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MaxEarWax (#1531248)
This player has 1,387 unique items and 29,043 total items in his/her display case.

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"DRINK ME" potion 26
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 2
1-ball 2
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 208
2-ball 3
3-ball 1
4-ball 6
4-dimensional guitar 20
6-ball 9
7-inch discus 2
8-ball 24
a butt tuba 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 1
a little sump'm sump'm 2
a suspicious address 1
A. W. O. L. commendation 1
abandoned candy 3
abominable blubber 8
abominable snowcone 12
Abyssal ember 3
accidental cider 2
acid-squirting flower 175
adhesive tape dolly 1
adorable seal larva 3
aerated diving helmet 2
agua de vida 5
all-purpose cleaner 8
amber aviator shades 1
ammonite candy mold 17
ammonite fossil 1
amulet of extreme plot significance 50
ancient cursed foot locker 5
ancient frozen dinner 6
ancient protein powder 13
ancient spice 1
ancient stone head 1
Angry Farmer candy 450
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary gift box 7
annoying pitchfork 9
ant agonist 8
ant pitchfork 3
ant rake 2
ant sickle 1
anticheese 1
antique bottle of cough syrup 3
antique greaves 74
antique hand mirror 1
antique helmet 89
antique shield 100
antique spear 70
Argarggagarg's fang 3
armgun 16
arrowgram 1
arrrgyle socks 4
asbestos sword 1
Asleep in the Cemetery 6
asparagus knife 1
asparagus lo mein 5
asshat 1
astral mushroom 8
astronaut pants 1
Atomic Pop 61
awful poetry journal 559
Ax of L'rose 1
bätzle 1
baby cuddlefish 3
baby killer bee 26
bad-ass club 39
badass pie 1
bag of Cheat-Os 37
bag of lard 6
baggie of powdered sugar 17
ball 5
balloon sword 1
banana 8
banana daiquiri 1
banana peel 4
banana smoothie 1
banana spritzer 1
banana supersucker 3
bananagate 1
bananarama bangle 1
bark beret 1
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 1
barrrnacle 20
bartender-skull-in-the-box 2
Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler 4
baseball 45
Bash-Ōs cereal 1
bat guano 33
batgut 100
bath ball gift set 11
battered Crimbo Crate 13
bazookafish bubble gum 11
bed of coals 5
beer basted brat 1
beer bomb 117
beer goggles 55
beer lens 29
beer-scented teddy bear 3
beer-soaked mop 76
beertini 1
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 1
begpwnia 1
beige clambroth marble 1
bejeweled accordion strap 1
belemnite candy mold 14
belemnite fossil 2
Ben-Gal™ Balm 14
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 1
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 1
BGE merchandise order form 16
BGE pocket calendar 1
BGE shotglass 6
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 3
big bad voodoo mask 6
big bass drum 120
big boom 77
Big Candy's tophat 1
big red clown nose 256
big slimy cyst 1
bigger stick 1
biomechanical crimborg helmet 1
Bit O' Ectoplasm 5
bit-o-cactus 17
bite-me-red lipstick 6
BitterSweetTarts 1
black greaves 94
black helmet 103
black kettle drum 4
black paisley oyster egg 1
black pension check 1
black pepper 100
black plastic oyster egg 75
black polka-dot oyster egg 1
black snake skin 1
black spot 2
black striped oyster egg 1
black sword 101
black velvet box 1
black-and-blue light 1
blackberry galoshes 1
blind-packed capsule toy 20
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 8
blue paisley oyster egg 4
blue plasma ball 1
blue plastic oyster egg 4
blue polka-dot oyster egg 6
blue raspberry troll doll 1
blue striped oyster egg 6
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
Bohemian rhapsody 1
bone chips 2
bone collar 1
bone flute 4
bone spurs 1
boneana hammock 1
bonedanna 1
Bonerdagon necklace 2
booty chest charrrm 11
booze-soaked cherry 3
Boozehounds Anonymous token 4
borrowed time 1
bottle of alcohol 25
bottle of antifreeze 12
bottle of bubbles 4
bottle of cooking sherry 10
bottle of goofballs 2
bottle of Mystic Shell 2
bottle of ultravitamins 5
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 3
bottle opener belt buckle 5
bowl of cottage cheese 80
bowl of fishysoisse 2
bowl of lucky charms 8
box of Pokëmann band-aids 2
box of sunshine 9
boxing glove 1
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 4
brains casserole 2
breaded beer 1
brick of sand 4
briefcase 9
Bright Water 1
broken skull 69
broken sword 45
bronze breastplate 1
bubblewrap ore 2
bubbly potion 2
bucket of honey 1
bucket of wine 5
buckyball 16
bugbear beanie 131
bugbear bungguard 118
bum cheek 221
bungle in the jungle 1
bunny liver 1
buoybottoms 1
burnt flower 2
burrowgrub hive 1
burst hellseal brain 7
bus pass 20
C.B.F.G. 1
cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 2
cactus fruit 7
calavera concertina 1
can of Binarrrca 10
can of black paint 1
can of CRIMBCOLA 5
can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ 6
can of maces 15
can of Red Minotaur 18
can of spinach 7
can of starch 1
can of sterno 3
can of Swiller 2
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 8
candied kobold 8
candied yams 10
candy brain 3
candy cane 42
candy kneecapping stick 3
candy knuckles 4
candy skeleton 111
candy stake 2
cannonball charrrm 7
canteen of wine 6
cardboard katana 1
cardboard ore 5
cardboard wakizashi 7
carob chunk cookies 5
carob chunks 2
cast-iron legacy paddle 1
cement sandals 3
centipede eggs 30
chainsaw chain 4
chaos butterfly 733
chaos popcorn 3
charged magnet 1
charming flute 2
charrrm bracelet 2
cheap cigar butt 42
cheap wind-up clock 5
cheezburger 1
Cherry Cloaca Cola 1
cherry pie 2
chewing gum on a string 5
chintzy accordion pin 1
chintzy noodle ring 1
chintzy seal pendant 1
chloroform rag 22
choco-Crimbot 1
chocolate filthy lucre 7
chocolate spurs 1
chocolate stolen accordion 1
chocolate turtle totem 1
chocolate-covered scarab beetle 7
Chorale of Companionship 1
chorizo taco 1
chrome crossbow 1
Cinco Mayo Lager 1
circular CRIMBCOOKIE 1
Claw of the Infernal Seal 2
clay peace-sign bead 6
clingfilm cap 1
clingfilm slippers 1
clingfilm trousers 1
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife 1
cloudy potion 4
club necklace 10
cob of corn 1
Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau 4
cocoa egg 97
Codpiece of the Goblin King 1
coffin lid 9
cold hi mein 6
Cold Hots candy 19
cold powder 2
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 6
comfy coffin 1
comfy pillow 2
commemorative war stein 1
concentrated garbage juice 3
concentrated magicalness pill 29
Connery's Elixir of Audacity 1
control crystal 1
Cookbook of the Damned 2
cool mushroom casserole 1
copper ha'penny charrrm 6
corn holder 2
Corpse Island iced tea 7
corpse on the beach 6
corpsedriver 7
corpsetini 2
corrupt club of corrupt corruption 8
costume sword 2
cranberries 18
cranberry schnapps 2
crazy little Turkish delight 30
cream pie 1
cream stout 1
creamsicle 1
creepy voodoo doll 3
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) 4
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 4
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 4
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 4
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 4
CRIMBCO mug 14
CRIMBCO wine 13
CRIMBCOIDS mints 3
CRIMBCOLOAF 5
Crimbo candied pecan 32
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 26
Crimbo fudge 31
Crimbo peppermint bark 34
Crimbo pie 164
Crimbo salad 6
Crimbo wreath 5
Crimbomination Contraption 1
Crimbot schematic: Big Head 1
Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel 1
Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher 1
Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter 1
Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder 1
Crimbot schematic: Crab Core 2
Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso 2
Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head 2
Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun 1
Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun 1
Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs 2
Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads 1
Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs 1
Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan 1
Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite 1
Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise 1
Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis 2
Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder 1
Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module 1
Crimbot schematic: Power Arm 2
Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler 1
Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head 1
Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker 2
Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun 1
Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet 4
Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis 1
Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet 1
crotchety pants 1
crowbarrr 4
crystallized memory 1
cube of billiard chalk 1
curdflinger 1
curmudgel 1
cursed black pearl onion 2
cursed bottle of black-label rum 1
cursed bottle of rum 1
cursed dirty joke scroll 2
cursed piece of thirteen 7
cursed scrunchie 1
cursed sea biscuit 6
cursed voodoo skull 1
cyborg stompin' boot 1
d6 1
dance card 1
Danglin' Chad's loincloth 1
dark potion 2
deactivated MicroMechaMech 1
Deactivated MiniMechaElf 1
Deactivated O. A. F. 1
deadly lampshade 5
decanter of fine Scotch 1
deluxe fax machine 1
denim axe 2
dented harmonica 10
depantsing bomb 22
designer handbag 2
devilish folio 1
diamond necklace 10
diamond-studded cane 6
Dickory Farms Gift Basket 11
Diet Cloaca Cola 11
digital key lime pie 1
dire fudgesicle 2
disco mask 3
dishrag 2
disintegrating sheet music 3
disturbing fanfic 532
Divine 3
divine blowout 12
divine can of silly string 4
divine champagne flute 2
divine cracker 3
divine noisemaker 3
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 29
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 18
Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm 12
Dogsgotnonoz pills 2
doll house 1
dollhive 11
donkey flipbook 4
dope gangsta bling-bling 2
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 4
draggin' ball hat 218
dried face 11
drop of water-37 1
Drowsy Sword 4
dry vodka martini 1
drywall axe 4
ducha de oro 1
duct tape dockers 1
duct tape fedora 1
duct tape sword 1
dull fish scale 4
dungeoneer's dungarees 1
dusty bottle of Merlot 100
dusty bottle of Muscat 100
dusty bottle of Port 100
dusty Crimbo crate 140
dwarvish magazine 8
Dyspepsi-Cola 100
Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations 1
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet 3
Dyspepsi-Cola shield 1
easter egg balloon 3
Eau de Guaneau 2
Ecto-Cooler 8
effervescent potion 3
eggbeater 2
eggnog 36
El Vibrato power sphere 3
El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) 1
electric crutch 1
Elf Farm Raffle ticket 1
Elfin shortbread 1
Elron's Explosive Etude 1
elven limbos gingerbread 1
elven cellocello 34
elven moonshine 1
elven squeeze 1
elven suicide capsule 30
empty Cloaca-Cola bottle 80
enchanted barbell 32
enchanted toothpick 14
Ent cider 1
evil golden arch 15
evil golden arches 1
evil teddy bear 2
evil teddy bear sewing kit 1
evil-ass club 9
exploding hacky-sack 2
extra-large palm-frond toupee 1
extra-potent gremlin mutagen 6
extra-see-thru nightie 1
extra-spicy bloody mary 3
extra-strength strongness elixir 47
extremely skinny jeans 1
eye of newt 1
f3d0r4 200
fairy gravy boat 5
fake blood 5
fake plastic grass 1
fancy bath salts 72
fancy beef jerky 1
fancy chocolate 2
fancy chocolate car 9
fancy dress ball 4
fancy seashell necklace 2
fat bottom quark 2
fat stacks of cash 1
felt 1
Ferrigno's Elixir of Power 1
fertilized ghuol egg 1
festive holiday hat 1
festive sausage 2
festive warbear bank 1
fettucini Inconnu 2
Feynman gate 1
Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy 1
filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") 4
filth-encrusted futon 2
filthy lucre 146
filthy pestle 3
finger cymbals 3
fire flower 5
fishy fish 11
fishy fish lasagna 1
flamin' bindle 1
flaming crutch 4
flaming talons 100
flimsy clipboard 11
floaty inverse geode 1
floaty sand 18
flower petal pie 1
flowing hippy skirt 4
flute of flat champagne 19
flytrap pellet 24
foam noodle 1
foolscap fool's cap 100
fossilized bat skull 2
fossilized limb 24
fossilized serpent skull 1
fossilized spider skull 1
fossilized spike 8
fossilized spine 6
fossilized torso 4
fossilized wing 7
frat brats 1
frayed rope belt 3
fricasseed brains 2
frigid air mattress 2
frigid fudgepuck 17
frigid hankyū 53
frigid mote 28
frigid ninja stars 675
frigid-ass club 6
Frost™ brand sword 1
frostbite-flavored Hob-O 1
Frosty's frosty mug 1
frozen banquet 1
frozen Mob Penguin 1
frozen nunchaku 69
fruit bowl 1
fruitcake 5
fruitfilm 36
fruity girl swill 2
fudge bunny 1
fudge cube 2
fudge lily 49
fudge spork 1
fudgecule 10
fudgecycle 6
Fudgie Roll 1
funhouse mirror 2
funky brass fez 1
funky dried mushroom 21
furniture dolly 1
furry fur 516
furry pants 1
Fuzzby 1
fuzzy dice 1
ga-ga radio 10
Game Grid ticket 17
Game Grid token 2
gauze shorts 1
Genalen™ Bottle 1
generic healing potion 1
ghost cucumber 17
ghost pickle on a stick 1
ghost protocol 1
ghost trap 6
ghostly body paint 4
ghuol egg 61
ghuol egg quiche 1
ghuol guolash 21
giant clay ashtray 1
giant discarded bottlecap 4
giant discarded plastic fork 1
giant discarded torn-up glove 1
giant foam finger 37
giant glass of brandy 2
giant marshmallow 3
giant needle 515
gilded ancient cursed chest 4
gimlet 2
Gin Mint 1
gin-soaked blotter paper 2
gingerbread bugbear 6
gingerbread house 5
gingerbread mutant bugbear 6
glittery mascara 11
glob of green slime 25
glow-in-the-dark dart gun 1
glowing red eye 66
gnatwing 8
gnauga hide buckler 1
gnauga hide chaps 1
gnauga hide whip 1
gnocchetti di Nietzsche 1
gnoll lips 23
gnoll teeth 38
gnoll-tooth necklace 1
Gnollish autoplunger 1
Gnollish flyswatter 18
Gnollish pie server 17
Gnollish plunger 15
Gnollish slotted spoon 14
Gnollish toolbox 58
Go-Wassail 5
goat beard 30
golden ring 43
googly eye 1
Gordon Bennett 2
GOTO 116
grapefruit 5
grapes 1
grass blade 1
grass hat 1
grass skirt 1
grassy cutlass 3
gray bow tie 1
green beer 7
green gummi ingot 29
green smoke bomb 4
green snowcone 2
green-frosted astral cupcake 2
gremlin juice 60
gremlin mutagen 4
grog 36
grouchy restless spirit 15
grouper fangirl 2
grue egg 3
grumpy old man charrrm 4
guano coffee cup 11
Gummi-DNA 1
Gummi-Gnauga 8
gun cleaning kit 1
guy made of bee pollen 2
gyroscope 7
half-baked potion 7
half-rotten brain 3
half-sized guitar 3
handful of confetti 4
handful of Laughing Willow bark 1
handful of walnuts 11
happiness 1
Haunted Sorority House staff guide 2
Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance 2
headhunter necktie 5
heart necklace 3
heart of dark chocolate 1
heart of the volcano 4
heavy D 517
heavy leather-bound tome 1
helmet turtle 2
herb brownies 4
herringcello 32
hideous egg 11
hippopotamus skin 1
holiday cheese log 2
Hollandaise helmet 1
holy bomb, batman 1
honey stick 4
horizontal tango 1
hors d'oeuvre tray 11
hot egg 2
hot hi mein 1
hot plate 3
hot wad 6
hot wing 27
hot-ass club 15
hovering sombrero 2
huge spoon 9
ice-cold fotie 113
ice-cold Sir Schlitz 146
ice-cold six-pack 3
icicle katana 1
igloo pie 1
Iiti Kitty phone charm 7
imitation crab meat 20
imitation crab zoea 1
immense cyborg hand 4
Imp Ale 53
imp unity ring 3
infernal fife 9
infernal insoles 5
inflatable duck 3
ingot of seal-iron 2
insanely spicy bean burrito 461
insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito 1
Instant Karma 4
interesting-looking twig 5
invisibility potion 10
irate sombrero 2
ironic moustache 1
irradiated candy cane 3
irradiated pet snacks 1
irresistibility potion 1
ivory cue ball 1
jabañero-flavored chewing gum 1
Jack-in-the-box 10
Jackass Plumber home game 1
jar of anniversary jam 1
jar of squeeze 4
jar of swamp gas 1
Jarlsberg's earring 1
Jarlsberg's key lime pie 1
jawbruiser 1
jingle bell 1
Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet 10
jug-o-magicalness 33
jumbo olive 1
juniper berries 1
keg shield 23
ketchup 1
ketchup hound 1
kick-ass kicks 28
killing feather 1
Kissin' Cousins 3
kneecapping stick 3
knight cookie 1
knob bugle 7
Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar 6
Knob Goblin elite helm 1
Knob Goblin elite pants 1
Knob Goblin elite polearm 1
Knob Goblin firecracker 1
Knob Goblin harem pants 1
Knob Goblin harem veil 1
Knob Goblin love potion 1
Knob Goblin lunchbox 13
Knob Goblin melon baller 20
Knob Goblin pants 51
Knob Goblin perfume 1
Knob Goblin scimitar 49
Knob Goblin seltzer 189
Knob Goblin spatula 41
Knob Goblin steroids 105
Knob Goblin superseltzer 1
Knob Goblin tongs 49
Knob Goblin visor 19
Knob jelly donut 1
knob ka-bobs 1
Knob Kitchen grab-bag 1
Knob lo mein 4
Knob mushroom 1
Knob nuts 4
Knob sausage 1
Knob stroganoff 2
Knob stuffed shells 2
Knoll lo mein 5
Knoll mushroom 200
Knoll shroomkabob 1
knuckle sandwich 3
kobold kibble 1
Krakrox's Loincloth 1
kumquartz 2
kumquartz ring 2
kumquat supersucker 3
large box 1
laser-broiled pear 10
lavender candy heart 4
lavender paisley oyster egg 3
lavender plastic oyster egg 2
lavender striped oyster egg 3
lead yo-yo 2
leaf of grass 9
leather chaps 1
leather mask 1
leathery bat skin 1
leftovers of indeterminate origin 1
lemon 1
lemon meringue pie 2
leotarrrd 4
leprechaun hatchling 5
lesser grodulated violet 1
Let Me Be! 4
lewd playing card 6
libation of liveliness 1
licorice garrote 6
licorice root 54
lihc eye 1
lihc face 21
lime 1
lime supersucker 3
lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum 1
line 1
linoleum ore 1
linoleum sword 1
lion oil 1
little paper umbrella 1
little round pebble 1
live wire 2
Lockenstock™ sandals 24
lollipop stick 2
long pork 1
long skinny balloon 1
longhaired hippy wig 1
loose teeth 1
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 3
love song of disturbing obsession 1
love song of icy revenge 2
love song of naughty innuendo 3
love song of smoldering passion 5
love song of sugary cuteness 1
love song of vague ambiguity 2
lowercase N 415
lucky bottlecap 10
lucky rabbit's foot 4
Lucky Surprise Egg 3
lumbering jack 1
lump of coal 1
lump of diamond 1
lunar isotope 44
lupine sword 1
Mad Train wine 401
Mae West 2
magic lamp 1
magic whistle 20
magical ice cubes 1
magicalness-in-a-can 72
magilaser blastercannon 14
MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech 1
magnifying glass 1
maiden wig 1
makeshift cape 1
makeshift turban 1
mannequin leg 1
mariachi toothpaste 1
marshmallow 2
marshmallow flambé 3
mauve paisley oyster egg 16
mauve plastic oyster egg 10
mauve polka-dot oyster egg 5
mauve striped oyster egg 6
Maxing, Relaxing 2
meat face 1
meat from yesterday 2
melted Jell-o shot 1
menudo ravioli 3
Mer-kin digpick 1
Mer-kin fastjuice 1
Mer-kin foodbucket 2
Mer-kin hookspear 1
Mer-kin killscroll 3
Mer-kin prayerbeads 1
Mer-kin sneakmask 2
Mer-kin takebag 1
Mer-kin thingpouch 1
metallic A 119
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler 26
milk of magnesium 1
mind flayer corpse 102
Miniborg beeper 1
Miniborg hiveminder 1
Miniborg laser 1
Miniborg stomper 1
Miniborg strangler 1
misfit teddy bear 1
mixed wildflower greens 3
Mob Penguin cellular phone 1
Mohawk wig 42
moist sailor's cap 1
molotov cocktail cocktail 171
molten brick 3
Mon Tiki 1
monomolecular yo-yo 7
mother's little helper 17
mother's secret recipe 3
motivational poster 12
Mountain Stream soda 18
moxie magnet 1
moxie weed 251
Mr. Joe's bangles 6
mulled cider 7
mullet wig 1
mummy costume 5
mummy mask 1
munchies pill 2
mushroom pizza 7
mysterious silver lapel pin 3
nanite-infested candy cane 22
nanite-infested eggnog 4
nanite-infested fruitcake 4
nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear 4
Nardz energy beverage 18
nasty-ass club 1
Necbro wafers 1
Necrotelicomnicon 1
necrotizing body spray 3
Neuromancer 2
Newbiesport™ tent 2
night-vision goggles 3
ninja mop 38
not-a-pipe 5
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III 1
noxious gas grenade 1
Nuclear Blastball 2
nut-shaped Crimbo cookie 4
obnoxious riddle 2
obsidian dagger 4
ocarina of space 6
ocean motion 1
off-white plastic oyster egg 2
off-white polka-dot oyster egg 3
office-supply crossbow 1
Oil of Parrrlay 37
ointment of the occult 1
old coin purse 15
old leather wallet 22
old sweatpants 4
old-fashioned 25
olive lo mein 3
opera mask 1
orange 1
orange candy heart 3
orange snowcone 4
orange-frosted astral cupcake 1
Orcish meat locker 1
original G 679
oriole-feather headdress 1
out-of-tune biwa 1
oven mitts 1
overclocked avian microprocessor 1
overcookie 5
overpriced "imported" beer 8
oversized fish scaler 5
oversized pipe 1
oversized pizza cutter 40
pack of chewing gum 1
pack of KWE trading card 11
pack of pogs 6
packet of tofurkey gravy 1
paint bomb 1
pair of bolt cutters 6
pair of ragged claws 1
palm-frond capris 1
palm-frond fan 3
palm-frond whip 1
pants of the Slug Lord 2
papaya taco 2
paperclip 13
paperclip cape 1
paperclip turban 1
paperclip-on tie 1
papotion of papower 1
parasitic claw 1
parasitic headgnawer 1
parasitic strangleworm 1
parasitic tentacles 1
passable elf mask 7
patchouli incense stick 14
patchouli oil bomb 1
patent leather shoes 2
peach pie 1
pear supersucker 2
pear tart 1
pearidot 7
Penultimate Fantasy chest 200
peppermint rhino baby 1
peppermint sprout 1
peppermint twist 1
pet rock 1
petrified noodles 1
petrified wood 18
philosopher's scone 4
philter of phorce 5
phish stick 3
photoprotoneutron torpedo 3
Piddles 1
piece of wedding cake 82
pile of candy 35
pile of dusty animal bones 12
pile of gold coins 8
pile of loose snow 1
pink candy heart 6
pink pony 1
pink-frosted astral cupcake 3
pirate paste 1
pirate pelvis 11
pirate skull 3
pirate tract 1
pitchfork 39
pixel hat 1
pixel pants 1
pixel sword 1
pixellated candy heart 20
plain brown wrapper 3
plain old beer 1
plastic Crimbo reindeer 6
plastic guitar 34
pocket theremin 1
pocketwatch on a chain 4
pointed stick 6
pointy mushroom 10
poison pen 3
poisonous caviar 13
polka-dot bow tie 55
poltergeist-in-the-jar-o 4
pool of liquid metal 1
pork elf goodies sack 1
porquoise 2
portable photocopier 45
possessed top 5
potato sprout 22
potent potion of potency 2
potion of potency 4
potion of temporary gr8ness 3
poultrygeist 11
powdered candy sushi set 5
pr0n legs 600
pregnant gloomy black mushroom 1
Prelude of Precision 1
press-on ribs 8
pressurized potion of pulchritude 1
pretty flower 5
prismatic wad 10
probability potion 500
procrastination potion 400
puce paisley oyster egg 20
puce plastic oyster egg 6
puce polka-dot oyster egg 5
puce striped oyster egg 3
pulsing flesh 10
pumpkin 4
pumpkin beer 7
pumpkin juice 2
pumpkin pie 5
pumpkinhead mask 20
purple-frosted astral cupcake 49
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Ram's Face Lager 74
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Summer Nights 2
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Tales from the Fireside 2
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Texas tea 809
The Big Book of Pirate Insults 1
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Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste 7
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