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Display Case for Yarple (#145349)
This player is a member of the clan Seal Clubbers Union.

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Yarple (#145349)
This player has 5,404 unique items and 248,515 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"DRINK ME" potion 1
"honey" dipper 8
"meat" stick 22
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 7
1,970 carat gold 11
1-ball 68
1.21 jigawatts 1
1/6th Pound Cake 1
100-Watt bulb 2
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 111
17-ball 1
2-ball 51
25-meat staff 1
3-ball 78
30669 scroll 206
33398 scroll 349
334 scroll 206
37x37x37 puzzle cube 102
4-ball 57
4-d camera 3
4-dimensional guitar 13
4:20 bomb 5
5-Alarm Saucepan 23
5-ball 72
5-hour acrimony 1
6-ball 69
64067 scroll 2
668 scroll 26
7-ball 89
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 189
7-inch discus 1
8-ball 317
8-billed baseball cap 3
8-bit banana 1
9-ball 4
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes 1
a butt tuba 50
A Light that Never Goes Out 2
a little sump'm sump'm 59
a suspicious address 1
A. W. O. L. commendation 6
abandoned candy 1
abominable blubber 79
abominable snowcone 6
abstraction: action 175
abstraction: category 166
abstraction: certainty 5
abstraction: comprehension 2
abstraction: joy 6
abstraction: motion 4
abstraction: perception 172
abstraction: purpose 185
abstraction: sensation 168
abstraction: thought 176
Abyssal ember 1
accidental cider 81
accidental mutton 1
accord ion 3
accordion file 1
Accordion of Jordion 3
accordionoid rocca 3
acid-squirting flower 144
acoustic guitarrr 111
actual reality goggles 32
actual tapas 15
adder 147
adder bladder 267
adhesive tape dolly 1
adorable seal larva 17
aerated diving helmet 1
affordable teak perch 1
Agent Corrigan's cigarette 1
Agitated Turkey 5
agua de vida 25
airblaster gun 51
albatross necklace 2
Alewife™ Ale 17
Alice's Army Alchemist 5
Alice's Army Bowman 4
Alice's Army Cleric 5
Alice's Army Coward 3
Alice's Army Dervish 1
Alice's Army Foil Alchemist 2
Alice's Army Foil Bowman 1
Alice's Army Foil Cleric 1
Alice's Army Foil Coward 1
Alice's Army Foil Guard 1
Alice's Army Foil Halberder 2
Alice's Army Foil Hammerman 1
Alice's Army Foil Horseman 1
Alice's Army Foil Lanceman 1
Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber 1
Alice's Army Foil Martyr 1
Alice's Army Foil Ninja 1
Alice's Army Foil Nurse 2
Alice's Army Foil Page 1
Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden 2
Alice's Army Foil Spearsman 1
Alice's Army Foil Swordsman 2
Alice's Army Foil Wallman 1
Alice's Army Guard 8
Alice's Army Halberder 7
Alice's Army Hammerman 2
Alice's Army Horseman 5
Alice's Army Lanceman 2
Alice's Army Mad Bomber 11
Alice's Army Martyr 3
Alice's Army Ninja 6
Alice's Army Nurse 11
Alice's Army Page 10
Alice's Army Shieldmaiden 5
Alice's Army Sniper 2
Alice's Army Spearsman 10
Alice's Army Swordsman 5
Alice's Army Wallman 4
alien autoautopsy kit 1
alien drugs 1
alien force field disruptor bean 1
alien hologram projector 1
alien source code printout (used) 1
All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig 1
all-purpose cleaner 274
all-purpose flower 1
all-year sucker 1
alpha-mail pants 1
alphabet gum 7
alpine watercolor set 1
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility 1
amber aviator shades 3
Ambitious Turkey 29
ammonite candy mold 1
ammonite fossil 5
amok pudding 17
amok putter 2
amphibious tophat 1
amulet of extreme plot significance 32
Amulet of Yendor 205
ancient calendar 1
ancient calendar fragment 7
ancient cursed foot locker 22
ancient frozen dinner 84
ancient ice cream scoop 73
ancient Magi-Wipes 759
ancient medicinal herbs 1
ancient pills 1
ancient poisoned dart 278
Ancient Protector Soda 1
ancient protein powder 376
Ancient Saucehelm 13
ancient spice 142
ancient stone fist 6
ancient stone head 4
ancient turtle shell 3
ancient turtle shell helmet 1
ancient turtle shell powder 1
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 5
ancient vinyl coin purse 164
anemone nematocyst 6
anemone sauce 2
angel-food cake 1
Angelhair Culottes 3
Angry Farmer candy 388
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 1
angry inch 9
angst burger 1
Ankh of Badahnkadh 7
anniversary balloon 1
anniversary burlap belt 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
anniversary gift box 3
anniversary safety glass vest 1
anniversary tiny latex mask 1
annoying pitchfork 51
ant agonist 187
ant antidepressant 1
ant hoe 7
ant pick 11
ant pitchfork 8
ant rake 9
ant sickle 10
anti-anti-antidote 1,292
anticheese 164
antimatter wad 5
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 4
antique accordion 15
antique bottle of cough syrup 4
antique greaves 33
antique hand mirror 34
antique helmet 39
antique machete 49
antique packet of ketchup 83
antique shield 41
antique spear 47
antique spyglass 9
Apathargic Bandersnatch 2
apathetic lizardman doll 1
aquamariner's necklace 1
aquamariner's ring 1
aquaviolet jub-jub bird 1
Argarggagarg's fang 18
arm buzzer 1
armgun 121
armored prawn 2
arrowgram 1
arrrgyle socks 18
Arrrmetia trading card 1
arse-a'fire elixir 1
artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice 26
artisanal limoncello 29
Artist's Butterknife of Regret 1
Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness 1
Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury 1
Artist's Spatula of Despair 1
Artist's Whisk of Misery 1
asbestos apron 10
asbestos crossbow 6
asbestos crossbow string 3
asbestos helmet turtle 2
asbestos meat stack 1
asbestos ore 150
asbestos staff 9
asbestos stick 2
asbestos sword 10
asbestos sword hilt 1
asbestos thermos 8
ASCII fu manchu 1
ASCII shirt 24
Asleep in the Cemetery 4
asparagus knife 84
asparagus lo mein 1
asparagus stir-fry 1
aspirin 1
Ass-Stompers of Violence 1
assassin's cheese knife 8
asshat 14
astral mushroom 291
astronaut pants 1
Atomic Pop 5
atomic vector plotter 1
attention spanner 1
attorney's badge 86
augmented El Vibrato drone 1
Aura Libre 1
Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) 1
autocalliope 4
automatic catapult 1
auxiliary backbone 1
awful poetry journal 504
Ax of L'rose 1
Aye Aye 1
Aye Aye, Captain 1
Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth 1
bätzle 1
baby cuddlefish 2
baby killer bee 58
babycakes 1
backwoods screwdriver 80
baconstone 19
baconstone bracelet 1
baconstone earring 1
baconstone pendant 1
baconstone ring 1
bad-ass club 1
badass belt 133
badass pie 1
badge of authority 13
badger badge 4
bag of airline peanuts 196
bag of Cheat-Os 53
bag of GORF 165
bag of GORP 182
bag of gross foreign snacks 7
bag of lard 13
bag of many confections 1
bag of park garbage 25
bag of pygmy blood 104
bag of QWOP 24
bag of unfinished business 4
bag of W&Ws 20
baggie of powdered sugar 201
Baja sopapilla 7
bakelite bowl 1
bakelite brooch 3
balaclava 5
balaclava baklava 22
ball 4
ballast turtle 3
balloon helmet 3
balloon monkey 21
balloon shield 3
balloon sword 4
ballpark hot daub 1
ballroom blintz 77
balsa plank 2
bamboo bokuto 1
banana 29
banana cream pie 1
banana daiquiri 1
banana milkshake 1
banana peel 15
banana smoothie 1
banana spritzer 1
banana-frosted king cake 7
bananagate 20
bananarama bangle 1
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 3
baneful bandolier 1
Bangyomaman battle juice 2
banjo strings 2
baobab sap 2
bar skin 20
bar whip 3
barbed-wire fence 27
bargain flash powder 21
baritone accordion 4
bark beret 2
bark boxers 2
bark bracelet 2
bark rootbeer 7
Barney's rake 3
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 2
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 20
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 1
barrel beryl 4
barrel cracker 35
barrel gun 10
barrel pickle 40
barrel-aged martini 29
barrrnacle 31
barskin buckler 2
barskin cloak 2
barskin hat 2
barskin loincloth 2
barskin tent 1
bartender skull 1
bartender-in-the-box 3
bartender-skull-in-the-box 1
Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler 1
Barulio's bottle 14
basaltamander tongue 12
baseball 129
Bash-Ōs boxtop 2
Bash-Ōs cereal 18
basic meat crossbow 5
basic meat fez 1
basic meat foon 1
basic meat helmet 2
basic meat kilt 1
basic meat pants 1
basic meat skirt 1
basic meat spork 2
basic meat staff 7
basic meat sword 5
bat guano 52
bat haggis 2
bat hat 1
bat whip 2
bat wing 415
bat wing kabob 1
bat wing stir-fry 1
bat-ass leather jacket 1
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 2
batarang 13
batblade 164
batgut 126
bath ball gift set 2
batskin belt 19
battered Crimbo Crate 3
battered hubcap 1
battered old top-hat 1
Battlie Light Saver 65
bazookafish bubble gum 27
beach ball marble 1
Beach Buck 184
beach glass bead 75
beach glass necklace 1
bean burrito 135
beanbag chair 1
beard incense 10
beastly paste 1
beaten-up Chucks 3
beautiful rainbow 1
beaver spear 7
beavermouth 1
bed of coals 12
beefy fish meat 63
beefy pill 4
beer basted brat 27
beer bomb 528
beer bong 13
beer cartilage 1
beer goggles 7
beer helmet 126
beer lens 39
beer-a-pult 2
beer-battered accordion 2
beer-scented teddy bear 38
beer-soaked mop 54
beertini 11
beery blood 1
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 3
begpwnia 1
beholed bedsheet 2
beige clambroth marble 1
Beignet Milgranet 5
bejeweled accordion strap 1
bejeweled cufflinks 9
bejeweled pledge pin 126
belemnite candy mold 1
belemnite fossil 3
bell-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
bellhop bell 4
Belt of Howling Anger 4
Ben-Gal™ Balm 60
Benetton's Medley of Diversity 1
bent scrap metal 45
berries of suffering 27
berry-infused sake 2
Better Than Cuddling Cake 1
bewitching boots 1
bezoar ring 1
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 2
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 2
BGE merchandise order form 4
BGE shotglass 1
BGE temporary tattoo 1
BGE tiny plastic toy 1
bi-lateral logic compressor 2
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 7
big bad voodoo mask 23
big bass drum 120
big boom 18
big bundle of chamoix 2
Big Candy's tophat 1
big dribbly candle 4
big glob of skin 1
big red clown nose 243
big rock 3
big slimy cyst 1
big stick 8
big stirring stick 1
big tun 247
bigger stick 21
bilge wine 188
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 1
bindle of joy 10
bindlestocking 7
bird rib 31
birdbone corset 2
birthday party jellybean cheesecake 1
bishop cookie 1
Bit O' Ectoplasm 3
bit of clingfilm 84
bit-o-cactus 202
bite-me-red lipstick 2
bitter pill 1
BitterSweetTarts 1
BittyCar HotCar 1
Bjorn's Hammer 2
black & tan 24
black and white cracker 5
Black Angus blackburger 1
black belt 1
black blade 18
Black Body™ spray 2
black brandy 1
black BRICKO brick 1
black candy heart 150
black cherry soda 2
black cloak 14
black cowboy hat 1
black eye shadow 78
black eyedrops 19
black facepaint 2
black forest cake 24
black forest ham 26
black friar's tonsure 54
black gold 5
black greaves 47
black helmet 32
Black Hole 1
black kettle drum 52
black label 51
black lotus 1
black magic powder 52
Black No. 2 173
black paisley oyster egg 6
black pension check 307
black pepper 8
black picnic basket 71
black pixel 910
black plastic oyster egg 6
black polka-dot oyster egg 3
black pudding 49
black sheepskin diploma 2
black shield 21
black snake skin 137
black snowcone 45
black spot 12
black striped oyster egg 2
black sword 39
black tear 7
black-and-blue light 480
blackberry 243
blackberry combat boots 1
blackberry galoshes 3
blackberry moccasins 1
blackberry polite 1
blackberry slippers 1
Blackfly Chardonnay 29
blammer 3
blank diary 1
blank prescription sheet 3
Blatantly Canadian 24
blended frozen swill 1
blind-packed capsule toy 1
blind-packed die-cast metal toy 69
Bling of the New Wave 4
Blizzards I Have Died In 8
blob of acid 35
blob of Alphredo™ 4
blob of wood glue 3
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 7
Blood 'n' Plenty 5
blood flower 2
blood of the Wereseal 3
blood sausage 5
blood-drive sticker 1
blood-faced volleyball 1
bloodied surgical dungarees 48
bloodstain stick 22
bloody beer 14
bloody clown pants 348
bloody mary 26
blowdart 12
blue class ring 3
Blue Diamond of Honesty 1
blue grass 6
blue oyster badge 14
blue paisley oyster egg 1
blue pixel 1,839
blue pixel potion 11
blue plasma ball 505
blue plastic baby 1
blue plastic oyster egg 7
blue polka-dot oyster egg 23
blue potion 47
blue shell 8
blue snowcone 368
blue striped oyster egg 10
blue suede shoes 1
blue velvet cake 1
blue-frosted astral cupcake 1
blundarrrbus 4
blunt cat claw 1
blunt icepick 5
bobcat grenade 5
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
Bohemian rhapsody 4
boilermaker 4
boilgun 2
bone abacus 30
bone bandoneon 3
bone chips 4
bone collar 1
bone crusher 1
bone flute 198
bone meal 1
bone rattle 25
Bone's Farm "wine" 1
Bonerdagon necklace 2
bonsai tree 1
booby trap 1
book of matches 96
boot knife 1
BOOtonniere 4
Boots of Twilight Whispers 4
booty chest charrrm 102
booty chest charrrm bracelet 1
booze-soaked cherry 17
boozebomb 2
Boozehounds Anonymous token 3
Bordeaux Marteaux 5
borg sock monkey 2
boring spaghetti 1
Boris's Helm 1
Boris's key lime 2
Boris's key lime pie 2
Boris's ring 9
borrowed time 2
Boss Bat bling 13
Boss Bat britches 7
Boss Drops 1
bottle of alcohol 243
bottle of Amontillado 34
bottle of antifreeze 8
bottle of black cat tonic 4
bottle of Blank-Out 1
bottle of Bloodweiser 1
bottle of bubbles 6
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 5
bottle of Cochon Noir 1
bottle of cooking sherry 86
bottle of Definit 10
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 6
bottle of Evermore 3
bottle of extra-strength melodramamine 1
bottle of fire 1
bottle of fruity "wine" 2
bottle of gin 496
bottle of goofballs 23
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 7
bottle of laundry sherry 14
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 4
bottle of lighter fluid 261
bottle of melodramamine 1
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 245
bottle of moontan lotion 2
bottle of Mystic Shell 10
bottle of Old Pugilist 1
bottle of Ooze-O 16
bottle of peppermint schnapps 2
bottle of perfume 1
bottle of Pete's Sake 6
bottle of Pinot Renoir 9
bottle of pirate juice 45
bottle of popskull 99
bottle of Professor Beer 1
bottle of Rapier Witbier 1
bottle of realpagne 3
bottle of Red-Out 7
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 15
bottle of rum 1,779
bottle of sake 27
bottle of sewage schnapps 183
bottle of tequila 665
bottle of ultravitamins 7
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 9
bottle of vodka 444
bottle of whiskey 399
bottle of wine 30
bottle opener belt buckle 14
bottlecap turtle 1
bottled day 1
bottled inspiration 3
bottled swamp gas 8
boulder 15
bounty-hunting helmet 1
bounty-hunting pants 1
bounty-hunting rifle 1
bouquet of circular saw blades 1
bowl of Bounty-Os 2
bowl of cottage cheese 70
bowl of fishysoisse 15
bowl of lucky charms 3
bowl of rye sprouts 4
Bowl of Scorpions 16
bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ 1
bowling ball 54
box 639
box of Dweebs 29
box of Familiar Jacks 4
box of hammers 4
box of hickory chips 1
box of Pokëmann band-aids 142
box turtle 5
box-in-the-box 1
box-in-the-box-in-the-box 2
boxed champagne 10
boxed wine 498
boxing glove 53
boxing glove on a spring 1
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 49
brains casserole 3
brainwave-controlled unicorn horn 1
brainy skull 1
Bram's choker 2
brand new key 4
Brand of Violence 1
brass abacus 1
brass bung spigot 3
brass crank handle 1
brass dorsal fin 3
brass gear 119
brass stinger 2
brass turkey knuckles 1
bread line 4
breadchucks 6
breadwand 1
Breakfast Blast wine cooler 4
breath mint 23
brick 239
brick of sand 12
BRICKO bat 1
BRICKO brick 121
BRICKO bulwark 1
BRICKO elephant 1
BRICKO eye brick 8
BRICKO hat 1
BRICKO octopus 1
BRICKO ooze 1
BRICKO oyster 1
BRICKO pants 1
BRICKO pearl 1
BRICKO python 1
BRICKO reactor 1
BRICKO stud 1
BRICKO sword 1
BRICKO trunk 1
BRICKO turtle 1
briefcase 107
brigand brittle 1,126
Bright Water 8
Brimstone Bludgeon 1
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 18
brine 43
briny vinegar 1
brittle plastic handle 1
broken BRICKO brick 1
broken carburetor 3
broken cellular phone 1
broken clock 3
broken El Vibrato drone 1
broken glass grenade 6
broken high-temperature mining drill 16
broken skull 254
broken sword 15
bronze breastplate 38
bronzed locust 125
BROS Energy Drink 19
brown crock marble 20
brown felt tophat 48
brown paper bag mask 33
brown paper pants 33
brown pixel 1
brown plastic baby 1
brown sugar cane 133
buñuelos Jaliscos 6
bubble bauble bow 2
bubble-wrap simulator 5
bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban 1
bubblewrap crossbow 3
bubblewrap ore 26
bubblewrap staff 2
bubblewrap sword 2
bubblin' crude 2,372
bubbling tempura batter 2
bubbly potion 328
bucket of anniversary lard 1
bucket of fish juice 4
bucket of honey 1
bucket of wine 137
buckler buckle 9
buckyball 5
Buddy Bjorn 1
buffalo blade 3
bug paste 1
bugbear beanie 134
bugbear bungguard 100
bugged bön±Ã©t 1
bugged beanie 1
Bulky Buddy Box 5
bull blubber 26
bullet-proof corduroys 102
bum cheek 149
bumblebee marble 2
bunch of bananas 1
bunch of square grapes 58
bundle of "fragrant" herbs 1
bungle in the jungle 2
bunny liver 17
buoybottoms 49
burnt flower 1
burrowgrub hive 1
burst hellseal brain 3
BURT 16
bus pass 30
butterfly knife 1
button rouge 3
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 4
C.H.U.M. chum 13
C.H.U.M. knife 12
C.H.U.M. lantern 3
cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 3
cactus fruit 144
cactus monocle 1
caipifruta 3
calavera concertina 3
calle de miel 2
calle de miel with a fly in it 2
Camp Scout backpack 1
Camp Scout pup tent 112
can cannon 3
can of Adultwitch™ 34
can of Binarrrca 32
can of black paint 3
can of CRIMBCOLA 4
can of depilatory cream 1
can of Drooling Monk 1
can of fake snow 1
can of franks 'n' beans 1
can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ 11
can of Impetuous Scofflaw 1
can of maces 2
can of Red Minotaur 162
can of sardines 4
Can of Spaghetto 1
can of spinach 35
can of starch 6
can of sterno 3
can of Swiller 74
can of the cheapest beer 1
can of V-11 4
Can-Can skirt 2
can-can-in-a-can 2
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 45
can-you-dig-it? 1
candied bolts 5
candied kobold 17
candied nuts 5
candied yam pinky ring 1
candied yams 63
Candy Alexander 1
candy brain 4
candy cane 101
candy cane candygram 1
candy cigarette 11
candy cornucopia 1
candy crayons 1
candy kneecapping stick 8
candy knife 1
candy knuckles 2
candy skeleton 1
candy stake 5
candycaine powder 1
cannonball charrrm 148
cannonball charrrm bracelet 1
canopic jar 470
canteen of wine 9
capacitor relay 13
carbon nanotube frame 7
carbonated soy milk 201
carbonated water lily 256
carbonite visor 1
cardboard box turtle 1
cardboard crossbow 2
cardboard katana 15
cardboard ore 24
cardboard staff 2
cardboard sword 2
cardboard wakizashi 33
caret 1
carob brownies 1
carob cannon 2
carob chunk cookies 8
carob chunk noodles 6
carob chunks 7
Carol of the Bulls 1
carton of rotten eggs 12
carton of snake milk 133
cartoon heart 28
casino pass 80
cast 290
cast-iron legacy paddle 5
cat appendix 201
catfish whiskers 12
catgut 51
catgut taco 2
catskin buckler 2
catskin cap 1
catsup 2
caustic slime nodule 1
Caveman Dan's favorite rock 1
celestial au jus 1
celestial carrot juice 1
celestial olive oil 1
celestial squid ink 1
Cement Mixer 1
cement sandals 1
censored can label 1
centipede eggs 148
Cerebral Cloche 1
Cerebral Crossbow 1
Cerebral Culottes 1
chain-mail monokini 1
chakra malt 1
chakra sludge 14
chakra-mental wine 1
chamoisole 1
chaos butterfly 689
charged magnet 1
Charity's choker 1
charming flute 23
charpuce jub-jub bird 1
charrrm bracelet 2
cheap cigar butt 8
cheap elven gloves 7
cheap plastic blowgun 7
cheap plastic bottle opener 2
cheap studded belt 471
cheap sunglasses 2
cheap toaster 8
cheap wind-up clock 1
cheer extractor 1
cheer-o-gram 1
Cheer-Up soda 1
cheerful antler hat 1
cheerful Crimbo sweater 1
cheerful pajama pants 1
cheezburger 6
chef skull 1
chef's hat 182
chef-in-the-box 7
chef-skull-in-the-box 1
cherry 47
Cherry Cloaca Cola 2
cherry pie 31
Cherrytastrophe wine cooler 1
Chester's Aquarius medallion 1
Chester's bag of candy 3
Chester's cutoffs 1
Chester's moustache 1
Chester's muscle shirt 1
Chester's sunglasses 2
chewing gum on a string 12
chicle de salchicha 1
children of the candy corn 2
Chinese curse words 1
chintzy accordion pin 1
chintzy disco ball pendant 1
chintzy noodle ring 6
chintzy saucepan earring 3
chintzy seal pendant 8
chintzy turtle brooch 2
chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli 190
chisel 1
chitinous pod 1
chloroform rag 33
chlorophyll paste 1
chocolate filthy lucre 5
chocolate frosted sugar bomb 5
chocolate seal-clubbing club 1
chocolate spurs 2
chocolate stolen accordion 1
chocolate turtle totem 1
chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses 1
chocolate-covered scarab beetle 1
chocolate-frosted king cake 3
Choker of the Ultragoth 1
chopsticks 52
Chorale of Companionship 3
Chori Zo trading card 2
chorizo brownies 8
chorizo taco 117
chrome crossbow 10
chrome crossbow string 2
chrome helmet turtle 1
chrome meat stack 1
chrome ore 137
chrome staff 11
chrome stick 1
chrome sword 7
chrome sword hilt 2
Chroner 185
Chroner cross 1
chunk of depleted Grimacite 1
chunk of hot iron 17
chunk of rock salt 24
cigar box turtle 21
cigarette lighter 109
Cinco Mayo Lager 1
cinnamon troll doll 1
circle drum 1
circular CRIMBCOOKIE 2
Citrus Crush wine cooler 3
citrus-infused sake 2
Clan VIP Lounge invitation 1
Clan VIP Lounge key 1
Claw of the Infernal Seal 3
clay peace-sign bead 76
Claybender glasses 17
Climate Colada 2
clingfilm cap 1
clingfilm slippers 1
clingfilm tangle 1
clingfilm trousers 1
Cloaca Cola Polar 7
Cloaca grenade 2
Cloaca-Cola 13
Cloaca-Cola c-rations 2
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 35
Cloaca-Cola helmet 27
Cloaca-Cola knapsack 8
Cloaca-Cola shield 31
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife 1
Cloak of Dire Shadows 4
clock-cleaning hammer 5
clockwork bartender head 1
clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box 1
clockwork bartender-in-the-box 1
clockwork chef head 1
clockwork chef-head-in-the-box 1
clockwork chef-in-the-box 1
clockwork claws 2
clockwork clockwise dome 1
clockwork counterclockwise dome 1
clockwork crossbow 1
clockwork detective skull 1
clockwork doohickey 1
clockwork endoskeleton 1
clockwork handle 1
clockwork hat 1
clockwork key 5
clockwork maid 1
clockwork maid head 1
clockwork pants 1
clockwork pirate skull 1
clockwork rings 1
clockwork rod 1
clockwork shank 1
clockwork sheet 1
clockwork sphere 1
clockwork spine 2
clockwork staff 1
clockwork sword 1
clockwork thingamajig 1
clockwork trench coat 1
clockwork widget 1
cloudy potion 299
clove-flavored lip balm 3
clown hammer 199
clown shoes 146
clown skin 226
clown whip 3
clown wig 51
clownskin belt 14
clownskin buckler 5
clownskin harness 71
club necklace 18
club of corruption 1
club of the five seasons 2
clumsiness bark 137
clutch of dodecapede eggs 77
coal contact lenses 3
coal dust 39
coal shovel 16
coarse hemp socks 1
cob of corn 3
Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau 82
cocktail napkin 114
cocktail onion 2
cocoa egg 2
cocoa eggshell fragment 487
coconut bikini top 1
coconut shell 1,285
cod cape 2
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 1
Codpiece of the Goblin King 25
coffin lid 56
cog 362
cog and sprocket assembly 3
Coinspiracy 192
Colander of Em-er'il 17
cold and sour sauce 1
cold hi mein 3
Cold Hots candy 13
cold mashed potatoes 4
cold ninja mask 38
cold nuggets 324
cold powder 14
cold wad 180
cold water bottle 61
cold-filtered water 23
collapsible baton 1
collection of tiny spooky objects 9
cologne of contempt 1
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 4
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 13
colored-light "necklace" 1
colorful toad 70
comb jelly 11
combat fan 4
Comet Pop 1
comfy coffin 9
comfy pillow 23
commemorative war stein 49
communal gobstopper 7
communications windchimes 49
complicated lock impression 1
compression stocking 166
computronic processing unit 1
concentrated cordial of concentration 1
concentrated fish broth 3
concentrated garbage juice 21
concentrated magicalness pill 16
concoction of clumsiness 1
confusing LED clock 120
congratulatory cake 1
conjured ice cream 6
Connery's Elixir of Audacity 1
contract enforcement stick 3
control crystal 1
Cookbook of the Damned 3
cookie cookie 4
cool cat claw 2
cool cat elixir 1
cool jelly donut 5
cool mushroom 10
cool mushroom casserole 1
cool mushroom wine 1
cool whip 123
Copper Alpha of Sincerity 95
copper ha'penny charrrm 102
copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet 1
cordial of concentration 1
corn holder 42
corncob pipe 4
cornuthaum 192
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 8
Corpse Island iced tea 25
corpse on the beach 32
corpsebite 2
corpsedriver 29
corpsetini 31
correction fluid 65
corroded breeches 1
corrupt club of corrupt corruption 1
corrupt club of corruption 1
corrupted data 7
corrupted marrow 48
cosmic paste 1
costume rental shop 19
costume sword 22
cottage 1
cotton candy bale 5
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cotton candy cordial 2
cotton candy pillow 4
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cotton candy plug 24
cotton candy skoshe 8
cotton candy smidgen 7
Counterclockwise Watch 1
Covers-Your-Head 1
crêepy mask 25
cracker 2
Cracklin' Oat Bran 10
cranberries 848
cranberry cordial 2
crappy brain 1,621
crappy waiter disguise 16
crayon shavings 4
crazy hobo notebook 21
crazy little Turkish delight 149
Crazymaker 1
cream of pointy mushroom soup 1
cream pie 1
cream stout 123
creamsicle 144
creepy doll head 1
creepy ginger ale 105
creepy nursery rhyme 1
creepy voice box 2
creepy-ass club 1
Crepes a la Lune 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 1
CRIMBCO lanyard 1
CRIMBCO mug 2
CRIMBCO scrip 10
CRIMBCO wine 2
CRIMBCOIDS mints 5
CRIMBCOLOAF 4
Crimbo candied pecan 9
Crimbo Credit 36
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Crimbo Factory surprise box 1
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Crimbo salad 7
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Crimbo wreath 1
Crimbomega drive chain 1
Crimbomination Contraption 1
Crimbot schematic: Big Head 1
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Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis 1
Crimbuck 1
crimsilion jub-jub bird 1
crossbow string 10
crotchety pants 3
crowbar 4
crowbarrr 23
Crown of the Goblin King 97
crown-shaped beanie 5
crude voodoo doll 18
cruelty-free wine 9
crumbling rat skull 4
crumpled felt fedora 1
crystal skull 3
crystalline cheer 1,448
crystalline light bulb 1
crystalline seal eye 1
crystallized memory 1
CSA all-purpose soap 39
CSA bravery badge 97
CSA cheerfulness ration 80
CSA discount card 112
CSA fire-starting kit 120
CSA obedience grenade 163
CSA scoutmaster's "water" 58
cube of billiard chalk 8
cup of hickory chicory 15
cup of infinite pencils 4
cup of primitive beer 14
cupcake-in-a-cup 2
curdflinger 1
curmudgel 48
cursed black pearl onion 33
cursed bottle of black-label rum 26
cursed bottle of rum 38
cursed breeches 1
cursed cannonball 32
cursed dirty joke scroll 31
cursed eyepatch 1
cursed piece of thirteen 14
cursed sea biscuit 39
cursed voodoo skull 27
custard pie 8
cute mushroom 16
cyber-mattock 1
cyborg doll 2
cyborg stompin' boot 3
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cylindrical mold 19
cymbal syrup 159
D roll 63
d12 82
Daffy Taffy 34
daisy 2
dance card 72
dancing fan 3
dangerous jerkcicle 44
Danglin' Chad's loincloth 3
dark potion 348
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das boot 1
day-old beer 5
deactivated MicroMechaMech 1
dead guy's watch 143
deadly lampshade 12
deadly nightshade 1
death blossom 18
decaying goldfish liver 151
decaying wooden oar 1
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decent brain 1,860
deck of tropical cards 1
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decorative fountain 69
Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe 24
deep six-shooter 13
defective skull 191
dehydrated caviar 124
delectable catalyst 11
delectable fire ant 1
delicious candy 6
delicious noodles 1
delicious salad 22
delicious shimmering moth 17
delicious spicy noodles 2
delicious stinkbug 1
delicious swamp muck 32
demon buckler 2
demon makeup kit 2
demon skin 284
demon whip 2
demon-horned hat 2
demonic paste 1
demonskin jacket 2
demonskin trousers 2
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dense meat crossbow 1
dense meat stack 85
dense meat staff 1
dense meat sword 1
dental pliers 1
dented harmonica 43
dented spoon 7
deodorant 177
depantsing bomb 26
depleted Grimacite astrolabe 1
depleted Grimacite grappling hook 1
depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick 1
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designer handbag 3
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detective skull 1
dethklok 4
devil's-food cake 1
devilish folio 140
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dew yoana salacious lei 1
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diamond-studded cane 122
diamond-studded fronts 1
dice ring 1
Dickory Farms Gift Basket 15
didgeridooka 12
Diet Cloaca Cola 3
dieting pill 2
digital key lime 2
digital key lime pie 2
digital underground potion 1
dilapidated wizard hat 1
dill 66
dingy planks 2
dinner roll 9
dire fudgesicle 84
dirty hobo gloves 143
disassembled clover 3,076
disbelief suspenders 6
discarded button 1
Disco 'Fro Pick 15
disco ball 138
Disco Banjo 2
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disco horoscope (Aries) 5
disco horoscope (Cancer) 5
disco horoscope (Capricorn) 3
disco horoscope (Gemini) 5
disco horoscope (Leo) 1
disco horoscope (Libra) 2
disco horoscope (Pisces) 3
disco horoscope (Sagittarius) 7
disco horoscope (Scorpio) 7
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disco horoscope (Virgo) 3
disco mask 54
discocktail 12
Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog 1
disease 490
disembodied brain 112
disembodied smile 2
dishrag 20
disintegrating barrel 484
disintegrating quill pen 340
disintegrating sheet music 8
disintegrating spiky collar 1
displaced fish 125
disposable instant camera 7
disposable lighter 4
distention pill 2
distilled fortified wine 11
distressed denim pants 124
disturbing fanfic 194
Divine 1
divine blowout 1
divine can of silly string 1
divine champagne flute 1
divine champagne popper 1
divine cracker 1
divine noisemaker 1
diving muff 1
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 634
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 64
Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent 2
Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm 2
Doc's Miracle Cure 1
dog ointment 1
Dogsgotnonoz pills 2
doll house 7
dollar sign 1
dollar-sign bag 36
dollhive 7
Dolphin King's crown 1
dolphin whistle 7
donkey flipbook 22
dope gangsta bling-bling 9
dope wheels 28
Double Bacon Beelzeburger 41
double-barreled sling 32
double-ice box 1
double-ice britches 1
double-ice cap 1
double-ice gum 2
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 1
drab sonata 179
drafty drawers 5
draggin' ball hat 60
dragonfish caviar 1
Dramatic™ range 7
Drapes-You-Regally 1
dread tarragon 1
dreadful box 2
dreadful roast 1
dreadlock whip 70
Dreadsylvanian Almanac page 186
Dreadsylvanian seed pod 1
dress pants 10
dried face 10
dripping meat crossbow 1
dripping meat staff 1
dripping meat sword 1
droll monocle 9
drone self-destruct chip 23
droopy doll eye 4
drop of water-37 2
Drowsy Sword 119
drum machine 112
drum of tommy ammo 23
Drunkula's cape 1
dry cleaning receipt 5
dry martini 36
dry noodles 2,580
dry vodka martini 3
drywall axe 90
dubious loincloth 4
dubious peppermint 1
ducha de oro 1
duck-on-a-string 1
duct tape 176
duct tape buckler 2
duct tape dockers 2
duct tape fedora 2
duct tape shirt 2
duct tape sword 2
duct tape wallet 2
dude ranch souvenir crate 1
dueling banjo 1
dueling turtle 3
DUFRESNE Suds 23
dull fish scale 286
dumb mud 1
dungeoneer's dungarees 26
dungeoneering kit 32
duonoculars 2
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Duskwalker syringe 73
Dust bunny 241
dusty animal cranium 1
dusty animal jawbone 1
dusty animal pelvis 1
dusty animal skull 1
dusty barrel 398
dusty bottle of Marsala 274
dusty bottle of Merlot 282
dusty bottle of Muscat 252
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 262
dusty bottle of Port 325
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 241
dusty Crimbo crate 4
dusty eighth caudal vertebra 1
dusty eighth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra 1
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dusty fifth cervical vertebra 1
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dusty first cervical vertebra 1
dusty first lumbar vertebra 1
dusty first thoracic vertebra 1
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dusty fourth thoracic vertebra 1
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dusty left eleventh rib 3
dusty left femur 1
dusty left fibula 1
dusty left fifth rib 1
dusty left first front claw 1
dusty left first rear claw 1
dusty left first rib 3
dusty left fourth front claw 1
dusty left fourth rear claw 1
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dusty left humerus 1
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dusty left ninth rib 1
dusty left radius 1
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dusty left sixth rib 1
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dusty left third front claw 4
dusty left third rear claw 2
dusty left third rib 1
dusty left thumb 2
dusty left tibia 3
dusty left twelfth rib 1
dusty left ulna 1
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dusty ninth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty right clavicle 1
dusty right eighth rib 1
dusty right eleventh rib 1
dusty right femur 1
dusty right fibula 1
dusty right fifth rib 3
dusty right first front claw 1
dusty right first rear claw 1
dusty right first rib 1
dusty right fourth front claw 2
dusty right fourth rear claw 1
dusty right fourth rib 1
dusty right humerus 1
dusty right kneecap 1
dusty right ninth rib 1
dusty right radius 1
dusty right scapula 1
dusty right second front claw 1
dusty right second rear claw 1
dusty right second rib 1
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dusty right tenth rib 1
dusty right third front claw 3
dusty right third rear claw 2
dusty right third rib 1
dusty right thumb 1
dusty right tibia 1
dusty right twelfth rib 1
dusty right ulna 1
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dusty second caudal vertebra 1
dusty second cervical vertebra 1
dusty second lumbar vertebra 1
dusty second thoracic vertebra 1
dusty seventh caudal vertebra 4
dusty seventh cervical vertebra 1
dusty seventh lumbar vertebra 1
dusty seventh thoracic vertebra 1
dusty sixth caudal vertebra 1
dusty sixth cervical vertebra 1
dusty sixth lumbar vertebra 2
dusty sixth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty tenth caudal vertebra 1
dusty tenth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty third caudal vertebra 1
dusty third cervical vertebra 2
dusty third lumbar vertebra 1
dusty third thoracic vertebra 1
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dwarf bread 78
dwarvish magazine 14
dwarvish war helmet 2
dwarvish war kilt 1
dwarvish war mattock 1
Dyspepsi grenade 14
Dyspepsi-Cola 310
Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations 5
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues 17
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet 18
Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack 4
Dyspepsi-Cola shield 16
Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen 1
eagle feather 27
eagle's milk 50
Earring of Fire 1
easter egg balloon 44
Eau de Guaneau 16
Ecto-Cooler 1
ectoplasmic orbs 90
ectoplasmic paste 1
eel battery 4
eel sauce 1
eel skin 6
eelskin hat 1
eelskin pants 1
eelskin shield 2
eerie fetish 4
eerily silent box 1
Effermint™ tablets 9
effervescent potion 297
effluvious emerald 1
eggbeater 14
eggnog 100
El Sombrero De Lopez 9
El Vibrato drone 3
El Vibrato energy spear 1
El Vibrato helmet 1
El Vibrato leg guards 1
El Vibrato power sphere 3
El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) 12
El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) 2
El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) 13
El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) 8
El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) 35
El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) 45
El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) 11
El Vibrato translator 2
El Vibrato trapezoid 1
Elder Turtle Shell 13
eldritch alignment spray 1
eldritch dough 36
eldritch effluvium 23
Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror 1
electric copperhead potion 2
electric crutch 7
electric Kool-Aid 2
electric snakebite 6
electrical thingamabob 281
electronic dulcimer pants 1
elegant nightstick 9
elemental paste 1
eleven-foot pole 2
Elf Farm Raffle ticket 93
elf ploughshare 1
Elfin shortbread 2
Elizabeth's Dollie 1
Elizabeth's paintbrush 1
Elmley shades 3
Elron's Explosive Etude 2
elven limbos gingerbread 29
elven cellocello 17
elven hardtack 95
elven magi-pack 199
elven medi-pack 194
elven moonshine 14
elven socks 7
elven squeeze 107
elven suicide capsule 9
elven tambourine 1
elven whittling knife 1
Elvish delight 4
embezzler's oil 3
emergency margarita 1
empty agua de vida bottle 23
empty blowgun 1
empty Cloaca-Cola bottle 147
empty lava bottle 1
empty meat tank 77
enchanted barbell 13
enchanted bean 64
enchanted bean burrito 131
enchanted brass knuckles 1
enchanted eyepatch 2
Enchanted Flyswatter 1
enchanted handwarmer 2
enchanted muesli 70
Enchanted Plunger 1
enchanted toothpick 1
enchantlers 2
encoder ring 182
energy drink IV 5
ennui-flavored potato chips 6
enormous belt buckle 129
enormous hoop earring 49
Ent cider 30
epic wad 1
equal sign 4
eraser nubbin 23
escargotsicle 3
especially salty dog 1
eternal car battery 7
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evil golden arch 26
evil golden arches 1
evil googly eye 1
evil teddy bear 1
evil teddy bear sewing kit 3
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executive mime flask 8
exotic jungle fruit 68
exotic orchid 1
expensive camera 21
expensive cigar 2
experimental carbon fiber pasta additive 1
experimental serum G-9 4
experimental serum P-00 4
exploding hacky-sack 20
explosion-flavored chewing gum 214
extra-fancy ring setting 2
extra-flat panini 28
extra-greasy slider 5
extra-large palm-frond toupee 2
extra-potent gremlin mutagen 7
extra-spicy bloody mary 6
extra-strength red potion 19
extra-strength rubber bands 1
extra-strength strongness elixir 7
eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest 53
eXtreme meat crossbow 2
eXtreme meat staff 2
eXtreme meat sword 2
eXtreme mittens 231
eXtreme nose ring 2
eXtreme scarf 165
eye of newt 21
eye-pod 2
eyedrops of newt 2
eyedrops of the ermine 1
eyedrops of the ocelot 2
eyepatch 234
f3d0r4 178
fabric hardener 25
fabric softener 21
facehugging alien 3
facsimile dictionary 22
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faded red protest sign 1
fairy gravy boat 27
fake blood 22
fake fake vomit 203
fake hand 171
fake plastic grass 1
false eyelashes 2
Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium 1
fancy ball mask 1
fancy bath salts 261
fancy beef jerky 1
fancy blue potion 5
fancy but probably evil chocolate 4
fancy canapés 1
fancy chocolate 8
fancy chocolate car 7
fancy dress ball 4
fancy opera glasses 7
fancy schmancy cheese sauce 1
fancy seashell necklace 5
Fantasma en la Máquina 1
FantasyRealm key 8
FantasyRealm Mage's Hat 3
FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm 8
fat bottom quark 12
fat loot token 78
fat stacks of cash 181
fat wallet 4
FDKOL commendation 182
FDKOL fire hose 1
FDKOL hotcakes 1
FDKOL tattoo 1
felt 22
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots 4
fermenting powder 31
ferret bait 240
Ferrigno's Elixir of Power 5
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festive holiday hat 5
festive warbear bank 1
fetid feather 33
fettucini Inconnu 3
Feynman gate 7
fez of etymology 2
fiberglass fannypack 1
fiberglass fedora 1
fiberglass foil 1
fiberglass frock 1
fiery wing 88
figurine of a charred seal 41
figurine of a cold seal 133
figurine of a cute baby seal 2
figurine of a shadowy seal 16
figurine of a sleek seal 116
figurine of a slippery seal 84
figurine of a stinking seal 53
figurine of a wretched-looking seal 39
figurine of an ancient seal 2
figurine of an armored seal 2
filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") 218
filigreed hamethyst earring 1
filigreed hamethyst necklace 1
filigreed hamethyst ring 1
filth-encrusted futon 15
filthy armor 2
filthy child leash 6
filthy corduroys 109
filthy hippy poncho 2
filthy knitted dread sack 88
filthy lucre 37
filthy pestle 30
filthy poultice 224
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fine aged cheddarwurst 35
fine wine 25
finger cymbals 23
finger exerciser 4
fire 1
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fire of unknown origin 34
fire poi 10
fireball 46
firebomb 20
fireclutch 55
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fireman's lunch 32
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fish bazooka 4
fish juice box 26
fish scimitar 1
fish stick 2
fish-liver oil 309
fishelada 1
fishy fish 1
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fishy paste 1
fishy wand 5
fistful of ashes 48
Fitspiration™ poster 49
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fizzy potion 318
flamin' bindle 4
Flamin' Whatshisname 5
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flaming crutch 67
flaming feather 82
flaming glowsticks 3
flaming mushroom 80
flaming mushroom wine 1
flaming sword 14
flaming talons 68
flan del mar 8
Flan in the Moon 1
flange 4
flaregun 1,120
flask flops 5
flask of Amontillado 2
flask of baconstone juice 1
flask of embalming fluid 2
flask of Gnomochloric acid 1
flask of hamethyst juice 1
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flask of porquoise juice 1
flask of rainwater 11
flask of tainted mining oil 92
Flaskfull of Hollow 244
flat dough 40
flat mushroom wine 1
flavored foot massage oil 466
flavorless gruel 60
flayed mind 27
fleetwood chain 46
flimsy clipboard 224
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floaty pebbles 1
floaty rock 1
floaty sand 2
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floral-print skirt 3
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flowing hippy skirt 4
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flute of flat champagne 144
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flypaper staff 2
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foam dart 494
foam noodle 3
foetid seal tear 13
foggy glass globe 1
foie gras 1
folder (owl) 1
folder (Seawolf) 3
folder (Stinky Trash Kid) 4
foolscap fool's cap 126
foon 2
foon of fearfulness 2
foon of fleshiness 2
foon of foulness 2
foon of frigidity 2
foon of fulmination 2
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football helmet 1
forbidden danish 2
forbidden sausage 3
foreign box 5
forest tears 9
fortune cookie 1
fossilized demon skull 1
fossilized limb 10
fossilized spike 6
fossilized spine 1
fossilized torso 2
fountain 'soda' 1
fragment of Jarlsberg's soul 3
Frat Army FGF 564
frat brats 20
frayed rope belt 5
Freddy Kruegerand 525
freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini 4
freezerburned ice cube 12
freezin' bindle 10
freshwater fishbone 25
freshwater pearl necklace 47
fricasseed brains 51
Friendliness Beverage 73
friendly cheez blob 7
Friendly Turkey 10
frightful feather 99
frigid air mattress 11
frigid fudgepuck 8
frigid hankyū 8
frigid mote 3
frigid ninja stars 195
Frigid Northern Beans 3
frigid-ass club 1
frilly shirt 8
frilly skirt 103
frog lip-print 1
Frogade 1
Fromage Pinotage 4
frost flower 112
Frost™ brand sword 2
frostbite-flavored Hob-O 1
frosty halo 1
Frosty's arm 3
Frosty's carrot 2
Frosty's iceball 1
Frosty's nailbat 1
Frosty's old silk hat 1
Frosty's snowball sack 1
Frown Exerciser 1
frozen banquet 27
frozen danish 2
frozen feather 35
frozen Mob Penguin 1
frozen mushroom 83
frozen nunchaku 40
frozen seal spine 2
frozen turtle shell 6
fruit basket 1
fruit bowl 2
fruitcake 72
fruitfilm 1
fruity girl swill 1
fry-oil-flavored Hob-O 1
frying brainpan 3
Fu Manchu Wax 4
fudge bunny 1
fudge cube 1
fudge lily 21
fudge spork 2
fudge-shaped hole in space-time 2
fudgecule 2,387
fudgecycle 2
Fudgie Roll 2
full lava bottle 2
full meat tank 3
fumble formula 1
Fun-Guy spore 11
FunFunds™ 12
funky brass fez 1
funky dried mushroom 217
funky eyepatch 6
funny bone 7
furniture dolly 48
furry fur 648
furry green earmuffs 1
furry green turtle 1
furry halo 2
furry kilt 1
furry pants 3
furry pill 4
furry skirt 1
fustulent seal grulch 2
future drug: Coolscaline 8
future drug: Muscularactum 5
future drug: Smartinex 5
fuzzbump 1
Fuzzby 1
fuzzy busby 48
fuzzy dice 18
fuzzy earmuffs 17
fuzzy montera 8
ga-ga radio 30
Gaia beads 8
Galapagosian Cuisses 2
Game Grid ticket 25
Game Grid token 89
GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine 1,099
ganger bandana 3
garbage juice slurpee 4
garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O 1
garish pinky ring 6
Garland of Greatness 1
Garter of the Turtle Poacher 2
gas balloon 175
gator skin 187
gatorskin umbrella 10
Gauntlets of the Blood Moon 7
gauze garter 137
gauze hammock 2
gauze shorts 2
gazing shoes 1
Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire 1
gearbox necklace 4
Gearhead Goo 2
Genalen™ Bottle 39
General Assembly Module 3
General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket 14
ghost accordion 3
ghost cucumber 61
ghost key 3
ghost of a necklace 37
ghost pepper 1
ghost pickle on a stick 1
ghost thread 6
ghost toga 2
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miniature gravy-covered maypole 1
miniature Jacob's ladder 1
miniature life preserver 1
Miniborg beeper 1
Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot 1
Miniborg hiveminder 1
Miniborg laser 1
Miniborg stomper 1
Miniborg strangler 1
MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher 2
minin' dynamite 27
miniscule beatbox 2
Mint Yulep 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass 1
misfit hobby horse 1
misshapen animal skeleton 1
Misty Cape 8
Misty Cloak 40
Misty Robe 16
Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas 5
mixed wildflower greens 7
Mob Penguin cellular phone 2
mocking turtle 53
modern picture frame 1
Mohawk wig 34
moist barrel 30
moist Crimbo spices 9
moist sailor's cap 2
mojo filter 55
mole molé 2
molotov cocktail cocktail 340
molten brick 195
molten scrap metal 45
Mon Tiki 33
monkey wrench 15
monomolecular yo-yo 181
Monstar energy beverage 84
monster bait 1
monster pants 20
mood ring 131
Moon Pie 1
moon-amber 1
moonberry wine cooler 33
moonglasses 1
Moonthril Schnapps 1
moose antlers 3
moose chocolate 8
moose thought 9
mooseflank 2
Morbidda trading card 2
Morlock's Mark Bourbon 1
Mornington crescent roll 43
Mortimer's nostrum 22
Morto Moreto 2
mostly rat-hide leggings 1
mostly-broken sunglasses 45
mother's little helper 92
mother's secret recipe 1
motivational poster 2
mouldering barrel 138
Mountain Stream Code Black Alert 60
Mountain Stream soda 158
mouse skull 19
moxie magnet 1
moxie weed 157
Mr. Accessory 5
Mr. Cheeng's spectacles 1
Mr. Haggis 36
Mr. Joe's bangles 6
Mr. Mediocrebar 33
MSG 8
Mt. McLargeHuge oyster 6
muculent machete 2
muddy pirate hat 2
muddy skirt 1
Mudflap-Girl Earring 1
Mudflap-Girl Necklace 1
Mudflap-Girl Ring 1
muffled muffuletta 2
mugcake 1
mullet wig 3
mummy costume 1
mummy mask 2
mummy wrapping 1,143
munchies pill 1
murky potion 359
Muschat 4
muscle oil 8
mushroom fermenting solution 13
mushroom pizza 1
musk turtle 33
Mylar balloon 1
mylar scout drone 7
mysterious chemical residue 1
mysterious silver lapel pin 57
nachos of the night 22
nail file 5
nailswurst 1
nanite-infested candy cane 8
nanite-infested eggnog 5
nanite-infested fruitcake 6
nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear 7
nanofiber cloth 1
Nardz energy beverage 8
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nasty snuff 2
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nastygeist 20
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natto pocky 1
natty blue ascot 2
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Nayztameetjoo trading card 1
ND 1
necklace chain 1
Necrotelicomnicon 12
nega-mushroom 8
negative lump 46
negotiatin' hammer 1
neoprene skullcap 1
Neuromancer 1
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New Cloaca-Cola 7
New Zealand iced tea 65
Newbiesport™ tent 58
Newman's Own Trousers 3
NG 56
Nickel Gamma of Frugality 2
night-vision goggles 3
ninja carabiner 1
ninja crampons 1
ninja eyeblack 1
ninja fear powder 1
ninja hot pants 90
ninja mop 23
ninja rope 1
non-aged vinegar 2
non-Euclidean non-accordion 1
non-stick pugil stick 1
normal barrel 135
Northern pemmican 3
Nose Ring of Putrescence 1
not-a-pipe 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I 15
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II 12
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III 7
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV 15
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V 11
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI 6
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nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box 1
Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence 1
novelty fruit hat 4
novelty monorail ticket 1
Now and Earlier 1
noxious gas grenade 2
Nuclear Blastball 23
nuclear stockpile 1
nugget of sodium 1
nurse's hat 2
nut-shaped Crimbo cookie 2
nutty organic salad 1
O'RLY manual 133
obsidian dagger 79
ocarina of space 96
occult jelly donut 3
ocean motion 3
octopus's spade 2
odor extractor 1
off-white paisley oyster egg 1
off-white plastic oyster egg 5
off-white polka-dot oyster egg 3
off-white striped oyster egg 8
office-supply crossbow 2
Ogres and Oubliettes™ module 52
oil cap 2
oil lamp 2
oil of expertise 1
oil of oiliness 63
Oil of Parrrlay 131
oil of slipperiness 16
oil of stability 3
oil pan 8
oil shell 8
oil slacks 2
oily boid 12
oily mushroom wine 1
oily paste 1
ointment of the occult 1
ojo de pez burrito 1
Okee-Dokee soda 84
Ol' Scratch's ash can 1
Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork 2
Ol' Scratch's manacles 2
Ol' Scratch's ol' britches 1
Ol' Scratch's salad fork 2
Ol' Scratch's stove door 1
Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat 2
old ball and chain 2
old bronzer 36
old candy wrapper 13
old chum 7
old coin purse 112
old dry bone 4
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old love note 8
old patched suit-pants 1
old rosewater cream 35
old school beer pull tab 5
old school calculator watch 48
old school Mafia knicke½æ 30
old soft shoes 1
old sweatpants 115
old-fashioned 4
old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie 1
oldcake 4
olive 394
olive lo mein 2
olive stir-fry 1
one glove 20
one pill 62
one-winged stab bat 1
onion shurikens 1
oozenog 4
open sauce 121
opera mask 1
Operation Patriot Shield 1
orange 199
orange and black Crimboween candy 1
orange candy heart 659
orange candygram 1
orange leather lanyard 20
orange peel hat 7
orange snowcone 590
Orange Star of Sacrifice 6
orange-frosted astral cupcake 2
Orangemageddon wine cooler 2
orc paste 1
orc wrist 57
Orcish baseball cap 161
Orcish cargo shorts 158
Orcish frat-paddle 131
orcish hand lotion 148
Orcish meat locker 1
orcish nailing lube 164
orcish rubber 160
orcish stud-finder 50
Order of the Silver Wossname 1
Oreille Divisée brandy 1
origami pasties 1
original G 588
oriole-feather headdress 4
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ornate ancient cursed key 25
ornate picture frame 6
Oscus's dumpster waders 2
Oscus's flypaper pants 1
Oscus's garbage can lid 1
Oscus's neverending soda 1
Oscus's pelt 1
Ouija Board, Ouija Board 2
out-of-tune biwa 7
outlaw bandana 5
oven mitts 233
over-the-shoulder Folder Holder 1
overclocked avian microprocessor 1
overcookie 469
overloaded micro-reactor 8
overpriced "imported" beer 2
oversized fish scaler 6
oversized pipe 17
oversized pizza cutter 67
oversized skullcap 17
oversized snowflake 4
ovoid leather thing 35
oxygenated eggnog helmet 1
oyster basket 8
oyster egg balloon 1
pacification grenade 1
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padded tortoise 3
PADL Phone 122
page of the Necrohobocon 28
pail 39
Pain Dip 1
painful penne pasta 1
paint bomb 19
painted turtle 4
painting of a glass of wine 7
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pair of twitching claws 1
paisley spore pod 68
palm frond 422
palm-frond capris 2
palm-frond cloak 3
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palm-frond net 2
palm-frond toupee 1
palm-frond whip 2
Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster 1
panhandle panhandling hat 1
pants kit 17
pants of the Slug Lord 1
Pantsgiving 1
panty raider camouflage 15
papaya 335
papaya sling 15
papaya slung 5
papaya taco 5
paper-plate-mail pants 1
paperclip 1
papotion of papower 7
paranormal ricotta 1
parasitic claw 3
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party hat 3
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Pasta Spoon of Peril 1
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pat-a-cake pendant 3
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patchouli oil bomb 22
patent antipsychotics 6
patent leather shoes 5
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peach lozenge 1
peach pie 4
peanut sauce 2
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pear lozenge 1
pear tart 1
pearidot 22
pec oil 189
PEEZ dispenser 4
pencil stub 73
Pendant of Fire 2
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penguin paste 1
penguin shorts 2
penguin skin 4
penguin skin buckler 2
penguin thesaurus 4
penguin whip 2
penguin-smacking club 1
penguinskin mini-kilt 2
penguinskin mini-skirt 1
pentacorn hat 1
Penultimate Fantasy chest 48
peppermint crook 1
peppermint eel sauce 1
peppermint harpoon gun 1
peppermint patty 1
peppermint tailings 2
percent sign 10
perfectly fair coin 1
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perfume of prejudice 1
perfume-soaked bandana 1
perl necklace 6
pernicious cudgel 1
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perpendicular hula with a fly in it 2
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personalized coffee mug 489
pestoblade 2
pestopiary 11
pet rock 1
pet rock "Groucho" disguise 214
pet rock "Snooty" disguise 199
petit 4.1 4
petit fortran 2
petrified noodles 1
petrified time 1
petrified wood 1
pewter claymore 24
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philosopher's scone 82
philter of phorce 12
phish stick 3
phonics down 138
photoprotoneutron torpedo 317
physiostim pill 4
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pickelhaube 23
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pickpocket protector 4
picky tweezers 1
picture of a dead guy's girlfriend 3
pie crust 1
pie man was not meant to eat 18
piece of after eight 3
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piercing post 5
pig-iron bracers 1
pigeon egg 143
pile of candy 278
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pile of smoking rags 1
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pine tar 4
Pine-Fresh air freshener 49
pink candy heart 640
pink clay bead 21
Pink Heart of Spirit 4
pink plastic baby 1
pink pony 64
pink slime 37
pink-belly slapper 2
pink-frosted astral cupcake 1
pipe wrench 1
pirate brochure 1
pirate cream pie 15
pirate fledges 2
pirate pamphlet 1
pirate paste 1
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pirate shirt 1
pirate skull 1
pirate tract 1
pitchfork 26
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pixel boomerang 1
pixel cross 2
pixel hat 2
pixel holy water 3
pixel morning star 1
pixel orb 1
pixel pants 1
pixel shield 1
pixel sword 1
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pixellated moneybag 4
plague pie 9
plaid cowboy hat 5
plaid swatch 31
plain bagel 41
plain brown wrapper 8
plain old beer 4
plain paper hat 14
plain pizza 3
plastic bib 1
plastic Crimbo reindeer 1
plastic guitar 123
plastic ingot 2
plastic Jefferson wings 7
plastic passion fruit 13
plastic pumpkin bucket 1
plexifoam chin strap 1
plot hole 657
plum 1
plum lozenge 1
plum wine 2
plumber's lunch 27
plump juicy grub 8
plunge-leg 6
pocket lint (orange) 1
pocket theremin 3
pocketwatch on a chain 4
pog #01 (spider) 2
pog #02 (Knob goblin) 4
pog #03 (warwelf) 1
pog #04 (skleleton) 1
pog #06 (filthy hippy) 4
pog #07 (orcish frat boy) 2
pog #08 (hellion) 1
pog #09 (pirate) 3
pog #10 (hobo) 4
pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) 3
pointed stick 69
pointy mushroom 159
pointy mushroom wine 2
Poison Oak trading card 1
poison pen 3
Pokëmann band-aid 134
Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip 2
Pokëmann figurine: Duck 1
Pokëmann figurine: Frank 3
Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump 3
Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking 3
Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan 2
Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap 1
Pokëmann figurine: Moog 2
Pokëmann figurine: Nothing 2
Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu 2
Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth 1
Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf 2
Pokëmann figurine: Twitter 3
Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite 4
Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth 3
polka-dot bow tie 5
poltergeist-in-the-jar-o 24
polyalloy shield 3
polymorphic fastening apparatus 1
Polysniff Perfume 39
poodle skirt 5
pool cue 129
pool of liquid metal 1
poppy 38
popsicle stick 18
porcelain plus-fours 2
porcelain police baton 2
porcelain porkpie 2
Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans 7
pork elf goodies sack 106
porkpocket 12
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porquoise ring 1
portable corkscrew 1
portable photocopier 1
portable table 12
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possessed tomato 2
possessed top 6
possibility potion 9
post-holiday sale coupon 2
potato pistol 1
potato sprout 2
potent potion of potency 1
potion of animal rage 2
potion of potency 8
potion of punctual companionship 2
potion of spiritual gunkifying 1
potion of temporary gr8ness 7
potion of the captain's hammer 2
potion of the field gar 2
potion of the litterbox 3
potion of X-ray vision 3
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potted fern 1
poultrygeist 3
poutine 29
poutine pole 2
powdered candy sushi set 3
powdered organs 243
powdered toad horn 1
power pill 110
pr0n cocktail 1
pr0n legs 503
pr0n m4nic0tti 1
pr0n stir-fry 1
pr0n taco 1
precious piercing post 1
pregnant mushroom 1
prehistoric spear 1
Prelude of Precision 2
premium malt liquor 113
press-on ribs 2
pressurized potion of puissance 1
pressurized potion of pulchritude 1
pretty bouquet 1
pretty flower 1
pretty pink bow 1
Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit 1
priceless diamond 1
primitive candy cane 6
Princess Rutabaga trading card 1
prismatic wad 4
Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket 8
probability potion 44
procrastination potion 391
Professor What T-Shirt 14
programmable turtle 20
projectile icemaker 2
propeller beanie 1
prosthetic forehead 7
protection stick 3
protein paste 1
prussian cathouse 1
prussian cathouse with a fly in it 2
psycho sweater 2
psychoanalytic jar 1
Psychotic Train wine 5
puce paisley oyster egg 1
puce plastic oyster egg 1
puce polka-dot oyster egg 4
puce striped oyster egg 1
puff of smoke 1
pufferfish spine 5
pulled blue taffy 92
pulled green taffy 60
pulled indigo taffy 53
pulled orange taffy 104
pulled porquoise earring 1
pulled porquoise pendant 1
pulled porquoise ring 1
pulled red taffy 104
pulled violet taffy 99
pulled yellow taffy 40
pulsing flesh 3
pumpkin 41
pumpkin beer 36
pumpkin juice 4
pumpkinhead mask 1
punk patch 58
punk rock jacket 57
purple clay bead 1
purple glowstick 3
Purple Horseshoe of Honor 1
purple pixel pie 1
purple prose pen 10
purple snowcone 523
purple-frosted astral cupcake 2
Putrid Pendant 1
PVC staff 1
pygmy adder oil 61
pygmy blowgun 147
pygmy briefs 36
pygmy dart 37
pygmy nose-bone 63
pygmy papers 59
pygmy phone number 84
pygmy pygment 156
pygmy spear 27
pygmy witchhazel 73
quantum disintegrator pistol 1
quantum nanopolymer spider web 4
quantum polarity inducer 1
quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments 8
Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit 14
rabbit punch 3
Rad Lib 6
Radberry Rip wine cooler 1
radiation-resistant helmet 4
radium-flavored potato chips 7
rag doll 1
Raggedy Hippy doll 1
rainbow bomb 1
rainbow crossbow 2
rainbow tie 1
raisin 4
Ralph IX cognac 1
ram horns 39
ram stick 26
Ram's Face Lager 89
ram-battering staff 2
raspberry 2
raspberry beret 2
rat appendix 308
rat appendix kabob 10
rat appendix stir-fry 1
rat head balloon 1
rat scrapple 1
ratarang 4
ratgut 25
ratini 1
ratskin belt 1
ratskin pajama pants 1
rattail whip 2
rattler rattle 36
rattlesnake enrager 1
rave whistle 332
ravioli della hippy 1
ravioli hat 57
razor-sharp can lid 1,084
razor-tipped yo-yo 2
really dense meat stack 16
Really Expensive Jewelry and You 1
really really sticky spider web 3
really sticky spider web 2
really thick bandage 2
really thick spine 30
recursive spline reticulator 2
red ale 4
red and green rain stick 1
red armband 1
Red Army camouflage kit 3
red badge 2
red balloon 1
Red Balloon of Valor 1
red blood cells 12
red book 3
red box 21
red button 83
red China marble 10
red class ring 5
red coat 2
red eye 4
red face paint 1
red gummi ingot 30
red lava globs 1
red LavaCo Lamp™ 1
red letter 10
red masque 3
red paisley oyster egg 1
red pixel 295
red pixel potion 205
red plastic baby 1
red plastic oyster egg 2
red polka-dot oyster egg 1
red potion 17
red red wine 7
red rum 11
red shirt 2
red shoe 1
red silk skirt 3
red snowcone 417
red striped oyster egg 22
red velvet cake 8
Red X Shield 3
red-headed corpse 2
red-hot boilermaker 12
red-hot poker 2
redrum 31
Regular Cloaca Cola 3
reindeer hammer 1
reindeer sickle 1
reinforced beaded headband 104
reinforced furry underpants 1
remaindered axe 17
remorseless knife 3
reodorant 159
repeating crossbow 2
Retenez L'Herbe Paté 1
returned Thinknerd package 19
reusable shopping bag 1
reverse-oscillating klystron 3
rewinged stab bat 1
rhesus monkey 8
rhinestone cowboy shirt 15
rib of the Bonerdagon 7
ribbon candy 36
rice bowl 14
ridiculous earring 1
ridiculous sandwich 9
ridiculously huge sword 37
ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon 20
right bear arm 1
right parenthesis 4
rigid carapace 7
ring of adornment 4
ring of aggravate monster 191
ring of cold resistance 5
ring of conflict 7
ring of Detect Boring Doors 2
Ring of Fire 3
ring of fire resistance 6
ring of gain strength 4
ring of half-assed regeneration 29
ring of increase damage 4
ring of telling skeletons what to do 1
Ring of the Sewer Snake 1
ring setting 1
roasted marshmallow 34
roboduck-on-a-string 1
robot grease 139
robotronic egg 25
rock 3
Rock and Roll Legend 45
Rock Pops 27
rockin' wagon 155
rockin' wagon with a fly in it 2
rocky raccoon 220
rodeo whiskey 36
rogue swarmer 62
Rogue Windmill Rouge 1
roll in the hay 74
roll of drink tickets 1
roll of Hob-Os 1
roll of toilet paper 373
roller skate doll 1
rolling pin 5
Rompedores de Fantasmas 1
Roo trading card 1
root beer 1
rope with some soap on it 1
rotting barrel 111
rough fish scale 17
round blue bomb 27
round green sunglasses 4
round purple sunglasses 102
royal jelly 118
royal jelly taco 1
rubber axe 2
rubber band gun 6
rubber emo roe 204
rubber ribcage 1
rubber WWBD? bracelet 15
rubber WWJD? bracelet 16
rubber WWSPD? bracelet 16
rubber WWtNSD? bracelet 15
Rubee™ 97
ruby on canes 4
ruby W 229
rum and cola 35
rum barrel charrrm 20
rum barrel charrrm bracelet 1
runny icing 3
rusted-out shootin' iron 8
rusty bonesaw 25
rusty broken diving helmet 2
rusty chain necklace 32
rusty compass 1
rusty diving helmet 1
rusty grave robbing shovel 135
rusty hedge trimmers 77
rusty metal key 1
rusty metal ring 1
rusty metal shaft 2
rusty old lantern 1
rusty porthole 9
rusty rivet 24
rusty speargun 4
rusty valve wheel 1
S.A.V.E. flyer 5
S.T.L.T. 1
sabre teeth 146
sabre-toothed lime cub 1
Saccharine Maple pendant 4
sack of doorknobs 1
Sacramento wine 1
Safari Jack's moustache 6
safarrri hat 30
safety vest 4
Saison du Lune 1
sake bomb 181
salacious crumbs 35
salamander slurry 1
salamander spleen 26
salinated mint julep 13
salt wages 2
salt water taffy 2
saltwaterbed 1
salty dog 30
salty gumdrop 3
salty slug 6
samurai turtle 3
samurai turtle helmet 2
sand dollar 329
sandcastle 1
sandwich of the gods 3
sane hatrack 1
sangria 26
Saturday Night Special 12
sauce of the ages 2
saucepan 249
sausage bomb 5
sausage pizza 1
sausage without a cause 1
sausage wonton 1
savory crossbow 1
savory staff 1
savory sword 1
savoy truffle 37
sawblade fragment 53
sawblade shield 39
Scalp of Gorgolok 36
scary death orb 1
scented massage oil 30
school spirit socket set 1
Science Notebook 1
scintillating powder 4
scorpion whip 39
scrap metal 50
scrap of shadow 7
scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker 363
scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker 371
scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker 378
Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome 1
scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker 372
scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker 374
scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker 375
screwdiver 1
screwdriver 313
screwing pooch 52
scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil 2
scroll of drastic healing 609
scroll of pasta summoning 115
scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff 3
scroll of Puddingskin 3
scrumdiddlyumptious solution 5
scrumptious ice ant 1
scrumptious reagent 2,644
scrunchie tourniquet 6
Scuba Snack 1
sea avocado 1
sea blueberry 12
sea broccoli 11
sea cape 1
sea carrot 1
sea cauliflower 16
sea cowbell 2
sea cucumber 1
sea lace 36
sea lasso 11
sea leather 28
sea lychee 1
sea persimmon 12
sea radish 8
sea salt crystal 25
sea salt scrubs 2
sea tangelo 6
seal lube 6
seal tooth 2
seal-blubber candle 34
seal-brain elixir 25
seal-clubbing club 52
seal-skull helmet 136
seal-toothed rock 1
sealhide belt 1
sealhide buckler 1
sealhide cloak 1
sealhide gloves 1
sealhide hood 1
sealhide leggings 1
sealhide moccasins 1
sealhide seal doll 10
sealhide snare 1
sealhide whip 1
seaode 1
seaweed 9
secret blend of herbs and spices 1
secret mummy herbs and spices 102
seegar butt 8
self-dribbling basketball 1
Senior Mints 4
sensitive poetry journal 2
Sensual Massage for Creeps 8
sequined fez 2
Serenity trading card 1
serpentine sword 3
serum of sarcasm 9
servo-assisted exo-pants 3
servomechanical torsion facilitator 2
set of Unobtainium straps 1
severed flipper 1
sewage-clogged pistol 3
sewer nuggets 1,299
sewer snake 28
sewer turtle 5
sewer wad 21
shadowy cat claw 2
shadowy seal eye 1
shaker of dry rub 206
shamanic beads 1
shamanic ham 17
shapeless wide-brimmed hat 1
shard of double-ice 1
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shark tooth necklace 1
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shavin' razor 1
shaving cream 5
sheet cake 3
shellacked shell 2
Shield of Icy Fate 5
shimmering rainbow sand 1
shimmering tendrils 12
shingle 239
shining halo 2
shiny butcherknife 3
shiny gold fronts 2
shiny hood ornament 2
shiny ring 128
shiny stones 477
shiny tribal beads 12
shirt kit 14
Shivering Chèvre 45
shock belt 7
shock collar 2
shocked shell 6
Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip 7
short calculator 35
short deposition 59
short writ of habeas corpus 31
short-handled mop 71
shot of blackberry schnapps 3
shot of flower schnapps 2
shot of grapefruit schnapps 13
shot of mescal 19
shot of nepenthe schnapps 4
shot of orange schnapps 39
shot of peach schnapps 4
shot of pear schnapps 4
shot of rotgut 24
shot of tomato schnapps 27
shovelful of dirt 10
shrapnel jelly donut 3
shredded hellseal hide 4
shrimp cocktail 8
shrinking powder 12
shuddersword 2
shuriken salad 8
shushed potatoes 5
silent A 1
silent B 9
silent D 1
silent E 1
silent F 1
silent G 1
silent H 2
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silent P 12
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silent Q 7
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silent T 1
silent U 1
silent V 1
silent W 1
silent X 3
silent Y 1
silent Z 8
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Ultimate Mind Destroyer 2
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una poca de gracia 14
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Uncle Buck 3
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unearthly onyx 4
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upsy daisy 1
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Valentine 1
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vampire chowder 52
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wang 2
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wheel 1
whimpering willow bark 28
whip kit 7
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World's Blackest-Eyed Peas 10
world's smallest violin 21
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wrought-iron wig 1
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wumpus-hair net 1
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yam candy 2
Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick 187
ye olde golde frontes 1
Ye Olde Meade 35
Ye Olde Medieval Insult 191
Ye Olde Navy Fleece 10
Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher 829
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yeti fur 479
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yo 1
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Young Man's Crew Sequester 1
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Yummy Tummy bean 164
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Zombo's shoulder blade 1
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Zu Mannkäse Dienen 1
Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) 1