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This player is ranked #14 for Most Total Items with a total of 17,747,100 items.
This player is ranked #48 for Most Unique Items with a total of 7,219 items.

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Athanatos (#1388112)
This player has 7,219 unique items and 17,747,100 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"DRINK ME" potion 1,422
"honey" dipper 2
"KICK ME" sign 6
"meat" stick 3
"Remember the Trees" Shirt 1,500
Überraschthexengebräu 111
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 1
1,970 carat gold 1
1-ball 1,112
1.21 jigawatts 1
1/6th Pound Cake 1
100-Watt bulb 1
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 60
1952 Mickey Mantle card 14
2-ball 2,035
25-meat staff 2
3-ball 2,529
30669 scroll 10
33398 scroll 106
334 scroll 6
37x37x37 puzzle cube 166
4-ball 350
4-d camera 1
4-dimensional fez 1
4-dimensional guitar 5
4:20 bomb 1
5-Alarm Saucepan 3
5-ball 1,768
5-hour acrimony 3
6-ball 580
64067 scroll 4
668 scroll 2
7-ball 2,948
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 22
7-inch discus 1
8-ball 1,693
8-billed baseball cap 1
8-bit banana 44
9-ball 1
99.44% pure math 1
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes 2
a butt tuba 11
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) 1
A Light that Never Goes Out 2
a little sump'm sump'm 311
A muse-bouche 245
abandoned candy 4
abominable blubber 25
abominable snowcone 13
abstraction: action 52
abstraction: category 57
abstraction: certainty 14
abstraction: comprehension 1
abstraction: joy 13
abstraction: motion 13
abstraction: perception 43
abstraction: purpose 54
abstraction: sensation 49
abstraction: thought 37
Abyssal ember 1
acceptable bagel 12
acceptable mayolus 6
accidental cider 42
accidental mutton 3
accord ion 26
accordion file 2
Accordion of Jordion 1
accordionoid rocca 7
acid-squirting flower 19
acoustic guitarrr 40
actual reality goggles 56
actual tapas 33
adder 67
adder bladder 90
adhesive tape dolly 1
aerated diving helmet 1
Aerheads 57
Affirmation Cookie 19
affordable teak perch 1
Afternoon Delight 23
Agent Corrigan's cigarette 122
Aggressive Carrot 31
Agitated Turkey 15
agnolotti arboli 20
agua de vida 16
Aiolion 1
airblaster gun 78
airborne mutagen 1
alarm accordion 4
albatross necklace 1
Aldebaran sardines 10
Alewife™ Ale 24
Alexy sauce 1
Alice's Army Alchemist 1
Alice's Army Bowman 1
Alice's Army Cleric 1
Alice's Army Coward 1
Alice's Army Dervish 1
Alice's Army Foil Alchemist 1
Alice's Army Foil Bowman 1
Alice's Army Foil Cleric 1
Alice's Army Foil Coward 1
Alice's Army Foil Guard 1
Alice's Army Foil Halberder 1
Alice's Army Foil Hammerman 1
Alice's Army Foil Horseman 1
Alice's Army Foil Lanceman 1
Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber 1
Alice's Army Foil Ninja 1
Alice's Army Foil Nurse 1
Alice's Army Foil Page 1
Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden 1
Alice's Army Foil Spearsman 1
Alice's Army Foil Swordsman 1
Alice's Army Foil Wallman 1
Alice's Army Guard 1
Alice's Army Halberder 1
Alice's Army Hammerman 1
Alice's Army Horseman 1
Alice's Army Lanceman 1
Alice's Army Mad Bomber 1
Alice's Army Martyr 1
Alice's Army Ninja 1
Alice's Army Nurse 1
Alice's Army Page 1
Alice's Army Shieldmaiden 1
Alice's Army Sniper 1
Alice's Army Spearsman 1
Alice's Army Swordsman 1
Alice's Army Wallman 1
alien animal goo 394
alien autoautopsy kit 820
alien drugs 2
alien force field disruptor bean 1
alien gemstone 1
alien hologram projector 536
alien meat 65
alien plant fibers 1
alien plant goo 649
alien rock sample 1
alien sandwich 6
alien source code printout 1
alien source code printout (used) 1
alien toenails 1
all-purpose cleaner 24
all-purpose flower 1
almost-dead walkie-talkie 714
alpha-mail pants 2
alphabet gum 20
alpine watercolor set 3
Amanitee 1
amber aviator shades 2
Ambitious Turkey 14
ammonite candy mold 1
ammonite fossil 200
Amnesiac Ale 19
amok pudding 14
amok putter 5
amphibious tophat 1
amulet of extreme plot significance 25
Amulet of Yendor 2
ancient calendar 1
ancient calendar fragment 1
ancient cursed foot locker 1
ancient frozen dinner 28
ancient hot dog wrapper 1
ancient ice cream scoop 6
ancient Magi-Wipes 5
ancient medicinal herbs 1
ancient poisoned dart 2
Ancient Protector Soda 23
ancient protein powder 46
Ancient Saucehelm 1
ancient spice 1
ancient stone fist 20
ancient stone head 15
ancient turtle shell helmet 1
ancient turtle shell powder 1
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 14
ancient vinyl coin purse 243
anemone nematocyst 10
anemone sauce 1
angel-food cake 1
Angelhair Culottes 1
anger blaster 1
Angry Farmer candy 180
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 23
angry inch 24
angst burger 1
animal part cracker 9
anise-flavored venom 13
Ankh of Badahnkadh 1
ankleweights 1
anniversary balloon 1
anniversary balsa wood socks 1
anniversary burlap belt 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
anniversary pewter cape 1
anniversary safety glass vest 1
anniversary tiny latex mask 1
annoying pitchfork 5
ant agonist 56
ant antidepressant 1
ant hoe 3
ant pick 2
ant pitchfork 3
ant rake 3
ant sickle 3
anti-anti-antidote 22
anticheese 27
antimatter wad 1
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 1
antique accordion 2
antique bottle of cough syrup 2
antique bottle opener 2
antique greaves 16
antique hand mirror 19
antique helmet 14
antique machete 1
antique packet of ketchup 41
antique painting of a landscape 2
antique pair of blue jeans 1
antique record album 2
antique shield 14
antique souvenir drawing 1
antique spear 10
antique spyglass 3
antique tacklebox 1
apathetic lizardman doll 1
aquamariner's necklace 1
aquamariner's ring 2
aquaviolet jub-jub bird 1
Argarggagarg's fang 1
arm buzzer 11
armgun 13
armored prawn 1
arrowgram 97
arrrgyle socks 9
Arrrmetia trading card 1
artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice 7,400
artisanal limoncello 15
Artist's Butterknife of Regret 1
Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness 1
Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury 1
Artist's Spatula of Despair 1
Artist's Whisk of Misery 1
asbestos apron 4
asbestos crossbow 1
asbestos crossbow string 1
asbestos helmet turtle 1
asbestos meat stack 1
asbestos ore 28
asbestos staff 1
asbestos stick 1
asbestos sword 2
asbestos sword hilt 1
asbestos thermos 17
ASCII fu manchu 1,239
ASCII shirt 7
Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring) 1
ash soda 1
Asleep in the Cemetery 139
asparagus knife 27
asparagus lo mein 8
asparagus stir-fry 66
aspirin 1
assassin's cheese knife 80
asshat 72
asteroid belt 1
astral mushroom 5
astronaut pants 1
Atomic Comic 4
Atomic Pop 197
atomic vector plotter 1
attention spanner 1
attorney's badge 6
augmented-reality shades 1
Aura Libre 15
autocalliope 3
automatic catapult 1
auxiliary backbone 1
awful poetry journal 55
Aye Aye 14
Aye Aye, Captain 4
Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth 15
bätzle 10
baby bark scorpion 1
baby cuddlefish 1
baby killer bee 18
baby oil shooter 20
babycakes 111
backwoods banjo 1
backwoods screwdriver 53
BACON 4,054
baconstone 1
baconstone bracelet 1
baconstone earring 1
baconstone pendant 1
baconstone ring 1
baconstone-handled sixgun 1
bad rum and good cola 1
bad-ass club 1
badass belt 78
badass pie 14
badge of authority 3
badger badge 25
bag of airline peanuts 1
bag of bones 1
bag of Cheat-Os 35
bag of foreign bribes 1
bag of GORF 16
bag of GORP 11
bag of grain 20
bag of gross foreign snacks 5,818
bag of lard 23
bag of many confections 1
bag of park garbage 3,205
bag of pygmy blood 33
bag of QWOP 20
bag of random words 605
bag of unfinished business 3
bag of W&Ws 46
baggie of powdered sugar 143
baggie of regular-sized tardigrades 33
baked stuffing 16
bakelite-covered bacon 333
Bal-musette accordion 1
balaclava 455
balaclava baklava 7,414
ball 2
ball-in-a-cup 1
balloon helmet 2
balloon monkey 2
balloon shield 1
balloon sword 2
ballpark hot daub 1
ballroom blintz 43
baloney rotgut 905
balsa plank 22
bamboo bokuto 1
banana 8
banana cream pie 2
banana daiquiri 1
banana milkshake 1
banana peel 35
banana smoothie 104
banana spritzer 1
banana supersucker 2
bananagate 1
bananarama bangle 1
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 1
Bangyomaman battle juice 835
banjo kazoo mount 1
banjo strings 1
baobab sap 1
bar skin 43
bar whip 1
barbed-wire fence 143
bargain flash powder 1
baritone accordion 10
bark beret 1
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 1
bark rootbeer 111
barnacled barrel 31
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 1
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 2
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 39
barrel beryl 1
barrel beryl choker 1
barrel beryl nose ring 2
barrel beryl ring 1
barrel cracker 23
barrel gun 250
barrel pickle 25
barrel-aged martini 16
barrelhead 1
barrrnacle 14
barskin buckler 1
barskin cloak 3
barskin hat 1
barskin loincloth 1
barskin tent 1
bartender skull 1
bartender-in-the-box 1
bartender-skull-in-the-box 1
Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler 1
Barulio's bottle 9
basaltamander tongue 74
baseball 269
Bash-Ōs boxtop 1
Bash-Ōs cereal 13
basic martini 204
basic meat crossbow 1
basic meat fez 1
basic meat foon 1
basic meat helmet 1
basic meat kilt 112
basic meat pants 1
basic meat skirt 1
basic meat spork 1
basic meat staff 1
basic meat sword 1
bastard baster 1
bat guano 15
bat haggis 20
bat hat 1
bat whip 1
bat wing 56
bat wing kabob 11
bat wing stir-fry 15
bat-ass leather jacket 2
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 21
batarang 213
batblade 23
batgut 54
batskin belt 2
battered Crimbo Crate 8
battered hubcap 4
battered old top-hat 1
battery-powered drill 11
Battlie Light Saver 24
bazooka cozy 1
bazookafish bubble gum 63
beach ball marble 1
Beach Buck 14
beach glass bead 14
beach glass necklace 2
bean burrito 17
beanbag chair 6
bear claw 14
beard incense 52
beastly paste 1
beaten-up Chucks 6
beautiful soup 1
beaver spear 125
bed of coals 3
Beefy Crunch Pastaco 12
beefy fish meat 15
beer basted brat 14
beer bomb 422
beer bong 1
beer cartilage 1
beer goggles 3
beer helmet 2
beer lens 24
beer-a-pult 49
beer-battered accordion 4
beer-soaked mop 5
beertini 14
beery blood 1,337
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 1
begpwnia 2
beholed bedsheet 1
beige clambroth marble 1
Beignet Milgranet 14
bejeweled accordion strap 40
bejeweled cufflinks 17
bejeweled pledge pin 2
belemnite candy mold 1
belemnite fossil 36
bell-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
bellhop bell 5
bellhop's hat 1
Belt of Howling Anger 2
Ben-Gal™ Balm 44
Benetton's Medley of Diversity 1
bent scrap metal 488
berries of suffering 12
berry-infused sake 13
Better Than Cuddling Cake 1
Bettie page 16
bezoar ring 2
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 1
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 1
BGE merchandise order form 1
BGE pocket calendar 1
BGE shotglass 1
BGE temporary tattoo 1
BGE tiny plastic toy 1
bi-lateral logic compressor 1
Bicycle 1
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 1
big bad voodoo mask 8
big bass drum 14
big boom 28
big bundle of chamoix 1
big dribbly candle 27
Big Punk 17
big red button 1
big red clown nose 14
big rock 1
big slimy cyst 5
big stick 1
big stirring stick 1
big tun 1,113
bigger stick 1
bilge wine 17,458
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 1
bindlestocking 1
biomechanical crimborg helmet 1
biomechanical crimborg leg armor 1
bird rib 18
birdbone corset 1
birthday party jellybean cheesecake 1
bishop cookie 13
Bit O' Ectoplasm 18
Bit O' Quail Spleen 21
bit of clingfilm 15
bit-o-cactus 69
bite-me-red lipstick 3
bitter pill 1
BitterSweetTarts 2
Bjorn's Hammer 1
black & tan 43
black and white cracker 2
black belt 1
black blade 4,704
Black Body™ spray 26
black brandy 1
black BRICKO brick 78
black candy heart 11
black cherry soda 10
black cloak 2
black cowboy hat 1
black eye shadow 37
black eyedrops 12
black facepaint 44
black forest cake 40
black forest ham 8
black friar's tonsure 287
black gallstone 1
black gold 2
black greaves 2
black helmet 1
Black Hole 12
black kettle drum 3
black label 11
black lotus 1
black magic powder 4,000
black mana 239
Black No. 2 102
black paisley oyster egg 1
black pension check 7
black pepper 44
black picnic basket 11
black pixel 92
black plastic oyster egg 89
black polka-dot oyster egg 1
black pudding 21
black sheepskin diploma 20
black shield 7
black snake skin 20
black snowcone 9
black spot 18
black striped oyster egg 1
black sword 1
black tear 20
black-and-blue light 11
blackberry 12
blackberry combat boots 1
blackberry galoshes 2
blackberry moccasins 2
blackberry polite 3,155
blackberry slippers 1
Blackfly Chardonnay 36
blammer 20
blank fudge mold 1
blank prescription sheet 91
Blatantly Canadian 3,387
blended frozen swill 20
blended frozen swill with a fly in it 1
blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail 17
blind-packed capsule toy 11
blind-packed die-cast metal toy 22
Bling of the New Wave 2
Blizzards I Have Died In 3
blob of acid 1,000
blob of Alphredo™ 1
blob of wood glue 32
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 17
Blood 'n' Plenty 2
blood and blood 14
blood flower 429
blood kiwi 1
Blood Light 11
blood of the Wereseal 50
blood sausage 1
blood-drive sticker 13
blood-faced volleyball 11
blood-red mushroom wine 21
Bloodbath 1
bloodied surgical dungarees 6
bloodstain stick 50
bloody beer 19
bloody clown pants 16
bloody kiwitini 1
bloody mary 16
Bloody Nora 11
blowdart 666
blue canary nightlight 11
blue grass 16
blue lava globs 7
blue LavaCo Lamp™ 1
blue mana 314
blue oyster badge 1,111
blue paisley oyster egg 2
blue pixel 657
blue pixel potion 3
blue plasma ball 11
blue plastic baby 1
blue plastic oyster egg 1
blue polka-dot oyster egg 11
blue potion 4
blue pumps 1
blue shell 2
blue snowcone 11
blue striped oyster egg 3
blue suede shoes 1
blue velvet cake 1
blue-frosted astral cupcake 9
blundarrrbus 1
blunt cat claw 15
blunt icepick 66
Bluzzard 1
bobcat grenade 39
Bohemian rhapsody 4
boilermaker 14
boilgun 8
boiling seal blood 1
Boletus Broletus mushroom 30
bomb of unknown origin 7
bone abacus 18
bone and arrows 1
bone aperitif 1
bone bandoneon 7
bone bons 14
bone chips 101
bone collar 101
bone crusher 1
bone flute 11
bone meal 1
bone rattle 2
Bone's Farm "wine" 1
bonerang 1
Bonerdagon necklace 2
Bonestabber 1
bonsai tree 111
booby trap 210
book of matches 27
boot knife 111
BOOterfinger 22
BOOtonniere 2
Boots of Twilight Whispers 1
booty chest charrrm 4
booty chest charrrm bracelet 1
boozebomb 1
Boozehounds Anonymous token 2
Bordeaux Marteaux 17
borg sock monkey 1
boring spaghetti 6
Boris's key lime 1
Boris's key lime pie 9
Boris's ring 1
borrowed time 3
Boss Bat bling 8
Boss Bat britches 44
Boss Drops 1
bottle of alcohol 32
bottle of Amontillado 24
bottle of anís 8
bottle of antifreeze 13
bottle of black cat tonic 2
bottle of Blank-Out 1
bottle of Bloodweiser 6
bottle of bubbles 1
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 3,671
bottle of clam juice 36
bottle of Cochon Noir 1
bottle of cooking sherry 45
bottle of Crème de Fugu 200
bottle of Definit 11
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 22
bottle of drinkin' gas 18
bottle of Evermore 15
bottle of extra-strength melodramamine 1
bottle of fire 11
bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA 17
bottle of fruity "wine" 15
bottle of gin 58
bottle of Goldschnöckered 1
bottle of goofballs 19
bottle of Greedy Dog 14
bottle of gregnadigne 34
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 15
bottle of Lambada Lambic 15
bottle of laundry sherry 37
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 30
bottle of lighter fluid 687
bottle of limeade 224
bottle of melodramamine 250
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 10
bottle of moontan lotion 15
bottle of Mystic Shell 22
bottle of norwhiskey 24
bottle of novelty hot sauce 80
bottle of Old Pugilist 12
bottle of Ooze-O 8
bottle of peppermint schnapps 1
bottle of perfume 1
bottle of Pete's Sake 23
bottle of Pinot Renoir 22
bottle of pirate juice 13
bottle of popskull 45
bottle of Professor Beer 17
bottle of Race Car Red 17
bottle of Rapier Witbier 13
bottle of realpagne 26
bottle of Red-Out 1,500
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 12
bottle of rum 82
bottle of sake 25
bottle of sewage schnapps 15
bottle of single-barrel whiskey 1
bottle of tequila 169
bottle of ultravitamins 3
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 6
bottle of vodka 52
bottle of whiskey 136
bottle of wine 20
bottle opener belt buckle 1
bottlecap turtle 1
bottled inspiration 6
bottled swamp gas 66
bottoms of the barrel 1
boulder 8
bounty-hunting helmet 1
bounty-hunting pants 1
bounty-hunting rifle 1
bow staff 1
bowl of cottage cheese 64
bowl of eyeballs 20
bowl of fishysoisse 5
bowl of Jeal-O 1,221
bowl of lucky charms 19
bowl of maggots 15
bowl of marinade 11
bowl of mummy guts 22
bowl of petunias 1
bowl of rye sprouts 14
Bowl of Scorpions 12
bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ 1
bowl of topioca 1
bowlegged pants 1
bowler 1
Bowlet 2
bowling ball 18
box 79
box of Dweebs 63
box of Familiar Jacks 1
box of hammers 1
box of hickory chips 8
box of Pokëmann band-aids 1
box of sunshine 23
box turtle 2
box-in-the-box 1
box-in-the-box-in-the-box 1
boxed champagne 18
boxed wine 74
boxing glove 5
boxing glove on a spring 1
boxing-glove-in-a-box 12
Brain Food Pastaco 12
brain preservation fluid 2
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 19
brains casserole 20
BRAINS shorts 1
brainy skull 1
Bram's choker 23
brand new key 1
brass abacus 111
brass bung spigot 20
brass crank handle 1
brass dorsal fin 1
brass Dreadsylvanian flask 1
brass gear 5
brass stinger 1
brass turkey knuckles 16
bread basket 114
bread line 66
bread mold 12
bread roll 9
breadchucks 111
breaded beer 1
breadwand 111
Breakfast Blast wine cooler 15
breakfast mess 493
breakfast miracle 3
breath mint 117
Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air 1
brick 1
brick of sand 53
BRICKO airship 1
BRICKO bat 1
BRICKO brick 22,003
BRICKO bulwark 25
BRICKO cathedral 1
BRICKO elephant 1
BRICKO eye brick 877
BRICKO gargantuchicken 1
BRICKO hat 1
BRICKO octopus 1
BRICKO ooze 1
BRICKO oyster 1
BRICKO pants 1
BRICKO pearl 11
BRICKO pyramid 2
BRICKO python 1
BRICKO reactor 27
BRICKO stud 2,000
BRICKO sword 1
BRICKO trunk 33
BRICKO turtle 1
BRICKO vacuum cleaner 1
briefcase 24
brigand brittle 2,000
Bright Water 11
brilliant oyster egg 1
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 34
brine 2
briny vinegar 1
brittle plastic handle 1
broberry brogurt 13
brocolate brogurt 10
broken beer bottle 72
broken BRICKO brick 1
broken carburetor 1
broken cellular phone 1
broken clock 1
broken glass grenade 33
broken high-temperature mining drill 121
broken skull 55
broken sword 7
broken warbear gyrocopter 1
bronze 29
bronze breastplate 1
bronze handcuffs 2
bronze polish 500
bronzed locust 16
BROS Energy Drink 1
brown crock marble 1
brown felt tophat 6
brown paper bag mask 3
brown paper pants 2
brown pixel 138
brown plastic baby 1
brown sugar cane 32
browser cookie 19
Bruno's blessing of Mars 30
bubble bauble bow 78
BUBBLE GUM 244
bubble-wrap simulator 2
bubble-wrap simulator (half broken) 1
bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) 1
bubble-wrap simulator (one button left) 1
bubblegum heart 11
bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban 2
bubblewrap crossbow 1
bubblewrap ore 2,222
bubblewrap staff 6
bubblewrap sword 20
bubblin' chemistry solution 1,000
bubblin' crude 3
bubbling tempura batter 1
bubbly potion 33
bucket of anniversary lard 1
bucket of fish juice 1,000
bucket of honey 43
bucket of wine 64
buckler buckle 222
buckyball 19
buffalo blade 12
buffed alien drugs 1
bug paste 1
bugbear beanie 14
bugbear bungguard 17
bugbear purification pill 1
Bugbearclaw Donut 29
bugged bön±Ã©t 1
bugged balaclava 222
bugged beanie 11
Bulky Buddy Box 2
bull blubber 110
bullet-proof corduroys 76
bum cheek 40
bumblebee marble 1
bunch of bananas 1
bunch of square grapes 14
bundle of "fragrant" herbs 1
bungle in the jungle 3
buoybottoms 9
burning newspaper 11
burnt flower 1
burnt snowpants 246
burrowgrub hive 1
Burt's blessing of Bacchus 13
bus pass 6
Bustle Hustler 11
butterfly knife 1,000
Buttery Knob 15
button rouge 200
buzzard feather 3
buzzing mushroom wine 17
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 2
C.B.F.G. 1
C.H.U.M. chum 48
C.H.U.M. knife 1
C.H.U.M. lantern 1
cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 1
cactus fruit 52
cactus monocle 9
caipifruta 11
Caipiranha 16
Cajun accordion 1
calavera concertina 6
calle de miel 23
calle de miel with a fly in it 1
camouflage T-shirt 1
Camp Scout pup tent 4
can cannon 2
can of Adultwitch™ 13
can of Binarrrca 87
can of black paint 22
can of Brütalbräu 20
can of cherry-flavored sterno 15
can of CRIMBCOLA 3
can of depilatory cream 2
can of drain cleaner 478
can of Drooling Monk 12
can of fake snow 1
can of franks 'n' beans 1
can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ 1
can of Impetuous Scofflaw 13
can of maces 6
can of Minions-Be-Gone 15
can of Red Minotaur 31
can of sardines 263
Can of Spaghetto 1
can of spinach 16
can of starch 1
can of sterno 1
can of Swiller 14
can of the cheapest beer 15
can opener 20
Can-Can skirt 1
can-can-in-a-can 4
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 82
can-you-dig-it? 1
Candicaine 24
candied bolts 11
candied kobold 3
candied nuts 47
candied pecan 13
candied sweet potatoes 12
candied yam pinky ring 1
candied yams 126
Candy Alexander 18
candy brain 2
candy cane 12
candy cane candygram 1
candy carrot 17
candy carrot cake 13
candy cigarette 23
candy crayons 25
candy dog collar 1
candy dress shoes 1
candy kneecapping stick 23
candy knife 301
candy knuckles 13
candy mountain oyster 14
candy necktie 1
candy skeleton 3
candy stake 19
candy stick 1
candy UFOs 43
candycaine powder 111
cane-mail pants 1
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El Vibrato power sphere 1
El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) 111
El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) 414
El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) 114
El Vibrato trapezoid 1
Elder Turtle Shell 2
elderly jawbreaker 11
eldritch alignment spray 117
eldritch concentrate 1
eldritch distillate 16
eldritch dough 250
eldritch effluvium 964
eldritch elixir 8
eldritch essence 1
eldritch extract 11
eldritch ichor 2
eldritch mushroom 11
eldritch mushroom pizza 13
eldritch oil 32
eldritch rub 13
eldritch scanner 1
Eldritch snap 1
eldritch tincture (depleted) 1
electric copperhead potion 333
electric crutch 52
electric Kool-Aid 2
electric snakebite 15
electrical thingamabob 111
elegant nightstick 5
elemental caipiroska 64
elemental paste 2
elemental sugarcube 307
elephant stinger 449
eleven-foot pole 600
Elf Farm Raffle ticket 3
elf ploughshare 5
Elfin shortbread 14
Elizabeth's Dollie 1
Elizabeth's paintbrush 27
Ellsbury's skull 1
Elmley shades 3
Elron's Explosive Etude 1
elven limbos gingerbread 40
elven cellocello 47
elven hardtack 57
elven magi-pack 431
elven medi-pack 432
elven moonshine 81
elven socks 59
elven squeeze 111
elven suicide capsule 58
elven tambourine 1
elven whittling knife 1
Elvish delight 20
embezzler's oil 2,000
EMD holo-record 11
emergency margarita 1
empty agua de vida bottle 5
empty blowgun 1
empty Cloaca-Cola bottle 3
empty lava bottle 15
empty meat tank 11
enchanted barbell 14
enchanted bean 46
enchanted bean burrito 16
enchanted brass knuckles 55
enchanted eyepatch 2
Enchanted Flyswatter 963
enchanted handwarmer 135
enchanted leopard-print barbell 3
enchanted muesli 1,000
Enchanted Plunger 777
enchanted toothpick 9
enchantlers 1
encoder ring 1
Energy Buzz Pastaco 7
energy drink IV 15
Engorged Sausages and You 1
ennui-flavored potato chips 481
enormous belt buckle 29
enormous hoop earring 19
Ent cider 129
enticing mayolus 14
epic cluster 1
epic wad 1
eraser nubbin 20
escargotsicle 23
especially salty dog 1
essential cameraderie 1
essential soy 1
essential tofu 3
eternal car battery 1
even more tinsel 4
Event Horizon 18
Everlasting Deckswabber 22
Every Day is Like This Sundae 18
evil golden arch 248
evil golden arches 50
evil googly eye 44
evil teddy bear 7
evil teddy bear sewing kit 1
executive mime flask 11
exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton 3
exotic jungle fruit 9
exotic orchid 11
exotic parrot egg 1
exotic travel brochure 999
expensive camera 9,050
expensive champagne 19
expensive cigar 2
experimental serum G-9 1
experimental serum P-00 666
exploding cigar 84
exploding gum 111
exploding hacky-sack 10
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extra-fancy ring setting 111
extra-flat panini 29
extra-greasy slider 25
extra-heavy BRICKO brick 1
extra-large palm-frond toupee 2
extra-potent gremlin mutagen 45
extra-see-thru nightie 1
Extra-slimy Slimosa 15
extra-spicy bloody mary 43
extra-strength red potion 1
extra-strength rubber bands 1
extra-strength strongness elixir 11
extra-toasted half sandwich 222
eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest 1
eXtreme meat crossbow 1
eXtreme meat staff 1
eXtreme meat sword 1
eXtreme mittens 5
eXtreme nose ring 2
eXtreme scarf 2
extremely confusing manual 1
extremely skinny jeans 1
extremely slippery nipple 30
extremely wet T-shirt 55
eye 'n' horn shampoo 1
eye of newt 1
eye of the Tiger-lily 10
eye-pod 1
eyebrow lifter 900
eyedrops of newt 43
eyedrops of the ermine 67
eyedrops of the ocelot 93
eyepatch 124
f3d0r4 53
Fabiotion 12
fabric hardener 65
fabric softener 33
facehugging alien 26
facsimile dictionary 8
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faded red protest sign 1
fairy gravy boat 5
fake blood 14
fake cocktail 15
fake fake vomit 1
fake hand 4
fake plastic grass 1
Falcon™ Maltese Liquor 15
false eyelashes 11
Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium 1
fancy ball mask 1
fancy bath salts 134
fancy beef jerky 12
fancy beer bottle 15
fancy beer label 1
fancy black tie 1
fancy blue potion 48
fancy but probably evil chocolate 1
fancy calligraphy pen 202
fancy canapés 1
fancy chocolate 1
fancy chocolate car 1
fancy chocolate sculpture 6
fancy dress ball 5
fancy opera glasses 15
fancy schmancy cheese sauce 111
fancy seashell necklace 1
fancy tin beer can 3
fancy tophat 1
fancy tuxedo pants 1
Fantasma en la Máquina 15
FantasyRealm guest pass 1
FantasyRealm membership packet 1
farfalle bow tie 15
fat bottom quark 13
fat stacks of cash 27
fat wallet 516
Fauna Libre 19
Faux 1
FDKOL hotcakes 9
fear condenser 1
Feliz Navidad 17
felt 777
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots 15
fermenting powder 5
ferret bait 60
Ferrigno's Elixir of Power 137
fertilized ghuol egg 1
festive holiday hat 56
fetid feather 38
Fettris 20
fettucini épines Inconnu 13
fettucini Inconnu 24
Feynman gate 1
fez of etymology 1
fiberglass insulation 5
fiery wing 2
figurine of a cold seal 7
figurine of a cute baby seal 1
figurine of a wretched-looking seal 3
figurine of an armored seal 1
filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") 19
filet of The Fish 18
filigreed hamethyst earring 1
filigreed hamethyst necklace 1
filigreed hamethyst ring 1
filth-encrusted futon 3
filthy armor 666
filthy child leash 1,643
filthy corduroys 13
filthy hippy poncho 1
filthy knitted dread sack 12
filthy lucre 21
filthy monkey head 320
filthy pestle 9
filthy poultice 34
fin-bit wax 20
fine aged cheddarwurst 15
fine wine 20
finger cuffs 1
finger cymbals 6
finger exerciser 393
fire 1
fire flower 13
fire hose 2
fire of unknown origin 13,180
fire poi 31
fireball 106
firebomb 111
fireclutch 2,000
fireman's helmet 1
fireman's lunch 23
firemilk 14
fireproof megaphone 375
fireproof skip lid 11
Firewater 11
first-aid pouch 37
fish bazooka 2
fish head 1
fish juice box 2
fish scimitar 2
fish stick 1
fish stick cozy 1
fish-liver oil 15,536
fishbone belt 1
fishbone bracers 1
fishbone catcher's mitt 1
fishbone corset 1
fishbone facemask 1
fishbone fins 1
fishbone kneepads 1
fishin' hat 1
fishy fish 9
fishy fish casserole 12
fishy fish lasagna 19
fishy paste 1
fishy pipe 1
fishy wand 1
fitness wristband 1
Fitspiration™ poster 2,000
Five Second Energy™ 3
fixed-gear bicycle 11
fizzing spore pod 42
fizzy potion 32
flamin' bindle 5
Flamin' Whatshisname 19
Flaming Caipiranha 13
flaming cardboard sword 78
flaming crutch 515
flaming feather 33
flaming glowsticks 3
Flaming Knob 16
Flaming Mohobo 12
flaming mushroom 113
flaming mushroom wine 21
flaming nose 1
Flaming Sazerorc 18
flaming sword 33
flaming talons 181
flamingo mallet 1
Flan 1
Flan in the Moon 1
flange 23
flaregun 10
flashy pirate dreadlocks 444
flask flops 666
flask of Amontillado 26
flask of baconstone juice 21
flask of embalming fluid 5
flask of Gnomochloric acid 55
flask of hamethyst juice 35
flask of mining oil 11
flask of porquoise juice 33
flask of port 21
flask of rainwater 1,001
flask of tainted mining oil 1
Flaskfull of Hollow 6
flat cider 2
flat dough 11
flat mushroom wine 23
flavored foot massage oil 8
flavorless gruel 16
flayed mind 2,000
fleetwood chain 10,000
fleetwood mac 'n' cheese 22
fleetwood macaroni 1,337
fleshy lump 228
flickering pixel 2
flimsy clipboard 130
flirtatious feather 57
floaty gravel 1
floaty pebbles 1
floaty sand 1
floorboard cruft 14
floral print shirt 2
floral-print skirt 55
flower petal pie 7
flowing hippy skirt 5
fluid of fudge-finding 1
fluorescent lightbulb 1
flute of flat champagne 94
flyest of shirts 1
Flying Caipiranha 14
flypaper staff 67
flytrap bezoar 1
flytrap pellet 11
foam commodore's hat 1
foam dart 1
foam naval trousers 1
foam noodle 1,005
foam pistol 1
foetid seal tear 11
Fog Murderer 31
foggy glass globe 1
foie gras 12
folder (barbarian) 1
folder (blue) 7
folder (catfish) 1
folder (cyan) 92
folder (D-Team) 244
folder (dancing dolphins) 1
folder (Ex-Files) 1
folder (green) 222
folder (heavy metal) 111
folder (holographic fractal) 1
folder (Jackass Plumber) 1
folder (Knight Writer) 1
folder (KOLHS) 1
folder (magenta) 1
folder (owl) 1
folder (rainbow unicorn) 1
folder (red) 111
folder (Seawolf) 3
folder (skull and crossbones) 1
folder (smiley face) 111
folder (space skeleton) 2
folder (sports car) 222
folder (sportsballs) 317
folder (Stinky Trash Kid) 11
folder (tranquil landscape) 1
folder (wizard) 1
folder (Yedi) 666
folder (yellow) 1
foolscap fool's cap 7
foon 950
foon of fearfulness 1
foon of fleshiness 1
foon of foulness 1
foon of frigidity 1
foon of fulmination 1
foot-long hot daub 1
football helmet 1
forbidden danish 10
forbidden sausage 1
forest spirit rattle 531
forest tears 66
fortune cookie 11,111
fossilized baboon skull 1
fossilized bat skull 2
fossilized demon skull 2
fossilized limb 5
fossilized serpent skull 1
fossilized spider skull 1
fossilized spike 333
fossilized spine 1
fossilized torso 5
fossilized wing 5
fossilized wyrm skull 1
fountain 'soda' 13
Frankly Mr. Shank 2
Frat Army FGF 305
frat brats 13
frayed rope belt 2
Freddie's blessing of Mercury 22
Freddy Kruegerand 665
freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini 2
freezerburned ice cube 4
freezin' bindle 7
French bronilla brogurt 15
French slippers 1
french-fry grabber 1
freshwater fishbone 11
freshwater pearl necklace 6
fricasseed brains 32
Friendliness Beverage 117
Friendly Turkey 9
frightful feather 6
frigid air mattress 2
frigid derringer 279
frigid fudgepuck 11
frigid hankyū 2
frigid mote 3
frigid ninja stars 148
Frigid Northern Beans 111
frilly shirt 1
frilly skirt 5
frog lip-print 1,380
Frogade 22
Fromage Pinotage 25
frontwinder skin 20
frost flower 1
Frost™ brand sword 12
frostbite-flavored Hob-O 30
frosty halo 33
Frosty's arm 1
Frosty's carrot 1
Frosty's frosty mug 17
Frosty's iceball 1
Frosty's nailbat 1
Frosty's old silk hat 1
Frosty's snowball sack 1
Frown Exerciser 1
frozen banquet 4
frozen danish 14
frozen feather 37
frozen Mob Penguin 12
frozen mushroom 124
frozen nunchaku 16
frozen seal spine 111
frozen shampoo-conditioner 1,337
frozen turtle shell 2
fruit basket 11
fruit bowl 1
fruitcake 139
fruitfilm 22
fruity girl swill 18
fry-oil-flavored Hob-O 18
frying brainpan 1
Fu Manchu Wax 111
fudge bunny 1
fudge cube 1
Fudge Fiber Armor Plating 2
fudge lily 11
fudge pocket square 1
fudge spork 3
fudge-shaped hole in space-time 35
fudgecule 20
fudgesicle 1
full lava bottle 5
full meat tank 1
fumble formula 1
Fun-Guy spore 1
FunFunds™ 36
funhouse mirror 1
funky brass fez 1
funky dried mushroom 39
funky eyepatch 2,000
funky junk key 1
funny bone 29
furniture dolly 11
furry fur 160
furry green earmuffs 1
furry green turtle 133
furry halo 77
furry kilt 2
furry pants 3
furry skirt 22
fusilli marrownarrow 12
fusillocybin 14
future drug: Coolscaline 3
future drug: Muscularactum 16
future drug: Smartinex 30
fuzzbump 13
fuzzy busby 5
fuzzy dice 2
fuzzy earmuffs 4
fuzzy montera 11
Fuzzy Tentacle 21
ga-ga radio 4
Gabarbar 5
Gaia beads 35
Galapagosian Cuisses 2
gallon of milk 11
Game Grid ticket 27
Game Grid token 7
GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine 4
gamer slurry 796
gamma nog 15
ganger bandana 1
garbage juice slurpee 10,000
garbage sticker 1
garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O 24
garish pinky ring 15
Garter of the Turtle Poacher 2
gas balloon 11
gator skin 33
gatorskin umbrella 9
Gauntlets of the Blood Moon 2
gauze garter 22
gauze hammock 5
gauze shorts 2
Gazelleton 1
gazely stare 666
gazing shoes 1
Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire 1
gearbox necklace 19
Gearhead Goo 667
gelatinous meat mass 1
Genalen™ Bottle 1
Gene Tonic: Beast 1
Gene Tonic: Constellation 21
Gene Tonic: Construct 1
Gene Tonic: Demon 1
Gene Tonic: Dude 2
Gene Tonic: Elemental 1
Gene Tonic: Elf 1
Gene Tonic: Fish 58
Gene Tonic: Goblin 1
Gene Tonic: Hippy 1
Gene Tonic: Hobo 1
Gene Tonic: Horror 1
Gene Tonic: Humanoid 1
Gene Tonic: Insect 1
Gene Tonic: Mer-kin 16
Gene Tonic: Orc 1
Gene Tonic: Penguin 6
Gene Tonic: Pirate 1
Gene Tonic: Plant 1
Gene Tonic: Slime 1
Gene Tonic: Undead 1
Gene Tonic: Weird 1
General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket 2
generic healing potion 666
generic mana potion 666
generic restorative potion 111
genie's bracers 16
genie's pants 15
genie's scimitar 12
genie's turbane 9
Gets-You-Drunk 3
ghast iron cleaver 2
ghast iron codpiece 2
ghast iron Garibaldi 2
ghast iron heater shield 2
ghast iron ingot 291
Ghosprey 2
ghost accordion 5
ghost beer 21
ghost bit 777
ghost cucumber 12
Ghost Dog Chow 11
ghost key 153
ghost of a necklace 15
ghost pencil 1
ghost pepper 4
ghost pickle on a stick 2
Ghost Pinching Quarterly 1
ghost protocol 1
ghost thread 3
ghost toga 7
ghost trap 3
ghostly body paint 11
ghostly dagger 1
ghostly pickling solution 1
ghuol ears 29
ghuol egg 59
ghuol egg quiche 28
ghuol guolash 31
ghuol-ear kabob 18
giant artisanal rice peeler 7
giant book of ancient carols 1
giant breath mint 330
giant cactus quill 12
giant candy cane 12
giant cheesestick 34
giant clay ashtray 444
giant designer sunglasses 18
giant diamond ring 33
giant discarded bottlecap 8
giant discarded plastic fork 9
giant discarded torn-up glove 10
giant driftwood sculpture 44
giant fishhook 2
giant foam finger 27
giant giant moth dust 26
giant glass of brandy 1
giant grain of protein powder 5
giant green gummi bear 11
giant green gummi ingot 2
giant gym membership card 3
giant heirloom grape tomato 27
giant jar of protein powder 7
giant motorcycle boots 1
giant moxie weed 12
giant neckbeard 2,000
giant needle 68
giant O 1
giant pearl 2
giant penguin keychain 3
giant pinky ring 14
giant red gummi bear 11
giant red gummi ingot 1
giant safety pin 9
giant shrimp fork 111
giant spider leg 2
giant stuffed bugbear 1
giant tube of black lipstick 5,000
giant turkey leg 61
giant X 1
giant yellow gummi bear 11
giant yellow gummi ingot 1
giant yellow hat 3
gibson 19
gift card 2
gilded ancient cursed chest 1
gilded ancient cursed key 1
gilded lily 1
gill rings 11
gilt perfume bottle 12
gimlet 19
gin and tonic 24
Gin Mint 1
gin-soaked blotter paper 1
ginger snaps 35
gingerbeard 1
gingerbread bugbear 11
gingerbread cigarette 1
gingerbread dog treat 2
gingerbread hoodie 20
gingerbread horror 14
gingerbread house 2
gingerbread mask 11
gingerbread mug 16
gingerbread mutant bugbear 29
gingerbread restraining order 11
gingerbread robot 1
gingerbread smartphone 11
gingerbread spice latte 1
gingerbread wine 12
gingerservo 1
gingham blouse 510
ginormous pumpkin 126
ginseng 36
giraffe-necked turtle 30
glacial clock 14
glacial sapphire 2
gladiator tunica 1
Glamare 1
glark cable 3
Glass Balls of the Goblin King 7
glass casserole dish 16
glass eye 1
glass gnoll eye 1
glass of baboon milk 27
glass of bourbon 14
glass of gnat milk 1,001
glass of goat's milk 4
glass of herbal tequila 25
glass of warm milk 1,004
glass of warm water 11
glass pie plate 14
glass slipper 1
gleaming oyster egg 1
glimmering buzzard feather 1
glimmering great tit feather 1
glimmering penguin feather 1
glimmering phoenix feather 1
glimmering raven feather 1
glimmering roc feather 1
glistening fish meat 8
glistening oyster egg 1
glistening staff 78
glittery mascara 17
Glo-Pop 18
glob of cream cheese 17
glob of enchanted icing 5
glob of green slime 34
glob of melted wax 20
glob of spoiled mayo 135
globe of Deep Sauce 6
Globmule 1
gloomy black mushroom 95
gloomy mushroom wine 23
glow-in-the-dark dart gun 1
glow-in-the-dark necklace 15
glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub 1
glow-in-the-dark wristwatch 1
glowing esca 1
glowing fungus 12
glowing New Age crystal 1
glowing red eye 47
glowing spore pod 222
glowing syringe 31
Glum berry 12
glyph of athleticism 5
gnashing teeth 10
gnat lasagna 13
gnatloaf 18
gnatloaf casserole 11
gnatwing 20
gnatwing earring 1
gnauga hide 179
gnauga hide buckler 2
gnauga hide chaps 2
gnauga hide kilt 3
gnauga hide skirt 49
gnauga hide vest 1
gnauga hide whip 2
gnawed-up dog bone 1
gnocchetti di Nietzsche 15
gnoll lips 6
gnoll teeth 9
gnoll-tooth necklace 1
Gnollish autoplunger 2
Gnollish casserole dish 1
Gnollish Crossdress 363
Gnollish flyswatter 2
Gnollish pie server 2
Gnollish pie tin 159
Gnollish plunger 2
Gnollish sangria 23
Gnollish slotted spoon 3
Gnollish toolbox 9
Gnomish sagngria 25
Gnomish toolbox 50
Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer 2
go-go potion 11
Go-Wassail 11
goat 1
goat beard 13
goat cheese 105
goat cheese pizza 54
goat cheese taco 22
goatskin umbrella 3
gob of wet hair 131
goblin autoblowgun 3
goblin hunting spear 4
goblin paste 1
goblin water 26
God Lobster Egg 1
gold Boozehounds Anonymous token 3
gold crown 63
gold lamé pants 12
gold nuggets 2
gold star 77
gold tooth 1
gold toothbrush 1,000
Gold Velvet™ whiskey 11
gold wedding ring 13
golden banana 8
golden gum 53
golden gun 1,119
Golden Kokomo Resort Chip 1
Golden Light 1
Golden Mean 15
golden ring 120
golden tattoo gun 4
golden twig 1
Good 'n' Quiet 30
Good 'n' Slimy 11
good ash 130
good brain 165
good gravy 12
Goodfella contract 8
gooey lava globs 9
gooey paste 1
goofily-plumed helmet 1
googly eye 2
googly-ball hat 1
googly-heart hat 1
googly-star hat 1
Gordon Bennett 12
Gorillape 1
goth kid t-shirt 8
GOTO 1
goulauncher 5
gourmet gourami oil 26
government 1
government cheese 13
government-issue identification badge 1,295
government-issued night-vision goggles 1
gr8ps 13
grandfather watch 2
grapefruit 51
grapes 14
grass blade 2
grass clippings 11
grass hat 2
grass skirt 2
grass whistle 34
Grasshopper 19
grassy cutlass 10
Grateful Undead T-shirt 3
Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled) 1
Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled) 1
grave robbing shovel 163
graveyard snowglobe 1
gravy boat 60
Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob 1
gray bow tie 74
grease gun 12
grease trap 666
greasy paste 1
great big capacitor 223
great old fashioned 23
Great Older Fashioned 15
Great Wolf's headband 1
Great Wolf's left paw 1
Great Wolf's right paw 1
Greaves of the Murk Lord 2
Greek fire 276
green balloon 111
green bean casserole 11
green beer 15
green BRICKO brick 11
Green Burlap 21
green candy heart 29
green cloth cap 66
Green Clover of Justice 1
green drunki-bear 2
green eggnog 1
Green Giant 8
green gummi ingot 49
green hamhock 1
green lava globs 11
green LavaCo Lamp™ 1
green mana 1
Green Manalishi 16,324
Green Muslin 16
green peawee marble 2
green pill 1
green pixel 81
green pixel potion 4
green pixie spog 2
green rock candy 1
green rocket 201
green smoke bomb 19
green snowcone 4
Green Velvet 24
green-frosted astral cupcake 5
green-iced sweet roll 13
gremlin juice 93
gremlin mutagen 31
grey cube 467
Grey Guanon 30
grilled cheese sandwich 8
Grim Brothers' story book 3
grim fairy tale 1
grimstone galoshes 1
grimstone mask 16
grimy lab coat 1,000
grinning turtle 1
grip key 1
grisly shell fragment 23
grizzled bearskin 111
grody jug 791
grog 14
grogpagne 48
Groll doll 3
groose grease 1
groovy prism necklace 2
groping claw 2
grouchy restless spirit 84
grouper fangirl 1
groupie bra 11
groupie lipstick 222
groupie spangles 23
grue egg 26
grue egg omelette 49
grumpy old man charrrm 4
grumpy old man charrrm bracelet 2
grungy bandana 17
grungy flannel shirt 9
guancertina 5
guano coffee cup 111
guard turtle collar 2
guard turtle shell 20
guitar pick 20
gummi ammonite 1
gummi belemnite 1
gummi bowtie 1
gummi canary 1
gummi fang 3
gummi salamander 1
gummi snake 2
gummi sword 44
gummi trilobite 1
gummi turtle 37
Gummi-DNA 1
Gummi-Gnauga 22
Gummy Brains 11
gun cleaning kit 19
gun parts 666
gunky chicken 12
gunner's daughter 16
gunpowder burrito 111
guts necklace 1
guy made of bee pollen 5
gym membership card 137
gym shorts 1
Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom 1
gyroscope 4
hacked gibson 554
haggis socks 96
haggis-infused soap 169
haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis 120
haiku katana 1
hair of the calf 1
hair of the fish 30
hair oil 24
hair spray 48
Hairpiece On Fire 2
hairy staff 1
Half a Purse 2
half double fruitcake 5
half of a gold tooth 416
half-baked potion 26
half-digested coal 1
half-empty carton of milk 1,111
half-height unicycle 1
half-melted spoon 3
half-orchid 22
half-rotten brain 254
half-size scalpel 11
half-sized guitar 6
halfberd 2
halibut 67
ham steak 8
hambrosier 33
hamburger 29
hamethyst 1
hamethyst earring 1
hamethyst necklace 1
hamethyst ring 1
hamethyst-handled sixgun 1
hamlet sandwich 117
hammerus 1
hand grenegg 4
Hand in Glove 2
hand of cards 381
Hand that Rocks the Ladle 2
handful of barley 10
handful of bees 1
handful of confetti 77
handful of crafty noodles 6
handful of Crotchety Pine needles 1
handful of drink tickets 1
handful of fire 1
handful of hand chalk 4,509
handful of honey 1
handful of Laughing Willow bark 2
handful of moss 25
handful of napalm 1
handful of numbers 1
handful of nuts and berries 13
handful of pine needles 38
handful of sand 358
handful of sawdust 59
handful of Smithereens 2
handful of stubble 1,000
handful of tips 222
handful of walnuts 14
handmade hobby horse 1
Handsome Devil 9
handsomeness potion 50
handyman "hand soap" 150
happiness 9
Happy Birthday, Claude! cake 1
hard spore pod 400
hardboiled egg 22
hardened slime belt 1
hardware upgrade 1
hare brush 5
hare pin 1
harem girl t-shirt 3
Hatorade 444
haunted battery 11
haunted bindle 242
haunted flame 150
haunted paddle-ball 1
Haunted Sorority House staff guide 11
hawk 25
hawkface potion 222
Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance 217
Haymaker 17
hazmat helmet 1
head mirror 13
headhunter necktie 3
headless sparrow 11
heart cozy 8
heart necklace 44
heart of rock and roll 1
heart of the volcano 8
heart-shaped balloon 11
heart-shaped candy whetstone 18
heat-resistant gloves 44
heat-resistant necktie 250
heat-resistant sheet metal 11
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Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler 30
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moon-amber necklace 1
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Moonds 21
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Moonshine Mohobo 21
Moonthril Schnapps 1
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moose thought 845
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More Humanitini than Humanitini 16
moreltini 71
Morlock's Mark Bourbon 16
morning dew 30
Mornington crescent roll 20
Morphan 1
Mortimer's nostrum 11
Morto Moreto 16
mostly-broken sunglasses 22
mother's little helper 54
mother's secret recipe 1
mouldering barrel 104
mountain lion skin 66
Mountain Stream Code Black Alert 11
Mountain Stream gastrique 112
Mountain Stream soda 10,018
mourning wine 1
mouse skull 26
moustache sock 94
mouth-watering mayolus 12
moxie magnet 33
moxie weed 9
Mr. Accessory 2
Mr. Balloon 1
Mr. Burnsger 1
Mr. Haggis 49
Mr. Joe's bangles 1
Mr. Mediocrebar 64
Mr. Screege's spectacles 245
MSG 11
Mt. McLargeHuge oyster 352
muculent machete 9
muddy pirate hat 138
muddy skirt 1
Mudflap-Girl Earring 1
Mudflap-Girl Necklace 1
Mudflap-Girl Ring 1
muffled muffuletta 2
mugcake 2
mulberry 11
mulled berry wine 21
mulled cider 19
mulled hobo wine 1
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mummy costume 1
mummy mask 2
mummy wrapping 21
munchies pill 1
murderbot component casing 202
murderbot live wire 4
murderbot mask 21
murderbot monofilament 304
murderbot plasma rifle 111
murderbot power cell 28
murderbot shield unit 23
murderbot spring injector 23
murderbot whip 34
Murderer's Punch 19
murky potion 32
Muschat 16
muscle oil 858
mushroom fermenting solution 21
mushroom pizza 12
musk turtle 27
Mustardigrade 1
Mylar balloon 11
mylar scout drone 1
Mysterious Black Box 9
Mysterious Blue Box 9
mysterious chemical residue 54
Mysterious Green Box 8
Mysterious Island iced tea 20
mysterious present 111
Mysterious Red Box 7
nachos of the night 8
Nadsat berry 46
nail file 236
nailswurst 11
nanite-infested candy cane 14
nanite-infested eggnog 14
nanite-infested fruitcake 26
nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear 8
nanofiber cloth 1
nanorhino credit card 4
Nardz energy beverage 5
nasty gum 16
nasty rat mask 2
nasty snuff 48
nasty-smelling moss 1
nastygeist 12
natto marble soda 1
natto pocky 12
natto-infused sake 12
natty blue ascot 2
natural fennel soda 36
Nayztameetjoo trading card 2
ND 40
Necbro wafers 1
necklace chain 11
Necrotelicomnicon 3
necrotizing body spray 66
neg grog 2
nega-mushroom 20
nega-mushroom wine 2
negative lump 35
negotiatin' hammer 257
neoprene skullcap 1
Neuromancer 24
neurostim pill 444
neutron lollipop 15
New Age healing crystal 36
New Age hurting crystal 222
New Cloaca-Cola 4
new habit 1
New Zealand iced tea 12
Newark 22
Newbiesport™ tent 15
newborn kobold 1
Newman's Own Trousers 1
NG 1
Nickel Gamma of Frugality 1
nicksilver ring 1
nicksilver spurs 1
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Nightstalker perfume 1
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ninja crampons 1
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No Hats as Art 2
noir fedora 1
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non-Euclidean non-accordion 7
non-stick pugil stick 12
normal barrel 5,167
Northern pemmican 11
Nose Ring of Putrescence 3
nosy nose ringy ring 3
not-a-pipe 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I 1,114
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II 779
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III 5
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV 3
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V 5
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI 3
nothing-in-the-box 23
nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box 44
nothingtini 78
novelty fruit hat 356
novelty monorail ticket 1
novelty tattoo sleeves 112
Now and Earlier 12
noxious gas grenade 22
NPZR chemistry set 16
Nuclear Blastball 11
nuclear stockpile 1
nugget of Crimbonium 1
nugget of nicksilver 12
nugget of quicksilver 173
nugget of sicksilver 17
nugget of slicksilver 174
nugget of sodium 4
nugget of thicksilver 132
nugget of ticksilver 1
nugget of wicksilver 142
numberwang 1
nurse's hat 4
Nursine 1
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nutty organic salad 15
O 1
O'RLY manual 30
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ocarina of space 7
occult jelly donut 17
ocean motion 1,603
octolus oculus 5
octopus's spade 3
odd silver coin 9
off-white paisley oyster egg 6
off-white plastic oyster egg 1
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Official Council Aide Pin 1
Ogres and Oubliettes™ module 21
Oh, the Humanitini 17
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oil of expertise 336
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Oil of Parrrlay 62
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oily boid 1
oily golden mushroom 1
oily mushroom wine 22
oily paste 1
ointment of the occult 247
Okee-Dokee soda 222
Ol' Scratch's ash can 1
Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork 1
Ol' Scratch's ol' britches 1
Ol' Scratch's salad fork 7
Ol' Scratch's stove door 1
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old bronzer 37
old candy wrapper 230
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old dry bone 2
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old love note 252
old patched suit-pants 1
old rosewater cream 48
old school beer pull tab 263
old school calculator watch 74
old school flying disc 3
old school Mafia knicke½æ 111
old sweatpants 713
old-fashioned 22
olive 54
olive lo mein 22
olive stir-fry 14
Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom 1
one glove 1,654
one pill 19,161
one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island 2
one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill 1
one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach 1
one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano 2
one-day ticket to The Glaciest 1
one-winged stab bat 222
onion shurikens 1,500
oozenog 35
open sauce 35
opera mask 1
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Oppossum 1
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orange and black Crimboween candy 11
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Orangemageddon wine cooler 6
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orc wrist 8
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Orcish meat locker 44
orcish nailing lube 43
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Order of the Silver Wossname 1
original G 7
oriole-feather headdress 1
ornamental sextant 1
ornate ancient cursed chest 1
ornate ancient cursed key 1
ornate picture frame 19
Oscus's dumpster waders 1
Oscus's garbage can lid 1
Oscus's pelt 1
Osk'r Chow 763
Othello's dagger 2
Othello's handkerchief 1
Othello's military jacket 2
Ouija Board, Ouija Board 2
out-of-tune biwa 333
Outer Wolf™ cologne 4
outlaw bandana 21
oven mitts 1
overclocked avian microprocessor 55
overcookie 10
overloaded micro-reactor 11
overpowering mushroom wine 21
overpriced "imported" beer 13
oversized fish scaler 12
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oversized pizza cutter 63
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oversized snowflake 1
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oyster basket 12
oyster sauce 111
P.B.L.T. 10
pacification grenade 111
Pack of Alice's Army Cards 1
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pack of pogs 1
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padded tortoise 2
PADL Phone 18
page of the Necrohobocon 298
pail 28
Pain Dip 1
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Paint A Vulgar Pitcher 12
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painted shield 1
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pair of bolt cutters 12
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palm frond 47
palm-frond capris 2
palm-frond cloak 3
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palm-frond net 1
palm-frond toupee 1
palm-frond whip 2
Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster 6
panhandle panhandling hat 2
pantogram 1
pants kit 1,111
pants of the Slug Lord 4
panty raider camouflage 54
papaya 36
papaya sling 27
papaya slung 26
papaya taco 16
paper-plate-mail pants 1
paperclip 1
paperclip cape 1
paperclip pants 1
paperclip sproinger 1
paperclip turban 1
paperclip-on tie 1
papier-mâché glob 3
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papier-mâchéte 1
papier-mâchaeranthera 1
papier-mâchine gun 1
papier-mâchuridars 1
papier-masque 1
papier-mitre 1
papier-mochi 1
papotion of papower 38
paranormal ricotta 2
parasitic claw 1
parasitic headgnawer 1
parasitic strangleworm 1
parasitic tentacles 1
parisian cathouse 99
party hat 3
passable elf mask 13
pasta spoon 1,062
Pasta Spoon of Peril 1
Pastaco shell 1
pat of butter 269
pat-a-cake pendant 1
patchouli incense stick 39
patchouli oil bomb 1
patent aggression tonic 20
patent alacrity tonic 19
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patent sallowness tonic 21
pawn cookie 18
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peach 16
peach lozenge 28
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Peaclock 1
peanut brittle shield 24
peanut sauce 2
pear 667
pear lozenge 21
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pearidot 1
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pearl diver's ring 1
pearlescent oyster egg 8
pebblebräu 2
pec oil 51
pecan pie 12
PEEZ dispenser 54
pencil kunai 668
pencil stub 666
Pendant of Fire 1
Pendant of Gargalesis 1
penguin focaccia bread 49
penguin paste 1
penguin shorts 1
penguin skin 1
penguin skin buckler 1
penguin thesaurus 76
penguin whip 1
penguin-smacking club 1
penguinskin mini-kilt 2
penguinskin mini-skirt 1
pentacorn hat 1
pentatonic accordion 333
Penultimate Fantasy chest 25
peppermint crook 1
peppermint parasol 1
peppermint patty 3
peppermint rhino baby 1
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peppermint sprout 32
peppermint tailings 2
peppermint twist 20
percent sign 1
perfect cosmopolitan 3
perfect dark and stormy 4
perfect ice cube 136
perfect mimosa 9
perfect negroni 46
perfect old-fashioned 3
perfect paloma 3
perforated battle paddle 65
perfume of prejudice 41
perfume-soaked bandana 11
perl necklace 2
perpendicular guano 1,300
perpendicular hula 23
perpendicular hula with a fly in it 1
personal graffiti kit 93
personal massager 11
personalized birthday cake 7
personalized coffee mug 1
pestoblade 23
pestopiary 31
pet anemone 1
pet bad vibe 1
pet rock 13
pet rock "Groucho" disguise 1
pet rock "Snooty" disguise 1
petit 4.1 1
petit fortran 10
petrified noodles 200
petrified wood 54
pewter candlestick 1
pewter claymore 2
ph balancer 37
phat turquoise bead 8
phat turquoise bracelet 2
phial of coldness 1
phial of hotness 1
phial of sleaziness 1
phial of spookiness 1
phial of stench 2
Phil Collins 12
philosopher's scone 14
philter of phorce 118
phish stick 1
Phlegethon 23
phonics down 74
photoprotoneutron torpedo 200
physiostim pill 6
Pick-O-Matic lockpicks 2
pickelhaube 1
pickle-flavored chewing gum 61
pickled egg 15
pickled grasshopper 223
pickpocket protector 2,350
picture of a dead guy's girlfriend 3
Piddles 24
pie crust 8
pie man was not meant to eat 272
piece of after eight 11
piece of wedding cake 24
piercing post 11
pig-iron shinguards 1
pigeon egg 8
piggy tattoo 111
pile of candy 32
pile of dirt 1
pile of dungeon junk 7
pile of dusty animal bones 502
pile of gold coins 516
pile of jumping beans 30
pile of useless robot parts 12
pill cup 44
pillow shell 164
Pillowbug 1
pimpin' meat hat 1
Pimpsqueak 1
pin-stripe slacks 222
pine tar 114
Pine-Fresh air freshener 1
pink candy heart 39
Pink Heart of Spirit 1
pink pinkslip slip 1
pink plastic baby 1
pink pony 267
pink slime 1,893
pink-belly slapper 111
pink-frosted astral cupcake 2
pint of sweat 12
pipe wrench 1
piping organ pie 12
piracetam 111
pirate brochure 22
pirate cream pie 215
pirate pamphlet 15
pirate paste 1
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pirate shirt 2
pirate skull 22
pirate tract 22
pirate zombie head 1
pirate zombie robot head 1
piscatini 2
pitchfork 16
pitted sheet metal 33
pixel banana 15
pixel beer 19
pixel boomerang 1
pixel chain whip 1
pixel coin 169
pixel cross 335
pixel daiquiri 21
pixel energy tank 2
pixel grappling hook 2
pixel hat 1
pixel holy water 53
pixel lemon 19
pixel morning star 1
pixel orb 1
pixel pants 1
pixel pill 2
pixel power cell 232
pixel shield 1
pixel star 11
pixel stopwatch 3
pixel sword 1
pixel whip 7
pixellated candy heart 7
pixellated moneybag 228
pixie axie 3
Plague of Locusts 18
plague pie 1,460
plaid bandage 1
plaid cowboy hat 1
plaid pocket square 1
plaid skirt 1
plaid swatch 44
plain bagel 18
plain old beer 1,356
plain paper hat 2
plain pizza 12
plastic bib 1
plastic Crimbo reindeer 3
plastic cup of beer 52
plastic cup of flat beer 1
plastic guitar 15
plastic ingot 11
plastic Jefferson wings 1,500
plastic nightmare troll 43
plastic nunchaku 15
plastic passion fruit 1
plastic spider ring 1
plate of Frigid Northern Beans 8
plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans 10
plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans 7
plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas 12
plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans 14
plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans 12
plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans 18
plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans 10
plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad 13
plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas 19
PlexiPips 1
plot hole 153
plum 12
plum lozenge 18
plum wine 17
plumber's lunch 19
plump juicy grub 200
plunge-leg 2,000
plus one 1
plush alielf 1
plush alien hamsterpus 1
plush dogcat 1
plush ferrelf 1
plush hamsterpus 1
plush mutated alielephant 1
plush mutated alielf 1
pocket ace 1
pocket lint (blue) 1
pocket lint (green) 1
pocket lint (orange) 2
pocket lint (white) 3
pocket maze 1
Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) 1
pocket theremin 486
pocket wish 1
pocketwatch on a chain 12
pog #01 (spider) 4
pog #02 (Knob goblin) 1
pog #03 (warwelf) 3
pog #04 (skleleton) 1
pog #05 (ninja snowman) 2
pog #06 (filthy hippy) 3
pog #07 (orcish frat boy) 4
pog #08 (hellion) 3
pog #09 (pirate) 3
pog #10 (hobo) 2
pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) 6
pointed stick 14
pointy mushroom 91
pointy mushroom wine 19
pointy red hat 300
Poison Oak trading card 1
poison pen 4
poisonous caviar 9
Poké-Gro fertilizer 24
Pokëmann band-aid 30
Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip 3
Pokëmann figurine: Duck 1
Pokëmann figurine: Frank 1
Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump 4
Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking 4
Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan 6
Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap 2
Pokëmann figurine: Moog 1
Pokëmann figurine: Nothing 9
Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu 2
Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth 1
Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf 3
Pokëmann figurine: Twitter 5
Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite 1
Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth 2
poker face paint 111
polished moon-amber 1
Polka Pop 21
polka-dot bow tie 4
polo trophy 2
poltergeist-in-the-jar-o 3
polyalloy shield 10
polyeaster egg 22
polyester pad 1
polyester panama hat 1
polyester parachute 1
polyester peeler 1
polyester pettipants 1
polyester pulsera 1
Polysniff Perfume 49
poodle skirt 2
pool cue 34
pool of liquid metal 1
pool torpedo 78
Pop Art: a Guide 1
popcorn 80
poppy 562
popsicle stick 825
popular tart 25
porcelain candy dish 1
Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans 66
porkpocket 1,000
porquoise 4
porquoise eyebrow ring 1
porquoise necklace 1
porquoise ring 1
porquoise-handled sixgun 1
portable cassette player 16
portable corkscrew 2
portable motorcycle 1
portable Othello set 1
portable photocopier 14
portable Spacegate 1
portable table 58
portable wall 7
possessed sugar cube 3
possessed tomato 3
possessed top 7
possibility potion 20
post-holiday sale coupon 130
potato masher 66
potato pistol 2
potato sprout 11
potent potion of potency 29
potion of animal rage 1
potion of potency 27
potion of punctual companionship 1
potion of spiritual gunkifying 1
potion of temporary gr8ness 102
potion of the captain's hammer 1
potion of the field gar 1
potion of the litterbox 1
potion of X-ray vision 1
potted cactus 11
potted fern 333
pottery hat 1
pottery shield 1
pottery training pants 1
poultrygeist 4
poutine 3,450
poutine pole 166
powdered candy sushi set 1
powdered donut 26
powdered gold 6
powdered organs 68
powdered oxygen 1
powdered wig 450
power pill 3
power sock 111
Power-Guy 2000 holo-record 5
pr0n cocktail 13
pr0n legs 128
pr0n m4nic0tti 16
pr0n stir-fry 12
pr0n taco 16
precious piercing post 111
pregnant mushroom 1
prehistoric spear 72
Prelude of Precision 1
premium malt liquor 19
prescription noodles 18
press-on ribs 444
pressurized potion of perception 40
pressurized potion of perspicacity 34
pressurized potion of pneumaticity 4
pressurized potion of proficiency 33
pressurized potion of puissance 47
pressurized potion of pulchritude 33
pretty bouquet 19
pretty flower 15
pretty pink bow 15
Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit 111
priceless diamond 111
primitive alien booze 14
primitive alien mask 1
primitive alien medicine 1
primitive alien salad 15
Princess Rutabaga trading card 1
print screen button 1
prismatic wad 1
pristine fish scale 11
Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket 5
probability potion 133
procrastination potion 107
Professor What T-Shirt 8
programmable turtle 21
projectile icemaker 2
prosthetic forehead 1
protection stick 1,106
protein paste 15
Prunets 33
prussian cathouse 22
prussian cathouse with a fly in it 1
psychedelic bubble wand 1
psychic's amulet 8
psychic's circlet 11
psychic's crystal ball 2
psychic's pslacks 12
Psycho From The Heat 1
psycho sweater 1
psychokinetic energy blob 16,919
Psychotic Train wine 29
pteruges 1
puce paisley oyster egg 34
puce plastic oyster egg 1
puce polka-dot oyster egg 1
puce striped oyster egg 1
puff of smoke 21
pufferfish spine 2
Puffstone cigar 1
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pulled green taffy 333
pulled indigo taffy 11
pulled orange taffy 333
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pulled porquoise ring 1
pulled red taffy 111
pulled violet taffy 333
pulled yellow taffy 11
pulsing flesh 1
pumpkin 2
pumpkin beer 26
pumpkin bomb 1
pumpkin juice 13
pumpkin pie 276
pumpkinhead mask 1
Punchplanter 14
punk patch 1,111
punk rock jacket 10
purple corpsel 17
purple pixel pie 11
purple prose pen 10
purple snowcone 16
purple-frosted astral cupcake 10
Putrid Pendant 1
putty coat 11
PVC staff 1
pygmy adder oil 1,112
pygmy blowgun 48
pygmy briefs 7
pygmy concertinette 3
pygmy dart 1,111
pygmy nose-bone 7
pygmy papers 1,111
pygmy phone number 30
pygmy pygment 66
pygmy spear 5
pygmy witchhazel 1,111
Quaatorade™ 13
quadroculars 44
quake of arrows 44
quantum nanopolymer spider web 1
quantum polarity inducer 1
quantum taco 1
quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments 2
queen cookie 13
question juice 225
questionable taco 1
Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit 2
quicksilver ring 1
quicksilver spurs 1
quirky accordion 1
Rümpelstiltz 1
R'lyeh 14
rabbit punch 21
Racisto Ruidoso 7
rack of dinosaur ribs 5
Rad Lib 11
Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.) 1
Rad-Pro (1 oz.) 1
Radberry Rip wine cooler 17
radiation-resistant helmet 1
radiator heater shield 1
radioactive chew toy 1
radioactive spider venom 315
radium-flavored potato chips 481
Raggedy Hippy doll 1
rainbow bomb 1
rainbow crossbow 2
rainbow sauce 11
rainbow tie 1
raisin 12
Ralph IX cognac 1
ram horns 1,113
ram stick 8
Ram's Face Lager 53
ram-battering staff 1
ramekin of space nuts 2
raspberry 14
raspberry beret 2
rat appendix 53
rat appendix kabob 21
rat appendix stir-fry 19
rat carcass 666
rat head balloon 1
rat scrapple 10
rat tooth polish 11
ratarang 1
ratgut 111
ratini 18
ratskin belt 2
rattail whip 1
rattler gland 666
rattler rattle 1
rattlesnake enrager 22
Rattlin' Chains 1
rave whistle 14
ravenous eye 450
ravioli della hippy 20
ravioli hat 1,002
raw bread 666
raw cranberry sauce 1,111
raw gravy 666
raw green beans 666
raw mincemeat 607
raw potato 222
raw stuffing 667
raw sweet potato 334
raw turkey 13
razor-sharp can lid 356
razor-tipped yo-yo 6
realistic cap gun 666
really dense meat stack 1
Really Expensive Jewelry and You 3
really really sticky spider web 81
really sticky spider web 3
really thick bandage 2
really thick spine 25
really tiny cocktail shaker 1
recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity 3,156
recording of Chorale of Companionship 1,049
recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad 26
recording of Elron's Explosive Etude 149
recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration 391
recording of Prelude of Precision 150
recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto 555
recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder 904
recursive spline reticulator 1
red ale 11
red armband 1
Red Army camouflage kit 2,000
red badge 222
red balloon 1
red blood cells 15
red book 111
red box 37
red button 63
red China marble 1
red coat 1
red drunki-bear 2
Red Dwarf 39
red eye 26
red foxglove 31
red gummi ingot 76
red lava globs 11
red LavaCo Lamp™ 1
red letter 38
red mana 3
red masque 33
red paisley oyster egg 1
Red Pill 3
red pixel 38
red pixel potion 17
red plastic baby 1
red plastic oyster egg 1
red polka-dot oyster egg 88
red potion 50
red red wine 12
Red Rover BB gun 32
red rum 10
red shirt 1
red shoe 88
red silk skirt 1
red snowcone 1
red striped oyster egg 10
red velvet cake 11
red wagon 13
Red X Shield 33
red-and-green sweater 19
red-headed corpse 17
red-hot boilermaker 23
red-hot jawbreaker 1
red-hot knucklebone 11
red-hot poker 25
Redeye™ Eyedrops 556
redrum 14
reflection of a map 1
regret hose 1
Regular Cloaca Cola 1,500
regular-size brogurt 18
reindeer hammer 1
reindeer sickle 2
reinforced beaded headband 118
reinforced furry underpants 1
remaindered axe 666
remorseless knife 1
reodorant 30
repeating crossbow 1
residual zeal 1
resolution: be feistier 591
resolution: be happier 223
resolution: be kinder 34
resolution: be luckier 57
resolution: be more adventurous 19
resolution: be sexier 595
resolution: be smarter 609
resolution: be stronger 583
resolution: be wealthier 156
respected companion biscuit 18
Retenez L'Herbe Paté 1
returned Thinknerd package 21
reusable shopping bag 1
reverse Tantalus 13
reverse-oscillating klystron 1
rewinged stab bat 1
rhesus monkey 1
rhinestone 1,047
rhinestone cowboy shirt 1
rhinestone cowhorn 1
rhinoceros horn 224
rib of the Bonerdagon 2
ribbon candy 2
ribcage rollcage 1
riboflavin 22
rice bowl 6
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robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T. 1
robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D. 1
robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R. 1
robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. 1
robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. 1
robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. 1
robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H. 1
robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N. 1
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Russian Ice 20
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Saturday Night Special 4,222
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Sogg-Os 15
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Source essence 37,526
Source shades 1
Source terminal ASHRAM chip 40
Source terminal DIAGRAM chip 37
Source terminal file: compress.edu 27
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Space Baby children's book 1
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Spacegate Research 1,048
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spring 48
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Squib 1
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Staff of the Deepest Freeze 1
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stained mattress 2
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stick 333
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wolfskull mask 1
wonderwall shield 7
wood screw 32
wooden axe 491
wooden block 11
wooden figurine 5
wooden salad bowl 1
wooden spoon 1
wooden stakes 32
wool hat 3
wool sock 1
woolen cravat 1
Work is a Four Letter Sword 2
worksite credentials 52
Workytime Tea 11
World's Blackest-Eyed Peas 1
world's smallest violin 3
worn tophat 12
worst candy 19
worthless gewgaw 1
worthless knick-knack 1
worthless trinket 1
woven baling wire bracelets 16
wreath of laurels 5
wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
Wrecked Generator 1
wrench bracelet 6
wrench handle 1
wrestling mask 204
wriggling severed nose 1
wriggling tentacle 1
wriggling worm 402
wristwatch of the white knight 2
Wrotz 7
Wullabye 1
wumpus hair 5
wumpus-hair bolo 1
wumpus-hair net 1
wussiness potion 1,895
X 1
X-37 gun 1
x-ray mirror 666
x-ray specs 1
Xiblaxian 5D printer 1
Xiblaxian alloy 3
Xiblaxian cache locator simcode 1
Xiblaxian circuitry 1
Xiblaxian crystal 1
Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode 2
Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner 1
Xiblaxian holo-bowtie 2
Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode 2
Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube 1
Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey 1
Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl 1
Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers 1
Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest 1
Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito 1
Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles 1
Xiblaxian holo-training simcode 1
Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter 1
Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode 1
Xiblaxian polymer 11
Xiblaxian residence-cube 1
Xiblaxian space-whiskey 1
Xiblaxian stealth cowl 1
Xiblaxian stealth trousers 1
Xiblaxian stealth vest 1
Xiblaxian ultraburrito 1
Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles 1
xo-skeleton-in-a-box 1
yak anorak 1
yak skin 2
yak toupee 1
yak whip 1
Yakisoba's hat 1
yakskin buckler 1
yakskin kilt 2
yakskin pants 1
yakskin skirt 44
yam candy 10
Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick 24
ye olde golde frontes 1
Ye Olde Meade 31
Ye Olde Medieval Insult 28
Ye Olde Navy Fleece 2
Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher 23
yellow brick road 31
yellow candy heart 53
yellow candygram 2
yellow drunki-bear 4
yellow gummi ingot 75
yellow matter custard 8
Yellow Moon of Compassion 19
yellow paisley oyster egg 11
yellow pixel 21
yellow pixel potion 1
yellow plastic hard hat 1
yellow plastic oyster egg 9
yellow polka-dot oyster egg 11
yellow snowcone 11
yellow striped oyster egg 1
yeti fur 85
yo 11
yo-yo 11
yohohoyo 248
Yolo™ chocolates 5
Yorick 1
Young Man's Cargo Load 1
Young Man's Crew Sequester 1
yummy death watch beetle 11
Yummy Tummy bean 223
Z-Bone steak 4
Ze™ goggles 82
zen motorcycle 1
Zim Merman's guitar 1
zmobie 15
zombie 17
zombie accordion 1
zombie dinosaur egg 1
zombie hollandaise 1,337
zombie mariachi hat 1
zombie mariachi pants 1
zombie pineal gland 1
Zombo's empty eye 1
Zombo's grievous greaves 1
Zombo's shield 1
Zombo's shoulder blade 1
Zombo's skull ring 1
Zombo's skullcap 1
Zoodriver 73
Zu Mannkäse Dienen 9
Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) 1