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This player is ranked #649 for Most Unique Items with a total of 1,454 items.

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EarWaxMax (#1528488)
This player has 1,454 unique items and 33,934 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"DRINK ME" potion 352
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 13
1-ball 12
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 194
2-ball 1
3-ball 2
30669 scroll 102
33398 scroll 434
334 scroll 5
37x37x37 puzzle cube 3
4-ball 4
4-d camera 5
4-dimensional guitar 14
4:20 bomb 2
5-ball 5
6-ball 9
64067 scroll 2
668 scroll 2
7-ball 7
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 8
8-ball 30
9-ball 1
a butt tuba 8
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 4
a little sump'm sump'm 11
A. W. O. L. commendation 1
abandoned candy 1
abominable blubber 110
abominable snowcone 1
accidental cider 2
acid-squirting flower 74
acoustic guitarrr 4
adder 12
adder bladder 153
aerated diving helmet 1
agua de vida 131
Alewife™ Ale 52
Alice's Army Alchemist 1
all-purpose cleaner 11
all-year sucker 1
alphabet gum 6
amber aviator shades 6
ammonite candy mold 10
ammonite fossil 1
amulet of extreme plot significance 10
ancient cursed foot locker 1
ancient frozen dinner 5
ancient Magi-Wipes 33
ancient protein powder 48
ancient spice 12
ancient stone fist 2
ancient stone head 4
ancient vinyl coin purse 26
Angry Farmer candy 663
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 9
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary gift box 7
annoying pitchfork 9
ant agonist 10
ant hoe 2
ant pick 2
ant pitchfork 1
ant rake 1
ant sickle 1
anti-anti-antidote 1
anticheese 1
antique bottle of cough syrup 3
antique greaves 6
antique hand mirror 1
antique helmet 5
antique packet of ketchup 13
antique shield 60
antique spear 5
armgun 20
arrowgram 7
arrrgyle socks 3
asbestos crossbow 2
asbestos sword 1
asbestos sword hilt 1
ASCII shirt 10
asparagus knife 64
asparagus lo mein 1
asparagus stir-fry 3
asshat 2
astral mushroom 35
Atomic Comic 2
Atomic Pop 39
attorney's badge 13
awful poetry journal 306
Ax of L'rose 1
bätzle 1
baby cuddlefish 3
baby killer bee 15
bacon bath ball 7
badass belt 2
badass pie 1
bag of Cheat-Os 34
bag of lard 6
baggie of powdered sugar 8
balaclava 15
balaclava baklava 56
ball 9
ballroom blintz 5
banana 16
banana peel 6
banana supersucker 3
bananagate 4
bar skin 85
bargain flash powder 1
bark beret 1
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 1
barrrnacle 4
Barulio's bottle 1
baseball 73
Bash-Ōs cereal 1
bat guano 34
bat wing 67
bat-ass leather jacket 1
batblade 5
batgut 83
battered Crimbo Crate 12
bazookafish bubble gum 2
beach glass bead 64
beaten-up Chucks 2
bed of coals 3
beefy fish meat 2
beer bomb 98
beer bong 38
beer cartilage 1
beer goggles 54
beer helmet 65
beer lens 2
beer-scented teddy bear 2
beer-soaked mop 87
beertini 6
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 4
bejeweled pledge pin 54
belemnite candy mold 13
belemnite fossil 1
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 1
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 1
BGE merchandise order form 16
BGE pocket calendar 2
BGE temporary tattoo 2
BGE tiny plastic toy 4
big bad voodoo mask 3
big bass drum 43
big boom 210
Big Candy's tophat 1
big red clown nose 111
big slimy cyst 1
bilge wine 90
biomechanical crimborg helmet 1
biomechanical crimborg leg armor 1
Bit O' Ectoplasm 6
bit of clingfilm 3
bit-o-cactus 24
bite-me-red lipstick 2
black eyedrops 3
black forest cake 61
black greaves 59
black helmet 77
black kettle drum 2
Black No. 2 91
black paisley oyster egg 10
black plastic oyster egg 70
black polka-dot oyster egg 4
black shield 71
black snake skin 74
black snowcone 1
black spot 1
black striped oyster egg 8
black sword 67
black velvet box 1
blank fudge mold 1
Blatantly Canadian 67
blind-packed capsule toy 58
blind-packed die-cast metal toy 8
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 10
bloody clown pants 122
blue class ring 23
blue plastic oyster egg 4
blue polka-dot oyster egg 11
blue raspberry troll doll 1
blue striped oyster egg 9
blue-frosted astral cupcake 1
blundarrrbus 2
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
Bohemian rhapsody 12
bone collar 1
bone flute 17
bone rattle 1
boneana hammock 1
bonedanna 1
booty chest charrrm 37
booze-soaked cherry 3
Boozehounds Anonymous token 4
borg sock monkey 3
borrowed time 2
bottle of alcohol 34
bottle of antifreeze 9
bottle of Blank-Out 1
bottle of bubbles 8
bottle of fire 12
bottle of goofballs 5
bottle of Mystic Shell 1
bottle of pirate juice 1
bottle of realpagne 1
bottle of ultravitamins 4
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 1
bottle opener belt buckle 43
bottled inspiration 1
boulder 10
bowl of cottage cheese 66
bowl of fishysoisse 1
bowl of lucky charms 2
box of Familiar Jacks 4
box of Pokëmann band-aids 1
box of sunshine 3
boxed wine 5
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 1
BRAINS shorts 1
brass crank handle 1
breaded beer 3
breath mint 1
brick 1
BRICKO hat 1
BRICKO pants 1
briefcase 12
broken El Vibrato drone 1
broken skull 82
broken sword 43
bubblewrap ore 7
buckyball 9
bugbear beanie 16
bugbear bungguard 16
Bulky Buddy Box 2
bullet-proof corduroys 103
bum cheek 161
bunch of bananas 1
bungle in the jungle 1
bunny liver 9
buoybottoms 2
burnt flower 3
burrowgrub hive 1
bus pass 18
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 1
C.B.F.G. 1
C.H.U.M. knife 7
C.H.U.M. lantern 1
cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 1
cactus fruit 7
can of Binarrrca 17
can of CRIMBCOLA 1
can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ 1
can of maces 15
can of Rain-Doh 1
can of Red Minotaur 24
can of spinach 7
can of starch 1
can of Swiller 2
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 10
candied kobold 3
candied yams 7
candy brain 1
candy cane 64
candy kneecapping stick 3
candy knuckles 7
candy skeleton 57
candy stake 1
cannonball charrrm 45
canteen of wine 8
carbonated soy milk 86
cardboard katana 3
cardboard wakizashi 4
caret 7
carob chunks 58
cast 17
catgut 80
cement sandals 1
centipede eggs 6
chaos butterfly 549
charming flute 5
cheap cigar butt 11
cheap toaster 1
chef's hat 27
Cherry Cloaca Cola 3
cherry pie 2
ChibiBuddy™ (off) 1
chintzy disco ball pendant 1
chintzy turtle brooch 1
chisel 2
chloroform rag 18
choco-Crimbot 1
chocolate bath ball 7
chocolate filthy lucre 1
chocolate spurs 1
chocolate stolen accordion 1
chopsticks 4
Chori Zo trading card 1
chorizo taco 2
Cinco Mayo Lager 1
circular CRIMBCOOKIE 3
clay peace-sign bead 75
Cloaca-Cola c-rations 1
Cloaca-Cola knapsack 1
clockwork claws 2
clockwork hat 1
clockwork pants 1
clockwork sheet 2
clockwork spine 2
clockwork trench coat 1
clown shoes 22
clown skin 165
club necklace 9
clumsiness bark 1
Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau 2
cocktail napkin 11
cocoa egg 56
cocoa eggshell fragment 300
coffin lid 6
cold and sour sauce 1
cold hi mein 2
Cold Hots candy 15
cold ninja mask 30
collection of tiny spooky objects 2
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 2
commemorative war stein 1
communications windchimes 184
concentrated garbage juice 2
concentrated magicalness pill 16
control crystal 1
Cookbook of the Damned 1
cool whip 4
copper ha'penny charrrm 51
cordial of concentration 1
corn holder 1
corncob pipe 2
cornuthaum 73
Corpse Island iced tea 7
corpse on the beach 7
corpsedriver 4
corpsetini 5
cotton candy cone 9
cotton candy smidgen 1
cranberry schnapps 1
crazy little Turkish delight 41
cream pie 1
cream stout 5
creamsicle 9
creepy voodoo doll 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) 6
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 6
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 6
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 6
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 6
CRIMBCO lanyard 2
CRIMBCO mug 10
CRIMBCO wine 9
CRIMBCOIDS mints 8
CRIMBCOLOAF 4
Crimbo candied pecan 42
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 26
Crimbo fudge 44
Crimbo peppermint bark 38
Crimbo pie 1
Crimbo salad 8
Crimbo wreath 3
Crimbojito 1
Crimbomination Contraption 1
Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball 1
Crimbuck 12
crotchety pants 1
crowbar 1
crowbarrr 1
Crown of the Goblin King 1
cup of primitive beer 31
curmudgel 1
cursed black pearl onion 1
cursed bottle of black-label rum 3
cursed bottle of rum 3
cursed cannonball 2
cursed dirty joke scroll 3
cursed piece of thirteen 3
cursed sea biscuit 2
cursed voodoo skull 3
cyborg doll 3
cyborg stompin' boot 1
d12 1
Daffy Taffy 177
dance card 4
das boot 1
deactivated MicroMechaMech 1
Deactivated MiniMechaElf 1
Deactivated O. A. F. 1
dead guy's watch 20
deadly lampshade 2
decaying goldfish liver 54
deck of tropical cards 1
decorative fountain 61
dehydrated caviar 26
delicious salad 95
delicious spicy noodles 1
deluxe fax machine 1
demon skin 13
denim axe 2
dense meat stack 2,000
dented harmonica 2
deodorant 2
depantsing bomb 19
depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick 1
desiccated apricot 37
designer handbag 2
devilish folio 5
diamond necklace 9
diamond-studded cane 3
didgeridooka 99
Diet Cloaca Cola 3
digital key lime pie 1
dingy planks 1
dire fudgesicle 10
disassembled clover 1,400
disbelief suspenders 16
Disco 'Fro Pick 2
disco ball 6
disco mask 5
disease 155
dishrag 5
disintegrating quill pen 32
disintegrating sheet music 20
displaced fish 19
distilled fortified wine 27
distressed denim pants 63
disturbing fanfic 373
Divine 3
divine blowout 4
divine can of silly string 3
divine champagne popper 1
divine cracker 3
divine noisemaker 2
DNOTC Box 3
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 1
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 13
Dogsgotnonoz pills 2
doll house 3
dollhive 12
dolphin whistle 2
donkey flipbook 9
double-barreled sling 36
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 1
draggin' ball hat 225
dragon snaps 1
dried face 22
Drowsy Sword 3
drum machine 16
Drunken Neurologist 1
dry martini 1
drywall axe 4
ducha de oro 3
duct tape buckler 1
duct tape dockers 1
duct tape fedora 2
duct tape sword 1
duct tape wallet 3
dull fish scale 13
dungeoneer's dungarees 1
dusty Crimbo crate 34
dwarf bread 3
dwarvish magazine 9
Dyspepsi-Cola 648
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues 1
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet 1
Dyspepsi-Cola shield 2
easter egg balloon 6
Eau de Guaneau 3
Ecto-Cooler 4
effervescent potion 21
eggbeater 1
eggnog 53
El Vibrato power sphere 22
El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) 7
El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) 9
El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) 2
El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) 2
El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) 3
El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) 7
El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) 7
El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) 4
El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) 3
Elder Turtle Shell 1
Elfin shortbread 1
Elmley shades 2
elven limbos gingerbread 5
elven cellocello 26
elven moonshine 3
elven socks 1
elven squeeze 1
elven suicide capsule 16
Elvish delight 3
empty Cloaca-Cola bottle 32
enchanted barbell 14
enchanted bean burrito 1
enchanted brass knuckles 1
enchanted toothpick 2
enormous belt buckle 10
enormous hoop earring 2
Ent cider 3
evil golden arch 13
evil teddy bear sewing kit 1
exactly-three-shaped box 1
extra-flat panini 1
extra-large palm-frond toupee 2
extra-potent gremlin mutagen 1
extra-spicy bloody mary 4
extra-strength strongness elixir 25
eye of newt 7
eye-pod 1
eyedrops of the ocelot 1
f3d0r4 227
facehugging alien 2
facsimile dictionary 4
fairy gravy boat 1
fake blood 5
fancy bath salts 26
fancy chocolate 2
fancy chocolate car 7
fancy dress ball 11
fancy seashell necklace 1
fat bottom quark 6
fat stacks of cash 1
fat wallet 1
FDKOL commendation 13
felt 4
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots 65
ferret bait 99
Ferrigno's Elixir of Power 2
fertilized ghuol egg 12
festive holiday hat 1
festive sausage 25
festive warbear bank 1
fettucini Inconnu 1
filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") 4
filigreed hamethyst ring 1
filthy corduroys 76
filthy lucre 159
filthy pestle 44
fine wine 5
finger cymbals 3
fire flower 6
fire poi 40
fish-liver oil 176
flaming crutch 7
flaming mushroom 2
flaming mushroom wine 1
flaming talons 217
flange 1
flat mushroom wine 1
flimsy clipboard 8
floaty inverse geode 1
floaty sand 40
flowing hippy skirt 9
flute of flat champagne 17
flytrap bezoar 2
foam dart 1
foam noodle 11
foolscap fool's cap 34
foon 1
forbidden sausage 3
forest tears 14
fossilized baboon skull 1
fossilized bat skull 2
fossilized demon skull 1
fossilized limb 20
fossilized serpent skull 1
fossilized spider skull 2
fossilized spike 13
fossilized spine 3
fossilized torso 10
fossilized wing 7
Frat Army FGF 22
frat brats 3
frayed rope belt 2
frigid air mattress 1
frigid fudgepuck 16
frigid hankyū 6
frigid mote 16
frigid ninja stars 247
frilly skirt 7
frosty halo 1
frozen banquet 15
frozen Mob Penguin 2
frozen mushroom 2
frozen nunchaku 1
fruit bowl 3
fruitcake 15
fudge cube 1
fudge lily 4
fudge pocket square 1
fudgecule 43
fudgecycle 6
funky dried mushroom 63
furniture dolly 22
furry fur 33
furry green turtle 1
furry halo 1
furry pants 1
fuzzbump 13
Fuzzby 1
ga-ga radio 8
Gaia beads 59
Galapagosian Cuisses 1
Game Grid ticket 9
Game Grid token 16
Garter of the Turtle Poacher 1
gas balloon 51
gauze hammock 1
ghost pickle on a stick 2
ghost protocol 1
ghost trap 1
ghuol ears 55
ghuol egg 91
ghuol egg quiche 2
giant book of ancient carols 1
giant cactus quill 2
giant discarded bottlecap 1
giant discarded plastic fork 1
giant discarded torn-up glove 3
giant foam finger 46
giant glass of brandy 1
giant moxie weed 29
giant needle 555
gilded ancient cursed chest 3
gimlet 4
gin-soaked blotter paper 1
gingerbread bugbear 17
gingerbread house 3
gingerbread mutant bugbear 3
ginormous pumpkin 2
glass gnoll eye 1
glass of baboon milk 8
glass of goat's milk 1
glistening fish meat 1
glittery mascara 1
glob of green slime 20
gloomy black mushroom 1
gloomy mushroom wine 1
glow-in-the-dark wristwatch 1
glowing red eye 79
gnatwing 8
gnauga hide 1
gnauga hide buckler 2
gnauga hide chaps 3
gnauga hide whip 1
gnocchetti di Nietzsche 3
gnoll lips 13
gnoll teeth 11
Gnollish autoplunger 1
Gnollish flyswatter 11
Gnollish pie server 17
Gnollish plunger 11
Gnollish slotted spoon 13
Gnollish toolbox 55
Go-Wassail 12
goat beard 38
goblin autoblowgun 1
gold lamé pants 2
golden ring 40
Good 'n' Slimy 2
Goodfella contract 12
GOTO 99
grass blade 1
grass hat 1
grass skirt 1
grassy cutlass 1
grave robbing shovel 3
gray bow tie 1
green beer 9
green candy heart 3
green clay bead 94
Green Clover of Justice 1
green gummi ingot 112
green smoke bomb 16
green snowcone 4
green-frosted astral cupcake 1
gremlin juice 11
gremlin mutagen 17
grog 47
grouchy restless spirit 13
grouper fangirl 1
grue egg 5
grumpy old man charrrm 3
grungy bandana 2
guard turtle collar 43
guard turtle shell 137
Gummi-Gnauga 4
gun cleaning kit 1
guy made of bee pollen 4
gyroscope 10
hair of the fish 1
half-baked potion 29
halfberd 1
hamethyst 1
hand grenegg 1
handful of confetti 6
handful of honey 1
handful of moss 20
handful of numbers 1
handful of pine needles 1
handful of sand 65
handful of sawdust 12
handful of walnuts 1
handsomeness potion 15
happiness 4
headhunter necktie 4
heart necklace 5
heart of dark chocolate 1
heart of rock and roll 1
heart of the volcano 6
heavy D 627
hedgeturtle 4
hellion cube 16
helmet turtle 5
hemp string 200
henna face paint 11
henna tattoo 2
herb brownies 12
herbal stuffing 4
hermit permit 1
herringcello 16
hideous egg 21
Hippy Army MPE 96
hippy bongo 32
hippy herbal tea 2
hippy protest button 65
hobo nickel 59
Hodgman's harmonica 1
holiday cheese log 24
holiday log 1
Hollandaise helmet 2
holy bomb, batman 1
horizontal tango 7
hors d'oeuvre tray 7
hot buttered roll 3
hot date 14
hot hi mein 4
hot katana blade 20
hot pink lipstick 3
hot plate 5
hot powder 3
hot wad 23
hot wing 39
hovering sombrero 6
huge spoon 13
hypodermic needle 1
ice stein 1
ice-cold fotie 164
ice-cold Sir Schlitz 177
ice-cold six-pack 2
ice-cold Willer 686
icy katana hilt 41
Iiti Kitty phone charm 20
imitation crab meat 75
imitation crab zoea 1
immense cyborg hand 3
imp air 7
Imp Ale 77
imp unity ring 3
incense bath ball 13
industrial strength starch 1
infernal fife 3
infernal insoles 3
inflatable duck 13
inkwell 7
Instant Karma 7
intriguing puzzle box 2
irate sombrero 4
irradiated candy cane 4
irradiated pet snacks 1
jack flapper 25
Jack-in-the-box 8
Jackass Plumber home game 1
jamfish jam 1
jar of anniversary jam 1
jar of squeeze 5
Jarlsberg's earring 2
jawbruiser 5
jerky coins 14
jewelry-making pliers 1
jingle bell 1
Jocko Homo's head 5
Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet 3
jug-o-magicalness 18
jumbo olive 4
jungle drum 3
keg shield 34
ketchup 2
ketchup hound 1
kick-ass kicks 26
killer rag doll 1
Kissin' Cousins 3
kitty sheet music 1
kneecapping stick 3
knob bugle 12
Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar 3
Knob Goblin firecracker 75
Knob Goblin love potion 102
Knob Goblin lunchbox 10
Knob Goblin melon baller 34
Knob Goblin pants 26
Knob Goblin scimitar 40
Knob Goblin seltzer 95
Knob Goblin spatula 77
Knob Goblin superseltzer 23
Knob Goblin tongs 31
Knob Goblin visor 23
Knob jelly donut 3
Knob Kitchen grab-bag 4
Knob lo mein 2
Knob mushroom 42
knob mushroom wine 1
Knob stroganoff 1
Knob stuffed shells 2
knobby helmet turtle 1
Knoll shroomkabob 1
knuckle sandwich 6
kumquartz 9
kumquat supersucker 4
laser-broiled pear 7
lavender candy heart 13
lavender paisley oyster egg 10
lavender plastic oyster egg 10
lavender polka-dot oyster egg 8
lavender striped oyster egg 5
lead yo-yo 1
leaf of grass 1
leaflet 28
leather mask 5
leathery bat skin 6
leathery cat skin 11
leathery rat skin 5
leftovers of indeterminate origin 19
lemon meringue pie 1
leotarrrd 4
leprechaun hatchling 2
less-than-three-shaped box 1
lesser grodulated violet 2
lewd playing card 3
licorice root 4
lifeless meat doll 1
lihc eye 80
lihc eye pie 1
lihc face 27
lime supersucker 4
linoleum sword 2
lion oil 44
live wire 4
liver and let pie 2
liver popsicle 3
llama lama gong 34
long pork 34
longhaired hippy wig 1
loose teeth 169
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 2
los chinos 13
love song of icy revenge 1
love song of naughty innuendo 1
love song of smoldering passion 2
love song of sugary cuteness 1
love song of vague ambiguity 2
lowercase N 406
lucky bottlecap 6
Lucky Surprise Egg 3
lump of coal 6
lump of diamond 12
lunar isotope 4
M-242 1
mad scientist's sock monkey 1
magic lamp 7
magic whistle 39
magicalness-in-a-can 50
magilaser blastercannon 18
magnifying glass 1
magnolia blossom 1
maid head 1
makeshift cape 1
makeshift skirt 1
Manetwich 1
manly bloomers 8
maple syrup 56
mariachi G-string 20
Mariner's Friend cough drops 1
marionette collective 1
massive sitar 1
mauve paisley oyster egg 16
mauve plastic oyster egg 13
mauve polka-dot oyster egg 16
mauve striped oyster egg 13
Maxing, Relaxing 11
McMillicancuddy's Special Lager 6
meat cowboy hat 1
meat from yesterday 1
meat st‰¿bing club 1
meat vortex 956
meatcar model 1
meatsmithing guide 1
melted Jell-o shot 3
menudo ravioli 2
Mer-kin fastjuice 2
Mer-kin foodbucket 1
Mer-kin killscroll 2
Mer-kin sneakmask 1
Mer-kin takebag 4
mesh cap 19
metallic A 153
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler 29
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub 551
mind flayer corpse 18
Miniborg beeper 1
Miniborg hiveminder 1
Miniborg laser 1
Miniborg stomper 1
Miniborg strangler 1
misfit teddy bear 1
Mohawk wig 53
moist sailor's cap 1
mojo filter 6
molotov cocktail cocktail 1
molten brick 7
Mon Tiki 23
monkey wrench 1
monomolecular yo-yo 8
Monstar energy beverage 33
moonglasses 2
mother's little helper 19
mother's secret recipe 2
motivational poster 8
Mountain Stream soda 18
moxie weed 245
mullet wig 1
mummy costume 20
munchies pill 1
mushroom pizza 4
mylar scout drone 6
myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball 3
mysterious silver lapel pin 2
nanite-infested candy cane 95
nanite-infested eggnog 2
nanite-infested fruitcake 4
nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear 3
Nardz energy beverage 32
natural fennel soda 40
ND 1
Necrotelicomnicon 2
necrotizing body spray 1
Neuromancer 9
Newbiesport™ tent 2
NG 1
night-vision goggles 4
ninja hot pants 4
ninja mop 13
ninja pirate zombie robot head 2
not-a-pipe 1
Nuclear Blastball 2
obnoxious riddle 1
obsidian dagger 3
ocarina of space 7
ocean motion 7
off-white paisley oyster egg 2
off-white plastic oyster egg 4
off-white polka-dot oyster egg 1
off-white striped oyster egg 12
office-supply crossbow 1
Oil of Parrrlay 13
oily golden mushroom 3
oily mushroom wine 1
ointment of the occult 1
old coin purse 16
old leather wallet 16
old sweatpants 6
olive 16
olive lo mein 3
olive stir-fry 3
onion shurikens 3
orange candy heart 4
orange popsicle 3
orange snowcone 4
orange-frosted astral cupcake 2
original G 348
ornate ancient cursed chest 1
oven mitts 18
overclocked avian microprocessor 1
overcookie 23
overpriced "imported" beer 10
oversized fish scaler 3
oversized pizza cutter 34
ovoid leather thing 45
Pack of Alice's Army Cards 1
pack of chewing gum 3
pack of KWE trading card 8
pack of pogs 3
packet of beer nuts 1
PADL Phone 150
painful penne pasta 1
paint bomb 1
pair of ragged claws 1
palm-frond capris 1
palm-frond toupee 1
palm-frond whip 1
paperclip 13
paperclip cape 1
paperclip turban 1
paperclip-on tie 1
parasitic claw 1
parasitic headgnawer 1
parasitic strangleworm 1
parasitic tentacles 1
passable elf mask 7
pasta spoon 7
patchouli incense stick 239
peach pie 1
peanut brittle shield 1
pear supersucker 4
pearidot 6
penguin focaccia bread 16
Penultimate Fantasy chest 348
peppermint rhino baby 1
peppermint sprout 1
pet rock 2
phat turquoise bead 65
philosopher's scone 11
phish stick 3
photoprotoneutron torpedo 30
physiostim pill 1
Pick-O-Matic lockpicks 15
picture of a dead guy's girlfriend 2
piece of wedding cake 69
pile of candy 48
pile of dusty animal bones 14
pile of gold coins 2
pile of loose snow 1
pin-stripe slacks 1
pine tar 13
pink candy heart 2
pink pony 3
pirate pelvis 4
pirate tract 1
pitchfork 37
plain brown wrapper 4
plastic Crimbo reindeer 3
plastic cup of flat beer 1
plastic guitar 44
plastic passion fruit 1
plot hole 767
plum 11
plump juicy grub 1
pocket theremin 1
pocketwatch on a chain 5
pog #05 (ninja snowman) 1
pointed stick 8
pointy mushroom wine 1
pointy red hat 1
poison pen 2
poisonous caviar 15
Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip 1
Pokëmann figurine: Duck 1
Pokëmann figurine: Frank 1
Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump 1
Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking 1
Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan 1
Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap 1
Pokëmann figurine: Moog 1
Pokëmann figurine: Nothing 1
Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu 1
Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth 1
Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf 2
Pokëmann figurine: Twitter 1
Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite 1
Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth 1
Polka Pop 5
polka-dot bow tie 4
poltergeist-in-the-jar-o 1
pool torpedo 5
popsicle stick 6
pork elf goodies sack 3
portable photocopier 20
possessed top 3
potato sprout 14
potion of temporary gr8ness 4
poutine 77
pr0n cocktail 85
pregnant mushroom 1
press-on ribs 1
pretty flower 3
prismatic wad 6
procrastination potion 203
prussian cathouse 5
puce paisley oyster egg 8
puce plastic oyster egg 7
puce polka-dot oyster egg 1
puce striped oyster egg 10
pulsing flesh 18
pumpkin 2
pumpkin beer 7
pumpkinhead mask 19
purple pixel pie 2
purple-frosted astral cupcake 25
pygmy nose-bone 9
quantum taco 3
Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit 1
rainbow bomb 1
rainbow tie 1
raisin 1
ram horns 12
ratarang 1
ratini 1
rave whistle 52
razor-tipped yo-yo 8
really dense meat stack 2
recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity 2
recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad 2
recording of Elron's Explosive Etude 2
recording of Prelude of Precision 2
red drunki-bear 1
red gummi ingot 112
red paisley oyster egg 1
Red Pill 1
red plastic oyster egg 8
red polka-dot oyster egg 13
red striped oyster egg 3
Regular Cloaca Cola 4
resolution: be feistier 7
resolution: be smarter 1
resolution: be stronger 2
Retenez L'Herbe Paté 1
rib of the Bonerdagon 2
ribbon candy 1
ridiculous sandwich 11
ridiculous sunglasses 1
ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon 10
rigid carapace 6
ring of adornment 1
ring of cold resistance 1
ring of fire resistance 1
ring of increase damage 1
roasted marshmallow 136
robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D. 1
robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. 2
robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. 1
robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. 4
robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N. 1
robotronic egg 356
Rock Pops 76
rockin' wagon 2
rocky raccoon 21
rogue swarmer 40
roll in the hay 1
roll of Hob-Os 1
Roo trading card 1
royal jelly 112
rubber axe 19
rubber emo roe 1
rubber WWBD? bracelet 3
rubber WWJD? bracelet 4
rubber WWSPD? bracelet 4
rubber WWtNSD? bracelet 2
ruby W 22
rum barrel charrrm 1
rusty bonesaw 3
rusty metal shaft 2
rusty piece of rebar 2
s'more 6
sabre teeth 27
sabre-toothed lime cub 2
Safari Jack's moustache 1
safarrri hat 1
salty dog 2
sand dollar 23
sandcastle 1
sausage bomb 6
sausage pizza 2
sawblade fragment 38
scissor duck 1
scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker 2
scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker 3
scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker 3
scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker 1
scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker 4
scroll of pasta summoning 42
scrumptious ice ant 1
Senior Mints 16
serum of sarcasm 2
set of jacks 1
shimmering rainbow sand 2
shingle 6
shiny butcherknife 2
shrinking powder 1
silver tongue charrrm 65
simple ancient cursed key 2
Sinful Desires 1
six tiny wedges of goat cheese 3
sleaze wad 4
sleeping snowy owl 1
sleeping stocking 3
slick fish meat 3
slimy sweetbreads 1
Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags 1
small leather glove 2
small slimy cyst 1
smiling rat 3
snailmail hauberk 1
Sneaky Pete's breath spray 1
snowball 37
soggy seed packet 24
soggy used band-aid 10
solid gold bowling ball 3
space jam 5
space jam toast 4
spade necklace 4
spaghetti con calaveras 2
spaghetti with Skullheads 1
spandex anniversary shorts 1
spectre scepter 3
SPF 451 lip balm 3
sponge cake 1
spooky bicycle chain 2
spooky cosmetics bag 2
spooky hi mein 2
spooky lo mein 1
spooky mushroom wine 1
Spooky Surprise Egg 269
Spooky-Gro fertilizer 2
spork 1
square CRIMBCOOKIE 2
squirming egg sac 17
stained mattress 2
stale baguette 5
star starfish 1
star throwing star 4
stench wad 15
sterno-flavored Hob-O 1
stinky hi mein 3
stinky mushroom 1
stinky mushroom wine 1
stolen office supplies 25
stone banjo 2
stone baseball cap 14
strawberry 168
strawberry daiquiri 17
strawberry popsicle 3
strawberry supersucker 4
strawberyl 4
string of Crimbo lights 3
strongness elixir 30
stuffed alien blob 2
stuffed angry cow 24
stuffed astral badger 14
stuffed baby gravy fairy 16
stuffed Baron von Ratsworth 1
stuffed Cheshire bitten 21
stuffed cocoabo 14
stuffed doppelshifter 4
stuffed flaming gravy fairy 10
stuffed frozen gravy fairy 10
stuffed gray blob 1
stuffed hand turkey 13
stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech 13
stuffed mind flayer 20
stuffed scary death orb 14
stuffed sleazy gravy fairy 14
stuffed snowy owl 14
stuffed spooky gravy fairy 8
stuffed spooky mushroom 5
stuffed stinky gravy fairy 27
stuffed tin of caviar 3
stuffed undead elbow macaroni 13
stuffed yo-yo 1
stuffing 2
sturdy Crimbo crate 41
styrofoam ore 7
sucker scaffold 4
sugar banana 3
sugar cherry 2
Sugar Cog 2
sugar lime 7
Summer Nights 1
sunken chest 7
suntan lotion of moxiousness 42
Super Magic Power Sword X 1
superamplified boom box 1
superheated fudge 33
Supernova Champagne 13
Swabbie™ swab 1
sweet mochi ball 11
sweet ninja sword 1
sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 2
swirly potion 17
Tales from the Fireside 2
Tales of a Kansas Toymaker 3
tambourine 2
tap shoes 4
tarrrnish charrrm 4
tassel 1
tasteful black bow tie 1
tattered paper crown 1
teddy borg 20
teddy borg sewing kit 1
teeny-tiny magic scroll 7
ten-leaf clover 4
terrible poem 2
The Joy of Wassailing 2
The Spirit of Crimbo 1
thermos full of Knob coffee 3
third-hand nunchaku 2
thistle wine 1
throbbing rage gland 1
throwing wrench 5
Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette 2
Tickle-Me Emilio 1
Tiki lighter 1
time halo 1
time's arrow 1
tiny bottle of absinthe 35
tiny plastic 11 Dealer 1
tiny plastic abominable fudgeman 1
tiny plastic Best Game Ever 1
tiny plastic Big Candy 1
tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite 1
tiny plastic colollilossus 1
tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ 1
tiny plastic Crimbo Casino 1
tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer 1
tiny plastic Crimbomination 1
tiny plastic Don Crimbo 1
tiny plastic fat stack of cash 1
tiny plastic fax machine 1
tiny plastic fluffy bunny 1
tiny plastic Fudge Wizard 1
tiny plastic hobo elf 1
tiny plastic howling balloon monkey 1
tiny plastic levitating potato 1
tiny plastic Mob Penguin 1
tiny plastic Mr. Mination 1
tiny plastic mutant elf 1
tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy 1
tiny plastic stocking mimic 1
tiny plastic strand of DNA 1
tiny plastic sweet nutcracker 1
tiny plastic trollipop 1
tiny plastic whitesnake 1
tobiko-infused sake 1
toe jam 5
toe jam toast 4
tofu casserole 5
tofurkey gravy 7
tofurkey leg 6
Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste 4
tomato juice of powerful power 3
tomb ratchet 12
tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie 1
toothbrush 16
toothsome rock 1
top 9
tourmalime 5
towel 4
toy deathbot 3
toy jet pack 1
toy maglev monorail 12
traffic jam 5
traffic jam toast 4
Travels with Jerry 1
tree-eating kite 2
triangular CRIMBCOOKIE 2
trilobite candy mold 19
trilobite fossil 1
Trivial Avocations board game 1
Trivial Avocations Card: When? 1
trout fang 4
true grit 3
tube of dread wax 23
Tuesday's ruby 5
turtle pheromones 4
turtlemail hauberk 1
turtling rod 2
twinkly nuggets 11
twinkly wad 52
twitching claw 13
Typical Tavern swill 12
ultimate ultimate frisbee 2
Ultrasoldier Serum 1
Uncle Crimbo's Rations 1
Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide 7
Underworld sapling 1
unlocked meat locker 1
unrefined Mountain Stream syrup 21
unstable DNA 168
unstable laser battery 34
unstable quark 7
untamable turtle 1
unusual disco ball 5
unwound clockwork grapefruit 1
useless powder 2
Valentine 1
vampire pearl 1
vial of patchouli oil 1
vinegar-soaked lemon slice 133
vitachoconutriment capsule 7
Vivian's Vitamin 1
vodka and cranberry 2
vodka stratocaster 1
volcanic ash 1
volleyball 1
WA 1
war tongs 28
warm mushroom 5
Warm Subject gift certificate 2
wasabi pocky 1
water wings 11
weremoose spit 2
wet venom duct 5
whalebone corset 3
whimpering willow bark 1
whip kit 1
whiskey bittersweet 1
white candy heart 36
white chocolate and tomato pizza 15
white chocolate chip cookies 2
white collar 3
White Hyborian 1
white lightning 41
white picket fence 4
white satin pants 20
wicker shield 64
willowy bonnet 1
wind-up chattering teeth 1
wind-up meatcar 5
Wint-O-Fresh mint 52
witty rapier 47
wolf mask 65
wolfman mask 17
wooden axe 8
wooden block 1
world's most unappetizing beverage 1
world's smallest violin 4
Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher 5
yellow gummi ingot 112
yellow paisley oyster egg 6
yellow plastic oyster egg 11
yellow polka-dot oyster egg 9
yellow striped oyster egg 25
yo-yo 12
yummy death watch beetle 1
Zim Merman's guitar 1