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Display Case for DarkSpuddle (#1437616)
This player is ranked #351 for Most Total Items with a total of 510,820 items.
This player is ranked #313 for Most Unique Items with a total of 2,682 items.

This player is a member of the clan The Meat Packers Union Of Slave Labor.

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DarkSpuddle (#1437616)
This player has 2,682 unique items and 510,820 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"DRINK ME" potion 78
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 60
1/6th Pound Cake 11
1952 Mickey Mantle card 5
4-dimensional fez 62
5-hour acrimony 140
7-inch discus 1
99.44% pure math 22
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes 117
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 4
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 4
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 4
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 3
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 4
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 2
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) 1
A muse-bouche 1
A. W. O. L. commendation 11
abandoned candy 150
abominable blubber 20
actual reality goggles 1
adhesive tape dolly 1
adorable seal larva 2
aerated diving helmet 19
Agent Corrigan's cigarette 13
airplane charter: Spring Break Beach 1
Alewife™ Ale 490
Alice's Army Alchemist 9
Alice's Army booster box 1
Alice's Army Bowman 6
Alice's Army Cleric 8
Alice's Army Coward 3
Alice's Army Dervish 1
Alice's Army Guard 14
Alice's Army Halberder 9
alien drugs 265
alien force field disruptor bean 12
alien source code printout 26
alien source code printout (used) 1
all-year sucker 1
amber aviator shades 65
ammonite candy mold 11
ammonite fossil 75
ancient calendar 1
ancient calendar fragment 8
ancient poisoned dart 30
Ancient Protector Soda 1
Ancient Saucehelm 6
ancient stone fist 181
ancient stone head 69
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 22
ancient vinyl coin purse 110
anemone nematocyst 316
Angelhair Culottes 4
anger blaster 1
Angry Farmer candy 1,665
angst burger 645
Ankh of Badahnkadh 1
anniversary balsa wood socks 1
anniversary burlap belt 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary safety glass vest 1
antimatter wad 7
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 113
antique bottle opener 53
antique painting of a landscape 12
antique pair of blue jeans 69
antique record album 637
antique souvenir drawing 109
aquaviolet jub-jub bird 1
archaeologing shovel 14
Argarggagarg's fang 3
around the world 57
artisanal homebrew gift package 17
artisanal homebrew sampler 3
Artist's Butterknife of Regret 12
Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness 13
Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury 14
Artist's Spatula of Despair 12
Artist's Whisk of Misery 13
asbestos ore 96
ASCII fu manchu 3
Asleep in the Cemetery 55
aspirin 5
Atomic Comic 18
augmented El Vibrato drone 1
augmented-reality shades 219
Aura Libre 1
auxiliary backbone 1
awful poetry journal 1
Ax of L'rose 1
Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth 1
baby cuddlefish 18
baby killer bee 11
backwoods screwdriver 3
bad penguin egg 1
badass pie 13
bag of bones 24
bag of GORF 70
bag of GORP 70
bag of QWOP 70
bag of W&Ws 2,600
baggie of powdered sugar 21,650
ball 55
ballast turtle 12
banana peel 190
banana smoothie 400
banana supersucker 781
banana-frosted king cake 1
bananagate 171
bananarama bangle 2
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 4
baneful bandolier 1
Banfoy's Boutique Order Form 1
Bangyomaman battle juice 14
banjo kazoo mount 10
baobab sap 4
bar whip 1
bark beret 1
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 1
Barney's rake 17
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 3
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 36
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 1
bartender-in-the-box 11
Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler 164
Barulio's bottle 64
bat whip 1
bath ball gift set 13
battered Crimbo Crate 2
battered old top-hat 2
bazookafish bubble gum 496
beautiful rainbow 7
beautiful soup 3
bed of coals 30
Beefy Crunch Pastaco 1
beefy fish meat 81
beer-scented teddy bear 53
beer-soaked mop 11
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 14
beholed bedsheet 6
Beignet Milgranet 1
bejeweled cufflinks 30
belemnite candy mold 20
belemnite fossil 65
Belt of Howling Anger 3
Benetton's Medley of Diversity 9
berries of suffering 57
bewitching boots 1
bezoar ring 1
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 11
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 16
BGE merchandise order form 52
BGE pocket calendar 11
BGE shotglass 59
BGE temporary tattoo 3
BGE tiny plastic toy 2
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 31
big bundle of chamoix 314
big glob of skin 13
big slimy cyst 184
bindle of joy 38
bindlestocking 219
biomechanical crimborg helmet 1
bird rib 11
birdbone corset 19
bishop cookie 8
Bit O' Ectoplasm 300
bit of clingfilm 60
bite-me-red lipstick 409
bitter bowtie 1
BitterSweetTarts 400
BittyCar HotCar 3
BittyCar MeatCar 3
BittyCar SoulCar 3
black lotus 1
black picnic basket 600
black velvet box 1
blank diary 14
blank note 1
blank prescription sheet 164
blended frozen swill 6
blended frozen swill with a fly in it 1
blind-packed capsule toy 626
blind-packed die-cast metal toy 1,316
Bling of the New Wave 3
Blizzards I Have Died In 49
blob of acid 28
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 14
Blood 'n' Plenty 100
blood flower 1
Blood Light 155
blood-red mushroom wine 1
blue class ring 2
Blue Diamond of Honesty 6
blue grass 136
blue plastic baby 1
blue potion 43
blue raspberry troll doll 3
blue tulip 1
blueberry-frosted king cake 6
blunt cat claw 1
bobble-hip hula elf doll 1
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
Boletus Broletus mushroom 11
bone and arrows 5
bone aperitif 61
bone chips 121
bone crusher 4
bone meal 60
bone spurs 4
Bone's Farm "wine" 56
boneana hammock 4
bonedanna 4
bonerang 7
Bonerdagon necklace 1
Bonestabber 1
boning knife 6
bonsai tree 11
booby trap 15
Boots of Twilight Whispers 1
booze-soaked cherry 10
Boozehounds Anonymous token 3
Bordeaux Marteaux 1
borrowed time 54
Boss Bat bling 6
Boss Bat britches 1
Boss Drops 200
bottle of Blank-Out 119
bottle of bubbles 711
bottle of extra-strength melodramamine 37
bottle of fire 825
bottle of Goldschnöckered 17
bottle of limeade 11
bottle of melodramamine 190
bottle of Ooze-O 170
bottle of peppermint schnapps 15
bottle of Pete's Sake 33
bottle of sake 200
bottle of sewage schnapps 1,007
bottle of whiskey 1,000
bottle of wine 78
bottled day 11
boulder 329
bowl of fishysoisse 5
bowl of Jeal-O 371
bowl of petunias 2
box of Dweebs 74,700
box of Familiar Jacks 2
box of hammers 30
box of Pokëmann band-aids 97
box of sunshine 1,100
boxing-glove-in-a-box 1
Brain Food Pastaco 1
BRAINS shorts 42
brainwave-controlled unicorn horn 2
Bram's choker 1
brand new key 29
brass abacus 11
brass dorsal fin 67
brazen bracelet 1
breaded beer 19
breakfast mess 137
breakfast miracle 4
BRICKO airship 1
BRICKO brick 1,675
BRICKO eye brick 1,140
BRICKO pearl 1
BRICKO pyramid 1
BRICKO reactor 26
BRICKO stud 5
brigand brittle 656
brine 200
brittle plastic handle 3
broken beer bottle 1
broken carburetor 1
broken clock 2
broken warbear gyrocopter 1
bronze handcuffs 5
brown crock marble 14
brown pixel 870
brown plastic baby 1
Bruno's blessing of Mars 28
bubble-wrap simulator 76
bubble-wrap simulator (half broken) 1
bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) 1
bubble-wrap simulator (one button left) 1
bubblin' crude 511
bubbling tempura batter 140
bucket of anniversary lard 1
bucket of honey 205
buckyball 37
bugbear detector 1
bugbear purification pill 27
Bulky Buddy Box 14
bull blubber 7
bumblebee marble 1
bunny liver 2
burrowgrub hive 17
burst hellseal brain 89
BURT 54
Burt's blessing of Bacchus 28
bus pass 51
butterfly knife 1
Buttery Knob 60
buzzing mushroom wine 1
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 3
C.B.F.G. 1
C.H.U.M. chum 27
C.H.U.M. knife 29
C.H.U.M. lantern 7
cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 8
Camp Scout pup tent 551
can of CRIMBCOLA 21
can of depilatory cream 33
can of fake snow 1
can of franks 'n' beans 7
can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ 1
can of sterno 15
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 104
can-you-dig-it? 1
Candicaine 1
candied yams 252
candy brain 200
candy cane 26
candy cane candygram 1
candy cigarette 134
candy cornucopia 1
candy crayons 11
candy kneecapping stick 16
candy knuckles 17
candy skeleton 200
candy stake 22
canteen of wine 36
carob chunk noodles 11
Carol of the Bulls 1
Carol of the Hells 1
Carol of the Thrills 1
carrot nose 13
carton of rotten eggs 1,912
cartoon heart 12
catfish whiskers 39
caustic slime nodule 21
Caveman Dan's favorite rock 1
Celsius 233 (singed) 1
Cement Mixer 1
cement sandals 7
censored can label 2
centurion helmet 5
Cerebral Cloche 1
Cerebral Crossbow 1
Cerebral Culottes 1
chainsaw chain 305
Chalice of the Malkovich Prince 1
chamoisole 5
chaos popcorn 111
charpuce jub-jub bird 1
cheap Chinese beer 11
cheap clip-on ninja tie 46
cheap elven gloves 2
cheap plastic kazoo 1
cheezburger 1
chef-in-the-box 11
chef-skull-in-the-box 1
Chester's Aquarius medallion 1
Chester's bag of candy 2
Chester's cutoffs 1
Chester's moustache 2
Chester's muscle shirt 1
Chester's sunglasses 1
chewing gum on a string 510
ChibiBuddy™ (off) 3
children of the candy corn 100
Children's Meal of the Damned 1
chitinous pod 3
choco-Crimbot 2,352
Choco-Mint patty 3
chocolate cigar 235
chocolate disco ball 100
chocolate filthy lucre 400
chocolate pasta spoon 400
chocolate saucepan 100
chocolate seal-clubbing club 400
chocolate stolen accordion 1,000
chocolate turtle totem 100
chocolate-covered caviar 200
chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses 1
chocolate-covered scarab beetle 100
chocolate-frosted king cake 10
Chorale of Companionship 4
Chroner 8
Chroner cross 1
Chroner trigger 1
chunk of depleted Grimacite 19
Cinco Mayo Lager 2
cinnamon troll doll 3
circular CRIMBCOOKIE 12
classy monkey 118
Claw of the Infernal Seal 2
Cloaca Cola Polar 105
Cloaca grenade 200
Cloaca-Cola c-rations 1
Cloaca-Cola knapsack 1
Cloak of Dire Shadows 1
clockwork chef-head-in-the-box 1
clockwork chef-in-the-box 1
clockwork maid 101
clockwork sheet 1
clove-flavored lip balm 16
clown whip 1
club sandwich 30
clumsiness bark 230
coal paperweight 1
Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau 65
Codpiece of the Goblin King 6
coffee pixie stick 12
Coily™ 1
Colander of Em-er'il 4
Cold Hots candy 600
collapsible baton 80
collection of tiny spooky objects 1,544
colored-light "necklace" 1
colorful plastic ball 9,011
Comet Drop 1,400
Comet Pop 11
comfy coffin 45
comfy pillow 29
commemorative war stein 50
complex mushroom wine 1
compressed air canister 1
concentrated garbage juice 2
concoction of clumsiness 100
confusing LED clock 1
control crystal 1
cookie cookie 4
Cool Brunch Pastaco 1
cool cat claw 1
cool whip 1
Copper Alpha of Sincerity 43
copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet 1
corncob pipe 51
corned-beef Reuben 75
cornuthaum 6
Corpse Island iced tea 114
corpse on the beach 66
corpsedriver 160
corpsetini 120
correction fluid 5
corrosive cowl 1
corrupted data 524
corrupted stardust 8
Cosmic Calorie 1,530
cotton candy cocoon 1
cranberry schnapps 11
crappy brain 1,130
crappy waiter disguise 11
crate of firebombs 15
crate of fish meat 1
crayon shavings 78
Crazymaker 1
creepy ginger ale 2
creepy voodoo doll 11
Crepes a la Lune 5
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) 13
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 12
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 11
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 9
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 11
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) 1
CRIMBCO lanyard 1
CRIMBCO mug 102
CRIMBCO scrip 100
CRIMBCO wine 15
CRIMBCOIDS mints 20
CRIMBCOLOAF 17
Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug 2
Crimbo candied pecan 200
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 480
Crimbo Credit 115
Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head 2
Crimbo fudge 200
Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll 2
Crimbo peppermint bark 200
Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer 2
Crimbo tree flocker 2
Crimbo wreath 10
Crimbomega drive chain 1
Crimbomination Contraption 1
Crimbonium fuel rod 146
Crimbot battery 189
Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision 12
Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) 1
Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping 12
Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) 1
Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency 12
Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) 1
Crimbot schematic: Big Head 674
Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel 36
Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher 64
Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper 1
Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw 6
Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter 67
Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder 54
Crimbot schematic: Crab Core 35
Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso 31
Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer 1
Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head 32
Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun 31
Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun 25
Crimbot schematic: Gun Face 1
Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs 61
Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads 51
Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs 653
Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan 41
Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack 1
Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler 6
Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite 70
Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise 568
Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis 170
Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder 33
Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module 69
Crimbot schematic: Power Arm 633
Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler 27
Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head 54
Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis 2
Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator 1
Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker 189
Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt 1
Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun 635
Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet 217
Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis 656
Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet 23
Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower 4
Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm 2
Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs 1
Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball 1
Crimbuck 1,000
crimsilion jub-jub bird 1
croquet hedgehog 1
crotchety pants 1
crowbar 9
Crown of the Goblin King 55
crown-shaped beanie 5
crumbling rat skull 1
crumpled felt fedora 2
crusty hula hoop 18
crystal skeleton vodka 1
crystallized memory 8
CSA all-purpose soap 460
CSA bravery badge 50
CSA cheerfulness ration 58
CSA discount card 204
CSA fire-starting kit 160
CSA obedience grenade 200
CSA scoutmaster's "water" 63
cube of ectoplasm 8
cup of hickory chicory 25
cup of infinite pencils 36
cupcake-in-a-cup 45
cursed breeches 3
cursed cutlass 1
cursed eyepatch 1
cursed scrunchie 32
cyber-mattock 6
cyborg stompin' boot 1
cylindrical mold 111
D roll 670
d10 27
d12 7
d4 42
Daffy Taffy 2,300
damp old wallet 30
dangerous jerkcicle 318
dark baconstone ring 1
dark hamethyst ring 1
dark porquoise ring 1
das boot 37
Deactivated MiniMechaElf 1
dead guy's piece of double-sided tape 1
dead lights pie 7
dead meat bun 6
deadly lampshade 2
death blossom 3
decanter of fine Scotch 4
decaying goldfish liver 521
decaying wooden oar 4
decaying wooden paddle 3
decaying wooden pole 3
decent brain 2,206
deluxe fax machine 3
demon whip 1
demonic surgical gloves 9
Dennis's blessing of Minerva 28
depleted Grimacite astrolabe 2
depleted Grimacite grappling hook 2
depleted Grimacite gravy boat 2
depleted Grimacite hammer 7
depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick 3
depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt 2
depleted uranium seal figurine 2
designer handbag 18
desktop zen garden 2
dethklok 1
detour shield 1
dew yoana lei 12
dew yoana salacious lei 44
diabolical crossbow 1
Dickory Farms Gift Basket 18
dill 600
dinged-up triangle 1
Disco 'Fro Pick 4
disco horoscope (Aquarius) 46
disco horoscope (Aries) 63
disco horoscope (Cancer) 67
disco horoscope (Capricorn) 58
disco horoscope (Gemini) 92
disco horoscope (Leo) 78
disco horoscope (Libra) 91
disco horoscope (Pisces) 64
disco horoscope (Sagittarius) 76
disco horoscope (Scorpio) 79
disco horoscope (Taurus) 76
disco horoscope (Virgo) 86
discocktail 400
Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate 5
dishrag 1
distention pill 40
Divine 1
divine blowout 320
divine can of silly string 332
divine champagne flute 178
divine champagne popper 71
divine cracker 51
divine noisemaker 328
diving muff 4,828
doll house 160
dollar sign 45
dollar-sign bag 85
dollhive 220
dolphin whistle 150
donkey flipbook 1
double-ice gum 20
doubt cannon 1
dove DNA 22
dragon snaps 214
dragonfish caviar 51
Dramatic™ range 11
dreadful box 9
dreadlock whip 1
Dreadsylvanian Almanac page 411
Drizzlers™ Black Licorice 200
droll monocle 86
drone self-destruct chip 9
drop of water-37 120
drum of pomade 1
Drunken Astrophysicist 1
dubious peppermint 240
duct tape 1,150
duct tape wallet 1
dull fish scale 302
dumb mud 7
Dump Truck 9
dungeon dragon chest 3
Dungeon Fist gauntlet 1
dungeoneering kit 26
duonoculars 3
dwarf bread 200
dwarvish war helmet 1
Dyspepsi grenade 200
Earth, Wind and Firewater 1
easter egg balloon 159
Ecto-Cooler 44
ectoplasm au jus 26
eel battery 20
eel sauce 106
eel skin 33
eelskin pants 1
eelskin shield 1
Effermint™ tablets 1,150
effluvious emerald 33
eggman noodles 7
eggnog 38
El Sombrero De Lopez 4
El Vibrato power sphere 21
El Vibrato translator 1
El Vibrato trapezoid 1
Elder Turtle Shell 5
eldritch dough 6
electric crutch 20
electrical thingamabob 18
electronic dulcimer pants 2
elephant stinger 58
elevenderizing hammer 1
elevennis shoes 1
elevent 1
Ellsbury's journal 16
Ellsbury's skull 14
Elron's Explosive Etude 3
elven limbos gingerbread 17
elven cellocello 105
elven hardtack 2,279
elven magi-pack 395
elven medi-pack 485
elven moonshine 5
elven socks 1
elven squeeze 2,405
elven suicide capsule 80
Elvish delight 100
Elvish sunglasses 1
embezzler's oil 1
empty agua de vida bottle 270
Enchanted Flyswatter 2
enchanted leopard-print barbell 19
enchanted muesli 36
Enchanted Plunger 1
Energy Buzz Pastaco 1
equal sign 77
essential cameraderie 99
essential soy 83
essential tofu 161
Event Horizon 1
Everlasting Deckswabber 200
evil teddy bear 18
expensive cigar 3
expired bottle of peppermint schnapps 2
expired can of franks 'n' beans 1
extra-greasy slider 101
extra-see-thru nightie 33
extra-strength red potion 10
extremely skinny jeans 40
eye of the Tiger-lily 57
facehugging alien 673
facsimile dictionary 29
faded green protest sign 1
faded red protest sign 1
fake plastic grass 33
fancy beef jerky 3
fancy black tie 1
fancy blue potion 11
fancy canapés 1
fancy chocolate 5
fancy chocolate car 33
fancy dress ball 34
fancy opera glasses 30
fancy tophat 1
fancy tuxedo pants 1
Fantasma en la Máquina 290
fat bottom quark 361
fat loot token 11
fat stacks of cash 200
FDKOL commendation 2,965
FDKOL hotcakes 120
FDKOL tattoo 2
fear condenser 1
festive holiday hat 2
festive sausage 6
fetid feather 300
Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy 12
Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) 1
fiery wing 350
figurine of a charred seal 58
figurine of a cold seal 80
figurine of a cute baby seal 13
figurine of a shadowy seal 12
figurine of a sleek seal 28
figurine of a slippery seal 5
figurine of a stinking seal 21
figurine of a wretched-looking seal 29
figurine of an ancient seal 24
figurine of an armored seal 11
filth-encrusted futon 54
filthy lucre 100
finger cuffs 1
fire axe 1
fireball 12
fireclutch 41
fireman's helmet 1
fish bazooka 2
fish juice box 93
fish scimitar 5
fishbone belt 1
fishbone bracers 1
fishbone catcher's mitt 1
fishbone corset 1
fishbone facemask 1
fishbone fins 1
fishbone kneepads 1
fishy wand 81
fitness wristband 219
flamin' bindle 28
Flaming Caipiranha 1
flaming feather 300
Flaming Knob 1
Flaming Mohobo 1
Flaming Sazerorc 1
flaming sword 17
flamingo mallet 1
Flan in the Moon 11
flapper floppers 1
flask of mining oil 111
flask of tainted mining oil 636
flat cider 11
flavored foot massage oil 500
flayed mind 27
fleetwood mac 'n' cheese 4
flirtatious feather 200
floaty gravel 9
floaty inverse geode 2
floaty pebbles 183
floaty rock 14
floaty rock helmet 1
floaty rock necklace 1
floaty rock pants 1
floaty sand 34
fluid of fudge-finding 61
flyest of shirts 64
flytrap bezoar 11
flytrap pellet 2,974
foggy glass globe 3
foie gras 400
folder (heavy metal) 12
folder (smiley face) 2
folder (sports car) 13
folder (sportsballs) 22
folder (Stinky Trash Kid) 1
folder (wizard) 1
folder (Yedi) 27
folder (yellow) 1
forbidden danish 1
foreign box 9
forest spirit rattle 17
fossilized baboon skull 50
fossilized bat skull 54
fossilized demon skull 34
fossilized limb 591
fossilized necklace 1
fossilized serpent skull 48
fossilized spider skull 29
fossilized spike 233
fossilized spine 150
fossilized torso 294
fossilized wing 244
fossilized wyrm skull 42
Frat Army FGF 250
frayed rope belt 41
Freddie's blessing of Mercury 28
freezin' bindle 50
French slippers 1
freshwater fishbone 83
Friendliness Beverage 646
friendly cheez blob 14
frightful feather 300
frigid air mattress 52
frigid fudgepuck 214
frog lip-print 28
Fromage Pinotage 1
frostbite-flavored Hob-O 650
frosty halo 5
Frosty's arm 9
Frosty's carrot 1
Frosty's frosty mug 193
Frosty's iceball 1
Frosty's nailbat 2
Frosty's old silk hat 1
Frosty's snowball sack 1
Frown Exerciser 2
frozen banquet 245
frozen danish 1
frozen feather 300
fruitcake 30
fruitfilm 100
fruity girl swill 7
fry-oil-flavored Hob-O 450
Fu Manchu Wax 4
fudge bunny 12
fudge cube 27
Fudge Fiber Armor Plating 8
fudge lily 328
fudge spork 12
fudge-shaped hole in space-time 1,000
fudgecule 6,359
fudgecycle 14
fudgesicle 21
Fudgie Roll 11
fumble formula 2
funhouse mirror 319
furry halo 4
future drug: Coolscaline 133
future drug: Muscularactum 129
future drug: Smartinex 135
fuzzy busby 20
Galapagosian Cuisses 4
Game Grid ticket 5,470
Game Grid token 262
Game Grid valued membership card 1
gamer slurry 35
gamma nog 311
ganger bandana 6
garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O 450
garish pinky ring 22
Garter of the Turtle Poacher 4
gator skin 493
gatorskin umbrella 32
Gauntlets of the Blood Moon 2
gazely stare 3
gearbox necklace 4
Gearhead Goo 4
gelatinous meat mass 22
generic restorative potion 95
ghost beer 18
ghost cucumber 600
Ghost Pinching Quarterly 4
ghost protocol 37
ghost trap 324
ghostly body paint 309
ghostly pickling solution 111
giant breath mint 2
giant clay ashtray 33
giant designer sunglasses 31
giant diamond ring 11
giant fishhook 4
giant glass of brandy 1
giant green gummi bear 34
giant green gummi ingot 71
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giant yellow gummi ingot 64
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gingerbread horror 28
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glob of green slime 1,413
globe of Deep Sauce 200
gloomy black mushroom 11
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glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub 2
glow-in-the-dark wristwatch 2
glowing esca 88
glowing fungus 8
glowing syringe 80
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Gnollish Crossdress 3
Go-Wassail 817
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goblin water 2
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googly-star hat 1
GOTO 11
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government cheese 321
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Greaves of the Murk Lord 5
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gummi belemnite 11
gummi canary 11
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gummi salamander 11
gummi snake 11
gummi trilobite 11
Gummi-DNA 100
gumshoes 1
gun cleaning kit 3
Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom 11
gyroscope 30
hair of the calf 55
hair of the fish 64
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half-orchid 100
halibut 98
hamburger 92
hamlet sandwich 116
hand of Mr. Cards 1
handful of honey 640
handful of juicy garbage 2
handful of napalm 1
handful of numbers 20
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hardened slime belt 4
hardened slime hat 5
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Haunted Sorority House staff guide 378
Haymaker 1
headless sparrow 84
heart of dark chocolate 1
heart of the volcano 31
heavy leather-bound tome 4
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hellseal claw 441
hellseal whisker 441
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hep waders 16
herb brownies 400
herbal stuffing 84
herringcello 103
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hideous egg 11
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high-pressure seltzer bottle 338
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Hippy Army MPE 100
Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians 3
Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) 1
hobo dungarees 1
hobo fortress blueprints 18
hobo nickel 43,000
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Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times 7
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holiday cheese log 5
holiday log 12
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holo-bomber 7
holo-platoon 4
holo-tank 5
home robotics kit 10
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honeypot 5
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ice skate decoy 1
ice skate doll 24
iFlail 1
igloo pie 4
Iiti Kitty Gumdrop 391
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ink bladder 912
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Iron Beta of Industry 43
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ironic oversized sunglasses 8
irradiated candy cane 354
irresistibility potion 226
irritability potion 219
iShield 1
ivory cue ball 4
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Jackass Plumber home game 1
jamfish jam 26
janglin' bones 44
jar full of wind 240
jar of anniversary jam 1
jar of fermented pickle juice 100
jar of psychoses (Jick) 1
jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd) 1
jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith) 2
jar of psychoses (The Old Man) 4
jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist) 2
jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy) 1
java cookie 3
jawbruiser 22
jellyfish gel 23
jerky coins 775
jive turkey leg 138
Jocko Homo's head 5
joybuzzer 1
Junior Adventurer's kit 1
kamicorpse-ee 1
ketchup hound 1
king cookie 21
Kissin' Cousins 31
kite 6
kiwi 320
kiwi beak 82
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knight cookie 20
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Knob Goblin Mutagen 43
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Knob nuts 29
knuckle sandwich 24
kobold kibble 26
Krakrox's Loincloth 2
kumquartz 107
kumquartz ring 2
kumquat supersucker 611
La Fantasma y La Oscuridad 314
La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez 4
large box 43
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law-abiding citizen cane 25
lawn dart 5
lawnmower blade 9
Lead Zeta of Chastity 1
leather aviator's cap 2
leather bookmark 3
Lederhosen of the Night 3
left bracket 105
left parenthesis 568
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leftover canapés 7
leftover Crimbo rations 10
legitimate business on the beach 190
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lemonade marble 3
lesser grodulated violet 200
Let Me Be! 51
letterman's jacket 6
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lint 615
lion oil 11
liquid ice 2
liquid shifting time weirdness 30
little parachute guy 1
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live nautical mine 28
live wire 18
liver and let pie 30
liver popsicle 2
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loadstone 1
Lobos Mints 200
Lobster qua Grill 9
lollipop cufflinks 2
lollipop stick 1,011
loose blade 1
love song of disturbing obsession 1
love song of icy revenge 1
love song of naughty innuendo 1
love song of smoldering passion 1
love song of sugary cuteness 1
love song of vague ambiguity 1
lowercase a 26
lucky bottlecap 43
lucky cat statue 11
lucky cat's paw 6
lucky Crimbo tiki necklace 1
Lucky Surprise Egg 1,000
Ludovico Pastaco 1
Lumineux Limnio 1
lunar isotope 17,803
lupine appetite hormones 50
LWA ring 1
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machetito 2
madius 32
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magical pony: Rosey Cake 1
magical pony: Shutterfly 1
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Mark I Steam-Hat 1
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Mark of the Bugbear 12
Mark of the Ghost 11
Mark of the Skeleton 9
Mark of the Vampire 12
Mark of the Werewolf 12
Mark of the Zombie 9
Mark V Steam-Hat 1
marshmallow flambé 11
Marvin's marvelous pill 13
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massive gemstone 18
Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery 7
Maxing, Relaxing 77
meat golem 10
meat st‰¿bing club 225
Meatcleaver 1
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medium slimy cyst 36
melon-infused sake 5
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memory of a CA base pair 1
memory of a CG base pair 1
memory of a G 167
memory of a T 8
memory of an A 36
memory of an AT base pair 146
memory of some delicious amino acids 698
Mer-kin begsign 9
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Mer-kin cancerstick 3
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Mer-kin cooljuice 21
Mer-kin darkbook 7
Mer-kin digpick 99
Mer-kin dragbelt 7
Mer-kin eyeglasses 3
Mer-kin fastjuice 235
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Mer-kin fitbrine 45
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Mer-kin gutgirdle 5
Mer-kin healscroll 431
Mer-kin hidepaint 141
Mer-kin hookspear 212
Mer-kin killscroll 202
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Mer-kin lipstick 12
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Mer-kin prayerbeads 79
Mer-kin pressureglobe 410
Mer-kin ragejuice 39
Mer-kin roundshield 54
Mer-kin smartjuice 21
Mer-kin sneakmask 34
Mer-kin stopwatch 5
Mer-kin strongjuice 33
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Mer-kin thingpouch 1,394
Mer-kin wordquiz 2
Mer-kin worktea 10
mermaid's purse 119
Mesmereyes™ contact lenses 109
Meteoid ice beam 1
Microplushie: Bropane 1
Microplushie: Dorkonide 1
Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid 1
Microplushie: Fauxnerditide 1
Microplushie: Gothochondria 1
Microplushie: Hippylase 1
Microplushie: Hobomosome 1
Microplushie: Otakulone 1
Microplushie: Raverdrine 2
Microplushie: Sororitrate 1
midget clownfish 17
Milk Studs 2,795
mime soul fragment 33
mind flayer corpse 3
Mini-Crimbot crate 8
miniature boiler 4
miniature coffin 8
miniature stuffed Goth Giant 1
Miniborg beeper 1
Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot 3
Miniborg hiveminder 1
Miniborg laser 1
Miniborg stomper 1
Miniborg strangler 1
minin' dynamite 209
Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow 1
mirrored aviator shades 2
misfit dolly 1
misfit hobby horse 2
misfit teddy bear 1
Missing Eye Simulation Device 1
missing wine 4
Misty Cape 13
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Misty Robe 37
moist sack 7
moist sailor's cap 31
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molten medallion 1
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monster pants 1
monstrous monocle 1
Moon Pie 5
Moonthril Schnapps 5
Mortimer's nostrum 50
Morto Moreto 1
mostly rat-hide leggings 1
mother's secret recipe 19
motivational poster 31
Mr. Haggis 2,504
Mr. Joe's bangles 52
Mr. Mediocrebar 1,500
Ms. Accessory 1
mulled cider 100
mummy costume 400
Murderer's Punch 4
musty moccasins 1
mylar scout drone 6
mysterious present 861
mysterious silver lapel pin 1
nanite-infested candy cane 341
nanite-infested eggnog 25
nanite-infested fruitcake 34
nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear 41
nastygeist 272
natto marble soda 24
natto pocky 24
natto-infused sake 27
Necbro wafers 200
necrotizing body spray 200
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neurostim pill 169
neutron lollipop 311
New Zealand iced tea 620
newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp 1
Newman's Own Trousers 7
Nickel Gamma of Frugality 5
night-vision goggles 11
Nightstalker perfume 57
ninja carabiner 1
ninja crampons 1
ninja rope 1
ninjammies 1
non-aged vinegar 208
non-stick pugil stick 1
Northern pemmican 400
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I 605
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II 563
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III 621
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV 90
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V 72
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI 99
novelty tattoo sleeves 11
NPZR chemistry set 200
Nuclear Blastball 1
nugget of Crimbonium 1,886
numberwang 2
nurse's hat 62
nut-shaped Crimbo cookie 17
obnoxious riddle 11
occult jelly donut 1
octopus's spade 82
Oh, the Humanitini 1
oil of oiliness 1,025
oil-filled donut 3
oily golden mushroom 3
Okee-Dokee soda 10
Ol' Scratch's ash can 2
Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork 4
Ol' Scratch's manacles 4
Ol' Scratch's ol' britches 1
Ol' Scratch's salad fork 190
Ol' Scratch's stove door 1
Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat 2
old bronzer 1
old coin purse 75
old eyebrow pencil 1
old leather wallet 75
old rosewater cream 1
old school calculator watch 1
old school flying disc 5
old school Mafia knicke½æ 38
old sweatpants 29
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oozenog 10
orange leather lanyard 32
orange popsicle 2
Orange Star of Sacrifice 11
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Orcish meat locker 9
orcish rubber 1
orcish stud-finder 1
ornamental sextant 2
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Oscus's flypaper pants 2
Osk'r Chow 3
outlaw bandana 65
overcookie 33
overpowering mushroom wine 1
P.B.L.T. 312
Pack of Alice's Army Cards 344
pack of pogs 884
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packet of dragon's teeth 1
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packet of pumpkin seeds 1
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pair of government shades 11
pair of pearidot earrings 3
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pair of ragged claws 7
palm-frond whip 1
Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster 19
panhandle panhandling hat 71
paperclip 220
paranormal ricotta 5
parasitic claw 2
parasitic headgnawer 1
parasitic strangleworm 1
parasitic tentacles 1
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patent antipsychotics 1
patent leather shoes 3
pawn cookie 900
PB&BP 24
peanut brittle shield 45
pear supersucker 11
pearidot 77
pebblebräu 5
PEEZ dispenser 2,287
pencil kunai 1
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penguin focaccia bread 95
penguin thesaurus 4
penguin whip 1
Penultimate Fantasy chest 3,000
Peppermint Pip Packet 1
peppermint rhino baby 1
peppermint sprout 80
peppermint tailings 3,397
percent sign 329
perl necklace 5
pernicious cudgel 1
perpendicular guano 23
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pet rock 12
petit 4.1 12
petit fortran 4
petrified wood 400
philosopher's scone 48
phish stick 3
physiostim pill 314
picky tweezers 2
picture of a dead guy's girlfriend 5
Piddles 1,000
piece of after eight 200
pig-iron bracers 5
pig-iron helm 2
pig-iron shinguards 4
pile of gold coins 8
pile of loose snow 3
pile of useless robot parts 6
pilgrim shield 1
Pink Heart of Spirit 3
pink pinkslip slip 1
pink plastic baby 1
pink-belly slapper 8
piping organ pie 3
pirate cream pie 20
pixel chain whip 9
pixel cross 2,604
pixel holy water 2,679
pixel morning star 11
pixel orb 13
pixel power cell 11
pixel stopwatch 36
pixel whip 13
pixellated candy heart 2,606
pixellated moneybag 2,628
Plague of Locusts 1
plaid cowboy hat 47
plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook 1
plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat 1
plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask 1
plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards 1
plastic Crimbo reindeer 10
plastic cup of beer 337
plastic cup of flat beer 49
plastic ingot 11
plastic spider ring 1
pocket ace 55
Pocket Square of Loathing 10
pocketwatch on a chain 23
pog #01 (spider) 4
pog #02 (Knob goblin) 4
pog #03 (warwelf) 3
pog #04 (skleleton) 3
pog #06 (filthy hippy) 4
pog #07 (orcish frat boy) 2
pog #08 (hellion) 2
pog #09 (pirate) 2
pog #10 (hobo) 6
pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) 2
pointy red hat 4
poison pen 33
poisonous caviar 286
Pokëmann band-aid 3
Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip 3
Pokëmann figurine: Duck 4
Pokëmann figurine: Frank 1
Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump 10
Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking 1
Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan 6
Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap 6
Pokëmann figurine: Moog 1
Pokëmann figurine: Nothing 5
Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu 1
Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth 1
Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf 7
Pokëmann figurine: Twitter 6
Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite 5
Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth 7
Polka Pop 500
poodle skirt 4
pool of liquid metal 80
popsicle stick 23
pork elf goodies sack 129
porquoise bracelet 3
portable Othello set 1
portable photocopier 186
portable table 136
possessed top 32
pottery barn owl figurine 1
pottery club 2
pottery hat 1
pottery shield 1
pottery training pants 1
pottery yo-yo 2
powdered candy sushi set 111
powdered donut 126
powdered sealbone 5
powdered wig 25
Prelude of Precision 4
press-on ribs 339
pressurized potion of perception 93
pressurized potion of perspicacity 42
pressurized potion of pneumaticity 28
pressurized potion of proficiency 58
pressurized potion of puissance 20
pressurized potion of pulchritude 37
pretty bouquet 22
pretty flower 230
pristine fish scale 30
propeller beanie 2
protein paste 36
pteruges 5
puff of smoke 1,002
pufferfish spine 184
pulsing flesh 11
pumpkin 27
pumpkin beer 320
pumpkin pie 1
pumpkinhead mask 300
purple corpsel 1
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purple prose pen 72
PVC staff 2
pygmy dart 29
pygmy papers 45
quantum nanopolymer spider web 18
quantum taco 2,200
quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments 2
queen cookie 68
Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit 11
rack of dinosaur ribs 18
radiation-resistant helmet 85
radiator heater shield 35
raffle prize box 1
raisin 33
Ralph IX cognac 9
rat carcass 98
rattail whip 1
rattler rattle 151
ravenous eye 1
razor-tipped yo-yo 26
record of infuriating silence 2
record of infuriating silence (used) 1
record of menacing silence 1
record of menacing silence (used) 1
record of tranquil silence 1
record of tranquil silence (used) 1
recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity 1,460
recording of Chorale of Companionship 2,549
recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad 17,910
recording of Elron's Explosive Etude 1,430
recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration 929
recording of Prelude of Precision 1,474
recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto 40
recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder 1,369
red and green rain stick 1
Red Balloon of Valor 1
red China marble 32
red drunki-bear 11
red gummi ingot 623
Red Pill 21
red plastic baby 1
red potion 11
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red tulip 1
red wagon 14
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red-headed corpse 1
red-hot medallion 1
reflection of a map 38
regret hose 1
residual zeal 3
respected companion biscuit 181
Retenez L'Herbe Paté 9
returned Thinknerd package 12
rhinoceros horn 11
rib of the Bonerdagon 9
ribbon candy 300
rickety old unicycle 2
ridiculous belt 1
ridiculous cocktail 55
ridiculous earring 3
ridiculous sandwich 33
ridiculous sunglasses 1
right half of a heart necklace 1
right parenthesis 210
rigid carapace 20
ring of aggravate monster 2
robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N. 41
robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T. 42
robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D. 42
robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R. 42
robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. 45
robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. 44
robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E. 1
robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. 44
robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H. 42
robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N. 43
robotronic egg 200
Rock Pops 800
rocket fuel 76
rockfish stomach 193
Rogue Windmill Rouge 1
roll of Hob-Os 1,209
roller skate decoy 1
roller skate doll 32
Roman sadnals 25
Rompedores de Fantasmas 324
rook cookie 10
root beer 3
rope with some soap on it 1
rose 2
rough fish scale 237
round blue bomb 69
royal jelly 2
rubber band gun 1
ruby on canes 3
Russian Ice 22
rusted-out shootin' iron 36
rusty bonesaw 3
rusty broken diving helmet 24
rusty chain necklace 21
rusty compass 25
rusty hedge trimmers 18
rusty metal greaves 23
rusty metal ring 2
rusty metal shaft 4
rusty old lantern 2
rusty piece of rebar 28
rusty porthole 28
rusty rivet 186
rusty speargun 19
rusty valve wheel 6
rxr shield 1
s'more 176
s'more gun 11
S.A.V.E. flyer 609
Saccharine Maple pendant 1
sack lunch 254
Safari Jack's moustache 5
Saison du Lune 5
salacious lychee chuhai 28
salacious screwdiver 23
salinated mint julep 1,082
Salsa de las Epocas 11
salt wages 476
salt water taffy 41
sand dollar 7,370
sandwich of the gods 24
sawblade shield 2
Scalp of Gorgolok 1
Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince 1
Schrödinger's thermos 1,100
scintillating powder 2
scissor duck 1
scorpion whip 1
scotch on the rocks 17
scrap of sticky paper 1
screwdiver 11
scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff 5
scroll of Puddingskin 5
scrunchie tourniquet 26
Scuba Snack 13
sea avocado 13
sea blueberry 470
sea broccoli 538
sea carrot 2
sea cauliflower 478
sea cucumber 4
sea grease 42
sea honeydew 62
sea lace 44
sea lychee 45
sea persimmon 566
sea radish 33
sea salt crystal 590
sea salt scrubs 82
sea tangelo 1
seal-blubber candle 300
seal-brain elixir 100
sealhide belt 1
sealhide buckler 1
sealhide cloak 1
sealhide gloves 1
sealhide hood 1
sealhide leggings 1
sealhide moccasins 1
sealhide whip 1
sealskin drum 1
seaode 839
seared dino steak 1
seaweed 69
secret from the future 10
secret mummy herbs and spices 89
security flashlight 479
Senior Mints 200
Sensual Massage for Creeps 47
sentient meat mass 1
servo-assisted exo-pants 87
severed rocking horse head 1
sewer nuggets 100
sewer wad 1,472
shadowy cat claw 1
shaking skull 1
sham champagne 46
shapeless wide-brimmed hat 2
shard of double-ice 1,015
shark cartilage 300
shark jumper 13
shark tooth 7
shark tooth necklace 1
Shield of Icy Fate 4
shimmering tendrils 9
shining halo 6
shiny stones 86
shiny tribal beads 239
Shivering Chèvre 62
shock belt 3
shoo-fish pie 11
shot of grapefruit schnapps 15,868
shot of mescal 228
Shot of the Living Dead 1
shrapnel jelly donut 1
shredded hellseal hide 68
silent beret 1
silent pea shooter 104
Silver Bullet beer 65
silver cheese-slicer 4
silver keg 18
silver paté knife 2
silver salt-shaker 1
silver shotgun shell 144
simple AI 22
Sinful Desires 1
single-serving herbal stuffing 1
sinister altar fragment 7
sinister ancient tablet 1
sinister demon mask 1
six tiny wedges of goat cheese 675
Sizzling Sinner 1
skate blade 42
skate board 72
skate skates 210
skate skin 923
skelelton spine 177
skeletal banana 31
skeletal scabbard 1
skeleton 1,231
skeleton quiche 1
skeleton skis 1
skull capacitor 7
skulldozer egg 1
Skullery Maid's Knee 2
Skullhead's Screw 11
Skully's hot chocolate 3
slab of sponge 276
sleazy bindle 35
sleep mask 2
sleeping stocking 186
sleeping wereturtle 1
sleeve deuce 806
slice of pizza 173
slick fish meat 81
slime convention coupons 1,587
slime convention flyers 1,587
slime convention pin 1,587
slime convention swag bag 2,117
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Trivial Avocations Card: When? 28
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warbear whosit 1,196
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world's most unappetizing beverage 8
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Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher 162
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your own black heart 71
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Zu Mannkäse Dienen 106
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