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Display Case for Kaspersai (#1373031)
This player is ranked #203 for Most Unique Items with a total of 3,473 items.

This player is a member of the clan Smarty Pants Puffin Killers.

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Kaspersai (#1373031)
This player has 3,473 unique items and 40,303 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"DRINK ME" potion 140
"honey" dipper 2
"KICK ME" sign 1
Überraschthexengebräu 1
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 1
1-ball 2
1.21 jigawatts 1
100-Watt bulb 1
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 8
2-ball 5
25-meat staff 1
3-ball 2
30669 scroll 9
33398 scroll 15
334 scroll 8
4-ball 5
4-dimensional guitar 2
5-Alarm Saucepan 1
5-ball 5
5-hour acrimony 1
6-ball 4
64067 scroll 1
668 scroll 1
7-ball 3
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 9
7-inch discus 1
8-ball 1
8-billed baseball cap 1
9-ball 2
a butt tuba 1
a little sump'm sump'm 28
abandoned candy 4
abominable blubber 5
abominable snowcone 2
accidental cider 6
acid-squirting flower 4
acoustic guitarrr 4
actual reality goggles 1
actual tapas 3
adder 9
adder bladder 23
aerogel attache case 1
Aggressive Carrot 2
agua de vida 2
airblaster gun 1
albatross necklace 1
Alewife™ Ale 18
Alexy sauce 1
alien animal goo 8
alien gemstone 22
alien meat 31
alien plant fibers 171
alien plant goo 12
alien rock sample 1,297
alien toenails 27
all-purpose cleaner 8
all-purpose flower 1
almost-dead walkie-talkie 1
alpha-mail pants 1
alphabet gum 1
amber aviator shades 2
Ambitious Turkey 1
amok pudding 6
amok putter 2
amulet of extreme plot significance 37
Amulet of Yendor 2
ancient cursed foot locker 1
ancient frozen dinner 10
ancient ice cream scoop 3
ancient Magi-Wipes 14
ancient poisoned dart 14
ancient protein powder 39
ancient spice 13
ancient stone fist 6
ancient stone head 8
ancient turtle shell 2
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 1
ancient vinyl coin purse 2
anemone nematocyst 1
anemone sauce 1
angel-food cake 1
Angry Farmer candy 58
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 1
Ankh of Badahnkadh 1
anniversary balloon 2
anniversary balsa wood socks 1
anniversary burlap belt 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
anniversary gift box 3
anniversary pewter cape 1
anniversary safety glass vest 1
anniversary tiny latex mask 1
annoying pitchfork 4
ant agonist 26
ant hoe 1
ant pick 2
ant pitchfork 2
ant rake 1
ant sickle 2
anti-anti-antidote 10
anticheese 6
antique bottle of cough syrup 2
antique greaves 4
antique hand mirror 7
antique helmet 3
antique machete 2
antique packet of ketchup 5
antique shield 1
antique spear 1
apathetic lizardman doll 1
Argarggagarg's fang 1
armgun 17
around the world 1
arrowgram 1
arrrgyle socks 3
Arrrmetia trading card 1
arse-a'fire elixir 1
artisanal limoncello 9
asbestos apron 3
asbestos crossbow 1
asbestos crossbow string 1
asbestos helmet turtle 1
asbestos meat stack 1
asbestos ore 14
asbestos staff 1
asbestos stick 1
asbestos sword 1
asbestos sword hilt 1
ASCII shirt 2
asparagus knife 18
asparagus lo mein 1
asparagus stir-fry 1
aspirin 1
Ass-Stompers of Violence 1
asshat 1
astral mushroom 3
astronaut pants 1
atomic vector plotter 1
attention spanner 1
attorney's badge 6
automatic catapult 2
awful poetry journal 29
Ax of L'rose 1
bätzle 1
baby cuddlefish 1
baby killer bee 1
baby oil shooter 4
babycakes 1
backwoods screwdriver 2
BACON 37
baconstone 6
baconstone bracelet 1
baconstone earring 1
baconstone pendant 1
badass belt 7
badger badge 1
bag of airline peanuts 2
bag of Cheat-Os 10
bag of gross foreign snacks 1
bag of lard 1
bag of pygmy blood 5
bag of QWOP 1
baggie of powdered sugar 58
bakelite-covered bacon 1
balaclava 4
balaclava baklava 7
ball 1
ball-in-a-cup 4
ballast turtle 2
balloon helmet 2
balloon monkey 1
balloon shield 1
balloon sword 2
ballroom blintz 2
bamboo bokuto 1
banana 8
banana cream pie 1
banana daiquiri 1
banana peel 14
banana smoothie 1
banana-frosted king cake 6
banjo strings 1
bar skin 14
bar whip 1
barbed-wire fence 2
bargain flash powder 8
bark beret 1
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 1
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 1
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 5
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 1
barrel-aged martini 14
barrrnacle 4
barskin buckler 1
barskin cloak 1
barskin hat 1
barskin loincloth 1
barskin tent 1
bartender skull 1
bartender-in-the-box 1
Barulio's bottle 1
baseball 20
Bash-Ōs cereal 5
basic meat crossbow 1
basic meat fez 1
basic meat foon 1
basic meat helmet 1
basic meat kilt 1
basic meat pants 1
basic meat skirt 1
basic meat spork 1
basic meat staff 1
basic meat sword 1
bastard baster 1
bat guano 23
bat haggis 1
bat hat 1
bat whip 1
bat wing 53
bat wing kabob 1
bat wing stir-fry 1
bat-ass leather jacket 2
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 1
batblade 10
batgut 74
battered Crimbo Crate 37
battered hubcap 1
battered old top-hat 1
Battlie Light Saver 5
bazookafish bubble gum 40
Beach Buck 299
beach glass bead 1
beach glass necklace 1
bean burrito 17
beanbag chair 1
beaten-up Chucks 1
beaver spear 7
bed of coals 1
beefy fish meat 2
beer basted brat 1
beer bomb 20
beer bong 7
beer cartilage 1
beer goggles 1
beer helmet 14
beer lens 4
beer-a-pult 1
beertini 1
begpwnia 1
beholed bedsheet 1
beige clambroth marble 2
bejeweled accordion strap 1
bejeweled cufflinks 4
bejeweled pledge pin 18
bell-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
bellhop bell 1
bellhop's hat 16
Ben-Gal™ Balm 3
Benetton's Medley of Diversity 4
bent scrap metal 9
Better Than Cuddling Cake 1
BGE merchandise order form 1
BGE pocket calendar 1
BGE shotglass 6
BGE tiny plastic toy 2
bi-lateral logic compressor 1
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 1
big bad voodoo mask 1
big bass drum 5
big boom 5
big bundle of chamoix 3
big dribbly candle 5
big red button 1
big red clown nose 7
big rock 2
big stick 4
big stirring stick 1
bigger stick 5
bilge wine 15
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 1
bindle of joy 6
biomechanical crimborg helmet 1
biomechanical crimborg leg armor 1
bird rib 3
birthday party jellybean cheesecake 1
Bit O' Ectoplasm 1
bit of clingfilm 6
bit-o-cactus 6
Bjorn's Hammer 1
black & tan 7
black and white cracker 2
black belt 1
black blade 2
Black Body™ spray 1
black brandy 1
black candy heart 2
black catseye marble 1
black cherry soda 1
black cloak 2
black cowboy hat 1
black eye shadow 10
black eyedrops 1
black facepaint 1
black forest cake 2
black forest ham 3
black gold 1
black greaves 5
black helmet 4
black kettle drum 2
black label 4
black lotus 1
Black No. 2 11
black paisley oyster egg 4
black pension check 5
black pepper 4
black picnic basket 10
black pixel 42
black plastic oyster egg 1
black polka-dot oyster egg 1
black pudding 3
black sheepskin diploma 1
black shield 4
black snake skin 13
black snowcone 1
black spot 4
black striped oyster egg 1
black sword 7
black tear 2
black-and-blue light 113
blackberry 65
blackberry combat boots 1
blackberry moccasins 1
blackberry polite 1
blackberry slippers 1
Blackfly Chardonnay 5
Blatantly Canadian 5
Blizzards I Have Died In 2
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 14
blood flower 1
blood of the Wereseal 1
blood-faced volleyball 1
bloodied surgical dungarees 2
bloodstain stick 6
bloody beer 1
bloody clown pants 12
bloody mary 1
blowdart 18
blue paisley oyster egg 1
blue pixel 21
blue pixel potion 1
blue plasma ball 128
blue plastic baby 2
blue plastic oyster egg 2
blue polka-dot oyster egg 1
blue shell 1
blue snowcone 2
blue striped oyster egg 1
blue suede shoes 1
blue velvet cake 1
blue-frosted astral cupcake 1
blundarrrbus 1
Bohemian rhapsody 2
boilermaker 1
Boletus Broletus mushroom 2
bone abacus 1
bone collar 1
bone flute 9
bone rattle 1
Bonerdagon necklace 1
book of matches 1
booty chest charrrm 1
booty chest charrrm bracelet 1
Boozehounds Anonymous token 3
borg sock monkey 1
boring spaghetti 9
Boris's key lime 1
Boris's key lime pie 2
Boris's ring 3
Boss Bat bling 2
Boss Bat britches 1
bottle of alcohol 20
bottle of antifreeze 1
bottle of black cat tonic 1
bottle of bubbles 1
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 1
bottle of cooking sherry 4
bottle of Definit 1
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 1
bottle of Evermore 23
bottle of gin 18
bottle of goofballs 1
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 1
bottle of laundry sherry 1
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 1
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 13
bottle of moontan lotion 1
bottle of Mystic Shell 1
bottle of norwhiskey 13
bottle of Ooze-O 1
bottle of peppermint schnapps 2
bottle of perfume 1
bottle of Pete's Sake 6
bottle of Pinot Renoir 1
bottle of pirate juice 1
bottle of popskull 4
bottle of realpagne 7
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 3
bottle of rum 51
bottle of sake 13
bottle of sewage schnapps 1
bottle of tequila 12
bottle of ultravitamins 1
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 1
bottle of vodka 7
bottle of whiskey 9
bottle opener belt buckle 6
bottlecap turtle 1
bottled inspiration 1
bounty-hunting helmet 1
bounty-hunting pants 1
bounty-hunting rifle 1
bouquet of circular saw blades 1
bow staff 1
bowl of Bounty-Os 1
bowl of cottage cheese 7
bowl of fishysoisse 1
bowl of lucky charms 4
bowl of mummy guts 1
bowl of rye sprouts 1
Bowl of Scorpions 1
bowlegged pants 1
bowler 1
bowling ball 2
box 10
box of Dweebs 2
box of sunshine 20
box turtle 1
box-in-the-box-in-the-box 1
boxed champagne 1
boxed wine 8
boxing glove 2
boxing glove on a spring 1
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 1
brains casserole 2
brainy skull 1
Bram's choker 1
brass dorsal fin 1
brass gear 2
brass stinger 1
breadwand 1
Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air 1
brick 4
brick of sand 1
briefcase 6
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 1
brine 1
briny vinegar 1
broken carburetor 1
broken cellular phone 1
broken skull 36
broken sword 2
bronze breastplate 1
bronzed locust 4
BROS Energy Drink 16
brown crock marble 19
brown felt tophat 1
brown paper bag mask 1
brown paper pants 2
brown plastic baby 1
brown sugar cane 53
bubble bauble bow 1
bubblewrap crossbow 1
bubblewrap ore 1
bubblewrap staff 1
bubblewrap sword 1
bubblin' crude 148
bubbly potion 1
bucket of anniversary lard 1
bucket of honey 14
buckler buckle 2
buckyball 1
buffalo blade 1
bugbear beanie 16
bugbear bungguard 8
Bulky Buddy Box 4
bullet-proof corduroys 24
bum cheek 11
bumblebee marble 4
bunch of bananas 1
bunch of square grapes 4
bungle in the jungle 5
bunny liver 1
buoybottoms 2
burrowgrub hive 1
burst hellseal brain 5
bus pass 1
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 1
C.B.F.G. 1
C.H.U.M. chum 2
C.H.U.M. knife 2
C.H.U.M. lantern 2
cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 1
cactus fruit 8
cactus monocle 1
caipifruta 1
calavera concertina 1
calle de miel 1
calle de miel with a fly in it 1
can cannon 1
can of Binarrrca 1
can of black paint 2
can of cherry-flavored sterno 113
can of CRIMBCOLA 1
can of fake snow 1
can of franks 'n' beans 1
can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ 6
can of maces 3
can of Red Minotaur 3
can of spinach 2
can of starch 1
can of Swiller 53
Can-Can skirt 1
can-can-in-a-can 2
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 9
candied kobold 1
candied yam pinky ring 1
candied yams 9
candy cane 1
candy cornucopia 1
candy kneecapping stick 5
candy knuckles 2
candy skeleton 1
candy stake 1
cannonball charrrm 1
cannonball charrrm bracelet 1
canopic jar 14
canteen of wine 60
carbonated soy milk 17
carbonated water lily 64
cardboard ore 1
cardboard sword 1
cardboard wakizashi 4
carob brownies 1
carob cannon 1
carob chunk cookies 1
carob chunk noodles 1
carob chunks 1
carton of rotten eggs 2
carton of snake milk 14
casino pass 3
cast 11
cast-iron legacy paddle 1
cat appendix 8
catgut 10
catgut taco 1
catskin buckler 1
catskin cap 1
catsup 1
cement sandals 1
centipede eggs 8
Cerebral Cloche 1
Cerebral Crossbow 1
Cerebral Culottes 1
chain-mail monokini 1
chakra malt 1
chakra sludge 2
chakra-mental wine 1
chaos butterfly 72
charged magnet 1
charming flute 5
charrrm bracelet 2
cheap Chinese beer 2
cheap cigar butt 14
cheap elven gloves 16
cheap plastic blowgun 4
cheap plastic bottle opener 1
cheap studded belt 110
cheap toaster 2
cheap wind-up clock 1
cheer extractor 1
cheerful pajama pants 1
chef skull 1
chef's hat 9
chef-in-the-box 2
cherry 1
Cherry Cloaca Cola 1
cherry pie 1
Chester's Aquarius medallion 1
Chester's bag of candy 1
Chester's moustache 1
Chester's muscle shirt 1
chewing gum on a string 2
children of the candy corn 3
Chinese curse words 1
chintzy accordion pin 1
chintzy disco ball pendant 1
chintzy noodle ring 1
chintzy saucepan earring 1
chintzy seal pendant 3
chintzy turtle brooch 1
chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli 2
chisel 1
chitinous pod 1
chloroform rag 3
chocolate box 1
chocolate filthy lucre 1
chocolate spurs 1
chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses 1
chocolate-covered scarab beetle 2
Choker of the Ultragoth 1
chopsticks 5
Chorale of Companionship 1
Chori Zo trading card 1
chorizo brownies 1
chorizo taco 6
chrome crossbow 1
chrome crossbow string 1
chrome helmet turtle 1
chrome meat stack 1
chrome ore 18
chrome staff 3
chrome stick 3
chrome sword 4
chrome sword hilt 1
chunk of depleted Grimacite 2
chunk of rock salt 12
cigarette lighter 5
Claw of the Infernal Seal 1
clay peace-sign bead 2
Claybender glasses 1
Climate Colada 1
clingfilm cap 1
clingfilm slippers 1
clingfilm tangle 1
clingfilm trousers 1
Cloaca Cola Polar 1
Cloaca-Cola 9
Cloaca-Cola c-rations 1
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 3
Cloaca-Cola helmet 4
Cloaca-Cola knapsack 2
Cloaca-Cola shield 5
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife 1
clockwork bartender-in-the-box 1
clockwork chef-in-the-box 1
clockwork claws 1
clockwork clockwise dome 1
clockwork counterclockwise dome 1
clockwork crossbow 1
clockwork detective skull 1
clockwork doohickey 1
clockwork endoskeleton 1
clockwork handle 1
clockwork hat 1
clockwork key 2
clockwork maid 1
clockwork pants 1
clockwork pirate skull 1
clockwork rings 1
clockwork rod 1
clockwork shank 1
clockwork sheet 1
clockwork sphere 1
clockwork spine 1
clockwork staff 1
clockwork thingamajig 1
clockwork trench coat 1
clockwork widget 1
cloudy potion 2
clown hammer 2
clown shoes 6
clown skin 9
clown whip 2
clown wig 2
clownskin belt 1
clownskin buckler 1
clownskin harness 1
club necklace 6
club of the five seasons 2
clutch of dodecapede eggs 1
coal dust 4
coal shovel 2
cob of corn 1
Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau 2
cocktail napkin 18
cocktail onion 16
cocoa egg 1
cocoa eggshell fragment 99
coconut bikini top 1
coconut shell 1
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 1
Codpiece of the Goblin King 1
coffin lid 3
cog 107
cog and sprocket assembly 1
cold and sour sauce 1
cold hi mein 1
Cold Hots candy 2
cold ninja mask 5
cold nuggets 13
cold powder 2
cold wad 2
cold water bottle 1
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 1
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 4
colored-light "necklace" 1
colorful toad 6
comb jelly 2
comfy coffin 1
commemorative war stein 1
communications windchimes 27
complex alien zoological sample 4
compression stocking 6
concentrated cordial of concentration 1
concentrated garbage juice 2
concentrated magicalness pill 6
congratulatory cake 1
Connery's Elixir of Audacity 5
control crystal 1
Cookbook of the Damned 2
cool mushroom 1
cool mushroom casserole 1
cool mushroom wine 1
cool whip 3
Copper Alpha of Sincerity 2
copper ha'penny charrrm 1
copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet 1
cordial of concentration 1
corked genie bottle 1
corn holder 1
corncob pipe 1
cornuthaum 1
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 5
Corpse Island iced tea 11
corpse on the beach 15
corpsebite 1
corpsedriver 13
corpsetini 11
cosmic lemonade 1
costume sword 2
cottage 2
cotton candy bale 1
cotton candy cone 1
cotton candy cordial 1
cotton candy pillow 1
cotton candy plug 1
cotton candy skoshe 1
cotton candy smidgen 1
crêepy mask 2
cracker 2
cranberries 30
cranberry cordial 1
crappy waiter disguise 33
crayon shavings 1
crazy hobo notebook 6
crazy little Turkish delight 31
cream of pointy mushroom soup 1
cream pie 1
cream stout 4
creamsicle 9
creepy ginger ale 19
CRIMBCOIDS mints 1
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 1
Crimbo pie 1
Crimbo wreath 1
Crimbomination Contraption 1
Crimboween memo 1
Crimbuck 101
crossbow string 1
crowbarrr 5
Crown of the Goblin King 5
crown-shaped beanie 10
crude voodoo doll 1
cruelty-free wine 3
crumpled felt fedora 1
cryptic puzzle box 1
crystalline reamer 1
crystallized memory 1
cup of infinite pencils 1
cup of primitive beer 25
curdflinger 1
curmudgel 2
cursed black pearl onion 1
cursed bottle of black-label rum 1
cursed bottle of rum 1
cursed breeches 1
cursed cannonball 1
cursed cutlass 1
cursed dirty joke scroll 1
cursed eyepatch 1
cursed piece of thirteen 1
Cursed Punch 1
cursed sea biscuit 1
cursed voodoo skull 1
cursed wishbone 3
custard pie 24
cyber-mattock 2
cyborg doll 3
cyborg stompin' boot 11
cyclops eyedrops 1
cymbal syrup 1
d10 1
d20 1
d8 1
Daffy Taffy 16
daisy 3
dance card 3
Danglin' Chad's loincloth 1
dark baconstone ring 1
dark hamethyst ring 1
dark porquoise ring 1
dark potion 1
Das Überkühlraum trading card 1
das boot 1
day-old beer 104
dead guy's watch 4
deadly lampshade 1
deadly nightshade 1
death blossom 1
decaying goldfish liver 1
decaying wooden oar 1
deck of tropical cards 1
decomposed boot 17
decorative fountain 1
deep six-shooter 2
defective skull 1
dehydrated caviar 5
delectable fire ant 1
delicious comfit? 1
delicious noodles 4
delicious salad 1
delicious shimmering moth 1
delicious spicy noodles 4
delicious stinkbug 1
delicious swamp muck 51
demon buckler 1
demon skin 23
demon whip 1
demon-horned hat 1
demonskin jacket 1
demonskin trousers 1
denim axe 1
dense meat crossbow 1
dense meat stack 2
dense meat staff 1
dense meat sword 1
dental pliers 1
dented harmonica 11
deodorant 11
depantsing bomb 4
depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick 2
depleted uranium seal figurine 1
desiccated apricot 7
detective skull 2
devil's-food cake 1
diamond necklace 5
diamond-studded cane 16
diamond-studded fronts 1
didgeridooka 21
Diet Cloaca Cola 1
digital key lime 1
digital key lime pie 2
dilapidated wizard hat 1
dill 1
dinged-up triangle 2
dire fudgesicle 3
dirt julep 1
dirty hobo gloves 39
disassembled clover 1
disbelief suspenders 3
Disco 'Fro Pick 1
disco ball 23
Disco Banjo 2
disco mask 31
disease 13
disembodied brain 2
disembodied smile 2
dishrag 1
disintegrating quill pen 23
disintegrating sheet music 1
disintegrating spiky collar 1
displaced fish 212
disposable instant camera 1
distilled fortified wine 8
distressed denim pants 13
disturbing fanfic 66
Divine 2
divine cracker 1
diving muff 1
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 7
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 5
Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent 1
Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm 1
Doc's Miracle Cure 1
Dogsgotnonoz pills 1
doll house 137
dollhive 130
Dolphin King's crown 2
dolphin whistle 26
donkey flipbook 2
dope gangsta bling-bling 5
dope wheels 1
Double Bacon Beelzeburger 1
double-barreled sling 1
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 1
drab sonata 9
draggin' ball hat 15
dragon snaps 2
dragonfish caviar 7
Dramatic™ range 5
dreadlock whip 10
Dreadsylvanian Almanac page 1
dried face 14
dripping meat crossbow 1
dripping meat staff 1
dripping meat sword 1
Drowsy Sword 9
drum machine 1
drum of tommy ammo 74
dry martini 1
dry noodles 14
dry vodka martini 1
drywall axe 6
ducha de oro 1
duck-on-a-string 1
duct tape 6
duct tape buckler 1
duct tape dockers 1
duct tape fedora 1
duct tape shirt 1
duct tape sword 1
duct tape wallet 1
dueling turtle 2
dull fish scale 8
dungeoneer's dungarees 3
duonoculars 1
Duskwalker fangs 4
Duskwalker syringe 5
dusty animal cranium 1
dusty animal jawbone 1
dusty animal pelvis 1
dusty animal skull 1
dusty bottle of Marsala 1
dusty bottle of Merlot 7
dusty bottle of Muscat 2
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 1
dusty bottle of Port 1
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 2
dusty Crimbo crate 74
dusty eighth caudal vertebra 2
dusty eighth thoracic vertebra 2
dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra 7
dusty fifth caudal vertebra 1
dusty fifth cervical vertebra 1
dusty fifth lumbar vertebra 2
dusty fifth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty first caudal vertebra 1
dusty first cervical vertebra 1
dusty first lumbar vertebra 1
dusty first thoracic vertebra 2
dusty fourth caudal vertebra 1
dusty fourth cervical vertebra 2
dusty fourth lumbar vertebra 1
dusty left fibula 1
dusty left first front claw 3
dusty left fourth front claw 1
dusty left fourth rear claw 2
dusty left kneecap 1
dusty left ninth rib 3
dusty left second rear claw 1
dusty left seventh rib 1
dusty left sixth rib 1
dusty left tibia 1
dusty right clavicle 1
dusty right femur 3
dusty right fibula 3
dusty right fifth rib 3
dusty right first rear claw 1
dusty right first rib 1
dusty right fourth front claw 1
dusty right fourth rear claw 2
dusty right fourth rib 1
dusty right humerus 1
dusty right second front claw 1
dusty right second rib 1
dusty right seventh rib 2
dusty right sixth rib 2
dusty right tenth rib 1
dusty right tibia 1
dusty right twelfth rib 2
dusty sacral vertebrae 3
dusty second cervical vertebra 1
dusty second lumbar vertebra 1
dusty sixth caudal vertebra 1
dusty sixth lumbar vertebra 1
dusty sixth thoracic vertebra 2
dusty tenth caudal vertebra 1
dusty tenth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty third lumbar vertebra 1
dusty third thoracic vertebra 1
dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra 1
dwarf bread 4
dwarvish magazine 2
Dyspepsi grenade 8
Dyspepsi-Cola 61
Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations 1
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues 2
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet 3
Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack 1
Dyspepsi-Cola shield 3
Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen 1
eagle feather 6
eagle's milk 10
Earring of Fire 1
easter egg balloon 3
Eau de Guaneau 2
ectoplasmic orbs 21
edible alien plant bit 76
eel skin 1
eelskin hat 1
eelskin pants 1
eelskin shield 1
effervescent potion 4
effluvious emerald 2
eggbeater 3
eggnog 2
eighth plague 1
El Vibrato energy spear 1
El Vibrato helmet 1
El Vibrato leg guards 1
El Vibrato power sphere 1
El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) 2
El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) 2
El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) 1
El Vibrato translator 1
eldritch alignment spray 2
eldritch distillate 1
eldritch effluvium 6,072
eldritch essence 19
eldritch extract 1
eldritch hammer 1
eldritch hat 2
eldritch ichor 933
eldritch mushroom 2
eldritch pants 2
eldritch rub 1
eldritch scanner 2
Eldritch snap 3
eldritch tincture 1
electric snakebite 1
electrical thingamabob 60
elegant nightstick 2
elephant stinger 1
Elf Farm Raffle ticket 3
Elfin shortbread 1
Elmley shades 3
Elron's Explosive Etude 2
elven limbos gingerbread 44
elven cellocello 11
elven moonshine 22
elven socks 14
elven suicide capsule 11
elven whittling knife 1
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empty blowgun 1
empty Cloaca-Cola bottle 24
empty meat tank 14
enchanted barbell 4
enchanted bean 2
enchanted bean burrito 2
enchanted brass knuckles 1
enchanted eyepatch 1
enchanted handwarmer 6
enchanted toothpick 11
enchantlers 2
encoder ring 2
energy drink IV 16
ennui-flavored potato chips 15
enormous belt buckle 6
enormous hoop earring 4
Ent cider 1
epic wad 1
escargotsicle 1
especially salty dog 6
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eternal knot tattoo 1
evil golden arch 36
evil golden arches 1
evil teddy bear 5
evil teddy bear sewing kit 1
exotic jungle fruit 3
exotic orchid 1
exotic travel brochure 53
expired bottle of peppermint schnapps 1
expired can of franks 'n' beans 2
explosion-flavored chewing gum 1
extra-fancy ring setting 2
extra-greasy slider 13
extra-large palm-frond toupee 1
extra-spicy bloody mary 4
extra-strength strongness elixir 22
eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest 1
eXtreme meat crossbow 1
eXtreme meat staff 2
eXtreme meat sword 1
eXtreme mittens 13
eXtreme nose ring 1
eXtreme scarf 10
extremely wet T-shirt 5
eye of newt 62
eye-pod 2
eyedrops of newt 1
eyedrops of the ermine 1
eyedrops of the ocelot 1
eyepatch 15
f3d0r4 12
fabric hardener 2
fabric softener 1
facehugging alien 3
facsimile dictionary 5
fairy gravy boat 10
fake blood 3
fake fake vomit 2
fake hand 1
Falcon™ Maltese Liquor 5
Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium 1
fancy ball mask 1
fancy bath salts 34
fancy canapés 2
fancy chocolate 1
fancy chocolate car 7
fancy dress ball 4
fancy schmancy cheese sauce 1
fancy seashell necklace 1
fat loot token 5
fat stacks of cash 5
fat wallet 1
Feliz Navidad 1
felt 4
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots 2
fermenting powder 16
ferret bait 86
Ferrigno's Elixir of Power 4
fertilized ghuol egg 2
festive holiday hat 15
fetid feather 26
fettucini Inconnu 1
fez of etymology 1
figurine of a cold seal 3
figurine of a cute baby seal 1
figurine of a shadowy seal 2
figurine of a sleek seal 3
figurine of a slippery seal 4
figurine of a wretched-looking seal 3
figurine of an ancient seal 1
figurine of an armored seal 1
filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") 12
filigreed hamethyst ring 2
filth-encrusted futon 4
filthy corduroys 19
filthy hippy poncho 3
filthy knitted dread sack 18
filthy lucre 13
filthy pestle 4
filthy poultice 57
fine aged cheddarwurst 45
fine wine 2
finger cymbals 1
fire 1
fire flower 1
fire of unknown origin 5
fire poi 17
fish bazooka 2
fish scimitar 4
fish stick 2
fish-liver oil 75
fishy fish 1
fishy fish casserole 2
fishy fish lasagna 1
fizzing spore pod 13
fizzy potion 6
flamin' bindle 1
Flamin' Whatshisname 4
flaming cardboard sword 2
flaming crutch 10
flaming feather 13
flaming glowsticks 2
flaming mushroom 6
flaming mushroom wine 1
flaming talons 14
flange 3
flaregun 15
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flask of Amontillado 1
flask of Gnomochloric acid 1
Flaskfull of Hollow 1
flat dough 26
flat mushroom wine 2
flavored foot massage oil 108
fleetwood chain 7
flimsy clipboard 42
flirtatious feather 19
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floaty sand 17
floorboard cruft 1
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floral-print skirt 1
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flowing hippy skirt 7
flute of flat champagne 3
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flytrap bezoar 1
flytrap pellet 2
foam dart 105
foam noodle 2
Fog Murderer 1
foie gras 1
foolscap fool's cap 8
foon 5
foon of fearfulness 1
foon of fleshiness 1
foon of foulness 1
foon of frigidity 1
foon of fulmination 1
football helmet 1
forest tears 6
fortune cookie 26
Frankly Mr. Shank 1
Frat Army FGF 6
frat brats 3
frayed rope belt 2
Freddy Kruegerand 1
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freezin' bindle 3
French slippers 1
freshwater pearl necklace 3
fricasseed brains 1
frightful feather 27
frigid air mattress 3
frigid hankyū 2
frigid mote 1
frigid ninja stars 71
frilly shirt 3
frilly skirt 7
Frost™ brand sword 2
frostbite-flavored Hob-O 7
Frosty's carrot 1
Frosty's frosty mug 2
Frosty's iceball 1
Frosty's nailbat 2
frozen banquet 6
frozen feather 17
frozen Mob Penguin 4
frozen mushroom 13
frozen nunchaku 5
frozen shampoo-conditioner 100
fruit bowl 1
fruitcake 1
fruitfilm 2
fry-oil-flavored Hob-O 7
Fu Manchu Wax 1
full meat tank 1
Fun-Guy spore 7
funky brass fez 1
funky dried mushroom 60
furniture dolly 8
furry fur 80
furry green earmuffs 1
furry green turtle 1
furry kilt 1
furry pants 2
furry skirt 1
fuzzbump 15
Fuzzby 1
fuzzy busby 1
fuzzy dice 3
ga-ga radio 12
Gaia beads 16
GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine 1
ganger bandana 1
garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O 5
garish pinky ring 3
gas balloon 36
gator skin 103
gatorskin umbrella 1
gauze garter 15
gauze hammock 1
gauze shorts 1
gazing shoes 1
Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire 1
Genalen™ Bottle 9
General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket 25
ghost cucumber 1
ghost key 5
ghost of a necklace 2
ghost pickle on a stick 2
ghost toga 1
ghostly pickling solution 1
ghuol ears 55
ghuol egg 56
ghuol egg quiche 6
ghuol guolash 30
ghuol-ear kabob 2
giant artisanal rice peeler 7
giant book of ancient carols 1
giant cactus quill 7
giant cheesestick 1
giant designer sunglasses 1
giant discarded bottlecap 6
giant discarded plastic fork 3
giant discarded torn-up glove 3
giant driftwood sculpture 1
giant foam finger 7
giant giant moth dust 1
giant glass of brandy 2
giant gym membership card 2
giant heirloom grape tomato 5
giant jar of protein powder 2
giant motorcycle boots 1
giant moxie weed 7
giant needle 48
giant pearl 2
giant penguin keychain 4
giant pinky ring 10
giant shrimp fork 3
giant spider leg 1
giant stuffed bugbear 1
giant turkey leg 1
giant yellow hat 1
gibson 1
gilded ancient cursed chest 3
gilded lily 1
gilded trumpet 1
gimlet 1
gin and tonic 3
gin-soaked blotter paper 1
ginger snaps 6
gingerbread bugbear 4
gingerbread horror 3
gingerbread mutant bugbear 7
gingham blouse 1
glacial sapphire 3
gladiator tunica 1
glark cable 49
Glass Balls of the Goblin King 1
glass of baboon milk 12
glass of bourbon 3
glass of goat's milk 25
glimmering buzzard feather 1
glimmering penguin feather 1
glimmering phoenix feather 1
glimmering raven feather 1
glimmering roc feather 3
glistening fish meat 1
glistening staff 1
glittery mascara 1
glob of cream cheese 2
glob of enchanted icing 3
glob of green slime 48
glob of spoiled mayo 1
gloomy black mushroom 6
gloomy mushroom wine 2
glow-in-the-dark dart gun 2
glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub 1
glow-in-the-dark wristwatch 1
glowing fungus 2
glowing red eye 25
glowing syringe 1
gnat lasagna 1
gnatloaf 1
gnatloaf casserole 1
gnatwing 9
gnatwing earring 2
gnauga hide 1
gnauga hide buckler 1
gnauga hide chaps 1
gnauga hide skirt 1
gnauga hide vest 1
gnauga hide whip 1
gnocchetti di Nietzsche 1
gnoll lips 26
gnoll teeth 16
gnoll-tooth necklace 3
Gnollish autoplunger 3
Gnollish casserole dish 1
Gnollish flyswatter 5
Gnollish pie server 4
Gnollish pie tin 4
Gnollish plunger 5
Gnollish slotted spoon 5
Gnollish toolbox 7
Gnomish sagngria 8
Gnomish toolbox 1
Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer 3
go-go potion 31
Go-Wassail 1
goat 2
goat beard 14
goat cheese 32
goat cheese pizza 10
goat cheese taco 2
goatskin umbrella 13
gob of wet hair 49
goblin hunting spear 3
gold Boozehounds Anonymous token 2
gold lamé pants 2
gold wedding ring 2
golden ring 84
Goodfella contract 23
goofily-plumed helmet 1
googly eye 4
Gordon Bennett 1
goth kid t-shirt 4
goulauncher 1
government booze shipment 1
government candy shipment 1
government food shipment 1
gr8ps 12
grapefruit 22
grapes 14
grass whistle 1
grassy cutlass 3
Grateful Undead T-shirt 1
grave robbing shovel 7
gray bow tie 33
grease gun 1
green balloon 2
green beer 9
green candy heart 1
green clay bead 23
Green Manalishi 5
green peawee marble 40
green pixel 16
green pixel potion 3
green pixie spog 1
green smoke bomb 19
green snowcone 3
green-frosted astral cupcake 2
gremlin juice 17
gremlin mutagen 5
grimstone mask 1
grinning turtle 2
grisly shell fragment 2
grog 5
grouchy restless spirit 6
groupie bra 1
groupie lipstick 2
grue egg 5
grue egg omelette 2
grumpy old man charrrm 5
grumpy old man charrrm bracelet 1
grungy bandana 5
grungy flannel shirt 2
guano coffee cup 2
guitar pick 10
gummi turtle 5
Gummi-DNA 2
Gummi-Gnauga 1
gunky chicken 3
guy made of bee pollen 2
Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom 1
gyroscope 8
haiku katana 1
hair spray 4
hairy staff 1
half-baked potion 1
half-rotten brain 5
half-size scalpel 1
half-sized guitar 4
halfberd 6
hambrosier 2
hamethyst 2
hamethyst necklace 1
hand grenegg 1
hand-carved bow 1
handful of confetti 10
handful of drink tickets 1
handful of fire 4
handful of hand chalk 23
handful of honey 11
handful of Laughing Willow bark 1
handful of moss 100
handful of nuts and berries 9
handful of pine needles 26
handful of sand 64
handful of sawdust 28
handful of Smithereens 1
handful of walnuts 14
handmade hobby horse 4
handsomeness potion 7
happiness 15
Happy Birthday, Claude! cake 3
hard spore pod 1
hardware upgrade 2
harem girl t-shirt 2
Hatorade 1
haunted battery 2
Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance 12
headhunter necktie 4
heart necklace 9
heart of rock and roll 1
heart of the volcano 1
heart-shaped balloon 1
heavy D 98
heavy metal sonata 2
heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr 3
heavy necklace chain 1
hedgeturtle 2
Hell broth 1
Hell ramen 1
hellion cube 29
hellseal claw 18
hellseal whisker 13
helm of the white knight 1
helmet recipe 11
helmet turtle 18
hemp net 1
hemp string 25
henna face paint 21
henna tattoo 1
herb brownies 8
herbal stuffing 22
herbs 48
hermit permit 3
herringcello 9
Herringtini 2
hill of beans 159
Himalayan Hidalgo sauce 1
hippo skin buckler 1
hippo whip 2
hippopotamus skin 10
hippopotamus skirt 1
hipposkin poncho 1
Hippy Army MPE 31
hippy bongo 1
hippy herbal tea 4
hippy medical kit 53
hippy protest button 39
hobo dungarees 1
hobo fortress blueprints 1
Hodgman's almanac 1
Hodgman's blanket 2
Hodgman's cane 1
Hodgman's garbage sticker 1
Hodgman's harmonica 2
Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times 1
Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics 1
Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin 1
Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top 2
Hodgman's lucky sock 2
Hodgman's metal detector 1
Hodgman's varcolac paw 1
Hollandaise helmet 9
honey-dew 1
honey-dipped locust 10
hopping socks 6
horizontal tango 1
hors d'oeuvre tray 2
hot and sour sauce 1
hot buttered roll 1
hot coal 5
hot cross bow 1
hot date 189
hot hi mein 8
hot katana blade 32
hot nuggets 5
hot pink lipstick 1
hot plate 2
hot powder 1
hot wad 83
hot wing 96
hovering sombrero 1
How to Avoid Scams 1
huge bowl of candy 1
huge mosquito proboscis 1
huge spoon 3
Humanitini 1
hypodermic needle 3
ice stein 1
Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace 1
ice-cold fotie 26
ice-cold Sir Schlitz 114
ice-cold six-pack 7
ice-cold Willer 17
iced-out bling 1
icicle katana 1
icy katana hilt 4
icy mushroom wine 1
icy-hot katana 2
iGoogly 12
Iiti Kitty phone charm 5
illegal firecracker 1
imitation crab crate 3
imitation crab meat 10
imitation crab zoea 1
imitation nice watch 1
imitation whetstone 1
imitation White Russian 2
immense cyborg hand 23
imp air 2
Imp Ale 174
imp unity ring 2
imported lemon lozenge 2
incredible pizza 6
industrial strength starch 2
infernal fife 6
infernal insoles 8
inflatable duck 2
ink bladder 1
inkwell 5
inky squid sauce 2
Inndya trading card 1
Inner Strength 11
Inner Truth 8
Inner Wisdom 8
insane tophat 1
insanely spicy bean burrito 1
insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito 3
insanely spicy jumping bean burrito 7
Instant Karma 3
interesting-looking twig 5
intricate clockwork birdhouse 1
intricate clockwork egg 1
invisible bag 4
irate sombrero 4
Iron Beta of Industry 1
iron pasta spoon 1
irradiated candy cane 9
irradiated pet snacks 2
irradiated turtle 1
jabañero pepper 4
jabañero-flavored chewing gum 5
jack flapper 7
Jacob's rung 1
jagged scrap metal 9
jam band 3
jamfish jam 5
jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade 1
jar of anniversary jam 1
jar of fermented pickle juice 1
jar of squeeze 1
jar of swamp gas 1
Jarlsberg's earring 7
Jarlsberg's key lime 1
Jarlsberg's key lime pie 2
jaunty feather 12
jawbruiser 4
Jawmaster 2000™ 1
jazz soap 2
Jefferson wings 1
jellyfish gel 5
jet bennie marble 1
jewelry-making pliers 3
Jocko Homo's head 1
Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet 9
joybuzzer 2
jug of Gnomochloric acid 1
jug-o-magicalness 6
Jumbo Dr. Lucifer 2
jumbo olive 3
jumping bean burrito 2
jumping bean taco 2
jumping horseradish 5
jungle drum 2
jungle floor wax 4
Junior Adventurer's kit 1
Junior Adventurer's merit badge 1
juniper berries 1
Junk-Bond 8
kamicorpse-ee 2
Kashmir sweater 2
keg shield 15
Kentucky-fried meat crossbow 1
Kentucky-fried meat staff 1
Kentucky-fried meat sword 1
Kentucky-style derby 2
ketchup 1
ketchup hound 15
Kevlar balloon 1
kick-ass kicks 13
kickback cookbook 1
killing feather 207
killing jar 3
Kiss the Knob apron 1
Kissin' Cousins 4
kite 1
Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card 1
kiwi 4
kneecapping stick 3
knob bugle 4
Knob Goblin elite helm 12
Knob Goblin elite pants 3
Knob Goblin elite polearm 5
Knob Goblin elite shirt 15
Knob Goblin eyedrops 1
Knob Goblin firecracker 66
Knob Goblin harem pants 5
Knob Goblin harem veil 3
Knob Goblin love potion 34
Knob Goblin lunchbox 2
Knob Goblin melon baller 4
Knob Goblin pants 7
Knob Goblin perfume 18
Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray 2
Knob Goblin scimitar 8
Knob Goblin seltzer 14
Knob Goblin spatula 1
Knob Goblin steroids 15
Knob Goblin stink bomb 1
Knob Goblin superseltzer 7
Knob Goblin tongs 1
Knob Goblin visor 17
Knob jelly donut 2
knob ka-bobs 5
Knob Kitchen grab-bag 1
Knob lo mein 3
Knob mushroom 25
knob mushroom wine 1
Knob nuts 1
Knob pasty 4
Knob sausage 5
Knob sausage stir-fry 1
Knob shroomkabob 2
Knob stir-fry 2
Knob stroganoff 1
Knob stuffed shells 1
knobby helmet turtle 3
Knoll lo mein 2
Knoll mushroom 25
knoll mushroom wine 1
Knoll shroomkabob 8
Knoll stir-fry 1
knuckle sandwich 26
Krakrox's Loincloth 1
Krampus Horn 1
kumquat 3
large box 12
large cocoa eggshell fragment 27
LARP membership card 1
laser-broiled pear 114
lavender paisley oyster egg 5
lavender plastic oyster egg 9
lavender polka-dot oyster egg 19
lavender striped oyster egg 7
lead necklace 3
lead yo-yo 2
Lead Zeta of Chastity 1
leaf 2
leaf of grass 6
leaflet 9
leather chaps 5
leather mask 5
leathery bat skin 17
leathery cat skin 8
leathery rat skin 37
LED block 42
left half of a heart necklace 1
left parenthesis 1
leftover Crimbo rations 1
leftovers of indeterminate origin 9
lemon 56
lemon meringue pie 2
lemonade marble 13
length of string 1
leotarrrd 5
less-than-three-shaped box 1
Let Me Be! 5
letterman's jacket 6
lewd playing card 21
library card 1
licorice garrote 2
lifeless meat doll 1
lihc eye 54
lihc eye pie 2
lihc face 3
limburger biker boots 1
lime 10
lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum 16
line 28
linoleum crossbow 1
linoleum crossbow string 2
linoleum helmet turtle 1
linoleum meat stack 1
linoleum ore 23
linoleum stick 1
linoleum sword 3
linoleum sword hilt 2
lion oil 3
little paper umbrella 11
little round pebble 8
live lobster 1
live nautical mine 1
live wire 2
loaded serum blowgun 1
loadstone 1
loathing eagle baby-doll shirt 1
Lockenstock™ sandals 10
logging hatchet 1
long pork 19
long pork casserole 3
long pork chop sandwiches 7
long skinny balloon 7
long-forgotten necklace 1
long-stemmed rose 1
longhaired hippy wig 3
loose teeth 86
Lord of the Flies-sized fries 1
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 9
los chinos 3
lotion of coldness 11
lotion of hotness 11
lotion of sleaziness 14
lotion of spookiness 2
lotion of stench 17
Loudmouth Larry Lamprey 142
lovecat tail 1
lowercase N 19
lucky ball-and-chain 2
lucky bottlecap 2
lucky rabbit's foot 9
Lucky Surprise Egg 4
lumbering jack 2
lump of Brituminous coal 1
lump of coal 2
lump of diamond 18
lupine sword 1
LWA ring 1
lynyrd musk 7
lynyrd skin 2
lynyrd snare 2
M-242 1
Mace of the Tortoise 2
macroplane grater 1
mad scientist's sock monkey 1
Mad Train wine 221
Mae West 1
Mae West with a fly in it 1
mafia aria 6
mafia organizer badge 1
magic lamp 2
magic whistle 2
magical baguette 4
magical ice cubes 4
magicalness-in-a-can 7
magilaser blastercannon 7
magnetic field 1
magnetic sculpture kit 1
maiden wig 8
makeshift cape 1
makeshift crane 1
makeshift skirt 1
makeshift turban 1
mana curds 1
mandarina colada 2
mandarina colada with a fly in it 1
Manetwich 3
many-eyed glasses 3
maple leaf 1
maple syrup 26
margarita 7
mariachi G-string 18
mariachi hat 17
mariachi pants 13
marine aquamarine 5
Mariner's Friend cough drops 1
marionette 1
marionette collective 1
Mark V Steam-Hat 1
Marquis de Poivre soda 12
marshmallow 5
martini 4
marzipan skull 10
mass of wriggling tentacles 1
massive sitar 1
mauve paisley oyster egg 4
mauve plastic oyster egg 18
mauve polka-dot oyster egg 7
mauve striped oyster egg 8
Maxing, Relaxing 1
Maxwell's Silver Hammer 24
McMillicancuddy's Special Lager 10
meat cowboy hat 1
meat engine 2
meat from yesterday 2
meat golem 1
Meat maid 1
meat paste 12
meat stack 23
meat vortex 52
Meat-inflating powder 5
meatcar model 1
meatloaf helmet 1
meatsmithing guide 2
meatspout staff 2
meaty helmet turtle 1
Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs 1
megatofu 35
Meleegra™ pills 33
melted Jell-o shot 33
memory of a G 1
memory of a T 3
menorette 1
menudo 2
menudo ravioli 1
Mer-kin begsign 2
Mer-kin breastplate 1
Mer-kin bunwig 2
Mer-kin cancerstick 2
Mer-kin cooljuice 10
Mer-kin digpick 3
Mer-kin dodgeball 2
Mer-kin dragbelt 4
Mer-kin dragnet 1
Mer-kin fastjuice 9
Mer-kin finpaddle 1
Mer-kin fitbrine 2
Mer-kin foodbucket 4
Mer-kin headguard 1
Mer-kin healscroll 5
Mer-kin hidepaint 2
Mer-kin hookspear 4
Mer-kin knucklebone 3
Mer-kin lipstick 6
Mer-kin lunchbox 7
Mer-kin mouthsoap 4
Mer-kin prayerbeads 3
Mer-kin pressureglobe 3
Mer-kin ragejuice 1
Mer-kin roundshield 3
Mer-kin sawdust 4
Mer-kin scholar mask 1
Mer-kin scholar tailpiece 1
Mer-kin smartjuice 10
Mer-kin sneakmask 4
Mer-kin stopwatch 2
Mer-kin switchblade 1
Mer-kin takebag 7
Mer-kin thighguard 1
Mer-kin thingpouch 1
Mer-kin worktea 3
mesh cap 8
metallic A 47
metallic foil bow 1
metallic foil cat ears 1
metallic foil radar dish 1
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler 10
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub 73
midget clownfish 1
midriff scrubs 1
milk of magnesium 5
Milk Studs 4
milky potion 6
mime army camouflage kit 3
mime army challenge coin 1
mime army infiltration glove 1
mime army insignia (cryonics) 1
mime army insignia (espionage) 3
mime army insignia (infantry) 1
mime army insignia (intelligence) 1
mime army insignia (morale) 1
mime army insignia (psychological warfare) 1
mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) 1
mime army insignia (sanitation) 1
mime army rations 2
mime army shotglass 1
mime army superserum 2
mime army wine 1
mime eraser 76
mime soul fragment 1
mime-proof sunglasses 1
miming beret 3
miming boots 1
miming corduroys 1
miming gloves 1
miming shirt 2
mimosette 2
mind flayer corpse 7
miner's helmet 7
miner's pants 7
mini-zeppelin 1
miniature antlers 2
miniature carton of clove cigarettes 4
miniature coffin 1
miniature espresso maker 1
Miniborg beeper 6
Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot 1
Miniborg hiveminder 6
Miniborg laser 6
Miniborg stomper 6
Miniborg strangler 6
misfit dolly 1
Misty Cloak 1
mixed wildflower greens 16
Mob Penguin cellular phone 9
mocking turtle 6
Mohawk wig 11
moist sailor's cap 1
mojo filter 1
mole molé 1
molotov cocktail cocktail 40
molten scrap metal 5
Mon Tiki 1
monkey wrench 2
monomolecular yo-yo 6
Monstar energy beverage 19
mood ring 1
moonglasses 1
moose antlers 1
moose thought 3
Morbidda trading card 1
Morlock's Mark Bourbon 1
Mornington crescent roll 2
mostly rat-hide leggings 1
mostly-broken sunglasses 1
mother's little helper 57
Mountain Stream soda 23
mouse skull 2
moxie magnet 1
moxie weed 69
Mr. Balloon 1
Mr. Joe's bangles 2
Mr. Mediocrebar 145
MSG 1
Mt. McLargeHuge oyster 10
muculent machete 1
muddy pirate hat 1
Mudflap-Girl Earring 1
Mudflap-Girl Necklace 1
Mudflap-Girl Ring 1
muffled muffuletta 5
mugcake 2
mulled cider 2
mullet wig 8
mummy costume 9
mummy mask 1
mummy wrapping 47
munchies pill 3
murderbot component casing 21
murderbot memory chip 30
murderbot monofilament 15
murderbot plasma rifle 2
murderbot power cell 12
murky potion 8
mushroom fermenting solution 19
mushroom pizza 2
Mylar balloon 1
mylar scout drone 5
Mysterious Island iced tea 9
nanite-infested candy cane 40
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Nardz energy beverage 5
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Neuromancer 2
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New Cloaca-Cola 6
Newbiesport™ tent 1
NG 2
Nickel Gamma of Frugality 2
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ninja pirate zombie robot head 1
non-stick pugil stick 1
not-a-pipe 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V 1
nothing-in-the-box 1
nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box 1
Now and Earlier 3
nutty organic salad 2
O'RLY manual 3
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obsidian nutcracker 1
ocarina of space 5
ocean motion 1
octopus's spade 5
odor extractor 1
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office-supply crossbow 2
oil of expertise 1
oil of oiliness 3
Oil of Parrrlay 6
oily boid 1
oily golden mushroom 4
oily mushroom wine 1
ointment of the occult 4
Ol' Scratch's ash can 1
Ol' Scratch's manacles 1
Ol' Scratch's ol' britches 1
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Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat 1
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oozenog 10
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Orcish cargo shorts 24
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orcish nailing lube 3
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Order of the Silver Wossname 2
original G 94
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Oscus's flypaper pants 1
Oscus's garbage can lid 1
Oscus's pelt 1
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overcookie 6
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Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster 1
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pec oil 2
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penguin-smacking club 1
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penguinskin mini-skirt 1
pentacorn hat 1
Penultimate Fantasy chest 21
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peppermint sprout 1
percent sign 1
perfect ice cube 5
perfect mimosa 1
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perfume of prejudice 1
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personalized birthday cake 3
personalized coffee mug 131
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pestopiary 8
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pet rock "Snooty" disguise 2
petrified wood 7
pewter claymore 1
phat turquoise bead 7
philter of phorce 1
phish stick 3
phonics down 33
photoprotoneutron torpedo 50
physiostim pill 9
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pie crust 6
pie man was not meant to eat 5
piece of wedding cake 6
piercing post 2
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pine tar 1
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plastic passion fruit 3
plot hole 141
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pointed stick 3
pointy mushroom 17
pointy mushroom wine 2
Poison Oak trading card 1
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Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip 1
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poltergeist-in-the-jar-o 3
polyalloy shield 22
Polysniff Perfume 4
poodle skirt 4
pool cue 5
pool of liquid metal 7
Pop Art: a Guide 1
poppy 42
popsicle stick 12
popular tart 9
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portable corkscrew 1
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potion of spiritual gunkifying 1
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Prelude of Precision 1
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pretty flower 5
Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit 1
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Princess Rutabaga trading card 1
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Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket 5
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procrastination potion 48
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protein paste 2
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puce polka-dot oyster egg 7
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pygmy phone number 3
pygmy pygment 13
pygmy spear 3
quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments 3
questionable taco 1
Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit 2
rabbit punch 1
Racisto Ruidoso 5
radioactive chew toy 2
radium-flavored potato chips 14
rag doll 1
Raggedy Hippy doll 1
rainbow bomb 1
rainbow crossbow 3
Ralph IX cognac 1
ram horns 15
ram stick 3
Ram's Face Lager 56
ram-battering staff 1
raspberry 1
raspberry beret 2
rat appendix 19
rat appendix kabob 2
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rat scrapple 2
ratarang 2
ratgut 1
ratini 1
ratskin belt 1
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rattlesnake enrager 1
rave whistle 3
ravioli della hippy 1
ravioli hat 16
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razor-tipped yo-yo 1
really dense meat stack 4
Really Expensive Jewelry and You 1
really really sticky spider web 3
really sticky spider web 1
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really thick spine 1
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red balloon 1
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Red Rover BB gun 2
red rum 7
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red snowcone 8
red striped oyster egg 19
red velvet cake 9
Red X Shield 1
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red-headed corpse 2
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redrum 4
reflection of a map 2
refrigerated biohazard container 1
Regular Cloaca Cola 1
reinforced beaded headband 16
remaindered axe 1
reodorant 10
repeating crossbow 1
resolution: be happier 1
resolution: be kinder 1
resolution: be sexier 1
resolution: be smarter 1
resolution: be stronger 1
resolution: be wealthier 1
Retenez L'Herbe Paté 1
returned Thinknerd package 6
rewinged stab bat 2
rhesus monkey 2
rib of the Bonerdagon 1
ribbon candy 3
rice bowl 3
ridiculously huge sword 18
ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon 2
right half of a heart necklace 2
rigid carapace 11
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ring of cold resistance 1
ring of conflict 1
Ring of Fire 1
ring of fire resistance 1
ring of gain strength 1
ring of half-assed regeneration 9
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ring of telling skeletons what to do 1
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roasted marshmallow 16
roboduck-on-a-string 2
robot grease 10
robotronic egg 230
rock 1
Rock and Roll Legend 1
Rock Pops 19
rockfish stomach 1
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rocky raccoon 167
rogue swarmer 251
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roll of toilet paper 60
rolling pin 1
Roman sadnals 1
Roo trading card 1
rough fish scale 7
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round purple sunglasses 88
royal jelly 14
royal jelly taco 2
rubber axe 3
rubber emo roe 3
rubber spatula 1
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rubber WWtNSD? bracelet 6
ruby W 25
rum and cola 4
rum barrel charrrm 4
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rusty broken diving helmet 1
rusty chain necklace 1
rusty diving helmet 1
rusty grave robbing shovel 7
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rusty old lantern 1
rusty porthole 1
rusty speargun 2
S.A.V.E. flyer 1
S.T.L.T. 1
sabre teeth 7
sabre-toothed lime cub 1
sack of doorknobs 2
Sacramento wine 8
safarrri hat 12
safety vest 1
sake bomb 7
salacious crumbs 3
salamander slurry 1
salamander spleen 59
salinated mint julep 5
salty dog 5
salty slug 2
samurai turtle 1
samurai turtle helmet 1
sandcastle 1
sandwich of the gods 2
Saturday Night Special 2
sauce of the ages 1
saucepan 38
sausage bomb 12
sausage pizza 4
sausage wonton 1
savory crossbow 1
savory staff 1
savory sword 1
savoy truffle 106
sawblade fragment 279
sawblade shield 4
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Scalp of Gorgolok 2
scary death orb 1
scented massage oil 9
Science Notebook 1
scorpion whip 2
scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker 2
scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker 1
scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker 1
Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome 1
scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker 1
scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker 2
scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker 2
screwdriver 4
scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil 1
scroll of drastic healing 6
scroll of pasta summoning 5
scrumdiddlyumptious solution 1
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scrumptious reagent 4
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sea blueberry 12
sea broccoli 12
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sea cauliflower 11
sea cowbell 2
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sea honeydew 1
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sea leather 14
sea lychee 1
sea persimmon 6
sea radish 17
sea salt crystal 5
sea tangelo 1
sea truffle 6
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seal-brain elixir 2
seal-clubbing club 15
seal-skull helmet 26
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sealhide hood 1
sealhide leggings 1
sealhide moccasins 1
sealhide seal doll 1
sealskin drum 1
seaweed 20
secret blend of herbs and spices 6
secret from the future 1
security blankie 1
seegar butt 5
sensitive poetry journal 1
Sensual Massage for Creeps 4
sequined fez 1
Serenity trading card 1
serpentine sword 1
set of jacks 1
sewer nuggets 5
sewer snake 1
sewer turtle 2
sewer wad 3
shady shades 1
sham champagne 2
shapeless wide-brimmed hat 1
shark cartilage 1
shark tooth 2
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sharpened hubcap 1
shaving cream 3
sheet cake 1
shimmering rainbow sand 2
shingle 35
shiny hood ornament 12
shiny ring 9
shiny stones 33
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shirt kit 16
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Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip 2
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short writ of habeas corpus 1
short-handled mop 1
shot of blackberry schnapps 1
shot of flower schnapps 2
shot of grapefruit schnapps 5
Shot of Kardashian Gin 1
shot of nepenthe schnapps 1
shot of orange schnapps 16
shot of peach schnapps 1
shot of pear schnapps 1
shot of rotgut 3
shot of tomato schnapps 12
shredded hellseal hide 5
shrimp cocktail 9
shrinking powder 8
shuddersword 1
Silver HP-35 Calculator 1
silver shrimp fork 2
silver tongue charrrm 27
silver tongue charrrm bracelet 1
simple ancient cursed key 3
sinewy crossbow string 4
Sinful Desires 1
single-serving herbal stuffing 1
sinister altar fragment 2
six pack of Mountain Stream 11
six-armed sweater 1
six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola 1
sk8board 2
skate blade 1
skate board 1
skate skin 1
skeleton bone 58
skeleton key 8
skeleton key ring 2
skeletortoise 1
skewer 18
skewered cat appendix 2
skirt / kilt kit 2
skull-shaped Crimboween cookie 1
slab of sponge 9
slap and tickle 1
slap and tickle with a fly in it 1
sleaze nuggets 18
sleaze powder 6
sleaze wad 10
sleazy and sour sauce 1
sleazy bindle 2
sleazy fairy gravy 1
sleazy hi mein 1
sleeping snowy owl 1
slick fish meat 1
slightly peevedbow 2
slime-covered club 1
slime-covered greaves 1
slime-covered helmet 1
slime-covered necklace 1
slime-covered shovel 1
slime-soaked hypophysis 1
slime-soaked sweat gland 1
slimy fermented bile bladder 162
slimy sweetbreads 158
slingshot 1
slip 'n' slide 1
Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags 4
slug of rum 1
slug of shochu 2
slug of vodka 1
small box 4
small leather glove 12
smart skull 42
smiling rat 1
smirking shrunken head 1
smoking grass 1
smoky potion 6
smoldering staff 2
SMOOCH bracers 1
SMOOCH breastplate 1
SMOOCH codpiece 1
SMOOCH kneepads 1
SMOOCH spaulders 1
smooth velvet bra 1
smooth velvet hanky 1
smooth velvet hat 1
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smooth velvet pocket square 1
smooth velvet shirt 5
smooth velvet socks 1
smudged alchemical recipe 2
snake 1
snake shield 1
snapdragon pistil 1
snarling wolf shield 1
Sneaky Pete's breath spray 6
Sneaky Pete's key lime 1
Sneaky Pete's key lime pie 2
snifter of thoroughly aged brandy 11
snorkel 1
snow belly 1
snow hat 1
snow pants 1
Snow Queen Crown 5
snowboarder pants 7
sock monkey 1
soda water 19
soft green echo eyedrop antidote 1
soggy seed packet 42
soggy wofl t-shirt 4
solid asbestos box 1
solid baconstone earring 1
solid baconstone necklace 1
solid baconstone ring 1
solid chrome box 1
solid gold bowling ball 9
solid gold pegleg 11
solid linoleum box 1
sonar-in-a-biscuit 1
soup turtle 1
Source essence 1
souvenir ski t-shirt 1
soylent staff 1
space jellybicycle 1
space junk 1
Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook 1
Space Tourist Phaser 3
Space Tours Tripple 7
Spacegate Research 2,366
spade necklace 2
spaghetti with rock-balls 1
spaghetti with Skullheads 1
Spam Witch sammich 34
spant chitin 25
spant egg casing 6
spant spear 1
spant tendon 20
sparking robo-battery 1
sparkler 1
spectral axe 1
spectral pickle 1
spectre scepter 10
Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot 1
SPF 451 lip balm 10
sphygmomanometer 5
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spices 425
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spicy enchanted bean burrito 2
spicy jumping bean burrito 3
spicy mushroom quesadilla 2
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spider web 119
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Spirit Precipice 1
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spiritual gingerbread 4
sponge cake 1
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spooky and sour sauce 1
spooky bark 3
spooky bicycle chain 5
spooky bindle 1
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spooky eggnog 2
spooky eyeliner 5
spooky felt 1
spooky hi mein 1
spooky hockey mask 1
spooky length of string 1
spooky lipstick 5
spooky lo mein 1
spooky mushroom 213
spooky mushroom wine 1
spooky nuggets 11
spooky pirate skeleton 1
spooky powder 9
spooky rattling cigar box 1
spooky sap 12
spooky scarecrow 2
spooky shroomkabob 3
spooky shrunken head 24
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spooky stick 16
spooky stir-fry 2
Spooky Surprise Egg 3
spooky toy wheel 1
spooky wad 43
spooky wooden block 1
Spooky-Gro fertilizer 3
spork 14
spray paint 3
spring 40
sprocket 38
squashed frog 166
Squat-Thrust Magazine 2
squeaky staff 1
Staff of the Cozy Fish 1
Staff of the Kitchen Floor 1
stained mattress 5
stale baguette 1
stalk of asparagus 39
star 38
star boomerang 1
star buckler 1
star chart 8
star crossbow 4
star hat 5
star key lime 1
star key lime pie 2
star pants 1
star shirt 1
star spatula 1
Star Spawn 1
star staff 1
star starfish 1
star stiletto 1
star sword 1
star throwing star 1
starchy crossbow 1
Steal This Candy 1
Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3) 1
Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2) 1
Steam Card: Space Trip (#2) 5
steamy ruby 3
steely marble 1
stench and sour sauce 1
stench nuggets 9
stench powder 6
stench wad 1
sterno-flavored Hob-O 1
stick 1
stick of "gum" 3
stick of dynamite 10
stick-on eyebrow piercing 73
stick-on-a-string 1
sticky meat kilt 2
sticky meat pants 1
sticky meat skirt 1
stinkin' bindle 1
stinky hi mein 1
stinky mushroom 19
stinky mushroom wine 1
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stone of eXtreme power 19
stone wool 8
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strawberry 30
strawberry daiquiri 6
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stringy sinew 1
strongness elixir 13
studded leather boxer shorts 1
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stuffed astral badger 12
stuffed baby gravy fairy 19
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stuffed Baron von Ratsworth 2
stuffed can of asparagus 2
stuffed Cheshire bitten 10
stuffed cocoabo 11
stuffed dodecapede 2
stuffed doppelshifter 3
stuffed flaming gravy fairy 7
stuffed frozen gravy fairy 9
stuffed ghuol whelp 3
stuffed gray blob 6
stuffed hand turkey 11
stuffed Hodgman 1
stuffed key 4
stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech 8
stuffed mind flayer 14
stuffed Mob Penguin 2
stuffed ninja snowman 2
stuffed sabre-toothed lime 1
stuffed scary death orb 8
stuffed shoulder parrot 8
stuffed sleazy gravy fairy 10
stuffed snowy owl 10
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stuffed spooky mushroom 3
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stuffed teddy butler 5
stuffed tin of caviar 5
stuffed treasure chest 6
stuffed undead elbow macaroni 10
stuffed yeti 1
stuffed yo-yo 1
stuffed zmobie 3
stuffing 4
stunt nuts 11
sturdy cane 1
sturdy Crimbo crate 37
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styrofoam crossbow 1
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styrofoam sword 1
STYX deodorant body spray 1
succulent marrow 11
sucky decal 4
suede shortsword 1
Sugar Cog 3
sugar shank 1
sugar sheet 30
sugar-coated pine cone 1
Summer Nights 4
sunken chest 11
suntan lotion of moxiousness 9
super ka-bob 2
Super Magic Power Sword X 1
super salad 2
super-spiky hair gel 66
superamplified boom box 1
Supernova Champagne 23
support cummerbund 1
supportive bra 11
surgical apron 1
surgical mask 1
Swabbie™ swab 8
swashbuckling pants 12
sweet mochi ball 7
sweet ninja sword 3
sweet rims 1
sweet roll Alabama 9
swirly potion 7
sword hilt 3
sword of static 1
synthetic marrow 1
synthetic stuffing 1
T.U.R.D.S. Key 2
t8r tots 16
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro 8
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita 3
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco 11
taco shell 15
tail o' nine cats 2
Tales from the Fireside 3
tamarind-flavored chewing gum 4
tambourine 3
tangarita with a fly in it 1
tangerine 26
tangle of copper wire 3
tap shoes 2
tarnished luggage key 1
tarnished tastevin 2
tarrrnish charrrm 4
tarrrnished charrrm bracelet 1
tasket 2
tassel 7
tasteful black bow tie 1
Tasty Fun Good rice candy 30
tasty louse 1
tasty tart 10
tattered paper crown 3
tattered scrap of paper 14
tawdry amethyst 3
tea for one 75
teddy bear 3
teddy borg 9
teddy borg sewing kit 1
teeny-tiny magic scroll 1
teeny-tiny ninja stars 6
teflon ore 12
teflon spatula 1
temperance whiskey 6
ten-leaf clover 4
tenderizing hammer 7
teqiwila 1
teqiwila slammer 3
tequila grenade 40
tequila sunrise 1
tequila sunset 3
tequila with training wheels 2
terrible poem 26
Texas tea 3
that gum you like 4
The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder 1
The Big Book of Pirate Insults 6
the funk 5
The Grand Poo-Bah trading card 1
The Ring 1
The Six-Pack of Pain 1
The Snake trading card 1
The Spirit of Crimbo 1
theoretical string 12
thermos full of Knob coffee 4
thermos of brew 1
thin black candle 7
Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy 1
Third Eye 1
third-hand nunchaku 15
thistle wine 5
Thorny Toad trading card 1
thought balloon 1
three-legged pants 1
three-tiered wedding cake 2
throbbing rage gland 3
throwing fork 1
throwing knife 1
throwing wrench 2
Tickle-Me Emilio 1
Tiger-lily's milk 7
tighty whiteys 2
Tiki lighter 1
time helmet 1
time residue 3
tin cup of mulligan stew 4
tin rations 3
tiny balloon knife 1
tiny bindle 1
tiny bottle of absinthe 2
tiny bust of Pallas 1
tiny dancer 1
tiny house 98
tiny ninja sword 5
tiny plastic 11 Dealer 1
tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf 2
tiny plastic accordion thief 1
tiny plastic angry bugbear 6
tiny plastic angry goat 6
tiny plastic angry vikings 3
tiny plastic anime smiley 15
tiny plastic apathetic lizardman 6
tiny plastic astronomer 5
tiny plastic Axe Wound 11
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tiny plastic bad vibe 3
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tiny plastic fluffy bunny 4
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tiny plastic Hellion 9
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tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter 8
tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl 11
tiny plastic Knob Goblin King 5
tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist 16
tiny plastic Knott Yeti 11
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tiny plastic Krampus 4
tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box 6
tiny plastic leprechaun 2
tiny plastic levitating potato 4
tiny plastic lobsterfrogman 13
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tiny plastic Mob Penguin 4
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tiny plastic mutant elf 4
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tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy 11
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tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime 1
tiny plastic sauceror 1
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tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton 4
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tiny plastic taco cat 7
tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski 3
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tiny plastic topiary golem 10
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tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo 1
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tires 10
tisket 2
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Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste 5
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top 1
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Tuesday's ruby 19
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twitching claw 16
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ultimate ultimate frisbee 1
Uncle Crimbo's Rations 3
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Valentine 2
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vial of The Glistening 6
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Wand of Nagamar 4
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wang 1
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warbear whosit 127
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warm mushroom 4
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wheel 1
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Yummy Tummy bean 14
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