotion of hotness 9
lotion of sleaziness 4
lotion of spookiness 15
lotion of stench 6
Louder Than Bomb 2
Loudmouth Larry Lamprey 139
love song of disturbing obsession 11
love song of icy revenge 11
love song of naughty innuendo 11
love song of smoldering passion 11
love song of sugary cuteness 11
love song of vague ambiguity 11
lovecat tail 1
lowercase N 11
LT&T telegraph office deed 1
lucky ball-and-chain 1
lucky Crimbo tiki necklace 3
lucky lighter 5
lucky rabbit's foot 11
Lucky Surprise Egg 1
lumbering jack 2
Lumineux Limnio 1
lump of Brituminous coal 58
lump of clay 7
lump of coal 11
lump of diamond 11
lump of Saccharine Maple sap 2
lunar isotope 429
lupine sword 8
lustrous oyster egg 7
lynyrd musk 2
lynyrd skin 2
lynyrd skinner toothblack 4
lynyrd snare 2
lynyrdskin breeches 2
M-242 11
macaroni duck 1
Mace of the Tortoise 1
macroplane grater 1
mad scientist's sock monkey 11
Mad Train wine 11
Mae West 5
Mae West with a fly in it 2
mafia aria 11
magic dragonfish fry 1
magic lamp 11
magic whistle 11
magical ice cube with a fly in it 11
magical ice cubes 11
magicalness-in-a-can 11
magicberry tablets 17
magilaser blastercannon 11
MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech 11
magnetic sculpture kit 11
magnificent oyster egg 3
magnifying glass 2
magnolia blossom 2
maid head 2
maiden wig 11
Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit 2
makeshift cape 11
makeshift crane 2
makeshift skirt 6
makeshift turban 11
mana curds 10
mandarina colada 8
Manetwich 12
mangled finger 2
mangled squirrel 11
manly bloomers 11
many-eyed glasses 2
map to a candy-rich block 7
maple leaf 1
maple syrup 11
March hat 1
margarita 11
mariachi G-string 11
mariachi hat 11
mariachi pants 11
marine aquamarine 1
Mariner's Friend cough drops 4
marionette 7
marionette collective 11
Mark I Steam-Hat 2
Mark V Steam-Hat 2
Marquis de Poivre soda 11
marshmallow 11
martini 11
Marvin's marvelous pill 2
marzipan skull 11
massive gemstone 11
Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery 11
massive sitar 6
mauve paisley oyster egg 7
mauve plastic oyster egg 1
mauve polka-dot oyster egg 11
mauve striped oyster egg 2
Maxwell's Silver Hammer 11
MayDay™ contract 3
Mayflower bouquet 2
McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade 11
McMillicancuddy's Special Lager 11
McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning 2
meat cowboy hat 1
Meat detector 6
meat engine 11
meat face 2
meat from yesterday 11
meat golem 2
Meat maid 4
Meat maid body 5
meat paste 11
meat stack 11
Meat Tenderizer is Murder 2
meat vortex 11
Meat-inflating powder 5
meatball 1
meatcar model 2
meatloaf helmet 1
meatsmithing guide 2
meaty helmet turtle 1
Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince 2
Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs 3
medium slimy cyst 11
megatofu 22
Meleegra™ pills 11
melted Jell-o shot 11
memory of a C 11
memory of a CA base pair 1
memory of a CG base pair 3
memory of a CT base pair 2
memory of a G 11
memory of a GT base pair 3
memory of a T 8
memory of an A 11
memory of an AG base pair 10
memory of an AT base pair 4
memory of some delicious amino acids 11
menorette 1
menudo 4
menudo ravioli 3
Mer-kin breastplate 2
Mer-kin cooljuice 2
Mer-kin digpick 2
Mer-kin dodgeball 1
Mer-kin dragbelt 1
Mer-kin fastjuice 2
Mer-kin fitbrine 4
Mer-kin foodbucket 3
Mer-kin gladiator mask 1
Mer-kin hidepaint 1
Mer-kin hookspear 2
Mer-kin killscroll 12
Mer-kin lunchbox 1
Mer-kin prayerbeads 4
Mer-kin ragejuice 5
Mer-kin stopwatch 1
Mer-kin strongjuice 11
Mer-kin thingpouch 11
mesh cap 11
metal band T-shirt 5
metal mandible 1
metallic A 11
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler 11
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub 11
Microplushie: Bropane 12
Microplushie: Dorkonide 5
Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid 7
Microplushie: Fauxnerditide 2
Microplushie: Gothochondria 5
Microplushie: Hippylase 14
Microplushie: Hipsterine 2
Microplushie: Hobomosome 9
Microplushie: Otakulone 20
Microplushie: Raverdrine 5
Microplushie: Sororitrate 8
microwave stogie 1
midget clownfish 1
midriff scrubs 5
military-grade peppermint oil 11
milk of magnesium 11
Milk Studs 11
milky potion 11
mime soul fragment 28
mind flayer corpse 11
mineapple 9
miner's helmet 11
miner's pants 11
Mini-Crimbot crate 1
mini-Mr. Accessory 2
mini-zeppelin 2
miniature antlers 1
miniature boiler 4
miniature coffin 1
miniature dormouse 5
miniature espresso maker 1
miniature life preserver 11
miniature pruning shears 1
miniature stuffed Goth Giant 2
Miniborg beeper 11
Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot 1
Miniborg hiveminder 2
Miniborg laser 11
Miniborg stomper 11
Miniborg strangler 11
miniscule beatbox 1
mint condition magnifying glass 1
Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog 1
Mint Yulep 1
Miserable Pie 3
misfit dolly 1
misfit hobby horse 1
misfit teddy bear 1
Missing Eye Simulation Device 1
Misty Cape 2
Misty Cloak 3
mixed wildflower greens 11
Mob Penguin cellular phone 4
Mob Penguin protection contract 2
Mohawk wig 11
moist sailor's cap 1
mojo filter 11
molotov cocktail cocktail 11
molten brick 5
molten scrap metal 7
Mon Tiki 5
monkey wrench 11
monomolecular yo-yo 11
Monstar energy beverage 11
monster bait 11
monster pants 1
mood ring 11
moonberry wine cooler 11
moonglasses 1
moose antlers 1
Moping Artistic Goth Kid 2
Morbidda trading card 4
Mortimer's nostrum 6
Morto Moreto 1
mosquito larva 1
mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine 9
mother's little helper 11
mother's secret recipe 4
Mountain Stream Code Black Alert 4
Mountain Stream soda 24
moveable feast 1
moxie magnet 7
moxie weed 11
Mr. Accessory 3
Mr. Haggis 10
Mr. Joe's bangles 1
Mr. Mediocrebar 11
Mt. McLargeHuge oyster 11
muculent machete 2
mugcake 5
mulled cider 11
mulled wine 5
mullet wig 11
mummified entombed cookbookbat 2
mummy costume 11
mummy mask 11
mummy wrapping 11
munchies pill 6
murky potion 11
mushroom fermenting solution 11
mushroom pizza 4
My First Paycheck envelope 2
My Own Pen Pal kit 1
Mylar balloon 5
mylar scout drone 11
mysterious chest 1
mysterious present 11
mysterious silver lapel pin 10
nail file 29
nanite-infested candy cane 11
nanite-infested eggnog 11
nanite-infested fruitcake 11
nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear 11
nanofiber cloth 11
Nardz energy beverage 11
nasty rat mask 1
nasty snuff 32
natto marble soda 11
natto pocky 10
natto-infused sake 5
natty blue ascot 3
natural fennel soda 11
natural magick candle 11
naughty origami kit 1
ND 3
necklace chain 11
Necrotelicomnicon 2
necrotizing body spray 11
neurostim pill 11
New Zealand iced tea 59
Newbiesport™ tent 11
Newman's Own Trousers 1
NG 11
Nickel Gamma of Frugality 3
night-vision goggles 3
Nightstalker perfume 2
ninja carabiner 3
ninja crampons 3
ninja hot pants 11
ninja mop 11
ninja pirate zombie robot head 1
ninja rope 3
non-aged vinegar 1
non-Euclidean non-accordion 2
not-a-pipe 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I 2
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V 2
nothing-in-the-box 11
nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box 1
Now and Earlier 1
noxious gas grenade 1
NPZR chemistry set 1
Nuclear Blastball 6
nugget of Crimbonium 26
nurse's hat 1
nut-shaped Crimbo cookie 5
nutty organic salad 11
O'RLY manual 11
obsidian dagger 11
ocarina of space 11
occult jelly donut 1
ocean motion 3
octolus oculus 4
octopus's spade 2
odd silver coin 4
off-white paisley oyster egg 1
off-white plastic oyster egg 2
off-white polka-dot oyster egg 3
off-white striped oyster egg 2
office-supply crossbow 11
officer's nog 5
oil cap 2
oil lamp 1
oil of expertise 2
Oil of Parrrlay 11
oil of slipperiness 11
oil of stability 7
oily paste 4
ointment of the occult 4
Okee-Dokee soda 11
Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat 1
old candy wrapper 5
old coin purse 11
old leather wallet 11
old love note 32
old school beer pull tab 8
old sweatpants 55
old-fashioned 2
old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie 1
old-school pirate grog 14
olive 20
olive stir-fry 1
Olympic-sized Clan crate 1
one pill 5
one-winged stab bat 11
onion shurikens 1
oozenog 4
open sauce 11
opera mask 8
orange 11
orange and black Crimboween candy 8
orange candy heart 11
orange leather lanyard 6
orange peel hat 1
orange popsicle 9
orange snowcone 91
Orange Star of Sacrifice 4
orange-frosted astral cupcake 11
orc paste 5
orc wrist 4
Orcish baseball cap 11
Orcish cargo shorts 11
Orcish frat-paddle 11
orcish hand lotion 11
Orcish meat locker 1
orcish nailing lube 7
orcish rubber 11
orcish stud-finder 6
Order of the Green Thumb Order Form 1
Order of the Silver Wossname 1
organ grinder 2
origami riding crop 1
original G 11
oriole-feather headdress 1
ornate ancient cursed chest 11
ornate ancient cursed key 4
Oscus's garbage can lid 1
Ouija Board, Ouija Board 1
out-of-tune biwa 4
outrageous sombrero 1
oven mitts 4
overclocked avian microprocessor 4
overcookie 4
overpriced "imported" beer 1
oversized fish scaler 11
oversized pipe 11
oversized pizza cutter 11
oversized snowflake 1
ovoid leather thing 11
oyster basket 8
Pack of Alice's Army Cards 11
pack of chewing gum 8
pack of KWE trading card 11
pack of pogs 11
packaged cold medicine cabinet 3
packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet 1
packaged Everfull Dart Holster 2
packaged industrial fire extinguisher 1
packaged June cleaver 3
packaged Jurassic Parka 2
packaged model train set 3
packet of beer nuts 11
packet of dragon's teeth 1
packet of mayfly bait 2
packet of orchid seeds 2
packet of pumpkin seeds 1
packet of winter seeds 1
PADL Phone 11
pail 11
painful penne pasta 1
Paint A Vulgar Pitcher 3
paint bomb 11
painted shield 1
pair of bolt cutters 6
pair of pearidot earrings 3
palm frond 11
palm-frond capris 1
palm-frond cloak 2
palm-frond fan 6
palm-frond net 4
palm-frond toupee 1
palm-frond whip 1
Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster 1
panicked kernel 1
pants kit 11
pants of the Slug Lord 11
Pantsgiving 2
panty raider camouflage 11
papaya 11
papaya sling 5
papaya slung 1
papaya taco 9
paper-plate-mail pants 11
paperclip 11
paperclip cape 2
paperclip pants 2
paperclip sproinger 3
paperclip turban 2
paperclip-on tie 3
papotion of papower 1
paranormal ricotta 2
parasitic claw 1
parasitic headgnawer 1
parasitic strangleworm 1
parasitic tentacles 1
parisian cathouse 11
party hat 11
passable elf mask 3
pasta spoon 18
Pasta Spoon of Peril 1
pat of butter 2
pat-a-cake pendant 11
patchouli incense stick 11
patchouli oil bomb 11
patent antipsychotics 6
patent leather shoes 1
peace-sign necklace 11
peach 11
peach pie 1
peanut brittle shield 11
pear 11
pear supersucker 11
pear tart 1
pearidot 11
pearlescent oyster egg 3
pebble of proud pyrite 7
pec oil 11
PEEZ dispenser 36
pegfinger 2
pencil stub 5
penguin focaccia bread 11
penguin shorts 2
penguin skin 11
penguin skin buckler 2
penguin thesaurus 4
penguin whip 7
penguin-smacking club 1
penguinskin mini-kilt 1
penguinskin mini-skirt 2
pentacorn hat 1
pentatonic accordion 1
Penultimate Fantasy chest 11
peppermint bomb 9
peppermint crook 11
peppermint parasol 3
peppermint patty 11
Peppermint Pip Packet 1
peppermint rhino baby 11
peppermint sprout 11
peppermint tack 1
peppermint tailings 16
peppermint twist 11
percent sign 10
perforated battle paddle 11
perfume of prejudice 2
perfume-soaked bandana 10
perpendicular guano 2
perpendicular hula 8
perpendicular hula with a fly in it 6
personal massager 11
personalized birthday cake 9
personalized coffee mug 94
pestoblade 1
pet anchor 3
pet rock 11
pet rock "Groucho" disguise 11
pet rock "Snooty" disguise 11
Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog 2
Pete's rich ricotta 2
Pete's wiley whey bar 2
petit 4.1 2
petit fortran 1
petrified noodles 2
petrified time 1
petrified wood 11
pewter claymore 2
phat turquoise bead 11
phat turquoise bracelet 11
philosopher's scone 5
philter of phorce 9
phish stick 2
phonics down 18
photoprotoneutron torpedo 11
physiostim pill 11
Pick-O-Matic lockpicks 11
pickelhaube 2
pickle-flavored chewing gum 11
pickled bread 5
pickled egg 11
picture of a dead guy's girlfriend 2
Piddles 11
pie crust 11
pie man was not meant to eat 9
piece of wedding cake 11
piercing post 11
pig-iron shinguards 1
pile of candy 11
pile of dusty animal bones 11
pile of gold coins 9
pile of jumping beans 11
pile of useless robot parts 8
pilgrim shield 1
pill cup 11
pimpin' meat hat 1
pin-stripe slacks 1
pine tar 3
Pine-Fresh air freshener 11
ping-pong ball 22
pink candy heart 11
pink candygram 1
pink clay bead 9
pink glowstick 7
Pink Heart of Spirit 2
pink pony 5
pink-belly slapper 1
pink-frosted astral cupcake 11
pirate brochure 9
pirate cream pie 6
pirate pamphlet 11
pirate paste 6
pirate pelvis 11
pirate shirt 8
pirate skull 7
pirate tract 11
pirate zombie head 1
pirate zombie robot head 1
pitchfork 11
pixel banana 2
pixel beer 2
pixel boomerang 2
pixel bread 1
pixel daiquiri 2
pixel hat 10
pixel lemon 2
pixel pants 2
pixel shield 2
pixel sword 4
pixellated candy heart 2
plaid cowboy hat 4
plain brown wrapper 2
plain candy cane 4
plain old beer 10
plain pizza 11
plain snowcone 1
plastic bib 2
plastic Crimbo reindeer 1
plastic guitar 11
plastic nightmare troll 5
plastic passion fruit 1
plastic pumpkin bucket 1
plastic vampire fangs 1
plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas 1
plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad 1
plexiglass pendant 2
plexiglass pikestaff 2
plexiglass pinky ring 1
plexiglass pith helmet 1
plexiglass pocketwatch 1
plot hole 11
plum 11
plum wine 1
pocket lint (blue) 1
pocket lint (green) 1
pocket lint (orange) 1
pocket lint (white) 1
pocket maze 1
pocket theremin 11
pocket wish 11
pocketwatch on a chain 2
pog #01 (spider) 11
pog #02 (Knob goblin) 11
pog #03 (warwelf) 11
pog #04 (skleleton) 11
pog #05 (ninja snowman) 11
pog #06 (filthy hippy) 11
pog #07 (orcish frat boy) 11
pog #08 (hellion) 11
pog #09 (pirate) 11
pog #10 (hobo) 11
pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) 11
pointed stick 11
pointy mushroom 8
pointy mushroom wine 2
Poison Oak trading card 2
poison pen 6
poisonous caviar 8
Pokëmann band-aid 11
Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip 5
Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump 1
Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking 2
Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan 4
Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap 3
Pokëmann figurine: Moog 1
Pokëmann figurine: Nothing 4
Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu 4
Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth 2
Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf 4
Pokëmann figurine: Twitter 7
Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite 5
Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth 4
Polka Pop 11
polka-dot bow tie 7
poltergeist-in-the-jar-o 7
polyalloy shield 11
Polysniff Perfume 7
poodle skirt 1
pool cue 11
pool of liquid metal 8
pool shark hair oil 1
pool torpedo 1
popsicle stick 11
pork elf goodies sack 11
porquoise 11
porquoise bracelet 3
porquoise eyebrow ring 11
porquoise necklace 8
porquoise ring 5
portable corkscrew 3
portable motorcycle 2
portable photocopier 22
possessed tomato 6
possessed top 11
possibility potion 1
post-holiday sale coupon 4
potato pistol 1
potato sprout 11
potion of potency 5
potion of punctual companionship 2
potion of temporary gr8ness 12
potion of the field gar 1
potion of the litterbox 4
potion of X-ray vision 6
potted cactus 14
potted fern 3
poultrygeist 11
poutine 11
poutine pole 1
powdered candy sushi set 5
powdered donut 11
powdered organs 11
powdered sealbone 1
powdered toad horn 5
powdered wig 10
power pill 11
pr0n cocktail 5
pr0n legs 11
pr0n m4nic0tti 3
pr0n stir-fry 2
pr0n taco 11
prank Crimbo card 2
precision snowball 17
pregnant mushroom 1
prehistoric spear 11
press-on ribs 11
pressurized potion of puissance 1
pressurized potion of pulchritude 9
pretty bouquet 1
pretty flower 1
pretty pink bow 2
Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit 3
prismatic wad 11
Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket 2
probability potion 11
procrastination potion 11
Professor of Spelunkology 1
Professor What T-Shirt 1
projectile icemaker 1
prosthetic forehead 5
protein paste 3
psycho sweater 1
psychoanalytic jar 4
puce paisley oyster egg 11
puce plastic oyster egg 9
puce polka-dot oyster egg 1
puce striped oyster egg 1
puff of smoke 11
pufferfish spine 4
pulled blue taffy 10
pulled green taffy 11
pulled indigo taffy 10
pulled orange taffy 11
pulled porquoise earring 1
pulled porquoise pendant 1
pulled porquoise ring 2
pulled red taffy 11
pulled violet taffy 11
pulled yellow taffy 5
pulsing flesh 2
pumpkin 11
pumpkin juice 11
pumpkin pie 2
pumpkinhead mask 11
punk rock jacket 8
purple pixel pie 8
purple prose pen 1
purple snowcone 68
purple-frosted astral cupcake 11
pygmy blowgun 11
pygmy briefs 1
pygmy concertinette 1
pygmy nose-bone 8
pygmy phone number 5
pygmy pygment 11
pygmy spear 9
quadroculars 1
quake of arrows 1
quantum polarity inducer 11
quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments 2
queen cookie 3
questionable taco 1
Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit 11
quirky accordion 1
rabbit punch 4
rack of dinosaur ribs 2
radiation-resistant helmet 4
rag doll 2
Raggedy Hippy doll 4
rainbow bomb 6
rainbow crossbow 1
rainbow tie 1
Rainbow's Gravity 1
raisin 7
ram horns 11
ram stick 11
Ram's Face Lager 11
ram-battering staff 2
raspberry 11
rat appendix 11
rat appendix kabob 11
rat appendix stir-fry 2
rat carcass 11
rat head balloon 2
rat scrapple 2
rat tooth polish 1
ratarang 4
ratgut 11
ratini 1
ratskin belt 1
rattail whip 1
Rattlin' Chains 8
rave whistle 11
ravioli della hippy 1
ravioli hat 11
razor-sharp can lid 11
razor-tipped yo-yo 11
really dense meat stack 15
Really Expensive Jewelry and You 1
really really sticky spider web 11
really sticky spider web 11
really thick bandage 11
Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta 1
Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris 1
Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg 1
Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie 1
record of infuriating silence 1
record of infuriating silence (used) 1
recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity 2
recursive spline reticulator 11
red and white claret 12
red box 9
red button 4
red China marble 7
red class ring 22
red drunki-bear 1
red face paint 1
red gummi ingot 11
red paisley oyster egg 11
red pixel 11
red pixel potion 11
red plastic oyster egg 4
red polka-dot oyster egg 7
Red Rover BB gun 11
red silk skirt 3
red snowcone 91
red striped oyster egg 3
red tulip 1
red-and-green sweater 18
redrum 11
reflection of a map 7
Regular Cloaca Cola 11
reinforced beaded headband 11
remaindered axe 22
reodorant 11
repeating crossbow 1
replica Elf Guard medal 1
resolution: be feistier 10
resolution: be happier 7
resolution: be kinder 3
resolution: be luckier 21
resolution: be more adventurous 8
resolution: be sexier 14
resolution: be smarter 11
resolution: be stronger 11
resolution: be wealthier 10
Retenez L'Herbe Paté 1
returned Thinknerd package 4
reverse-oscillating klystron 11
rewinged stab bat 11
rhesus monkey 1
rhinestone cowboy shirt 4
rib of the Bonerdagon 11
ribcage rollcage 1
rice bowl 11
ridiculous belt 2
ridiculous cocktail 11
ridiculous earring 1
ridiculous sandwich 11
ridiculous sunglasses 1
ridiculously huge sword 11
ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon 11
right half of a heart necklace 6
right parenthesis 4
rigid carapace 4
ring of adornment 6
ring of aggravate monster 11
ring of cold resistance 11
ring of conflict 10
ring of fire resistance 7
ring of gain strength 6
ring of half-assed regeneration 11
ring of increase damage 11
ring of teleportation 1
ring setting 1
roasted marshmallow 11
roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg 12
roboduck-on-a-string 11
robot grease 10
robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N. 10
robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T. 10
robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D. 10
robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R. 9
robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. 10
robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. 11
robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. 11
robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H. 10
robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N. 10
robotronic egg 11
rock 11
Rock and Roll Legend 1
Rock Garden Guide 1
Rock Pops 11
rocket fuel 3
rockfish stomach 11
rockin' wagon 6
rockin' wagon with a fly in it 3
rocky raccoon 11
rocky road ice cream 1
rodeo whiskey 11
rogue swarmer 11
roll in the hay 3
roll of drink tickets 3
roll of toilet paper 54
rolling pin 5
Rompedores de Fantasmas 1
rook cookie 1
root beer 2
rose 22
rose-colored glasses 1
rotting beefsteak 5
rough fish scale 2
round blue bomb 11
round green sunglasses 5
round purple sunglasses 11
royal jelly 11
royal jelly taco 11
rubber axe 11
rubber band gun 2
rubber emo roe 11
rubber spider 7
rubber WWBD? bracelet 11
rubber WWJD? bracelet 11
rubber WWSPD? bracelet 11
rubber WWtNSD? bracelet 11
ruby W 11
rum and cola 11
rum barrel charrrm 11
rum barrel charrrm bracelet 2
rum-soaked fruitcake 6
Russian Ice 2
rusty bonesaw 11
rusty broken diving helmet 2
rusty chain necklace 4
rusty compass 1
rusty diving helmet 1
rusty grave robbing shovel 11
rusty metal ring 2
rusty metal shaft 1
rusty rivet 8
rusty speargun 3
s'more 1
s'more gun 1
S.I.T. Course Voucher 3
S.T.L.T. 1
sabre teeth 11
sabre-toothed lime cub 11
Saccharine Maple pendant 1
sack of doorknobs 1
Safari Jack's moustache 3
safarrri hat 11
safety vest 4
sake bomb 11
salamander slurry 1
salamander spleen 11
Salsa de las Epocas 1
salt water taffy 2
salted mutton 7
salty dog 10
salty slug 1
samurai turtle 1
sand dollar 120
sandcastle 1
sandwich of the gods 1
sane hatrack 2
sangria 3
sauce of the ages 1
saucepan 11
Saucepanic 1
sausage pizza 4
sausage without a cause 1
savory crossbow 3
savory staff 1
savoy truffle 11
sawblade fragment 11
sawblade shield 3
Scalp of Gorgolok 8
Scent of a Human™ candle 11
scented massage oil 5
Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince 2
Schmalz's First Prize Beer 2
Schrödinger's thermos 11
scintillating oyster egg 2
scissor duck 1
scorpion whip 8
scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker 11
scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker 11
scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker 11
Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome 2
scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker 11
scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker 11
scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker 11
screwdriver 11
screwing pooch 7
scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil 11
scroll of drastic healing 13
scroll of pasta summoning 11
scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff 2
scroll of Puddingskin 2
scrumptious ice ant 11
scrumptious reagent 20
scrunchie tourniquet 11
sea blueberry 1
sea carrot 1
sea chaps 1
sea cowboy hat 4
sea cucumber 1
sea lace 2
sea lasso 3
sea leather 2
sea mantle 1
sea radish 2
seal tooth 11
seal-blubber candle 11
seal-brain elixir 2
seal-clubbing club 11
seal-skull helmet 11
seal-toothed rock 1
sealhide belt 1
sealhide buckler 1
sealhide cloak 2
sealhide gloves 1
sealhide hood 2
sealhide leggings 2
sealhide moccasins 2
sealhide seal doll 1
sealhide snare 1
sealhide whip 2
seaode 1
seaweed 4
secret blend of herbs and spices 3
secret mummy herbs and spices 9
security blankie 1
security flashlight 3
Senior Mints 3
sensitive poetry journal 5
sequin-encrusted sweater 1
sequined fez 1
serpentine sword 5
serum of sarcasm 2
servomechanical torsion facilitator 11
set of jacks 1
sewage-clogged pistol 2
sewer nuggets 11
sewer turtle 1
sewer wad 6
shadow bread 11
shadow brick 2
shadow chef's hat 1
shadow flame 19
shadow hot dog 1
shadow martini 2
shadow nectar 11
shadow pill 1
shadow sausage 11
shadow skin 13
shadow stick 6
shadow venom 7
Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion 1
sham champagne 2
shard of double-ice 11
shark cartilage 3
sharpened hubcap 1
sharpened spoon 1
shaving cream 4
Sheila Take a Crossbow 1
Shield of Icy Fate 3
shingle 11
shining halo 2
shiny butcherknife 11
shiny gold fronts 1
shiny hood ornament 3
shiny ring 11
shiny stones 11
shiny tribal beads 11
shipwright's hammer 2
shirt kit 6
Shivering Chèvre 7
shock belt 2
shock collar 2
short calculator 11
short-handled mop 11
shot of blackberry schnapps 1
shot of flower schnapps 2
shot of grapefruit schnapps 11
shot of mescal 1
shot of nepenthe schnapps 7
shot of orange schnapps 11
shot of peach schnapps 1
shot of pear schnapps 11
shot of rotgut 11
shot of tomato schnapps 11
shot of wasp venom 11
shrapnel jelly donut 4
shredded hellseal hide 3
shrine to the Barrel god 1
shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo 3
shrinking powder 4
shuriken salad 4
silent beret 2
silent pea shooter 5
Silver Bullet beer 11
silver cheese-slicer 3
silver paté knife 1
silver salt-shaker 2
silver shrimp fork 10
silver tongue charrrm 11
silver tongue charrrm bracelet 4
simple ancient cursed key 5
sinewy crossbow string 5
Sinful Desires 3
Single Alice's Army Foil 1
single swig of vodka 1
single-use dust mask 11
sinister altar fragment 2
six pack of Mountain Stream 11
six tiny wedges of goat cheese 10
six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola 2
six-rainbow shield 1
sk8board 11
skate skin 6
skelelton spine 10
skeletal banana 9
skeletal scabbard 1
skeleton bone 11
skeleton key 20
skeleton key ring 11
skeleton skis 2
skeletortoise 1
skewer 11
skewer-mounted razor blade 1
skewered cat appendix 2
skin oil 11
skirt / kilt kit 2
skull with a fuse in it 1
skull-shaped Crimboween cookie 11
Skullery Maid's Knee 2
slab of sponge 2
slap and tickle 5
slap and tickle with a fly in it 4
sleaze nuggets 11
sleaze powder 11
sleaze wad 11
sleazy fairy gravy 1
sleep mask 1
sleeping snowy owl 11
slice of pizza 11
slick fish meat 5
slightly peevedbow 2
slime convention swag bag 1
slime-covered compass 1
slime-covered shovel 1
slimy chest 1
slimy fermented bile bladder 15
slimy sweetbreads 11
slingshot 7
slip 'n' slide 1
Slippery Knob 2
Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire 1
Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags 3
slug of rum 11
slug of shochu 11
slug of vodka 11
small box 11
small leather glove 8
Small Medium 2
Smart Bone Dust 1
smart skull 11
smashed danish 4
smile-sharpening stone 1
smirking shrunken head 11
smoking talon 1
smoky potion 11
SMOOCH bottlecap 14
SMOOCH soda 11
smooth velvet hat 1
smudged alchemical recipe 4
smut orc keepsake box 3
smut orc sunglasses 1
snailmail bits 2
snake 11
snake oil 152
snake shield 3
snapdragon pistil 11
snarling wolf shield 8
Sneaky Pete's breath spray 11
Sneaky Pete's key lime 7
Sneaky Pete's key lime pie 2
Sneaky Pete's leather jacket 1
sneaky wrapping paper 16
snifter of thoroughly aged brandy 11
snorkel 10
snow belly 1
snow berries 11
snow cleats 3
snow crab 2
snow fort 1
snow hat 1
snow machine 1
snow pants 1
Snow Queen Crown 11
Snow Suit 1
snowboarder pants 11
soap knife 8
sock garters 2
sock monkey 4
soda water 11
soft green echo eyedrop antidote 11
soggy seed packet 11
soggy used band-aid 10
soggy wofl t-shirt 2
solid asbestos box 1
solid baconstone earring 1
solid baconstone necklace 1
solid baconstone ring 1
solid chrome box 1
solid gold bowling ball 9
solid gold pegleg 11
solid linoleum box 1
solid shifting time weirdness 7
solid state loom 1
sonar-in-a-biscuit 11
Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire 2
soul coin 1
soul doorbell 1
soul knife 1
soul mask 1
souvenir ski t-shirt 5
soy cordial 1
Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts 1
space beast fur pants 1
space jam 1
space jam toast 1
Space Tourist Phaser 1,144
Space Tours Tripple 9
spade necklace 11
spaghetti con calaveras 4
spaghetti with rock-balls 1
spaghetti with Skullheads 2
Spam Witch sammich 11
spandex anniversary shorts 1
spangly mariachi pants 11
spangly mariachi vest 4
spangly sombrero 10
spangly unitard 1
spark plug earring 3
sparkler 7
sparkling orb 1
special sauce glove 2
spectral jelly 3
spectral pickle 1
spectre scepter 52
SPF 451 lip balm 11
sphygmomanometer 9
spiced rum 2
spices 11
spicy bean burrito 2
spicy enchanted bean burrito 5
spicy jumping bean burrito 3
spicy mushroom quesadilla 1
spicy noodles 4
spider web 11
spiked femur 11
spiky turtle helmet 1
spiky turtle shield 2
spiky turtle shoulderpads 2
Spirit Precipice 1
spiritual candy cane 3
spiritual eggnog 2
spiritual fruitcake 2
spiritual gingerbread 3
sponge cake 7
sponge helmet 1
spongy shield 1
spooky bicycle chain 10
spooky cosmetics bag 11
spooky eggnog 11
spooky eyeliner 6
spooky felt 11
spooky gravy fairy warlock hat 2
spooky hockey mask 7
spooky length of string 11
spooky lipstick 11
spooky mushroom 11
spooky mushroom wine 7
spooky nuggets 11
spooky pirate skeleton 11
spooky powder 11
spooky rattling cigar box 2
spooky sap 11
spooky sapling 1
spooky scarecrow 11
spooky shroomkabob 9
spooky shrunken head 11
spooky sound effects record 11
spooky staff 11
spooky stick 11
spooky stir-fry 1
spooky stuffing 11
Spooky Surprise Egg 11
spooky toy wheel 11
spooky wad 11
spooky wooden block 11
Spooky-Gro fertilizer 11
spork 4
spray paint 11
spring 11
Spring Bros. solenoid 1
sprocket 11
squamous polyp 1
square CRIMBCOOKIE 9
square sponge pants 1
squashed frog 11
Squat-Thrust Magazine 11
squeaky staff 1
squeaky toy rose 1
squirming egg sac 11
St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket 2
Stabonic scroll 1
Staff of Blood and Pudding 1
Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals 1
Staff of the Kitchen Floor 1
Staff of the Midnight Snack 1
Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern 1
Staff of the Short Order Cook 1
Staff of the Teapot Tempest 1
stainless steel scarf 2
stainless steel shillelagh 6
stainless steel skullcap 4
stainless steel slacks 2
stainless steel solitaire 2
stainless steel suspenders 2
stale baguette 11
stalk of asparagus 11
stapler bear 1
star 11
star boomerang 11
star buckler 11
star chart 11
star crossbow 11
star hat 11
star key lime 6
star key lime pie 2
star pants 11
star shirt 11
star spatula 11
Star Spawn 1
star staff 11
star starfish 11
star stiletto 11
star sword 11
star throwing star 11
starchy crossbow 1
starchy staff 1
Steal This Candy 5
stealth bomber 1
Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2) 10
steamed oyster 9
steamy ruby 4
stench nuggets 11
stench powder 11
stench wad 11
stepmom's booze 22
stick 11
stick of "gum" 11
stick of dynamite 11
stick-on eyebrow piercing 11
stick-on-a-string 11
sticky meat kilt 1
sticky meat pants 2
sticky meat skirt 1
still grill 2
stinkin' bindle 1
stinky cheese ball 1
stinky cheese eye 1
stinky hi mein 7
stinky mushroom 7
stinky mushroom wine 4
stolen accordion 11
stolen meatpouch 4
stolen necklace 4
stolen office supplies 11
stolen sushi 11
stomp box 1
stone banjo 6
stone baseball cap 12
stone frisbee 11
stone of eXtreme power 11
stone turtle 1
stone wool 11
stop shield 1
strange helix fossil 1
strange shiny disc 11
straw hat 2
strawberry 11
strawberry daiquiri 11
strawberry pie 6
strawberry popsicle 2
strawberry supersucker 11
strawberry wine 11
strawberyl 11
strawberyl necklace 1
stray chihuahua 3
stress ball 2
Strikes Again Bigmouth 3
string of blue beads 8
string of Crimbo lights 1
string of dingle balls 1
string of green beads 11
string of red beads 8
stringy sinew 11
Strix stix 8
Strong, Silent Type 1
strongness elixir 11
studded leather boxer shorts 2
stuffed alien blob 11
stuffed angry cow 11
stuffed astral badger 11
stuffed baby gravy fairy 11
stuffed Baron von Ratsworth 11
stuffed can of asparagus 3
stuffed Cheshire bitten 11
stuffed cocoabo 11
stuffed dinosaur 1
stuffed dodecapede 3
stuffed doppelshifter 11
stuffed flaming gravy fairy 11
stuffed frozen gravy fairy 11
stuffed ghuol whelp 3
stuffed gray blob 11
stuffed hand turkey 11
stuffed key 11
stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech 11
stuffed martini 9
stuffed Meat 11
stuffed mind flayer 11
stuffed mink 11
stuffed Mob Penguin 2
stuffed monocle 11
stuffed ninja snowman 11
stuffed pocketwatch 2
stuffed porpoise 11
stuffed scary death orb 11
stuffed shoulder parrot 11
stuffed sleazy gravy fairy 11
stuffed snowy owl 11
stuffed spooky gravy fairy 11
stuffed spooky mushroom 1
stuffed stab bat 4
stuffed stinky gravy fairy 11
stuffed teddy butler 11
stuffed tin of caviar 11
stuffed treasure chest 11
stuffed undead elbow macaroni 11
stuffed walrus 1
stuffed yeti 2
stuffed yo-yo 11
stuffed zmobie 4
stuffed-shirt scarecrow 2
stuffing 9
stunt nuts 11
sturdy cane 9
sturdy Crimbo crate 11
sturdy sword hilt 2
stylish swimsuit 9
styrofoam ore 11
styrofoam sword 1
sub-molecular interocitor 11
sucker bucket 4
sucker hakama 7
sucker kabuto 5
sucker scaffold 11
sucker tachi 8
sucky decal 7
suede shortsword 4
sugar chapeau 11
sugar cherry 1
Sugar Cog 4
sugar shank 11
sugar shard 11
sugar sheet 11
sugar shield 11
sugar shillelagh 11
sugar shirt 11
sugar shorts 11
sugar shotgun 11
sugar-coated pine cone 3
sugarplum ration 6
Summer Nights 2
sundae ration 1
sunken chest 11
suntan lotion of moxiousness 11
Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword 3
super good fruit 11
Super Magic Power Sword X 5
super salad 4
Super Weight-Gain 9000 2
super-spiky hair gel 11
superamplified boom box 11
superheated fudge 6
Supernova Champagne 11
support cummerbund 4
supportive bra 3
surgical apron 1
surgical mask 1
sushi-rolling mat 1
suspicious stocking 2
Swabbie™ swab 11
swamp haunch 12
swashbuckling pants 11
sweat-ade 2
Swedish coffee 1
sweet mochi ball 6
sweet ninja sword 11
sweet nutcracker 1
sweet rims 8
sweet roll Alabama 3
Sweet Sword 4
sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 3
swirly potion 11
sword hilt 4
Sword of Dark Omens 2
sword of static 1
Sword of the Brouhaha Prince 1
swordzall 1
synthetic dog hair pill 1
synthetic rock 1
synthetic stuffing 11
T.U.R.D.S. Key 10
t8r tots 11
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro 11
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita 11
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier 11
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco 5
taco shell 11
tail o' nine cats 4
tainted seal's blood 3
Tales from the Fireside 1
tamarind-flavored chewing gum 11
tambourine 11
tambourine bells 11
tangerine 10
tangle of rat tails 2
tankard of ale 11
tap shoes 10
targeting chip 1
tarnished bottlecap 1
tarrrnish charrrm 11
tarrrnished charrrm bracelet 2
tasket 4
tassel 5
Tasty Fun Good rice candy 11
tasty tart 5
tattered paper crown 2
tattered scrap of paper 11
tawdry amethyst 5
Tears of the Quiet Healer 3
teddy bear 6
teddy bear sewing kit 2
teddy borg 11
teeny-tiny magic scroll 3
teeny-tiny ninja stars 10
teflon ore 3
temporary teardrop tattoo 2
ten-leaf clover 11
tenderizing hammer 10
tennis ball 11
teqiwila 8
tequila grenade 11
tequila sunrise 11
tequila with training wheels 9
terrible poem 11
that gum you like 11
The Art of Slapfighting 1
The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones 1
The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder 1
The Big Book of Communism 1
The Big Book of Every Skill 2
The Big Book of Pirate Insults 11
The Confiscator's Grimoire 1
The Cooler Out of Space 1
the Crymbich Manuscript 1
the Crymbich Manuscript (used) 1
The Encyclopedia of Fruit 2
the finger 6
The Legendary Beat 1
The Lost Comb 2
The Lost Glasses 2
The Lost Pill Bottle 1
The Mariachi's guitar case 3
The Necbromancer's Hat 1
The Necbronomicon 1
The Smith's Tome 2
The Spirit of Crimbo 1
theoretical string 11
thin black candle 11
Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy 9
Thinknerd T-Shirt 1
Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag 14
Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts 2
third-hand lantern 11
third-hand nunchaku 7
This Charming Flan 3
thistle wine 11
Thorny Toad trading card 1
thought balloon 2
three-tiered wedding cake 4
throwing bone 2
throwing fork 8
throwing knife 3
throwing spoon 7
throwing wrench 5
Thwaitgold ant statuette 1
Thwaitgold bee statuette 1
Thwaitgold bookworm statuette 1
Thwaitgold butterfly statuette 1
Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette 3
Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette 3
Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette 1
Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette 2
Thwaitgold harvestman statuette 3
Thwaitgold maggot statuette 6
Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette 1
Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette 1
Thwaitgold protozoa statuette 1
Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette 2
Thwaitgold scorpion statuette 1
Thwaitgold spider statuette 1
Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette 1
Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette 1
Thwaitgold termite statuette 2
Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette 2
thyme jelly donut 1
TI-9000 calculator 1
Tiger-lily's milk 10
Tiki lighter 2
Time Bandit Time Towel 1
Time Cape 1
time halo 1
Time Juice 2
time sleigh 1
time's arrow 11
time-twitching toolbelt 1
tin magnolia 11
tin of submardines 1
tin star 1
tiny balloon knife 1
tiny barrel 14
tiny black hole 1
tiny bottle of absinthe 11
tiny bowler 2
tiny bust of Pallas 3
tiny canopic jar 4
tiny cell phone 2
tiny costume wardrobe 2
tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg 2
tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer 8
tiny die-cast blade a-spinning 3
tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory 2
tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree 3
tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer 2
tiny die-cast Don Crimbo 3
tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer 6
tiny die-cast factory worker elf 7
tiny die-cast Father Crimbo 2
tiny die-cast Father Crimborg 4
tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf 5
tiny die-cast golden ring 4
tiny die-cast goose a-laying 2
tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer 6
tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer 5
tiny die-cast killing bird 4
tiny die-cast middle-management elf 3
tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf 3
tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg 1
tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg 1
tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer 4
tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer 6
tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf 4
tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming 1
tiny die-cast Swiss hen 2
tiny die-cast turtle mech 2
tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo 1
tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign 3
tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer 4
tiny do-rag 1
tiny fly glasses 3
tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker 2
tiny goth giant 1
tiny house 11
tiny knife and fork 1
tiny makeup kit 5
tiny maracas 1
tiny Mountie hat 1
tiny ninja sword 5
tiny nose-bone fetish 5
tiny plastic 11 Dealer 1
tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf 5
tiny plastic abominable fudgeman 1
tiny plastic Abuela's cottage 1
tiny plastic accordion thief 4
tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart 1
tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear 11
tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll 11
tiny plastic angry bugbear 11
tiny plastic angry goat 11
tiny plastic angry space marine 11
tiny plastic anime smiley 9
tiny plastic animelf 1
tiny plastic apathetic lizardman 6
tiny plastic Armory 1
tiny plastic astronomer 6
tiny plastic Axe Wound 9
tiny plastic baby gravy fairy 11
tiny plastic Bar 1
tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth 1
tiny plastic barrrnacle 10
tiny plastic batbugbear 11
tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type 5
tiny plastic beanbat 5
tiny plastic bee swarm 15
tiny plastic beebee gunners 9
tiny plastic Beebee King 6
tiny plastic beebee queue 8
tiny plastic Beelzebozo 4
tiny plastic Best Game Ever 1
tiny plastic Big Candy 1
tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar 6
tiny plastic Black Knight 6
tiny plastic black ops bugbear 11
tiny plastic blazing bat 11
tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball 11
tiny plastic blooper 8
tiny plastic Bonerdagon 6
tiny plastic Boris 1
tiny plastic Boss Bat 3
tiny plastic brainsweeper 7
tiny plastic briefcase bat 9
tiny plastic bugaboo 11
tiny plastic Bugbear Captain 7
tiny plastic buzzerker 9
tiny plastic Cafe 1
tiny plastic cavebugbear 11
tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter 11
tiny plastic Cheshire bat 11
tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ 1
tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite 1
tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel 9
tiny plastic cocoabo 11
tiny plastic coffee pixie 11
tiny plastic colollilossus 1
tiny plastic conservationist hippy 4
tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ 1
tiny plastic Crimbo Casino 1
tiny plastic Crimbo elf 8
tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer 7
tiny plastic Crimbo wreath 6
tiny plastic Crimbomega 1
tiny plastic Crimbomination 1
tiny plastic Crimborgatron 1
tiny plastic Crimbot 1
tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram 2
tiny plastic cubist bull 5
tiny plastic demoninja 11
tiny plastic disco bandit 1
tiny plastic Don Crimbo 1
tiny plastic drunk goat 11
tiny plastic Duke Starkiller 1
tiny plastic exo-suited miner 1
tiny plastic Factory 1
tiny plastic fat stack of cash 1
tiny plastic Father McGruber 11
tiny plastic fax machine 1
tiny plastic Felonia 5
tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus 7
tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker 11
tiny plastic fire servant 8
tiny plastic fluffy bunny 4
tiny plastic four-shadowed mime 2
tiny plastic fruit golem 7
tiny plastic Fudge Wizard 1
tiny plastic fuzzy dice 11
tiny plastic G Imp 11
tiny plastic Gary Claybender 4
tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick 9
tiny plastic ghuol whelp 11
tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers 7
tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire 8
tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser 9
tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester 7
tiny plastic GORM-8 1
tiny plastic goth giant 12
tiny plastic grue 11
tiny plastic handsome mariachi 5
tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist 11
tiny plastic Hellion 11
tiny plastic hermit 7
tiny plastic hobo elf 1
tiny plastic howling balloon monkey 11
tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear 11
tiny plastic Iiti Kitty 11
tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker 1
tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. 1
tiny plastic killer bee 11
tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter 11
tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl 4
tiny plastic Knob Goblin King 4
tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist 6
tiny plastic Knott Yeti 6
tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box 7
tiny plastic leprechaun 11
tiny plastic levitating potato 11
tiny plastic lobsterfrogman 4
tiny plastic Lord Flameface 5
tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven 1
tiny plastic MechaElf 1
tiny plastic Mob Penguin 1
tiny plastic moneybee 5
tiny plastic mosquito 11
tiny plastic Mr. Mination 1
tiny plastic mumblebee 11
tiny plastic mutant elf 1
tiny plastic ninja snowman 11
tiny plastic Norville Rogers 10
tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy 5
tiny plastic pastamancer 2
tiny plastic peacannon 11
tiny plastic Protagonist 9
tiny plastic Queen Bee 6
tiny plastic Rene C. Corman 1
tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime 11
tiny plastic sauceror 6
tiny plastic scary clown 5
tiny plastic Scott the Miner 11
tiny plastic Scream Queen 6
tiny plastic seal clubber 3
tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit 1
tiny plastic senile lihc 10
tiny plastic skeletal reindeer 6
tiny plastic smarmy pirate 7
tiny plastic Spam Witch 11
tiny plastic spiderbugbear 10
tiny plastic spiny skelelton 9
tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton 11
tiny plastic spooky vampire 6
tiny plastic Spunky Princess 3
tiny plastic stab bat 12
tiny plastic star starfish 11
tiny plastic stocking mimic 1
tiny plastic strand of DNA 1
tiny plastic sweet nutcracker 5
tiny plastic taco cat 10
tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf 1
tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski 9
tiny plastic the Free Man 4
tiny plastic The Man 10
tiny plastic topiary golem 6
tiny plastic Toybot 1
tiny plastic trollipop 1
tiny plastic Trouser Snake 9
tiny plastic turtle tamer 2
tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo 3
tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku 1
tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni 8
tiny plastic warbear 1
tiny plastic warbear fortress 1
tiny plastic warwelf 6
tiny plastic whitesnake 10
tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer 6
tiny plastic XXX pr0n 10
tiny plastic zmobie 3
tiny shaker of salt 4
tiny slimy cyst 11
tiny sombrero 1
tiny top hat and cane 1
tip jar 11
tires 11
tisket 4
titanium assault umbrella 11
toast 11
toast with jam 1
toasted brie 8
tobiko marble soda 11
tobiko pocky 6
tobiko-infused sake 11
toe jam 1
toe jam toast 1
tofu casserole 11
tofu stir-fry 2
tofurkey gravy 11
tofurkey leg 10
Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste 11
tomato 11
tomato daiquiri 2
tomato juice of powerful power 11
tomb ratchet 7
tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie 11
Tome of Clip Art 2
Tome of Snowcone Summoning 1
Tome of Sugar Shummoning 1
tommy gun 3
tongue depressor 2
tonic djinn 4
tonic water 4
too legit potion 1
tooth 11
toothsome rock 11
top 2
topiary nugglet 8
topiary skunk 1
torn hellseal sinew 3
torquoise 3
torquoise ring 4
tortoise's blessing 1
tourmalime 11
tourmalime tourniquet 1
towel 11
toxo 3
toy crazy train 11
toy Crimbot mega face 1
toy hoverpad 11
toy jet pack 11
toy maglev monorail 11
toy mercenary 11
toy ray gun 11
toy six-seater hovercraft 1
toy soldier 1
toy space helmet 11
toy train 2
toy wheel 9
traffic jam 1
traffic jam toast 1
Trainbot autoassembly module 3
Trainbot circuitry 22
Trainbot linkages 22
Trainbot optics 23
Trainbot plating 24
Trainbot servomotors 22
Trainbot slag 4
Trainbot tubing 22
transdermal smoke patch 11
transporter transponder 11
Travels with Jerry 1
Travoltan trousers 7
tree skirt 2
tree-eating kite 11
tree-shaped Crimbo cookie 3
triangular CRIMBCOOKIE 5
trick coin 4
trilobite candy mold 1
trilobite fossil 17
Trivial Avocations Card: What? 11
Trivial Avocations Card: When? 11
Trivial Avocations Card: Where? 11
Trivial Avocations Card: Who? 11
troll britches 7
Trollhouse cookies 11
Tropical Crimbo Hat 2
Tropical Crimbo Shorts 1
Tropical Crimbo Sword 1
tropical orchid 11
tropical paperweight 2
tropical wrapping paper 3
trousers of the white knight 11
trout fang 3
troutpiece 4
true grit 11
tube of dread wax 11
tube of hair oil 11
tube sock 3
Tuesday's ruby 11
tulip 4
turtle pheromones 11
turtle totem 11
turtle voicebox 11
turtle wax greaves 1
turtle wax shield 2
turtlemail bits 11
turtling rod 2
tuxedo shirt 4
twinkly nuggets 11
twinkly powder 11
twinkly wad 11
twitching claw 7
twitching space egg 1
twitching time capsule 11
two meat muck 3
two-handed depthsword 1
Typical Tavern swill 11
ultimate ultimate frisbee 11
ultra-soft ferns 22
Ultracolor™ shirt 4
Unagnimated Gnome 2
unbearable light 9
Uncle Crimbo's Rations 1
Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide 11
Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix 11
Uncle Romulus 2
uncooked chorizo 11
undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella 2
Underworld flail 1
undrilled cosmic bowling ball 1
unfinished ice sculpture 3
unholy water 1
unidentified drink 11
unidentified jerky 13
union scalemail pants 2
Unionize The Elves sign 1
universal biscuit 15
unlocked meat locker 1
unnamed cocktail 2
unopened tiny stillsuit 3
unquiet spirits 12
unrefined Mountain Stream syrup 11
unrequired jacket 2
unrolling pin 5
unsmoothed velvet 11
unspeakable lozenges 3
unstable DNA 22
unstable laser battery 11
unstable quark 3
untamable turtle 2
unused soap 1
unused walkie-talkie 1
unusual oil 11
unwound clockwork grapefruit 1
upsy daisy 11
urchin roe 1
urinal cake 5
used beer 3
useless powder 11
Valentine 11
Valentine's Day cake 1
valuable trinket 11
vampire chowder 2
vampire collar 11
vampire duck-on-a-string 11
vampire pearl 1
vampire pearl earring 3
vampire pearl necklace 2
vampire pearl ring 2
Van der Graaf helmet 2
velcro ore 4
velvet choker 1
Velvet Veil 10
Venus flytrap 4
vertebra of the Bonerdagon 7
very hot lunch 2
very large caltrop 1
very overdue library book 2
Vial of jus de larmes 2
vial of baconstone juice 2
vial of Gnomochloric acid 11
vial of holy water 11
vial of patchouli oil 4
vial of The Glistening 7
vibrating cyborg knife 11
Vicar's Tutu 1
viking helmet 13
vinegar 11
vinegar-soaked lemon slice 11
vintage smart drink 1
vinyl ore 4
viscous lava globs 5
vitachoconutriment capsule 11
vodka and cranberry 11
vodka martini 11
vodka stratocaster 1
Volartta's bellbottoms 1
volleyball 11
vorpal blade 11
votive of confidence 11
VYKEA mead 1
VYKEA plank 72
VYKEA rail 96
WA 3
wad of cotton 1
wad of dough 11
wad of tofu 11
walrus ice cream 1
walrus-tusk earring 11
wand of fudge control 1
Wand of Nagamar 11
wang 3
war tongs 11
warbear accoutrements chunk 6
warbear auto-anvil 2
warbear badge 11
warbear battery 11
warbear bearserker mead 1
warbear bearserker potion 11
warbear breakfast machine 1
warbear breakfast machine assembler 1
warbear ceremonial party pants 1
warbear chemistry lab 2
warbear drone codes 2
warbear empathy chip (used) 1
warbear exhaust manifold 1
warbear exo-arm 1
warbear feasting bread 8
warbear foil hat 5
warbear gyro 1
warbear gyrocopter 1
warbear helm fragment 5
warbear high-efficiency still 2
warbear hoverbelt 1
warbear hoverbelt piecepart 11
warbear jackhammer drill press 2
warbear liquid overcoat 11
warbear LP-ROM burner 1
warbear metalworking primer 1
warbear metalworking primer (used) 1
warbear officer requisition box 5
warbear plain fedora 1
warbear requisition box 13
warbear sequential gaiety distribution system 1
warbear soda machine 1
warbear soda machine assembler 1
warbear thermoregulator bread 7
warbear trouser fragment 11
warbear warrior bread 8
warbear whosit 193
warm mushroom 7
Warm Subject gift certificate 11
wasabi marble soda 11
wasabi pocky 11
wasabi-infused sake 11
water pipe bomb 11
water purification pills 11
water wings 8
water wings for babies 12
watered-down Red Minotaur 2
wax hat 2
wax pants 3
Way More Tears™ pepper spray 11
weegee sqouija 1
weird gazelle steak 1
weremoose spit 5
wet stew 2
wet venom duct 7
whale cerebrospinal fluid 11
whalebone corset 9
whalesteak 5
Whatsian Ionic Pliers 4
wheel 11
whet stone 11
whimpering willow bark 2
whip kit 11
whisker pencil 11
whiskey and cola 11
whiskey and soda 12
whiskey bittersweet 1
whiskey in a broken glass 2
whiskey sour 11
white balloon 4
white belt 2
white Canadian 11
white candy heart 11
white candygram 6
white chocolate and tomato pizza 2
white chocolate chip brownies 1
white chocolate chip cookies 11
white chocolate chips 11
White Chocolate Golem Seeds 1
White Citadel burger 11
White Citadel fries 11
white class ring 19
white collar 11
white Crimbo ball 11
white hat hacker T-shirt 11
white lightning 11
white picket fence 11
white pixel 11
white rice 11
white satin pants 11
white satin shield 11
white snake skin 11
white snakeskin duster 1
white sword 11
white tulip 3
white whip 2
white Xanadian 1
whole turkey leg 4
wholeberd 1
Whoompa Fur Pants 3
whoopie cushion 11
wicker shield 11
wiffle-flail 1
wild honey pie 1
willowy bonnet 1
willyweed 22
wind-up chattering teeth 11
wind-up meatcar 11
wind-up vampire teeth 1
windchimes 11
wine spritzer 11
wine-soaked bone chips 1
Wint-O-Fresh mint 11
Witchess Set 1
witty rapier 11
wizard action figure 1
woimbook 1
Woldo trading card 2
wolf mask 11
wolfman mask 11
Wolfman Nardz 2
wonderwall shield 11
wooden axe 4
wooden block 1
wooden figurine 3
wooden salad bowl 1
wooden stakes 11
wool hat 18
Work is a Four Letter Sword 1
Workytime Tea 11
world's smallest violin 5
worn tophat 12
worthless gewgaw 11
worthless knick-knack 11
worthless trinket 11
woven baling wire bracelets 3
wrapped candy cane sword cane 3
wreath of laurels 3
wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie 5
wrench bracelet 2
wriggling tentacle 1
wristwatch of the white knight 11
wumpus hair 7
wumpus-hair net 1
wussiness potion 11
X-32-F snowman crate 1
X-37 gun 2
x-ray specs 11
yak anorak 4
yak skin 10
yak whip 4
Yakisoba's hat 2
yakskin buckler 3
yakskin kilt 1
yakskin pants 1
yakskin skirt 1
Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick 11
ye olde golde frontes 6
Ye Olde Meade 4
Ye Olde Medieval Insult 11
Ye Olde Navy Fleece 7
Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher 8
yellow brick road 1
yellow candy heart 11
yellow candygram 3
yellow gummi ingot 11
yellow matter custard 8
Yellow Moon of Compassion 8
yellow paisley oyster egg 8
yellow plastic hard hat 2
yellow plastic oyster egg 11
yellow polka-dot oyster egg 1
yellow puck 2
yellow snowcone 65
yellow striped oyster egg 5
yeti fur 11
Yeti Protest Sign 1
yo 11
yo-yo 11
yohohoyo 11
yuletide troll chrysalis 2
Yummy Tummy bean 207
Ze™ goggles 7
Zim Merman's guitar 2
zombie hollandaise 1
zombie pineal gland 5
Zombo's skullcap 1
Zu Mannkäse Dienen 5