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This player is a member of the clan Miskatonic Dropouts.

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maliphik (#1484640)
This player has 3,190 unique items and 105,412 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"DRINK ME" potion 1
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 2
1-ball 6
1.21 jigawatts 2
100-Watt bulb 1
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 303
2-ball 3
25-meat staff 1
3-ball 7
30669 scroll 1
33398 scroll 590
334 scroll 1
4-ball 13
4-d camera 1
4-dimensional guitar 15
5-Alarm Saucepan 1
5-ball 4
6-ball 9
64067 scroll 1
668 scroll 1
7-ball 7
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 25
7-inch discus 1
8-ball 29
9-ball 1
a butt tuba 3
a little sump'm sump'm 2
A. W. O. L. commendation 4
abandoned candy 1
abominable blubber 2
abominable snowcone 20
Abyssal ember 1
accidental cider 17
acid-squirting flower 56
acoustic guitarrr 23
adder bladder 24
adorable seal larva 1
agua de vida 1
albatross necklace 1
Alewife™ Ale 1
all-purpose cleaner 121
all-year sucker 1
alpha-mail pants 1
alphabet gum 5
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility 1
amber aviator shades 1
ammonite candy mold 1
ammonite fossil 13
amphibious tophat 1
amulet of extreme plot significance 180
Amulet of Yendor 1
ancient cursed foot locker 1
ancient frozen dinner 12
ancient Magi-Wipes 71
ancient protein powder 15
ancient spice 13
ancient stone fist 20
ancient stone head 6
ancient turtle shell 1
ancient turtle shell helmet 1
ancient turtle shell powder 1
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 3
ancient vinyl coin purse 7
anemone nematocyst 1
Angelhair Culottes 1
Angry Farmer candy 406
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 3
Ankh of Badahnkadh 1
anniversary balloon 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary gift box 1
annoying pitchfork 3
ant agonist 187
ant antidepressant 1
ant hoe 7
ant pick 12
ant pitchfork 5
ant rake 7
ant sickle 15
anti-anti-antidote 1
anticheese 7
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 1
antique bottle of cough syrup 6
antique greaves 55
antique hand mirror 1,381
antique helmet 53
antique packet of ketchup 19
antique record album 1
antique shield 57
antique souvenir drawing 1
antique spear 44
Apathargic Bandersnatch 1
Argarggagarg's fang 1
armgun 75
around the world 84
arrrgyle socks 11
Arrrmetia trading card 1
asbestos apron 32
asbestos crossbow 1
asbestos crossbow string 1
asbestos helmet turtle 1
asbestos meat stack 2
asbestos ore 7
asbestos staff 4
asbestos stick 1
asbestos sword 1
asbestos sword hilt 1
ASCII shirt 6
Asleep in the Cemetery 1
asparagus knife 243
asparagus lo mein 2
asparagus stir-fry 1
aspirin 1
asshat 1
astral mushroom 1
astronaut pants 1
atomic vector plotter 1
attention spanner 1
automatic catapult 1
awful poetry journal 378
bätzle 1
baby cuddlefish 1
baby killer bee 13
bacon bath ball 8
baconstone 2
baconstone bracelet 1
baconstone earring 1
baconstone pendant 1
baconstone ring 1
badass belt 7
badass pie 1
badger badge 1
bag of airline peanuts 1
bag of bones 1
bag of Cheat-Os 54
bag of lard 1
bag of many confections 1
baggie of powdered sugar 29
balaclava 1
balaclava baklava 2
ball 7
balloon helmet 1
balloon monkey 2
balloon shield 10
balloon sword 2
ballroom blintz 10
bamboo bokuto 1
banana 1
banana cream pie 1
banana daiquiri 1
banana milkshake 1
banana peel 29
banana smoothie 1
banana spritzer 1
banana supersucker 1
banana-frosted king cake 22
bananagate 26
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 1
banjo strings 1
bar skin 30
bar whip 1
barbed-wire fence 21
bargain flash powder 394
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 1
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 4
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 1
barrrnacle 56
barskin buckler 1
barskin cloak 1
barskin hat 1
barskin loincloth 3
barskin tent 2
bartender skull 1
bartender-in-the-box 1
bartender-skull-in-the-box 1
baseball 79
Bash-Ōs boxtop 1
Bash-Ōs cereal 553
basic meat crossbow 1
basic meat fez 1
basic meat foon 2
basic meat helmet 1
basic meat kilt 2
basic meat pants 1
basic meat skirt 1
basic meat spork 2
basic meat staff 1
basic meat sword 1
bat guano 247
bat haggis 5
bat hat 1
bat whip 1
bat wing 195
bat wing kabob 2
bat wing stir-fry 1
bat-ass leather jacket 1
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 1
batblade 10
batgut 250
bath ball gift set 20
battered Crimbo Crate 46
battered hubcap 1
bazookafish bubble gum 1
beach glass bead 30
beach glass necklace 2
bean burrito 2
beanbag chair 2
beaten-up Chucks 5
bed of coals 1
beefy fish meat 2
beer basted brat 2
beer bomb 808
beer bong 8
beer cartilage 1
beer goggles 1
beer helmet 2
beer lens 1
beer-a-pult 2
beertini 2
begpwnia 1
beholed bedsheet 7
bejeweled accordion strap 1
bejeweled pledge pin 2
belemnite candy mold 1
belemnite fossil 10
bell-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
bellhop bell 1
Ben-Gal™ Balm 2
Benetton's Medley of Diversity 1
berry-infused sake 1
Better Than Cuddling Cake 3
bezoar ring 1
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 4
BGE merchandise order form 27
BGE pocket calendar 2
BGE shotglass 30
BGE temporary tattoo 3
BGE tiny plastic toy 4
bi-lateral logic compressor 1
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 1
big bad voodoo mask 2
big bass drum 12
big boom 1
Big Candy's tophat 1
big red clown nose 103
big rock 1
big stick 5
big stirring stick 1
bigger stick 1
bilge wine 227
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 1
bindlestocking 1
biomechanical crimborg helmet 1
biomechanical crimborg leg armor 1
bird rib 21
bishop cookie 1
Bit O' Ectoplasm 4
bit of clingfilm 6
bit-o-cactus 201
BitterSweetTarts 1
Bjorn's Hammer 2
black & tan 8
black belt 1
Black Body™ spray 1
black cherry soda 1
black cowboy hat 1
black eyedrops 4
black facepaint 1
black forest cake 11
black forest ham 8
black greaves 26
black helmet 21
black kettle drum 3
Black No. 2 17
black paisley oyster egg 2
black pension check 3
black pepper 2
black picnic basket 2
black pixel 27
black plastic oyster egg 10
black polka-dot oyster egg 3
black pudding 8
black sheepskin diploma 1
black shield 25
black snake skin 17
black spot 1
black striped oyster egg 2
black sword 29
black velvet box 1
black-and-blue light 386
blackberry 48
blackberry combat boots 1
blackberry galoshes 1
blackberry moccasins 1
blackberry polite 1
blackberry slippers 1
Blackfly Chardonnay 12
blank fudge mold 1
blank prescription sheet 1
Blatantly Canadian 6
blended frozen swill 1
Blizzards I Have Died In 1
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 7
blood flower 1
blood of the Wereseal 1
blood-faced volleyball 1
bloody beer 5
bloody clown pants 116
bloody mary 1
blue class ring 22
blue paisley oyster egg 2
blue pixel 142
blue pixel potion 1
blue plasma ball 384
blue plastic baby 1
blue plastic oyster egg 1
blue polka-dot oyster egg 7
blue snowcone 1
blue striped oyster egg 14
blue suede shoes 2
blue-frosted astral cupcake 1
blueberry-frosted king cake 11
blundarrrbus 1
Bohemian rhapsody 1
boilermaker 1
bone collar 2
bone flute 40
bone rattle 2
booty chest charrrm 75
booty chest charrrm bracelet 1
Boozehounds Anonymous token 1
borg sock monkey 1
boring spaghetti 2
Boris's key lime 3
Boris's key lime pie 3
Boris's ring 10
Boss Bat bling 2
Boss Bat britches 3
bottle of alcohol 10
bottle of antifreeze 3
bottle of black cat tonic 1
bottle of Blank-Out 1
bottle of bubbles 19
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 1
bottle of cooking sherry 25
bottle of Definit 1
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 1
bottle of gin 1
bottle of goofballs 2
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 1
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 1
bottle of melodramamine 1
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 101
bottle of Mystic Shell 4
bottle of Ooze-O 1
bottle of peppermint schnapps 1
bottle of perfume 1
bottle of Pete's Sake 1
bottle of Pinot Renoir 2
bottle of pirate juice 1
bottle of popskull 27
bottle of realpagne 1
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 4
bottle of rum 1
bottle of sake 947
bottle of sewage schnapps 1
bottle of tequila 1
bottle of ultravitamins 3
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 1
bottle of vodka 1
bottle of whiskey 1
bottle opener belt buckle 2
bottlecap turtle 1
bottled inspiration 1
bounty-hunting helmet 1
bounty-hunting pants 1
bounty-hunting rifle 1
bouquet of circular saw blades 4
bowl of Bounty-Os 1
bowl of cottage cheese 325
bowl of fishysoisse 1
bowl of lucky charms 1
bowl of rye sprouts 4
box 1
box turtle 1
box-in-the-box 1
box-in-the-box-in-the-box 1
boxed champagne 1
boxed wine 1
boxing glove 2
boxing glove on a spring 1
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 7
brains casserole 2
brainy skull 1
brass stinger 2
breaded beer 2
breath mint 1
Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air 3
brick 19
brick of sand 1
BRICKO bat 1
BRICKO brick 1
BRICKO bulwark 1
BRICKO elephant 1
BRICKO eye brick 1
BRICKO hat 1
BRICKO ooze 1
BRICKO oyster 1
BRICKO pants 1
BRICKO pearl 1
BRICKO sword 1
BRICKO turtle 1
briefcase 26
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 7
brine 1
briny vinegar 1
broken carburetor 2
broken cellular phone 1
broken skull 108
broken sword 28
bronze breastplate 1
bronzed locust 124
brown crock marble 1
brown plastic baby 1
brown sugar cane 941
bubble bauble bow 2
bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban 1
bubblewrap crossbow 1
bubblewrap ore 6
bubblewrap staff 1
bubblewrap sword 1
bubbling tempura batter 1
bubbly potion 99
bucket of anniversary lard 1
buckler buckle 4
buckyball 3
buffalo blade 1
bugbear beanie 444
bugbear bungguard 460
Bulky Buddy Box 1
bullet-proof corduroys 4
bum cheek 274
bunch of bananas 1
bunch of square grapes 59
bungle in the jungle 1
bunny liver 11
buoybottoms 6
burnt flower 1
burrowgrub hive 1
burst hellseal brain 69
bus pass 5
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 4
C.B.F.G. 1
C.H.U.M. chum 1
C.H.U.M. knife 1
C.H.U.M. lantern 1
cactus fruit 140
cactus monocle 1
caipifruta 1
calavera concertina 1
calle de miel 1
calle de miel with a fly in it 1
can cannon 3
can of Binarrrca 9
can of black paint 1
can of CRIMBCOLA 5
can of fake snow 1
can of franks 'n' beans 1
can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ 4
can of maces 13
can of Red Minotaur 22
can of spinach 2
can of starch 2
can of Swiller 20
Can-Can skirt 1
can-can-in-a-can 1
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 28
candied kobold 9
candied yam pinky ring 1
candied yams 32
candy brain 3
candy cane 41
candy kneecapping stick 4
candy knuckles 4
candy stake 3
cannonball charrrm 75
cannonball charrrm bracelet 1
canopic jar 40
canteen of wine 236
capacitor relay 1
carbon nanotube frame 1
carbonated soy milk 417
carbonated water lily 371
cardboard box turtle 1
cardboard crossbow 2
cardboard katana 4
cardboard ore 7
cardboard staff 2
cardboard sword 2
cardboard wakizashi 68
caret 1
carob brownies 2
carob cannon 1
carob chunk cookies 5
carob chunk noodles 4
carob chunks 28
casino pass 4
cast 33
cast-iron legacy paddle 2
cat appendix 14
catgut 54
catgut taco 2
catskin buckler 1
catskin cap 1
catsup 1
cement sandals 1
centipede eggs 201
Cerebral Cloche 1
Cerebral Crossbow 1
Cerebral Culottes 1
chain-mail monokini 1
chaos butterfly 240
charged magnet 1
charming flute 4
charrrm bracelet 1
cheap cigar butt 1
cheap elven gloves 4
cheap plastic blowgun 1
cheap plastic bottle opener 1
cheap studded belt 379
cheap toaster 5
cheap wind-up clock 2
chef skull 1
chef's hat 246
chef-in-the-box 1
chef-skull-in-the-box 1
cherry 9
Cherry Cloaca Cola 1
cherry pie 2
chewing gum on a string 1
children of the candy corn 1
chintzy accordion pin 1
chintzy disco ball pendant 1
chintzy noodle ring 425
chintzy saucepan earring 2
chintzy seal pendant 304
chintzy turtle brooch 1
chisel 1
chitinous pod 1
chloroform rag 144
chocolate bath ball 1
chocolate filthy lucre 9
chocolate pasta spoon 10
chocolate spurs 1
chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses 3
chocolate-frosted king cake 12
Choker of the Ultragoth 1
chopsticks 48
Chori Zo trading card 1
chorizo brownies 4
chorizo taco 21
chrome crossbow 2
chrome crossbow string 1
chrome helmet turtle 1
chrome meat stack 2
chrome ore 1
chrome staff 1
chrome stick 1
chrome sword 1
chrome sword hilt 1
chunk of rock salt 612
cinnamon troll doll 1
circular CRIMBCOOKIE 5
citrus-infused sake 1
clay peace-sign bead 28
Climate Colada 2
clingfilm cap 1
clingfilm slippers 1
clingfilm tangle 1
clingfilm trousers 1
Cloaca grenade 3
Cloaca-Cola 1
Cloaca-Cola c-rations 1
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 4
Cloaca-Cola helmet 1
Cloaca-Cola knapsack 1
Cloaca-Cola shield 3
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife 1
clockwork bartender head 1
clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box 1
clockwork bartender-in-the-box 1
clockwork chef head 1
clockwork chef-head-in-the-box 1
clockwork chef-in-the-box 1
clockwork claws 1
clockwork clockwise dome 1
clockwork counterclockwise dome 1
clockwork crossbow 1
clockwork detective skull 1
clockwork doohickey 1
clockwork endoskeleton 1
clockwork handle 2
clockwork hat 1
clockwork key 8
clockwork maid 1
clockwork maid head 1
clockwork pants 1
clockwork pirate skull 1
clockwork rings 1
clockwork rod 1
clockwork shank 1
clockwork sheet 2
clockwork sphere 1
clockwork spine 2
clockwork staff 1
clockwork sword 1
clockwork thingamajig 1
clockwork trench coat 1
clockwork widget 1
cloudy potion 107
clown hammer 1
clown shoes 55
clown skin 130
clown whip 1
clown wig 3
clownskin belt 5
clownskin buckler 1
clownskin harness 1
club necklace 5
club of the five seasons 1
cob of corn 3
Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau 5
cocktail napkin 32
cocktail onion 1
cocoa egg 96
cocoa eggshell fragment 919
coconut bikini top 1
coconut shell 20
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 1
Codpiece of the Goblin King 1
coffin lid 13
cog 2
cog and sprocket assembly 2
Colander of Em-er'il 1
cold and sour sauce 1
cold hi mein 3
Cold Hots candy 4
cold ninja mask 33
cold nuggets 1
cold powder 1
cold wad 1
collection of tiny spooky objects 1
cologne of contempt 2
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 1
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 25
colored-light "necklace" 1
comfy coffin 1
commemorative war stein 3
communications windchimes 130
computronic processing unit 1
concentrated cordial of concentration 1
concentrated garbage juice 1
concentrated magicalness pill 17
concoction of clumsiness 1
Connery's Elixir of Audacity 3
control crystal 1
Cookbook of the Damned 2
cool mushroom 21
cool mushroom casserole 3
cool mushroom wine 1
cool whip 7
Copper Alpha of Sincerity 1
copper ha'penny charrrm 70
copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet 1
cordial of concentration 1
corn holder 13
corncob pipe 1
cornuthaum 41
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 17
Corpse Island iced tea 13
corpse on the beach 15
corpsebite 5
corpsedriver 11
corpsetini 14
corrupted data 51
costume sword 4
cottage 2
cotton candy bale 1
cotton candy cone 11
cotton candy cordial 1
cotton candy pillow 82
cotton candy pinch 1
cotton candy plug 6
cotton candy skoshe 1
cotton candy smidgen 1
cracker 1
cranberries 361
cranberry cordial 1
crazy little Turkish delight 26
cream of pointy mushroom soup 1
cream pie 7
cream stout 90
creamsicle 89
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 1
CRIMBCO lanyard 6
CRIMBCO mug 20
CRIMBCO scrip 3,980
CRIMBCO wine 25
CRIMBCOIDS mints 6
CRIMBCOLOAF 2
Crimbo candied pecan 28
Crimbo fudge 30
Crimbo peppermint bark 28
Crimbo pie 2
Crimbo wreath 1
Crimbomination Contraption 1
Crimboween memo 1
Crimbuck 103
crossbow string 6
crotchety pants 1
crowbarrr 15
Crown of the Goblin King 4
crown-shaped beanie 1
cruelty-free wine 12
crumbling rat skull 4
crystallized memory 1
cube of billiard chalk 1
cup of infinite pencils 1
cup of primitive beer 1
curdflinger 1
curmudgel 19
cursed black pearl onion 10
cursed bottle of black-label rum 1
cursed bottle of rum 7
cursed cannonball 3
cursed dirty joke scroll 4
cursed piece of thirteen 1
cursed sea biscuit 6
cursed voodoo skull 2
cyborg doll 1
cyborg stompin' boot 1
cyclops eyedrops 1
cymbal syrup 1
Daffy Taffy 47
daisy 1
dance card 7
Danglin' Chad's loincloth 5
dark potion 126
Das Überkühlraum trading card 1
deactivated MicroMechaMech 1
dead guy's watch 43
decaying goldfish liver 1
decorative fountain 11
defective skull 1
dehydrated caviar 26
delectable catalyst 10
delectable fire ant 2
delicious noodles 3
delicious salad 73
delicious shimmering moth 10
delicious spicy noodles 1
delicious stinkbug 28
deluxe fax machine 2
demon buckler 1
demon skin 58
demon whip 1
demon-horned hat 1
demonskin jacket 1
demonskin trousers 1
denim axe 1
dense meat crossbow 2
dense meat stack 12
dense meat staff 2
dense meat sword 2
dental pliers 1
dented harmonica 36
deodorant 17
depantsing bomb 129
depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick 5
depleted uranium seal figurine 1
desiccated apricot 28
detective skull 1
dew yoana lei 1
dew yoana salacious lei 1
diamond necklace 1
diamond-studded cane 20
diamond-studded fronts 1
Dickory Farms Gift Basket 24
didgeridooka 5
Diet Cloaca Cola 1
digital key lime 1
digital key lime pie 3
digital underground potion 1
dill 1
dingy planks 2
dire fudgesicle 30
dirty hobo gloves 506
disassembled clover 1
disbelief suspenders 2
disco ball 6
Disco Banjo 1
disco mask 9
disease 125
disembodied brain 1
disembodied smile 2
dishrag 5
disintegrating quill pen 1
disintegrating sheet music 2
disintegrating spiky collar 1
displaced fish 7
distilled fortified wine 3
distressed denim pants 2
disturbing fanfic 152
Divine 1
divine blowout 1
divine can of silly string 1
divine champagne flute 1
divine champagne popper 1
divine cracker 1
divine noisemaker 1
diving muff 1
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 1
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 1
Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent 2
Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm 1
Doc's Miracle Cure 1
Dogsgotnonoz pills 3
doll house 1
dollhive 2
Dolphin King's crown 3
donkey flipbook 3
dope gangsta bling-bling 206
dope wheels 3
Double Bacon Beelzeburger 9
double-barreled sling 2
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 1
drab sonata 6
draggin' ball hat 311
dragonfish caviar 1
Dramatic™ range 1
dreadlock whip 291
dried face 5
dripping meat crossbow 3
dripping meat staff 2
dripping meat sword 3
Drowsy Sword 8
drum machine 72
dry martini 2
dry noodles 1
dry vodka martini 2
drywall axe 6
ducha de oro 1
duck-on-a-string 2
duct tape 3
duct tape buckler 1
duct tape dockers 1
duct tape fedora 1
duct tape shirt 1
duct tape sword 1
duct tape wallet 1
dueling turtle 1
dull fish scale 2
dungeoneer's dungarees 4
dusty animal cranium 5
dusty animal jawbone 4
dusty animal pelvis 7
dusty animal skull 2
dusty bottle of Marsala 117
dusty bottle of Merlot 186
dusty bottle of Muscat 138
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 202
dusty bottle of Port 225
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 156
dusty Crimbo crate 35
dusty eighth caudal vertebra 4
dusty eighth thoracic vertebra 5
dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra 5
dusty fifth caudal vertebra 6
dusty fifth cervical vertebra 5
dusty fifth lumbar vertebra 6
dusty fifth thoracic vertebra 7
dusty first caudal vertebra 7
dusty first cervical vertebra 8
dusty first lumbar vertebra 2
dusty first thoracic vertebra 4
dusty fourth caudal vertebra 7
dusty fourth cervical vertebra 4
dusty fourth lumbar vertebra 9
dusty fourth thoracic vertebra 3
dusty left clavicle 12
dusty left eighth rib 6
dusty left eleventh rib 4
dusty left femur 7
dusty left fibula 4
dusty left fifth rib 6
dusty left first front claw 3
dusty left first rear claw 10
dusty left first rib 5
dusty left fourth front claw 7
dusty left fourth rear claw 4
dusty left fourth rib 5
dusty left humerus 4
dusty left kneecap 3
dusty left ninth rib 6
dusty left radius 6
dusty left scapula 5
dusty left second front claw 6
dusty left second rear claw 5
dusty left second rib 7
dusty left seventh rib 8
dusty left sixth rib 3
dusty left tenth rib 6
dusty left third front claw 2
dusty left third rear claw 1
dusty left third rib 2
dusty left thumb 7
dusty left tibia 10
dusty left twelfth rib 5
dusty left ulna 7
dusty ninth caudal vertebra 2
dusty ninth thoracic vertebra 2
dusty right clavicle 8
dusty right eighth rib 8
dusty right eleventh rib 6
dusty right femur 9
dusty right fibula 4
dusty right fifth rib 8
dusty right first front claw 7
dusty right first rear claw 3
dusty right first rib 5
dusty right fourth front claw 4
dusty right fourth rear claw 7
dusty right fourth rib 8
dusty right humerus 2
dusty right kneecap 8
dusty right ninth rib 2
dusty right radius 6
dusty right scapula 2
dusty right second front claw 4
dusty right second rear claw 2
dusty right second rib 7
dusty right seventh rib 14
dusty right sixth rib 6
dusty right tenth rib 6
dusty right third front claw 3
dusty right third rear claw 8
dusty right third rib 7
dusty right thumb 3
dusty right tibia 3
dusty right twelfth rib 4
dusty right ulna 9
dusty sacral vertebrae 7
dusty second caudal vertebra 4
dusty second cervical vertebra 6
dusty second lumbar vertebra 2
dusty second thoracic vertebra 4
dusty seventh caudal vertebra 5
dusty seventh cervical vertebra 5
dusty seventh lumbar vertebra 7
dusty seventh thoracic vertebra 3
dusty sixth caudal vertebra 3
dusty sixth cervical vertebra 7
dusty sixth lumbar vertebra 8
dusty sixth thoracic vertebra 4
dusty tenth caudal vertebra 3
dusty tenth thoracic vertebra 9
dusty third caudal vertebra 4
dusty third cervical vertebra 7
dusty third lumbar vertebra 6
dusty third thoracic vertebra 8
dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra 4
dwarf bread 8
dwarvish magazine 7
Dyspepsi grenade 2
Dyspepsi-Cola 813
Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations 1
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues 3
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet 2
Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack 1
Dyspepsi-Cola shield 2
Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen 1
Earring of Fire 1
easter egg balloon 8
Eau de Guaneau 3
eel battery 1
eel sauce 1
eel skin 1
eelskin hat 1
eelskin pants 1
eelskin shield 1
effervescent potion 96
effluvious emerald 2
eggbeater 3
eggnog 7
El Vibrato power sphere 1
El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) 1
El Vibrato trapezoid 1
Elf Farm Raffle ticket 5
Elfin shortbread 1
Elmley shades 5
Elron's Explosive Etude 1
elven limbos gingerbread 18
elven cellocello 23
elven moonshine 52
elven socks 3
elven suicide capsule 27
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empty blowgun 1
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enchanted bean burrito 1
enchanted brass knuckles 2
enchanted eyepatch 2
enchanted handwarmer 1
enchanted toothpick 2
enchantlers 2
encoder ring 1
energy drink IV 2
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enormous belt buckle 11
enormous hoop earring 8
Ent cider 27
escargotsicle 1
especially salty dog 1
Everlasting Deckswabber 1
evil golden arch 57
evil golden arches 3
evil googly eye 1
evil teddy bear 1
evil teddy bear sewing kit 2
evil-ass club 1
exploding hacky-sack 21
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extra-fancy ring setting 1
extra-large palm-frond toupee 3
extra-potent gremlin mutagen 1
extra-spicy bloody mary 4
extra-strength strongness elixir 11
eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest 1
eXtreme meat crossbow 2
eXtreme meat staff 2
eXtreme meat sword 2
eXtreme mittens 14
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eXtreme scarf 15
eye of newt 29
eye-pod 2
eyedrops of newt 1
eyedrops of the ermine 1
eyedrops of the ocelot 1
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f3d0r4 269
facehugging alien 1
facsimile dictionary 8
fairy gravy boat 330
fake blood 6
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Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium 1
fancy ball mask 1
fancy bath salts 248
fancy but probably evil chocolate 1
fancy canapés 1
fancy chocolate 3
fancy chocolate car 7
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fancy schmancy cheese sauce 1
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fat stacks of cash 27
fat wallet 1
felt 6
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots 13
fermenting powder 1
ferret bait 390
Ferrigno's Elixir of Power 1
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fetid feather 28
fettucini Inconnu 2
Feynman gate 1
fez of etymology 1
figurine of a charred seal 7
figurine of a cold seal 7
figurine of a cute baby seal 2
figurine of a shadowy seal 11
figurine of a slippery seal 4
figurine of a stinking seal 2
figurine of an ancient seal 1
filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") 24
filigreed hamethyst earring 1
filigreed hamethyst necklace 1
filigreed hamethyst ring 1
filth-encrusted futon 1
filthy corduroys 36
filthy hippy poncho 1
filthy knitted dread sack 26
filthy lucre 1
filthy pestle 10
filthy poultice 264
fin-bit wax 1
fine wine 2
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fire 1
fire flower 2
fire poi 8
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fish stick 1
fish-liver oil 30
fishy fish 1
fishy fish casserole 1
fishy fish lasagna 1
fishy wand 1
fizzy potion 103
flamin' bindle 1
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flaming crutch 12
flaming feather 48
flaming glowsticks 1
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flaming talons 264
flange 2
flaregun 43
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flask of hamethyst juice 1
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flat mushroom wine 1
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flirtatious feather 31
floaty inverse geode 1
floaty sand 547
floorboard cruft 1
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foon of fearfulness 1
foon of fleshiness 1
foon of foulness 1
foon of frigidity 1
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football helmet 1
forest tears 5
fortune cookie 2
Frat Army FGF 1,680
frat brats 12
frayed rope belt 1
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French slippers 1
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frightful feather 55
frigid air mattress 1
frigid fudgepuck 7
frigid hankyū 2
frigid mote 1
frigid ninja stars 382
frilly shirt 1
frilly skirt 9
Frogade 1
Frost™ brand sword 1
frost-rimed seal hide 3
frostbite-flavored Hob-O 2
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frozen Mob Penguin 4
frozen mushroom 22
frozen nunchaku 45
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fruit bowl 1
fruitcake 4
fruitfilm 1
fruity girl swill 1
fry-oil-flavored Hob-O 1
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fudge lily 22
fudge spork 1
fudgecule 2,308
fudgecycle 1
fudgesicle 1
Fudgie Roll 1
full meat tank 1
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furry fur 786
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Fuzzby 1
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gator skin 1
gatorskin umbrella 1
gauze garter 551
gauze hammock 1
gauze shorts 1
Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire 1
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Genalen™ Bottle 9
General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket 31
ghost cucumber 2
ghost pickle on a stick 1
ghostly pickling solution 1
ghuol ears 208
ghuol egg 211
ghuol egg quiche 4
ghuol guolash 86
ghuol-ear kabob 2
giant book of ancient carols 1
giant cactus quill 56
giant cheesestick 1
giant discarded bottlecap 1
giant discarded plastic fork 8
giant discarded torn-up glove 1
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giant foam finger 2
giant glass of brandy 2
giant green gummi bear 1
giant moxie weed 32
giant needle 639
giant pinky ring 7
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giant yellow gummi bear 1
giant yellow gummi ingot 1
gibson 1
gilded ancient cursed chest 1
gilded ancient cursed key 1
gimlet 1
gin and tonic 1
gin-soaked blotter paper 1
gingerbread bugbear 2
gingerbread horror 1
gingerbread mutant bugbear 7
gingham blouse 1
Glass Balls of the Goblin King 2
glass gnoll eye 1
glass of baboon milk 26
glass of goat's milk 10
glimmering buzzard feather 1
glimmering great tit feather 1
glimmering penguin feather 1
glimmering phoenix feather 2
glimmering raven feather 1
glimmering roc feather 1
glistening fish meat 1
glistening staff 2
glittery mascara 20
glob of green slime 1
gloomy black mushroom 41
gloomy mushroom wine 1
glow-in-the-dark dart gun 1
glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub 1
glowing esca 1
glowing red eye 224
glowing syringe 1
gnashing teeth 1
gnat lasagna 1
gnatloaf 1
gnatloaf casserole 1
gnatwing 19
gnatwing earring 1
gnauga hide 9
gnauga hide buckler 1
gnauga hide chaps 1
gnauga hide kilt 1
gnauga hide skirt 1
gnauga hide vest 1
gnauga hide whip 1
gnocchetti di Nietzsche 1
gnoll lips 14
gnoll teeth 22
gnoll-tooth necklace 1
Gnollish autoplunger 1
Gnollish casserole dish 1
Gnollish flyswatter 23
Gnollish pie server 17
Gnollish pie tin 7
Gnollish plunger 24
Gnollish slotted spoon 13
Gnollish toolbox 55
Gnomish toolbox 1
Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer 2
Go-Wassail 25
goat 2
goat beard 85
goat cheese 17
goat cheese pizza 24
goat cheese taco 2
goatskin umbrella 4
gob of wet hair 274
goblin autoblowgun 6
goblin hunting spear 7
gold lamé pants 3
golden ring 40
golden twig 1
goofily-plumed helmet 1
googly eye 5
Gordon Bennett 1
goth kid t-shirt 5
GOTO 2
goulauncher 1
gr8ps 8
grapefruit 1
grapes 36
grass blade 1
grass hat 1
grass skirt 1
grass whistle 1
grassy cutlass 6
Grateful Undead T-shirt 5
grave robbing shovel 25
gray bow tie 39
grease gun 1
green balloon 1
green beer 1
green candy heart 2
green clay bead 67
green drunki-bear 1
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green peawee marble 1
green pixel 153
green pixel potion 1
green smoke bomb 80
green snowcone 1
green-frosted astral cupcake 1
gremlin juice 12
gremlin mutagen 1
grog 2
groovy prism necklace 1
grouchy restless spirit 1,126
grue egg 8
grue egg omelette 1
grumpy old man charrrm 47
grumpy old man charrrm bracelet 1
grungy bandana 8
grungy flannel shirt 7
guano coffee cup 1
guitar pick 4
gummi ammonite 1
gummi belemnite 1
gummi canary 1
gummi salamander 1
gummi snake 1
gummi trilobite 1
Gummi-DNA 21
Gummi-Gnauga 2
gyroscope 2
hair of the fish 1
hair spray 10
hairy staff 1
half-baked potion 5
half-orchid 1
half-rotten brain 4
half-sized guitar 2
halfberd 8
halibut 1
hamethyst 3
hamethyst bracelet 1
hamethyst earring 1
hamethyst necklace 1
hamethyst ring 1
hand grenegg 1
handful of confetti 9
handful of Crotchety Pine needles 1
handful of drink tickets 2
handful of hand chalk 67
handful of Laughing Willow bark 1
handful of moss 983
handful of nuts and berries 1
handful of pine needles 2,010
handful of sand 2
handful of sawdust 121
handful of walnuts 11
handmade hobby horse 1
handsomeness potion 12
happiness 1
Happy Birthday, Claude! cake 2
hardware upgrade 1
harem girl t-shirt 2
Hatorade 1
Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance 2
headhunter necktie 2
heart necklace 3
heart of dark chocolate 1
heart of rock and roll 1
heart of the volcano 2
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heavy D 720
heavy hot sauce 1
heavy metal sonata 3
heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr 2
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Hell broth 1
Hell ramen 2
hellion cube 7
hellseal claw 2
hellseal whisker 2
helmet recipe 4
helmet turtle 12
hemp net 2
hemp string 55
henna face paint 68
henna tattoo 1
herb brownies 8
herbal stuffing 33
herbs 1
hermit permit 45
herringcello 26
high-pressure seltzer bottle 1
high-resistance ultrapolymer plating 1
hill of beans 140
Himalayan Hidalgo sauce 1
hippo skin buckler 1
hippo whip 1
hippopotamus kilt 1
hippopotamus pants 1
hippopotamus skin 2
hippopotamus skirt 1
hipposkin poncho 1
Hippy Army MPE 1,756
hippy bongo 6
hippy herbal tea 2
hippy medical kit 3
hippy protest button 3
hobo code binder 1
hobo dungarees 1
hobo nickel 64
Hodgman's harmonica 1
holiday cheese log 2
Hollandaise helmet 1
homeopathic healing powder 1
honey-dew 1
honey-dipped locust 173
hopping socks 1
horizontal tango 1
hors d'oeuvre tray 4
hot and sour sauce 1
hot buttered roll 1
hot cross bow 1
hot date 257
hot hi mein 1
hot katana blade 48
hot nuggets 1
hot pink lipstick 1
hot plate 1
hot powder 1
hot stuffing 1
hot wad 1
hot wing 207
hovering sombrero 2
huge spoon 23
hyperbolic plasma focuser 1
hypodermic needle 2
Ice-Cold Beer Ring 1
ice-cold fotie 26
ice-cold Sir Schlitz 43
ice-cold six-pack 139
ice-cold Willer 108
iced-out bling 1
icicle katana 2
icy katana hilt 60
icy mushroom wine 1
icy-hot katana 1
iGoogly 9
Iiti Kitty phone charm 13
imitation crab crate 1
imitation crab meat 1
imitation crab zoea 1
imitation whetstone 1
immense cyborg hand 2
Imp Ale 349
imp unity ring 1
incense bath ball 6
incredibly creepy marionette 1
infernal fife 8
infernal insoles 15
inflatable duck 1
ink bladder 1
inkwell 1
Inndya trading card 1
insanely spicy bean burrito 54
insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito 1
insanely spicy jumping bean burrito 2
Instant Karma 3
interesting-looking twig 7
invisibility potion 5
invisible bag 7
ion grid 1
ion-pulse modulation stabilizer 1
irate sombrero 6
Iron Beta of Industry 1
iron pasta spoon 1
irradiated candy cane 2
irradiated pet snacks 2
irresistibility potion 7
irritability potion 8
jabañero pepper 1
jabañero-flavored chewing gum 8
jack flapper 2
Jackass Plumber home game 1
jamfish jam 1
jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade 1
jar of anniversary jam 1
jar of squeeze 1
jar of swamp gas 1
Jarlsberg's earring 9
Jarlsberg's key lime 2
Jarlsberg's key lime pie 5
jawbruiser 1
jazz soap 1
jerky coins 41
jewelry-making pliers 1
jingle bell 1
Jolly Roger charrrm 2
Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet 33
joybuzzer 1
jug of baconstone juice 1
jug of Gnomochloric acid 1
jug of hamethyst juice 1
jug of porquoise juice 3
jug-o-magicalness 6
Jumbo Dr. Lucifer 6
jumbo olive 9
jumping bean burrito 1
jumping bean taco 3
jungle drum 3
juniper berries 5
kamicorpse-ee 3
keg shield 2
Kentucky-fried meat crossbow 1
Kentucky-fried meat staff 1
Kentucky-fried meat sword 1
Kentucky-style derby 1
ketchup 1
ketchup hound 3
kick-ass kicks 2
kickback cookbook 1
killer rag doll 1
killing feather 33
Kiss the Knob apron 1
Kissin' Cousins 1
kite 8
kiwi 1
kneecapping stick 9
knob bugle 10
Knob Goblin elite helm 23
Knob Goblin elite pants 27
Knob Goblin elite polearm 16
Knob Goblin elite shirt 29
Knob Goblin eyedrops 1
Knob Goblin firecracker 177
Knob Goblin harem pants 14
Knob Goblin harem veil 13
Knob Goblin learning pill 1
Knob Goblin love potion 343
Knob Goblin lunchbox 1
Knob Goblin melon baller 171
Knob Goblin nasal spray 1
Knob Goblin pants 172
Knob Goblin perfume 29
Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray 1
Knob Goblin scimitar 169
Knob Goblin seltzer 1,258
Knob Goblin sharpening spray 1
Knob Goblin spatula 14
Knob Goblin steroids 392
Knob Goblin stink bomb 1
Knob Goblin superseltzer 540
Knob Goblin tongs 206
Knob Goblin Uberpants 1
Knob Goblin visor 31
Knob jelly donut 2
knob ka-bobs 12
Knob Kitchen grab-bag 1
Knob lo mein 1
Knob mushroom 17
knob mushroom wine 1
Knob nuts 1
Knob pasty 2
Knob sausage 4
Knob sausage stir-fry 1
Knob shroomkabob 2
Knob stir-fry 1
Knob stroganoff 1
Knob stuffed shells 1
knobby helmet turtle 1
knobby kneepads 1
Knoll lo mein 1
Knoll mushroom 52
knoll mushroom wine 1
Knoll shroomkabob 5
Knoll stir-fry 1
knuckle sandwich 92
kumquartz 32
kumquat 1
kumquat supersucker 1
ladle of mystery 1
large box 1
large cocoa eggshell fragment 2
LARP membership card 1
Lars the Cyberian 1
laser-broiled pear 12
lavender candy heart 2
lavender paisley oyster egg 2
lavender plastic oyster egg 1
lavender polka-dot oyster egg 1
lavender striped oyster egg 2
lead necklace 23
lead yo-yo 1
Lead Zeta of Chastity 1
leaf 1
leaf of grass 16
leaflet 6
leather chaps 13
leather mask 16
leathery bat skin 36
leathery cat skin 40
leathery rat skin 11
LED block 1
left bracket 1
left half of a heart necklace 1
left parenthesis 6
leftovers of indeterminate origin 15
lemon 2
lemon meringue pie 4
lemonade marble 1
length of string 1
leotarrrd 12
leprechaun hatchling 1
less-than-three-shaped box 1
lesser grodulated violet 1
Let Me Be! 1
letterman's jacket 1
libation of liveliness 1
library card 1
licorice garrote 4
licorice root 14
lifeless meat doll 1
lihc eye 230
lihc eye pie 5
lihc face 46
limburger biker boots 1
lime 2
lime supersucker 2
lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum 10
line 511
linoleum crossbow 1
linoleum crossbow string 1
linoleum helmet turtle 1
linoleum meat stack 1
linoleum ore 10
linoleum staff 2
linoleum stick 1
linoleum sword 1
linoleum sword hilt 1
lion oil 20
little paper umbrella 21
little round pebble 1
live lobster 1
live nautical mine 1
live wire 1
llama lama gong 115
loaded serum blowgun 1
loathing eagle baby-doll shirt 1
Lockenstock™ sandals 5
logic synthesizer 1
lollipop cufflinks 1
lollipop stick 1
long pork 9
long pork casserole 2
long pork chop sandwiches 2
long pork lasagna 1
long skinny balloon 81
longhaired hippy wig 3
loose teeth 528
Lord of the Flies-sized fries 9
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 8
los chinos 1
lotion of coldness 2
lotion of hotness 1
lotion of sleaziness 1
lotion of spookiness 1
lotion of stench 1
Loudmouth Larry Lamprey 371
love song of disturbing obsession 432
love song of icy revenge 448
love song of naughty innuendo 433
love song of smoldering passion 454
love song of sugary cuteness 493
love song of vague ambiguity 440
lowercase N 531
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lucky rabbit's foot 8
Lucky Surprise Egg 11
lumbering jack 2
lump of coal 1
lump of diamond 1
lump of Saccharine Maple sap 1
lupine sword 10
LWA ring 1
lychee chuhai 1
M-242 3
macaroni duck 1
Mace of the Tortoise 1
mad scientist's sock monkey 1
Mad Train wine 1,029
Mae West 1
Mae West with a fly in it 1
mafia aria 1
magic lamp 2
magic whistle 7
magical ice cube with a fly in it 9
magical ice cubes 12
magical mystery juice 1
magicalness-in-a-can 243
magilaser blastercannon 82
MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech 1
magnifying glass 2
maid head 1
maiden wig 10
makeshift cape 1
makeshift crane 1
makeshift skirt 1
makeshift turban 1
mandarina colada 1
mandarina colada with a fly in it 1
Manetwich 1
manly bloomers 1
mannequin leg 1
many-eyed glasses 4
maple leaf 2
maple syrup 15
margarita 2
mariachi G-string 10
mariachi pants 11
Mariner's Friend cough drops 1
marionette 1
marionette collective 1
marshmallow 31
martini 2
marzipan skull 16
mass of wriggling tentacles 1
massive sitar 1
mauve paisley oyster egg 2
mauve plastic oyster egg 15
mauve polka-dot oyster egg 16
mauve striped oyster egg 11
Maxing, Relaxing 1
Maxwell's Silver Hammer 1
McMillicancuddy's Special Lager 103
meat cowboy hat 3
Meat detector 2
meat engine 16
meat face 1
meat from yesterday 2
meat golem 1
Meat maid 1
Meat maid body 1
meat paste 1
meat stack 83
meat vortex 612
meatcar model 2
meatloaf helmet 3
meatsmithing guide 4
meatspout staff 1
meaty helmet turtle 1
Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs 2
megatofu 10
Meleegra™ pills 28
melon-infused sake 1
melted Jell-o shot 13
memory of a C 2
memory of a CA base pair 2
memory of a CG base pair 1
memory of a CT base pair 1
memory of a G 3
memory of a GT base pair 1
memory of a T 5
memory of an A 4
memory of an AG base pair 2
memory of an AT base pair 2
memory of some delicious amino acids 14
menorette 1
menudo 5
menudo ravioli 1
Mer-kin digpick 1
Mer-kin fastjuice 1
Mer-kin foodbucket 1
Mer-kin healscroll 1
Mer-kin hidepaint 2
Mer-kin hookspear 1
Mer-kin killscroll 1
Mer-kin pinkslip 1
Mer-kin prayerbeads 1
Mer-kin pressureglobe 1
Mer-kin roundshield 1
Mer-kin sneakmask 1
Mer-kin takebag 2
Mer-kin thingpouch 1
mesh cap 12
metal mandible 1
metallic A 121
metallic foil bow 1
metallic foil cat ears 1
metallic foil radar dish 1
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler 3
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub 585
midget clownfish 1
milk of magnesium 1
milky potion 100
mimosette 1
mind flayer corpse 86
miner's helmet 13
miner's pants 15
miniature antlers 1
miniature carton of clove cigarettes 1
miniature castagnets 1
miniature dormouse 1
miniature espresso maker 1
miniature Jacob's ladder 1
Miniborg beeper 1
Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot 1
Miniborg hiveminder 1
Miniborg laser 1
Miniborg stomper 1
Miniborg strangler 1
misfit dolly 1
misshapen animal skeleton 1
mixed wildflower greens 20
Mob Penguin cellular phone 1
Mohawk wig 86
moist sailor's cap 1
mojo filter 10
mole molé 2
molotov cocktail cocktail 3
Mon Tiki 1
monkey wrench 2
monomolecular yo-yo 1
Monstar energy beverage 417
monster bait 1
mood ring 1
moonglasses 1
Morbidda trading card 1
Morlock's Mark Bourbon 1
mother's little helper 43
mother's secret recipe 1
motivational poster 25
Mountain Stream soda 139
moxie magnet 1
moxie weed 419
Mr. Mediocrebar 32
MSG 1
muculent machete 1
Mudflap-Girl Necklace 1
mugcake 1
mullet wig 23
mummy mask 1
mummy wrapping 8
munchies pill 1
murky potion 109
mushroom fermenting solution 6
mushroom pizza 2
Mylar balloon 1
mylar scout drone 2
mysterious silver lapel pin 1
nanite-infested candy cane 17
nanite-infested eggnog 3
nanite-infested fruitcake 4
nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear 1
nanofiber cloth 2
Nardz energy beverage 1
nasty rat mask 1
natty blue ascot 5
natural fennel soda 257
Nayztameetjoo trading card 1
ND 2
necklace chain 1
Necrotelicomnicon 10
Neuromancer 1
New Cloaca-Cola 1
Newbiesport™ tent 2
NG 2
Nickel Gamma of Frugality 1
night-vision goggles 2
ninja hot pants 13
ninja mop 16
non-stick pugil stick 1
Nose Ring of Putrescence 1
not-a-pipe 1
nothing-in-the-box 1
nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box 1
Now and Earlier 1
NPZR chemistry set 37
nurse's hat 1
nutty organic salad 2
obsidian dagger 7
ocarina of space 27
ocean motion 1
octopus's spade 1
odor extractor 1
off-white paisley oyster egg 1
off-white plastic oyster egg 3
off-white polka-dot oyster egg 4
off-white striped oyster egg 2
office-supply crossbow 1
oil of expertise 1
oil of oiliness 1
Oil of Parrrlay 56
oil of slipperiness 1
oil of stability 1
oily golden mushroom 5
oily mushroom wine 1
ointment of the occult 1
old coin purse 1
old leather wallet 1
old sweatpants 2
old-fashioned 2
olive 1
olive lo mein 1
olive stir-fry 1
one-winged stab bat 1
onion shurikens 1
oozenog 3
opera mask 2
orange 1
orange and black Crimboween candy 1
orange candy heart 1
orange peel hat 3
orange snowcone 2
orange-frosted astral cupcake 1
Orcish baseball cap 15
Orcish cargo shorts 19
Orcish frat-paddle 10
Orcish meat locker 1
Order of the Silver Wossname 1
Oreille Divisée brandy 1
original G 714
oriole-feather headdress 1
ornate ancient cursed chest 2
ornate ancient cursed key 1
Oscus's dumpster waders 1
out-of-tune biwa 5
oven mitts 1
overclocked avian microprocessor 1
overcookie 3
oversized fish scaler 4
oversized pipe 6
oversized pizza cutter 122
ovoid leather thing 511
oyster basket 2
oyster egg balloon 1
pack of chewing gum 2
pack of KWE trading card 7
pack of pogs 37
packet of beer nuts 1
packet of tofurkey gravy 3
PADL Phone 131
pail 51
painful penne pasta 1
pair of bolt cutters 7
pair of pearidot earrings 1
pair of ragged claws 1
pair of twitching claws 1
palm frond 410
palm-frond capris 20
palm-frond cloak 1
palm-frond fan 1
palm-frond net 1
palm-frond toupee 1
palm-frond whip 536
panhandle panhandling hat 1
pants kit 1
pants of the Slug Lord 9
panty raider camouflage 77
papaya 26
papaya sling 1
papaya slung 1
papaya taco 2
paper-plate-mail pants 1
paperclip 81
paperclip cape 1
paperclip turban 1
paperclip-on tie 1
papotion of papower 1
paranormal ricotta 20
parasitic claw 1
parasitic headgnawer 1
parasitic strangleworm 1
parasitic tentacles 1
parisian cathouse 1
party hat 2
passable elf mask 10
pasta spoon 11
Pasta Spoon of Peril 1
pat-a-cake pendant 8
patchouli incense stick 12
patchouli oil bomb 30
patent antipsychotics 2
patent leather shoes 47
peace-sign necklace 2
peach 1
peach lozenge 1
peach pie 2
pear 1
pear lozenge 1
pear supersucker 1
pear tart 2
pearidot 45
Pendant of Fire 1
penguin focaccia bread 29
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Wint-O-Fresh mint 13
wintergreen-flavored potato chips 573
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witty rapier 59
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wolf mask 237
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Wolfman Nardz 1
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Workytime Tea 15
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yak anorak 1
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Zu Mannkäse Dienen 2