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This player is a member of the clan KOL Addicts.

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PokeyMan (#1565353)
This player has 3,584 unique items and 132,736 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"DRINK ME" potion 976
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 5
1-ball 18
1/6th Pound Cake 1
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 45
2-ball 14
25-meat staff 2
3-ball 16
30669 scroll 1
33398 scroll 1
334 scroll 1
37x37x37 puzzle cube 11
4-ball 22
4-d camera 9
4-dimensional guitar 35
4:20 bomb 4
5-Alarm Saucepan 19
5-ball 16
6-ball 22
64067 scroll 1
668 scroll 1
7-ball 21
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 31
8-ball 86
9-ball 4
99.44% pure math 1
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes 1
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) 1
a butt tuba 31
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) 1
a cute angel 1
a little sump'm sump'm 13
abandoned candy 3
abominable blubber 3
abominable snowcone 44
Abyssal ember 1
accidental cider 26
acid-squirting flower 14
acoustic guitarrr 56
actual reality goggles 7
adder bladder 135
adhesive tape dolly 1
adorable seal larva 4
adventurer clone egg 2
aerated diving helmet 1
affordable teak perch 1
Agent Corrigan's cigarette 5
agua de vida 800
airblaster gun 22
airplane charter: Conspiracy Island 2
airplane charter: Spring Break Beach 2
albatross necklace 1
Alewife™ Ale 6
Alice's Army Alchemist 3
Alice's Army booster box 1
Alice's Army Bowman 3
Alice's Army Cleric 3
Alice's Army Coward 3
Alice's Army Dervish 2
Alice's Army Foil Alchemist 1
Alice's Army Foil Bowman 1
Alice's Army Foil Cleric 1
Alice's Army Foil Coward 1
Alice's Army Foil Dervish 1
Alice's Army Foil Guard 1
Alice's Army Foil Halberder 1
Alice's Army Foil Hammerman 1
Alice's Army Foil Horseman 1
Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber 1
Alice's Army Foil Martyr 1
Alice's Army Foil Ninja 1
Alice's Army Foil Nurse 1
Alice's Army Foil Page 1
Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden 1
Alice's Army Foil Spearsman 1
Alice's Army Foil Swordsman 1
Alice's Army Foil Wallman 1
Alice's Army Guard 3
Alice's Army Halberder 3
Alice's Army Hammerman 3
Alice's Army Horseman 3
Alice's Army Lanceman 3
Alice's Army Mad Bomber 3
Alice's Army Martyr 2
Alice's Army Ninja 3
Alice's Army Nurse 3
Alice's Army Page 3
Alice's Army Shieldmaiden 3
Alice's Army Sniper 2
Alice's Army Spearsman 3
Alice's Army Swordsman 3
Alice's Army Wallman 3
all-purpose cleaner 191
all-year sucker 1
alphabet gum 3
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility 1
amber aviator shades 1
ammonite candy mold 3
ammonite fossil 35
amulet of extreme plot significance 68
ancient calendar fragment 5
ancient cursed foot locker 3
ancient frozen dinner 26
ancient ice cream scoop 13
ancient Magi-Wipes 203
ancient poisoned dart 36
ancient protein powder 155
Ancient Saucehelm 5
ancient spice 25
ancient stone fist 10
ancient stone head 5
ancient turtle shell 1
ancient turtle shell helmet 1
ancient turtle shell powder 1
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 1
ancient vinyl coin purse 88
Angelhair Culottes 5
Angry Farmer candy 273
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 6
angst burger 1
Ankh of Badahnkadh 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
anniversary safety glass vest 1
annoying pitchfork 16
ant agonist 47
ant hoe 5
ant pick 4
ant pitchfork 1
ant rake 6
ant sickle 7
anti-anti-antidote 160
anticheese 44
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 4
antique bottle of cough syrup 2
antique bottle opener 4
antique greaves 82
antique hand mirror 15
antique helmet 76
antique packet of ketchup 26
antique painting of a landscape 4
antique pair of blue jeans 3
antique record album 4
antique shield 86
antique souvenir drawing 4
antique spear 98
Argarggagarg's fang 5
arm buzzer 1
armgun 32
around the world 17
arrowgram 67
arrrgyle socks 22
artisanal homebrew gift package 3
artisanal homebrew sampler 1
artisanal limoncello 4
asbestos apron 11
asbestos crossbow 7
asbestos helmet turtle 1
asbestos meat stack 5
asbestos ore 38
asbestos staff 7
asbestos sword 5
ASCII shirt 84
Asleep in the Cemetery 2
asparagus knife 49
asparagus lo mein 9
asshat 4
astral mushroom 2
Atomic Comic 3
Atomic Pop 3
augmented-reality shades 5
Aura Libre 3
Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) 1
auxiliary backbone 1
awful poetry journal 472
Ax of L'rose 1
baby killer bee 41
backwoods screwdriver 6
bacon bath ball 7
baconstone 17
bad-ass club 1
badass belt 107
badass pie 100
bag of bones 7
bag of Cheat-Os 8
bag of GORF 213
bag of GORP 274
bag of lard 1
bag of QWOP 68
baggie of powdered sugar 5
balaclava 1
balaclava baklava 5
ball 31
ball-in-a-cup 1
ballast turtle 1
balloon helmet 4
balloon monkey 3
balloon shield 1
balloon sword 4
ballpark hot daub 1
ballroom blintz 163
banana 6
banana cream pie 1
banana peel 74
banana smoothie 3
banana spritzer 1
banana supersucker 11
bananagate 51
bananarama bangle 3
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 5
Banfoy's Boutique Order Form 1
baobab sap 3
bar skin 114
bar whip 1
barbed-wire fence 34
bargain flash powder 10
bark beret 1
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 1
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 4
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 89
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 5
barrrnacle 73
barskin buckler 1
barskin cloak 1
barskin hat 1
barskin loincloth 1
bartender-skull-in-the-box 1
Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler 9
Barulio's bottle 16
baseball 13
Bash-Ōs boxtop 1
Bash-Ōs cereal 8
basic meat crossbow 2
basic meat fez 2
basic meat foon 2
basic meat helmet 5
basic meat pants 2
basic meat skirt 3
basic meat spork 3
basic meat staff 3
bat guano 35
bat haggis 1
bat hat 1
bat whip 1
bat wing 159
bat wing kabob 6
bat-ass leather jacket 1
batblade 55
batgut 191
bath ball gift set 63
battered Crimbo Crate 20
battered hubcap 16
Battlie Light Saver 9
bazookafish bubble gum 16
beach glass bead 70
beach glass necklace 3
bean burrito 11
beanbag chair 1
beastly paste 111
beaten-up Chucks 5
beautiful soup 3
bed of coals 1
beefy fish meat 4
beer basted brat 25
beer bomb 735
beer bong 6
beer cartilage 3
beer goggles 8
beer helmet 39
beer lens 24
beer-a-pult 1
beer-scented teddy bear 19
beer-soaked mop 16
beertini 3
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 3
begpwnia 75
Beignet Milgranet 4
bejeweled accordion strap 1
bejeweled cufflinks 19
bejeweled pledge pin 41
belemnite candy mold 3
belemnite fossil 40
Belt of Howling Anger 3
Ben-Gal™ Balm 113
bent scrap metal 5
berries of suffering 13
Better Than Cuddling Cake 1
bewitching boots 1
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 1
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 1
BGE merchandise order form 11
BGE pocket calendar 1
BGE shotglass 12
BGE temporary tattoo 1
BGE tiny plastic toy 1
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 1
big bad voodoo mask 30
big bass drum 21
big boom 18
Big Candy's tophat 1
big red clown nose 25
big slimy cyst 1
big stirring stick 1
bigger stick 5
bilge wine 87
bindlestocking 7
bird rib 30
bishop cookie 1
Bit O' Ectoplasm 3
bit of clingfilm 44
bit-o-cactus 102
bite-me-red lipstick 24
bitter bowtie 1
BittyCar HotCar 1
BittyCar MeatCar 1
BittyCar SoulCar 1
Bjorn's Hammer 3
black & tan 7
black belt 1
Black Body™ spray 10
black BRICKO brick 6
black cherry soda 8
black cowboy hat 1
black eyedrops 7
black facepaint 1
black forest cake 26
black forest ham 26
black greaves 39
black helmet 43
Black Hole 1
black kettle drum 50
Black No. 2 68
black paisley oyster egg 13
black pension check 86
black pepper 5
black picnic basket 39
black pixel 160
black plastic oyster egg 5
black polka-dot oyster egg 2
black pudding 50
black shield 46
black snake skin 72
black spot 2
black striped oyster egg 1
black sword 35
blackberry 175
blackberry combat boots 3
blackberry galoshes 3
blackberry moccasins 3
blackberry polite 3
blackberry slippers 3
Blackfly Chardonnay 25
blammer 1
blank diary 1
blank fudge mold 3
Blatantly Canadian 2
blended frozen swill 4
blind-packed capsule toy 200
blind-packed die-cast metal toy 150
Bling of the New Wave 3
Blizzards I Have Died In 1
blob of acid 26
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 8
Blood Light 6
bloody beer 14
bloody clown pants 48
bloody mary 29
blue class ring 7
Blue Diamond of Honesty 1
blue paisley oyster egg 3
blue pixel 115
blue pixel potion 52
blue plasma ball 1
blue plastic baby 3
blue plastic oyster egg 3
blue polka-dot oyster egg 3
blue potion 25
blue raspberry troll doll 1
blue shell 1
blue striped oyster egg 1
blue suede shoes 1
blue-frosted astral cupcake 3
blueberry-frosted king cake 5
blundarrrbus 1
blunt cat claw 3
blunt icepick 1
bobble-hip hula elf doll 1
bobcat grenade 2
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
boilermaker 29
boilgun 1
bone and arrows 1
bone aperitif 5
bone chips 11
bone collar 1
bone crusher 1
bone flute 74
bone meal 5
bone rattle 10
bone spurs 1
Bone's Farm "wine" 2
boneana hammock 1
bonedanna 1
bonerang 1
Bonerdagon necklace 80
boning knife 1
booby trap 5
Boots of Twilight Whispers 5
booty chest charrrm 20
booty chest charrrm bracelet 1
booze-soaked cherry 16
boozebomb 13
Boozehounds Anonymous token 1
Bordeaux Marteaux 4
boring spaghetti 12
Boris's Helm 2
Boris's key lime 5
Boris's key lime pie 15
Boris's ring 11
borrowed time 6
Boss Bat bling 35
Boss Bat britches 26
bottle of alcohol 96
bottle of antifreeze 1
bottle of black cat tonic 1
bottle of Blank-Out 25
bottle of bubbles 75
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 40
bottle of cooking sherry 29
bottle of Definit 30
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 60
bottle of drinkin' gas 3
bottle of fire 100
bottle of fruity "wine" 5
bottle of gin 109
bottle of Goldschnöckered 1
bottle of goofballs 47
bottle of Greedy Dog 1
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 60
bottle of Lambada Lambic 1
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 75
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 300
bottle of moontan lotion 1
bottle of Mystic Shell 3
bottle of Old Pugilist 1
bottle of Ooze-O 20
bottle of Pete's Sake 15
bottle of Pinot Renoir 13
bottle of pirate juice 3
bottle of popskull 25
bottle of Professor Beer 1
bottle of Rapier Witbier 1
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 1
bottle of rum 477
bottle of sake 26
bottle of sewage schnapps 25
bottle of tequila 277
bottle of ultravitamins 1
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 19
bottle of vodka 100
bottle of whiskey 146
bottle of wine 11
bottle opener belt buckle 1
bottlecap turtle 1
boulder 17
bounty-hunting helmet 1
bounty-hunting pants 1
bounty-hunting rifle 1
bowl of cottage cheese 128
bowl of fishysoisse 2
bowl of lucky charms 3
bowl of rye sprouts 20
box 65
box of bear arms 2
box of Familiar Jacks 2
box of hammers 1
box of Pokëmann band-aids 31
box of sunshine 8
box turtle 1
box-in-the-box 1
box-in-the-box-in-the-box 1
boxcar turtle 2
boxed champagne 35
boxed wine 133
boxing glove 10
boxing glove on a spring 1
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 133
brains casserole 11
BRAINS shorts 4
brainy skull 2
brass crank handle 1
brass stinger 1
brazen bracelet 1
breaded beer 5
brick 5
brick of sand 7
BRICKO airship 1
BRICKO bat 1
BRICKO brick 2,500
BRICKO cathedral 1
BRICKO elephant 1
BRICKO eye brick 555
BRICKO hat 3
BRICKO octopus 1
BRICKO ooze 1
BRICKO oyster 1
BRICKO pants 3
BRICKO pyramid 1
BRICKO python 1
BRICKO sword 3
BRICKO turtle 1
BRICKO vacuum cleaner 1
briefcase 92
Bright Water 2
Brimstone Boxers 1
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 6
brine 31
briny vinegar 1
broken clock 1
broken glass grenade 1
broken skull 41
broken sword 26
broken warbear gyrocopter 1
bronze breastplate 28
bronze handcuffs 1
bronzed locust 26
brown sugar cane 76
bubble bauble bow 1
bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban 1
bubblewrap ore 11
bubbly potion 150
bucket of anniversary lard 1
bucket of honey 77
bucket of wine 4
buckler buckle 12
buckyball 26
Buddy Bjorn 2
bug paste 10
bugbear beanie 44
bugbear bungguard 40
bugged bön±Ã©t 6
bugged balaclava 3
bugged beanie 7
bullet-proof corduroys 36
bum cheek 3
bumblebee marble 1
bunch of bananas 2
bunch of square grapes 26
bungle in the jungle 6
bunny liver 4
buoybottoms 16
burrowgrub hive 1
burst hellseal brain 322
bus pass 12
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 4
C.H.U.M. chum 5
C.H.U.M. knife 3
C.H.U.M. lantern 1
cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 3
cactus fruit 21
Cajun accordion 1
calavera concertina 1
calle de miel 9
Camp Scout backpack 2
can cannon 2
can of Binarrrca 20
can of black paint 5
can of Brütalbräu 11
can of CRIMBCOLA 7
can of depilatory cream 1
can of Drooling Monk 11
can of fake snow 1
can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ 1
can of Impetuous Scofflaw 11
can of maces 3
can of Rain-Doh 2
can of Red Minotaur 21
can of spinach 1
can of starch 1
can of sterno 6
can of Swiller 208
can of the cheapest beer 2
can of V-11 2
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 12
can-you-dig-it? 2
candied kobold 6
candied yams 23
candy brain 3
candy cane 577
candy kneecapping stick 4
candy knuckles 3
candy skeleton 3
candy stake 6
cannonball charrrm 13
canopic jar 35
canteen of wine 26
carbonated soy milk 150
carbonated water lily 154
cardboard box turtle 1
cardboard katana 4
cardboard ore 7
cardboard wakizashi 94
caret 2
carob brownies 7
carob cannon 1
carob chunk cookies 18
carob chunk noodles 12
carob chunks 34
carrot cake 1
carrot claret 1
carrot juice 1
carrot nose 1
casino pass 35
cast 86
cat appendix 61
catgut 127
catgut taco 9
catskin buckler 1
catskin cap 1
catsup 2
cement sandals 1
centipede eggs 27
chainsaw chain 2
Chalice of the Malkovich Prince 1
chaos butterfly 494
chaos popcorn 1
charged magnet 1
charming flute 8
charrrm bracelet 1
cheap cigar butt 41
cheap elven gloves 2
cheap plastic blowgun 6
cheap plastic bottle opener 1
cheap toaster 1
cheap wind-up clock 157
cheezburger 1
chef's hat 69
chef-skull-in-the-box 1
cherry 128
Cherry Cloaca Cola 14
cherry pie 11
Chester's bag of candy 1
Chester's cutoffs 1
Chester's moustache 1
chewing gum on a string 150
children of the candy corn 3
chintzy accordion pin 3
chintzy disco ball pendant 5
chintzy noodle ring 6
chintzy saucepan earring 10
chintzy seal pendant 5
chintzy turtle brooch 4
chiptune guitar 15
chloroform rag 30
chlorophyll paste 5
choco-Crimbot 10
chocolate bath ball 6
chocolate cigar 6
chocolate filthy lucre 3
chocolate frosted sugar bomb 1
chocolate seal-clubbing club 3
chocolate spurs 1
chocolate-covered caviar 3
chocolate-frosted king cake 6
chopsticks 19
Chori Zo trading card 1
chorizo brownies 6
chorizo taco 28
chrome crossbow 5
chrome crossbow string 1
chrome helmet turtle 1
chrome meat stack 5
chrome ore 15
chrome staff 3
chrome sword 5
chunk of depleted Grimacite 1
chunk of rock salt 22
Cinco Mayo Lager 1
cinnamon troll doll 1
circular CRIMBCOOKIE 3
Clan VIP Lounge invitation 1
Claw of the Infernal Seal 2
clay peace-sign bead 41
clingfilm cap 1
clingfilm slippers 1
clingfilm tangle 1
clingfilm trousers 1
Cloaca grenade 11
Cloaca-Cola 12
Cloaca-Cola c-rations 6
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 17
Cloaca-Cola helmet 11
Cloaca-Cola knapsack 4
Cloaca-Cola shield 12
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife 1
Cloak of Dire Shadows 1
clock-cleaning hammer 1
clockwork crossbow 1
clockwork endoskeleton 1
clockwork handle 2
clockwork hat 1
clockwork key 1
clockwork pants 1
clockwork sphere 1
clockwork staff 1
clockwork sword 1
clockwork trench coat 1
cloudy potion 150
clown shoes 14
clown skin 50
clown wig 1
clownskin belt 15
clownskin harness 13
club necklace 11
club of corruption 1
club of the five seasons 1
cluster of hops 3
cob of corn 20
Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau 4
cocktail napkin 104
cocktail onion 10
cocoa egg 36
cocoa eggshell fragment 654
coconut bikini top 3
coconut shell 676
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 4
Codpiece of the Goblin King 25
coffee pixie stick 50
coffin lid 16
cog 71
cog and sprocket assembly 1
Colander of Em-er'il 6
cold and sour sauce 1
cold hi mein 5
Cold Hots candy 56
cold ninja mask 9
cold nuggets 8
cold powder 4
cold wad 37
cold-filtered water 4
collection of tiny spooky objects 6
cologne of contempt 3
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 6
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 10
colored-light "necklace" 1
Comet Drop 3
comfy pillow 11
commemorative war stein 1
communications windchimes 24
concentrated cordial of concentration 5
concentrated garbage juice 3
concentrated magicalness pill 6
concoction of clumsiness 2
Connery's Elixir of Audacity 3
container of Spooky Putty 1
Cookbook of the Damned 3
cookie cookie 3
cool cat claw 1
cool cat elixir 2
cool jelly donut 1
cool mushroom 8
cool mushroom casserole 4
cool mushroom wine 1
cool whip 50
Copper Alpha of Sincerity 10
copper ha'penny charrrm 11
cordial of concentration 3
corn holder 13
corncob pipe 3
cornuthaum 32
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 10
Corpse Island iced tea 11
corpse on the beach 11
corpsebite 2
corpsedriver 11
corpsetini 11
correction fluid 37
corrupt club of corruption 1
corrupted bird DNA 1
corrupted data 53
cosmic bucket 1
cosmic paste 12
costume sword 11
cottage 3
cracker 1
cranberries 256
cranberry cordial 5
cranberry schnapps 5
crate of fish meat 1
crazy little Turkish delight 10
cream of pointy mushroom soup 3
cream pie 1
cream stout 52
creamsicle 48
creepy voodoo doll 3
creepy-ass club 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) 3
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 3
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 3
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 3
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 3
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) 1
CRIMBCO lanyard 3
CRIMBCO mug 148
CRIMBCO scrip 5
CRIMBCO wine 98
CRIMBCOIDS mints 7
CRIMBCOLOAF 7
Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug 1
Crimbo candied pecan 150
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 10
Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head 1
Crimbo fudge 150
Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll 1
Crimbo paste 27
Crimbo peppermint bark 150
Crimbo pie 61
Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer 1
Crimbo tree flocker 1
Crimbo ukulele 1
Crimbo wreath 3
Crimbojito 1
Crimbomination Contraption 1
Crimbot battery 10
Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision 1
Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) 1
Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping 1
Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) 1
Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency 1
Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) 1
Crimbot schematic: Big Head 1
Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer 1
Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs 1
Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite 1
Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise 1
Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis 1
Crimbot schematic: Power Arm 1
Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler 1
Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator 1
Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker 1
Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun 1
Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet 1
Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis 1
Crimboween memo 1
Crimbuck 5
croquet hedgehog 1
crossbow string 6
crotchety pants 1
crowbar 2
crowbarrr 16
Crown of the Goblin King 21
Crown of Thrones 1
cruelty-free wine 180
crumbling rat skull 1
crystal skull 4
crystallized memory 1
cube of billiard chalk 4
cup of infinite pencils 5
cup of primitive beer 4
cupcake-in-a-cup 7
curdflinger 3
curmudgel 11
cursed black pearl onion 4
cursed bottle of black-label rum 1
cursed bottle of rum 4
cursed breeches 1
cursed cannonball 2
cursed cutlass 1
cursed eyepatch 1
cursed scrunchie 1
cursed sea biscuit 3
cursed voodoo skull 1
cyber-mattock 4
cyclops eyedrops 4
d10 214
d12 225
d20 225
d4 225
d6 225
d8 225
Daffy Taffy 52
damp old wallet 1
dance card 22
dark potion 150
day-old beer 1
dead guy's piece of double-sided tape 1
dead guy's watch 22
dead lights pie 6
deadly lampshade 2
deanimated reanimator's coffin 2
death blossom 1
decaying goldfish liver 55
deck of tropical cards 2
decorative fountain 30
dehydrated caviar 99
delicious comfit? 1
delicious noodles 14
delicious salad 12
delicious spicy noodles 4
deluxe fax machine 1
demon buckler 1
demon skin 105
demon whip 1
demon-horned hat 1
demonic paste 4
demonskin jacket 1
denim axe 5
dense meat stack 26
dented harmonica 15
deodorant 18
depantsing bomb 41
depleted uranium seal figurine 2
desiccated apricot 153
designer handbag 4
dethklok 1
diamond necklace 17
diamond-studded cane 27
Dickory Farms Gift Basket 90
didgeridooka 8
Diet Cloaca Cola 11
digital key lime 5
digital key lime pie 15
dill 106
dire fudgesicle 25
dirty hobo gloves 38
disassembled clover 777
disbelief suspenders 1
Disco 'Fro Pick 5
disco ball 46
Disco Banjo 2
disco horoscope (Aquarius) 11
disco horoscope (Aries) 11
disco horoscope (Cancer) 11
disco horoscope (Capricorn) 11
disco horoscope (Gemini) 11
disco horoscope (Leo) 11
disco horoscope (Libra) 11
disco horoscope (Pisces) 11
disco horoscope (Sagittarius) 11
disco horoscope (Scorpio) 11
disco horoscope (Taurus) 11
disco horoscope (Virgo) 11
disco mask 29
discocktail 125
Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog 2
disease 140
disembodied brain 9
disembodied smile 5
dishrag 5
disintegrating quill pen 93
displaced fish 75
distention pill 7
distilled fortified wine 150
distressed denim pants 40
disturbing fanfic 217
Divine 7
divine blowout 1,000
divine can of silly string 1,000
divine champagne flute 400
divine champagne popper 250
divine cracker 300
divine noisemaker 1,000
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 12
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 17
Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm 10
Dogsgotnonoz pills 1
doll house 3
dollhive 3
Dolphin King's crown 28
donkey flipbook 1
dope gangsta bling-bling 5
dope wheels 12
Double Bacon Beelzeburger 8
double-barreled sling 42
double-ice box 2
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Dr. Hobo's scalpel 18
drab sonata 56
draggin' ball hat 37
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Dramatic™ range 7
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dripping meat staff 1
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Drowsy Sword 43
drum machine 105
drum of pomade 4
dry martini 3
dry noodles 1,065
dry vodka martini 3
drywall axe 35
dubious peppermint 3
ducha de oro 9
duct tape 95
duct tape buckler 1
duct tape dockers 1
duct tape fedora 1
duct tape shirt 1
duct tape sword 1
duct tape wallet 1
dueling banjo 1
dueling turtle 1
dull fish scale 11
dungeon dragon chest 3
Dungeon Fist gauntlet 1
dungeoneer's dungarees 6
dusty bottle of Marsala 211
dusty bottle of Merlot 227
dusty bottle of Muscat 246
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 190
dusty bottle of Port 229
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 229
dusty Crimbo crate 20
dwarf bread 8
dwarvish magazine 1
Dyspepsi grenade 19
Dyspepsi-Cola 80
Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations 3
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues 14
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet 10
Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack 3
Dyspepsi-Cola shield 15
easter egg balloon 21
Eau de Guaneau 1
Ecto-Cooler 4
ectoplasmic paste 12
eel skin 1
eelskin hat 1
eelskin pants 1
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effervescent potion 137
eggbeater 4
eggnog 597
El Sombrero De Lopez 3
El Vibrato power sphere 3
Elder Turtle Shell 6
elderly jawbreaker 3
electric crutch 8
electrical thingamabob 1
elemental paste 11
elephant stinger 16
elevenderizing hammer 1
elevennis shoes 1
elevent 1
Elf Farm Raffle ticket 26
Elfin shortbread 2
Ellsbury's journal (used) 1
Elmley shades 3
elven limbos gingerbread 16
elven cellocello 28
elven hardtack 119
elven magi-pack 76
elven medi-pack 83
elven moonshine 18
elven socks 3
elven squeeze 115
elven suicide capsule 21
Elvish delight 3
empty agua de vida bottle 1,321
empty Cloaca-Cola bottle 51
empty meat tank 6
enchanted barbell 12
enchanted bean 28
enchanted bean burrito 20
enchanted eyepatch 5
enchanted fire extinguisher 1
enchanted leopard-print barbell 2
enchanted toothpick 25
enchantlers 1
energy drink IV 1
ennui-flavored potato chips 250
enormous belt buckle 46
enormous hoop earring 25
Ent cider 84
epic wad 1
especially salty dog 1
Everlasting Deckswabber 3
Every Day is Like This Sundae 1
evil golden arch 23
evil golden arches 48
evil teddy bear sewing kit 1
evil-ass club 1
expensive cigar 2
exploding hacky-sack 26
extra-greasy slider 3
extra-large palm-frond toupee 2
extra-potent gremlin mutagen 10
extra-see-thru nightie 1
extra-spicy bloody mary 3
extra-strength rubber bands 2
extra-strength strongness elixir 5
eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest 1
eXtreme meat crossbow 1
eXtreme meat staff 1
eXtreme mittens 15
eXtreme scarf 9
extremely skinny jeans 3
eye of newt 84
eye of the Tiger-lily 31
eye-pod 3
eyedrops of newt 20
eyedrops of the ermine 13
eyedrops of the ocelot 3
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f3d0r4 40
facehugging alien 12
facsimile dictionary 26
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fake blood 4
fake plastic grass 3
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fancy bath salts 691
fancy beef jerky 2
fancy beer label 1
fancy black tie 1
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fancy chocolate car 7
fancy dress ball 36
fancy opera glasses 10
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fancy tophat 1
fancy tuxedo pants 1
farfalle bow tie 1
fat bottom quark 8
fat loot token 1
fat stacks of cash 13
fat wallet 1
FDKOL commendation 8,615
FDKOL fire hose 1
FDKOL hotcakes 100
FDKOL tattoo 1
felt 5
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots 22
fermenting powder 71
ferret bait 115
Ferrigno's Elixir of Power 4
fertilized ghuol egg 1
festive holiday hat 4
festive sausage 12
festive warbear bank 1
fetid feather 61
fettucini Inconnu 15
fez of etymology 1
Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy 1
Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) 2
fiery wing 100
figurine of a charred seal 32
figurine of a cold seal 14
figurine of a cute baby seal 5
figurine of a shadowy seal 6
figurine of a sleek seal 10
figurine of a slippery seal 10
figurine of a stinking seal 9
figurine of a wretched-looking seal 8
figurine of an ancient seal 14
figurine of an armored seal 13
filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") 67
filthy corduroys 62
filthy knitted dread sack 47
filthy lucre 59
filthy pestle 29
filthy poultice 121
fine wine 39
finger cuffs 215
finger cymbals 20
fire 1
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fire flower 1
fire poi 5
fireman's helmet 1
fish juice box 3
fish stick 2
fish-liver oil 43
fishy fish casserole 7
fishy fish lasagna 1
fishy pipe 1
fitness wristband 5
fixed-gear bicycle 8
fizzy potion 143
flamin' bindle 2
flaming crutch 17
flaming feather 85
flaming glowsticks 15
flaming mushroom 7
flaming mushroom wine 1
flaming talons 46
flaregun 208
flashing novelty button 1
flask of baconstone juice 1
flask of Gnomochloric acid 1
flask of hamethyst juice 1
flask of mining oil 50
flask of porquoise juice 1
flask of tainted mining oil 100
flat dough 44
flat mushroom wine 1
flimsy clipboard 7
flirtatious feather 51
floaty gravel 3
floaty inverse geode 1
floaty pebbles 4
floaty rock 1
floaty sand 10
floorboard cruft 9
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flowing hippy skirt 2
fluid of fudge-finding 50
fluorescent lightbulb 1
flute of flat champagne 175
Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form 1
flyest of shirts 1
flypaper staff 1
flytrap pellet 1
foam noodle 1
foggy glass globe 1
foie gras 3
folder (blue) 1
folder (dancing dolphins) 1
folder (green) 1
folder (Jackass Plumber) 1
folder (red) 1
folder (yellow) 1
Folder Holder 2
foolscap fool's cap 14
foon 1
foon of fearfulness 1
foon of fleshiness 1
foon of foulness 1
foon of frigidity 1
foon of fulmination 1
foot-long hot daub 1
forbidden danish 1
forbidden sausage 3
foreign box 2
forest tears 7
fortune cookie 155
fossilized demon skull 4
fossilized limb 23
fossilized spider skull 3
fossilized spike 22
fossilized spine 4
fossilized torso 5
fossilized wing 7
fountain 'soda' 10
fragment of Jarlsberg's soul 1
Frankly Mr. Shank 1
Frat Army FGF 125
frat brats 50
frayed rope belt 6
freezerburned ice cube 1
freezin' bindle 2
fricasseed brains 14
friendly cheez blob 4
frightful feather 69
frigid air mattress 2
frigid fudgepuck 25
frigid hankyū 7
frigid mote 2
frigid ninja stars 126
frigid-ass club 1
frilly shirt 2
frilly skirt 48
Frogade 18
Fromage Pinotage 1
frost-rimed seal hide 10
frostbite-flavored Hob-O 3
frosty halo 9
Frosty's old silk hat 1
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frozen danish 1
frozen feather 66
frozen Mob Penguin 1
frozen mushroom 12
frozen nunchaku 16
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fruit basket 1
fruitcake 558
fruitfilm 3
fruity girl swill 3
fry-oil-flavored Hob-O 3
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fudge cube 3
Fudge Fiber Armor Plating 3
fudge lily 100
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fudgecule 2,100
fudgecycle 3
fudgesicle 50
Fudgie Roll 3
funhouse mirror 1
funky dried mushroom 71
furniture dolly 61
furry fur 268
furry green earmuffs 1
furry green turtle 1
furry halo 11
furry kilt 1
furry pants 3
furry skirt 1
fustulent seal grulch 2
fuzzbump 9
Fuzzby 1
fuzzy dice 1
ga-ga radio 1
Gaia beads 2
Galapagosian Cuisses 1
Game Grid ticket 2,345
Game Grid token 1,500
GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card 2
garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O 3
garish pinky ring 11
Garter of the Turtle Poacher 1
gas balloon 74
gator skin 108
gatorskin umbrella 1
Gauntlets of the Blood Moon 1
gauze garter 198
gauze hammock 2
gauze shorts 3
Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire 9
gearbox necklace 2
gelatinous meat mass 1
Genalen™ Bottle 162
General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket 16
generic healing potion 2
generic mana potion 14
ghost cucumber 79
ghost pickle on a stick 1
ghost protocol 3
ghost trap 5
ghostly body paint 11
ghostly pickling solution 1
ghuol ears 129
ghuol egg 144
ghuol egg quiche 11
ghuol guolash 93
ghuol-ear kabob 10
giant cactus quill 12
giant clay ashtray 8
giant designer sunglasses 17
giant diamond ring 1
giant discarded bottlecap 13
giant discarded plastic fork 12
giant discarded torn-up glove 12
giant driftwood sculpture 1
giant foam finger 1
giant green gummi bear 3
giant green gummi ingot 11
giant marshmallow 2
giant moxie weed 37
giant needle 157
giant pinky ring 46
giant red gummi bear 3
giant red gummi ingot 11
giant yellow gummi bear 3
giant yellow gummi ingot 11
gift-a-pult 1
gilded ancient cursed chest 5
gilded ancient cursed key 1
gimlet 5
Gin Mint 1
gin-soaked blotter paper 3
gingerbread bugbear 558
gingerbread house 2
gingerbread mutant bugbear 4
gingerbread robot 5
gingham blouse 1
glacial clock 1
Glass Balls of the Goblin King 7
glass gnoll eye 1
glass of baboon milk 80
glass of goat's milk 97
glistening staff 1
glittery mascara 46
glob of green slime 2
gloomy black mushroom 10
gloomy mushroom wine 1
glow-in-the-dark wristwatch 1
glowing red eye 95
glowing syringe 1
gnat lasagna 1
gnatloaf casserole 4
gnatwing 86
gnauga hide 8
gnauga hide buckler 1
gnauga hide chaps 1
gnauga hide kilt 1
gnauga hide skirt 1
gnauga hide vest 2
gnauga hide whip 1
gnocchetti di Nietzsche 13
gnoll lips 17
gnoll teeth 12
gnoll-tooth necklace 1
Gnollish autoplunger 1
Gnollish casserole dish 11
Gnollish flyswatter 7
Gnollish pie server 12
Gnollish pie tin 45
Gnollish plunger 9
Gnollish slotted spoon 6
Gnollish toolbox 23
Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer 4
Go-Wassail 100
goat beard 14
goat cheese 178
goat cheese pizza 126
goat cheese taco 2
goatskin umbrella 16
gob of wet hair 750
goblin autoblowgun 11
goblin hunting spear 8
goblin paste 3
gold Boozehounds Anonymous token 1
gold lamé pants 9
Good 'n' Slimy 3
gooey paste 17
googly eye 12
Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog 1
goth kid t-shirt 13
GOTO 11
goulauncher 1
gr8ps 11
grape troll doll 1
grapefruit 109
grapes 61
grass blade 1
grass clippings 11
grass hat 1
grass skirt 1
grass whistle 7
grassy cutlass 13
Grateful Undead T-shirt 5
grave robbing shovel 18
graveyard snowglobe 1
gray bow tie 3
grease gun 1
greasy paste 6
Great Ball of Frozen Fire 1
Greaves of the Murk Lord 1
green beer 3
green candy heart 30
green clay bead 22
Green Clover of Justice 2
green drunki-bear 3
green gummi ingot 250
green pixel 119
green pixel potion 38
green smoke bomb 16
gremlin juice 29
gremlin mutagen 2
grog 23
grouchy restless spirit 75
grue egg 26
Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog 2
grumpy old man charrrm 38
grumpy old man charrrm bracelet 2
grungy bandana 17
grungy flannel shirt 10
guano coffee cup 3
guard turtle collar 4
guard turtle shell 20
guitar pick 51
gummi ammonite 3
gummi belemnite 3
gummi bowtie 1
gummi canary 5
gummi salamander 5
gummi snake 5
gummi trilobite 3
Gummi-DNA 3
Gummi-Gnauga 3
Gummy Brains 3
gun cleaning kit 2
guy made of bee pollen 26
Gygaxian Libram 1
gyroscope 28
hair spray 106
hairy staff 1
half-baked potion 38
half-sized guitar 15
halfberd 8
hamethyst 11
hamethyst ring 1
hammerus 1
hand grenegg 2
hand of Mr. Cards 1
Hand that Rocks the Ladle 1
handful of barley 3
handful of confetti 50
handful of Crotchety Pine needles 2
handful of hand chalk 89
handful of honey 304
handful of Laughing Willow bark 1
handful of moss 94
handful of napalm 3
handful of numbers 3
handful of nuts and berries 100
handful of pine needles 184
handful of sand 300
handful of sawdust 98
handful of walnuts 200
handmade hobby horse 1
handsomeness potion 19
happiness 36
harem girl t-shirt 6
Haunted Sorority House staff guide 10
Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance 3
headhunter necktie 8
heart necklace 7
heart of the volcano 14
heavy D 206
heavy metal sonata 41
heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr 15
heavy necklace chain 1
hedgeturtle 1
Heimandatz's heart 5
Hell ramen 35
hellion cube 64
hellseal claw 487
hellseal whisker 436
Helm of the Scream Emperor 1
helm of the white knight 1
helmet recipe 5
helmet turtle 30
hemp net 21
hemp string 97
henna face paint 11
herb brownies 159
herbal stuffing 14
herbs 169
hermit permit 12
herringcello 21
hibernating robot reindeer 1
hideous egg 1
hill of beans 45
hippo skin buckler 1
hippo tutu 1
hippo whip 2
hippopotamus kilt 1
hippopotamus pants 1
hippopotamus skin 11
hippopotamus skirt 1
hipposkin poncho 5
Hippy Army MPE 200
hippy bongo 36
hippy herbal tea 1
hippy medical kit 6
hippy paste 9
hippy protest button 5
Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians 1
Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) 1
hobo nickel 25
hobo paste 2
holiday cheese log 10
holiday log 1
Hollandaise helmet 15
holly-flavored Hob-O 5
holo-bomber 1
holo-platoon 1
holo-tank 1
holy bomb, batman 1
honey dipper 2
honey mead 3
honey stick 3
honey-dipped locust 42
honeybritches 2
honeycap 2
honeypot 4
hopping socks 1
horizontal tango 3
hors d'oeuvre tray 13
hot and sour sauce 1
hot cross bow 1
hot date 165
hot daub 50
hot daub bun 1
hot daub stand 1
hot egg 1
hot hi mein 5
hot katana blade 100
hot nuggets 2
hot pink lipstick 1
hot plate 17
hot powder 8
hot stuffing 1
hot wad 98
hot wing 316
hot-ass club 1
huge pumpkin 5
huge spoon 13
hyperinflated seal lung 3
hypodermic needle 5
ice-cold fotie 118
ice-cold Sir Schlitz 155
ice-cold six-pack 36
ice-cold Willer 362
iced-out bling 10
icy katana hilt 14
icy mushroom wine 1
icy-hot katana 6
igloo pie 2
Iiti Kitty phone charm 14
imbued seal-blubber candle 10
imitation crab crate 5
imp air 12
Imp Ale 790
imp unity ring 17
incense bath ball 10
indescribably horrible paste 11
infernal fife 19
infernal insoles 16
inflatable duck 1
ingot of seal-iron 1
Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration 1
Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) 1
inkwell 49
insane tophat 1
insanely spicy bean burrito 1
insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito 1
insanely spicy jumping bean burrito 3
Instant Karma 11
Interview With You (a Vampire) 3
intriguing puzzle box 3
invisibility potion 7
irate sombrero 20
Irish Coffee, English Heart 1
Iron Beta of Industry 14
iron pasta spoon 1
ironic battle spoon 16
ironic jogging shorts 18
ironic knit cap 17
ironic moustache 27
ironic oversized sunglasses 5
irradiated candy cane 4
irradiated pet snacks 1
irresistibility potion 7
irritability potion 6
ittah bittah hookah 1
ivory cue ball 2
jabañero pepper 4
jabañero-flavored chewing gum 36
jack flapper 1
Jack-in-the-box 12
jagged scrap metal 5
jalapeño slices 1
jar of anniversary jam 1
jar of fermented pickle juice 5
jar of squeeze 1
Jarlsberg's earring 8
Jarlsberg's key lime 5
Jarlsberg's key lime pie 15
Jarlsberg's pan 1
Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode) 1
java cookie 3
jawbruiser 9
jerky coins 100
jewelry-making pliers 1
jingle bell 1
Jocko Homo's head 5
Jolly Roger charrrm 8
Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet 51
jug of baconstone juice 1
jug of Gnomochloric acid 1
jug of hamethyst juice 1
jug of porquoise juice 1
jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo 1
jug-o-magicalness 25
Jumbo Dr. Lucifer 4
jumbo olive 43
jumping bean burrito 1
jumping bean taco 2
jungle drum 15
juniper berries 10
junk band 1
junk food 3
junk trunks 1
junk yard 3
Junk-Bond 1
junk-mail shirt 1
keg shield 3
ketchup 2
ketchup hound 72
kick-ass kicks 2
king cookie 1
Kissin' Cousins 1
kite 3
Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card 1
kiwi 20
kneecapping stick 44
knight cookie 1
knob bugle 21
Knob Göblin lòve potion 78
Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar 3
Knob Goblin elite helm 27
Knob Goblin elite pants 28
Knob Goblin elite polearm 25
Knob Goblin elite shirt 20
Knob Goblin eyedrops 112
Knob Goblin firecracker 117
Knob Goblin harem pants 28
Knob Goblin harem veil 25
Knob Goblin love potion 37
Knob Goblin lunchbox 72
Knob Goblin melon baller 14
Knob Goblin nasal spray 246
Knob Goblin pants 31
Knob Goblin perfume 27
Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray 110
Knob Goblin scimitar 34
Knob Goblin seltzer 106
Knob Goblin spatula 15
Knob Goblin steroids 43
Knob Goblin superseltzer 76
Knob Goblin tongs 37
Knob Goblin Uberpants 7
Knob Goblin visor 15
Knob jelly donut 1
knob ka-bobs 110
Knob Kitchen grab-bag 1
Knob lo mein 3
Knob mushroom 5
knob mushroom wine 1
Knob nuts 24
Knob pasty 25
Knob sausage 8
Knob shroomkabob 2
knobby helmet turtle 1
knobby kneepads 2
Knoll mushroom 26
knoll mushroom wine 1
Knoll shroomkabob 9
knuckle sandwich 25
KoLHS Pep Squad Box 2
Krakrox's Loincloth 2
kumquartz 50
kumquartz ring 3
kumquat 5
kumquat supersucker 11
La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez 2
large box 75
large cocoa eggshell fragment 2
Lars the Cyberian 4
lavender candy heart 30
lavender paisley oyster egg 1
lavender plastic oyster egg 1
lavender polka-dot oyster egg 1
lavender striped oyster egg 1
lawn dart 1
lawnmower blade 1
lead necklace 11
lead yo-yo 1
leaf of grass 4
leather aviator's cap 1
leather bookmark 2
leather chaps 22
leather mask 17
leathery bat skin 101
leathery cat skin 97
leathery rat skin 54
Lederhosen of the Night 2
leftover Crimbo rations 1
leftovers of indeterminate origin 23
lemon 121
lemon meringue pie 5
lemon popsicle 1
leotarrrd 7
leprechaun hatchling 2
Let Me Be! 2
lewd playing card 4
Li'l Businessman Kit 1
libation of liveliness 3
Libram of Pulled Taffy 2
Libram of Resolutions 2
licorice garrote 4
licorice root 50
lihc eye 138
lihc eye pie 8
lihc face 23
limburger biker boots 9
lime 76
lime supersucker 11
lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum 43
line 558
linoleum crossbow 7
linoleum helmet turtle 1
linoleum ore 53
linoleum staff 9
linoleum sword 5
lint 3
lion oil 30
Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab 2
little paper umbrella 677
little parachute guy 15
little round pebble 6
live wire 3
liver and let pie 16
liver popsicle 2
llama lama gong 1
Loathing Legion knife 1
Lockenstock™ sandals 4
lollipop cufflinks 1
lollipop stick 100
long pork 68
long pork casserole 8
long pork chop sandwiches 1
long pork lasagna 1
long skinny balloon 65
longhaired hippy wig 2
loose teeth 179
Lord Flameface's cloak 1
Lord of the Flies-sized fries 5
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 42
los chinos 1
lotion of coldness 10
lotion of hotness 3
lotion of sleaziness 4
lotion of spookiness 3
lotion of stench 10
love song of disturbing obsession 30
love song of icy revenge 30
love song of naughty innuendo 30
love song of smoldering passion 30
love song of sugary cuteness 30
love song of vague ambiguity 30
lowercase N 87
lucky bottlecap 6
lucky Crimbo tiki necklace 1
lucky rabbit's foot 32
Lucky Surprise Egg 10
lumbering jack 1
Lumineux Limnio 1
lump of diamond 94
lump of Saccharine Maple sap 1
lunar isotope 744
lupine sword 1
M-242 11
macaroni duck 5
Mace of the Tortoise 5
machetito 1
Mad Train wine 288
Mae West 6
magic lamp 5
magic whistle 40
magical ice cubes 454
magical mystery juice 77
magicalness-in-a-can 82
magilaser blastercannon 40
magnifying glass 1
maiden wig 6
Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit 1
makeshift cape 1
makeshift skirt 1
makeshift turban 1
mandarina colada 5
Manetwich 7
manly bloomers 2
mannequin leg 1
many-eyed glasses 4
maple syrup 10
margarita 37
mariachi G-string 12
mariachi hat 15
mariachi pants 14
mariachi toothpaste 2
Mark of the Bugbear 1
Mark of the Ghost 1
Mark of the Skeleton 1
Mark of the Vampire 1
Mark of the Werewolf 1
Mark of the Zombie 1
marshmallow 20
marshmallow flambé 5
martini 29
marzipan skull 18
Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery 10
massive sitar 1
mauve paisley oyster egg 2
mauve plastic oyster egg 1
mauve polka-dot oyster egg 1
mauve striped oyster egg 1
Maxing, Relaxing 1
Maxwell's Silver Hammer 15
McMillicancuddy's Special Lager 150
meat cowboy hat 1
Meat detector 5
meat engine 21
meat golem 1
Meat maid body 2
meat paste 239
meat shield 3
meat st‰¿bing club 68
meat stack 110
Meat Tenderizer is Murder 1
meat vortex 295
meatcar model 1
meatloaf helmet 2
meatspout staff 1
meaty helmet turtle 2
Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince 1
Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs 22
megatofu 125
Meleegra™ pills 78
melted Jell-o shot 189
memory of a C 21
memory of a CA base pair 3
memory of a CG base pair 3
memory of a CT base pair 5
memory of a G 24
memory of a GT base pair 4
memory of a T 28
memory of an A 12
memory of an AG base pair 4
memory of an AT base pair 3
memory of some delicious amino acids 14
menudo 2
menudo ravioli 29
Mer-kin foodbucket 1
Mer-kin takebag 1
Mer-kin thingpouch 1
mesh cap 19
Mesmereyes™ contact lenses 4
metallic A 167
metrognome 1
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler 7
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub 223
Microplushie: Bropane 1
Microplushie: Dorkonide 1
Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid 1
Microplushie: Fauxnerditide 1
Microplushie: Gothochondria 1
Microplushie: Hippylase 1
Microplushie: Hipsterine 1
Microplushie: Hobomosome 1
Microplushie: Otakulone 1
Microplushie: Raverdrine 1
Microplushie: Sororitrate 1
microwave stogie 11
milk of magnesium 50
milky potion 150
mime soul fragment 1
mind flayer corpse 174
miner's helmet 21
miner's pants 23
Mini-Crimbot crate 1
miniature boiler 1
miniature carton of clove cigarettes 7
Miniborg beeper 1
Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot 1
Miniborg hiveminder 1
Miniborg laser 1
Miniborg stomper 1
Miniborg strangler 1
Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog 2
Mint Yulep 1
mirrored aviator shades 1
Miserable Pie 1
misfit dolly 1
misfit hobby horse 1
misfit teddy bear 1
mixed wildflower greens 94
Mohawk wig 48
moist sailor's cap 1
mojo filter 25
mole skin notebook 11
molotov cocktail cocktail 123
molten brick 50
molten medallion 1
molten scrap metal 5
Mon Tiki 7
monkey wrench 23
monomolecular yo-yo 29
Monstar energy beverage 227
monster pants 8
monstrous monocle 1
Moon Pie 3
moonglasses 1
Moping Artistic Goth Kid 2
Morto Moreto 1
mother's little helper 54
mother's secret recipe 1
motivational poster 98
Mountain Stream soda 44
moxie magnet 1
moxie weed 203
Mr. Accessory 1
Mr. Joe's bangles 8
Mr. Mediocrebar 50
MSG 15
muculent machete 1
mullet wig 7
mummy mask 2
mummy wrapping 237
murky potion 78
Muschat 1
mushroom fermenting solution 192
mushroom pizza 4
musty moccasins 1
My Own Pen Pal kit 1
myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball 1
mysterious chest 2
mysterious present 5
mysterious silver lapel pin 13
nanite-infested candy cane 3
nanite-infested eggnog 3
nanite-infested fruitcake 3
nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear 3
Nardz energy beverage 24
nasty rat mask 1
nasty-ass club 1
natto marble soda 3
natto pocky 4
natto-infused sake 10
natty blue ascot 1
natural fennel soda 80
naughty origami kit 1
ND 2
Necbro wafers 3
Necrotelicomnicon 3
necrotizing body spray 11
Neuromancer 7
neurostim pill 21
Newbiesport™ tent 2
Newman's Own Trousers 1
NG 23
Nickel Gamma of Frugality 10
night-vision goggles 5
Nightstalker perfume 4
ninja hot pants 26
ninja mop 10
Northern pemmican 3
note from Clancy 11
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I 21
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II 19
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III 14
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV 6
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V 9
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI 5
nothing-in-the-box 1
Now and Earlier 3
noxious gas grenade 1
NPZR chemistry set 3
Nuclear Blastball 6
nut-shaped Crimbo cookie 5
nutty organic salad 8
obnoxious riddle 3
obsidian dagger 50
ocarina of space 35
occult jelly donut 1
ocean motion 11
off-white paisley oyster egg 1
off-white plastic oyster egg 1
off-white polka-dot oyster egg 1
off-white striped oyster egg 1
office-supply crossbow 10
oil of expertise 6
oil of oiliness 99
Oil of Parrrlay 42
oil of slipperiness 33
oil of stability 5
oily golden mushroom 5
oily mushroom wine 1
oily paste 5
ointment of the occult 13
Okee-Dokee soda 32
Ol' Scratch's ash can 1
Ol' Scratch's ol' britches 1
Ol' Scratch's salad fork 1
Ol' Scratch's stove door 1
Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat 1
old coin purse 75
old leather wallet 60
old school Mafia knicke½æ 7
old sweatpants 40
old-fashioned 3
olive 122
olive lo mein 9
oozenog 4
opera mask 4
Operation Patriot Shield 2
orange 154
orange and black Crimboween candy 3
orange candy heart 30
orange leather lanyard 8
orange peel hat 1
orange popsicle 2
Orange Star of Sacrifice 1
orc paste 10
Orcish baseball cap 20
Orcish cargo shorts 24
Orcish frat-paddle 23
Orcish meat locker 1
Order of the Green Thumb Order Form 2
Order of the Silver Wossname 1
organ grinder 1
original G 324
oriole-feather headdress 8
ornate ancient cursed chest 3
ornate ancient cursed key 2
Oscus's dumpster waders 1
Oscus's flypaper pants 1
Oscus's pelt 1
Otorian Battle Scar 1
Ouija Board, Ouija Board 1
out-of-tune biwa 5
oven mitts 2
overclocked avian microprocessor 1
overcookie 1
overpriced "imported" beer 3
oversized pipe 22
oversized pizza cutter 49
ovoid leather thing 10
oyster basket 2
Pack of Alice's Army Cards 11
Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards 1
pack of chewing gum 1
pack of KWE trading card 11
pack of pogs 100
packet of beer nuts 7
packet of orchid seeds 1
padded tortoise 1
PADL Phone 40
pail 30
painful penne pasta 5
Paint A Vulgar Pitcher 1
paint bomb 5
painted shield 1
painted turtle 1
pair of bolt cutters 5
pair of pearidot earrings 3
palm frond 269
palm-frond capris 2
palm-frond cloak 2
palm-frond fan 7
palm-frond net 1
palm-frond toupee 2
palm-frond whip 2
Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster 2
panhandle panhandling hat 9
panicked kernel 1
pants kit 1
pants of the Slug Lord 13
Pantsgiving 2
panty raider camouflage 5
papaya 114
papaya sling 8
papaya slung 6
papaya taco 7
paperclip 11
paperclip cape 3
paperclip pants 3
paperclip sproinger 12
paperclip turban 3
paperclip-on tie 3
papotion of papower 29
paranormal ricotta 3
parasitic claw 1
parasitic headgnawer 1
parasitic strangleworm 1
parasitic tentacles 1
passable elf mask 9
pasta spoon 52
Pasta Spoon of Peril 2
pat-a-cake pendant 8
patchouli incense stick 190
patchouli oil bomb 26
patent leather shoes 4
pawn cookie 3
peace-sign necklace 6
peach 4
peach lozenge 3
peach pie 4
peanut brittle shield 14
pear 4
pear lozenge 3
pear supersucker 11
pear tart 4
pearidot 50
pebblebräu 2
pencil stub 3
penguin focaccia bread 22
penguin shorts 2
penguin skin 12
penguin skin buckler 1
penguin thesaurus 10
penguin whip 1
penguinskin mini-kilt 1
penguinskin mini-skirt 1
pentacorn hat 1
Penultimate Fantasy chest 147
peppermint crook 1
peppermint parasol 1
peppermint patty 1
peppermint sprout 11
peppermint twist 1
perforated battle paddle 27
perfume of prejudice 3
perl necklace 3
perpendicular hula 11
personalized birthday cake 1
pet rock 1
Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog 2
petit 4.1 5
petit fortran 3
petrified time 1
phat turquoise bead 36
phat turquoise bracelet 5
philosopher's scone 19
philter of phorce 23
phish stick 3
phonics down 425
photoprotoneutron torpedo 80
physiostim pill 38
Pick-O-Matic lockpicks 3
pickle-flavored chewing gum 39
picture of a dead guy's girlfriend 1
piece of after eight 3
piece of wedding cake 76
piercing post 1
pig-iron bracers 2
pig-iron helm 2
pig-iron shinguards 3
pile of candy 39
pile of dusty animal bones 151
pile of gold coins 11
pile of jumping beans 33
pimpin' meat hat 1
pin-stripe slacks 9
Pine-Fresh air freshener 3
pink candy heart 30
pink clay bead 23
Pink Heart of Spirit 1
pink pinkslip slip 1
pink plastic baby 3
pink pony 13
piping organ pie 2
pirate paste 8
pirate pelvis 25
pitchfork 33
pixel boomerang 1
pixel hat 1
pixel pants 1
pixel shield 1
pixel sword 1
pixellated candy heart 6
plain old beer 1
plain pizza 16
plastic Crimbo reindeer 3
plastic cup of beer 16
plastic guitar 20
plastic ingot 1
plastic passion fruit 34
plastic spider ring 5
plot hole 461
plum 4
plum lozenge 3
plum wine 7
pocket theremin 9
pocketwatch on a chain 9
pog #01 (spider) 3
pog #02 (Knob goblin) 3
pog #03 (warwelf) 3
pog #04 (skleleton) 3
pog #05 (ninja snowman) 3
pog #06 (filthy hippy) 3
pog #07 (orcish frat boy) 3
pog #08 (hellion) 3
pog #09 (pirate) 3
pog #10 (hobo) 3
pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) 3
pointed stick 15
pointy mushroom 6
pointy mushroom wine 1
pointy red hat 1
poison pen 1
Pokëmann band-aid 33
Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip 1
Pokëmann figurine: Duck 1
Pokëmann figurine: Frank 1
Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump 1
Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking 1
Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan 1
Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap 1
Pokëmann figurine: Moog 1
Pokëmann figurine: Nothing 1
Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu 1
Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth 1
Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf 1
Pokëmann figurine: Twitter 1
Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite 1
Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth 1
polka-dot bow tie 3
poltergeist-in-the-jar-o 2
poodle skirt 1
pool cue 23
pool of liquid metal 7
popsicle stick 27
pork elf goodies sack 11
porquoise 11
porquoise ring 1
portable motorcycle 5
portable photocopier 25
possessed tomato 10
possessed top 33
potato pistol 2
potato sprout 8
potent potion of potency 3
potion of animal rage 1
potion of potency 18
potion of punctual companionship 1
potion of temporary gr8ness 3
potion of the captain's hammer 1
potion of X-ray vision 1
potted cactus 2
pottery barn owl figurine 1
pottery club 1
pottery hat 1
pottery shield 1
pottery training pants 1
pottery yo-yo 1
poultrygeist 1
poutine 3
poutine pole 1
powdered candy sushi set 7
powdered donut 105
powdered organs 58
powdered wig 26
pr0n cocktail 2
pr0n legs 173
pr0n m4nic0tti 3
pr0n taco 10
pregnant gloomy black mushroom 3
pregnant mushroom 1
press-on ribs 11
pretty pink bow 1
Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit 1
prismatic wad 3
Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket 14
probability potion 204
procrastination potion 198
projectile icemaker 1
prosthetic forehead 3
protein paste 6
prussian cathouse 6
puce paisley oyster egg 1
puce plastic oyster egg 4
puce polka-dot oyster egg 1
puce striped oyster egg 1
pulled porquoise pendant 1
pulled porquoise ring 1
pulsing flesh 10
pumpkin 50
pumpkin beer 10
pumpkin bomb 10
pumpkin juice 5
pumpkin pie 5
pumpkinhead mask 1
purple clay bead 2
purple glowstick 3
Purple Horseshoe of Honor 1
purple pixel pie 8
puzzling ribbon 2
pygmy blowgun 48
pygmy nose-bone 17
pygmy pygment 33
pygmy spear 17
quake of arrows 12
quantum taco 15
quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments 1
queen cookie 35
Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit 13
quirky accordion 1
radioactive chew toy 3
radium-flavored potato chips 250
rainbow bomb 1
rainbow crossbow 1
raisin 9
ram horns 3
ram stick 7
Ram's Face Lager 14
ram-battering staff 1
raspberry 25
raspberry beret 1
rat appendix 185
rat appendix kabob 5
rat scrapple 1
rat tooth polish 1
ratarang 2
ratgut 18
ratskin belt 1
rattail whip 1
rave whistle 39
ravioli della hippy 3
ravioli hat 25
razor-sharp can lid 246
razor-tipped yo-yo 32
really dense meat stack 14
really really sticky spider web 2
really sticky spider web 4
really thick bandage 11
record of infuriating silence 1
record of infuriating silence (used) 1
record of menacing silence 1
record of menacing silence (used) 1
record of tranquil silence 1
record of tranquil silence (used) 1
recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity 100
recording of Chorale of Companionship 100
recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad 100
recording of Elron's Explosive Etude 100
recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration 100
recording of Prelude of Precision 100
recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder 100
red class ring 8
red drunki-bear 3
red gummi ingot 250
red paisley oyster egg 1
Red Pill 4
red pixel 84
red pixel potion 34
red plastic baby 4
red plastic oyster egg 3
red polka-dot oyster egg 2
Red Rover BB gun 17
red striped oyster egg 2
red-and-green sweater 18
red-headed corpse 1
redrum 42
reflection of a map 11
Regular Cloaca Cola 10
reinforced beaded headband 34
reinforced furry underpants 1
reodorant 75
repeating crossbow 1
Retenez L'Herbe Paté 1
rewinged stab bat 2
rhesus monkey 1
rhinestone cowboy shirt 6
rib of the Bonerdagon 9
ribbon candy 3
rice bowl 6
ridiculous belt 1
ridiculous cocktail 11
ridiculous earring 1
ridiculous sandwich 11
ridiculous sunglasses 1
ridiculously huge sword 48
ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon 8
rigid carapace 10
ring of adornment 1
ring of aggravate monster 11
ring of cold resistance 1
ring of conflict 1
ring of fire resistance 1
ring of gain strength 2
ring of half-assed regeneration 19
ring of increase damage 1
ring of teleportation 1
ring setting 2
roasted marshmallow 53
robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N. 14
robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T. 14
robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D. 15
robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R. 15
robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. 15
robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. 15
robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. 16
robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H. 14
robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N. 15
robotronic egg 1
Rock and Roll Legend 9
Rock Pops 21
rockfish stomach 1
rockin' wagon 7
rocky raccoon 461
roll in the hay 6
roll of drink tickets 1
roll of Hob-Os 3
roll of toilet paper 956
rolling pin 1
rook cookie 1
root beer 6
round green sunglasses 3
round purple sunglasses 32
royal jelly 120
royal jelly taco 2
rubber axe 1
rubber band gun 7
rubber WWBD? bracelet 6
rubber WWJD? bracelet 4
rubber WWSPD? bracelet 11
rubber WWtNSD? bracelet 10
ruby on canes 3
ruby W 57
rum and cola 42
rum barrel charrrm 22
Russian Ice 3
rusty chain necklace 11
rusty grave robbing shovel 16
rusty metal key 1
rusty metal ring 1
rusty metal shaft 1
rusty piece of rebar 7
rxr shield 1
S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S. 1
sabre teeth 28
Saccharine Maple pendant 1
sack lunch 83
Safari Jack's moustache 4
safarrri hat 19
sake bomb 178
salamander slurry 19
salamander spleen 77
salty dog 22
salty slug 4
samurai turtle 1
samurai turtle helmet 1
sand dollar 2
sandpaper 1
sandwich of the gods 2
sangria 29
Sangria de Menthe 1
saucepan 113
Saucepanic 1
sausage bomb 106
sausage pizza 5
savoy truffle 126
sawblade shield 9
Scalp of Gorgolok 3
scented massage oil 95
Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince 1
Schrödinger's thermos 1
scintillating powder 1
scissor duck 1
scorpion whip 14
scrap of shadow 4
scrap of sticky paper 1
scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker 873
scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker 894
scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker 900
scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker 605
scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker 845
scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker 895
screwdriver 21
scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil 9
scroll of drastic healing 374
scroll of pasta summoning 9
scrumdiddlyumptious solution 5
scrumptious reagent 500
seal lube 5
seal tooth 28
seal-blubber candle 35
seal-brain elixir 27
seal-clubbing club 460
seal-skull helmet 23
sealhide belt 5
sealhide buckler 5
sealhide cloak 5
sealhide gloves 5
sealhide hood 5
sealhide leggings 5
sealhide moccasins 5
sealhide seal doll 22
sealhide snare 8
sealhide whip 5
seared dino steak 3
sebaceous shield 1
secret from the future 1
security blankie 1
Senior Mints 64
sentient meat mass 1
sequined fez 1
Serenity trading card 1
serpentine sword 2
serum of sarcasm 23
set of jacks 1
sewer turtle 1
sewer wad 99
shadowy cat claw 1
shadowy seal eye 1
Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion 1
sham champagne 5
shard of double-ice 25
sharpened hubcap 1
Shield of Icy Fate 1
shimmering tendrils 1
shin gourds 1
shingle 57
shining halo 2
shiny butcherknife 14
shiny hood ornament 64
shiny ring 50
shiny tribal beads 85
shirt kit 7
shock belt 8
shock collar 1
shot of blackberry schnapps 1
shot of grapefruit schnapps 31
shot of orange schnapps 45
shot of peach schnapps 6
shot of pear schnapps 7
shot of rotgut 26
shot of Sneaky Pete's Mojo 1
shot of tomato schnapps 27
shrapnel jelly donut 1
shredded hellseal hide 343
shrinking powder 1
shuddersword 1
Silver Bullet beer 2
silver cheese-slicer 3
silver keg 1
silver paté knife 1
silver salt-shaker 1
silver shotgun shell 2
silver shrimp fork 3
silver tongue charrrm 15
silver tongue charrrm bracelet 1
simple AI 1
simple ancient cursed key 1
sinewy crossbow string 7
Sinful Desires 4
Single Alice's Army Foil 1
single swig of vodka 5
single-serving herbal stuffing 1
six pack of Mountain Stream 8
six tiny wedges of goat cheese 9
six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola 3
sizzling seal fat 3
sk8board 3
skeleton 11
skeleton bone 127
skeleton key 249
skeleton key ring 9
skeletortoise 1
skewer 40
skewer-mounted razor blade 1
skewered cat appendix 4
skirt / kilt kit 1
skull with a fuse in it 1
skulldozer egg 2
Skullhead's Screw 3
Skully's hot chocolate 2
slap and tickle 4
sleaze nuggets 4
sleaze powder 5
sleaze wad 47
sleazy and sour sauce 1
sleazy bindle 4
sleazy fairy gravy 1
sleazy hi mein 5
sleep mask 2
sleeping snowy owl 1
sleeping stocking 4
sleeping wereturtle 1
slime convention coupons 3
slime convention flyers 3
slime convention pin 3
slime convention swag bag 3
slime convention t-shirt 3
slimy paste 2
slip 'n' slide 5
slippery when wet shield 1
slow jam collection 40
Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags 2
small box 75
small leather glove 11
Small Medium 3
smart skull 158
smart watch 5
smashed danish 1
smiley-face sticker 1
smoked potsherd 1
smoking grass 675
smoky potion 150
smoldering box 1
smoldering staff 1
smudged alchemical recipe 6
snailmail bits 8
snailmail breeches 1
snailmail coif 1
snailmail hauberk 1
snake 11
snake shield 4
snapdragon pistil 30
snarling wolf shield 5
Sneaky Pete's breath spray 9
Sneaky Pete's key lime 5
Sneaky Pete's key lime pie 15
Sneaky Pete's leather jacket 2
snifter of thoroughly aged brandy 172
snorkel 7
snow belly 1
snow halo 1
snow hat 1
snow pants 1
Snow Queen Crown 3
Snow Suit 1
snowball 5
snowboarder pants 11
soda water 21
soft green echo eyedrop antidote 450
soggy seed packet 1
soggy used band-aid 1
soggy wofl t-shirt 2
solid gold bowling ball 30
solid gold pegleg 3
sonar-in-a-biscuit 53
Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire 2
sorority brain 3
sorority girl's box 1
soul coin 1
soul doorbell 1
soul knife 1
soul mask 1
soup turtle 2
soup-chucks 1
souvenir ski t-shirt 3
soy cordial 1
soylent staff 1
space jam 2
space jam toast 1
spade necklace 14
spaghetti con calaveras 4
spaghetti cult mask 12
spaghetti cult rosary 10
spaghetti with Skullheads 12
Spam Witch sammich 331
spandex anniversary shorts 1
spangly mariachi pants 3
spangly mariachi vest 2
spangly sombrero 2
spark plug earring 1
sparkler 11
spectral pickle 1
spectre scepter 50
speed limit shield 1
SPF 451 lip balm 3
spiced rum 22
spices 194
spicy enchanted bean burrito 10
spicy mushroom quesadilla 3
spider web 250
spiked femur 23
spiky turtle helmet 1
spiky turtle shield 1
spiky turtle shoulderpads 1
spirit bed 5
spirit blanket 5
spirit gum 150
spirit mattress 5
spirit pillow 5
Spirit Precipice 1
spirit sheet 5
sponge cake 1
sponge helmet 1
spongy shield 1
spooky and sour sauce 1
spooky bicycle chain 36
spooky bindle 4
spooky cosmetics bag 35
spooky eyeliner 5
spooky hi mein 5
spooky lipstick 9
spooky lo mein 9
spooky mushroom 412
spooky mushroom wine 1
spooky nuggets 6
spooky powder 6
spooky scarecrow 1
spooky shroomkabob 6
spooky shrunken head 32
spooky staff 12
spooky stick 44
Spooky Surprise Egg 53
spooky wad 64
Spooky-Gro fertilizer 1
spork 3
spring 31
sprocket 56
sprocket assembly 1
square CRIMBCOOKIE 3
square sponge pants 1
squashed frog 99
squeaky staff 1
squirming egg sac 13
St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket 1
Stabonic scroll 1
Staff of Blood and Pudding 1
Staff of the Black Kettle 1
Staff of the Grand Flambé 1
Staff of the Grease Trap 1
Staff of the Greasefire 1
Staff of the Kitchen Floor 1
Staff of the Midnight Snack 2
Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern 1
Staff of the Short Order Cook 1
Staff of the Soupbone 2
Staff of the Teapot Tempest 1
Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron 1
stained mattress 2
stainless steel scarf 7
stainless steel shillelagh 4
stainless steel skullcap 6
stainless steel slacks 7
stainless steel solitaire 6
stainless steel suspenders 6
stale baguette 23
stalk of asparagus 78
stapler bear 1
star 396
star boomerang 1
star buckler 1
star chart 197
star crossbow 17
star hat 19
star key lime 5
star key lime pie 15
star pants 1
star staff 7
star sword 6
star throwing star 1
Steal This Candy 5
steamy ruby 1
stench and sour sauce 1
stench nuggets 3
stench powder 6
stench wad 73
stepmom's booze 10
sterno-flavored Hob-O 3
stick of "gum" 4
stick of dynamite 89
stick-on mini solar panels 1
sticky gloves 9
sticky meat kilt 3
sticky meat pants 1
sticky meat skirt 1
still grill 2
stinkin' bindle 2
stinky cheese ball 1
stinky hi mein 2
stinky mushroom 4
stinky mushroom wine 1
stolen accordion 53
stolen office supplies 16
stomach turnover 4
stomp box 2
stone banjo 1
stone baseball cap 6
stone frisbee 68
stone of eXtreme power 54
stop shield 1
strange cube 1
strange paste 1
strange shiny disc 1
straw hat 1
strawberry 95
strawberry daiquiri 37
strawberry pie 5
strawberry popsicle 1
strawberry supersucker 11
strawberry wine 23
strawberry-flavored Hob-O 3
strawberyl 50
strawberyl necklace 3
stray chihuahua 2
streetfighting champion's belt 1
stress ball 1
Strikes Again Bigmouth 1
string of Crimbo lights 3
string of dingle balls 2
strongness elixir 44
studded leather boxer shorts 1
stuffed angry cow 71
stuffed astral badger 67
stuffed baby gravy fairy 66
stuffed Baron von Ratsworth 88
stuffed can of asparagus 3
stuffed caterpillar 1
stuffed Cheshire bitten 88
stuffed cocoabo 80
stuffed crazy bastard sword 7
stuffed dodecapede 1
stuffed doppelshifter 2
stuffed flaming gravy fairy 70
stuffed frozen gravy fairy 66
stuffed gray blob 3
stuffed hand turkey 72
stuffed key 184
stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech 69
stuffed martini 9
stuffed Meat 112
stuffed mind flayer 74
stuffed mink 87
stuffed monocle 121
stuffed ninja snowman 1
stuffed scary death orb 69
stuffed shoulder parrot 67
stuffed sleazy gravy fairy 59
stuffed snowy owl 60
stuffed spooky gravy fairy 74
stuffed spooky mushroom 26
stuffed stinky gravy fairy 60
stuffed teddy butler 125
stuffed tin of caviar 84
stuffed treasure chest 170
stuffed undead elbow macaroni 65
stuffed yo-yo 1
stuffed-shirt scarecrow 2
stuffing 6
stunt nuts 131
sturdy Crimbo crate 30
sturdy sword hilt 6
stylish swimsuit 40
styrofoam ore 27
sucker bucket 3
sucker hakama 3
sucker kabuto 3
sucker scaffold 50
sucker tachi 3
sucky decal 4
sugar banana 1
sugar chapeau 2
sugar cherry 4
Sugar Cog 3
sugar lime 4
sugar shank 1
sugar shard 9
sugar sheet 272
sugar shield 1
sugar shillelagh 1
sugar shirt 1
sugar shorts 1
sugar shotgun 1
sugar-coated pine cone 6
Summer Nights 2
sunken chest 111
suntan lotion of moxiousness 187
Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword 1
Super Magic Power Sword X 1
super salad 44
super-spiky hair gel 574
superamplified boom box 125
superduperball 11
superheated fudge 50
Supernova Champagne 132
Suppurating Sinner 1
Swabbie™ swab 83
swashbuckling pants 72
sweet mochi ball 7
sweet ninja sword 21
sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 3
swirly potion 175
sword behind inappropriate prepositions 21
Sword of Dark Omens 4
Sword of the Brouhaha Prince 2
swordzall 1
synthetic dog hair pill 7
T.U.R.D.S. Key 8
t8r tots 32
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro 100
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita 100
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco 100
taco shell 183
tail o' nine cats 1
Tales from the Fireside 1
Tales of a Kansas Toymaker 3
Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) 1
Tales of the Word Realms 3
talkative skull 11
tamarind-flavored chewing gum 45
tambourine 5
tambourine bells 67
tangarita 5
tangerine 29
tangle of copper wire 1
tangle of rat tails 20
tankard of ale 57
tap shoes 39
targeting chip 1
tarrrnish charrrm 44
tarrrnished charrrm bracelet 1
tassel 6
Tasty Fun Good rice candy 352
tasty louse 1
tasty tart 42
tattered paper crown 1
tattered scrap of paper 100
Tears of the Quiet Healer 14
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that gum you like 8
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The Big Book of Pirate Insults 88
The Bomb 7
The Confiscator's Grimoire 2
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The Lost Comb 2
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The Smith's Tome 2
The Spirit of Crimbo 1
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thin black candle 647
Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag 8
Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts 1
third-hand nunchaku 8
This Charming Flan 1
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Thor's Pliers 1
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throbbing organ pie 5
throwing bone 2
throwing wrench 5
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tighty whiteys 1
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time halo 15
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tiny house 998
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toast 581
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too legit potion 1
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top 34
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torquoise 1
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transporter transponder 871
Transylvania Sling 3
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Trivial Avocations Card: What? 111
Trivial Avocations Card: When? 111
Trivial Avocations Card: Where? 111
Trivial Avocations Card: Who? 111
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twitching claw 10
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ultimate ultimate frisbee 19
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ultrafondue 16
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Uncle Romulus 2
Uncle Romulus (used) 1
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underwater slingshot 2
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unearthly onyx 1
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unholy water 1
unidentified jerky 367
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vial of The Glistening 4
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vinegar 92
vinegar-soaked lemon slice 64
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vorpal blade 99
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WA 18
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wad of tofu 107
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Wand of Oscus 1
wang 7
war tongs 7
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warbear auto-anvil 1
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warbear bearserker potion 3
warbear beeping telegram 3
warbear blizzard mead 3
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warbear drone assembler 1
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warbear gyrocopter 3
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warbear liquid overcoat 3
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warbear procedural hilarity drone 5
warbear rejuvenation potion 3
warbear requisition box 100
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warbear superpotion 3
warbear thermoregulator bread 3
warbear trouser fragment 1
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warbear warrior bread 3
warbear whosit 100
warm mushroom 8
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wasabi pocky 13
wasabi-infused sake 12
water pipe bomb 1,044
water purification pills 225
water wings 2
watered-down Red Minotaur 40
waterlogged crate 1
Wax Flask 3
weremoose spit 14
whalebone corset 25
Whatsian Ionic Pliers 1
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whip kit 28
whisker pencil 11
whiskey and cola 29
whiskey and soda 30
whiskey sour 28
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white Canadian 88
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wholeberd 2
Whoompa Fur Pants 2
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wiffle-flail 1
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willowy bonnet 1
willyweed 1
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windchimes 37
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wings of fire 10
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witty rapier 22
wok lobster 2
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wolfman mask 1
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world's smallest violin 15
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worthless knick-knack 25
worthless trinket 25
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wreath of laurels 1
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wristwatch of the white knight 1
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wumpus-hair bolo 1
wumpus-hair net 1
wumpus-hair sweater 1
wussiness potion 158
X-37 gun 2
Xi Receiver Unit 1
yak anorak 12
yak skin 15
yak toupee 2
yak whip 1
Yakisoba's hat 5
yakskin buckler 1
yakskin kilt 1
yakskin pants 1
yakskin skirt 1
yam candy 1
Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick 7
ye olde golde frontes 1
Ye Olde Medieval Insult 7
Ye Olde Navy Fleece 10
Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher 458
yellow brick road 7
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yellow candygram 1
yellow drunki-bear 3
yellow gummi ingot 378
yellow matter custard 1
Yellow Moon of Compassion 10
yellow paisley oyster egg 6
yellow plastic oyster egg 6
yellow polka-dot oyster egg 3
yellow striped oyster egg 3
yeti fur 406
yo-yo 24
yohohoyo 12
your own black heart 47
yummy death watch beetle 1
Yummy Tummy bean 63
Ze™ goggles 58
Zim Merman's guitar 2
Zinc Delta of Tranquility 1
zombie dinosaur egg 1
Zombo's grievous greaves 1
Zombo's shield 1
Zombo's shoulder blade 1
Zombo's skullcap 1
Zoodriver 2
Zu Mannkäse Dienen 1
Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) 1