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Display Case for Magic2729 (#1557522)
This player is ranked #135 for Most Total Items with a total of 1,645,034 items.
This player is ranked #185 for Most Unique Items with a total of 3,678 items.

This player is a member of the clan Elite Dark Slayers.

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Magic2729 (#1557522)
This player has 3,678 unique items and 1,645,034 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"DRINK ME" potion 8
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 3
1-ball 3
2-ball 110
25-meat staff 2
3-ball 94
30669 scroll 2
33398 scroll 1
334 scroll 2
37x37x37 puzzle cube 37
4-ball 95
4-dimensional guitar 8
5-Alarm Saucepan 4
5-ball 117
6-ball 113
64067 scroll 314
668 scroll 256
7-ball 7
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 129
8-ball 17
9-ball 9
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes 2
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 2
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 2
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 2
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 2
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 2
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 2
a little sump'm sump'm 2
abandoned candy 2
abominable snowcone 7
accidental cider 10
acid-squirting flower 5
acoustic guitarrr 11
actual blood sausage 8
actual reality goggles 2
adder bladder 3
adhesive tape dolly 7
adorable seal larva 2
aerated diving helmet 4
airblaster gun 6
albatross necklace 1
Alice's Army Alchemist 10
Alice's Army Bowman 10
Alice's Army Cleric 10
Alice's Army Coward 10
Alice's Army Guard 10
Alice's Army Halberder 10
Alice's Army Hammerman 10
Alice's Army Lanceman 10
Alice's Army Mad Bomber 10
Alice's Army Ninja 10
Alice's Army Nurse 10
Alice's Army Page 10
Alice's Army Shieldmaiden 10
Alice's Army Spearsman 10
Alice's Army Swordsman 10
Alice's Army Wallman 10
all-purpose cleaner 398
all-purpose flower 1
alpha-mail pants 3
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility 4
ammonite candy mold 5
ammonite fossil 5
amulet of extreme plot significance 2,389
Amulet of Yendor 4
ancient Magi-Wipes 1
ancient poisoned dart 3
Ancient Protector Soda 2
ancient protein powder 21
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 2
ancient vinyl coin purse 1
Angelhair Culottes 1
Angry Farmer candy 88,707
Ankh of Badahnkadh 1
anniversary balloon 1
anniversary balsa wood socks 1
anniversary burlap belt 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
anniversary pewter cape 1
anniversary safety glass vest 1
anniversary tiny latex mask 1
annoying pitchfork 5
ant agonist 1
ant hoe 3
ant pick 8
ant pitchfork 5
ant rake 7
ant sickle 6
anti-anti-antidote 2
anticheese 65
antique beer 4
antique bottle of cough syrup 1
antique bottle opener 5
antique Canadian lantern 5
antique greaves 2
antique hand mirror 23
antique helmet 2
antique nutcracker beard 4
antique nutcracker boots 3
antique nutcracker cape 3
antique nutcracker drumstick 3
antique nutcracker epaulets 3
antique nutcracker figurine 12
antique nutcracker hat 3
antique nutcracker pants 3
antique nutcracker sword 3
antique nutcracker waistcoat 4
antique painting of a landscape 5
antique record album 5
antique shield 4
antique spear 2
Argarggagarg's fang 3
armgun 1,586
around the world 6
arrrgyle socks 48
Arrrmetia trading card 1
arse-a'fire elixir 2
artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice 4
asbestos apron 6
asbestos crossbow 1
asbestos crossbow string 2
asbestos helmet turtle 1
asbestos ore 1
asbestos staff 1
asbestos stick 1
asbestos sword 3
asbestos sword hilt 1
ASCII shirt 2
Asleep in the Cemetery 6
asparagus knife 184
asparagus lo mein 3
asparagus stir-fry 17
aspirin 1
asshat 335
astral mushroom 5
astronaut pants 1
Atomic Comic 6
atomic vector plotter 2
automatic catapult 3
awful poetry journal 1
Ax of L'rose 1
bätzle 4
baby killer bee 6
babycakes 1
backwoods screwdriver 7
bacon bath ball 2
baconstone 13
baconstone bracelet 3
baconstone earring 3
baconstone pendant 5
baconstone ring 4
badass belt 43
bag of airline peanuts 4
bag of bones 3
bag of Cheat-Os 3
bag of lard 21
bag of many confections 18
Baja sopapilla 8
balaclava 1
balaclava baklava 1
ball 1
ball-in-a-cup 2
balloon helmet 3
balloon monkey 11
balloon shield 4
balloon sword 3
ballpark hot daub 6
ballroom blintz 1
bamboo bokuto 3
banana 4
banana cream pie 3
banana daiquiri 7
banana peel 9
banana smoothie 2
banana spritzer 3
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 1
Bangyomaman battle juice 4
banjo strings 4
bar skin 57
bar whip 6
barbed-wire fence 11
bargain flash powder 8
bark beret 2
bark boxers 2
bark bracelet 2
barnacle-encrusted sweater 6
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 12
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 11
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 11
barrrnacle 76
barskin buckler 3
barskin cloak 3
barskin hat 2
barskin loincloth 4
barskin tent 2
bartender-in-the-box 1
baseball 5
Bash-Ōs boxtop 20
Bash-Ōs cereal 9
basic meat crossbow 1
basic meat foon 2
basic meat spork 2
basic meat staff 1
basic meat sword 1
Bastille Battalion cheese wheel 11
Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher 7
Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy 2
bat haggis 1
bat hat 2
bat whip 3
bat wing 717
bat wing kabob 3
bat wing stir-fry 7
bat-ass leather jacket 3
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 2
batarang 4
batblade 1
batgut 835
bath ball gift set 3
batskin belt 7
battered Crimbo Crate 4
battered hubcap 6
bazookafish bubble gum 12
beach ball marble 2
beach glass bead 4
beach glass necklace 233
bean burrito 9
beanbag chair 1
beaten-up Chucks 5
bed of coals 5
beefy fish meat 8
beer basted brat 8
beer bomb 49
beer bong 50
beer cartilage 2
beer goggles 1
beer helmet 26
beer-a-pult 51
beer-scented teddy bear 6
beer-soaked mop 5
beertini 1
begpwnia 1
beholed bedsheet 4
beige clambroth marble 2
bejeweled accordion strap 1
bejeweled cufflinks 5
bejeweled pledge pin 26
belemnite candy mold 5
belemnite fossil 5
bell-shaped Crimbo cookie 2
bellhop bell 1
Ben-Gal™ Balm 2
Better Than Cuddling Cake 2
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 2
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 3
BGE merchandise order form 5
BGE pocket calendar 5
BGE shotglass 30
BGE temporary tattoo 2
BGE tiny plastic toy 7
bi-lateral logic compressor 2
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 6
big bad voodoo mask 4
big bass drum 3
big boom 6
big bumboozer marble 1
big bundle of chamoix 7
big glob of skin 5
big red clown nose 1
big rock 15
big slimy cyst 20
big stick 12
big stirring stick 12
bigger stick 12
bilge wine 6
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 3
bindlestocking 8
bird rib 4
bishop cookie 10
bit of clingfilm 3
bit-o-cactus 19
BitterSweetTarts 5
Bjorn's Hammer 2
black & tan 10
black belt 8
Black Body™ spray 10
black BRICKO brick 6
black candy heart 53
black candygram 2
black catseye marble 2
black cherry soda 8
black cowboy hat 6
black Crimbo ball 202
black eyedrops 26
black facepaint 8
black forest cake 10
black forest ham 10
black friar's tonsure 4
black greaves 7
black helmet 5
black kettle drum 7
black label 6
Black No. 2 5
black paisley oyster egg 2
black pension check 5
black pepper 8
black picnic basket 8
black pixel 9
black plastic oyster egg 2
black polka-dot oyster egg 2
black pudding 6
black sheepskin diploma 6
black shield 7
black snake skin 4
black snowcone 7
black spot 7
black striped oyster egg 2
black sword 6
black velvet box 1
black-and-blue light 4
blackberry 23
blackberry combat boots 7
blackberry galoshes 8
blackberry moccasins 7
blackberry slippers 7
Blackfly Chardonnay 12
blammer 9
blank fudge mold 5
Blatantly Canadian 1
blended frozen swill 2
blind-packed die-cast metal toy 7
Blizzards I Have Died In 6
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 2
blood flower 1
blood of the Wereseal 1
blood roll-up 8
blood snowcone 8
blood-soaked sponge cake 8
bloodied surgical dungarees 7
bloodstick 8
bloody beer 7
bloody clown pants 2
bloody mary 6
blue class ring 6
Blue Diamond of Honesty 11
blue paisley oyster egg 1
blue pixel 8
blue pixel potion 4
blue plasma ball 4
blue plastic baby 2
blue plastic oyster egg 1
blue polka-dot oyster egg 1
blue snowcone 4
blue striped oyster egg 1
blue suede shoes 10
blue-frosted astral cupcake 1
blundarrrbus 8
blunt icepick 7
bobble-hip hula elf doll 1
boilermaker 2
bone abacus 8
bone and arrows 3
bone aperitif 3
bone chips 11
bone collar 7
bone crusher 3
bone flute 6
bone meal 3
bone rattle 10
bone spurs 2
boneana hammock 1
bonedanna 2
bonerang 3
Bonerdagon necklace 10
boning knife 3
booty chest charrrm 1
booty chest charrrm bracelet 3
booze-soaked cherry 5
Boozehounds Anonymous token 7
borg sock monkey 1
boring spaghetti 1
Boris's key lime 2
Boris's key lime pie 4
Boris's ring 13
Boss Bat bling 11
Boss Bat britches 12
bottle of alcohol 2
bottle of antifreeze 27
bottle of black cat tonic 5
bottle of Blank-Out 3
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 18
bottle of cooking sherry 6
bottle of Crimbognac 13
bottle of Definit 27
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 18
bottle of fire 20
bottle of gin 384
bottle of Goldschnöckered 9
bottle of goofballs 1
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 23
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 19
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 1
bottle of Mystic Shell 2
bottle of Ooze-O 51
bottle of peppermint schnapps 3
bottle of Pete's Sake 18
bottle of Pinot Renoir 1
bottle of pirate juice 15
bottle of popskull 6
bottle of realpagne 1
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 3
bottle of rum 523
bottle of sake 283
bottle of Sanguiovese 8
bottle of sewage schnapps 225
bottle of single-barrel whiskey 5
bottle of tequila 715
bottle of ultravitamins 1
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 1
bottle of vodka 435
bottle of whiskey 931
bottle opener belt buckle 5
bottlecap turtle 2
bottled inspiration 1
boulder 4
Boulevardier cocktail 6
bounty-hunting helmet 3
bounty-hunting pants 3
bounty-hunting rifle 2
bouquet of circular saw blades 2
bow 2
bow staff 1
bowl of Bounty-Os 3
bowl of cottage cheese 694
bowl of fishysoisse 9
bowl of lucky charms 1
bowl of mernudo 7
bowl of rye sprouts 17
bowlegged pants 1
bowler 1
boxed champagne 18
boxed wine 919
Boxing Day Pass 7
boxing glove 7
boxing glove on a spring 6
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 4
brains casserole 6
brass gear 20
breaded beer 8
breath mint 8
brick 54
BRICKO airship 4
BRICKO bat 8
BRICKO brick 8
BRICKO bulwark 4
BRICKO elephant 8
BRICKO eye brick 8
BRICKO hat 2
BRICKO octopus 8
BRICKO ooze 8
BRICKO oyster 8
BRICKO pants 2
BRICKO pearl 6
BRICKO pyramid 2
BRICKO python 8
BRICKO stud 4
BRICKO sword 2
BRICKO trunk 4
BRICKO turtle 8
BRICKO vacuum cleaner 8
briefcase 3
brigand brittle 4
broken carburetor 4
broken cellular phone 2
broken clock 6
broken glass grenade 7
broken skull 582
broken sword 31
broken warbear gyrocopter 3
bronze breastplate 2
bronze handcuffs 9
bronzed locust 4
brown crock marble 2
brown felt tophat 6
brown plastic baby 2
brown sugar cane 17
buñuelos Jaliscos 8
bubble bauble bow 1
bubble-wrap simulator 5
bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban 2
bubblewrap ore 1
bubbling tempura batter 7
bubbly potion 12
bucket of anniversary lard 1
bucket of honey 7
buckler buckle 1
buckyball 1
buffalo blade 6
bugbear beanie 676
bugbear bungguard 594
bugged bön±Ã©t 7
bugged balaclava 7
bugged beanie 7
Bulky Buddy Box 7
bullet-proof corduroys 28
bum cheek 6
bumblebee marble 2
bunch of bananas 5
bunch of square grapes 17
bungle in the jungle 9
bunny liver 5
buoybottoms 3
burnt flower 3
burrowgrub hive 4
bus pass 3
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 5
C.H.U.M. chum 12
C.H.U.M. knife 11
C.H.U.M. lantern 3
cactus fruit 17
caipifruta 5
calavera concertina 7
calle de miel 7
calle de miel with a fly in it 1
can cannon 1
can of Binarrrca 6
can of black paint 7
can of CRIMBCOLA 6
can of depilatory cream 5
can of fake snow 1
can of franks 'n' beans 3
can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ 2
can of maces 5
can of Red Minotaur 3
can of spinach 10
can of starch 6
can of Swiller 4
Can-Can skirt 1
can-can-in-a-can 1
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 5
can-you-dig-it? 13
candied kobold 1
candied lime 13
candied yams 5
candy cane 2
candy kneecapping stick 4
candy knuckles 6
candy stake 3
cannonball charrrm 1
cannonball charrrm bracelet 3
canopic jar 2
canteen of eggnog 13
canteen of wine 2
capacitor relay 3
carbon nanotube frame 3
carbonated soy milk 8
carbonated water lily 260
carbonite visor 1
cardboard box turtle 3
cardboard katana 81
cardboard ore 1
cardboard wakizashi 246
caret 7
carob brownies 8
carob cannon 6
carob chunk cookies 139
carob chunk noodles 36
carob chunks 194
Carol of the Bulls 6
Carol of the Hells 6
Carol of the Thrills 5
carton of rotten eggs 5
casino pass 4
cast 287
cast-iron legacy paddle 53
cat appendix 7
catgut 389
catgut taco 5
catskin buckler 3
catskin cap 2
cement sandals 18
centipede eggs 1
Cerebral Cloche 2
Cerebral Crossbow 2
Cerebral Culottes 2
chain-mail monokini 2
chamoisole 5
chaos butterfly 168,987
chaos popcorn 4
charged magnet 13
charming flute 6
charrrm bracelet 24
cheap cigar butt 7
cheap elven gloves 2
cheap plastic blowgun 5
cheap plastic bottle opener 1
cheap plastic kazoo 7
cheap studded belt 4
cheesy eagle sauce 27
chef's hat 366
chef-in-the-box 1
cherry 1
cherry pie 3
chest of "pirate gold" 5
chewing gum on a string 5
chicle de salchicha 1
chintzy accordion pin 2
chintzy disco ball pendant 2
chintzy noodle ring 2
chintzy saucepan earring 2
chintzy seal pendant 2
chintzy turtle brooch 2
chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli 6
chisel 3
chitinous pod 4
chloroform rag 4
chocolate bath ball 1
chocolate cigar 10
chocolate filthy lucre 1
chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses 2
chocolate-covered scarab beetle 4
Choker of the Ultragoth 7
chopsticks 166
Chori Zo trading card 2
chorizo brownies 40
chorizo taco 5
chrome crossbow 5
chrome crossbow string 2
chrome helmet turtle 2
chrome ore 1
chrome staff 5
chrome stick 1
chrome sword 4
chrome sword hilt 1
chunk of depleted Grimacite 2
chunk of rock salt 36
Cinco Mayo Lager 14
cinnamon machine oil 7
circular CRIMBCOOKIE 3
classy monkey 18
Claw of the Infernal Seal 2
clay peace-sign bead 3
Climate Colada 1
clingfilm cap 2
clingfilm slippers 2
clingfilm tangle 4
clingfilm trousers 2
Cloaca grenade 8
Cloaca-Cola 4
Cloaca-Cola c-rations 1
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 1
Cloaca-Cola helmet 1
Cloaca-Cola knapsack 1
Cloaca-Cola shield 2
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife 1
clock-cleaning hammer 6
clockwork bartender-in-the-box 1
clockwork chef-in-the-box 1
clockwork crossbow 3
clockwork detective skull 2
clockwork hat 3
clockwork maid 2
clockwork pants 3
clockwork pirate skull 57
clockwork staff 3
clockwork sword 3
clockwork trench coat 4
cloning kit 5
cloudy potion 12
clown hammer 4
clown shoes 1
clown whip 6
clown wig 4
clownskin belt 3
clownskin buckler 6
clownskin harness 6
club necklace 1
club of the five seasons 4
cob of corn 17
cocktail napkin 46
cocktail onion 3
cocoa egg 2,826
cocoa eggshell fragment 8,866
coconut bikini top 1
coconut shell 5
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 3
Codpiece of the Goblin King 10
coffee pixie stick 8
coffin lid 140
cog 4
cog and sprocket assembly 3
Coily™ 13
Colander of Em-er'il 1
cold hi mein 13
cold ninja mask 190
cold nuggets 2
cold powder 1
cold wad 12
collection of tiny spooky objects 1,000
cologne of contempt 1
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 8
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 4
colored-light "necklace" 1
colorful plastic ball 3
comfy coffin 5
comfy pillow 6
commemorative war stein 7
communications windchimes 26
compression stocking 7
computronic processing unit 2
concentrated cordial of concentration 3
concentrated garbage juice 9
concentrated magicalness pill 37
confusing LED clock 8
Connery's Elixir of Audacity 1
control crystal 1
Cookbook of the Damned 75
cookie cookie 6
cool mushroom casserole 7
cool mushroom wine 1
cool whip 17
Copper Alpha of Sincerity 2
copper ha'penny charrrm 1
copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet 3
cordial of concentration 3
corn holder 2
corncob pipe 3
cornuthaum 3
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 4
Corpse Island iced tea 5
corpse on the beach 5
corpsebite 9
corpsedriver 5
corpsetini 5
cosmetic football 7
cosmic lemonade 2
costume sword 8
cottage 2
cotton candy cone 12
cotton candy pinch 1
cotton candy plug 22
cotton candy skoshe 30
cotton candy smidgen 20
cracker 1
cranberries 3,323
cranberry schnapps 13
crazy little Turkish delight 1
cream of pointy mushroom soup 6
cream pie 54
cream stout 148
creamsicle 212
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 2
CRIMBCO lanyard 9
CRIMBCO mug 2
CRIMBCO scrip 11
CRIMBCO wine 2
CRIMBCOIDS mints 5
CRIMBCOLOAF 4
Crimbeau de toilette 4
Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug 4
Crimbo candied pecan 7
Crimbo candle 10
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 2
Crimbo Credit 11
Crimbo crystal shards 4
Crimbo dinner 6
Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head 4
Crimbo food scraps 5
Crimbo fudge 7
Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll 4
Crimbo peppermint bark 7
Crimbo pie 4
Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer 4
Crimbo tattoo kit 3
Crimbo tree flocker 4
Crimbo ukulele 1
Crimbo wreath 2
Crimbomega drive chain 10
Crimbomination Contraption 1
Crimbonium fuel rod 7
Crimbosmopolitan 6
Crimbough 1
Crimbow Rainbo 11
Crimboween memo 1
Crimbuccaneer captain's purse 7
Crimbuccaneer flotsam 7
Crimbuccaneer invasion map 2
Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail 13
Crimbuccaneer nose ring 5
Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss 5
Crimbuck 11
croquet hedgehog 7
crossbow string 2
crowbarrr 38
Crown of the Goblin King 49
crown-shaped beanie 5
cruelty-free wine 3
crumbling rat skull 1
crusty hula hoop 18
crystal Crimbo goblet 4
crystal Crimbo platter 4
crystal skeleton vodka 1
crystallized memory 3
CSA cheerfulness ration 9
CSA discount card 5
cube of billiard chalk 10
cup of infinite pencils 3
cup of primitive beer 9
curdflinger 5
curmudgel 34
cursed black pearl onion 2
cursed bottle of black-label rum 4
cursed bottle of rum 1
cursed cannonball 1
cursed dirty joke scroll 1
cursed piece of thirteen 5
cursed sea biscuit 3
cursed voodoo skull 2
cyborg doll 1
cyborg stompin' boot 3
cyclops eyedrops 1,134
cylindrical mold 6
cymbal syrup 4
Daffy Taffy 1,035
daisy 1
damp old wallet 1
Danglin' Chad's loincloth 3
dark potion 12
Das Überkühlraum trading card 2
day-old beer 3
Deactivated O. A. F. 8
dead guy's watch 387
deadly lampshade 9
decaying goldfish liver 5
deck of tropical cards 2
decomposed boot 4
decorative fountain 220
defective skull 4
delectable catalyst 6
delectable fire ant 2
delicious comfit? 6
delicious noodles 2
delicious salad 9
delicious shimmering moth 1
delicious spicy noodles 6
delicious stinkbug 2
deluxe Neverending Party favor 2
demon buckler 5
demon whip 7
demon-horned hat 4
demonskin jacket 5
demonskin trousers 5
denim axe 2
dense meat stack 38
dented harmonica 9
deodorant 78
depantsing bomb 6
depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick 2
desiccated apricot 2
detective skull 2
dethklok 7
detour shield 1
devil hair pasta 27
Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce 27
devil's-food cake 1
diamond necklace 1
diamond-studded cane 97
Dickory Farms Gift Basket 5
didgeridooka 40
digital key lime 1
digital key lime pie 4
digital underground potion 1
dingy planks 1
dirty hobo gloves 479
disbelief suspenders 1
disco ball 162
Disco Banjo 4
disco mask 177
disease 3
disembodied brain 28
disembodied smile 172
Dish of Clarified Butter 12
dishrag 59
disintegrating sheet music 3
disintegrating spiky collar 1
displaced fish 12
distilled fortified wine 2,365
distressed denim pants 28
disturbing fanfic 163,082
Divine 1
divine blowout 4
divine can of silly string 4
divine champagne flute 4
divine champagne popper 4
divine cracker 4
divine noisemaker 4
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 1
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 1
Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent 1
Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm 1
Doc's Miracle Cure 1
Dogsgotnonoz pills 13
doll house 5
dollhive 2
Dolphin King's crown 85
donated booze 8
donated candy 8
donated food 8
donkey flipbook 16
dope gangsta bling-bling 16
dope wheels 4
double daisy 1
double-barreled sling 109
double-ice cap 1
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 112
drab sonata 2
dragon snaps 7
Dramatic™ range 4
dreadlock whip 4
dregs of a Crimbo cocktail 5
dried face 95
Drip harness 4
dripping meat crossbow 5
dripping meat staff 5
dripping meat sword 5
drippy caviar 5
drippy nugget 5
drippy plum(?) 5
drippy staff 4
drippy stake 3
drippy truncheon 3
drive-thru burger 6
drop of water-37 5
Drowsy Sword 1
drug cocktail sauce 27
drum machine 14
dry cleaning receipt 7
dry martini 6
dry noodles 22
dry vodka martini 6
drywall axe 2
ducha de oro 1
duck-on-a-string 2
duct tape 6
duct tape buckler 8
duct tape dockers 10
duct tape fedora 3
duct tape shirt 3
duct tape sword 3
duct tape wallet 12
dueling banjo 1
dull fish scale 66
dumb mud 1
dungeoneer's dungarees 1
dusty animal cranium 2
dusty animal jawbone 2
dusty animal pelvis 1
dusty animal skull 23
dusty bottle of blood 2
dusty bottle of Marsala 15
dusty bottle of Merlot 12
dusty bottle of Muscat 12
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 12
dusty bottle of Port 13
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 13
dusty Crimbo crate 4
dusty eighth caudal vertebra 1
dusty eighth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra 1
dusty fifth caudal vertebra 1
dusty fifth cervical vertebra 1
dusty fifth lumbar vertebra 1
dusty fifth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty first caudal vertebra 1
dusty first cervical vertebra 1
dusty first lumbar vertebra 1
dusty first thoracic vertebra 1
dusty fourth caudal vertebra 1
dusty fourth cervical vertebra 1
dusty fourth lumbar vertebra 1
dusty fourth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty left clavicle 1
dusty left eighth rib 1
dusty left eleventh rib 1
dusty left femur 1
dusty left fibula 1
dusty left fifth rib 1
dusty left first front claw 1
dusty left first rear claw 1
dusty left first rib 1
dusty left fourth front claw 1
dusty left fourth rear claw 1
dusty left fourth rib 1
dusty left humerus 1
dusty left kneecap 1
dusty left ninth rib 1
dusty left radius 1
dusty left scapula 1
dusty left second front claw 1
dusty left second rear claw 1
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El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) 2
El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) 2
El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) 2
El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) 2
El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) 2
El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) 2
El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) 2
El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) 2
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Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians 2
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Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler 1,400
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Microplushie: Bropane 6
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Miniborg stomper 6
Miniborg strangler 6
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misfit hobby horse 2
misfit teddy bear 2
misshapen animal skeleton 22
Misty Cape 6
Misty Cloak 6
Misty Robe 6
Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas 3
mixed wildflower greens 4
Mob Penguin cellular phone 2
Mohawk wig 2,260
moist Crimbo spices 5
mojo filter 70
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molotov cocktail cocktail 10
molten brick 20
Mon Tiki 1
monkey wrench 5
monomolecular yo-yo 1
Monstar energy beverage 9
monster bait 1
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mooseflank 5
moosemeat pie 9
Morbidda trading card 2
Morlock's Mark Bourbon 5
mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine 13
mother's little helper 12
mother's secret recipe 6
motivational poster 2
Mountain Stream soda 136
moxie magnet 1
moxie weed 1,214
Mr. Haggis 5
Mr. Joe's bangles 3
Mr. Mediocrebar 105
MSG 7
Mt. McLargeHuge oyster 22
muculent machete 7
Mudflap-Girl Earring 5
Mudflap-Girl Necklace 7
Mudflap-Girl Ring 6
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murky potion 12
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muskox-skin cap 6
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mylar scout drone 1
myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball 1
mysterious silver lapel pin 1
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nanite-infested fruitcake 2
nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear 3
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nasty rat mask 3
natty blue ascot 5
natural fennel soda 5
Nayztameetjoo trading card 1
ND 5
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Necrotelicomnicon 68
Neuromancer 1
Neverending Party favor 7
Neverending Party guest pass 7
neverending wallet chain 8
New Cloaca-Cola 3
Newbiesport™ tent 2
NG 7
Nickel Gamma of Frugality 8
night-vision goggles 16
ninja hot pants 88
ninja mop 110
ninja pirate zombie robot 13
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not-a-pipe 1
noticeable pumps 5
nugget of Crimbonium 6
nutty organic salad 1
O'RLY manual 6
obnoxious riddle 8
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ocarina of space 796
ocean motion 7
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odor extractor 3
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office-supply crossbow 7
officer's nog 13
oil of expertise 1
oil of oiliness 427
Oil of Parrrlay 65
oil of slipperiness 1
oil of stability 1
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ointment of the occult 1
ojo de pez burrito 7
Ol' Scratch's salad fork 2
Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat 1
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old school flying disc 13
old school Mafia knicke½æ 8
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old-fashioned 5
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olive stir-fry 17
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oozenog 2
open sauce 3
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Orange Star of Sacrifice 2
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Orcish frat-paddle 83
Orcish meat locker 2
Order of the Silver Wossname 6
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original G 10
oriole-feather headdress 1
ornamental sextant 7
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out-of-tune biwa 5
overcharged El Vibrato power sphere 9
overpriced "imported" beer 3
oversized fish scaler 11
oversized pipe 33
oversized pizza cutter 1,876
ovoid leather thing 5
oxygenated eggnog helmet 1
oyster basket 1
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oyster sauce 1
Pack of Alice's Army Cards 8
pack of KWE trading card 1
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PADL Phone 25
pail 309
painful penne pasta 2
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palm frond 12
palm-frond capris 3
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palm-frond whip 6
Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster 7
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pants of the Slug Lord 116
panty raider camouflage 3
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papaya sling 6
papaya slung 1
papaya taco 5
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paperclip 5
paperclip cape 5
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paperclip sproinger 6
paperclip turban 5
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party hat 1
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patchouli incense stick 865
patchouli oil bomb 10
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pawn cookie 11
peace-sign necklace 230
peach 4
peach pie 3
peanut brittle shield 3
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pear tart 3
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pec oil 5
Pendant of Fire 7
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penguin shorts 2
penguin skin 3
penguin skin buckler 3
penguin thesaurus 2
penguin whip 5
penguin-smacking club 1
penguinskin mini-kilt 2
penguinskin mini-skirt 2
pentacorn hat 3
Penultimate Fantasy chest 5,726
peppermint harpoon gun 1
peppermint spine 3
perforated battle paddle 40
perfume of prejudice 1
perpendicular hula 1
perpendicular hula with a fly in it 1
personal massager 4
personalizable gingerbread cookie 5
personalized birthday cake 2
personalized coffee mug 4
pestoblade 6
pet anchor 3
pet rock 7
pet rock "Groucho" disguise 3
pet rock "Snooty" disguise 3
petit fortran 6
petrified noodles 3
petrified wood 3
phat turquoise bead 3
phat turquoise bracelet 256
philter of phorce 1
phish stick 9
phonics down 14,397
photoprotoneutron torpedo 6,296
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pickle-flavored chewing gum 3
picture of a dead guy's girlfriend 1
Piddles 5
pie crust 9
piece of wedding cake 368
piercing post 3
pile of candy 111
pile of gold coins 6
pile of jumping beans 146
pile of loose snow 8
pile of useless robot parts 5
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pin-stripe slacks 6
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Pine-Fresh air freshener 188
pink candy heart 56
pink clay bead 9
Pink Heart of Spirit 1
pink plastic baby 2
pink pony 7
pink slime 27
pink-frosted astral cupcake 1
pirate pelvis 6
pirate skull 57
pitchfork 4
pixel boomerang 11
pixel chain whip 2
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pixel hat 4
pixel holy water 509
pixel morning star 3
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pixel pants 3
pixel shield 5
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plain pizza 3
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plastic Jefferson wings 4
plastic passion fruit 8
plastic spider ring 1
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plot hole 174,255
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plum wine 6
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pocket theremin 5
pocketwatch on a chain 14
pog #01 (spider) 6
pog #02 (Knob goblin) 6
pog #03 (warwelf) 5
pog #04 (skleleton) 6
pog #05 (ninja snowman) 6
pog #06 (filthy hippy) 6
pog #07 (orcish frat boy) 6
pog #08 (hellion) 6
pog #09 (pirate) 6
pog #10 (hobo) 6
pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) 6
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pointy mushroom wine 1
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poison pen 7
poisonous caviar 10
Poké-Gro fertilizer 5
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Pokëmann figurine: Duck 4
Pokëmann figurine: Frank 3
Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump 4
Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking 4
Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan 4
Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap 3
Pokëmann figurine: Moog 3
Pokëmann figurine: Nothing 4
Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu 3
Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth 3
Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf 3
Pokëmann figurine: Twitter 3
Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite 3
Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth 3
Polka Pop 5
polka-dot bow tie 6
poltergeist-in-the-jar-o 18
polyalloy shield 4
poodle skirt 6
pool cue 9
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Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans 6
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porquoise 13
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porquoise necklace 5
porquoise ring 4
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possessed tomato 11
possessed top 2
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potent potion of potency 1
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potted fern 1
pottery barn owl figurine 7
pottery club 7
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pottery shield 5
pottery training pants 5
pottery yo-yo 7
poutine 2
poutine pole 1
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pr0n cocktail 2
pr0n legs 888
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pr0n taco 5
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pretty flower 76
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Princess Rutabaga trading card 1
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Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket 4
Professor What T-Shirt 8
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propeller beanie 7
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Putrid Pendant 7
puzzling ribbon 1
pygmy blowgun 3
pygmy nose-bone 4
pygmy pygment 1
pygmy spear 1
quantum polarity inducer 2
quantum taco 3
quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments 23
queen cookie 11
Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit 2
rabbit punch 5
radiation-resistant helmet 2
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rag doll 1
Raggedy Hippy doll 1
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rainbow crossbow 4
Rainbow's Gravity 2
raisin 5
Ram's Face Lager 8,946
ram-battering staff 1
raspberry 1
raspberry beret 1
rat appendix 16
rat appendix kabob 3
rat appendix stir-fry 7
rat head balloon 2
rat scrapple 1
ratarang 6
ratgut 19
ratini 4
ratskin belt 2
rattail whip 3
rave whistle 6
ravioli della hippy 2
ravioli hat 130
razor-sharp can lid 1,247
razor-tipped yo-yo 1
really dense meat stack 14
Really Expensive Jewelry and You 3
really really sticky spider web 345
really sticky spider web 12
Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer 1
Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend 1
Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup 1
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record of menacing silence 2
record of tranquil silence 2
recursive spline reticulator 2
Red Balloon of Valor 3
red China marble 2
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red coin 4
red paisley oyster egg 1
Red Pill 6
red pixel 8
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red polka-dot oyster egg 1
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Red Russian 8
red snowcone 4
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red-headed corpse 9
redrum 5
reflection of a map 11
reinforced beaded headband 26
reinforced furry underpants 2
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repeating crossbow 5
replica Elf Guard medal 4
respected companion biscuit 5
Retenez L'Herbe Paté 5
reverse-oscillating klystron 2
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ribbon candy 6
rice bowl 107
rickety old unicycle 18
ridiculous belt 5
ridiculous cocktail 66
ridiculous earring 5
ridiculous sandwich 66
ridiculous sunglasses 5
ridiculously huge sword 2,293
right half of a heart necklace 1
rigid carapace 4
ring of adornment 1
ring of aggravate monster 4
ring of cold resistance 1
ring of conflict 2
Ring of Fire 6
ring of fire resistance 1
ring of gain strength 1
ring of half-assed regeneration 154
ring of increase damage 1
ring of teleportation 5
Ring of the Sewer Snake 6
ring setting 3
roasted marshmallow 3
roboduck-on-a-string 2
robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N. 9
robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T. 9
robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D. 9
robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R. 9
robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. 9
robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. 9
robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. 9
robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H. 9
robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N. 9
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Rock and Roll Legend 4
rock lobster 1
Rock Pops 537
rockfish stomach 11
rockin' wagon 7
rockin' wagon with a fly in it 1
rocky raccoon 12
rogue swarmer 4
roll in the hay 1
roll of drink tickets 2
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rolling pin 6
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rook cookie 10
rough fish scale 1
round green sunglasses 6
round purple sunglasses 26
royal jelly 386
royal jelly taco 5
rubber axe 3
rubber band gun 1
rubber emo roe 4
rubber WWBD? bracelet 1
rubber WWJD? bracelet 1
rubber WWSPD? bracelet 1
rubber WWtNSD? bracelet 1
ruby W 10
rum and cola 6
rum barrel charrrm 1
rum barrel charrrm bracelet 3
rum-soaked fruitcake 13
runny fermented egg 4
runny icing 5
rusty bonesaw 2
rusty chain necklace 2
rusty grave robbing shovel 69
rusty hedge trimmers 6
rusty metal greaves 3
rusty metal key 3
rusty metal ring 2
rusty metal shaft 2
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rxr shield 1
S.T.L.T. 1
sabre teeth 218
Saccharine Maple pendant 4
sack of doorknobs 2
Safari Jack's moustache 2
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safety vest 3
sake bomb 42
salamander slurry 5
salamander spleen 4
salty dog 6
salty gumdrop 6
salty slug 1
sand dollar 1
sandcastle 4
sandwich of the gods 7
sangria 6
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saucepan 356
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sausage pizza 168
sausage wonton 2
savoy truffle 13
sawblade fragment 3
sawblade shield 6
Scalp of Gorgolok 2
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Schrödinger's thermos 3
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scorpion whip 5
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scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker 9
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screwdriver 6
screwing pooch 4
scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil 7,411
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sea cauliflower 5
sea radish 2
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seal-brain elixir 5
seal-clubbing club 373
seal-skull helmet 165
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sealhide cloak 6
sealhide gloves 5
sealhide hood 4
sealhide leggings 4
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sealhide whip 7
sebaceous shield 3
secret blend of herbs and spices 173
secret mummy herbs and spices 4
security flashlight 5
sensitive poetry journal 2
Sensual Massage for Creeps 6
sequin-encrusted sweater 5
sequined fez 1
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serpentine sword 1
serum of sarcasm 1
servo-assisted exo-pants 2
servomechanical torsion facilitator 2
set of jacks 2
severed flipper 8
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sewer nuggets 21
sewer wad 251
shark tooth 1
shaving cream 2
shimmering rainbow sand 1
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shingle 241
shining halo 5
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shiny stones 5
shirt kit 1
shock collar 1
shot of blackberry schnapps 10
shot of flower schnapps 6
shot of grapefruit schnapps 6
shot of nepenthe schnapps 3
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shot of peach schnapps 6
shot of pear schnapps 6
shot of rotgut 4
shot of tomato schnapps 6
shrinking powder 4
shuddersword 1
silent beret 7
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silver tongue charrrm bracelet 3
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sinewy crossbow string 2
Sinful Desires 88
single-serving herbal stuffing 9
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six tiny wedges of goat cheese 1,000
six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola 1
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sk8board 15
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skewer 31
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skull-shaped Crimboween cookie 2
Skullhead's Screw 7
slap and tickle 1
slap and tickle with a fly in it 1
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sleazy bindle 13
sleazy hi mein 4
sleeping stocking 5
slick fish meat 8
slightly peevedbow 2
slime-covered greaves 7
slime-covered shovel 1
slimy fermented bile bladder 8
slimy sweetbreads 8
slingshot 5
slip 'n' slide 7
slippery when wet shield 1
slow jam collection 3
Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags 3
small box 631
small leather glove 5
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smart skull 55
smart watch 1
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smut orc keepsake box 6
snake 1
snake shield 1
snapdragon pistil 6
snarling wolf shield 1
Sneaky Pete's breath spray 18
Sneaky Pete's key lime 1
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snifter of thoroughly aged brandy 16,173
snorkel 16
snow belly 2
snow hat 2
snow pants 2
Snow Queen Crown 1
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sock monkey 1
soda water 8
soft green echo eyedrop antidote 15,015
soft green echo eyedrop antidote martini 7
Sogg-Os 1
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solid baconstone earring 5
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solid baconstone ring 6
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sonar-in-a-biscuit 191
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soul doorbell 2
soul knife 3
soul mask 1
soul monocle 1
soup-chucks 1
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soy cordial 9
soyburger juice 9
soylent staff 5
space beast fur hat 1
space beast fur pants 1
space beast fur whip 5
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space jam toast 9
space marine flash grenade 4
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spagecialetti 27
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spaghetti cult rosary 8
spaghetti with rock-balls 2
spaghetti with Skullheads 27
Spam Witch sammich 717
spandex anniversary shorts 1
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sparkler 1
special sauce glove 1
Special™ Sauce 27
spectral jelly 7
spectral pickle 2
spectre scepter 1
speed limit shield 1
SPF 451 lip balm 18
spice melange 6
spiced rum 5
spices 6,739
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spicy enchanted bean burrito 10
spicy jumping bean burrito 10
spicy mushroom quesadilla 6
spicy noodles 2
spider web 156
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spiky turtle helmet 13
spiky turtle shield 16
spiky turtle shoulderpads 13
spirit bed 2
spirit blanket 3
spirit mattress 3
spirit pillow 6
Spirit Precipice 3
spirit sheet 3
sponge cake 5
spooky bark 3
spooky bicycle chain 1
spooky bindle 14
spooky cosmetics bag 1
spooky eggnog 6
spooky eyeliner 4
spooky felt 4
spooky hi mein 4
spooky hockey mask 36
spooky length of string 6
spooky lipstick 5
spooky lo mein 3
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spooky mushroom wine 1
spooky nuggets 2
spooky pirate skeleton 38
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spooky sap 3
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spooky shroomkabob 3
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Spooky Surprise Egg 476
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spooky wad 21
spooky wooden block 125
Spooky-Gro fertilizer 148
spork 1
spray paint 60
spring 9
sprocket 4
square CRIMBCOOKIE 3
squashed frog 4
Squat-Thrust Magazine 6
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squirming egg sac 9
squirmy violent party snack 3
Staff of Blood and Pudding 9
Staff of the Black Kettle 10
Staff of the Grand Flambé 9
Staff of the Grease Trap 9
Staff of the Greasefire 9
Staff of the Kitchen Floor 9
Staff of the Midnight Snack 9
Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern 8
Staff of the Peppermint Twist 1
Staff of the Short Order Cook 9
Staff of the Teapot Tempest 9
Staff of the Walk-In Freezer 9
Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron 9
Staff of the Woodfire 2
stained mattress 5
stainless steel scarf 6
stainless steel shillelagh 7
stainless steel skullcap 5
stainless steel slacks 8
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stainless steel suspenders 2
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stalk of asparagus 631
staph of homophones 10
stapler bear 7
star 4,547
star boomerang 1
star buckler 2
star chart 12
star crossbow 4
star hat 6
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star shirt 4
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star staff 4
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starchy sword 5
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stench nuggets 2
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stench wad 11
Stephen's lab coat 2
stick 7
stick of "gum" 151
stick of dynamite 184
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stick-on-a-string 1
sticky meat pants 4
sticky meat skirt 4
stinkin' bindle 18
stinky hi mein 4
stinky mushroom wine 4
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stolen office supplies 6
stolen sushi 4
stone banjo 3
stone baseball cap 5
stone frisbee 3
Stone Golem pebbles 5
stone of eXtreme power 23
stone turtle 2
stone wool 11
stop shield 1
strange cube 1
strange shiny disc 3
straw hat 1
strawberry 212
strawberry daiquiri 5
strawberry pie 3
strawberry popsicle 9
strawberry wine 5
stress ball 1
string of blue beads 3
string of Crimbo lights 2
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string of red beads 3
stringy sinew 3
strongness elixir 553
studded leather boxer shorts 2
studded sealhide shield 6
stuffed alien blob 2
stuffed angry cow 2
stuffed astral badger 1
stuffed baby gravy fairy 1
stuffed bandersnatch 3
stuffed Baron von Ratsworth 7
stuffed can of asparagus 1
stuffed carpenter 3
stuffed caterpillar 3
stuffed Cheshire bitten 1
stuffed cocoabo 1
stuffed crazy bastard sword 5
stuffed dodecapede 1
stuffed dodo 3
stuffed doppelshifter 2
stuffed flaming gravy fairy 1
stuffed frozen gravy fairy 1
stuffed ghuol whelp 1
stuffed gray blob 2
stuffed hand turkey 1
stuffed Hodgman 2
stuffed key 5
stuffed kraken 2
stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech 1
stuffed martini 5
stuffed Meat 7
stuffed mind flayer 1
stuffed mink 7
stuffed monocle 3
stuffed ninja snowman 2
stuffed pocketwatch 3
stuffed porpoise 3
stuffed scary death orb 1
stuffed shoulder parrot 6
stuffed sleazy gravy fairy 1
stuffed snowy owl 1
stuffed spooky gravy fairy 1
stuffed spooky mushroom 1
stuffed stab bat 1
stuffed stinky gravy fairy 1
stuffed teddy butler 7
stuffed tin of caviar 7
stuffed treasure chest 5
stuffed undead elbow macaroni 1
stuffed walrus 3
stuffed yo-yo 2
stuffed zmobie 1
stuffing 62
stunt nuts 59
sturdy Crimbo crate 4
sturdy sword hilt 1
stylish swimsuit 9
styrofoam ore 1
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