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Display Case for BenzDoc (#1322675)
This player is ranked #950 for Most Total Items with a total of 153,318 items.
This player is ranked #318 for Most Unique Items with a total of 2,659 items.

This player is a member of the clan SevenLances.com.

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BenzDoc (#1322675)
This player has 2,659 unique items and 153,318 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"DRINK ME" potion 269
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 1
1-ball 149
1/6th Pound Cake 10
100-Watt bulb 1
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 5
2-ball 147
3-ball 159
30669 scroll 39
33398 scroll 41
334 scroll 43
4-ball 160
4-dimensional guitar 1
5-ball 152
6-ball 146
64067 scroll 1
7-ball 142
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 26
8-ball 698
9-ball 10
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes 1
a butt tuba 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 1
a cute angel 1
a little sump'm sump'm 11
A. W. O. L. commendation 1
abominable blubber 5
abominable snowcone 87
accidental cider 5
acid-squirting flower 3
acoustic guitarrr 41
adder bladder 12
adorable seal larva 1
aerated diving helmet 1
albatross necklace 1
Alewife™ Ale 16
Alice's Army Alchemist 23
Alice's Army booster box 1
Alice's Army Bowman 12
Alice's Army Cleric 13
Alice's Army Coward 6
Alice's Army Dervish 1
Alice's Army Guard 22
Alice's Army Halberder 20
Alice's Army Hammerman 5
Alice's Army Horseman 5
Alice's Army Lanceman 11
Alice's Army Mad Bomber 22
Alice's Army Martyr 2
Alice's Army Ninja 20
Alice's Army Nurse 21
Alice's Army Page 22
Alice's Army Shieldmaiden 19
Alice's Army Sniper 2
Alice's Army Spearsman 15
Alice's Army Swordsman 19
Alice's Army Wallman 25
all-purpose cleaner 37
alpha-mail pants 1
alphabet gum 2
ammonite candy mold 3
ammonite fossil 2
amulet of extreme plot significance 6
Amulet of Yendor 1
ancient frozen dinner 11
ancient Magi-Wipes 42
ancient protein powder 17
Ancient Saucehelm 1
ancient spice 8
ancient stone fist 18
ancient stone head 8
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 103
ancient vinyl coin purse 14
Angry Farmer candy 29
Ankh of Badahnkadh 1
anniversary balloon 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
annoying pitchfork 36
ant agonist 44
ant hoe 1
ant pick 1
ant pitchfork 1
ant rake 1
ant sickle 1
anti-anti-antidote 82
anticheese 1
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 1
antique bottle of cough syrup 1
antique bottle opener 3
antique greaves 1
antique hand mirror 5
antique helmet 3
antique packet of ketchup 10
antique painting of a landscape 2
antique pair of blue jeans 1
antique record album 2
antique shield 5
antique souvenir drawing 1
antique spear 2
Apathargic Bandersnatch 1
Argarggagarg's fang 2
armgun 7
arrowgram 333
asbestos apron 2
asbestos crossbow 1
asbestos meat stack 6
asbestos ore 106
asbestos staff 1
asbestos stick 1
ASCII shirt 16
Asleep in the Cemetery 3
asparagus knife 30
asparagus lo mein 19
asparagus stir-fry 22
aspirin 1
asshat 1
astral mushroom 30
Atomic Comic 1
atomic vector plotter 2
awful poetry journal 36
bätzle 15
baby cuddlefish 1
baby killer bee 45
babycakes 1
baconstone 6
baconstone ring 1
badass belt 12
bag of airline peanuts 2
bag of bones 6
bag of Cheat-Os 4
bag of GORF 43
bag of GORP 52
bag of lard 4
bag of many confections 1
baggie of powdered sugar 29
balaclava baklava 4
ball 54
balloon helmet 2
balloon monkey 5
balloon shield 3
balloon sword 2
ballroom blintz 13
banana 8
banana cream pie 1
banana peel 30
banana smoothie 1
banana supersucker 1
bananagate 36
bar skin 92
bar whip 1
barbed-wire fence 4
bargain flash powder 1
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 1
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 4
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 5
barrrnacle 32
barskin loincloth 1
barskin tent 2
bartender-in-the-box 1
Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler 7
Barulio's bottle 19
baseball 8
Bash-Ōs cereal 2
basic meat crossbow 13
basic meat fez 2
basic meat helmet 9
basic meat pants 15
basic meat spork 2
basic meat staff 13
basic meat sword 13
bat guano 4
bat haggis 3
bat whip 2
bat wing 24
bat wing kabob 8
bat wing stir-fry 25
bat-ass leather jacket 1
batblade 2
batgut 9
bath ball gift set 14
battered hubcap 1
bazookafish bubble gum 36
beach glass bead 29
beach glass necklace 2
beanbag chair 4
beefy fish meat 2
beer basted brat 20
beer bomb 71
beer bong 1
beer lens 18
beer-a-pult 1
beer-scented teddy bear 1
beer-soaked mop 1
beertini 3
begpwnia 2
bejeweled accordion strap 1
bejeweled cufflinks 11
bejeweled pledge pin 1
belemnite candy mold 1
belemnite fossil 1
Benetton's Medley of Diversity 1
berries of suffering 427
berry-infused sake 1
Better Than Cuddling Cake 2
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 5
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 5
BGE pocket calendar 1
BGE shotglass 12
BGE temporary tattoo 1
BGE tiny plastic toy 5
bi-lateral logic compressor 1
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 3
big bad voodoo mask 2
big bass drum 2
big boom 29
big bundle of chamoix 1
Big Candy's tophat 1
big red clown nose 1
big rock 2
big stick 10
big stirring stick 2
bigger stick 8
bilge wine 90
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 1
biomechanical crimborg helmet 1
biomechanical crimborg leg armor 1
bird rib 19
Bit O' Ectoplasm 6
bit of clingfilm 12
bit-o-cactus 9
bitter bowtie 1
Black Body™ spray 11
black cherry soda 21
black eyedrops 1
black facepaint 14
black forest cake 11
black forest ham 6
black greaves 2
black helmet 4
black kettle drum 3
Black No. 2 13
black pension check 15
black pepper 1
black picnic basket 2
black pixel 90
black plastic oyster egg 2
black pudding 1
black sheepskin diploma 4
black shield 4
black snake skin 26
black spot 2
black sword 11
black-and-blue light 235
blackberry 10
blackberry combat boots 1
blackberry galoshes 1
blackberry moccasins 1
blackberry polite 4
blackberry slippers 1
Blackfly Chardonnay 17
blank fudge mold 2
blank prescription sheet 7
blended frozen swill 1
Blizzards I Have Died In 3
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 8
blood flower 1
blood of the Wereseal 21
bloody beer 3
bloody clown pants 1
bloody mary 3
blue paisley oyster egg 2
blue pixel 74
blue plasma ball 251
blue plastic oyster egg 1
blue polka-dot oyster egg 1
blue striped oyster egg 19
blue-frosted astral cupcake 4
blundarrrbus 1
Bohemian rhapsody 3
boilermaker 17
bone chips 38
bone flute 5
bone rattle 3
Bone's Farm "wine" 7
boneana hammock 1
Bonerdagon necklace 6
booty chest charrrm 25
Boozehounds Anonymous token 4
borg sock monkey 1
boring spaghetti 11
Boris's key lime pie 9
Boris's ring 4
Boss Bat bling 4
Boss Bat britches 3
bottle of alcohol 19
bottle of black cat tonic 1
bottle of Blank-Out 18
bottle of bubbles 73
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 39
bottle of cooking sherry 2
bottle of gin 108
bottle of Goldschnöckered 1
bottle of goofballs 11
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 19
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 16
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 65
bottle of moontan lotion 1
bottle of Pete's Sake 10
bottle of pirate juice 2
bottle of popskull 8
bottle of rum 135
bottle of sake 2
bottle of sewage schnapps 32
bottle of tequila 2
bottle of ultravitamins 2
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 7
bottle of vodka 7
bottle of whiskey 99
bottle opener belt buckle 1
bottled inspiration 1
boulder 22
bouquet of circular saw blades 1
bowl of cottage cheese 8
bowl of fishysoisse 7
bowl of rye sprouts 6
box 63
box of bear arms 1
box of Familiar Jacks 1
box of sunshine 1
box-in-the-box 8
box-in-the-box-in-the-box 1
boxed champagne 20
boxed wine 57
boxing glove 1
boxing glove on a spring 1
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 29
brains casserole 3
brainy skull 8
brand new key 3
brass crank handle 1
brass dorsal fin 2
brass stinger 1
breaded beer 3
Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air 1
brick 1
brick of sand 21
BRICKO airship 1
BRICKO bat 1
BRICKO brick 1,613
BRICKO cathedral 1
BRICKO eye brick 484
BRICKO gargantuchicken 1
BRICKO hat 1
BRICKO octopus 1
BRICKO ooze 1
BRICKO pants 1
BRICKO pearl 1
BRICKO sword 1
BRICKO trunk 1
BRICKO turtle 1
BRICKO vacuum cleaner 2
briefcase 16
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 2
brine 47
broken carburetor 1
broken skull 18
broken sword 4
bronze breastplate 5
bronze handcuffs 1
bronzed locust 17
brown pixel 6
brown plastic baby 2
brown sugar cane 4
bubble-wrap simulator 3
bubblewrap crossbow 1
bubblewrap ore 11
bubblewrap staff 1
bubblewrap sword 1
bubbly potion 276
bucket of anniversary lard 1
bucket of honey 20
bucket of wine 18
buckler buckle 21
buckyball 36
buffalo blade 1
bugbear beanie 1
bugbear bungguard 1
Bulky Buddy Box 13
bum cheek 17
bunch of square grapes 24
bungle in the jungle 1
bunny liver 8
buoybottoms 18
burst hellseal brain 6
bus pass 19
C.B.F.G. 1
C.H.U.M. knife 8
C.H.U.M. lantern 1
cactus fruit 2
calavera concertina 2
calle de miel 16
Camp Scout pup tent 48
can of Binarrrca 4
can of CRIMBCOLA 6
can of depilatory cream 1
can of maces 3
can of Rain-Doh 2
can of Red Minotaur 6
can of spinach 2
can of starch 1
can of Swiller 29
Can-Can skirt 1
can-can-in-a-can 3
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 28
can-you-dig-it? 1
candied yams 27
candy brain 3
candy cane 119
candy cornucopia 1
candy kneecapping stick 1
candy knuckles 4
candy stake 97
cannonball charrrm 28
cannonball charrrm bracelet 1
canopic jar 25
canteen of wine 3
carbonated soy milk 23
carbonated water lily 23
cardboard crossbow 1
cardboard katana 2
cardboard ore 8
cardboard wakizashi 9
carob brownies 13
carob cannon 1
carob chunk cookies 5
carob chunk noodles 8
carob chunks 1
casino pass 13
cast 1,144
cast-iron legacy paddle 1
cat appendix 14
catgut 5
catgut taco 2
catsup 24
cement sandals 1
centipede eggs 11
chaos butterfly 37
charged magnet 1
charming flute 2
charpuce jub-jub bird 1
cheap cigar butt 3
cheap studded belt 200
cheap wind-up clock 1
chef skull 6
chef's hat 11
chef-in-the-box 5
cherry 23
cherry pie 1
Chester's Aquarius medallion 1
Chester's bag of candy 2
Chester's cutoffs 1
Chester's moustache 1
Chester's muscle shirt 1
chintzy disco ball pendant 1
chintzy noodle ring 1
chintzy saucepan earring 3
chintzy seal pendant 2
chisel 1
chitinous pod 1
chloroform rag 4
chocolate filthy lucre 1
chocolate spurs 1
chocolate stolen accordion 2
chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses 1
Choker of the Ultragoth 1
chopsticks 6
Chorale of Companionship 1
chorizo brownies 2
chorizo taco 40
chrome meat stack 11
chrome ore 97
chrome staff 1
chrome sword hilt 2
chunk of depleted Grimacite 6
chunk of rock salt 73
cinnamon troll doll 1
circular CRIMBCOOKIE 2
citrus-infused sake 1
clay peace-sign bead 25
Climate Colada 2
clingfilm cap 1
Cloaca grenade 3
Cloaca-Cola 9
Cloaca-Cola c-rations 2
clockwork bartender-in-the-box 1
clockwork chef-in-the-box 1
clockwork claws 1
clockwork clockwise dome 2
clockwork counterclockwise dome 1
clockwork crossbow 1
clockwork detective skull 2
clockwork handle 1
clockwork hat 2
clockwork key 7
clockwork maid 2
clockwork pants 2
clockwork rings 1
clockwork rod 1
clockwork shank 1
clockwork sheet 1
clockwork sphere 6
clockwork spine 1
clockwork staff 2
clockwork sword 1
clockwork thingamajig 1
clockwork trench coat 1
cloudy potion 247
clown shoes 1
clown skin 74
clown wig 2
clownskin belt 3
club sandwich 3
clumsiness bark 3,145
cob of corn 14
Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau 6
cocktail napkin 39
cocktail onion 10
cocoa egg 5
cocoa eggshell fragment 14
coconut shell 437
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 2
Codpiece of the Goblin King 2
coffee pixie stick 5
coffin lid 5
cog 99
cog and sprocket assembly 1
Colander of Em-er'il 1
cold and sour sauce 2
Cold Hots candy 2
cold ninja mask 1
cold nuggets 4
cold wad 26
collection of tiny spooky objects 23
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 3
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 1
Comet Pop 10
comfy coffin 3
comfy pillow 1
commemorative war stein 4
communications windchimes 11
computronic processing unit 1
concentrated garbage juice 6
confusing LED clock 1
container of Spooky Putty 1
control crystal 1
Cookbook of the Damned 3
cool mushroom 16
cool mushroom casserole 5
cool whip 1
Copper Alpha of Sincerity 3
copper ha'penny charrrm 34
cordial of concentration 3
corn holder 7
corncob pipe 3
corned-beef Reuben 3
cornuthaum 7
Corpse Island iced tea 6
corpse on the beach 5
corpsedriver 5
corpsetini 4
corrupted data 2
costume sword 15
cotton candy cone 25
cotton candy cordial 1
cotton candy pillow 54
cotton candy plug 16
cotton candy skoshe 9
cotton candy smidgen 6
cranberries 25
cranberry cordial 3
cranberry schnapps 4
crazy little Turkish delight 7
cream of pointy mushroom soup 2
cream pie 1
cream stout 41
creamsicle 44
Crepes a la Lune 10
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 2
CRIMBCO lanyard 3
CRIMBCO mug 52
CRIMBCO wine 4
CRIMBCOIDS mints 4
CRIMBCOLOAF 3
Crimbo candied pecan 78
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 20
Crimbo fudge 75
Crimbo peppermint bark 73
Crimbo pie 15
Crimbo wreath 1
Crimbomination Contraption 1
crimsilion jub-jub bird 1
croquet hedgehog 1
crossbow string 10
crotchety pants 2
Crown of the Goblin King 5
Crown of Thrones 1
cruelty-free wine 15
crystallized memory 1
CSA discount card 12
cube of billiard chalk 3
cup of hickory chicory 229
cup of infinite pencils 4
cup of primitive beer 49
cupcake-in-a-cup 10
curdflinger 1
curmudgel 8
cursed black pearl onion 1
cursed bottle of black-label rum 1
cursed cannonball 2
cursed dirty joke scroll 1
cursed piece of thirteen 1
cursed voodoo skull 1
cyber-mattock 5
cyborg stompin' boot 1
cyclops eyedrops 5
Daffy Taffy 15
daisy 1
dance card 12
dangerous jerkcicle 558
Danglin' Chad's loincloth 2
dark potion 309
das boot 1
dead guy's watch 7
dead lights pie 41
deadly lampshade 6
decaying goldfish liver 244
decaying wooden oar 1
decorative fountain 29
defective skull 1
dehydrated caviar 21
delectable catalyst 24
delicious comfit? 1
delicious noodles 15
delicious salad 26
delicious shimmering moth 2
delicious spicy noodles 10
demon skin 1,405
demon whip 1
demon-horned hat 2
demonskin trousers 1
denim axe 4
dense meat crossbow 2
dense meat staff 3
dense meat sword 2
dented harmonica 25
deodorant 4
depantsing bomb 4
depleted Grimacite astrolabe 1
depleted Grimacite grappling hook 1
depleted Grimacite gravy boat 2
depleted Grimacite hammer 1
depleted Grimacite ninja mask 1
depleted Grimacite shinguards 1
depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt 1
depleted uranium seal figurine 1
desiccated apricot 39
designer handbag 5
desktop zen garden 5
detective skull 1
devilish folio 3
dew yoana salacious lei 1
diamond-studded cane 330
Dickory Farms Gift Basket 13
didgeridooka 6
digital key lime pie 1
digital underground potion 2
dill 77
dingy planks 11
dire fudgesicle 14
dirty hobo gloves 283
disassembled clover 474
disbelief suspenders 1
Disco 'Fro Pick 1
disco ball 10
disco mask 7
disease 57
disembodied brain 23
disembodied smile 2
dishrag 4
distilled fortified wine 6
disturbing fanfic 2
Divine 1
divine blowout 119
divine can of silly string 251
divine champagne flute 98
divine champagne popper 103
divine cracker 101
divine noisemaker 204
diving muff 3
Dolphin King's crown 6
dolphin whistle 11
donkey flipbook 3
dope gangsta bling-bling 1
dope wheels 2
Double Bacon Beelzeburger 2
double-barreled sling 6
double-ice box 1
double-ice britches 1
double-ice cap 2
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 7
drab sonata 14
draggin' ball hat 16
dragon snaps 12
dragonfish caviar 1
Dramatic™ range 12
dreadlock whip 1
dried face 37
Drowsy Sword 12
drum machine 3
dry noodles 1,424
drywall axe 7
ducha de oro 15
duck-on-a-string 1
duct tape 27
duct tape buckler 1
duct tape dockers 1
duct tape fedora 1
duct tape shirt 1
duct tape sword 2
duct tape wallet 1
dull fish scale 23
dungeoneer's dungarees 2
dusty animal skull 1
dusty bottle of Marsala 15
dusty bottle of Merlot 24
dusty bottle of Muscat 10
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 24
dusty bottle of Port 30
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 4
dusty fourth caudal vertebra 1
dusty fourth lumbar vertebra 1
dusty left clavicle 1
dusty left eleventh rib 2
dusty left fifth rib 1
dusty left scapula 1
dusty left second front claw 1
dusty left ulna 1
dusty ninth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty right eleventh rib 1
dusty right fourth front claw 1
dusty right humerus 1
dusty right third rear claw 1
dusty right tibia 1
dusty seventh thoracic vertebra 1
dusty sixth cervical vertebra 1
dusty sixth thoracic vertebra 1
dwarf bread 32
dwarvish magazine 24
dwarvish war helmet 1
dwarvish war kilt 1
dwarvish war mattock 2
Dyspepsi grenade 6
Dyspepsi-Cola 96
Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations 1
easter egg balloon 11
eel battery 40
eel sauce 12
eel skin 5
eelskin hat 1
eelskin pants 1
eelskin shield 1
effervescent potion 276
eggbeater 2
eggnog 111
El Vibrato power sphere 1
El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) 9
El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) 5
El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) 4
El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) 13
El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) 5
El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) 2
El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) 5
El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) 17
El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) 11
El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) 13
elephant stinger 4
Elf Farm Raffle ticket 1
Ellsbury's journal 1
Ellsbury's skull 1
Elmley shades 1
elven limbos gingerbread 1
elven cellocello 15
elven hardtack 20
elven magi-pack 336
elven medi-pack 342
elven moonshine 2
elven socks 1
elven squeeze 26
elven suicide capsule 11
elven whittling knife 1
empty agua de vida bottle 32
empty Cloaca-Cola bottle 54
empty meat tank 4
enchanted bean 9
enchanted brass knuckles 1
enchanted eyepatch 1
enchanted leopard-print barbell 2
enchanted toothpick 8
enchantlers 1
encoder ring 1
energy drink IV 8
ennui-flavored potato chips 373
enormous belt buckle 9
enormous hoop earring 30
Ent cider 140
especially salty dog 1
essential cameraderie 2
essential soy 1
evil golden arch 1,238
evil golden arches 14
evil teddy bear 14
evil teddy bear sewing kit 2
exploding hacky-sack 14
extra-greasy slider 2
extra-large palm-frond toupee 1
extra-potent gremlin mutagen 1
extra-spicy bloody mary 11
eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest 3
eXtreme meat crossbow 1
eXtreme meat staff 1
eXtreme meat sword 1
eXtreme mittens 15
eXtreme nose ring 1
eXtreme scarf 7
eye of newt 29
eye of the Tiger-lily 4
eye-pod 1
eyedrops of the ermine 6
eyedrops of the ocelot 3
f3d0r4 1
facehugging alien 23
facsimile dictionary 2
fairy gravy boat 3
fake blood 9
fake fake vomit 7
fake hand 1
fake plastic grass 1
false eyelashes 1
fancy ball mask 1
fancy bath salts 65
fancy chocolate car 7
fancy dress ball 33
fancy opera glasses 12
fancy seashell necklace 1
fat bottom quark 18
fat stacks of cash 7
fat wallet 6
felt 2
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots 4
fermenting powder 68
ferret bait 20
fertilized ghuol egg 1
festive sausage 2
fetid feather 1
fettucini Inconnu 2
fez of etymology 2
Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy 2
figurine of a charred seal 17
figurine of a cold seal 13
figurine of a cute baby seal 19
figurine of a shadowy seal 8
figurine of a sleek seal 9
figurine of a slippery seal 2
figurine of a stinking seal 6
figurine of a wretched-looking seal 21
figurine of an ancient seal 1
figurine of an armored seal 21
filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") 3
filth-encrusted futon 2
filthy corduroys 2
filthy knitted dread sack 1
filthy lucre 1
filthy pestle 20
filthy poultice 12
fine wine 19
finger cuffs 10
finger cymbals 4
fire flower 1
fire poi 1
fish bazooka 1
fish juice box 41
fish scimitar 1
fish-liver oil 641
fishy fish casserole 5
fizzy potion 279
flamin' bindle 2
flaming crutch 358
flaming glowsticks 1
flaming mushroom 3
flaming talons 10
Flan in the Moon 10
flange 1
flaregun 57
flat dough 4
flavored foot massage oil 252
flimsy clipboard 23
floaty inverse geode 2
floaty pebbles 4
floaty rock 4
floaty sand 30
floaty stone sphere 1
floorboard cruft 9
floral print shirt 3
flower petal pie 1
flowing hippy skirt 1
flute of flat champagne 26
flyest of shirts 1
flytrap pellet 9
foam dart 229
foam noodle 1
foolscap fool's cap 1
foon of frigidity 1
football helmet 1
fortune cookie 34
fossilized baboon skull 22
fossilized bat skull 28
fossilized demon skull 15
fossilized limb 112
fossilized serpent skull 27
fossilized spider skull 13
fossilized spike 30
fossilized spine 17
fossilized torso 99
fossilized wing 44
fossilized wyrm skull 30
Frat Army FGF 4
frayed rope belt 2
freezerburned ice cube 1
freezin' bindle 2
fricasseed brains 1
frigid air mattress 2
frigid fudgepuck 36
frigid hankyū 1
frigid ninja stars 9
frilly shirt 3
frilly skirt 5
Frosty's carrot 1
Frosty's iceball 1
Frosty's nailbat 1
Frosty's old silk hat 2
Frosty's snowball sack 1
frozen banquet 23
frozen mushroom 4
frozen nunchaku 1
fruitcake 101
fruity girl swill 1
fry-oil-flavored Hob-O 20
fudge bunny 13
fudge cube 1
fudge lily 19
fudge spork 1
fudgecule 51,984
Fudgie Roll 1
full meat tank 1
funky dried mushroom 22
funny paper hat 1
furniture dolly 6
furry fur 54
furry pants 2
fuzzbump 15
Fuzzby 1
fuzzy dice 8
ga-ga radio 2
Gaia beads 2
Game Grid ticket 1
Game Grid token 1
garish pinky ring 7
gas balloon 14
gator skin 21
gatorskin umbrella 9
gauze garter 67
gauze hammock 1
gauze shorts 2
Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire 2
gearbox necklace 2
Genalen™ Bottle 26
ghuol ears 1
ghuol egg 1
ghuol egg quiche 7
ghuol guolash 4
ghuol-ear kabob 1
giant book of ancient carols 1
giant cactus quill 2
giant candy cane 6
giant designer sunglasses 11
giant discarded bottlecap 4
giant discarded plastic fork 2
giant discarded torn-up glove 2
giant driftwood sculpture 1
giant fishhook 1
giant foam finger 1
giant marshmallow 1
giant moxie weed 9
giant needle 25
giant pinky ring 5
gilded ancient cursed chest 2
gimlet 2
gin-soaked blotter paper 1
gingerbread bugbear 108
gingerbread horror 101
gingerbread house 2
gingerbread mutant bugbear 3
ginormous pumpkin 7
Glass Balls of the Goblin King 4
glass of baboon milk 47
glass of goat's milk 31
glass of warm water 26
glistening fish meat 84
glob of green slime 49
globe of Deep Sauce 2
glowing frisbee 2
glowing red eye 1
gnatloaf 3
gnatloaf casserole 4
gnatwing 9
gnatwing earring 2
gnauga hide 39
gnoll lips 19
gnoll teeth 16
gnoll-tooth necklace 2
Gnollish autoplunger 3
Gnollish casserole dish 98
Gnollish flyswatter 10
Gnollish pie server 7
Gnollish pie tin 172
Gnollish slotted spoon 11
Gnollish toolbox 14
Gnomish toolbox 1
Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer 2
Go-Wassail 427
goat 1
goat beard 1
goat cheese 30
goat cheese pizza 19
goat cheese taco 6
goatskin umbrella 5
gob of wet hair 79
goblin autoblowgun 4
goblin hunting spear 2
gold lamé pants 16
googly eye 2
googly-ball hat 1
googly-heart hat 1
googly-star hat 1
Gordon Bennett 1
goth kid t-shirt 4
GOTO 6
goulauncher 1
gr8ps 15
grapefruit 150
grapes 149
grass blade 2
grass clippings 11
grass hat 1
grass skirt 1
grass whistle 1
grassy cutlass 24
Grateful Undead T-shirt 1
graveyard snowglobe 1
Great Ball of Frozen Fire 1
green balloon 1
green beer 15
green BRICKO brick 1
green candy heart 26
green candygram 2
Green Clover of Justice 2
green eggnog 1
green gummi ingot 72
green pixel 80
green pixel potion 6
green pixie spog 1
green smoke bomb 1
green-frosted astral cupcake 2
gremlin juice 35
gremlin mutagen 2
grog 16
groose grease 25
groovy prism necklace 1
grouchy restless spirit 23
groupie bra 6
groupie lipstick 15
groupie spangles 17
grue egg 2
grue egg omelette 8
grumpy old man charrrm 11
grumpy old man charrrm bracelet 1
grungy bandana 32
grungy flannel shirt 10
guitar pick 1
Gummi-Gnauga 1
Gummy Brains 10
guy made of bee pollen 3
gyroscope 46
hair of the fish 2
hair spray 2
hairy staff 2
half-baked potion 16
half-empty carton of milk 72
half-orchid 6
half-rotten brain 1
half-sized guitar 2
halfberd 2
hamethyst 10
handful of confetti 16
handful of hand chalk 2,184
handful of moss 4
handful of nuts and berries 2
handful of pine needles 7
handful of sand 45
handful of sawdust 77
handful of walnuts 128
handsomeness potion 3
happiness 3
Happy Birthday, Claude! cake 1
harem girl t-shirt 3
headhunter necktie 1
heart necklace 6
heart of dark chocolate 1
heart of the volcano 1
heart-shaped balloon 1
heavy D 55
heavy leather-bound tome 1
heavy metal sonata 1
heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr 1
heavy necklace chain 1
Hell broth 1
Hell ramen 1
hellion cube 1,220
hellseal claw 177
hellseal whisker 163
helm of the white knight 2
helmet recipe 35
helmet turtle 7
hemp net 3
hemp string 10
henna face paint 2
herb brownies 33
herbal stuffing 23
herbs 1,085
hermit permit 5
herringcello 21
hibernating robot reindeer 1
hideous egg 2
high-pressure seltzer bottle 4
high-resistance ultrapolymer plating 2
hill of beans 39
hippo whip 1
hippopotamus skin 22
Hippy Army MPE 25
hippy bongo 2
hippy herbal tea 12
hippy medical kit 6
hippy protest button 6
Hodgman's almanac 1
Hodgman's blanket 2
Hodgman's cane 1
Hodgman's harmonica 1
Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times 1
Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top 1
Hodgman's metal detector 1
Hodgman's varcolac paw 1
holiday cheese log 1
Hollandaise helmet 7
homeopathic healing powder 1
hopping socks 2
horizontal tango 16
hors d'oeuvre tray 3
hot date 8
hot katana blade 1,184
hot nuggets 10
hot plate 1
hot wad 8
hot wing 2,393
hovering sombrero 1
huge pumpkin 14
huge spoon 6
hypodermic needle 5
ice stein 2
ice-cold six-pack 8
Iiti Kitty phone charm 5
imitation crab crate 16
imitation crab meat 335
imitation nice watch 1
immense cyborg hand 1
imp air 12
Imp Ale 4,451
imp unity ring 1
incredibly creepy marionette 1
infant sandworm 1
infernal fife 463
infernal insoles 333
infernal toilet brush 1
inflatable baseball bat 1
inflatable duck 1
ink bladder 3
insane tophat 1
insanely spicy bean burrito 3
interesting-looking twig 1
irate sombrero 2
iron pasta spoon 1
ironic battle spoon 11
ironic jogging shorts 13
irradiated candy cane 5
jabañero pepper 1
jabañero-flavored chewing gum 22
jack flapper 4
Jack-in-the-box 21
jar full of wind 5
jar of anniversary jam 1
jar of fermented pickle juice 2
jar of squeeze 5
Jarlsberg's earring 5
Jarlsberg's key lime pie 10
jawbruiser 5
Jawmaster 2000™ 1
jerky coins 489
jewelry-making pliers 1
jingle bell 1
Jocko Homo's head 1
Jolly Roger charrrm 3
Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet 20
jug of baconstone juice 1
jug of Gnomochloric acid 9
Juju Mojo Mask 2
Jumbo Dr. Lucifer 3
jumbo olive 1
jumping bean taco 4
jungle drum 2
juniper berries 14
keg shield 1
Kentucky-fried meat staff 1
Kentucky-fried meat sword 1
ketchup 19
ketchup hound 12
kick-ass kicks 1
kickback cookbook 1
killing feather 40
Kissin' Cousins 3
kite 31
Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card 1
kiwi 63
kneecapping stick 1
knob bugle 7
Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar 2
Knob Goblin elite helm 1
Knob Goblin elite pants 2
Knob Goblin elite polearm 1
Knob Goblin elite shirt 24
Knob Goblin firecracker 4
Knob Goblin harem pants 7
Knob Goblin harem veil 7
Knob Goblin love potion 6
Knob Goblin lunchbox 2
Knob Goblin melon baller 10
Knob Goblin pants 5
Knob Goblin perfume 14
Knob Goblin scimitar 6
Knob Goblin seltzer 10
Knob Goblin spatula 14
Knob Goblin steroids 6
Knob Goblin superseltzer 5
Knob Goblin tongs 49
Knob Goblin Uberpants 1
Knob Goblin visor 11
Knob jelly donut 5
knob ka-bobs 27
Knob lo mein 8
Knob mushroom 262
knob mushroom wine 2
Knob nuts 4
Knob sausage 59
Knob sausage stir-fry 24
Knob shroomkabob 1
Knob stir-fry 15
Knoll lo mein 2
Knoll mushroom 240
knoll mushroom wine 2
Knoll shroomkabob 10
Knoll stir-fry 10
knuckle sandwich 1
kumquartz 43
kumquartz ring 1
kumquat 35
kumquat supersucker 1
ladle of mystery 1
large box 29
large cocoa eggshell fragment 1
laser-broiled pear 12
lavender candy heart 26
lawnmower blade 2
lead necklace 14
leaf 1
leaf of grass 6
leather aviator's cap 2
leather bookmark 1
leather chaps 1
leather mask 272
leathery bat skin 41
leathery cat skin 49
leathery rat skin 9
leftover Crimbo rations 1
leftovers of indeterminate origin 11
lemon 381
lemon meringue pie 1
length of string 1
lesser grodulated violet 104
Let Me Be! 2
lewd playing card 9
Li'l Businessman Kit 1
libation of liveliness 3
Libram of BRICKOs 2
Libram of Divine Favors 1
Libram of Love Songs 1
Libram of Resolutions 1
licorice garrote 3
licorice root 24
lihc eye 1
lihc eye pie 6
lihc face 23
limburger biker boots 2
lime 17
lime supersucker 1
lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum 19
line 183
linoleum crossbow string 1
linoleum meat stack 10
linoleum ore 100
linoleum staff 1
linoleum sword 1
lion oil 12
little paper umbrella 331
little parachute guy 10
liver and let pie 26
llama lama gong 421
Loathing Legion knife 2
Lobster qua Grill 3
Lockenstock™ sandals 3
lollipop cufflinks 1
lollipop stick 48
long pork 6
long pork casserole 6
long pork chop sandwiches 2
long skinny balloon 9
longhaired hippy wig 1
loose teeth 135
Lord of the Flies-sized fries 1
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 11
los chinos 3
lotion of coldness 1
lotion of hotness 1
lotion of sleaziness 1
lotion of spookiness 1
lotion of stench 1
Loudmouth Larry Lamprey 206
love song of disturbing obsession 77
love song of icy revenge 89
love song of naughty innuendo 13
love song of smoldering passion 84
love song of sugary cuteness 76
love song of vague ambiguity 73
lovecat tail 1
lowercase N 27
lucky bottlecap 2
lucky rabbit's foot 10
Lucky Surprise Egg 85
lumbering jack 1
lump of coal 45
lump of Saccharine Maple sap 1
lupine sword 2
Mad Train wine 48
Mae West 1
magic lamp 5
magic whistle 15
magical ice cubes 439
magicalness-in-a-can 4
magilaser blastercannon 4
MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech 5
magnifying glass 1
magnolia blossom 235
maid head 7
maiden wig 4
Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit 1
makeshift cape 1
makeshift castanets 1
makeshift skirt 2
makeshift turban 2
mandarina colada 3
Manetwich 9
many-eyed glasses 1
maple leaf 1
maple syrup 5
margarita 2
mariachi G-string 8
mariachi hat 7
marinara jug 1
marine aquamarine 2
marionette collective 1
marshmallow 156
marshmallow flambé 3
martini 35
Marvin's marvelous pill 1
marzipan skull 90
massive sitar 1
mauve plastic oyster egg 2
mauve polka-dot oyster egg 3
mauve striped oyster egg 2
Maxing, Relaxing 3
Maxwell's Silver Hammer 3
Mayflower bouquet 1
mayfly bait necklace 1
McMillicancuddy's Special Lager 10
meat cowboy hat 2
Meat detector 1
meat engine 7
meat face 1
meat from yesterday 3
meat golem 1
Meat maid 3
Meat maid body 1
meat paste 129
meat st‰¿bing club 7
meat stack 42
meat vortex 81
meatcar model 1
meatloaf helmet 1
meatsmithing guide 1
meatspout staff 1
meaty helmet turtle 1
Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs 20
megatofu 80
Meleegra™ pills 38
melon-infused sake 1
melted Jell-o shot 82
memory of a C 18
memory of a CA base pair 1
memory of a CG base pair 4
memory of a CT base pair 3
memory of a G 21
memory of a GT base pair 3
memory of a T 12
memory of an A 10
memory of an AG base pair 3
memory of an AT base pair 3
memory of some delicious amino acids 25
menudo 1
Mer-kin digpick 1
Mer-kin fastjuice 15
Mer-kin healscroll 17
Mer-kin hidepaint 4
Mer-kin hookspear 18
Mer-kin killscroll 9
Mer-kin pinkslip 2
Mer-kin prayerbeads 5
Mer-kin pressureglobe 2
Mer-kin takebag 19
Mer-kin thingpouch 4
mesh cap 8
metallic A 3
metallic foil radar dish 1
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler 6
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub 9
milk of magnesium 2
milky potion 298
mime soul fragment 14
mind flayer corpse 27
miner's helmet 17
miner's pants 28
Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot 1
mint-condition magic wand 1
mirrored aviator shades 1
misfit dolly 1
Mob Penguin cellular phone 2
Mohawk wig 4
moist sailor's cap 6
mole molé 1
mole skin notebook 5
molotov cocktail cocktail 17
Mon Tiki 1
monkey wrench 4
monomolecular yo-yo 60
Monstar energy beverage 56
monster bait 12
Moon Pie 10
moonglasses 1
Moonthril Schnapps 10
Moping Artistic Goth Kid 2
Mortimer's nostrum 24
mother's little helper 5
motivational poster 6
moxie weed 99
Mr. Joe's bangles 1
Mr. Mediocrebar 5
MSG 84
mugcake 1
mummy mask 2
mummy wrapping 40
murky potion 292
mushroom fermenting solution 25
mushroom pizza 2
My Own Pen Pal kit 1
mylar scout drone 35
mysterious chest 1
mysterious silver lapel pin 1
nanite-infested candy cane 95
nanite-infested eggnog 90
nanite-infested fruitcake 98
nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear 103
nanofiber cloth 12
natural fennel soda 11
naughty paper shuriken 2
Necrotelicomnicon 2
Neuromancer 1
neurostim pill 36
night-vision goggles 4
ninja hot pants 331
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II 3
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III 5
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV 3
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI 3
nothing-in-the-box 16
nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box 2
Now and Earlier 15
Nuclear Blastball 28
nurse's hat 1
nutty organic salad 19
obsidian dagger 11
ocarina of space 6
ocean motion 20
octopus's spade 6
off-white polka-dot oyster egg 1
office-supply crossbow 1
oil of oiliness 136
Oil of Parrrlay 40
ointment of the occult 3
Ol' Scratch's ash can 2
Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork 2
Ol' Scratch's manacles 1
Ol' Scratch's ol' britches 1
Ol' Scratch's salad fork 2
Ol' Scratch's stove door 1
Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat 1
old coin purse 15
old leather wallet 7
old sweatpants 7
olive 219
olive lo mein 1
onion shurikens 3
oozenog 5
opera mask 2
Operation Patriot Shield 1
orange 250
orange candy heart 24
orange candygram 1
orange peel hat 1
Orange Star of Sacrifice 3
orange-frosted astral cupcake 5
Orcish meat locker 1
original G 10
ornate ancient cursed chest 1
Oscus's dumpster waders 1
Oscus's flypaper pants 1
Oscus's garbage can lid 1
Oscus's pelt 1
oven mitts 4
overclocked avian microprocessor 1
overcookie 7
oversized fish scaler 1
oversized pipe 17
oversized pizza cutter 13
ovoid leather thing 57
oyster basket 2
oyster egg balloon 5
Pack of Alice's Army Cards 98
pack of chewing gum 5
pack of KWE trading card 4
pack of pogs 45
packet of pumpkin seeds 1
PADL Phone 1
painful penne pasta 1
paint bomb 42
pair of bolt cutters 2
pair of pearidot earrings 1
palm frond 1
palm-frond cloak 2
palm-frond fan 1
palm-frond net 1
palm-frond toupee 1
palm-frond whip 1
Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster 2
panhandle panhandling hat 1
pants kit 20
pants of the Slug Lord 7
papaya sling 11
papaya slung 1
papaya taco 3
paperclip 43
paperclip cape 1
paperclip pants 1
paperclip sproinger 2
paperclip turban 1
paperclip-on tie 1
parasitic claw 2
parasitic headgnawer 1
parasitic strangleworm 1
parasitic tentacles 1
party hat 4
passable elf mask 3
pasta spoon 7
Pasta Spoon of Peril 1
pat-a-cake pendant 12
patchouli incense stick 94
patchouli oil bomb 21
peace-sign necklace 2
peach 172
peach pie 2
peanut brittle shield 14
pear 173
pear supersucker 1
pear tart 1
pearidot 48
pebblebräu 2
penguin focaccia bread 19
penguin skin 6
penguin thesaurus 1
penguin whip 1
Penultimate Fantasy chest 8
peppermint patty 1
peppermint sprout 115
perforated battle paddle 1
perpendicular hula 22
personalized birthday cake 1
personalized coffee mug 278
pet rock 12
pet rock "Snooty" disguise 1
petrified noodles 1
phat turquoise bead 28
phat turquoise bracelet 3
philosopher's scone 15
philter of phorce 3
phish stick 3
phonics down 9
photoprotoneutron torpedo 4
physiostim pill 73
Pick-O-Matic lockpicks 13
pickle-flavored chewing gum 22
picture of a dead guy's girlfriend 1
Piddles 28
pie crust 36
piece of wedding cake 13
piercing post 6
pig-iron shinguards 1
pile of candy 20
pile of dusty animal bones 8
pile of gold coins 5
pile of jumping beans 16
Pine-Fresh air freshener 32
pink candy heart 28
Pink Heart of Spirit 1
pink plastic baby 1
pink pony 22
pink-belly slapper 9
pink-frosted astral cupcake 8
piping organ pie 76
pirate pelvis 13
pirate skull 1
pirate tract 1
pitchfork 5
pixel cross 9
pixel hat 1
pixel holy water 7
pixel morning star 1
pixel pants 1
pixel stopwatch 1
pixel sword 1
pixel whip 2
pixellated candy heart 11
pixellated moneybag 9
plain pizza 87
plastic Crimbo reindeer 1
plastic cup of beer 135
plastic guitar 10
plastic spider ring 1
plastic vampire fangs 1
plot hole 42
plum 151
plum wine 8
plump juicy grub 4
plush alielf 1
plush alien hamsterpus 1
plush dogcat 1
plush ferrelf 1
plush hamsterpus 1
plush mutated alielf 1
pocket theremin 1
pocketwatch on a chain 4
pog #01 (spider) 7
pog #02 (Knob goblin) 7
pog #03 (warwelf) 11
pog #05 (ninja snowman) 7
pog #06 (filthy hippy) 6
pog #07 (orcish frat boy) 11
pog #08 (hellion) 14
pog #09 (pirate) 8
pog #10 (hobo) 7
pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) 5
pointed stick 1
pointy mushroom 69
pointy red hat 4
poison pen 3
poisonous caviar 5
Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip 7
Pokëmann figurine: Duck 6
Pokëmann figurine: Frank 2
Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump 1
Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking 6
Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan 4
Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap 10
Pokëmann figurine: Nothing 6
Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu 12
Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth 4
Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf 7
Pokëmann figurine: Twitter 3
Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite 8
Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth 5
polka-dot bow tie 1
poltergeist-in-the-jar-o 6
polyalloy shield 1
poodle skirt 1
pool cue 8
pool of liquid metal 28
popsicle stick 3
pork elf goodies sack 1
porquoise 12
porquoise ring 1
portable photocopier 12
possessed top 48
potato pistol 1
potato sprout 8
potion of potency 6
potted cactus 1
potted fern 1
pottery club 1
pottery hat 1
pottery shield 1
pottery training pants 2
pottery yo-yo 1
poultrygeist 3
poutine 3
powdered donut 18
powdered organs 24
powdered wig 3
pr0n cocktail 7
pr0n legs 25
pr0n m4nic0tti 6
pr0n stir-fry 19
pr0n taco 1
pregnant mushroom 3
pretty bouquet 2
pretty flower 3
pristine fish scale 1
probability potion 6
procrastination potion 9
prosthetic forehead 4
protein paste 7
puce striped oyster egg 1
puff of smoke 1
pufferfish spine 1
pulled porquoise earring 1
pulsing flesh 5
pumpkin 162
pumpkin beer 22
pumpkin bomb 1
pumpkin juice 3
purple prose pen 7
purple-frosted astral cupcake 7
pygmy blowgun 5
pygmy nose-bone 4
pygmy pygment 13
pygmy spear 5
quadroculars 1
quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments 2
queen cookie 2
Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit 10
radium-flavored potato chips 194
Raggedy Hippy doll 1
rainbow bomb 2
rainbow crossbow 2
rainbow tie 1
Rainbow's Gravity 1
raisin 2
Ralph IX cognac 2
ram horns 7
ram stick 2
Ram's Face Lager 13
ram-battering staff 1
raspberry beret 1
rat appendix 18
rat appendix kabob 6
rat appendix stir-fry 8
rat scrapple 1
rattail whip 1
ravioli della hippy 13
ravioli hat 6
razor-sharp can lid 31
razor-tipped yo-yo 2
really dense meat stack 6
really really sticky spider web 1
really sticky spider web 3
really thick bandage 1
red gummi ingot 72
red paisley oyster egg 1
red pixel 1
red polka-dot oyster egg 1
Red Rover BB gun 11
red-and-green sweater 12
redrum 44
reflection of a map 1
Regular Cloaca Cola 2
reodorant 92
repeating crossbow 1
resolution: be feistier 1
resolution: be happier 1
resolution: be kinder 1
resolution: be luckier 1
resolution: be more adventurous 1
resolution: be sexier 23
resolution: be smarter 12
resolution: be stronger 18
resolution: be wealthier 21
respected companion biscuit 11
rewinged stab bat 2
rhinestone cowboy shirt 1
rib of the Bonerdagon 2
rice bowl 1
ridiculously huge sword 18
ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon 1
rigid carapace 5
ring of adornment 8
ring of aggravate monster 84
ring of cold resistance 8
ring of conflict 8
ring of fire resistance 12
ring of gain strength 10
ring of half-assed regeneration 7
ring of increase damage 8
ring of teleportation 1
roasted marshmallow 118
roboduck-on-a-string 5
rock 1
Rock Pops 11
rockfish stomach 2
rockin' wagon 14
rocky raccoon 7
rogue swarmer 42
roll in the hay 19
roll of Hob-Os 22
roll of toilet paper 59
rolling pin 1
rough fish scale 3
round green sunglasses 1
royal jelly 23
royal jelly taco 2
rubber axe 7
rubber WWBD? bracelet 1
rubber WWSPD? bracelet 1
rubber WWtNSD? bracelet 2
ruby W 1,142
rum and cola 21
rum barrel charrrm 2
rusty bonesaw 2
rusty compass 1
rusty grave robbing shovel 1
rusty hedge trimmers 2
rusty speargun 1
rusty valve wheel 1
sabre teeth 1
sabre-toothed lime cub 2
Saccharine Maple pendant 2
sack of doorknobs 1
Safari Jack's moustache 2
Saison du Lune 10
sake bomb 61
salacious lychee chuhai 1
salacious screwdiver 1
salamander spleen 34
salinated mint julep 4
salty dog 3
sand dollar 187
sandwich of the gods 2
sane hatrack 1
sangria 1
saucepan 48
sausage bomb 19
sausage pizza 28
sausage wonton 95
savoy truffle 5
sawblade fragment 35
sawblade shield 4
Scalp of Gorgolok 1
scary death orb 1
scented massage oil 9
Schmalz's First Prize Beer 2
scintillating powder 4
scorpion whip 2
scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker 1
scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker 12
scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker 1
Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome 1
scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker 1
scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker 13
scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker 17
screwdriver 33
scroll of drastic healing 120
scroll of pasta summoning 10
scrumdiddlyumptious solution 1
scrumptious reagent 578
sea avocado 4
sea blueberry 5
sea carrot 3
sea cauliflower 5
sea cucumber 4
sea grease 5
sea honeydew 3
sea lychee 3
sea persimmon 4
sea radish 5
sea salt scrubs 1
seal-blubber candle 205
seal-brain elixir 1
seal-clubbing club 6
seal-skull helmet 10
seaode 49
secret blend of herbs and spices 777
security blankie 2
Senior Mints 6
Sensual Massage for Creeps 1
sequined fez 1
serum of sarcasm 3
sewer nuggets 171
sewer wad 56
sham champagne 13
shard of double-ice 144
shark jumper 1
shark tooth 7
shark tooth necklace 1
shaving cream 1
shimmering rainbow sand 2
shin gourds 1
shingle 16
shiny hood ornament 1,605
shiny ring 7
shiny stones 27
shiny tribal beads 18
shirt kit 20
shock collar 1
shot of blackberry schnapps 8
shot of flower schnapps 6
shot of grapefruit schnapps 2
shot of orange schnapps 7
shot of peach schnapps 1
shot of pear schnapps 1
shot of tomato schnapps 2
shredded hellseal hide 8
shrinking powder 1
shuddersword 1
silver keg 1
silver shrimp fork 5
silver tongue charrrm 36
sinewy crossbow string 10
Sinful Desires 3
sinister altar fragment 2
six pack of Mountain Stream 7
six tiny wedges of goat cheese 12
six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola 1
six-rainbow shield 1
sk8board 1
skate skates 8
skate skin 14
skeleton bone 69
skeleton key 1
skeleton key ring 7
skewer 279
skewer-mounted razor blade 3
skewered cat appendix 8
skirt / kilt kit 20
slab of sponge 14
slap and tickle 14
sleaze nuggets 19
sleaze wad 3
sleazy bindle 3
slick fish meat 6
slimy chest 4
slimy fermented bile bladder 2
slimy sweetbreads 5
slip 'n' slide 14
slow jam collection 12
slug of rum 19
slug of shochu 19
slug of vodka 7
small box 14
small leather glove 6
smart skull 32
smoked potsherd 10
smoky potion 207
smut orc keepsake box 1
snake 3
snake shield 1
snapdragon pistil 4
snarling wolf shield 2
Sneaky Pete's breath spray 14
Sneaky Pete's key lime pie 8
snifter of thoroughly aged brandy 32
snorkel 6
Snow Queen Crown 2
snowboarder pants 1
soft green echo eyedrop antidote 39
software glitch 5
soggy seed packet 39
solid gold bowling ball 6
solid gold pegleg 18
sonar-in-a-biscuit 8
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