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Display Case for Stabotron (#1395340)
This player is ranked #688 for Most Total Items with a total of 224,765 items.
This player is ranked #187 for Most Unique Items with a total of 3,677 items.

This player is a member of the clan Ratsworth's Tavern.

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Stabotron (#1395340)
This player has 3,677 unique items and 224,765 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"DRINK ME" potion 199
"meat" stick 31
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 23
1-ball 17
1/6th Pound Cake 1
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 88
2-ball 20
25-meat staff 1
3-ball 12
30669 scroll 87
33398 scroll 209
334 scroll 5
37x37x37 puzzle cube 2
4-ball 17
4-d camera 6
4-dimensional fez 1
4-dimensional guitar 19
5-ball 22
5-hour acrimony 4
6-ball 12
668 scroll 1
7-ball 17
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 9
8-ball 94
8-billed baseball cap 2
9-ball 2
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes 3
a butt tuba 15
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 1
A Light that Never Goes Out 3
a little sump'm sump'm 21
a suspicious address 1
A. W. O. L. commendation 5
abandoned candy 207
abominable blubber 3
abominable snowcone 8
Abuela Crimbo's special magnet 1
accidental cider 27
accord ion 4
Accordion of Jordion 4
accordionoid rocca 4
acid-squirting flower 43
acoustic guitarrr 8
actual reality goggles 1
adder 130
adder bladder 163
adorable seal larva 5
affordable teak perch 1
Aggressive Carrot 3
agua de vida 23
alarm accordion 1
albatross necklace 1
Alewife™ Ale 12
Alice's Army Alchemist 1
Alice's Army Bowman 1
Alice's Army Cleric 1
Alice's Army Coward 1
Alice's Army Dervish 1
Alice's Army Foil Alchemist 1
Alice's Army Foil Bowman 1
Alice's Army Foil Cleric 1
Alice's Army Foil Coward 1
Alice's Army Foil Dervish 1
Alice's Army Foil Guard 1
Alice's Army Foil Halberder 1
Alice's Army Foil Hammerman 1
Alice's Army Foil Lanceman 1
Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber 1
Alice's Army Foil Nurse 1
Alice's Army Foil Page 1
Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden 1
Alice's Army Foil Spearsman 1
Alice's Army Foil Swordsman 1
Alice's Army Guard 1
Alice's Army Halberder 1
Alice's Army Hammerman 1
Alice's Army Mad Bomber 1
Alice's Army Martyr 1
Alice's Army Ninja 1
Alice's Army Nurse 1
Alice's Army Page 1
Alice's Army Shieldmaiden 1
Alice's Army Sniper 1
Alice's Army Spearsman 1
Alice's Army Swordsman 1
Alice's Army Wallman 1
alien source code printout 21
alien source code printout (used) 1
All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig 1
all-purpose cleaner 93
all-year sucker 1
alphabet gum 3
amber aviator shades 1
ammonite fossil 15
amok pudding 10
amok putter 4
amulet of extreme plot significance 81
Amulet of Yendor 1
ancient cursed foot locker 15
ancient frozen dinner 19
ancient ice cream scoop 12
ancient Magi-Wipes 49
ancient meat 1
ancient oil painting of yourself 1
ancient poisoned dart 4
ancient protein powder 70
Ancient Saucehelm 5
ancient spice 116
ancient stone fist 16
ancient stone head 5
ancient turtle shell 2
ancient turtle shell helmet 1
ancient turtle shell powder 1
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 3
ancient vinyl coin purse 24
anemone nematocyst 4
anemone sauce 2
angel-food cake 1
Angelhair Culottes 6
anger blaster 1
Angry Farmer candy 520
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 4
ankleweights 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary gift box 8
annoying pitchfork 1
ant agonist 54
ant antidepressant 1
ant hoe 2
ant pick 4
ant pitchfork 1
ant rake 6
ant sickle 5
anti-anti-antidote 17
anticheese 131
antimatter wad 57
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 3
antique accordion 6
antique bottle of cough syrup 1
antique bottle opener 2
antique greaves 17
antique hand mirror 36
antique helmet 23
antique machete 5
antique packet of ketchup 9
antique pair of blue jeans 6
antique record album 7
antique shield 29
antique souvenir drawing 1
antique spear 29
archaeologing shovel 1
Argarggagarg's fang 6
armgun 42
arrowgram 1
arrrgyle socks 9
Arrrmetia trading card 1
artisanal limoncello 2
Artist's Butterknife of Regret 1
Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury 1
asbestos apron 2
asbestos crossbow 1
asbestos crossbow string 1
asbestos helmet turtle 1
asbestos ore 4
asbestos staff 1
asbestos stick 1
asbestos sword 1
asbestos sword hilt 1
Asleep in the Cemetery 3
asparagus knife 48
asparagus lo mein 17
asparagus stir-fry 3
asshat 6
astral mushroom 40
astronaut pants 1
Atomic Comic 6
Atomic Pop 4
attorney's badge 37
autocalliope 5
automa-bot parts 1
auxiliary backbone 1
awful poetry journal 1,570
Ax of L'rose 1
bätzle 26
baby bark scorpion 1
baby cuddlefish 3
baby killer bee 14
backwoods screwdriver 30
BACON 1
bacon bath ball 2
baconstone 26
badass belt 46
badass pie 9
badge of authority 4
badger badge 2
bag of airline peanuts 1
bag of bones 4
bag of Cheat-Os 131
bag of lard 4
bag of pygmy blood 31
bag of QWOP 16
bag of W&Ws 418
baggie of powdered sugar 17
Bal-musette accordion 2
balaclava 2
balaclava baklava 16
ball 71
ball-in-a-cup 1
ballast turtle 12
balloon helmet 1
balloon monkey 3
balloon sword 3
ballroom blintz 63
balsa plank 12
bamboo bokuto 1
banana 66
banana cream pie 6
banana daiquiri 3
banana milkshake 3
banana peel 15
banana smoothie 7
banana supersucker 4
banana-frosted king cake 3
bananagate 14
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 6
baneful bandolier 2
banjo strings 1
bar skin 95
barbed-wire fence 1
bargain flash powder 1
baritone accordion 1
bark beret 1
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 2
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 2
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 2
barrrnacle 55
bartender-in-the-box 1
Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler 14
Barulio's bottle 1
baseball 6
Bash-Ōs cereal 1
basic meat crossbow 1
basic meat helmet 1
basic meat pants 1
bat guano 130
bat haggis 1
bat hat 1
bat wing 128
bat wing kabob 1
bat wing stir-fry 3
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 1
batblade 16
batgut 232
bath ball gift set 8
battered Crimbo Crate 13
battered hubcap 3
battered old top-hat 1
Battlie Light Saver 37
bazookafish bubble gum 13
beach glass bead 4
beach glass necklace 2
bean burrito 4
beastly paste 1
beaver spear 1
bed of coals 3
beefy fish meat 15
beer basted brat 2
beer bomb 122
beer bong 1
beer cartilage 1
beer goggles 1
beer helmet 8
beer lens 10
beer-battered accordion 2
beer-soaked mop 1
beertini 5
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 2
begpwnia 2
beholed bedsheet 1
bejeweled cufflinks 22
bejeweled pledge pin 1
belemnite fossil 10
Ben-Gal™ Balm 7
Benetton's Medley of Diversity 1
bent scrap metal 85
berries of suffering 2
Better Than Cuddling Cake 2
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 3
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 1
BGE merchandise order form 5
BGE pocket calendar 2
BGE shotglass 6
BGE temporary tattoo 1
BGE tiny plastic toy 3
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 6
big bad voodoo mask 24
big bass drum 3
big boom 8
big red clown nose 130
big rock 25
big stirring stick 2
bilge wine 2,352
bindlestocking 7
biomechanical crimborg helmet 1
biomechanical crimborg leg armor 1
bird rib 19
bishop cookie 2
Bit O' Ectoplasm 2
bit of clingfilm 4
bit-o-cactus 100
bite-me-red lipstick 111
BitterSweetTarts 4
BittyCar HotCar 1
BittyCar SoulCar 1
black & tan 82
black belt 4
black blade 5
Black Body™ spray 1
black eye shadow 5
black eyedrops 26
black facepaint 1
black forest cake 69
black forest ham 91
black gold 6
black greaves 27
black helmet 36
black kettle drum 1
black label 12
Black No. 2 86
black paisley oyster egg 1
black pension check 95
black pepper 75
black picnic basket 51
black pixel 323
black plastic oyster egg 2
black polka-dot oyster egg 9
black pudding 5
black sheepskin diploma 1
black shield 1
black snake skin 289
black snowcone 13
black spot 3
black striped oyster egg 11
black sword 28
black-and-blue light 2
blackberry 2,017
blackberry combat boots 1
blackberry galoshes 4
blackberry moccasins 1
blackberry polite 1
blackberry slippers 1
Blackfly Chardonnay 80
blank diary 2
blank fudge mold 4
blank note 1
blank prescription sheet 2
Blatantly Canadian 18
blended frozen swill 4
blind-packed capsule toy 317
blind-packed die-cast metal toy 85
Bling of the New Wave 4
Blizzards I Have Died In 1
blob of wood glue 12
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 15
Blood 'n' Plenty 49
blood flower 1
Blood Light 20
blood of the Wereseal 1
blood sausage 1
blood-faced volleyball 1
Bloodbath 1
bloodied surgical dungarees 5
bloody beer 16
bloody clown pants 103
bloody mary 5
blowdart 11
blue paisley oyster egg 6
blue pixel 170
blue pixel potion 5
blue plasma ball 1
blue plastic oyster egg 6
blue polka-dot oyster egg 3
blue potion 11
blue raspberry troll doll 1
blue shell 1
blue snowcone 4
blue striped oyster egg 3
blue suede shoes 1
blue tulip 15
blue-frosted astral cupcake 1
blunt cat claw 1
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
Bohemian rhapsody 2
boilermaker 15
boiling seal blood 11
bone abacus 25
bone and arrows 1
bone aperitif 7
bone bandoneon 4
bone chips 9
bone flute 45
bone meal 4
bone rattle 2
bone spurs 2
boneana hammock 2
bonedanna 2
bonsai tree 1
book of facts 2
book of matches 9
booty chest charrrm 4,131
booty chest charrrm bracelet 1
Boozehounds Anonymous token 1
borg sock monkey 1
boring spaghetti 4
Boris's key lime 2
Boris's key lime pie 40
Boris's ring 2
borrowed time 1
Boss Bat bling 2
Boss Bat britches 1
Boss Drops 18
bottle of alcohol 158
bottle of antifreeze 3
bottle of Blank-Out 110
bottle of bubbles 35
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 6
bottle of cooking sherry 14
bottle of Definit 6
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 7
bottle of drinkin' gas 1
bottle of Evermore 7
bottle of fire 25
bottle of gin 44
bottle of goofballs 1
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 5
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 12
bottle of limeade 1
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 4
bottle of Mystic Shell 5
bottle of Ooze-O 1
bottle of Pinot Renoir 4
bottle of pirate juice 4
bottle of popskull 16
bottle of realpagne 3
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 1
bottle of rum 180
bottle of sake 1
bottle of sewage schnapps 41
bottle of single-barrel whiskey 3
bottle of tequila 159
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 2
bottle of vodka 49
bottle of whiskey 217
bottle of wine 22
bottle opener belt buckle 1
bottle-rocket crossbow 1
bottlecap turtle 1
bottled day 1
bottled inspiration 2
bouquet of circular saw blades 1
bow 1
bowl of Bounty-Os 1
bowl of cottage cheese 299
bowl of eyeballs 1
bowl of fishysoisse 3
bowl of lucky charms 3
bowl of mummy guts 2
bowl of rye sprouts 1
Bowl of Scorpions 27
bowling ball 3
box 240
box of Dweebs 408
box of Familiar Jacks 1
box of Pokëmann band-aids 2
box of sunshine 71
box turtle 1
boxcar turtle 1
boxed champagne 2
boxed wine 259
boxing glove 1
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 1
brains casserole 5
BRAINS shorts 4
brainwave-controlled unicorn horn 1
brainy skull 1
brand new key 3
brass abacus 11
brass dorsal fin 1
brass gear 58
brass stinger 1
breadchucks 8
breaded beer 3
breakfast mess 201
breakfast miracle 9
breath mint 2
Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air 3
brick of sand 16
BRICKO bat 2
BRICKO brick 151
BRICKO bulwark 1
BRICKO elephant 1
BRICKO eye brick 4
BRICKO octopus 1
BRICKO ooze 1
BRICKO oyster 2
BRICKO pants 1
BRICKO turtle 3
briefcase 123
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 43
brine 134
briny vinegar 2
broken El Vibrato drone 1
broken skull 50
broken sword 27
broken warbear gyrocopter 1
bronze breastplate 1
bronzed locust 3
brown crock marble 1
brown felt tophat 27
brown pixel 1
brown plastic baby 5
brown sugar cane 74
Bruno's blessing of Mars 2
bubble-wrap simulator 2
bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban 1
bubblewrap ore 4
bubblewrap staff 1
bubblin' crude 155
bubbling tempura batter 6
bubbly potion 31
bucket of honey 74
buckler buckle 2
buckyball 68
buffalo blade 1
bug paste 3
bugbear beanie 30
bugbear bungguard 34
Bulky Buddy Box 10
bullet-proof corduroys 35
bum cheek 97
bunch of square grapes 70
bungle in the jungle 9
bunny liver 2
buoybottoms 11
burnt flower 2
burst hellseal brain 3
Burt's blessing of Bacchus 1
butterfly knife 4
Byte 1
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 3
C.B.F.G. 1
C.H.U.M. chum 3
C.H.U.M. knife 3
C.H.U.M. lantern 1
cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 3
cactus fruit 74
caipifruta 1
Cajun accordion 6
calle de miel 12
can of Binarrrca 7
can of black paint 1
can of depilatory cream 1
can of Drooling Monk 1
can of franks 'n' beans 1
can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ 1
can of Impetuous Scofflaw 2
can of maces 1
can of Red Minotaur 15
can of sardines 102
Can of Spaghetto 2
can of spinach 7
can of sterno 3
can of Swiller 1
can of V-11 2
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 30
Candicaine 1
candied bolts 6
candied kobold 6
candied nuts 4
candied pecan 1
candied yams 42
Candy Alexander 1
candy brain 4
candy cane 144
candy carrot 1
candy carrot cake 1
candy crayons 3
candy kneecapping stick 5
candy knuckles 3
candy mountain oyster 4
candy skeleton 24
candy stake 4
candy UFOs 103
cannonball charrrm 608
canopic jar 27
canteen of wine 3
capacitor relay 5
carbonated soy milk 109
carbonated water lily 54
cardboard box turtle 1
cardboard katana 3
cardboard ore 2
cardboard sword 1
cardboard wakizashi 20
caret 1
carob brownies 1
carob chunk cookies 2
carob chunk noodles 1
carob chunks 5
carrot claret 2
carrot juice 1
carrot nose 2
carton of rotten eggs 303
cartoon heart 18
casino pass 14
cast 22
cast-iron legacy paddle 1
cat appendix 39
catgut 79
catgut taco 1
catskin buckler 1
catsup 2
celestial carrot juice 3
celestial olive oil 1
cement sandals 1
centipede eggs 97
ceramic celsiturometer 1
ceramic cenobite's robe 1
ceramic scree 1
Cerebral Crossbow 1
chainsaw chain 33
chamoisole 1
chaos butterfly 689
chaos popcorn 2
charged magnet 1
charming flute 11
charpuce jub-jub bird 1
cheap Chinese beer 2
cheap cigar butt 2
cheap elven gloves 1
cheap plastic blowgun 1
cheap wind-up clock 2
cheesy eagle sauce 2
cheezburger 2
Chef Boy, R&D's business card 1
chef's hat 182
chef-in-the-box 7
cherry 26
Cherry Cloaca Cola 4
cherry pie 8
Chester's cutoffs 1
Chester's moustache 1
Chester's muscle shirt 1
Chester's sunglasses 1
chewing gum on a string 5
ChibiBuddy™ (off) 1
children of the candy corn 3
Chinese curse words 1
chintzy disco ball pendant 2
chintzy noodle ring 7
chintzy saucepan earring 1
chintzy seal pendant 1
chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli 38
chlorophyll paste 3
chocolate bath ball 4
chocolate cigar 23
chocolate disco ball 1
chocolate filthy lucre 169
chocolate pasta spoon 119
chocolate rabbit's foot 1
chocolate seal-clubbing club 4
chocolate spurs 1
chocolate stolen accordion 102
chocolate turtle totem 1
chocolate-covered caviar 2
chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses 1
chocolate-covered scarab beetle 3
chocotini 1
Choker of the Ultragoth 1
chopsticks 9
Chorale of Companionship 1
chorizo brownies 1
chorizo taco 12
chrome crossbow 1
chrome helmet turtle 1
chrome ore 5
chrome staff 1
chrome sword 1
Chroner 221
chunk of depleted Grimacite 3
chunk of rock salt 23
cigar box turtle 59
cigarette lighter 3
Cinco Mayo Lager 1
circular CRIMBCOOKIE 4
Claw of the Infernal Seal 5
clay peace-sign bead 4
Claybender glasses 12
clerical automa-core 1
clingfilm cap 1
clingfilm slippers 1
clingfilm trousers 1
Cloaca Cola Polar 89
Cloaca grenade 6
Cloaca-Cola 1
Cloaca-Cola c-rations 1
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 1
Cloaca-Cola helmet 1
Cloaca-Cola knapsack 1
Cloaca-Cola shield 2
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife 2
Cloak of Dire Shadows 1
clockwork bartender-in-the-box 2
clockwork chef-in-the-box 1
clockwork claws 1
clockwork doohickey 2
clockwork handle 1
clockwork key 10
clockwork maid 2
clockwork rings 1
clockwork rod 1
clockwork shank 1
cloudy potion 38
clown hammer 2
clown shoes 52
clown skin 141
clown wig 1
clownskin belt 1
club necklace 14
clutch of dodecapede eggs 28
coal dust 1
coal shovel 2
cob of corn 2
Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau 1
cocktail napkin 4
cocktail onion 5
cocoa egg 3
cocoa eggshell fragment 516
coconut bikini top 1
coconut shell 1,117
cod cape 1
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 1
Codpiece of the Goblin King 1
coffin lid 17
cog 37
cog and sprocket assembly 1
Coily™ 1
Colander of Em-er'il 6
cold and sour sauce 2
cold hi mein 126
Cold Hots candy 169
cold mashed potatoes 48
cold ninja mask 8
cold nuggets 1
cold seal sweat 1
cold wad 198
cold water bottle 9
cold-filtered water 2
collection of tiny spooky objects 2
cologne of contempt 1
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 4
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 1
colorful plastic ball 103
colorful toad 71
comb jelly 9
combat fan 4
Comet Drop 1
Comet Pop 1
comfy coffin 8
commemorative war stein 56
communications windchimes 49
compression stocking 81
concentrated garbage juice 1
concentrated magicalness pill 3
concoction of clumsiness 1
Connery's Elixir of Audacity 1
control crystal 1
Cookbook of the Damned 42
cool mushroom 2
cool mushroom casserole 4
cool whip 42
cooling iron helmet 1
Copper Alpha of Sincerity 1
copper ha'penny charrrm 588
cordial of concentration 7
corn holder 3
corncob pipe 19
cornuthaum 35
Corpse Island iced tea 42
corpse on the beach 31
corpsebite 1
corpsedriver 25
corpsetini 26
corroded breeches 1
corrosive cowl 1
corrupted bird DNA 1
corrupted data 313
corrupted stardust 4
costume sword 17
cottage 2
cotton candy pinch 2
cotton candy skoshe 1
cotton candy smidgen 2
cranberries 86
cranberry cordial 5
cranberry schnapps 3
crappy Mer-kin mask 1
crappy Mer-kin tailpiece 1
crappy waiter disguise 21
crate of fish meat 1
crayon shavings 2
crazy little Turkish delight 14
Crazymaker 1
cream of pointy mushroom soup 1
cream pie 24
cream stout 26
creamsicle 70
creepy ginger ale 9
creepy voice box 2
creepy voodoo doll 5
Crepes a la Lune 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) 8
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 4
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 4
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 3
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 5
CRIMBCO lanyard 1
CRIMBCO mug 4
CRIMBCO scrip 5
CRIMBCO wine 9
CRIMBCOIDS mints 6
CRIMBCOLOAF 8
Crimbo candied pecan 247
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 44
Crimbo fudge 214
Crimbo paste 38
Crimbo peppermint bark 212
Crimbo pie 34
Crimbomination Contraption 1
Crimbonium fuel rod 16
Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs 2
Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker 2
Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis 1
Crimbough 1
Crimboween memo 1
Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) 1
Crimbuck 11
crotchety pants 1
crowbar 15
crowbarrr 7
Crown of the Goblin King 42
crude voodoo doll 18
cruelty-free wine 17
crumbling rat skull 1
crusty hula hoop 2
crystal skeleton vodka 11
crystal skull 3
crystallized memory 1
CSA bravery badge 1
CSA cheerfulness ration 1
CSA obedience grenade 1
CSA scoutmaster's "water" 4
cube of billiard chalk 10
cup of hickory chicory 1
cup of infinite pencils 13
cup of lukewarm tea 1
cup of primitive beer 6
curmudgel 23
cursed black pearl onion 41
cursed bottle of black-label rum 35
cursed bottle of rum 36
cursed cannonball 46
cursed dirty joke scroll 33
cursed piece of thirteen 32
Cursed Punch 1
cursed scrunchie 2
cursed sea biscuit 35
cursed voodoo skull 43
custard pie 5
cyborg doll 2
cyborg stompin' boot 3
cyclops eyedrops 9
cylindrical mold 327
D roll 151
d12 2
d20 2
d4 1
d6 1
d8 32
Daffy Taffy 519
damp old wallet 4
dance card 40
dangerous jerkcicle 1
Danglin' Chad's loincloth 1
dark potion 28
das boot 1
deactivated MicroMechaMech 2
Deactivated MiniMechaElf 1
dead guy's watch 44
dead lights pie 3
dead meat bun 3
deadly lampshade 4
deanimated reanimator's coffin 1
death blossom 3
decanter of fine Scotch 4
decaying goldfish liver 76
decorative fountain 2
deep six-shooter 1
dehydrated caviar 121
delectable catalyst 2
delectable fire ant 5
delicious noodles 9
delicious salad 47
delicious spicy noodles 11
delicious stinkbug 1
deluxe fax machine 4
demon skin 99
demon-horned hat 1
demonic paste 1
demonic surgical gloves 1
dense meat crossbow 1
dense meat stack 345
dented harmonica 11
dented spoon 1
deodorant 10
depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt 1
depleted uranium seal figurine 6
desiccated apricot 107
designer handbag 10
desktop zen garden 1
detective skull 2
deviled egg 18
devilish folio 6
dew yoana lei 1
dew yoana salacious lei 2
diamond necklace 16
diamond-studded cane 40
Dickory Farms Gift Basket 9
didgeridooka 44
Diet Cloaca Cola 3
digital key lime 1
digital key lime pie 36
digital underground potion 1
dill 343
dinner roll 55
dire fudgesicle 23
dirty hobo gloves 7
disassembled clover 1,086
disbelief suspenders 5
Disco 'Fro Pick 4
disco ball 28
Disco Banjo 1
disco horoscope (Aquarius) 8
disco horoscope (Aries) 6
disco horoscope (Cancer) 18
disco horoscope (Capricorn) 9
disco horoscope (Gemini) 8
disco horoscope (Leo) 5
disco horoscope (Libra) 7
disco horoscope (Pisces) 7
disco horoscope (Sagittarius) 12
disco horoscope (Scorpio) 8
disco horoscope (Taurus) 12
disco horoscope (Virgo) 7
disco mask 42
discocktail 52
disease 82
disembodied brain 30
dishrag 2
disintegrating quill pen 3,131
disintegrating sheet music 10
displaced fish 59
distilled fortified wine 9
distressed denim pants 5
disturbing fanfic 248
divine blowout 36
divine can of silly string 35
divine champagne flute 12
divine champagne popper 16
divine cracker 7
divine noisemaker 31
diving muff 5
DNOTC Box 1
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 6
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 42
Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent 1
Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm 1
Doc's Miracle Cure 1
Dogsgotnonoz pills 16
doll house 17
dollar-sign bag 27
dollhive 16
Dolphin King's crown 3
dolphin whistle 2
donkey flipbook 2
dope gangsta bling-bling 1
dope wheels 3
Double Bacon Beelzeburger 24
double-barreled sling 2
double-ice box 1
double-ice britches 1
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El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) 4
El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) 7
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Let Me Be! 6
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M-242 3
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Mark of the Bugbear 1
Mark of the Ghost 1
Mark of the Skeleton 2
Mark of the Vampire 3
Mark of the Werewolf 1
Mark of the Zombie 2
marshmallow 385
marshmallow flambé 4
martini 3
marzipan skull 106
massive gemstone 8
massive sitar 1
mauve paisley oyster egg 3
mauve plastic oyster egg 1
mauve polka-dot oyster egg 7
mauve striped oyster egg 6
Maxing, Relaxing 4
Maxwell's Silver Hammer 17
McMillicancuddy's Special Lager 12
Meat detector 1
meat engine 4
meat from yesterday 4
Meat maid 3
Meat maid body 1
meat paste 232
meat st‰¿bing club 2
meat stack 388
meat vortex 340
Meat-inflating powder 1
meatsmithing guide 1
meatspout staff 1
Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs 14
megatofu 7
Meleegra™ pills 38
melted Jell-o shot 4
memory of a C 3
memory of a G 3
memory of a T 3
memory of an A 10
memory of some delicious amino acids 5
menudo ravioli 19
Mer-kin begsign 2
Mer-kin breastplate 3
Mer-kin cancerstick 1
Mer-kin cheatsheet 3
Mer-kin cooljuice 3
Mer-kin dodgeball 1
Mer-kin dragbelt 2
Mer-kin dragnet 1
Mer-kin fastjuice 1
Mer-kin fitbrine 3
Mer-kin foodbucket 65
Mer-kin healscroll 5
Mer-kin hidepaint 27
Mer-kin hookspear 11
Mer-kin killscroll 5
Mer-kin knucklebone 3
Mer-kin lunchbox 3
Mer-kin paste 1
Mer-kin pinkslip 1
Mer-kin prayerbeads 5
Mer-kin pressureglobe 7
Mer-kin rocksalt 1
Mer-kin roundshield 16
Mer-kin saltmint 1
Mer-kin saltsquid 1
Mer-kin scholar mask 1
Mer-kin scholar tailpiece 1
Mer-kin sneakmask 13
Mer-kin stopwatch 1
Mer-kin strongjuice 1
Mer-kin switchblade 1
Mer-kin takebag 7
Mer-kin thighguard 1
Mer-kin thingpouch 89
Mer-kin weaksauce 8
Mer-kin worktea 1
mermaid's purse 2
mesh cap 44
Mesmereyes™ contact lenses 1
metallic A 366
metallic foil cat ears 1
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler 1
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub 167
midriff scrubs 29
milk of magnesium 9
Milk Studs 356
milky potion 32
mime soul fragment 45
mind flayer corpse 72
miner's helmet 5
miner's pants 5
mini-martini 1
mini-Mr. Accessory 1
miniature deck cannon 1
Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot 1
mirrored aviator shades 1
Miserable Pie 2
misfit dolly 2
missing wine 1
Misty Cape 12
Misty Cloak 12
Misty Robe 17
mixed wildflower greens 20
Mob Penguin cellular phone 1
Mohawk wig 32
moist sailor's cap 2
mojo filter 1
molotov cocktail cocktail 16
molten brick 65
molten scrap metal 89
Mon Tiki 9
monkey wrench 2
monomolecular yo-yo 95
Monstar energy beverage 12
Moon Pie 1
moonberry wine cooler 1
moonglasses 1
Moonthril Schnapps 1
moose antlers 4
moose thought 8
Mornington crescent roll 11
Mortimer's nostrum 1
mostly rat-hide leggings 1
mother's little helper 31
motivational poster 2
Mountain Stream soda 21
mouse skull 2
moustache sock 3
moxie weed 249
Mr. Joe's bangles 16
Mr. Mediocrebar 392
MSG 2
muculent machete 1
Mudflap-Girl Earring 1
Mudflap-Girl Ring 1
mulled cider 2
mullet wig 6
mummy costume 69
mummy mask 4
mummy wrapping 101
munchies pill 5
Murderer's Punch 2
murky potion 30
Muschat 4
mushroom pizza 2
musk turtle 1
mylar scout drone 4
myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball 1
nachos of the night 1
nail file 94
nanite-infested candy cane 14
nanite-infested eggnog 10
nanite-infested fruitcake 7
nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear 14
nanofiber cloth 1
nasty rat mask 1
natto marble soda 10
natto pocky 4
natto-infused sake 5
natty blue ascot 2
natural fennel soda 18
Necbro wafers 92
Necrotelicomnicon 95
necrotizing body spray 50
Neuromancer 51
neutron lollipop 1
New Cloaca-Cola 1
New Zealand iced tea 130
Newbiesport™ tent 34
Newman's Own Trousers 5
NG 1
Nickel Gamma of Frugality 7
night-vision goggles 11
Nightstalker perfume 21
ninja carabiner 9
ninja crampons 6
ninja hot pants 20
ninja mop 3
ninja rope 6
non-aged vinegar 92
Nose Ring of Putrescence 1
not-a-pipe 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I 9
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II 5
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III 2
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V 2
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI 3
nothing-in-the-box 2
novelty tattoo sleeves 1
NPZR chemistry set 38
nugget of Crimbonium 363
nut-shaped Crimbo cookie 3
O'RLY manual 10
obnoxious riddle 2
obsidian dagger 21
ocarina of space 24
occult jelly donut 9
ocean motion 20
odd silver coin 1
odor extractor 2
off-white plastic oyster egg 2
off-white striped oyster egg 1
office-supply crossbow 4
Oh, the Humanitini 1
oil cap 1
oil lamp 2
oil of oiliness 7
Oil of Parrrlay 33
oil of stability 12
oil pan 1
oil slacks 1
oily boid 9
oily golden mushroom 3
oily paste 1
ointment of the occult 2
Ol' Scratch's salad fork 3
Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat 1
old candy wrapper 1
old chum 43
old coin purse 46
old leather wallet 34
old love note 79
old rosewater cream 3
old school beer pull tab 89
old school flying disc 2
old sweatpants 44
old-fashioned 4
olive 19
olive lo mein 15
olive stir-fry 2
one pill 13
one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island 1
one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill 1
onion shurikens 1
oozenog 6
open sauce 11
orange 115
orange and black Crimboween candy 2
orange candy heart 32
orange snowcone 25
orange-frosted astral cupcake 9
orc paste 2
orc wrist 16
Orcish baseball cap 16
Orcish cargo shorts 16
Orcish frat-paddle 6
orcish hand lotion 41
Orcish meat locker 8
orcish nailing lube 1
orcish rubber 37
orcish stud-finder 25
Oreille Divisée brandy 1
original G 803
ornamental sextant 1
ornate ancient cursed chest 10
ornate ancient cursed key 1
ornate picture frame 2
Ouija Board, Ouija Board 2
out-of-tune biwa 1
oven mitts 1
overcookie 2
oversized fish scaler 3
oversized pipe 231
oversized pizza cutter 88
oversized skullcap 4
oyster basket 3
Pack of Alice's Army Cards 94
pack of chewing gum 3
pack of KWE trading card 10
pack of pogs 83
packet of beer nuts 2
packet of tofurkey gravy 1
padded tortoise 1
PADL Phone 47
pail 31
Pain Dip 5
painful penne pasta 4
paint bomb 3
painted shield 1
painted turtle 2
painting of a glass of wine 11
pair of bolt cutters 3
pair of government shades 68
pair of pearidot earrings 1
pair of ragged claws 1
palm frond 104
palm-frond capris 1
palm-frond fan 9
palm-frond toupee 1
panhandle panhandling hat 14
pants kit 2
pants of the Slug Lord 2
papaya 73
papaya sling 3
papaya slung 3
papaya taco 1
paperclip 73
paperclip cape 1
paperclip pants 1
paperclip turban 1
paperclip-on tie 1
paranormal ricotta 4
parisian cathouse 1
party hat 4
passable elf mask 15
pasta spoon 44
pat of butter 105
pat-a-cake pendant 2
patchouli incense stick 16
patchouli oil bomb 1
patent antipsychotics 3
patent leather shoes 2
pawn cookie 2
peace accordion 1
peace-sign necklace 2
peach pie 5
peanut brittle shield 55
pear supersucker 1
pear tart 3
pearidot 21
pebblebräu 1
pec oil 13
PEEZ dispenser 372
pencil kunai 1
pencil stub 35
penguin focaccia bread 19
penguin paste 3
penguin skin 3
penguin whip 1
pentacorn hat 2
Penultimate Fantasy chest 60
peppermint crook 1
peppermint patty 2
peppermint rhino baby 1
peppermint sprout 7
peppermint twist 1
percent sign 22
perfect negroni 1
perforated battle paddle 47
perfume of prejudice 1
perpendicular hula 16
personalized birthday cake 1
personalized coffee mug 1
pestoblade 1
pestopiary 1
pet rock 4
pet rock "Groucho" disguise 2
pet rock "Snooty" disguise 2
petit 4.1 6
petrified wood 60
pewter claymore 1
phat turquoise bead 3
phat turquoise bracelet 2
philosopher's scone 10
philter of phorce 8
phish stick 4
phonics down 638
physiostim pill 1
Pick-O-Matic lockpicks 27
pickle-flavored chewing gum 30
pickled egg 2
Piddles 2
pie crust 10
pie man was not meant to eat 2
piece of after eight 1
piece of wedding cake 115
pile of candy 25
pile of dusty animal bones 28
pile of gold coins 2
pile of jumping beans 23
pile of useless robot parts 2
pill cup 178
Pine-Fresh air freshener 39
pink candy heart 7
pink clay bead 10
pink plastic baby 5
pink pony 20
pink-belly slapper 1
pink-frosted astral cupcake 3
pipe wrench 2
pirate cream pie 1
pirate encryption key (complete) 1
pirate encryption key alpha 1
pirate encryption key bravo 1
pirate encryption key charlie 1
pirate encryption key delta 1
pirate paste 17
pirate pelvis 16
pirate shirt 1
pitchfork 70
pixel power cell 10
pixellated candy heart 9
plain brown wrapper 2
plain pizza 3
plastic cup of beer 1
plastic guitar 9
plastic ingot 2
PlexiPips 2
plot hole 547
plum 1
plum wine 1
plush hamsterpus 1
Pocket Guide to Mild Evil 1
Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) 1
pocket lint (green) 1
pocket lint (orange) 1
pocket lint (white) 1
Pocket Square of Loathing 4
pocket theremin 2
pocketwatch on a chain 5
pog #01 (spider) 1
pog #02 (Knob goblin) 1
pog #06 (filthy hippy) 2
pog #08 (hellion) 1
pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) 2
pointed stick 105
pointy mushroom 5
poison pen 3
poisonous caviar 1
Pokëmann band-aid 11
Polka Pop 8
polka-dot bow tie 1
poltergeist-in-the-jar-o 3
polyalloy shield 5
poodle skirt 2
pool cue 29
pool torpedo 77
popcorn 3
popsicle stick 4
pork elf goodies sack 14
porquoise 31
porquoise bracelet 1
portable photocopier 69
possessed sugar cube 16
possessed tomato 1
possessed top 68
post-holiday sale coupon 49
potato pistol 1
potato sprout 1
potent potion of potency 1
potion of potency 7
potion of temporary gr8ness 18
pottery club 2
pottery hat 2
pottery shield 2
pottery training pants 2
pottery yo-yo 1
poutine 10
powdered candy sushi set 5
powdered donut 85
powdered gold 1
powdered organs 19
powdered wig 17
power sock 2
pr0n cocktail 1
pr0n legs 217
pr0n m4nic0tti 3
pr0n taco 1
precious piercing post 1
pregnant mushroom 1
Prelude of Precision 1
press-on ribs 33
pressurized potion of perception 2
pressurized potion of perspicacity 1
pressurized potion of pulchritude 1
pretty flower 84
prismatic wad 61
pristine fish scale 2
probability potion 166
procrastination potion 229
Professor What T-Shirt 1
programmable turtle 1
projectile icemaker 1
prosthetic forehead 3
protein paste 2
prussian cathouse 1
Psychotic Train wine 1
puce paisley oyster egg 2
puce plastic oyster egg 2
puce polka-dot oyster egg 1
puce striped oyster egg 1
pufferfish spine 16
pulled blue taffy 2
pulled green taffy 2
pulled orange taffy 1
pulled porquoise pendant 3
pulled red taffy 3
pulled violet taffy 1
pulled yellow taffy 1
pulsing flesh 5
pumpkin 5
pumpkin beer 5
pumpkin bomb 1
pumpkin juice 4
pumpkin pie 1
pumpkinhead mask 51
punk rock jacket 6
purple pixel pie 3
purple snowcone 12
purple-frosted astral cupcake 6
pygmy blowgun 38
pygmy briefs 11
pygmy nose-bone 49
pygmy phone number 9
pygmy pygment 42
pygmy spear 26
quantum taco 370
quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments 5
queen cookie 6
Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit 3
quirky accordion 1
rabbit punch 2
Rad Lib 2
radiator heater shield 14
radium-flavored potato chips 143
rainbow bomb 7
rainbow crossbow 1
ram horns 130
ram stick 128
Ram's Face Lager 805
ram-battering staff 1
rat appendix 306
rat appendix kabob 2
rat scrapple 1
ratarang 1
ratgut 18
ratini 6
ratskin belt 2
Rattlin' Chains 35
rave whistle 106
ravioli della hippy 7
ravioli hat 49
razor-sharp can lid 69
razor-tipped yo-yo 72
really thick bandage 6
really thick spine 4
record of tranquil silence 1
recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity 1
recording of Chorale of Companionship 1
recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad 2
recording of Prelude of Precision 3
recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder 3
red ale 6
red badge 1
red blood cells 13
red book 2
red box 30
red button 29
red coat 1
red drunki-bear 3
red eye 2
red foxglove 1
red gummi ingot 45
red letter 4
red masque 3
red paisley oyster egg 4
Red Pill 33
red pixel 153
red pixel potion 1
red plastic oyster egg 8
red polka-dot oyster egg 4
red potion 15
red red wine 10
Red Rover BB gun 34
red rum 11
red shirt 2
red silk skirt 1
red snowcone 2
red striped oyster egg 12
red tulip 28
red velvet cake 5
red wagon 1
Red X Shield 2
red-and-green sweater 1
red-hot boilermaker 4
red-hot medallion 1
red-hot poker 3
redrum 2
reflection of a map 4
regret hose 1
Regular Cloaca Cola 2
reinforced beaded headband 124
reinforced furry underpants 1
remaindered axe 4
reodorant 12
resolution: be smarter 10
resolution: be wealthier 1
Retenez L'Herbe Paté 6
returned Thinknerd package 31
rhesus monkey 1
rhinoceros horn 1
rib of the Bonerdagon 2
ribbon candy 15
rice bowl 4
ridiculous belt 1
ridiculous cocktail 2
ridiculous earring 1
ridiculous sandwich 11
ridiculous sunglasses 1
ridiculously huge sword 6
ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon 6
rigid carapace 2
ring of adornment 8
ring of aggravate monster 6
ring of cold resistance 4
ring of conflict 4
ring of Detect Boring Doors 26
ring of fire resistance 9
ring of gain strength 10
ring of half-assed regeneration 6
ring of increase damage 5
ring of teleportation 2
roasted duck 2
roasted marshmallow 50
roboduck-on-a-string 2
robot grease 50
robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N. 9
robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T. 11
robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D. 11
robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R. 10
robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. 14
robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. 12
robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. 14
robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H. 9
robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N. 12
robotronic egg 3
rock 1
Rock and Roll Legend 11
Rock Pops 182
rocket fuel 44
rockfish stomach 2
rockin' wagon 3
rockin' wagon with a fly in it 1
rocky raccoon 81
rocky road ice cream 2
rogue swarmer 57
roll in the hay 2
roll of drink tickets 1
roll of Hob-Os 8
roll of toilet paper 347
rolling pin 1
Roman sadnals 11
Rompedores de Fantasmas 124
rook cookie 2
rope with some soap on it 1
rose 105
rough fish scale 7
round blue bomb 6
round green sunglasses 10
round purple sunglasses 10
royal jelly 47
royal jelly taco 1
rubber axe 1
rubber emo roe 1
rubber gloves 1
rubber nubbin 1
rubber WWBD? bracelet 10
rubber WWJD? bracelet 20
rubber WWSPD? bracelet 15
rubber WWtNSD? bracelet 21
ruby W 81
rum and cola 2
rum barrel charrrm 30
Russian Ice 5
rusty broken diving helmet 1
rusty chain necklace 15
rusty compass 3
rusty grave robbing shovel 41
rusty metal key 7
rusty metal ring 1
rusty piece of rebar 16
rusty rivet 2
s'more 4
s'more gun 1
S.A.V.E. flyer 3
sabre teeth 100
sabre-toothed lime cub 1
Saccharine Maple pendant 1
Safari Jack's moustache 8
safarrri hat 9
Saison du Lune 1
sake bomb 15
salacious lychee chuhai 1
salacious screwdiver 1
salamander slurry 4
salamander spleen 22
salinated mint julep 25
Salsa de las Epocas 2
salt wages 200
salty dog 3
salty slug 1
samurai turtle helmet 1
sand dollar 26
sandcastle 3
sandwich of the gods 1
sangria 4
Sangria de Menthe 2
Saturday Night Special 7
saucepan 107
Saucepanic 1
sausage bomb 4
sausage pizza 8
savoy truffle 33
sawblade fragment 39
sawblade shield 5
Scalp of Gorgolok 5
scary death orb 1
scented massage oil 254
Schrödinger's thermos 102
scintillating powder 1
scorpion whip 28
scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker 3
scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker 3
scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker 3
scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker 15
scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker 77
scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker 5
screwdriver 3
screwing pooch 14
scroll of drastic healing 80
scroll of pasta summoning 13
scrumdiddlyumptious solution 3
scrumptious ice ant 1
scrumptious reagent 71
sea blueberry 7
sea broccoli 6
sea cauliflower 8
sea chaps 1
sea cowboy hat 1
sea holster 1
sea leather 110
sea persimmon 5
sea salt crystal 3
seal medal 1
seal tooth 33
seal-blubber candle 7
seal-clubbing club 37
seal-skull helmet 38
seaode 1
seared dino steak 1
seaweed 11
sebaceous shield 1
secret blend of herbs and spices 12
security flashlight 116
seegar butt 1
Senior Mints 171
sensitive poetry journal 1
Sensual Massage for Creeps 4
serpentine sword 20
serum of sarcasm 12
sewer nuggets 379
sewer wad 11
Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion 1
sham champagne 1
shapeless wide-brimmed hat 1
shard of double-ice 900
shark cartilage 45
shavin' razor 15
shaving cream 5
Sheila Take a Crossbow 1
Shield of Icy Fate 1
shimmering tendrils 1
shin gourds 1
shingle 38
shining goblet 1
shiny butcherknife 3
shiny hood ornament 1
shiny ring 47
shiny stones 6
shiny tribal beads 25
shoo-fish pie 1
short calculator 38
short writ of habeas corpus 12
short-handled mop 42
shot of blackberry schnapps 4
shot of grapefruit schnapps 2
shot of nepenthe schnapps 1
shot of orange schnapps 3
shot of peach schnapps 1
shot of pear schnapps 1
shot of rotgut 8
shot of tomato schnapps 1
shredded hellseal hide 2
shrimp cocktail 1
shrinking powder 5
shuriken salad 10
silent beret 2
Silver Bullet beer 16
silver cheese-slicer 1
silver cow creamer 1
silver keg 1
silver paté knife 5
silver salt-shaker 3
silver shotgun shell 1
silver shrimp fork 3
silver tongue charrrm 564
Sinful Desires 42
six pack of Mountain Stream 844
six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola 1
six-rainbow shield 4
sk8board 43
skate blade 2
skate board 2
skate skates 4
skate skin 8
skeletal scabbard 1
skeleton 2
skeleton bone 356
skeleton key 1
skeleton quiche 2
skeleton skis 1
Sketcherz™ 1
skewer 15
skull capacitor 3
skull gearshift knob 1
Skully's hot chocolate 2
slab of sponge 11
slap and tickle 12
sleaze nuggets 4
sleaze powder 11
sleaze wad 57
sleazy bindle 3
sleazy hi mein 24
sleep mask 3
sleeping snowy owl 1
sleeping stocking 4
sleeping wereturtle 2
slice of pizza 53
slick fish meat 21
slime convention coupons 1
slime convention flyers 2
slime convention pin 1
slime convention swag bag 4
slime convention t-shirt 1
slimy chest 7
slimy fermented bile bladder 5
slimy paste 2
slimy sweetbreads 10
slingshot 123
slip 'n' slide 12
slow jam collection 10
Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags 4
small box 101
small gummi fin 1
small leather glove 3
smart skull 223
smiling rat 24
smirking shrunken head 63
smoked potsherd 17
smoking grass 1,059
smoking talon 1
smoky potion 29
smudged alchemical recipe 1
snailmail breeches 1
snailmail coif 1
snailmail hauberk 1
snake 3
snake shield 29
snapdragon pistil 16
snarling wolf shield 6
Sneaky Pete's breath spray 5
Sneaky Pete's key lime pie 24
snifter of thoroughly aged brandy 718
snorkel 4
snow berries 3
snow crab 1
Snow Queen Crown 76
snowball 19
snowboarder pants 62
sock garters 4
soda water 21
soft green echo eyedrop antidote 427
soft green echo eyedrop antidote martini 1
soggy seed packet 3
soggy used band-aid 8
soggy wofl t-shirt 1
solid baconstone ring 2
solid gold bowling ball 45
solid gold pegleg 1,146
solid shifting time weirdness 1
sonar-in-a-biscuit 64
sorority brain 6
soul coin 1
soul doorbell 1
soul mask 1
soup-chucks 1
soy cordial 3
space bar 1
space heater 1
space invader 1
space junk 1
space needle 1
Space Tourist Phaser 8
Space Tours Tripple 29
spade necklace 21
spaghetti con calaveras 3
spaghetti cult mask 53
spaghetti cult rosary 43
Spaghetti with Moonballs 1
spaghetti with Skullheads 34
spaghetti-box banjo 1
Spam Witch sammich 282
spandex anniversary shorts 1
spangly mariachi pants 20
spangly mariachi vest 12
spangly sombrero 11
spangly unitard 2
sparkler 2
special sauce glove 1
spectral jelly 1
spectral pickle 92
spectre scepter 41
speed limit shield 1
Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise 1
Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot 1
Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb 1
SPF 451 lip balm 4
sphygmomanometer 29
spice melange 3
spiced rum 1
spices 348
spicy jumping bean burrito 1
spicy mushroom quesadilla 3
spicy noodles 9
spider web 81
spiked femur 58
spiky turtle helmet 1
spiky turtle shoulderpads 1
spirit bed 1
spirit bell 1
spirit blanket 4
spirit gum 1
spirit mattress 3
Spirit Precipice 1
sponge cake 1
spooky alphabet block 15
spooky bark 100
spooky bicycle chain 2
spooky bindle 3
spooky cosmetics bag 2
spooky eggnog 3
spooky eyeliner 1
spooky hi mein 22
spooky hockey mask 14
spooky length of string 7
spooky lipstick 1
spooky lo mein 19
spooky mushroom 63
spooky music box mechanism 1
spooky nuggets 3
spooky pirate skeleton 16
spooky powder 3
spooky sap 71
spooky shroomkabob 1
spooky shrunken head 44
spooky staff 1
spooky stick 89
spooky stir-fry 4
Spooky Surprise Egg 405
spooky wad 48
spoonful of Linguine-Os 8
spork 8
spray paint 1
spring 27
Spring Bros. solenoid 1
sprocket 36
sprocket assembly 1
square CRIMBCOOKIE 2
squashed frog 19
Squat-Thrust Magazine 7
squeaky staff 1
squirming egg sac 155
St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket 1
Stabonic scroll 1
Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals 1
Staff of the Teapot Tempest 1
Staff of the Walk-In Freezer 1
stained mattress 1
stainless steel solitaire 1
stale baguette 12
stalk of asparagus 84
stapler bear 1
star 332
star boomerang 1
star buckler 2
star chart 64
star crossbow 2
star hat 3
star key lime pie 27
star pants 1
star shirt 1
Star Spawn 2
star starfish 1
star sword 1
starchy staff 1
Steal This Candy 2
Steam Card: DemonStar (#1) 1
Steam Card: DemonStar (#2) 9
Steam Card: DemonStar (#3) 1
Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1) 1
Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2) 1
Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3) 1
Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1) 8
Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2) 1
Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3) 1
Steam Card: Space Trip (#1) 5
steamy ruby 1
Stemonitis Staticus mushroom 2
stench and sour sauce 1
stench wad 18
sterno-flavored Hob-O 1
stick 1
stick of dynamite 1
stick-on eyebrow piercing 2
sticky meat pants 1
stink-penny 36
stinkin' bindle 5
stinky hi mein 25
stinky mushroom 6
stolen accordion 38
stolen necklace 1
stolen office supplies 14
stolen sushi 60
stomach turnover 11
stone baseball cap 1
stone frisbee 71
stone of eXtreme power 18
stone wool 1
strange cube 21
strange helix fossil 1
strange paste 4
strange shiny disc 6
straw hat 2
strawberry 133
strawberry daiquiri 12
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Summer Nights 5
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Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro 153
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita 186
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco 183
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that gum you like 21
The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones 25
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thermos full of Knob coffee 1
thin black candle 1,598
Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy 9
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This Charming Flan 2
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wang 9
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Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick 83
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yeti fur 3,320
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Young Man's Cargo Load 1
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