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Display Case for LoverPrimeNumbah (#1351583)
This player is ranked #114 for Most Total Items with a total of 2,160,416 items.
This player is ranked #470 for Most Unique Items with a total of 1,986 items.

This player is a member of the clan Vagabonds.

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LoverPrimeNumbah (#1351583)
This player has 1,986 unique items and 2,160,416 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"DRINK ME" potion 100
1-ball 1
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 6
2-ball 1
3-ball 1
30669 scroll 12
33398 scroll 28
334 scroll 8
4-ball 1
5-Alarm Saucepan 1
5-ball 1
6-ball 1
64067 scroll 1
668 scroll 4
7-ball 1
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 1
7-inch discus 1
8-ball 5
9-ball 1
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes 1
a butt tuba 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 1
a little sump'm sump'm 2
A. W. O. L. commendation 18
abandoned candy 1
abominable snowcone 6
accidental cider 15
acid-squirting flower 1
acoustic guitarrr 4
adder bladder 19
adhesive tape dolly 1
aerated diving helmet 1
albatross necklace 1
Alice's Army Alchemist 1
Alice's Army Bowman 1
Alice's Army Coward 1
Alice's Army Shieldmaiden 1
Alice's Army Spearsman 1
all-purpose cleaner 16
all-purpose flower 1
all-year sucker 1
alpha-mail pants 1
alphabet gum 1
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility 1
amber aviator shades 1
ammonite candy mold 1
ammonite fossil 11
amulet of extreme plot significance 8
ancient cursed foot locker 1
ancient frozen dinner 6
ancient Magi-Wipes 3
ancient protein powder 15
ancient spice 1
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 2
ancient vinyl coin purse 3
anemone nematocyst 1
angel-food cake 1
Angry Farmer candy 1
Ankh of Badahnkadh 1
anniversary balloon 1
anniversary gift box 3
annoying pitchfork 2
ant agonist 5
ant hoe 3
ant pick 1
ant rake 2
anti-anti-antidote 31
anticheese 3
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 8
antique bottle of cough syrup 2
antique bottle opener 2
antique greaves 18
antique hand mirror 20
antique helmet 26
antique packet of ketchup 6
antique painting of a landscape 2
antique record album 1
antique shield 16
antique souvenir drawing 1
antique spear 19
aquaviolet jub-jub bird 1
armgun 8
arrrgyle socks 4
asbestos apron 2
asbestos crossbow 2
asbestos crossbow string 1
asbestos ore 13
asbestos staff 1
asbestos sword 2
ASCII shirt 4
Asleep in the Cemetery 1
asparagus knife 8
asparagus lo mein 1
asparagus stir-fry 1
aspirin 1
asshat 2
astral mushroom 2
astronaut pants 1
awful poetry journal 2
bätzle 1
babycakes 1
baconstone 4
badass belt 9
badger badge 1
bag of airline peanuts 1
bag of Cheat-Os 4
bag of lard 3
balaclava 1
balaclava baklava 1
balloon helmet 1
balloon shield 1
balloon sword 1
ballroom blintz 4
banana cream pie 1
banana-frosted king cake 2
bananagate 12
bar skin 10
barbed-wire fence 7
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 2
barrrnacle 9
bartender-in-the-box 1
Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler 1
baseball 11
Bash-Ōs cereal 1
basic meat helmet 2
bat guano 2
bat haggis 1
bat wing 18
bat wing kabob 1
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 1
batblade 5
batgut 15
bath ball gift set 56
battered Crimbo Crate 8
battered hubcap 1
bazookafish bubble gum 2
beach glass bead 6
beach glass necklace 1
bean burrito 3
beanbag chair 1
beaten-up Chucks 1
bed of coals 1
beefy fish meat 2
beer basted brat 1
beer bomb 3
beer bong 1
beer goggles 1
beer helmet 1
beer lens 5
beer-a-pult 1
beer-scented teddy bear 1
beertini 2
begpwnia 56
bejeweled cufflinks 11
bejeweled pledge pin 1
belemnite candy mold 1
belemnite fossil 24
bell-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
Ben-Gal™ Balm 1
Better Than Cuddling Cake 2
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 2
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 2
BGE merchandise order form 13
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 1
big bad voodoo mask 2
big boom 1
Big Candy's tophat 1
big red clown nose 1
big rock 3
bilge wine 38
bindle of joy 1
bindlestocking 12
biomechanical crimborg helmet 1
biomechanical crimborg leg armor 1
bird rib 3
birthday party jellybean cheesecake 1
Bit O' Ectoplasm 2
bit of clingfilm 22
bit-o-cactus 12
bite-me-red lipstick 3
black & tan 1
Black Body™ spray 1
black eyedrops 3
black facepaint 1
black forest cake 1
black forest ham 2
black greaves 4
black helmet 6
black kettle drum 3
Black No. 2 7
black paisley oyster egg 3
black pension check 3
black pepper 1
black picnic basket 5
black pixel 35
black plastic oyster egg 1
black pudding 1
black sheepskin diploma 1
black shield 7
black snake skin 6
black spot 1
black striped oyster egg 3
black sword 5
black velvet box 1
black-and-blue light 2
blackberry 20
blackberry combat boots 2
blackberry moccasins 1
Blackfly Chardonnay 1
Blatantly Canadian 3
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 7
blood flower 1
bloody beer 4
bloody clown pants 1
bloody mary 4
Blue Diamond of Honesty 1
blue pixel 9
blue plastic oyster egg 2
blue raspberry troll doll 1
blue snowcone 2
blue velvet cake 1
Bohemian rhapsody 1
boilermaker 2
bone flute 9
bone rattle 4
booty chest charrrm 16
booze-soaked cherry 1
borg sock monkey 1
boring spaghetti 1
Boris's key lime 1
Boris's key lime pie 2
Boris's ring 3
Boss Bat bling 2
Boss Bat britches 1
bottle of alcohol 16
bottle of antifreeze 2
bottle of black cat tonic 1
bottle of bubbles 57
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 3
bottle of cooking sherry 7
bottle of Definit 2
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 2
bottle of gin 4
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 3
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 3
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 6
bottle of Mystic Shell 2
bottle of Pinot Renoir 2
bottle of pirate juice 2
bottle of popskull 7
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 4
bottle of rum 4
bottle of sewage schnapps 3
bottle of tequila 4
bottle of ultravitamins 2
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 2
bottle of vodka 4
bottle of whiskey 4
bottle opener belt buckle 1
bottled inspiration 3
boulder 1
bouquet of circular saw blades 1
bowl of cottage cheese 82
bowl of fishysoisse 1
bowl of rye sprouts 1
box 1
box of sunshine 532
boxed champagne 1
boxed wine 4
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 4
brains casserole 4
breaded beer 1
brick 2
brick of sand 1
BRICKO airship 1
BRICKO bat 1
BRICKO brick 500
BRICKO elephant 1
BRICKO eye brick 270
BRICKO hat 1
BRICKO octopus 1
BRICKO ooze 1
BRICKO oyster 1
BRICKO pants 1
BRICKO pyramid 1
BRICKO python 1
BRICKO reactor 3
BRICKO sword 1
BRICKO turtle 1
BRICKO vacuum cleaner 1
briefcase 37
brine 1
broken carburetor 1
broken skull 26
broken sword 4
bronze breastplate 3
bronzed locust 15
brown crock marble 3
brown plastic baby 3
brown sugar cane 4
bubblewrap ore 2
bubbly potion 2
bucket of honey 2
buckler buckle 3
buckyball 1
bugbear beanie 10
bugbear bungguard 5
Bulky Buddy Box 3
bullet-proof corduroys 4
bum cheek 5
bumblebee marble 1
bunch of square grapes 2
buoybottoms 2
bus pass 1
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 1
C.B.F.G. 1
C.H.U.M. chum 2
C.H.U.M. lantern 1
cactus fruit 4
caipifruta 1
calle de miel 2
can of Binarrrca 2
can of black paint 2
can of CRIMBCOLA 1
can of depilatory cream 1
can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ 7
can of maces 3
can of Red Minotaur 8
can of spinach 4
can of Swiller 247
Can-Can skirt 1
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 3
candied kobold 2
candied yams 3
candy cane 22
candy kneecapping stick 1
candy knuckles 5
cannonball charrrm 15
canopic jar 3
canteen of wine 14
carbonated soy milk 2
carbonated water lily 2
cardboard katana 2
cardboard ore 2
cardboard wakizashi 5
caret 1
carob chunk cookies 6
carob chunk noodles 2
carob chunks 1
casino pass 17
cast 3
cast-iron legacy paddle 1
cat appendix 21
catgut 17
catgut taco 1
centipede eggs 2
chaos butterfly 138,859
charged magnet 1
charpuce jub-jub bird 1
cheap cigar butt 2
cheap elven gloves 5
cheap toaster 1
chef's hat 9
chef-in-the-box 1
Cherry Cloaca Cola 503
Chester's muscle shirt 1
chewing gum on a string 155
chintzy accordion pin 1
chintzy disco ball pendant 1
chintzy noodle ring 1
chintzy seal pendant 1
chintzy turtle brooch 1
chisel 1
chloroform rag 24
chocolate box 3
chocolate cigar 2
chocolate filthy lucre 1
chocolate spurs 1
chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses 4
chocolate-frosted king cake 2
chopsticks 1
chorizo brownies 4
chorizo taco 4
chrome crossbow 2
chrome ore 12
chrome staff 1
chrome sword 2
chunk of depleted Grimacite 61
chunk of rock salt 2
Cinco Mayo Lager 1
circular CRIMBCOOKIE 2
clay peace-sign bead 4
clingfilm slippers 1
clingfilm trousers 1
Cloaca grenade 1
Cloaca-Cola c-rations 1
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 2
Cloaca-Cola helmet 2
Cloaca-Cola knapsack 1
Cloaca-Cola shield 2
clockwork hat 1
clockwork maid 1
clockwork pants 2
clockwork pirate skull 1
clockwork trench coat 1
cloudy potion 2
clown shoes 1
clown skin 2
clown wig 1
clownskin belt 1
club necklace 1
cob of corn 1
cocktail napkin 18
cocktail onion 3
cocoa eggshell fragment 4
coconut shell 1
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 1
Codpiece of the Goblin King 1
coffin lid 2
cog 17
cold and sour sauce 19
Cold Hots candy 1
cold ninja mask 1
cold nuggets 3
cold powder 3
cold wad 3
collection of tiny spooky objects 11
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 4
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 1
comfy coffin 4
comfy pillow 1
commemorative war stein 3
communications windchimes 4
concentrated magicalness pill 10
congratulatory cake 1
Connery's Elixir of Audacity 1
control crystal 1
cool jelly donut 1
cool whip 14
Copper Alpha of Sincerity 1
copper ha'penny charrrm 15
corn holder 1
corncob pipe 1
cornuthaum 1
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 1
Corpse Island iced tea 2
corpse on the beach 2
corpsedriver 1
corpsetini 1
corrupted data 213
costume sword 6
cranberries 97
cranberry schnapps 4
crazy little Turkish delight 15
cream pie 3
cream stout 4
creamsicle 29
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) 5
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 3
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 1
CRIMBCO lanyard 2
CRIMBCO mug 41
CRIMBCO scrip 25
CRIMBCO wine 94
CRIMBCOIDS mints 5
CRIMBCOLOAF 7
Crimbo candied pecan 39
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 13
Crimbo fudge 38
Crimbo peppermint bark 52
Crimbo pie 1
Crimbo wreath 1
Crimbomination Contraption 1
Crimbuck 1
crimsilion jub-jub bird 1
crotchety pants 1
crowbarrr 1
Crown of the Goblin King 1
cruelty-free wine 239
crumbling rat skull 1
crystallized memory 1
cup of primitive beer 1
curmudgel 1
cursed bottle of rum 1
cursed sea biscuit 1
cursed voodoo skull 1
cyborg doll 1
cyborg stompin' boot 1
cyclops eyedrops 1
Daffy Taffy 1
daisy 1
dance card 3
Danglin' Chad's loincloth 1
dark potion 3
deactivated MicroMechaMech 1
dead guy's watch 14
decaying goldfish liver 1
decorative fountain 27
dehydrated caviar 3
delicious salad 4
delicious spicy noodles 1
demon skin 24
denim axe 1
dense meat stack 1
dented harmonica 1
deodorant 2
depantsing bomb 29
desiccated apricot 104
designer handbag 1
devil's-food cake 1
diamond necklace 11
diamond-studded cane 14
Dickory Farms Gift Basket 94
didgeridooka 1
digital key lime 1
digital key lime pie 3
dill 1
dire fudgesicle 4
dirty hobo gloves 1
disassembled clover 11
disbelief suspenders 2
disco ball 1
disco mask 1
disease 44
disembodied brain 2
dishrag 1
disintegrating quill pen 26
disintegrating spiky collar 1
displaced fish 13
distressed denim pants 1
disturbing fanfic 1
divine blowout 4
divine can of silly string 4
divine champagne flute 1
divine champagne popper 1
divine cracker 4
divine noisemaker 4
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 2
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 3
Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm 2
Dogsgotnonoz pills 1
doll house 1
dollhive 2
donkey flipbook 1
dope wheels 3
drab sonata 23
draggin' ball hat 1
dragon snaps 63
Dramatic™ range 16
dreadlock whip 1
dried face 8
Drowsy Sword 1
drum machine 3
dry noodles 562
drywall axe 1
ducha de oro 1
duct tape 3
duct tape fedora 1
dull fish scale 28
dusty animal jawbone 1
dusty animal pelvis 1
dusty bottle of Marsala 4
dusty bottle of Merlot 4
dusty bottle of Muscat 4
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 4
dusty bottle of Port 4
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 4
dusty Crimbo crate 4
dusty eighth caudal vertebra 1
dusty eighth thoracic vertebra 2
dusty fifth caudal vertebra 2
dusty fifth cervical vertebra 1
dusty fifth lumbar vertebra 1
dusty fifth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty first cervical vertebra 1
dusty first thoracic vertebra 1
dusty fourth caudal vertebra 1
dusty fourth lumbar vertebra 2
dusty left clavicle 2
dusty left eighth rib 1
dusty left eleventh rib 1
dusty left fibula 1
dusty left fifth rib 1
dusty left first front claw 1
dusty left first rear claw 2
dusty left fourth rear claw 1
dusty left fourth rib 1
dusty left humerus 2
dusty left kneecap 1
dusty left ninth rib 1
dusty left radius 2
dusty left second rear claw 1
dusty left second rib 2
dusty left tenth rib 2
dusty left thumb 2
dusty left twelfth rib 1
dusty ninth caudal vertebra 1
dusty right clavicle 2
dusty right eighth rib 1
dusty right femur 1
dusty right fibula 1
dusty right fifth rib 1
dusty right first rear claw 1
dusty right fourth front claw 1
dusty right fourth rib 2
dusty right humerus 1
dusty right kneecap 2
dusty right ninth rib 2
dusty right radius 1
dusty right second front claw 2
dusty right second rear claw 1
dusty right sixth rib 2
dusty right tenth rib 1
dusty right ulna 1
dusty second caudal vertebra 1
dusty second lumbar vertebra 2
dusty seventh caudal vertebra 1
dusty seventh lumbar vertebra 1
dusty sixth lumbar vertebra 1
dusty tenth caudal vertebra 1
dusty tenth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty third caudal vertebra 1
dusty third cervical vertebra 1
dusty third lumbar vertebra 1
Dyspepsi grenade 1
Dyspepsi-Cola 3
Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations 1
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues 1
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet 1
Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack 1
Dyspepsi-Cola shield 1
Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen 1
Eau de Guaneau 1
eel skin 1
eelskin pants 1
eelskin shield 1
effervescent potion 2
effluvious emerald 2
eggbeater 1
eggnog 14
El Vibrato power sphere 1
Elf Farm Raffle ticket 3
Elfin shortbread 3
Elmley shades 1
elven limbos gingerbread 10
elven cellocello 22
elven moonshine 20
elven socks 6
elven suicide capsule 32
elven whittling knife 2
empty Cloaca-Cola bottle 12
empty meat tank 2
enchanted barbell 3
enchanted bean 23
enchanted brass knuckles 1
enchanted leopard-print barbell 2
enchanted toothpick 2
enchantlers 2
energy drink IV 1
ennui-flavored potato chips 3
enormous belt buckle 10
enormous hoop earring 4
Ent cider 1
escargotsicle 2
evil golden arch 23
evil golden arches 1
evil teddy bear 1
exactly-three-shaped box 1
expired bottle of peppermint schnapps 2
expired can of franks 'n' beans 1
exploding hacky-sack 2
extra-large palm-frond toupee 1
extra-spicy bloody mary 1
extra-strength strongness elixir 5
eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest 4
eXtreme meat staff 1
eXtreme mittens 1
eXtreme scarf 1
eye of newt 228
eye of the Tiger-lily 3
eyepatch 1
f3d0r4 1
facsimile dictionary 11
fairy gravy boat 2
fake blood 2
fancy ball mask 2
fancy bath salts 4
fancy but probably evil chocolate 1
fancy chocolate 1
fancy chocolate car 7
fancy dress ball 2
fancy opera glasses 1
fat bottom quark 4
fat stacks of cash 1
fat wallet 3
felt 6
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots 4
fermenting powder 2
ferret bait 166
festive holiday hat 4
fetid feather 2
fettucini Inconnu 2
figurine of a charred seal 16
figurine of a cold seal 3
figurine of a sleek seal 6
figurine of a slippery seal 6
figurine of a stinking seal 4
figurine of a wretched-looking seal 3
filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") 2
filth-encrusted futon 1
filthy corduroys 1
filthy hippy poncho 1
filthy knitted dread sack 29
filthy lucre 38
filthy pestle 1
filthy poultice 3
fine wine 4
fire flower 2
fire poi 1
fish-liver oil 3
fishy fish casserole 1
fizzy potion 4
flaming crutch 1
flaming feather 2
flaming mushroom 4
flaming talons 1
flamingo mallet 1
flange 3
flaregun 3
flavored foot massage oil 1
flirtatious feather 1
floaty inverse geode 1
floaty sand 16
floorboard cruft 49
flowing hippy skirt 1
fluid of fudge-finding 2
flute of flat champagne 103
foam dart 2
foam noodle 1
foolscap fool's cap 1
fortune cookie 1
Frat Army FGF 3
frat brats 2
freezerburned ice cube 3
fricasseed brains 1
frightful feather 3
frigid air mattress 1
frigid mote 4
frigid ninja stars 2
frilly skirt 1
Frosty's nailbat 2
Frosty's old silk hat 1
frozen feather 2
frozen mushroom 4
frozen nunchaku 1
fruitcake 4
fudge bunny 3
fudge cube 3
fudge lily 8
fudge spork 2
fudgecule 116
fudgecycle 1
Fudgie Roll 2
funky dried mushroom 64
furniture dolly 1
furry fur 2
furry green turtle 2
fuzzbump 2
Fuzzby 1
fuzzy dice 2
ga-ga radio 1
Gaia beads 1
garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O 5
gas balloon 3
gator skin 22
gauze garter 3
gauze hammock 1
gauze shorts 1
Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire 1
gearbox necklace 3
Genalen™ Bottle 4
General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket 1
ghost cucumber 18
ghost trap 2
ghostly body paint 4
ghuol ears 25
ghuol egg 4
ghuol egg quiche 4
ghuol guolash 23
ghuol-ear kabob 1
giant cactus quill 1
giant designer sunglasses 3
giant discarded bottlecap 5
giant discarded plastic fork 2
giant discarded torn-up glove 3
giant driftwood sculpture 1
giant foam finger 1
giant marshmallow 1
giant moxie weed 8
giant needle 1
giant pinky ring 7
gift-a-pult 1
gilded ancient cursed chest 2
gilded ancient cursed key 1
gimlet 1
gin-soaked blotter paper 1
gingerbread bugbear 3
gingerbread house 1
gingerbread mutant bugbear 4
glacial sapphire 1
glass of goat's milk 2
glob of green slime 2
glow-in-the-dark dart gun 1
glowing red eye 31
gnatloaf 1
gnatloaf casserole 2
gnatwing 16
gnauga hide 1
gnauga hide buckler 1
gnauga hide kilt 1
gnocchetti di Nietzsche 1
gnoll lips 2
gnoll teeth 3
gnoll-tooth necklace 2
Gnollish autoplunger 2
Gnollish flyswatter 1
Gnollish pie server 1
Gnollish pie tin 2
Gnollish plunger 1
Gnollish slotted spoon 1
Gnollish toolbox 2
Go-Wassail 164
goat beard 23
goat cheese 3
goat cheese pizza 29
goatskin umbrella 1
gob of wet hair 76
gold lamé pants 4
golden ring 85
golden twig 8
googly eye 5
goth kid t-shirt 1
gr8ps 4
grapefruit 3
grapes 4
grassy cutlass 1
grave robbing shovel 1
gray bow tie 7
green balloon 1
green beer 3
green candy heart 3
green candygram 3
green clay bead 1
Green Clover of Justice 5
green gummi ingot 130
green peawee marble 17
green pixel 3
green smoke bomb 40
green snowcone 14
gremlin juice 3
grog 4
groovy prism necklace 1
grouchy restless spirit 3
grouper fangirl 1
grue egg omelette 1
grumpy old man charrrm 12
grumpy old man charrrm bracelet 1
grungy bandana 4
grungy flannel shirt 1
guano coffee cup 1
guitar pick 7
gummi ammonite 1
gummi belemnite 1
gummi trilobite 1
Gummi-Gnauga 2
gyroscope 4
hair of the calf 1
hair spray 5
half-orchid 36
half-rotten brain 4
half-sized guitar 1
hamethyst 10
hand grenegg 1
handful of confetti 33
handful of hand chalk 3
handful of moss 16
handful of nuts and berries 2
handful of pine needles 3
handful of sand 40
handful of sawdust 29
handful of walnuts 4
handsomeness potion 1
happiness 1
Happy Birthday, Claude! cake 1
harem girl t-shirt 1
Haunted Sorority House staff guide 3
headhunter necktie 5
heart necklace 12
heart of dark chocolate 1
heart-shaped balloon 4
heavy D 31
Hell ramen 2
hellion cube 3
helmet turtle 1
hemp string 1
henna face paint 14
henna tattoo 1
herb brownies 3
herbal stuffing 3
herbs 3
hermit permit 3
herringcello 29
hideous egg 13
hill of beans 2
hippopotamus skin 1
Hippy Army MPE 3
hippy bongo 10
hippy herbal tea 1
hippy medical kit 1
hippy protest button 1
hobo nickel 746
Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times 1
holly-flavored Hob-O 1
honey-dew 1
honey-dipped locust 2
horizontal tango 2
hors d'oeuvre tray 1
hot and sour sauce 1
hot buttered roll 2
hot date 4
hot katana blade 55
hot nuggets 2
hot pink lipstick 25
hot powder 3
hot stuffing 1
hot wad 3
hot wing 59
huge spoon 5
hypodermic needle 1
Ice-Cold Beerring 1
ice-cold fotie 67
ice-cold Sir Schlitz 165
ice-cold six-pack 2
ice-cold Willer 154
icy katana hilt 3
iGoogly 48
Iiti Kitty phone charm 1
immense cyborg hand 6
imp air 1
Imp Ale 118
infernal fife 6
infernal insoles 5
inflatable duck 1
inkwell 3
insane tophat 1
insanely spicy bean burrito 1
irate sombrero 1
iron pasta spoon 12
ironic jogging shorts 1
irradiated candy cane 3
irradiated pet snacks 1
jabañero pepper 1
jabañero-flavored chewing gum 13
jack flapper 2
Jack-in-the-box 17
Jackass Plumber home game 1
jar of anniversary jam 1
jar of squeeze 1
jar of swamp gas 2
Jarlsberg's earring 1
Jarlsberg's key lime 1
Jarlsberg's key lime pie 3
jawbruiser 2
jerky coins 85
jingle bell 1
Jolly Roger charrrm 1
Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet 1
jug-o-magicalness 9
jumbo olive 3
jumping bean burrito 9
jumping bean taco 13
juniper berries 1
keg shield 1
Kentucky-style derby 1
ketchup hound 2
kick-ass kicks 1
kickback cookbook 1
killing feather 52
kiwi 2
kneecapping stick 36
Knob Goblin elite helm 8
Knob Goblin elite pants 8
Knob Goblin elite polearm 6
Knob Goblin elite shirt 27
Knob Goblin firecracker 24
Knob Goblin harem pants 1
Knob Goblin harem veil 1
Knob Goblin love potion 4
Knob Goblin lunchbox 2
Knob Goblin melon baller 1
Knob Goblin pants 1
Knob Goblin perfume 2
Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray 1
Knob Goblin scimitar 6
Knob Goblin seltzer 1
Knob Goblin spatula 35
Knob Goblin steroids 2
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Knob Goblin tongs 1
Knob Goblin Uberpants 1
Knob Goblin visor 1
Knob jelly donut 1
knob ka-bobs 15
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Knoll mushroom 3
Knoll shroomkabob 3
knuckle sandwich 3
KoL Con Six Pack 1
kumquartz 8
kumquat 3
ladle of mystery 1
large cocoa eggshell fragment 1
Lars the Cyberian 1
laser-broiled pear 22
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lavender candygram 4
lavender polka-dot oyster egg 13
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Lead Zeta of Chastity 3
leaflet 8
leather chaps 1
leather mask 1
leathery bat skin 37
leathery cat skin 28
leathery rat skin 4
LED block 3
left parenthesis 2
left-handed melodica 1
leftover Crimbo rations 2
leftovers of indeterminate origin 25
lemon 3
lemonade marble 4
leotarrrd 1
less-than-three-shaped box 1
lesser grodulated violet 83
Let Me Be! 2
letterman's jacket 2
lewd playing card 1
library card 1
licorice garrote 5
licorice root 25
lihc eye 2
lihc eye pie 25
lihc face 17
lime 1
lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum 4
line 2
linoleum crossbow 1
linoleum crossbow string 1
linoleum ore 2
linoleum staff 1
linoleum sword 1
lion oil 1
little paper umbrella 1
live wire 3
llama lama gong 1
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Lockenstock™ sandals 1
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long skinny balloon 7
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loose teeth 121
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 11
los chinos 2
lotion of hotness 1
lotion of sleaziness 1
lotion of spookiness 1
lotion of stench 1
love song of icy revenge 1
love song of vague ambiguity 1
lowercase N 2
Lucky Surprise Egg 1
lumbering jack 1
lump of coal 2
lump of diamond 18
lupine sword 1
M-242 11
Mace of the Tortoise 1
Mad Train wine 38
mafia aria 26
magic dragonfish fry 1
magic whistle 2
magical ice cubes 1
magical mystery juice 11
magicalness-in-a-can 11
magilaser blastercannon 2
MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech 2
maiden wig 11
makeshift cape 1
makeshift skirt 2
makeshift turban 1
Manetwich 1
many-eyed glasses 1
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mariachi G-string 1
mariachi pants 1
marionette collective 1
Marquis de Poivre soda 1
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marshmallow flambé 2
martini 3
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massive sitar 1
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mauve plastic oyster egg 3
Maxwell's Silver Hammer 1
McMillicancuddy's Special Lager 1
meat engine 24
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meat paste 2,000,001
meat stack 1
meat vortex 42
meatspout staff 1
Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs 2
megatofu 1
Meleegra™ pills 2
melted Jell-o shot 2
menudo 2
mesh cap 1
metallic A 28
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler 28
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub 1
milk of magnesium 1
milky potion 2
mind flayer corpse 3
miner's helmet 1
miner's pants 1
Miniborg beeper 2
Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot 1
Miniborg hiveminder 2
Miniborg laser 2
Miniborg stomper 2
Miniborg strangler 2
misfit dolly 1
mixed wildflower greens 1
Mob Penguin cellular phone 43
Mohawk wig 1
mojo filter 2
molotov cocktail cocktail 1
monkey wrench 3
monomolecular yo-yo 70
Monstar energy beverage 83
mother's little helper 2
motivational poster 1
Mountain Stream soda 1
moxie magnet 1
moxie weed 2
Mr. Mediocrebar 1
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mullet wig 2
mummy mask 1
mummy wrapping 2
murky potion 2
mushroom fermenting solution 1
mushroom pizza 2
Mylar balloon 1
mylar scout drone 21
nanite-infested candy cane 12
nanite-infested eggnog 10
nanite-infested fruitcake 7
nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear 11
nanofiber cloth 4
Nardz energy beverage 1
natty blue ascot 2
natural fennel soda 2
ND 1
Necrotelicomnicon 3
necrotizing body spray 1
Neuromancer 1
NG 2
Nickel Gamma of Frugality 2
night-vision goggles 6
ninja hot pants 1
ninja mop 2
Nose Ring of Putrescence 1
not-a-pipe 1
nutty organic salad 1
obsidian dagger 1
ocarina of space 5
occult jelly donut 1
ocean motion 1
off-white paisley oyster egg 1
off-white striped oyster egg 1
oil of oiliness 1
Oil of Parrrlay 2
ointment of the occult 1
Ol' Scratch's ash can 2
Ol' Scratch's stove door 1
Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat 1
old coin purse 2
old leather wallet 2
olive 3
oozenog 5
opera mask 2
orange 3
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Orange Star of Sacrifice 2
Orcish baseball cap 1
Orcish cargo shorts 1
Orcish frat-paddle 1
Order of the Silver Wossname 1
original G 1
ornate ancient cursed chest 1
ornate ancient cursed key 1
Oscus's dumpster waders 1
Oscus's flypaper pants 1
Oscus's pelt 1
oversized fish scaler 3
oversized pipe 1
oversized pizza cutter 7
ovoid leather thing 1
oyster basket 2
Pack of Alice's Army Cards 1
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pack of pogs 66
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PADL Phone 1
pail 2
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palm frond 25
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Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster 1
pants kit 1
panty raider camouflage 7
papaya 3
papaya sling 3
papaya slung 1
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paperclip 1
paperclip cape 1
paperclip pants 1
paperclip turban 1
paperclip-on tie 1
papotion of papower 1
paranormal ricotta 1
parasitic claw 1
party hat 2
passable elf mask 8
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patchouli incense stick 43
patchouli oil bomb 23
patent leather shoes 4
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pear 3
pearidot 12
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penguin skin 161
penguin thesaurus 3
Penultimate Fantasy chest 2
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perpendicular hula 3
personalized birthday cake 1
pestoblade 1
pet rock 1
phat turquoise bead 2
philter of phorce 1
phonics down 2
photoprotoneutron torpedo 2
Pick-O-Matic lockpicks 3
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pie crust 1
piece of wedding cake 2
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pile of dusty animal bones 19
pile of jumping beans 1
pile of loose snow 1
pine tar 2
Pine-Fresh air freshener 1
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pink clay bead 64
Pink Heart of Spirit 1
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pitchfork 1
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plain brown wrapper 10
plain pizza 2
plastic Crimbo reindeer 1
plastic guitar 4
plastic passion fruit 1
plot hole 1
plum wine 1
pocket theremin 1
pocketwatch on a chain 6
pog #01 (spider) 5
pog #02 (Knob goblin) 3
pog #03 (warwelf) 3
pog #04 (skleleton) 2
pog #05 (ninja snowman) 5
pog #06 (filthy hippy) 9
pog #07 (orcish frat boy) 3
pog #08 (hellion) 5
pog #09 (pirate) 6
pog #10 (hobo) 4
pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) 3
pointed stick 1
pointy mushroom 3
poison pen 6
poltergeist-in-the-jar-o 1
polyalloy shield 10
poodle skirt 1
pool cue 1
pork elf goodies sack 5
porquoise 16
portable photocopier 13
possessed top 1
potion of potency 15
potted cactus 1
poultrygeist 1
poutine 12
powdered donut 27
powdered organs 18
powdered wig 3
pr0n cocktail 1
pr0n legs 47
pr0n m4nic0tti 2
pr0n taco 2
press-on ribs 4
pretty flower 195
Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket 1
probability potion 1
procrastination potion 1
prosthetic forehead 1
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puff of smoke 1
pulsing flesh 8
pumpkin 1
pumpkin beer 4
pumpkin pie 2
purple clay bead 1
Purple Horseshoe of Honor 1
purple pixel pie 1
purple-frosted astral cupcake 1
pygmy blowgun 8
pygmy nose-bone 1
pygmy pygment 10
pygmy spear 1
quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments 1
questionable taco 1
Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit 10
radio button candy 4
radium-flavored potato chips 5
Raggedy Hippy doll 1
raisin 1
ram horns 2
ram stick 1
Ram's Face Lager 36
ram-battering staff 1
raspberry 3
raspberry beret 1
rat appendix 45
rat appendix kabob 3
ratarang 1
ratgut 1
ravioli della hippy 2
ravioli hat 1
razor-sharp can lid 2
razor-tipped yo-yo 1
really dense meat stack 1
Really Expensive Jewelry and You 1
really really sticky spider web 1
really thick bandage 2
Red Balloon of Valor 1
red China marble 1
red gummi ingot 128
red paisley oyster egg 1
Red Pill 1
red pixel 1
red pixel potion 1
red polka-dot oyster egg 1
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redrum 3
reflection of a map 1
reinforced beaded headband 1
reodorant 2
Retenez L'Herbe Paté 1
rhesus monkey 1
rib of the Bonerdagon 1
rice bowl 1
ridiculously huge sword 6
ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon 1
rigid carapace 13
ring of aggravate monster 1
ring of half-assed regeneration 1
roasted marshmallow 10
roboduck-on-a-string 1
robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N. 2
robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T. 2
robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R. 2
robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. 2
robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. 2
robotronic egg 41
Rock and Roll Legend 1
Rock Pops 1
rocky raccoon 91
rogue swarmer 68
roll in the hay 1
roll of toilet paper 23
rolling pin 1
round green sunglasses 1
round purple sunglasses 1
royal jelly 10
royal jelly taco 1
rubber axe 1
rubber WWBD? bracelet 11
rubber WWJD? bracelet 10
rubber WWSPD? bracelet 10
rubber WWtNSD? bracelet 10
ruby W 48
rum and cola 3
rum barrel charrrm 2
rum barrel charrrm bracelet 1
Russian Ice 1
rusty bonesaw 8
rusty chain necklace 3
rusty grave robbing shovel 1
s'more 25
sabre teeth 28
safarrri hat 1
safety vest 1
sake bomb 251
salamander spleen 247
salty dog 3
salty slug 2
sand dollar 1
sandwich of the gods 4
saucepan 1
savory staff 1
savoy truffle 3
sawblade fragment 71
sawblade shield 1
scented massage oil 6
Schrödinger's thermos 10
scintillating powder 2
scorpion whip 2
scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker 142
scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker 126
scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker 125
scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker 55
scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker 129
scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker 140
screwdriver 1
scroll of drastic healing 2
scroll of pasta summoning 69
scrumdiddlyumptious solution 1
scrumptious reagent 2
seal tooth 1
seal-clubbing club 1
seal-skull helmet 28
seal-toothed rock 1
sensitive poetry journal 1
set of jacks 1
sewer nuggets 1
shard of double-ice 18
shimmering tendrils 1
shingle 102
shiny ring 1
shot of blackberry schnapps 1
shot of nepenthe schnapps 1
shot of peach schnapps 44
shot of rotgut 3
shrapnel jelly donut 1
shrinking powder 2
silver shotgun shell 1
silver tongue charrrm 11
sinewy crossbow string 1
Sinful Desires 2
sinister altar fragment 1
six pack of Mountain Stream 2
six tiny wedges of goat cheese 7
sk8board 7
skeleton bone 45
skeleton key 5
skeleton key ring 2
skewer 15
skewered cat appendix 1
skirt / kilt kit 1
slab of sponge 1
slap and tickle 1
sleaze nuggets 3
sleaze powder 2
sleaze wad 2
sleazy and sour sauce 14
sleeping stocking 7
slick fish meat 1
slime-soaked brain 1
slimy fermented bile bladder 10
slimy sweetbreads 10
slip 'n' slide 1
slow jam collection 44
Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags 7
small box 1
small leather glove 2
smart skull 24
smiling rat 1
smoking talon 1
smoky potion 2
smudged alchemical recipe 1
snake 10
snake shield 1
snarling wolf shield 2
Sneaky Pete's breath spray 7
Sneaky Pete's key lime 1
Sneaky Pete's key lime pie 1
snifter of thoroughly aged brandy 14
snow belly 1
snow hat 1
snow pants 1
Snow Queen Crown 1
snowboarder pants 6
soft green echo eyedrop antidote 2
soggy seed packet 1
solid baconstone ring 1
solid gold bowling ball 17
solid gold pegleg 4
sonar-in-a-biscuit 2
soy cordial 4
soylent staff 1
spade necklace 10
spaghetti with rock-balls 1
spaghetti with Skullheads 1
Spam Witch sammich 1
spark plug earring 1
sparkler 26
spectral jelly 1
spectre scepter 31
SPF 451 lip balm 6
spiced rum 3
spices 1
spider web 2
spiked femur 1
sponge cake 1
spooky bicycle chain 2
spooky bindle 1
spooky cosmetics bag 1
spooky eyeliner 4
spooky hockey mask 1
spooky lipstick 6
spooky mushroom 80
spooky nuggets 2
spooky powder 2
spooky shroomkabob 3
spooky shrunken head 11
spooky stick 13
spooky wad 2
spring 12
sprocket 10
sprocket assembly 1
square CRIMBCOOKIE 2
squashed frog 224
squirming egg sac 108
stainless steel scarf 1
stainless steel slacks 1
stainless steel suspenders 1
stale baguette 11
stalk of asparagus 10
star 2
star boomerang 1
star chart 2
star crossbow 1
star hat 1
star key lime 1
star key lime pie 3
star spatula 1
star sword 1
starchy crossbow 1
Steal This Candy 2
steamy ruby 2
stench nuggets 1
stench powder 2
stench wad 2
stick of dynamite 11
stinkin' bindle 1
stinky mushroom 3
stolen accordion 1
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stone baseball cap 1
stone frisbee 281
stone of eXtreme power 18
strange cube 5
strawberry 3
strawberry daiquiri 2
strawberyl 14
string of Crimbo lights 1
stringy sinew 2
strongness elixir 17
stuffed angry cow 23
stuffed astral badger 19
stuffed baby gravy fairy 24
stuffed bandersnatch 5
stuffed Baron von Ratsworth 46
stuffed carpenter 5
stuffed Cheshire bitten 1
stuffed cocoabo 22
stuffed dodo 5
stuffed flaming gravy fairy 20
stuffed frozen gravy fairy 15
stuffed gray blob 155
stuffed hand turkey 19
stuffed key 102
stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech 23
stuffed Meat 51
stuffed mind flayer 24
stuffed mink 55
stuffed monocle 51
stuffed ninja snowman 1
stuffed pocketwatch 2
stuffed scary death orb 21
stuffed shoulder parrot 16
stuffed sleazy gravy fairy 28
stuffed snowy owl 31
stuffed spooky gravy fairy 25
stuffed spooky mushroom 5
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stuffed teddy butler 43
stuffed tin of caviar 50
stuffed treasure chest 79
stuffed undead elbow macaroni 28
stuffing 2
stunt nuts 28
sturdy Crimbo crate 4
styrofoam ore 1
sub-molecular interocitor 5
sucker bucket 2
sucker hakama 3
sucker kabuto 2
sucker scaffold 40
sucker tachi 3
sucky decal 3
Sugar Cog 1
sunken chest 12
suntan lotion of moxiousness 1
super ka-bob 1
Super Magic Power Sword X 1
super-spiky hair gel 8
superamplified boom box 1
superheated fudge 2
Supernova Champagne 1
support cummerbund 2
supportive bra 4
Swabbie™ swab 18
swashbuckling pants 11
sweet rims 1
swirly potion 2
synthetic stuffing 43
t8r tots 3
taco shell 46
tainted seal's blood 2
Tales from the Fireside 1
Tales of a Kansas Toymaker 6
tamarind-flavored chewing gum 11
tambourine 1
tambourine bells 25
tangarita 1
tangerine 1
tap shoes 1
targeting chip 1
tarrrnish charrrm 9
tasket 1
tassel 1
Tasty Fun Good rice candy 89
tasty tart 1
tattered paper crown 3
tattered scrap of paper 18
tawdry amethyst 1
teddy borg 8
teeny-tiny magic scroll 3
teeny-tiny ninja stars 2
teflon spatula 1
tenderizing hammer 19
tequila grenade 2
tequila with training wheels 1
The Art of Slapfighting 1
The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones 5
The Big Book of Pirate Insults 19
The Joy of Wassailing 6
The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff 1
The Spirit of Crimbo 1
theoretical string 43
thermos full of Knob coffee 1
thin black candle 1
thistle wine 3
throbbing rage gland 1
throwing wrench 6
thyme jelly donut 1
Tickle-Me Emilio 1
Tiger-lily's milk 19
tighty whiteys 1
tin cup of mulligan stew 1
tin magnolia 52
tiny bottle of absinthe 200
tiny house 2
tiny ninja sword 1
tiny plastic 11 Dealer 1
tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf 2
tiny plastic abominable fudgeman 1
tiny plastic accordion thief 1
tiny plastic angry bugbear 1
tiny plastic angry goat 3
tiny plastic anime smiley 1
tiny plastic apathetic lizardman 1
tiny plastic astronomer 3
tiny plastic Axe Wound 1
tiny plastic baby gravy fairy 3
tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth 2
tiny plastic barrrnacle 6
tiny plastic beanbat 4
tiny plastic Beelzebozo 2
tiny plastic Best Game Ever 1
tiny plastic Big Candy 1
tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar 1
tiny plastic Black Knight 2
tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball 4
tiny plastic blooper 7
tiny plastic Bonerdagon 1
tiny plastic Boss Bat 1
tiny plastic brainsweeper 1
tiny plastic briefcase bat 5
tiny plastic Cheshire bat 7
tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite 1
tiny plastic cocoabo 3
tiny plastic coffee pixie 6
tiny plastic colollilossus 1
tiny plastic conservationist hippy 1
tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ 1
tiny plastic Crimbo Casino 1
tiny plastic Crimbo elf 3
tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer 7
tiny plastic Crimbo wreath 3
tiny plastic Crimbomination 1
tiny plastic cubist bull 2
tiny plastic demoninja 3
tiny plastic disco bandit 3
tiny plastic Don Crimbo 1
tiny plastic drunk goat 2
tiny plastic fat stack of cash 1
tiny plastic fax machine 1
tiny plastic Felonia 1
tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus 4
tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker 2
tiny plastic fluffy bunny 2
tiny plastic fruit golem 1
tiny plastic Fudge Wizard 1
tiny plastic fuzzy dice 5
tiny plastic G Imp 1
tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick 2
tiny plastic ghuol whelp 4
tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers 2
tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser 2
tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester 3
tiny plastic goth giant 2
tiny plastic grue 2
tiny plastic handsome mariachi 4
tiny plastic Hellion 4
tiny plastic hermit 1
tiny plastic hobo elf 1
tiny plastic howling balloon monkey 3
tiny plastic Iiti Kitty 3
tiny plastic killer bee 2
tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter 3
tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl 2
tiny plastic Knob Goblin King 3
tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist 1
tiny plastic Knott Yeti 1
tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box 2
tiny plastic leprechaun 3
tiny plastic levitating potato 4
tiny plastic lobsterfrogman 2
tiny plastic Mob Penguin 1
tiny plastic mosquito 4
tiny plastic Mr. Mination 2
tiny plastic mutant elf 1
tiny plastic ninja snowman 3
tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy 3
tiny plastic pastamancer 2
tiny plastic Protagonist 2
tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime 2
tiny plastic sauceror 1
tiny plastic scary clown 1
tiny plastic seal clubber 1
tiny plastic senile lihc 2
tiny plastic smarmy pirate 1
tiny plastic Spam Witch 3
tiny plastic spiny skelelton 2
tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton 3
tiny plastic spooky vampire 1
tiny plastic Spunky Princess 2
tiny plastic stab bat 4
tiny plastic star starfish 3
tiny plastic stocking mimic 1
tiny plastic strand of DNA 1
tiny plastic sweet nutcracker 6
tiny plastic taco cat 1
tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski 2
tiny plastic The Man 2
tiny plastic topiary golem 2
tiny plastic trollipop 1
tiny plastic Trouser Snake 3
tiny plastic turtle tamer 1
tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo 1
tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni 2
tiny plastic warwelf 2
tiny plastic whitesnake 2
tiny plastic XXX pr0n 1
tiny plastic zmobie 1
tiny shaker of salt 1
tip jar 12
tires 15
tisket 1
titanium assault umbrella 9
toast 163
tofu casserole 4
tofu taco 2
tofurkey gravy 3
tofurkey leg 1
Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste 36
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tomato daiquiri 3
tomato juice of powerful power 51
tomb ratchet 3
tooth 1
top 3
tourmalime 18
towel 8
toy hoverpad 40
toy jet pack 1
toy maglev monorail 1
toy ray gun 1
toy space helmet 1
triangular CRIMBCOOKIE 3
trilobite candy mold 1
trilobite fossil 9
Trivial Avocations board game 1
Trollhouse cookies 74
tropical orchid 1
true grit 14
tube of dread wax 31
tube sock 2
Tuesday's ruby 1
turtle totem 1
twinkly nuggets 2
twinkly powder 1
twinkly wad 2
twitching claw 9
Typical Tavern swill 2
ultimate ultimate frisbee 11
Uncle Crimbo's Rations 3
Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide 60
Uncle Hobo's belt 1
Uncle Hobo's highest bough 2
Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix 9
Uncle Romulus 2
uncooked chorizo 6
unearthly onyx 3
unidentified jerky 31
union scalemail pants 1
unrefined Mountain Stream syrup 1
Unspeakable Earring 1
unstable DNA 25
unstable laser battery 62
unwound clockwork grapefruit 1
upsy daisy 66
Ur-Donut 1
Uranium Omega of Temperance 2
urinal cake 13
useless powder 416
Valentine 2
valuable trinket 49
vampire collar 2
vampire pearl 1
vampire pearl ring 1
vanilla-frosted king cake 2
velcro boots 1
Venus flytrap 1
vertebra of the Bonerdagon 1
vial of Gnomochloric acid 1
vial of patchouli oil 2
vibrating cyborg knife 6
viking helmet 1
vinegar 1
vinegar-soaked lemon slice 1
vinyl boots 2
vinyl ore 1
vinyl shield 3
vitachoconutriment capsule 20
vodka and cranberry 3
vodka martini 1
vorpal blade 1
wad of dough 113
wad of tofu 1
wand of fudge control 1
Wand of Nagamar 1
wang 2
war tongs 1
warm mushroom 1
Warm Subject gift certificate 1
washboard shield 1
water pipe bomb 2
water wings 1
whisker pencil 8
whiskey and cola 3
whiskey sour 2
white Canadian 3
white candy heart 2
white candygram 6
white chocolate and tomato pizza 5
white chocolate chip cookies 3
white chocolate chips 2
White Citadel burger 2
white collar 1
white hat hacker T-shirt 1
white lightning 3
white picket fence 26
white pixel 2
white satin pants 1
white satin shield 1
white snake skin 11
white sword 1
wicker shield 1
wind-up meatcar 64
windchimes 38
wine spritzer 1
Wint-O-Fresh mint 4
wintergreen-flavored potato chips 1
witty rapier 1
wok lobster 1
wolf mask 1
wonderwall shield 1
wooden axe 2
wooden figurine 1
wooden stakes 14
wool hat 1
Workytime Tea 1
world's smallest violin 2
worn tophat 1
woven baling wire bracelets 1
wreath of laurels 2
wussiness potion 57
yak skin 1
yam candy 1
ye olde golde frontes 2
yellow candy heart 9
yellow candygram 6
yellow gummi ingot 129
Yellow Moon of Compassion 1
yellow snowcone 1
yellow striped oyster egg 2
yeti fur 56
yohohoyo 5
Yummy Tummy bean 8
Zim Merman's guitar 2
Zinc Delta of Tranquility 4
Zombo's grievous greaves 1
Zombo's shield 1
Zombo's shoulder blade 1
Zombo's skullcap 1
Zu Mannkäse Dienen 3