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Display Case for LastChans (#1533995)
This player is ranked #952 for Most Total Items with a total of 153,094 items.
This player is ranked #405 for Most Unique Items with a total of 2,190 items.

This player is a member of the clan Hardcore Nation.

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LastChans (#1533995)
This player has 2,190 unique items and 153,094 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"DRINK ME" potion 1,045
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 1
30669 scroll 3
33398 scroll 7
37x37x37 puzzle cube 136
5-Alarm Saucepan 2
5-hour acrimony 282
8-ball 1
8-bit banana 3
99.44% pure math 1
A. W. O. L. commendation 1
actual reality goggles 26
adhesive tape dolly 1
adorable seal larva 2
Adventurer bobblehead 10
Agitated Turkey 20
agua de vida 300
airborne mutagen 1
alien drugs 44
alien force field disruptor bean 1
alien protein powder 16
alien source code printout 1
alien source code printout (used) 1
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility 1
Ambitious Turkey 282
ammonite candy mold 2
ammonite fossil 54
ancient ice cream scoop 1
ancient Magi-Wipes 500
Ancient Protector Soda 30
Ancient Saucehelm 3
ancient spice 481
anemone nematocyst 1
Angelhair Culottes 4
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 1
angry inch 49
angst burger 207
anniversary gift box 11
antimatter wad 141
antique beer 1
antique bottle opener 1
antique nutcracker figurine 1
antique painting of a landscape 1
Argarggagarg's fang 2
arrowgram 46
asparagus lo mein 9
asparagus stir-fry 3
astral mushroom 3
Atomic Comic 2
augmented-reality shades 50
Ax of L'rose 1
bätzle 77
baconstone 2
bad-ass club 5
badass belt 3
badass pie 84
bag of bones 2
bag of Cheat-Os 44
bag of GORF 101
bag of GORP 100
bag of grain 48
bag of QWOP 490
bag of W&Ws 667
baggie of powdered sugar 1
Baja sopapilla 1
Bal-musette accordion 2
ball 38
ball-in-a-cup 1
ballpark hot daub 1
balsa plank 62
banana 8
banana cream pie 1
banana milkshake 2
banana smoothie 1
banana spritzer 1
banana supersucker 1
bananagate 4
bananarama bangle 1
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 2
baneful bandolier 2
banjo strings 1
baobab sap 5
bar whip 1
bark beret 1
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 1
bark rootbeer 5
Barney's rake 1
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 2
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 3
bartender-in-the-box 1
Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler 15
Bash-Ōs boxtop 1
bat wing 226
bat wing stir-fry 15
bath ball gift set 1
battered Crimbo Crate 63
battered hubcap 1
beach ball marble 1
Beach Buck 4
beastly paste 226
beaten-up Chucks 3
beautiful rainbow 19
beaver punch (cherry) 1
beaver punch (papaya) 1
beaver punch (peach) 1
beavermouth 909
beefy fish meat 7
beer basted brat 2
beer lens 3
beertini 2
beery blood 2,692
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 2
begpwnia 5
beholed bedsheet 3
beige clambroth marble 1
belemnite candy mold 2
belemnite fossil 3
bewitching boots 1
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 3
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 2
BGE merchandise order form 12
BGE pocket calendar 3
BGE shotglass 23
BGE temporary tattoo 3
BGE tiny plastic toy 4
big boom 37
big bumboozer marble 1
Big Candy's tophat 1
bindlestocking 15
biomechanical crimborg helmet 1
biomechanical crimborg leg armor 1
birdbone corset 5
bit of clingfilm 7
bite-me-red lipstick 120
bitter bowtie 1
bitter pill 1
BitterSweetTarts 976
BittyCar HotCar 1
BittyCar MeatCar 1
BittyCar SoulCar 1
Bjorn's Hammer 6
Black Angus blackburger 1
black brandy 1
black candy heart 2
black catseye marble 1
Black No. 2 10
black pepper 34
black plastic oyster egg 1
black polka-dot oyster egg 1
black spot 18
black striped oyster egg 2
black tear 1
blackberry combat boots 1
blackberry galoshes 1
blackberry polite 10
blackberry slippers 1
blank diary 1
blank fudge mold 19
blind-packed capsule toy 2
blind-packed die-cast metal toy 1
Bling of the New Wave 3
blob of Alphredo™ 3
blob of wood glue 51
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 2
Blood Light 30
blood sausage 4
blood-drive sticker 55
Blue Diamond of Honesty 1
blue grass 18
blue snowcone 1
blue tulip 2
blue-frosted astral cupcake 3
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
boilermaker 2
boiling seal blood 11
bone and arrows 1
bone aperitif 2
bone bons 3
bone chips 24
bone crusher 1
bone meal 2
Bone's Farm "wine" 9
boneana hammock 1
bonedanna 1
bonerang 1
Bonerdagon necklace 4
Bonestabber 1
boning knife 1
boot knife 1
BOOterfinger 2
borrowed time 4
Boss Bat bling 3
Boss Bat britches 3
Boss Drops 4
bottle of Blank-Out 16
bottle of Bloodweiser 4
bottle of bubbles 42
bottle of Crimbognac 1
bottle of drinkin' gas 4
bottle of fire 3
bottle of fruity "wine" 12
bottle of gin 180
bottle of goofballs 3
bottle of Pete's Sake 208
bottle of pirate juice 1
bottle of popskull 1
bottle of Rapier Witbier 1
bottle of realpagne 1
bottle of rum 1,435
bottle of sake 3
bottle of single-barrel whiskey 35
bottle of tequila 771
bottle of vodka 247
bottle of whiskey 696
bottled day 12
bottled inspiration 12
boulder 2
bowl of Bounty-Os 4
bowl of fishysoisse 5
bowl of Jeal-O 50
bowl of mernudo 1
bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ 21
box of Dweebs 749
box of Pokëmann band-aids 68
box of sunshine 498
boxed wine 227
BRAINS shorts 12
brazen bracelet 1
bread line 6
breakfast mess 160
breakfast miracle 1
Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air 4
BRICKO brick 600
BRICKO eye brick 7
BRICKO ooze 2
BRICKO oyster 1
BRICKO turtle 1
Brimstone Beret 1
Brimstone Bludgeon 1
Brimstone Boxers 1
broken BRICKO brick 1
brown crock marble 1
buñuelos Jaliscos 1
bubble-wrap simulator 2
bubbling tempura batter 98
bucket of honey 2
bucket of wine 41
buckyball 30
buffed alien drugs 1
bug paste 3
bugbear detector 10
bugbear purification pill 26
Bugbearclaw Donut 3
bumblebee marble 1
bunch of bananas 2
bundle of "fragrant" herbs 1
bungle in the jungle 2
bunny liver 4
burrowgrub hive 1
BURT 1
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 3
C.B.F.G. 1
C.H.U.M. knife 1
C.H.U.M. lantern 1
cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 2
Cajun accordion 2
Camp Scout pup tent 3
can of Binarrrca 39
can of black paint 4
can of CRIMBCOLA 5
can of depilatory cream 1
can of sardines 16
Can of Spaghetto 5
can of sterno 6
can of the cheapest beer 7
Can-Can skirt 1
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 56
Candicaine 25
candied bolts 4
candied nuts 7
candied yams 97
candy cane 499
candy cane candygram 1
candy cigarette 25
candy kneecapping stick 4
candy knife 1
candy knuckles 4
candy stake 2
candycaine powder 1
canteen of wine 47
carrot cake 4
carrot juice 3
carrot nose 1
carton of rotten eggs 489
catfish whiskers 84
caustic slime nodule 2
celestial au jus 1
celestial squid ink 1
cement sandals 4
chainsaw chain 5
chakra malt 2
chakra-mental wine 1
chamoisole 1
chaos popcorn 9
charged magnet 1
cheap elven gloves 4
cheap plastic bottle opener 1
chef's hat 77
chef-in-the-box 1
chef-skull-in-the-box 49
cherry 50
Chester's Aquarius medallion 1
Chester's cutoffs 1
Chester's moustache 1
children of the candy corn 1
chitinous pod 2
chlorine crystal 32
chlorophyll paste 1
choco-Crimbot 1
chocolate cigar 5
chocolate disco ball 7
chocolate filthy lucre 15
chocolate pasta spoon 7
chocolate saucepan 14
chocolate seal-clubbing club 13
chocolate stolen accordion 10
chocolate turtle totem 7
chocolate-covered scarab beetle 2
chocolate-frosted king cake 3
Chroner 3
chunk of rock salt 50
cigarette lighter 1
Cinco Mayo Lager 1
circle drum 1
circular CRIMBCOOKIE 2
classy monkey 38
Claw of the Infernal Seal 2
clingfilm slippers 1
clingfilm trousers 1
Cloaca Cola Polar 151
clockwork key 3
clockwork maid 9
club sandwich 1
coal paperweight 1
coarse hemp socks 1
cocktail onion 2
coconut shell 1,100
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 1
Codpiece of the Goblin King 3
coffee pixie stick 12
Coily™ 1
Colander of Em-er'il 4
cold hi mein 40
Cold Hots candy 25
cold mashed potatoes 18
Cold One 72
cold seal sweat 32
cold-filtered water 2
collection of tiny spooky objects 2
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 2
colorful plastic ball 10
comfy coffin 3
communal gobstopper 9
concentrated cordial of concentration 3
concentrated fish broth 3
confusing LED clock 386
Connery's Elixir of Audacity 424
control crystal 1
Cookbook of the Damned 1
cookie cookie 3
Copper Alpha of Sincerity 1
cordial of concentration 10
corncob pipe 1
corned-beef Reuben 45
Corpse Island iced tea 35
corpse on the beach 41
corpsebite 2
corpsedriver 44
corpsetini 35
correction fluid 25
corroded breeches 1
corrosive cowl 1
corrupted bird DNA 1
corrupted data 20
corrupted marrow 1
corrupted stardust 1
Cosmic Calorie 1,663
cranberry cordial 10
cranberry schnapps 1
crappy brain 15
crate of firebombs 92
crayon shavings 42
cream pie 1
creepy-ass club 1
CRIMBCO lanyard 1
CRIMBCO mug 1
CRIMBCO scrip 5
CRIMBCO wine 1
CRIMBCOIDS mints 5
CRIMBCOLOAF 4
Crimbeau de toilette 1
Crimbo candied pecan 6
Crimbo candle 1
Crimbo Credit 348
Crimbo fudge 3
Crimbo paste 1
Crimbo peppermint bark 3
Crimbo salad 4
Crimbo tattoo kit 1
Crimbo ukulele 1
Crimbo wreath 1
Crimbojito 11
Crimbomega drive chain 2
Crimbomination Contraption 1
Crimbonium fuel rod 1
Crimbot battery 1
Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision 2
Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) 1
Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping 8
Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) 1
Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency 2
Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) 1
Crimbot schematic: Big Head 1
Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel 1
Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher 1
Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper 1
Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw 1
Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter 1
Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder 1
Crimbot schematic: Crab Core 1
Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso 1
Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer 1
Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head 1
Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun 1
Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun 1
Crimbot schematic: Gun Face 1
Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs 1
Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads 1
Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs 1
Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan 1
Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack 1
Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler 1
Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite 1
Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise 1
Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis 1
Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder 1
Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module 1
Crimbot schematic: Power Arm 1
Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler 1
Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head 1
Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis 1
Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator 1
Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker 1
Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt 1
Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun 1
Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet 1
Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis 1
Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet 1
Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower 1
Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm 1
Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs 1
Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball 1
Crimboysters Rockefeller 1
Crimbuck 80
crotchety pants 1
crowbar 3
Crown of the Goblin King 3
crown-shaped beanie 1
crusty hula hoop 1
crystal skeleton vodka 1
crystal skull 42
CSA all-purpose soap 13
CSA bravery badge 37
CSA cheerfulness ration 330
CSA fire-starting kit 1
CSA obedience grenade 176
CSA scoutmaster's "water" 5
cupcake-in-a-cup 2
cursed bottle of black-label rum 13
cursed breeches 1
cursed cannonball 6
cursed cutlass 1
cursed dirty joke scroll 3
cursed eyepatch 1
cursed piece of thirteen 1
cursed scrunchie 11
cursed sea biscuit 11
cursed voodoo skull 3
cyborg doll 1
cyborg stompin' boot 1
cyclops eyedrops 105
cylindrical mold 1
D roll 157
d10 4
d12 2
d20 41
d4 1
d6 1
d8 48
Daffy Taffy 20
dance card 376
Danglin' Chad's loincloth 3
Deactivated MiniMechaElf 1
death blossom 3
decanter of fine Scotch 1
decent brain 15
dehydrated caviar 371
delicious salad 2
delicious shimmering moth 25
delicious stinkbug 1
demonic paste 1
dented spoon 48
deodorant 40
depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick 1
depleted uranium seal figurine 2
desktop zen garden 4
deviled egg 17
devilish folio 31
diabolical crossbow 1
dice-shaped backpack 5
digital underground potion 2
dinner roll 23
disassembled clover 100
Disco 'Fro Pick 3
Disco Banjo 6
disco horoscope (Aquarius) 15
disco horoscope (Aries) 23
disco horoscope (Cancer) 18
disco horoscope (Capricorn) 18
disco horoscope (Gemini) 8
disco horoscope (Leo) 17
disco horoscope (Libra) 11
disco horoscope (Pisces) 16
disco horoscope (Sagittarius) 21
disco horoscope (Scorpio) 17
disco horoscope (Taurus) 12
disco horoscope (Virgo) 6
discocktail 101
disembodied brain 13
disintegrating quill pen 333
disintegrating spiky collar 4
displaced fish 82
distention pill 1
distilled fortified wine 93
divine blowout 5,075
divine can of silly string 5,240
divine champagne flute 889
divine champagne popper 933
divine cracker 900
divine noisemaker 5,488
DNOTC Box 2
doll house 1
dollhive 2
Dolphin King's crown 3
double-ice box 1
double-ice britches 5
double-ice cap 5
dove DNA 1
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 3
Dramatic™ range 4
dreadful box 1
Dreadsylvanian Almanac page 3
Dreadsylvanian seed pod 1
dream of a dog 1
droll monocle 17
drone self-destruct chip 7
drop of water-37 1
Drowsy Sword 3
drum machine 235
drum of pomade 15
Drunk Uncles holo-record 1
dry cleaning receipt 24
dry noodles 3,950
drywall axe 3
duct tape 127
duct tape buckler 1
duct tape fedora 1
duct tape sword 1
dueling banjo 1
dull fish scale 70
dumb mud 30
dungeoneering kit 43
dusty bottle of Marsala 3
dusty bottle of Merlot 3
dusty bottle of Muscat 3
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 3
dusty bottle of Port 3
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 3
dusty Crimbo crate 49
dwarf bread 4
dwarvish war helmet 1
dwarvish war kilt 1
dwarvish war mattock 1
eagle feather 28
ear poison 28
easter egg balloon 2
Ecto-Cooler 7
ectoplasmic paste 3
eelskin pants 1
eerily silent box 1
Effermint™ tablets 403
eggnog 35
El Sombrero De Lopez 3
El Vibrato energy spear 1
El Vibrato helmet 1
El Vibrato leg guards 1
Elder Turtle Shell 3
eldritch effluvium 1
eldritch extract 1
eldritch mushroom 2
eldritch oil 1
eldritch rub 1
eldritch tincture (depleted) 1
electric crutch 10
electric Kool-Aid 35
electrical thingamabob 176
electronic dulcimer pants 1
elemental paste 5
eleven-foot pole 1
elf ploughshare 1
Elmley shades 3
elven limbos gingerbread 29
elven cellocello 38
elven moonshine 10
elven socks 8
elven suicide capsule 39
elven tambourine 1
elven whittling knife 1
EMD holo-record 1
emergency margarita 45
empty agua de vida bottle 2,294
En Una Fila Tequila 2
enchanted fire extinguisher 1
enchanted leopard-print barbell 14
ennui-flavored potato chips 20
enormous belt buckle 1
epic cluster 1
epic wad 2
eraser nubbin 51
escargotsicle 1
especially salty dog 1
Every Day is Like This Sundae 1
expensive cigar 1
experimental carbon fiber pasta additive 1
extra-greasy slider 15
extra-large palm-frond toupee 1
extra-potent gremlin mutagen 2
extra-see-thru nightie 3
extremely skinny jeans 9
eyedrops of the ermine 8
facsimile dictionary 271
faded green protest sign 2
faded red protest sign 2
fairy-worn boots 1
fake plastic grass 1
fancy beer label 1
fancy but probably evil chocolate 4
fancy canapés 2
fancy chocolate 21
fancy chocolate car 15
fancy dress ball 30
fancy opera glasses 1
Fantasma en la Máquina 76
fat bottom quark 4
FDKOL commendation 3,969
FDKOL fire hose 1
FDKOL hotcakes 3
felt 6
Ferrigno's Elixir of Power 400
festive holiday hat 3
festive sausage 2
fettucini épines Inconnu 1
fettucini Inconnu 1
fiery wing 1
figurine of a charred seal 3
figurine of a cold seal 4
figurine of a shadowy seal 1
figurine of a sleek seal 3
figurine of a slippery seal 2
figurine of a stinking seal 3
figurine of a wretched-looking seal 8
filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") 97
filet of The Fish 2
finger cuffs 387
finger exerciser 59
fire axe 1
firebomb 300
fish bazooka 1
fish juice box 20
fish stick 1
fish-liver oil 41
fishbone bracers 1
fishelada 1
fishy fish 1
fishy fish casserole 50
fishy fish lasagna 10
fishy paste 234
fitness wristband 50
flamin' bindle 1
flaming mushroom 56
flan del mar 1
flange 8
flask of mining oil 1
flask of tainted mining oil 1
Flaskfull of Hollow 889
floaty pebbles 2
floaty sand 86
floorboard cruft 1
floral print shirt 1
flower petal pie 1
fluid of fudge-finding 4
flyest of shirts 1
Flying Caipiranha 1
foam noodle 1
foetid seal tear 62
folder (cyan) 2
folder (D-Team) 4
folder (heavy metal) 5
folder (KOLHS) 2
folder (smiley face) 5
folder (space skeleton) 1
folder (sports car) 4
folder (sportsballs) 3
folder (wizard) 5
folder (Yedi) 6
foot-long hot daub 1
forbidden sausage 3
fossilized limb 8
fountain 'soda' 19
Frat Army FGF 118
frat brats 24
freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini 4
freshwater fishbone 133
Friendliness Beverage 159
friendly cheez blob 4
Friendly Turkey 11
frigid fudgepuck 23
Frigid Northern Beans 1
frost flower 59
frosty halo 5
Frosty's carrot 1
Frosty's frosty mug 15
Frosty's iceball 1
Frosty's nailbat 1
Frosty's old silk hat 1
Frosty's snowball sack 1
Frown Exerciser 1
frozen banquet 1
frozen Mob Penguin 2
frozen mushroom 85
fruitcake 36
fudge bunny 13
fudge cube 1
Fudge Fiber Armor Plating 1
fudge lily 199
fudge spork 2
fudge-shaped hole in space-time 316
fudgecule 81
fudgecycle 2
fudgesicle 1
Fudgie Roll 2
funhouse mirror 4
funky dried mushroom 5
furniture dolly 5
furry halo 5
future drug: Coolscaline 5
future drug: Muscularactum 12
future drug: Smartinex 3
fuzzy busby 62
fuzzy dice 1
fuzzy earmuffs 94
fuzzy montera 133
Galapagosian Cuisses 3
Game Grid ticket 1,014
Game Grid token 1,474
GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine 5
gamma nog 1
ganger bandana 1
Garter of the Turtle Poacher 3
gatorskin umbrella 5
Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire 1
gearbox necklace 7
gelatinous meat mass 1
Gets-You-Drunk 14
ghost beer 5
ghost cucumber 4
ghost of a necklace 168
ghost pencil 1
ghost pepper 15
ghost protocol 4
ghost trap 4
ghostly body paint 27
ghostly dagger 2
giant candy cane 1
giant clay ashtray 10
giant glass of brandy 1
giant green gummi bear 2
giant green gummi ingot 1
giant pinky ring 3
giant red gummi bear 2
giant red gummi ingot 1
giant yellow gummi bear 2
giant yellow gummi ingot 1
gift-a-pult 1
Gin Mint 4
gingerbread bugbear 326
gingerbread house 3
gingerbread mutant bugbear 2
gingerbread robot 7
ginormous pumpkin 1
Glass Balls of the Goblin King 3
glass of baboon milk 7
glass of goat's milk 26
glass of herbal tequila 24
glass of warm water 22
glimmering buzzard feather 39
glimmering great tit feather 6
glimmering penguin feather 1
glimmering phoenix feather 5
glimmering raven feather 299
glimmering roc feather 5
glistening fish meat 17
glob of green slime 24
glob of salty molasses 1
globe of Deep Sauce 42
gloomy black mushroom 1
gloomy mushroom wine 88
glow-in-the-dark wristwatch 1
gnat lasagna 10
gnatloaf casserole 50
gnocchetti di Nietzsche 4
Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer 1
Go-Wassail 125
goatskin umbrella 17
gob of wet hair 4
goblin paste 3
goblin water 30
gold tooth 5
gold wedding ring 268
golden ring 5
good brain 112
gooey paste 3
googly eye 9
goth kid t-shirt 1
gourmet gourami oil 35
government 1
government cheese 44
government-issued night-vision goggles 2
gr8ps 3
grapefruit 2
Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob 3
gray bow tie 2
greasy paste 3
green and red bean 1
green beer 16
green candy heart 321
Green Clover of Justice 3
green drunki-bear 2
green eggnog 42
green face paint 1
green gummi ingot 12
green hamhock 22
green peawee marble 1
green smoke bomb 41
green snowcone 6
green-frosted astral cupcake 17
grilled cheese sandwich 2
grilled mooseflank 145
grip key 2
grisly shield 1
grog 3
groose grease 1,226
groovy prism necklace 1
grue egg omelette 90
grungy flannel shirt 1
gummi ammonite 1
gummi belemnite 1
gummi canary 1
gummi salamander 1
gummi snake 1
gummi trilobite 1
gunpowder burrito 1,061
guy made of bee pollen 51
gym membership card 28
gyroscope 53
hacked gibson 1
haggis socks 3
haggis-infused soap 81
haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis 10
haiku katana 1
hair oil 41
hair spray 3
hambrosier 1
hamethyst 1
hamlet sandwich 44
handful of bees 1
handful of confetti 474
handful of crafty noodles 3
handful of honey 20
handful of napalm 1
handful of pine needles 35
handful of Smithereens 645
happiness 176
Happy Birthday, Claude! cake 1
Haunted Sorority House staff guide 78
hawk 12
Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance 423
hazardous sauce dosimeter 1
headless sparrow 1
heart of dark chocolate 1
heart of the volcano 22
heavy crown 3
heavy duty umbrella 24
heavy leather-bound tome 1
Heimandatz's heart 3
Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans 1
Hell ramen 5
Hellfire Spicy Beans 1
hellseal claw 26
hellseal whisker 3
hemp candy necklace 1
hemp string 4
henna face paint 1
hep waders 2
herbal stuffing 47
herbs 1
herringcello 30
hideous egg 21
high-calorie sugar substitute 25
high-energy mining laser 49
hipposkin poncho 1
Hippy Army MPE 116
Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) 1
hobo dungarees 1
hobo paste 11
Hodgman's blanket 14
Hodgman's cane 1
Hodgman's garbage sticker 1
Hodgman's harmonica 1
Hodgman's varcolac paw 1
holiday cheese log 1
home robotics kit 152
honey dipper 1
honey-dew 5
honeybritches 1
honeycap 1
hopping socks 1
hot buttered roll 1
hot daub bun 1
hot daub stand 1
hot egg 1
hot hi mein 40
hot watered rum 1
How to Play Othello 2
huge bowl of candy 14
Hunger™ Sauce 12
ice harvest 1,034
ice house 1
Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace 1
Ice-Cold Beer Ring 1
iGoogly 5
illegal firecracker 60
imitation crab crate 4
imitation crab meat 4
immense cyborg hand 2
impure gasoline 109
indescribably horrible paste 3
ingot of seal-iron 5
inkwell 291
Inner Strength 1
Inner Truth 3
Inner Wisdom 2
insanely spicy bean burrito 51
insanely spicy jumping bean burrito 49
Instant Karma 51
intact anemone spike 1
interesting-looking twig 1,503
intricate clockwork egg 9
intriguing puzzle box 2
invisibility potion 1
invisible bag 2
Iron Beta of Industry 312
iron chain 1
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trilobite fossil 3
Trivial Avocations Card: What? 339
Trivial Avocations Card: When? 330
Trivial Avocations Card: Where? 341
Trivial Avocations Card: Who? 324
Tropical Crimbo Hat 1
tropical swill 1
true grit 10
tube of cranberry Go-Goo 5
tube of hair oil 1
tube sock 3
turtlemail breeches 1
turtlemail coif 1
turtlemail hauberk 1
turtling rod 1
Twelve Night Energy 1
twisted piece of wire 62
twisted-up wet towel 12
twitching claw 3
twitching time capsule 1
Typical Tavern swill 698
Ultimate Mind Destroyer 3
Ultracolor™ shirt 21
Ultrasoldier Serum 2
unbearable light 6
Uncle Crimbo's Rations 1
Uncle Crimbo's Sack 1
Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide 53
Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants 1
Uncle Hobo's stocking cap 1
Underworld sapling 1
unquiet spirits 9
unrolling pin 1
unsanitized scalpel 3
unstable DNA 49
unstable quark 1
untamable turtle 4
unused soap 50
unused walkie-talkie 44
unusual disco ball 3
unusual oil 1
Uranium Omega of Temperance 1
UV monocular 11
vampire pellet 1
Van der Graaf helmet 10
velcro shield 1
vertebra of the Bonerdagon 157
vial of blood simple syrup 3
vibrating cyborg knife 2
villainous scythe 1
vintage smart drink 54
vinyl boots 1
viral DNA 103
vitachoconutriment capsule 6
Vivian's Vitamin 1
Vodka Matryoshka 15
Volartta's bellbottoms 3
voodoo snuff 14
wad of cotton 3
wad of tofu 90
walkie-talkie 1
wand of fudge control 1
warbear accoutrements chunk 1
warbear auto-anvil 1
warbear badge 4
warbear battery 1
warbear battle greaves 1
warbear bearserker greaves 1
warbear bearserker mead 1
warbear bearserker potion 6
warbear beeping telegram 2
warbear blizzard mead 1
warbear breakfast machine assembler 1
warbear ceremonial party pants 1
warbear dress bracers 1
warbear dress greaves 1
warbear dress helmet 1
warbear drone assembler 1
warbear electric long johns 1
warbear electric warscarf 1
warbear electro-spiked helm 1
warbear empathy chip 1
warbear empathy chip (used) 1
warbear energy bracers 1
warbear exhaust manifold 2
warbear exo-arm 1
warbear fancy fedora 1
warbear feasting bread 1
warbear feasting mead 1
warbear feathered fedora 1
warbear fleece-lined long johns 1
warbear fleece-lined warscarf 1
warbear foil hat 1
warbear goggles 1
warbear gyro 3
warbear gyrocopter 4
warbear heated ushanka 1
warbear helm fragment 1
warbear high festival pants 1
warbear hoverbelt 1
warbear hoverbelt piecepart 1
warbear laser beacon 1
warbear laser bowtie 1
warbear lined ushanka 1
warbear liquid lasers 13
warbear liquid overcoat 5
warbear long johns 1
warbear metalworking primer 1
warbear metalworking primer (used) 1
warbear nuclear bowtie 1
warbear officer greaves 1
warbear officer requisition box 12
warbear oil pan 1
warbear party pants 1
warbear plain fedora 1
warbear plain helm 1
warbear plain ushanka 1
warbear plasma bowtie 1
warbear polarized goggles 1
warbear procedural hilarity drone 4
warbear rejuvenation potion 7
warbear requisition box 149
warbear robo-camouflage unit 5
warbear sequential gaiety distribution system 6
warbear snowblindness goggles 1
warbear soda machine assembler 1
warbear spiked helm 1
warbear superpotion 8
warbear thermoregulator bread 1
warbear trouser fragment 1
warbear wardance potion 2
warbear warrior bread 1
warbear warscarf 1
warbear whosit 13
Warehouse 23 crate 1
wasabi marble soda 3
washboard shield 1
water purification pills 5
water wings for babies 3
water-polo cap 2
watered-down Red Minotaur 3
waterlogged cloth 3
waterlogged leather 3
waterlogged metal 3
waterlogged stuffing 3
waterlogged wood 3
Wax Flask 12
wax hat 1
Way More Tears™ pepper spray 604
weird gazelle steak 56
weremoose spit 5
Wet Russian 28
wet venom duct 2
Whenchamacallit bar 3
whisker pencil 47
whiskey in a broken glass 20
white balloon 1
white Canadian 4
white candy heart 151
white rice 96
white tulip 2
white Xanadian 6
whole turkey leg 25
willowy bonnet 1
willyweed 27
wind-up meatcar 47
wings of fire 1
Winifred's whistle 1
Wint-O-Fresh mint 25
wintergreen-flavored potato chips 19
witch hat 2
wolfman mask 2
Wolfman Nardz 1
wonderwall shield 6
wood screw 35
wooden block 1
Workytime Tea 1
World's Blackest-Eyed Peas 1
worst candy 20
woven baling wire bracelets 4
wreath of laurels 3
wrench bracelet 158
wriggling severed nose 1
wristwatch of the white knight 1
wumpus-hair bolo 48
wumpus-hair loincloth 1
wumpus-hair whip 1
wumpus-hair wig 1
Yakisoba's hat 4
yam candy 2
Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick 64
Ye Olde Navy Fleece 1
Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher 920
yellow candy heart 146
yellow drunki-bear 2
yellow gummi ingot 149
Yellow Moon of Compassion 20
yeti fur 20
yo-yo 33
Yorick 1
yule gruel 1
yule pup 1
Z-Bone steak 103
Ze™ goggles 5
Zim Merman's guitar 3
Zinc Delta of Tranquility 3
zombie dinosaur egg 1
Zombo's empty eye 1
Zombo's grievous greaves 1
Zombo's shield 1
Zombo's shoulder blade 1
Zombo's skull ring 1