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This player is a member of the clan Margaretting Tye.

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testostronaut (#1407937)
This player has 7,009 unique items and 1,227,709 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"caramel" orange 62
"DRINK ME" potion 224
"KICK ME" sign 3
"meat" stick 9
"Remember the Trees" Shirt 214
Überraschthexengebräu 14
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 41
1,970 carat gold 43
1-ball 31
1.21 jigawatts 2
1/6th Pound Cake 1
100-Watt bulb 1
11-leaf clover 833
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 1,040
18-picohertz resonator crystal 1
1952 Mickey Mantle card 217
2-ball 66
20-lb can of rice and beans 6
25-meat staff 1
3-ball 24
30669 scroll 33
33398 scroll 100
334 scroll 20
37x37x37 puzzle cube 7
4-ball 21
4-d camera 10
4-dimensional fez 3
4-dimensional guitar 87
4:20 bomb 5
5-Alarm Saucepan 1
5-ball 32
5-hour acrimony 14
6-ball 32
64067 scroll 1
668 scroll 5
7-ball 35
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 135
7-inch discus 1
8-ball 85
8-billed baseball cap 1
8-bit banana 152
9-ball 3
99.44% pure math 1
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes 3
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) 1
a bug's lymph 1
a butt tuba 147
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 2
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 1
A Guide to Burning Leaves 1
A Light that Never Goes Out 24
a little sump'm sump'm 107
A muse-bouche 2
a suspicious address 1
A. W. O. L. commendation 39
abandoned candy 172
abominable blubber 8
abominable snowcone 36
absentee voter ballot 16
abstraction: action 2
abstraction: category 1
abstraction: certainty 13
abstraction: comprehension 4
abstraction: joy 3
abstraction: motion 1
abstraction: perception 90
abstraction: purpose 111
abstraction: sensation 4
abstraction: thought 1
Abuela Crimbo's special magnet 1
abyssal battle plans 1
Abyssal ember 2
acceptable bagel 7
accidental cider 104
accidental mutton 2
accord ion 1
accordion file 2
Accordion of Jordion 38
accordionoid rocca 1
acid-squirting flower 95
acoustic guitarrr 63
actual reality goggles 3
actual tapas 79
adder 573
adder bladder 99
adhesive tape dolly 2
adorable seal larva 3
Aerheads 3
Affirmation Cookie 10
Afternoon Delight 7
Aggressive Carrot 72
Agitated Turkey 4
agnolotti arboli 5
agua de vida 20
Aiolion 2
airblaster gun 1
alabaster bishop 3
alabaster king 3
alabaster knight 3
alabaster pawn 2
alabaster queen 3
alabaster rook 3
alarm accordion 2
albatross necklace 1
Aldebaran sardines 1
Alewife™ Ale 18
Alice's Army Alchemist 6
Alice's Army Bowman 4
Alice's Army Cleric 6
Alice's Army Coward 7
Alice's Army Dervish 1
Alice's Army Foil Halberder 1
Alice's Army Foil Horseman 1
Alice's Army Foil Nurse 1
Alice's Army Foil Spearsman 1
Alice's Army Guard 6
Alice's Army Halberder 4
Alice's Army Hammerman 2
Alice's Army Horseman 2
Alice's Army Lanceman 4
Alice's Army Mad Bomber 6
Alice's Army Martyr 1
Alice's Army Ninja 7
Alice's Army Nurse 7
Alice's Army Page 7
Alice's Army Shieldmaiden 5
Alice's Army Spearsman 7
Alice's Army Swordsman 5
Alice's Army Wallman 7
alien animal goo 8
alien autoautopsy kit 20
alien drugs 105
alien force field disruptor bean 11
alien gemstone 2
alien hologram projector 2
alien meat 37
alien plant fibers 2
alien plant goo 16
alien protein powder 5
alien rock sample 3
alien sandwich 7
alien source code printout 14
alien source code printout (used) 1
alien toenails 1
All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig 1
all-purpose cleaner 367
all-purpose flower 7
all-year sucker 1
almost-dead walkie-talkie 547
alpha-mail pants 2
alphabet gum 16
Amanitee 4
amber aviator shades 2
Ambitious Turkey 7
ammonite fossil 36
Amnesiac Ale 1
amok pudding 10
amok putter 3
amphibious tophat 1
amulet of extreme plot significance 127
Amulet of Yendor 197
ancient calendar 1
ancient calendar fragment 3
ancient cursed foot locker 1
ancient frozen dinner 122
ancient ice cream scoop 56
ancient Magi-Wipes 353
ancient medicinal herbs 43
ancient oil painting of yourself 1
ancient pills 2
ancient poisoned dart 28
Ancient Protector Soda 4
ancient protein powder 302
Ancient Saucehelm 12
ancient spice 97
ancient stone fist 21
ancient stone head 12
ancient turtle shell 1
ancient turtle shell helmet 3
ancient turtle shell powder 1
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 5
ancient vinyl coin purse 755
anemone nematocyst 1
anemoney clip 1
angel-food cake 1
Angelhair Culottes 3
angry agate 1
Angry Farmer candy 195
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 9
angry inch 1
angst burger 10
animal part cracker 4
Ankh of Badahnkadh 2
ankleweights 1
anniversary balloon 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary gift box 7
Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy 1
annoying pitchfork 5
ant agonist 63
ant antidepressant 3
ant hoe 17
ant pick 13
ant pitchfork 3
ant rake 30
ant sickle 2
anti-anti-antidote 10
anti-pain cream 1
anticheese 638
antimatter wad 81
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 8
antique accordion 2
antique beer 23
antique bottle of cough syrup 4
antique bottle opener 7
antique Canadian lantern 2
antique greaves 116
antique hand mirror 44
antique helmet 127
antique machete 88
antique nutcracker beard 2
antique nutcracker boots 1
antique nutcracker cape 1
antique nutcracker figurine 22
antique nutcracker hat 6
antique nutcracker pants 2
antique nutcracker sword 1
antique nutcracker waistcoat 3
antique packet of ketchup 89
antique painting of a landscape 7
antique pair of blue jeans 5
antique record album 6
antique shield 159
antique souvenir drawing 5
antique spear 119
antique spyglass 1
apathetic lizardman doll 1
aquamariner's necklace 2
aquamariner's ring 1
archaeologing shovel 2
Argarggagarg's fang 4
arm buzzer 1
armgun 89
armored prawn 4
around the world 1
Arr, M80 1
Arrow (+1) 2
arrowgram 475
arrrgyle socks 72
artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice 85
artisanal limoncello 22
Artist's Butterknife of Regret 4
Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness 3
Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury 1
Artist's Spatula of Despair 1
Artist's Whisk of Misery 1
asbestos apron 10
asbestos crossbow 21
asbestos crossbow string 241
asbestos helmet turtle 1
asbestos meat stack 1
asbestos ore 919
asbestos staff 10
asbestos stick 265
asbestos sword 10
asbestos sword hilt 279
asbestos thermos 2
ASCII fu manchu 1
ASCII shirt 112
ash soda 1
Asleep in the Cemetery 6
asparagus knife 92
asparagus lo mein 16
asparagus stir-fry 2
asshat 17
asteroid belt 1
astral mushroom 101
astronaut pants 1
Atomic Comic 1
Atomic Pop 3
atomic vector plotter 1
attention spanner 1
attorney's badge 65
Aura Libre 5
autocalliope 10
automa-bot parts 1,463
automatic catapult 1
autumn breeze 2
autumn dollar 7
autumn leaf 1
autumn years wisdom 3
autumn-spice donut 77
AutumnFest ale 2
autumnic balm 1
autumnic bomb 1
auxiliary backbone 1
awful poetry journal 192
Ax of L'rose 1
Aye Aye 1
Aye Aye, Captain 71
Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth 22
Azurite 760
bätzle 19
baby bark scorpion 2
baby camelCalf 1
baby chest mimic 1
baby cuddlefish 2
baby killer bee 40
baby oil shooter 1
baby rigging snake 2
babycakes 1
backwoods screwdriver 613
BACON 20,002
baconstone 90
baconstone bracelet 1
baconstone earring 1
baconstone pendant 1
baconstone ring 1
bad penguin egg 1
bad rum and good cola 2
bad-ass club 1
badass belt 116
badass pie 12
badge of authority 11
bag of airline peanuts 161
bag of bones 26
bag of Cheat-Os 29
bag of GORF 434
bag of GORP 571
bag of gross foreign snacks 10,080
bag of lard 14
bag of many confections 58
bag of park garbage 260,894
bag of pygmy blood 693
bag of QWOP 279
bag of random words 3
bag of sausage links 2
bag of unfinished business 1
bag of W&Ws 796
bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts 1
baggie of powdered sugar 8
Baja sopapilla 8
baked stuffing 4
baked veggie ricotta casserole 1
bakelite backpack 4
bakelite bits 2
bakelite breeches 1
bakelite-covered bacon 1
Bal-musette accordion 4
balaclava 3
balaclava baklava 6
balanced antler 3
ball 4
ballast turtle 1
balloon helmet 1
balloon monkey 2
balloon shield 2
balloon sword 27
ballpark hot daub 2
ballroom blintz 805
balsa plank 14
bamboo bokuto 1
banana 124
banana cream pie 18
banana daiquiri 6
banana milkshake 10
banana peel 50
banana smoothie 16
banana split 2
banana spritzer 4
banana supersucker 5
bananagate 70
bananarama bangle 4
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 3
Bangyomaman battle juice 5
banjo kazoo mount 18
banjo strings 4
baobab sap 1
bar of freeze-dried water 1
bar skin 360
bar whip 2
barbed-wire fence 238
bargain flash powder 9
baritone accordion 14
bark beret 1
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 1
bark rootbeer 7
barnacle-encrusted sweater 12
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 2
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 10
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 21
barrel beryl 1
barrel beryl choker 1
barrel beryl nose ring 1
barrel beryl ring 1
barrel cracker 4
barrel gun 1
barrel pickle 4
barrel-aged eggnog 1
barrel-aged martini 4
barrrnacle 128
barskin buckler 1
barskin cloak 1
barskin hat 1
barskin loincloth 1
barskin tent 2
bartender-skull-in-the-box 2
Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler 9
Barulio's bottle 5
basaltamander tongue 1
baseball 78
Bash-Ōs boxtop 1
Bash-Ōs cereal 7
basic martini 32
basic meat crossbow 2
basic meat fez 1
basic meat foon 1
basic meat helmet 2
basic meat kilt 2
basic meat pants 3
basic meat skirt 1
basic meat spork 2
basic meat staff 1
basic meat sword 1
bastard baster 1
Bastille Battalion cheese wheel 5
Bastille Battalion control rig crate 1
Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher 4
Bastille Battalion tattoo kit 3
bat guano 504
bat haggis 7
bat hat 2
bat whip 1
bat wing 271
bat wing kabob 1
bat wing stir-fry 4
bat-ass leather jacket 7
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 3
batblade 132
Batfellow comic 1
batgut 806
bath ball gift set 1
battered Crimbo Crate 45
battered hubcap 1
battery (9-Volt) 1
battery (AA) 1
battery (AAA) 1
battery (car) 551
battery (D) 1
battery (lantern) 2
battery-powered drill 1
Battlie Light Saver 54
bauxite beret 37
bauxite bow-tie 1
bauxite boxers 1
bazooka cozy 1
bazookafish bubble gum 24
beach ball marble 1
Beach Comb Box 1
beach glass bead 90
beach glass necklace 3
bean burrito 13
beanbag chair 1
bear claw 6
beard incense 77
beastly paste 104
beaten-up Chucks 1
beautiful soup 1
beaver punch (cherry) 1
beaver punch (papaya) 2
beaver punch (peach) 2
beaver spear 1
beavermouth 342
bed of coals 14
Beefy Crunch Pastaco 1
beefy fish meat 7
beefy pill 7
beer basted brat 3
beer bomb 641
beer bong 25
beer cartilage 2
beer goggles 2
beer helmet 118
beer lens 327
beer-a-pult 1
beer-battered accordion 63
beer-scented teddy bear 4
beer-soaked mop 9
beertini 4
beery blood 6
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 2
beggin' cologne 451
begpwnia 4
beholed bedsheet 7
Beignet Milgranet 11
bejeweled accordion strap 1
bejeweled cufflinks 46
bejeweled pledge pin 14
belemnite candy mold 1
belemnite fossil 34
bell-shaped Crimbo cookie 3
bellhop bell 8
bellhop's hat 1
Ben-Gal™ Balm 171
Benetton's Medley of Diversity 2
bent scrap metal 57
berries of suffering 10
berry-infused sake 2
Better Than Cuddling Cake 2
Bettie page 4
bezoar ring 1
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 2
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 5
BGE merchandise order form 71
BGE pocket calendar 6
BGE shotglass 16
BGE temporary tattoo 3
BGE tiny plastic toy 3
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 11
big bad voodoo mask 84
big bass drum 82
big boom 15
big dribbly candle 4
big hot pepper 2
Big Punk 8
big red clown nose 234
big rock 264
big slimy cyst 5
big stick 3
big stirring stick 2
bigger stick 1
bilge wine 477
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 1
bindlestocking 1
biomechanical crimborg helmet 1
biomechanical crimborg leg armor 1
bird rib 113
birdbone corset 11
birthday party jellybean cheesecake 1
bishop cookie 3
Bit O' Ectoplasm 5
Bit O' Quail Spleen 11
bit of clingfilm 14
bit-o-cactus 559
bite-me-red lipstick 64
bitter pill 3
BitterSweetTarts 1,177
BittyCar HotCar 1
BittyCar SoulCar 1
Bjorn's Hammer 3
black & tan 77
Black and White Apron Meal Kit 2
black and white cracker 3
black belt 1
black blade 4
black BRICKO brick 1
black candy heart 29
black cherry soda 52
black cloak 43
black cowboy hat 2
black Crimbo ball 6
black eye shadow 85
black eyedrops 51
black facepaint 1
black forest cake 84
black forest ham 83
black friar's tonsure 1
black gold 4
black greaves 73
black helmet 12
Black Hole 8
black kettle drum 54
black label 116
black lotus 1
black magic powder 2
Black No. 2 266
black paisley oyster egg 13
black pension check 267
black pepper 90
black picnic basket 72
black pixel 1,046
black plastic oyster egg 2
black polka-dot oyster egg 2
black pudding 104
black sheepskin diploma 2
black shield 23
black slime glob 3
black snake skin 209
black snowcone 8
black spot 6
black striped oyster egg 4
black sword 26
black tear 10
black velvet box 1
blackberry 355
blackberry combat boots 4
blackberry galoshes 43
blackberry moccasins 4
blackberry polite 11
blackberry slippers 1
Blackfly Chardonnay 85
blammer 3
blank diary 1
blank fudge mold 3
blank note 1
blank prescription sheet 4
Blatantly Canadian 11
blended frozen swill 7
blended frozen swill with a fly in it 1
blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail 2
blind-packed capsule toy 238
blind-packed die-cast metal toy 56
Bling of the New Wave 7
Blizzards I Have Died In 9
blob of acid 3
blob of Alphredo™ 5
blob of wood glue 14
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 21
Blood 'n' Plenty 6
blood and blood 6
blood flower 237
Blood Light 10
blood of the Wereseal 7
blood roll-up 1
blood sausage 4
blood snowcone 1
blood-drive sticker 5
blood-faced volleyball 4
blood-red mushroom wine 2
blood-soaked sponge cake 1
Bloodbath 1
bloodied surgical dungarees 73
bloodstain stick 133
bloody beer 18
bloody clown pants 264
bloody kiwitini 1
bloody mary 10
Bloody Nora 10
blowdart 17
blown-out speaker cone 1
blue canary nightlight 1
blue grass 128
blue mana 18
blue paisley oyster egg 2
blue pixel 1,043
blue pixel potion 30
blue plastic oyster egg 1
blue polka-dot oyster egg 2
blue potion 5
blue raspberry troll doll 1
blue rocket 1
blue shell 2
blue snowcone 22
blue striped oyster egg 3
blue tulip 13
blue velvet cake 1
blue-frosted astral cupcake 72
blueberry muffin 1
blundarrrbus 1
blunt cat claw 5
blunt icepick 1
Bluzzard 1
bobcat grenade 6
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
body spradium 1
Bohemian rhapsody 1
boilermaker 30
boilgun 1
boiling broth 3
boiling hot cocoa 1
boiling seal blood 12
bolder boulder 2
Boltsmann ID badge 3
bone abacus 144
bone aperitif 3
bone bandoneon 1
bone bons 31
bone chips 14
bone collar 1
bone crusher 1
bone flute 33
bone meal 3
bone rattle 17
bone spurs 2
Bone's Farm "wine" 6
boneana hammock 2
bonedanna 2
Bonerdagon necklace 57
Bonestabber 1
bonsai tree 4
booby trap 2
book of facts 2
book of facts (dog-eared) 1
book of matches 166
Book of Old-Timey Carols 1
Booke of Vampyric Knowledge 4
boot flask 4
boot knife 1
BOOterfinger 6
BOOtonniere 1
booty chest charrrm 2,179
booty chest charrrm bracelet 1
booze bindle 106
booze drive button 1
booze-soaked cherry 7
boozebomb 3
Boozehounds Anonymous token 6
Bordeaux Marteaux 3
borg sock monkey 3
boring spaghetti 3
Boris's beer 2
Boris's bread 1
Boris's key lime 4
Boris's key lime pie 52
Boris's ring 6
borrowed time 106
Boss Bat bling 11
Boss Bat britches 103
Boss Drops 23
bottle of alcohol 156
bottle of Amontillado 3
bottle of anís 3
bottle of antifreeze 8
bottle of black cat tonic 10
bottle of Blank-Out 86
bottle of Bloodweiser 2
bottle of bubbles 44
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 2
bottle of clam juice 384
bottle of Cochon Noir 1
bottle of cooking sherry 58
bottle of Crème de Fugu 3
bottle of Crimbognac 4
bottle of Definit 2
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 3
bottle of drinkin' gas 2
bottle of Evermore 22
bottle of extra-dark rhum 3
bottle of extra-strength melodramamine 1
bottle of fire 88
bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA 1
bottle of fruity "wine" 2
bottle of gin 50
bottle of goofballs 63
bottle of Greedy Dog 8
bottle of gregnadigne 24
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 1
bottle of Lambada Lambic 1
bottle of laundry sherry 51
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 2
bottle of lighter fluid 2
bottle of limeade 2
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 308
bottle of Mystic Shell 10
bottle of norwhiskey 32
bottle of novelty hot sauce 165
bottle of Old Pugilist 4
bottle of Ooze-O 10
bottle of peppermint schnapps 1
bottle of Pete's Sake 6
bottle of Pinot Renoir 7
bottle of pirate juice 10
bottle of popskull 115
bottle of Professor Beer 3
bottle of Race Car Red 3
bottle of Rapier Witbier 3
bottle of realpagne 1
bottle of Red-Out 1
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 4
bottle of rum 1,189
bottle of sake 26
bottle of sea wine 23
bottle of sewage schnapps 9
bottle of single-barrel whiskey 8
bottle of tequila 156
bottle of ultravitamins 6
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 10
bottle of vodka 100
bottle of whiskey 182
bottle of wine 4
bottle opener belt buckle 25
bottlecap turtle 1
boulder 2
Boulevardier cocktail 5
bounty-hunting pants 1
bouquet of circular saw blades 1
bow staff 2
bowl full of jelly 580
bowl of Bounty-Os 2
bowl of cottage cheese 1,125
bowl of eyeballs 12
bowl of fishysoisse 3
bowl of Jeal-O 1,180
bowl of lucky charms 6
bowl of maggots 6
bowl of marinade 6
bowl of mernudo 2
bowl of mummy guts 10
bowl of petunias 1
bowl of prescription candy 1
bowl of rye sprouts 12
Bowl of Scorpions 104
bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ 1
bowl of topioca 1
bowlegged pants 2
bowler 2
Bowlet 5
bowling ball 144
box 851
box o' ghosts 1
box of Dweebs 594
box of Familiar Jacks 479
box of hammers 3
box of Pokëmann band-aids 18
box of sunshine 111
box turtle 1
box-in-the-box 1
box-in-the-box-in-the-box 3
boxed august scepter 2
boxed autumn-aton 1
boxed champagne 1
boxed gumball machine 8
boxed wine 440
Boxing Day care package 1
Boxing Day Pass 235
boxing glove 6
boxing glove on a spring 1
Brain Food Pastaco 4
brain preservation fluid 1
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 14
brains casserole 8
BRAINS shorts 1
brainwave-controlled unicorn horn 1
Bram's choker 2
brand new key 2
brass abacus 48
brass bung spigot 1
brass crank handle 1
brass dorsal fin 1
brass Dreadsylvanian flask 1
brass gear 14
brass stinger 1
brass turkey knuckles 1
brazen bracelet 1
bread basket 1
bread line 6
bread man 5
bread mold 3
bread pie 2
bread roll 3
breadchucks 23
breaded beer 1
breadwand 2
Breakfast Blast wine cooler 2
breakfast mess 1,290
breakfast miracle 20
breath mint 8
Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air 21
brick 204
brick of sand 27
BRICKO bat 3
BRICKO brick 113
BRICKO bulwark 1
BRICKO elephant 1
BRICKO eye brick 6
BRICKO gargantuchicken 1
BRICKO hat 2
BRICKO octopus 2
BRICKO ooze 2
BRICKO oyster 2
BRICKO pants 1
BRICKO pearl 3
BRICKO reactor 2
BRICKO stud 1
BRICKO sword 2
BRICKO turtle 2
briefcase 806
brigand brittle 3
Bright Water 17
brilliant oyster egg 3
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 82
brine 97
briny vinegar 1
brittle plastic handle 1
brocolate brogurt 4
broken beer bottle 1
broken cellular phone 2
broken clock 5
broken glass grenade 3
broken high-temperature mining drill 2
broken skull 1,242
broken sword 80
broken warbear gyrocopter 5
bronze 2
bronze breastplate 33
bronze handcuffs 1
bronze polish 1
bronzed locust 83
BROS Energy Drink 6
brown crock marble 2
brown felt tophat 34
brown paper bag mask 81
brown paper pants 50
brown pirate pants 2
brown pixel 120
brown plastic baby 2
brown sugar cane 359
browser cookie 292
Bruno's blessing of Mars 5
buñuelos Jaliscos 4
BUBBLE GUM 1
bubble-wrap simulator 1
bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) 1
bubblegum heart 2
bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban 2
bubblewrap crossbow 1
bubblewrap ore 872
bubblewrap staff 1
bubblewrap sword 1
bubblin' chemistry solution 2
bubblin' crude 73
bubbling tempura batter 1
bubbly potion 149
bucket of fish juice 1
bucket of honey 253
bucket of wine 187
buckler buckle 5
buckyball 9
buffalo dime 3
bug paste 17
bugbear beanie 127
bugbear bungguard 116
bugbear purification pill 1
Bugbearclaw Donut 176
bugged bön±Ã©t 1
bugged balaclava 3
bugged beanie 3
Bulky Buddy Box 7
bulky free-range mushroom 2
bull blubber 1
bullet-proof corduroys 6
bum cheek 206
bunch of bananas 7
bunch of sea grapes 1,040
bunch of square grapes 155
bundle of "fragrant" herbs 1
bundle of firewood 2
bungle in the jungle 12
bunny liver 90
buoybottoms 38
burning newspaper 3
burnt snowpants 86
burnt stick 2
burst hellseal brain 3
Burt's blessing of Bacchus 4
bus pass 7
Bustle Hustler 4
butterfly knife 10
Buttery Knob 13
button rouge 1
buzzard feather 1
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 8
C.B.F.G. 1
C.H.U.M. chum 2
C.H.U.M. knife 1
C.H.U.M. lantern 1
cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 1
cabooze 2
cactus fruit 422
caipifruta 1
Caipiranha 58
Cajun accordion 10
calavera concertina 1
calle de miel 34
calle de miel with a fly in it 1
Calzone of Legend 1
Camp Scout pup tent 167
campfire baked potato 1
campfire beans 1
campfire coffee 3
campfire hot dog 2
campfire s'more 1
campfire smoke 2
campfire stew 1
can cannon 1
can of Adultwitch™ 3
can of Binarrrca 41
can of black paint 8
can of Brütalbräu 39
can of cherry-flavored sterno 439
can of CRIMBCOLA 13
can of Drooling Monk 19
can of Impetuous Scofflaw 47
can of maces 1
can of mixed everything 7
can of Red Minotaur 47
can of sardines 709
Can of Spaghetto 3
can of spinach 13
can of starch 1
can of sterno 33
can of Swiller 11
can of the cheapest beer 1
can opener 4
Can-Can skirt 1
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cardboard ore 917
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caret 46
carnivorous potted plant 4
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Carol of the Bulls 6
Carol of the Hells 7
Carol of the Thrills 6
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Carpricorn 1
carrot cake 3
carrot claret 5
carrot juice 7
carrot nose 7
carton of rotten eggs 1,533
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cast 381
cast-iron legacy paddle 1
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catgut 702
catgut taco 9
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catskin cap 3
catsup 1
Caveman Dan's favorite rock 1
celestial au jus 1
celestial carrot juice 4
celestial squid ink 1
Celsius 233 1
Celsius 233 (singed) 1
Cement Mixer 10
cement sandals 2
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centipede eggs 341
centurion helmet 6
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Cerebral Crossbow 1
Cerebral Culottes 1
chain-mail monokini 1
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Chakra Libre 8
chakra malt 1
chakra sludge 7
chakra-mental wine 2
chamoisole 1
Champagne Shimmy 1
chaos butterfly 961
chaos popcorn 17
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Charleston Choo-Choo 1
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charrrm bracelet 7
Charter: Nellyville 2
cheap Chinese beer 6
cheap cigar butt 63
cheap clip-on ninja tie 2
cheap elven gloves 1
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cheap plastic bottle opener 2
cheap sunglasses 3,588
cheap toaster 1
cheap wind-up clock 1
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Cheer-Up soda 3
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cheerful Crimbo sweater 2
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cheezburger 9
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cherry 267
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cherry pie 19
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chewable paper 2
chewing gum on a string 105
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child-sized dracula cloak 1
children of the candy corn 6
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chocolate-covered loofah 2
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circle drum 1
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Claw of the Infernal Seal 2
clay peace-sign bead 63
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clear Russian 3
clerical automa-core 4
Climate Colada 3
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clockwork chef-in-the-box 3
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clockwork spine 1
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cocoa chondrule 5
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cocoa of youth 3
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Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 1
Codpiece of the Goblin King 80
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coffin lid 53
cog 466
Colander of Em-er'il 3
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cold jelly 1
cold mashed potatoes 131
cold ninja mask 83
cold nuggets 1
cold powder 2
cold seal sweat 37
cold wad 203
cold water bottle 28
cold-filtered water 89
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collection of tiny spooky objects 1
cologne of contempt 4
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 15
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 34
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colorful toad 244
colossal free-range mushroom 36
comb jelly 7
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Comet Drop 3
Comet Pop 4
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comfy pillow 6
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communal gobstopper 4
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Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) 1
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concentrated garbage juice 4
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concoction of clumsiness 2
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confiscated love note 1
confusing LED clock 4
congratulatory cake 1
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Connery's Elixir of Audacity 15
contract enforcement stick 416
control crystal 1
Convincing People You Can See The Future 3
Cookbook of the Damned 17
cookbookbat book 1
cookie cookie 3
Cool Brunch Pastaco 2
cool cat claw 4
cool cat elixir 12
cool hot cocoa 1
cool iron breastplate 1
cool iron greaves 1
cool iron helmet 1
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cool mushroom casserole 3
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cooling iron greaves 1
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cordial of concentration 20
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Cornbeefadon 2
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cornuthaum 127
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 18
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corpse on the beach 49
corpsebite 4
corpsedriver 62
corpsetini 48
correction fluid 41
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corrupted bird DNA 1
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cosmic paste 12
costume rental shop 1
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cottage 6
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cotton candy cordial 1
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cotton candy pinch 166
cotton candy plug 248
cotton candy skoshe 178
cotton candy smidgen 175
counterfeit city 4
cow poker 1
crêepy mask 831
crabsicle 2
cracker 1
cranberries 779
cranberry cordial 30
cranberry cylinder 3
cranberry margarita (brackish) 3
crappy brain 46
crappy waiter disguise 24
crate of firebombs 3
crated wardrobe-o-matic 3
crayon shavings 5
crazy bastard sword 1
crazy hobo notebook 2
crazy little Turkish delight 208
Crazymaker 11
cream of pointy mushroom soup 2
cream pie 17
cream stout 173
creamsicle 179
creepy doll head 18
creepy ginger ale 18
creepy nursery rhyme 3
creepy voice box 4
creepy voodoo doll 13
creepy-ass club 1
Crepes a la Lune 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) 8
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 5
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 5
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 8
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 9
CRIMBCO lanyard 1
CRIMBCO mug 1
CRIMBCO scrip 10
CRIMBCO wine 1
CRIMBCOIDS mints 7
CRIMBCOLOAF 4
Crimbeau de toilette 7
Crimbo candied pecan 386
Crimbo candle 2
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 110
Crimbo Carol tattoo kit 2
Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit 2
Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit 2
Crimbo cookie sheet 2
Crimbo crystal shards 1
Crimbo dinner 3
Crimbo Factory surprise box 57
Crimbo food scraps 51
Crimbo fudge 514
Crimbo paste 19
Crimbo peppermint bark 283
Crimbo pie 38
Crimbo salad 11
Crimbo smile 1
Crimbo stockings 1
Crimbo tattoo kit 4
Crimbo wreath 2
Crimbojito 14
Crimbolex watch 2
Crimbomination Contraption 1
Crimbonium fuel rod 2
Crimbot battery 1
Crimbot schematic: Big Head 1
Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel 1
Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher 1
Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper 1
Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter 1
Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun 1
Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs 1
Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan 1
Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise 1
Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis 1
Crimbot schematic: Power Arm 2
Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun 1
Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet 1
Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis 1
Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet 1
Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball 1
Crimbough 1
Crimbow Rainbo 1
Crimboween memo 2
Crimboysters Rockefeller 4
Crimbuccaneer bombjacket 2
Crimbuccaneer captain's purse 2
Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) 4
Crimbuccaneer flotsam 2
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Crimbuccaneer nose ring 1
Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 7
Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack 4
Crimbuccaneer runebone 1
Crimbuccaneer shirt 1
Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss 1
Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate 8
Crimbuccaneer war standard 1
Crimbuccaneer whale oil 4
Crimbuck 9
Crimbylow-rise jeans 10
crimsilion jub-jub bird 2
croquet hedgehog 5
crossbow string 6
crotchety pants 1
crowbar 15
crowbarrr 20
Crown of the Goblin King 127
crown-shaped beanie 1
crudles 3
cruelty-free wine 44
crumbling rat skull 7
crusty hula hoop 2
crystal Crimbo goblet 62
crystal Crimbo platter 45
crystal skeleton vodka 18
crystal skull 98
crystalline cheer 332
crystalline light bulb 1
crystalline reamer 1
crystalline seal eye 1
crystallized memory 4
CSA all-purpose soap 50
CSA bravery badge 290
CSA cheerfulness ration 147
CSA discount card 352
CSA fire-starting kit 347
CSA obedience grenade 291
CSA scoutmaster's "water" 322
cube of billiard chalk 26
cuddly teddy bear 1
cup of hickory chicory 2
cup of infinite pencils 40
cup of lukewarm tea 1
cup of primitive beer 4
cupcake-in-a-cup 10
cuppa Activi tea 4
cuppa Alacri tea 1
cuppa Boo tea 21
cuppa Craft tea 2
cuppa Cruel tea 154
cuppa Dexteri tea 3
cuppa Feroci tea 1
cuppa Flamibili tea 3
cuppa Flexibili tea 1
cuppa Frost tea 2
cuppa Gill tea 3
cuppa Impregnabili tea 1
cuppa Improprie tea 1
cuppa Insani tea 1
cuppa Irritabili tea 1
cuppa Loyal tea 1
cuppa Mana tea 1
cuppa Mediocri tea 1
cuppa Monstrosi tea 3
cuppa Morbidi tea 1
cuppa Nas tea 3
cuppa Net tea 1
cuppa Neuroplastici tea 2
cuppa Obscuri tea 1
cuppa Physicali tea 1
cuppa Proprie tea 1
cuppa Royal tea 66
cuppa Sobrie tea 86
cuppa Toast tea 3
cuppa Twen tea 2
cuppa Uncertain tea 1
cuppa Vitali tea 2
cuppa Voraci tea 15
cuppa Wit tea 1
cuppa Yet tea 2
curdflinger 2
curmudgel 27
cursed black pearl onion 122
cursed bottle of black-label rum 16
cursed bottle of rum 12
cursed cannonball 16
cursed chocolate doubloon 4
cursed dirty joke scroll 13
cursed monkey glove 1
cursed piece of thirteen 5
Cursed Punch 3
cursed scrunchie 1
cursed sea biscuit 15
cursed swash buckle 2
cursed voodoo skull 19
cursed wishbone 1
custard pie 29
custom sixgun 2
cute bow from beyond the stars 1
cute meteoroid 11
cute mushroom 1
cyan seashell 431
cyber-mattock 2
cyborg doll 2
cyborg stompin' boot 4
Cycloney 3
cyclops eyedrops 161
cylindrical mold 127
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D roll 245
d10 1
d12 14
d20 2
d4 18
d6 4
d8 21
Dad's brandy 3
Daffy Taffy 7,811
Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually 5
Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting 4
Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master 3
Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested 3
Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart 5
Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose 4
Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week 2
daily dungeon malware 126
dance card 104
dangerous jerkcicle 11
Danglin' Chad's loincloth 1
Dark & Starry 5
dark baconstone ring 1
dark hamethyst ring 3
Dark Jill-of-All-Trades 1
dark porquoise ring 1
dark potion 241
daub-breaker 3
day-old beer 1
deactivated MicroMechaMech 1
deactivated mini-Trainbot 3
Deactivated MiniMechaElf 1
deactivated putty buddy 1
dead guy's watch 323
dead lights pie 3
dead meat bun 8
deadfall branch 43
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decaying wooden oar 1
decaying wooden paddle 1
decent brain 62
decomposed boot 1,365
decorative fountain 36
Deep Dish of Legend 1
Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe 7
deep six-shooter 3
defective Game Grid token 1
defective skull 203
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delectable catalyst 1
delicious comfit? 1
delicious noodles 8
delicious salad 33
delicious shimmering moth 1
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delicious star salad 3
delicious stinkbug 1
delicious swamp muck 53
deluxe fax machine 4
deluxe layer cake 13
deluxe Neverending Party favor 2
demon buckler 1
demon skin 267
demon whip 1
demon-horned hat 2
demonic cow's blood 3
demonic paste 5
demonskin jacket 4
demonskin trousers 1
denastified haunch 1
denim axe 3
denim jacket 217
Dennis's blessing of Minerva 5
dense meat crossbow 1
dense meat stack 1,295
dense meat staff 1
dense meat sword 2
dental pliers 1
dented harmonica 99
dented spoon 542
deodorant 36
depantsing bomb 18
depleted Crimbonium football helmet 9
depleted Grimacite astrolabe 1
depleted Grimacite grappling hook 1
depleted Grimacite gravy boat 1
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depleted Grimacite ninja mask 1
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desiccated apricot 636
designer handbag 35
desktop zen garden 1
detective roscoe 1
detective skull 1
detective tattoo 1
dethklok 4
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Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce 1
devil-summoning hat 1
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devilish folio 21
dew yoana lei 2
dew yoana salacious lei 1
diabolic pizza cube 1
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diamond-studded cane 60
diamond-studded fronts 1
diamondback skin 2
didgeridooka 44
Diet Cloaca Cola 4
dieting pill 6
digital key lime 9
digital key lime pie 67
digital underground potion 1
dilapidated wizard hat 2
dill 247
diluted makeup 85
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dingy planks 9
dinner roll 5
Dinsey face paint 1
Dinsey food-cone 4
Dinsey Maintenance Manual 1
Dinsey tattoo kit 1
Dinsey Whinskey 3
Dinsey's glove 1
dire fudgesicle 137
dirt julep 1
dirty hobo gloves 533
dirty rigging rope 65
disassembled clover 411
disbelief suspenders 1
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Disco 'Fro Pick 8
disco ball 83
Disco Banjo 17
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disco horoscope (Aries) 15
disco horoscope (Cancer) 58
disco horoscope (Capricorn) 16
disco horoscope (Gemini) 16
disco horoscope (Leo) 13
disco horoscope (Libra) 19
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disco horoscope (Sagittarius) 8
disco horoscope (Scorpio) 14
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discocktail 104
disease 578
disembodied brain 87
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Disgeist 4
Dish of Clarified Butter 287
dishrag 17
disintegrating quill pen 2,563
disintegrating sheet music 8
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displaced fish 386
disposable instant camera 10
disposable lighter 1
distention pill 3
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disturbing fanfic 346
Divine 14
divine blowout 9
divine can of silly string 18
divine champagne flute 3
divine champagne popper 12
divine cracker 6
divine noisemaker 8
diving muff 1
do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit 4
Doc Clock's thyme cocktail 3
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 11
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 34
Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm 4
Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum 20
Doc's Fortifying Wine 1
Doc's Limbering Wine 1
Doc's Medical-Grade Wine 1
Doc's Miracle Cure 1
Doc's Smartifying Wine 2
Doc's Special Reserve Wine 1
dog ointment 3
Dogsgotnonoz pills 5
doll house 18
doll-eye amulet 1
dollar-sign bag 1,430
dollhive 20
Dolphin King's crown 21
dolphin whistle 1
donated booze 3,027
donated candy 805
donated food 152
donkey flipbook 4
dope gangsta bling-bling 2
dope wheels 20
dorky glasses 297
Double Bacon Beelzeburger 69
double entendre 1
double-barreled sling 23
double-ice box 2
double-ice britches 1
double-ice cap 36
double-ice gum 2
Doublepunchplanter 1
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 4
drab sonata 185
Drac & Tan 8
drafty drawers 2
draggin' ball hat 224
dragon snaps 361
dragonfish caviar 3
Dramatic™ range 31
Drapes-You-Regally 1
dread tarragon 1
dreadful roast 3
dreadlock whip 3
Dreadsylvanian Almanac page 244
Dreadsylvanian grimlet 1
Dreadsylvanian seed pod 5
Dreadsylvanian skeleton key 2
Dreadsylvanian stew 1
dream of a dog 2
dregs of a Crimbo cocktail 2
dress pants 11
Dressage 1
dried face 163
dried gelatinous cube 1
drink chit 180
Drip Institute petri dish 1
Driplet 2
dripping meat crossbow 1
dripping meat staff 1
dripping meat sword 1
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drippy caviar 1
drippy enzyme 1
drippy ichor 1
drippy nugget 1
drippy orb 10
drippy pilsner 1
drippy plum(?) 7
drippy seed 5
drippy staff 7
drippy stake 1
drippy stein 6
drive-by shooting 1
drive-thru burger 2
Drizzlers™ Black Licorice 2
droll monocle 21
droopy doll eye 22
drop of water-37 108
droppable microphone 1
dropped scrap of paper 12
Drowsy Sword 218
drug cocktail sauce 2
drum machine 151
drum of pomade 2
drum of tommy ammo 147
Drunk Uncles holo-record 1
Drunken Astrophysicist 19
Drunken Neurologist 24
Drunken Philosopher 17
Drunkula's silky pants 1
dry cleaning receipt 149
dry martini 6
dry noodles 6,520
dry vodka martini 3
drywall axe 84
dubious loincloth 3
dubious peppermint 101
ducha de oro 27
duck-on-a-string 2
duct tape 11
duct tape buckler 1
duct tape dockers 1
duct tape fedora 1
duct tape shirt 1
duct tape sword 1
duct tape wallet 444
dueling banjo 1
dueling turtle 2
DUFRESNE Suds 189
dull fish scale 262
Dump Truck 38
dungeon dragon chest 1
dungeoneer's dungarees 17
dungeoneering kit 2
duonoculars 1
Duskwalker fangs 25
Duskwalker syringe 1
Dust bunny 38
dusty animal cranium 1
dusty animal pelvis 1
dusty bottle of blood 2
dusty bottle of Marsala 61
dusty bottle of Merlot 142
dusty bottle of Muscat 185
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 138
dusty bottle of Port 183
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 145
dusty Crimbo crate 25
dusty eighth caudal vertebra 2
dusty eighth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty fifth cervical vertebra 1
dusty fifth lumbar vertebra 1
dusty first caudal vertebra 3
dusty first cervical vertebra 2
dusty first lumbar vertebra 1
dusty fourth caudal vertebra 1
dusty fourth cervical vertebra 2
dusty fourth thoracic vertebra 2
dusty left eighth rib 3
dusty left eleventh rib 1
dusty left femur 1
dusty left fibula 1
dusty left first front claw 2
dusty left first rib 2
dusty left fourth front claw 3
dusty left fourth rear claw 1
dusty left fourth rib 2
dusty left humerus 3
dusty left ninth rib 1
dusty left scapula 3
dusty left second rear claw 1
dusty left second rib 1
dusty left seventh rib 3
dusty left tenth rib 1
dusty left third front claw 1
dusty left third rear claw 1
dusty left third rib 2
dusty left thumb 2
dusty left ulna 1
dusty right fibula 3
dusty right first rear claw 1
dusty right fourth front claw 1
dusty right fourth rear claw 2
dusty right fourth rib 1
dusty right kneecap 3
dusty right ninth rib 1
dusty right radius 1
dusty right scapula 2
dusty right second front claw 1
dusty right second rear claw 2
dusty right sixth rib 2
dusty right third front claw 1
dusty right third rear claw 2
dusty right third rib 1
dusty right tibia 1
dusty right ulna 1
dusty second caudal vertebra 1
dusty second lumbar vertebra 1
dusty second thoracic vertebra 2
dusty seventh cervical vertebra 1
dusty seventh lumbar vertebra 1
dusty sixth caudal vertebra 4
dusty sixth cervical vertebra 1
dusty tenth caudal vertebra 1
dusty third caudal vertebra 1
dusty third cervical vertebra 1
dusty third lumbar vertebra 1
dusty third thoracic vertebra 1
dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra 1
dwarf bread 7
dwarvish magazine 3
dwarvish war helmet 1
dwarvish war kilt 1
dwarvish war mattock 1
Dweebisol™ inhaler 1
Dyspepsi-Cola 762
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues 2
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet 1
Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack 2
Dyspepsi-Cola shield 1
Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen 1
eagle feather 7
eagle's milk 7
ear poison 98
Earring of Fire 2
Earth and Firewater 3
Earth, Wind and Firewater 6
easter egg balloon 3
Eau de Guaneau 7
eau de mort 11
eaves droppers 117
Ecto-Cooler 2
ectoplasm au jus 1
ectoplasmic orbs 114
ectoplasmic paste 114
edible alien plant bit 32
eel skin 1
eelskin hat 1
eelskin shield 1
eerie fetish 1
Effermint™ tablets 445
effervescent potion 247
effluvious emerald 4
eggbeater 14
eggnog 22
eggwater 2
Egnaro berry 1
eighth plague 5
El Sombrero De Lopez 47
El Vibrato power sphere 105
El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) 2
El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) 5
El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) 2
El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) 3
El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) 2
El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) 2
El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) 2
Elder Turtle Shell 10
elderly jawbreaker 3
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eldritch concentrate 6
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eldritch dough 4
eldritch effluvium 11,098
eldritch essence 74
eldritch extract 2
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Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror 1
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eldritch oil 1
eldritch rub 6
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eldritch tincture (depleted) 1
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elemental sugarcube 10,194
elephant stinger 62
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Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts 2
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Elf Guard hangover cure 4
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Elf Guard squirtgun 1
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elf ploughshare 2
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Elizabeth's paintbrush 2
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En Una Fila Tequila 2
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ert grey goo ring 3
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especially salty dog 1
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Everlasting Deckswabber 44
Every Day is Like This Sundae 6
evil golden arch 192
evil golden arches 1
evil teddy bear 5
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extra-flat panini 24
extra-greasy slider 331
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Eye and a Twist 472
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f3d0r4 174
Fabiotion 3
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fancy beef jerky 14
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fancy chocolate car 13
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Fantasma en la Máquina 132
FantasyRealm guest pass 1
FantasyRealm key 1
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FantasyRealm mead 1
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FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask 35
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FantasyRealm turkey leg 1
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fat bottom quark 1
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fat wallet 1,798
Fauna Libre 2
Faux 4
FDKOL commendation 20,086
FDKOL hotcakes 107
Feliz Navidad 11
felt 256
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots 47
fermenting powder 14
ferret bait 333
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fettucini épines Inconnu 1
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fiberglass fibers 17
fiberglass insulation 3
Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy 5
fiery wing 21
figurine of a charred seal 84
figurine of a cold seal 49
figurine of a cute baby seal 2
figurine of a shadowy seal 1
figurine of a sleek seal 28
figurine of a slippery seal 29
figurine of a stinking seal 17
figurine of a wretched-looking seal 11
figurine of an ancient seal 45
figurine of an armored seal 1
filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") 192
filet of The Fish 1
filigreed hamethyst earring 2
filigreed hamethyst necklace 2
filigreed hamethyst ring 2
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filth-encrusted futon 6
filthy armor 1
filthy child leash 3,088
filthy corduroys 171
filthy knitted dread sack 114
filthy lucre 109
filthy monkey head 2
filthy pestle 42
filthy poultice 244
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fine aged cheddarwurst 6
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Firewater 3
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fish juice box 615
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fishelada 7
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fixodent 2
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fizzy potion 248
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Flamin' Whatshisname 22
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flange 35
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flapper fly 120
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Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory 1
flashy pirate dreadlocks 1
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flask of baconstone juice 1
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flask of Gnomochloric acid 1
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flask of porquoise juice 1
flask of port 7
flat cider 1
flat dough 7
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flayed mind 3
fleetwood mac 'n' cheese 3
fleetwood macaroni 1
Fleshazole™ 2
fleshy lump 75
fleshy putty 3
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flimsy hardwood scraps 62
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floaty gravel 1
floaty inverse geode 1
floaty pebbles 8
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fluid of fudge-finding 2
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foam naval trousers 1
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Fog Murderer 5
foggy glass globe 2
foie gras 1
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folder (space skeleton) 2
folder (yellow) 1
foolscap fool's cap 19
foon 259
foon of fearfulness 1
foon of fleshiness 1
foon of foulness 1
foon of frigidity 1
foon of fulmination 1
foot-long hot daub 1
football helmet 1
forbidden danish 8
forbidden sausage 4
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forest spirit rattle 2
forest tears 1
fortune cookie 27
fossilized limb 4
fossilized spider skull 1
fossilized spike 4
fossilized spine 2
fossilized wing 4
fountain 'soda' 2
Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit 2
fragment of Jarlsberg's soul 1
Frat Army FGF 31
frat brats 17
frayed rope belt 11
Freddie's blessing of Mercury 2
Freddy Kruegerand 1
free-range mushroom 1
freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini 4
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freezin' bindle 5
freightcake 9
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fricasseed brains 58
fried air 410
Friendliness Beverage 210
friendly cheez blob 8
Friendly Turkey 4
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frigid fudgepuck 1
frigid hankyū 33
frigid mote 2
frigid ninja stars 299
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frigid-ass club 1
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Frogade 2
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frontwinder skin 1
frost flower 4
Frost™ brand sword 1
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frost-rimed seal hide 4
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frosty halo 2
Frosty's frosty mug 51
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frozen danish 5
frozen feather 25
frozen Mob Penguin 1
frozen mushroom 24
frozen nunchaku 4
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frozen shampoo-conditioner 1
frozen tofu pop 1
frozen turtle shell 4
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fruit bat 1
fruit bowl 2
fruitcake 237
fruitfilm 21
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fruity pebble 1
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Fu Manchu Wax 2
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fudge cube 3
Fudge Fiber Armor Plating 5
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fudge spork 6
fudge-shaped hole in space-time 17
fudgecule 28,676
fudgecycle 2
Fudgie Roll 8
full meat tank 1
fumble formula 5
FunFunds™ 1
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funky brass fez 1
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funny bone 7
furniture dolly 22
furry fur 714
furry green earmuffs 1
furry green turtle 2
furry halo 1
furry kilt 1
furry pants 139
furry pill 3
fusilli marrownarrow 2
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future drug: Coolscaline 7
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future drug: Smartinex 52
fuzzbump 122
Fuzzby 1
fuzzy busby 3
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fuzzy montera 14
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Gabarbar 1
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Galapagosian Cuisses 8
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Game Grid ticket 25
Game Grid token 941
GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine 14
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gamma nog 5
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Garter of the Turtle Poacher 8
gas balloon 359
gas can 18
Gathered Meat-Clip 12,981
gator shades 62
gator skin 33
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gauze garter 1,842
gauze hammock 1
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gazely stare 1
Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire 17
gearbox necklace 1
Gearhead Goo 2
Genalen™ Bottle 30
Gene Tonic: Beast 2
Gene Tonic: Constellation 3
Gene Tonic: Construct 2
Gene Tonic: Demon 2
Gene Tonic: Dude 2
Gene Tonic: Goblin 1
Gene Tonic: Hobo 1
Gene Tonic: Horror 3
Gene Tonic: Insect 1
Gene Tonic: Mer-kin 1
Gene Tonic: Penguin 1
Gene Tonic: Pirate 1
Gene Tonic: Slime 2
Gene Tonic: Weird 1
General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket 35
generic healing potion 3
generic mana potion 3
genie's bracers 1
genie's scimitar 2
genie's turbane 1
Gets-You-Drunk 3
ghast iron cleaver 1
ghast iron codpiece 1
ghast iron Garibaldi 2
ghast iron heater shield 1
ghast iron ingot 2
Ghiaccio Colada 1
Ghosprey 2
ghost accordion 1
ghost beer 3
ghost bit 14
ghost cucumber 261
Ghost Dog Chow 4
ghost key 12
ghost pepper 4
ghost pickle on a stick 8
Ghost Pinching Quarterly 1
ghost protocol 3
ghost thread 4
ghost toga 5
ghost trap 16
ghostly body paint 12
ghostly dagger 2
ghostly ectoplasm 1
ghostly pickling solution 2
ghuol ears 670
ghuol egg 623
ghuol egg quiche 1
ghuol guolash 185
ghuol-ear kabob 1
giant artisanal rice peeler 1
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giant book of ancient carols 1
giant breath mint 1
giant cactus quill 28
giant candy cane 10
giant cheesestick 2
giant clay ashtray 10
giant designer sunglasses 20
giant discarded bottlecap 36
giant discarded plastic fork 32
giant discarded torn-up glove 120
giant driftwood sculpture 1
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giant foam finger 22
giant free-range mushroom 2
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giant grain of protein powder 7
giant green gummi bear 10
giant green gummi ingot 20
giant gym membership card 26
giant heirloom grape tomato 91
giant jar of protein powder 37
giant marshmallow 1
giant motorcycle boots 10
giant moxie weed 48
giant needle 251
giant pearl 4
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giant pinky ring 229
giant red gummi bear 10
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giant yellow gummi bear 9
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gibson 1
gift card 4
gift-a-pult 4
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gilded lily 1
gilded trumpet 1
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gin and tonic 1
Gin Mint 8
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gingerbeard 1
gingerbread bugbear 22
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gingerbread hoodie 4
gingerbread horror 3
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gingerbread mutant bugbear 4
gingerbread nylons 1
gingerbread robot 68
gingerbread smartphone 4
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gingerbread wine 1
gingernade 1
ginormous pumpkin 10
ginseng 2
glacial clock 7
glacial sapphire 1
gladiator tunica 1
Glamare 1
glark cable 20
Glass Balls of the Goblin King 6
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glass gnoll eye 1
glass of baboon milk 22
glass of bourbon 1
glass of drippy wine 2
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glass of herbal tequila 63
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glass slipper 3
gleaming oyster egg 1
glimmering buzzard feather 1
glimmering great tit feather 4
glimmering raven feather 2
glimmering roc feather 10
glistening fish meat 11
glistening oyster egg 1
glittery mascara 45
Glo-Pop 1
glob of cream cheese 2
glob of enchanted icing 148
glob of green slime 31
glob of melted wax 4
glob of salty molasses 148
glob of spoiled mayo 82
glob of undifferentiated tissue 132
Globmule 1
gloomy black mushroom 7
gloomy mushroom wine 1
glow-in-the-dark dart gun 2
glow-in-the-dark necklace 1
glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub 1
glowing fungus 3
glowing New Age crystal 1
glowing red eye 183
glowing syringe 3
Glum berry 10
glyph of athleticism 3
gnat lasagna 2
gnatloaf 1
gnatloaf casserole 22
gnatwing 196
gnatwing earring 1
gnauga hide 18
gnauga hide buckler 1
gnauga hide chaps 1
gnauga hide kilt 1
gnauga hide vest 1
gnauga hide whip 2
gnawed-up dog bone 2
gnocchetti di Nietzsche 112
gnoll lips 37
gnoll teeth 305
gnoll-tooth necklace 1
Gnollish autoplunger 1
Gnollish casserole dish 14
Gnollish Crossdress 2
Gnollish flyswatter 26
Gnollish pie server 24
Gnollish pie tin 1
Gnollish plunger 28
Gnollish sangria 4
Gnollish slotted spoon 27
Gnollish toolbox 23
Gnomish sagngria 1
Gnomish toolbox 1
Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer 1
go-go potion 2
Go-Wassail 60
goat 2
goat beard 103
goat cheese 1,442
goat cheese pizza 289
goat cheese taco 3
goatskin umbrella 72
gob of wet hair 1,087
goblin autoblowgun 5
goblin hunting spear 4
goblin paste 20
goblin water 1
God Lobster Egg 1
gold Boozehounds Anonymous token 21
gold crown 5
gold lamé pants 41
gold nuggets 1
gold skull ring 1
gold star 11
gold tooth 8
gold toothbrush 2
Gold Velvet™ whiskey 5
gold wedding ring 118
golden banana 1
golden fleece 1
golden gum 5,044
golden gun 1,677
Golden Kokomo Resort Chip 1
Golden Light 4
Golden Mean 26
golden plastic oyster egg 1
golden ring 42
golden twig 1
goo magnet 1
Good 'n' Slimy 4
good ash 1
good brain 46
gooey lava globs 2
gooey paste 39
googly eye 271
gooified animal matter 52
gooified mineral matter 34
gooified vegetable matter 118
Gordon Bennett 3
Gorillape 1
goth kid t-shirt 78
GOTO 85
goulauncher 1
gourmet gourami oil 1
government 5
government booze shipment 1
government candy shipment 1
government cheese 277
government food shipment 1
government per-diem 1
government requisition form 72
government-issue identification badge 1
government-issued candy 2
government-issued night-vision goggles 53
gr8ps 161
grain of sand 21,247
grandfather watch 6
Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun 1
grape troll doll 1
grapefruit 242
grapes 75
grass clippings 1
grass hat 1
grass skirt 1
Grasshopper 3
grassy cutlass 38
Grateful Undead T-shirt 13
Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled) 1
Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled) 1
grave robbing shovel 75
graveyard snowglobe 30
gravy boat 1
Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob 8
gray bow tie 2
gray seashell 530
grease gun 1
greasy desk bell 1
greasy paste 11
great big capacitor 5
great old fashioned 2
Great Older Fashioned 3
Great Wolf's lice 1
Greek fire 5
green and red bean 1,072
green balloon 1
green bean casserole 1
green beer 20
green BRICKO brick 1
Green Burlap 6
green candy heart 20
green candygram 1
green clay bead 14
green cloth cap 1
Green Clover of Justice 2
green drunki-bear 26
green face paint 1
Green Giant 8
green gummi ingot 197
green hamhock 31
green mana 1
Green Manalishi 8
green marshmallow 39
Green Muslin 15
green peawee marble 2
green pill 2
green pixel 865
green pixel potion 20
green rocket 19
green seashell 21
green slime glob 116
green smoke bomb 61
green snowcone 6
Green Velvet 1
green-frosted astral cupcake 11
green-iced sweet roll 1
gremlin juice 105
gremlin mutagen 11
grilled cheese sandwich 1
grilled mooseflank 42
grim fairy tale 7
grimstone galoshes 1
grimstone mask 9
grimy lab coat 2
grinning turtle 2
grisly shell fragment 5
grizzled bearskin 2
grody jug 5
grog 5
grogpagne 98
Groll doll 1
groose grease 5
groovy prism necklace 1
groping claw 3
grouchy restless spirit 173
grouper fangirl 1
groupie bra 5
groupie lipstick 2
groupie spangles 1
groveling gravel 2
grubby wool 1
grue egg 116
grue egg omelette 85
grumpy old man charrrm 112
grumpy old man charrrm bracelet 2
grungy bandana 58
grungy flannel shirt 19
guancertina 5
guano coffee cup 2
guard turtle collar 15
guard turtle shell 98
guffin 3
guilty sprout 3
guitar pick 129
gummi bowtie 1
gummi canary 129
gummi fang 1
gummi salamander 6
gummi snake 7
gummi turtle 1
Gummi-DNA 4
Gummi-Gnauga 10
Gummy Brains 1
gumshoes 1
gun cleaning kit 19
gun parts 7
gunky chicken 31
gunner's daughter 2
gunpowder burrito 12
guts necklace 6
guy made of bee pollen 13
Guzzlr cocktail set 57
Guzzlrbuck 1
gym membership card 182
gyroscope 12
hacked gibson 153
haggis socks 2
haggis-infused soap 1
haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis 6
hair of the fish 1
hair oil 2
hair spray 2,862
hairy staff 1
half of a gold tooth 1,422
half-baked potion 56
half-digested coal 1
half-empty carton of milk 4
half-height cigar 1
half-melted spoon 4
half-rotten brain 2
half-size scalpel 47
half-sized guitar 18
halfberd 16
halibut 3
ham steak 3
hambrosier 2
hamburger 44
hamethyst 67
hamethyst bracelet 1
hamethyst earring 2
hamethyst necklace 1
hamethyst ring 1
hamlet sandwich 579
hammerus 4
hand grenegg 7
Hand in Glove 1
hand-carved bokken 1
hand-carved bow 1
hand-carved staff 1
hand-crafted candy cane 1
hand-knitted Crimbo socks 1
hand-knitted diving booties 1
handful of barley 3
handful of confetti 234
handful of crafty noodles 6
handful of Crotchety Pine needles 3
handful of drink tickets 3
handful of fire 2
handful of hand chalk 217
handful of juicy garbage 1
handful of Laughing Willow bark 2
handful of moss 236
handful of numbers 2
handful of nuts and berries 13
handful of pine needles 34
handful of sand 1,305
handful of sawdust 173
handful of Smithereens 4
handful of tips 49
handful of toilet paper 1
handful of walnuts 45
handmade hobby horse 1
Handsome Devil 3
handsomeness potion 22
handyman "hand soap" 1
happiness 47
Happy Birthday, Claude! cake 1
hard rock 1
hardboiled egg 18
hare brush 1
harem girl t-shirt 12
haunted battery 11
haunted bindle 2
haunted bottle of vodka 1
haunted cherry pie 2
haunted eggnog 1
haunted flame 1
haunted gimlet 1
haunted Hell ramen 1
haunted martini 1
haunted orange 1
haunted paddle-ball 31
haunted pizza 1
Haunted Sorority House staff guide 9
hawk 247
Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance 16
Haymaker 1
hazmat helmet 1
head mirror 77
headhunter necktie 61
heart cozy 280
heart necklace 31
heart of dark chocolate 1
heart of rock and roll 2
heart of the volcano 74
heart-shaped balloon 2
heart-shaped candy whetstone 2
heart-shaped crate 2
heat-resistant gloves 2
heat-resistant necktie 2
heat-resistant sheet metal 3
heather graham cracker 5
heavy crown 23
heavy D 626
heavy hot sauce 1
heavy leather-bound tome 15
heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr 1
heavy necklace chain 1
hedgeturtle 1
Heimandatz's heart 9
Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans 1
Hell broth 13
hell in a bucket 4
Hell ramen 103
Hellfire Spicy Beans 2
hellion cube 357
hellseal claw 125
hellseal whisker 106
helm of the white knight 1
helmet recipe 4
helmet turtle 115
hemp candy necklace 7
hemp net 91
hemp string 174
henna face paint 53
henna tattoo 1
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ND 1
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NG 32
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note from Clancy 1
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Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V 20
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pink slime 203
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piranha pollen 1
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pirate encryption key alpha 1
pirate encryption key bravo 1
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pirate pelvis 361
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pirate tract 1
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pixel cross 8
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pixel holy water 13
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pixel whiskey 4
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Plague of Locusts 3
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plaid skirt 2
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plain brown wrapper 9
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plain paper hat 1
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plastic Crimbo reindeer 1
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plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans 5
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plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans 2
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plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans 4
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plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad 6
plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas 1
plexiglass pinky ring 1
PlexiPips 3
plot hole 345
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plum lozenge 4
plum wine 4
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plunge-leg 2
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Pocket Guide to Mild Evil 9
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pocket lint (green) 6
pocket lint (orange) 6
pocket lint (white) 5
Pocket Meteor Guide 1
Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) 1
pocket theremin 27
pocket wish 2,916
pocketwatch on a chain 6
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pog #04 (skleleton) 1
pog #05 (ninja snowman) 1
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pog #10 (hobo) 2
pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) 1
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pointy mushroom wine 1
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poison pen 5
poisonous caviar 26
poisonsettia 2
Poké-Gro fertilizer 173
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Pokëmann figurine: Duck 61
Pokëmann figurine: Frank 33
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Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan 48
Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap 96
Pokëmann figurine: Moog 36
Pokëmann figurine: Nothing 62
Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu 78
Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth 26
Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf 81
Pokëmann figurine: Twitter 78
Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite 71
Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth 90
poker face paint 1
polished moon-amber 2
Polka Pop 476
polka-dot bow tie 9
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poltergeist-in-the-jar-o 2
polyalloy shield 6
polyeaster egg 3
Polysniff Perfume 1
poncho de azucar 1
ponytail clip 932
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pool cue 105
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pool shark hair oil 1
pool torpedo 149
popcorn 23
poppy 9
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Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans 2
pork elf goodies sack 2
porkpocket 1
porquoise 64
porquoise bracelet 1
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porquoise necklace 1
porquoise ring 1
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portable corkscrew 1
portable dam 4
portable Othello set 1
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portable steam unit 3
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possessed tomato 12
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post-holiday sale coupon 1
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potato masher 1
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potion of potency 3
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potion of the field gar 159
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pottery hat 1
pottery shield 1
poultrygeist 5
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poutine pole 1
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power sock 1
Power-Guy 2000 holo-record 1
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pr0n m4nic0tti 1
prank Crimbo card 1
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pressurized potion of perspicacity 5
pretty bouquet 2
pretty flower 286
pretty pink bow 1
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primitive alien salad 4
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pristine piranha seed 5
pristine walrus tusk 3
Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket 22
probability potion 587
procrastination potion 543
Professor What T-Shirt 1
programmable turtle 9
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prosthetic forehead 5
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protein paste 3
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prussian cathouse 33
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psychic's circlet 106
psychic's crystal ball 65
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psycho sweater 3
psychoanalytic jar 198
psychokinetic energy blob 615
Psychotic Train wine 20
pteruges 5
puce paisley oyster egg 5
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pulled indigo taffy 1
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pulsing flesh 3
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purple clay bead 8
purple corpsel 4
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putty coat 1
PVC staff 1
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pygmy briefs 29
pygmy concertinette 19
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pygmy papers 4
pygmy phone number 22
pygmy pygment 211
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quadroculars 1
quake of arrows 11
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quantum taco 39
quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments 2
queen cookie 71
question juice 3
questionable taco 1
Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit 22
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R'lyeh 4
rabbit punch 1
Racisto Ruidoso 5
rack of dinosaur ribs 3
Rad Lib 15
Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.) 1
Rad-Pro (1 oz.) 2
Radberry Rip wine cooler 1
radiation-resistant helmet 12
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rag doll 1
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rainbow sauce 3
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raisin 6
Ralph IX cognac 4
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ram stick 20
Ram's Face Lager 99
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rat appendix 1,832
rat appendix kabob 6
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ratatouille de Jarlsberg 2
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ratini 12
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Rattlin' Chains 7
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Really Expensive Jewelry and You 1
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really tiny cocktail shaker 1
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Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer 1
Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend 1
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Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris 2
Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup 2
Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta 3
Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar 1
Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend 1
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Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg 3
Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia 1
Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J. 2
Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie 1
record of menacing silence 2
recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity 2
recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad 1
recording of Elron's Explosive Etude 2
recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration 3
recording of Prelude of Precision 3
recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto 2
recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder 3
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red badge 12
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red blood cells 27
red book 2
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red button 56
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red drunki-bear 10
Red Dwarf 2
red eye 10
red face paint 1
red foxglove 43
red gummi ingot 192
red letter 10
red masque 9
red paisley oyster egg 1
Red Pill 2
red pixel 315
red pixel potion 127
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red polka-dot oyster egg 4
red potion 5
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red rocket 1
Red Roger's red left foot 1
Red Roger's red left hand 1
Red Roger's red right hand 2
Red Roger's reliquary 9
Red Roger's skull 1
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red rum 66
red shirt 2
red shoe 2
red silk skirt 13
red snowcone 10
red striped oyster egg 3
red tulip 25
red velvet cake 74
red wagon 1
Red X Shield 16
red-and-green microcamera 1
red-and-green sweater 45
red-headed corpse 4
red-hot boilermaker 15
red-hot jawbreaker 2
red-hot knucklebone 1
red-hot poker 1
red-hot sausage fork 155
red-soled high heels 2
red-spotted snapper roe 2
Redeye™ Eyedrops 1
redrum 9
reflection of a map 168
Regular Cloaca Cola 2
reindeer hammer 2
reindeer sickle 1
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reinforced furry underpants 1
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remorseless knife 1
reodorant 114
repeating crossbow 1
replica Elf Guard medal 1
residual zeal 4
resolution: be feistier 11,995
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resolution: be kinder 223
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resolution: be more adventurous 369
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Retenez L'Herbe Paté 7
Rethinking Candy 2
returned Thinknerd package 34
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rewinged stab bat 1
rhesus monkey 5
rhinestone 15,937
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rhinoceros horn 1
rib of the Bonerdagon 5
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ridiculous cocktail 2
ridiculous earring 1
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ridiculous sunglasses 1
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ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon 36
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Riker's Search History 2
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ring of conflict 1
Ring of Fire 1
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ring of gain strength 3
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ring of increase damage 2
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Ring of the Sewer Snake 1
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roasted marshmallow 34
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robin nog 2
robin's egg 1
roboduck-on-a-string 1
robot grease 102
robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. 1
robotronic egg 20
rock 232
Rock and Roll Legend 45
Rock Garden Guide 1
rock lobster 2
Rock Pops 157
rocket fuel 60
rockfish stomach 104
rockin' wagon 47
rockin' wagon with a fly in it 1
rocky raccoon 591
rocky road ice cream 3
rodeo whiskey 5
rogue swarmer 62
roll in the hay 32
roll of drink tickets 4
roll of meat 28
roll of toilet paper 1,194
roller skate decoy 1
roller skate doll 2
Roman sadnals 19
Rompedores de Fantasmas 141
rook cookie 2
root beer 1
root beer barrel 2
rose 15
rotten tomato 6
rotting beefsteak 1
rotting cowskin 2
rough fish scale 1
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round green sunglasses 23
round purple sunglasses 394
royal jelly 210
royal jelly taco 1
rubber baby doll 1
rubber band gun 29
rubber doll body 75
rubber doll head 89
rubber emo roe 230
rubber gloves 4
rubber nubbin 1
rubber ribcage 3
rubber spatula 1
rubber spider 4
rubber WWBD? bracelet 31
rubber WWJD? bracelet 35
rubber WWSPD? bracelet 39
rubber WWtNSD? bracelet 18
Rubee™ 2
ruby on canes 2
ruby W 327
Ruffalo 1
rum and cola 15
rum barrel charrrm 118
rum barrel charrrm bracelet 2
rum-soaked fruitcake 1
runny fermented egg 4
runny icing 483
runproof mascara 3
Russian Ice 13
rusty bonesaw 3
rusty broken diving helmet 2
rusty chain necklace 69
rusty grave robbing shovel 127
rusty hedge trimmers 20
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