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Display Case for Olorin (#1445522)
This player is ranked #532 for Most Total Items with a total of 312,116 items.
This player is ranked #251 for Most Unique Items with a total of 3,090 items.

This player is a member of the clan Old CW's Germ Free Clan.

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Olorin (#1445522)
This player has 3,090 unique items and 312,116 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"DRINK ME" potion 1,613
"KICK ME" sign 57
"meat" stick 68
Überraschthexengebräu 1
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 6
1-ball 9
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 9
1952 Mickey Mantle card 10
2-ball 14
3-ball 15
30669 scroll 71
33398 scroll 129
334 scroll 12
37x37x37 puzzle cube 294
4-ball 14
4-dimensional guitar 29
4:20 bomb 4
5-ball 11
5-hour acrimony 1
6-ball 13
668 scroll 1
7-ball 10
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 31
8-ball 46
8-bit banana 1
a butt tuba 17
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) 1
A Light that Never Goes Out 1
a little sump'm sump'm 77
a suspicious address 1
abandoned candy 44
abominable blubber 11
abominable snowcone 14
acceptable bagel 2
accidental cider 5
accidental mutton 1
acid-squirting flower 21
acoustic guitarrr 30
actual reality goggles 84
actual tapas 5
adder 6
adder bladder 74
agnolotti arboli 2
agua de vida 1
airblaster gun 149
Alewife™ Ale 4
Alice's Army Alchemist 28
Alice's Army Bowman 3
Alice's Army Cleric 5
Alice's Army Coward 8
Alice's Army Dervish 1
Alice's Army Foil Alchemist 2
Alice's Army Foil Bowman 2
Alice's Army Foil Cleric 1
Alice's Army Foil Halberder 3
Alice's Army Foil Hammerman 1
Alice's Army Foil Horseman 1
Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber 3
Alice's Army Foil Ninja 1
Alice's Army Foil Nurse 2
Alice's Army Foil Page 2
Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden 1
Alice's Army Foil Spearsman 1
Alice's Army Foil Swordsman 1
Alice's Army Foil Wallman 2
Alice's Army Guard 30
Alice's Army Halberder 29
Alice's Army Hammerman 6
Alice's Army Horseman 5
Alice's Army Lanceman 7
Alice's Army Mad Bomber 10
Alice's Army Martyr 1
Alice's Army Ninja 34
Alice's Army Nurse 36
Alice's Army Page 33
Alice's Army Shieldmaiden 26
Alice's Army Sniper 2
Alice's Army Spearsman 19
Alice's Army Swordsman 23
Alice's Army Wallman 17
all-purpose cleaner 72
all-year sucker 1
alphabet gum 10
alpine watercolor set 1
ammonite fossil 3
amok pudding 4
amulet of extreme plot significance 18
ancient calendar fragment 1
ancient frozen dinner 21
ancient ice cream scoop 4
ancient Magi-Wipes 38
ancient pills 200
ancient poisoned dart 19
ancient protein powder 99
Ancient Saucehelm 4
ancient spice 19
ancient turtle shell helmet 1
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 2
ancient vinyl coin purse 13
Angelhair Culottes 3
Angry Farmer candy 200
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 46
Ankh of Badahnkadh 3
anniversary burlap belt 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
anniversary pewter cape 1
anniversary safety glass vest 1
annoying pitchfork 20
ant agonist 39
ant hoe 4
ant pick 1
ant pitchfork 1
ant rake 1
ant sickle 1
anti-anti-antidote 112
anticheese 603
antique bottle of cough syrup 2
antique greaves 44
antique hand mirror 2
antique helmet 46
antique machete 3
antique packet of ketchup 17
antique painting of a landscape 9
antique shield 65
antique spear 65
aquaviolet jub-jub bird 6
Argarggagarg's fang 1
armgun 34
armored prawn 1
around the world 2
arrrgyle socks 16
artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice 1
artisanal limoncello 8
asbestos crossbow 4
asbestos ore 52
asbestos staff 8
asbestos stick 1
asbestos sword 3
asbestos thermos 2
ASCII shirt 15
asparagus knife 29
asparagus lo mein 1
Atomic Comic 1
Atomic Pop 59
attorney's badge 16
augmented-reality shades 1
awful poetry journal 1
bätzle 1
baby killer bee 10
backwoods screwdriver 20
bacon bath ball 1
baconstone 43
baconstone pendant 1
baconstone ring 1
badass belt 52
badass pie 14
badge of authority 5
bag of Cheat-Os 279
bag of GORF 646
bag of GORP 668
bag of lard 6
bag of many confections 10
bag of park garbage 2
bag of pygmy blood 10
bag of QWOP 166
bag of W&Ws 139
baggie of powdered sugar 1,045
balaclava 53
balaclava baklava 234
ball 1
balloon helmet 6
balloon monkey 1
balloon sword 3
ballroom blintz 35
balsa plank 1
banana 30
banana cream pie 1
banana milkshake 1
banana peel 29
banana smoothie 2
banana-frosted king cake 12
bananagate 31
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 3
Bangyomaman battle juice 3
bar skin 777
barbed-wire fence 2
bargain flash powder 4
bark rootbeer 9
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 1
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 18
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 4
barrel cracker 33
barrel gun 69
barrel pickle 43
barrel-aged martini 564
barrrnacle 40
barskin tent 1
Barulio's bottle 1
basaltamander tongue 2
baseball 28
Bash-Ōs boxtop 11
Bash-Ōs cereal 5
bat guano 76
bat haggis 1
bat wing 114
bat wing stir-fry 5
batblade 34
batgut 192
bath ball gift set 7
battered Crimbo Crate 32
battery-powered drill 5
Battlie Light Saver 10
bazookafish bubble gum 7
Beach Buck 47
beach glass bead 6
bean burrito 37
beastly paste 1
beaten-up Chucks 1
beaver spear 3
bed of coals 1
beefy fish meat 2
beer basted brat 2
beer bomb 383
beer helmet 7
beer lens 3
beertini 1
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 10
bejeweled accordion strap 3
bejeweled cufflinks 65
bejeweled pledge pin 14
belemnite fossil 7
bellhop bell 88
bellhop's hat 2
Belt of Howling Anger 3
Ben-Gal™ Balm 4
berry-infused sake 1
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 3
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 3
BGE merchandise order form 31
BGE shotglass 17
BGE temporary tattoo 1
BGE tiny plastic toy 1
big bad voodoo mask 12
big bass drum 12
big boom 1
big dribbly candle 3
big glob of skin 1
Big Punk 1
big red clown nose 38
big rock 1
big tun 10
bilge wine 78
bindlestocking 3
bird rib 20
Bit O' Ectoplasm 55
Bit O' Quail Spleen 2
bit of clingfilm 36
bit-o-cactus 63
bite-me-red lipstick 2
BitterSweetTarts 21
BittyCar HotCar 1
BittyCar MeatCar 1
BittyCar SoulCar 1
black & tan 8
black blade 472
Black Body™ spray 5
black BRICKO brick 2
black eyedrops 5
black facepaint 3
black forest cake 27
black forest ham 20
black greaves 17
black helmet 18
black kettle drum 32
black mana 5
Black No. 2 45
black paisley oyster egg 8
black pension check 3
black pepper 5
black picnic basket 11
black pixel 270
black plastic oyster egg 3
black polka-dot oyster egg 3
black pudding 28
black sheepskin diploma 1
black shield 36
black snake skin 38
black spot 8
black striped oyster egg 3
black sword 29
blackberry 584
blackberry galoshes 1
blackberry polite 9
blackberry slippers 1
Blackfly Chardonnay 17
blammer 5
blank diary 1
blank fudge mold 6
blank note 1
Blatantly Canadian 130
blended frozen swill 2
blind-packed die-cast metal toy 23
blob of Alphredo™ 3
blob of wood glue 1
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 7
blood and blood 62
blood of the Wereseal 18
bloodstain stick 2
bloody beer 41
bloody clown pants 42
bloody mary 2
blue class ring 1
blue glowstick 1
blue grass 11
blue lava globs 1
blue mana 2
blue paisley oyster egg 9
blue pixel 302
blue plastic oyster egg 2
blue polka-dot oyster egg 2
blue potion 20
blue raspberry troll doll 1
blue striped oyster egg 4
blue-frosted astral cupcake 1
blunt icepick 3
bobcat grenade 4
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
Bohemian rhapsody 17
boilermaker 1
bone abacus 3
bone chips 15
bone flute 376
bone rattle 7
Bonerdagon necklace 8
book of matches 1
Boots of Twilight Whispers 3
booty chest charrrm 48
Boozehounds Anonymous token 35
Bordeaux Marteaux 1
boring spaghetti 471
Boris's ring 4
borrowed time 15
Boss Bat bling 7
Boss Bat britches 24
Boss Drops 6
bottle of alcohol 89
bottle of Amontillado 468
bottle of antifreeze 4
bottle of black cat tonic 82
bottle of Blank-Out 62
bottle of bubbles 95
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 1
bottle of cooking sherry 13
bottle of Crimbognac 1
bottle of Definit 1
bottle of drinkin' gas 3
bottle of Evermore 9
bottle of fruity "wine" 2
bottle of gin 86
bottle of goofballs 43
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 3
bottle of laundry sherry 1
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 1
bottle of lovebug pheromones 2
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 43
bottle of Mystic Shell 8
bottle of Pete's Sake 1
bottle of Pinot Renoir 1
bottle of pirate juice 1
bottle of popskull 8
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 5
bottle of rum 850
bottle of sewage schnapps 46
bottle of tequila 249
bottle of ultravitamins 1
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 7
bottle of vodka 78
bottle of whiskey 90
bottle of wine 16
bottle opener belt buckle 4
bottled inspiration 68
bottled swamp gas 2
boulder 11
bowl of cottage cheese 259
bowl of eyeballs 24
bowl of fishysoisse 3
bowl of Jeal-O 1
bowl of lucky charms 3
bowl of maggots 121
bowl of mummy guts 32
bowl of rye sprouts 2
Bowl of Scorpions 1
bowling ball 1
box 82
box of Dweebs 172
box of hammers 3
box of sunshine 5
boxed champagne 1
boxed wine 186
boxing glove 9
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 59
brains casserole 4
brass gear 1
Breakfast Blast wine cooler 2
breath mint 961
brick 9
BRICKO bat 1
BRICKO cathedral 1
BRICKO gargantuchicken 1
BRICKO hat 1
BRICKO ooze 1
BRICKO oyster 1
BRICKO python 1
BRICKO reactor 11
BRICKO sword 1
BRICKO turtle 1
briefcase 78
brigand brittle 1
Bright Water 3
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 9
brine 189
brittle plastic handle 1
broken BRICKO brick 6
broken skull 109
broken sword 92
bronze breastplate 5
bronze handcuffs 2
bronzed locust 47
brown felt tophat 3
brown sugar cane 165
bubble-wrap simulator 23
bubblewrap ore 10
bubblin' chemistry solution 3
bubblin' crude 101
bubbling tempura batter 4
bubbly potion 19
bucket of anniversary lard 1
bucket of fish juice 1
bucket of honey 213
bucket of wine 1
bugbear beanie 35
bugbear bungguard 46
bum cheek 632
bunch of square grapes 31
bunny liver 9
buoybottoms 14
BURT 117
button rouge 1
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 4
C.H.U.M. chum 2
C.H.U.M. knife 13
cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 12
cactus fruit 42
caipifruta 1
calavera concertina 1
calle de miel 56
Camp Scout pup tent 668
can of Adultwitch™ 3
can of Binarrrca 63
can of black paint 1
can of CRIMBCOLA 11
can of depilatory cream 1
can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ 2
can of maces 6
can of Red Minotaur 24
can of spinach 9
can of starch 1
can of Swiller 6
can-can-in-a-can 47
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 198
Candicaine 56
candied bolts 14
candied kobold 79
candied nuts 14
candied pecan 2
candied yams 492
Candy Alexander 16
candy brain 49
candy cane 51
candy carrot 2
candy carrot cake 2
candy cigarette 12
candy kneecapping stick 11
candy knuckles 10
candy skeleton 43
candy stake 3
cannonball charrrm 39
canopic jar 147
canteen of wine 8
cap gun 72
capacitor relay 2
carbonated soy milk 157
carbonated water lily 465
cardboard katana 3
cardboard ore 20
cardboard wakizashi 44
caret 2
carob brownies 3
carob chunk cookies 30
carob chunk noodles 10
carob chunks 7
carton of rotten eggs 36
cartoon heart 11
casino pass 36
cast 813
cat appendix 49
catgut 100
catgut taco 2
catsup 1
Cement Mixer 5
censored can label 1
centipede eggs 61
chainsaw chain 1
Chakra Libre 2
chaos butterfly 19
Charity's choker 1
charming flute 5
charpuce jub-jub bird 4
charrrm bracelet 10
cheap cigar butt 209
cheap wind-up clock 50
cheezburger 29
chef's hat 59
chef-skull-in-the-box 1
cherry 839
cherry pie 157
Cherrytastrophe wine cooler 2
Chester's bag of candy 1
Chester's moustache 1
chewable paper 56
chewing gum on a string 1
ChibiBuddy™ (off) 1
children of the candy corn 42
chintzy accordion pin 3
chintzy noodle ring 5
chintzy saucepan earring 3
chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli 164
chloroform rag 67
choco-Crimbot 1
chocolate disco ball 49
chocolate filthy lucre 54
chocolate pasta spoon 43
chocolate saucepan 58
chocolate seal-clubbing club 34
chocolate spurs 1
chocolate stolen accordion 48
chocolate turtle totem 40
chocolate-covered scarab beetle 16
chocolate-frosted king cake 1
chocotini 1
chopsticks 4
Chorale of Companionship 1
chorizo brownies 10
chorizo taco 23
chrome crossbow 7
chrome ore 52
chrome staff 11
chrome sword 1
Chroner 1
chunk of hot iron 1
chunk of rock salt 5
cigarette lighter 1,386
Cinco Mayo Lager 1
cinnamon cannoli 1
cinnamon troll doll 1
circular CRIMBCOOKIE 4
Citrus Crush wine cooler 1
citrus-infused sake 1
clay peace-sign bead 5
Claybender glasses 9
Cloaca grenade 16
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 7
Cloaca-Cola helmet 4
Cloaca-Cola knapsack 1
Cloaca-Cola shield 5
clockwork handle 1
clockwork key 8
clockwork shank 1
clockwork sphere 2
cloudy potion 57
clove-flavored lip balm 1
clown shoes 15
clown skin 32
clown whip 1
clown wig 10
clownskin belt 4
clownskin harness 3
club necklace 20
club of the five seasons 1
clumsiness bark 1
coal contact lenses 1
cob of corn 2
Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau 4
cocktail napkin 132
cocktail onion 14
cocoa eggshell fragment 66
coconut bikini top 1
coconut shell 2,459
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 4
Codpiece of the Goblin King 8
coffin lid 51
cog 249
cog and sprocket assembly 2
Coinspiracy 1
Colander of Em-er'il 6
cold hi mein 3
Cold Hots candy 85
cold ninja mask 8
cold nuggets 440
cold powder 4
cold wad 2
cold water bottle 4
collection of tiny spooky objects 6
cologne of contempt 12
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 1
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 3
colorful plastic ball 11
colorful toad 2
comfy coffin 1
comfy pillow 6
commemorative war stein 1
communications windchimes 2
compressed air canister 1
compression stocking 14
concentrated cordial of concentration 4
concentrated garbage juice 7
concentrated magicalness pill 4
concoction of clumsiness 1
confiscated cell phone 95
confiscated comic book 99
confiscated love note 111
confusing LED clock 256
congratulatory cake 1
conjured ice cream 1
Connery's Elixir of Audacity 2
control crystal 1
Cookbook of the Damned 3
cookie cookie 14
cool mushroom 14
cool mushroom casserole 3
cool mushroom wine 1
cool whip 55
Copper Alpha of Sincerity 5
copper ha'penny charrrm 44
cordial of concentration 9
corn holder 8
corncob pipe 1
corned-beef Reuben 21
cornuthaum 40
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 3
Corpse Island iced tea 23
corpse on the beach 25
corpsebite 1
corpsedriver 25
corpsetini 31
corrupted data 48
cosmic paste 1
costume sword 15
cotton candy cordial 10
cotton candy pinch 362
crêepy mask 1
cranberries 2,047
cranberry cordial 6
crappy brain 2
crappy waiter disguise 2
crazy little Turkish delight 202
cream of pointy mushroom soup 5
cream pie 1
cream stout 43
creamsicle 55
creepy doll head 4
creepy ginger ale 4
creepy voice box 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 2
CRIMBCO lanyard 6
CRIMBCO mug 30
CRIMBCO wine 20
CRIMBCOIDS mints 20
CRIMBCOLOAF 15
Crimbo candied pecan 447
Crimbo candle 1
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 107
Crimbo Credit 94
Crimbo fudge 510
Crimbo paste 12
Crimbo peppermint bark 413
Crimbo pie 7
Crimbo salad 3
Crimbo sapling 1
Crimbo tattoo kit 1
Crimbo tree flocker 1
Crimbolex watch 1
Crimbot schematic: Big Head 1
Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel 1
Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher 2
Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder 2
Crimbot schematic: Crab Core 3
Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso 3
Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head 3
Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun 1
Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs 2
Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs 9
Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite 1
Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise 6
Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis 1
Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder 2
Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module 1
Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun 6
Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis 6
Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet 1
Crimboween memo 1
Crimboysters Rockefeller 1
Crimbuck 21
croquet hedgehog 2
crowbarrr 11
Crown of the Goblin King 37
crude crudités 1
crude voodoo doll 2
crudles 3
cruelty-free wine 11
crumbling rat skull 7
crystal skull 1
crystallized memory 1
CSA all-purpose soap 542
CSA bravery badge 562
CSA cheerfulness ration 161
CSA discount card 570
CSA fire-starting kit 576
CSA obedience grenade 592
CSA scoutmaster's "water" 634
cube of billiard chalk 3
cube of ectoplasm 1
cubic zirconia 11
cup of hickory chicory 1
cup of infinite pencils 5
cup of primitive beer 1
cupcake-in-a-cup 3
curmudgel 14
cursed black pearl onion 12
cursed bottle of black-label rum 18
cursed bottle of rum 13
cursed cannonball 12
cursed dirty joke scroll 6
cursed piece of thirteen 2
Cursed Punch 1
cursed sea biscuit 11
cursed voodoo skull 9
custard pie 10
cute mushroom 3
cyborg stompin' boot 4
cyclops eyedrops 1
cylindrical mold 5
D roll 7
Daffy Taffy 114
daisy 1
dance card 32
dancing fan 2
Danglin' Chad's loincloth 4
dark potion 62
das boot 1
daub-breaker 4
day-old beer 3
Deactivated MiniMechaElf 1
dead guy's watch 463
deadly lampshade 5
death blossom 1
decanter of fine Scotch 2
decaying goldfish liver 341
decent brain 3
decomposed boot 7
decorative fountain 7
dehydrated caviar 43
delicious candy 6
delicious comfit? 5
delicious noodles 481
delicious salad 41
delicious spicy noodles 423
delicious swamp muck 20
deluxe layer cake 1
demon skin 803
denim axe 3
dense meat stack 1
dented harmonica 87
deodorant 19
depantsing bomb 58
desiccated apricot 51
designer handbag 45
dethklok 6
devil hair pasta 2
dew yoana lei 1
diamond necklace 26
diamond-studded cane 194
Dickory Farms Gift Basket 10
Diet Cloaca Cola 1
dieting pill 1
digital key lime pie 2
dilapidated wizard hat 1
dill 251
dire fudgesicle 21
dirty hobo gloves 254
disassembled clover 15,937
disbelief suspenders 104
disco ball 44
disco horoscope (Aquarius) 3
disco horoscope (Aries) 5
disco horoscope (Cancer) 2
disco horoscope (Capricorn) 1
disco horoscope (Gemini) 2
disco horoscope (Libra) 3
disco horoscope (Pisces) 3
disco horoscope (Sagittarius) 2
disco horoscope (Scorpio) 1
disco horoscope (Taurus) 7
disco mask 34
discocktail 15
disease 135
disembodied brain 1
dishrag 1
disintegrating barrel 9
disintegrating quill pen 44
displaced fish 442
disposable instant camera 2
distilled fortified wine 1
distressed denim pants 10
disturbing fanfic 8
Divine 1
divine can of silly string 35
divine champagne popper 1
divine cracker 1
divine noisemaker 3
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 18
doll house 2
dollar-sign bag 2
dollhive 12
donkey flipbook 2
dope gangsta bling-bling 4
Double Bacon Beelzeburger 13
double barreled barrel gun 1
double-barreled sling 4
double-ice gum 46
drab sonata 37
draggin' ball hat 16
dragon snaps 245
dreadlock whip 4
Dreadsylvanian Almanac page 50
dream of a dog 2
dried face 274
droopy doll eye 2
Drowsy Sword 47
drum machine 421
dry cleaning receipt 1
dry martini 1
dry noodles 10,395
dry vodka martini 1
drywall axe 48
ducha de oro 72
duct tape 96
duct tape shirt 1
duct tape wallet 1
dull fish scale 9
dungeoneer's dungarees 1
dungeoneering kit 13
Duskwalker fangs 4
Duskwalker syringe 15
dusty animal skull 1
dusty barrel 1
dusty bottle of Marsala 35
dusty bottle of Merlot 24
dusty bottle of Muscat 17
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 24
dusty bottle of Port 20
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 13
dusty Crimbo crate 32
dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra 1
dusty fifth lumbar vertebra 1
dusty first thoracic vertebra 1
dusty fourth cervical vertebra 1
dusty fourth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty left clavicle 1
dusty left eighth rib 1
dusty left fibula 1
dusty left fifth rib 1
dusty left fourth rear claw 1
dusty left humerus 1
dusty left kneecap 1
dusty left second rear claw 2
dusty left seventh rib 1
dusty left third rear claw 1
dusty left third rib 1
dusty left tibia 1
dusty left twelfth rib 1
dusty ninth caudal vertebra 1
dusty ninth thoracic vertebra 2
dusty right clavicle 1
dusty right femur 1
dusty right fifth rib 1
dusty right first rib 1
dusty right fourth front claw 1
dusty right fourth rear claw 1
dusty right kneecap 1
dusty right ninth rib 1
dusty right scapula 2
dusty right second front claw 1
dusty seventh lumbar vertebra 1
dwarf bread 9
dwarvish magazine 15
Dyspepsi grenade 7
Dyspepsi-Cola 5
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues 3
Dyspepsi-Cola shield 1
eagle feather 1,409
eagle's milk 1,922
easter egg balloon 25
Eau de Guaneau 4
ectoplasm au jus 4
ectoplasmic paste 1
Effermint™ tablets 22
effervescent potion 61
eggbeater 3
eggnog 92
El Vibrato power sphere 1
El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) 2
El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) 1
Elder Turtle Shell 1
eldritch effluvium 1
eldritch oil 4
electric copperhead potion 7
electric Kool-Aid 1
electric snakebite 21
electrical thingamabob 203
elegant nightstick 1
elephant stinger 50
Elf Farm Raffle ticket 31
Elfin shortbread 1
Elizabeth's paintbrush 1
Elron's Explosive Etude 1
elven cellocello 29
elven socks 1
elven squeeze 2
elven suicide capsule 46
Elvish delight 2
embezzler's oil 1
empty agua de vida bottle 850
empty Cloaca-Cola bottle 50
empty meat tank 35
enchanted barbell 6
enchanted bean burrito 40
Enchanted Flyswatter 1
enchanted handwarmer 3
enchanted leopard-print barbell 2
enchanted toothpick 10
energy drink IV 1
enormous belt buckle 30
enormous hoop earring 20
Ent cider 21
escargotsicle 71
Everlasting Deckswabber 41
evil golden arch 827
evil golden arches 1
exotic jungle fruit 18
expensive champagne 2
experimental carbon fiber pasta additive 1
experimental serum G-9 3
experimental serum P-00 4
exploding hacky-sack 17
extra-fancy ring setting 2
extra-flat panini 3
extra-greasy slider 2
extra-potent gremlin mutagen 3
Extra-slimy Slimosa 1
extra-spicy bloody mary 4
extra-strength red potion 12
extra-strength strongness elixir 1
eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest 3
eXtreme mittens 51
eXtreme scarf 32
eye of newt 46
eye of the Tiger-lily 66
eyedrops of newt 21
eyedrops of the ermine 3
eyedrops of the ocelot 4
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GOTO 1,596
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Hippy Army MPE 207
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ice-cold Willer 292
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igloo pie 1
iGoogly 1
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Imp Ale 3,841
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inkwell 26
insane tophat 1
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Instant Karma 2
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Iron Beta of Industry 21
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irritability potion 7
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jack flapper 101
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Jacob's rung 6
jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade 6
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jawbruiser 13
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jingle bell 1
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jumbo olive 8
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Kiss the Knob apron 1
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kiwi 25
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Knob Goblin elite pants 35
Knob Goblin elite polearm 42
Knob Goblin elite shirt 5
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Knob Goblin firecracker 246
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Knob Goblin harem veil 44
Knob Goblin learning pill 1
Knob Goblin love potion 73
Knob Goblin melon baller 7
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Knob Goblin pants 76
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Knob Goblin scimitar 84
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Knob Goblin tongs 99
Knob Goblin visor 310
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knob ka-bobs 4
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kumquartz 27
kumquat 3
La Fantasma y La Oscuridad 1
large box 65
large cocoa eggshell fragment 1
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Lars the Cyberian 5
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lavender paisley oyster egg 5
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lawnmower blade 1
Lazybones™ recliner 1
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LCD game: Food Eater 41
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leathery cat skin 111
leathery rat skin 17
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legitimate business on the beach 5
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Leonard's glasses 1
leotarrrd 10
Let Me Be! 3
Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil 5
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library card 63
licorice garrote 10
licorice root 330
lihc eye 1,804
lihc eye pie 18
lihc face 647
lime 987
lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum 21
limp broccoli 4
line 761
linguini immondizia bianco 1
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linoleum staff 6
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little paper umbrella 2,480
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live wire 1
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liver popsicle 3
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Lollipop Drop 21
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long pork 56
long pork casserole 96
long pork chop sandwiches 441
long pork lasagna 2
long skinny balloon 41
long-stemmed rose 1
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loose teeth 4,134
Lord of the Flies-sized fries 13
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 54
los chinos 54
lost key 244
lotion of coldness 7
lotion of hotness 10
lotion of sleaziness 6
lotion of spookiness 10
lotion of stench 10
love song of disturbing obsession 692
love song of icy revenge 612
love song of naughty innuendo 722
love song of smoldering passion 579
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lowercase N 14
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Lucky Surprise Egg 93
Lumineux Limnio 2
lump of Brituminous coal 1,272
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lump of diamond 74
lump of Saccharine Maple sap 1
lunar isotope 37
lupine sword 5
lynyrd musk 1,874
lynyrd snare 1,404
M-242 1
macaroni duck 5
Mad Train wine 182
Mae West 1
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magic whistle 27
magical baguette 6
magical ice cubes 2,347
magicalness-in-a-can 41
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magilaser blastercannon 19
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maiden wig 26
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mandarina colada 5
Manetwich 2
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margarita 5
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mariachi pants 875
Mariner's Friend cough drops 62
Mark of the Skeleton 1
Mark of the Vampire 5
Mark of the Zombie 1
marshmallow 1,278
martini 6
massive gemstone 15
mauve paisley oyster egg 1
mauve plastic oyster egg 1
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mauve striped oyster egg 2
Maxwell's Silver Hammer 29
McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade 158
McMillicancuddy's Special Lager 1,748
Meat detector 1
meat engine 2
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meat stack 127
meat vortex 265
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Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs 9
megatofu 2,184
Meleegra™ pills 50
melted Jell-o shot 3
memory of a C 5
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memory of a G 7
memory of a GT base pair 1
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memory of an A 8
memory of an AG base pair 1
memory of some delicious amino acids 1
menudo 2
Mer-kin cooljuice 2
Mer-kin fastjuice 1
Mer-kin pinkslip 1
Mer-kin ragejuice 2
Mer-kin smartjuice 8
Mer-kin strongjuice 3
mesh cap 42
metallic A 29
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler 15
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub 185
Microplushie: Bropane 114
Microplushie: Dorkonide 51
Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid 58
Microplushie: Fauxnerditide 18
Microplushie: Gothochondria 81
Microplushie: Hippylase 135
Microplushie: Hipsterine 8
Microplushie: Hobomosome 89
Microplushie: Otakulone 145
Microplushie: Raverdrine 71
Microplushie: Sororitrate 117
microwave stogie 6
mid-level medieval mead 1
midriff scrubs 7
Milk Studs 144
milky potion 59
mime soul fragment 30
mimosette 710
mind flayer corpse 100
miner's helmet 31
miner's pants 35
Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot 2
Mint Yulep 1
Miserable Pie 1
misfit dolly 1
Misty Robe 4
mixed wildflower greens 2
Mohawk wig 34
moist barrel 1
mojo filter 40
molotov cocktail cocktail 41
molten scrap metal 2
Mon Tiki 1
Monstar energy beverage 96
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moose chocolate 9
Morbidda trading card 1
Mornington crescent roll 2
mother's little helper 162
mother's secret recipe 1
motivational poster 20
moxie weed 896
Mr. Haggis 90
Mr. Joe's bangles 4
Mr. Mediocrebar 95
Mt. McLargeHuge oyster 17
muculent machete 1
Mudflap-Girl Earring 3
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mulberry 3
mulled berry wine 2
mulled cider 10
mullet wig 8
mummy costume 12
mummy mask 1
mummy wrapping 280
murky potion 76
muscle oil 1
mushroom fermenting solution 24
mushroom pizza 4
nachos of the night 2
nail file 1
nailswurst 2
nanite-infested candy cane 10
nanite-infested eggnog 6
nanite-infested fruitcake 2
nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear 4
nanofiber cloth 1
Nardz energy beverage 5
natty blue ascot 3
natural fennel soda 39
ND 1
necklace chain 3
Necrotelicomnicon 1
Neuromancer 2
neurostim pill 2
New Zealand iced tea 3
Newbiesport™ tent 6
NG 10
Nickel Gamma of Frugality 5
night-vision goggles 13
ninja fear powder 1
ninja hot pants 214
ninja mop 2
ninja rope 1
non-aged vinegar 2
normal barrel 1
not-a-pipe 1
Now and Earlier 58
noxious gas grenade 3
NPZR chemistry set 5
nurse's hat 2
nut-shaped Crimbo cookie 9
nutty organic salad 1
O'RLY manual 12
obsidian dagger 48
ocarina of space 14
occult jelly donut 2
ocean motion 51
octopus's spade 1
off-white plastic oyster egg 2
off-white polka-dot oyster egg 1
off-white striped oyster egg 1
office-supply crossbow 1
oil lamp 1
oil of expertise 32
oil of oiliness 4
Oil of Parrrlay 57
oil of slipperiness 12
oil of stability 10
oil pan 1
oily boid 4
oily mushroom wine 1
oily paste 1
ointment of the occult 7
Ol' Scratch's salad fork 1
old coin purse 64
old leather wallet 15
old rosewater cream 2
old school calculator watch 153
old sweatpants 42
old-fashioned 1
olive 126
olive lo mein 2
olive stir-fry 4
one pill 2,286
onion shurikens 1
oozenog 1
open sauce 350
orange 812
orange peel hat 3
orange popsicle 2
Orange Star of Sacrifice 5
Orangemageddon wine cooler 3
orc paste 1
orc wrist 5
Orcish baseball cap 56
Orcish cargo shorts 49
Orcish frat-paddle 31
orcish hand lotion 9
Orcish meat locker 2
orcish nailing lube 15
orcish rubber 4
orcish stud-finder 5
original G 2
ornate ancient cursed chest 2
Oscus's neverending soda 1
Osk'r Chow 1
out-of-tune biwa 1
overcookie 2
oversized fish scaler 9
oversized pipe 3
oversized pizza cutter 17
oversized skullcap 2
ovoid leather thing 6
oyster basket 3
oyster egg balloon 1
P.B.L.T. 1
Pack of Alice's Army Cards 851
pack of chewing gum 10
pack of KWE trading card 27
pack of pogs 140
packet of beer nuts 4
packet of dragon's teeth 1
packet of tofurkey gravy 4
PADL Phone 22
pail 18
Pain Dip 34
painful penne pasta 4
painting of a glass of wine 13
pair of bolt cutters 16
paisley spore pod 8
palm frond 601
palm-frond cloak 1
palm-frond fan 2
palm-frond net 1
palm-frond whip 9
Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster 2
panhandle panhandling hat 1
pants kit 2
pants of the Slug Lord 4
panty raider camouflage 22
papaya 26
papaya sling 4
papaya taco 22
paperclip 503
papotion of papower 8
paranormal ricotta 13
parisian cathouse 1
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passable elf mask 15
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pat of butter 1
pat-a-cake pendant 7
patchouli incense stick 16
patchouli oil bomb 19
patent antipsychotics 66
pawn cookie 86
peach 1
peach lozenge 3
peach pie 2
peanut brittle shield 143
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pear lozenge 3
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pebblebräu 1
pec oil 42
pecan pie 1
PEEZ dispenser 153
penguin focaccia bread 39
penguin skin buckler 1
penguin thesaurus 4
Penultimate Fantasy chest 46
peppermint crook 1
peppermint patty 8
peppermint sprout 2,294
peppermint tailings 67
perforated battle paddle 20
perfume of prejudice 2
perl necklace 6
perpendicular hula 45
personalized coffee mug 1
pestopiary 8
petit 4.1 4
petit fortran 7
petrified wood 58
pewter claymore 2
phat turquoise bead 2
philosopher's scone 11
philter of phorce 6
phish stick 6
photoprotoneutron torpedo 1
physiostim pill 14
Pick-O-Matic lockpicks 3
pickle-flavored chewing gum 27
Piddles 19
pie man was not meant to eat 1
piece of after eight 40
piece of wedding cake 66
piercing post 3
pigeon egg 6
pile of candy 33
pile of dusty animal bones 92
pile of gold coins 4
pile of jumping beans 33
pill cup 8
Pine-Fresh air freshener 35
pink clay bead 1
Pink Heart of Spirit 7
pink plastic baby 1
pink pony 89
pink slime 37
pirate brochure 13
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pirate shirt 1
pirate tract 1
pitchfork 56
pixel cross 9
pixel holy water 2
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pixellated moneybag 4
Plague of Locusts 1
plaid cowboy hat 1
plain bagel 4
plain old beer 2
plain pizza 9
plastic Crimbo reindeer 1
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plastic guitar 23
plastic ingot 1
plastic nunchaku 75
PlexiPips 32
plum 120
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plumber's lunch 4
plump juicy grub 14
pocket theremin 6
pocketwatch on a chain 7
pointed stick 17
pointy mushroom 104
pointy mushroom wine 2
pointy red hat 4
Polka Pop 14
polka-dot bow tie 1
poltergeist-in-the-jar-o 3
Polysniff Perfume 23
pool cue 43
pool of liquid metal 7
pool torpedo 253
popcorn 1
poppy 17
popsicle stick 19
popular tart 2
porquoise 35
porquoise ring 4
portable cassette player 75
portable Mayo Clinic 1
portable photocopier 49
possessed tomato 3
possibility potion 7
potato sprout 1
potent potion of potency 4
potion of animal rage 4
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Ye Olde Meade 10,076
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yellow brick road 2
yellow gummi ingot 149
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