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Display Case for Scattaloquarious (#1389111)
This player is ranked #652 for Most Total Items with a total of 240,184 items.
This player is ranked #89 for Most Unique Items with a total of 5,775 items.

This player is a member of the clan League of Pretty Good Adventurers.

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Scattaloquarious (#1389111)
This player has 5,775 unique items and 240,184 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"DRINK ME" potion 939
"Humorous" T-shirt 1
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 34
1-ball 19
1.21 jigawatts 1
1/6th Pound Cake 1
100-Watt bulb 1
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 84
2-ball 14
25-meat staff 2
3-ball 14
30669 scroll 109
33398 scroll 187
334 scroll 102
37x37x37 puzzle cube 67
4-ball 5
4-d camera 3
4-dimensional guitar 193
4:20 bomb 5
5-Alarm Saucepan 7
5-ball 6
5-hour acrimony 2
6-ball 8
64067 scroll 9
668 scroll 22
7-ball 20
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 101
7-inch discus 2
8-ball 31
8-bit banana 1
9-ball 1
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes 1
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) 1
a butt tuba 62
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) 1
A Light that Never Goes Out 2
a little sump'm sump'm 24
A muse-bouche 5
A. W. O. L. commendation 1
abandoned candy 253
abominable blubber 22
abominable snowcone 57
Abyssal ember 16
accidental cider 10
accidental mutton 2
acid-squirting flower 37
acoustic guitarrr 61
actual reality goggles 32
adder 14
adder bladder 295
adhesive tape dolly 1
adorable seal larva 15
aerated diving helmet 2
affordable teak perch 2
Agent Corrigan's cigarette 7
agua de vida 931
airblaster gun 76
albatross necklace 1
Alewife™ Ale 13
Alice's Army Alchemist 1
Alice's Army booster box 1
Alice's Army Bowman 1
Alice's Army Cleric 1
Alice's Army Coward 1
Alice's Army Dervish 1
Alice's Army Foil Alchemist 1
Alice's Army Foil Bowman 1
Alice's Army Foil Cleric 1
Alice's Army Foil Coward 1
Alice's Army Foil Dervish 1
Alice's Army Foil Guard 1
Alice's Army Foil Halberder 1
Alice's Army Foil Hammerman 1
Alice's Army Foil Horseman 1
Alice's Army Foil Lanceman 1
Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber 1
Alice's Army Foil Martyr 1
Alice's Army Foil Ninja 1
Alice's Army Foil Nurse 1
Alice's Army Foil Page 1
Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden 1
Alice's Army Foil Sniper 1
Alice's Army Foil Spearsman 1
Alice's Army Foil Swordsman 1
Alice's Army Foil tattoo 1
Alice's Army Foil Wallman 1
Alice's Army Guard 1
Alice's Army Halberder 1
Alice's Army Hammerman 1
Alice's Army Horseman 1
Alice's Army Lanceman 1
Alice's Army Mad Bomber 1
Alice's Army Martyr 1
Alice's Army Ninja 1
Alice's Army Nurse 1
Alice's Army Page 1
Alice's Army Shieldmaiden 1
Alice's Army Sniper 1
Alice's Army Spearsman 1
Alice's Army Swordsman 1
Alice's Army Wallman 1
All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig 1
all-purpose cleaner 93
all-purpose flower 1
all-year sucker 1
alpha-mail pants 1
alphabet gum 16
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility 1
amber aviator shades 6
ammonite candy mold 1
ammonite fossil 8
amok pudding 6
amok putter 1
amphibious tophat 1
amulet of extreme plot significance 48
Amulet of Yendor 2
ancient calendar 1
ancient calendar fragment 3
ancient cursed foot locker 1
ancient frozen dinner 34
ancient hot dog wrapper 1
ancient ice cream scoop 9
ancient Magi-Wipes 179
ancient poisoned dart 53
ancient protein powder 105
Ancient Saucehelm 7
ancient spice 118
ancient stone fist 70
ancient stone head 26
ancient turtle shell 1
ancient turtle shell helmet 2
ancient turtle shell powder 1
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 2
ancient vinyl coin purse 34
anemone nematocyst 10
anemone sauce 1
angel-food cake 1
Angelhair Culottes 11
anger blaster 3
Angry Farmer candy 240
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 2
angry inch 25
angst burger 2
Ankh of Badahnkadh 4
anniversary balloon 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
anniversary gift box 2
annoying pitchfork 31
ant agonist 56
ant antidepressant 1
ant hoe 4
ant pick 7
ant pitchfork 1
ant rake 3
ant sickle 12
anti-anti-antidote 286
anticheese 22
antimatter wad 1
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 3
antique accordion 4
antique bottle of cough syrup 3
antique bottle opener 2
antique greaves 70
antique hand mirror 25
antique helmet 87
antique machete 4
antique packet of ketchup 4
antique painting of a landscape 1
antique pair of blue jeans 1
antique record album 9
antique shield 95
antique souvenir drawing 2
antique spear 83
antique spyglass 2
apathetic lizardman doll 1
aquamariner's necklace 1
aquamariner's ring 2
aquaviolet jub-jub bird 1
archaeologing shovel 2
Argarggagarg's fang 16
armgun 37
around the world 13
arrowgram 631
arrrgyle socks 10
Arrrmetia trading card 1
arse-a'fire elixir 1
artisanal limoncello 10
Artist's Butterknife of Regret 5
Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness 13
Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury 9
Artist's Spatula of Despair 13
Artist's Whisk of Misery 15
asbestos apron 13
asbestos crossbow 13
asbestos crossbow string 6
asbestos helmet turtle 2
asbestos meat stack 1
asbestos ore 118
asbestos staff 6
asbestos stick 6
asbestos sword 8
asbestos sword hilt 1
ASCII fu manchu 9
ASCII shirt 34
Asleep in the Cemetery 10
asparagus knife 69
asparagus lo mein 15
asparagus stir-fry 1
aspirin 1
Ass-Stompers of Violence 1
asshat 16
astral mushroom 15
astronaut pants 2
Atomic Comic 4
Atomic Pop 7
atomic vector plotter 1
attention spanner 1
attorney's badge 14
augmented El Vibrato drone 1
Aura Libre 2
automatic catapult 1
auxiliary backbone 1
awful poetry journal 114
Ax of L'rose 1
Aye Aye 1
Aye Aye, Captain 2
Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth 4
bätzle 106
baby cuddlefish 1
baby killer bee 39
babycakes 1
backwoods screwdriver 16
bacon bath ball 2
baconstone 3
baconstone bracelet 1
baconstone earring 2
baconstone pendant 3
baconstone ring 3
bad-ass club 2
badass belt 137
badass pie 28
badge of authority 7
badger badge 1
Bag o' Tricks 1
bag of airline peanuts 1
bag of bones 8
bag of Cheat-Os 358
bag of GORF 454
bag of GORP 488
bag of lard 12
bag of many confections 1
bag of pygmy blood 12
bag of QWOP 302
bag of unfinished business 4
bag of W&Ws 166
bagged stuffed "L" 1
baggie of powdered sugar 46
Bal-musette accordion 1
balaclava 6
balaclava baklava 16
ball 1
ball-in-a-cup 1
ballast turtle 3
balloon helmet 6
balloon monkey 8
balloon shield 4
balloon sword 6
ballpark hot daub 9
ballroom blintz 186
balsa plank 101
bamboo bokuto 1
banana 5
banana cream pie 1
banana daiquiri 2
banana milkshake 1
banana peel 112
banana smoothie 4
banana spritzer 2
banana supersucker 1
banana-frosted king cake 10
bananagate 22
bananarama bangle 2
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 11
baneful bandolier 2
Bangyomaman battle juice 4
banjo strings 3
baobab sap 1
bar skin 91
bar whip 2
barbed-wire fence 82
bargain flash powder 36
bark beret 1
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 1
Barney's rake 15
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 4
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 47
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 5
barrrnacle 35
barskin buckler 2
barskin cloak 4
barskin hat 3
barskin loincloth 6
barskin tent 3
bartender skull 1
bartender-in-the-box 3
bartender-skull-in-the-box 1
Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler 12
Barulio's bottle 48
baseball 164
Bash-Ōs boxtop 3
Bash-Ōs cereal 10
basic meat crossbow 1
basic meat fez 3
basic meat foon 1
basic meat helmet 2
basic meat kilt 2
basic meat pants 2
basic meat skirt 1
basic meat spork 2
basic meat staff 1
basic meat sword 1
bat guano 61
bat haggis 2
bat hat 3
bat whip 2
bat wing 410
bat wing kabob 2
bat wing stir-fry 2
bat-ass leather jacket 5
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 1
batblade 145
batgut 248
bath ball gift set 1
battered Crimbo Crate 119
battered hubcap 7
battered old top-hat 2
Battlie Light Saver 22
bazooka cozy 1
bazookafish bubble gum 59
beach ball marble 2
beach glass bead 24
beach glass necklace 4
bean burrito 30
beanbag chair 2
beastly paste 99
beaten-up Chucks 4
beautiful soup 2
beaver spear 5
bed of coals 10
beefy fish meat 29
beer basted brat 3
beer bomb 598
beer bong 71
beer cartilage 13
beer goggles 2
beer helmet 338
beer lens 24
beer-a-pult 1
beer-scented teddy bear 16
beer-soaked mop 11
beertini 6
beery blood 2
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 3
begpwnia 2
beholed bedsheet 2
beige clambroth marble 3
Beignet Milgranet 22
bejeweled accordion strap 6
bejeweled cufflinks 42
bejeweled pledge pin 352
belemnite candy mold 1
belemnite fossil 15
bell-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
bellhop bell 16
Belt of Howling Anger 16
Ben-Gal™ Balm 6
Benetton's Medley of Diversity 2
bent scrap metal 28
berries of suffering 50
berry-infused sake 2
Better Than Cuddling Cake 5
bewitching boots 1
bezoar ring 1
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 10
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 5
BGE merchandise order form 33
BGE pocket calendar 1
BGE shotglass 30
BGE temporary tattoo 10
BGE tiny plastic toy 4
bi-lateral logic compressor 1
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 11
big bad voodoo mask 27
big bass drum 33
big boom 19
big bumboozer marble 1
big bundle of chamoix 17
Big Candy's tophat 1
big dribbly candle 4
big glob of skin 1
big red clown nose 70
big rock 6
big slimy cyst 29
big stick 2
big stirring stick 14
bigger stick 1
bilge wine 206
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 1
bindle of joy 1
bindlestocking 11
biomechanical crimborg helmet 1
biomechanical crimborg leg armor 1
bird rib 55
birthday party jellybean cheesecake 1
bishop cookie 1
Bit O' Ectoplasm 6
bit of clingfilm 25
bit-o-cactus 48
bite-me-red lipstick 287
bitter bowtie 2
bitter pill 3
BitterSweetTarts 6
BittyCar HotCar 1
BittyCar MeatCar 1
BittyCar SoulCar 1
Bjorn's Hammer 4
black & tan 52
black belt 3
black blade 3
Black Body™ spray 3
black BRICKO brick 16
black candy heart 1
black catseye marble 1
black cherry soda 6
black cowboy hat 2
black eyedrops 7
black facepaint 2
black forest cake 299
black forest ham 189
black greaves 56
black helmet 61
Black Hole 1
black kettle drum 84
black lotus 1
Black No. 2 249
black paisley oyster egg 1
black pension check 27
black pepper 132
black picnic basket 34
black pixel 462
black plastic oyster egg 9
black polka-dot oyster egg 57
black pudding 28
black sheepskin diploma 4
black shield 45
black snake skin 134
black snowcone 1
black spot 3
black striped oyster egg 9
black sword 51
black tear 3
black velvet box 2
black-and-blue light 7
blackberry 232
blackberry combat boots 6
blackberry galoshes 5
blackberry moccasins 1
blackberry polite 4
blackberry slippers 4
Blackfly Chardonnay 230
blammer 1
blank diary 1
blank fudge mold 1
blank prescription sheet 2
Blatantly Canadian 32
blended frozen swill 3
blended frozen swill with a fly in it 1
blind-packed capsule toy 1
blind-packed die-cast metal toy 34
Bling of the New Wave 9
Blizzards I Have Died In 7
blob of acid 20
blob of Alphredo™ 2
blob of wood glue 113
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 7
Blood 'n' Plenty 21
blood flower 1
blood kiwi 1
Blood Light 57
blood of the Wereseal 12
blood sausage 4
blood-faced volleyball 3
Bloodbath 1
bloodied surgical dungarees 6
bloody beer 62
bloody clown pants 79
bloody mary 18
blowdart 10
blue canary nightlight 1
blue class ring 3
Blue Diamond of Honesty 3
blue paisley oyster egg 2
blue pixel 275
blue pixel potion 45
blue plasma ball 2
blue plastic baby 1
blue plastic oyster egg 14
blue polka-dot oyster egg 2
blue potion 115
blue raspberry troll doll 1
blue shell 1
blue snowcone 1
blue striped oyster egg 1
blue suede shoes 3
blue velvet cake 1
blue-frosted astral cupcake 17
blueberry-frosted king cake 3
blundarrrbus 2
blunt cat claw 4
blunt icepick 1
bobble-hip hula elf doll 1
bobcat grenade 6
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
Bohemian rhapsody 15
boilermaker 6
boiling seal blood 16
bone abacus 6
bone and arrows 1
bone aperitif 21
bone bons 1
bone chips 36
bone collar 1
bone crusher 1
bone flour 1
bone flute 135
bone meal 21
bone rattle 39
bone spurs 1
Bone's Farm "wine" 11
boneana hammock 1
bonedanna 1
bonerang 1
Bonerdagon necklace 19
Bonestabber 3
boning knife 1
bonsai tree 1
booby trap 6
book of matches 22
BOOtonniere 2
Boots of Twilight Whispers 12
booty chest charrrm 84
booty chest charrrm bracelet 3
booze-soaked cherry 14
boozebomb 6
Boozehounds Anonymous token 6
Bordeaux Marteaux 11
borg sock monkey 1
boring spaghetti 63
Boris's Helm 1
Boris's key lime 29
Boris's key lime pie 55
Boris's ring 15
borrowed time 9
Boss Bat bling 34
Boss Bat britches 83
Boss Drops 27
bottle of alcohol 83
bottle of antifreeze 6
bottle of black cat tonic 12
bottle of Blank-Out 395
bottle of Bloodweiser 1
bottle of bubbles 44
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 116
bottle of Cochon Noir 1
bottle of cooking sherry 163
bottle of Definit 30
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 59
bottle of Evermore 3
bottle of extra-strength melodramamine 1
bottle of fire 111
bottle of fruity "wine" 3
bottle of gin 727
bottle of Goldschnöckered 1
bottle of goofballs 84
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 16
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 39
bottle of limeade 1
bottle of melodramamine 2
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 468
bottle of moontan lotion 3
bottle of Mystic Shell 10
bottle of Ooze-O 13
bottle of peppermint schnapps 1
bottle of perfume 1
bottle of Pete's Sake 2
bottle of Pinot Renoir 19
bottle of pirate juice 7
bottle of popskull 14
bottle of realpagne 11
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 3
bottle of rum 1,163
bottle of sake 22
bottle of sewage schnapps 59
bottle of single-barrel whiskey 3
bottle of tequila 512
bottle of ultravitamins 23
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 18
bottle of vodka 474
bottle of whiskey 817
bottle of wine 153
bottle opener belt buckle 162
bottlecap turtle 2
bottled inspiration 19
bottled swamp gas 9
boulder 37
bounty-hunting helmet 1
bounty-hunting pants 1
bounty-hunting rifle 1
bouquet of circular saw blades 3
bow staff 1
bowl of Bounty-Os 1
bowl of cottage cheese 101
bowl of fishysoisse 15
bowl of lucky charms 2
bowl of rye sprouts 1
Bowl of Scorpions 2
bowlegged pants 1
bowler 1
bowling ball 13
box 225
box of bear arms 1
box of Dweebs 138
box of Familiar Jacks 14
box of hammers 8
box of Pokëmann band-aids 41
box of sunshine 5
box turtle 1
box-in-the-box 1
box-in-the-box-in-the-box 2
boxcar turtle 11
boxed champagne 28
boxed wine 605
boxing glove 14
boxing glove on a spring 1
boxing-glove-in-a-box 1
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 119
brains casserole 21
BRAINS shorts 4
brainwave-controlled unicorn horn 1
brainy skull 2
brand new key 1
Brand of Violence 1
brass abacus 1
brass crank handle 2
brass dorsal fin 2
brass Dreadsylvanian flask 1
brass gear 44
brass stinger 2
brazen bracelet 1
breadchucks 5
breaded beer 6
breakfast mess 8
breakfast miracle 2
breath mint 1
Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air 10
brick 6
brick of sand 32
BRICKO airship 1
BRICKO bat 8
BRICKO brick 4,033
BRICKO bulwark 6
BRICKO cathedral 1
BRICKO egg 1
BRICKO elephant 2
BRICKO eye brick 1,615
BRICKO gargantuchicken 1
BRICKO hat 1
BRICKO octopus 1
BRICKO ooze 4
BRICKO oyster 1
BRICKO pants 2
BRICKO pearl 15
BRICKO pyramid 1
BRICKO python 1
BRICKO reactor 13
BRICKO stud 17
BRICKO sword 1
BRICKO trunk 3
BRICKO turtle 1
BRICKO vacuum cleaner 1
briefcase 97
brigand brittle 34
Bright Water 9
Brimstone Beret 1
Brimstone Bludgeon 1
Brimstone Boxers 2
Brimstone Bracelet 1
Brimstone Brooch 1
Brimstone Bunker 1
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 53
brine 84
briny vinegar 1
brittle plastic handle 1
broken beer bottle 1
broken BRICKO brick 39
broken carburetor 1
broken cellular phone 1
broken clock 2
broken El Vibrato drone 1
broken glass grenade 4
broken skull 99
broken sword 195
broken warbear gyrocopter 1
bronze breastplate 20
bronze handcuffs 3
bronzed locust 63
brown crock marble 4
brown felt tophat 11
brown pixel 18
brown plastic baby 1
brown sugar cane 140
bubble bauble bow 2
bubble-wrap simulator 1
bubble-wrap simulator (half broken) 1
bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) 1
bubble-wrap simulator (one button left) 1
bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban 3
bubblewrap crossbow 1
bubblewrap ore 26
bubblewrap staff 1
bubblewrap sword 1
bubblin' crude 76
bubbling tempura batter 18
bubbly potion 141
bucket of anniversary lard 1
bucket of honey 113
bucket of wine 70
buckler buckle 3
buckyball 1
buffalo blade 2
bug paste 21
bugbear beanie 69
bugbear bungguard 66
bugbear detector 1
bugbear purification pill 19
Bugbearclaw Donut 1
bugged bön±Ã©t 3
bugged balaclava 21
bugged beanie 2
Bulky Buddy Box 1
bull blubber 1
bullet-proof corduroys 479
bum cheek 115
bumblebee marble 2
bunch of bananas 1
bunch of square grapes 98
bungle in the jungle 2
bunny liver 23
buoybottoms 38
burnt flower 2
burrowgrub hive 1
burst hellseal brain 94
BURT 46
bus pass 20
butterfly knife 21
Buttery Knob 2
Byte 1
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 7
C.B.F.G. 1
C.H.U.M. chum 30
C.H.U.M. knife 4
C.H.U.M. lantern 2
cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 4
cactus fruit 86
cactus monocle 1
caipifruta 5
Caipiranha 1
Cajun accordion 1
calavera concertina 1
calle de miel 8
calle de miel with a fly in it 2
Camp Scout pup tent 377
can cannon 2
can of Binarrrca 23
can of black paint 5
can of CRIMBCOLA 7
can of depilatory cream 3
can of fake snow 1
can of franks 'n' beans 1
can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ 5
can of maces 2
can of Rain-Doh 1
can of Red Minotaur 47
can of sardines 9
Can of Spaghetto 1
can of spinach 22
can of starch 2
can of sterno 18
can of Swiller 60
Can-Can skirt 3
can-can-in-a-can 13
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 51
can-you-dig-it? 6
Candicaine 1
candied bolts 6
candied kobold 3
candied nuts 4
candied yam pinky ring 1
candied yams 76
Candy Alexander 2
candy brain 6
candy cane 27
candy cane candygram 1
candy crayons 2
candy kneecapping stick 3
candy knife 1
candy knuckles 3
candy skeleton 2
candy stake 1
candycaine powder 1
cane-mail pants 3
cane-mail shirt 2
cannonball charrrm 83
cannonball charrrm bracelet 4
canopic jar 124
canteen of wine 34
capacitor relay 1
carbon nanotube frame 1
carbonated soy milk 267
carbonated water lily 157
card sleeve 2
cardboard box turtle 2
cardboard crossbow 1
cardboard katana 3
cardboard ore 36
cardboard staff 1
cardboard sword 1
cardboard wakizashi 92
caret 3
carob brownies 3
carob cannon 3
carob chunk cookies 14
carob chunk noodles 6
carob chunks 22
carrot cake 1
carrot claret 1
carrot juice 3
carrot nose 81
carton of rotten eggs 74
cartoon heart 229
casino pass 47
cast 91
cast-iron legacy paddle 2
cat appendix 188
catgut 225
catgut taco 5
catskin buckler 13
catskin cap 5
catsup 1
caustic slime nodule 4
celestial au jus 1
celestial carrot juice 2
celestial olive oil 1
celestial squid ink 2
Cement Mixer 1
cement sandals 4
censored can label 3
centipede eggs 52
Cerebral Cloche 1
Cerebral Crossbow 1
Cerebral Culottes 1
chain-mail monokini 1
chainsaw chain 2
Chakra Libre 1
Chalice of the Malkovich Prince 3
chamoisole 1
chaos butterfly 281
chaos popcorn 2
charged magnet 1
Charity's choker 2
charming flute 11
charpuce jub-jub bird 3
charrrm bracelet 3
cheap Chinese beer 8
cheap cigar butt 30
cheap clip-on ninja tie 5
cheap elven gloves 7
cheap plastic blowgun 10
cheap plastic bottle opener 1
cheap plastic kazoo 1
cheap studded belt 7
cheap toaster 1
cheap wind-up clock 2
cheesy eagle sauce 1
cheezburger 11
chef skull 1
chef's hat 110
chef-in-the-box 3
chef-skull-in-the-box 1
cherry 76
Cherry Cloaca Cola 16
cherry pie 4
Chester's Aquarius medallion 1
Chester's bag of candy 2
Chester's cutoffs 2
Chester's moustache 2
Chester's muscle shirt 1
Chester's sunglasses 2
chewing gum on a string 119
ChibiBuddy™ (off) 1
ChibiBuddy™ (on) 1
chicle de salchicha 1
children of the candy corn 4
Chinese curse words 16
chintzy accordion pin 5
chintzy disco ball pendant 5
chintzy noodle ring 8
chintzy saucepan earring 10
chintzy seal pendant 14
chintzy turtle brooch 11
chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli 33
chiptune guitar 2
chisel 1
chitinous pod 1
chlorine crystal 20
chloroform rag 55
chlorophyll paste 13
chocolate bath ball 2
chocolate box 1
chocolate cigar 14
chocolate disco ball 3
chocolate filthy lucre 15
chocolate frosted sugar bomb 2
chocolate pasta spoon 2
chocolate saucepan 3
chocolate seal-clubbing club 2
chocolate spurs 1
chocolate stolen accordion 3
chocolate turtle totem 3
chocolate-covered caviar 3
chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses 1
chocolate-covered scarab beetle 32
chocolate-frosted king cake 5
Choker of the Ultragoth 2
chopsticks 38
Chorale of Companionship 1
Chori Zo trading card 1
chorizo brownies 5
chorizo taco 47
chrome crossbow 22
chrome crossbow string 3
chrome helmet turtle 6
chrome meat stack 1
chrome ore 109
chrome staff 10
chrome stick 1
chrome sword 31
chrome sword hilt 2
chunk of depleted Grimacite 2
chunk of rock salt 29
cigarette lighter 7
Cinco Mayo Lager 2
cinnamon troll doll 1
circular CRIMBCOOKIE 1
citrus-infused sake 2
classy monkey 69
Claw of the Infernal Seal 16
clay peace-sign bead 30
Claybender glasses 10
Climate Colada 3
clingfilm cap 1
clingfilm slippers 1
clingfilm tangle 1
clingfilm trousers 1
Cloaca Cola Polar 7
Cloaca grenade 5
Cloaca-Cola 1
Cloaca-Cola c-rations 1
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 4
Cloaca-Cola helmet 2
Cloaca-Cola knapsack 1
Cloaca-Cola shield 5
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife 2
Cloak of Dire Shadows 15
clock-cleaning hammer 2
clockwork bartender head 1
clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box 1
clockwork bartender-in-the-box 1
clockwork chef head 1
clockwork chef-head-in-the-box 1
clockwork chef-in-the-box 1
clockwork claws 1
clockwork clockwise dome 1
clockwork counterclockwise dome 1
clockwork crossbow 2
clockwork detective skull 1
clockwork doohickey 1
clockwork endoskeleton 1
clockwork handle 1
clockwork hat 1
clockwork key 2
clockwork maid 4
clockwork maid head 1
clockwork pants 2
clockwork pirate skull 1
clockwork rings 1
clockwork rod 1
clockwork shank 1
clockwork sheet 1
clockwork sphere 1
clockwork spine 1
clockwork staff 1
clockwork sword 1
clockwork thingamajig 1
clockwork trench coat 1
clockwork widget 1
cloudy potion 143
clove-flavored lip balm 2
clown hammer 1
clown shoes 34
clown skin 91
clown whip 2
clown wig 5
clownskin belt 14
clownskin buckler 5
clownskin harness 5
club necklace 19
club of corruption 1
club of the five seasons 6
club sandwich 9
clumsiness bark 103
clutch of dodecapede eggs 7
cob of corn 2
Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau 26
cocktail napkin 122
cocktail onion 302
cocoa egg 6
cocoa eggshell fragment 424
coconut bikini top 1
coconut shell 1,796
cod cape 5
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 10
Codpiece of the Goblin King 59
coffee pixie stick 1
coffin lid 48
cog 79
cog and sprocket assembly 2
Coily™ 3
Colander of Em-er'il 13
cold and sour sauce 2
cold hi mein 17
Cold Hots candy 45
cold mashed potatoes 9
cold ninja mask 41
cold nuggets 150
cold powder 9
cold seal sweat 34
Cold Stone of Hatred 1
cold wad 129
cold water bottle 16
cold-filtered water 172
collapsible baton 1
collection of tiny spooky objects 23
cologne of contempt 6
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 4
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 9
colored-light "necklace" 1
colorful plastic ball 1
colorful toad 13
comb jelly 2
combat fan 3
Comet Drop 10
Comet Pop 3
comfy coffin 7
comfy pillow 7
commemorative war stein 420
communications windchimes 198
complicated lock impression 2
compression stocking 11
computronic processing unit 1
concentrated cordial of concentration 4
concentrated garbage juice 8
concentrated magicalness pill 11
concoction of clumsiness 1
confusing LED clock 96
congratulatory cake 1
Connery's Elixir of Audacity 14
control crystal 1
Cookbook of the Damned 9
cool cat claw 1
cool cat elixir 10
cool iron breastplate 1
cool iron greaves 1
cool iron helmet 1
cool iron ingot 1
cool jelly donut 4
cool mushroom 5
cool mushroom casserole 80
cool mushroom wine 2
cool whip 63
cooling iron breastplate 1
cooling iron greaves 1
cooling iron helmet 1
Copper Alpha of Sincerity 1
copper ha'penny charrrm 92
copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet 6
cordial of concentration 2
corn holder 4
corncob pipe 46
corned-beef Reuben 55
cornuthaum 98
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 10
Corpse Island iced tea 32
corpse on the beach 27
corpsebite 2
corpsedriver 31
corpsetini 30
correction fluid 57
corroded breeches 1
corrosive cowl 1
corrupt club of corrupt corruption 1
corrupt club of corruption 1
corrupted data 5
cosmic bucket 1
Cosmic Calorie 2,496
cosmic lemonade 1
cosmic paste 4
costume sword 8
cottage 8
cotton candy bale 3
cotton candy cone 15
cotton candy cordial 2
cotton candy pillow 3
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cotton candy plug 3
cotton candy skoshe 1
cotton candy smidgen 3
Covers-Your-Head 1
cozy bazooka 1
cozy scimitar 1
cracker 3
cranberries 488
cranberry cordial 2
cranberry schnapps 10
crappy brain 23
crappy Mer-kin mask 1
crappy Mer-kin tailpiece 1
crappy waiter disguise 10
crate of fish meat 1
crayon shavings 414
crazy bastard sword 1
crazy little Turkish delight 596
Crazymaker 1
cream of pointy mushroom soup 11
cream pie 4
cream stout 116
creamsicle 119
creepy ginger ale 7
creepy voodoo doll 2
creepy-ass club 1
Crepes a la Lune 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) 1
CRIMBCO lanyard 2
CRIMBCO mug 4
CRIMBCO scrip 15
CRIMBCO wine 5
CRIMBCOIDS mints 3
CRIMBCOLOAF 3
Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug 1
Crimbo candied pecan 305
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 26
Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head 1
Crimbo fudge 310
Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll 1
Crimbo paste 1
Crimbo peppermint bark 296
Crimbo pie 4
Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer 1
Crimbo tree flocker 1
Crimbo ukulele 1
Crimbo wreath 1
Crimbojito 4
Crimbomination Contraption 1
Crimbough 1
Crimboween memo 1
Crimbuck 201
crimsilion jub-jub bird 4
croquet hedgehog 6
crossbow string 1
crotchety pants 1
crowbar 32
crowbarrr 9
Crown of the Goblin King 68
Crown of Thrones 1
crown-shaped beanie 10
crude crudités 9
crude voodoo doll 3
cruelty-free wine 54
crumbling rat skull 5
crumpled felt fedora 2
crusty hula hoop 4
cryptic puzzle box 1
crystal decanter 1
crystal skeleton vodka 3
crystal skull 59
crystalline seal eye 1
crystallized memory 1
CSA all-purpose soap 327
CSA bravery badge 319
CSA cheerfulness ration 355
CSA discount card 215
CSA fire-starting kit 41
CSA obedience grenade 404
CSA scoutmaster's "water" 418
cube of billiard chalk 11
cube of ectoplasm 13
cuckoo clock 1
cup of hickory chicory 20
cup of infinite pencils 38
cup of lukewarm tea 2
cup of primitive beer 28
cupcake-in-a-cup 10
curdflinger 2
curmudgel 33
cursed black pearl onion 6
cursed bottle of black-label rum 10
cursed bottle of rum 7
cursed breeches 1
cursed cannonball 9
cursed cutlass 1
cursed dirty joke scroll 4
cursed eyepatch 1
cursed piece of thirteen 20
Cursed Punch 2
cursed scrunchie 2
cursed sea biscuit 13
cursed voodoo skull 5
custard pie 14
cyber-mattock 4
cyborg doll 1
cyborg stompin' boot 3
cyclops eyedrops 15
cymbal syrup 1
d10 8
d12 1
d20 27
d4 20
d6 38
d8 11
Daffy Taffy 570
daisy 1
Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield 1
damp old wallet 1
dance card 55
dangerous jerkcicle 120
Danglin' Chad's loincloth 4
Dark & Starry 1
dark potion 177
Das Überkühlraum trading card 1
das boot 1
daub-breaker 11
day-old beer 1
deactivated MicroMechaMech 1
Deactivated O. A. F. 1
deactivated RoboGoose 1
dead guy's memento 1
dead guy's piece of double-sided tape 1
dead guy's watch 201
dead lights pie 5
dead meat bun 20
deadly lampshade 8
deadly nightshade 1
death blossom 4
decanter of fine Scotch 8
decaying goldfish liver 90
decaying wooden oar 1
decaying wooden paddle 1
decaying wooden pole 1
decent brain 145
deck of lewd playing cards 1
deck of tropical cards 2
decomposed boot 18
decorative fountain 12
deep six-shooter 6
defective Game Grid token 1
defective skull 1
dehydrated caviar 216
delectable catalyst 1
delectable fire ant 243
delicious comfit? 1
delicious noodles 52
delicious salad 87
delicious shimmering moth 168
delicious spicy noodles 37
delicious stinkbug 173
delicious swamp muck 63
deluxe fax machine 2
demon buckler 5
demon skin 66
demon whip 3
demon-horned hat 3
demonic paste 13
demonic surgical gloves 6
demonskin jacket 3
demonskin trousers 3
denim axe 2
dense meat crossbow 1
dense meat stack 11
dense meat staff 1
dense meat sword 1
dental pliers 1
dented harmonica 34
dented spoon 12
deodorant 65
depantsing bomb 57
depleted Grimacite astrolabe 1
depleted Grimacite grappling hook 1
depleted Grimacite gravy boat 1
depleted Grimacite hammer 1
depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick 1
depleted Grimacite ninja mask 1
depleted Grimacite shinguards 1
depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt 1
depleted uranium seal figurine 15
desiccated apricot 222
designer handbag 5
desktop zen garden 4
detective skull 1
dethklok 2
detour shield 1
devil's-food cake 1
deviled egg 4
devilish folio 659
dew yoana lei 2
dew yoana salacious lei 1
diabolical crossbow 1
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diamond-studded cane 26
diamond-studded fronts 1
Dickory Farms Gift Basket 51
didgeridooka 162
Diet Cloaca Cola 8
digital key lime 37
digital key lime pie 46
digital underground potion 2
dilapidated wizard hat 3
dill 158
dinged-up triangle 2
dingy planks 3
dinner roll 12
dire fudgesicle 8
dirty hobo gloves 201
disassembled clover 1,713
disbelief suspenders 10
Disco 'Fro Pick 11
disco ball 211
Disco Banjo 21
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disco horoscope (Aries) 4
disco horoscope (Cancer) 7
disco horoscope (Capricorn) 2
disco horoscope (Gemini) 13
disco horoscope (Leo) 9
disco horoscope (Libra) 3
disco horoscope (Pisces) 3
disco horoscope (Sagittarius) 2
disco horoscope (Scorpio) 4
disco horoscope (Taurus) 5
disco horoscope (Virgo) 2
disco mask 155
discocktail 3
Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate 2
disease 160
disembodied brain 56
disembodied smile 4
dishrag 3
disintegrating quill pen 225
disintegrating sheet music 2
disintegrating spiky collar 16
displaced fish 149
distention pill 30
distilled fortified wine 12
distressed denim pants 347
disturbing fanfic 134
Divine 14
divine blowout 8
divine can of silly string 10
divine champagne flute 3
divine champagne popper 6
divine cracker 7
divine noisemaker 7
diving muff 3
DNOTC Box 2
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 19
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 6
Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent 1
Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm 3
Doc's Miracle Cure 1
Dogsgotnonoz pills 17
doll house 1
dollar sign 1
dollar-sign bag 129
dollhive 1
Dolphin King's crown 56
dolphin whistle 11
donkey flipbook 6
dope gangsta bling-bling 6
dope wheels 33
Double Bacon Beelzeburger 48
double-barreled sling 13
double-ice box 2
double-ice britches 13
double-ice cap 13
double-ice gum 2
Doublepunchplanter 2
doubt cannon 3
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 23
drab sonata 166
Drac & Tan 2
drafty drawers 3
draggin' ball hat 70
dragon snaps 106
dragonfish caviar 15
Dramatic™ range 47
Drapes-You-Regally 1
dread tarragon 3
dreadful box 1
dreadful fedora 1
dreadful glove 1
dreadful roast 6
dreadful sweater 1
dreadlock whip 74
Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge 1
Dreadsylvanian Almanac page 95
Dreadsylvanian seed pod 10
Dreadsylvanian skeleton key 3
Dreadsylvanian stew 1
dream of a dog 1
dress pants 3
dried face 51
dried gelatinous cube 1
dripping meat crossbow 1
dripping meat staff 1
dripping meat sword 1
Drizzlers™ Black Licorice 11
drone self-destruct chip 8
drop of water-37 100
Drowsy Sword 137
drum machine 97
drum of pomade 9
drum of tommy ammo 15
Drunken Astrophysicist 1
Drunken Neurologist 1
Drunken Philosopher 1
Drunkula's cape 1
Drunkula's silky pants 1
dry cleaning receipt 3
dry martini 5
dry noodles 5,233
dry vodka martini 3
drywall axe 133
dubious loincloth 6
dubious peppermint 2
ducha de oro 8
duck-on-a-string 1
duct tape 117
duct tape buckler 2
duct tape dockers 2
duct tape fedora 2
duct tape shirt 2
duct tape sword 2
duct tape wallet 1
dude ranch souvenir crate 1
dueling banjo 2
dueling turtle 1
dull fish scale 174
Dump Truck 9
dungeon dragon chest 1
Dungeon Fist gauntlet 1
dungeoneer's dungarees 16
dungeoneering kit 132
Duskwalker fangs 10
Duskwalker syringe 27
dusty animal cranium 1
dusty animal jawbone 1
dusty animal pelvis 2
dusty animal skull 1
dusty bottle of Marsala 197
dusty bottle of Merlot 253
dusty bottle of Muscat 191
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 186
dusty bottle of Port 267
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 262
dusty Crimbo crate 36
dusty eighth caudal vertebra 1
dusty eighth thoracic vertebra 3
dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra 1
dusty fifth caudal vertebra 1
dusty fifth cervical vertebra 1
dusty fifth lumbar vertebra 1
dusty fifth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty first caudal vertebra 1
dusty first cervical vertebra 1
dusty first lumbar vertebra 1
dusty first thoracic vertebra 3
dusty fourth caudal vertebra 1
dusty fourth cervical vertebra 2
dusty fourth lumbar vertebra 2
dusty fourth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty left clavicle 2
dusty left eighth rib 1
dusty left eleventh rib 1
dusty left femur 1
dusty left fibula 1
dusty left fifth rib 1
dusty left first front claw 1
dusty left first rear claw 1
dusty left first rib 2
dusty left fourth front claw 1
dusty left fourth rear claw 1
dusty left fourth rib 1
dusty left humerus 1
dusty left kneecap 1
dusty left ninth rib 2
dusty left radius 1
dusty left scapula 1
dusty left second front claw 2
dusty left second rear claw 1
dusty left second rib 1
dusty left seventh rib 1
dusty left sixth rib 1
dusty left tenth rib 2
dusty left third front claw 1
dusty left third rear claw 1
dusty left third rib 1
dusty left thumb 1
dusty left tibia 1
dusty left twelfth rib 2
dusty left ulna 1
dusty ninth caudal vertebra 1
dusty ninth thoracic vertebra 2
dusty right clavicle 1
dusty right eighth rib 2
dusty right eleventh rib 2
dusty right femur 1
dusty right fibula 1
dusty right fifth rib 2
dusty right first front claw 2
dusty right first rear claw 1
dusty right first rib 1
dusty right fourth front claw 1
dusty right fourth rear claw 1
dusty right fourth rib 1
dusty right humerus 1
dusty right kneecap 2
dusty right ninth rib 2
dusty right radius 1
dusty right scapula 2
dusty right second front claw 2
dusty right second rear claw 1
dusty right second rib 1
dusty right seventh rib 1
dusty right sixth rib 1
dusty right tenth rib 1
dusty right third front claw 1
dusty right third rear claw 3
dusty right third rib 1
dusty right thumb 2
dusty right tibia 1
dusty right twelfth rib 1
dusty right ulna 2
dusty sacral vertebrae 1
dusty second caudal vertebra 1
dusty second cervical vertebra 1
dusty second lumbar vertebra 4
dusty second thoracic vertebra 1
dusty seventh caudal vertebra 1
dusty seventh cervical vertebra 2
dusty seventh lumbar vertebra 1
dusty seventh thoracic vertebra 1
dusty sixth caudal vertebra 1
dusty sixth cervical vertebra 1
dusty sixth lumbar vertebra 1
dusty sixth thoracic vertebra 2
dusty tenth caudal vertebra 1
dusty tenth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty third caudal vertebra 1
dusty third cervical vertebra 1
dusty third lumbar vertebra 1
dusty third thoracic vertebra 1
dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra 2
dwarf bread 16
dwarvish magazine 9
dwarvish war helmet 1
dwarvish war kilt 1
dwarvish war mattock 1
Dyspepsi grenade 25
Dyspepsi-Cola 196
Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations 1
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues 6
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet 7
Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack 1
Dyspepsi-Cola shield 7
Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen 2
eagle feather 9
eagle's milk 6
Earring of Fire 3
Earth and Firewater 1
Earth, Wind and Firewater 1
easter egg balloon 53
Eau de Guaneau 8
eau de mort 3
Ecto-Cooler 15
ectoplasm au jus 69
ectoplasmic paste 155
eel battery 3
eel sauce 3
eel skin 4
eelskin hat 2
eelskin pants 2
eelskin shield 2
eerie fetish 4
eerily silent box 1
Effermint™ tablets 49
effervescent potion 166
effluvious emerald 7
eggbeater 3
eggman noodles 1
eggnog 21
El Sombrero De Lopez 20
El Vibrato drone 1
El Vibrato energy spear 2
El Vibrato helmet 2
El Vibrato leg guards 2
El Vibrato Megadrone 1
El Vibrato power sphere 1
El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) 4
El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) 13
El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) 4
El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) 11
El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) 8
El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) 12
El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) 11
El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) 12
El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) 15
El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) 17
El Vibrato translator 1
Elder Turtle Shell 18
elderly jawbreaker 105
eldritch dough 10
electric crutch 5
electric Kool-Aid 2
electrical thingamabob 1
electronic dulcimer pants 1
elemental paste 13
elephant stinger 32
eleven-foot pole 4
Elf Farm Raffle ticket 94
Elfin shortbread 2
Ellsbury's journal 2
Ellsbury's skull 3
Elmley shades 14
Elron's Explosive Etude 2
elven limbos gingerbread 20
elven cellocello 32
elven hardtack 594
elven magi-pack 69
elven medi-pack 78
elven moonshine 12
elven socks 7
elven squeeze 597
elven suicide capsule 32
elven whittling knife 1
Elvish delight 25
Elvish sunglasses 1
empty agua de vida bottle 2,303
empty blowgun 1
empty Cloaca-Cola bottle 103
empty meat tank 7
enchanted barbell 9
enchanted bean 47
enchanted bean burrito 16
enchanted brass knuckles 4
enchanted eyepatch 13
enchanted fire extinguisher 1
Enchanted Flyswatter 4
enchanted handwarmer 3
enchanted leopard-print barbell 18
enchanted muesli 25
Enchanted Plunger 2
enchanted toothpick 63
enchantlers 3
encoder ring 1
energy drink IV 76
Engorged Sausages and You 1
ennui-flavored potato chips 66
enormous belt buckle 129
enormous hoop earring 39
Ent cider 151
epic wad 5
equal sign 1
eraser nubbin 27
escargotsicle 12
especially salty dog 7
essential cameraderie 2
essential soy 3
essential tofu 1
eternal car battery 3
Event Horizon 3
Everlasting Deckswabber 9
Every Day is Like This Sundae 1
evil flaming eyeball pendant 1
evil golden arch 82
evil golden arches 17
evil googly eye 1
evil teddy bear 3
evil teddy bear sewing kit 1
evil-ass club 1
exactly-three-shaped box 1
exotic jungle fruit 25
exotic orchid 1
exotic parrot egg 1
expensive cigar 7
experimental carbon fiber pasta additive 1
expired bottle of peppermint schnapps 1
expired can of franks 'n' beans 1
exploding hacky-sack 44
explosion-flavored chewing gum 3
extra-fancy ring setting 2
extra-greasy slider 35
extra-heavy BRICKO brick 1
extra-large palm-frond toupee 2
extra-potent gremlin mutagen 1
extra-see-thru nightie 4
Extra-slimy Slimosa 1
extra-spicy bloody mary 11
extra-strength red potion 56
extra-strength rubber bands 1
extra-strength strongness elixir 6
eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest 7
eXtreme meat crossbow 3
eXtreme meat staff 3
eXtreme meat sword 3
eXtreme mittens 67
eXtreme nose ring 1
eXtreme scarf 28
extremely skinny jeans 5
eye 'n' horn shampoo 1
eye of newt 426
eye of the Tiger-lily 25
eye-pod 5
eyedrops of newt 5
eyedrops of the ermine 4
eyedrops of the ocelot 3
eyepatch 44
f3d0r4 80
facehugging alien 23
facsimile dictionary 83
fairy gravy boat 7
fake blood 14
fake fake vomit 1
fake hand 10
fake plastic grass 3
false eyelashes 3
Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium 1
fancy ball mask 2
fancy bath salts 392
fancy beef jerky 6
fancy black tie 1
fancy blue potion 67
fancy but probably evil chocolate 2
fancy canapés 3
fancy chocolate 1
fancy chocolate car 7
fancy dress ball 6
fancy opera glasses 26
fancy schmancy cheese sauce 1
fancy seashell necklace 297
fancy tophat 1
fancy tuxedo pants 1
farfalle bow tie 5
fat bottom quark 29
fat loot token 13
fat stacks of cash 58
fat wallet 2
Fauna Libre 1
FDKOL commendation 1,200
FDKOL fire hose 1
FDKOL hotcakes 100
FDKOL tattoo 1
fear condenser 3
felt 31
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots 19
fermenting powder 53
ferret bait 319
Ferrigno's Elixir of Power 15
fertilized ghuol egg 1
festive holiday hat 4
festive sausage 4
festive warbear bank 1
fetid feather 71
fettucini épines Inconnu 2
fettucini Inconnu 14
Feynman gate 1
fez of etymology 1
Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy 2
fiery wing 102
figurine of a charred seal 28
figurine of a cold seal 49
figurine of a cute baby seal 2
figurine of a shadowy seal 68
figurine of a sleek seal 7
figurine of a slippery seal 21
figurine of a stinking seal 14
figurine of a wretched-looking seal 3
figurine of an ancient seal 3
figurine of an armored seal 2
filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") 305
filigreed hamethyst earring 2
filigreed hamethyst necklace 3
filigreed hamethyst ring 3
filth-encrusted futon 8
filthy corduroys 169
filthy hippy poncho 6
filthy knitted dread sack 185
filthy lucre 161
filthy pestle 12
filthy poultice 340
fin-bit wax 2
fine aged cheddarwurst 67
fine wine 20
finger cuffs 1
finger cymbals 24
finger exerciser 8
fire 2
fire axe 1
fire flower 10
fire of unknown origin 7
fire poi 100
fireball 165
fireclutch 8
fireman's helmet 1
Firewater 1
fish bazooka 2
fish juice box 23
fish scimitar 2
fish stick 2
fish stick cozy 1
fish-liver oil 235
fishy fish 1
fishy fish casserole 7
fishy fish lasagna 11
fishy paste 34
fishy pipe 1
fishy wand 2
fistful of ashes 12
fixed-gear bicycle 3
fizzy potion 165
flamin' bindle 6
Flamin' Whatshisname 8
Flaming Caipiranha 4
flaming cardboard sword 2
flaming crutch 21
flaming feather 119
flaming glowsticks 36
Flaming Knob 2
Flaming Mohobo 16
flaming mushroom 4
flaming mushroom wine 3
flaming nose 2
Flaming Sazerorc 2
flaming sword 58
flaming talons 86
flamingo mallet 3
Flan in the Moon 1
flange 5
flaregun 135
flashing novelty button 1
flask of Amontillado 1
flask of baconstone juice 1
flask of embalming fluid 1
flask of Gnomochloric acid 1
flask of hamethyst juice 1
flask of porquoise juice 1
Flaskfull of Hollow 87
flat dough 1
flat mushroom wine 2
flavored foot massage oil 4
flavorless gruel 1
flayed mind 15
fleetwood chain 8
fleetwood mac 'n' cheese 1
fleetwood macaroni 1
flimsy clipboard 40
flirtatious feather 74
floaty gravel 2
floaty inverse geode 1
floaty pebbles 3
floaty rock 1
floaty rock helmet 1
floaty rock necklace 1
floaty rock pants 1
floaty sand 125
floorboard cruft 8
floral print shirt 3
floral-print skirt 4
flower petal pie 2
flowing hippy skirt 23
fluid of fudge-finding 1
fluorescent lightbulb 3
flute of flat champagne 281
flyest of shirts 2
Flying Caipiranha 1
flypaper staff 2
flytrap bezoar 1
flytrap pellet 3
foam commodore's hat 1
foam dart 8
foam naval trousers 1
foam noodle 5
foetid seal tear 71
Fog Murderer 2
foggy glass globe 1
foie gras 1
folder (barbarian) 2
folder (blue) 2
folder (catfish) 2
folder (cyan) 2
folder (D-Team) 3
folder (dancing dolphins) 3
folder (Ex-Files) 2
folder (green) 2
folder (heavy metal) 51
folder (holographic fractal) 1
folder (Jackass Plumber) 2
folder (Knight Writer) 2
folder (KOLHS) 3
folder (magenta) 1
folder (owl) 4
folder (rainbow unicorn) 2
folder (red) 2
folder (Seawolf) 4
folder (skull and crossbones) 1
folder (smiley face) 3
folder (space skeleton) 4
folder (sports car) 51
folder (sportsballs) 49
folder (Stinky Trash Kid) 3
folder (wizard) 4
folder (Yedi) 45
folder (yellow) 3
foolscap fool's cap 31
foon 3
foon of fearfulness 1
foon of fleshiness 1
foon of foulness 1
foon of frigidity 1
foon of fulmination 1
foot-long hot daub 1
football helmet 1
forbidden danish 5
forbidden sausage 3
foreign box 1
forest tears 9
fortune cookie 31
fossilized baboon skull 14
fossilized bat skull 7
fossilized demon skull 1
fossilized limb 73
fossilized necklace 1
fossilized serpent skull 15
fossilized spider skull 1
fossilized spike 8
fossilized spine 36
fossilized torso 48
fossilized wing 37
fossilized wyrm skull 12
fountain 'soda' 50
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Frat Army FGF 86
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Freddy Kruegerand 268
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frilly skirt 57
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fudgecule 9,387
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generic mana potion 1
generic restorative potion 1
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ghost cucumber 154
ghost pencil 1
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ghost pickle on a stick 1
Ghost Pinching Quarterly 7
ghost protocol 17
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ghost trap 5
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ghuol egg 357
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gibson 1
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gingerbread house 1
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gingerbread robot 6
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glistening fish meat 63
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globe of Deep Sauce 34
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gloomy mushroom wine 4
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glowing El Vibrato drone 1
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glowing red eye 164
glowing syringe 15
gnashing teeth 1
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gnatwing 226
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gnocchetti di Nietzsche 5
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Gnollish Crossdress 3
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Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer 1
Go-Wassail 69
goat 16
goat beard 78
goat cheese 697
goat cheese pizza 150
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Golden Light 1
Golden Mean 1
golden plastic oyster egg 1
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golden twig 1
Good 'n' Slimy 3
good ash 1
good brain 519
Goodfella contract 54
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GOTO 19
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guy made of bee pollen 111
gym membership card 6
gyroscope 3
haggis socks 59
haggis-infused soap 107
haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis 71
haiku katana 1
hair of the calf 1
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hair oil 73
hair spray 62
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halfberd 37
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hammerus 2
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happiness 51
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hardened slime belt 2
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hardened slime pants 2
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harem girl t-shirt 8
Hatorade 2
Haunted Sorority House staff guide 3
Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance 27
Haymaker 2
hazardous sauce dosimeter 1
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heart of rock and roll 1
heart of the volcano 75
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hedgeturtle 1
Heimandatz's heart 7
Hell broth 2
Hell ramen 41
hellion cube 209
hellseal claw 1,240
hellseal whisker 296
Helm of the Scream Emperor 19
helm of the white knight 1
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helmet turtle 128
hemp net 77
hemp string 59
henna face paint 40
henna tattoo 2
herb brownies 25
herbal stuffing 43
herbs 230
hermit permit 36
Herring Daiquiri 2
Herring Wallbanger 2
herringcello 23
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hideous egg 21
high-calorie sugar substitute 7
high-pressure seltzer bottle 17
high-resistance ultrapolymer plating 1
hill of beans 263
Himalayan Hidalgo sauce 1
hippo skin buckler 13
hippo whip 5
hippopotamus kilt 2
hippopotamus pants 9
hippopotamus skin 6
hippopotamus skirt 1
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Hippy Army MPE 289
hippy bongo 16
hippy herbal tea 3
hippy medical kit 112
hippy paste 21
hippy protest button 215
Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians 1
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hobo fortress blueprints 2
hobo monkey 1
hobo nickel 1,053
hobo paste 124
hobo stogie 2
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Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat 1
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Hodgman's harmonica 1
Hodgman's imaginary hamster 1
Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times 1
Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics 1
Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin 1
Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top 1
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Hodgman's lucky sock 2
Hodgman's metal detector 1
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Hodgman's varcolac paw 1
Hodgman's whackin' stick 1
holiday cheese log 2
holiday log 1
holistic headache remedy 60
Hollandaise helmet 77
holly-flavored Hob-O 1
holy bomb, batman 10
home robotics kit 49
homeopathic healing powder 2
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honey mead 1
honey stick 10
honey-dew 4
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honeybritches 1
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honeypot 3
hopping socks 8
horizontal tango 40
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hot buttered roll 2
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hot daub 30
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hot hi mein 19
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hot nuggets 186
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hot plate 86
hot powder 138
hot stuffing 1
hot wad 105
hot wing 208
hot-ass club 1
hothammer 3
house of twigs and spit 1
hovering sombrero 1
How to Hold a Grudge 1
How to Tolerate Jerks 1
huge bowl of candy 1
huge gold coin 269
huge mosquito proboscis 3
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huge spoon 60
Huggler Radio 1
Humanitini 1
humming El Vibrato drone 1
Humpty Dumplings 1
Hundred Headed IPA 6
Hunger™ Sauce 1
hyperbolic plasma focuser 1
hyperinflated seal lung 26
hypodermic needle 2
ice harvest 152
ice house 1
Ice Island Long Tea 1
ice sickle 1
ice skate decoy 1
ice skate doll 2
ice stein 6
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Ice-Cold Beer Ring 3
Ice-Cold Beerring 3
ice-cold fotie 87
ice-cold Sir Schlitz 278
ice-cold six-pack 50
ice-cold Willer 180
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icicle katana 1
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icy mushroom wine 4
icy-hot katana 2
igloo pie 3
iGoogly 9
Iiti Kitty Gumdrop 18
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Imp Ale 301
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Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration 1
ink bladder 14
inkwell 136
inky squid sauce 1
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innuendo 1
insane tophat 1
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intricate clockwork numeral IX 1
intricate clockwork numeral V 1
intricate clockwork numeral VI 1
intricate clockwork numeral VII 1
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intricate clockwork numeral X 1
intricate clockwork numeral XI 1
intricate clockwork numeral XII 1
intriguing puzzle box 5
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Irish Coffee, English Heart 1
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iron dagger 1
iron helmet 6
iron pasta spoon 1
ironic battle spoon 25
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ironic mint 1
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ivory cue ball 8
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jar of psychoses (Jick) 4
jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd) 2
jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic) 3
jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith) 2
jar of psychoses (The Old Man) 2
jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist) 2
jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy) 3
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jar of swamp gas 2
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Jarlsberg's key lime 20
Jarlsberg's key lime pie 64
Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode) 1
jawbruiser 7
Jawmaster 2000™ 2
jazz soap 1
Jefferson wings 1
jellyfish gel 11
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joybuzzer 1
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jug of Gnomochloric acid 1
jug of hamethyst juice 1
jug of porquoise juice 2
jug-o-magicalness 4
Juju Mojo Mask 1
Jumbo Dr. Lucifer 57
jumbo olive 89
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jumping bean taco 2
jungle drum 36
jungle floor wax 24
Junior Adventurer's kit 1
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junk food 2
junk trunks 2
junk yard 2
Junk-Bond 2
junk-mail shirt 2
kamicorpse-ee 1
Kashmir sweater 2
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keg shield 138
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Kentucky-style derby 1
ketchup 1
ketchup hound 251
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kickback cookbook 11
killer rag doll 5
killing feather 48
killing jar 1
king cookie 2
Kiss the Knob apron 1
Kissin' Cousins 10
kite 1
Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card 2
kiwi 186
kneecapping stick 80
knight cookie 1
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Knob Göblin lòve potion 8
Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar 21
Knob Goblin elite helm 75
Knob Goblin elite pants 71
Knob Goblin elite polearm 82
Knob Goblin elite shirt 20
Knob Goblin eyedrops 34
Knob Goblin firecracker 304
Knob Goblin harem pants 31
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Knob Goblin melon baller 39
Knob Goblin Mutagen 14
Knob Goblin nasal spray 4
Knob Goblin pants 43
Knob Goblin perfume 43
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Knob Goblin scimitar 56
Knob Goblin seltzer 1,139
Knob Goblin sharpening spray 2
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Knob Goblin steroids 93
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Knob Goblin superseltzer 87
Knob Goblin tongs 50
Knob Goblin Uberpants 6
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knob ka-bobs 35
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kobold kibble 27
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Krakrox's Loincloth 16
kumquartz 25
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kumquat supersucker 1
La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez 18
ladle of mystery 1
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LARP membership card 1
Lars the Cyberian 1
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lavender candy heart 7
lavender paisley oyster egg 2
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lavender striped oyster egg 2
lawn dart 3
lawnmower blade 3
Lazybones™ recliner 1
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lead yo-yo 2
Lead Zeta of Chastity 1
leaf 1
leaf of grass 7
leaflet 14
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leather chaps 103
leather mask 25
leathery bat skin 194
leathery cat skin 171
leathery rat skin 107
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Lederhosen of the Night 18
leechknife 3
left bracket 4
left half of a heart necklace 1
left parenthesis 3
left-handed melodica 1
leftover Crimbo rations 1
leftovers of indeterminate origin 15
lemon 584
lemon meringue pie 6
lemon popsicle 3
lemonade marble 3
length of old fuse 3
length of string 2
Lens of Violence 1
leotarrrd 14
leprechaun hatchling 1
less-than-three-shaped box 1
lesser grodulated violet 3
Let Me Be! 8
letterman's jacket 7
lewd playing card 9
Li'l Businessman Kit 42
libation of liveliness 2
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licorice boa 1
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licorice root 10
lifeless meat doll 1
lihc eye 157
lihc eye pie 3
lihc face 112
limburger biker boots 28
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line 660
linoleum crossbow 12
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lint 1
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Little Crimson Book 1
little paper umbrella 1,862
little parachute guy 1
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little wooden mannequin 1
live lobster 5
live nautical mine 1
live wire 4
liver and let pie 14
liver popsicle 2
llama lama gong 2,288
loaded serum blowgun 1
loadstone 22
loathing eagle baby-doll shirt 1
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Lobos Mints 11
Lobster qua Grill 1
Lockenstock™ sandals 112
Locust 1
logging hatchet 1
logic synthesizer 1
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Lollipop Drop 2
lollipop stick 5
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long pork casserole 1
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long pork lasagna 12
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long-stemmed rose 1
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loose purse strings 2
loose teeth 830
Lord Flameface's cloak 1
Lord of the Flies-sized fries 47
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 137
los chinos 8
lost key 43
lotion of coldness 99
lotion of hotness 103
lotion of sleaziness 102
lotion of spookiness 102
lotion of stench 101
Louder Than Bomb 1
Loudmouth Larry Lamprey 6
love song of disturbing obsession 674
love song of icy revenge 292
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love song of smoldering passion 665
love song of sugary cuteness 615
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lovecat tail 4
lowercase a 5
lowercase N 165
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lucky bottlecap 32
lucky cat collar 5
lucky cat statue 2
lucky cat's paw 8
lucky Crimbo tiki necklace 1
lucky lighter 1
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Lucky Surprise Egg 39
lumbering jack 3
Lumineux Limnio 9
lump of Brituminous coal 81
lump of clay 27
lump of coal 20
lump of diamond 84
lump of Saccharine Maple sap 4
lunar isotope 30
lupine sword 8
LWA ring 1
lychee chuhai 2
lynyrd musk 8
lynyrd skin 5
lynyrd snare 2
lynyrdskin breeches 1
lynyrdskin cap 1
lynyrdskin tunic 1
M-242 7
macaroni duck 11
Mace of the Tortoise 5
machetito 4
mad scientist's sock monkey 1
Mad Train wine 100
Mae West 39
Mae West with a fly in it 2
mafia aria 1
magic dragonfish fry 1
magic lamp 3
magic whistle 69
magical ice cube with a fly in it 7
magical ice cubes 1,659
magical mystery juice 491
magicalness-in-a-can 25
magicberry tablets 88
magilaser blastercannon 73
MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech 1
magnetic field 1
magnetic sculpture kit 31
magnifying glass 2
magnolia blossom 28
maid head 1
maiden wig 17
makeshift cape 49
makeshift castanets 1
makeshift crane 2
makeshift skirt 8
makeshift turban 2
malevolent medallion 1
mana curds 2
mandarina colada 19
mandarina colada with a fly in it 2
Manetwich 21
manly bloomers 4
mannequin leg 28
many-eyed glasses 2
maple leaf 1
maple syrup 33
margarita 22
mariachi G-string 43
mariachi hat 78
mariachi pants 68
mariachi toothpaste 6
marinara jug 1
marine aquamarine 2
Mariner's Friend cough drops 9
marionette 1
marionette collective 2
Mark I Steam-Hat 1
Mark II Steam-Hat 2
Mark III Steam-Hat 2
Mark IV Steam-Hat 1
Mark of the Bugbear 4
Mark of the Ghost 2
Mark of the Skeleton 4
Mark of the Vampire 3
Mark of the Werewolf 3
Mark of the Zombie 6
Mark V Steam-Hat 2
Marquis de Poivre soda 299
marshmallow 1,113
marshmallow flambé 12
martini 195
Marvin's marvelous pill 13
marzipan skull 80
mass of wriggling tentacles 1
massive gemstone 63
Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery 4
massive sitar 1
mauve paisley oyster egg 4
mauve plastic oyster egg 3
mauve polka-dot oyster egg 13
mauve striped oyster egg 3
Maxing, Relaxing 8
Maxwell's Silver Hammer 22
mayfly bait necklace 1
Mayor Ghost's cloak 1
Mayor Ghost's khakis 1
Mayor Ghost's toupee 1
McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade 78
McMillicancuddy's Special Lager 124
meat cowboy hat 4
Meat detector 2
meat engine 53
meat face 1
meat from yesterday 2
meat golem 1
Meat maid 2
Meat maid body 1
meat paste 45
meat shield 1
meat st‰¿bing club 8
meat stack 113
Meat Tenderizer is Murder 4
meat vortex 377
meatcar model 1
Meatcleaver 1
meatloaf helmet 3
meatsmithing guide 4
meatspout staff 3
meaty helmet turtle 2
Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince 3
Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs 195
medium slimy cyst 4
megatofu 274
Meleegra™ pills 92
melon-infused sake 2
melted Jell-o shot 45
memory of a C 42
memory of a CA base pair 2
memory of a CG base pair 5
memory of a CT base pair 2
memory of a G 39
memory of a GT base pair 6
memory of a T 45
memory of an A 40
memory of an AG base pair 3
memory of an AT base pair 2
memory of some delicious amino acids 62
menorette 1
menudo 3
menudo ravioli 113
Mer-kin begsign 7
Mer-kin breastplate 8
Mer-kin bunwig 5
Mer-kin cancerstick 2
Mer-kin cheatsheet 3
Mer-kin cooljuice 13
Mer-kin darkbook 1
Mer-kin digpick 2
Mer-kin dodgeball 1
Mer-kin dragbelt 5
Mer-kin dragnet 1
Mer-kin eyeglasses 4
Mer-kin facecowl 1
Mer-kin fastjuice 6
Mer-kin finpaddle 6
Mer-kin fitbrine 17
Mer-kin foodbucket 96
Mer-kin gladiator mask 1
Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece 1
Mer-kin gutgirdle 5
Mer-kin hallpass 5
Mer-kin headguard 1
Mer-kin healscroll 29
Mer-kin hidepaint 11
Mer-kin hookspear 10
Mer-kin killscroll 6
Mer-kin knucklebone 2
Mer-kin lipstick 13
Mer-kin lunchbox 3
Mer-kin mouthsoap 5
Mer-kin paste 2
Mer-kin pinkslip 1
Mer-kin prayerbeads 6
Mer-kin pressureglobe 18
Mer-kin ragejuice 17
Mer-kin rocksalt 12
Mer-kin roundshield 9
Mer-kin saltmint 12
Mer-kin saltsquid 12
Mer-kin sawdust 3
Mer-kin scholar mask 1
Mer-kin scholar tailpiece 1
Mer-kin smartjuice 8
Mer-kin sneakmask 8
Mer-kin stopwatch 4
Mer-kin strongjuice 15
Mer-kin switchblade 1
Mer-kin takebag 2
Mer-kin thighguard 1
Mer-kin thingpouch 11
Mer-kin waistrope 1
Mer-kin weaksauce 1
Mer-kin wordquiz 16
Mer-kin worktea 5
mermaid's purse 3
mesh cap 117
Mesmereyes™ contact lenses 3
metal band T-shirt 34
metal mandible 1
metallic A 168
metallic foil bow 1
metallic foil cat ears 2
metallic foil radar dish 1
Meteoid ice beam 1
metrognome 1
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler 32
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub 247
Microplushie: Bropane 39
Microplushie: Dorkonide 17
Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid 21
Microplushie: Fauxnerditide 10
Microplushie: Gothochondria 26
Microplushie: Hippylase 56
Microplushie: Hipsterine 3
Microplushie: Hobomosome 28
Microplushie: Otakulone 44
Microplushie: Raverdrine 23
Microplushie: Sororitrate 35
microwave stogie 8
midget clownfish 1
midriff scrubs 6
milk of magnesium 62
Milk Studs 159
milky potion 177
mime soul fragment 13
mimosette 1
mind flayer corpse 184
miner's helmet 106
miner's pants 106
mini-Mr. Accessory 3
mini-zeppelin 1
miniature antlers 1
miniature boiler 2
miniature carton of clove cigarettes 1
miniature castagnets 1
miniature coffin 1
miniature deck cannon 1
miniature dormouse 1
miniature espresso maker 1
miniature Jacob's ladder 1
miniature pruning shears 2
miniature tophat 1
Miniborg beeper 1
Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot 2
Miniborg hiveminder 1
Miniborg laser 1
Miniborg stomper 1
Miniborg strangler 1
miniscule beatbox 1
Mint Yulep 5
mint-condition magic wand 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow 1
mirrored aviator shades 1
Miserable Pie 1
misfit dolly 1
misfit hobby horse 1
misfit teddy bear 1
Missing Eye Simulation Device 4
missing wine 1
Misty Cape 4
Misty Cloak 10
Misty Robe 11
mixed wildflower greens 36
Mob Penguin cellular phone 5
Mohawk wig 68
Mohobo 1
moist sack 1
moist sailor's cap 2
mojo filter 18
mole molé 2
mole skin notebook 11
molotov cocktail cocktail 104
molten brick 84
molten medallion 2
molten scrap metal 12
Mon Tiki 35
monkey wrench 61
monomolecular yo-yo 8
Monstar energy beverage 197
monster bait 1
Monster Manuel 1
monster pants 39
monstrous monocle 2
mood ring 1
Moon Pie 1
moon-amber 5
moonberry wine cooler 57
moonglasses 2
Moonshine Mohobo 1
Moonthril Schnapps 1
Morbidda trading card 1
More Humanitini than Humanitini 2
Morlock's Mark Bourbon 1
Mortimer's nostrum 59
Morto Moreto 11
mostly rat-hide leggings 2
mother's little helper 58
mother's secret recipe 3
motivational poster 3
Mountain Stream Code Black Alert 67
Mountain Stream soda 374
moustache sock 1
moxie magnet 1
moxie weed 166
Mr. Accessory 1
Mr. Accessory Jr. 1
Mr. Balloon 1
Mr. Eh? 1
Mr. Haggis 37
Mr. Joe's bangles 34
Mr. Mediocrebar 360
Ms. Accessory 1
MSG 63
muculent machete 4
muddy pirate hat 7
muddy skirt 3
Mudflap-Girl Earring 4
Mudflap-Girl Necklace 2
Mudflap-Girl Ring 4
mugcake 1
mulled cider 20
mullet wig 6
mummy costume 15
mummy mask 2
mummy wrapping 587
munchies pill 35
Murderer's Punch 1
murky potion 179
Muschat 8
mushroom fermenting solution 506
mushroom pizza 4
musty moccasins 1
mutant cactus bud 1
mutant rattlesnake egg 1
Mylar balloon 1
mylar scout drone 2
myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball 1
mysterious chemical residue 30
mysterious present 1
mysterious silver lapel pin 30
nail file 5
nailswurst 1
nanite-infested candy cane 9
nanite-infested eggnog 5
nanite-infested fruitcake 4
nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear 4
nanofiber cloth 7
nanorhino credit card 2
Nardz energy beverage 15
nasty rat mask 6
nasty-ass club 1
natto marble soda 3
natto pocky 1
natto-infused sake 2
natty blue ascot 4
natural fennel soda 140
naughty paper shuriken 1
Nayztameetjoo trading card 1
ND 5
Necbro wafers 55
necklace chain 3
Necrotelicomnicon 4
necrotizing body spray 60
Neuromancer 38
neurostim pill 52
New Cloaca-Cola 6
Newbiesport™ tent 6
newborn kobold 1
Newman's Own Trousers 7
NG 39
Nickel Gamma of Frugality 76
night-vision goggles 2
Nightstalker perfume 56
ninja carabiner 7
ninja crampons 5
ninja hot pants 18
ninja mop 26
ninja pirate zombie robot 1
ninja pirate zombie robot head 1
ninja rope 6
non-stick pugil stick 2
Northern pemmican 1
Nose Ring of Putrescence 4
nosy nose ringy ring 2
not-a-pipe 36
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I 72
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II 90
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III 86
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV 65
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V 67
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI 47
nothing-in-the-box 6
nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box 1
Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence 1
novelty tattoo sleeves 4
Now and Earlier 1
noxious gas grenade 4
NPZR chemistry set 21
Nuclear Blastball 44
nugget of sodium 19
nurse's hat 7
nut-shaped Crimbo cookie 4
nutty organic salad 8
O'RLY manual 16
obnoxious riddle 3
obsidian dagger 125
ocarina of space 44
occult jelly donut 1
ocean motion 20
octopus's spade 3
odor extractor 1
off-white paisley oyster egg 20
off-white plastic oyster egg 19
off-white polka-dot oyster egg 61
off-white striped oyster egg 3
offensive moustache 1
office-supply crossbow 1
Ogres and Oubliettes™ module 85
Oh, the Humanitini 5
oil cap 5
oil lamp 4
oil of expertise 2
oil of oiliness 42
Oil of Parrrlay 48
oil of slipperiness 5
oil of stability 74
oil pan 3
oil slacks 6
oil-filled donut 1
oily boid 19
oily golden mushroom 1
oily mushroom wine 2
oily paste 98
ointment of the occult 70
Okee-Dokee soda 21
Ol' Scratch's ash can 2
Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork 1
Ol' Scratch's manacles 2
Ol' Scratch's ol' britches 2
Ol' Scratch's salad fork 20
Ol' Scratch's stove door 1
Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat 2
old ball and chain 4
old candy wrapper 9
old chum 32
old coin purse 44
old dry bone 2
old leather wallet 35
old love note 9
old patched suit-pants 2
old school beer pull tab 13
old school calculator watch 43
old school flying disc 5
old school Mafia knicke½æ 7
old soft shoes 2
old sweatpants 86
old-fashioned 3
olive 415
olive lo mein 17
olive stir-fry 3
one pill 11
one-winged stab bat 7
onion shurikens 2
oozenog 2
open sauce 24
opera mask 10
Operation Patriot Shield 1
orange 119
orange and black Crimboween candy 1
orange candy heart 5
orange leather lanyard 34
orange peel hat 8
orange popsicle 3
orange snowcone 5
Orange Star of Sacrifice 6
orange-frosted astral cupcake 11
orc paste 16
orc wrist 7
Orcish baseball cap 141
Orcish cargo shorts 147
Orcish frat-paddle 59
orcish hand lotion 23
Orcish meat locker 5
orcish nailing lube 24
orcish rubber 19
orcish stud-finder 10
Order of the Silver Wossname 1
Oreille Divisée brandy 1
original G 192
oriole-feather headdress 3
ornamental sextant 1
ornate ancient cursed chest 1
ornate ancient cursed key 1
Oscus's dumpster waders 2
Oscus's flypaper pants 1
Oscus's garbage can lid 1
Oscus's neverending soda 1
Oscus's pelt 2
Ouija Board, Ouija Board 1
out-of-tune biwa 6
outrageous sombrero 1
oven mitts 11
over-the-shoulder Folder Holder 1
overcharged El Vibrato power sphere 1
overclocked avian microprocessor 1
overcookie 13
overpriced "imported" beer 2
oversized fish scaler 7
oversized pipe 511
oversized pizza cutter 76
oversized snowflake 23
ovoid leather thing 20
oyster basket 13
oyster egg balloon 41
P.B.L.T. 267
pacification grenade 10
Pack of Alice's Army Cards 35
Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards 1
pack of chewing gum 2
pack of KWE trading card 10
pack of pogs 65
packet of beer nuts 14
packet of dragon's teeth 1
packet of orchid seeds 2
packet of pumpkin seeds 1
packet of tofurkey gravy 3
padded tortoise 6
PADL Phone 234
pail 91
Pain Dip 1
painful penne pasta 15
Paint A Vulgar Pitcher 1
paint bomb 44
painted shield 5
painted turtle 1
pair of bolt cutters 4
pair of pearidot earrings 2
pair of ragged claws 2
pair of twitching claws 1
palm frond 199
palm-frond capris 2
palm-frond cloak 4
palm-frond fan 6
palm-frond net 5
palm-frond toupee 3
palm-frond whip 4
Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster 18
panhandle panhandling hat 38
Pantaloons of Hatred 1
pants kit 2
pants of the Slug Lord 38
Pantsgiving 1
panty raider camouflage 38
papaya 27
papaya sling 12
papaya slung 7
papaya taco 8
paper-plate-mail pants 2
paperclip 4
paperclip cape 2
paperclip pants 2
paperclip sproinger 26
paperclip turban 2
paperclip-on tie 2
papier-mâché base 1
papier-mâché bowl 1
papier-mâché glob 1
papier-mâché handle 1
papier-mâché plaque 1
papier-mâché toothpicks 1
papier-mâché trophy piñata 1
papier-mâchéte 3
papier-mâchaeranthera 1
papier-mâchine gun 3
papier-mâchuridars 2
papier-masque 2
papier-mitre 2
papier-mochi 1
papotion of papower 2
paranormal ricotta 11
parasitic claw 2
parasitic headgnawer 2
parasitic strangleworm 3
parasitic tentacles 2
parisian cathouse 2
party hat 13
passable elf mask 9
pasta spoon 144
Pasta Spoon of Peril 7
pat of butter 8
pat-a-cake pendant 2
patchouli incense stick 57
patchouli oil bomb 74
patent antipsychotics 14
patent leather shoes 11
pawn cookie 1
PB&BP 1
peace-sign necklace 5
peach 10
peach lozenge 4
peach pie 4
peanut brittle shield 31
peanut sauce 3
pear 2
pear lozenge 4
pear supersucker 1
pear tart 4
pearidot 29
pearl diver's necklace 1
pearl diver's ring 2
pebblebräu 1
pec oil 25
PEEZ dispenser 57
pencil kunai 41
pencil stub 4
Pendant of Fire 2
penguin focaccia bread 29
penguin paste 1
penguin shorts 6
penguin skin 6
penguin skin buckler 2
penguin thesaurus 10
penguin whip 3
penguin-smacking club 1
penguinskin mini-kilt 3
penguinskin mini-skirt 1
pentacorn hat 1
Penultimate Fantasy chest 58
peppermint crook 2
peppermint parasol 3
peppermint patty 2
Peppermint Pip Packet 1
peppermint rhino baby 1
peppermint sprout 237
peppermint twist 1
percent sign 11
perforated battle paddle 248
perfume of prejudice 2
pernicious cudgel 1
perpendicular guano 4
perpendicular hula 7
perpendicular hula with a fly in it 2
personal massager 6
personalized birthday cake 1
personalized coffee mug 11
pestoblade 2
pet anemone 2
pet rock 1
pet rock "Groucho" disguise 1
pet rock "Snooty" disguise 1
petrified noodles 2
petrified wood 37
pewter claymore 9
ph balancer 36
phase-tuned shield generator belt 1
phat turquoise bead 17
phat turquoise bracelet 6
philosopher's scone 37
philter of phorce 48
phish stick 3
phonics down 357
photoprotoneutron torpedo 91
physiostim pill 89
Pick-O-Matic lockpicks 7
pickelhaube 34
pickle-flavored chewing gum 113
pickled egg 2
picture of a dead guy's girlfriend 5
Piddles 10
pie crust 11
piece of after eight 4
piece of wedding cake 151
piercing post 1
pig-iron bracers 4
pig-iron helm 3
pig-iron shinguards 3
Pigsticker of Violence 1
pile of candy 82
pile of dungeon junk 2
pile of dusty animal bones 313
pile of gold coins 17
pile of jumping beans 66
pile of loose snow 1
pile of useless robot parts 11
pilgrim shield 1
pill cup 15
pimpin' meat hat 3
pin-stripe slacks 12
pine tar 11
Pine-Fresh air freshener 36
pink candy heart 3
pink clay bead 22
Pink Heart of Spirit 1
pink pinkslip slip 2
pink plastic baby 1
pink pony 18
pink-belly slapper 11
pink-frosted astral cupcake 20
pipe wrench 8
piping organ pie 1
pirate brochure 1
pirate cream pie 33
pirate pamphlet 2
pirate paste 94
pirate pelvis 15
pirate shirt 2
pirate skull 1
pirate tract 1
pirate zombie head 1
pirate zombie robot head 1
pitchfork 103
pixel boomerang 2
pixel chain whip 1
pixel cross 10
pixel grappling hook 1
pixel hat 3
pixel holy water 10
pixel morning star 3
pixel orb 3
pixel pants 2
pixel pill 2
pixel power cell 45
pixel shield 2
pixel stopwatch 1
pixel sword 2
pixel whip 1
pixellated candy heart 15
pixellated moneybag 9
Plague of Locusts 3
plain brown wrapper 2
plain old beer 1
plain pizza 3
plastic bib 1
plastic Crimbo reindeer 1
plastic cup of beer 54
plastic cup of flat beer 19
plastic guitar 69
plastic ingot 2
plastic passion fruit 13
plastic pumpkin bucket 1
plastic spider ring 1
plastic vampire fangs 1
plexiglass pants 1
plexiglass pendant 1
plexiglass pikestaff 1
plexiglass pinky ring 1
plexiglass pith helmet 1
plexiglass pocketwatch 1
PlexiPips 75
plot hole 261
plum 1
plum lozenge 4
plum wine 5
plump juicy grub 391
plush alielf 1
plush alien hamsterpus 1
plush dogcat 1
plush ferrelf 1
plush hamsterpus 1
plush mutated alielephant 1
plush mutated alielf 1
pocket theremin 13
pocketwatch on a chain 6
pog #01 (spider) 1
pog #02 (Knob goblin) 4
pog #03 (warwelf) 1
pog #04 (skleleton) 2
pog #05 (ninja snowman) 1
pog #06 (filthy hippy) 2
pog #07 (orcish frat boy) 1
pog #08 (hellion) 1
pog #09 (pirate) 1
pog #10 (hobo) 1
pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) 1
pointed stick 34
pointy mushroom 15
pointy mushroom wine 2
pointy red hat 8
Poison Oak trading card 1
poison pen 5
poisonous caviar 13
Pokëmann band-aid 403
Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip 7
Pokëmann figurine: Duck 5
Pokëmann figurine: Frank 3
Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump 11
Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking 3
Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan 7
Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap 8
Pokëmann figurine: Moog 2
Pokëmann figurine: Nothing 8
Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu 3
Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth 5
Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf 11
Pokëmann figurine: Twitter 9
Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite 13
Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth 14
polished moon-amber 1
Polka Pop 4
polka-dot bow tie 7
poltergeist-in-the-jar-o 26
polyalloy shield 6
Polysniff Perfume 33
pompadour'd puppy 1
poodle skirt 13
pool cue 29
pool of liquid metal 27
pool torpedo 78
popcorn 1
popsicle stick 27
pork elf goodies sack 12
porquoise 3
porquoise bracelet 1
porquoise eyebrow ring 2
porquoise necklace 2
porquoise ring 1
portable corkscrew 2
portable motorcycle 1
portable photocopier 12
possessed tomato 3
possessed top 2
possibility potion 3
post-holiday sale coupon 5
potato pistol 2
potato sprout 5
potent potion of potency 4
potion of animal rage 3
potion of potency 2
potion of punctual companionship 3
potion of temporary gr8ness 62
potion of the captain's hammer 2
potion of the field gar 49
potion of the litterbox 48
potion of X-ray vision 3
potted cactus 3
potted fern 2
pottery barn owl figurine 1
pottery club 1
pottery hat 1
pottery shield 1
pottery training pants 1
pottery yo-yo 1
poultrygeist 1
poutine 35
poutine pole 3
powdered candy sushi set 5
powdered donut 99
powdered organs 98
powdered sealbone 1
powdered toad horn 1
powdered wig 30
power sock 1
pr0n cocktail 5
pr0n legs 303
pr0n m4nic0tti 58
pr0n stir-fry 2
pr0n taco 2
precious piercing post 1
pregnant gloomy black mushroom 1
pregnant mushroom 1
pregnant oily golden mushroom 1
prehistoric spear 1
Prelude of Precision 1
press-on ribs 55
pressurized potion of perception 2
pressurized potion of perspicacity 2
pressurized potion of pneumaticity 4
pressurized potion of proficiency 2
pressurized potion of puissance 3
pressurized potion of pulchritude 3
pretty bouquet 25
pretty flower 3,242
pretty pink bow 2
Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit 2
Princess Rutabaga trading card 1
prismatic wad 12
pristine fish scale 2
Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket 8
probability potion 117
procrastination potion 131
Professor What T-Shirt 1
projectile icemaker 2
propeller beanie 1
prosthetic forehead 5
protein paste 8
prussian cathouse 21
prussian cathouse with a fly in it 2
psychedelic bubble wand 1
psycho sweater 2
psychoanalytic jar 34
puce paisley oyster egg 5
puce plastic oyster egg 2
puce polka-dot oyster egg 39
puce striped oyster egg 24
puff of smoke 1
pufferfish spine 14
pulled blue taffy 125
pulled green taffy 53
pulled indigo taffy 43
pulled orange taffy 123
pulled porquoise earring 2
pulled porquoise pendant 2
pulled porquoise ring 3
pulled red taffy 94
pulled violet taffy 130
pulled yellow taffy 30
pulsing flesh 6
pumpkin 73
pumpkin beer 8
pumpkin bomb 3
pumpkin juice 1
pumpkin pie 1
pumpkinhead mask 12
Punchplanter 2
punk rock jacket 18
puppet strings 2
purple clay bead 3
purple corpsel 1
purple glowstick 3
Purple Horseshoe of Honor 1
purple pixel pie 2
purple prose pen 26
purple snowcone 2
purple-frosted astral cupcake 19
Putrid Pendant 3
puzzling ribbon 1
PVC staff 2
pygmy blowgun 97
pygmy briefs 5
pygmy dart 8
pygmy nose-bone 33
pygmy papers 18
pygmy phone number 11
pygmy pygment 89
pygmy spear 22
quadroculars 4
quake of arrows 4
quantum disintegrator pistol 1
quantum nanopolymer spider web 2
quantum polarity inducer 1
quantum taco 252
quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments 11
queen cookie 12
questionable taco 1
Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit 47
quirky accordion 1
rabbit punch 3
Rad Lib 31
radio button candy 1
radioactive chew toy 1
radium-flavored potato chips 129
rag doll 1
Raggedy Hippy doll 1
rainbow bomb 1
rainbow crossbow 4
rainbow tie 1
Rainbow's Gravity 1
raisin 7
Ralph IX cognac 3
ram horns 129
ram stick 142
Ram's Face Lager 972
ram-battering staff 3
raspberry 196
raspberry beret 2
rat appendix 406
rat appendix kabob 7
rat appendix stir-fry 1
rat head balloon 1
rat scrapple 2
rat tooth polish 2
ratarang 1
ratgut 6
ratini 23
ratskin belt 3
rattail whip 2
rattlesnake enrager 2
Rattlin' Chains 8
rave whistle 41
ravenous eye 4
ravioli della hippy 47
ravioli hat 140
razor-sharp can lid 443
razor-tipped yo-yo 2
really dense meat stack 37
Really Expensive Jewelry and You 1
really really sticky spider web 3
really sticky spider web 3
really thick bandage 63
record of infuriating silence 1
record of infuriating silence (used) 1
record of menacing silence (used) 1
record of tranquil silence (used) 1
recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity 4
recording of Chorale of Companionship 42
recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad 3
recording of Elron's Explosive Etude 2
recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration 2
recording of Prelude of Precision 2
recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto 2
recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder 2
recursive spline reticulator 2
red badge 2
red balloon 3
Red Balloon of Valor 1
red blood cells 1
red book 4
red box 4
red button 38
red China marble 4
red class ring 8
red coat 3
red drunki-bear 8
Red Dwarf 1
red gummi ingot 152
red letter 14
red masque 3
red paisley oyster egg 3
Red Pill 8
red pixel 119
red pixel potion 81
red plastic baby 1
red plastic oyster egg 5
red polka-dot oyster egg 2
red potion 175
red red wine 9
Red Rover BB gun 31
red rum 6
red shirt 1
red shoe 4
red silk skirt 2
red snowcone 2
red striped oyster egg 2
red velvet cake 18
red wagon 4
Red X Shield 4
red-and-green sweater 28
red-headed corpse 1
red-hot medallion 1
red-hot poker 2
redrum 12
reflection of a map 3
refrigerated biohazard container 1
regret hose 3
Regular Cloaca Cola 5
reinforced beaded headband 455
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resolution: be sexier 214
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Retenez L'Herbe Paté 4
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rhesus monkey 4
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robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D. 46
robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R. 26
robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. 45
robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. 44
robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E. 1
robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. 44
robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H. 28
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Rock and Roll Legend 36
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Saturday Night Special 1
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Scuba Snack 7
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Senior Mints 4
sensitive poetry journal 18
Sensual Massage for Creeps 11
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Sheila Take a Crossbow 1
Shield of Icy Fate 22
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shirt kit 3
Shivering Chèvre 26
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Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip 1
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Shot of the Living Dead 5
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Sinful Desires 3
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Skullery Maid's Knee 1
Skullhead's Screw 11
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Snow Suit 1
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Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire 1
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spring 89
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Squat-Thrust Magazine 12
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St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket 1
Stabonic scroll 1
Staff of Blood and Pudding 3
Staff of Holiday Sensations 1
Staff of the Black Kettle 5
Staff of the Cozy Fish 1
Staff of the Deepest Freeze 1
Staff of the Grand Flambé 1
Staff of the Grease Trap 1
Staff of the Greasefire 2
Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals 3
Staff of the Kitchen Floor 1
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Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern 1
Staff of the Scummy Sink 1
Staff of the Short Order Cook 3
Staff of the Soupbone 4
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Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron 7
Staff of the Woodfire 1
stained mattress 8
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Steal This Candy 5
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stick 6
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stuffed Meat 148
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sucker hakama 2
sucker kabuto 2
sucker scaffold 7
sucker tachi 2
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Sugar Cog 6
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Summer Nights 4
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suntan lotion of moxiousness 286
Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword 1
super ka-bob 5
Super Magic Power Sword X 4
super salad 10
Super Weight-Gain 9000 1
super-spiky hair gel 317
super-strong air freshener 4
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superamplified boom box 275
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supportive bra 21
Suppurating Sinner 1
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Swabbie™ swab 78
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Sweet Sword 5
sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 2
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Swizzler 148
sword behind inappropriate prepositions 5
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Sword of Dark Omens 19
Sword of Procedural Generation 1
sword of static 4
Sword of the Brouhaha Prince 5
syncopated turtle 1
synthetic dog hair pill 39
synthetic stuffing 2
TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡ 2
T.U.R.D.S. Key 28
t8r tots 48
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro 48
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita 57
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier 2
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco 58
taco shell 245
tail o' nine cats 3
tailbone shield 2
tainted seal's blood 6
Tales from the Fireside 10
Tales of a Kansas Toymaker 10
Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) 1
Tales of Dread 1
Talisman of Bakula 1
Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin 1
tamarind-flavored chewing gum 117
tambourine 10
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tangarita 21
tangarita with a fly in it 2
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tasket 1
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Tasty Fun Good rice candy 328
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tasty tart 23
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tawdry amethyst 2
tea for one 7
Tears of the Quiet Healer 26
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tenderizing hammer 81
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tequila sunrise 40
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Tequiz Navidad 1
terrible poem 14
that gum you like 26
The Art of Slapfighting 2
The Art of Slapfighting (used) 1
The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones 3
The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder 1
The Big Book of Pirate Insults 37
The Bomb 34
The Cooler Out of Space 44
the finger 1
The Grand Poo-Bah trading card 1
The Joy of Wassailing 13
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the kindest cold cut 3
The Landscaper's leafblower 3
The Legendary Beat 2
The Lost Comb 2
The Lost Glasses 3
The Lost Pill Bottle 2
The Mariachi's guitar case 19
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The Necbromancer's Shorts 1
The Necbromancer's Stein 1
The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff 1
The Necbronomicon 3
The Necbronomicon (used) 1
The Ring 3
The Sagittarian's leisure pants 1
The Six-Pack of Pain 2
The Snake trading card 1
The Snitch's Manifesto 13
The Spirit of Crimbo 1
The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants 9
theoretical string 15
thermos full of Knob coffee 10
thermos of brew 5
thin black candle 596
Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy 1
Thinknerd T-Shirt 1
Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag 35
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third-hand nunchaku 6
This Charming Flan 1
thistle wine 55
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Thriller Ice 1
throbbing organ pie 2
throbbing rage gland 1
throwing bone 10
throwing fork 4
throwing knife 6
throwing spoon 2
throwing wrench 5
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Thwaitgold bookworm statuette 3
Thwaitgold butterfly statuette 4
Thwaitgold firefly statuette 8
Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette 3
Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette 3
Thwaitgold maggot statuette 15
Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette 6
Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette 15
Thwaitgold woollybear statuette 3
thyme jelly donut 4
Tiger-lily's milk 96
tighty whiteys 5
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time halo 28
time's arrow 58
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