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Display Case for myu2k2 (#1538960)
This player is ranked #478 for Most Unique Items with a total of 1,966 items.

This player is a member of the clan Rondak's Adventurers.

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myu2k2 (#1538960)
This player has 1,966 unique items and 18,944 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"caramel" orange 48
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 1
1-ball 2
2-ball 2
20-lb can of rice and beans 1
3-ball 2
4-ball 1
4-d camera 1
4-dimensional guitar 2
5-ball 2
6-ball 2
7-ball 2
8-ball 35
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes 2
a butt tuba 2
a little sump'm sump'm 11
a suspicious address 1
Abuela Crimbo's special magnet 1
accidental cider 2
accord ion 2
Accordion of Jordion 1
accordionoid rocca 1
acoustic guitarrr 1
adder bladder 15
adorable seal larva 1
alarm accordion 1
alien meat 1
All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig 1
all-purpose cleaner 1
all-year sucker 1
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility 1
amulet of extreme plot significance 1
ancient frozen dinner 1
ancient ice cream scoop 1
ancient protein powder 17
Ancient Saucehelm 1
ancient turtle shell helmet 1
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 1
Angelhair Culottes 1
animal part cracker 1
Ankh of Badahnkadh 2
anniversary balsa wood socks 1
anniversary burlap belt 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
anniversary pewter cape 1
anniversary safety glass vest 1
anniversary tiny latex mask 1
annoying pitchfork 2
ant agonist 9
ant pick 1
ant pitchfork 2
ant sickle 2
anti-anti-antidote 9
anticheese 5
antique bottle of cough syrup 3
antique Canadian lantern 1
antique greaves 5
antique hand mirror 1
antique helmet 3
antique nutcracker beard 1
antique nutcracker boots 1
antique nutcracker cape 1
antique nutcracker drumstick 1
antique nutcracker epaulets 1
antique nutcracker hat 1
antique nutcracker pants 1
antique nutcracker sword 1
antique nutcracker waistcoat 1
antique shield 3
antique spear 2
Argarggagarg's fang 2
arrrgyle socks 2
artisanal limoncello 2
asbestos crossbow 1
asbestos ore 17
asbestos sword 1
ASCII shirt 1
asshat 2
autocalliope 1
autumn-spice donut 1
awful poetry journal 29
Ax of L'rose 1
baby killer bee 19
backwoods screwdriver 2
baconstone 11
baconstone earring 1
baconstone pendant 1
baconstone ring 1
badass belt 4
badge of authority 1
bag of Cheat-Os 3
bag of pygmy blood 1
baggie of powdered sugar 3
bakelite bowl 1
balaclava baklava 4
balanced antler 1
ball 9
ballast turtle 32
balloon helmet 1
balloon monkey 2
balloon shield 1
balloon sword 3
ballroom blintz 3
banana 3
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 1
bar skin 1
barbed-wire fence 1
bargain flash powder 1
baritone accordion 1
bark beret 1
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 1
bark rootbeer 4
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 7
barrrnacle 10
barskin tent 1
baseball 5
Bash-Ōs boxtop 2
Bash-Ōs cereal 5
bat guano 6
bat haggis 3
bat hat 1
bat wing 7
bat wing kabob 4
batblade 1
batgut 6
battered Crimbo Crate 11
battered hubcap 1
Battlie Light Saver 1
beanbag chair 8
beaten-up Chucks 1
beavermouth 25
beer basted brat 1
beer bomb 22
beer lens 2
beer-battered accordion 1
beertini 1
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 2
beholed bedsheet 2
bejeweled pledge pin 1
belemnite fossil 3
berries of suffering 1
berry-infused sake 1
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 2
BGE pocket calendar 1
BGE shotglass 6
BGE temporary tattoo 1
BGE tiny plastic toy 1
big bad voodoo mask 1
Big Candy's tophat 1
big red clown nose 4
bilge wine 11
biomechanical crimborg leg armor 1
bird rib 3
bit of clingfilm 3
bit-o-cactus 11
bite-me-red lipstick 8
BittyCar HotCar 1
BittyCar SoulCar 1
black & tan 1
black cloak 2
black Crimbo ball 1
black forest cake 1
black forest ham 1
black gold 6
black greaves 2
black helmet 2
black kettle drum 1
black label 11
Black No. 2 9
black pepper 9
black pixel 12
black plastic oyster egg 2
black shield 1
black snake skin 1
black spot 1
black sword 2
blackberry 8
blackberry combat boots 1
blackberry slippers 2
Blackfly Chardonnay 5
blind-packed capsule toy 25
blind-packed die-cast metal toy 1
Bling of the New Wave 1
blob of Alphredo™ 1
blood of the Wereseal 3
bloody beer 3
bloody mary 3
blue class ring 1
blue grass 11
blue pixel 37
blue plastic oyster egg 2
blue polka-dot oyster egg 14
blue raspberry troll doll 1
blue shell 4
blue suede shoes 2
blundarrrbus 1
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
bone abacus 1
bone bandoneon 1
bone chips 132
bone collar 1
Book of Old-Timey Carols 1
booty chest charrrm 2
booty chest charrrm bracelet 1
booze drive button 1
borg sock monkey 1
Boris's key lime 1
Boris's ring 1
bottle of alcohol 28
bottle of bubbles 1
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 9
bottle of cooking sherry 2
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 7
bottle of Evermore 1
bottle of gin 10
bottle of goofballs 5
bottle of Ooze-O 1
bottle of Pinot Renoir 17
bottle of pirate juice 1
bottle of popskull 2
bottle of rum 11
bottle of sake 5
bottle of tequila 25
bottle of ultravitamins 1
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 1
bottle of vodka 52
bottle of whiskey 58
bottle opener belt buckle 4
bowl of cottage cheese 2
bowl of eyeballs 1
bowl of Jeal-O 11
bowling ball 1
box 32
box of Dweebs 13
boxed champagne 5
boxed gumball machine 1
boxed wine 37
boxing glove on a spring 1
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 4
brainwave-controlled unicorn horn 1
brass stinger 1
bread basket 1
bread line 6
bread man 7
bread pie 100
breadchucks 1
breath mint 2
brick 3
brick of sand 21
brine 14
broken skull 1
bronzed locust 18
brown crock marble 1
brown sugar cane 35
bubble-wrap simulator 20
bubblewrap ore 4
bubblin' crude 55
bubbly potion 11
bucket of anniversary lard 1
buckyball 3
buffalo blade 1
bugbear beanie 11
bugbear bungguard 3
bum cheek 1
bunch of square grapes 3
bundle of "fragrant" herbs 1
bungle in the jungle 1
buoybottoms 1
bus pass 25
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 1
C.B.F.G. 1
C.H.U.M. chum 2
C.H.U.M. knife 1
cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 3
cabooze 7
cactus fruit 3
calavera concertina 1
can of Binarrrca 8
can of black paint 1
can of CRIMBCOLA 5
can of Red Minotaur 7
can of sardines 1
can of spinach 2
can of starch 1
can of sterno 3
can of Swiller 3
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 8
candied bolts 3
candied nuts 7
candied yams 1
candy cane 20
candy cigarette 8
candy drive button 1
candy harmonica 5
candy kneecapping stick 2
candy knuckles 2
candy stake 5
cannonball charrrm 2
canopic jar 2
carbonated water lily 30
carbonite visor 1
cardboard katana 1
cardboard ore 8
cardboard wakizashi 16
carob chunk cookies 2
carob chunk noodles 2
carrot cake precipice bar 6
carton of rotten eggs 12
casino pass 9
cast 13
cat appendix 10
catgut 4
catskin buckler 1
catskin cap 1
caustic slime nodule 2
cement sandals 1
chakra sludge 5
chaos butterfly 23
charged magnet 1
charming flute 1
cheap cigar butt 1
cheap toaster 1
cheer extractor 1
cheerful antler hat 2
cheerful Crimbo sweater 2
cheerful pajama pants 2
Chef Boy, R&D's business card 1
chef's hat 8
chef-in-the-box 1
cherry 5
cherry pie 1
Chester's bag of candy 1
Chester's cutoffs 1
Chester's moustache 1
chintzy disco ball pendant 2
chintzy noodle ring 2
chintzy seal pendant 1
chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli 4
chloroform rag 2
Choco-Mint patty 2
chocolate disco ball 10
chocolate pasta spoon 1
chocolate seal-clubbing club 1
chocolate stolen accordion 1
chocomotive 6
chopsticks 3
chrome helmet turtle 1
chrome ore 5
chrome staff 1
chunk of rock salt 11
cinnamon machine oil 11
circle drum 1
circular CRIMBCOOKIE 4
Claw of the Infernal Seal 1
clay peace-sign bead 2
Claybender glasses 1
clear Russian 105
clingfilm tangle 1
Cloaca grenade 2
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 1
Cloaca-Cola helmet 1
Cloaca-Cola shield 1
cloning kit 39
cloudy potion 11
clown shoes 2
clown whip 1
clownskin belt 2
clutch of dodecapede eggs 1
coal dust 2
coal shovel 3
coarse hemp socks 1
Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau 8
cocktail napkin 5
cocoa egg 5
cocoa eggshell fragment 48
coffin lid 1
cog 50
Coily™ 1
Colander of Em-er'il 2
cold ninja mask 2
cold nuggets 1
cold water bottle 2
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 3
comfy coffin 1
communal gobstopper 6
communications windchimes 7
concentrated garbage juice 2
concentrated magicalness pill 1
control crystal 1
Cookbook of the Damned 1
cookie cookie 3
cool mint precipice bar 6
cool mushroom 1
cool spore pod 8
Copper Alpha of Sincerity 2
copper ha'penny charrrm 5
corn holder 1
corncob pipe 3
corned beet 9
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 2
Corpse Island iced tea 4
corpse on the beach 5
corpsedriver 5
corpsetini 4
corrupted data 28
costume sword 1
cotton candy cone 45
crêepy mask 1
cranberry margarita (brackish) 28
cranberry schnapps 1
cream pie 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 1
CRIMBCO scrip 275
CRIMBCOIDS mints 2
CRIMBCOLOAF 6
Crimbo candied pecan 27
Crimbo Credit 11
Crimbo dinner 1
Crimbo food scraps 34
Crimbo fudge 26
Crimbo peppermint bark 18
Crimbo salad 4
Crimbo smile 1
Crimbo train emergency brake 11
Crimbo wreath 1
Crimbomega drive chain 1
Crimbomination Contraption 1
Crimbosmopolitan 1
Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) 1
Crimbot schematic: Big Head 2
Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel 2
Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher 1
Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter 1
Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder 2
Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head 1
Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun 3
Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs 3
Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads 2
Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs 5
Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan 5
Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite 2
Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise 1
Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis 1
Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder 1
Crimbot schematic: Power Arm 5
Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler 2
Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head 4
Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker 4
Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun 2
Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet 1
Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis 3
Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet 2
Crimbow Rainbo 1
Crimbuccaneer breeches 1
Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) 1
Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) 1
Crimbuccaneer flotsam 97
Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail 2
Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 18
Crimbuccaneer shirt 2
Crimbuccaneer tricorn 1
Crimbuccaneer war standard 1
Crimbuccaneer whale oil 1
Crimbuck 1,564
crotchety pants 1
Crown of the Goblin King 6
crude voodoo doll 1
cruelty-free wine 2
crumbling rat skull 1
crusty hula hoop 3
crystalline cheer 444
crystallized memory 1
cube of billiard chalk 1
cup of infinite pencils 2
cup of primitive beer 1
curmudgel 1
cylindrical mold 1
Danglin' Chad's loincloth 1
dark potion 22
Deactivated MiniMechaElf 1
dead guy's watch 1
dead meat bun 3
death blossom 1
decaying goldfish liver 14
decorative fountain 1
delicious noodles 1
delicious swamp muck 3
deluxe layer cake 1
demon skin 36
demonskin trousers 1
denim axe 2
dented harmonica 1
deodorant 10
depantsing bomb 2
depleted Crimbonium football helmet 1
depleted uranium seal figurine 1
desiccated apricot 2
diamond-studded cane 1
Dickory Farms Gift Basket 1
didgeridooka 1
dire fudgesicle 3
dirty hobo gloves 2
Disco 'Fro Pick 1
disco ball 14
disco horoscope (Aquarius) 1
disco horoscope (Gemini) 1
disco mask 15
disease 32
dishrag 1
disintegrating quill pen 29
distilled fortified wine 3
disturbing fanfic 1
divine blowout 1
divine can of silly string 9
divine champagne popper 5
divine noisemaker 8
doll house 5
dollhive 2
donated booze 25
donated candy 51
donated food 14
dope gangsta bling-bling 2
dope wheels 1
double-barreled sling 1
double-ice gum 1
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 2
draggin' ball hat 4
dreadlock whip 2
dregs of a Crimbo cocktail 23
drop of water-37 83
Drowsy Sword 5
dry noodles 19
dry vodka martini 3
drywall axe 2
ducha de oro 8
duck-on-a-string 3
duct tape buckler 1
duct tape dockers 1
duct tape fedora 1
duct tape sword 1
dungeoneer's dungarees 1
Duskwalker fangs 1
Duskwalker syringe 4
dusty bottle of Marsala 2
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 1
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 1
dusty Crimbo crate 11
dwarf bread 16
dwarvish magazine 1
Dyspepsi grenade 3
Dyspepsi-Cola 20
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues 2
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet 2
Dyspepsi-Cola shield 2
eagle's milk 5
ear poison 43
easter egg balloon 4
Effermint™ tablets 2
effervescent potion 11
eggbeater 1
eggnog 27
eggwater 1
El Sombrero De Lopez 2
El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) 2
El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) 2
Elder Turtle Shell 1
Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror 1
electric pants 1
Elf Army machine parts 17
Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) 1
Elf Guard hotpants 1
Elf Guard insignia (private) 1
Elf Guard MPC 1,357
Elf Guard officer's sidearm 1
Elf Guard patrol cap 2
Elf Guard red and white beret 1
Elf Guard safety bear 1
Elf Guard tinsel grenade 19
Elf Guard war standard 1
elf ploughshare 1
Elfin shortbread 1
Elmley shades 1
elven cellocello 23
elven suicide capsule 30
elven tambourine 1
empty Cloaca-Cola bottle 68
empty meat tank 4
enchanted bean 11
enchanted brass knuckles 1
enchanted toothpick 1
energy drink IV 1
enormous hoop earring 1
Ent cider 1
evil golden arches 1
evil teddy bear 1
expired MRE 1
exploding hacky-sack 1
extra-large palm-frond toupee 1
extra-spicy bloody mary 4
eXtreme scarf 3
eye of newt 44
eye-pod 1
eyepatch 7
fabric softener 6
facsimile dictionary 3
faded green protest sign 1
faded red protest sign 1
fairy gravy boat 4
fake blood 2
fake hand 1
fancy bath salts 48
fancy chocolate car 7
fancy dress ball 4
fat stacks of cash 11
Fauna Libre 1
FDKOL commendation 261
felt 1
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots 4
ferret bait 3
festive egg sac 1
festive warbear bank 1
fetid feather 38
figurine of a charred seal 22
figurine of a cold seal 30
figurine of a sleek seal 6
figurine of a slippery seal 9
figurine of a stinking seal 13
figurine of a wretched-looking seal 1
filthy pestle 1
filthy poultice 46
fine wine 3
finger cymbals 2
fire axe 1
fire flower 3
fire poi 1
fire-roasted lake trout 1
fish-liver oil 3
fizzing spore pod 2
fizzy potion 11
flaming crutch 1
flaming feather 19
flaming mushroom 2
flaming talons 1
flan del mar 4
flaregun 33
flask flops 5
flask of mining oil 39
fleetwood macaroni 4
fleshy putty 17
flimsy clipboard 1
flirtatious feather 20
floaty gravel 1
floaty pebbles 2
floaty sand 4
floorboard cruft 9
flour cookie 6
flowing hippy skirt 1
flute of flat champagne 3
foam noodle 1
foam pistol 1
food drive button 1
foolscap fool's cap 1
fortune cookie 1
fossilized bat skull 1
fossilized limb 4
fossilized spike 1
fossilized torso 4
fossilized wing 1
Frat Army FGF 1
frayed rope belt 4
freightcake 7
freshwater pearl necklace 2
frightful feather 38
frigid fudgepuck 3
frigid hankyū 1
frigid ninja stars 156
frilly skirt 14
Frosty's carrot 1
Frosty's nailbat 1
Frosty's old silk hat 1
Frown Exerciser 1
frozen feather 31
frozen mushroom 2
frozen nunchaku 1
fruity girl swill 3
Fudge Fiber Armor Plating 3
fudge lily 9
fudge pocket square 1
fudgecule 72
Fudgie Roll 1
funky dried mushroom 16
funny bone 2
furniture dolly 1
furry fur 3
furry skirt 1
fuzzbump 6
Fuzzby 1
fuzzy busby 1
fuzzy dice 2
fuzzy earmuffs 1
fuzzy montera 2
ga-ga radio 1
gamma nog 9
gas balloon 6
gator skin 12
gatorskin umbrella 1
gauze hammock 1
gauze shorts 1
Genalen™ Bottle 1
General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket 1
ghost accordion 2
ghost beer 6
ghost cucumber 3
ghost key 3
ghost of a necklace 3
ghostly body paint 8
ghostly dagger 4
giant cactus quill 1
giant discarded bottlecap 2
giant discarded plastic fork 2
giant discarded torn-up glove 2
giant driftwood sculpture 1
giant penguin keychain 1
giant pinky ring 8
giant red gummi bear 2
giant spider leg 1
giant turkey leg 4
gilded ancient cursed key 1
gilded trumpet 1
gin-soaked blotter paper 1
gingerbread bugbear 5
gingerbread horror 1
gingerbread house 1
gingerbread mutant bugbear 3
gingerbread nylons 9
gingerbread pirate 7
gingerbread robot 4
gingham blouse 1
glark cable 1
glass eye 1
glass gnoll eye 1
glass of bourbon 3
glass of goat's milk 6
glass of herbal tequila 1
gnauga hide 1
gnawed-up dog bone 1
gnoll lips 1
gnoll-tooth necklace 1
Gnollish autoplunger 1
Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer 2
Go-Wassail 1
goat beard 1
goat cheese 43
goat cheese pizza 8
goat cheese taco 1
goatskin umbrella 1
gob of wet hair 50
gold wedding ring 3
golden fleece 2
golden ring 18
golden twig 1
goo magnet 1
googly eye 1
gooified animal matter 7
gooified mineral matter 11
gooified vegetable matter 11
goth kid t-shirt 1
GOTO 8
goulauncher 1
gr8ps 3
grapefruit 17
grapes 5
grave robbing shovel 1
green and red bean 2
green beer 30
Green Clover of Justice 2
green face paint 1
green gummi ingot 21
green pixel 92
green smoke bomb 1
Grey Guanon 1
grilled mooseflank 1
grouchy restless spirit 23
grumpy old man charrrm 3
grumpy old man charrrm bracelet 1
grungy bandana 1
guancertina 1
guitar pick 9
Gummi-DNA 1
gyroscope 3
half double fruitcake 2
half-baked potion 3
half-rotten brain 1
halfberd 1
hamethyst 18
hamethyst earring 1
hamethyst necklace 1
hamethyst ring 1
hamlet sandwich 38
handful of confetti 16
handful of Crotchety Pine needles 1
handful of hand chalk 115
handful of moss 17
handful of nuts and berries 7
handful of pine needles 5
handful of sawdust 15
handful of walnuts 5
handsomeness potion 3
happiness 3
haunted battery 7
hawk 3
headhunter necktie 1
heart necklace 2
heart of dark chocolate 1
heart-shaped candy whetstone 1
heavy crown 2
heavy D 140
heavy metal sonata 2
heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr 2
Heimandatz's heart 1
hellion cube 43
hellseal claw 84
hellseal whisker 91
helmet turtle 21
hemp candy necklace 4
hemp string 4
henna face paint 2
henna tattoo 4
herbal stuffing 3
herbs 2
herringcello 18
high-calorie sugar substitute 1
high-energy mining laser 7
hill of beans 15
Hippy Army MPE 1
hippy bongo 1
hippy medical kit 1
hobo nickel 154
Hodgman's bow tie 1
Hodgman's garbage sticker 1
Hodgman's lobsterskin pants 1
honey-dipped locust 4
honey-drenched ham slice 12
hors d'oeuvre tray 1
hot coal 5
hot date 60
hot katana blade 1
hot nuggets 6
hot powder 8
hot wad 50
hot wing 1
huge Crimbo cookie 3
huge spoon 1
hushed puppy 4
hypodermic needle 2
ice harvest 2
ice-cold Sir Schlitz 46
ice-cold six-pack 1
icy-hot katana 1
Iiti Kitty phone charm 2
immense cyborg hand 1
imp air 6
Imp Ale 13
incredibly creepy marionette 2
industrial strength starch 7
industrially-crushed ice 11
infernal fife 2
infernal insoles 3
inflatable duck 3
Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration 1
inkwell 1
Inner Strength 1
Inner Truth 1
Inner Wisdom 8
insanely spicy bean burrito 8
insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito 1
irate sombrero 1
Iron Beta of Industry 2
iron chain 1
irradiated candy cane 1
ivory cue ball 1
jabañero-flavored chewing gum 6
jack flapper 1
Jackass Plumber home game 1
jar of anniversary jam 1
Jarlsberg's earring 1
Jarlsberg's key lime 1
java cookie 4
jawbruiser 7
Jefferson wings 1
jerky coins 1
jewelry-making pliers 1
jingle bell 1
jive turkey leg 5
Jolly Roger charrrm 1
Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet 2
Jumbo Dr. Lucifer 4
jumbo olive 4
jumping bean taco 1
jungle drum 3
jungle floor wax 18
Kashmir sweater 1
keg shield 1
kelp-holly gun 1
ketchup hound 15
kick-ass kicks 3
kickback cookbook 1
killer rag doll 4
killing jar 1
Kissin' Cousins 1
kite 3
kneecapping stick 2
knob bugle 1
Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar 5
Knob Goblin elite helm 3
Knob Goblin elite pants 2
Knob Goblin elite shirt 1
Knob Goblin eyedrops 9
Knob Goblin firecracker 12
Knob Goblin harem pants 7
Knob Goblin harem veil 11
Knob Goblin love potion 6
Knob Goblin melon baller 1
Knob Goblin pants 2
Knob Goblin perfume 17
Knob Goblin seltzer 12
Knob Goblin spatula 5
Knob Goblin steroids 1
Knob Goblin superseltzer 1
Knob Goblin tongs 1
Knob Goblin Uberpants 1
Knob jelly donut 2
knob ka-bobs 3
Knob mushroom 6
Knob nuts 3
Knob sausage 4
Knob shroomkabob 1
Knob stir-fry 1
Knoll lo mein 1
Knoll mushroom 14
Knoll shroomkabob 5
KoL Con 13 T-shirt 1
Krakrox's Loincloth 1
Krampus Horn 1
kumquartz 6
La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez 1
lab-grown meat 48
lavender paisley oyster egg 2
lavender plastic oyster egg 3
lavender polka-dot oyster egg 9
lawn dart 4
leaf of grass 2
leather bookmark 1
leather chaps 4
leather mask 3
leathery bat skin 27
leathery cat skin 39
leathery rat skin 13
Lederhosen of the Night 1
left half of a heart necklace 1
leftovers of indeterminate origin 11
legitimate business on the beach 7
lemon 154
lemon meringue pie 2
lemonade marble 1
leotarrrd 1
letterman's jacket 1
licorice garrote 2
licorice root 9
lihc eye 4
lihc eye pie 1
lihc face 1
lime 60
lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum 23
line 64
linoleum crossbow 1
linoleum ore 16
linoleum sword 1
little red book 1
little round pebble 1
live lobster 1
live wire 2
loadstone 1
loaf of soda bread 1
Lockenstock™ sandals 2
lollipop stick 54
long skinny balloon 24
longhaired hippy wig 1
loose teeth 6
Lord of the Flies-sized fries 9
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 4
lowercase N 38
lucky bottlecap 1
lucky rabbit's foot 9
lump of diamond 12
lupine sword 1
lynyrd skin 3
Mace of the Tortoise 1
mad scientist's sock monkey 5
Mad Train wine 24
Mae West 3
magic lamp 1
magic whistle 1
magicalness-in-a-can 1
magilaser blastercannon 12
MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech 1
maiden wig 2
makeshift cape 1
makeshift castanets 1
makeshift skirt 1
makeshift turban 1
mandarina colada 4
mangled finger 1
many-eyed glasses 1
maple syrup 2
mariachi G-string 17
mariachi pants 95
marionette 4
marionette collective 3
Mark V Steam-Hat 1
marshmallow 19
marshmallow flambé 1
marzipan skull 22
massive sitar 1
mauve paisley oyster egg 3
mauve polka-dot oyster egg 1
mauve striped oyster egg 1
Maxwell's Silver Hammer 5
McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade 2
Meat detector 1
meat engine 1
meat face 1
meat paste 6
meat stack 18
meat vortex 145
meatcar model 1
Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs 2
megatofu 13
Meleegra™ pills 26
melted Jell-o shot 1
menudo 3
mesh cap 1
metallic A 48
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler 1
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub 89
military-grade peppermint oil 7
milky potion 11
mime army challenge coin 1
mime army infiltration glove 1
mime army insignia (cryonics) 1
mime army insignia (espionage) 1
mime army insignia (infantry) 1
mime army insignia (intelligence) 1
mime army insignia (morale) 1
mime army insignia (psychological warfare) 1
mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) 1
mime army insignia (sanitation) 1
mime army rations 1
mime army shotglass 1
mime army wine 1
mime pocket probe 1
mime-proof sunglasses 1
miming beret 1
miming boots 1
miming corduroys 1
miming gloves 1
mind flayer corpse 1
miner's helmet 1
miner's pants 1
miniature boiler 1
Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot 1
misfit teddy bear 1
missing wine 1
Misty Cape 1
mixed wildflower greens 3
Mohawk wig 1
mojo filter 5
molotov cocktail cocktail 15
molten brick 17
Monstar energy beverage 1
moonglasses 1
moose antlers 1
moose thought 2
mooseflank 8
mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine 22
mother's little helper 21
Mountain Stream soda 5
moxie weed 9
Mr. Joe's bangles 2
Mr. Mediocrebar 4
muculent machete 1
muffled muffuletta 3
mulled wine 1
mullet wig 1
multi-level marzipan 5
mummy costume 6
mummy mask 1
mummy wrapping 81
murky potion 11
mushroom fermenting solution 3
mushroom tea 1
mushroom whiskey 1
muskox-skin cap 1
mysterious silver lapel pin 2
nanite-infested candy cane 4
nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear 1
nasty rat mask 1
nasty-smelling moss 1
nastygeist 1
Necrotelicomnicon 4
necrotizing body spray 8
negative lump 245
neutron lollipop 3
New Zealand iced tea 1
Nickel Gamma of Frugality 1
night-vision goggles 3
ninja hot pants 1
ninja mop 1
ninja pirate zombie robot head 1
non-aged vinegar 1
non-Euclidean non-accordion 1
nothing-in-the-box 16
nuclear stockpile 1
nugget of Crimbonium 26
nut-shaped Crimbo cookie 5
O'RLY manual 1
obsidian dagger 1
ocarina of space 2
ocean motion 3
off-white paisley oyster egg 1
off-white plastic oyster egg 3
office-supply crossbow 1
officer's nog 1
Oil of Parrrlay 13
ojo de pez burrito 2
old bronzer 2
old eyebrow pencil 2
old rosewater cream 2
old sweatpants 4
old-fashioned 3
old-school pirate grog 2
oldcake 2
olive 8
one pill 3
oozenog 5
open sauce 5
opera mask 2
orange 14
orange peel hat 2
orange-frosted astral cupcake 1
Orcish baseball cap 1
Orcish cargo shorts 1
orcish stud-finder 1
original G 121
Oscus's flypaper pants 1
Othello's dagger 1
Othello's military jacket 1
overcookie 5
overloaded micro-reactor 89
oversized fish scaler 3
oversized pizza cutter 1
ovoid leather thing 1
oxygenated eggnog helmet 1
oyster basket 2
packet of beer nuts 3
pail 12
pair of bolt cutters 6
paisley spore pod 9
palm-frond capris 1
palm-frond toupee 1
palm-frond whip 1
panhandle panhandling hat 3
pants of the Slug Lord 1
papaya 13
papaya sling 4
papaya slung 1
papaya taco 7
paranormal ricotta 1
parasitic claw 1
parasitic headgnawer 1
parasitic strangleworm 1
parasitic tentacles 1
party hat 1
passable elf mask 8
pasta spoon 17
pat-a-cake pendant 1
patchouli incense stick 53
patchouli oil bomb 2
peace-sign necklace 1
PEEZ dispenser 3
penguin focaccia bread 22
penguin skin 3
penguin skin buckler 1
penguin thesaurus 1
pentatonic accordion 1
peppermint tailings 40
perforated battle paddle 1
perl necklace 1
perpendicular hula 15
personalizable gingerbread cookie 1
pet rock "Snooty" disguise 1
petit 4.1 1
petit fortran 3
petrified wood 16
pewter claymore 1
phat turquoise bracelet 1
philosopher's scone 3
phish stick 3
phonics down 120
photoprotoneutron torpedo 79
Pick-O-Matic lockpicks 5
pickle-flavored chewing gum 21
pickled bread 8
pie man was not meant to eat 12
piece of after eight 1
piece of wedding cake 30
pigeon egg 2
pile of jumping beans 32
pile of Trainbot parts 22
pine cone 1
Pine-Fresh air freshener 1
pineapple slab 1
ping-pong ball 22
Pink Heart of Spirit 2
pink pony 10
pirate pelvis 13
pitchfork 1
pitted sheet metal 66
pixel hat 1
plaid swatch 8
plain candy cane 6
plastic Crimbo reindeer 1
plastic guitar 7
plastic ingot 85
plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans 1
plexifoam chin strap 1
plot hole 131
pocket theremin 1
pocketwatch on a chain 2
pog #03 (warwelf) 1
pog #04 (skleleton) 1
pog #06 (filthy hippy) 1
pog #10 (hobo) 1
pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) 1
pointed stick 2
poison pen 2
poisonsettia 26
polka-dot bow tie 1
poltergeist-in-the-jar-o 4
polyalloy shield 1
poodle skirt 2
pool cue 2
poppy 41
porcelain pelerine 1
porcelain pepper mill 1
porcelain police baton 1
porquoise 20
porquoise necklace 1
porquoise ring 1
portable dam 2
portable Othello set 1
possessed top 1
potato pistol 1
potato sprout 2
poultrygeist 2
poutine 1
powdered candy sushi set 2
powdered organs 27
powdered powdered sugar 5
pr0n legs 29
pr0n taco 1
press-on ribs 4
pretty flower 1
pretty pink bow 1
Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit 1
primitive candy cane 4
pristine walrus tusk 2
Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket 1
probability potion 12
procrastination potion 9
Professor What T-Shirt 1
projectile chemistry set 27
prosthetic forehead 2
Psychotic Train wine 1
puce plastic oyster egg 3
puce polka-dot oyster egg 1
pumpkinhead mask 9
punching mirror 1
purple pixel pie 4
pygmy blowgun 12
pygmy nose-bone 1
pygmy pygment 19
pygmy spear 2
Radberry Rip wine cooler 1
radiation-resistant helmet 7
radioactive chew toy 1
Raggedy Hippy doll 1
ram horns 1
ram stick 1
Ram's Face Lager 16
ram-battering staff 1
rat appendix 22
rat appendix kabob 1
rat scrapple 4
ratgut 1
ratskin belt 1
rave whistle 1
ravioli hat 22
raw gravy 5
raw mincemeat 1
raw turkey 1
razor-sharp can lid 17
red ale 8
red and white claret 3
red armband 1
red China marble 1
red class ring 1
red face paint 1
red gummi ingot 10
red pixel 32
red pixel potion 5
red polka-dot oyster egg 1
red silk skirt 2
red white and blue claret 1
redrum 6
regular-size brogurt 1
reindeer hammer 1
reindeer sickle 1
reodorant 34
repaid diaper 1
replica Elf Guard medal 1
returned Thinknerd package 10
rice bowl 1
ridiculous belt 1
ridiculous cocktail 11
ridiculously huge sword 1
ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon 1
ring of aggravate monster 6
ring of cold resistance 1
ring of conflict 1
ring of fire resistance 1
ring of half-assed regeneration 1
roasted marshmallow 121
rockin' wagon 3
rocky raccoon 24
rocky road ice cream 1
roll of toilet paper 191
rolling pin 1
rose 1
rotting beefsteak 2
round green sunglasses 1
royal jelly taco 1
rubber axe 2
rubber WWBD? bracelet 2
rubber WWJD? bracelet 2
rubber WWtNSD? bracelet 2
ruby on canes 6
ruby W 27
rum and cola 4
rum barrel charrrm 4
rum-soaked fruitcake 11
rusty chain necklace 1
sabre teeth 2
Saccharine Maple pendant 2
Safari Jack's moustache 1
safarrri hat 1
sake bomb 40
salamander spleen 51
SalesCo sample kit 1
salt wages 5
salted mutton 3
salty dog 2
salty slug 2
Saturday Night Special 1
saucepan 8
sausage without a cause 2
savoy truffle 4
sawblade shield 2
Scalp of Gorgolok 3
scented massage oil 4
scintillating powder 1
scissor duck 1
scorpion whip 1
scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker 3
scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil 11
scroll of drastic healing 80
scrumptious reagent 4
sea carrot 2
sea cauliflower 1
seal tooth 1
seal-blubber candle 1
seal-clubbing club 18
seal-skull helmet 25
secret blend of herbs and spices 15
security flashlight 2
Sensual Massage for Creeps 2
serpentine sword 1
serum of sarcasm 1
servo-assisted exo-pants 5
set of jacks 1
sewer nuggets 53
shadow bread 17
shadow brick 2
shadow flame 14
shadow fluid 18
shadow glass 13
shadow ice 6
shadow nectar 5
shadow sausage 1
shadow sinew 6
shadow skin 13
shadow venom 4
shimmering rainbow sand 1
shingle 45
shining star cap 1
shiny ring 1
shipwright's hammer 1
shock collar 2
shoo-fish pie 1
shot of blackberry schnapps 8
shot of mescal 1
shot of orange schnapps 2
shrinking powder 2
shushed potatoes 3
silent nightlight 1
silver shrimp fork 3
silver tongue charrrm 3
Sinful Desires 2
six pack of Mountain Stream 2
sk8board 2
skeleton bone 7
skeleton key 8
skeleton key ring 1
skewer 2
skewered cat appendix 1
slap and tickle 6
sleaze nuggets 5
sleaze powder 6
sleaze wad 15
sleazy fairy gravy 1
sleeping stocking 1
sleeping wereturtle 1
slightly peevedbow 1
slimy alveolus 4
slip 'n' slide 3
slippery when wet shield 1
Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags 2
smart skull 31
smelted roe 3
smoky potion 11
snake 1
snake shield 1
snarling wolf shield 1
Sneaky Pete's breath spray 1
Sneaky Pete's key lime 1
sneaky wrapping paper 2
snifter of thoroughly aged brandy 37
snow belly 1
snow hat 1
snow pants 1
Snow Queen Crown 2
snowboarder pants 3
sock garters 1
sock monkey 2
soft green echo eyedrop antidote 121
solid gold bowling ball 1
solid gold pegleg 3
solid state loom 1
sommelier's towel 1
sonar-in-a-biscuit 4
souvenir ski t-shirt 1
soyburger juice 1
soylent staff 1
spaghetti con calaveras 1
Spam Witch sammich 10
spandex anniversary shorts 1
spangly mariachi pants 1
spangly mariachi vest 1
spangly sombrero 3
spark plug earring 2
sparking robo-battery 86
spectre scepter 9
speed limit shield 1
spiced rum 3
spices 11
spicy jumping bean burrito 1
spicy mushroom quesadilla 1
spider web 16
spiked femur 1
spirit bell 1
spirit blanket 3
spirit mattress 2
spirit sheet 2
spiritual candy cane 1
spiritual eggnog 4
spiritual fruitcake 1
spiritual gingerbread 4
spooky bark 13
spooky bicycle chain 2
spooky bindle 1
spooky cosmetics bag 1
spooky eyeliner 10
spooky hockey mask 1
spooky lipstick 8
spooky mushroom 29
spooky music box mechanism 1
spooky nuggets 2
spooky powder 6
spooky sap 19
spooky shroomkabob 1
spooky shrunken head 12
spooky stick 2
spooky wad 36
spoonful of Linguine-Os 1
spork 1
sprocket 45
square CRIMBCOOKIE 1
squashed frog 51
Squat-Thrust Magazine 2
squirming egg sac 18
Staff of the Teapot Tempest 1
stainless steel shillelagh 2
stainless steel skullcap 2
stainless steel slacks 1
stainless steel solitaire 1
stainless steel suspenders 1
stale baguette 3
stale cheer wine 1
stale Cheer-E-Os 2
stalk of asparagus 3
star 54
star boomerang 1
star buckler 1
star chart 52
star crossbow 1
star pants 1
star shirt 1
star spatula 1
star staff 1
star starfish 1
star stiletto 1
star sword 1
star throwing star 3
Steal This Candy 8
Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3) 5
Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3) 5
Steam Card: Space Trip (#3) 3
steamed oyster 21
stench nuggets 3
stench powder 4
stench wad 60
stick 1
stick of dynamite 12
stink-penny 68
stinkin' bindle 1
stinky mushroom 3
stolen accordion 18
stolen office supplies 18
stone baseball cap 1
stone frisbee 3
strange shiny disc 1
strawberry 81
strawberry pie 1
strawberyl 4
string of Crimbo lights 1
Strix stix 2
strongness elixir 1
stuffed alien blob 2
stuffed angry cow 6
stuffed astral badger 5
stuffed baby gravy fairy 9
stuffed can of asparagus 1
stuffed Cheshire bitten 8
stuffed cocoabo 3
stuffed dodecapede 1
stuffed doppelshifter 4
stuffed flaming gravy fairy 5
stuffed frozen gravy fairy 8
stuffed ghuol whelp 1
stuffed gray blob 21
stuffed hand turkey 2
stuffed Hodgman 1
stuffed kraken 1
stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech 3
stuffed mind flayer 8
stuffed ninja snowman 1
stuffed red and green pepper (stale) 33
stuffed scary death orb 5
stuffed shoulder parrot 13
stuffed sleazy gravy fairy 3
stuffed snowy owl 5
stuffed spooky gravy fairy 7
stuffed spooky mushroom 4
stuffed stab bat 1
stuffed stinky gravy fairy 3
stuffed undead elbow macaroni 4
stuffed zmobie 1
stuffing 2
stunt nuts 33
sturdy Crimbo crate 11
styrofoam ore 8
sucker bucket 1
sucker hakama 1
sucker kabuto 1
sucker tachi 1
sucky decal 3
sugarplum ration 10
Summer Nights 1
sunken chest 18
suntan lotion of moxiousness 2
Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword 1
super ka-bob 1
Super Magic Power Sword X 1
super salad 1
super-spiky hair gel 114
superheated fudge 9
Supernova Champagne 12
Swabbie™ swab 9
swamp haunch 4
swashbuckling pants 1
sweet mochi ball 11
sweet ninja sword 1
sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 2
swirly potion 11
sword of static 1
synthetic marrow 1
t8r tots 21
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro 14
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita 8
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier 1
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco 15
taco shell 15
tainted seal's blood 1
tamarind-flavored chewing gum 25
tambourine 1
tangarita 3
tangarita with a fly in it 1
tangerine 1
tap shoes 5
tarnished bottlecap 3
tarnished tastevin 8
tarrrnish charrrm 5
tarrrnished charrrm bracelet 1
tassel 1
Tasty Fun Good rice candy 109
tattered paper crown 2
tattered scrap of paper 26
teddy borg sewing kit 1
teeny-tiny magic scroll 4
teeny-tiny ninja stars 3
ten-leaf clover 4
tenderizing hammer 9
tequila grenade 16
tequila with training wheels 3
terrible poem 5
The Art of Slapfighting 2
The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones 1
The Big Book of Communism (used) 1
The Big Book of Pirate Insults 5
the Crymbich Manuscript 1
The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) 1
the funk 4
The Mariachi's guitar case 1
The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) 1
The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) 1
The Six-Pack of Pain 1
The Spirit of Crimbo 1
The Spirit of Giving 1
thick walrus blubber 6
thin black candle 202
Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy 1
third ear 1
Third Eye 1
third-hand nunchaku 1
thistle wine 2
throwing wrench 13
TI-9000 calculator 11
tighty whiteys 1
Time Cloak 1
Time Lord Badge of Honor 1
Time Lord Participation Mug 1
tin of submardines 4
tiny bindle 2
tiny bomb 7
tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer 1
tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer 1
tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer 1
tiny house 146
tiny knife and fork 1
tiny ninja sword 1
tiny plastic 11 Dealer 1
tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf 1
tiny plastic abominable fudgeman 1
tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo 1
tiny plastic Abuela's cottage 1
tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart 1
tiny plastic angry bugbear 2
tiny plastic angry vikings 1
tiny plastic anime smiley 2
tiny plastic animelf 1
tiny plastic apathetic lizardman 1
tiny plastic Axe Wound 1
tiny plastic bad vibe 1
tiny plastic Bar 1
tiny plastic beanbat 1
tiny plastic Beebee King 1
tiny plastic Best Game Ever 1
tiny plastic Big Candy 1
tiny plastic Black Knight 1
tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball 1
tiny plastic blooper 1
tiny plastic brainsweeper 1
tiny plastic caboose 1
tiny plastic Café Elf 1
tiny plastic Cafe 1
tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter 1
tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ 1
tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite 1
tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel 1
tiny plastic colollilossus 1
tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ 1
tiny plastic Crimbo caroler 1
tiny plastic Crimbo Casino 1
tiny plastic Crimbo cheer 1
tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer 1
tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva 1
tiny plastic Crimbomega 1
tiny plastic Crimbomination 1
tiny plastic Crimborgatron 1
tiny plastic Crimbot 1
tiny plastic demoninja 2
tiny plastic Dolph Bossin 1
tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" 1
tiny plastic Don Crimbo 1
tiny plastic exo-suited miner 1
tiny plastic Factory 1
tiny plastic fat stack of cash 1
tiny plastic fax machine 1
tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker 2
tiny plastic Fudge Wizard 1
tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej 1
tiny plastic Gary Claybender 1
tiny plastic GORM-8 1
tiny plastic grue 1
tiny plastic handsome mariachi 1
tiny plastic hobo elf 1
tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. 1
tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter 1
tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist 1
tiny plastic Knott Yeti 1
tiny plastic Knows About Chakras 1
tiny plastic Krampus 1
tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box 2
tiny plastic leprechaun 1
tiny plastic MechaElf 1
tiny plastic Mer-kin baker 1
tiny plastic mime executive 1
tiny plastic mime functionary 1
tiny plastic mime scientist 1
tiny plastic mime soldier 1
tiny plastic Mirth 1
tiny plastic Mob Penguin 1
tiny plastic Mr. Mination 1
tiny plastic multi-level marketer 1
tiny plastic mutant elf 1
tiny plastic Norville Rogers 1
tiny plastic orphan 1
tiny plastic Penny 1
tiny plastic Protagonist 1
tiny plastic reindeer 1
tiny plastic Rudolph the Red 1
tiny plastic sea elf 1
tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit 1
tiny plastic senile lihc 1
tiny plastic stocking mimic 1
tiny plastic strand of DNA 1
tiny plastic taco cat 1
tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf 1
tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf 1
tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare 1
tiny plastic Toybot 1
tiny plastic trollipop 1
tiny plastic Trouser Snake 2
tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku 1
tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni 1
tiny plastic warbear 1
tiny plastic warbear fortress 1
tiny plastic wild beaver 1
tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer 1
tiny plastic Your Brain 1
tiny plastic yuleviathan 1
tiny plastic zmobie 1
tiny shaker of salt 2
tiny slimy cyst 3
tip jar 2
tires 13
titanium assault umbrella 1
toast 9
toast with jam 1
tofu casserole 3
tofu taco 1
Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste 15
tomato 13
tomato daiquiri 1
tomb ratchet 3
tommy gun 2
tonic djinn 3
topiary nugglet 21
towel 7
toy Crimbot mega face 1
toy Crimbot power glove 1
toy Crimbot rocket legs 1
toy Crimbot super fist 1
toy maglev monorail 1
toy mercenary 2
toy space helmet 1
toy train 1
traditional Crimbo cookie 10
Trainbot slag 14
transparent nog 2
tree-eating kite 3
triangular CRIMBCOOKIE 2
Trivial Avocations board game 1
Trollhouse cookies 7
tropical orchid 3
true grit 10
tube of dread wax 6
tube of hair oil 2
Tuesday's ruby 4
turtle pheromones 2
turtle totem 26
turtling rod 1
twinkly nuggets 7
twinkly wad 88
ultimate ultimate frisbee 2
ultra-deluxe cupcake 1
Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide 1
Uncle Romulus 2
uncooked chorizo 3
Underworld flail 1
unearthed potsherd 8
unfinished fruitcake 3
unidentified jerky 4
universal biscuit 44
unquiet spirits 10
unrefined Mountain Stream syrup 1
unstable DNA 19
unstable laser battery 12
unused soap 6
useless powder 100
vampire collar 1
vampire duck-on-a-string 3
very overdue library book 1
vial of patchouli oil 3
vibrating cyborg knife 1
Vicar's Tutu 1
viking helmet 1
vinegar-soaked lemon slice 10
viral DNA 11
vodka and cranberry 20
Volartta's bellbottoms 1
volcanic ash 11
wad of cotton 36
wad of dough 8
wad of slimy rags 6
wad of tofu 20
walkie-talkie 1
walrus-tusk earring 1
wand of fudge control 1
Wand of Nagamar 8
wand of pigification 6
wang 1
warbear badge 1
warbear bearserker mead 3
warbear beeping telegram 3
warbear drone assembler 1
warbear exo-arm 1
warbear gyrocopter 1
warbear hoverbelt 1
warbear jackhammer drill press 1
warbear LP-ROM burner 1
warbear metalworking primer 1
warbear requisition box 6
warbear sequential gaiety distribution system 1
warbear wardance potion 1
warbear whosit 25
wasabi pocky 1
water pipe bomb 72
water wings 1
Way More Tears™ pepper spray 2
weird gazelle steak 2
weremoose spit 2
whale cerebrospinal fluid 2
whalebone corset 3
whalecake 1
whalesteak 14
whisker pencil 16
whiskey and cola 5
whiskey in a broken glass 3
white Canadian 2
white chocolate and tomato pizza 2
white class ring 5
white collar 1
white Crimbo ball 1
white hat hacker T-shirt 1
white lightning 92
white page 2
white picket fence 2
white pixel 65
white rice 6
white satin pants 1
white satin shield 1
white snake skin 2
white sword 1
Whoompa Fur Pants 1
wicker shield 1
willowy bonnet 1
wind-up ensign 1
wind-up meatcar 1
windchimes 4
wine-soaked bone chips 1
Wint-O-Fresh mint 42
witch hat 1
wolf mask 1
wolfman mask 1
Wolfman Nardz 7
wonderwall shield 1
wooden stakes 1
wool hat 1
world's smallest violin 1
worthless knick-knack 1
wrench bracelet 1
wrought-iron waders 1
wussiness potion 21
yak skin 2
Yakisoba's hat 1
yakskin skirt 1
Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick 14
ye olde golde frontes 2
Ye Olde Meade 3
Ye Olde Medieval Insult 11
Ye Olde Navy Fleece 2
yellow brick road 15
yellow gummi ingot 16
Yellow Moon of Compassion 2
yellow plastic oyster egg 14
yellow polka-dot oyster egg 1
yellow striped oyster egg 2
yield shield 1
yohohoyo 1
yule hatchet 1
Yummy Tummy bean 112
Z-Bone steak 5
Zim Merman's guitar 1
Zinc Delta of Tranquility 3
Zoodriver 1
Zu Mannkäse Dienen 1