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shkspr (#1443477)

This player has 4,505 unique items and 361,584 total items in his/her display case.

	Item	Quantity
	"DRINK ME" potion	816
	"KICK ME" sign	196
	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
	1,970 carat gold	14
	1-ball	3
	1.21 jigawatts	1
	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	3
	1952 Mickey Mantle card	16
	2-ball	3
	3-ball	3
	30669 scroll	2
	33398 scroll	212
	334 scroll	35
	37x37x37 puzzle cube	2
	4-ball	3
	4-d camera	48
	4-dimensional guitar	2
	4:20 bomb	1
	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
	5-ball	3
	5-hour acrimony	1
	6-ball	3
	64067 scroll	1
	668 scroll	2
	7-ball	3
	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	2
	8-ball	497
	8-bit banana	6
	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	2
	a butt tuba	2
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
	a little sump'm sump'm	2
	A muse-bouche	6
	abandoned candy	2
	abominable blubber	23
	abominable snowcone	1
	abstraction: action	18
	abstraction: category	14
	abstraction: certainty	23
	abstraction: perception	5
	abstraction: purpose	7
	abstraction: sensation	12
	abstraction: thought	9
	accidental cider	2
	accord ion	2
	Accordion of Jordion	2
	accordionoid rocca	3
	acid-squirting flower	8
	acoustic guitarrr	6
	actual blood sausage	1
	actual reality goggles	1
	actual tapas	1
	adder	1,006
	adder bladder	395
	adorable seal larva	5
	aerated diving helmet	4
	aerogel accordion	1
	aerogel akubra	1
	aerogel anvil	1
	aerogel ascot	1
	Affirmation Cookie	1
	Afternoon Delight	1
	Aggressive Carrot	2
	agua de vida	2
	airblaster gun	1
	albatross necklace	1
	Alewife™ Ale	1
	Alice's Army Alchemist	14
	Alice's Army Bowman	13
	Alice's Army Cleric	13
	Alice's Army Coward	12
	Alice's Army Dervish	11
	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
	Alice's Army Guard	13
	Alice's Army Halberder	3
	Alice's Army Hammerman	13
	Alice's Army Horseman	12
	Alice's Army Lanceman	3
	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	14
	Alice's Army Martyr	11
	Alice's Army Ninja	13
	Alice's Army Nurse	14
	Alice's Army Page	14
	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	15
	Alice's Army Sniper	11
	Alice's Army Spearsman	3
	Alice's Army Swordsman	2
	Alice's Army Wallman	13
	alien animal goo	24
	alien drugs	3
	alien meat	1
	alien plant goo	23
	alien source code printout (used)	1
	all-purpose cleaner	399
	all-purpose flower	1
	all-year sucker	1
	almost-dead walkie-talkie	1
	alphabet gum	7
	alpine watercolor set	1
	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	2
	amber aviator shades	1
	ammonite fossil	1
	amok putter	1
	Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	1
	amulet of extreme plot significance	327
	Amulet of Yendor	1
	ancient calendar fragment	1
	ancient frozen dinner	1
	ancient ice cream scoop	1
	ancient Magi-Wipes	521
	ancient medicinal herbs	1
	ancient pills	1
	ancient poisoned dart	2
	Ancient Protector Soda	1
	ancient protein powder	2
	Ancient Saucehelm	4
	ancient spice	777
	ancient stone fist	2
	ancient stone head	2
	ancient turtle shell helmet	1
	ancient turtle shell powder	1
	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
	anemone nematocyst	1
	Angelhair Culottes	2
	Angry Farmer candy	2,236
	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	2
	angry inch	1
	angst burger	1
	Ankh of Badahnkadh	2
	anniversary balloon	16
	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
	anniversary burlap belt	1
	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
	anniversary concrete fedora	1
	anniversary pewter cape	1
	anniversary safety glass vest	1
	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
	annoying pitchfork	5
	ant agonist	518
	ant antidepressant	2
	ant hoe	2
	ant pick	2
	ant pitchfork	2
	ant rake	2
	ant sickle	2
	anti-anti-antidote	2
	anticheese	2
	antique accordion	2
	antique bottle of cough syrup	2
	antique greaves	2
	antique hand mirror	22
	antique helmet	2
	antique machete	229
	antique packet of ketchup	2
	antique shield	2
	antique souvenir drawing	1
	antique spear	2
	Argarggagarg's fang	5
	armgun	2
	around the world	1
	arrowgram	1,345
	arrrgyle socks	2
	Arrrmetia trading card	1
	asbestos apron	1
	asbestos crossbow	1
	asbestos crossbow string	1
	asbestos helmet turtle	1
	asbestos ore	2
	asbestos staff	2
	asbestos sword	2
	ASCII shirt	8
	Asleep in the Cemetery	6
	asparagus knife	222
	asparagus lo mein	1
	aspirin	3
	assassin's cheese knife	34
	asshat	1
	asteroid belt	1
	astral mushroom	2
	attorney's badge	1
	augmented-reality shades	1
	autocalliope	1
	awful poetry journal	155,605
	Aye Aye	1
	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
	bätzle	1
	baby cuddlefish	1
	baby killer bee	2
	baby oil shooter	1
	babycakes	1
	BACON	1
	bacon bath ball	2
	baconstone	2
	baconstone earring	1
	baconstone pendant	1
	baconstone ring	1
	bad-ass club	1
	badass belt	20
	badge of authority	1
	badger badge	1
	bag of airline peanuts	62
	bag of bones	1
	bag of Cheat-Os	2
	bag of foreign bribes	1
	bag of GORF	1
	bag of GORP	1
	bag of gross foreign snacks	1
	bag of lard	2
	bag of many confections	1
	bag of park garbage	1
	bag of pygmy blood	1
	bag of QWOP	1
	bag of random words	5
	bag of W&Ws	1
	baggie of powdered sugar	362
	bakelite backpack	1
	bakelite badge	1
	bakelite belt	1
	bakelite bowl	1
	bakelite breeches	1
	bakelite brooch	1
	balaclava	2
	balaclava baklava	1
	ball	2
	balloon helmet	2
	balloon monkey	2
	balloon shield	1
	balloon sword	1
	ballroom blintz	1
	balsa plank	1
	banana	10
	banana cream pie	2
	banana daiquiri	1
	banana peel	5
	banana smoothie	5
	banana spritzer	1
	banana supersucker	1
	banana-frosted king cake	9
	bananagate	1
	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	3
	Bangyomaman battle juice	23
	banjo kazoo mount	1
	bar skin	421
	barbed-wire fence	2
	bargain flash powder	1
	bark beret	1
	bark boxers	1
	bark bracelet	1
	bark rootbeer	1
	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	5
	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
	barrel beryl	1
	barrel cracker	1
	barrel gun	186
	barrel pickle	1
	barrel-aged martini	1
	barrrnacle	2
	barskin buckler	1
	barskin cloak	1
	barskin hat	1
	barskin loincloth	1
	barskin tent	1
	bartender-in-the-box	1
	basaltamander tongue	1
	baseball	2
	Bash-Ōs cereal	2
	basic meat helmet	1
	basic meat kilt	2
	basic meat pants	1
	basic meat spork	1
	basic meat staff	1
	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	29
	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	9
	Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy	18
	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	17
	bat guano	541
	bat haggis	1
	bat hat	1
	bat wing	966
	bat wing kabob	1
	bat-ass leather jacket	1
	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
	batblade	2
	batgut	990
	bath ball gift set	3
	battered Crimbo Crate	13
	battered hubcap	1
	Battlie Light Saver	1
	bazookafish bubble gum	8
	Beach Buck	1
	beach glass bead	2
	beach glass necklace	1
	bean burrito	2
	beanbag chair	2
	beard incense	1
	beaten-up Chucks	2
	beaver spear	3
	beavermouth	1
	bed of coals	2
	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	1
	beefy fish meat	2
	beefy pill	1
	beer basted brat	1
	beer bomb	870
	beer bong	2
	beer cartilage	1
	beer helmet	2
	beer lens	2
	beer-a-pult	1
	beer-battered accordion	2
	beer-soaked mop	2
	beertini	2
	beery blood	1
	Beignet Milgranet	2
	bejeweled accordion strap	1
	bejeweled cufflinks	2
	bejeweled pledge pin	2
	belemnite fossil	1
	bellhop bell	1
	bellhop's hat	1
	Ben-Gal™ Balm	2
	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	2
	bent scrap metal	1
	Better Than Cuddling Cake	31
	Bettie page	1
	bezoar ring	1
	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	2
	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	2
	BGE merchandise order form	3
	BGE pocket calendar	1
	BGE shotglass	1
	BGE temporary tattoo	2
	BGE tiny plastic toy	11
	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	3
	big bad voodoo mask	2
	big bass drum	2
	big boom	2
	big dribbly candle	1
	Big Punk	1
	big red clown nose	2
	big rock	2
	big stick	1
	big stirring stick	1
	bigger stick	2
	bilge wine	1
	bindlestocking	2
	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
	bird rib	2
	birdbone corset	2
	birthday party jellybean cheesecake	2
	bit of clingfilm	6
	bit-o-cactus	680
	bite-me-red lipstick	2
	BitterSweetTarts	2
	BittyCar MeatCar	1
	Bjorn's Hammer	2
	black & tan	2
	black and white cracker	1
	Black Angus blackburger	1
	black belt	1
	black blade	1
	Black Body™ spray	1
	black brandy	1
	black candy heart	1
	black cherry soda	1
	black cloak	1
	black cowboy hat	1
	black eye shadow	1
	black eyedrops	2
	black facepaint	1
	black forest cake	2
	black forest ham	2
	black friar's tonsure	184
	black gold	2
	black greaves	3
	black helmet	3
	black kettle drum	2
	black label	1
	black magic powder	159
	black mana	1
	Black No. 2	2
	black paisley oyster egg	1
	black pension check	1
	black pepper	2
	black picnic basket	1
	black pixel	1,054
	black plastic oyster egg	1
	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
	black pudding	2
	black sheepskin diploma	1
	black shield	2
	black slime glob	1
	black snake skin	2
	black snowcone	1
	black spot	2
	black striped oyster egg	1
	black sword	2
	black velvet box	1
	black-and-blue light	1,237
	blackberry	2
	blackberry combat boots	5
	blackberry moccasins	2
	blackberry polite	3
	blackberry slippers	3
	Blackfly Chardonnay	2
	blank diary	1
	Blatantly Canadian	1
	blended frozen swill	2
	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	1
	blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail	1
	Bling of the New Wave	2
	Blizzards I Have Died In	3
	blob of acid	21
	blob of Alphredo™	1
	blob of wood glue	1
	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	8
	blood flower	1
	Blood Light	2
	blood of the Wereseal	1
	blood snowcone	1
	blood-soaked sponge cake	1
	bloodied surgical dungarees	1
	bloodstain stick	1
	bloody beer	2
	bloody clown pants	2
	bloody mary	2
	Bloody Nora	1
	blowdart	1
	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
	blue glowstick	1
	blue grass	1
	blue mana	1
	blue money bag	10
	blue oyster badge	219
	blue paisley oyster egg	1
	blue pixel	958
	blue pixel potion	1
	blue plasma ball	1,125
	blue plastic baby	1
	blue plastic oyster egg	1
	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
	blue potion	1
	blue raspberry troll doll	1
	blue shell	1
	blue snowcone	31
	blue striped oyster egg	1
	blue suede shoes	1
	blue-frosted astral cupcake	2
	blundarrrbus	1
	blunt icepick	1
	body spradium	1
	Bohemian rhapsody	1
	boilermaker	2
	boiling broth	1
	bone abacus	2
	bone and arrows	1
	bone aperitif	2
	bone bandoneon	1
	bone bons	1
	bone chips	1
	bone collar	1
	bone crusher	1
	bone flute	2
	bone meal	1
	bone rattle	2
	bone spurs	1
	Bone's Farm "wine"	2
	boneana hammock	1
	bonedanna	1
	bonerang	1
	Bonerdagon necklace	2
	boning knife	1
	booby trap	9
	book of facts (dog-eared)	1
	book of matches	1
	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	3
	boot knife	1
	BOOterfinger	1
	booty chest charrrm	2
	booty chest charrrm bracelet	1
	Boozehounds Anonymous token	2
	Bordeaux Marteaux	2
	borg sock monkey	5
	boring spaghetti	2
	Boris's key lime pie	5
	borrowed time	9
	Boss Bat bling	7
	Boss Bat britches	3
	bottle of alcohol	2
	bottle of Amontillado	1
	bottle of antifreeze	2
	bottle of black cat tonic	2
	bottle of Blank-Out	1
	bottle of bubbles	2
	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	2
	bottle of cooking sherry	2
	bottle of Crimbognac	1
	bottle of Definit	1
	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	2
	bottle of fire	1
	bottle of fruity "wine"	1
	bottle of gin	2
	bottle of goofballs	329
	bottle of gregnadigne	1
	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	2
	bottle of laundry sherry	1
	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
	bottle of lighter fluid	1
	bottle of melodramamine	1
	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	2
	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
	bottle of novelty hot sauce	2
	bottle of Ooze-O	46
	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
	bottle of Pete's Sake	1
	bottle of Pinot Renoir	2
	bottle of pirate juice	2
	bottle of popskull	2
	bottle of Red-Out	14
	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
	bottle of rum	2
	bottle of sake	2
	bottle of sewage schnapps	220
	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	4
	bottle of tequila	2
	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	2
	bottle of vodka	2
	bottle of whiskey	2
	bottle of wine	1
	bottle opener belt buckle	2
	bottled day	2
	bottled inspiration	1
	bottled swamp gas	1
	bouquet of circular saw blades	4
	bow staff	1
	bowl of Bounty-Os	1
	bowl of cottage cheese	2
	bowl of eyeballs	1
	bowl of fishysoisse	1
	bowl of Jeal-O	1
	bowl of maggots	1
	bowl of marinade	1
	bowl of rye sprouts	1
	bowlegged pants	1
	bowler	1
	Bowlet	1
	bowling ball	1
	box	2
	box of bear arms	1
	box of Dweebs	1
	box of Familiar Jacks	2
	box of Gratitude chocolates	2
	box of hammers	1
	box of sunshine	7,756
	box turtle	1
	box-in-the-box	1
	boxed champagne	2
	boxed wine	2
	boxing glove	2
	boxing glove on a spring	1
	brain preservation fluid	6
	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	2
	brains casserole	1
	BRAINS shorts	2
	Bram's choker	2
	brass bung spigot	1
	brass gear	1,158
	brass stinger	1
	bread line	1
	bread mold	1
	breadchucks	1
	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	1
	breakfast mess	198
	breakfast miracle	1
	breath mint	1
	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	3
	brick	303
	brick of sand	2
	BRICKO bat	2
	BRICKO brick	18,292
	BRICKO elephant	2
	BRICKO eye brick	4,635
	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
	BRICKO hat	3
	BRICKO octopus	2
	BRICKO ooze	2
	BRICKO oyster	1
	BRICKO pants	3
	BRICKO pyramid	1
	BRICKO python	2
	BRICKO reactor	31
	BRICKO stud	3
	BRICKO sword	3
	BRICKO turtle	2
	briefcase	1
	brigand brittle	839
	Brimstone Boxers	1
	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
	brine	2
	broken BRICKO brick	4
	broken high-temperature mining drill	16
	broken skull	2
	broken sword	2
	bronze breastplate	2
	bronze polish	5
	bronzed locust	2
	BROS Energy Drink	1
	brown felt tophat	6
	brown paper bag mask	2
	brown paper pants	1
	brown sugar cane	2
	browser cookie	1
	bubble bauble bow	1
	BUBBLE GUM	3
	bubblegum heart	1
	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	3
	bubblewrap ore	2
	bubblin' chemistry solution	16
	bubblin' crude	200
	bubbly potion	2
	bucket of anniversary lard	1
	bucket of fish juice	3
	bucket of honey	2
	bucket of wine	1
	buckler buckle	2
	buckyball	1
	buffalo blade	1
	buffalo dime	1
	bugbear beanie	2
	bugbear bungguard	2
	Bugbearclaw Donut	1
	Bulky Buddy Box	2
	bull blubber	4
	bullet-proof corduroys	2
	bum cheek	2
	bunch of bananas	3
	bunch of square grapes	2
	bungle in the jungle	2
	bunny liver	1
	buoybottoms	2
	burning newspaper	1
	burnt flower	1
	burrowgrub hive	1
	burst hellseal brain	1
	BURT	1
	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	1
	bus pass	550
	Bustle Hustler	1
	butterfly knife	1
	button rouge	78
	buzzard feather	1
	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	3
	C.B.F.G.	1
	C.H.U.M. chum	1
	C.H.U.M. knife	11
	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
	cactus fruit	2
	cactus monocle	1
	calavera concertina	1
	calle de miel	1
	Camp Scout pup tent	1
	can of Binarrrca	2
	can of black paint	1
	can of CRIMBCOLA	1
	can of drain cleaner	6
	can of fake snow	1
	can of franks 'n' beans	2
	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	2
	can of maces	2
	can of Minions-Be-Gone	1
	can of Red Minotaur	9
	can of spinach	3
	can of starch	1
	can of sterno	2
	can of Swiller	2
	can of the cheapest beer	1
	can of V-11	2
	can-can-in-a-can	2
	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	12
	candied bolts	1
	candied kobold	12
	candied sweet potatoes	1
	candied yam pinky ring	1
	candied yams	2
	Candy Alexander	1
	candy brain	1
	candy cane	15
	candy cane candygram	1
	candy carrot cake	1
	candy cigarette	1
	candy kneecapping stick	1
	candy knife	3
	candy knuckles	2
	candy skeleton	1
	candy stake	2
	cane-mail pants	1
	cannonball charrrm	610
	canopic jar	1
	canteen of wine	2
	cap gun	1
	captured boozles	5
	carbonated soy milk	2
	carbonated water lily	2
	cardboard box turtle	1
	cardboard katana	2
	cardboard ore	2
	cardboard wakizashi	2
	caret	1
	carob chunk cookies	1
	carob chunk noodles	2
	carob chunks	1
	carton of gaspers	2
	carton of rotten eggs	1
	carton of snake milk	1
	cartoon heart	1
	cashew	2
	casino pass	2
	cast	598
	cat appendix	2
	catfish whiskers	1
	catgut	479
	catgut taco	2
	catskin buckler	2
	catskin cap	1
	celestial squid ink	1
	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
	cement sandals	1
	censored can label	6
	centipede eggs	2
	chainsaw chain	2
	chakra malt	2
	chakra sludge	1
	chakra-mental wine	2
	chalk chalice	1
	chaos butterfly	2
	chaos popcorn	2
	charged magnet	1
	Charity's choker	4
	charming flute	2
	charpuce jub-jub bird	1
	charrrm bracelet	1
	cheap Chinese beer	1
	cheap cigar butt	2
	cheap clip-on ninja tie	7
	cheap elven gloves	2
	cheap plastic blowgun	1
	cheap studded belt	1,109
	cheap sunglasses	1
	cheap toaster	1
	cheer-o-gram	1
	chef's hat	2
	chef-in-the-box	2
	cherry	2
	cherry pie	2
	Chester's moustache	1
	chewable paper	1
	chewing gum on a string	2
	chicle de salchicha	1
	child-sized dracula cloak	6
	chintzy saucepan earring	1
	chintzy turtle brooch	2
	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	539
	chloroform rag	2
	choco-Crimbot	1
	Choco-Mint patty	1
	chocolate bath ball	1
	chocolate cigar	1
	chocolate filthy lucre	2
	chocolate pasta spoon	1
	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	4
	chocolate-frosted king cake	2
	chopsticks	2
	Chorale of Companionship	1
	chorizo brownies	1
	chorizo taco	2
	chrome crossbow	1
	chrome ore	5
	chrome staff	2
	chrome sword	3
	chrome sword hilt	1
	Chroner	1
	chunk of depleted Grimacite	2
	chunk of hot iron	1
	chunk of rock salt	1
	cigar box turtle	1
	cigarette lighter	1
	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
	cinnamon cannoli	1
	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
	Citrus Crush wine cooler	1
	citrus-infused sake	1
	Clara's bell	4
	classy monkey	1
	Claw of the Infernal Seal	2
	clay peace-sign bead	2
	Claybender glasses	1
	clingfilm cap	1
	clingfilm slippers	1
	clingfilm tangle	7
	clingfilm trousers	1
	Cloaca grenade	2
	Cloaca-Cola	1
	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	7
	Cloaca-Cola helmet	6
	Cloaca-Cola shield	7
	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
	clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box	1
	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	1
	clockwork chef-in-the-box	2
	clockwork claws	2
	clockwork hat	1
	clockwork key	1
	clockwork maid	2
	clockwork pants	1
	clockwork sheet	1
	clockwork spine	1
	clockwork staff	1
	clockwork trench coat	1
	cloudy potion	2
	clove-flavored lip balm	30
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	clown whip	2
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	club of the five seasons	2
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	cob of corn	2
	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	2
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	cocktail napkin	409
	cocktail onion	1
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	cocoa eggshell fragment	2
	coconut shell	2
	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
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	cog and sprocket assembly	1
	Coinspiracy	1
	Colander of Em-er'il	3
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	cold hi mein	2
	Cold Hots candy	2
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	cold water bottle	1
	collapsible baton	1
	cologne of contempt	2
	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	2
	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	2
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	colorful toad	1
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	comfy coffin	1
	commemorative war stein	50
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	complex mushroom wine	1
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	compression stocking	1
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	confusing LED clock	654
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	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	24
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	Cookbook of the Damned	2
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	cool mushroom wine	1
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	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	260
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	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	2
	Corpse Island iced tea	2
	corpse on the beach	10
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	corpsetini	2
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	Cosmic Calorie	1
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	cranberry cordial	2
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	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
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	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	79
	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	87
	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	86
	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	32
	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	80
	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	32
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	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	85
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	Crimboysters Rockefeller	1
	Crimbuck	27
	crimsilion jub-jub bird	1
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	crowbarrr	2
	Crown of the Goblin King	5
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	crystal skeleton vodka	1
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	crystallized memory	1
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	CSA cheerfulness ration	1
	CSA obedience grenade	1
	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	1
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	cup of primitive beer	2
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	cuppa Cruel tea	1
	cuppa Dexteri tea	1
	cuppa Feroci tea	1
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	cuppa Flexibili tea	1
	cuppa Frost tea	1
	cuppa Gill tea	1
	cuppa Impregnabili tea	1
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	cuppa Loyal tea	1
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	cuppa Monstrosi tea	1
	cuppa Morbidi tea	1
	cuppa Nas tea	1
	cuppa Net tea	1
	cuppa Neuroplastici tea	1
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	cuppa Physicali tea	1
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	cuppa Royal tea	1
	cuppa Serendipi tea	1
	cuppa Sobrie tea	1
	cuppa Toast tea	1
	cuppa Twen tea	1
	cuppa Uncertain tea	1
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	cuppa Voraci tea	1
	cuppa Wit tea	1
	cuppa Yet tea	1
	curmudgel	3
	cursed black pearl onion	2
	cursed bottle of black-label rum	2
	cursed bottle of rum	2
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	cyborg stompin' boot	5
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	d12	1
	d20	1
	Daffy Taffy	53
	Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	1
	Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	1
	Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	1
	Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	1
	Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	1
	Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	1
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	Daisy's unclean bloomers	1
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	dance card	181
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	das boot	3
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	deactivated MicroMechaMech	1
	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
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	demonic surgical gloves	6
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	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	1
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	dented spoon	462
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	dill	1
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	disco horoscope (Cancer)	1
	disco horoscope (Capricorn)	1
	disco horoscope (Gemini)	1
	disco horoscope (Leo)	1
	disco horoscope (Libra)	1
	disco horoscope (Pisces)	1
	disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	1
	disco horoscope (Scorpio)	1
	disco horoscope (Taurus)	1
	disco horoscope (Virgo)	1
	disco mask	572
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	dishrag	2
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	disturbing fanfic	241
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	divine can of silly string	2
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	divine champagne popper	2
	divine cracker	2
	divine noisemaker	2
	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	2
	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	2
	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	1
	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	2
	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	1
	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
	doll house	2
	dollar-sign bag	106
	dollhive	28
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	Dolphin King's crown	2
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	donkey flipbook	4
	dope gangsta bling-bling	3
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	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	2
	double-barreled sling	2
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	double-ice britches	1
	double-ice cap	1
	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	4
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	Drac & Tan	1
	draggin' ball hat	2
	dragon snaps	2
	dragonfish caviar	1
	Dramatic™ range	2
	dreadlock whip	2
	dress pants	1
	dried face	216
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	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	1
	droll monocle	1
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	dropped scrap of paper	1
	Drowsy Sword	2
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	drum of pomade	2
	drum of tommy ammo	291
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	dry martini	2
	dry noodles	2
	dry vodka martini	2
	drywall axe	255
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	dueling turtle	1
	DUFRESNE Suds	1
	dull fish scale	2
	dumb mud	1
	dungeoneer's dungarees	2
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	Duskwalker syringe	1
	Dust bunny	11
	dusty animal jawbone	1
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	dusty animal skull	1
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	dusty bottle of Marsala	112
	dusty bottle of Merlot	120
	dusty bottle of Muscat	155
	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	154
	dusty bottle of Port	170
	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	134
	dusty Crimbo crate	1
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	dusty left eighth rib	1
	dusty left fourth rib	1
	dusty left ninth rib	1
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	dusty left twelfth rib	1
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	dusty right femur	1
	dusty right fifth rib	1
	dusty right first front claw	1
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	dusty right third front claw	1
	dusty sixth caudal vertebra	1
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	dusty tenth thoracic vertebra	1
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	Dyspepsi-Cola	477
	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	9
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	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
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	eagle's milk	227
	ear poison	1
	Earring of Fire	1
	easter egg balloon	38
	Eau de Guaneau	1
	eaves droppers	2
	Ecto-Cooler	2
	ectoplasm au jus	27
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	eggman noodles	1
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	Egnaro berry	1
	El Sombrero De Lopez	4
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	eldritch dough	6
	eldritch effluvium	8,494
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	electric copperhead potion	89
	electric snakebite	1
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	elemental caipiroska	2
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	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	2
	Elizabeth's paintbrush	1
	Elmley shades	11
	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
	*elven limbos* gingerbread**	12
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	elven medi-pack	1
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	embezzler's oil	10
	empty agua de vida bottle	1
	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	1,011
	empty meat tank	2
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	enchanted bean	541
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	ennui-flavored potato chips	1
	enormous belt buckle	335
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	escargotsicle	1
	especially salty dog	1
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	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
	Every Day is Like This Sundae	1
	evil golden arch	371
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	extra-strength strongness elixir	2
	extra-toasted half sandwich	1
	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	2
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	extremely wet T-shirt	1
	eye of newt	2
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	eyedrops of the ermine	2
	eyedrops of the ocelot	2
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	f3d0r4	2
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	Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square	1
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	Fantasma en la Máquina	1
	FantasyRealm key	1
	FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	1
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	fat stacks of cash	525
	felt	2
	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	2
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	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	2
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	fettucini Inconnu	2
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	figurine of a cold seal	2
	figurine of a shadowy seal	1
	figurine of a sleek seal	2
	figurine of a stinking seal	2
	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	1
	figurine of an ancient seal	1
	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	453
	filigreed hamethyst earring	1
	filigreed hamethyst necklace	1
	filigreed hamethyst ring	1
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	firebomb	590
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	Flamin' Whatshisname	1
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	Flaskfull of Hollow	1
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	flute of flat champagne	2
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	forest tears	1
	Former Sheriff Dan's tin star	1
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	Freddy Kruegerand	1
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	frilly skirt	2
	frog lip-print	9
	Frogade	2
	frost flower	1
	frostbite-flavored Hob-O	5
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	Frosty's frosty mug	2
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	frozen feather	2
	frozen Mob Penguin	2
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	frozen nunchaku	2
	frozen shampoo-conditioner	1
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	fruitcake	3
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	fruity girl swill	1
	fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	2
	Fu Manchu Wax	5
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	fudge lily	1
	fudge-shaped hole in space-time	1
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	FunFunds™	1
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	furry fur	379
	furry pants	1
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	future drug: Coolscaline	1
	future drug: Muscularactum	1
	future drug: Smartinex	1
	fuzzbump	2
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	fuzzy montera	1
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	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	1
	gamer slurry	8
	garbage juice slurpee	90
	garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	2
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	line	2
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	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1,616
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	Microplushie: Dorkonide	81
	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	76
	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	52
	Microplushie: Gothochondria	150
	Microplushie: Hippylase	228
	Microplushie: Hipsterine	23
	Microplushie: Hobomosome	104
	Microplushie: Otakulone	257
	Microplushie: Raverdrine	136
	Microplushie: Sororitrate	159
	Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey	1
	midriff scrubs	1
	milk of magnesium	2
	Milk Studs	1
	milky potion	2
	mime soul fragment	2
	mimosette	1
	mind flayer corpse	2
	mineapple	1
	miner's helmet	2
	miner's pants	2
	Mini-Crimbot crate	1
	mini-martini	1
	mini-zeppelin	1
	miniature antlers	1
	miniature boiler	1
	miniature carton of clove cigarettes	1
	miniature coffin	1
	miniature life preserver	1
	miniature power pill	1
	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	2
	Mint Yulep	1
	Miserable Pie	1
	misfit hobby horse	1
	Missing Eye Simulation Device	14
	Misty Cape	1
	Misty Cloak	1
	Misty Robe	1
	Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	1
	mixed wildflower greens	2
	mocking turtle	1
	Mohawk wig	2
	moist sailor's cap	2
	mojo filter	2
	mole molé	1
	molotov cocktail cocktail	2
	molten scrap metal	1
	Mon Tiki	1
	monkey wrench	1
	monomolecular yo-yo	858
	Monstar energy beverage	1
	moomy dust	1
	moonberry wine cooler	1
	Moonds	1
	moonglasses	1
	moose antlers	1
	moose chocolate	1
	moose thought	1
	mooseflank	1
	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	1
	Mornington crescent roll	1
	Morto Moreto	1
	mostly-broken sunglasses	1
	mother's little helper	1,651
	motivational poster	2
	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	1
	Mountain Stream soda	1,238
	mouse skull	1
	moxie weed	527
	Mr. Accessory	1
	Mr. Balloon	1
	Mr. Haggis	1
	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
	Mr. Mediocrebar	61
	Mr. Screege's spectacles	1
	Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	1
	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
	muffled muffuletta	1
	mugcake	213
	mulled cider	1
	mulled hobo wine	1
	mullet wig	1
	mummy mask	3
	mummy wrapping	1,372
	murderbot component casing	1
	murderbot monofilament	1
	murderbot plasma rifle	1
	murderbot power cell	1
	murky potion	2
	Muschat	1
	muscle oil	54
	mushroom pizza	2
	musk turtle	1
	mutant arm	1
	mutant gila monster egg	1
	mylar scout drone	2
	myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	1
	Mysterious Black Box	1
	Mysterious Blue Box	1
	mysterious chemical residue	1
	Mysterious Green Box	1
	mysterious present	2
	Mysterious Red Box	1
	Nadsat berry	1
	nail file	1
	nanite-infested candy cane	8
	nanite-infested eggnog	5
	nanite-infested fruitcake	3
	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	6
	Nardz energy beverage	1
	nasty gum	1
	nasty rat mask	5
	nasty snuff	1
	nastygeist	1
	natto marble soda	2
	natto pocky	1
	natto-infused sake	2
	natty blue ascot	2
	natural fennel soda	2
	ND	2
	Necrotelicomnicon	2
	necrotizing body spray	1
	neg grog	1
	nega-mushroom	1
	negative lump	1,218
	negotiatin' hammer	1
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	Neuromancer	2
	neurostim pill	1
	Neverending Party favor	1
	neverending wallet chain	1
	New Age healing crystal	1
	New Age hurting crystal	1
	New Cloaca-Cola	7
	New Zealand iced tea	1
	Newbiesport™ tent	1
	Newman's Own Trousers	2
	NG	1
	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	11
	night-vision goggles	1
	Nightmare Fuel	1
	Nightstalker perfume	1
	ninja carabiner	3
	ninja crampons	3
	ninja eyeblack	72
	ninja fear powder	64
	ninja hot pants	2
	ninja mop	2
	ninja rope	3
	non-aged vinegar	1
	non-Euclidean non-accordion	1
	normal barrel	1
	Northern pemmican	1
	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
	not-a-pipe	9
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	2
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	2
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	2
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	1
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	1
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	1
	noticeable pumps	1
	Now and Earlier	1
	noxious gas grenade	1
	NPZR chemistry set	1
	Nuclear Blastball	1
	nugget of sodium	1
	nurse's hat	2
	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
	nutty organic salad	69
	O	1
	O'RLY manual	1
	obsidian dagger	11
	ocarina of space	2
	ocean motion	2
	octolus oculus	1
	odor extractor	1
	off-white paisley oyster egg	1
	off-white plastic oyster egg	1
	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	1
	off-white striped oyster egg	2
	office-supply crossbow	1
	Ogres and Oubliettes™ module	1
	oil cap	1
	oil lamp	1
	oil of expertise	2
	oil of oiliness	2
	Oil of Parrrlay	2
	oil of slipperiness	2
	oil of stability	1
	oil pan	2
	oil shell	1
	oily boid	1
	ointment of the occult	1
	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	2
	old bronzer	1
	old candy wrapper	1
	old chum	1
	old coin purse	2
	old eyebrow pencil	1
	old leather wallet	1
	old love note	1
	old rosewater cream	1
	old school beer pull tab	1
	old school calculator watch	1
	old school flying disc	1
	old sweatpants	1,042
	old-fashioned	2
	olive	2
	olive lo mein	1
	olive stir-fry	5
	one pill	1
	onion shurikens	1
	oozenog	2
	open sauce	3
	opera mask	5
	orange	2
	orange and black Crimboween candy	1
	orange candy heart	28
	orange peel hat	2
	orange slime glob	1
	orange snowcone	2
	Orange Star of Sacrifice	3
	orange-frosted astral cupcake	1
	Orangemageddon wine cooler	1
	orc wrist	1
	Orcish baseball cap	2
	Orcish cargo shorts	2
	Orcish frat-paddle	2
	orcish hand lotion	1
	orcish nailing lube	1
	orcish rubber	1
	orcish stud-finder	1
	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
	original G	2
	ornate picture frame	1
	Oscus's pelt	1
	Othello's handkerchief	2
	Othello's military jacket	1
	Ouija Board, Ouija Board	1
	outlaw bandana	2
	oven mitts	1
	overclocked avian microprocessor	1
	overcookie	1
	overloaded micro-reactor	1
	overpriced "imported" beer	1
	oversized fish scaler	5
	oversized pipe	2
	oversized pizza cutter	2
	oversized snowflake	1
	ovoid leather thing	1
	oyster basket	1
	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	3
	pack of KWE trading card	8
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	PADL Phone	2
	pail	2
	painful penne pasta	1
	paint bomb	1
	paint palette	1
	painted turtle	1
	painting of a glass of wine	1
	pair of bolt cutters	1
	paisley spore pod	1
	palm frond	2
	palm-frond capris	2
	palm-frond cloak	3
	palm-frond fan	1
	palm-frond net	2
	palm-frond toupee	1
	palm-frond whip	2
	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	1
	panhandle panhandling hat	1
	pants kit	2
	pants of the Slug Lord	2
	panty raider camouflage	2
	papaya	1
	papaya sling	2
	papaya slung	2
	papaya taco	2
	paperclip	2
	paperclip cape	1
	paperclip pants	1
	paperclip turban	1
	paperclip-on tie	1
	papotion of papower	1
	paranormal ricotta	2
	parasitic claw	1
	parasitic headgnawer	1
	parasitic strangleworm	1
	party balloon	1
	party beer bomb	1
	party hat	2
	party platter for one	1
	Party-in-a-Can™	1
	passable elf mask	2
	pasta spoon	2
	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
	pat of butter	1
	pat-a-cake pendant	2
	patchouli incense stick	335
	patchouli oil bomb	2
	patent alacrity tonic	1
	patent antipsychotics	3
	patent invisibility tonic	1
	patent leather shoes	2
	patent sallowness tonic	1
	PB&J with the crusts cut off	1
	peace accordion	3
	peace-sign necklace	1
	peach lozenge	2
	peach pie	1
	peanut brittle shield	2
	pear	1
	pear lozenge	2
	pear tart	2
	pearidot	1
	pec oil	1
	Pecos Dave's sixgun	1
	PEEZ dispenser	1
	pencil kunai	1
	pencil stub	1
	penguin focaccia bread	2
	penguin skin	1
	penguin thesaurus	1
	pentagram bandana	1
	Penultimate Fantasy chest	2
	peppermint patty	1
	peppermint sprout	1
	peppermint twist	1
	perfect cosmopolitan	1
	perfect dark and stormy	1
	perfect ice cube	1
	perfect mimosa	1
	perfect negroni	1
	perfect old-fashioned	1
	perfect paloma	1
	perforated battle paddle	2
	perfume of prejudice	2
	perfume-soaked bandana	1
	perpendicular hula	1
	personal graffiti kit	1
	personal massager	2
	personalized birthday cake	2
	personalized coffee mug	2
	pestoblade	1
	pestopiary	1
	pet rock	1
	petit fortran	1
	petrified time	1
	pewter claymore	1
	ph balancer	1
	phat turquoise bead	2
	phat turquoise bracelet	1
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	philosopher's scone	1
	philter of phorce	2
	phish stick	3
	phonics down	2
	photoprotoneutron torpedo	1,009
	physiostim pill	1
	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	2
	pickelhaube	1
	pickle-flavored chewing gum	2
	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	1
	Piddles	2
	pie man was not meant to eat	1
	piece of after eight	1
	piece of wedding cake	2
	piercing post	2
	pigeon egg	1
	pile of candy	2
	pile of dusty animal bones	175
	pile of gold coins	10
	pile of jumping beans	1
	pile of loose snow	1
	pile of useless robot parts	273
	pill cup	1
	pillow shell	1
	Pine-Fresh air freshener	2
	pineapple slab	1
	pink candy heart	2
	pink clay bead	2
	Pink Heart of Spirit	4
	pink plastic baby	9
	pink pony	3
	pink slime	1
	pink-frosted astral cupcake	2
	pipe wrench	1
	pirate brochure	2
	pirate pelvis	2
	pirate shirt	1
	pirate skull	1
	pirate tract	1
	PirateRealm party hat	1
	pitchfork	2
	pitted sheet metal	1
	pixel banana	1
	pixel coin	1
	pixel cross	1
	pixel hat	1
	pixel holy water	1
	pixel morning star	1
	pixel pants	1
	pixel power cell	1
	pixel star	1
	pixel sword	1
	pixellated candy heart	2
	pixellated moneybag	2
	plaid swatch	204
	plain bagel	1
	plain brown wrapper	1
	plain snowcone	1
	plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
	plastic guitar	2
	plastic Jefferson wings	2
	plastic nightmare troll	1
	plastic nunchaku	1
	plastic passion fruit	1
	plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	1
	plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	1
	plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans	1
	plot hole	324
	plum	1
	plum lozenge	1
	plum wine	1
	plump juicy grub	1
	plush alielf	1
	plush alien hamsterpus	1
	plush dogcat	1
	plush ferrelf	1
	plush hamsterpus	1
	plush mutated alielephant	1
	plush mutated alielf	1
	pocket ace	1
	pocket lint (green)	1
	pocket theremin	2
	pocket wish	1
	pocketwatch on a chain	2
	pog #01 (spider)	1
	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	1
	pog #03 (warwelf)	1
	pog #04 (skleleton)	1
	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	1
	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	1
	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	1
	pog #08 (hellion)	1
	pog #09 (pirate)	1
	pog #10 (hobo)	1
	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	1
	pointed stick	2
	pointy mushroom	2
	poison pen	1
	Poké-Gro fertilizer	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
	poker face paint	1
	Polka Pop	1
	polka-dot bow tie	2
	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	2
	polyalloy shield	5
	polyester pad	1
	Polysniff Perfume	1
	ponytail clip	182
	pool cue	254
	pool torpedo	1
	poppy	1
	popsicle stick	1
	popular tart	1
	porcelain candy dish	1
	Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	1
	pork elf goodies sack	1
	porquoise	2
	porquoise eyebrow ring	1
	porquoise necklace	1
	porquoise ring	1
	portable photocopier	2
	portable wall	1
	possibility potion	1
	post-holiday sale coupon	1
	potato sprout	2
	potent potion of potency	1
	potion of potency	2
	potion of spiritual gunkifying	1
	potion of temporary gr8ness	7
	potted cactus	1,000
	pottery hat	1
	pottery shield	1
	pottery training pants	1
	poultrygeist	1
	poutine	2
	powdered candy sushi set	1
	powdered donut	2
	powdered gold	1
	powdered organs	692
	powdered wig	1
	power pill	1
	pr0n cocktail	2
	pr0n legs	2
	pr0n m4nic0tti	2
	pr0n taco	2
	precious piercing post	2
	Prelude of Precision	2
	premium malt liquor	1
	press-on ribs	1
	pressurized potion of perception	1
	pressurized potion of perspicacity	1
	pressurized potion of proficiency	1
	pressurized potion of puissance	2
	pressurized potion of pulchritude	1
	pretty bouquet	2
	pretty flower	1
	pretty pink bow	1
	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
	priceless diamond	1
	primitive alien booze	1
	primitive candy cane	1
	prismatic wad	3
	pristine fish scale	1
	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	2
	probability potion	610
	procrastination potion	546
	Professor What T-Shirt	1
	programmable turtle	1
	prosthetic forehead	2
	protection stick	1
	prototype stimulant	1
	Prunets	1
	prussian cathouse	2
	prussian cathouse with a fly in it	2
	psychedelic bubble wand	1
	psychic's amulet	1
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	psychic's crystal ball	1
	psychic's pslacks	1
	psycho sweater	1
	Psychotic Train wine	1
	puce paisley oyster egg	1
	puce plastic oyster egg	1
	puce polka-dot oyster egg	1
	puce striped oyster egg	1
	Puffstone cigar	1
	pulled porquoise earring	1
	pulled porquoise pendant	1
	pulled porquoise ring	1
	pulsing flesh	2
	pumpkin beer	2
	pumpkin pie	1
	punch-drunk punch	1
	Punching Potion	1
	punk rock jacket	4
	puppet strings	2
	Purple Beast energy drink	1
	purple clay bead	1
	purple corpsel	1
	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
	purple pixel pie	2
	purple snowcone	2
	purple-frosted astral cupcake	1
	pygmy adder oil	4
	pygmy blowgun	2
	pygmy briefs	1
	pygmy nose-bone	2
	pygmy phone number	1
	pygmy pygment	2
	pygmy spear	2
	quantum nanopolymer spider web	1
	quantum taco	2
	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	2
	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
	Racisto Ruidoso	1
	Rad Lib	1
	Radberry Rip wine cooler	1
	radiation-resistant helmet	1
	radiator heater shield	1
	radio button candy	3
	radioactive chew toy	2
	radium-flavored potato chips	1
	raffle prize box	5
	rainbow bomb	1
	ram horns	2
	ram stick	2
	Ram's Face Lager	2
	rat appendix	1,610
	rat appendix kabob	2
	rat appendix stir-fry	1
	rat carcass	1
	rat head balloon	1
	rat scrapple	1
	ratarang	2
	ratgut	519
	ratini	2
	ratskin belt	1
	rattler gland	1
	rattler rattle	1
	Rattlin' Chains	1
	ratty knitted cap	1
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	ravioli della hippy	2
	ravioli hat	259
	raw bread	1
	raw cranberry sauce	286
	raw gravy	1
	raw green beans	1
	raw mincemeat	1
	raw potato	1
	raw stuffing	1
	raw sweet potato	1
	raw turkey	1
	razor-sharp can lid	2
	razor-tipped yo-yo	1
	realistic cap gun	1
	really dense meat stack	7
	really nice net	1
	really thick bandage	2
	really thick spine	1
	recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
	recording of Chorale of Companionship	2
	recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	2
	recording of Elron's Explosive Etude	2
	recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	2
	recording of Prelude of Precision	2
	recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto	1
	recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	2
	red ale	1
	red armband	1
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	Red Balloon of Valor	1
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	red book	1
	red box	2
	red button	1
	red coat	1
	red drunki-bear	1
	Red Dwarf	1
	red eye	1
	red foxglove	1
	red letter	1
	red mana	1
	red masque	1
	red money bag	146
	red paisley oyster egg	1
	red pixel	2
	red pixel potion	2
	red plastic baby	1
	red plastic oyster egg	1
	red polka-dot oyster egg	1
	red potion	1
	red red wine	1
	Red Rover BB gun	2
	red rum	1
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	red shoe	1
	red silk skirt	1
	red snowcone	1
	red striped oyster egg	2
	red velvet cake	1
	Red X Shield	1
	red-and-green sweater	2
	red-headed corpse	1
	red-hot boilermaker	1
	red-hot knucklebone	1
	red-hot poker	1
	red-hot sausage fork	1
	redrum	2
	reflection of a map	1
	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
	reinforced beaded headband	2
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	residual zeal	1
	resolution: be happier	1
	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	2
	returned Thinknerd package	1
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	rhinestone	1
	rhinestone cowboy shirt	2
	rib of the Bonerdagon	2
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	rice bowl	2
	ridiculous cocktail	1
	ridiculous sandwich	1
	ridiculously huge sword	270
	ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	2
	right half of a heart necklace	4
	rigid carapace	2
	Riker's Search History	1
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	ring of adornment	1
	ring of aggravate monster	2
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	Ring of Fire	2
	ring of fire resistance	3
	ring of half-assed regeneration	2
	ring of increase damage	1
	ring setting	1
	roasted marshmallow	43
	roboduck-on-a-string	1
	robot grease	1
	robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.	1
	robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.	1
	robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.	1
	robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.	1
	robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.	1
	robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.	1
	robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E.	1
	robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.	1
	robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.	1
	robotronic egg	50
	Rock and Roll Legend	1
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	Rock Pops	2
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	rocky raccoon	2
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	rogue swarmer	2
	roll in the hay	1,859
	roll of Hob-Os	2
	roll of toilet paper	2
	rolling pin	1
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	Rompedores de Fantasmas	1
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	rotten tomato	2
	rotting beefsteak	1
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	round purple sunglasses	2
	royal jelly	2
	royal jelly taco	1
	rubber axe	2
	rubber nubbin	1
	rubber ribcage	1
	rubber spider	1
	rubber WWBD? bracelet	8
	rubber WWJD? bracelet	7
	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	7
	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	2
	Rubee™	1
	ruby W	2
	rum and cola	2
	rum barrel charrrm	2
	rum barrel charrrm bracelet	1
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	runproof mascara	1
	Russian Ice	1
	rusty bonesaw	2
	rusty broken diving helmet	1
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	rusty compass	2
	rusty grave robbing shovel	2
	rusty hedge trimmers	2
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	rusty piece of rebar	1
	rusty porthole	2
	rusty rivet	2
	rusty speargun	3
	s'more	1
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	sabre-toothed lime cub	2
	sack lunch	1
	Sacramento wine	1
	Safari Jack's moustache	3
	safarrri hat	2
	sake bomb	334
	salacious crumbs	1
	salamander slurry	2
	salamander spleen	2
	salinated mint julep	1
	Salsa de las Epocas	1
	salt wages	1
	salty dog	2
	salty slug	2
	sand dollar	2
	sandcastle	2
	sandwich of the gods	1
	sangria	2
	Sangria de Menthe	1
	Saturday Night Special	1
	saucepan	2
	Saucepanic	1
	sausage bomb	2
	sausage pizza	2
	sausage wonton	2
	savory dry noodles	1
	savory staff	1
	savoy truffle	2
	sawblade fragment	114
	sawblade shield	2
	Scalp of Gorgolok	2
	scented massage oil	1
	Schrödinger's thermos	2
	scorpion whip	2
	scrap metal	1
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