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Display Case for JCS (#1543390)
This player is ranked #204 for Most Total Items with a total of 1,046,286 items.
This player is ranked #208 for Most Unique Items with a total of 3,377 items.

This player is a member of the clan Senams Provocable Nice Guys.

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JCS (#1543390)
This player has 3,377 unique items and 1,046,286 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"caramel" orange 2
"DRINK ME" potion 123
"KICK ME" sign 66
"meat" stick 24
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 4
1-ball 1
11-leaf clover 38
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 14
2-ball 2
25-meat staff 2
3-ball 2
30669 scroll 29
33398 scroll 19
334 scroll 29
37x37x37 puzzle cube 7
4-ball 2
4-d camera 10
4-dimensional guitar 18
4:20 bomb 1
5-ball 1
5-hour acrimony 47
6-ball 2
64067 scroll 1
668 scroll 1
7-ball 1
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 3
7-inch discus 2
8-ball 7
9-ball 2
a butt tuba 5
A Light that Never Goes Out 1
a little sump'm sump'm 80
A muse-bouche 1
abominable blubber 104
abominable snowcone 19
absentee voter ballot 1
abstraction: action 2
abstraction: perception 1
Abyssal ember 1
accidental cider 8
acid-squirting flower 18
acoustic guitarrr 2,179
actual reality goggles 3
actual tapas 10
adder 53
adder bladder 7,522
Afternoon Delight 7
Aggressive Carrot 79
airblaster gun 1
albatross necklace 1
Alewife™ Ale 4
Alice's Army Alchemist 1
Alice's Army Coward 2
Alice's Army Guard 1
Alice's Army Halberder 1
Alice's Army Mad Bomber 1
Alice's Army Ninja 1
Alice's Army Nurse 2
Alice's Army Page 1
Alice's Army Shieldmaiden 1
Alice's Army Swordsman 2
Alice's Army Wallman 2
alien meat 1
alien source code printout 1
alien source code printout (used) 1
All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig 1
all-purpose cleaner 1,991
all-purpose flower 1
all-year sucker 1
almost-dead walkie-talkie 40
alpha-mail pants 1
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility 1
amber aviator shades 1
Ambitious Turkey 2
ammonite fossil 5
amok pudding 10
amok putter 6
amulet of extreme plot significance 7
ancient calendar 1
ancient calendar fragment 2
ancient frozen dinner 5
ancient ice cream scoop 4
ancient Magi-Wipes 339
ancient medicinal herbs 1
ancient pills 2
ancient poisoned dart 2
ancient protein powder 1
ancient spice 1
ancient stone fist 4
ancient stone head 4
ancient vinyl coin purse 2
anemone nematocyst 1
Angry Farmer candy 110
angry inch 1
angst burger 42
animal part cracker 1
anise-flavored venom 1
Ankh of Badahnkadh 1
ankleweights 1
anniversary balloon 1
anniversary gift box 11
annoying pitchfork 2
ant agonist 25
ant antidepressant 1
ant hoe 1
ant pick 3
ant pitchfork 2
ant rake 1
ant sickle 2
anti-anti-antidote 136
anticheese 37
antimatter wad 8
antique bottle of cough syrup 5
antique bottle opener 1
antique greaves 9
antique hand mirror 5
antique helmet 7
antique machete 2
antique packet of ketchup 4
antique shield 9
antique spear 6
apathetic lizardman doll 1
aquamariner's necklace 1
aquamariner's ring 1
armgun 13
arrowgram 641
arrrgyle socks 2,829
Arrrmetia trading card 14
artisanal limoncello 5
Artist's Butterknife of Regret 1
Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness 1
Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury 1
Artist's Spatula of Despair 1
Artist's Whisk of Misery 1
asbestos apron 1
asbestos ore 1
asbestos thermos 3
ASCII shirt 1
asparagus knife 67
asparagus lo mein 14
asparagus stir-fry 2
asshat 4
astral mushroom 8
astronaut pants 3
Atomic Pop 4
attorney's badge 11
automatic catapult 1
autumn dollar 3
autumn leaf 1
auxiliary backbone 1
awful poetry journal 30
bätzle 19
baby killer bee 58
baby rigging snake 2
babycakes 1
backwoods screwdriver 17
BACON 540
baconstone 3
baconstone bracelet 1
baconstone earring 1
baconstone pendant 1
baconstone ring 1
badass belt 15
badge of authority 2
bag of Cheat-Os 6
bag of GORF 90
bag of GORP 84
bag of gross foreign snacks 1,789
bag of lard 2
bag of many confections 1
bag of park garbage 13
bag of QWOP 8
bag of W&Ws 228
baggie of powdered sugar 12
balaclava 2
balaclava baklava 2
ball 4
ball-in-a-cup 1
balloon helmet 1
balloon monkey 2
balloon shield 1
balloon sword 1
ballpark hot daub 1
ballroom blintz 7
bamboo bokuto 1
banana 9
banana daiquiri 3
banana milkshake 1
banana peel 34
banana spritzer 1
banana supersucker 2
bananarama bangle 1
banjo strings 1
bar skin 29
barbed-wire fence 1
bargain flash powder 4
bark rootbeer 2
barnacle-encrusted sweater 1
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 3
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 1
barrel beryl 10
barrel cracker 2
barrel gun 16
barrel pickle 1
barrrnacle 1,201
barskin buckler 1
barskin hat 1
barskin loincloth 1
bartender-in-the-box 1
Barulio's bottle 1
baseball 9
basic meat helmet 1
basic meat kilt 1
basic meat pants 1
basic meat skirt 1
basic meat spork 1
bat guano 78
bat haggis 1
bat hat 1
bat wing 66
bat-ass leather jacket 1
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 2
batblade 10
batgut 204
battered Crimbo Crate 13
battered hubcap 2
Battlie Light Saver 5
beach glass bead 1
beach glass necklace 1
bean burrito 11
bear claw 3
beaten-up Chucks 1
beefy fish meat 5
beer bomb 5,420
beer cartilage 2
beer goggles 1
beer helmet 3
beer lens 23
beer-soaked mop 19
beertini 9
beery blood 234
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 3
begpwnia 2
bejeweled accordion strap 1
bejeweled pledge pin 3
belemnite fossil 1
bell-shaped Crimbo cookie 9
bellhop bell 68
Ben-Gal™ Balm 102
berries of suffering 2
Better Than Cuddling Cake 1
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 1
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 1
BGE merchandise order form 2
BGE tiny plastic toy 19
big bad voodoo mask 2
big bass drum 20
big boom 5
Big Candy's tophat 1
big dribbly candle 1
big red button 1
big red clown nose 20
big slimy cyst 5
big stick 2
bigger stick 1
bilge wine 1,793
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 1
bindlestocking 2
biomechanical crimborg helmet 1
biomechanical crimborg leg armor 1
bird rib 30
bishop cookie 1
bit of clingfilm 7
bit-o-cactus 32
bite-me-red lipstick 1
BitterSweetTarts 48
Bjorn's Hammer 1
black & tan 127
black and white cracker 8
black belt 44
black blade 143
Black Body™ spray 138
black BRICKO brick 23
black candy heart 3
black catseye marble 1
black cherry soda 19,604
black cloak 44
black cowboy hat 33
black Crimbo ball 23
black eye shadow 114
black eyedrops 17
black facepaint 114
black forest cake 945
black forest ham 1,667
black friar's tonsure 1
black gold 1
black greaves 5,364
black helmet 5,287
Black Hole 19
black kettle drum 205
black label 103
black lotus 1
black magic powder 217
black mana 30
Black No. 2 7,453
black paisley oyster egg 20
black pension check 2,038
black pepper 513
black picnic basket 4,522
black pixel 6,571
black plastic oyster egg 138
black polka-dot oyster egg 55
black pudding 7,989
black sheepskin diploma 11
black shield 5,490
black snake skin 7,121
black snowcone 2
black spot 122
black striped oyster egg 58
black sword 5,992
black tear 13
black-and-blue light 7,334
blackberry 524,114
blackberry combat boots 49
blackberry galoshes 280
blackberry moccasins 70
blackberry polite 592
blackberry slippers 43
Blackfly Chardonnay 12,720
Blatantly Canadian 2
blended frozen swill 4
blind-packed capsule toy 7
blind-packed die-cast metal toy 1
Bling of the New Wave 1
blob of acid 1
blob of wood glue 1
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 2
Blood 'n' Plenty 1
blood and blood 9
blood of the Wereseal 2
blood-drive sticker 1
blood-faced volleyball 2
bloodied surgical dungarees 1
bloodstain stick 42
bloody beer 12
bloody clown pants 27
bloody mary 15
Bloody Nora 18
blowdart 7
blue canary nightlight 1
Blue Diamond of Honesty 2
blue paisley oyster egg 4
blue pixel 1
blue pixel potion 1
blue plasma ball 299
blue plastic oyster egg 4
blue polka-dot oyster egg 2
blue potion 3
blue raspberry troll doll 1
blue shell 1
blue snowcone 3
blue striped oyster egg 1
blue suede shoes 1
blue velvet cake 1
blue-frosted astral cupcake 8
blundarrrbus 11
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
Bohemian rhapsody 3
boilermaker 1
boiling seal blood 1
bone abacus 15
bone chips 1
bone collar 1
bone flute 3
bone rattle 2
Bonerdagon necklace 3
Bonestabber 1
book of matches 1
Book of Old-Timey Carols 1
BOOtonniere 1
booty chest charrrm 39,144
booty chest charrrm bracelet 269
Boozehounds Anonymous token 8
boring spaghetti 2
Boris's key lime pie 3
Boris's ring 1
borrowed time 1
Boss Bat bling 1
Boss Bat britches 4
Boss Drops 2
bottle of alcohol 2
bottle of Amontillado 3
bottle of antifreeze 1
bottle of black cat tonic 127
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 165
bottle of cooking sherry 6
bottle of Definit 207
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 304
bottle of drinkin' gas 1
bottle of extra-dark rhum 3
bottle of fire 2
bottle of gin 6
bottle of goofballs 14
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 234
bottle of laundry sherry 15
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 105
bottle of lighter fluid 1
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 38
bottle of norwhiskey 42
bottle of novelty hot sauce 1
bottle of Ooze-O 4
bottle of Pete's Sake 4
bottle of popskull 9
bottle of realpagne 2
bottle of Red-Out 3
bottle of rum 3
bottle of sea wine 27
bottle of sewage schnapps 1
bottle of tequila 3
bottle of vodka 2
bottle of whiskey 32
bottle of wine 7
bottle opener belt buckle 1
bottlecap turtle 2
bottled inspiration 151
boulder 1
bouquet of circular saw blades 1
bowl of cottage cheese 190
bowl of eyeballs 35
bowl of lucky charms 2
bowl of maggots 2
bowl of mummy guts 2
bowl of rye sprouts 4
Bowl of Scorpions 11
bowling ball 11
box 59
box of Dweebs 137
box of Pokëmann band-aids 22
box of sunshine 25
box turtle 1
box-in-the-box 1
box-in-the-box-in-the-box 1
boxed champagne 273
boxed wine 79
boxing glove 6
boxing glove on a spring 2
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 1
brains casserole 2
BRAINS shorts 1
brainy skull 1
Bram's choker 5
brass crank handle 2
brass gear 16
brass stinger 1
bread line 4
bread man 3
bread pie 1
breadchucks 1
Breakfast Blast wine cooler 1
breath mint 14
Breathitin™ 1
brick 7
brick of sand 2
BRICKO brick 19
BRICKO bulwark 1
BRICKO eye brick 7
BRICKO hat 2
BRICKO oyster 1
BRICKO pants 1
BRICKO sword 1
briefcase 51
brigand brittle 1
brine 6
broken clock 2
broken skull 21
broken sword 21
broken warbear gyrocopter 1
bronze breastplate 1
bronzed locust 51
brown crock marble 3
brown felt tophat 10
brown paper bag mask 5
brown paper pants 5
brown pirate pants 1
brown plastic baby 1
brown sugar cane 160
bubblegum heart 40
bubblewrap ore 4
bubblin' crude 106
bubbly potion 149
bucket of fish juice 1
bucket of honey 49
bucket of wine 2
buckler buckle 2
buckyball 3
bugbear beanie 13
bugbear bungguard 13
bugbear purification pill 20
bugged balaclava 5
bugged beanie 11
Bulky Buddy Box 3
bullet-proof corduroys 1
bum cheek 48
bunch of square grapes 53
bungle in the jungle 2
bunny liver 2
buoybottoms 73
burnt flower 19
burrowgrub hive 1
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 1
C.B.F.G. 1
cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 1
cactus fruit 26
caipifruta 1
calavera concertina 1
calle de miel 6
Camp Scout pup tent 10
can of Binarrrca 2,413
can of black paint 351
can of Brütalbräu 1
can of CRIMBCOLA 1
can of depilatory cream 1
can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ 3
can of maces 2
can of Red Minotaur 14
can of sardines 23
can of spinach 2
can of Swiller 4
can of the cheapest beer 3
can-can-in-a-can 1
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 14
candied bolts 2
candied kobold 1
candied nuts 3
candied yams 42
candy brain 1
candy cane 489
candy harmonica 6
candy kneecapping stick 1
candy knuckles 1
candy necktie 1
candy skeleton 1
candy stake 1
cane-mail shirt 1
cannonball charrrm 196
cannonball charrrm bracelet 299
canopic jar 21
carbonated water lily 56
cardboard box turtle 1
cardboard katana 5
cardboard ore 6
cardboard wakizashi 5
caret 1
carob chunk cookies 1
carob chunk noodles 14
carob chunks 1
carrot nose 1
carton of rotten eggs 156
carton of snake milk 21
cartoon heart 25
casino pass 3
cast 5
cast-iron legacy paddle 1
cat appendix 31
catfish whiskers 1
catgut 48
catgut taco 1
catskin buckler 1
catskin cap 1
catsup 1
Cement Mixer 1
cement sandals 1
Centauri fish wine 1
centipede eggs 94
Cerebral Cloche 3
Cerebral Crossbow 1
Cerebral Culottes 1
chain-mail monokini 2
chaos butterfly 37
chaos popcorn 1
Charleston Choo-Choo 1
charrrm bracelet 1,047
cheap Chinese beer 9
cheap cigar butt 19
cheap elven gloves 1
cheap plastic blowgun 1
cheap studded belt 310
cheap sunglasses 106
cheap toaster 2
cheer extractor 1
chef's hat 61
chef-in-the-box 5
cherry 57
Cherry Cloaca Cola 2
cherry pie 94
chewable paper 4
chewing gum on a string 2
children of the candy corn 3
chintzy accordion pin 1
chintzy disco ball pendant 1
chintzy noodle ring 1
chintzy saucepan earring 1
chintzy seal pendant 1
chintzy turtle brooch 2
chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli 28
chisel 1
chloroform rag 536
choco-Crimbot 1
chocolate box 1
chocolate cow bone 1
chocolate disco ball 1
chocolate filthy lucre 127
chocolate saucepan 1
chocolate seal-clubbing club 2
chocolate turtle totem 3
chocolate-covered caviar 1
chocolate-covered scarab beetle 1
Choker of the Ultragoth 1
chopsticks 14
chorizo brownies 2
chorizo taco 14
chrome ore 6
chrome staff 1
chunk of rock salt 11
circular CRIMBCOOKIE 1
clay peace-sign bead 2
Claybender glasses 2
Cloaca Cola Polar 3
Cloaca grenade 7
Cloaca-Cola 1
Cloaca-Cola c-rations 1
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 3
Cloaca-Cola helmet 3
Cloaca-Cola knapsack 1
Cloaca-Cola shield 2
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife 3
clockwork bartender-in-the-box 2
clockwork chef-in-the-box 1
clockwork key 1
clockwork maid 1
cloudy potion 202
clown shoes 22
clown skin 52
clown whip 1
clown wig 1
clownskin belt 1
clownskin buckler 1
clownskin harness 1
club necklace 7
clumsiness bark 54
clutch of dodecapede eggs 28
cob of corn 1
Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau 2
cocktail mushroom 1
cocktail napkin 1,184
cocktail onion 29
cocoa egg 2
cocoa eggshell fragment 83
coconut shell 576
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 1
Codpiece of the Goblin King 3
coffee pixie stick 58
coffin lid 3
cog 2
cog and sprocket assembly 1
Cold Hots candy 43
cold mashed potatoes 8
cold ninja mask 14
cold water bottle 200
cold-filtered water 3
cologne of contempt 2
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 18
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 2
colorful plastic ball 1
colorful toad 3
comb jelly 1
combat fan 1
Comet Drop 2
communal gobstopper 5
communications windchimes 8
compressed air canister 1
compression stocking 1,670
concentrated cordial of concentration 1
confusing LED clock 15
Connery's Elixir of Audacity 19
Cookbook of the Damned 1
cookie cookie 3
cool mint precipice bar 1
cool mushroom 1
cool spore pod 1
cool whip 5
copper ha'penny charrrm 206
copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet 282
cordial of concentration 1
corn holder 2
corncob pipe 1
cornuthaum 10
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 6
Corpse Island iced tea 8
corpse on the beach 6
corpsebite 2
corpsedriver 2
corpsetini 8
correction fluid 2
corrupted data 5
cosmic lemonade 1
costume sword 132
cotton candy cone 2
cotton candy pillow 1
cotton candy pinch 4
cotton candy smidgen 3
cow poker 1
crêepy mask 9
cracker 1
cranberries 10
cranberry cordial 8
crappy brain 1
crappy waiter disguise 3
crate of firebombs 4
crayon shavings 1
crazy hobo notebook 38
crazy little Turkish delight 3
Crazymaker 1
cream pie 96
cream stout 735
creamsicle 517
creepy doll head 2
creepy ginger ale 55
creepy voice box 6
creepy voodoo doll 4
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) 1
CRIMBCOIDS mints 1
Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug 1
Crimbo candied pecan 521
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 1
Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head 1
Crimbo Factory surprise box 1
Crimbo food scraps 234
Crimbo fudge 559
Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll 1
Crimbo paste 2
Crimbo peppermint bark 636
Crimbo pie 201
Crimbo salad 6
Crimbo smile 1
Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer 1
Crimbo train emergency brake 4
Crimbo tree flocker 1
Crimbojito 3
Crimbomega drive chain 2
Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision 1
Crimbot schematic: Big Head 1
Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel 1
Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder 1
Crimbot schematic: Crab Core 1
Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer 1
Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun 1
Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun 1
Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs 2
Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads 1
Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs 1
Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan 1
Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite 1
Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise 1
Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder 1
Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module 1
Crimbot schematic: Power Arm 1
Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler 1
Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head 1
Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator 1
Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun 1
Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet 1
Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis 1
Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet 2
Crimbuccaneer breeches 1
Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) 1
Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) 3
Crimbuccaneer flotsam 3,460
Crimbuccaneer lantern 1
Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 2
Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso 10
Crimbuccaneer runebone 1
Crimbuccaneer shirt 1
Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate 1
Crimbuccaneer tricorn 1
Crimbuccaneer war standard 1
Crimbuck 1,490
crimsilion jub-jub bird 1
crossbow string 2
crotchety pants 1
crowbarrr 132
Crown of the Goblin King 5
crown-shaped beanie 1
crudles 8
cruelty-free wine 4
crusty hula hoop 2
crystalline cheer 576
CSA all-purpose soap 1
CSA bravery badge 91
CSA cheerfulness ration 3
CSA discount card 2
CSA obedience grenade 81
CSA scoutmaster's "water" 38
cup of hickory chicory 10
cup of infinite pencils 1
cup of lukewarm tea 99
cup of primitive beer 2
curdflinger 1
curmudgel 134
cursed black pearl onion 485
cursed bottle of black-label rum 322
cursed bottle of rum 14
cursed chocolate doubloon 2
cursed dirty joke scroll 1
cursed scrunchie 1
cursed sea biscuit 20
custom sixgun 1
cyborg stompin' boot 2
cylindrical mold 1
D roll 2
d10 3
d12 3
d20 7
d8 6
Dad's brandy 4
Daffy Taffy 2
daisy 1
dance card 7
dangerous jerkcicle 14
Danglin' Chad's loincloth 1
dark potion 4
day-old beer 1
Deactivated MiniMechaElf 1
dead guy's watch 16
dead lights pie 8
deadly nightshade 1
decent brain 2
decorative fountain 2
Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe 15
dehydrated caviar 11
delectable fire ant 1
delicious comfit? 1
delicious noodles 11
delicious salad 1
delicious shimmering moth 2
delicious spicy noodles 6
delicious stinkbug 2
deluxe layer cake 14
demon buckler 1
demon skin 67
demon-horned hat 1
demonskin jacket 1
demonskin trousers 1
dense meat stack 180
dented harmonica 25
dented spoon 136
deodorant 1
depantsing bomb 791
depleted Grimacite grappling hook 2
depleted Grimacite gravy boat 1
depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick 1
depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt 1
desiccated apricot 11
dethklok 1
devil hair pasta 13
deviled egg 3
devilish folio 5
dew yoana lei 2
diamond necklace 10
Diet Cloaca Cola 1
dieting pill 1
digital key lime pie 2
dingy planks 2
dinner roll 14
dire fudgesicle 10
dirt julep 1
dirty hobo gloves 122
disassembled clover 1,405
disbelief suspenders 1
Disco 'Fro Pick 1
disco ball 1
disco mask 3
disease 28
disembodied brain 15
disembodied smile 1
Dish of Clarified Butter 1
dishrag 1
disintegrating quill pen 7
disintegrating sheet music 18
disintegrating spiky collar 7
displaced fish 36
disposable instant camera 2
distention pill 3
distilled fortified wine 1
distressed denim pants 1
disturbing fanfic 25
Divine 1
divine blowout 433
divine can of silly string 103
divine champagne flute 9
divine cracker 17
divine noisemaker 152
diving muff 1
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 107
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 2
Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent 2
Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm 2
Dogsgotnonoz pills 17
doll house 1
Dolphin King's crown 4
dolphin whistle 1
dope gangsta bling-bling 2
dope wheels 1
Double Bacon Beelzeburger 1
double-barreled sling 3
double-ice gum 6
Doublepunchplanter 1
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 4
drab sonata 11
Drac & Tan 1
draggin' ball hat 11
dragon snaps 6
dragonfish caviar 2
Dramatic™ range 2
dreadlock whip 3
dregs of a Crimbo cocktail 21
dress pants 3
dried face 7
Drip Institute petri dish 1
dripping meat staff 1
Drizzlers™ Black Licorice 8
drone self-destruct chip 1
droopy doll eye 10
drop of water-37 2
Drowsy Sword 15
drum machine 54
drum of tommy ammo 14
Drunk Uncles holo-record 1
dry cleaning receipt 46
dry martini 1
dry noodles 1,027
dry vodka martini 6
drywall axe 7
ducha de oro 8
duck-on-a-string 1
duct tape 1,927
duct tape dockers 2
duct tape shirt 1
duct tape sword 1
dude ranch souvenir crate 84
dull fish scale 2
Dump Truck 1
dungeoneer's dungarees 3
Duskwalker fangs 1
Duskwalker syringe 1
dusty bottle of Marsala 22
dusty bottle of Merlot 6
dusty bottle of Muscat 4
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 22
dusty bottle of Port 4
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 21
dusty Crimbo crate 3
dusty eighth caudal vertebra 1
dusty eighth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra 1
dusty fifth caudal vertebra 1
dusty fifth cervical vertebra 1
dusty fifth lumbar vertebra 1
dusty fifth thoracic vertebra 2
dusty first caudal vertebra 1
dusty first cervical vertebra 1
dusty first lumbar vertebra 1
dusty first thoracic vertebra 1
dusty fourth caudal vertebra 1
dusty fourth cervical vertebra 1
dusty fourth lumbar vertebra 1
dusty left clavicle 1
dusty left eighth rib 1
dusty left eleventh rib 1
dusty left femur 1
dusty left fibula 1
dusty left fifth rib 1
dusty left first front claw 1
dusty left first rear claw 1
dusty left first rib 1
dusty left fourth front claw 1
dusty left fourth rear claw 1
dusty left fourth rib 1
dusty left humerus 1
dusty left kneecap 1
dusty left ninth rib 1
dusty left radius 1
dusty left scapula 1
dusty left second front claw 1
dusty left second rear claw 1
dusty left second rib 1
dusty left seventh rib 1
dusty left tenth rib 1
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