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Display Case for BlueThunder (#1342228)
This player is a member of the clan The Guild Clan.

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BlueThunder (#1342228)
This player has 3,258 unique items and 250,401 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"DRINK ME" potion 952
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 10
1-ball 25
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 50
2-ball 30
25-meat staff 1
3-ball 18
30669 scroll 112
33398 scroll 122
334 scroll 195
37x37x37 puzzle cube 10
4-ball 29
4-d camera 1
4-dimensional guitar 50
4:20 bomb 1
5-ball 25
6-ball 23
64067 scroll 1
668 scroll 14
7-ball 19
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 42
8-ball 102
9-ball 1
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes 2
a butt tuba 17
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 1
a little sump'm sump'm 2
abandoned candy 20
abominable blubber 9
abominable snowcone 12
accidental cider 5
acid-squirting flower 11
acoustic guitarrr 57
actual reality goggles 6
adder bladder 158
adorable seal larva 3
aerated diving helmet 1
airblaster gun 6
albatross necklace 1
Alewife™ Ale 1
Alice's Army Alchemist 37
Alice's Army Bowman 15
Alice's Army Cleric 21
Alice's Army Coward 15
Alice's Army Dervish 10
Alice's Army Guard 37
Alice's Army Halberder 46
Alice's Army Hammerman 19
Alice's Army Horseman 19
Alice's Army Lanceman 19
Alice's Army Mad Bomber 40
Alice's Army Martyr 8
Alice's Army Ninja 33
Alice's Army Nurse 29
Alice's Army Page 41
Alice's Army Shieldmaiden 36
Alice's Army Sniper 8
Alice's Army Spearsman 38
Alice's Army Swordsman 39
Alice's Army Wallman 41
all-purpose cleaner 114
all-year sucker 1
alpha-mail pants 1
alphabet gum 63
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility 1
amber aviator shades 1
ammonite candy mold 1
ammonite fossil 7
amulet of extreme plot significance 57
Amulet of Yendor 192
ancient calendar fragment 1
ancient frozen dinner 4
ancient Magi-Wipes 65
ancient poisoned dart 34
ancient protein powder 161
Ancient Saucehelm 2
ancient spice 175
ancient stone fist 51
ancient stone head 33
ancient turtle shell helmet 1
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 1
Angelhair Culottes 2
Angry Farmer candy 484
Ankh of Badahnkadh 3
anniversary balsa wood socks 1
anniversary burlap belt 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
anniversary pewter cape 1
anniversary safety glass vest 1
anniversary tiny latex mask 1
annoying pitchfork 10
ant agonist 31
ant hoe 5
ant pick 1
ant pitchfork 2
ant rake 2
ant sickle 2
anti-anti-antidote 60
anticheese 6
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 6
antique bottle of cough syrup 1
antique bottle opener 5
antique greaves 118
antique hand mirror 8
antique helmet 105
antique packet of ketchup 1
antique painting of a landscape 4
antique pair of blue jeans 9
antique record album 6
antique shield 91
antique souvenir drawing 6
antique spear 101
aquaviolet jub-jub bird 1
Argarggagarg's fang 3
armgun 40
around the world 8
arrowgram 15
arrrgyle socks 17
artisanal limoncello 4
asbestos apron 4
asbestos crossbow 6
asbestos crossbow string 1
asbestos helmet turtle 1
asbestos ore 40
asbestos staff 3
asbestos stick 2
asbestos sword 8
asbestos sword hilt 1
ASCII shirt 18
Asleep in the Cemetery 13
asparagus knife 33
asshat 7
astral mushroom 77
astronaut pants 1
Atomic Comic 2
atomic vector plotter 1
Aura Libre 2
automatic catapult 1
awful poetry journal 327
Ax of L'rose 1
Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth 2
baby cuddlefish 1
baby killer bee 45
backwoods screwdriver 7
baconstone 4
baconstone earring 1
baconstone pendant 1
baconstone ring 1
bad-ass club 1
badass belt 57
badass pie 5
bag of airline peanuts 172
bag of bones 1
bag of Cheat-Os 181
bag of GORF 183
bag of GORP 177
bag of lard 5
bag of many confections 1
bag of QWOP 148
baggie of powdered sugar 478
balaclava 4
balaclava baklava 32
ball 1
ball-in-a-cup 1
balloon helmet 2
balloon monkey 5
balloon shield 1
balloon sword 3
ballpark hot daub 1
ballroom blintz 479
bamboo bokuto 1
banana 4
banana cream pie 1
banana daiquiri 1
banana peel 98
banana smoothie 1
banana supersucker 1
bananagate 30
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 2
baneful bandolier 2
banjo strings 2
baobab sap 1
bar skin 85
bar whip 4
barbed-wire fence 8
bargain flash powder 2
bark beret 1
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 1
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 1
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 7
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 2
barrrnacle 55
barskin buckler 1
barskin cloak 1
barskin hat 1
barskin loincloth 1
barskin tent 2
Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler 25
Barulio's bottle 11
baseball 61
Bash-Ōs boxtop 1
basic meat fez 1
basic meat helmet 1
basic meat pants 1
basic meat skirt 1
basic meat sword 1
bat guano 73
bat hat 2
bat whip 1
bat wing 142
bat-ass leather jacket 2
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 1
batblade 39
batgut 178
bath ball gift set 1
battered Crimbo Crate 2
battered old top-hat 1
Battlie Light Saver 1
bazookafish bubble gum 173
beach ball marble 1
beach glass bead 91
beach glass necklace 2
beanbag chair 1
beaten-up Chucks 1
beautiful soup 6
bed of coals 4
beefy fish meat 97
beer bomb 208
beer bong 37
beer cartilage 1
beer goggles 1
beer helmet 11
beer lens 34
beertini 7
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 2
begpwnia 162
beholed bedsheet 1
beige clambroth marble 1
bejeweled cufflinks 29
bejeweled pledge pin 11
belemnite candy mold 1
belemnite fossil 5
bellhop bell 11
Ben-Gal™ Balm 1
berries of suffering 10
berry-infused sake 1
bewitching boots 1
bezoar ring 1
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 3
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 1
BGE merchandise order form 16
BGE tiny plastic toy 1
bi-lateral logic compressor 1
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 4
big bad voodoo mask 15
big bass drum 15
big bundle of chamoix 7
Big Candy's tophat 1
big glob of skin 2
big red clown nose 40
big rock 3
big slimy cyst 169
big stick 3
bigger stick 1
bilge wine 5,802
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 1
bindlestocking 12
biomechanical crimborg helmet 1
biomechanical crimborg leg armor 1
bird rib 12
Bit O' Ectoplasm 78
bit of clingfilm 45
bit-o-cactus 47
bite-me-red lipstick 96
bitter pill 3
BitterSweetTarts 4
BittyCar MeatCar 1
Bjorn's Hammer 3
black & tan 22
black belt 1
black candy heart 68
black catseye marble 2
black cowboy hat 1
black eyedrops 12
black forest cake 35
black forest ham 36
black greaves 84
black helmet 77
black kettle drum 34
Black No. 2 119
black pension check 7
black pepper 20
black picnic basket 35
black pixel 565
black pudding 16
black shield 73
black snake skin 93
black snowcone 53
black spot 8
black sword 93
black-and-blue light 697
blackberry 275
blackberry combat boots 1
blackberry galoshes 1
blackberry moccasins 3
blackberry polite 1
blackberry slippers 1
Blackfly Chardonnay 36
blammer 1
blank fudge mold 15
Blatantly Canadian 20
blended frozen swill 3
blended frozen swill with a fly in it 1
blind-packed capsule toy 1
Bling of the New Wave 3
Blizzards I Have Died In 7
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 7
Blood 'n' Plenty 1
blood flower 3
Blood Light 22
bloody beer 9
bloody clown pants 46
bloody mary 10
Blue Diamond of Honesty 1
blue glowstick 10
blue paisley oyster egg 2
blue pixel 345
blue pixel potion 6
blue plasma ball 683
blue plastic baby 2
blue plastic oyster egg 2
blue polka-dot oyster egg 3
blue raspberry troll doll 1
blue shell 2
blue snowcone 419
blue striped oyster egg 2
blue suede shoes 2
blue velvet cake 1
blunt cat claw 1
blunt icepick 2
bobcat grenade 2
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
Bohemian rhapsody 3
boilermaker 2
bone chips 22
bone flute 53
bone rattle 23
bone spurs 1
Bone's Farm "wine" 21
boneana hammock 1
bonedanna 1
Bonerdagon necklace 5
booty chest charrrm 8,833
boozebomb 1
Boozehounds Anonymous token 1
borg sock monkey 5
Boris's Helm 1
Boris's key lime 10
Boris's key lime pie 7
Boris's ring 7
borrowed time 1
Boss Bat bling 12
Boss Bat britches 12
bottle of alcohol 114
bottle of antifreeze 8
bottle of black cat tonic 18
bottle of Blank-Out 39
bottle of bubbles 44
bottle of cooking sherry 5
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 16
bottle of fire 50
bottle of gin 89
bottle of goofballs 53
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 2
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 156
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 61
bottle of Mystic Shell 6
bottle of Ooze-O 16
bottle of Pete's Sake 10
bottle of Pinot Renoir 2
bottle of pirate juice 6
bottle of popskull 4
bottle of realpagne 5
bottle of rum 409
bottle of sake 1
bottle of sewage schnapps 93
bottle of single-barrel whiskey 3
bottle of tequila 77
bottle of ultravitamins 3
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 12
bottle of vodka 47
bottle of whiskey 103
bottle opener belt buckle 65
bottlecap turtle 1
bottled inspiration 32
boulder 13
bowl of cottage cheese 123
bowl of fishysoisse 9
bowl of rye sprouts 3
box 137
box of Familiar Jacks 3
box of hammers 3
box of Pokëmann band-aids 15
box of sunshine 29
box-in-the-box-in-the-box 2
boxed champagne 179
boxed wine 3,604
boxing glove 11
boxing glove on a spring 2
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 12
BRAINS shorts 8
brainwave-controlled unicorn horn 1
brainy skull 9
brand new key 2
brass dorsal fin 1
brazen bracelet 2
breaded beer 4
breath mint 14
Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air 18
brick 167
BRICKO airship 1
BRICKO bat 1
BRICKO brick 3,254
BRICKO bulwark 1
BRICKO cathedral 1
BRICKO elephant 1
BRICKO eye brick 937
BRICKO hat 1
BRICKO ooze 1
BRICKO oyster 1
BRICKO pants 1
BRICKO pearl 1
BRICKO pyramid 1
BRICKO python 1
BRICKO reactor 5
BRICKO sword 1
BRICKO turtle 1
BRICKO vacuum cleaner 1
briefcase 160
Bright Water 4
brine 48
broken clock 1
broken glass grenade 1
broken skull 105
broken sword 52
bronze breastplate 24
bronzed locust 43
brown pixel 5
brown sugar cane 1,480
bubble-wrap simulator 1
bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban 1
bubblewrap ore 5
bubblewrap sword 1
bubblin' crude 10
bubbling tempura batter 4
bubbly potion 166
bucket of anniversary lard 1
bucket of honey 21
bucket of wine 7
buckler buckle 1
buckyball 1
bugbear beanie 42
bugbear bungguard 37
bugbear detector 1
bugbear purification pill 10
bugged balaclava 1
bugged beanie 1
Bulky Buddy Box 8
bullet-proof corduroys 74
bum cheek 49
bumblebee marble 2
bunch of square grapes 39
buoybottoms 25
burrowgrub hive 2
burst hellseal brain 1
BURT 92
bus pass 16
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 5
C.B.F.G. 1
C.H.U.M. chum 37
C.H.U.M. knife 8
cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 1
cactus fruit 50
calavera concertina 1
calle de miel with a fly in it 1
Camp Scout pup tent 195
can of Binarrrca 25
can of CRIMBCOLA 4
can of depilatory cream 1
can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ 4
can of maces 5
can of Red Minotaur 20
can of spinach 13
can of Swiller 44
Can-Can skirt 5
can-can-in-a-can 4
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 30
can-you-dig-it? 1
candied kobold 84
candied yams 30
candy brain 88
candy cane 100
candy cane candygram 1
candy kneecapping stick 4
candy knuckles 3
candy stake 1
cannonball charrrm 1,990
canopic jar 10
canteen of wine 44
capacitor relay 1
carbon nanotube frame 1
carbonated soy milk 25
carbonated water lily 2,786
cardboard box turtle 1
cardboard katana 5
cardboard ore 9
cardboard sword 1
cardboard wakizashi 50
caret 1
carob cannon 1
carob chunk cookies 4
carob chunks 63
casino pass 34
cast 131
cat appendix 51
catgut 113
catskin buckler 3
catskin cap 1
caustic slime nodule 36
Cement Mixer 2
cement sandals 1
centipede eggs 55
Cerebral Culottes 1
chain-mail monokini 1
chainsaw chain 2
Chakra Libre 1
Chalice of the Malkovich Prince 3
chamoisole 5
chaos butterfly 681
charged magnet 1
charming flute 39
charpuce jub-jub bird 1
cheap cigar butt 9
cheap elven gloves 7
cheap plastic blowgun 1
cheap studded belt 719
cheap toaster 1
cheezburger 1
chef's hat 100
chef-in-the-box 2
cherry 488
Cherry Cloaca Cola 9
cherry pie 4
Chester's bag of candy 1
Chester's cutoffs 1
Chester's moustache 1
Chester's muscle shirt 1
Chester's sunglasses 1
chewing gum on a string 2
ChibiBuddy™ (off) 1
children of the candy corn 2
chintzy seal pendant 2
chiptune guitar 1
chitinous pod 1
chloroform rag 57
chlorophyll paste 1
chocolate cigar 11
chocolate disco ball 1
chocolate filthy lucre 67
chocolate frosted sugar bomb 1
chocolate saucepan 1
chocolate seal-clubbing club 3
chocolate stolen accordion 1
chocolate turtle totem 3
chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses 1
Choker of the Ultragoth 1
chopsticks 11
Chorale of Companionship 1
Chori Zo trading card 1
chorizo brownies 2
chorizo taco 32
chrome crossbow 11
chrome crossbow string 1
chrome helmet turtle 2
chrome ore 55
chrome staff 4
chrome stick 3
chrome sword 7
chrome sword hilt 3
chunk of depleted Grimacite 2
chunk of rock salt 290
Cinco Mayo Lager 1
circular CRIMBCOOKIE 3
citrus-infused sake 1
Claw of the Infernal Seal 3
clay peace-sign bead 65
clingfilm cap 1
clingfilm slippers 1
clingfilm tangle 1
clingfilm trousers 1
Cloaca grenade 18
Cloaca-Cola 2
Cloaca-Cola c-rations 1
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 12
Cloaca-Cola helmet 9
Cloaca-Cola knapsack 1
Cloaca-Cola shield 12
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife 1
clock-cleaning hammer 1
clockwork bartender-in-the-box 1
clockwork crossbow 1
clockwork hat 1
clockwork key 14
clockwork maid 10
clockwork pants 1
clockwork rings 1
clockwork trench coat 1
cloudy potion 308
clown hammer 200
clown shoes 27
clown skin 37
clown wig 3
clownskin belt 15
clownskin buckler 1
clownskin harness 1
club necklace 9
club of the five seasons 1
clumsiness bark 8
cob of corn 2
Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau 41
cocktail napkin 262
cocktail onion 17
cocoa egg 24
cocoa eggshell fragment 347
coconut bikini top 13
coconut shell 1,630
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 2
Codpiece of the Goblin King 11
coffin lid 39
cog 172
cog and sprocket assembly 2
Coily™ 7
Colander of Em-er'il 3
Cold Hots candy 139
cold ninja mask 10
cold nuggets 45
cold powder 2
cold wad 201
cold-filtered water 53
collection of tiny spooky objects 3
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 1
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 199
colorful plastic ball 1
Comet Drop 2
Comet Pop 1
comfy coffin 8
comfy pillow 1
communications windchimes 279
computronic processing unit 1
concentrated cordial of concentration 1
concentrated garbage juice 6
concentrated magicalness pill 5
confusing LED clock 10
control crystal 1
Cookbook of the Damned 10
cool cat claw 1
cool cat elixir 2
cool whip 55
Copper Alpha of Sincerity 1
copper ha'penny charrrm 1,941
cordial of concentration 1
corn holder 11
corncob pipe 7
corned-beef Reuben 23
cornuthaum 103
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 214
Corpse Island iced tea 12
corpse on the beach 24
corpsedriver 14
corpsetini 22
correction fluid 25
corroded breeches 1
corrosive cowl 1
corrupt club of corrupt corruption 1
corrupted data 24
cosmic paste 1
costume sword 18
cottage 2
cotton candy cone 3
cotton candy plug 1
cranberries 396
cranberry schnapps 3
crayon shavings 15
crazy little Turkish delight 208
cream pie 1
cream stout 20
creamsicle 71
creepy ginger ale 3
creepy voodoo doll 1
creepy-ass club 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) 3
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) 1
CRIMBCO lanyard 1
CRIMBCO mug 1
CRIMBCO wine 1
CRIMBCOIDS mints 3
CRIMBCOLOAF 7
Crimbo candied pecan 12
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 24
Crimbo fudge 9
Crimbo peppermint bark 13
Crimbo pie 4
Crimbo wreath 1
Crimbomination Contraption 1
crossbow string 1
crotchety pants 1
crowbar 8
crowbarrr 16
Crown of the Goblin King 42
crown-shaped beanie 2
crumbling rat skull 2
crumpled felt fedora 1
crusty hula hoop 5
crystal decanter 1
crystal skull 1
CSA all-purpose soap 172
CSA bravery badge 191
CSA cheerfulness ration 92
CSA discount card 167
CSA fire-starting kit 125
CSA obedience grenade 176
CSA scoutmaster's "water" 179
cube of billiard chalk 1
cup of hickory chicory 7
cup of infinite pencils 10
cup of primitive beer 143
cupcake-in-a-cup 8
curmudgel 15
cursed black pearl onion 23
cursed bottle of black-label rum 21
cursed bottle of rum 18
cursed breeches 1
cursed cannonball 25
cursed dirty joke scroll 20
cursed eyepatch 1
cursed piece of thirteen 14
cursed scrunchie 8
cursed sea biscuit 16
cursed voodoo skull 21
cyber-mattock 5
cyborg doll 4
cyborg stompin' boot 4
cymbal syrup 196
d10 1,088
d12 1,085
d20 1,060
d4 465
d6 1,052
d8 1,079
Daffy Taffy 90
dance card 116
dangerous jerkcicle 19
Danglin' Chad's loincloth 1
dark potion 382
das boot 1
dead guy's watch 71
deadly lampshade 6
decaying goldfish liver 172
deck of tropical cards 1
decorative fountain 99
defective skull 180
dehydrated caviar 468
delectable fire ant 1
delicious comfit? 1
delicious noodles 1
delicious salad 8
delicious shimmering moth 16
delicious spicy noodles 1
delicious stinkbug 35
deluxe fax machine 1
demon buckler 2
demon skin 225
demon whip 1
demon-horned hat 2
demonskin jacket 1
demonskin trousers 1
denim axe 4
dense meat stack 7
dented harmonica 23
deodorant 42
depantsing bomb 52
depleted Grimacite astrolabe 1
depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick 1
depleted uranium seal figurine 3
desiccated apricot 722
designer handbag 10
detective skull 1
detour shield 1
devilish folio 56
dew yoana lei 1
diamond necklace 9
diamond-studded cane 60
Dickory Farms Gift Basket 1
didgeridooka 211
Diet Cloaca Cola 13
digital key lime 9
digital key lime pie 7
digital underground potion 17
dill 123
dingy planks 1
dire fudgesicle 6
dirty hobo gloves 119
disassembled clover 1,188
disbelief suspenders 13
Disco 'Fro Pick 4
disco ball 52
Disco Banjo 3
disco mask 58
disease 177
disembodied brain 92
disembodied smile 2
dishrag 1
disintegrating quill pen 1,280
disintegrating sheet music 46
disintegrating spiky collar 13
displaced fish 1,132
distention pill 1
distilled fortified wine 20
distressed denim pants 15
disturbing fanfic 324
divine blowout 211
divine can of silly string 230
divine champagne flute 135
divine champagne popper 134
divine cracker 133
divine noisemaker 204
DNOTC Box 2
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 1
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 11
Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent 2
Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm 1
doll house 50
dollhive 51
Dolphin King's crown 16
dolphin whistle 2
donkey flipbook 5
dope gangsta bling-bling 1
dope wheels 5
Double Bacon Beelzeburger 3
double-barreled sling 46
double-ice box 1
double-ice britches 1
double-ice cap 3
double-ice gum 1
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 13
drab sonata 41
Drac & Tan 1
draggin' ball hat 40
dragon snaps 23
Dramatic™ range 17
dreadlock whip 337
dress pants 1
dried face 47
drone self-destruct chip 1
drop of water-37 148
Drowsy Sword 57
drum machine 1,476
drum of pomade 5
dry martini 1
dry noodles 6,378
drywall axe 60
dubious peppermint 1
duck-on-a-string 1
duct tape 22
duct tape buckler 1
duct tape dockers 1
duct tape fedora 1
duct tape shirt 1
duct tape sword 1
duct tape wallet 1
dull fish scale 462
Dump Truck 1
dungeoneer's dungarees 6
Duskwalker syringe 1
dusty animal jawbone 1
dusty animal skull 1
dusty bottle of Marsala 224
dusty bottle of Merlot 162
dusty bottle of Muscat 455
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 52
dusty bottle of Port 390
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 211
dusty Crimbo crate 1
dusty first caudal vertebra 1
dusty first lumbar vertebra 1
dusty fourth cervical vertebra 1
dusty fourth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty left eighth rib 1
dusty left humerus 1
dusty left ninth rib 1
dusty ninth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty right clavicle 1
dusty right fibula 1
dusty right first front claw 1
dusty right radius 1
dusty right second front claw 1
dusty right third front claw 1
dusty right tibia 1
dusty sixth caudal vertebra 1
dusty sixth lumbar vertebra 1
dwarf bread 9
dwarvish magazine 8
dwarvish war helmet 1
dwarvish war kilt 1
dwarvish war mattock 1
Dyspepsi grenade 11
Dyspepsi-Cola 169
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues 12
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet 11
Dyspepsi-Cola shield 10
Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen 1
Earring of Fire 1
easter egg balloon 5
Eau de Guaneau 5
Ecto-Cooler 19
ectoplasmic paste 1
eelskin hat 1
eelskin pants 1
eelskin shield 1
eerily silent box 1
effervescent potion 383
effluvious emerald 2
eggbeater 3
eggnog 15
El Sombrero De Lopez 2
El Vibrato energy spear 1
El Vibrato helmet 1
El Vibrato leg guards 1
El Vibrato power sphere 2,377
El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) 2
El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) 3
El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) 5
El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) 3
El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) 8
El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) 5
El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) 2
El Vibrato translator 1
Elder Turtle Shell 4
elderly jawbreaker 1
electric crutch 3
electrical thingamabob 1
electronic dulcimer pants 1
elephant stinger 5
Elf Farm Raffle ticket 29
Elfin shortbread 2
Ellsbury's skull 1
Elmley shades 11
Elron's Explosive Etude 2
elven limbos gingerbread 9
elven cellocello 41
elven hardtack 70
elven magi-pack 241
elven medi-pack 250
elven moonshine 6
elven socks 5
elven squeeze 78
elven suicide capsule 39
elven whittling knife 1
Elvish delight 69
empty agua de vida bottle 1,907
empty Cloaca-Cola bottle 75
empty meat tank 47
enchanted barbell 3
enchanted bean 24
enchanted brass knuckles 1
enchanted fire extinguisher 1
enchanted leopard-print barbell 8
enchanted toothpick 6
enchantlers 1
encoder ring 199
energy drink IV 25
ennui-flavored potato chips 250
enormous belt buckle 50
enormous hoop earring 26
Ent cider 28
epic wad 17
equal sign 1
escargotsicle 1
Everlasting Deckswabber 1
evil golden arch 178
evil googly eye 1
evil teddy bear 5
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expensive cigar 1
exploding hacky-sack 5
explosion-flavored chewing gum 188
extra-fancy ring setting 1
extra-greasy slider 12
extra-large palm-frond toupee 2
extra-potent gremlin mutagen 4
extra-see-thru nightie 9
eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest 2
eXtreme meat crossbow 1
eXtreme meat sword 1
eXtreme mittens 32
eXtreme nose ring 1
eXtreme scarf 14
extremely skinny jeans 12
eye of newt 183
eye of the Tiger-lily 5
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eyepatch 81
f3d0r4 43
facehugging alien 16
facsimile dictionary 62
fairy gravy boat 2
fake blood 7
fake fake vomit 196
fake hand 78
fake plastic grass 1
Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium 1
fancy ball mask 3
fancy bath salts 444
fancy beef jerky 1
fancy black tie 1
fancy but probably evil chocolate 1
fancy chocolate 1
fancy chocolate car 7
fancy dress ball 2
fancy opera glasses 20
fancy tophat 1
fancy tuxedo pants 1
fat bottom quark 17
fat stacks of cash 7
fat wallet 50
FDKOL commendation 12
FDKOL fire hose 1
FDKOL hotcakes 3
felt 11
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots 86
fermenting powder 24
ferret bait 193
fertilized ghuol egg 1
festive holiday hat 7
festive sausage 2
fetid feather 12
fettucini Inconnu 2
Feynman gate 1
fez of etymology 1
Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy 5
figurine of a charred seal 40
figurine of a cold seal 45
figurine of a shadowy seal 10
figurine of a sleek seal 24
figurine of a slippery seal 8
figurine of a stinking seal 27
figurine of a wretched-looking seal 7
filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") 67
filigreed hamethyst earring 1
filigreed hamethyst necklace 1
filigreed hamethyst ring 1
filth-encrusted futon 8
filthy corduroys 115
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filthy poultice 363
fine wine 54
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fire flower 4
fire poi 126
fireclutch 1
fireman's helmet 1
fish bazooka 1
fish juice box 101
fish scimitar 1
fish-liver oil 5,394
fishy fish 197
fishy wand 4
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fizzy potion 364
flamin' bindle 2
flaming crutch 33
flaming feather 34
flaming mushroom 16
flaming talons 66
Flan in the Moon 1
flange 21
flaregun 201
flask of baconstone juice 1
flask of Gnomochloric acid 1
flat dough 1
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foam dart 725
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foon of fearfulness 1
foon of fleshiness 1
foon of foulness 1
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forest tears 1
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fossilized demon skull 3
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fossilized spine 6
fossilized torso 27
fossilized wing 110
fossilized wyrm skull 1
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freezin' bindle 5
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fricasseed brains 4
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frigid fudgepuck 19
frigid hankyū 7
frigid mote 1
frigid ninja stars 33
frigid-ass club 1
frilly shirt 3
frilly skirt 47
Frogade 1
frostbite-flavored Hob-O 4
frosty halo 1
Frosty's arm 1
Frosty's carrot 1
Frosty's frosty mug 13
Frosty's nailbat 1
Frosty's old silk hat 1
Frosty's snowball sack 1
Frown Exerciser 1
frozen banquet 15
frozen danish 1
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frozen nunchaku 7
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fruitfilm 1
fry-oil-flavored Hob-O 1
fudge bunny 1
fudge cube 1
fudge lily 66
fudge spork 1
fudgecule 231
Fudgie Roll 1
funhouse mirror 1
funky dried mushroom 123
furniture dolly 52
furry fur 569
furry green earmuffs 1
furry green turtle 1
furry halo 1
furry pants 1
furry skirt 1
Fuzzby 1
fuzzy busby 1
fuzzy dice 3
ga-ga radio 39
Gaia beads 51
Galapagosian Cuisses 3
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Game Grid token 212
GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine 88
garish pinky ring 24
Garter of the Turtle Poacher 3
gas balloon 235
gator skin 141
gatorskin umbrella 3
gauze garter 183
gauze hammock 1
gauze shorts 1
Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire 2
gearbox necklace 2
Genalen™ Bottle 48
General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket 201
generic restorative potion 1
ghost cucumber 127
ghost pickle on a stick 1
Ghost Pinching Quarterly 2
ghost protocol 11
ghost trap 1
ghostly body paint 101
ghostly pickling solution 1
ghuol ears 240
ghuol egg 208
ghuol egg quiche 26
ghuol guolash 108
giant cactus quill 15
giant clay ashtray 9
giant designer sunglasses 28
giant discarded bottlecap 20
giant discarded plastic fork 9
giant discarded torn-up glove 28
giant foam finger 95
giant green gummi bear 1
giant marshmallow 1
giant motorcycle boots 3
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giant needle 58
giant pinky ring 56
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giant tube of black lipstick 7
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gift-a-pult 1
gilded ancient cursed key 5
gimlet 1
gin-soaked blotter paper 6
gingerbread bugbear 3
gingerbread horror 1
gingerbread house 1
gingerbread mutant bugbear 4
glacial sapphire 3
Glass Balls of the Goblin King 6
glass of baboon milk 101
glass of goat's milk 177
glass of warm water 7
glimmering roc feather 232
glistening fish meat 103
glittery mascara 91
glob of green slime 232
gloomy black mushroom 1
gloomy mushroom wine 3
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glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub 1
glow-in-the-dark wristwatch 1
glowing fungus 1
glowing red eye 88
gnashing teeth 1
gnatloaf 25
gnatloaf casserole 2
gnatwing 105
gnatwing earring 1
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gnauga hide buckler 2
gnauga hide chaps 2
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gnauga hide skirt 1
gnauga hide vest 1
gnauga hide whip 1
gnocchetti di Nietzsche 6
gnoll lips 23
gnoll teeth 24
gnoll-tooth necklace 1
Gnollish autoplunger 2
Gnollish casserole dish 1
Gnollish flyswatter 19
Gnollish pie server 18
Gnollish pie tin 11
Gnollish plunger 21
Gnollish slotted spoon 21
Gnollish toolbox 4
Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer 1
Go-Wassail 230
goat 4
goat beard 61
goat cheese 111
goat cheese pizza 96
goatskin umbrella 38
gob of wet hair 495
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goblin hunting spear 10
gold lamé pants 10
gold wedding ring 1
Golden Mean 2
golden ring 40
Good 'n' Slimy 2
good brain 1
Goodfella contract 110
goofily-plumed helmet 1
googly eye 11
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GOTO 15
gr8ps 39
grapefruit 25
grapes 63
grass blade 2
grass hat 2
grass skirt 2
grass whistle 1
grassy cutlass 27
Grateful Undead T-shirt 9
grave robbing shovel 24
graveyard snowglobe 1
Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob 2
gray bow tie 21
greasy paste 1
green beer 3
green BRICKO brick 2
green candy heart 357
green clay bead 4
Green Clover of Justice 1
green drunki-bear 1
green eggnog 1
Green Giant 1
green gummi ingot 6
Green Muslin 1
green peawee marble 1
green pixel 330
green pixel potion 3
green smoke bomb 53
green snowcone 557
gremlin juice 57
grisly shield 1
grog 7
groovy prism necklace 1
grouchy restless spirit 49
groupie lipstick 4
grue egg 57
grue egg omelette 9
grumpy old man charrrm 37
grungy bandana 26
grungy flannel shirt 10
guard turtle collar 11
guard turtle shell 39
guitar pick 49
gummi ammonite 1
gummi belemnite 1
gummi bowtie 1
gummi canary 1
gummi salamander 1
gummi snake 1
gummi trilobite 1
Gummi-DNA 1
Gummi-Gnauga 81
Gummy Brains 73
guy made of bee pollen 3
gyroscope 1
haggis socks 8
haggis-infused soap 10
haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis 8
hair spray 107
hairy staff 1
half-baked potion 14
half-empty carton of milk 17
half-orchid 39
half-rotten brain 2
half-sized guitar 12
halfberd 5
halibut 1
hamethyst 12
hamethyst earring 1
hamethyst necklace 1
hamethyst ring 1
hammerus 2
hand grenegg 1
handful of confetti 65
handful of Crotchety Pine needles 3
handful of drink tickets 1
handful of hand chalk 244
handful of Laughing Willow bark 1
handful of moss 1,511
handful of numbers 2
handful of nuts and berries 887
handful of pine needles 1,969
handful of sand 362
handful of sawdust 112
handful of walnuts 62
handmade hobby horse 1
handsomeness potion 5
happiness 672
hardened slime belt 3
hardened slime hat 2
hardened slime pants 2
harem girl t-shirt 8
Hatorade 1
Haunted Sorority House staff guide 15
headhunter necktie 14
heart necklace 9
heart of dark chocolate 1
heart of the volcano 9
heavy D 518
heavy leather-bound tome 2
heavy metal sonata 6
heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr 4
Heimandatz's heart 2
Hell ramen 3
hellion cube 62
hellseal claw 121
hellseal whisker 130
helm of the white knight 1
helmet recipe 7
helmet turtle 55
hemp net 1
hemp string 808
henna face paint 39
herbal stuffing 25
herbs 123
hermit permit 7
herringcello 31
hideous egg 6
high-resistance ultrapolymer plating 1
hill of beans 442
hippo skin buckler 1
hippo whip 1
hippopotamus pants 1
hippopotamus skin 6
hippopotamus skirt 1
hipposkin poncho 2
Hippy Army MPE 149
hippy bongo 63
hippy medical kit 97
hippy protest button 89
Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians 3
Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) 1
hobo code binder 1
hobo dungarees 1
hobo fortress blueprints 1
hobo nickel 421
Hodgman's almanac 1
Hodgman's blanket 4
Hodgman's bow tie 1
Hodgman's cane 1
Hodgman's garbage sticker 1
Hodgman's harmonica 1
Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times 1
Hodgman's lobsterskin pants 1
Hodgman's lucky sock 1
Hodgman's metal detector 1
Hodgman's porkpie hat 1
Hodgman's varcolac paw 1
holiday cheese log 1
Hollandaise helmet 38
holly-flavored Hob-O 1
holy bomb, batman 1
home robotics kit 7
honey stick 46
honey-dew 9
honey-dipped locust 154
hopping socks 1
horizontal tango 1
hors d'oeuvre tray 86
hot cross bow 1
hot date 2,027
hot daub 1
hot daub bun 1
hot daub stand 1
hot egg 1
hot katana blade 200
hot nuggets 56
hot plate 38
hot powder 10
hot stuffing 1
hot wad 452
hot wing 357
hot-ass club 1
hovering sombrero 2
huge pumpkin 4
huge spoon 36
hyperbolic plasma focuser 1
hypodermic needle 7
ice stein 2
Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace 1
Ice-Cold Beer Ring 1
ice-cold fotie 35
ice-cold Sir Schlitz 90
ice-cold six-pack 123
ice-cold Willer 87
iced-out bling 2
icy katana hilt 21
icy-hot katana 1
iGoogly 20
Iiti Kitty phone charm 42
imitation crab crate 17
imitation crab meat 70
immense cyborg hand 2
imp air 27
Imp Ale 765
imp unity ring 38
incredibly creepy marionette 2
infernal fife 65
infernal insoles 45
inflatable duck 1
Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration 1
ink bladder 7
inkwell 1,069
insane tophat 1
insanely spicy bean burrito 189
interesting-looking twig 18
Interview With You (a Vampire) 3
intriguing puzzle box 3
ion grid 1
ion-pulse modulation stabilizer 1
irate sombrero 19
Iron Beta of Industry 38
ironic battle spoon 6
ironic jogging shorts 6
ironic moustache 8
ironic oversized sunglasses 1
irradiated candy cane 5
irradiated pet snacks 6
ittah bittah hookah 1
ivory cue ball 2
jabañero pepper 1
jabañero-flavored chewing gum 204
jack flapper 10
Jack-in-the-box 33
Jackass Plumber home game 1
Jackhammer 4
jar full of wind 32
jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade 9
jar of anniversary jam 1
jar of fermented pickle juice 4
jar of squeeze 8
jar of swamp gas 1
Jarlsberg's earring 5
Jarlsberg's key lime 5
Jarlsberg's key lime pie 7
Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode) 1
jawbruiser 3
jazz soap 195
jerky coins 224
jet bennie marble 1
jewelry-making pliers 2
jingle bell 2
Jocko Homo's head 3
Jolly Roger charrrm 40
Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet 8
joybuzzer 184
jug of Gnomochloric acid 1
jug-o-magicalness 15
jumbo olive 4
jumping bean taco 2
jungle drum 24
juniper berries 3
keg shield 76
Kentucky-style derby 1
ketchup hound 77
kick-ass kicks 63
kickback cookbook 6
killer rag doll 2
killing feather 32
king cookie 3
Kissin' Cousins 7
kite 1
kneecapping stick 25
knob bugle 44
Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar 22
Knob Goblin elite helm 38
Knob Goblin elite pants 55
Knob Goblin elite polearm 44
Knob Goblin elite shirt 56
Knob Goblin eyedrops 1
Knob Goblin firecracker 152
Knob Goblin harem pants 69
Knob Goblin harem veil 75
Knob Goblin learning pill 2
Knob Goblin love potion 13
Knob Goblin lunchbox 65
Knob Goblin melon baller 9
Knob Goblin nasal spray 1
Knob Goblin pants 92
Knob Goblin perfume 65
Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray 8
Knob Goblin scimitar 105
Knob Goblin seltzer 72
Knob Goblin sharpening spray 1
Knob Goblin spatula 71
Knob Goblin steroids 18
Knob Goblin stink bomb 1
Knob Goblin superseltzer 89
Knob Goblin tongs 104
Knob Goblin visor 66
Knob jelly donut 1
knob ka-bobs 7
Knob mushroom 5
Knob nuts 15
Knob pasty 14
Knob sausage 1
knobby kneepads 1
Knoll lo mein 1
Knoll mushroom 43
Knoll shroomkabob 11
Knoll stir-fry 1
knuckle sandwich 42
kobold kibble 5
Krakrox's Loincloth 3
kumquartz 22
kumquat supersucker 1
La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez 2
large box 175
large cocoa eggshell fragment 1
Lars the Cyberian 3
laser-broiled pear 12
lavender candy heart 359
lawn dart 14
lead necklace 17
lead yo-yo 1
Lead Zeta of Chastity 1
leaf 1
leaf of grass 5
leaflet 20
leather aviator's cap 1
leather bookmark 1
leather chaps 49
leather mask 57
leathery bat skin 201
leathery cat skin 213
leathery rat skin 240
LED block 2
Lederhosen of the Night 2
left bear arm 1
left bracket 1
left parenthesis 5
left-handed melodica 1
leftover Crimbo rations 1
leftovers of indeterminate origin 31
lemon 200
lemon popsicle 1
lemonade marble 2
length of string 1
leotarrrd 17
leprechaun hatchling 2
lesser grodulated violet 177
Let Me Be! 9
letterman's jacket 3
lewd playing card 6
Li'l Businessman Kit 1
libation of liveliness 1
library card 4
licorice garrote 3
licorice root 6
lihc eye 334
lihc eye pie 12
lihc face 83
limburger biker boots 2
lime 1
lime supersucker 1
lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum 195
line 230
linoleum crossbow 10
linoleum crossbow string 1
linoleum helmet turtle 1
linoleum ore 91
linoleum staff 2
linoleum stick 1
linoleum sword 5
linoleum sword hilt 2
lion oil 24
little paper umbrella 1,912
little round pebble 1
live lobster 1
live wire 3
liver and let pie 3
liver popsicle 1
llama lama gong 168
loaded serum blowgun 1
Loathing Legion necktie 1
Lobos Mints 3
Lockenstock™ sandals 82
logic synthesizer 1
lollipop stick 1,876
long pork 73
long pork casserole 1
long pork chop sandwiches 4
long pork lasagna 305
long skinny balloon 50
longhaired hippy wig 5
loose teeth 507
Lord Flameface's cloak 1
Lord of the Flies-sized fries 4
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 58
los chinos 3
lost key 31
lotion of coldness 152
lotion of hotness 8
lotion of spookiness 5
lotion of stench 10
Loudmouth Larry Lamprey 700
love song of disturbing obsession 235
love song of icy revenge 362
love song of naughty innuendo 274
love song of smoldering passion 372
love song of sugary cuteness 309
love song of vague ambiguity 382
lowercase a 3
lowercase N 111
lucky ball-and-chain 1
lucky bottlecap 8
lucky rabbit's foot 31
Lucky Surprise Egg 1
lump of coal 18
lump of diamond 63
lump of Saccharine Maple sap 2
lunar isotope 1,752
lupine sword 10
lychee chuhai 1
M-242 1
macaroni duck 1
Mace of the Tortoise 3
mad scientist's sock monkey 1
Mad Train wine 104
Mae West with a fly in it 1
magic lamp 5
magic whistle 94
magical ice cube with a fly in it 148
magical ice cubes 1,513
magical mystery juice 1
magicalness-in-a-can 11
magicberry tablets 11
magilaser blastercannon 64
MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech 1
magnolia blossom 11
maid head 1
maiden wig 9
makeshift cape 1
makeshift skirt 1
makeshift turban 1
malevolent medallion 1
mandarina colada with a fly in it 1
Manetwich 6
many-eyed glasses 5
maple leaf 1
maple syrup 34
mariachi G-string 37
mariachi hat 39
mariachi pants 13
Mariner's Friend cough drops 23
marionette 1
marionette collective 1
marshmallow 3
marshmallow flambé 2
martini 63
marzipan skull 658
Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery 2
Maxing, Relaxing 3
Maxwell's Silver Hammer 653
McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade 7
meat cowboy hat 1
Meat detector 1
meat engine 28
meat from yesterday 2
Meat maid 1
meat paste 1
meat stack 435
meat vortex 350
meatcar model 1
meatloaf helmet 2
meatsmithing guide 1
meatspout staff 1
Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince 2
Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs 8
medium slimy cyst 1
megatofu 173
Meleegra™ pills 107
melon-infused sake 1
memory of a C 61
memory of a CG base pair 1
memory of a G 56
memory of a T 66
memory of an A 48
memory of some delicious amino acids 2
Mer-kin breastplate 1
Mer-kin digpick 1
Mer-kin fastjuice 2
Mer-kin foodbucket 1
Mer-kin healscroll 3
Mer-kin hidepaint 2
Mer-kin hookspear 1
Mer-kin killscroll 1
Mer-kin pressureglobe 15
Mer-kin sneakmask 1
Mer-kin takebag 1
mesh cap 57
Mesmereyes™ contact lenses 11
metallic A 163
metallic foil radar dish 1
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler 5
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub 248
Microplushie: Bropane 6
Microplushie: Dorkonide 2
Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid 2
Microplushie: Fauxnerditide 1
Microplushie: Gothochondria 4
Microplushie: Hippylase 3
Microplushie: Hobomosome 2
Microplushie: Otakulone 3
Microplushie: Raverdrine 3
Microplushie: Sororitrate 6
milk of magnesium 8
milky potion 364
mime soul fragment 43
mind flayer corpse 176
miner's helmet 27
miner's pants 30
miniature antlers 1
miniature dormouse 1
Miniborg beeper 1
Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot 1
Miniborg hiveminder 1
Miniborg laser 1
Miniborg stomper 1
Miniborg strangler 1
Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog 4
mirrored aviator shades 1
misfit dolly 1
misfit hobby horse 1
misfit teddy bear 1
Misty Cloak 1
Mob Penguin cellular phone 1
Mohawk wig 44
mojo filter 399
mole molé 1
molotov cocktail cocktail 108
molten brick 263
molten medallion 1
Mon Tiki 20
monkey wrench 4
monomolecular yo-yo 57
Monstar energy beverage 108
monster pants 9
monstrous monocle 1
mood ring 188
Mortimer's nostrum 17
mother's little helper 726
motivational poster 1
Mountain Stream soda 227
moxie weed 33
Mr. Joe's bangles 11
Mr. Mediocrebar 122
Mudflap-Girl Necklace 1
Mudflap-Girl Ring 1
mugcake 1
mullet wig 7
mummy costume 68
mummy mask 1
mummy wrapping 497
murky potion 375
mushroom fermenting solution 23
musty moccasins 1
mylar scout drone 10
mysterious chest 6
mysterious silver lapel pin 1
nailswurst 1
nanite-infested candy cane 1
nanite-infested eggnog 1
nanite-infested fruitcake 1
nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear 1
nanofiber cloth 5
Nardz energy beverage 6
nasty rat mask 1
nasty-ass club 1
natty blue ascot 4
natural fennel soda 170
ND 36
Necbro wafers 2
Necrotelicomnicon 35
necrotizing body spray 128
neurostim pill 27
Newbiesport™ tent 5
Newman's Own Trousers 2
NG 22
Nickel Gamma of Frugality 4
night-vision goggles 5
Nightstalker perfume 10
ninja carabiner 1
ninja crampons 1
ninja hot pants 45
ninja mop 5
ninja rope 1
non-stick pugil stick 1
Nose Ring of Putrescence 1
not-a-pipe 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I 6
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II 12
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III 11
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV 4
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V 6
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI 7
nothing-in-the-box 8
noxious gas grenade 1
NPZR chemistry set 3
Nuclear Blastball 97
nutty organic salad 9
obsidian dagger 62
ocarina of space 22
occult jelly donut 1
octopus's spade 15
off-white paisley oyster egg 2
off-white striped oyster egg 1
office-supply crossbow 1
Oh, the Humanitini 1
oil cap 1
oil lamp 1
Oil of Parrrlay 9
oil of stability 59
oily golden mushroom 3
Okee-Dokee soda 1
Ol' Scratch's ash can 1
Ol' Scratch's manacles 1
Ol' Scratch's ol' britches 1
Ol' Scratch's salad fork 8
Ol' Scratch's stove door 1
Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat 1
old coin purse 10
old leather wallet 2
old patched suit-pants 1
old school calculator watch 6
old school flying disc 17
old soft shoes 1
old sweatpants 45
old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie 1
oldcake 3
olive 71
olive lo mein 2
onion shurikens 1
oozenog 3
orange 89
orange and black Crimboween candy 1
orange candy heart 535
orange leather lanyard 9
orange peel hat 3
orange popsicle 1
orange snowcone 467
Orange Star of Sacrifice 2
Orcish baseball cap 25
Orcish cargo shorts 47
Orcish frat-paddle 31
orcish hand lotion 8
Orcish meat locker 2
orcish nailing lube 6
orcish rubber 8
orcish stud-finder 2
Order of the Silver Wossname 1
original G 485
ornate ancient cursed chest 12
Oscus's dumpster waders 1
Oscus's flypaper pants 1
Oscus's garbage can lid 1
Oscus's pelt 1
out-of-tune biwa 1
oven mitts 6
overcharged El Vibrato power sphere 1
oversized fish scaler 6
oversized pipe 325
oversized pizza cutter 42
oversized snowflake 1
ovoid leather thing 911
oyster basket 2
Pack of Alice's Army Cards 104
pack of chewing gum 117
pack of KWE trading card 7
pack of pogs 67
packet of beer nuts 8
packet of tofurkey gravy 1
PADL Phone 152
pail 42
Pain Dip 4
paint bomb 79
painted shield 1
painted turtle 3
pair of bolt cutters 8
pair of ragged claws 1
pair of twitching claws 1
palm frond 3,848
palm-frond capris 1
palm-frond cloak 1
palm-frond net 1
palm-frond toupee 1
palm-frond whip 1
Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster 8
panhandle panhandling hat 10
pants kit 15
pants of the Slug Lord 18
papaya 50
papaya sling 5
papaya slung 5
papaya taco 9
paper-plate-mail pants 1
paperclip 40
paperclip cape 1
paperclip pants 1
paperclip sproinger 1
paperclip turban 1
paperclip-on tie 1
papotion of papower 1
paranormal ricotta 6
parasitic claw 1
parasitic headgnawer 1
parasitic strangleworm 1
parasitic tentacles 1
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Pasta Spoon of Peril 2
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patchouli incense stick 227
patchouli oil bomb 25
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peace-sign necklace 2
peanut brittle shield 34
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pearidot 27
pebblebräu 1
Pendant of Fire 1
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Penultimate Fantasy chest 28
peppermint parasol 1
peppermint patty 1
peppermint sprout 805
percent sign 3
perforated battle paddle 88
pernicious cudgel 1
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personal massager 289
personalized coffee mug 742
pet rock 5
pet rock "Groucho" disguise 166
pet rock "Snooty" disguise 183
petrified wood 98
phat turquoise bead 94
philosopher's scone 8
phish stick 3
phonics down 155
photoprotoneutron torpedo 84
physiostim pill 57
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pickle-flavored chewing gum 233
picture of a dead guy's girlfriend 1
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pixel hat 1
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PlexiPips 87
plot hole 725
plump juicy grub 36
pocket theremin 9
pocketwatch on a chain 4
pog #01 (spider) 13
pog #02 (Knob goblin) 11
pog #03 (warwelf) 16
pog #04 (skleleton) 7
pog #05 (ninja snowman) 7
pog #06 (filthy hippy) 5
pog #07 (orcish frat boy) 11
pog #08 (hellion) 16
pog #09 (pirate) 9
pog #10 (hobo) 15
pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) 5
pointed stick 23
pointy mushroom 2
poison pen 3
poisonous caviar 2
Pokëmann band-aid 10
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Pokëmann figurine: Frank 6
Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump 7
Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking 12
Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan 5
Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap 9
Pokëmann figurine: Moog 5
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Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu 7
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Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf 8
Pokëmann figurine: Twitter 10
Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite 7
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pool torpedo 32
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porquoise 14
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potion of potency 1
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potion of the field gar 209
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poultrygeist 2
poutine 38
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powdered donut 16
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powdered wig 5
pr0n cocktail 1
pr0n legs 151
pr0n m4nic0tti 12
pr0n taco 1
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Prelude of Precision 1
press-on ribs 91
pretty bouquet 3
pretty flower 1,483
primitive candy cane 3
prismatic wad 10
Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket 194
probability potion 279
procrastination potion 430
projectile icemaker 1
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protein paste 6
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purple prose pen 10
purple snowcone 556
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Putrid Pendant 1
pygmy blowgun 75
pygmy nose-bone 24
pygmy pygment 59
pygmy spear 16
quake of arrows 1
quantum polarity inducer 1
quantum taco 12
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queen cookie 1
Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit 2
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rag doll 1
rainbow bomb 1
rainbow crossbow 1
raisin 13
Ralph IX cognac 1
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ram stick 73
Ram's Face Lager 208
raspberry 7
raspberry beret 2
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rat appendix kabob 4
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ratgut 3
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Rattlin' Chains 2
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ravioli della hippy 2
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really really sticky spider web 2
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Red Pill 1
red pixel 172
red pixel potion 54
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red wagon 9
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redrum 1
Regular Cloaca Cola 9
reinforced beaded headband 75
reinforced furry underpants 1
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resolution: be feistier 58
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resolution: be stronger 48
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Retenez L'Herbe Paté 4
reverse-oscillating klystron 1
rewinged stab bat 1
rib of the Bonerdagon 1
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rice bowl 8
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ridiculous belt 1
ridiculous cocktail 1
ridiculous sandwich 12
ridiculously huge sword 59
ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon 7
right bear arm 1
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Ring of Fire 1
ring of gain strength 2
ring of half-assed regeneration 13
ring of increase damage 4
ring of teleportation 1
Ring of the Sewer Snake 1
roasted marshmallow 3
roboduck-on-a-string 1
robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N. 3
robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T. 1
robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D. 2
robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R. 2
robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. 2
robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. 2
robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. 2
robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H. 2
robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N. 2
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rock 1
Rock and Roll Legend 9
Rock Pops 156
rockin' wagon with a fly in it 1
rocky raccoon 4,454
rocky road ice cream 2
rogue swarmer 29
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royal jelly 164
rubber axe 4
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ruby W 197
rum and cola 3
rum barrel charrrm 44
runny fermented egg 4
Russian Ice 2
rusty bonesaw 4
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rusty rivet 1
rusty speargun 3
s'more 140
S.A.V.E. flyer 14
S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S. 1
sabre teeth 710
sabre-toothed lime cub 1
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sack lunch 277
sack of doorknobs 1
Safari Jack's moustache 3
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sake bomb 60
salamander spleen 164
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Salsa de las Epocas 48
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salty slug 11
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sandpaper 1
sandwich of the gods 10
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savoy truffle 1,680
sawblade fragment 28
sawblade shield 15
Scalp of Gorgolok 6
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Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince 2
Schrödinger's thermos 3
Science Notebook 1
scissor duck 1
scorpion whip 9
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scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker 226
scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker 222
scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker 214
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scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker 218
screwdriver 11
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scroll of drastic healing 156
scroll of pasta summoning 18
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sealhide buckler 1
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sealhide leggings 1
sealhide moccasins 1
sealhide whip 1
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seaode 2
sebaceous shield 1
secret blend of herbs and spices 50
Senior Mints 99
sensitive poetry journal 1
Sensual Massage for Creeps 5
sequined fez 1
serpentine sword 16
serum of sarcasm 22
servomechanical torsion facilitator 1
set of jacks 1
sewer nuggets 132
sewer wad 117
shadowy cat claw 1
sham champagne 15
shard of double-ice 599
shark jumper 2
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shimmering tendrils 7
shingle 86
shining halo 2
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shiny stones 24
shiny tribal beads 106
shirt kit 4
shock belt 3
shot of grapefruit schnapps 90
shot of nepenthe schnapps 10
shot of orange schnapps 100
shot of rotgut 2
Shot of the Living Dead 3
shot of tomato schnapps 3
shrapnel jelly donut 1
shredded hellseal hide 3
shrinking powder 6
shuddersword 1
silent beret 1
Silver Bullet beer 16
silver salt-shaker 1
silver shotgun shell 1
silver shrimp fork 11
silver tongue charrrm 1,343
silver tongue charrrm bracelet 33
simple ancient cursed key 5
sinewy crossbow string 1
Sinful Desires 19
single-serving herbal stuffing 2
six pack of Mountain Stream 184
six tiny wedges of goat cheese 15
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Sizzling Sinner 1
sk8board 10
skate skates 3
skate skin 8
skeleton 520
skeleton bone 1,193
skeleton key 173
skeleton key ring 4
skeleton quiche 1
skeleton skis 1
skewer 111
skewered cat appendix 1
skirt / kilt kit 8
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skull-shaped Crimboween cookie 1
Skullhead's Screw 224
slab of sponge 58
slap and tickle with a fly in it 1
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sleaze wad 290
sleazy bindle 5
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sleeping snowy owl 1
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slightly peevedbow 1
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slimy fermented bile bladder 783
slimy sweetbreads 809
slingshot 1
Slippery Knob 1
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Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags 3
slug of rum 2
slug of shochu 2
slug of vodka 4
small box 29
small leather glove 5
smart skull 328
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smiley-face sticker 1
smoking grass 1,303
smoky potion 347
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snailmail breeches 1
snailmail coif 1
snailmail hauberk 1
snake 1
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snapdragon pistil 6
snarling wolf shield 12
Sneaky Pete's breath spray 12
Sneaky Pete's key lime 11
Sneaky Pete's key lime pie 2
snifter of thoroughly aged brandy 1,031
snorkel 11
snow belly 1
snow hat 1
snow pants 1
Snow Queen Crown 7
Snow Suit 1
snowboarder pants 16
sock garters 1
sock monkey 1
soda water 33
soft green echo eyedrop antidote 405
soggy seed packet 253
soggy used band-aid 28
solid baconstone earring 1
solid baconstone necklace 1
solid baconstone ring 1
solid gold bowling ball 42
solid gold pegleg 4,346
sonar-in-a-biscuit 142
sorority brain 10
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soul monocle 1
souvenir ski t-shirt 2
soy cordial 3
Space Tourist Phaser 1
Space Trip safety headphones 1
spade necklace 14
spaghetti con calaveras 2
spaghetti cult mask 14
spaghetti cult rosary 13
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Spam Witch sammich 97
spandex anniversary shorts 1
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spangly mariachi vest 1
spangly sombrero 5
spangly unitard 3
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sparkler 1
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SPF 451 lip balm 34
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spiced rum 4
spices 124
spicy bean burrito 1
spicy enchanted bean burrito 1
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spicy noodles 1
spider web 307
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spiky turtle helmet 1
spiky turtle shield 1
spiky turtle shoulderpads 1
Spirit Precipice 1
sponge cake 6
spooky bark 176
spooky bicycle chain 3
spooky bindle 9
spooky cosmetics bag 3
spooky eggnog 1
spooky eyeliner 16
spooky felt 1
spooky hockey mask 2
spooky length of string 2
spooky lipstick 18
spooky mushroom 176
spooky nuggets 48
spooky pirate skeleton 13
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spooky sap 102
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spooky shroomkabob 1
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spooky stick 113
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Spooky Surprise Egg 41
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spooky wooden block 1
Spooky-Gro fertilizer 1
spork 6
spray paint 2
spring 144
sprocket 177
square CRIMBCOOKIE 1
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squirming egg sac 11
Stabonic scroll 1
Staff of the Greasefire 1
Staff of the Walk-In Freezer 1
Staff of the Woodfire 1
stained mattress 3
stainless steel skullcap 2
stainless steel slacks 4
stainless steel solitaire 2
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stalk of asparagus 112
star 79
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Steal This Candy 71
steamy ruby 4
steely marble 2
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stench powder 94
stench wad 350
sterno-flavored Hob-O 3
stick 3
stick of "gum" 2
stick of dynamite 12
stick-on eyebrow piercing 735
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stick-on-a-string 1
sticky gloves 13
sticky meat pants 4
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strawberry 199
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strawberry popsicle 1
strawberry supersucker 1
strawberry wine 1
strawberry-flavored Hob-O 1
strawberyl 27
stray chihuahua 1
stress ball 10
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string of Crimbo lights 1
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stringy sinew 1
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studded leather boxer shorts 1
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stuffed baby gravy fairy 78
stuffed bandersnatch 1
stuffed Baron von Ratsworth 105
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stuffed cocoabo 55
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stuffed key 186
stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech 64
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stuffing 9
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sturdy Crimbo crate 90
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styrofoam ore 10
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sucker kabuto 1
sucker scaffold 76
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Sugar Cog 84
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sugar shard 24
sugar sheet 227
sugar shield 7
sugar shirt 1
sugar shorts 1
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Summer Nights 5
sunken chest 83
suntan lotion of moxiousness 61
Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword 1
super-spiky hair gel 190
super-sweet boom box 1
superamplified boom box 50
superheated fudge 8
Supernova Champagne 1,061
support cummerbund 1
supportive bra 19
Swabbie™ swab 34
swashbuckling pants 19
sweet mochi ball 10
sweet ninja sword 9
sweet rims 50
Sweet Sword 2
sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 4
swirly potion 408
sword behind inappropriate prepositions 2
sword hilt 1
Sword of the Brouhaha Prince 1
synthetic dog hair pill 1
synthetic stuffing 1
T.U.R.D.S. Key 1
t8r tots 26
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro 51
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita 60
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier 2
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco 65
taco shell 126
tail o' nine cats 1
Tales from the Fireside 4
Tales of a Kansas Toymaker 12
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tambourine 3
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tangarita with a fly in it 1
tangle of rat tails 5
tap shoes 121
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tassel 6
Tasty Fun Good rice candy 470
tasty tart 10
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tawdry amethyst 2
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teddy borg 7
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tempura avocado 1
tempura cauliflower 1
tenderizing hammer 23
tequila grenade 108
tequila sunrise 1
terrible poem 1
that gum you like 3
The Art of Slapfighting 5
The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones 2
The Big Book of Pirate Insults 42
The Bomb 1
The Cooler Out of Space 14
The Joy of Wassailing 15
The Lost Comb 1
The Mariachi's guitar case 2
The Necbromancer's Hat 1
The Necbromancer's Shorts 1
The Necbromancer's Stein 1
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The Ring 1
The Snitch's Manifesto 1
The Spirit of Crimbo 1
theoretical string 1
thermos full of Knob coffee 12
thin black candle 706
Thinknerd T-Shirt 1
Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag 5
third-hand nunchaku 2
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Tiger-lily's milk 22
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Tiki lighter 1
time halo 3
time's arrow 1
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tin magnolia 128
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tiny plastic Axe Wound 4
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tiny plastic beanbat 10
tiny plastic Best Game Ever 1
tiny plastic Big Candy 1
tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar 1
tiny plastic Black Knight 7
tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball 5
tiny plastic blooper 5
tiny plastic Bonerdagon 4
tiny plastic Boss Bat 3
tiny plastic brainsweeper 5
tiny plastic briefcase bat 5
tiny plastic Café Elf 1
tiny plastic Cheshire bat 8
tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ 1
tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite 1
tiny plastic cocoabo 10
tiny plastic coffee pixie 8
tiny plastic colollilossus 1
tiny plastic conservationist hippy 2
tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ 1
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tiny plastic Crimbo elf 4
tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer 3
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tiny plastic Crimbomination 1
tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram 1
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tiny plastic demoninja 5
tiny plastic disco bandit 3
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tiny plastic drunk goat 6
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tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker 6
tiny plastic fluffy bunny 7
tiny plastic fruit golem 6
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tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser 6
tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester 5
tiny plastic goth giant 3
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tiny plastic hermit 2
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tiny plastic Iiti Kitty 3
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tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl 5
tiny plastic Knob Goblin King 2
tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist 3
tiny plastic Knott Yeti 2
tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box 8
tiny plastic leprechaun 3
tiny plastic levitating potato 7
tiny plastic lobsterfrogman 6
tiny plastic MechaElf 1
tiny plastic Mob Penguin 1
tiny plastic mosquito 13
tiny plastic Mr. Mination 1
tiny plastic mutant elf 1
tiny plastic ninja snowman 4
tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy 8
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tiny plastic pastamancer 3
tiny plastic Protagonist 7
tiny plastic reindeer 1
tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime 11
tiny plastic sauceror 3
tiny plastic scary clown 5
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tiny plastic senile lihc 4
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tiny plastic Spam Witch 5
tiny plastic spiny skelelton 3
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tiny plastic spooky vampire 3
tiny plastic Spunky Princess 7
tiny plastic stab bat 5
tiny plastic star starfish 6
tiny plastic stocking mimic 1
tiny plastic strand of DNA 1
tiny plastic sweet nutcracker 6
tiny plastic taco cat 3
tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf 1
tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski 7
tiny plastic The Man 5
tiny plastic topiary golem 5
tiny plastic trollipop 1
tiny plastic Trouser Snake 4
tiny plastic turtle tamer 3
tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo 1
tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku 1
tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni 4
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tip jar 48
tires 11
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Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste 85
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tomato daiquiri 8
tomato juice of powerful power 9
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tooth 1
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toothsome rock 4
top 3
torquoise ring 1
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tourmalime 25
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toy mercenary 8
toy ray gun 1
toy space helmet 1
toy train 1
toy wheel 1
traditional Crimbo cookie 10
transporter transponder 187
Travels with Jerry 3
tree-eating kite 1
tree-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
triangular CRIMBCOOKIE 3
trilobite candy mold 1
trilobite fossil 10
Trivial Avocations board game 1
Trivial Avocations Card: What? 194
Trivial Avocations Card: When? 169
Trivial Avocations Card: Where? 194
Trivial Avocations Card: Who? 168
Trollhouse cookies 109
Tropical Crimbo Hat 1
Tropical Crimbo Shorts 1
Tropical Crimbo Sword 1
tropical orchid 119
tropical paperweight 1
tropical wrapping paper 1
trousers of the white knight 1
trout fang 1
troutpiece 1
true grit 68
tube of cranberry Go-Goo 1
tube of dread wax 69
tube of hair oil 2
tube sock 1
Tuesday's ruby 327
turtle pheromones 4
turtle totem 67
turtlemail breeches 1
turtlemail coif 1
turtlemail hauberk 1
turtling rod 3
tuxedo shirt 1
twinkly nuggets 138
twinkly powder 103
twinkly wad 2,354
twitching claw 9
twitching trigger finger 1
two-handed depthsword 1
Typical Tavern swill 85
ultimate ultimate frisbee 33
Ultracolor™ shirt 1
ultrafondue 2
Ultrasoldier Serum 7
unbearable light 1
Uncle Crimbo's Rations 5
Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide 48
Uncle Hobo's belt 1
Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves 1
Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants 1
Uncle Hobo's highest bough 1
Uncle Hobo's stocking cap 1
Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix 46
Uncle Romulus 2
uncooked chorizo 21
underwater slingshot 5
unearthed potsherd 23
unfortunate dumplings 17
unidentified jerky 415
union scalemail pants 2
unnatural gas 1
unrefined Mountain Stream syrup 195
unrolling pin 1
unstable DNA 21
unstable laser battery 31
unstable quark 8
untamable turtle 2
unusual disco ball 2
unwound clockwork grapefruit 1
upsy daisy 40
Ur-Donut 6
Uranium Omega of Temperance 1
used beer 1
useless powder 75
UV monocular 1
Valentine 1
valuable trinket 419
vampire collar 12
vampire duck-on-a-string 2
vampire pearl 3
vampire pearl earring 1
vampire pearl necklace 1
vampire pearl ring 1
Van der Graaf helmet 3
Vaso De Agua trading card 1
velcro broadsword 1
velcro paddle ball 1
vertebra of the Bonerdagon 28
very large caltrop 1
vial of Gnomochloric acid 1
vial of patchouli oil 1
vial of The Glistening 2
vibrating cyborg knife 4
viking helmet 103
villainous scythe 1
vinegar 111
vinegar-soaked lemon slice 5,660
vinyl boots 1
vinyl shield 1
vitachoconutriment capsule 7
vodka and cranberry 5
vodka and tonic 1
vodka martini 10
Volartta's bellbottoms 3
volcanic ash 7
voodoo snuff 10
vorpal blade 116
WA 36
wad of cotton 3
wad of dough 254
wad of slimy rags 23
wad of tofu 59
walrus-tusk earring 5
wand of fudge control 1
Wand of Oscus 1
wang 1
war tongs 74
warm mushroom 5
Warm Subject gift certificate 81
washboard shield 1
water pipe bomb 577
water purification pills 180
water wings 3
water-polo cap 3
watered-down Red Minotaur 29
Wax Flask 1
weremoose spit 1
wet venom duct 1
whalebone corset 36
wheel 1
whimpering willow bark 15
whip kit 3
whisker pencil 118
whiskey and cola 2
whiskey sour 32
white Canadian 4
white candy heart 443
white chocolate and tomato pizza 3
white chocolate chip brownies 1
white chocolate chip cookies 61
white chocolate chips 212
white collar 12
white hat hacker T-shirt 17
white lightning 188
white picket fence 85
white pixel 83
white rice 3
white satin pants 45
white satin shield 27
white snake skin 107
white snakeskin duster 1
white sword 54
white whip 1
white Xanadian 7
wholeberd 1
whoopie cushion 177
wicker shield 140
willowy bonnet 1
willyweed 104
wind-up chattering teeth 176
wind-up meatcar 45
windchimes 71
wine-soaked bone chips 2
wings of fire 1
Winifred's whistle 1
Wint-O-Fresh mint 98
wintergreen-flavored potato chips 238
witty rapier 1,543
wolf mask 239
wolfman mask 79
wonderwall shield 382
wooden axe 4
wooden block 1
wooden salad bowl 1
wooden stakes 18
wool hat 44
Workytime Tea 4
world's smallest violin 10
worn tophat 130
woven baling wire bracelets 3
wreath of laurels 2
wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
wrench bracelet 14
wriggling tentacle 1
wristwatch of the white knight 1
wumpus-hair bolo 1
wumpus-hair loincloth 1
wumpus-hair net 1
wumpus-hair sweater 1
wumpus-hair whip 1
wumpus-hair wig 1
wussiness potion 238
X-37 gun 2
x-ray specs 192
yak anorak 1
yak skin 4
yak toupee 1
yak whip 1
Yakisoba's hat 2
yakskin buckler 1
yakskin pants 1
yakskin skirt 1
yam candy 3
Ye Olde Navy Fleece 5
Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher 614
yellow candy heart 455
yellow drunki-bear 1
yellow glowstick 2
yellow gummi ingot 6
Yellow Moon of Compassion 1
yellow plastic hard hat 1
yellow snowcone 203
yeti fur 1,264
yield shield 1
yo 1
yo-yo 1
yohohoyo 762
yummy death watch beetle 19
Yummy Tummy bean 424
Ze™ goggles 32
Zim Merman's guitar 1
Zinc Delta of Tranquility 1
Zombo's empty eye 1
Zombo's grievous greaves 1
Zombo's shield 1
Zombo's shoulder blade 1
Zombo's skull ring 1
Zombo's skullcap 1
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