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Optimus747 (#1401972)
This player has 4,835 unique items and 723,940 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"DRINK ME" potion 696
"KICK ME" sign 8
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 19
1-ball 54
1/6th Pound Cake 1
100-Watt bulb 1
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 207
2-ball 37
25-meat staff 1
3-ball 43
30669 scroll 267
33398 scroll 430
334 scroll 174
37x37x37 puzzle cube 74
4-ball 45
4-d camera 2
4-dimensional guitar 17
4:20 bomb 1
5-Alarm Saucepan 13
5-ball 36
6-ball 47
64067 scroll 5
668 scroll 36
7-ball 50
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 174
7-inch discus 1
8-ball 191
8-billed baseball cap 2
9-ball 3
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes 1
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) 1
a butt tuba 62
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 1
a little sump'm sump'm 11
abandoned candy 1
abominable blubber 1
abominable snowcone 57
Abyssal ember 1
accidental cider 47
accidental mutton 1
accord ion 3
Accordion of Jordion 1
acid-squirting flower 133
acoustic guitarrr 89
actual reality goggles 32
adder 32
adder bladder 177
adhesive tape dolly 5
adorable seal larva 2
affordable teak perch 1
agua de vida 898
airblaster gun 56
albatross necklace 1
Alewife™ Ale 1
Alice's Army Alchemist 128
Alice's Army Bowman 11
Alice's Army Cleric 21
Alice's Army Coward 10
Alice's Army Dervish 3
Alice's Army Guard 126
Alice's Army Halberder 123
Alice's Army Hammerman 13
Alice's Army Horseman 8
Alice's Army Lanceman 8
Alice's Army Mad Bomber 37
Alice's Army Martyr 3
Alice's Army Ninja 115
Alice's Army Nurse 112
Alice's Army Page 131
Alice's Army Shieldmaiden 124
Alice's Army Sniper 3
Alice's Army Spearsman 111
Alice's Army Swordsman 114
Alice's Army Wallman 98
all-purpose cleaner 250
all-purpose flower 1
all-year sucker 1
alpha-mail pants 1
alphabet gum 1
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility 1
amber aviator shades 1
ammonite fossil 35
amok pudding 2
amok putter 1
amphibious tophat 1
amulet of extreme plot significance 5,628
Amulet of Yendor 139
ancient calendar fragment 3
ancient cursed foot locker 1
ancient frozen dinner 40
ancient hot dog wrapper 2
ancient ice cream scoop 18
ancient Magi-Wipes 511
ancient poisoned dart 100
Ancient Protector Soda 1
ancient protein powder 336
Ancient Saucehelm 4
ancient spice 189
ancient stone fist 46
ancient stone head 23
ancient turtle shell 1
ancient turtle shell helmet 1
ancient turtle shell powder 1
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 1
ancient vinyl coin purse 282
anemone nematocyst 1
angel-food cake 1
Angelhair Culottes 4
Angry Farmer candy 653
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 1
angry inch 10
Ankh of Badahnkadh 5
anniversary balloon 1
anniversary burlap belt 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
anniversary safety glass vest 1
annoying pitchfork 1
ant agonist 129
ant antidepressant 1
ant hoe 5
ant pick 9
ant pitchfork 4
ant rake 10
ant sickle 10
anti-anti-antidote 206
anticheese 13
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 1
antique accordion 4
antique bottle of cough syrup 5
antique bottle opener 1
antique greaves 31
antique hand mirror 6
antique helmet 29
antique machete 10
antique packet of ketchup 34
antique painting of a landscape 1
antique pair of blue jeans 1
antique record album 4
antique shield 36
antique souvenir drawing 1
antique spear 30
antique spyglass 4
apathetic lizardman doll 1
aquaviolet jub-jub bird 1
archaeologing shovel 1
Argarggagarg's fang 3
armgun 5,663
around the world 1
arrowgram 1
arrrgyle socks 46
Arrrmetia trading card 1
arse-a'fire elixir 1
artisanal limoncello 18
asbestos apron 44
asbestos crossbow 27
asbestos crossbow string 2
asbestos helmet turtle 1
asbestos meat stack 1
asbestos ore 143
asbestos staff 11
asbestos stick 1
asbestos sword 13
asbestos sword hilt 1
ASCII shirt 87
Asleep in the Cemetery 13
asparagus knife 226
asparagus lo mein 1
asparagus stir-fry 1
aspirin 1
asshat 7
astral mushroom 1
astronaut pants 1
atomic vector plotter 1
attention spanner 1
attorney's badge 24
augmented El Vibrato drone 1
Aura Libre 1
automatic catapult 1
awful poetry journal 592
Aye Aye 1
Aye Aye, Captain 1
Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth 1
bätzle 1
baby cuddlefish 1
baby killer bee 52
babycakes 1
backwoods screwdriver 16
bacon bath ball 3
baconstone 23
baconstone bracelet 1
baconstone earring 1
baconstone pendant 1
baconstone ring 1
badass belt 180
badass pie 1
badge of authority 8
badger badge 1
bag of airline peanuts 146
bag of bones 40
bag of Cheat-Os 3
bag of GORF 164
bag of GORP 200
bag of lard 16
bag of many confections 1
bag of pygmy blood 13
bag of QWOP 45
baggie of powdered sugar 6
balaclava 1
balaclava baklava 1
ball 1
ball-in-a-cup 1
balloon helmet 45
balloon monkey 2
balloon shield 3
balloon sword 44
ballroom blintz 328
balsa plank 62
bamboo bokuto 1
banana 1
banana cream pie 1
banana daiquiri 1
banana milkshake 1
banana peel 91
banana smoothie 1
banana spritzer 1
bananagate 6
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 4
baneful bandolier 1
banjo strings 3
baobab sap 1
bar skin 301
bar whip 1
barbed-wire fence 47
bargain flash powder 4
baritone accordion 1
bark beret 1
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 1
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 1
barrrnacle 117
barskin buckler 1
barskin cloak 1
barskin hat 1
barskin loincloth 1
barskin tent 1
bartender skull 1
bartender-in-the-box 3
bartender-skull-in-the-box 1
Barulio's bottle 1
baseball 131
Bash-Ōs cereal 4
basic meat crossbow 1
basic meat fez 1
basic meat foon 1
basic meat helmet 2
basic meat kilt 1
basic meat pants 1
basic meat skirt 1
basic meat spork 1
basic meat staff 1
basic meat sword 1
bat guano 110
bat haggis 1
bat hat 1
bat whip 1
bat wing 375
bat wing kabob 1
bat wing stir-fry 1
bat-ass leather jacket 1
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 1
batblade 129
batgut 363
bath ball gift set 7
battered Crimbo Crate 27
battered hubcap 1
battered old top-hat 2
Battlie Light Saver 30
bazookafish bubble gum 1
beach ball marble 1
Beach Buck 295
beach glass bead 43
beach glass necklace 1
bean burrito 1
beanbag chair 1
beaten-up Chucks 10
beautiful rainbow 1
bed of coals 8
beefy fish meat 1
beer basted brat 1
beer bomb 1,057
beer bong 227
beer cartilage 1
beer goggles 1
beer helmet 540
beer lens 17
beer-a-pult 1
beer-battered accordion 1
beer-scented teddy bear 8
beer-soaked mop 38
beertini 8
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 17
begpwnia 1
beholed bedsheet 1
beige clambroth marble 1
Beignet Milgranet 1
bejeweled accordion strap 1
bejeweled cufflinks 22
bejeweled pledge pin 627
belemnite fossil 23
bell-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
bellhop bell 1
Belt of Howling Anger 1
Ben-Gal™ Balm 26
Benetton's Medley of Diversity 2
bent scrap metal 16
berries of suffering 1
berry-infused sake 1
bewitching boots 1
bezoar ring 1
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 1
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 1
BGE merchandise order form 15
BGE pocket calendar 1
BGE shotglass 1
BGE temporary tattoo 2
BGE tiny plastic toy 1
bi-lateral logic compressor 1
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 3
big bad voodoo mask 32
big bass drum 142
big boom 2
big bumboozer marble 1
big bundle of chamoix 2
Big Candy's tophat 1
big red clown nose 256
big rock 3
big slimy cyst 1
big stick 1
big stirring stick 1
bigger stick 1
bilge wine 149
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 1
bindle of joy 1
bindlestocking 6
biomechanical crimborg helmet 1
biomechanical crimborg leg armor 1
bird rib 60
birthday party jellybean cheesecake 1
bishop cookie 1
Bit O' Ectoplasm 2
bit of clingfilm 74
bit-o-cactus 125
bitter bowtie 1
bitter pill 1
BitterSweetTarts 1
BittyCar HotCar 1
Bjorn's Hammer 5
black & tan 60
black belt 1
black blade 2
Black Body™ spray 3
black BRICKO brick 1
black candy heart 139
black catseye marble 1
black cherry soda 9
black cloak 2
black cowboy hat 1
black eye shadow 8
black eyedrops 38
black facepaint 1
black forest cake 59
black forest ham 52
black gold 1
black greaves 86
black helmet 85
Black Hole 1
black kettle drum 91
black label 4
black lotus 1
Black No. 2 120
black paisley oyster egg 1
black pension check 154
black pepper 31
black picnic basket 42
black pixel 857
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black polka-dot oyster egg 1
black pudding 89
black sheepskin diploma 1
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black snake skin 117
black snowcone 38
black spot 7
black striped oyster egg 2
black sword 72
black-and-blue light 649
blackberry 309
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blackberry galoshes 1
blackberry moccasins 1
blackberry polite 12
blackberry slippers 1
Blackfly Chardonnay 63
blammer 1
blank prescription sheet 1
Blatantly Canadian 1
blended frozen swill 3
blind-packed capsule toy 1
blind-packed die-cast metal toy 140
Bling of the New Wave 4
Blizzards I Have Died In 5
blob of wood glue 70
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 2
blood flower 1
blood of the Wereseal 2
blood-faced volleyball 1
bloodied surgical dungarees 5
bloody beer 7
bloody clown pants 329
bloody mary 9
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Blue Diamond of Honesty 1
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blue pixel 302
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blue polka-dot oyster egg 1
blue shell 1
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blue striped oyster egg 1
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blue velvet cake 1
blundarrrbus 1
blunt cat claw 1
blunt icepick 1
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bobcat grenade 1
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
Bohemian rhapsody 1
boilermaker 1
Boletus Broletus mushroom 1
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bone collar 1
bone crusher 1
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bone meal 1
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bone spurs 1
boneana hammock 1
bonedanna 1
bonerang 1
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BOOtonniere 1
Boots of Twilight Whispers 1
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booze-soaked cherry 1
boozebomb 1
Boozehounds Anonymous token 15
Bordeaux Marteaux 1
borg sock monkey 1
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Boris's key lime 1
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borrowed time 182
Boss Bat bling 132
Boss Bat britches 6
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bottle of antifreeze 7
bottle of black cat tonic 1
bottle of Blank-Out 4
bottle of Bloodweiser 2
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bottle of Calcutta Emerald 136
bottle of Cochon Noir 1
bottle of cooking sherry 23
bottle of Definit 188
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 234
bottle of Evermore 74
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bottle of fire 2
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bottle of goofballs 30
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 133
bottle of laundry sherry 1
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 226
bottle of melodramamine 1
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 448
bottle of moontan lotion 1
bottle of Mystic Shell 2
bottle of Ooze-O 115
bottle of peppermint schnapps 1
bottle of perfume 1
bottle of Pete's Sake 1
bottle of Pinot Renoir 1
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bow 1
bow staff 1
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box 565
box of bear arms 1
box of Familiar Jacks 4
box of hammers 1
box of Pokëmann band-aids 97
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box-in-the-box 1
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boxed wine 281
boxing glove 17
boxing glove on a spring 1
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 7
brains casserole 14
brainwave-controlled unicorn horn 1
brainy skull 2
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brass dorsal fin 1
brass Dreadsylvanian flask 1
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brass stinger 1
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breaded beer 1
breath mint 1
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brick of sand 1
BRICKO airship 1
BRICKO bat 1
BRICKO brick 25,890
BRICKO bulwark 1
BRICKO elephant 1
BRICKO eye brick 1,495
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BRICKO octopus 1
BRICKO ooze 1
BRICKO oyster 1
BRICKO pants 1
BRICKO pearl 1
BRICKO pyramid 1
BRICKO python 1
BRICKO reactor 30
BRICKO sword 1
BRICKO trunk 1
BRICKO turtle 2
BRICKO vacuum cleaner 1
briefcase 427
Bright Water 2
Brimstone Beret 1
Brimstone Bludgeon 1
Brimstone Boxers 1
Brimstone Bracelet 1
Brimstone Brooch 1
Brimstone Bunker 1
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 4
brine 1
briny vinegar 1
brittle plastic handle 1
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broken carburetor 1
broken cellular phone 1
broken clock 1
broken El Vibrato drone 1
broken glass grenade 1
broken skull 194
broken sword 21
bronze breastplate 63
bronze handcuffs 1
bronzed locust 148
BROS Energy Drink 6
brown crock marble 1
brown felt tophat 22
brown pixel 1
brown plastic baby 1
brown sugar cane 139
bubble bauble bow 2
bubble-wrap simulator 1
bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban 1
bubblewrap crossbow 1
bubblewrap ore 3
bubblewrap staff 1
bubblewrap sword 1
bubblin' crude 242
bubbling tempura batter 4
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bucket of anniversary lard 1
bucket of honey 11
bucket of wine 1
buckler buckle 1
buckyball 1
buffalo blade 1
bugbear beanie 144
bugbear bungguard 136
bugbear detector 3
bugbear purification pill 1
bugged bön±Ã©t 1
bugged balaclava 1
bugged beanie 1
Bulky Buddy Box 1
bullet-proof corduroys 242
bum cheek 218
bumblebee marble 1
bunch of bananas 1
bunch of square grapes 46
bungle in the jungle 1
bunny liver 30
buoybottoms 43
burnt flower 1
BURT 1,193
bus pass 23
Buttery Knob 1
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 4
C.B.F.G. 1
C.H.U.M. chum 45
C.H.U.M. knife 11
cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 13
cactus fruit 117
cactus monocle 1
caipifruta 1
Caipiranha 1
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calle de miel 11
calle de miel with a fly in it 1
Camp Scout pup tent 159
can cannon 1
can of Binarrrca 24
can of black paint 4
can of CRIMBCOLA 39
can of depilatory cream 1
can of fake snow 1
can of franks 'n' beans 1
can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ 3
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can of Red Minotaur 55
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can of starch 1
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can of Swiller 20
Can-Can skirt 1
can-can-in-a-can 1
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Candicaine 1
candied bolts 42
candied kobold 1
candied nuts 38
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candy cane 21
candy carrot 1
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candy skeleton 1
candy stake 1
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cane-mail shirt 1
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cannonball charrrm bracelet 2
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canteen of wine 1
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caret 9
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casino pass 143
cast 135
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catgut taco 5
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catskin cap 1
catsup 1
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Cement Mixer 1
cement sandals 4
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Cerebral Cloche 1
Cerebral Crossbow 1
Cerebral Culottes 1
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Chakra Libre 1
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charpuce jub-jub bird 1
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Cherry Cloaca Cola 247
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Chester's Aquarius medallion 1
Chester's bag of candy 2
Chester's cutoffs 3
Chester's moustache 1
Chester's muscle shirt 1
Chester's sunglasses 1
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chewing gum on a string 72
ChibiBuddy™ (off) 1
children of the candy corn 1
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chintzy disco ball pendant 1
chintzy noodle ring 2
chintzy saucepan earring 4
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chintzy turtle brooch 1
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chisel 1
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Chorale of Companionship 2
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chrome ore 152
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chunk of depleted Grimacite 1
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Cinco Mayo Lager 1
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Claw of the Infernal Seal 2
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Claybender glasses 8
Climate Colada 1
clingfilm cap 1
clingfilm slippers 1
clingfilm tangle 1
clingfilm trousers 1
Cloaca grenade 1
Cloaca-Cola 3
Cloaca-Cola c-rations 1
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 2
Cloaca-Cola helmet 1
Cloaca-Cola knapsack 1
Cloaca-Cola shield 1
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife 1
Cloak of Dire Shadows 2
clock-cleaning hammer 1
clockwork bartender head 1
clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box 1
clockwork bartender-in-the-box 1
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clockwork shank 1
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clown skin 307
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club of the five seasons 3
club sandwich 2
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coal dust 1
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coal shovel 1
cob of corn 1
Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau 5
cocktail napkin 268
cocktail onion 204
cocoa egg 8
cocoa eggshell fragment 76,286
coconut bikini top 1
coconut shell 1,259
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 6
Codpiece of the Goblin King 130
coffee pixie stick 1
coffin lid 62
cog 218
cog and sprocket assembly 2
Coily™ 1
Colander of Em-er'il 7
cold and sour sauce 1
cold hi mein 1
Cold Hots candy 5
cold ninja mask 71
cold nuggets 1
cold powder 7
cold wad 1
cold water bottle 18
cold-filtered water 1
collapsible baton 1
collection of tiny spooky objects 1
cologne of contempt 1
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 17
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 9
colored-light "necklace" 1
colorful plastic ball 1
colorful toad 17
Comet Pop 1
comfy coffin 11
comfy pillow 44
commemorative war stein 1
communications windchimes 351
compression stocking 24
computronic processing unit 1
concentrated cordial of concentration 1
concentrated garbage juice 4
concentrated magicalness pill 13
concoction of clumsiness 3
confiscated cell phone 13
confiscated comic book 16
confiscated love note 27
confusing LED clock 83
congratulatory cake 1
Connery's Elixir of Audacity 20
control crystal 1
Cookbook of the Damned 3
cool cat claw 1
cool cat elixir 1
cool jelly donut 1
cool mushroom 1
cool mushroom casserole 1
cool mushroom wine 1
cool whip 145
Copper Alpha of Sincerity 1
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cordial of concentration 1
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corncob pipe 13
corned-beef Reuben 29
cornuthaum 155
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 10
Corpse Island iced tea 18
corpse on the beach 14
corpsebite 1
corpsedriver 25
corpsetini 19
correction fluid 164
corroded breeches 1
corrosive cowl 1
corrupt club of corrupt corruption 1
corrupt club of corruption 1
corrupted data 52
cosmic lemonade 1
costume sword 28
cottage 1
cotton candy bale 31
cotton candy cone 4
cotton candy cordial 1
cotton candy pillow 19
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cotton candy plug 2
cotton candy skoshe 2
cotton candy smidgen 12
Covers-Your-Head 2
cracker 1
cranberries 920
cranberry cordial 1
cranberry schnapps 2
crappy brain 28
crate of firebombs 54
crayon shavings 48
crazy hobo notebook 1
crazy little Turkish delight 3
Crazymaker 1
cream of pointy mushroom soup 1
cream pie 4
cream stout 131
creamsicle 126
creepy ginger ale 19
creepy voice box 1
creepy voodoo doll 1
Crepes a la Lune 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) 8
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 8
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 7
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 7
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 5
CRIMBCO lanyard 3
CRIMBCO mug 12
CRIMBCO scrip 10
CRIMBCO wine 12
CRIMBCOIDS mints 29
CRIMBCOLOAF 35
Crimbo candied pecan 641
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 31
Crimbo fudge 653
Crimbo peppermint bark 677
Crimbo pie 1
Crimbo ukulele 1
Crimbo wreath 4
Crimbomination Contraption 1
Crimbough 1
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M-242 2
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magical ice cubes 942
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Mark of the Bugbear 10
Mark of the Ghost 9
Mark of the Skeleton 9
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Mark of the Werewolf 10
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Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery 2
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Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler 13
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub 748
Microplushie: Bropane 39
Microplushie: Dorkonide 16
Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid 12
Microplushie: Fauxnerditide 12
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Microplushie: Hipsterine 2
Microplushie: Hobomosome 31
Microplushie: Otakulone 28
Microplushie: Raverdrine 27
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MSG 3
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ND 2
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NG 75
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Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV 2
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Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI 1
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Now and Earlier 1
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ocean motion 7
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original G 860
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overcookie 24
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peppermint sprout 993
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petit 4.1 27
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ph balancer 2
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phish stick 18
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photoprotoneutron torpedo 16,087
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Pine-Fresh air freshener 48
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