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Display Case for malphador (#1528300)
This player is ranked #587 for Most Unique Items with a total of 1,644 items.

This player is a member of the clan Miskatonic Dropouts.

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malphador (#1528300)
This player has 1,644 unique items and 108,107 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"DRINK ME" potion 2
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 1
1-ball 59
1.21 jigawatts 1
1/6th Pound Cake 1
100-Watt bulb 1
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 104
2-ball 1
25-meat staff 1
3-ball 1
30669 scroll 1
33398 scroll 186
334 scroll 1
4-ball 1
4-d camera 1
4-dimensional guitar 66
4:20 bomb 1
5-Alarm Saucepan 1
5-ball 1
6-ball 1
64067 scroll 1
7-ball 2
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 1
8-ball 1
9-ball 1
a butt tuba 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 1
a little sump'm sump'm 8
A. W. O. L. commendation 3
abominable blubber 1
abominable snowcone 36
accidental cider 17
acid-squirting flower 51
acoustic guitarrr 3
adder bladder 23
affordable teak perch 1
agua de vida 1
albatross necklace 1
Alewife™ Ale 115
Alice's Army Alchemist 1
Alice's Army Bowman 1
Alice's Army Cleric 1
Alice's Army Coward 1
Alice's Army Guard 1
Alice's Army Halberder 1
Alice's Army Hammerman 1
Alice's Army Horseman 1
Alice's Army Lanceman 1
Alice's Army Mad Bomber 1
Alice's Army Ninja 1
Alice's Army Nurse 1
Alice's Army Page 1
Alice's Army Shieldmaiden 1
Alice's Army Spearsman 1
Alice's Army Swordsman 1
Alice's Army Wallman 1
all-purpose cleaner 8
all-year sucker 1
alphabet gum 4
ammonite candy mold 1
ammonite fossil 16
amulet of extreme plot significance 110
ancient frozen dinner 18
ancient Magi-Wipes 57
ancient protein powder 22
ancient spice 10
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 1
ancient vinyl coin purse 14
anemone nematocyst 1
Angry Farmer candy 881
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 1
Ankh of Badahnkadh 1
anniversary gift box 2
annoying pitchfork 1
ant agonist 3
ant hoe 1
ant pick 1
ant pitchfork 1
ant rake 1
ant sickle 1
anti-anti-antidote 1
anticheese 4
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 1
antique bottle of cough syrup 2
antique greaves 106
antique hand mirror 10
antique helmet 100
antique packet of ketchup 5
antique shield 98
antique souvenir drawing 1
antique spear 84
armgun 40
around the world 40
arrrgyle socks 3
asbestos apron 1
asbestos crossbow 1
asbestos ore 1
asbestos sword 1
ASCII shirt 1
asparagus knife 198
asshat 1
astral mushroom 2
Atomic Comic 4
automatic catapult 1
awful poetry journal 828
baby cuddlefish 2
baby killer bee 11
bacon bath ball 5
badass belt 1
bag of Cheat-Os 24
bag of lard 5
baggie of powdered sugar 60
balaclava 1
balaclava baklava 1
ball 10
balloon helmet 1
balloon monkey 2
balloon shield 1
balloon sword 1
ballroom blintz 9
bamboo bokuto 1
banana supersucker 1
banana-frosted king cake 25
bananagate 42
banjo strings 1
bar skin 29
barbed-wire fence 35
bargain flash powder 34
barrrnacle 2
barskin buckler 1
barskin hat 1
barskin loincloth 1
barskin tent 2
Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler 11
baseball 99
Bash-Ōs boxtop 1
Bash-Ōs cereal 10
basic meat crossbow 1
basic meat helmet 1
basic meat kilt 1
basic meat pants 1
basic meat skirt 1
basic meat spork 1
basic meat staff 1
basic meat sword 1
bat guano 324
bat haggis 2
bat wing 152
bat wing kabob 1
batgut 334
bath ball gift set 21
battered Crimbo Crate 34
battered hubcap 3
bazookafish bubble gum 26
beach glass bead 8
beach glass necklace 1
beanbag chair 2
beefy fish meat 6
beer basted brat 10
beer bomb 26
beer bong 1
beer goggles 2
beer lens 1
beer-soaked mop 1,195
beertini 9
beholed bedsheet 4
belemnite candy mold 2
belemnite fossil 8
Better Than Cuddling Cake 5
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 1
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 1
BGE merchandise order form 39
BGE pocket calendar 1
BGE shotglass 6
BGE temporary tattoo 1
BGE tiny plastic toy 1
big bass drum 44
Big Candy's tophat 1
big red clown nose 158
bilge wine 215
bindlestocking 3
bird rib 41
Bit O' Ectoplasm 7
bit of clingfilm 3
bit-o-cactus 17
bite-me-red lipstick 138
black & tan 5
black BRICKO brick 1
black eyedrops 3
black forest cake 10
black forest ham 6
black greaves 12
black helmet 15
black kettle drum 1
Black No. 2 17
black paisley oyster egg 1
black picnic basket 5
black pixel 38
black plastic oyster egg 16
black pudding 10
black shield 17
black snake skin 9
black striped oyster egg 1
black sword 20
blackberry 17
blackberry combat boots 1
blackberry moccasins 2
blackberry polite 1
Blackfly Chardonnay 13
blank fudge mold 1
Blatantly Canadian 4
Bling of the New Wave 1
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 7
Blood Light 34
blood-faced volleyball 1
bloody beer 14
bloody clown pants 128
bloody mary 8
blue paisley oyster egg 1
blue pixel 29
blue plasma ball 1
blue plastic oyster egg 1
blue polka-dot oyster egg 13
blue striped oyster egg 9
blueberry-frosted king cake 17
bone flute 19
bone rattle 2
Bone's Farm "wine" 20
booty chest charrrm 80
booty chest charrrm bracelet 1
Boozehounds Anonymous token 38
Boris's ring 1
bottle of alcohol 3
bottle of antifreeze 6
bottle of Blank-Out 51
bottle of bubbles 34
bottle of cooking sherry 4
bottle of Definit 1
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 1
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 1
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 8
bottle of Mystic Shell 12
bottle of Pete's Sake 1
bottle of pirate juice 2
bottle of popskull 5
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 1
bottle of sake 9
bottle of tequila 1
bottle of ultravitamins 1
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 1
bottle of vodka 1
bottle of whiskey 1
bottle opener belt buckle 1
bounty-hunting helmet 1
bouquet of circular saw blades 4
bowl of Bounty-Os 1
bowl of cottage cheese 460
bowl of oriole's nest soup 1
box-in-the-box 1
box-in-the-box-in-the-box 1
boxed champagne 1
boxing glove 3
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 20
BRAINS shorts 7
breaded beer 7
breath mint 22
brick 58
BRICKO airship 1
BRICKO bat 1
BRICKO brick 1
BRICKO bulwark 1
BRICKO elephant 1
BRICKO gargantuchicken 1
BRICKO hat 1
BRICKO octopus 1
BRICKO ooze 1
BRICKO oyster 1
BRICKO pants 1
BRICKO pearl 1
BRICKO pyramid 1
BRICKO python 1
BRICKO sword 1
BRICKO trunk 1
BRICKO turtle 1
BRICKO vacuum cleaner 1
briefcase 7
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 4
brine 32
briny vinegar 1
broken skull 189
broken sword 89
bronzed locust 8
brown sugar cane 1,792
bubblewrap ore 2
bubbly potion 30
bucket of anniversary lard 1
bucket of honey 86
buckyball 9
bugbear beanie 92
bugbear bungguard 87
Bulky Buddy Box 1
bum cheek 282
bunch of square grapes 14
buoybottoms 2
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 1
caipifruta 1
calavera concertina 1
calle de miel 2
can of Binarrrca 16
can of CRIMBCOLA 3
can of maces 2
can of Red Minotaur 15
can of spinach 7
can of Swiller 44
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 40
candied kobold 4
candied yams 40
candy cane 37
candy kneecapping stick 5
candy knuckles 3
candy stake 2
cannonball charrrm 75
cannonball charrrm bracelet 1
canopic jar 40
canteen of wine 222
capacitor relay 1
carbonated soy milk 8
carbonated water lily 1,760
cardboard katana 1
cardboard wakizashi 18
caret 2
carob chunk cookies 1
carob chunk noodles 1
carob chunks 8
cat appendix 2
catgut 44
catgut taco 1
cement sandals 3
centipede eggs 14
chainsaw chain 2
chaos butterfly 945
charged magnet 2
charming flute 1
charrrm bracelet 1
cheap cigar butt 74
cheap elven gloves 7
cheap plastic blowgun 1
cheap toaster 1
chef's hat 189
Cherry Cloaca Cola 1
chintzy disco ball pendant 6
chloroform rag 1
chocolate bath ball 4
chocolate disco ball 30
chocolate filthy lucre 79
chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses 3
chocolate-frosted king cake 19
chopsticks 96
chorizo brownies 1
chorizo taco 10
chrome ore 3
chunk of rock salt 2,441
cinnamon troll doll 1
circular CRIMBCOOKIE 5
clay peace-sign bead 7
clockwork bartender-in-the-box 1
clockwork chef-in-the-box 1
clockwork detective skull 1
clockwork maid 1
clockwork sphere 1
cloudy potion 28
clown shoes 63
clown skin 142
club necklace 15
club of the five seasons 1
Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau 3
cocktail napkin 2
cocoa egg 76
cocoa eggshell fragment 599
coffin lid 4
Cold Hots candy 1
cold ninja mask 64
cologne of contempt 1
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 9
Comet Pop 1
commemorative war stein 1
communications windchimes 1
concoction of clumsiness 1
control crystal 1
Cookbook of the Damned 1
copper ha'penny charrrm 73
corn holder 1
cornuthaum 50
Corpse Island iced tea 22
corpse on the beach 27
corpsedriver 18
corpsetini 15
corrupted data 354
cottage 1
cranberries 51
cranberry cordial 1
cranberry schnapps 2
crazy little Turkish delight 48
cream pie 1
cream stout 8
creamsicle 6
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 1
CRIMBCO lanyard 52
CRIMBCO mug 25
CRIMBCO scrip 140
CRIMBCO wine 25
CRIMBCOIDS mints 4
CRIMBCOLOAF 6
Crimbo candied pecan 47
Crimbo fudge 34
Crimbo peppermint bark 45
Crimbo wreath 1
Crimbomination Contraption 1
Crimbuck 304
croquet hedgehog 1
crotchety pants 1
crowbarrr 3
Crown of the Goblin King 1
cruelty-free wine 21
crystallized memory 1
curmudgel 2
cursed black pearl onion 2
cursed bottle of black-label rum 7
cursed bottle of rum 4
cursed cannonball 5
cursed dirty joke scroll 4
cursed piece of thirteen 9
cursed scrunchie 17
cursed sea biscuit 2
cursed voodoo skull 3
cyborg stompin' boot 1
cyclops eyedrops 2
Daffy Taffy 120
daisy 1
dark potion 39
dead guy's watch 16
decaying wooden oar 1
decaying wooden paddle 1
decaying wooden pole 1
decorative fountain 5
dehydrated caviar 14
delicious comfit? 1
delicious salad 120
deluxe fax machine 1
demon skin 15
denim axe 2
dense meat stack 3
dented harmonica 62
deodorant 1
depantsing bomb 1
depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick 9
desiccated apricot 18
detective skull 1
diamond necklace 10
diamond-studded cane 5
Dickory Farms Gift Basket 23
Diet Cloaca Cola 1
dill 140
dire fudgesicle 19
dirty hobo gloves 552
Disco 'Fro Pick 1
disco ball 5
disco mask 13
disease 107
disembodied smile 1
dishrag 2
displaced fish 136
distention pill 1
distilled fortified wine 6
disturbing fanfic 855
Divine 1
DNOTC Box 1
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 1
Dogsgotnonoz pills 4
doll house 2
dollhive 7
donkey flipbook 3
dope gangsta bling-bling 9
dope wheels 1
Double Bacon Beelzeburger 1
double-barreled sling 1
double-ice box 2
double-ice britches 2
double-ice cap 2
draggin' ball hat 114
dragon snaps 88
dragonfish caviar 1
dreadlock whip 1,186
dried face 13
Drowsy Sword 1
drum machine 3
drum of pomade 23
dry martini 1
dry noodles 2
dry vodka martini 1
drywall axe 1
ducha de oro 2
duck-on-a-string 3
duct tape 76
duct tape dockers 1
duct tape fedora 1
duct tape sword 1
duct tape wallet 6
dull fish scale 1
dungeoneer's dungarees 2
dusty bottle of Marsala 219
dusty bottle of Merlot 344
dusty bottle of Muscat 198
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 321
dusty bottle of Port 295
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 176
dusty Crimbo crate 39
Dyspepsi-Cola 255
easter egg balloon 1
Eau de Guaneau 33
Ecto-Cooler 19
eel skin 1
effervescent potion 25
eggnog 28
elderly jawbreaker 2
elephant stinger 16
Elron's Explosive Etude 1
elven limbos gingerbread 53
elven cellocello 28
elven hardtack 155
elven magi-pack 32
elven medi-pack 37
elven moonshine 109
elven socks 8
elven squeeze 177
elven suicide capsule 22
elven whittling knife 2
empty Cloaca-Cola bottle 7
empty meat tank 14
enchanted eyepatch 2
enchanted handwarmer 1
enchanted toothpick 1
ennui-flavored potato chips 939
enormous belt buckle 1
enormous hoop earring 1
Ent cider 1
evil golden arch 12
evil golden arches 2
exploding hacky-sack 12
extra-large palm-frond toupee 1
extra-potent gremlin mutagen 5
extra-see-thru nightie 11
extra-spicy bloody mary 1
eXtreme mittens 20
eXtreme nose ring 1
eXtreme scarf 28
extremely skinny jeans 12
eye of newt 8
eye of the Tiger-lily 7
eyedrops of the ocelot 5
eyepatch 15
f3d0r4 93
facsimile dictionary 1
fairy gravy boat 50
fake blood 5
fake plastic grass 2
fancy bath salts 6
fancy canapés 1
fancy chocolate 3
fancy chocolate car 7
fancy dress ball 6
fat stacks of cash 7
fat wallet 1
felt 19
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots 6
ferret bait 8
fertilized ghuol egg 1
festive holiday hat 9
festive sausage 4
fetid feather 80
Feynman gate 1
Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy 1
filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") 1
filthy corduroys 7
filthy knitted dread sack 6
filthy lucre 515
filthy pestle 2
fine wine 9
finger cymbals 1
fire flower 1
fire poi 1
fish bazooka 2
fish scimitar 1
fish-liver oil 238
fishy wand 3
fizzy potion 31
flaming feather 96
flaming talons 85
flamingo mallet 1
Flan in the Moon 1
flaregun 31
flashing novelty button 1
flimsy clipboard 54
flirtatious feather 44
floaty inverse geode 1
floaty sand 196
floorboard cruft 7
flower petal pie 1
fluid of fudge-finding 1
flute of flat champagne 22
flytrap bezoar 1
flytrap pellet 3
foam noodle 1
foie gras 5
foolscap fool's cap 61
freezerburned ice cube 2
French slippers 1
fricasseed brains 3
frightful feather 76
frigid fudgepuck 5
frigid hankyū 21
frigid mote 8
frigid ninja stars 717
frilly skirt 31
frozen feather 102
frozen nunchaku 102
fruitcake 1
fudge bunny 1
fudge cube 1
fudge lily 8
fudge spork 1
fudgecule 6,032
fudgecycle 1
Fudgie Roll 1
funhouse mirror 1
funky dried mushroom 8
furniture dolly 4
furry fur 1,098
Fuzzby 1
ga-ga radio 7
Gaia beads 1
ganger bandana 1
gas balloon 2
gatorskin umbrella 1
gauze garter 13
Genalen™ Bottle 20
ghost cucumber 152
ghost pickle on a stick 1
ghost protocol 10
ghost trap 6
ghostly body paint 66
ghuol ears 36
ghuol egg 34
ghuol egg quiche 1
ghuol guolash 7
giant cactus quill 3
giant fishhook 1
giant glass of brandy 1
giant green gummi bear 1
giant green gummi ingot 1
giant moxie weed 18
giant needle 922
giant red gummi bear 1
giant red gummi ingot 1
giant yellow gummi bear 1
giant yellow gummi ingot 1
gilded ancient cursed chest 4
gimlet 1
gin and tonic 1
gingerbread bugbear 4
gingerbread mutant bugbear 6
gingham blouse 1
glass gnoll eye 1
glistening fish meat 2
glittery mascara 1
glob of green slime 2
glow-in-the-dark dart gun 1
glowing esca 1
glowing red eye 261
glowing syringe 111
gnatwing 1
gnatwing earring 1
gnoll lips 31
gnoll teeth 27
Gnollish casserole dish 10
Gnollish flyswatter 28
Gnollish pie server 24
Gnollish pie tin 36
Gnollish plunger 27
Gnollish slotted spoon 33
Gnollish toolbox 73
Go-Wassail 41
goat 2
goat beard 115
goat cheese pizza 1
goat cheese taco 1
goatskin umbrella 1
gob of wet hair 113
gold lamé pants 2
golden ring 40
Gordon Bennett 1
GOTO 1
gr8ps 1
grapes 49
grassy cutlass 1
grave robbing shovel 1
gray bow tie 17
green balloon 1
green beer 17
green BRICKO brick 1
green drunki-bear 1
green gummi ingot 8
green pixel 30
green smoke bomb 1
gremlin juice 4
grinning turtle 1
grog 13
grouchy restless spirit 103
grouper fangirl 1
grumpy old man charrrm 1
grumpy old man charrrm bracelet 1
grungy bandana 6
guano coffee cup 7
gummi ammonite 1
gummi belemnite 1
gummi canary 1
gummi salamander 1
gummi snake 1
gummi trilobite 1
Gummi-DNA 17
gyroscope 5
half-baked potion 49
half-rotten brain 1
half-sized guitar 5
hand grenegg 1
handful of confetti 1
handful of Crotchety Pine needles 2
handful of hand chalk 2
handful of Laughing Willow bark 2
handful of moss 2,617
handful of numbers 4
handful of pine needles 12,424
handful of sawdust 9
handsomeness potion 2
happiness 45
Haunted Sorority House staff guide 5
heart necklace 13
heart of dark chocolate 1
heart of the volcano 1
heart-shaped balloon 1
heavy D 1,023
heavy metal sonata 1
heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr 1
hellion cube 5
helm of the white knight 1
helmet turtle 8
hemp net 1
hemp string 15
henna face paint 1
herb brownies 2
herbal stuffing 36
hermit permit 1
herringcello 30
hill of beans 288
hippy bongo 1
holiday cheese log 2
holiday log 1
honey-dipped locust 17
horizontal tango 2
hors d'oeuvre tray 3
hot date 202
hot katana blade 20
hot wing 37
hovering sombrero 1
ice-cold fotie 17
ice-cold Sir Schlitz 39
ice-cold six-pack 4
ice-cold Willer 79
icy katana hilt 116
Iiti Kitty phone charm 21
imitation crab crate 1
imitation crab meat 194
imitation crab zoea 1
immense cyborg hand 4
Imp Ale 58
incense bath ball 2
infernal fife 2
infernal insoles 4
inflatable duck 1
insane tophat 1
insanely spicy bean burrito 24
Instant Karma 1
intriguing puzzle box 3
invisibility potion 5
invisible bag 7
ion grid 1
irate sombrero 4
irradiated candy cane 3
irradiated pet snacks 1
irresistibility potion 8
irritability potion 7
jabañero-flavored chewing gum 6
Jackass Plumber home game 1
jamfish jam 2
jar of anniversary jam 1
Jarlsberg's earring 2
Jarlsberg's key lime pie 1
jawbruiser 2
jellyfish gel 11
jerky coins 48
jingle bell 1
Jocko Homo's head 1
Jolly Roger charrrm 12
Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet 13
jug-o-magicalness 1
Jumbo Dr. Lucifer 3
jumbo olive 3
jumping bean taco 1
jungle drum 2
keg shield 10
Kentucky-fried meat crossbow 1
Kentucky-fried meat staff 1
Kentucky-fried meat sword 1
Kentucky-style derby 1
killing feather 36
king cookie 1
kite 15
kneecapping stick 1
knight cookie 2
knob bugle 10
Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar 1
Knob Goblin elite helm 4
Knob Goblin elite pants 3
Knob Goblin elite polearm 3
Knob Goblin eyedrops 40
Knob Goblin firecracker 166
Knob Goblin harem pants 4
Knob Goblin harem veil 6
Knob Goblin love potion 440
Knob Goblin lunchbox 2
Knob Goblin melon baller 212
Knob Goblin pants 244
Knob Goblin perfume 6
Knob Goblin scimitar 208
Knob Goblin seltzer 1,298
Knob Goblin spatula 2
Knob Goblin steroids 454
Knob Goblin superseltzer 494
Knob Goblin tongs 342
Knob Goblin visor 45
Knob jelly donut 1
knob ka-bobs 9
Knob nuts 1
Knob pasty 2
Knoll mushroom 31
Knoll shroomkabob 1
knuckle sandwich 127
kumquartz 40
kumquartz ring 1
kumquat supersucker 1
large box 124
LARP membership card 1
Lars the Cyberian 2
laser-broiled pear 12
lavender paisley oyster egg 1
lavender plastic oyster egg 1
lavender polka-dot oyster egg 11
lavender striped oyster egg 1
lead necklace 5
leather aviator's cap 1
leather chaps 1
leather mask 1
leathery bat skin 49
leathery cat skin 40
leathery rat skin 8
leftovers of indeterminate origin 20
lemon meringue pie 1
leotarrrd 9
less-than-three-shaped box 1
licorice garrote 3
licorice root 70
lihc eye 41
lihc eye pie 1
lihc face 16
lime 36
lime supersucker 1
lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum 1
line 764
linoleum crossbow 1
linoleum ore 1
lion oil 34
little round pebble 21
live lobster 2
live nautical mine 2
live wire 3
Lobster qua Grill 2
logic synthesizer 1
lollipop cufflinks 1
lollipop stick 819
long pork 3
long skinny balloon 159
loose teeth 191
Lord of the Flies-sized fries 2
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 1
lowercase N 206
Lucky Surprise Egg 9
lumbering jack 1
lunar isotope 2
lupine sword 15
LWA ring 1
M-242 2
Mad Train wine 981
magic lamp 19
magic whistle 1
magicalness-in-a-can 129
magilaser blastercannon 87
magnifying glass 1
maiden wig 21
mandarina colada 1
Manetwich 4
manly bloomers 1
many-eyed glasses 1
maple leaf 2
maple syrup 2
mariachi G-string 7
mariachi pants 9
marshmallow 8
marshmallow flambé 1
martini 3
marzipan skull 3
mauve paisley oyster egg 1
mauve plastic oyster egg 1
mauve polka-dot oyster egg 1
mauve striped oyster egg 1
Maxwell's Silver Hammer 51
McMillicancuddy's Special Lager 36
meat from yesterday 1
meat golem 1
Meat maid 1
Meat maid body 1
meat stack 11
meat vortex 216
meatcar model 1
Meleegra™ pills 5
melted Jell-o shot 22
menudo 1
Mer-kin digpick 1
Mer-kin fastjuice 25
Mer-kin foodbucket 15
Mer-kin healscroll 21
Mer-kin hidepaint 4
Mer-kin hookspear 21
Mer-kin killscroll 25
Mer-kin prayerbeads 2
Mer-kin roundshield 1
Mer-kin sneakmask 3
Mer-kin takebag 44
Mer-kin thingpouch 10
mesh cap 1
Mesmereyes™ contact lenses 17
metallic A 171
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler 17
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub 872
mind flayer corpse 91
miniature antlers 1
miniature carton of clove cigarettes 1
miniature coffin 1
Miniborg beeper 1
Miniborg hiveminder 1
Miniborg laser 1
Miniborg stomper 1
Miniborg strangler 1
misfit hobby horse 1
Mohawk wig 96
moist sailor's cap 8
mojo filter 77
Mon Tiki 1
monomolecular yo-yo 7
Monstar energy beverage 7
mother's little helper 69
mother's secret recipe 1
motivational poster 25
Mountain Stream soda 93
moxie weed 467
Mr. Mediocrebar 41
mugcake 1
mullet wig 30
mummy wrapping 78
Mylar balloon 1
mylar scout drone 4
myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball 1
mysterious silver lapel pin 1
nanite-infested candy cane 17
nanite-infested eggnog 4
nanite-infested fruitcake 8
nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear 8
Nardz energy beverage 11
natural fennel soda 7
Nayztameetjoo trading card 1
ND 1
necrotizing body spray 74
Neuromancer 1
New Cloaca-Cola 1
Newbiesport™ tent 1
night-vision goggles 8
Nightstalker perfume 16
ninja hot pants 2
ninja mop 50
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I 24
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II 25
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III 28
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV 5
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V 7
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI 6
nothing-in-the-box 4
NPZR chemistry set 11
nutty organic salad 28
obsidian dagger 1
ocarina of space 26
ocean motion 1
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original G 969
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overcookie 6
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PADL Phone 1
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Penultimate Fantasy chest 50
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plot hole 1,074
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polka-dot bow tie 5
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Ram's Face Lager 91
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Rock Pops 43
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royal jelly 79
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ruby W 9
rum and cola 7
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sabre-toothed lime cub 2
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Sinful Desires 2
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skewer 87
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slug of shochu 45
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small box 91
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snake 2
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Sneaky Pete's breath spray 2
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Snow Queen Crown 12
snowball 8
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solid state loom 1
sonar-in-a-biscuit 667
sorority brain 12
soy cordial 1
space jam 1
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Spaghetti with Moonballs 1
Spam Witch sammich 401
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sparkler 2
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SPF 451 lip balm 2
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Supernova Champagne 117
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Tasty Fun Good rice candy 349
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tequila with training wheels 1
terrible poem 30
The Art of Slapfighting 2
The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones 2
The Big Book of Pirate Insults 1
The Cooler Out of Space 4
The Joy of Wassailing 1
The Necbromancer's Hat 1
The Necbromancer's Shorts 1
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The Necbronomicon 1
The Spirit of Crimbo 1
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Tickle-Me Emilio 1
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tires 15
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Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste 9
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tourmalime 45
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true grit 5
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Tuesday's ruby 26
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twitching claw 9
Ultrasoldier Serum 1
Uncle Crimbo's Rations 1
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Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix 8
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Valentine 5
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Wand of Nagamar 2
wang 1
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witty rapier 65
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Workytime Tea 101
world's smallest violin 1
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yellow brick road 2
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yeti fur 103
yo-yo 1
yohohoyo 36
Yummy Tummy bean 322