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Display Case for Sal the Rapacious (#1532119)
This player is ranked #340 for Most Total Items with a total of 531,887 items.
This player is ranked #37 for Most Unique Items with a total of 7,987 items.

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Sal the Rapacious (#1532119)
This player has 7,987 unique items and 531,887 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"DEBBIE" tattoo kit 1
"DRINK ME" potion 446
"honey" dipper 1
"KICK ME" sign 1
"meat" stick 4
"Remember the Trees" Shirt 3
Überraschthexengebräu 17
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 22
1,970 carat gold 18
1-ball 163
1.21 jigawatts 1
1/6th Pound Cake 1
100-Watt bulb 1
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 168
18-picohertz resonator crystal 1
1952 Mickey Mantle card 138
2-ball 173
25-meat staff 2
3-ball 195
30669 scroll 243
33398 scroll 345
334 scroll 135
37x37x37 puzzle cube 361
4-ball 173
4-d camera 8
4-dimensional fez 5
4-dimensional guitar 184
4:20 bomb 124
5-Alarm Saucepan 3
5-ball 153
5-hour acrimony 4
6-ball 182
64067 scroll 3
668 scroll 13
7-ball 202
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 97
7-inch discus 1
8-ball 772
8-billed baseball cap 13
8-bit banana 30
9-ball 3
99.44% pure math 1
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes 5
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) 1
a butt tuba 93
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 1
A Light that Never Goes Out 1
a little sump'm sump'm 63
A muse-bouche 31
abandoned candy 151
abominable blubber 140
abominable snowcone 35
absentee voter ballot 4
abstraction: action 753
abstraction: category 715
abstraction: certainty 29
abstraction: comprehension 2
abstraction: joy 10
abstraction: motion 10
abstraction: perception 704
abstraction: purpose 786
abstraction: sensation 570
abstraction: thought 637
Abyssal ember 4
acceptable bagel 6
acceptable mayolus 1
accidental cider 165
accidental mutton 1
accord ion 19
accordion file 7
Accordion of Jordion 6
accordionoid rocca 15
acid-squirting flower 104
acoustic guitarrr 103
actual blood sausage 1
actual reality goggles 119
actual tapas 46
adder 394
adder bladder 486
adhesive tape dolly 1
adorable seal larva 3
Adventurer bobblehead 1
aerated diving helmet 10
Aerheads 1
Affirmation Cookie 1
affordable teak perch 1
Afternoon Delight 37
Agent Corrigan's cigarette 35
Aggressive Carrot 1
Agitated Turkey 1
agnolotti arboli 3
agua de vida 4
Aiolion 1
airblaster gun 171
airborne mutagen 1
alabaster bishop 1
alabaster king 1
alabaster knight 1
alabaster queen 1
alabaster rook 1
alarm accordion 3
albatross necklace 1
Aldebaran sardines 4
Alewife™ Ale 69
Alexy sauce 1
Alice's Army Alchemist 1
Alice's Army Bowman 1
Alice's Army Cleric 1
Alice's Army Coward 1
Alice's Army Dervish 1
Alice's Army Foil Alchemist 1
Alice's Army Foil Bowman 1
Alice's Army Foil Cleric 1
Alice's Army Foil Coward 1
Alice's Army Foil Dervish 1
Alice's Army Foil Guard 1
Alice's Army Foil Halberder 1
Alice's Army Foil Hammerman 1
Alice's Army Foil Horseman 1
Alice's Army Foil Lanceman 1
Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber 1
Alice's Army Foil Ninja 1
Alice's Army Foil Nurse 1
Alice's Army Foil Page 1
Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden 1
Alice's Army Foil Spearsman 1
Alice's Army Foil Swordsman 1
Alice's Army Foil Wallman 1
Alice's Army Guard 1
Alice's Army Halberder 1
Alice's Army Hammerman 1
Alice's Army Horseman 1
Alice's Army Lanceman 1
Alice's Army Mad Bomber 1
Alice's Army Martyr 1
Alice's Army Ninja 1
Alice's Army Nurse 1
Alice's Army Page 1
Alice's Army Shieldmaiden 1
Alice's Army Sniper 1
Alice's Army Spearsman 1
Alice's Army Swordsman 1
Alice's Army Wallman 1
alien animal goo 32
alien animal milk 1
alien autoautopsy kit 31
alien drugs 5
alien force field disruptor bean 1
alien gemstone 13
alien hologram projector 37
alien meat 89
alien plant fibers 12
alien plant goo 41
alien protein powder 1
alien rock sample 26
alien sandwich 2
alien source code printout 1
alien toenails 8
alien zoological sample 1
All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig 1
all-purpose cleaner 216
all-purpose flower 2
all-year sucker 1
almost-dead walkie-talkie 332
alpha-mail pants 1
alphabet gum 47
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility 1
Amanitee 1
amber aviator shades 6
Ambitious Turkey 2
ammonite candy mold 2
ammonite fossil 1
Amnesiac Ale 1
amok pudding 84
amok putter 36
Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes 2
amphibious tophat 1
amulet of extreme plot significance 219
Amulet of Yendor 1
ancient calendar 1
ancient calendar fragment 6
ancient cursed foot locker 11
ancient frozen dinner 182
ancient hot dog wrapper 1
ancient ice cream scoop 114
ancient Magi-Wipes 352
ancient medicinal herbs 1
ancient oil painting of yourself 19
ancient pills 39
ancient poisoned dart 202
Ancient Protector Soda 31
ancient protein powder 400
Ancient Saucehelm 5
ancient spice 109
ancient stone fist 60
ancient stone head 38
ancient turtle shell 1
ancient turtle shell helmet 1
ancient turtle shell powder 1
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 3
ancient vinyl coin purse 139
anemone nematocyst 15
anemone sauce 28
anemoney clip 1
angel-food cake 1
Angelhair Culottes 7
anger blaster 1
Angry Farmer candy 766
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 29
angry inch 26
angst burger 10
animal part cracker 1
anise-flavored venom 1
Ankh of Badahnkadh 5
ankleweights 1
anniversary balloon 1
anniversary balsa wood socks 1
anniversary burlap belt 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
anniversary gift box 1
Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy 1
anniversary pewter cape 1
anniversary safety glass vest 1
anniversary tiny latex mask 1
annoying pitchfork 47
ant agonist 236
ant antidepressant 1
ant hoe 18
ant pick 23
ant pitchfork 15
ant rake 15
ant sickle 18
anti-anti-antidote 222
anticheese 123
antimatter wad 1
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 1
antique accordion 43
antique beer 5
antique bottle of cough syrup 18
antique bottle opener 3
antique Canadian lantern 3
antique greaves 244
antique hand mirror 225
antique helmet 265
antique machete 117
antique nutcracker beard 6
antique nutcracker boots 7
antique nutcracker cape 6
antique nutcracker drumstick 2
antique nutcracker epaulets 1
antique nutcracker figurine 8
antique nutcracker hat 4
antique nutcracker pants 3
antique nutcracker sword 1
antique nutcracker waistcoat 4
antique packet of ketchup 195
antique painting of a landscape 1
antique pair of blue jeans 5
antique record album 1
antique shield 293
antique souvenir drawing 5
antique spear 252
antique spyglass 1
antique tacklebox 1
apathetic lizardman doll 1
aquamariner's necklace 2
aquamariner's ring 1
aquaviolet jub-jub bird 1
Argarggagarg's fang 4
arm buzzer 1
armgun 195
armored prawn 14
around the world 4
arrowgram 3
arrrgyle socks 69
Arrrmetia trading card 1
arse-a'fire elixir 1
artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice 134
artisanal limoncello 40
Artist's Butterknife of Regret 10
Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness 6
Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury 10
Artist's Spatula of Despair 9
Artist's Whisk of Misery 7
asbestos apron 19
asbestos crossbow 8
asbestos crossbow string 2
asbestos helmet turtle 2
asbestos meat stack 2
asbestos ore 307
asbestos staff 12
asbestos stick 1
asbestos sword 32
asbestos sword hilt 1
asbestos thermos 53
ASCII fu manchu 38
ASCII shirt 42
ash soda 12
Asleep in the Cemetery 6
asparagus knife 258
asparagus lo mein 6
asparagus stir-fry 4
aspirin 1
Ass-Stompers of Violence 1
assassin's cheese knife 38
asshat 40
asteroid belt 1
astral mushroom 7
astronaut pants 1
Atomic Comic 4
Atomic Pop 2
atomic vector plotter 1
attention spanner 1
attorney's badge 184
augmented-reality shades 6
Aura Libre 22
Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) 2
autocalliope 13
automatic catapult 1
auxiliary backbone 1
awful poetry journal 412
Ax of L'rose 1
Aye Aye 1
Aye Aye, Captain 1
Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth 15
bätzle 5
baby cuddlefish 3
baby killer bee 43
baby oil shooter 21
babycakes 1
backwoods banjo 1
backwoods screwdriver 149
BACON 50,878
bacon bath ball 1
baconstone 80
baconstone bracelet 1
baconstone earring 2
baconstone pendant 2
baconstone ring 4
baconstone-handled sixgun 1
bad rum and good cola 1
bad vibroknife 3
bad-ass club 1
badass belt 92
badass pie 7
badge of authority 31
badger badge 1
bag of airline peanuts 1
bag of bones 6
bag of Cheat-Os 213
bag of foreign bribes 16
bag of GORF 616
bag of GORP 699
bag of grain 1
bag of gross foreign snacks 183
bag of lard 7
bag of many confections 1
bag of park garbage 175
bag of pygmy blood 132
bag of QWOP 108
bag of random words 31
bag of unfinished business 1
bag of W&Ws 163
baggie of powdered sugar 456
baggie of regular-sized tardigrades 35
Baja sopapilla 8
baked stuffing 1
bakelite backpack 1
bakelite badge 1
bakelite belt 1
bakelite bowl 1
bakelite breeches 1
bakelite brooch 1
bakelite-covered bacon 6
Bal-musette accordion 1
balaclava 20
balaclava baklava 47
balanced antler 2
ball 293
ball-in-a-cup 1
ballast turtle 1
balloon helmet 8
balloon monkey 1
balloon shield 11
balloon sword 4
ballpark hot daub 1
ballroom blintz 193
baloney rotgut 22
balsa plank 45
bamboo bokuto 9
banana 30
banana cream pie 1
banana daiquiri 1
banana milkshake 1
banana peel 92
banana smoothie 1
banana spritzer 1
banana supersucker 1
bananagate 15
bananarama bangle 2
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 7
Bangyomaman battle juice 43
banjo kazoo mount 3
banjo strings 1
baobab sap 2
bar skin 319
bar whip 4
barbed-wire fence 38
bargain flash powder 42
baritone accordion 19
bark beret 1
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 1
bark rootbeer 14
barnacled barrel 473
Barney's rake 2
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 1
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 72
barrel beryl 2
barrel beryl choker 1
barrel beryl nose ring 1
barrel beryl ring 1
barrel cracker 28
barrel gun 2
barrel pickle 23
barrel-aged martini 64
barrelhead 1
barrrnacle 76
barskin buckler 3
barskin cloak 4
barskin hat 2
barskin loincloth 2
barskin tent 1
bartender skull 1
bartender-in-the-box 1
bartender-skull-in-the-box 1
Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler 1
Barulio's bottle 18
basaltamander tongue 301
baseball 183
Bash-Ōs boxtop 2
Bash-Ōs cereal 11
basic martini 1
basic meat crossbow 1
basic meat fez 2
basic meat foon 1
basic meat helmet 1
basic meat kilt 7
basic meat pants 5
basic meat skirt 2
basic meat spork 23
basic meat staff 4
basic meat sword 5
bastard baster 1
Bastille Battalion cheese wheel 1
Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher 2
Bastille Battalion tattoo kit 1
bat guano 211
bat haggis 3
bat hat 2
bat whip 2
bat wing 529
bat wing kabob 4
bat wing stir-fry 4
bat-ass leather jacket 3
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 1
batarang 31
batblade 192
Batfellow comic 1
batgut 830
bath ball gift set 1
batskin belt 69
battered Crimbo Crate 1
battered hubcap 9
battered old top-hat 1
battery-powered drill 1
Battlie Light Saver 113
bazooka cozy 1
bazookafish bubble gum 187
Beach Buck 233
beach glass bead 152
beach glass necklace 8
bean burrito 120
beanbag chair 3
bear claw 80
beard incense 35
beastly paste 184
beaten-up Chucks 7
beautiful rainbow 3
beautiful soup 2
beaver punch (cherry) 1
beaver punch (papaya) 1
beaver punch (peach) 1
beaver spear 8
beavermouth 114
bed of coals 4
Beefy Crunch Pastaco 2
beefy fish meat 52
beefy pill 32
beer basted brat 10
beer bomb 1,094
beer bong 157
beer cartilage 5
beer goggles 1
beer helmet 394
beer lens 16
beer-a-pult 1
beer-battered accordion 24
beer-scented teddy bear 26
beer-soaked mop 40
beertini 19
beery blood 188
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 3
begpwnia 1
beholed bedsheet 3
beige clambroth marble 1
Beignet Milgranet 45
bejeweled accordion strap 12
bejeweled cufflinks 18
bejeweled pledge pin 349
belemnite candy mold 1
belemnite fossil 1
bellhop bell 2
bellhop's hat 125
Belt of Howling Anger 5
Belt of Loathing 1
belt of Ogrekind 1
Ben-Gal™ Balm 98
Benetton's Medley of Diversity 1
bent scrap metal 129
berries of suffering 18
berry-infused sake 2
Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog 1
Better Than Cuddling Cake 1
Bettie page 2
bewitching boots 1
bezoar ring 2
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 1
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 4
BGE merchandise order form 12
BGE pocket calendar 3
BGE shotglass 6
BGE temporary tattoo 1
BGE tiny plastic toy 3
bi-lateral logic compressor 1
Bicycle 1
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 4
big bad voodoo mask 44
big bass drum 90
big boom 95
big bundle of chamoix 1
Big Candy's tophat 1
big dribbly candle 42
big glob of skin 6
Big Punk 39
big red button 2
big red clown nose 185
big rock 7
big slimy cyst 1
big stick 7
big stirring stick 1
big tun 615
bigger stick 3
biker's hat 2
bilge wine 56
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 1
bindle of joy 1
bindlestocking 2
biomechanical crimborg helmet 1
biomechanical crimborg leg armor 1
bird rib 100
birdbone corset 4
birthday party jellybean cheesecake 1
bishop cookie 1
Bit O' Ectoplasm 61
Bit O' Quail Spleen 15
bit of clingfilm 49
bit-o-cactus 378
bite-me-red lipstick 126
bitter bowtie 1
bitter pill 1
BitterSweetTarts 2
BittyCar HotCar 1
BittyCar MeatCar 1
BittyCar SoulCar 1
Bjorn's Hammer 3
black & tan 21
black and white cracker 5
Black Angus blackburger 1
black belt 3
black blade 87
Black Body™ spray 27
black brandy 1
black BRICKO brick 1
black candy heart 1
black cherry soda 11
black cloak 26
black cowboy hat 4
black eye shadow 148
black eyedrops 22
black facepaint 42
black forest cake 71
black forest ham 71
black friar's tonsure 95
black gallstone 1
black gold 24
black greaves 92
black helmet 93
Black Hole 1
black kettle drum 88
black label 86
black lotus 1
black magic powder 91
black mana 206
Black No. 2 241
black paisley oyster egg 34
black pension check 122
black pepper 110
black picnic basket 102
black pixel 1,641
black plastic oyster egg 23
black polka-dot oyster egg 28
black pudding 10
black sheepskin diploma 49
black shield 86
black slime glob 2
black snake skin 220
black snowcone 1
black spot 22
black striped oyster egg 75
black sword 109
black tear 40
black-and-blue light 1
blackberry 348
blackberry combat boots 12
blackberry galoshes 12
blackberry moccasins 8
blackberry polite 45
blackberry slippers 5
Blackfly Chardonnay 124
blammer 48
blank diary 2
blank fudge mold 4
blank note 1
blank prescription sheet 14
Blatantly Canadian 26
blended frozen swill 4
blended frozen swill with a fly in it 2
blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail 1
blind-packed capsule toy 178
blind-packed die-cast metal toy 43
Bling of the New Wave 4
Blizzards I Have Died In 3
blob of acid 98
blob of Alphredo™ 3
blob of wood glue 16
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 10
Blood 'n' Plenty 1
blood and blood 4
blood flower 3
Blood Light 1
blood of the Wereseal 35
blood roll-up 2
blood sausage 2
blood snowcone 2
blood-drive sticker 1
blood-faced volleyball 1
blood-red mushroom wine 1
blood-soaked sponge cake 4
Bloodbath 1
bloodied surgical dungarees 73
bloodstain stick 128
bloodstick 1
bloody beer 33
bloody clown pants 197
bloody mary 16
Bloody Nora 1
blowdart 61
blue canary nightlight 1
blue class ring 81
Blue Diamond of Honesty 3
blue grass 40
blue lava globs 3
blue LavaCo Lamp™ 1
blue mana 240
blue money bag 12
blue oyster badge 277
blue paisley oyster egg 6
blue pixel 471
blue pixel potion 15
blue plasma ball 1
blue plastic baby 1
blue plastic oyster egg 7
blue polka-dot oyster egg 25
blue potion 22
blue pumps 1
blue raspberry troll doll 1
blue shell 6
blue snowcone 1
blue striped oyster egg 7
blue suede shoes 1
blue tulip 2
blue velvet cake 1
blue-frosted astral cupcake 5
blundarrrbus 1
blunt cat claw 54
blunt icepick 43
Bluzzard 1
bobcat grenade 51
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
Bohemian rhapsody 2
boilermaker 5
boilgun 1
boiling broth 1
boiling seal blood 4
Boletus Broletus mushroom 6
bomb of unknown origin 2
bone abacus 121
bone aperitif 4
bone bandoneon 21
bone bons 29
bone chips 76
bone collar 2
bone flute 305
bone meal 2
bone rattle 25
bone spurs 3
Bone's Farm "wine" 1
boneana hammock 1
bonedanna 1
Bonerdagon necklace 31
Bonestabber 1
boning knife 1
bonsai tree 2
booby trap 29
book of matches 128
Book of Old-Timey Carols 1
Booke of Vampyric Knowledge 2
Boosty Juice 1
boot knife 1
BOOterfinger 32
BOOtonniere 1
Boots of Twilight Whispers 9
booty chest charrrm 133
booty chest charrrm bracelet 3
booze-soaked cherry 22
boozebomb 66
Boozehounds Anonymous token 30
Bordeaux Marteaux 31
borg sock monkey 1
boring spaghetti 20
Boris's key lime 41
Boris's key lime pie 35
Boris's ring 14
borrowed time 88
Boss Bat bling 13
Boss Bat britches 14
Boss Drops 1
bottle of alcohol 331
bottle of Amontillado 52
bottle of anís 10
bottle of antifreeze 9
bottle of black cat tonic 3
bottle of Blank-Out 1
bottle of Bloodweiser 5
bottle of bubbles 14
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 270
bottle of clam juice 8
bottle of Cochon Noir 1
bottle of cooking sherry 205
bottle of Crème de Fugu 1
bottle of Crimbognac 1
bottle of dark rhum 1
bottle of Definit 220
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 225
bottle of drinkin' gas 6
bottle of Evermore 17
bottle of extra-dark rhum 1
bottle of extra-strength melodramamine 1
bottle of fire 812
bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA 1
bottle of fruity "wine" 5
bottle of gin 250
bottle of goofballs 3
bottle of Greedy Dog 1
bottle of gregnadigne 58
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 155
bottle of Lambada Lambic 1
bottle of laundry sherry 24
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 341
bottle of lighter fluid 1
bottle of limeade 5
bottle of melodramamine 2
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 132
bottle of moontan lotion 1
bottle of Mystic Shell 10
bottle of norwhiskey 233
bottle of novelty hot sauce 47
bottle of Old Pugilist 1
bottle of Ooze-O 8
bottle of peppermint schnapps 1
bottle of perfume 1
bottle of Pete's Sake 91
bottle of Pinot Renoir 16
bottle of pirate juice 5
bottle of popskull 192
bottle of Professor Beer 1
bottle of Race Car Red 1
bottle of Rapier Witbier 1
bottle of realpagne 1
bottle of Red-Out 67
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 4
bottle of rum 619
bottle of sake 58
bottle of Sanguiovese 1
bottle of sea wine 37
bottle of sewage schnapps 72
bottle of single-barrel whiskey 6
bottle of super-extra-dark rhum 1
bottle of tequila 504
bottle of ultravitamins 17
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 29
bottle of vodka 596
bottle of whiskey 911
bottle of wine 21
bottle opener belt buckle 134
bottlecap turtle 4
bottled day 2
bottled inspiration 4
bottled swamp gas 37
bottoms of the barrel 1
boulder 24
bounty-hunting helmet 1
bounty-hunting rifle 1
bouquet of circular saw blades 1
bow 1
bow staff 1
bowl of Bounty-Os 4
bowl of cottage cheese 667
bowl of eyeballs 4
bowl of fishysoisse 19
bowl of Jeal-O 45
bowl of lucky charms 7
bowl of maggots 6
bowl of marinade 2
bowl of mernudo 1
bowl of mummy guts 3
bowl of rye sprouts 32
Bowl of Scorpions 239
bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ 1
bowl of topioca 1
bowlegged pants 1
bowler 1
Bowlet 2
bowling ball 81
box 297
box of Dweebs 165
box of Familiar Jacks 142
box of Gratitude chocolates 1
box of hammers 48
box of hickory chips 1
box of Pokëmann band-aids 16
box of sunshine 22
box turtle 4
box-in-the-box 3
box-in-the-box-in-the-box 2
boxed champagne 100
boxed wine 589
Boxing Day Pass 3
boxing glove 59
boxing glove on a spring 3
boxing-glove-in-a-box 1
Brain Food Pastaco 1
brain preservation fluid 3
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 54
brains casserole 7
BRAINS shorts 9
brainwave-controlled unicorn horn 1
brainy skull 33
Bram's choker 12
brand new key 14
Brand of Violence 1
brass abacus 156
brass bung spigot 2
brass crank handle 1
brass dorsal fin 2
brass gear 194
brass stinger 1
brass turkey knuckles 1
brazen bracelet 1
bread basket 2
bread line 5
bread mold 5
bread roll 2
breadchucks 38
breaded beer 3
breadwand 2
Breakfast Blast wine cooler 2
breakfast mess 16
breakfast miracle 1
breath mint 57
Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air 4
brick 2
brick of sand 1
BRICKO bat 1
BRICKO brick 5,570
BRICKO bulwark 2
BRICKO elephant 1
BRICKO eye brick 458
BRICKO hat 1
BRICKO octopus 1
BRICKO ooze 1
BRICKO oyster 1
BRICKO pants 2
BRICKO pearl 1
BRICKO pyramid 1
BRICKO python 1
BRICKO reactor 1
BRICKO stud 27
BRICKO sword 1
BRICKO trunk 1
BRICKO turtle 1
briefcase 750
brigand brittle 377
Bright Water 18
brilliant oyster egg 18
Brimstone Beret 1
Brimstone Bludgeon 1
Brimstone Boxers 1
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 21
brine 73
briny vinegar 1
brittle plastic handle 2
broberry brogurt 1
brocolate brogurt 1
Brogre brolo shirt 1
Brogre brorts 1
Brogre bucket hat 1
broken beer bottle 3
broken BRICKO brick 1
broken carburetor 2
broken cellular phone 1
broken clock 9
broken El Vibrato drone 1
broken glass grenade 23
broken high-temperature mining drill 52
broken skull 396
broken sword 208
broken warbear gyrocopter 1
bronze 2
bronze breastplate 45
bronze handcuffs 1
bronze polish 28
bronzed locust 318
BROS Energy Drink 52
brown crock marble 2
brown felt tophat 69
brown paper bag mask 32
brown paper pants 31
brown pixel 12
brown plastic baby 1
brown sugar cane 92
browser cookie 6
Bruno's blessing of Mars 22
buñuelos Jaliscos 6
bubble bauble bow 2
BUBBLE GUM 26
bubble-wrap simulator 1
bubble-wrap simulator (half broken) 1
bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) 1
bubble-wrap simulator (one button left) 1
bubblegum heart 619
bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban 3
bubblewrap crossbow 1
bubblewrap ore 51
bubblewrap staff 1
bubblewrap sword 8
bubblin' chemistry solution 33
bubblin' crude 373
bubbling tempura batter 30
bubbly potion 44
bucket of anniversary lard 1
bucket of fish juice 46
bucket of honey 135
bucket of wine 98
buckler buckle 20
buckyball 143
buffalo blade 11
buffalo dime 21
buffed alien drugs 1
bug paste 100
bugbear beanie 204
bugbear bungguard 232
bugbear detector 4
bugbear purification pill 4
Bugbearclaw Donut 27
bugged bön±Ã©t 1
bugged balaclava 1
bugged beanie 1
Build-a-City Gingerbread kit 1
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CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 3
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ghuol egg 909
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How to Avoid Scams 111
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huge bowl of candy 14
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ice-cold fotie 363
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ice-cold Willer 910
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igloo pie 1
iGoogly 17
Iiti Kitty Gumdrop 131
Iiti Kitty phone charm 135
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illicit fish sauce 2
Illuminati earpiece 145
imaginary lemon 3
imbued seal-blubber candle 2
imitation crab crate 90
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immense cyborg hand 2
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Imp Ale 2,145
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initiative shawarma 1
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inkwell 589
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Inner Strength 6
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Irish Coffee, English Heart 2
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irradiated pet snacks 4
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janitor's mop 33
January's Garbage Tote (unopened) 1
jar full of wind 62
jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade 54
jar of anniversary jam 1
jar of fermented pickle juice 6
jar of magical relish 1
jar of psychoses (Jick) 2
jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd) 2
jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic) 3
jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith) 1
jar of psychoses (The Old Man) 2
jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist) 4
jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy) 1
jar of squeeze 17
jar of swamp gas 1
jar of swamp honey 18
Jarlsberg's earring 13
Jarlsberg's key lime 28
Jarlsberg's key lime pie 49
Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode) 1
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java cookie 1
jawbruiser 14
Jawmaster 2000™ 1
jazz soap 1
jazzy cigarette holder 64
Jeans of Loathing 1
Jefferson wings 104
jellyfish gel 64
Jerks' Health™ Magazine 1
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jet bennie marble 2
jewelry-making pliers 2
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Jocko Homo's head 7
Jodhpurs of Violence 1
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joybuzzer 2
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juggling ball 1
Juju Mojo Mask 1
Jumbo Dr. Lucifer 4
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kickback cookbook 14
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king cookie 4
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kite 18
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kiwi beak 10
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knight cookie 3
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Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar 77
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Knob Goblin elite pants 120
Knob Goblin elite polearm 99
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Knob Goblin firecracker 1,265
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Knob Goblin Uberpants 5
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Knob pasty 5
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Knob stir-fry 7
Knob stroganoff 8
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knobby helmet turtle 8
knobby kneepads 1
Knoll lo mein 22
Knoll mushroom 313
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Knoll shroomkabob 51
Knoll stir-fry 2
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kobold kibble 118
kobold treasure hoard 1
Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil 3
Kokomo Resort Chip 6
Kokomo Resort Order Pad 21
Kokomo Resort Pass 12
KoL Con 13 T-shirt 9
Krakrox's Loincloth 3
Krampus Horn 1
Kudzu salad 5
Kudzu slaw 27
kumquartz 3
kumquartz ring 1
kumquat 786
kumquat supersucker 3
L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate 52
La Fantasma y La Oscuridad 9
La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez 5
labrador cookie 3
ladle of mystery 2
large box 358
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Lars the Cyberian 1
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lava cake 1
Lava Miner's Daughter 1
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lavawater 257
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lavender plastic oyster egg 14
lavender polka-dot oyster egg 30
lavender striped oyster egg 12
law-abiding citizen cane 10
lawnmower blade 5
Lazenby's Life Lesson 1
Lazybones™ recliner 1
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leathery cat skin 501
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Lederhosen of the Night 5
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left-handed melodica 1
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leftover chocolate bar 7
leftover Crimbo rations 1
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leftovers 158
leftovers of indeterminate origin 249
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leggings of the Spider Queen 1
legitimate business on the beach 87
lemon 1,458
lemon meringue pie 18
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Lemonade-235 1
lemonhead caviar 21
lemony scales 1
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Lens of Violence 1
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leotarrrd 47
Lepardner 1
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lesser grodulated violet 1
Let Me Be! 3
letterman's jacket 1
Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil 63
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Li'l Businessman Kit 2
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Liam's mail 9
libation of liveliness 38
libertagliatelle 1
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lime 475
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line 1,883
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lint 100
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little black book 16
Little Crimson Book 2
little deuce cape 3
little firkin 2,519
little paper umbrella 2,095
little piece of steel 1
little red .epub file 35
little red book 1
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little wooden mannequin 1
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live nautical mine 14
live wire 5
liver and let pie 1
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Living to Drink, Drinking to Live 1
llama lama gong 3
loaded serum blowgun 1
loadstone 20
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loaf of soda bread 14
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loathing eagle baby-doll shirt 2
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Lockenstock™ sandals 512
Locust 1
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long pork 286
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long pork lasagna 5
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long-forgotten necklace 3
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longhaired hippy wig 21
loose blade 1
loose purse strings 2
loose teeth 1,680
Lord Flameface's cloak 1
Lord of the Flies-sized fries 17
Lord Soggyraven's Slippers 3
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 158
los chinos 9
lost key 24
lotion of coldness 59
lotion of hotness 77
lotion of sleaziness 100
lotion of spookiness 106
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Louder Than Bomb 1
Loudmouth Larry Lamprey 1
LOV Elixir #3 1
LOV Elixir #6 1
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love song of disturbing obsession 1
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lowercase N 384
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lucky cat's paw 25
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lucky rabbitfish fin 568
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Ludovico Pastaco 1
lumbering jack 16
Lumineux Limnio 1
lump of black ichor 6
lump of Brituminous coal 10
lump of clay 22
lump of coal 71
lump of diamond 25
lump of goofball ore 34
lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter 2
lump of Saccharine Maple sap 11
lunar isotope 1,639
lupine sword 15
lustrous oyster egg 9
LWA ring 1
lychee chuhai 7
LyleCo Contractor's Manual 1
LyleCo premium magnifying glass 1
LyleCo premium monocle 1
LyleCo premium pickaxe 1
LyleCo premium rope 1
lynyrd musk 344
lynyrd skin 6
lynyrd skinner toothblack 301
lynyrd snare 270
lynyrdskin breeches 2
lynyrdskin cap 1
lynyrdskin tunic 1
M-242 40
macaroni duck 6
Mace of the Tortoise 5
machetito 1
machine elf capsule 1
macroplane grater 1
mad scientist's sock monkey 1
Mad Train wine 838
madius 8
Mae West 20
Mae West with a fly in it 4
mafia aria 8
mafia filofax 4
mafia pinky ring 1
mafia pointer finger ring 1
mafia thumb ring 1
magenta seashell 1,822
magic lamp 8
magic whistle 192
magical baguette 33
magical ice cube with a fly in it 1
magical ice cubes 1,767
magical mystery juice 74
magicalness-in-a-can 227
magicberry tablets 365
magilaser blastercannon 243
MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech 2
magnetic field 1
magnetic sculpture kit 120
magnificent oyster egg 2
magnifying glass 1
magnolia blossom 5
magnum of fancy champagne 1
maid head 3
maiden wig 49
makeshift cape 2
makeshift castanets 1
makeshift crane 2
makeshift sixgun 1
makeshift skirt 5
makeshift turban 3
Mallomarbles 13
mama's squeezebox 8
mana curds 57
mana-basted tofurkey leg 1
mana-coated yams 2
mana-fortified cranberry sauce 1
mana-stuffed herbal stuffing 1
mandarina colada 5
mandarina colada with a fly in it 1
Manetwich 10
mangled finger 50
mangled squirrel 15
manly bloomers 3
mannequin leg 1
Mansquito Serum 1
Mansquito's blood 23
Manual of Lock Picking 1
Manual of Transcendent Olfaction 1
many-eyed glasses 12
map to the Sprawling Cemetery 1
maple leaf 1
maple syrup 45
marble maebari 1
marble magnet 1
marble mantle 1
marble mariachi hat 1
marble medallion 1
marble mignonette bowl 1
margarita 203
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mariachi hat 452
mariachi pants 41
mariachi toothpaste 34
marinara jug 1
marine aquamarine 2
Mariner's Friend cough drops 2
marionette 1
marionette collective 1
Mark I Steam-Hat 4
Mark II Steam-Hat 1
Mark III Steam-Hat 1
Mark IV Steam-Hat 1
Mark of the Bugbear 4
Mark of the Ghost 4
Mark of the Skeleton 2
Mark of the Vampire 1
Mark of the Werewolf 5
Mark of the Zombie 2
Mark V Steam-Hat 1
Marquis de Poivre soda 13
marshmallow 176
marshmallow flambé 3
marshroom 1
martini 85
martiny 1
Marvin's marvelous pill 2
marzipan skull 272
mashed potatoes 2
mass of wriggling tentacles 1
massive gemstone 110
Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery 6
massive sitar 2
Master Thief's utility belt 2
mauve paisley oyster egg 6
mauve plastic oyster egg 10
mauve polka-dot oyster egg 19
mauve striped oyster egg 9
Maxing, Relaxing 5
Maxwell's Silver Hammer 74
mayo pump 1
Mayor Ghost's cloak 1
Mayor Ghost's gavel 1
Mayor Ghost's khakis 1
Mayor Ghost's toupee 1
McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade 239
McMillicancuddy's Special Lager 94
meadeorite 1
meat cowboy hat 2
Meat detector 6
meat engine 38
meat face 1
meat from yesterday 10
meat golem 1
Meat maid 20
Meat maid body 15
meat paste 1,902
meat shield 3
meat st‰¿bing club 1
meat stack 1,182
Meat Tenderizer is Murder 1
meat vortex 881
Meat-inflating powder 67
meatcar model 1
meatloaf helmet 2
meatsmithing guide 1
meatspout staff 5
meaty helmet turtle 2
Mechamelion 1
Medical Pastaco 1
Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs 54
medium slimy cyst 1
megacopia 44
megatofu 223
Meleegra™ pills 401
melon-infused sake 2
melted Jell-o shot 79
melty plastic grenade 44
meme generator 2
Memory Disk, Alpha 1
memory of a C 16
memory of a CA base pair 2
memory of a CG base pair 1
memory of a CT base pair 1
memory of a G 14
memory of a GT base pair 2
memory of a T 5
memory of an A 20
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memory of an AT base pair 1
memory of some delicious amino acids 33
menorette 1
mentholated wine 2
menudo 3
menudo ravioli 11
Mer-kin begsign 5
Mer-kin breastplate 18
Mer-kin bunwig 10
Mer-kin cancerstick 9
Mer-kin cheatsheet 7
Mer-kin cookiestove 387
Mer-kin cooljuice 45
Mer-kin darkbook 3
Mer-kin digpick 5
Mer-kin dodgeball 2
Mer-kin dragbelt 3
Mer-kin dragnet 2
Mer-kin eyedrops 2
Mer-kin eyeglasses 11
Mer-kin fastjuice 29
Mer-kin finpaddle 6
Mer-kin fitbrine 14
Mer-kin foodbucket 147
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Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece 1
Mer-kin gutgirdle 9
Mer-kin hallpass 4
Mer-kin headguard 1
Mer-kin healscroll 41
Mer-kin hidepaint 42
Mer-kin hookspear 36
Mer-kin killscroll 3
Mer-kin knucklebone 3
Mer-kin lipstick 65
Mer-kin lunchbox 33
Mer-kin mouthsoap 6
Mer-kin paste 75
Mer-kin pinkslip 9
Mer-kin prayerbeads 19
Mer-kin pressureglobe 20
Mer-kin ragejuice 47
Mer-kin rocksalt 2
Mer-kin rollpin 2
Mer-kin roundshield 22
Mer-kin saltmint 1
Mer-kin saltsquid 14
Mer-kin sawdust 10
Mer-kin scholar mask 1
Mer-kin scholar tailpiece 1
Mer-kin smartjuice 68
Mer-kin sneakmask 17
Mer-kin stopwatch 3
Mer-kin strongjuice 37
Mer-kin switchblade 3
Mer-kin takebag 29
Mer-kin thighguard 1
Mer-kin thingpouch 237
Mer-kin weaksauce 30
Mer-kin wordquiz 5
Mer-kin worktea 2
mercenary headband 33
mercenary pistol 1
mermaid's purse 9
mesh cap 221
Mesmereyes™ contact lenses 4
metal band T-shirt 21
metal mandible 1
metal meteoroid 15
metallic A 830
metallic foil bow 1
metallic foil cat ears 1
metallic foil radar dish 1
metandienone 1
Meteoid ice beam 1
meteor shower cap 1
meteorb 1
meteoreo 1
meteorite guard 1
Meteorite-Ade 1
meteortarboard 1
meteorthopedic shoes 1
metrognome 1
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler 12
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub 698
micronova 1
Microplushie: Bropane 134
Microplushie: Dorkonide 54
Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid 66
Microplushie: Fauxnerditide 40
Microplushie: Gothochondria 122
Microplushie: Hippylase 180
Microplushie: Hipsterine 20
Microplushie: Hobomosome 92
Microplushie: Otakulone 193
Microplushie: Raverdrine 96
Microplushie: Sororitrate 136
microwave stogie 1
mid-level medieval mead 6
Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey 580
midget clownfish 1
midriff scrubs 60
milk of magnesium 16
Milk Studs 221
milky potion 228
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mime army infiltration glove 1
mime army insignia (cryonics) 1
mime army insignia (espionage) 1
mime army insignia (infantry) 1
mime army insignia (intelligence) 1
mime army insignia (morale) 1
mime army insignia (psychological warfare) 1
mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) 1
mime army insignia (sanitation) 1
mime army rations 2
mime army shotglass 2
mime army superserum 2
mime army wine 1
mime eraser 25
mime pocket probe 1
mime soul fragment 7
mime-proof sunglasses 1
miming beret 1
miming boots 2
miming corduroys 1
miming gloves 1
miming shirt 2
mimosette 30
mince pie 1
mind flayer corpse 278
mineapple 73
miner's helmet 105
miner's pants 121
Mini-Crimbot crate 1
mini-marshmallow dispenser 1
mini-martini 11
mini-Mr. Accessory 1
mini-zeppelin 1
miniature antlers 1
miniature boiler 6
miniature carton of clove cigarettes 3
miniature castagnets 1
miniature coffin 1
miniature deck cannon 1
miniature dormouse 1
miniature espresso maker 1
miniature Jacob's ladder 1
miniature life preserver 3
miniature power pill 1
miniature pruning shears 1
miniature tophat 1
Miniborg beeper 1
Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot 4
Miniborg hiveminder 1
Miniborg laser 1
Miniborg stomper 1
Miniborg strangler 1
MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher 1
minin' dynamite 7
miniscule beatbox 1
Mint Yulep 2
Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet 2
Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass 3
Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge 2
Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves 2
Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow 2
mirrored aviator shades 2
Miserable Pie 1
misfit dolly 2
misfit hobby horse 1
misfit teddy bear 1
Miss Graves' vermouth 2
misshapen animal skeleton 1
Missing Eye Simulation Device 34
missing semicolon 1
missing wine 2
Misty Cape 56
Misty Cloak 28
Misty Robe 44
Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas 4
mixed wildflower greens 34
Mob Penguin cellular phone 3
mocking turtle 53
modern picture frame 6
Mohawk wig 183
Mohobo 2
moist barrel 189
moist Crimbo spices 649
moist sailor's cap 10
mojo filter 16
mole molé 4
mole skin notebook 1
molotov cocktail cocktail 301
molten brick 1
molten medallion 1
molten scrap metal 61
Mon Tiki 5
monkey barf 1
monkey wrench 42
monomolecular yo-yo 140
Monstar energy beverage 65
monster bait 2
monster pants 2
mood ring 1
moomy dust 61
Moon Pie 1
moonberry wine cooler 151
Moonds 29
moonglasses 1
Moonshine Mohobo 1
Moonthril Schnapps 1
moose antlers 157
moose chocolate 158
moose thought 408
mooseflank 77
moosemeat pie 1
Moping Artistic Goth Kid 1
Morbidda trading card 2
More Humanitini than Humanitini 1
moreltini 25
Morlock's Mark Bourbon 1
morning dew 2
Mornington crescent roll 62
Morphan 1
Mortimer's nostrum 20
Morto Moreto 3
mostly rat-hide leggings 1
mostly-broken sunglasses 73
mother's little helper 195
mother's secret recipe 3
motivational poster 3
mouldering barrel 581
mountain lion skin 1
Mountain Stream Code Black Alert 17
Mountain Stream gastrique 2
Mountain Stream soda 398
mouse skull 42
moustache sock 1
mouth-watering mayolus 3
moxie magnet 2
moxie weed 726
Mr. Balloon 1
Mr. Cheeng's spectacles 4
Mr. Haggis 97
Mr. Joe's bangles 11
Mr. Mediocrebar 223
Mr. Screege's spectacles 14
MSG 3
Mt. McLargeHuge oyster 71
muculent machete 2
muddy pirate hat 7
Mudflap-Girl Earring 2
Mudflap-Girl Necklace 2
Mudflap-Girl Ring 2
muffled muffuletta 2
mugcake 1
mulberry 1
mulled berry wine 2
mulled blood 1
mulled cider 12
mulled hobo wine 1
mullet wig 62
multi-level marzipan 3
mummy costume 12
mummy mask 4
mummy wrapping 1,290
munchies pill 6
murderbot component casing 80
murderbot live wire 1
murderbot mask 2
murderbot memory chip 1
murderbot monofilament 94
murderbot plasma rifle 4
murderbot power cell 108
murderbot shield unit 1
murderbot spring injector 1
murderbot whip 2
Murderer's Punch 7
murky potion 248
Muschat 2
muscle oil 51
mushroom fermenting solution 67
mushroom filet 1
mushroom pizza 11
mushroom slab 1
mushroom tea 1
mushroom whiskey 2
musk turtle 33
muskox-skin cap 4
Mustardigrade 1
mutant arm 1
mutant cactus bud 1
mutant crown 1
mutant legs 1
mutated candy lump 5
Mylar balloon 2
mylar scout drone 24
myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball 1
Mysterious Black Box 1
Mysterious Blue Box 2
mysterious chemical residue 53
Mysterious Green Box 1
Mysterious Island iced tea 8
mysterious present 2
Mysterious Red Box 1
mysterious silver lapel pin 6
mystery lollipop 12
nachos of the night 2
Nadsat berry 2
nail file 1
nailswurst 13
nanite-infested candy cane 4
nanite-infested eggnog 2
nanite-infested fruitcake 2
nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear 3
nanofiber cloth 7
nanorhino credit card 1
Nardz energy beverage 29
nasty gum 32
nasty rat mask 2
nasty snuff 33
nasty-ass club 1
nasty-smelling moss 2
nastygeist 2
natto marble soda 8
natto pocky 17
natto-infused sake 7
natty blue ascot 7
natural fennel soda 205
Nayztameetjoo trading card 1
ND 31
Necbro wafers 1
necklace chain 3
Necrotelicomnicon 17
necrotizing body spray 41
neg grog 1
nega-mushroom 13
nega-mushroom wine 1
negative lump 43
negotiatin' hammer 4
neoprene skullcap 3
Neuromancer 9
neurostim pill 65
neutron lollipop 1
Neverending Party favor 61
Neverending Party guest pass 19
neverending wallet chain 278
New Age healing crystal 301
New Age hurting crystal 66
New Cloaca-Cola 15
new habit 1
New Zealand iced tea 43
New-You Club Membership Form 1
Newark 3
Newbiesport™ tent 142
Newman's Own Trousers 4
NG 34
Nickel Gamma of Frugality 84
nicksilver ring 2
nicksilver spurs 1
night-vision goggles 10
Nightmare Fuel 1
Nightstalker perfume 12
ninja carabiner 4
ninja crampons 5
ninja eyeblack 84
ninja fear powder 82
ninja hot pants 112
ninja mop 26
ninja pirate zombie robot head 1
ninja rope 6
No Hats as Art 1
Nog-on-the-Cob 1
noir fedora 1
non-aged vinegar 10
Non-Euclidean Finance 2
non-Euclidean non-accordion 17
non-stick pugil stick 1
normal barrel 1,249
Northern pemmican 35
norwhal helmet 1
Nose Ring of Putrescence 2
nosy nose ringy ring 1
not-a-pipe 2
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I 26
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II 33
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III 26
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV 21
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V 15
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI 24
nothing-in-the-box 94
nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box 1
nothingtini 1
noticeable pumps 309
Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence 1
novelty fruit hat 28
novelty monorail ticket 1
novelty tattoo sleeves 2
Now and Earlier 3
noxious gas grenade 10
nozzle of the Phoenix 1
NPZR chemistry set 11
Nuclear Blastball 1
nuclear stockpile 1
nugget of nicksilver 9
nugget of quicksilver 12
nugget of sicksilver 14
nugget of slicksilver 12
nugget of sodium 11
nugget of thicksilver 4
nugget of ticksilver 5
nugget of wicksilver 6
numberwang 1
nurse's hat 3
Nursine 1
nut-shaped Crimbo cookie 5
nutty organic salad 48
O 6
O'RLY manual 106
obnoxious riddle 3
obsidian dagger 53
obsidian nutcracker 1
ocarina of space 112
occult jelly donut 2
ocean motion 6
octolus oculus 261
octolus-skin cloak 1
octopus's spade 5
odd silver coin 3
odor extractor 2
off-white paisley oyster egg 2
off-white plastic oyster egg 48
off-white polka-dot oyster egg 41
off-white striped oyster egg 54
office-supply crossbow 7
Official Council Aide Pin 1
Ogres and Oubliettes™ module 96
Oh, the Humanitini 55
oil cap 1
oil lamp 2
oil of expertise 124
oil of oiliness 159
Oil of Parrrlay 173
oil of slipperiness 252
oil of stability 69
oil pan 1
oil shell 7
oil slacks 1
oil-filled donut 39
oily boid 5
oily golden mushroom 1
oily mushroom wine 4
oily paste 304
ointment of the occult 82
ojo de pez burrito 1
Okee-Dokee soda 2
Ol' Scratch's ash can 2
Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork 1
Ol' Scratch's manacles 3
Ol' Scratch's ol' britches 1
Ol' Scratch's salad fork 4
Ol' Scratch's stove door 1
Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat 2
old ball and chain 1
old bronzer 126
old candy wrapper 1
old chum 18
old coin purse 300
old eyebrow pencil 135
old leather wallet 332
old love note 1
old patched suit-pants 1
old rosewater cream 135
old school beer pull tab 1
old school calculator watch 209
old school flying disc 1
old school Mafia knicke½æ 1
old soft shoes 1
old sweatpants 525
old-fashioned 6
oldcake 3
olive 629
olive lo mein 26
olive stir-fry 22
Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom 3
one glove 43
one piece of bubble gum 6
one pill 478
one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island 2
one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill 2
one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach 1
one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano 1
one-day ticket to The Glaciest 1
one-winged stab bat 1
onion shurikens 9
onyx bishop 1
onyx king 1
onyx knight 1
onyx queen 1
oozenog 12
open sauce 74
opera mask 10
opium grenade 20
orange 708
orange and black Crimboween candy 1
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orange candy heart 1
orange leather lanyard 2
orange peel hat 12
orange popsicle 3
orange slime glob 3
orange snowcone 1
Orange Star of Sacrifice 3
orange-frosted astral cupcake 17
Orangemageddon wine cooler 2
orc paste 35
orc wrist 65
Orcish baseball cap 173
Orcish cargo shorts 179
Orcish frat-paddle 135
orcish hand lotion 272
Orcish meat locker 20
orcish nailing lube 284
orcish rubber 280
orcish stud-finder 89
Order of the Silver Wossname 1
Oreille Divisée brandy 1
original G 530
oriole-feather headdress 1
ornamental sextant 2
ornate ancient cursed chest 12
ornate ancient cursed key 9
ornate picture frame 241
Oscus's dumpster waders 1
Oscus's garbage can lid 2
Oscus's neverending soda 1
Oscus's pelt 3
Osk'r Chow 39
Othello's dagger 1
Othello's handkerchief 1
Ouija Board, Ouija Board 1
out-of-tune biwa 13
Outer Wolf™ cologne 14
outlaw bandana 1
oven mitts 31
overcharged El Vibrato power sphere 2
overclocked avian microprocessor 2
overcookie 65
overloaded micro-reactor 22
overpowering mushroom wine 1
overpriced "imported" beer 5
oversized fish scaler 5
oversized ice molecule 1
oversized pipe 1,269
oversized pizza cutter 213
oversized skullcap 10
oversized snowflake 42
ovoid leather thing 188
oxygenated eggnog helmet 1
oyster basket 27
oyster sauce 1
P.B.L.T. 964
pacification grenade 9
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Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards 1
pack of chewing gum 21
pack of KWE trading card 12
pack of pogs 44
packaged Pocket Professor 1
packet of beer nuts 39
packet of dragon's teeth 1
packet of orchid seeds 1
packet of tofurkey gravy 5
padded tortoise 3
PADL Phone 688
page of the Necrohobocon 83
pail 200
Pain Dip 1
painful penne pasta 8
Paint A Vulgar Pitcher 1
paint bomb 2
paint palette 6
painted shield 2
painted turtle 7
painting of a glass of wine 382
pair of bolt cutters 17
pair of candy glasses 1
pair of government shades 2
pair of pearidot earrings 2
pair of ragged claws 1
pair of scissors 1
pair of twitching claws 1
paisley spore pod 40
palm frond 370
palm-frond capris 3
palm-frond cloak 7
palm-frond fan 10
palm-frond net 2
palm-frond toupee 4
palm-frond whip 3
Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster 7
panhandle panhandling hat 16
Pantaloons of Hatred 1
pantogram 1
pants kit 19
pants of the Slug Lord 6
panty raider camouflage 70
papaya 902
papaya sling 25
papaya slung 18
papaya taco 39
paper-plate-mail pants 1
paperclip 42
paperclip cape 1
paperclip pants 2
paperclip sproinger 1
paperclip turban 1
paperclip-on tie 1
papier-mâché base 1
papier-mâché bowl 1
papier-mâché glob 1
papier-mâché handle 1
papier-mâché plaque 1
papier-mâché toothpicks 1
papier-mâché trophy piñata 1
papier-mâchéte 1
papier-mâchaeranthera 1
papier-mâchine gun 1
papier-mâchuridars 1
papier-masque 1
papier-mitre 1
papier-mochi 1
papotion of papower 37
Para-Pop 1
paranormal ricotta 5
parasitic claw 4
parasitic headgnawer 3
parasitic strangleworm 4
parasitic tentacles 3
parisian cathouse 4
party balloon 46
party beer bomb 29
party crasher 1
PARTY HARD T-shirt 1
party hat 3
party mouse hat 1
party platter for one 12
party pup 1
Party Tattoo™ gift certificate 1
party whip 1
Party-in-a-Can™ 13
passable elf mask 5
pasta spoon 545
Pasta Spoon of Peril 5
Pastaco shell 1
pat of butter 7
pat-a-cake pendant 8
patchouli incense stick 365
patchouli oil bomb 150
patent aggression tonic 18
patent alacrity tonic 15
patent antipsychotics 1
patent avarice tonic 15
patent invisibility tonic 15
patent leather shoes 10
patent preventative tonic 19
patent sallowness tonic 14
pawn cookie 1
PB&BP 1
PB&J with the crusts cut off 716
peace accordion 10
peace-sign necklace 4
peach 35
peach lozenge 70
peach pie 31
Peaclock 1
peanut brittle shield 18
peanut sauce 4
pear 15
pear lozenge 104
pear supersucker 1
pear tart 35
pearidot 17
pearl diver's necklace 1
pearl diver's ring 1
pearlescent oyster egg 3
pebblebräu 3
pec oil 107
pecan pie 1
Pecos Dave's sixgun 6
Peek-a-Boo! 1
PEEZ dispenser 156
pencil kunai 9
pencil stub 56
Pendant of Fire 2
Pendant of Gargalesis 1
Pener's drumstick 5
penguin focaccia bread 78
penguin paste 47
penguin shorts 3
penguin skin 23
penguin skin buckler 1
penguin thesaurus 18
penguin whip 1
penguin-smacking club 1
penguinskin mini-kilt 1
penguinskin mini-skirt 1
pentacorn hat 1
pentagram bandana 266
pentatonic accordion 10
Penultimate Fantasy chest 130
peppermint crook 1
peppermint eel sauce 629
peppermint parasol 1
peppermint patty 4
Peppermint Pip Packet 1
peppermint rhino baby 2
peppermint spine 1
peppermint sprig 1
peppermint sprout 665
peppermint syrup 6
peppermint tailings 50
peppermint twist 4
percent sign 84
perfect cosmopolitan 1
perfect dark and stormy 1
perfect ice cube 1
perfect mimosa 1
perfect negroni 1
perfect old-fashioned 1
perfect paloma 1
perforated battle paddle 312
perfume of prejudice 38
perfume-soaked bandana 12
perl necklace 5
perpendicular guano 42
perpendicular hula 33
personal graffiti kit 3
personalizable gingerbread cookie 2
personalized birthday cake 2
personalized coffee mug 1
pestoblade 12
pestopiary 79
pet anemone 1
pet bad vibe 1
pet rock 12
pet rock "Groucho" disguise 1
pet rock "Snooty" disguise 1
petit 4.1 8
petit fortran 3
petrified noodles 1
petrified wood 29
pewter candlestick 1
pewter claymore 24
pewter shavings 2
ph balancer 48
phase-tuned shield generator belt 1
phat turquoise bead 237
phat turquoise bracelet 6
Phil Collins 1
philosopher's scone 159
philter of phorce 90
phish stick 5
Phlegethon 1
phonics down 855
photoprotoneutron torpedo 764
physiostim pill 102
Pick-O-Matic lockpicks 64
pickelhaube 20
pickle-flavored chewing gum 313
pickled egg 15
pickled grasshopper 98
pickpocket protector 76
picky tweezers 1
picture of a dead guy's girlfriend 8
picture of you 7
Piddles 1
pie crust 40
pie man was not meant to eat 114
piece of after eight 32
piece of coral 402
piece of driftwood 78
piece of wedding cake 247
piercing post 3
pig-iron bracers 2
pig-iron helm 1
pig-iron shinguards 1
pigeon egg 69
piggy tattoo 27
Pigsticker of Violence 1
pile of candy 163
pile of dirt 19
pile of dungeon junk 1
pile of dusty animal bones 432
pile of gold coins 177
pile of jumping beans 168
pile of loose snow 1
pile of sand 1
pile of useless robot parts 1
pill cup 233
pillow shell 5
pimpin' meat hat 2
Pimpsqueak 1
pin-stripe slacks 1
pine cone 1
pine tar 66
Pine-Fresh air freshener 82
pineapple slab 2
pink candy heart 1
pink clay bead 1,303
Pink Heart of Spirit 2
pink pinkslip slip 1
pink plastic baby 1
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That 70s Cologne 1
that gum you like 115
the Archwizard's briefs 1
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The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones 6
The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder 1
The Big Book of Communism 1
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The Bomb 94
The Chill of the Wild 1
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the Ley Incursion's waist 1
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